4chan has made me real fast at typing >implying

Recursion is built in
>implying implications

dem infinite loops

>implying recursion

>>15835085
>>15835084

>implying imply-mind

>>>implying a=5
>>>implying b=6
>>>mfw a+b
>>>11

>implying a equals b:
>mfw a
>u mad:
>mfw b

>>15835118
implying a=0
a < 5 circlejerk
{
mfw '>implying this is a loop'
a ++
}

>implying system;
mfw a is int;
mfw b is intr;
a = 2;
b = a +1;
System.out.println(b);
GTFO

>>15835170
>>15835170
>>15835170
>>15835170
>>15835170
>>15835170

WINER

>>15835178

>>15835118
is better imo

>implying system;

main
mfw a is int;
mfw b is int;
mfw c is int;
a = 2;
b = a +1;
sytem.out.println(b);
c = >>>/sub/(b);
gtfo

sub (int a)
//nothing
gtfo >> a

Core features:

built-in recursion
mfw and yfw for easy web coding
im 12 and what is this module attempts to fix and simplify broken code

>implying system;

class 101

main (mfw *args)
mfw a is int
mfw b is int
mfw c is int
a = 2
b = a +1
sytem.out.println(b)
c = >>>/sub/(b)
gtfo

sub (mfw a is int)
'nothing
gtfo >>a

end class

Guys, someone seriously make a tiny program to do this shit.
But whenever you go to compile the code it always outputs trollface.jpg

>implying stdio # importing
>mfw a is integer # declare
>mfw b is integer # declare
>implying a is 2 # set a:=2
>implying b is 1 # set b:=1
>mfw a + b equals 3 # if a+b equals 3
u mad? # wait for user input
>mfw you have no face # else
what is this i dont even # abort routine

>implying random
>print random.random()
LOL RANDUM XD GTFO

sumfunc(int i){
>implying sum is int;
>implying i is int;
sum=0;
samefag(i=1; i<10; i++)
sum=sum+i;
yfw(sum);
GTFO;
}

language only works under Gentoo

>>15835300
install gentoo # importing standard IO functionality
no time for love # start program
>mfw a is integer # declare
>mfw b is integer # declare
>implying a is 2 # set a:=2
>implying b is 1 # set b:=1
>mfw a + b equals 3 # if a+b equals 3
u mad? # wait for user input
>mfw you have no face # else
what is this i dont even # abort routine
GTFO # end program

nevergonnagiveyouup for infinite loops.

>implying system

class lulz

main (mfw *args)
mfw a is int
mfw b is int
mfw c_
is int
a = 2
b = a +1
sytem.out.println(b)
c = >>>/sub/(b)
gtfo

sub (mfw a is int)
'nothing
mfw z is int
u mad?(z)
a = a + z
idliketointerjectforamoment(a)
gtfo >>a

end class

>>15835307
Haha
lold

>>15835339
>>15835339
>>15835339
>>15835339


getting there...

this thread is fucking awesome

>>15835339
lrn2 for return instead?

gtfo - return void
lrn2 var - return variable var

HAI
CAN HAS STDIO?
VISIBLE "HAI WORLD!"
KTHXBYE

This thread is great...lol

>>15835366
inb4 lolicon attempts lolicode

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>>15835288
fout to coolface.jpg?

>>15835374
on error what is this i dont even
what is this i dont even:
fuuuuuuuuu

Threads like this make me love /g/

>implying system

class lulz

main (mfw *args)
mfw a is int
mfw b is int
mfw c_
is int
a = 2
b = a +1
sytem.out.println(b)
c = >>>/sub/(b)
gtfo

sub (mfw a is int)
'nothing
mfw z is int
try
u mad?(z)
whatisthisidonteven 'catch-like
sytem.out.println("int expected, idiot")
fuckentryshowdotheywork? 'end try
goon ' all good in try
a = a + z
idliketointerjectforamoment(a)
if a > 800
then
gtfo >>a

end class

>>15835365
"told" as an exception
"okay" as an exception handler

>>15835371
O god.

am i kawaii 1 == 2? #if
{
nyaa("uguu") #print
}
iie #else
{
uaaa! #break
}

>implying system

class lulz

main (mfw *args)
mfw a is int
mfw b is int
mfw c_
is int
a = 2
b = a +1
sytem.out.println(b)
c = >>>/lol/(b)
gtfo

sub lol (mfw a is int)
'nothing
mfw z is int
try
u mad?(z)
whatisthisidonteven 'catch-like
sytem.out.println("int expected, idiot")
fuckentryshowdotheywork? 'end try
goon ' all good in try
a = a + z
system.idliketointerjectforamoment(a)
if a > 9000
then
trow system.error.itsover9000
elseif a == 9
a = 1
gtfoif
gtfo >>a

end class

>it's over, fortran is finished

>>15835416
You forgot to impliment #doshio~

>>15835401
nah do it like this


sub (mfw a is int)
'nothing
mfw z is int
u mad?(z)
a = a + z
told status 'error handling for this function
[] not told 'runs at end of function whether pass or fail
[] told 'runs upon error if not caught by another handler
[] super told 'runs upon an error of type "super"
gtfo >>a

import stallman
import realos
import told

print(stallman(realos.detect(told.sure)))

>>> Gentoo 10.1 Wһаt уοu'rе rеfеrrіng tο аѕ Lіnux, іѕ іn fасt, GΝU/Lіnux. No Told Found

CAPTCHA: Sage. ifityh

>>15835381
install gentoo

no time for love, main thread
_ >implying i is integer
_ on error gb2 >>>/err/
_ nevergonnaiveyouup # loop begin
_ yfw i is i + 1 # Print i and increase value
_ mfw i equals 3 # if i equals 3
_ u mad? # User input (global var g)
_ nevergonnaletyoudown # loop end
GTFO

no time for love, err thread
what is this i dont even

>>15835450
I got all my knowledge of loli from that one image. Sue me.

>>15835416
nono, no matter what you code the process will always output "Hey, anonymous! I want you to have a nice day today, ok?"

Executing any lolicode, even once, will cause your system to display this message everyday at around 3:30 AM and the more you try to get rid of it, the more persistent it'll become.

>>15835468
>that one image
I guess we'll have to use..
That.

common control structures in passive aggressive java

>implying that (1 + 1 == 2)
>implying that if above statement is true you would
>println("yes");
>implying else that you would println("no");

>implying that for (i=0; i<n; i++)
>you would println("a loop");

#define no_time_for_love int main(void){
#define desktop_thread }
#define implying(x) int (x)
#define is =
#define mfw(x) if(x)
#define yfw else
#define what_is_this_i_dont_even exit(0)
#define you_just_jelly(x) puts(x)

#include <stdio.h>
#include <stdlib.h>

no_time_for_love
implying(a) is 1;
implying(b) is 2;

mfw(a)
you_just_jelly("FFFFUUU");
yfw
you_just_jelly("RAGE");

what_is_this_i_dont_even;

desktop_thread

>>15835482
too much /b/ shit not enough /g/
lurk moar

>>15835480
>2011
>still using passive-aggressive java
>implying you should gb2 runescape

>>15835223
>>15835271
>>15835339
>>15835398
>>15835432
>system.out.println
So, how's that first year of college going so far?

Also, anyone who places '{' on a new line all by itself is a faggot.

Needs more
>RMS interjections
>fucken try's how do they work
>install gentoo
>wood screews
>1.7% yields
>fermi
>it's over ati is finnished
>told status
>tripfags and shitty anime
>no time for love, thread
>battlestations go go go
>u mad
>he mad
>mfw
>yfw
>u jelly
>puddi
>rms
>ballmer
>developers developers developers

>>15835492
>implying I haven't been here all summer

What do you think is "/b/" about that?

Replace what_is_this_i_dont_even with wat or lawl_windows if it gives you a stiffy.

>>15835498
Wait, does that mean Kernighan and Ritchie were gay lovers?
I suddenly understand everything.

>>15835469
hahaha

its a virus

>>15835509
>WHY
>Dragondildo

>implying system

class lulz

main (mfw *args)
mfw a is int
mfw b is int
mfw c_
is int
a = 2
b = a +1
sytem.out.println(b)
c = >>>/lol/(b)
gtfo

sub lol (mfw a is int)
'nothing
mfw z is int
try
u mad?(z)' get input
whatisthisidonteven (catch told e) 'catch-like
sytem.out.println("int expected, idiot")
okay 'end try
while 1 < 2
trow system.error.fuckinginfiniteloopshowdotheywork? ' ex named fucking X how do they work?
go-on
a = a + z
system.idliketointerjectforamoment(a)
if a > 9000
then
trow system.error.itsover9000
elseif a == 9
a = 1
gtfoif
gtfo >>a

end class

>>15835509
>nice trips
>headphones

>>15835509
Needs more INANE COMMENTS!

Jesus, only newfags here?

>>15835536
>PROMOTIONS

>>15835522
yes they were actually and Ken Thompson used to join in for 3-ways

#include buttrange

thread shitpost(double nigger; troll q; archlinux stable;){
troll nokia,amd;

>implying implicitly that (nokia.mad=0) / (nokia.mad != 3) and (nokia.mad != -3){

troll/g/("NODRIVERS");
countertroll(amd); !get user troll

if (logicalfallacies(amd) == intentional)[
mad(nokia)++;
]

else if (logicalfallacies(amd) == fullretard)[
mad(nokia)---;
]

else [lolwut;]

buttdevastated;

}

while(amd == trolled && amd.nodrivers == true !*this is always true*!)[
>imply housefires
]

circlejerk;
dump(loli);
system("pause"); !trollface.svg

404;}

>implying system
>implying 4chan.g
'By anon
'4 teh lulz
' /g/

class lulz

rollin (mfw *args) 'main
mfw a is int
mfw b_
is int =1
a = >>>/lol/(b)
sytem.out.println(a)
gtfo

sub lol (mfw a is int)
'nothing
umad? 'try
gogogo(z)' get input
hemad (catch told e) 'catch-like
sytem.out.println("int expected, idiot")
if system.random.next == 1 then system.installgentoo()'terminates program
okay 'end try
while 1 < 2
if system. heuristic.infiniteloop=true
then
trow system.error.fuckinginfiniteloopshowdotheywork? ' ex named fucking X how do they work?
system.heuristic.whatisthisidonteven 'resume_next-like gtfo loop
gtfoif
go-on
a = a + z
system.idliketointerjectforamoment(a)
if a > 9000
then
trow system.error.itsover9000
elseif a == 9
a = 1
gtfoif
gtfo >>a

itsovertheclassisfinished

>>15835672
>itsovertheclassisfinished
Well, you actually got me to laugh.

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>implying system
>implying 4chan.g
'By anon
'4 teh lulz
' /g/

class lulz

-rollin (mfw *args) 'main
--mfw a is int
--mfw b_
--is int =1
--a = >>>/lol/(b)
--sytem.out.println(a)
-gtfo

-sub lol (mfw a is int)
--'nothing
--umad? 'try
---gogogo(a)' get input
--hemad (catch told e) 'catch-like
---sytem.out.println("int expected, idiot")
---if system.random.next == 1 then system.installgentoo()'terminates program
--okay 'end try
--while 1 < 2
---if system. heuristic.infiniteloop=true
---then
----trow system.error.fuckinginfiniteloopshowdotheywork? ' ex named fucking X how do they work?
----system.heuristic.whatisthisidonteven 'resume_next-like gtfo loop
---gtfoif
--go-on
--system.idliketointerjectforamoment(a)
--if a > 9000 then
---trow system.error.itsover9000
--elseif a == 9
--gtfoif
-gtfo >>a

itsovertheclassisfinished

>>15835398
idliketointerjectforamoment should print the stallman interjection when called with no arguments

Im this Anon:
>>15835718
I have to go...
i leave this to you Anons

toasting in epic bread

This is how AMD writes their drivers

reminds me of http://lolcode.com/

>>15835711
#interject 4chan.g
#interject tripfags
#interject anonymous
#interject green-oval

#meme q = 'function';

conjunctionjunctionwhatsyour(type = $(q)){

site greenoval = 1;
user anonymous = faggotCheck($(default));
book SICP = read = ( [$((random) % 2) == 0] && 1 || 0);

>mfw anonymous is $(anonymous) ;

when implied ($(greenoval) == true){

>mfw where is no need to archive;
image myface = call/g/Folder();
uploadReactionImage($(myface));
}

if (SICP(read == true)){

>mfw you are safe;
}

else{
>mfw you need to watch your pack;
}

return panties; //unless they are soaked in cum
}

you can do such things easily in c using macros:

#define >implying_thread int main()
#define >implying_start {
#define >impyling printf(
#define end );
#define opisafag return 0;
#define >implying_end }

//----------------------------------------------//

>implying_thread
>implying_start
>implying "DERP" end
opisafag
>implying_end

HAI
CAN HAS STDIO?
I HAS A VAR
IM IN YR LOOP
UP VAR!!1
VISIBLE VAR
IZ VAR BIGGER THAN 10? KTHXBYE
IM OUTTA YR LOOP
KTHXBYE