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03/27/11(Sun)07:32 No.24616049
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 Okay, are we still talking about pony dreams? Because now I want to type mine out in detail. I've posted it before but was just so much fun.
SO, I my dream I wake up in Equestria, almost literally just fall our of thin air, and am suddenly a pony. BUt I'm not used to walking on four legs, I don't understand ponimotion and keep stumbling and falling like an ass-tard. I try to get help form other ponies, and for some reason no one thinks it's weird when I tell them I'm a human from another dimension probably. They all just advise my to go see Celestia. So I manage to bumblefuck my way over there, when suddenly I find the castle is under attack by manticores, and the pony guard is fighting them off, all of a sudden, my instincts kick in and instantly master the use of ponimotion. I spring into action and start bucking manticores in the face, LIKE A BOSS. My and the armored ponies, fighting side by side, manticore busting. Needless to say, it was awesome. When all the manticores had been thoroughly dispatched, both Celestia and Luna appeared, and thanked me for my help. They made it sound like they totally couldn'ta dunnit without me, but I highly doubt that. Either way it was fun. The Princesses rewarded my actions by each giving me a ring, apparently made from bits of their actual unicorn horns, that would turn me human again when worn, and even let me use some pony magic. Since none of the ponies reacted negatively to the presence of a human, all was good. Then suddenly Pinkie Pie appeared, and suggested a party, which began immediately. Apparently Pinkie can just conjure parties our of the ether. I woke up soon after, and in my grogginess I thought I was still wearing the rings Luna and Celestia had given me, but it turned out I had fallen asleep wearing two of my Darkest Night rings. |
