Nothing, I jack off to Fluttershy and call it a night.

this.

Hate the fandom, not the show

Um, cause Twilight can do magic and shit.

yeah, im not very convincing.

I CAST FIST!
Pony saved, villain a smear of blood on the ground.

Yell saxton hail! Problem solved.

I point out that a a my little pony being alive in front of him means he is in a cartoon.

And nobody can die in a cartoon so something silly is likely going to happen and stop him from pulling the trigger.. like Pinkie suddenly erupting out of the ground below him because as she was tunneling through the soil she should have taken that left turn at Albercoltque

>mfw i just realized that the generals have been going, absolutely nonstop, since november.

for 5 months, FIVE, there has been a pony thread on /co/, always.

that is batshit and a half

So no no one has the touch wallpapers? OK...

what if when the new episode airs or when the season 2 starts doctor whoof looks like this? do we confirm him as doctor who?

Also I was using this for a but but scaled to fit

>>24614534
Yes, but at what cost Dino-fag.

WAS IT WORTH IT?

i wouldn't have to say anything because
sunny daze is so goddam cute
that no one could think about harming her

You know what the last thread had a severe lack of?

Derpy. Let's fix that.

So I wrote this quite some time ago and did lots of edits recently, and I never really post it that often. On ponychan peoples seemed to like it a lot. So here you go my alt. ending for cupcakes named Pinkie Pie's Last Party. Yes it is Grimdark.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1T_AUDZpDc7g1R_b4cMXVSDf0SN7RTjgiUW4Q3nUZD_g/edit?hl=en

>>24614555

yes

>>24614555
id say it was worth it

>>24614555
yes, actually. lots of fun stuff in these threads, even if a lot of it is recycled and there's some mean arguments.
nice trips.

>>24614563

It sure had enough derp though

>>24614534

>>24614555
What cost indeed? It's the same as it ever was.

>>24614563
>severe lack of? Derpy
>disgusting lake of Derpy
ftfy

>Ponies fause me to get 4 chan plus.
>I am now one with the pony.
My god this shits great.

>>24614579

Very true, but there is a distinct difference. For instance, one is desirable and adorable. The other, not so much.

>>24614544
I really don't like this artist's stupid appledash shipping garbage.

She could have been great, but her fucking favoritism ruins every one of her pictures.

>>24614563
Fix it we shall

hey /co/!
whats up?

>>24614604

The direction of this thread

>>24614587
Dont you mean a severe lake of derpy?

>>24614593
What the fuck are you talking about now, Anonymous?

>>24614587

>ftfy

Can someone please explain to me what the FUCK this means? I've seen it about 100 times in these threads, and I'm no closer to figuring out what it is than I was when I first saw it.

>>24614564
people,please use a place everyone can use like DA or fanfiction.net,my computer cannot read google documents,or put them in image form,thank you

>>24614616
Fixed that for you

>>24614590
i know right?
auto updates, link previews, mouse over thumbnails to load the full thing.

you are roughly 30 minutes away from never being able to ponypost in a normal way ever again

>>24614616

Just punch it into google bro

>>24614615
Oh you know, the usual. Whining about drawfags and shippers.

ignore me.

>>24614616
ftfy means fixed that for you

>>24614630
>30 minutes
Nah, I was broken in 10 seconds flat.

>>24614599

For once I'm staying on topic
Here you go op I scaled it to 3:4 ratio which is what iPod uses.

YOU GOTTA SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE

YOU GOTTA CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE

Noticed this earlier when I was nabbing some references for MS

Have we talked about these ponies and their camera braces yet?

> using a raw rip of episode 21 with TV ads for subtitling while good rip comes out.
> Just passed the part where Applejack was talking to the apple tree.
> TV ad comes up on the rip with a song saying "I want to be an apple tree".
> mfw

>>24614630
dinofag you have really become a lot less insufferable over the past few months. what happened

>>24614646
>>24614625

Huh.............y'know what? That's fucking stupid.

>>24614666
>Satan pinkie.

>>24614622
But that requires EFFOOOOOOORT!
>mfw I don't have a Rarity whining picture

>>24614681

i neutered him.

So, something I noticed with this previous episode. Is it just me, it did it seem just a bit more "action-y" then prior episodes? In fact, the whole show is moving in a more dramatic, almost action oriented way. There was a bonafide train robbery, a stampede and a full on attack, a fucking clock tower was destroyed, etc etc. All in an almost retro, throwback old west setting. I know it all came down to throwing pies instead of shooting guns, but that was all still a bit more serious than you'd expect from something about candy colored ponies.

I know Lauren said on her DA that she really wanted to be able to do more adventurous stories with these ponies, and it seems to me like shes getting to do that, even if only just a bit. Can you imagine if this show does well, and Lauren and her team actually earn a little more creative freedom?

>>24614435
I trick people into listening the audio and convince them Rarity is a nympho

>>24614664
Aw damnit! I just made a 960-640 one myself since that's the screen resolution.

Oh well. thanks for being the one person to help me after three days of asking.

And no, google, doesn't work for this; I tried.

>>24614681
weed
lots of it

>>24614684
>That's fucking stupid
don't blame me, i didn't make it up.
them's the memes, man.

>>24614695
That's Dave Polsky's writing style for you. Great at writing action packed comedy episodes filled with throwbacks to classic cartoons.

>>24614695

>a little more creative freedom

I honestly enjoy the slice of life aspect of the show...

But I'd like to see them occasionally get 2 or 3 episodes devoted to an on-going adventure

Journey to foreign lands
Trek into pony hell to save Gummy
Pinkie Pie and Twilight build a rocket and they all get stranded on pony mars populated by gemstone eyed ponies

>>24614707
Feels good man.

>>24614704
I'll post some more if you like.

>>24614708

I just find it astounding at how stupid I find it. I didn't bat an eye when I started seeing "mfw", but this just kills it.

Also, more Derpy.

>>24614707
well keep it up, but maybe take your name off once in a while yeah?

>>24614727
>populated by gemstone eyed ponies
The screams of pain and horror as spike goes on a binge eating rampage.

>>24614695
i mentioned this a lot earlier tonight but i hope, with poni as a springboard, LF's next show will have a lot of adventures like mlp was meant to. who knows, there have been several mlp movies. it isn't out of the realm of possibility that she could helm one.

>>24614673
PARKER I NEED PICTURES!!! PICTURES OF SPIDERPONY!!!!!

>>24614737
It would be VERY appreciated.

>>24614703

clever but...

>>24614729
that pic

>>24614777
Delivar'd

>>24614754
NEVER.
ok fine

>>24614460
That's how it usually goes.

>>24614690
i dont care,im probably the only one on 4chan whose computer cannot read google documents,or eqistra daily unless it's an image, i like the grimdark pony stories and the cross overs.

read up /co/

http://m.fanfiction.net/s/6766922/1/
http://m.fanfiction.net/s/6557148/1/
http://m.fanfiction.net/s/6559985/1/
http://m.fanfiction.net/s/6700975/1/

>>24614776

Hopefully Derpy will suffice

More Derpy

>>24614792

>Trixie is bigger than Celestia
>Trixie STAND ASIDE.png

>Mfw Sweetie Belle calls spike a ruffian

>>24614813

>>24614778

she's a hard bird to catch. but once you do, you're set for life.

I wonder what would happen if I were responsible for my actions in these threads? God knows I love trolling.

Nah, I'm having too much fun being anonymous.

>>24614837

It's both amazing and terrible how liberating anonymity can be.

>>24614823
What is the appeal with reading badly written pornfics?

>>24614792
>Same size as Dash.

This shit is rigged as fuck.

>>24614792

>Rarity not even fucking on there

>>24614851
>>24614853
>>24614831
>>24614795
>>24614590
>>24614581
>>24614547

At last, this thread got 20% cooler.

>>24614851
Masturbating

Moar walls

>>24614799
>http://m.fanfiction.net/s/6766922/1/
i tried the first one and it changes tense constantly.
wtf man. that's horrible english grammar.

>>24614813

Trixie is best pony

>>24614885

Knowing Travis, that wouldn't surprise me one bit.

>>24614851
>ragingsemi a bad fapfic writer
You best check yourself before you wreck yourself

did anybody else really hate Pinkie Pie at first, but later came to love her?

seems like this is a good idea... the sleep part... not so much the locus of sleep.

>>24614877
Fuck I can do different parts of the master image if you really want.

>>24614908
No no, the damage is done, we do not need a larger shitstorm.

>>24614899
i think that was the usual reaction. and probably why they put griffon the brush off as an early episode.

>>24614899

Flip-flops for me. Hated her the entire episode for Over a Barrel, but dat last line, man.

Thank you to all who have voted for the Writepony Awards! The amount of votes received was a LOT more than expected!

If you consider yourself an avid FiM fanfic reader who can make unbiased decisions, please send an e-mail to writepony_awards@yahoo.com

Thanks again to all who have voted! Results should come in the near future!

>>24614899

mhmm... now its all about PINKIE PIE!!!

>>24614899

Everyone hated Pinkie in the first episode.

Because they saw her 'party' mentality and just figured she'd be the standard ditzy girly girl who does nothing constructive on the show

And then she was bacon

>>24614929
>unbiased
>votes
I'm confused

I really want there to be a toy of these pony mannequins that Rarity uses, something on-model like the figures.

I don't even know why, I just think they're cool.

>>24614931
she does keep showing signs of god like abilities afterall

>>24614952
I think that Fred fellow would love one of those too.

what sold the show for me is the second pinkie spoke. I've always liked her

>>24614952
Damn captcha ate my picture. These things. Seriously, I like em.

>>24614899
Same as Doom.

The annoying Hamminess is part of the character and completely intentional

And I love them for it.

>>24614952

Ya know, I kinda thought the same thing. Not really sure why either. They're just kinda cool.

All I know is, I'd fucking kill for a Derpy toy. I'd buy that shit in a heartbeat.

Can it be this time again?

If yes, then this is a month-and-a-half's worth of work. It does not include episodes, duplicates, or any projects (sad non-contributor), so I think it's respectable.

Ok moar walls
I can take desktop wall resize requests.

>>24614970
>>24614965

You want them for sex and you know it.

>>24614894
I didn't like it when he did normal fics either.

>>24614975

You know they're being sold, right?

http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/03/more-custom-derpy-hooves-for-sale.html

>>24614630
Just downloaded this. Awesome stuff.

>>24614984
Thats okay you're entitled to you're opinion but don't down peoples talent just because you don't like them.

>>24614977
>you are smalltime.jpg
No eps, dups, or projects.

>>24614993

Huh. I sort of forgot that this is a show aimed at little girls, and as such, the toys will be tiny things with brushable hair.

Ah well.

>>24614952

Toys you want thread?

Wild west pony trainset
Sheriff Silver Star with combable moustache and pie throwing action
Chief Thunderhooves with a spring loaded wheel on his underside that lets him shoot across the floor
Manly Spike (Diamond dog mooks sold seperately)
Gummy Plush
Hydra Plush
Ursa Teddy
Trixie's magic set with instructions on how to perform tricks
a NON PINK Celestia on her royal chariot
Wonderbolts action figures
Shadowbolts action figures
Manticore plush
Photo finish playset with a modeling strip
Big Mac with a plough
And of course... actually on model versions of the mane cast, with the tools and outfits they actually have in the show. And possibly playsets of their homes... Twilight's would be the most awesome with the tree canopy right down to the secret dungeon on the bottom


Can I shutup and have your theoretical dollars?

>>24614977
Nice. I'm working my way up as well, but have a long way to go.

>>24614993
WHAT? WHY AM I JUST NOW HEARING ABOUT THIS?

MFW i have 3507,and its worth 1412 MB, mfw i dont want to post a face

STAY ON TOPIC PLEASE

>>24615023

All of them.

I'll take two sets of everything.

>>24614851
You must not have read it.

>>24615023
>a NON PINK Celestia
TAKE ALL OF MY MONEY AND HAVE MY SOCIAL SECURITY #

>>24615043
I derailed my own thread because I don't give a flying fuck.

>>24615018
>>24614977
No HD episodes. images and gifs and music only.

I just checked my pics folder, 1.25GB
Eps folder is 13gb

>>24615039

Probably you missed it. :p

>>24615023
This list.. these toys... it makes me sad because, I know I'll never have them...

>>24615042

>mfw i have about 250 for 47 MB

>>24614837
Embrace your dark side

>>24614799
Tell me if you still want it. There is 7 pages.
Once again this is GRIMDARK so don't open it unless you want to.

>>24615023

My heart's only desires are an on-model Applejack figure and a Derpy plushy.

Maybe a Fluttershy of some sorts if I like it enough.

>>24615052

I read it and laughed...If that was intentional then it was well written.

If it wasn't well I have no comment on the quality of writing. Didn't read it for that, so idk if it's good.

>>24614998
Ive read quite alot of bad fapfics in my lifetime, and his rank among some of the worst.

You're really scrapping the bottom of the barrel with his stuff.

>>24615023
e-mail that list to Hasbro

>>24614977
I think mine's respectable because I don't save half the shit that gets posted here (humanized, furry, etc.). Plus, like I said, I only spent a month and a half on it.

>>24615023

what, no Nightmare Moon?

>>24615097

Why should I? It's probably more profitable to them to just churn out recolours of what they already have

You're welcome to do it yourself though

>>24614981
what exactly am i looking at here?

>>24615096
You really sure you want to go there and not just say you don't prefer his work? because I'll go all night bitch!

>>24615097
>Hasbro show the Email to Gabe.

>They both almost die laughing as they roll in money.

>>24615107

I'd take Luna.

But I'd set up that Nightmare Moon in a beat if they sold the castle, too.

>>24615083
good mother of god and celestia! GTFO

>>24615107

NMM would be pretty difficult to toy-ify

What with her SPACE mane

And a playset of her ruined tower wouldnt be pretty enough to pander to little girls (even though they'd totally dig it)

>>24615018
Show the rest of your secret butt fun pictures.
That's fucking hilarious.

this is horrific really. i save everything. i unduped a week or two ago but a week of threads is a lot of images. these are only images, no video.

>>24615137
/rs/ of best ones plox

>>24615137

When you hit 10 GB of non duped, non video files... you will become pony

>>24615137
YOU, need to go to megaupload.

So I guess we won't be seeing this for three weeks.

Sigh. So long...

>>24615023
Four words.

Grand. Galloping. Gala. Playset.

That is all.

Welp, I'm going to make as many touch walls as I can, then I'm off to bed. See you lovable faggets later.

>>24615110
>>24615125
Be a pessimist

>>24615083

>>24615120
He's not my favorite, and I think Pacce could write a better fapfic than him.

Ive never seen anyone pump them out so periodically before though, and his work ethic is admirable.

>>24615086
WTF,but keep posting,it interest me

>>24615164

Seeing what?

>>24615165

one day they're actually going to get there and it's gonna be super underwhelming.

(the place I mean, but the toy would almost certainly be as well)

>>24615023
>Gummy Plush
there's this
Swampy the crocodile, by flopsies? i think? or was it aurora?
whatever
look at this cute little bastard, LOOK AT HIM

>>24615023

Cloudsdale? with Butterfly wings Rarity?

>>24615181
GOTCHA
>>24615086
2/7

>>24615118
A joke that went too far and stopped being funny in late February.

>>24615097
Most of those are terrible ideas for toys. The hydra? Really? The hydra is pretty much just a generic dragon. A good toy has to be recognizable.

I'd lol if Hasbro made a Gilda toy with the description "ponies' new friend Gilda!" like they didn't watch the cartoon.

>>24615165

only comes with the terrible dresses

>>24615180
Hmm okay

>>24615199
3/7

>>24615196
DEM EYES MAN

>>24615148
best is a matter of opinion. i like this one and repost it a lot.

>>24615160
go to the archive and use downthemall to get everything. then throw out the stuff you don't like. that's what i do, except for the throw out part.

Where is the fluttershy gum comic.

Can it be posted now?

>>24615203
what I mean is, why is rainbow dash licking a stick of gum?

>>24615207

The Gala and the photo finish playsets would be advertised with the ponies in all sorts of elaborate outfits

Which of course do not come with either playset and must be purchased separately

See, I should be sleeping.
But instead I do things like this.
Why, /co/.
Why.

>>24615227
Here's the whole version

>>24615215
4/7

>>24615023
>>24615023
>>24615023

Junior Speedster Flight Camp ponies, including Rainbow Dash and Gilda, each with snap-on glider wings.

Oh yeah, I'm awesome.

>>24615184
No way man, it's the GRAND GALLOPING GALA!

>>24615239

Because ponies.

I'm supposed to be doing calculus right now but i'm not.

I finally saw the last episode.

I. LOVE. IT.

Fluttershy's silly joke, jumping on Pinkie and wanting to be a tree.

Applejack's treating of the tree.

Spike being Kevin Kostner.

Braeburn being hillarious, Little Strongheart being adorable/awesome.

Rainbow being a goddamn hero (at least, trying).

Appaloosa, the Chief (lmao).

And Pinkie's little number caused a fucking war (cute outfit, though).

Funny episode.

Would not mind seeing more of Braeburn and Little S. Or the buffaloes.

>>24615240
that comic makes no sense

>>24615240
wow, that was stupid....

>>24615244

>>24615242
5/7
>>24615240
Also, I've seen that full.

anyone got a screencap of Fluttershy pouncing on Pinkie from the newest ep?

What the fuck are we doing?

>>24615239

Because Derpy.

>>24615266

Everyone knows Fluttershy is afraid of gum

>>24615266
>>24615267
Have some sexy ass context

>>24615266
Fluttershy's fetish is gum chewing/ crushing.
Dash is fucking with her because apparently she learned about it.

>>24615273

...talking about ponies?

If the main ponies were background ponies, what would /co/ have named them?

I made this, what do you bronies think?

>>24615266
>>24615267

This is what happens when drawfags and Writefag collaborate.

>>24615284
Specifics. I want some incentive to stay up.

>>24615271
6/7
I meant never seen that full.

>>24615297

I do believe this paper has what you're looking for.

There seems to be a single world imprinted here. It reads "Derpy". Most peculiar.

>>24615295
Are you Tanman?

>>24615301
And finally 7/7

>>24615244

Seems a little too boyish to be a little girl's toy. Still awesome though.

>>24615289

Oh yeah, I love me somma that Grapestar

>>24615308

why?

One of you should get a name

>>24615133

Fluttershy's pent up rage over the years finally make her snap one day and goes Columbine on Ponyville.

It takes the likes of Celestia and Luna's power combined to stop her.

>>24615282

>>24615259
welcome to the little strongheart club

recommended viewing: whale rider

>>24615282
Screencaps are for pussies.

http://arch.413chan.net/co22893045.html#22894658

>>24615289
Twilight; purple haze

>>24615311

...Wow!

That was AWFUL!

>>24615317
Because if you're not then you're a liar. I was in his/your stream when he/you made that.

And yes, I'm starting shit because I'm bored.

>>24615306
Alons-y

>>24615289

Well because most of them actually were in the older gens we'd probably just name them as they are

That's how we named ponies like Bon-Bon after all

>>24615337

Sure, why not.

Merchandise of the main cast should have toys of them also wearing the dresses/costumes that Rarity made for them, both of them. The crappy ones and the good ones.

>>24615313
>Seems a little too boyish to be a little girl's toy.
dude, that's the kind of attitude faust is trying to put a stop to

there should be a rainbow dash ferrari

>>24615337

Okay, something I have to talk about now that I've watched Hoof-full of Dollars.

The technology in this show is starting to piss me off. There's no powered vehicles, or seemingly any electricity, and yet Twilight has a lab full of scientific equipment. They have refrigerators and appliances, but not normal lightbulbs or engines. And they have a train, that is clearly a train, it even looked like a train, with a catcher and what appeared to be an engine block and everything, but it was being pulled by ponies like a big dogsled. THAT DOES NOT MAKE SENSE

I'M SO CONFUSED

>>24615355

But Faust has no control over the toys

>>24615311

"its okay twilight its just a dream youll wake up soon"

looks like you tried to erase it,but you know now that you posted it,someon will try and make a sequel to your sequel

>>24615360

Any drawfriends on?
I want to request a picture of pinkie pie snapping like a PW character
http://www.court-records.net/animation/atmey-break(a).gif
http://www.court-records.net/animation/atmey-break(b).gif
http://www.court-records.net/animation/atmey-break(c).gif
Except not exactly like that
This poorly hashed together instructions will show you what I want.
Frame 1: just a displeased stare
Frame 2:increased rage
Frame 3:Super rage and leaning forward with hooves on head about to explode with anger
Frame 4:slumped forward and a quiet feeling
Frame 5:shoulders slightly raised and "heh heh heh" text
Frame 6:Shoulders raised more and maybe a maniacal smile creeping up the side of her face
Frame 7:Head leaned back and open mouth laughing hard text Maybe from top down?
Frame 8:Same as 7 except maybe leaned back more and maybe mouth open more
Frame 9:8 except zoomed out and alot of loling text

>>24615023
>>24615023
>>24615023
>>24615244
>>24615244
>>24615244

IDEA.

Remake the Pinkie Pie flying machine from Griffon the Brush Off as an RC helicopter. SHIT WOULD BE TIGHT!!!

>>24615337
Every time I see her with mailbags on I think Pony Express, I'm surprised you all aren't all over that phrase

>>24615360

Ponies do have some technology.

But they mostly prefer to rely on their own abilities, magic and strength to get things done.

>>24615357

this can only end in pain.

>>24615360
Faust said they wanted to steer away from any combustion engine shit. Fucking hippy shit I know, but hey. We could go along the lines of steam punk for the tech that is in the show, see feeling pinkie clean.

>>24615357
Cute.
But I can't see it ending well.

>>24615360

STOP OVERTHINKING FUN

>>24615361
faust is showing that girls can go to flight school using RD and gilda as examples.
when someone thinks "oh girls wouldn't want flight toys" that's the opposite of the values faust is trying to teach.

Man, I cried bitch tears to this fic for some reason.

I was looping this while reading.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CzcOcBb_ms

>>24615357

Oshit. It's Dinky time.

>>24615385
steam punk computing is the coolest shit imaginable

>>24615385
Addendum to that:
They wanted to steer away from combustion tech, but she still wanted the train to be recognizable as a train. So they sacrificed logic for artistic something-or-other.

>>24615328
>mfw
Also, you posted a minute after I finished all the files. Your just a troll or you skimmed because your a pussy.
>>24615367
I'm surprised someone saw that, that quickly.

>>24615360
faust said they don't pay too much attention to things like tech levels. it's only us fans that try to make a grand unified theory of pony life.

>>24615360
>>24615360
>>24615360
>>24615360

The episodes all have different writers. I think Dave Polsky intended that episode to be pretty damn absurd.

Either that or he's pants-on-head retarded.

>>24615377
I'm sure Lauren will use pony express for something eventually.

>>24615360
MST3K mantra.

>>24615393
That's fucking depressing, man.

>>24615394
Might as well

>>24615334
yeah, it's me

>>24615422
>>24615432

Why is Derpy as a mommy so fucking heartwarming. I mean, I wouldn't have thought of it at all, but all these images just make me wanna hug something.

>>24615438
Fuckin' miracles, my special pony.

>>24615422
>>24615432
>>24615441
Better Question, Why is the child a unicorn?
Is it not Dr. Whoove's kid?

>>24615447
gamzee what are you doing in a pony thread
you're silly

>>24614837

>>>/b/

>>24615441

because babby ponies are adorable

>>24615449
You gonna question that horrible killing machine?

>>24615448

Ever read the Dinky fanfic? They're not usually my thing, but that one is fucking depressing and touching as SHIT.

>>24615441
Heartwarming? More like depressing, right?

That's like the beginning of Rescue from Midnight Castle where that little pony asks "Twilight, will I ever be able to fly in the sky like Firefly?" And Twilight's like "hellnawww bitch, you's a URF pony." Then she asks "will I be able to jump high like Bowtie?" And Twilight's like "HAHAHAHA OH WOW"

G1 Twilight kept it real, man.

Hey I have a question.

Aside from the song and the fucking things up and such, did anyone else think pinkie was just acting kinda weird in the last episode? Just the way she's speaking to dash and around the fire eating, it just seemed...off for some reason.

Am I the only one?

>>24615441

Because the kid's attitude is evidence of a kind and caring mother.

QUESTION.

Since the next episode is most likely going to involve flashbacks to how the mane cast got their cutie marks, how would you speculate they all got them?

>>24615406
i have the ability to see things invisible to others,and it seems like you plan to try and sequel rocket to insanity,or make a story like it,now i just need the cupcakes story

>>24615461
>>24615461
Oh god, that fucking fic.
I found the nearest guy I could find, grabbed his hand, formed it into a fist, punched myself in the face with it and turned in my man badge.

>>24615473
I suddenly feel the need to see this movie now.

>>24615461

eh. it was cute, but I was never a big fan of the mentally-retarded interpretation of Derpy.

>>24615457
hey, he could be high as fuck for all we know ;_;

>>24615481
A Bird in the Hoof comes before Cutie Mark Chronicles

We already know how Rainbow got hers, or at least a basic idea around that.

>>24615461
That the one with GAWD WHY IS MY MOM SUCH A TARD scenes?

>>24615485
>man badge
no one can take mine I keep mine between my legs

Seriously. Just look at this shit. It makes me smile like nothing else. God DAMN you, Derpy fandom!

>>24615491
The mental retardation factor kinda gets overshadowed by the fucking MOTHERLY LOVE that flows though it all.

>>24615494

>bird in the hoof

Oh yeah. FUUUUUUUCK!!!

Although, how did Dash get hers? All I know is that she was the first in her class to get one.

>>24615485
>>24615461
>>24615441

Nobody wants to read fanfiction anymore. In the past we would dig right into that shit like furious hounds, now the only fics anyone remembers is Cupcakes and Luna's magic wand.

>>24615500
Hope you keep that shit powdered then, gonna get all nasty and shit otherwise.

Hey, something just dawned on me. Have we seen any male children in this show at all? I mean, the only you characters, like Applebloom and Scootaloo, they all appear to be girls. Now, I know the male/female ratio in Equestria is a bit skewed, but isn't it a little dangerous to have entire generation of single gender kids? I honestly can't think of a single instance where we saw any little boys characters.

>>24615491

I never really thought of Derpy as retarded, just cross-eyed and bubbly. Who would only run into things because of the aforementioned crossed eyes.

>>24615448

It's Derpy, she ain't got to explain shit.

Well, with Derpy things are better left unexplained.

>>24615477
She's in cahoots with Celestia

>>24615520
Snips, Snails.
I think there was one in the classroom scene in CoC.

>>24615517

and Cast Meets /co/

>>24615494

I bet you a million quid Fluttershy ends up accidentally killing Princess Celestia's bird. In the manner shown in this vid:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nt9x5j6ASw

So would Whoof help raise the kid, or what?

>>24615520
You are born female in Equestria, you must earn your cutie mark, then your penis.

>>24615509
She got her cutie mark after she won a race.

>>24615393
Eh, maybe i'll try posting that again some other time of the day.

>>24615521

As a matter of fact, I think the show's depiction so far is a mentally aware and capable Derpy. She's at the fashion show and gasps in unison with the crowd at the bad display that Fluttershy was doing.

>>24615520

At first I thought that Scootaloo was a boy. I only realized that Scootaloo was a girl when Fluttershy started calling them all girls.

>>24615544

Yeah, that's more or less the vibe I've gotten. Aside from the goofy eyes, she doesn't really seem any different from any other background pony. She's always there somewhere, part of the crowd. Not being ostracized or anything. I like that.

>>24615544

Derpy is mentally well, she just has a lazy eye.

Though she can be quite...unorthodox at times.

Guys... am i the only one who think Twilight looks like a frog when she sits like this?

>>24615530
>The cast meets /co/
/b/ ensues.
>It is never aired and Hasbro has to hire a few new employees after the suicides.

>>24615520
In CoC there were boy ponies in the roller derby sequence.

>>24615568

Nope

>>24615544
not exactly in unison. several people have commented that derpy's gasp was strange and proof of her retardation. i rewatched it and it isn't a normal gasping sound.

HERE IS A PONIFRAME TO MAKE YOUR OWN PONI!

>>24615541

I'm not one for writing fanfiction, but I see an awesome story/episode that can be written out of this.

>>24615568
No, its just disturbing.

>>24615481
dash from a race as a fill

AJ from her first applebuck

rarity her ability to sew and find gems

pinkie,well we all know pinkie's

fluttershy,not sure

twilight's mark is special because it represents the element of magic

>>24615577
I've rewatched that several times, and I still don't get what everyone's on about.

Sure it's a little raspy and deeper than the others, but it's not that odd. Especially considering some of the other sounds/voices we've heard throughout the show

Shouldn't Applejack be loyalty and Dash be honesty?

>>24615481
I always wondered how Twilight had a cutiemark that means magic when she has no friends.

No friends = no magic.

Of course, there's the hilarious flipside to the Derpy Is Sane argument.

>>24615585

I just imagine it as being "oh well I guess that's what magic looks like?"

>>24615608

Come to think of it, probably. However, Dash's honesty is more like a cutting "brutal honesty" that wouldn't exactly make for a good role-modely example.

The loyalty thing for Applejack is indisputable though.

>>24615608
They are interchangeable.

But dash is the bigger asshole as illustrated in Fall weather friends.

>>24615433
You are such a good artist. I know a guy I worked with
that is an artist like you. I wonder if you are one in the same. KARL

now with daylight savings time happening in europe, don't forget that the episode time will probably change for you

>>24615608

yea, seems like they just kinda switch who is being honest and who is being loyal this week.

>>24615614
>>24615614

I'd imagine she get's her cutie mark performing magic to save one of her classmates.

Ironically though, when confronted with the prospect of friendship, Twilight ends up turning her down completely, only to discover the joy of friendship later in life.

>>24615481
I really liked this fanfic backstory for Pinkie Pie. It's... bittersweet.

http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/02/story-big-rush.html

People speak of the "bedroom eyes" of Twilight Sparkle.
YFW I had a dream a month ago that I was in Twilight's library.
>She is looking for a book.
>I walk up behind her.
>Surprise her by playfully pushing her.
>She pushes back by backing up quickly.
>She sits down.
>She looks back...
MFW EPIC AS HELL BEDROOM EYES.
This is when I was still pretty new to the show.
It kinda weirded me out back then. I can still vividly remember the eyes looking back over her shoulder.

>>24615638
Drawfags and Writefags take great pleasure in tormenting us anons with their powertrips.

They really put the Fag back into Tripfag.

Hey, last night Fred said he'd work on a picture of a stand off with AppleJack, only one thread wasn't archived.
Did he actually finished it yet?
Also, the other stuff he did yesterday.

No one ever seems to post the full version of this image. All I ever see are fucking thumbnails. Took me weeks to get this one.

>>24615668
>>24615668
Correction, 2 months ago

>>24615671
Apparently you're not the person I'm talking to.

>>24615615

I'd trade my left nut for this to be animated.

With the zinger being the next scene with the muffin on fire.

Tlight comes back aghast and runs back for water to douse it. Leaving Derpy alone to monologue how the world is now safer after disposing yet another invader beyond reality.

>>24615668
I still say my dream is the worst
Tl;dr
>I am in Equestria, can understand them, they can't understand me
>Trip over break leg, they think they have to put me out of my misery
>Applejack kicks me in the head and crushes my skull while I scream at them not to

>>24615701

So......Derpy's saving the world from evil invading muffins. Dr. Whoof would be proud.

>>24615708
>>24615708
You misunderstood me. It was very weird... but my dream was fucking awesome.

am the only one who has pony dreams that are utterly nonsexual?
i guess i took all those writing tips to heart, because my dream adventures rarely involve the main cast directly, and they ALWAYS act in perfect character. and on the odd chance its me and the cast, it seems to progress rather tastefully.

>>24615722
I know. I am just saying my dream is the worst thing ever again, it still kind of haunts me.
Shit was scary man

>>24615708
>>24615668
You guys have problems.
Seriously.

I had a pony dream once.
Main cast? They were there,
but I didn't pay them much mind.
Because I had wings, and I flew.
Best dream ever.

If we are talking about dream I had one, where I was chasing some bank robbers with Fluttershy, prohibition era style.
I got no bloody idea how I got that. But it was awesome.

>>24614646
Look who I found!

>>24615734

I don't have pony dreams, period, but then again I don't dream much. I only dream when I get a full 8 hours of sleep, and that doesn't happen much. If I DID have a pony dream, though, I doubt it'd be sexual. At the most, probably hanging out with Applejack or Fluttershy. Perhaps Derpy, but I have no idea what it'd be about.

>>24615734
>>24615734
This is the guy who had the Twilight dream. The other two pony related dreams I had were non-sexual. One of them I was helping Twilight Sparkle with a science project. While the other was me getting a suit made for me by Rarity.

>>24615753

I had a pony dream
Me and the main cast were in a car and driving down the highway. It was a completely normal drive and nothing happened, we didn't even speak to each other. I don't get it brain.

only pony dream I had was one involving running around some fucking huge train station to visit all of the mcdonalds to get pony toys, but all of them only had fucking cherilee left

Guys, for my next fic I wanted to write about Derpy, but I can't decide on which idea to tackle. Input?

>Grimdark crossover where Derpy suffers from dissociative identity disorder

>Rainbow Dash is related to Derpy and has to look out for her

>One-sided love for Derpy because she's too drain bamaged to understand romance

>>24615734
Oh man, I had a pony dream that I got to fight manticores alongside the pony guard at Celestia's castle. It was fucking awesome.

>>24615747
>>24615747
What is your reasoning. I have dreams about 6 nights a week. i have dreams of all kinds. Though almost none of them are even remotely sexual.

>>24615761
TMI time.

I never have sexual dreams anymore. I have dreamt of ponies, homestuck, and minecraft (all at once, still not sure how that worked), but if i ever have a sexual dream it's because i haven't fapped for a couple days or something, so I just wake up, crank one out, and go back to sleep to dream of more weird shit.

Weird shit dreams are way more fun than sex dreams, and there's no messy cleanup.

>>24615240
So.. wtf at that? She is some kind of... wut?

EXPLAIN!!

i'm trying my best to get lucid dreaming working.
but not to fuck the cast or anything, no way.
i'm going to go exploring outside of equestria, let the dreamscape auto-generate cultures and locales, and write down what i see in the morning, maybe iron it out. WORLDBUILDING!

I would hope nobody would execute my waifu.
What a horrible thing to think about.

>>24615785
do the third one. the love interest is HIM

Heh, funny this conversation started, I had a pony dream this very night.
However for me, "pony dream" means "do some unrelated random shit and then some characters do a cameo together.
Last time, month ago, it was Twilight who asked Celestia in mariage.
Well, this time, it was Fluttershy, who was hanging out with... Gilda. Not even kidding, I don't get why I paired those two together.

>>24615794
it's a shitty meme. it has no actual comedic value, it's an in-joke thing

>>24615777
TREEPS! WE'RE UNDER FIRE!

Launch the dubz!

>>24615734

My nonsexual pony dreams are:

-Falling down a ventilation shaft with Dash, who gets stuck on top of me and I suffocate

-Dash is on the computer browsing /co/, but I apparently need the computer so I start whining at her to get off and she gets angrier and angrier and her voices gets more and more menacing before finally she spins around and smashes my face and I wake up

- I'm trying to bake something at Pinkie Pie's but I keep dropping the bowl on the way to taking it out of the cupboard and have to keep getting a new one and then for some reason I'm in an exam room while Pinkie, still in the same room, uses the oven as I watch

- Twilight needs my help balancing these huge boulders on wooden stakes but for some reason I have really long fucking wobbly legs and the boulders tend to fly away at high velocity when I touch them so I was constantly going back over to Twilight and saying "I'm sorry I'm sorry" and she'd just shake her head and say it's fine


As for sexualised.. there was that one creepy dream where I was Rarity's gynaecologist (I spent the day before that dream driving my step-sister and her friends around and she spent a lot of time talking about her recent trip to the 'vagina doctor' as she called him)

I've yet to dream about ponies, let alone lucid dream. Shit doesn't ever work for me.

>>24615796
You are part of the Lunar Alliance and a traitor!

You and your waifu are shipped out to Serbia to count trees. Such is life in Soviet Equestria.

I'm gonna have to go the obvious route in saying that I don't have any mlp dreams BECAUSE I'M TOO BUSY BEING HERE TO SLEEP. If I have had any mlp dreams in the 2 months I've been watching, I've probably forgotten them by the time I've woken up.

captcha: sperri MATRIX

>>24615813
Man you shouldn't have read rocket to insanity.

I dream of them sometimes when i dream spam on days i have off. sleep for 4 hours set alarm keep waking up every twenty minutes to advance alarm 20 minutes then sleep again badass vivid dreams all the time at least one or two pony dreams a night.

>>24615785
>Rainbow Dash is related to Derpy and has to look out for her
I laughed why harder

>>24615815
>>24615815
I haven't had a lucid dream in months.
I rarely have pony dreams, aka ive had 3 in 2 months.
I have minecraft dreams about once a week.
All of my dreams are weird or random.
Some sample dreams from this week.
>Hunting dinosaurs with a bow and arrow.
>Using a spellbook to summon walls of fire to stop an onslaught of soldiers.

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>>24615813
My non-sexual pony dream is this:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1zO6TIc0lxu52eW_Hc6eg0SPnzWxC6fGBYVQMqoEmlQs/edit?hl=en

wrote it on a notepad not 5 seconds after waking up in physics class.

moral of the story:
>Don't ink and derive
>Or pony while physics, I don't know

>>24615838
>dreams of sorcery

That's par for the course for me. Any time I'm in a dream and it's about to turn into a nightmare I think "well fuck, let's try shooting fire at it, that usually works". Not even lucid dreaming, that's just the way my dream logic works.

>>24615785
>Rainbow Dash is related to Derpy and has to look out for her
Do this one.
Or another version of the third one, one where she's not retarded, just ... ditzy. I.E she always threats the other's advance like she's a friend or something.
I feel bad to think of her as brain damaged...

>>24615838
>Hunting dinosaurs with a bow and arrow.
now that's just mean
hey had families, man

>>24615845
New thread? I'll make it, if nopony else hasn't already.

>>24615808
Duh, Fluttershy's a masochist, discovered it when Gilda roared at her, so she came back for more, makes sense.

>>24615863
oh god, AJ went bald.

Last dream I had was me fucking my girlfriend. Long-distance relationships suck.

>>24615834
Author anon from earlier here. That probably came across the wrong way, I meant to say that Dash was taking care of Derpy in her off-time. Though it'd be hilarious if Dash was actually trying to avoid her in the middle of her flight patterns. WAIT UP SHE JUST WANTS TO GIVE YOU A HUG DASH

New general I guess? >>24615878

>>24615859
>>24615859

Just don't forget the title and keywords

>>24615891
>>24615891
Uhh, new thread?
Image cap reached, so go and have fun.

>>24615815
You lucid dream when you get more than eight(8) hours of sleep (around 10 is good)

Shit like this >>24615823 is completely wrong trolling bullshit. If you went to bed around 8 or 9 you would begin to lucid dream around 6

>>24615899
>>24615892
this is why we can't have nice things

>>24615902
the idea is you sleep until you actually dream then you keep forcing yourself out of the current dream by waking up then going right back to sleep after doing some small activity. you can when when you hit the bed to right back into a dream state and you either continue the first dream or have lots of random dreams.

Just because you havnt experienced it doesnt mean it doesnt work.

>>24615943
this is an excellent way to get sleep paralysis
I.E you're awake, but cannot move, have trouble breathing, and are still in a dream state so you hallucinate shit constantly. like, slenderman-level brick shitting stuff

>>24615943
Alright.

>>24615977
>>24615977
trolling.

>>24616002
Pretty much everything involving lucid dreaming is trolling.

>>24615977
That would be cool at least I would have something from dream to be afraid of the nightmares i have are no longer scary just interesting. the only time i ever wake up in fear is when i almost get with a girl and then fuck it up and remain virgin 4eva even in dream.

>>24616007
It's just the same as daydreaming or imagining right? I never got why anyone had difficulty with it

Would be cool to control yourself fully and summon any powers you wish in a dream while the environment of the dream around you stays the same.

>>24616029
>>24616029
No, lucid dreaming is definitely different from daydreaming. With those you can imagine things. But with lucid dreaming you essentially have power over reality. Its like daydreaming in that anything can be done. But with lucid dreaming it feels real. You are not imagining those things, it is more like living it.
Think of the things you want to do most. Then with lucid dreaming they can become reality.
Also, somebody said all things regarding lucid dreaming is trolling, This is 100% incorrect and methinks this guy is butthurt because he cannot do it.

>>24616038
It is AWESOME.
Ever want to materialize objects?
Teleport?
Fly?
Fuck any chick you want?
Have a katana fight with Jesus Christ, Buddha, and Muhammad?
All is possible when you are GOD!