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    266 KB Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)01:15 No.24502775  
    Pony General.

    <--- YOU KNOW IT'S REAL.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)01:17 No.24502820
    >> BraveSpark !N7gMZDQo8M 03/23/11(Wed)01:18 No.24502822
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    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)01:18 No.24502826
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    Here my stance on sex in pony fic's: If your gonna have it, the story had better be very romantic and heartwarming, ergo stripclubs are frowned upon. Love should be the primary factor.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)01:18 No.24502832
    I know I've done it. That poor catfish..
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)01:18 No.24502843


    Leave it in the last thread you prat
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)01:18 No.24502845

    > it's real
    > real
    > reel

    ...well played.
    >> Titanium !KTFUmCmICA 03/23/11(Wed)01:18 No.24502848
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    Ive only got one of AJ x Spike
    >> Dr. White 03/23/11(Wed)01:19 No.24502864

    >> Nathan !!eFuOgyMIEPo 03/23/11(Wed)01:19 No.24502865
    Swayback Mountain is the only fic I've seen do this.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)01:19 No.24502873
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    Applejack is best pony, next to Twilight, Fluttershy, Dash, Rarity, Scoots, Sweetie, Pinkie, Appleblossom, Trixie, Luna, Celestia, Derpy, and Snails.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)01:19 No.24502878
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    Oh, and this thread is for the story-ques thing.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)01:19 No.24502881
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    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)01:19 No.24502882
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    that's what I'm talking bout
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)01:20 No.24502886
    i hope some of you are up to read a fanfic. I am almost done writing one!
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)01:20 No.24502888

    I thought The Night Fluttershy Exploded was pretty good.
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    damn ponies... takin' all the jobs
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)01:20 No.24502898
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    Fan fic.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)01:20 No.24502899
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    Know what pairing you never see?

    Zecora x Twilight

    Probably 'cause the dialogue would be a bitch to write.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)01:20 No.24502901
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    AJ's just teasing. She's a RaritySpike shipper anyway.
    >> Titanium !KTFUmCmICA 03/23/11(Wed)01:21 No.24502910
    anyone got MS's FA page or HF page?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)01:21 No.24502911
    So do we have any Fluttershy x Rarity art yet? Y'know, because of the last ep?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)01:21 No.24502917

    I really don't like shipping, but I love that comic. Pinkie is just so adorable in that last panel.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)01:21 No.24502919
    Which reminds me, who has the "Albert Wesker peeking in thread" pic? Would be good if Photo Finish was drawn like that pic.

    I know you MLP/MVC3 fans are on right now.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)01:21 No.24502920
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    Whoa there, lover boy.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)01:21 No.24502921
    So is the fanfic shit the new thing for a week or what. Can we be done with it now? I wanna talk about some LEGIT ASS PONIES.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)01:21 No.24502930
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    You will never ride a pegasus into battle like a total boss
    >> Tanner !WTCdZeSGA2 03/23/11(Wed)01:22 No.24502934
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    They are very nice when they're done like that. Properr build up of character and all.

    Campfire Stories is my favorite in that regards
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)01:22 No.24502952
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    it's kinda
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)01:23 No.24502954
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    >> Titanium !KTFUmCmICA 03/23/11(Wed)01:23 No.24502955
    That's one I dont have. I do have Zecora x {Apple Bloom, Celestia}
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    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)01:23 No.24502963

    That face has been shooped onto everything already hasn't it?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)01:23 No.24502966
    Alright then.

    So apparently there is electricity in Ponyville, what with the lights and appliances and whatnot. Where the fuck is it coming from? I don't see any powerlines or generators or anything.
    >> DG 03/23/11(Wed)01:23 No.24502969
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    Here you go Pokey-Requesting-Anon! Hope you like it!
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)01:23 No.24502976
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    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)01:24 No.24502979
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    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)01:24 No.24502984
    I was actually thinking even though Sapphire it supposedly a pop star she definitely sounds like she'd be a gospel singer.
    >> Titanium !KTFUmCmICA 03/23/11(Wed)01:24 No.24502992
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    All the main character ships exist
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)01:24 No.24502993
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    It's just light humor. If having Applejack be terrified at realizing her brother is working at a strip club and it's implied he's unknowingly swinging his dick in front of her offends you so much then you should ready your butt for when the troll shows up and rapes your mind with the horrors upon horros of pics.
    >> Quest !uYErosQbLM 03/23/11(Wed)01:24 No.24502994
    Alright everyone time for a new quest, for those of you who have never done these it's quite simple. I start the story out, and after every post you decide what to do next. Sometimes I will give suggestions, though you don't have to do them.

    Today's story is about two mercenaries, A Gryphon and his partner pony.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)01:24 No.24503005
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    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)01:25 No.24503009
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    Can we get some more Rainbow Dash Gajinka?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)01:25 No.24503011
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    <---- this
    >> Knigh/tg/uy 03/23/11(Wed)01:25 No.24503015
    There's a river running through the town, which doesn't look like it uses a lot of electricity. Probably one of those spinning things on rivers is hooked up to a generator.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)01:25 No.24503017
    Not that hard of a stretch, a good number of pop singers have gospel roots.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)01:25 No.24503019

    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)01:25 No.24503021
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    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)01:25 No.24503029

    I'd be a lot more inclined to buy this if it looked that way.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)01:25 No.24503031
    HELL YES. Lets do this thing.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)01:25 No.24503032
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    Ooh boy! A quest!
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)01:25 No.24503033
    So how do we start?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)01:26 No.24503034

    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)01:26 No.24503036
    Can this be a NOT shipping thread?

    I mean we could talk about Why Rarity was suddenly not famous even though she was featured in Hoity Toity's shop.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)01:26 No.24503038
    Does anyone else think that Sapphire shores will help Sweetie Belle Discover her cutiemark? Rainbow Dash help Scootaloo discover hers, and Rarity Help discover Appleblooms?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)01:26 No.24503040
    Solar energy, duh.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)01:26 No.24503048

    It'a a quest thread lame brain
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)01:26 No.24503051
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    Let me say something to everyone here complainging about the fics. They've always been here, if you don't know this then you're a newfag and should mentally get ready for the real offensive stuff by some of the sick people that enter here.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)01:26 No.24503052
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    Why is Spike Tetsuo?
    >> Titanium !KTFUmCmICA 03/23/11(Wed)01:27 No.24503065
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    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)01:27 No.24503069
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    >that last thread
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)01:27 No.24503071
    I dont Know or Care what that means.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)01:27 No.24503078
    ive read zecoraxtwilight fapfic i didnt care for it
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)01:27 No.24503081
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    >Zecora X Twilight

    Been done
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)01:28 No.24503093
    You were just waitin to use that one, huh?
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    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)01:28 No.24503104
    Buried cabling?

    Probably magic though: they trap lightning bugs in light bulbs, etc.
    >> Titanium !KTFUmCmICA 03/23/11(Wed)01:28 No.24503108

    Just for that, you get my copy pasta
    Consider the following set:
    {Twilight Sparkle, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Spike, Scootaloo, Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, Big Mac, Derpy, Luna, Celestia, Zecora, Trixie, Snips, Snails, Gilda, Dr. Whooves}

    This set contains what is arguably the first and second tier characters.

    Among these characters, there are exactly (20*19)/2 = 190 possible ships.
    I’ve got 50 so far, and all the mane cast is accounted for.

    >> Lucid !0oSwOEGDeI 03/23/11(Wed)01:28 No.24503109
    Is this where everyone's been?

    Archive's been down all day for me.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)01:29 No.24503113
    Ive been waiting all day, and it feels good man.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)01:29 No.24503127
    you mean Big Mac/Celestia
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)01:29 No.24503129
    More than likely she wasn't featured. Hoity Toity requested the dresses, and she fainted at the mere thought of the workload. As far as I can remember there has never been confirmation that she accepted his offer.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)01:29 No.24503133

    That's brilliant DG!

    He looks like he's really enjoying himself.. which is of course totally in character with how we've seen him thus far

    Nobody is more full of himself than Pokey...

    This was well worth the wait
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)01:30 No.24503140

    Archiver's been really erratic recently.
    >> Sergeant Sprinkles: World's Greatest Party Clown !!1Ci4x9DcklX 03/23/11(Wed)01:30 No.24503142
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    i don't like shipping much myself
    but i find the idea of the strip club amusing
    the only reason i want to see Big Mac as a male dancer with this look on his face to be really funny.
    what ever pays the bills
    >> Titanium !KTFUmCmICA 03/23/11(Wed)01:30 No.24503143
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    That makes 51 ships collected so far
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)01:30 No.24503152

    Oh Lucid... you've missed out on so much amazing fanarts
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)01:31 No.24503159
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    inb4 this pic is Pinkified. Inb4 ALL pics are Pinkified
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)01:31 No.24503168
    So how does sex make you healthy?
    >> Titanium !KTFUmCmICA 03/23/11(Wed)01:31 No.24503169
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    I've got Big Mac x {Luna, RD, Trixie} but no Celestia
    >> MegaSweet !6/JhxoKXsc 03/23/11(Wed)01:31 No.24503176

    Oh hey. I was just about to clock out for the night.

    All I've got at the moment is my DA page. I go by the same name there. I'm attempting to compile more suitable work for my HF page when I get around to posting it there.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)01:31 No.24503178
    Why would she not?
    Rarity has shown she knows how to run a business so a large work load wouldnt deter her. Also she had the designs so it was really just sewing and she IS magic.
    >> Titanium !KTFUmCmICA 03/23/11(Wed)01:32 No.24503196
    That question make little sense... but sexual intercourse is the 3rd best cardiovascular exercise.
    >> RagingSemi !.7WdLd240M 03/23/11(Wed)01:32 No.24503211

    Well sure. In the same way grimdark stories should have happy endings. Because everybody loves happy endings.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)01:33 No.24503217
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    >and it's implied he's unknowingly swinging his dick in front of her

    Fuck you for making me choke on cereal.
    >> Quest !uYErosQbLM 03/23/11(Wed)01:33 No.24503218
    "Still can't believe you broke our ride"

    You aren't going to live this down, three weeks from now you will be heading off to a new job, and again she is going to mention how you wrecked the ride. Of course when she says "our" ride, she means the chariot that you pull when you fly, seeing as how she is an Earth pony and stuck walking. You bear with it though, seeing as how you can now see the edge of town.

    Alright time to come up with a name for yourself and your compatriot.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)01:33 No.24503219
    1st is swimming
    2nd is?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)01:33 No.24503221

    Hey MS, thanks again for the Nightmare/NMM and the adorable Celestia and Luna thing you did today. You're always a total bro with requests

    How much are your commissions?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)01:33 No.24503227
    >Here my stance on sex in pony fic's: If your gonna have it, the story had better be very romantic and heartwarming
    Working up a good romance takes time. Most fic writers either don't have the skill to pull off the needed character development, so they just ump right to the sex part and either say that all the romance happened in the past or just throw up their hands and go with 'and then they fucked'.

    Zecora will never get any decent amount of work for this exact reason. I tried to put together a 'Zecora only rhymes so it's harder for people on the internet to write her into awkward sex scenes' for the 300 word story thing, but even that was too much rhymealog for me to pull off.
    >> Titanium !KTFUmCmICA 03/23/11(Wed)01:33 No.24503234
    MS! Hey! Just wanted to say i like your work. If you are interested, I am keeping a spreadsheet of ships. :3 Maybe something might inspire you.

    Also, you dont mind your work on Paheal do you?
    >> Titanium !KTFUmCmICA 03/23/11(Wed)01:34 No.24503246
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)01:34 No.24503251
    We see in the new ep that she's selling copies of the dresses she made.

    I just assumed Teenage Bon Bon and whoever else it was were just fans of Fluttershy as a minor celebrity and not really into high fashion.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)01:34 No.24503252
    1. is soccer
    >> Lucid !0oSwOEGDeI 03/23/11(Wed)01:34 No.24503260
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    Eh, I'll live.

    Oh hey, I colored that one!
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)01:34 No.24503263
    What about Mac/Zecora? He's the only stallion in Equestria able to give her what she needs.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)01:35 No.24503267

    >> Titanium !KTFUmCmICA 03/23/11(Wed)01:35 No.24503271
    Nope... it's swimming
    >> DG 03/23/11(Wed)01:35 No.24503272
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    Yessssssss! I'm so happy that you like it! It was a challenge but really fun.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)01:35 No.24503273
    Karate, motherfucker.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)01:36 No.24503290
    It's never said how soon "Tuesday" is, for all we know he could want 70-odd dresses in two days. Being already exhausted both physically and mentally from the fashion show ordeal, I think Rarity would know when to take a break and turn down an offer for the sake of her own health and wellbeing.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)01:36 No.24503291
    Hannis for the griffon.
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    >I'll live

    I dont like that attitude
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)01:36 No.24503298
    Karate isn't cardio at all...
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)01:37 No.24503305
    She's stubborn in her own way. Plus her friends would have been willing to help.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)01:37 No.24503317
    Yeah but just because you don't have sex doesn't make you unhealthy.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)01:37 No.24503319
    It almost makes too much sense
    Im thinking more of the fact that she couldnt get behind the red rope and get into a party. A famous fashion designer thats featured in Hoity Toity's shop should at least get into a movie premier.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)01:37 No.24503323
    even more true for Mac/Celestia
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)01:37 No.24503330
    Valkyrie and Dogmeat.

    The gryphon is Dogmeat.
    >> MegaSweet !6/JhxoKXsc 03/23/11(Wed)01:38 No.24503349

    Appreciated, man. This is the best fandom I've ever encountered, and it's always great to draw for it.

    Hit me up on my DA and we can work something out. I have a price list, but it sorta varies depending on the request.


    Sounds good! I'll give it a look-see next time I see you around here.

    And I don't mind at all. It's rather exciting for me to see it posted there.

    Alright, I'm off. Later guys!
    >> Lucid !0oSwOEGDeI 03/23/11(Wed)01:39 No.24503350
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    ... okay I take it back
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)01:39 No.24503356
    An earth pony named Valkyrie?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)01:39 No.24503363
    What the fuck do you do for karate? I'm talking about the "Take very small breaks while sparring against everyone" karate with workouts in between. Don't tell me people still consider punching for a minute then taking 20 minutes just to listen to the teacher speak as real martial arts.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)01:39 No.24503377
    Good Business men do ANYTHING for cash and glory and Rarity LOVES glory. She has nothing but motivation for doing it. and she had days to recover from making the dresses. She showed no signs of fatigue during the fashion show or after. Hell she was mentally and physically stable enough to create those amazing illusions.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)01:40 No.24503384
    I don't doubt that Rarity would have tried her best to meet Hoity Toity's expectations. I'm just saiyan that it might not have happened in the end, seeing as there's never any confirmation of sales figures or a new reputation in Cloudsdale.
    >> RagingSemi !.7WdLd240M 03/23/11(Wed)01:40 No.24503395

    You in some kind of abstinence-only program, brah?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)01:40 No.24503401
    Sidewind and NITTY PICK
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)01:40 No.24503404
    *Canterlot ??
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)01:41 No.24503419

    No worries, I'll contact you after I've concluded my business with Nappy, whom I'm currently commissioning
    >> Sergeant Sprinkles: World's Greatest Party Clown !!1Ci4x9DcklX 03/23/11(Wed)01:41 No.24503425
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    i had this idea where big mac, being the gigolo that he often gets made out to be, goes to zecora's hut as apology from Aj for wrecking her house.
    zecora is confused but accepts and big m gives her a massage.
    she likes it so much that asks him, and here's where the thought ends, "Oh skilled stud, so strapping and young; you are great with your hooves, but how is your tongue?"
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)01:42 No.24503431
    I moved to a place were there are literally no peers around, I have no choice
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)01:42 No.24503433
    Camper and Noscope.
    >> Titanium !KTFUmCmICA 03/23/11(Wed)01:42 No.24503439
    The character that I don't have any pics of ships for is Snips. Poor snips.

    Scootaloo and SweetieBelle only have 1 each
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)01:42 No.24503454
    Well, it's just that Sex only lasts for 30 seconds, and I can watch soccer on the TV for hours
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    And something Maxie posted in the last thread
    >> RagingSemi !.7WdLd240M 03/23/11(Wed)01:43 No.24503464

    Doesn't sound healthy at all.
    >> Fon Shaolin !QaHT6HayjI 03/23/11(Wed)01:44 No.24503480
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    This is a good pony general and all, and Imma let you finish, but Appledash is the best pairing of all time.

    Of all time!

    Though, an idea of Applejack/Luna has been rattling around in my head for a few days...
    >> Quest !uYErosQbLM 03/23/11(Wed)01:44 No.24503491
    Hannis and Valkyrie it is.

    The town was bustling, recently there was some kind of "great archeological discovery" here, and now all the Equestrian historians were out and about trying to become the next big thing. With a cut-throat atmosphere like this, two mercs like you were sure to get a job.

    "Hey Hannis, let's duck into that bar and grab a drink, should be a good place to get information."

    Go to the bar? or try your luck somewhere else?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)01:44 No.24503493
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    >Sex only lasts for 30 seconds
    >> Titanium !KTFUmCmICA 03/23/11(Wed)01:44 No.24503498
    That is an accurate statement. But being afraid of sex or avoiding it like the plague is not healthy (mentally) either.

    Not wanking it can lead to epididymitis though....
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)01:45 No.24503524
    D'aaaawww thats cute, I can't hate on you ponyfaggs when you show me that kinda stuff.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)01:46 No.24503530
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    Check out the bar
    >> Titanium !KTFUmCmICA 03/23/11(Wed)01:46 No.24503532
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    my condolences to your partner/right hand
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)01:46 No.24503534
    >Sex only lasts for 30 seconds

    Holy shit man, you are doing it really fucking wrong.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)01:46 No.24503541
    The bar it is. Besides, I could use a drink and a break from all the complaints.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)01:46 No.24503543
    There's nothing I can do about it. The town is so small I can't find a job or anyone to relate to even. Just a bunch of old farmers. It would take half an hour to get the nearest large town if I even had a car.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)01:47 No.24503557
    Hell, after pulling the chariot and then having to walk the rest of the way, we could use a drink. Maybe they'll actually serve alcohol here.

    Wonder if we see any familiar chariots on the way in?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)01:47 No.24503559
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    "Are there any girls there?"
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)01:47 No.24503563
    The bar. It's probably the social hub in this town.
    >> Titanium !KTFUmCmICA 03/23/11(Wed)01:47 No.24503569
    1/2 hour? Dude you're lazy... I drove 4.5 hours every other week for my lady.

    Also, old people and sheep need love
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)01:47 No.24503570
    Appledash pig disgusting.

    Im with Flutlestia now.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)01:47 No.24503575

    How are you on the internet then?

    Dial-up? Satellite?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)01:48 No.24503580
    Sure. First things we inquire about when we get in there: What IS this "great archeological discovery" everyone's getting their panties in a bunch about... annnnnnd WHO are the top competitors for it?
    >> Titanium !KTFUmCmICA 03/23/11(Wed)01:48 No.24503582
    that's a pic I dont have... post please
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)01:48 No.24503591
    he doesn't have a car tho
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)01:48 No.24503593
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    Oh and hey Lucid.. the last two threads you missed are still around



    As I said before, lots of great stuff posted in them... dont miss it!
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)01:49 No.24503596
    I remember when it was just DnD nerds that knew about that. Im no hipster but I mean I bet a lot of people in these threads have never even played DnD.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)01:49 No.24503598
    I'm in a bit of a similar situation. It's not UNhealthy, but it's certainly not ideal. Still, there not really all that much that I can do about it until I get back to a place with ladies that are are something other than slutty schoolchildren or their burnt out cougar moms. So I sit and browse porn while planning my eventual escape.

    Damn, I hate Connecticut.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)01:49 No.24503603
    To the bar! For drinks, info and fights!
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)01:49 No.24503605
    why is that bad anon

    I'm the one impregnating all the women with my seed with maximum efficiency. I ain't got time to waste more than 30 seconds on a woman.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)01:49 No.24503607
    Relevant to the thread:
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)01:49 No.24503608
    Alrighty, so i wrote this pretty much because of that whole anti gay story thing
    Now, I have never written a ship before and it was VERY hard for me not to make this over the top gayness (its m/m) which i think i may have failed at anyway.
    If you have read my other stories you will know I don't really take myself seriously, I sincerely tried to with this story. HOWEVER the entire reason i choose these

    characters is because 1. i think its a funny pair and 2. I CAN GIVE THIS WARNING: Homo-erotic Beastial Pedophilia. Fuck yeah!
    Please, if you choose to leave a comment, let it be a critical one, I actually want this to be a satisfactory shipping fic.
    It is supposed to be cute. BUT I REALLY WANT TO MAKE A DIRTY VERSION SO FUCKIN BAD, like really really bad.
    It is pretty short too!

    tell me what you think
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)01:49 No.24503609
    So I may be mentally unstable, is that really a problem? I imagine help is expensive. What kind of help would there be for that, anyway?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)01:49 No.24503610
    Just because you're nuts (or insanely lucky) doesn't mean he's lazy. I wish I met someone worth driving 4.5 hours for.
    >> Tanman 03/23/11(Wed)01:49 No.24503611
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    I made gummy about 20% cooler.
    >> SlyWit !tedl177Zx2 03/23/11(Wed)01:49 No.24503615
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    Freaking finally, Lucid. How long do I have to troll these threads?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)01:49 No.24503617
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    Titanium, I just have one question.

    When you collect all the ships, what will happen? And can we survive it?

    Okay that's two questions.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)01:50 No.24503624
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    Today was a good day to die
    >> Lucid !0oSwOEGDeI 03/23/11(Wed)01:50 No.24503631
    Cool thanks. More saving away!
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)01:50 No.24503632

    >> Tanman 03/23/11(Wed)01:50 No.24503637
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    Delivered on the Big McIntosh request.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)01:50 No.24503639
    Uh. Magic. Dude. It's magic.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)01:50 No.24503640
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    I wish i did have anything to post of this ship.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)01:51 No.24503644
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    Just made, play music.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)01:51 No.24503645
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    I play DnD and I don't mind that others get the reference. I'd like to think that they know it's a parody. Even though a phrase like that was uttered almost word for word at a session once. I don't think they were doing it ironically.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)01:51 No.24503656

    I learned about it first from that clip from Summoner

    It was only later when I got a step bro and the family moved to the city that I started with Dnd (because until then I'd lived in the middle of nowhere countryville)
    >> Tanman 03/23/11(Wed)01:52 No.24503664
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    then I made a Eyup version.

    I'll be making Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle sometime soon.
    >> Titanium !KTFUmCmICA 03/23/11(Wed)01:52 No.24503665
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    Why I'll blow up MLP so now more ships can be made of course. No, you won't survive.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)01:52 No.24503667
    >Trolled Gently
    I would have thought the part about watching soccer on TV = cardiovascular exercise would get the more chuckles
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)01:52 No.24503672
    the former
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)01:53 No.24503679

    Bleeding Eyes Gummy?
    >> SlyWit !tedl177Zx2 03/23/11(Wed)01:53 No.24503681
    You know, I find these series of pics one of the most hilarious things I've seen. The most serious faced man with the most serious faced job on news reporting, with a calm delivery and commanding but gentle voice.

    Is depicted by Pinkie Pie.
    >> Titanium !KTFUmCmICA 03/23/11(Wed)01:53 No.24503685
    We engaged now. She's well worth it.

    Well, that "mental instability" might be an issue...
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)01:53 No.24503687
    I used to frequent some flash site constantly and there was a video of final fantasy characters playing DnD, I have never played it but that video was hilarious
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)01:53 No.24503688
    Im really not sure Ive had a couple things from BOTH the first and second version happen in session or before we actually started. Its just that tings like that used to be in jokes that I could make and DnD players would laugh and we would start talking about DnD. I actually really miss playing 3.5 my old DM move away so I cant and thats just icing on the sad DnD cake.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)01:53 No.24503690
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    that's now how you spell "PinkeDash"
    >> Quest !uYErosQbLM 03/23/11(Wed)01:53 No.24503694
    "'re listening to K-Phillies super sounds of the 70's, now here's a diidy about a little green saddlebag..."

    The flat tones of the radio's DJ seemed to perfectly nail the atmosphere of the bar. The place was obviously built to fit into what the town WAS, not what it had become. You motion for your partner to go find you a table while you grab drinks. You know your partner wants liquor, but what about you?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)01:53 No.24503702

    no, laser eyes Gummy
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)01:54 No.24503715
    We need more Selfcest ships.

    It's hot, because its impossible.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)01:54 No.24503718

    Grab the radio and keep it on us at all times so that we know when monsters are nearby
    >> SlyWit !tedl177Zx2 03/23/11(Wed)01:54 No.24503719
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    Also, hop on to your google docs now before I got to sleep or work more on Paradise. Chapter 8 stuck.

    I mean, if you want to talk about it.
    >> Titanium !KTFUmCmICA 03/23/11(Wed)01:54 No.24503723
    oh god... i love it... more... i demand more. Or source
    >> Knigh/tg/uy 03/23/11(Wed)01:55 No.24503725
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    Here you go, finally got them drawn. Griffin was given a shield (checked /v/ they had a Demon's Souls general up) and the Earth Pony was given a saddlebag and and a saddle. For some reason, I added the hooves to the Earth Pony.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)01:55 No.24503733
    The "being afraid of sex" is that mental instability?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)01:55 No.24503739
    Delicious chicken wings.
    >> Lucid !0oSwOEGDeI 03/23/11(Wed)01:55 No.24503742
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    Supp Sly. I've been off... doing stuff. Not pony related, unfortunately.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)01:56 No.24503749
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)01:56 No.24503752

    Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)01:56 No.24503758
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    I still wanna know if it counts if it's two different Applejacks.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)01:56 No.24503763
    Source was Disco of course.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)01:57 No.24503774
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    Can we do more things like this were we compare two pieces of fiction with characters that would match the main cast?
    I did this one a while ago and I still think it fits almost too well. Didnt draw the picture but the picture was my idea as was which character would be which.
    >> Titanium !KTFUmCmICA 03/23/11(Wed)01:57 No.24503782
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    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)01:58 No.24503790

    This, but use our own pony milk

    What flavour are we I wonder
    >> DG 03/23/11(Wed)01:59 No.24503818
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    Dude....wait, what?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)01:59 No.24503820
    The secret as to how Pinkie Pie stays thin has been discovered
    >> Titanium !KTFUmCmICA 03/23/11(Wed)02:00 No.24503834
    Not exactly what I said/meant. Being phobic of sex is a mental issue though.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)02:00 No.24503835
    Well, this is awkward.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)02:01 No.24503869
    damn...I think it's been a little over a month since I've been in a pony thread...maybe a month and a half...feels good to be enjoying them again...
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)02:02 No.24503882
    Welcome back!
    >> SlyWit !tedl177Zx2 03/23/11(Wed)02:02 No.24503900
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    Her metabolobolism?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)02:02 No.24503901
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    Twilight is so adorable with her little princess booties.
    But my favorite Twilight ship is Twilight x Trixie.
    >> Nathan !!eFuOgyMIEPo 03/23/11(Wed)02:03 No.24503919
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    Even more relevant to the thread:
    >> Quest !uYErosQbLM 03/23/11(Wed)02:04 No.24503924
    You know ordering milk was going to annoy your friend, but you like to keep your mind clear when talking business. After taking the Milk, and a shot of Bourbon for Val, you make a reach for the radio, but the bartender slaps your claws away.

    "No, we listen to MY music." He says in a thick accent you can't quite pinpoint.

    No matter though, you take the drinks back to the table and sit down. Val looks at your drink and shakes her head. Before you can protest she casually takes her shot and pours it into a milk, then signals to the bar for another.

    "You need to loosen up."

    You try to explain yourself before the chair is violently bumped. Ignoring it you begin talking again, and again you are hit, this time harder. Turning around you see a group of three disgruntled ponies.

    "The tourists are bad enough, but we don't need any dirty Griphons stinking up our town."

    Valkyrie is on her feet in a flash, being the hot head she always is.

    What do?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)02:04 No.24503925
    OH MAN! Someone posted in one of today's threads about a White Russian with one part swapped out, it became white with a purple-red streak in it and he asked the bartender to name it Rarity.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)02:05 No.24503946
    Is Twilight on fire there because she is so angry that she is in shitty shipping fan art?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)02:05 No.24503948
    That's what she wants you to think. The real reason is
    >> Quest !uYErosQbLM 03/23/11(Wed)02:05 No.24503952
    A white Russian is just coffee liquour, vodka, and cream. I don't know what could have been taken out.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)02:06 No.24503962
    Goddamnit why does everyone draw scoots as mexican or black? I can't fap to this.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)02:06 No.24503968
    inb4 there barfight
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)02:07 No.24503984
    Dirty? Ill have you know I took a bath just last week.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)02:07 No.24503993
    Act like Jackie Chan. We don't want no trouble. Offer to buy a round for them. Delicious negotiation. We might be able to use them later.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)02:07 No.24503998

    She has a tan from her trip to the beach with Dash
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)02:08 No.24504003

    Ask Valkyrie to take me to Valhalla where I can feast and revel with my fellow warriors in preparation for Ragnarok
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)02:09 No.24504024
    Trixie asked her to display her awesome power, she secretly loves it. Denies there's a thing in public.
    Dark skinned Scoots is all I will accept. You just trolling nigger
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)02:09 No.24504035

    I think it has something to do with the fact that Scootaloo is Puerto Rican
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)02:09 No.24504040
    "Val." Put a reassuring talon on her shoulder. "We just got here, and I doubt there's any job openings in the local jail (and certainly no vacancy)."

    "We're used to this treatment by now, right? Water off a duck's back... er, a griffon's back." Slide the shot over to her. "Loosen up, eh?"
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)02:10 No.24504061
    This quest is boring
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)02:10 No.24504062
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    that sure is a manly looking scootaloo
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)02:10 No.24504068
    >fapping to children kissing each other

    I don't even
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)02:12 No.24504087
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    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)02:12 No.24504089
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    You don't sleep much do you?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)02:12 No.24504094
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    Pony Hell is a REAL place and you will be sent there at the first sign of shipping.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)02:12 No.24504106
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    Who's got time to sleep when ponies?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)02:13 No.24504108
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    >this thread
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)02:13 No.24504115

    So Spike is going to pony hell?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)02:13 No.24504116
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    The.. SPECIAL hell.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)02:14 No.24504130

    Oh lawd
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)02:14 No.24504150

    all in her voice
    >> Quest !uYErosQbLM 03/23/11(Wed)02:15 No.24504158
    You put your arms up innocently and try to explain you are are bot just here for work and don't want any trouble. YYou calmly offer to buy them all a round before your partner speaks up.

    "Don't give these foals any money, they're just more ignorant hicks."

    The three ponies turn their attention to her, and you move to block them

    "Damnit Val, we've only been in town 20 minutes, were not going to get work in jail."

    After reaching into your bag and slipping the three a bit of money you manage to convince them to back off. Valkyrie still gives you an earfull about how you should have taught them a lesson. Though the lecture is cut short when a rather dirty unicorn approaches you.

    "Sorry to bother, but I heard you two were looking for work?"
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)02:15 No.24504160
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    I want entire episodes like this
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)02:15 No.24504161
    So wat do about secks phobia guise??
    >> Nathan !!eFuOgyMIEPo 03/23/11(Wed)02:15 No.24504166

    Called it. Completely relevant.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)02:16 No.24504181
    'Maybe. Are you offering it?'
    >> A.J. !rinxooACj. 03/23/11(Wed)02:16 No.24504189

    just for that I'm writing a Trixie/Twilight ship
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)02:17 No.24504198
    Delete penis.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)02:18 No.24504230
    "Oh yeah. We're desperate. We'll even bathe you."
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)02:19 No.24504234
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    >sex phobia

    >> Trixie's Great and Powerful Elia Cube !mIuht8JKS. 03/23/11(Wed)02:20 No.24504249
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    I can't decide this time guys..

    Which one should be the OP image for drawfriend #46? There are a few in there that I really like.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)02:20 No.24504251
    It's true ;_;
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)02:20 No.24504254
    'Quiet, Valkyrie.'
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)02:20 No.24504262
    Someone take the Saint Seiya opening and ponify it.


    But with ponies.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)02:21 No.24504274
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    The carnival one
    >> RagingSemi !.7WdLd240M 03/23/11(Wed)02:22 No.24504301

    Top row. Fourth from left.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)02:22 No.24504307
    >official Derpy art from Lauren herself

    How is this even a question?
    >> Trixie's Great and Powerful Elia Cube !mIuht8JKS. 03/23/11(Wed)02:23 No.24504317
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    That is one of the ones I want to use.

    The fiery epic one right next to it, the twilight painting looking one, the A.J./Dash in a tree one, and hippy celestia overlord are also really cool.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)02:23 No.24504319
    Third row, last column.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)02:25 No.24504355
    use this its my new favorite pic

    posted in last thread

    >> BraveSpark !N7gMZDQo8M 03/23/11(Wed)02:25 No.24504357
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    >the image I colored is in there
    I had a happy
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)02:26 No.24504370
    I don't understand what you're saying; what's drawfriend # about? Is it about the artist? Why pick random art?
    >> BraveSpark !N7gMZDQo8M 03/23/11(Wed)02:27 No.24504389
    WAIT pacce colored this use it instead of the non-colored one
    >> Quest !uYErosQbLM 03/23/11(Wed)02:28 No.24504393
    "Maybe. Are you offering it?"

    "Oh yes most definitely."

    The pony eagerly takes a seat across from you, grinning from ear to ear. He explains that he is one of the archeologists who has come to town, and has run into a bit of a problem. As you start to lose interest he pulls out a small clay object and places it on the table.

    "We only accept cash." Val says as she inspects it.

    The Unicorn laughs at the remark.

    "Ma'am, this is going to help bring me, and by extension you, all the money you want. I found this little trinket in a dig out in the hills. I believe it predates Celestia. Do you know what that means? Civilization before the gods. Sadly the site is under the control of another. I need you to get me back in there."
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)02:28 No.24504399
    The "Drawfriend #" series on Equestria Daily's blog is just collections of images and artwork that the blog owner has found littered across /co/ and their e-mail inbox. For every blog post, one image is selected to be at the top of the entry.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)02:28 No.24504409
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    >just for that I'm writing a Trixie/Twilight ship

    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)02:28 No.24504410
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    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)02:29 No.24504421
    'Who's got it now? And how are supposed to get you in?'
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)02:29 No.24504422
    Wish someone would color this.

    but whatever
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)02:30 No.24504432
    Oh, well I second >>24504301
    >> Trixie's Great and Powerful Elia Cube !mIuht8JKS. 03/23/11(Wed)02:30 No.24504433
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    How did I miss that!


    Confound these ponies, they drive me to indecision.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)02:31 No.24504447
    "Hey, prehistory! Maybe they found your high school diary, Val."

    "Er, I mean... wait, if you found this, then why'd you get kicked out?"
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)02:32 No.24504456
    Twilight would be the least prepared if she was ever kicked out of Equestria. She's got tons of knowledge, but little in the practical application side.
    >> Discotecnica Ottanta 03/23/11(Wed)02:32 No.24504460
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    Someone requested princess Luna on a nigh out in town!
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)02:33 No.24504488

    but she could just magic up anything she needed.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)02:34 No.24504500
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    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)02:34 No.24504506
    goddamn. lol.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)02:35 No.24504515

    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)02:35 No.24504525
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    >old saggy boobs on luna
    >also she looks kinda obese

    nope, quit ruining my waifu
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)02:35 No.24504534
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    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)02:35 No.24504536
    Luna having a difficult time trying to fix a frozen yogurt machine. What a butterfingers!
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)02:35 No.24504538
    So do you post these uncensored somewhere or what?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)02:36 No.24504543
    Any chance of that without the black bars?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)02:36 No.24504545

    good thing there's some TP next to her, looks like she's gonna need something to clean herself off.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)02:36 No.24504546

    Holy shit, that is sweet! Saved like the Fist of the North Star. Are you still taking requests, or backburner requests for another day bro? Can I request some ponies please?

    I'd like a picture of Trixie and Twilight riding Celestia into a deadly battle against an Ursa Major please. Thank you!
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)02:36 No.24504547
    She's a wizard, she forgot to look up the useful adventuring spells that day. Sure, Shinku Hadouken is powerful, but Summon Food and Summon Water are a lot better for day to day adventuring.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)02:36 No.24504549
    elaborate on sex phobia, because I might have something similar...

    I got so nervous the first time I saw breasts that I threw up :(
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)02:36 No.24504559
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    Oh, Ottanta!
    >> BraveSpark !N7gMZDQo8M 03/23/11(Wed)02:36 No.24504562
    on her? kinky!
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)02:37 No.24504568
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    >Otta posting uncensored porn
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)02:37 No.24504581
    nah i excused myself and then barfed in my dorm room toilet
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)02:38 No.24504589
    I dunno man, ottantas style has really grown on me.

    them tits look hot.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)02:39 No.24504599
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    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)02:40 No.24504624
    The writing on the wall is a nice touch
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)02:41 No.24504641

    she does cast a lot of spells from the book. i wonder how effective a caster she would be without her library.

    the only big spell i can think of off the top of my head that she cast without the aid of a book was when she tried to stop the parasprites from eating everything. and we know how that worked.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)02:41 No.24504650
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    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)02:41 No.24504657
    i do like his style i just recently jacked off to his futa luna pic but i dont care for this luna
    >> Quest !uYErosQbLM 03/23/11(Wed)02:42 No.24504677
    "So who runs the place? And how did you get kicked out anyway."

    The smile on the Unicorns face is replaced by a scowl as he thinks back to what happened.

    "The Unicorn that now runs the dig-site is a greedy piece of manure. We both made the discovery, but since he was providing the manpower, he easily muscled me out. He now has armed guards posted on the ground and in the air. I know there is something big down there, and I won't allow him to simply snatch it up."

    As the Unicorn mentioned the armed guards Val seemed to perk up. She had been itching for a fight for days now, and it seemed this was her dream come true.

    "Armed guards... it's going to cost you. We can do it though."

    The Unicorn nodded and repeated his promise for cash. Before you can argue for money up front Val reaches over and shakes the man's hand.

    "Barkeep, three shots, were celebrating." She calls out, "Drink your milk pussy, more is on the way."
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)02:43 No.24504681
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    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)02:43 No.24504693
    >i just recently jacked off

    lol did you mean to say that, or did you seriously just admit to masturbating?
    How bad does your life suck that you actually masturbate? Only fags do that
    >> Discotecnica Ottanta 03/23/11(Wed)02:44 No.24504706
    Uh... i think i uh gotta go now. Any request for next time im on?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)02:45 No.24504717
    Fuck it. We're definitely gonna have to get drunk for this.

    Bottoms up!
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)02:45 No.24504722
    I generally don't like other people. I put up with communicating with them, but avoid being physically near them. The thought of sex is with people, it just feels like a bad idea. I could never enjoy it. I don't want kids.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)02:45 No.24504723
    big mac masturbation with spike spying from the bg
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)02:45 No.24504725

    It was some kind of blackberry (raspberry?) liqueur in for the coffee liqueur. I wish I had saved the original post; it was kind of epic.

    I'll definitely give it a try if I ever have the ingredients. I'm curious what it looks like
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)02:45 No.24504726
    That's one of her major weaknesses, and why she tends to stay out of Sue territory. She just does not do well under pressure. Remember "What would Dash do?"

    She did decently against the Ursa, but I don't know if that's because she saw Trixie's plan not work.

    Rarity or Trixie would make better travel companions. Both could charm their way out of issues, though I'd prefer Trixie, since she seems like a blue Korbo.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)02:45 No.24504730
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    This one please!


    And thanks again for that hilarious picture!
    >> Nathan !!eFuOgyMIEPo 03/23/11(Wed)02:45 No.24504733
    Regular... release is essential for health in male reproductive organs.

    It's been proven.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)02:46 No.24504734
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    >Drink your milk pussy, more is on the way
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)02:46 No.24504738

    Man, you aren't even trying to hide your trollin, son.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)02:46 No.24504740
    Luna and Celestia eating a fancy dinner together
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)02:46 No.24504744
    Trixie making magic! Please?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)02:46 No.24504751
    >As a clinical phobia, 'erotophobia' describes an irrational and potentially debilitating fear of some object, person or act that is related to sex. This fear either impairs a person's ability to enjoy sexual relations, or completely prevents a person's ability to have sex. Erotophobia can also in some (but not all) individual cases, be a part of larger patterns of any of the following psychological problems-- social phobia, avoidant personality disorder, body dysmorphic disorder, or general social anxiety problems. Erotophobia can also, for others, be very specific to erotic matters and not be related to any of these other social anxiety disorders. In the case of specific erotophobia, only the fear of something related to sex would be present without any other fears or syndromes.

    Basically, you've got some kind of brain issues that either keep you from enjoying sex or drive you away from situations that may lead to sex.

    >I got so nervous the first time I saw breasts that I threw up :(

    This could be some kind of sex aversion, or it just could have been a serious case of first time nerves. Or maybe you just don't like boobs that much. Or maybe she had a bad case of hideous spore-filled reptile chest, or something.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)02:47 No.24504755
    i 2nd this but maybe make it fluttershy spying to make it seem less gay
    >> BraveSpark !N7gMZDQo8M 03/23/11(Wed)02:47 No.24504756
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    I too jacked to the thought of his work.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)02:47 No.24504757

    Twilight spooning with trixie!
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)02:47 No.24504761
    'What is this thing, anyway? How do you know it's so old?'
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)02:47 No.24504765
    I guess that describes me? I had a group of friends in college (including the girl whose breasts I previously mentioned) and part of me craved going and hanging out with them because I had been such a shut-in all my life but then when I was actually with them I was so awkward and quiet that I had a habit of ditching whatever we were doing to go back to my room
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)02:48 No.24504775

    i forgot about the Ursa minor. but i think that apart from lifting the ursa minor and the water tower she had practiced all that.

    still. that's a lot of weight to pick up.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)02:48 No.24504784
    not really.

    the shock value is over.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)02:49 No.24504794

    >Twilight spooning with trixie!

    Do want!
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)02:50 No.24504812

    Your human porn is really well done. But I was wondering if you could draw picture of all the main ponies as humans, I like your style (in b4 it turns into some kind of big group orgy)
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)02:50 No.24504817
    I'd say that would simply be adrenaline and duress. We've all heard the stories of people lifting cars or doing near impossible feats under pressure. She has been shown to the strongpony with her telekinesis, but minor things still mess her up. But again, she has faults and limits, so I don't dislike her for being the destined Princess.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)02:51 No.24504822
    >This could be some kind of sex aversion, or it just could have been a serious case of first time nerves. Or maybe you just don't like boobs that much. Or maybe she had a bad case of hideous spore-filled reptile chest, or something.

    Nah they were absolutely gorgeous titties, and her having them exposed wasn't even a sexual thing (it's complicated), but she was a really good friend of mine and im worried she got very confused or even insulted by my behavior that day because shes been trying really hard to set up more times for the two of us to hang out and I keep ignoring her D:
    >> BraveSpark !N7gMZDQo8M 03/23/11(Wed)02:51 No.24504830
    just supporting my fellow fapper
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)02:51 No.24504831
    That's cool. I just recently masturbated to Futa Luna/Celestia story. Felt good man.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)02:52 No.24504850
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    >uncensored ottanta
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)02:53 No.24504860
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    i playing with ponies and little girl dolls

    im not gay i swear
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)02:53 No.24504862

    damn i write slow. i had just started to write that the moment i had finished with the quoted post.

    i guess these pony threads move faster when you are doing more than reading.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)02:54 No.24504888
    I use sarcasm to be passive-aggressive.
    I'm not a troll I swear
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)02:54 No.24504889
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    okay then.
    >> Quest !uYErosQbLM 03/23/11(Wed)02:55 No.24504892
    many shots later the two of you have practically forgotten your employer, instead too busy arguing about a certain past event.

    "Val, god damnit. I had a full house, aces and Queens. ACES AND QUEENS VAL. Of course I bet the chariot, who wouldn't call on that?!." Your argument is flawless, though a bit loud.

    "I'll tell you who, the two other mercs who are not fucking walking everywhere, that's who."

    The Unicorn merely watches as the two of you go at it, silently wondering if hiring you was the best idea. The lively debate gets interrupted as the three ponies from earlier return, eager to add their input to the discussion.

    "Ok that's it, We let this ugly... animal into our bar because the pony was with him, but now we see that you Gryphons can't stay civilized no matter where you go."
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)02:55 No.24504893

    i have accepted the fact that pones had annihilated my manhood.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)02:55 No.24504909
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    i also fapped to that story it was hot but the cumshot scenes were pretty weak
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)02:56 No.24504919
    >im not gay i swear
    Nah man ponies don't make yo-
    Get out faggot
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)02:56 No.24504924
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    >people fap to otta

    Don't you guys have standards? MegaSweet's stuff is the only fan-art worth fapping to.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)02:56 No.24504926
    I stopped pretending I had anything resembling a manhood when I became a fan of the band Aqua non-ironically
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)02:57 No.24504939
    link to story plz?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)02:58 No.24504947
    'How.. How dare you call uncivilized? She's civilizationed all over!'
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    Critic! *crosses my arms, smiling*
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)02:58 No.24504954

    what he said
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)02:58 No.24504958
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    >he faps to light yuri!
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)02:58 No.24504960
    How about dat Toybox?
    >> BraveSpark !N7gMZDQo8M 03/23/11(Wed)02:58 No.24504963
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    just got done coloring I think this is by far my best work!
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)02:58 No.24504964
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    i was fapping to kloudmutt before he was cool
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)02:58 No.24504965
    Vid related?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)02:59 No.24504979
    It was pretty cool when she came all over her sisters back. What mostly got me off was imagining them having their way with me. I will never be double teamed by Luna and Celestia ;-;
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)03:00 No.24504991
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    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)03:02 No.24505016
    I would watch that video so hard.

    Just for his reactions to the show.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)03:02 No.24505024
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)03:03 No.24505042

    not bad, but not grimdark enough
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)03:04 No.24505049
    "I'm sorry, "YOUR" bar? If that's the case I'm going to file a formal complaint- Your milk is sour, your booze is cheap, your tunes SUCK.... and your customer service is just awful, to be quite frank."
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)03:04 No.24505051
    give it a backround.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)03:05 No.24505073
    >they were absolutely gorgeous titties, and her having them exposed wasn't even a sexual thing (it's complicated)

    >shes been trying really hard to set up more times for the two of us to hang out

    Trust me on this, it's a sex thing. She want's you to manhandle her gorgeous rack with testosterone filled manhands. Just taken by itself, the fact that she was whippin them out makes it pretty sexual. The fact that she's putting some serious effort into getting more face time with you is a sign of some fairly serious interest.

    My advice would be to just be honest with her. You like her (possible even in a more than friends kind of fashion) but you're currently stuck on some possible brain issues. Right now she's likely more than a bit confused right now.

    Also, part of me wants to say something like "just go in there with an empty stomach and grab the hell out of those puppies", but if you do have some serious brain problems that course of action could get some fairly damaging results for both parties. Of course, if the problems are not rooted all the deep, trying to willpower yourself through them followed by some intimate positive reinforcement might just settled things nicely.

    Just going from your post and my Internet University of /tg/ doctorate in relationship studies, it sounds like you've some kind of social aversion disorder, although maybe not a bad one if you do crave spending time with folks. If you can't work through this by stretching yourself outside comfort zone, then you might need a non-internet professional (and likely pills). Otherwise it's just a case of working yourself out of the shell you've built up and getting comfortable interacting with other people.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)03:06 No.24505078
    (I don't know what that archaeologist is worried about, we don't have any money up front.)

    "Hey, am I spitting in your glass? A wholesome argument between friends ain't nothing. Go back to your... whatever you were doing, before things get /really/ uncivil around here."

    "Guy can't enjoy a drink 'round these parts, may as well split. Come on, Val, let's ditch these dweebs."
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)03:06 No.24505084
    My body is not worthy of the caress of others ;_;
    >> Quest !uYErosQbLM 03/23/11(Wed)03:08 No.24505110
    "How.. How dare you call uncivilized? She's civilizationed all over!"

    Val throws her empty shot glass at you and starts yelling about how she doesn't need you drunkenly defending her

    "Hey damnit, do you think this is a joke?! How about we knock some sense into you two?!"

    As you stare drunkenly at the three ponies, or is it six, it's hard to tell when they keep spinning around like that, you try to decide the best course of action.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)03:08 No.24505111
    If anyone on that site reviews ponies it won't be him, although I would be amused.
    >> BraveSpark !N7gMZDQo8M 03/23/11(Wed)03:08 No.24505115
    what do you suggest?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)03:09 No.24505126
    where do you live, lets meet up for gay mansex so neither of us will die virgins

    i will be applejack and you are fluttershy
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)03:09 No.24505139
    'I am gonna knock some sense into you six.. As soon as I finish his drink.'
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)03:11 No.24505156
    i vote this for worst mlp thread we have ever had

    its a good thing the archive is down
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)03:11 No.24505164
    This is as moving as it is disturbing
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)03:11 No.24505172

    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)03:12 No.24505178

    Man, if you think this is the worst we've ever had, you haven't been in quite a few bad ones that were WAY worse.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)03:12 No.24505179
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)03:12 No.24505185

    I could be Celestia and watch.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)03:12 No.24505189
    First it's sex, than nosex and a quest. It's been better than most.

    I vote neigh
    >> Quest !uYErosQbLM 03/23/11(Wed)03:12 No.24505191
    I've been writing, how bad is it?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)03:14 No.24505216
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    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)03:14 No.24505221
    the only reason I'm still here is to read the Quest...
    lets not fuck up our next thread
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)03:14 No.24505222
    People have been discussing fapping to Disco and MS. And to be honest, there has been little grammatical errors, so it's okay.

    Continue the quest.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)03:14 No.24505224
    I can take the racism. I can take the bullies. Being larger than the typical pony and armed with claws on all limbs instead of flat hooves certainly helps.

    What I do NOT take is anyone threatening Val. Call it a schoolboy mentality.

    I opt to just scare them all off with the ol' Lion Roar and a wing flare, maybe knock over a table for effect.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)03:14 No.24505226

    inb4 tl;dr
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)03:15 No.24505233
    It's fine, if a bit slow. Which is fine with me, I'm working on a project.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)03:16 No.24505252

    I'll be Luna and get ignored ;_;
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)03:18 No.24505286
    I've never quite understood this pic. It's like she's thinking, "Holy crap! I've got an ass. I didn't know that! I've never seen that before"
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)03:18 No.24505295
    This thread was pure fucking magic, Anonymous.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)03:20 No.24505310

    It still is
    >> SlyWit !tedl177Zx2 03/23/11(Wed)03:24 No.24505363
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    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)03:26 No.24505392
    Alright, I tried reading the quest from the beginning. Who has claws and why?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)03:27 No.24505407
    Hannis, the griffon. He's got claws cause he's a griffon.
    >> SlyWit !tedl177Zx2 03/23/11(Wed)03:27 No.24505416
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    I like the double meaning the word "posts" has considering this is a macro now. Also, pic so, so very related
    >> Knigh/tg/uy 03/23/11(Wed)03:27 No.24505421
    And Valkyrie is your Earth Pony compatriot.
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    I don't have a fucking clue what's going on in this thread.
    >> Quest !uYErosQbLM 03/23/11(Wed)03:29 No.24505451
    'I am gonna knock some sense into you six.. As soon as I finish his drink.'

    You say before you down another shot and smile at Val. Before the three can say another word you slam the shot glass down onto the middle one's head, causing him to fall to the ground. In a flash Val is upon the right one, knocking him senseless. The final pony is momentarily stunned by the events, before attempting to tackle you. Even as drunk as you are he is no match. You effortlessly grab him and toss him over the table, causing the Unicorn to duck under the body.

    The music suddenly stops and everyone turns to stare at the Gryphon and Pony who seemed to be ruining the bar.

    "It's about time you stood up for yourself, ya wuss."

    You start trying to walk toward the door, stumbling as you go.

    "Shut up Val." You say before falling over one of the ponies. You lie there on the ground, waiting for the room to stabilize when you see the Unicorn.

    "You both seem perfect for the job, we'll meet again tomorrow." The last thing you hear is Val laughing before you slip into a drunken slumber.

    Alright that's it for tonight, It's 3:30 here and I am tired. Will probably continue this tomorrow night around midnight. Thanks for reading and participating.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)03:29 No.24505452
    Yeah, for this quest we're actually playing a Griffon, accompanied by an Earth pony. If you can find Quest's intro, we were responsible for pulling her flying chariot (at least until it got broken).
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)03:29 No.24505454
    Ignore everything that doesn't have to with the Quest.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)03:29 No.24505456
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    does this help?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)03:30 No.24505465
    OH I wasn't actually at the very beginning! I see now
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)03:31 No.24505471
    Alright! If you're saving the contents of your posts, you oughta know that 'his' was a typo.. Was supposed to be 'this'.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)03:31 No.24505478

    i dont know anything about anything.

    but im still enjoying myself
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)03:31 No.24505479
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    That just makes things worse!
    >> suckmyoff !KkyWm0AORY 03/23/11(Wed)03:31 No.24505484
    I would have really hurt RD if that ever happened
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)03:33 No.24505504
    >You effortlessly grab him and toss him over the table

    Having talons and being able to hold things is a wondrous thing indeed. Remind me to lord that over a pony tomorrow.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)03:34 No.24505521
    I have a feeling one of Rainbow Dash's trainers said those exact same lines to her. She does have some serious stage fright...
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)03:34 No.24505523
    >giving names to ships, like pinkiedash or appleshy
    can we PLEEEAAASEE STOP THIS? this is approaching zutara mode
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)03:35 No.24505544
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    I'm Noting going to lie to you brony, Griffins are fucking awesome.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)03:36 No.24505553
    Just a heads up, you can probably write out some of the encounters before hand to speed things up.

    Such as, we will meet the unicorn tomorrow, and get his name. You can write out what the facility we are going to looks like and what is in there.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)03:36 No.24505559
    WTF are you talking about now, Anonymous?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)03:36 No.24505561
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    i thought applepie was pretty good
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)03:38 No.24505585
    It's just a way to name ships apparently, I don't care about shipping at all.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)03:38 No.24505589
    I don't want to write out Pinkie Pie x Rainbow Dash though. It's called shorthand
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)03:39 No.24505612
    If Quest bro gets tired, maybe he can have Pacce take over.
    >> Quest !uYErosQbLM 03/23/11(Wed)03:39 No.24505616
    Yeah i'll get the basic of the story ready, that way things will move a little faster
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)03:40 No.24505619
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    Okay, so doing the Quest as a Griffon had me wondering about a few things so I went back to watch Griffon The Brush Off. I saw this scene at the end.

    Just how does Spike get into so many questionable situations?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)03:41 No.24505636
    >giving names to ships

    It's called saving pointless effort, not to be confused with laziness.

    Instead of typing "Pinkie Pie x Rainbow Dash," you type "PinkieDash." Because typing out the whole thing is retarded when people can figure out what you mean from the more elegant and cute title.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)03:42 No.24505659
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)03:42 No.24505661
    Why does Pinkie love it so much?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)03:43 No.24505670
    Because hes the only character capable of riding on top of the entire population.

    CMC excluded.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)03:43 No.24505677
    Too bad there won't be a Cream Pie.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)03:45 No.24505709
    Spike is a player.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)03:45 No.24505715

    I swear, if there is a character later on with cream in her name I am so going to ask for a picture together as a couple while Twilight looks on them with disgust 'Ew gross...'
    >> A.J. !rinxooACj. 03/23/11(Wed)03:45 No.24505718
    Feels good to be out of a hiatus. I just hope my writing is still well received. I'm really sorry to those of you who have been waiting for so long for your requests to be finished. I'll be doing them all tonight. I don't plan on sleeping until they're done.

    In the meantime, the Trixie x Twilight one is being a bit troublesome at the moment. Right now I've got Trixie trying to defend herself about the Ursa Minor thing and Twilight being understanding about the whole thing.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)03:46 No.24505725
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    You wanted you're light-hearted threads, no-fun people, the ones without the smut, hilarity or creativity? Well you just had it, and it was not friendship at all.

    Burn the worst thread and non-productive thread in mlp existence.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)03:46 No.24505735
    Hey guys, we often joke about the flavour of each pony

    But what flavour would Luna or Celestia be?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)03:47 No.24505741
    trixie uses magic to give herself a horsecock problem solved
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)03:47 No.24505748
    Cool. Can't wait for you to write her as a little bitch just like everyone else.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)03:48 No.24505757
    That got me thinking.

    Requesting a Red Delicious x Mrs. Cake pairing.
    >> BraveSpark !N7gMZDQo8M 03/23/11(Wed)03:48 No.24505758
    cream and blueberry
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)03:49 No.24505771
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    >>24505619 don't even try do you?
    about that episode.
    RD was avoiding pinkie pie the whole first part of the episode, you would think she would get why Gilda didn't like her...
    also RD is the element of loyalty and aren't you usually idk more loyal to ideas/people you have known for a longer amount of time?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)03:49 No.24505772
    We were having a quest and discussing Twilight's power level and ability to adventure, then Disco happened. Not much we can do when Disco appears.
    >> A.J. !rinxooACj. 03/23/11(Wed)03:49 No.24505778

    I'm trying not to make her so much of a bitch.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)03:49 No.24505779
    Blueberry milkshake flavored semen.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)03:49 No.24505780
    celestia tastes like burning and luna tastes like cottage cheese we already decided this
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)03:49 No.24505781
    Celestia would be Vanilla and Luna would be Sour Blue Raspberry.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)03:50 No.24505785
    I lol'd, even though it's a lie
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)03:50 No.24505788

    >Trixie trying to defend herself

    Have Trixie defend herself in the over the top, melodramatic manner of her rabid supporters

    "OH so cruel! To be on the road all alone and be jeered off the stage! Oh my!"

    Then have Twilight flatly call her out on her bullshit

    and then kiss her and tell her she doesnt care
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)03:51 No.24505799
    Luna would be rotten fish flavored

    Celestia would taste like hot garbage.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)03:51 No.24505802
    I think you have things a tab bit backwards there bud...
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)03:52 No.24505817
    No I mean the exact opposite of that actually.

    Most shipping writers write her as some "OOOH IM SOO SORRY ABLOO BLOO BLOO" when that's not what Trixie would do.

    The only Trixie x Twilight that DOESNT do that is Out In The Cold. Too bad it never gave a good reason for the romance.

    There is not a single good Twilight x Trixie right now. Good luck.
    >> BraveSpark !N7gMZDQo8M 03/23/11(Wed)03:52 No.24505822
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    my mouth kind of hurts now
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)03:52 No.24505824
    And then a skeleton popped out!
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)03:53 No.24505836
    Wow it's a good thing you aren't a writer. Shit like what you just described is already flooding the blog.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)03:55 No.24505877
    Hey now, thats mean. Shitty writers can sell shitty fanfics at some point.

    Just look at the Twilight series.

    Also someone draw Twilight reading Twilight for the lulz if you got time.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)03:55 No.24505890

    Been done bro.. twice I think

    I dont have them saved on this computer
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)03:55 No.24505891
    Been done like twice at least.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)03:55 No.24505893
    Do people actually read anything at EqD?

    I used to read fanfiction when everything was posted here at /co/, but now with googledocs it's just not as much fun.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)03:56 No.24505898
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    >implying that would stop me from sticking my entire head into luna
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)03:57 No.24505932

    I hope you're talking about the head of your penis
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)03:57 No.24505937
    >Luna would be rotten fish flavored

    So she has a vagina-flavored vagina?

    I kid.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)03:57 No.24505942
    What? Google docs made everything fun. Being able to talk to my readers is a god send.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)03:59 No.24505972
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    Well shit.
    I must have real bad timing or that shit gets posted while I am at work.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)04:00 No.24505982
    Oh look someone made a new thread

    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)04:00 No.24505990
    i dont think my human penis will be enough to satisfy lunas 1000year old blown-out, battered massive horse vagina
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)04:01 No.24505996
    RagiSemi's is pretty good
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)04:02 No.24506016
    There used to be so little fanficiton that i would read as much as possible.

    But now there is so much i just ignore it all.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)04:02 No.24506026
    What the FUCK was she doing on the moon to do that?!

    Thanks captcha, but moon speak just isn't helping drive the point. I mean it is, it's just, aw fuck it.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)04:02 No.24506032
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    Im not going there, we still have image limit.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)04:03 No.24506051
    I admire your dedication.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)04:03 No.24506058

    But she's not even that tall

    Like the size of a small dog... I'm sure she'd be nice and tight
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)04:04 No.24506067
    same here bro now i will only read stories that people keep mentioning nonstop
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)04:05 No.24506077
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    *Breaks into thread*

    Hello ladies. i am a man of taste, AND can fly at supersonic speeds.

    But enough small talk, lets get wasted and have wild drunken sex!
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)04:05 No.24506088
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    Not really, that's pretty fucked up
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)04:06 No.24506102

    Dont play hard to get Luna
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)04:08 No.24506128
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    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)04:09 No.24506164


    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)04:11 No.24506186
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)04:12 No.24506199
    what has just been seen can not be unseen
    Post it again so i can get a proper look
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)04:12 No.24506207
    What the flying fuck was just posted?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)04:12 No.24506208
    this is the pic that creeps me out the most even more than the applebloom tubgirl porn or the futa fluttershy shoving her dick into futa raritys dick
    >> A.J. !rinxooACj. 03/23/11(Wed)04:13 No.24506216
    posting up the fic. It's kinda short...might do another part if so requested.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)04:13 No.24506221
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    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)04:14 No.24506234
    where is it posted
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)04:14 No.24506245
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    Reposting for the clinically insane.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)04:16 No.24506263
    >futa fluttershy shoving her dick into futa raritys dick

    Oh god what.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)04:16 No.24506264
    but why
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)04:17 No.24506275
    theres one of futa applejack pissing into her own mouth too
    do not ask me why i know this
    >> A.J. !rinxooACj. 03/23/11(Wed)04:17 No.24506282

    was gonna post it here like I always do, but apparently there's something in my writing that I can't post. So, I'm throwing it into a google doc and screen capping it there. A shame, too. I like the forum format.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)04:18 No.24506291

    >why you know this

    Because some faggot keeps on spamming the image?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)04:18 No.24506308
    i hate the forum format post google doc pls
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)04:20 No.24506340
    yes. lets go with that
    >> A.J. !rinxooACj. 03/23/11(Wed)04:22 No.24506367

    Hope you like it.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)04:23 No.24506394
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    should post in the new thread
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)04:27 No.24506445

    Oh god, that's so horrible, but I can't stop laughing...
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)04:34 No.24506548
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    You all have displeased me greatly, /co/.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)04:38 No.24506606
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    Oh noooooo, Celestia-samaaaa!

    Don't send me to pony hell ~♥
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)04:39 No.24506615
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    Wanna talk about it champ?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/11(Wed)04:48 No.24506723

    Problem, celestia?

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