Hello once again /co/, it is I, Hans Landa; the /co/mrade hunter, and I return from my, admit-tingly embarrassing, defeat yesterday, fucking Tom Brady. well, I returned just like I said I would. I'm back to cleanse /co/ once again. the list of the following is what is to be considered "impure".-mutation-physical deformation-affinity towards magic-inter-species appearance-mental instabilityanyone turning in something will be spared. anyone who gets in my way will be dealt with.even doubles- your posted character is killed odd doubles- you turn in the next posted character regardless if he or she recieves doubles or triples. triples- Landa is Stopped. (fucking Tom Brady)
and as always, My posts do not count
why do you hate Tom Brady?
I have nothing to hide.
>>22730303because that fucker stopped my plans two posts in
Hi, I'm Pinkie Pie! What's your name oh wait let me guess! Chudnofsky! no, Krauty McMeanbritches! Do you like parties? I like parties. Parties are fun 'cause you get to spend time with friends and eat treats and drink the funny bubbly drink that makes everyone giggly and ooh I like you uniform!
Goddamn Nazis. This is what the whole free world would have been doing if Bazooko's circus had won the war.... Wait...
I have nothing to fear "That is not dead which can eternal lie Yet with strange aeons even death may die."
Fear the Dread Rorkannu!
You cannot kill the Goddamn Batman
>>22730371>>22730464Yes, screen cap por favor.
sup Hans, any problem?
FOOOOOOOOOOLISH NAZI WARRIOR
>>22730533>>22730556sorry Jerry, but christian bale turned ya in.say good bye
I am ruler of the Dank Dimension!
Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of Nazis?
>>22730233I sentence you to Kiss my Ass
>>22730371Oh Envy, you card.
Let Do this NAZI!
>>22730564wow, that's like Hans's Holy Grail:alien, magic, gay, (and one is half gypsie)
Just try!!!!!!!! ::::)
hey Hans, need any help?
>>22730726Oh that a Great ideaCOME ON EVEN DOUBLE GET
>>22730740thanks for the offer, but we are not currently hiring.
YOU'RE FUCKED NOW, LANDA
>>22730887>887so so close
No Beer and No TV make Homer something something
Bah! Nazi science sneers at getting doubles!
>>22731140But Herr Kolonel, should we not be trying to get the "odd doubles"?
>>22731140>>22731224Both of you are fired.
>>22731140>>22731224dammit, you guys are useless
Landa, I WILL rip off your head and throw it into space....as soon as I get triples.
Why should I try to get doubles?
>>22731549yeah yeah yeah. all talk and no action
You silly Nazis.
>>22731558>>22731629So a troll becomes a troll?No difference whatsoever.
I find your actions absolutely reprehensible, and yet completely understandable given the kind of grotesque mockery of a government hat has given not only birth but carte blanche to pathetic creatures such as yourself to do as you see fit, Herr Landa.
Herr Landa! The Ambassador from Equestria wishes to speak with you. Shall I let her in?
absolutely, I shall kil..... errrrrr, Greet her myself
Vhat is going on here!?
>>22732072Greetings Herr Landa. I bring good tidings from my home Equestria and her ruler, The Princess Celestia!
wow, so only jerry is the only person to be captured?I expected /co/ to be filed with more filth than that
>>22732167>>22732167wait, your the same goddamn horse from before
>>22732192Forgive me commander! There was a mix up!That should have been my picture!
I must say, those uniforms are FABULOUS!
>>22732289Rarity Look Out!
I don't care if you do like my show, I must stop you
Hans I finished the blade you wanted and would you like some milk? I understand it is your favorite
>>22732340Psst. Why are we doing close-ups?
Hello, Mr. Landa. I thought you should know that I have captured one of your superior officers.I am not a violent person by any means, but if you do not return to your base on /tv/ I may be forced to take...drastic action.
>>22732382I don't know yugo
i wwill not be threatened by a land-dwweller!
>>22732404cool beans. also, /co/ has kinda accepted me. so i'm going nowhere.I also have more where he came from
I turn in the horrible fat fetishists
>>22732433>>22732437well, another victim turned in.
>>22732433>>22732437Zardos has brought in a... something!>>22732466TREACHERY IN THE RANKS
>>22732289You... you heartless monster...
>>22732289>>22732332Thanks girls. I think I can take it from here.
>>22732437>>22732433Oh wow. Also how does it feel to know that you work for Obama Landa?
>>22732551holy shit, Hitler, your alive!!!!!!
>>22732466Oh.Well in that case, do you mind if I just do what I want with him? I won't kill him. Promise.
>>22732546Princess! Thank goodness you're hear! It's... terrible...
>>22732620Wait you think I am Hitler?I mean I do have this really cool uniform, and I hate the liberal jewish media, but I am definitely not Hitler.
>>22732660Don't worry, Mocha. This human's sad little crusade will soon be over.
Well, howdey there Hansy. Ah see you fixed up yer forehead. Now that don't seem right to me
>>22732748ooohhhhh, I get it. of course your not hitler *wink wink*. see ya later, not hitler, I'm sure you will never get in trouble if those pesky allies showed up not hitler
>>22732776>>22732660>>22732546>>22732526>>22732526>>22732521>>22732332>>22732289>>22732167soo many ponies and not a single one dead. wtf
>>22732551>>22732748You're killing my originality, Beck!
>>22732660>66Mocha Noooooo!!!Why Hans Landa? WHY?!?
THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR-!
...yes... VERY soon...
>>22732911The Soviet Union does not tolerate traitors!
>>22732911>>22732922the wrecking crew turned in the Wakfu crew.lol
hans killed all of the wrecking crew... damn
>>22732858Rarity there >>22732526 got wasted something awful.
Well now, seems ta me that yer tryin' to ignore me, Hansy
I'll stop him!
>>22732952nope, odd dubs means you turn in the next posted character
Hey guys what's going on in this thread?
>>22732911>>22732922we screwed up big time boys.
>>22732820I am totally not Hitler, and to prove it I will do what any red blooded patriotic American would do and roll some trips to end your despicable ways!
>>22733016yes brilliant, no one will suspect that your hitler.
Fear not everyone. The savior is here.
I'll handle this.
>>22732882Hey... uh, sis?Can I help?
OH YEAH AGAIN!
>>22733016Thats not how an American rolls for triples...in America
YOU'RE MAKING ME ANGRY, BOYYOU DON'T WANT TO SEE ME WHEN I'M ANGRY
>>22733016Beck, quit stomping on the ideals I protect with your hate-filled drivel
Did someone say Nazis?
Your puny powers are no match for me Hoak Hogan! I will show you in the ring what it means to be WARRIOR. I fear not your armies Hoak Hogan, the spirits of the warriors who could not be here have attached themselves to my honor structure. If you have the nerve to face me then I will show you the true meaning of DESTRUCITY when I take off and nuke the site from orbit!
>implying you have not already failed
>>22733114Not now, Luna, I'm busy. You can help me clean up later.
>>22733333Holy shit. She just straight up murdered the entire SS.
>>22733183Oh, hello there Captain America. I respect you a great deal because you helped defeat Obama and his Nazi armies during WWII. I dont know why you have anything against me, considering all I am doing is asking questions. You have clearly been led astray by the liberal media, and it is a true shame that we disagree.
Why is everyone in dis thread so fucking stupid? Why can't dey be interigent, rike me?
>>22733333seriously????tom brady was one thing. but this???????
>>22733333wut?....no Why?.... no wut?
>>22733333god fucking DAMN
>>22733333It is finally over...no Im sorry, I promised myself I wouldnt get choked up, but...I just...cant ...help myself(sob)
>>22733333... Sarge?It begins.
>>22733333There we are.Glad to have been of service, /co/. See you next time?
>>22733463curse you ponies!!!!I will be back, you can't hide behind your friendship and happiness forever
>>22733333I.....I think prefer the nazi
>>22733333God Dammit Landa!! I knew putting you in charge was a mistake!!!
>>22733518didn't I kill you?
>>22733333Screen Cap For Great Justice!!!
>>22733333And this is why she is the goddamn princess in chargeHEIL CELESTIA
>>22733544>>22733518No wonder why it's a couple of fuckin traitors!Himmler, desk nazi I am disapoint
>>22733333Yaaay, the Princess stopped Krauty McMeanbritches! THIS CALLS FOR A PARTY!
>>22733547NO.Now look at this mess! The Goddamn PONIES have taken control of Germany! I'm going to enjoy watching you try to explain this to the Fuhrer.
>>22733547Actually, you didn't.
>>22733827>implying I didn't already kill your Fuhrer
>>22733802yes, celebrate for now ponies, but your time will come
>>22733958Aw, don't be such a Grumpy Gus! Have some fun! Everyone knows a party will turn that frown upside down! I even baked strudel just for you!
>>22733958Commander! What are we going to do!? There's too many, we can't hold! Herr Landa! Please! What should we do!
>>22734104we retreat, gather more forces and return when they least suspect it.
>>22734139RUN!!! Every man for himself!!
>>22734249And so, with the crushing loss at the hands of Princess Celestia and her legions of pony shock troops, German forces under the command of Hans Landa retreated in utter disarray. While Landa swore vengeance for this embarrassing defeat, there was little belife that these plans would come to fruition. Also, the ponies threw a bitchen victory party!
if trips Landa returns and the ponies die
>>22734552Fail more bitch.
Come as often as you like hunter, but we will always stop you.
Somebody Please Screen cap or archive this!