Letters from "Derpy" 8
!J8wKEZOcc2 01/10/11(Mon)15:45 No.22516244|
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To Anyone Who Cares,
Trixie smiled when she saw us and trotted over. "My Dearest Mistress," is what she called her. "Trixie grows weary of these exercises." I couldn't believe the way she spoke to Princess Luna. But it seemed to make her 'mistress' even prouder.
"Now now, you must be at the peak of endurance when the time comes."
I have no clue what that meant. I wasn't about to ask either.
Trixie quickly got more respectful, "I only meant 'bored' my princess. This is too easy." Then she turned to me with big grin. "It's so good to meet you, Derpy. How are things in Ponyville?" Guh. Anyway it was weird she' be so chirpy since she'd been trounced so bad.
Before I could say anything Princess Luna jumped in, "She doesn't like to be called that. It's Bubbly." And for once I was gonna try and just ignore it.
Trixie snickered, I think. Maybe it was a snort since she was tired, no matter what she said.
Princess Luna had refreshments brought out. A cozy picnic in the Everfree Forest. Trixie only had soda. 'Imbibing & Invoking' is too dangerous, but they gave me a Tequila Hobble. No way I could fly home.
A few times Trixie would be like, "Derpy, oh sorry, I mean Bubbly," and stuff. But most of the time it was like I wasn't even there. I just nodded and smiled a lot. I expected Trixie to be sucking up so hard her horn would get stuck, but instead Princess Luna praised HER every chance she got.
Finally the princess told Trixie to get back to her exercises. Then she turned to me and said, "You can go now too." It felt like my wings had iced over and I was plummeting. Was she TRYING to hurt my feelings? Then she got close and cooed, "Don't be that way. I was just trying to be less formal. We had a lot of fun today and it would be a shame to spoil it."
By 'we' I think she meant her and Trixie.
AM I JUST A SUCKLING JOKE TO THEM?
Reliving my high-school days,