!!aGLqNDWHQaD 12/18/10(Sat)12:04 No.21988586|
MEANWHILE IN WASHINGTON:
"Yes, hello, Mr. President. I'm going to have to put you on hold. Now, where were we? Ah, yes. Board one, knight to F4. Checkmate. Board two, Queen to B3. Checkmate The other twelve of you will have to wait.
"Okay, Mr. President, I'm here. Mmhm. Mmhm. Sir, you need to calm yourself. When have I ever let you down? When the Cubans had that nonsense about the missiles, who turned them into harmless noisemakers? Me. When the Chinese tried to turn Korea against us, who unleashed a herd of griffons to keep them in line? Me.
"Stalliongrad is nothing to worry about. Just another problem for my incredibly genius to overcome. No, I'm not worried about their leader, that ridiculous fool. I've already devised a frankly brilliant plan to humiliate and destroy her.
"That's right, sir. Breathe deep now, no need to hyperventilate...again. I've got everything under control. By this time next month, Derpy Hooves will be nothing but a memory. Oh, yes, sir, I promise. And you know that The Great and Powerful Trixie would never break her word."