>she want to reproduce

Post her human form.

Please. My PC died and I need them again.

>>21966865
Fuck, what was her name, I'm sure I have them somewhere....

Was it Hazel?

>>21966986
It was Hazel.

>>21966986
>>21966865
>human form
>her name
>mfw niggas making up shit

Hazel wants his nuts.

>>21967034
He meant from the /co/ original content character they evolved out of her.

Now go be a newfag somewhere else.

There used to be some good draws of her, but it tapered off, and nobodies done much of anything since the original artist and writefag.

>>21967085
Well, there's not really much to add. Hazel gets turned human, she and Arthur have a chance to be together, happy ending. What else is there?

>>21967074
>>21967067
>>21967056
>>21967056
>human form
>some little ginger whore
>Not some hot ass full grown woman

>>21967116
You'd be amazed at what the writefags on /co/ can do. And I'm not just talking about the 34.

>>21967127
You really got the vibe that the squirrel was hot and full-grown? Nigga you a furry.

>>21967139
I've been here a while, I know full well the greatness of the writefags on /co/. My question is, if they were to add anything, what would they add? The original piece seemed to leave off at a perfect ending.

>>21967127
And take those silly birds back to /a/ with you when you go.

/co/ is so creative.

We should start a comic company.

Hold up guys I got this!


>>21967127
its fanfic bullshit I know, /co/ has there fair share of them too.

Just avoid the threads like I do.

>>21967185
Oh trust me. If 'Arthur would make mistakes', then there are DEFINITELY capable writefags who could do this fancharacter proud.

I myself did the Edd write-34's some time ago.

>>21967185
>Like older women and not sexual fantasies about children
>nigga calls me a furry

>>21967199
>/a/
>having a thread about a little girl with bright red hair and strange colored eyes

Yeah it's basically just a cute little thing that gets reposted now and again, and that's it.

I'm fine with that. Not everything has to be done to death.

>>21967185
>>21967295
The age thing can go ether way, squirrels only live to be around 6 years old anyway, In human years I guess she would be 16 at minimum because even though puberty starts around 9-10 in humans 16+ is when females are perfectly (or damn near close) fertile for optimal baby making.

This is speaking logically...but lets throw that out the window for now since the fanfic-natics will get mad about it anyway.

female squirrels will start reproducing at 1 year old
A human female lifespan is measured at 80 to 90 years average. (around 6 for squirrels)

If we try to make sense of this "hazel" would be around 20+ in human years (making her an adult)

Just saying...

I'm on no ones side...I just thinking about these things...sorry to bother you.

>>21967908
>Make sense of this

It's magic. The fucking wizard MERLIN could just make her Arthur's age.

>>21967908
IT'S FUCKING MAGIC FROM MERLIN, YOU TWAT.

>>21967980

hence the
>but lets throw that out the window for now since the fanfic-natics will get mad about it anyway.

That applied to both since I knew a sour post like yours was coming.


I do enjoy magic so much more when its explained as if its a "science", but I will enjoy it regardless, like in David eddings books

>>21966825
shouldnotwantshouldnotwantshouldnotwantshouldnotwantshouldnotwantshouldnotwantshouldnotwantshouldnot
wantshouldnotwantshouldnotwantshouldnotwantshouldnotwantshouldnotwantshouldnotwantshouldnotwantshoul
dnotwantshouldnotwantshouldnotwantshouldnotwantshouldnotwantshouldnotwantshouldnotwantshouldnotwant

Admit it.
If you were a squirrel you would tap that squirrel ass.
Right in front of Merlin even.

>>21967908
yeah except your average life span is way off

even in modern times avg lifespan is mid 70's for women in developed countries. In Arthurian times it would have been early 40's for average lifespan. Disease and injury is what mostly killed people, thats why royalty could regularly live beyond 70. Just like pet squirrels can live well beyond 6, the sheltered life counts for something.

so with those things in mind it would be better to compare her squirrel lifespan to that of an english peasant. so one year old as a squirrel:
1 / 6 = X / 45
45 = 6X
X = 7.5

oh look you can't make direct comparisons of sexual maturity vs. life span for two vastly different species.

just say shes 11 or 12, about what arthur was, call it "Magic" and say done.

>>21968111
would have been hilarious if arthur just wen to town on her.
Merlins all disgusted, then arthur is like "No, no, no motherfucker you been turning me into fish and birds and fucking squirrels all day long. YOU MADE THIS SITUATION NOW DEAL WITH IT!"

>>21968074
lol, why are you so mad...I told you I'm just fun'n.

Sheesh /co/ sometimes you are just as bad as /a/

>No making sense allowed

>>21968180
No one is allowed to make sense on the Internet. That is how it thrives.

>>21966825
Being smothered by a fem-furries bushy tail would be so hot. ;3

>>21968111
>>21968152
I lol'd.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDWnuddCf0E
That squirrel is damn cute.

>>21968152
and while hes fucking her. hes just staring merlin down, raping him with eyes, no blinking, no looking away. Just pure hatefuck.

>>21968366
>>21968152
>>21968111
never change, /co/

>>21968112
>>21968112
>yeah except your average life span is way off
haha you are right, I completely forgot to factor that its in arthurian times, thanks.

>even in modern times avg lifespan is mid 70's for women in developed countries.
It is way higher now, but you are correct for the past measures.

>oh look you can't make direct comparisons of sexual maturity vs. life span for two vastly different species.
Thats why I made a guesstimate (please don't get pissy about me using that word, I know a lot of people do when it is used) using:

average squirrel lifespan
average human female lifespan (factors have changed)
age of a female squirrels first reproduction attempt
average age of a female humans youngest optimal reproduction time (""Optimal reproduction "NOT" purely youngest reproduction time)

Revising what has been said it would make more since that she is around age 16 or 17 when transmuted to a human being.


Dude calm down, you are getting mad for nothing...besides you error-ed just as much as I did.

>>21967185
>>21967121
More like this. NOW.

Wow, why does more than half the 34 for this movie involve the squirrel?

Filthy disease ridden tree rats. Arthur would probably end up with a hellish STD. He'd probably be pissing fire for months.

>>21968648
I'm sorry, we don't all want to see Merlin's writhered old staff.

>>21968515
except for the fact that the correct answer is still "LOL MAGIC"
you are trying to apply logic to a completely illogical situation.

>>21968648
Furries, goddamned furries

Half of them are wishing there cat/dog was a real girl
The other half still goes for it anyway

>>21968672
well they mate for life.
and im not sure if squirrel rape is a thing.
maybe.
well, probably.

>>21968648
Because she was the only female in it showing any real interest? Besides what other alternatives were there? Do you REALLY want to see Merlin x Madame Mim?

>>21968780
>Do you REALLY want to see Merlin x Madame Mim?

Yes, yes I do.

>>21968827
Someone tried to start a "silvery voice, long purple hair" mode Madame Mim thread yesterday
Didn't take off

>>21968074
>fuckin magic

I don't gotta explain shit, it's magic

>>21968648
its the squirrel, madam mim, or you're gay and and a Dumbledore/Harry Potter shipper.

>>21968780
It's better than you think. Look up madame mim on paheal.

>>21968925

>>21968921
I remember somebody wrote a Hot Mim/Arthur fapfic a few days ago, but it was deleted before I had a chance to read it.

>>21968681
>trying to apply logic to a completely illogical situation

hahaha oh man, your right when will I learn.
I guess I should have though more about the attitude of the fanbase...or is it just the /co/ fanbase?
/a/ /v/ /co/ /b/ /mu/ ect, the only difference is the content thats discussed.
Ether way, I just have fun posting with you guys, no matter whos wrong or right, no matter if its a good or bad idea or even about something trivial.
I just like to process it, its fun to think about these things and discuss them, even if my post are going to be shot down, I've done nothing wrong and I've kept content all board related.

Also you do know squirrels don't really mate for life (or maybe they meant mate purely to give birth to life) they will have 6 or more different sex partners normally in a life time.

This really got me as a kid.

It just showed pure love and she got dissed.

>>21969152
Well that's the same for humans so no biggie.

>>21969152
ARTHUR: Merlin, wh-what is Hazel doing with all...all those...
MERLIN: It's called an orgy, lad. Took part in a few myself when I spent some time in ancient Rome, quite fun. ...Well, what are you waiting for, boy? Dive in, already!

>>21969152
are they like penguins where they are loyal for one season and then pick new partners each year?

real hazel

>>21969394
>jollyjack

Oh you.

>>21969415
you know at first i questioned posting it, but then i realized at least half of /co/ recognizes the name.

>>21968709
>>21969122
>>21969090
aren't acorns poisonous to humans?
odds are shes dead within a year.

>>21969543
don't think so. there's some native american tribes who used them in their cuisine as a regular thing

>>21969543
What? Acorns were a staple food in numerous ancient societies. They're still used in some cooking.

>>21969543
No. Thier very bitter, but edible.

>>21969543
Hardly.

Never had anything acorn-crusted?

>>21969589
>>21969598
>>21969616
>>21969617
it was almonds i was thinking of. before they were domesticated they were poisonous. now they only become poisonous when they rot.

Again, this is how red skqirrels actually look like.

>>21970134
Come on, give the 1950s/60s/70s animators a break. Trying to animate that would be a pain in the ass.

>>21970226
An braek??? They got it right with Arthur!

>>21970267
Well, the lack of spiky hair on Hazel was probably an attempt to make her look more feminine compared to Arthur's squirrel form.

goddamnit /co/ stop trying to turn me into a furry.

It didn't work with Jose Carioca and it's not gonna work with Hazel...

too much.

>>21970382
>goddamnit /co/ stop trying to turn me into a furry.
Most of us were indoctrinated into furry thanks to Looney Tunes and the like. Besides, it's no where near as bad as the people who get turned on by Xenomorphs and weird shit like that.

Besides, I don't count Hazel as furry, since her squirrel form is in no way sexy unless you're into beastiality, and she gets transformed into a human in the story.

>>21970382
>goddamnit /co/ stop trying to turn me into a furry.

If you're in denial like that it's already too late.

/tg/'s sergal-posting is what did it to me. Such cases.

>>21970382
You are full of lies.

>>21970382
Try being a scifi fan. That's the gateway to tons of fetishes.

>>21970382
>goddamnit /co/ stop trying to turn me into a furry.

We're sorry... we don't mean it...

Well, time to derail the thread. What turned YOU into a furry? What are your favorite examples of it?

For me it was this love/hate relationship.

>>21971137
>What turned YOU into a furry? What are your favorite examples of it?

I don't think it was anything specific. I remember that Gadget and Kanga were two of my first cartoon crushes.

Certainly THIS scene made me feel funny when I got a little bit older and watched it...

>>21971137
I have no idea. I grew up watching scifi and cartoons, so I guess that made me REALLY open minded. Characters like Callie and Demona probably made it a lot easier to like furries.

>>21971137

I don't think anything turned me into a furry, because I very honestly cannot be aroused by anything from my childhood.

Not even a wiggle down there. It has to be an original character (inb4ORIGINAL CHARACTER DO NOT STEAL) otherwise I just can't fap to it.

Definitely Lola Bunny.

>dat voice

>>21966825
>it's no where near as bad as the people who get turned on by Xenomorphs and weird shit like that.

oh you

>>21971450
She's almost as hot as Bugs in drag

>>21971116
I would sell my car for that statue.

I don't have a car.

>>21971663
>I would sell my car for that statue.

What would you do once you had it?

>what turned you into an "furheh"

>define "furheh"

>>21971744

Same thing as anyone else who wanted it.

there was a time when i cared.

there was a time when i believed i could control myself.

but things change. now, the only standard i have is pretty = green light.

>>21971476

fuck you. i preffer a murderous extraterrestrial than a pet.

it's the risk, the difference, the exotic organs and unknow feelings. deffinitely not a hairy girl with a long face and a tail.

>>21971838
>the only standard i have is pretty = green light.

That's the way to approach it, my friend? Why limit yourself? If you like it... do it.

>>21971895
I like aliens too...

>>21971895
that is what I was saying, I fucking love xenos

>>21971895
I prefer this version instead of HR Giger's rape metaphor.

>>21972166
What did you say?

>>21972266

Xenophilia is probably the most underrepresented least talked about thing ever

>>21972401
That's because it is against the Empire.

Xenophilia = Death.

>>21972454
Goddamn it, save that shit for /tg/.

>>21972477
But Star Wars is /co/ related.

>>21972519
>>21972454
>>21972266
Problem Stormtroopers?

>>21972454
>>21972519

>>21972477

/tg/ is not our lovely little western /d/ anymore.

its not even traditional games anymore.

>>21972519
Not the Star Wars, the "Xenophilia is bad." There are tons of /co/ related characters that fit under that definition and the whole "suffer not the alien" thing got old a long time ago.

>>21972542
No sir, just having a discussion sir.

Why'd you leave /v/, stormtrooperfag?

>>21972224

what the fuck is the point if its just a stupid anyme girl with glued on cosplay latex?

>>21972569
What the fuck is on /tg/ now? I stopped going there after the second sticky went up and it became nofunrobot.jpg

i kinda hoped Tali had a weirder face.

like a predator.

>>21972601
Well, for one, she'd be less likely to accidentally bite off your tongue and be able to talk to you.

>>21972614

Faci mod, the guy can't take criticism, bans things that are on topic but he doesn't like, and he is just a big fucknig cunt.

>>21972647

why would i want to talk? the point of it is that the weirdest and bizarre it is, the hottest.

just imagine that faceless metallic grin on your face, its breath steaming on your face, the hard exoesqueleton on your chest

and her tail up your ass

>>21972759
Honestly that doesn't appeal to me at all.

where do we talk about xenophilia?

>>21972793

wherever the opportunity arises, really.

>>21972771
Me neither. I mean, I down for some kinky shit, but I don't want to be on the verge of shitting myself whenever I bang my partner.

>>21972771

then you are not hardcore enough.

Did i hear Xenos? cause i could swear i heard Xenos!

ah, to be intimate with something co/mpletely alien...

>>21972971
Like a woman

>>21972971
Like another person?

>>21973076

Bitches rain on me man. that's why im looking for the newest shit

man what even happened to this thread

>>21973183

we fixed it.

>>21973247
I prefer my She-Venom's with hair and sexier tongues.

i love u guyz :3

>>21973183
Holy shit i've been updating this thread all day, I had to scroll to the top to remember that it started as a hazel thread.

Honest to god i thought this was /tg/

I met a fellow co/mrade at the store today
in the toy isle
looking at My Little Pony
"Brony."
"Brony."

silent dippits

>>21973634
Haha, oh wow.

Why no Saber & Hazel images have been made to date?

>>21973634

you fucking wish this was like /tg/ was

/tg/ fucking wishes it was like /tg/ was.

>>21974002

>>21973929

>1. Brony
>a bro-phony; people who are incapable of ever being bros but try. Also known as broser.
Just because you add man and dude to everything that doesnt make you a bro westin dailey, only a brony.

Very apt word for you faggots.

>this thread

Needs moar
http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/Uspez-Morbo/PorcoRosso/savoias-21-13.jpg

>>21974097
good one broseph

Let me remind you nice people what this thread was supposed to be about.

Bottom line.

Nice tits, nice ass, nice cunt, no penis, not a bitch = fuckable.

>>21973986
I second this notion

>>21974204

...squirrel sex?

I'm okay with that.

>>21974357
>Nice tits, nice ass, nice cunt, no penis, not a bitch = fuckable.
Exactly.

your absolutely right

>>21974528

looks like she's gathering nuts.

>>21974584

>>21974696
Is that a human being or a chimpanzee? I can't fucking tell.

>>21975624
It's supposed to be a human. The art style is a bit wonky though.

...this thread's still up?

>>21974026

that is not how Symbiote Black Cat is done.

>>21974357
>no penis
>fuckable
...

>>21976101
That's what happens when you bump them retard.

>>21976121
Here's a better pic.