For the last time, the thread doesn't have to be on the goddamn front page all the time.

Let the thing auto sage.
Only until the image limit is reached or it's about to 404 should you start a new one

Never post in threads started by Prince of Equestria !uiJYEJWTPw

>>/vp/3681045

This is why everyone hates ponyfags.
They're like /b/tards, they can't keep their shit on their own board.

I hope this works, I've never linked to another board before.

>>21871820
Hurrr

>>21871903
Awesome job. First Rate.

>Prince of Equestria !uiJYEJWTPw

>>21871903

FUCK

>>>/vp/3681045

>>21871983
>mfw I posted MLP to troll /vp/ and ended up trolling /co/ instead.

Is it bad that I was bored enough to start playing around with the audio transcriber on youtube again?

To the two or three innocent people that actually think of posting in this thread, a few heads up:

1) This is not the MLPgeneral, this is a troll thread. The actual general is right here:
>>21864362

2) That is not the correct general image. Don't save it. The real image is right here
http://pastehtml.com/view/1c9pkxb.html
Save that one.

3) Most likely, the OP will erase the thread halfways through a discussion. And even if he does not, a janitor will erase it. So don't bother using this thread as the replacement of the other MLPgeneral thread.

That is all.

>>21872023

Troll thread, do not migrate here.

>>21872055

INJUNS!

>>21872076
>>21872052

You mean the thread that's autosaging and almost hit image limit? Yeah, let's go use that one and leave this fresh one to rot! Christ.

Flutterguy can sing me to sleep anytime....

o hai guise I herd u like my little pony

>>21872106
>he doesn't know we've ridden autosage-ing threads to 500 and 600 posts before
>he thinks a Prince of Equestria pony thread is safe
Oh young filly, you have much to learn.

>>21872076

>>21872106
We will make another general if we deem it appropiate.

This thread is redundant, AND will get erased halfways throught it.

in during this thread gets deleted by the OP

>>21872148
GTFO oldfag

Friendly reminder.
The real MLP General is here:
>>21864362

You can always find it on mlp.wikia.com
When a new real MLP General is created, you'll know.

>>21872106
When it hits imagelimit I'm fine with moving. But until then starting another thread isn't really necessary.

The last one's almost hitting image limit

Is it weird that I ship Twilight and Spike?

This is a troll thread.

>>21872727
Better to post here than to make yet another thread.
In any case I've got the archiver chewing on this one so it's not like our conversation will be lost if/when OP decides to pull the rug out from under our feet.

>mfw most of this thread is people accusing OP of being a troll

>>21872518

He's a baby, dammit.

It's fine.

>>21872777
your face are 2 happy ponies and one raged?

>>21872825

Yes.

Okay Prince, I trust this thread. I'll give it the benefit of the doubt. I thought maybe you might be a mean MEANIEPANTS but it's too soon to judge.

I'll stay in here for now and see what happens.

btw
http://solidfiles.com/d/8628/
pikiewitch song here

Why the threads are so slow?
Where did all thr bronies go?

>>21872518
Shipping generally results from people seeing a strong dynamic between two characters and running with it as a possible form for a romantic relationship to take. Twilight and Spike have a strong dynamic. Thus, ships.

I wouldn't personally put that color on their relationship, though. They're close friends, partners, but in a more "older sister, younger brother" way. Seeing them as boyfriend and girlfriend would be... odd, for me.

What's a "bronie"? is that some kind of gay thing? @_@;;

>>21873040


WHERE DID AAAAALL THE BRONIES GOOO
LOOONG TIME PASSING
WHERE DID AAAALL THE BRONIES GOOOOOOO-OOO-OOOH
LONG TIME AGOOO

>>21873062
Odd...

Yep.

>>21873068
'Bronie'

Pormanteau of 'bro' and 'pony'.

So all these mlp guys hangin' with me in this thread are my pony bronies, homie.

>>21873120
Word.

>>21873120

Oh so it is a gay thing. Bla bla nvm lol

>>21873144

^_^

anyone want to listen to some good pony songs?
http://solidfiles.com/d/58fd/
http://solidfiles.com/d/933a/
http://solidfiles.com/d/8628/

Hey bronies, I have a date tonight. How late in to the relationship should I mention I like MLP? btw I'm a girl.

Okay guys I'm gonna make some pony sculptures in poses.

I'm going to make moulds and do copies for my bronies. What pony(ies) do you want as a collectible figure?

I'm dong this because Hasbro hasn't got on this shit yet. If they make some good merch I'll stop.

>>21873323
Depends on your personality. Some guys may find it cute, others will think it is stupid.

>>21873346
Pinkie Pie, of course.

>>21873346
awesome
do a derping derpy!
could you make also a tutorial for ponysculpting?

>>21873323

mention you like cartoons, he should ask what kinds and you can bring it up

>>21873323
>btw I'm a girl.
Whenever you want. Unless he is an asshat the wors that could happen is think "Girl doing girly stuff, business as usual." And if he is an asshat, bet you know sooner.

>>21873323
If you're a girl then it's a lot easier, since you don't have to overcome that "you watch shows for girls" stigma (although there's still the "30-minute kindergarten commercial" stigma). In any case it's nothing that you need to keep freakishly secret. Look for an opportunity to bring it up as a silly thing you happen to like - a quirk.

>>21873346
Luna/NMM, since Hasbro is unlikely to put one out themselves.
Also, pink-haired alicorn Celestia - Luna-proportioned, like she is in the opening myth before picking up the god-horse look.

>>21873372
This pose immediately came to mind when I was considering Pinkie Pie.

I thought maybe I could make her with a removable spotty tongue.:)

I could make a little table to use as a stand.

>>21873323

OK, this is weird. But ever since I was a little boy and G1 came out, I always wanted to find a girl who was into MLP. Even though I wasn't.

>>21873398

Probably not specifically on sculpting My Little Ponies, but I could probably include links to some sites that have tutorials about sculpting that are a lot more comprehensive than anything I could provide.

>>21873520
where do you live?

>>21873509
FFFFF- In before locked stream.

We were doing so well too....

http://www.hubworld.com/naughty-or-nice
Remember folks, the slider goes all the way up to 10.

>>21873582
that would be fine

>>21873699
And you can downvote the non-ponies.

>>21873509
WHAT THE DICKS, YOU DICKS.

post it in a jpeg

saw this show for the first time today. I didn't even know what the fuck "hub" was until I found it channel surfing.
I was surprise how fun this show was. It's got a certain wit abiout it and it's just generally fun.
I likes it. Good taste in shows, bros

Real mature, anon.

Anyone got any drawing request? I'm fresh out of ideas and pumped up on orange juice

A portal opens before you, out steps Princess Celestia.

She has a proposition for you, if you enter the portal you will be transported to Equestria and be turned into a pony, the rules are as follows: There is no coming back, your gender will remain the same, whatever your current age it will change to the ages of the ponies, and finally the type of pony you will become is completely random.

What do you do?

>>21873923
My Little Pony meets The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly.

>>21873907
Now I crave pancakes.

I want them served by ponies.

404 imminent in the old thread - moving synch image to this one

>>21873923

How about a WWF-type setting? The ponies are dressed like wrestlers (Dash as Ultimate Warrior for example) and yelling taunts in front of twilight holding a microphone dressed like Mean Gene

>>21873953
Hahaha. Gyahaha.
What A classic.
On It!

>>21873937
No coming back? Eh...turn her down, most likely. I'd take a photo of Celestia to sell to the world media and get rich from book deals and interviews though.

>>21873937

Go in...

If dictator Celestia world, lead resistance.
If world we know and love, live life helping out other ponies until I found out what it is I'm nest at.

Also, now /r/ something involving RD leading a resistance against dictator Celestia. Sounds badass beyond reason.

>>21873951
>bright yellow text

>>21873937
Decline. As awesome as it'd be to live there, I've got shit to take care of on Earth.

>>21873907
If someone could explain to me how to livestream the episodes I'll do it.

>>21873937

Tough call.

Honestly, i'd be stuck between yes and no.

Would it be choose then and there, or would she give me a few minutes to decide?

>>21873937
Go with Celestia?
And become an underaged deformed unicorn that can't use magic?
Uh.. No thanks. I know your ways Celestia!

>>21873923
There was something a few threads back theorizing about how Celestia looked before she got her power armor or whatever - basically that she was a white-and-pink version of Luna.

I'd like to see Luna and Solara playing together.

>>21873923

Highlander Twilight fighting Kurgan Trixie.

There can be only one.

>>21873953
"Is this a joke?"

"It's not a joke, it's a rope, Trixie. Now I want you to get up there and put your head in that noose."

>>21873923
Crossover with the Last Unicorn.
Maybe something with Dash fawning over the last unicorn and having a crush.
I dunno.

NEW STREAM BRONIES! MY REIGN WILL BE GLORIOUS!

livestream.com/madmilkcinema
livestream.com/madmilkcinema
livestream.com/madmilkcinema
livestream.com/madmilkcinema

>>21873923
Maybe...

Dethpony?

>>21874140
"There are two kinds of hooves my friend. Those who come in by the door, and those who come in by the window."

>>21874251

If you need to magic,
mthe looagic, don't talk.

>>21874251
Wow I think I need sleep.

"If you need to magic,
magic, don't talk."

>>21874312
"Every horn makes its own tune"

>>21874348
"You never had a rope around your neck. Well, I'm going to tell you something. When that rope starts to pull tight, you can feel Night Mare Moon bite your ass."

>>21874178
For a minute, I thought it's been done. But here's something similar.

Okay old thread has finally 404'd.

Just sayin'.

>>21874396
"Ponies with ropes around their necks don't always hang. Even a filthy beggar like that has a protecting angel."

>>21874223
Not ponies... so much better.

>>21874410
>I am groot
I have no idea why I laughed.

derpy's IHOP is down.
Who posted the link?

>>21874526
Probably because he is groot.

>>21873937
>same gender
>Rainbowdash will never love me

>>21873937

I'd probably say yes.

As long as i had no memory of earth. Then i wouldn't get homesick.

>>21873937

Nope. Becoming a pony means no thumbs, therefore no video games. Not to mention masturbation would be hard/awkward as fuck.

>>21874622

>wants Celestia to alter his memory

Enjoy being an eternal slave

>>21873937
Go for it? Become bros with big Mac?
That or, if Unicorn, study magic and become galdalf?

>>21873937
Why are you even considering this?

There's no internet on Equestria.

Just as soon as I'm done practicing my moves for the Wonderbolts...

Applebloom is too cute.

Requesting the picture of Applejack carrying Applebloom in her saddlebags.

Katsuragi Keima here. Ponies that are *not* heroines in dating sims are trash. especially the ones from ponyville.

>>21874864
Such a stud.

so is this thread legit or what?

>>21874847
>Applebloom wants Spike to like her

>>21874856

>>21873937
>gender remains the same
Fuck that noise I don't want to be a third class citizen.

Did the writefag who wrote this ever do more? I know they did alot of GRIMDARK ones, but did they do any more "Sad yet hopeful"?

>>21874918
Yes, it is legit.

Apparently it was a misunderstanding, or something, and even if it wasn't, and prince is a troll, we still have the archive so we can carry on with our inane discussions.

>>21874918
Dunno, probably not, waiting with the pic ready in case it 404.
Also, Twilight durple.

>>21873953
pffffft

>>21874847
Caught between "D'aaawwwww" and "I see what you did thar". I am pleased.

>>21875064
>mfw another one of my suggestions has been drawn by someone. Also when said drawing is posted while my iPod is playing the TGTBTU theme

would anyone object to more of that fa(n/p)fic of big mac trying to survive ponyville in mating season?

Daily dose:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzqWUy6jZJg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSjRac0rTYE#t=3m34s

WHo is the artist of these? They have a deviant or something?

>>21875124
Such a thing exists? Please deliver.

>>21875157
I don't know, but it scares me.

>>21875124
rather have it be fan than fap, humor is good.

>>21875124
yessir, yessir i would

>>21875023
I lol'd

>>21874933

>>21875157
Gotta be King Cheetah.

http://mlp.wikia[dot]com/wiki/My_Little_Pony_Friendship_Is_Magic_Wiki

It'd be great if you guys could help with this.

>>21875023
Okay, I laughed.

Drawfriend request:
Some sort of Megas XLR and MLP:FIM cross over.

>>21875141
Don't feel good .. been watching Wrap Up all day.
Hadn't gotten around to evil enchantress, though I did realize it and WWU would make a great daily dose kind of thing.

>>21875157
That would be King-Cheetah. Seems only his FA is still up.

>>21875157
That's King Cheetah or Shon Howell. Plugging either into a search should get you the links you're looking for.

alright....

knowing his sister, big mac had about 5 minutes of a head start, by then he could duck into the nearby woods and navigate his way out...but without supplies he wouldn't get far. as he ran he racked his brain for places he could grab some food before skipping town, and as he came to the forests edge he remember that one yellow pegasus had a house near the forest...if he was lucky, big mac could slip in there, "borrow" some veggies and be gone before she realized.
of course, this plan was dangerous, it was tantamount to escaping one storm by running into another storm, hoping its eye was a bit wider.

'Sup, bitches?

>>21875157
>>21875256
http://shonhowell.deviantart.com/

Streamin' ponies: livestream.com/madmilkcinema

So nobody's running the alpha beta charlie channels anymore?

>>21875350
You sure as fuck aren't streaming ponies.

>>21875296

Hah!! Love it.

>>21875066
Could you explain what s/he did there?

Drawfag request:
This image, but with Applejack and Big Macintosh.

>>21875309
Oh wow the waist isn't horribly retarded on this one.

>>21875256
http://shonhowell.deviantart.com/art/MLP-FiM-Pinkie-Pie-01-187852469?q=gallery%3Ashonhowell%2F252325
08&qo=0

FOund it

the forest was full of noise. birds chirped, squirrels chattered, twigs snapped as big mac blazed a trail through the underbrush. his lack of a compass being a serious problem, he was taking guesses at this point on how to get to that pegasus' house. the only thing he was going on was since the mare was the closest thing to an animal doctor in town, there'd be a lot of animals near her house and thus was just following the noise. though after the fourth time this plan had come up empty....he wondered if it was a sign that he needed to switch up tactics.

>>21875404

Casuals don't realize that Spike likes Rarity and Apple Bloom is dressed up like Rarity in order to gain his affections.

This is just like pokemon threads on /v/ nothing but rows and rows of it until they had to store those fuckers into there own section. I wonder if that will happen.

>>21875513

pony segregation!

Almost done with these...

Thanks for making the wiki awesome, everyone!
mlp.wikia.com

>>21875375
Nope. It's MEGAS MOTHER FUCKER

>>21875513

>>21875513

mfw that happen

but seriously though, i don't think it'll happen and it shouldn't

There ya go!

Can someone post the "Assuming Direct Control" macro?

>>21875563
Agreed. The context is the same (Topic that spans through multiple boards), but the problem was that everyone on /v/ were essentially "LOL MATURE GAMES FOR MATURE GAMERS LOL" while here it's somewhere along the lines of "son you watching your girl cartoons again."

after the 6th or so bramble patch big mac accidentally trotted through, he came upon a proper path. "gotta lead somewhere" he mumbled to himself as he slowed his pace and kept his eyes open. the dirt path turned to cobble, and as he crossed a small bridge over a brook he finally came upon the house of the pegasus...while it felt wrong to rob the poor girl, big mac assured himelf he would pay her back when the town as a whole stopped thinking with their nethers and were right 'n logical.

does anyone have the download links for the episodes?

>>21875692
Also, Pokemon will not die, at least for a while. We can all agree on that. Also, Pokemon has both a successful anime and a successful game. MLP just has a show, with only 1 generation worth discussing, and there's not even a guarantee that there will be a second season.

>>21875797
>filename
Are you implying that /co/ will want to get Rarity wet as soon as we meet her?
You dove! PSSHAW

Kyon should have picked his words more carefully when he said ponytails turned him on.

>>21875836

The rest of /co/ is merely overreacting. I s'pose if fans overreact, the ones that dislike that same thing try to outdo them... or vice-versa.

I would become a streamer for my bronies, but there's only one problem:

If this >>21873907 is what the common result will be, then what's the point?

>>21875887

>>21875920
That's not always the result. Try and try again.

>>21875920
Be subtle about posting. Put it in an image, don't spam it. Also don't put it in this thread now.

>>21875836

at least season 1 has 26 episodes

What's the big deal with streaming? Why not watch it on youtube?

>>21876053

It's about talking with other bronies while watching.

>>21876053

commentary from your fellow bronies make it more entertaining to watch...when the commentary is good anyway

>>21875996
>>21875998

well, you see. I used to have an old channel, but someone reported that old channel because I was streaming pokemon on /vp/.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZGM4uaQ93I

>wtf am I watching

There's a pony thread on /u/:
>>>/u/977870

If you decide to come over, be nice and avoid try to avoid candyvags. Some of the natives are a bit hostile.

There was some interest in this early in the afternoon, and it is now finished:

mp3 of Pinkie Pie Songs from episode 2, 3, 6, 9

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=ZGG344E3

3 minutes of singing from Pinkie Pie

>>21876053
It can be funner to watch shows with other people.

>image related

>>21876126

SHE LOOKS LIKE A MOTHERFUCKING ACTUAL HORSE! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE AMUSED BY THIS?! IS THE FUCKING MORON THAT CREATED THIS CHANNEL LIKE TRYING TO MAKE ME FEEL AROUSED? In truth though...

Nope. Not aroused at all.

Superior show for superior people such as myself:livestream.com/madmilkcinema

>>21875532
Where is this? Do I just type in my little pony wiki on Google or what?

>>21875736

moar?

>>21876245
No.

>>21875797

se ve como un perrito

>>21876264

theres been like 5 paragraphs and no ones fucked
what the hell

http://vocaroo.com/?media=vz2ROVLIqL6d6o2jh

Can someone please post download links for the highest quality version episodes for MLP? Thanks in advance.

>>21876315
ha!

>>21876340

>>21876323
That's because last time when it got to the fucking everyone wanted it to stop

>>21876323
I think the idea is that it'll be a tour of ponyville in heat, with Big Mac narrowly escaping one situation after another.
too bad he can't run from Twilight's teleport hax

>>21875532
Wiki needs this.

>>21876340

Not the right tonality, I'm afraid.

>>21876434

well yeah, but now big mac is gonna meet fluttershy in heat...huh, what would a horny fluttershy be like?

>>21876158

>>21876472

"YOU GONE GIT RAPED"

c'mon! MOAR fanfiction!

>>21876459
You're right, but it was cool to hear someone try it.

>>21876459

I'll go higher then.

http://vocaroo.com/?media=vxNGJFvAb2zNjFJ0n

I'm using the beginning of applebuck season as a reference.

>>21876472
Quiet, polite, a generally repressed personality with proof of an underlying agression...

Rape. Pure and simple rape.

>>21876393
http://plu­s4­ch­an.org/b/co/res/98088+50.html#104661

unlike the forest, the clearing fluttershy's house occupied was silent. big mac slowly cantered up to the door, and nudged it open, craning his head into the empty house to check for any assailants. satisfied with the continued lack of screaming and snarls, he "tip-toed" into the house. his first stop was the kitchen...which had numerous containers labeled for various vegetables, but they were all raw. he filled up a saddle-bag with carrots and moved on. as he came up to the second floor looking for blankets, he finally began to hear something...soft moans and scratching noises coming from behind a closed door.

>>21876527

Fanfiction...

...one of the few times I wish I wasn't a writefag

...also hating myself for considering complying with the wishes of my fellow bronies...just please, for the love of Equestria, NO fap-fiction.

>>21876599

>scratching noises

... is it... Spike?

>>21876569

hey, at least you gave it a shot.

>>21876606

>NO fap-fiction

>>21876606

Strictly PG Big Mac and Fluttershy love fic, where they have a picnic or something?

>>21875976
Now I crave a Haruhi pony. Her cutie mark would definitely be the SOS brigade logo.

>>21876675

It's better that way, it doesn't help that /co/ thinks we're scum of the earth right now.

inb4 Twilight/MLP crossover fapfic

>>21876606
LYK OMG MAEK RAINBOW DASH AND FLUTTERSHY FAWK!

I kid, of course. Epic crossover fanfic. pic related

>>21876688
Resistance is futile, my child.

I might as well informed the people who came to my site.

Administrator of Civilchan here and I apologize for the server dump.

I'm working on getting everyone back to normal.

My server host advised me to seek out a temporary host.

Good-day.

all things considered...blankets werent that huge a priority anyway. as quietly as his size would permit, big mac crept back down the stairs and made his way to the living room, a stroke of luck must have come down upon him, because there was another blanket right there in her...living room? it didnt have much furniture, just a large, low table with pillows and blankets thrown around. but as luck giveth, luck taketh away. in a moment of excitement big mac pulled out a blanket from under a pillow, sending the pillow flying into a hat-rack...the hat-rack teetered, and big mac could only watch with utter terror as it crashed into the wall, making a loud and (apparently) suprising thunk, followed by a horrified shriek from upstairs.

>>21876599

G-go on... squeak.

>>21876720

Wow, the sex in this story sucks bad. Do we have any MLP: FiM fap-fiction where the author might have actually tried to make something arousing?

i think il stop here and let someone else do their fanfic.
big mac can escape rapist clutches later, right?

>>21876859
Do you like homofic? Because Jimbo did a homofic of Celestia's royal guards.

>>21876688

...alright...here goes nothin'...

Applebuck continues to be my favorite episode considering all the scenarios you can play off it
--------------------------------------------------------------------

Bic Mac was glad Applejack had finally decided to get some help from her friends. He was starting to get worried with how she had been trudging through exhaustion. With his injuries healed, he would have liked to help too, but the doctors insisted that he try not to carry any more apple baskets for at least another week.

As he surveyed the work they had accomplished, Fluttershy walked by. She was carrying one of the apple baskets, but seemed to be having a bit of trouble with the weight.>>21876688

>>21876900

>mlp homofic

What the...

How...

Why? Why would you do that? Why does every fanbase has to be the same?

>>21876859
http://plus4chan.org/b/co/res/98088.html#102383

>>21876599
>>21876815

/r/ing a re-do of that pic where bo peep is caught masturbating by woody, shoop fluttershy and big macs heads in

>>21876865

O-okay. So...

"A-and they all m-made the sex until dawn and... uhm... and they lived happily forever... squeak."

>>21876606
>NO fap-fiction

Damn how am I gonna end my fic were Luna takes on a young female apprentice to train in the ways of astronomy and star making, all while bonding and becoming more intimate with each, while Celestia gets jealous of their burgeoning romantic relationship now?

So according to /co/ canon, Big Mac and Applejack are incestuous, Rainbow Dash is a lesbian, Pinkie Pie moonlights as Ponyville's Batman, and Spike will grow up and be with the main cast as each one dies, the final death being Twilight.

this whole thread.

>>21876969
Hey, it's what Jimbo does.
There's also a Gilda/Pinkie Pie humans fapfic.
They're all somewhere in these threads
http://arch.413chan.net/
LOL GOOD LUCK FINDING THEM!

>>21876989

you kiddin? big mac still had 4 more main cast and possibly derpy and/or the mayor to dodge!

>>21877029

>>21876989

you kiddin? big mac has like 4 more cast members, and maybe derpy and/or the mayor left!

>>21876720

Wow, somebody saved that thing. I'm honestly surprised.

I don't see Big Mac being a lady's man- especially to Fluttershy. Perhaps the ground he steps on could simply make the ladies swoon and shake. He seems like one of those dudes that works so hard that he's oblivious to what's going on outside his work.

>>21877042
>>21877075

...hivemind?

>>21877002

My heart skipped a beat when I finished reading and comprehending that. Now... FINISH IT.

>>21877011

applejack is incestous, big mac just went along with it for a while, but knows that sooner or later theyre gonna have to stop.

>>21876922 cont.

A gentlecolt would never leave a filly in distress, so Big Mac strolled over to Fluttershy. The shadow cast by his large form loomed over her, and she gazed upward at him with meek eyes. Her wings clung to her sides and she started to shake from fear.

"You look like yer havin' a bit of trouble," Big Mac said. "Would ya like some help?"

There were a few mumbled words and a squeak before Big Mac understood her hesitation.

"Ain't nothin' to be scared of," he assured her. "Just slide off the apple basket in front of me and I'll do the rest."

>>21877079
I love you, Apples. DO MORE!

I'm not much of a fan of these ships and fanfics... but I do enjoy the feeling of a sinking heart at times.

>>21877122
I would, but man I have a terrible track record with fanfic.

Besides, I haven't even finished the beginning, were the young pony who has recently become obsessed with stargazing, spots Luna through a telescope and develops a crush on her.

>>21877242

>>21877201

More what specifically?

>>21877242

the trixie one really gets to me

>>21876900

>homofic of Celestia's royal guards.

I remember that from awhile ago. It was pretty awful, sad to say. Jimbo seems to be recycling bits and pieces of that story too for yet another homofic.

We are blessed with excellent drawfriends, but our fap-fiction writers outright suck. Hopefully it will even out as the show becomes more and more popular.

>>21877242

I remember reading these back in the day.

Oh Trixie... how I do so wish to accompany you and share your joys and sorrows.

But the occasional bleeding lip and Hepatitis B would make the situation awful.

>>21877374

id just be a selfish prick, sure id be her assistant but id laugh at her fuckups

>>21877370

I apologise, I'd never written fapfic before and I didn't really *want* to anyway. Maybe one day I'll get better. But probably not because that's a lame thing to be good at.

>>21877154 cont.

Fluttershy did as Big Mac instructed her and backed away slowly from the apple baskets. Big Mac bent his neck down between the band that connected the apple baskets and lifted them onto his body. It was a bit of a strain on his neck, but as the apple baskets began to weigh on his torso, his back felt like it was on fire.

Fluttershy watched Big Mac closely and noticed the stress he was putting himself under. Fluttershy hated seeing anypony in pain and she started to worry. She followed him from a safe distance to see if he would make it back to the barn okay, and frowned when she saw him collapse onto his side just a few trots away from the front door.

"Oh my goodness," Fluttershy rushed over to him. "Are you alright?"

MLP: FiM, the RPG.

Thoughts, /co/?

>>21877370

I consider myself a decent fap-fic writer, but I really don't want to pervert MLP like that. Sorry.

>>21877429

>that's a lame thing to be good at

You'd be surprised what people can appreciate when it's done well.

When did /co/ start tolerating furries?

>>21877504

Eh, I only read until I cum, then I don't care to read anymore.

>>21877370

>>Stop liking what I don't like!

>>21877551

Not everybody here is furfag. There are plenty of people who just like the cartoon. It's sad when everybody only notice the few perverted fucks and claim them to be the whole fanbase.

>>21877551
when your mom refused to shave

Started working on this today. I'm not good at this, so it will take me awhile to finish. But I got tired of requesting stuff from drawfags, so I became one.

>>21877575

I read through the entire thing, judge it overall, then decide whether or not to fap to it.

Unfortunately, by the time I get the toilet paper and lubricant out, my headache's got to me and all I can think of is needles and SHOO BE DOO's. I could jerk off to the sea ponies instead, if I couldn't see the needles.

>>21877646

I have no idea what is going on in that picture, but at least you contributed something. Keep it up!

It's sad when virgins have to talk about Ponys to have fun.

>>21876264

>>21877689
SHOO BEE DOO

SHOOP SHOOP BEE DOO

>>21877575 Eh, I only read until I cum

So you only read for 9 seconds?

>>21877729
repost of the beginning of that story

the barn was silent for a few minutes, until the clop clop of hooves broke it. he could tell applejack was right out there, her sexual urges taking over her logical mind...her hips aching and body hot, her....oh no
for what felt like the hundredth time this morning, big mac began panicking...he started thinking about granny smith, cold water, and an assortment of ideas and images passed through his head, but to no avail...

"damnitall" big mac mumbled to himself as his erection grew...a more educated mind would know this was simply due to pheromones...but big mac is not educated.

in her single-minded state, it did not take long for her to notice the black...thing poking out of the bale of hay, and big mac yelped in suprise when he felt something warm and wet on his tip.
"mmm..."applejack enjoyed the taste, and big mac did not want to move or startle her...one of his favorite body parts dangerously close to rows of teeth.

in a moment of clarity, big mac got an idea.

"sis, turn around a second" he said simply, he didn't have to bother with phrasing or other word-play...in this mood, applejack was easy to talk to.
and just plain easy, applejack exposed herself to big mac, patiently waiting for her older brother.
what she got however, was much shorter than she expected, but more maneuverable. big mac began eating his sister out, figuring this technically wasn't incest...and if he was lucky, would tire her out before things escalated

big mac was sure this would scar him for life, but it was better than the alternative...
a few minutes after they began, applejack fell to the ground, her legs like jelly and her tongue hanging out the side of her mouth. she was in no condition to run, and big mac used this to his advantage. he took off from the barn, spitting the...juices out of his mouth, and making promises to celestia to redeem himself for the sin he just commited.

>>21877758

Depends on the fapfic. Sometimes I don't even get hard.

>>21877623
Right. You like it for the witty dialogue and inventive plots.

Confound these ponies

they drive me to gambling

When are you faggots gonna stop talking about Ponies and start talking about other Toddler Cartoons?

>>21877809

Naw, we figured posters like you out long ago

>>21877809

No, I like it because it's fun. Have you seen it? The visual gags are actually funny, animation and voice acting are great. What's not to like?

>>21877831
Hope they bet on the Grand Chawhee, 'cause it's his birthday

>>21877862
Yeah! Just like Dora!

>>21877432

"Ah'll...be just fine," Big Mac said, breathing heavily as he scooted out from between the apple baskets and stood on his hooves. "Don't know about the apples, though?"

Under Big Mac's weight, the apples in one basket had been either crushed completely or horribly bruised. If he couldn't carry them, he could at least drag them into the barn. He clamped his teeth around the band and started to pull. A sharp pain shot through his sides and he fell to his knees.

"Ow," he grunted.

"You're not fine at all," Fluttershy frowned at him. "Please, tell me where it hurts?"

"It's my back and my sides," Big Mac sighed. "Guess the doc' was right about me not bein' ready."

Fluttershy pressed one of her hooves lightly against Big Mac's side and began to massage his aching muscles. His body began to relax as Fluttershy worked, but his pride was still hurt.

"Sorry about makin' ya worry and take care of me like this," Bic Mac said.

"Please," Fluttershy smiled at him. "It's no trouble at all. I had to do the same after my friend Angel the bunny got his paw trapped under a rock."

"Ah don't know about any bunnies," Big Mac smiled at her. "But yer certainly my angel today, Fluttershy."

>>21877930
Dora is brainwashing American youths into accepting illegal immigrants into our communities.

>>21877930

Ok, now it's just obvious trolling.

>>21877787
I'm pretty sure this was an add-on by another anon

>>21877683
3 derpys in one scene, my brainnnnnn

another thread ruined by furfags

god damn guys, sometimes I just want to talk about the show y'know?

>>21877646
I find this amusing, but I'm surprised Rarity was up for something like it. I would think she'd react a bit more like pic related.
Now I kind of want a Rarity version of this

>>21877989

Agreed...

>>21877933

was gonna do a thing after where Applejack got mad at him for workin' when he wasn't supposed to but i decided to just end it there.

>>21878049

Nooo, continue!

>>21878034

Oh wow, I didn't notice the three Derpy clones till you guys pointed them out.

>>21878073
>>21877933

I'm dying of a heart attack from all this cuteness, thanks assholes.

>>21878049
Pwease continue?

>>21877595

Don't worry Jimbo, I like your stories!

>>21878143

...aw man...apple bloom....seriously...

>>21878159

Really? Fuck, that's pretty awesome. Thanks bro. Lemme know if you got any requests. I'm working on a backlog right now, but I'm gonna catch up over the break.

>>21878188
Pweeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?

>>21878188
Purty please?

>>21878305
>>21878266

uggghhhhh......this better not be a samefag....

>>21878344

Don't you continue

don't you fucking do it!

So... you guys wanted writefaggotry?

***

Spike relished his groinsaw's roar as he withdrew the flesh-choked blade from the astronaut's ruined skull. He turned to Twilight, thrusting her bloody, retina-covered pelvis with elfin fervor.

"How does Fluttershy taste, Twilight?"

Twilight spat out an eyeball. "Like some pony with eyes."

Spike ducked an astronaut's poison barbed fist, digging his groinsaw into the beast's abdomen and letting the spray of viscera wash over his elfin space armor. The skulls' eye sockets on his shoulders grew brilliant with an infernal cast and vomited a bolt of light through an astronaut; he was thrown back against the deathwall, his flesh boiling in another dimension.

Twilight slapped Spike, who giggled.

Twilight reminded herself to kill herself later.

"Twilight, look out!"

Spike's groinsaw screamed as it flew off the armor, rocketing through the air like an early dream of mankind. It flew through three astronauts who dropped their hellspears as the saw cut a hole in the ground beneath them so they fell to hell and the demonic spheres rape them to this day, boys and girls.

>>21878344
Nope. Just two like minded ponyfans.

>>21878399
>>21878266
>>21878344
>>21878188
>>21877933

...all the doubles related to it...

>>areyallawizard.jpg

>>21878399

Don't be such a prude, Applejack.

>>21878445

Listen here, I don't need you puttin' all these ideas in mah sister's head

Now go on, get!

>>21878401

What...

I think we're going crazy
Things don't even faze me
Her left eye is lazy
Nicotine and gravy
Miracles amaze me
She looks so Israeli
Love the way she plays me
I think I'm going crazy

>>21878401

>Spike's groinsaw screamed as it flew off the armor, rocketing through the air like an early dream of mankind.

I found this sentence very amusing for some reason.

>>21878225

Just keep doing what yer doing!

>>21878489

i think you better reign yourself in there and relax, sweet cheeks. She's a big girl.

>>21878489
>>21878445
>>21878399
>>21878305
>>21878266
>>21878143
>>21878049

somepony screencap this for the love of god!

>>21878401

you are all gay

"Now, Spike."

Spike knelt before his master.

Twilight withdrew her guitar, Fuckslayer, from a dimension where all screamed for naught.

Wrought from the silver heart of heaven's false promise, laced with vessels that pulsed with angel's menstrual blood, hewn from the horns of Satan's generals, it laughed as it was set loose, a laugh that only Twilight could hear, but no one could share.

Twilight swung the guitar through Spike's chicken neck. She took the head of her fallen dragonslave and tore open her stomach, stuffing the head inside. Twilight vomited steam and summoned a great meteor from space to smash into Ponyville and kill everyone there, for no reason at all. A vision then appeared. It was Celestia, entombed in her cursed mummy armor, calling Twilight from her Moonbase which wasn't on a moon.

"Twilight, you must rock the fuck out."

Twilight channeled her rage through Fuckslayer. The angel blood boiled as she summoned the great meteor, swathed with the blood of the tiny fucklings at Ponyville, leapt onto it, and flew into space. She encased the entire meteor in a wreath of holy fuckfire and flew through Mercury, killing the fuck out of it. Then she sent Mercury's carcass into Venus, killing the fuck out of it and making every vagina in the galaxy explode, and inside every vagina a booby sang of mortal life's fleeting precipice.

Twilight then did fly her meteor through space, punching astral vampires in half with her hooves encased in fuckfire and throwing their ruined heads into the past where they bit cavemen on mars so that history changed and now there are vampire cavemen on mars. Twilight received another vision from Celloesta, who was having tea and chumpits with the president of Pangea.

"Care to have tea, Twilight?"

"You know how I hate chumpits."

>>21878401
>mfw nothing

>>21878585

That's not what I pay my therapist to say!

FANFICTION SOMEONE?

DERPY: THE FANFIC
BY DERPY
(MLP/Eisenhower Administration crossover)

IN SPRINGTIME I MET A FORK.

HIS NAME: CLOYDES.

CLOYDES AND I WERE IN LOVE, BUT THEN I LEARNED THE TRUTH.

FORKS ARE ALL GIRLS.

DERPY ISN'T INTO GIRLS.

EXCEPT WHEN I AM.

THE NEXT DAY, HAVING TEA WITH THE YOGURT KING, I FOUND OUT A SECRET OF MYSELF:

INCHWORM.

>>21878606
>"Twilight, you must rock the fuck out."
Lost my shit.

Twilight slammed her book shut. It wasn't really a book, because the pages were made of lasers and the words were made of headless women making godless love to dragons made out of motorcycles, but it was still reading.

"Cellybelly, if you don't stop, we'll starve, and no one will be around to kill everyone in the universe if we get around to bringing everyone back to life after we killed them."

"I am no longer Cosmica."

The ancient mare dropped some of the planets she was juggling.

"The worlds have shifted. I am Celesticop, of the Darkmeal."

She flexed one of her legs, which was made of pistols, and kicked a planet in half.

"Bugger your Darkmeal, faggart of a thousand suns."

Celesticop sniffed.

"And what of it? Is it a sin, should a mare feel like faggarting a sun or a thousand? Why should the suns heave through the void, if not to be skewer't bypon ourn fagpoles?"

Twilight cast a glance at the book. Unsavory sounds emanated from a particularly damned chapter. She was hungry. She looked at a nearby cup. It had a faded brown film on the bottom. She thought about chumpits.

Whats with these pussy fanfics?
God they're so boring.
Look. I got a fan fic for you.

One day out in the hay laid Big 'JT' Macintosh exausted from working at the Apple Store all day selling useless Ipads and junk that he didn't really understand.

Out of nowhere comes that skank Rarity and shes like "Big mac fuck me hard yo" and Hes all like "Naw bitch I'm too tired for that shi." SO he gets up and hops into his limo spotting the shutter shades and drives the hell up out of there.

But then that bitch Derpy hooves with the weird eyes had snuck in the back seat. She grabbed the wheel and crashed his ride yo!

Mac rolled out of the car being all like "Shit you crazy bitch" And Derpy was all like. "You better rape me now bitch or I'll fucking kill" So she pulled his dick out and did the nasty mmyeah somethinsomethin.

Later Big 'JT' Macintosh got home and Granny was all like. "Appleblooms fucking up in school again." And Big 'JT' Macintosh was like. "Holler at me later old bitch. I aint got time for that."

Then my boy Big 'JT' Macintosh walked up to his room and that short stop dragon Spike was all like "Yo my dawg Big Mac. All the hoes in Equestria are in your room ready for some sweet orgy lovin yall" but Big 'JT' Macintosh was too cool so he was like "Fuck that shit bitch. I only fuck with the best."

So Big 'JT' Macintosh hijacked a pegasus to fly to that royal place and knocked all the guards out. The Goddess Celestia was all "Omg Big Mac ur so sexcy I want you in me for real." But then that hoe Luna was like. "Naw Naw" So she went super saiyan or watever. Darkyness Nightmare moon form.

And Darkyness was all like "Bitch I'm from the hood you aint gonna just come over here and take my Big mac bitch. I paid and everything." So Celestia was like "Why don't we share him" and so they all fucked yall. The end.

Also Big 'JT' Macintosh became a god somehow.
Fo Sho

>>21878670
Wrong image, I apologize. My response was positive.

i write one fanfic of luna and big mac
--
Luna was in hers royal chamber looking over Pony Ville
L-the same as every night, nothing has change in all this year’s, every pony is sleeping in the nights and never paid attention in the nights I create for them –
Luna start to feeling the same loneliness that she feels one thousand years ago
MV-you know this will never change- Luna startle after hearing the mysterious voice
L-who is there, show yourself I order you-
MV-o darling do you no remember me –
L –stop hiding- Luna claim
MV- I’m not hiding darling, I’m here I always be with you-
L-where you are-
MV-darling darling just look to your right-
When Luna turn around the only thing she can see is a mirror
L-there’s only a mirror stop joking with me-
MV-I’m not joking come closer and you will see-
Luna gets closer to look better the mirror at first sight she looks hers image reflecting in the mirror
L-it’s only my reflection –
MV- try again-
When Luna look again the mirror, there’s the image of a black mare whit unicorn horn and Pegasus wings with a morphing stars mane
L-woaaaa who are you –
MV- I’m your other half darling, I’m nightmare moon-
L- you are the cause that I’m imprisoned for a thousand years, alone-
NM-I just want to give you watt you want darling, the power to show all the ponies our wonderful nights –
L- I won’t listen you not again-
NM-look again over the Pony Ville, no one is appreciating our nights, no one –
L- may be you are right –
Looking over the entire village Luna start to thinking to hear nightmare again
NM-just let me take control again and we will show them the beauty of our nights-
L-hey wait what’s that-
Looking in the hills near to Pony Ville Luna saw someone who is not sleeping
L-why that pony is not sleeping I need to know-
Luna use hers powers to transport her to the hills near to Pony Ville to investigate

>>21878718
When she arrive she start to search for that pony she saw
L-where he go I need to find him-
After a few time of searching Luna found the mysterious pony se saw he was sitting on the top of a hill looking to the sky
When Luna gets close she can distinguish the pony he has red fur and blond mane and a green apple as cute mark stallion
L-an apple? –
He hear Luna whisper and turn around surprised that he is not the only one in the hills in that moment
BM- hu…. O hi what are you doing here is too late -
L-hi I can ask you the same–
BM- well I come here to appreciate this beautiful night-
L-really-
BM-yup...-
L-but why are you here and not in your home in Pony Ville-
BM- mmm… because here is the best place to see all this magnificent night-
L-you really think that-
BM-yup-
L-hear that make me feel happy-
BM-and what about you little mare-
L-me… well I saw you here and I want to know why you don’t are sleeps like the other ponies-
BM-because is a full moon night and I love to come here every full moon when the night is more beautiful-
L-I love these nights to-
Luna sits near Big Macintosh and both spends all the night chatting and when the sunrise was near both start to say goodbye
L-I forgot what your name is-
BM-call me Big Macintosh and yours little mare-
L-Luna … well Big Macintosh I have to go now can we meet again in the next full moon-
BM-yup… I will be here-
L-good bye… and Big Macintosh-
BM- yup-
L- thanks-
With this last words Luna banish at the same time the sun rise up for a new day in Pony Ville
End of the first night

>this thread

ah drinking whiskey sour, watching MLP, chatting with bronies.

Life is good.

>>21877971
That's cool. Social awareness and stuff.

>>21878668

Twilight had found some food. It was guarded by three and a million thousandsurf ninjas, for it was the last food on Surf Ninja Moon X. The ecology had been decimated by surf ninjas, so the last food was a cabbage and mustard sandwich. Twilight squatted in the ruins of a castle which had been many skulls arranged to resemble one large one. It had been poorly done, with the cheeks fading into an amateurishly executed jaw line. The silent killers of the night had negated their innate advantage by only plying their craft on surf boards. During the day.

Twilight was about to eat her cabbagewich when a man in a tuxedo appeared from behind nothing much. He stood ten feet tall and his head seemed wrapped in unwrappable darkness.

"I am Rape Radbury. I write critically acclaimed fiction that always turns into fact. That's why I have more money than anyone."

Twilight dug a bit of cartilage out of the cabbagewich and continued chewing.

"Would you care to discuss one of my books? I hear that my..."

Twilight fished out another bit of cartilage. It was a cartilage and mustard sandwich.

"You shouldn't believe what everyone says about me. I took a shower with my cousin, once. And I have racist thoughts."

A nibbet of yellow cartilage landed on Rape's shoe. He thought about his cousin.

>>21878698
Why does gangsta adding talk to fanfics always make me lose it?!

The inquisitors were torturing Twilight.

First, Ignatius used the rock.

Then Billy asked Twilight if she wanted to read his BDSM blog. Twilight was so surprised that her saddle flew right off. She was wearing women's underpants.

The inquisitors were wearing them, too.

They realized that they were all men of the lord.

Somebody please archive this shit.

>>21878755

Does anyone else get old versions of pages when they browse the /co/ mlp wiki logged out?
http://mlp.wikia.com
When I log in, everything's fine, but when I log out the pages revert to old versions.

>>21878698

THIS IS THE GREATEST THING EVER

Twilight awoke to the throaty grumble of a rape ape.

Not a rape ape, but the rape ape, the last of his kind after the subjugation of the rapeforest. His people once graced the canopy, their penile digits proudly grasping the vines as they swung through the night, their hundreds of sweaty simian dongs trailing a now-fetid memory in the rape ape's watering eye. As his ocular ducts began to well with ancestral pride, so too did the countless meaty members sprouting from the rape ape's every hairy inch. From his eye sockets, ear holes, even his calloused toes, a penile font of cry-juice birthed a deluge.

Twilight observed this with consternation, as she was tied to a table. Neither magic nor supracosmic strength would free her from her bonds. Had this creature access to an unknown material of deistic strength? Or did the rape ape have a secret yet more baffling?

Twilight squinted so she could see the subatomic strings of the ropes. She began tossing antimatter at them with her mind as a group of children entered the rape ape's hiding place. They were well-groomed and impeccably attired, and there were 5.8 of them, just enough to represent an array of genders and races that would leave no one unhappy, save for the Eskimos. They were on their own, as far as the rape ape was concerned.

"Why do you cry, rape ape?" asked child 3.2.

The rape ape, unwilling to hide its greasy primate cock tears, hung its head, and gravity coaxed the eye wangers downward. It tied them together into a bow atop its head, to be pretty for its guests.

"We are bound in this ligature of lingam, brother rape ape," said child 4.6.

The children surrounded rape ape, holding their hands, and began to sing. Twilight was transfixed as she watched the children, gently swaying with the song, float skyward. The little ones began to orbit the rape ape, who was convulsing as though stricken by the seizure devil. As the song increased in tempo the childflesh bubbled and merged into a spinning wonder turbine. The fleshy kidmass sprouted hair and groin dribblers just like the rape ape, and sprayed confetti into skies of past and future, setting the constellations aflame with the opalescent of the perished rape apes. An explosion of color and hair left Twilight Sparkle alone and still bound. She thought about sandwiches.

>>21878934

>>21878698
>Fanfic involving Big Mac, Celestia, Nightmare Moon and Derpy
Love it.
>Used my picture that horribly made.
Love it more!

>>21878934

>>MFW this entire fucking story

Twilight Sparkle awoke in a pit that reeked of hot sauce. She could feel viscous fluid under her fingernails, burning the tender skin. Everywhere were white bags bulging with foul product. They were diapers stuffed with chicken bones and hot sauce, their foul odor blossoming in the muffled dark. Twilight's nostrils begged her brain for mercy. She flew upwards, away from the saucy mysteries below. The smell grew faint, calling her to return. Twilight ignored their lies, flying beyond the lips of her prison. She was in a laboratory, with machines that had no purpose beyond blinking lights and soft hums.

"Hello, my boy son! You make a father so good!"

Twilight had flown out of the nose of an old man. This man wore a white coat, yet was drawn by the hand of an idiot. His voice came not from his mouth, but from elsewhere, a sad attempt at humanity.

"I know you'll do so well! Now you choose!

The man reached into his coat and laid out three diapers, each brimming with the spicy bones of the nose prison. He removed his head and stuck it on a spike on the counter, to keep it from rolling away. The diapers began to stir as creatures clawed out of bony wombs. Arrayed before Twilight was a turtle, the reptilian body so frail that it seemed an afterthought to the shell, a bald weasel with toothpicks for legs, and a wrinkled thumb in a glass of water. The old man's head called out from the spike.

"Everyone has one! Make your best friends for life!"

Twilight drank the glass of thumb water and spat the thumb at the old man's head.

***

Fin

How was it?

>>21878998
>>21879001

boondock hivemind

>>21878998
*that's horribly made
>_>

>>21877933

Go on....

>>21879006
IT'S BEAUTIFUL
>facemelt.jpg

>>21879006
:C WAT

wow what is even taking place in this thread

>>21879166
Fapfics
and
Whores

>this thread

>>21879166

I don't even know.

>>21877989
>>21878034

THIS ENTIRE THREAD

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/songs/Cute+Explosion/

>>21876922
>>21877154
>>21877432
>>21877933

Thank you A.J. Got it saved for future posting.

this thread started of ok but i think derpy grabbed the wheel or something because i have no fucking idea what anyone's talking about anymore

Wow, so many fan stories!

What pony projects, if any, are we up to?

Myself:
Work on this
Make a potential PMV on youtube

>>21879487
>>21879487
>>21879487
>>21879487
>>21879487

WAT

>>21879538 See below

>>21877683 Derp starts
>>21878516 Derp MAX

>Captcha: all factlap

>>21879006
You confused the fuck out of me and I loved it. All of it.

choose wisely

>>21879738
applejack

Does anypony happen to have the Applejack gif like this?

>>21879797

thank me later

>>21879738
depends what they smell like

>>21879797
Image limit, sorry bro, in next thread.

>>21879738

If Fluttershy isn't there I pick NO ONE.

>>21878668 >Derp Max
>>21879678
corrected that for you

>>21879905

Either way man, high levels of derp and they are good :D

IMAGE LIMIT

New, stealth ponies thread:
>>21875885
>>21875885
>>21875885
>>21875885
>>21875885

>>21880001

what the hell? don't ruin a bravo thread god dammit

>>21880001
No.

New thread here.

>>21878563

What happened to the momentum?

While everypony is helping Applejack with Applebuck season, Applejack rewards them all with homemade apple juice.

"Wow this is really good AJ," exclaims Rainbow Dash. "You make this yourself."

"Ah sure did," Applejack says proudly. "It's a secret family recipe. Put my own special ingredients in it."

Rainbow Dash looks down at the apple juice then back at Applejack.

"...Applejack's apple juice..." she thinks to herself.

"What's the matter sugarcube?" Applejack asks. "Something on yer mind?"

Rainbow Dash blushes.

"Nope," she laughs nervously. "Nothing at all.

"Well hey! If that's what you like, I'm always trying new things Rainbow! Maybe I can try this out with you!"

"I-uh... Pinkie Pie, this isn't something you just-"

"I got this old rug my granny made that we can chew on! That's what you guys do right? Chew on rugs?"

"Pinkie! This isn't a joke! I was this close to-"

"Oooh! Maybe I could get a buzzcut! Wait, no, that would be silly. Hmm. OH! Maybe I could dye my hair like yours, and we could be BESTEST RAINBOW BUDDIES! ...Err, I mean girlfriends."

"Pinkie, I don't think this is going to work."

*Pinkie rubs up against Dash* "But you're still willing to give it a try..?"

">:|..."

"*grin*"

">_>..."

"Pweeeeeeeeease?"

"...Alright."

>{Concerning Celestia's nephew}
Even better formula for shenanigans: Rarity loves him, but he's totally smitten with...Rainbow Dash. Who, of course, wants nothing to do with him.


"My dearest Rainbow Dash, will you come away with me?"

"What? Where you going? Hope it's far."

"You misunderstand, my darling. What I'm asking is...[he holds up a ring] will you be...my little pony?"

"...you're jokin', right? I got better things to do than play house with you, pal."

"Oh, sweetest, please, tell me, how can I get you to love me? Am I missing something?"

"Nooooo, it's not something you're missing. It's more like...something you have. And I'm pretty sure you don't want to get rid of it."

"It's my hat, isn't it? I'll have it burned at once!"

"Yeah, you do that. Gotta fly!"

>>21880685
>>21880704
Took me a while to realize what those were about. lol, continue

>last one i have saved

It had been a month since Luna had returned, but she was still finding it hard to adjust to life in Equestria. When she had returned to the royal court in Canterlot, despite Celestia's assurances, she was viewed with suspicion by all present. The Royal Guard would watch her every move, and even the serving staff ignored her as best they could. When out in the streets, the public avoided her wherever she went. Luna began to withdraw into herself, alone, as she had been for the past thousand years.

>>21880854
Seeing this, Celestia decided it might be better for Luna to spend some time away from court, to give the citizens time to adjust before she returned to her regal duties. She begged with her sister not to make her go, she pleaded with her to allow her to bring in the night once day ended, as she had done all those years ago, but Celestia was firm. She explained how she was doing this not because she did not trust her, but rather, the people of Equestria would feel nervous if she allowed her power over the darkness again, and they would all be better off if, for the time being, Celestia maintained the power she had held in Luna's absence. So it was decided, and Luna was sent to the village where she had first returned, the location of the Summer Sun Celebration.

>>21880870
As she wandered the streets of Ponyville, the other ponies keeping their distance, a strange thought began to form in her head. What if her sister hadn't forgiven her? What if this was her sister's plan all along? She began to understand. The only punishment that could be more painful than a thousand years alone on the moon... would be to spend a thousand years alone in Equestria, now shunned by those who had once respected and admired her.

>>21880685

I didn't think anybody saved that!

I mean, I knew somebody did a picture of it after I wrote it...that's pretty awesome of you brony, thanks.

>>21880886
It was just as Luna was beginning to lose all hope that she noticed a pony in the corner of her eye, the only pony who hadn't moved away from her. She seemed different from the other ponies. She seemed sympathetic. Perhaps she could understand. Perhaps she could... show her friendship.

"Umm... Hello"

"Hello! My name is Derpy Hooves! What's yours?"

ALRIGHT
I'M INSPIRED TO WRITE
IT WILL BE A TALE OF A PONY APOCALYPSE
BUT IT WON'T BE TONIGHT, I'LL PROBABLY POST IT TOMORROW, I WANT TO WRITE IT ALL AT ONCE FIRST

WATCH FOR IT

using a name so you know it's me

>>21880964
That's all I got folks.

>>21880894
I liked it so I thought it was worth saving. No prob.

>>21877683
God damn it Derpy, stop occupying two spaces at once, you're going to scare Applebloom

>too lazy to see if this is already here
"Phew!" said Applejack, as she laid down next to Big Macintosh. "Finally done." She sighed. Even with the help of her friends, it had taken several more days to finish harvesting all the apples. Now that it was all done, Applejack wondered how she ever thought she could have done it all herself.

Big Mac glanced at her, and then back at whatever magazine he was reading. "You sure this time?" He leaned his head forward a bit to turn the page.

"Sure as sugar," said Applejack, containing a yawn. "Just got the last of them. Sure am tired, and glad to finally be able to relax a little." Without thinking about it, Applejack leaned up against Big Mac, resting her head on his side.

>>21881211
A loud hiss of pain erupted from Big Macintosh, and Applejack bolted back up straight. Chuckling slightly she said, "Sorry about that." Big Mac just glared at her for a moment, but it didn't take long for his expression to soften up again. "Still real tender is it?"

"Not as much as it used to be," was all he said.

"I thought all this lounging about would've gotten you all better by now."

Big Mac didn't glance at her. "Guess not."

Applejack suddenly had an idea. She grinned. "Well don't you worry big brother, your little sister is here to make everything better!" Although exactly how, Applejack wasn't sure. Suddenly, a thought occurred to her.