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    23 KB Prince of Equestria !uiJYEJWTPw 12/13/10(Mon)16:17 No.21871788  
    Last thread is already autosaging: >>21864362

    New MLP General
    >> CapSep 12/13/10(Mon)16:19 No.21871820
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    For the last time, the thread doesn't have to be on the goddamn front page all the time.

    Let the thing auto sage.
    Only until the image limit is reached or it's about to 404 should you start a new one
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)16:20 No.21871846
    Never post in threads started by Prince of Equestria !uiJYEJWTPw
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)16:22 No.21871903

    This is why everyone hates ponyfags.
    They're like /b/tards, they can't keep their shit on their own board.

    I hope this works, I've never linked to another board before.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)16:23 No.21871927

    Awesome job. First Rate.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)16:23 No.21871929
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    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)16:24 No.21871951
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    >Prince of Equestria !uiJYEJWTPw
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)16:26 No.21871983


    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)16:27 No.21872006
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    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)16:28 No.21872015
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    >mfw I posted MLP to troll /vp/ and ended up trolling /co/ instead.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)16:28 No.21872023
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    Is it bad that I was bored enough to start playing around with the audio transcriber on youtube again?
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)16:29 No.21872052
    To the two or three innocent people that actually think of posting in this thread, a few heads up:

    1) This is not the MLPgeneral, this is a troll thread. The actual general is right here:

    2) That is not the correct general image. Don't save it. The real image is right here
    Save that one.

    3) Most likely, the OP will erase the thread halfways through a discussion. And even if he does not, a janitor will erase it. So don't bother using this thread as the replacement of the other MLPgeneral thread.

    That is all.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)16:30 No.21872055
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    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)16:30 No.21872064
    Troll thread, do not migrate here.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)16:32 No.21872091
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    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)16:33 No.21872106

    You mean the thread that's autosaging and almost hit image limit? Yeah, let's go use that one and leave this fresh one to rot! Christ.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)16:34 No.21872147
    Flutterguy can sing me to sleep anytime....
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)16:34 No.21872148
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    o hai guise I herd u like my little pony
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)16:35 No.21872155
    >he doesn't know we've ridden autosage-ing threads to 500 and 600 posts before
    >he thinks a Prince of Equestria pony thread is safe
    Oh young filly, you have much to learn.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)16:35 No.21872164
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)16:36 No.21872175
    We will make another general if we deem it appropiate.

    This thread is redundant, AND will get erased halfways throught it.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)16:36 No.21872176
    in during this thread gets deleted by the OP
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)16:36 No.21872197
    GTFO oldfag
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)16:38 No.21872225
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    Friendly reminder.
    The real MLP General is here:

    You can always find it on
    When a new real MLP General is created, you'll know.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)16:38 No.21872234
    When it hits imagelimit I'm fine with moving. But until then starting another thread isn't really necessary.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)16:40 No.21872272
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    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)16:50 No.21872448
    The last one's almost hitting image limit
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)16:54 No.21872518
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    Is it weird that I ship Twilight and Spike?
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)16:55 No.21872536
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    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)16:57 No.21872575
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    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)17:04 No.21872727
    This is a troll thread.
    >> Archive !noTe.poNY. 12/13/10(Mon)17:06 No.21872775
    Better to post here than to make yet another thread.
    In any case I've got the archiver chewing on this one so it's not like our conversation will be lost if/when OP decides to pull the rug out from under our feet.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)17:06 No.21872777
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    >mfw most of this thread is people accusing OP of being a troll
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)17:07 No.21872795

    He's a baby, dammit.

    It's fine.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)17:09 No.21872825
    your face are 2 happy ponies and one raged?
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)17:12 No.21872899

    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)17:13 No.21872909
    Okay Prince, I trust this thread. I'll give it the benefit of the doubt. I thought maybe you might be a mean MEANIEPANTS but it's too soon to judge.

    I'll stay in here for now and see what happens.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)17:17 No.21873015
    pikiewitch song here
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)17:18 No.21873040
    Why the threads are so slow?
    Where did all thr bronies go?
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)17:19 No.21873062
    Shipping generally results from people seeing a strong dynamic between two characters and running with it as a possible form for a romantic relationship to take. Twilight and Spike have a strong dynamic. Thus, ships.

    I wouldn't personally put that color on their relationship, though. They're close friends, partners, but in a more "older sister, younger brother" way. Seeing them as boyfriend and girlfriend would be... odd, for me.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)17:20 No.21873068
    What's a "bronie"? is that some kind of gay thing? @_@;;
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)17:20 No.21873072

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    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)17:23 No.21873120

    Pormanteau of 'bro' and 'pony'.

    So all these mlp guys hangin' with me in this thread are my pony bronies, homie.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)17:23 No.21873142
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)17:24 No.21873144

    Oh so it is a gay thing. Bla bla nvm lol
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)17:26 No.21873186
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    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)17:29 No.21873247
    anyone want to listen to some good pony songs?
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)17:33 No.21873323
    Hey bronies, I have a date tonight. How late in to the relationship should I mention I like MLP? btw I'm a girl.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)17:34 No.21873346
    Okay guys I'm gonna make some pony sculptures in poses.

    I'm going to make moulds and do copies for my bronies. What pony(ies) do you want as a collectible figure?

    I'm dong this because Hasbro hasn't got on this shit yet. If they make some good merch I'll stop.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)17:35 No.21873368
    Depends on your personality. Some guys may find it cute, others will think it is stupid.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)17:35 No.21873372
    Pinkie Pie, of course.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)17:36 No.21873398
    do a derping derpy!
    could you make also a tutorial for ponysculpting?
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)17:37 No.21873407

    mention you like cartoons, he should ask what kinds and you can bring it up
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)17:37 No.21873418
    >btw I'm a girl.
    Whenever you want. Unless he is an asshat the wors that could happen is think "Girl doing girly stuff, business as usual." And if he is an asshat, bet you know sooner.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)17:37 No.21873419
    If you're a girl then it's a lot easier, since you don't have to overcome that "you watch shows for girls" stigma (although there's still the "30-minute kindergarten commercial" stigma). In any case it's nothing that you need to keep freakishly secret. Look for an opportunity to bring it up as a silly thing you happen to like - a quirk.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)17:39 No.21873446
    Luna/NMM, since Hasbro is unlikely to put one out themselves.
    Also, pink-haired alicorn Celestia - Luna-proportioned, like she is in the opening myth before picking up the god-horse look.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)17:42 No.21873506
    This pose immediately came to mind when I was considering Pinkie Pie.

    I thought maybe I could make her with a removable spotty tongue.:)

    I could make a little table to use as a stand.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)17:43 No.21873520

    OK, this is weird. But ever since I was a little boy and G1 came out, I always wanted to find a girl who was into MLP. Even though I wasn't.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)17:45 No.21873582

    Probably not specifically on sculpting My Little Ponies, but I could probably include links to some sites that have tutorials about sculpting that are a lot more comprehensive than anything I could provide.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)17:46 No.21873591
    where do you live?
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)17:48 No.21873644
    FFFFF- In before locked stream.

    We were doing so well too....
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)17:50 No.21873699
    Remember folks, the slider goes all the way up to 10.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)17:51 No.21873709
    that would be fine
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)17:52 No.21873743
    And you can downvote the non-ponies.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)17:56 No.21873826

    post it in a jpeg
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)17:57 No.21873852
    saw this show for the first time today. I didn't even know what the fuck "hub" was until I found it channel surfing.
    I was surprise how fun this show was. It's got a certain wit abiout it and it's just generally fun.
    I likes it. Good taste in shows, bros
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)17:59 No.21873907
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    Real mature, anon.
    >> The Diabolical Sketchman 12/13/10(Mon)18:00 No.21873923
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    Anyone got any drawing request? I'm fresh out of ideas and pumped up on orange juice
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:00 No.21873937
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    A portal opens before you, out steps Princess Celestia.

    She has a proposition for you, if you enter the portal you will be transported to Equestria and be turned into a pony, the rules are as follows: There is no coming back, your gender will remain the same, whatever your current age it will change to the ages of the ponies, and finally the type of pony you will become is completely random.

    What do you do?
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:01 No.21873953
    My Little Pony meets The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:01 No.21873965
    Now I crave pancakes.

    I want them served by ponies.
    >> Archive !noTe.poNY. 12/13/10(Mon)18:02 No.21873980
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    404 imminent in the old thread - moving synch image to this one
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:02 No.21873985

    How about a WWF-type setting? The ponies are dressed like wrestlers (Dash as Ultimate Warrior for example) and yelling taunts in front of twilight holding a microphone dressed like Mean Gene
    >> The Diabolical Sketchman 12/13/10(Mon)18:02 No.21873988
    Hahaha. Gyahaha.
    What A classic.
    On It!
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:03 No.21873997
    No coming back? Eh...turn her down, most likely. I'd take a photo of Celestia to sell to the world media and get rich from book deals and interviews though.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:03 No.21874004

    Go in...

    If dictator Celestia world, lead resistance.
    If world we know and love, live life helping out other ponies until I found out what it is I'm nest at.

    Also, now /r/ something involving RD leading a resistance against dictator Celestia. Sounds badass beyond reason.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:04 No.21874015
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    >bright yellow text
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:04 No.21874019
    Decline. As awesome as it'd be to live there, I've got shit to take care of on Earth.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:04 No.21874024
    If someone could explain to me how to livestream the episodes I'll do it.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:05 No.21874040

    Tough call.

    Honestly, i'd be stuck between yes and no.

    Would it be choose then and there, or would she give me a few minutes to decide?
    >> The Diabolical Sketchman 12/13/10(Mon)18:05 No.21874056
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    Go with Celestia?
    And become an underaged deformed unicorn that can't use magic?
    Uh.. No thanks. I know your ways Celestia!
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:06 No.21874071
    There was something a few threads back theorizing about how Celestia looked before she got her power armor or whatever - basically that she was a white-and-pink version of Luna.

    I'd like to see Luna and Solara playing together.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:07 No.21874086

    Highlander Twilight fighting Kurgan Trixie.

    There can be only one.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:09 No.21874140
    "Is this a joke?"

    "It's not a joke, it's a rope, Trixie. Now I want you to get up there and put your head in that noose."
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:09 No.21874143
    Crossover with the Last Unicorn.
    Maybe something with Dash fawning over the last unicorn and having a crush.
    I dunno.
    >> NEW STREAM IS UP! Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:13 No.21874223
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    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:14 No.21874251
    "There are two kinds of hooves my friend. Those who come in by the door, and those who come in by the window."
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:16 No.21874292

    If you need to magic,
    mthe looagic, don't talk.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:17 No.21874312
    Wow I think I need sleep.

    "If you need to magic,
    magic, don't talk."
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:19 No.21874348
    "Every horn makes its own tune"
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:21 No.21874396
    "You never had a rope around your neck. Well, I'm going to tell you something. When that rope starts to pull tight, you can feel Night Mare Moon bite your ass."
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:22 No.21874410
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    For a minute, I thought it's been done. But here's something similar.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:24 No.21874465
    Okay old thread has finally 404'd.

    Just sayin'.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:25 No.21874477
    "Ponies with ropes around their necks don't always hang. Even a filthy beggar like that has a protecting angel."
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:27 No.21874525
    Not ponies... so much better.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:27 No.21874526
    >I am groot
    I have no idea why I laughed.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:27 No.21874535
    derpy's IHOP is down.
    Who posted the link?
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:28 No.21874539
    Probably because he is groot.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:29 No.21874579
    >same gender
    >Rainbowdash will never love me
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:31 No.21874622
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    I'd probably say yes.

    As long as i had no memory of earth. Then i wouldn't get homesick.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:34 No.21874685

    Nope. Becoming a pony means no thumbs, therefore no video games. Not to mention masturbation would be hard/awkward as fuck.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:35 No.21874699

    >wants Celestia to alter his memory

    Enjoy being an eternal slave
    >> Gabu !!/x5aTNcLqXe 12/13/10(Mon)18:35 No.21874728
    Go for it? Become bros with big Mac?
    That or, if Unicorn, study magic and become galdalf?
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:37 No.21874777
    Why are you even considering this?

    There's no internet on Equestria.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:37 No.21874781
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    >> Shelltoon !1/0wtbpNAE 12/13/10(Mon)18:38 No.21874788
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    Just as soon as I'm done practicing my moves for the Wonderbolts...
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:40 No.21874847
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    Applebloom is too cute.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:41 No.21874856
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    Requesting the picture of Applejack carrying Applebloom in her saddlebags.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:41 No.21874864
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    Katsuragi Keima here. Ponies that are *not* heroines in dating sims are trash. especially the ones from ponyville.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:42 No.21874895
    Such a stud.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:43 No.21874918
    so is this thread legit or what?
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:43 No.21874920
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    >Applebloom wants Spike to like her
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    >gender remains the same
    Fuck that noise I don't want to be a third class citizen.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:44 No.21874967
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    Did the writefag who wrote this ever do more? I know they did alot of GRIMDARK ones, but did they do any more "Sad yet hopeful"?
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:45 No.21874972
    Yes, it is legit.

    Apparently it was a misunderstanding, or something, and even if it wasn't, and prince is a troll, we still have the archive so we can carry on with our inane discussions.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:45 No.21874989
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    Dunno, probably not, waiting with the pic ready in case it 404.
    Also, Twilight durple.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:46 No.21875023
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    >> The Diabolical Sketchman 12/13/10(Mon)18:48 No.21875064
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    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:49 No.21875066
    Caught between "D'aaawwwww" and "I see what you did thar". I am pleased.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:51 No.21875112
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    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:51 No.21875120
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    >mfw another one of my suggestions has been drawn by someone. Also when said drawing is posted while my iPod is playing the TGTBTU theme
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:51 No.21875124
    would anyone object to more of that fa(n/p)fic of big mac trying to survive ponyville in mating season?
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:52 No.21875141
    Daily dose:
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:52 No.21875157
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    WHo is the artist of these? They have a deviant or something?
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:53 No.21875177
    Such a thing exists? Please deliver.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:54 No.21875194
    I don't know, but it scares me.

    rather have it be fan than fap, humor is good.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:54 No.21875195
    yessir, yessir i would
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:54 No.21875203
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    I lol'd
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:55 No.21875221
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    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:55 No.21875224
    Gotta be King Cheetah.
    >> Crownley 12/13/10(Mon)18:55 No.21875227
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    It'd be great if you guys could help with this.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:55 No.21875230
    Okay, I laughed.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:55 No.21875231
    Drawfriend request:
    Some sort of Megas XLR and MLP:FIM cross over.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:56 No.21875238
    Don't feel good .. been watching Wrap Up all day.
    Hadn't gotten around to evil enchantress, though I did realize it and WWU would make a great daily dose kind of thing.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:56 No.21875256
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    That would be King-Cheetah. Seems only his FA is still up.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:56 No.21875260
    That's King Cheetah or Shon Howell. Plugging either into a search should get you the links you're looking for.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:58 No.21875293

    knowing his sister, big mac had about 5 minutes of a head start, by then he could duck into the nearby woods and navigate his way out...but without supplies he wouldn't get far. as he ran he racked his brain for places he could grab some food before skipping town, and as he came to the forests edge he remember that one yellow pegasus had a house near the forest...if he was lucky, big mac could slip in there, "borrow" some veggies and be gone before she realized.
    of course, this plan was dangerous, it was tantamount to escaping one storm by running into another storm, hoping its eye was a bit wider.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)18:58 No.21875296
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    'Sup, bitches?
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    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)19:00 No.21875350
    Streamin' ponies:
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)19:00 No.21875358
    So nobody's running the alpha beta charlie channels anymore?
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)19:01 No.21875375
    You sure as fuck aren't streaming ponies.
    >> Crownley 12/13/10(Mon)19:01 No.21875380
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    >> Jimbo 12/13/10(Mon)19:01 No.21875382
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    Hah!! Love it.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)19:02 No.21875404
    Could you explain what s/he did there?
    >> Crownley 12/13/10(Mon)19:02 No.21875406
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    >> ulvurUltimatum 12/13/10(Mon)19:02 No.21875413
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    Drawfag request:
    This image, but with Applejack and Big Macintosh.
    >> Crownley 12/13/10(Mon)19:03 No.21875428
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    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)19:04 No.21875466
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    Oh wow the waist isn't horribly retarded on this one.
    >> Crownley 12/13/10(Mon)19:05 No.21875479
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    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)19:05 No.21875482

    FOund it
    >> Steven T !!sRIWVGgNfbg 12/13/10(Mon)19:05 No.21875484
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    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)19:05 No.21875489
    the forest was full of noise. birds chirped, squirrels chattered, twigs snapped as big mac blazed a trail through the underbrush. his lack of a compass being a serious problem, he was taking guesses at this point on how to get to that pegasus' house. the only thing he was going on was since the mare was the closest thing to an animal doctor in town, there'd be a lot of animals near her house and thus was just following the noise. though after the fourth time this plan had come up empty....he wondered if it was a sign that he needed to switch up tactics.
    >> Crownley 12/13/10(Mon)19:06 No.21875500
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    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)19:06 No.21875507

    Casuals don't realize that Spike likes Rarity and Apple Bloom is dressed up like Rarity in order to gain his affections.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)19:06 No.21875513
    This is just like pokemon threads on /v/ nothing but rows and rows of it until they had to store those fuckers into there own section. I wonder if that will happen.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)19:07 No.21875527

    pony segregation!
    >> Crownley 12/13/10(Mon)19:07 No.21875530
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    Almost done with these...
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)19:07 No.21875532
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    Thanks for making the wiki awesome, everyone!
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)19:08 No.21875549
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    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)19:08 No.21875563
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    mfw that happen

    but seriously though, i don't think it'll happen and it shouldn't
    >> Crownley 12/13/10(Mon)19:09 No.21875566
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    There ya go!
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)19:11 No.21875646
    Can someone post the "Assuming Direct Control" macro?
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)19:12 No.21875660
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    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)19:13 No.21875692
    Agreed. The context is the same (Topic that spans through multiple boards), but the problem was that everyone on /v/ were essentially "LOL MATURE GAMES FOR MATURE GAMERS LOL" while here it's somewhere along the lines of "son you watching your girl cartoons again."
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)19:15 No.21875736
    after the 6th or so bramble patch big mac accidentally trotted through, he came upon a proper path. "gotta lead somewhere" he mumbled to himself as he slowed his pace and kept his eyes open. the dirt path turned to cobble, and as he crossed a small bridge over a brook he finally came upon the house of the pegasus...while it felt wrong to rob the poor girl, big mac assured himelf he would pay her back when the town as a whole stopped thinking with their nethers and were right 'n logical.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)19:15 No.21875747
    does anyone have the download links for the episodes?
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)19:17 No.21875797
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    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)19:19 No.21875836
    Also, Pokemon will not die, at least for a while. We can all agree on that. Also, Pokemon has both a successful anime and a successful game. MLP just has a show, with only 1 generation worth discussing, and there's not even a guarantee that there will be a second season.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)19:20 No.21875863
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    Are you implying that /co/ will want to get Rarity wet as soon as we meet her?
    You dove! PSSHAW
    >> Gilda's Fury !kmfdmRX7.c 12/13/10(Mon)19:21 No.21875887
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    Kyon should have picked his words more carefully when he said ponytails turned him on.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)19:22 No.21875908

    The rest of /co/ is merely overreacting. I s'pose if fans overreact, the ones that dislike that same thing try to outdo them... or vice-versa.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)19:22 No.21875920
    I would become a streamer for my bronies, but there's only one problem:

    If this >>21873907 is what the common result will be, then what's the point?
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)19:24 No.21875976
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    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)19:25 No.21875996
    That's not always the result. Try and try again.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)19:25 No.21875998
    Be subtle about posting. Put it in an image, don't spam it. Also don't put it in this thread now.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)19:26 No.21876019

    at least season 1 has 26 episodes
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)19:27 No.21876053
    What's the big deal with streaming? Why not watch it on youtube?
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)19:28 No.21876081

    It's about talking with other bronies while watching.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)19:28 No.21876088

    commentary from your fellow bronies make it more entertaining to watch...when the commentary is good anyway
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)19:29 No.21876118

    well, you see. I used to have an old channel, but someone reported that old channel because I was streaming pokemon on /vp/.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)19:30 No.21876126

    >wtf am I watching
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)19:30 No.21876127
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    There's a pony thread on /u/:

    If you decide to come over, be nice and avoid try to avoid candyvags. Some of the natives are a bit hostile.
    >> Persistent Streamer 12/13/10(Mon)19:30 No.21876158
    There was some interest in this early in the afternoon, and it is now finished:

    mp3 of Pinkie Pie Songs from episode 2, 3, 6, 9

    3 minutes of singing from Pinkie Pie
    >> Crownley 12/13/10(Mon)19:31 No.21876185
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    It can be funner to watch shows with other people.

    >image related
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)19:33 No.21876224
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    Nope. Not aroused at all.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)19:33 No.21876245
    Superior show for superior people such as
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)19:34 No.21876260
    Where is this? Do I just type in my little pony wiki on Google or what?
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)19:34 No.21876264
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    >> SinisterSerpent !iWINwY.mD2 12/13/10(Mon)19:36 No.21876315

    se ve como un perrito
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)19:36 No.21876323

    theres been like 5 paragraphs and no ones fucked
    what the hell
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)19:37 No.21876340
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    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)19:39 No.21876393
    Can someone please post download links for the highest quality version episodes for MLP? Thanks in advance.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)19:39 No.21876398
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    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)19:40 No.21876434
    That's because last time when it got to the fucking everyone wanted it to stop
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)19:40 No.21876446
    I think the idea is that it'll be a tour of ponyville in heat, with Big Mac narrowly escaping one situation after another.
    too bad he can't run from Twilight's teleport hax
    >> Gilda's Fury !kmfdmRX7.c 12/13/10(Mon)19:41 No.21876457
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    Wiki needs this.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)19:41 No.21876459

    Not the right tonality, I'm afraid.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)19:41 No.21876472

    well yeah, but now big mac is gonna meet fluttershy in heat...huh, what would a horny fluttershy be like?
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)19:42 No.21876486
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    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)19:42 No.21876495

    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)19:43 No.21876527
    c'mon! MOAR fanfiction!
    >> Crownley 12/13/10(Mon)19:44 No.21876546
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    You're right, but it was cool to hear someone try it.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)19:45 No.21876569
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    I'll go higher then.

    I'm using the beginning of applebuck season as a reference.
    >> Gabu !Mei7dSTmJ. 12/13/10(Mon)19:45 No.21876582
    Quiet, polite, a generally repressed personality with proof of an underlying agression...

    Rape. Pure and simple rape.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)19:46 No.21876584
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)19:46 No.21876599
    unlike the forest, the clearing fluttershy's house occupied was silent. big mac slowly cantered up to the door, and nudged it open, craning his head into the empty house to check for any assailants. satisfied with the continued lack of screaming and snarls, he "tip-toed" into the house. his first stop was the kitchen...which had numerous containers labeled for various vegetables, but they were all raw. he filled up a saddle-bag with carrots and moved on. as he came up to the second floor looking for blankets, he finally began to hear something...soft moans and scratching noises coming from behind a closed door.
    >> A.J. 12/13/10(Mon)19:46 No.21876606

    Fanfiction... of the few times I wish I wasn't a writefag

    ...also hating myself for considering complying with the wishes of my fellow bronies...just please, for the love of Equestria, NO fap-fiction.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)19:48 No.21876658

    >scratching noises

    ... is it... Spike?
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)19:49 No.21876662

    hey, at least you gave it a shot.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)19:49 No.21876675
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    >NO fap-fiction
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)19:50 No.21876688
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    Strictly PG Big Mac and Fluttershy love fic, where they have a picnic or something?
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)19:50 No.21876701
    Now I crave a Haruhi pony. Her cutie mark would definitely be the SOS brigade logo.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)19:50 No.21876706

    It's better that way, it doesn't help that /co/ thinks we're scum of the earth right now.

    inb4 Twilight/MLP crossover fapfic
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)19:50 No.21876707
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    I kid, of course. Epic crossover fanfic. pic related
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)19:52 No.21876720
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    Resistance is futile, my child.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)19:52 No.21876727
    I might as well informed the people who came to my site.

    Administrator of Civilchan here and I apologize for the server dump.

    I'm working on getting everyone back to normal.

    My server host advised me to seek out a temporary host.

    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)19:54 No.21876776
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    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)19:56 No.21876815
    all things considered...blankets werent that huge a priority anyway. as quietly as his size would permit, big mac crept back down the stairs and made his way to the living room, a stroke of luck must have come down upon him, because there was another blanket right there in room? it didnt have much furniture, just a large, low table with pillows and blankets thrown around. but as luck giveth, luck taketh away. in a moment of excitement big mac pulled out a blanket from under a pillow, sending the pillow flying into a hat-rack...the hat-rack teetered, and big mac could only watch with utter terror as it crashed into the wall, making a loud and (apparently) suprising thunk, followed by a horrified shriek from upstairs.
    >> Anonycat 12/13/10(Mon)19:57 No.21876842
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    G-go on... squeak.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)19:57 No.21876859
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    Wow, the sex in this story sucks bad. Do we have any MLP: FiM fap-fiction where the author might have actually tried to make something arousing?
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)19:58 No.21876865
    i think il stop here and let someone else do their fanfic.
    big mac can escape rapist clutches later, right?
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)19:59 No.21876900
    Do you like homofic? Because Jimbo did a homofic of Celestia's royal guards.
    >> A.J. 12/13/10(Mon)20:00 No.21876922
    >>21876688 goes nothin'...

    Applebuck continues to be my favorite episode considering all the scenarios you can play off it

    Bic Mac was glad Applejack had finally decided to get some help from her friends. He was starting to get worried with how she had been trudging through exhaustion. With his injuries healed, he would have liked to help too, but the doctors insisted that he try not to carry any more apple baskets for at least another week.

    As he surveyed the work they had accomplished, Fluttershy walked by. She was carrying one of the apple baskets, but seemed to be having a bit of trouble with the weight.>>21876688
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)20:01 No.21876969

    >mlp homofic

    What the...


    Why? Why would you do that? Why does every fanbase has to be the same?
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)20:01 No.21876979
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)20:01 No.21876982

    /r/ing a re-do of that pic where bo peep is caught masturbating by woody, shoop fluttershy and big macs heads in
    >> Anonycat 12/13/10(Mon)20:02 No.21876989
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    O-okay. So...

    "A-and they all m-made the sex until dawn and... uhm... and they lived happily forever... squeak."
    >> Kraninov !!l60A+uDOGae 12/13/10(Mon)20:02 No.21876995
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    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)20:02 No.21877002
    >NO fap-fiction

    Damn how am I gonna end my fic were Luna takes on a young female apprentice to train in the ways of astronomy and star making, all while bonding and becoming more intimate with each, while Celestia gets jealous of their burgeoning romantic relationship now?
    >> !bgREVLN8FU 12/13/10(Mon)20:02 No.21877011
    So according to /co/ canon, Big Mac and Applejack are incestuous, Rainbow Dash is a lesbian, Pinkie Pie moonlights as Ponyville's Batman, and Spike will grow up and be with the main cast as each one dies, the final death being Twilight.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)20:03 No.21877029
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    this whole thread.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)20:04 No.21877041
    Hey, it's what Jimbo does.
    There's also a Gilda/Pinkie Pie humans fapfic.
    They're all somewhere in these threads
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)20:04 No.21877042

    you kiddin? big mac still had 4 more main cast and possibly derpy and/or the mayor to dodge!
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    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)20:05 No.21877075

    you kiddin? big mac has like 4 more cast members, and maybe derpy and/or the mayor left!
    >> A Fistful of Apples !94yMGn.GiE 12/13/10(Mon)20:05 No.21877079

    Wow, somebody saved that thing. I'm honestly surprised.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)20:05 No.21877086
    I don't see Big Mac being a lady's man- especially to Fluttershy. Perhaps the ground he steps on could simply make the ladies swoon and shake. He seems like one of those dudes that works so hard that he's oblivious to what's going on outside his work.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)20:06 No.21877088

    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)20:07 No.21877122

    My heart skipped a beat when I finished reading and comprehending that. Now... FINISH IT.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)20:08 No.21877135

    applejack is incestous, big mac just went along with it for a while, but knows that sooner or later theyre gonna have to stop.
    >> A.J. 12/13/10(Mon)20:09 No.21877154
    >>21876922 cont.

    A gentlecolt would never leave a filly in distress, so Big Mac strolled over to Fluttershy. The shadow cast by his large form loomed over her, and she gazed upward at him with meek eyes. Her wings clung to her sides and she started to shake from fear.

    "You look like yer havin' a bit of trouble," Big Mac said. "Would ya like some help?"

    There were a few mumbled words and a squeak before Big Mac understood her hesitation.

    "Ain't nothin' to be scared of," he assured her. "Just slide off the apple basket in front of me and I'll do the rest."
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)20:10 No.21877201
    I love you, Apples. DO MORE!
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)20:12 No.21877242
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    I'm not much of a fan of these ships and fanfics... but I do enjoy the feeling of a sinking heart at times.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)20:15 No.21877306
    I would, but man I have a terrible track record with fanfic.

    Besides, I haven't even finished the beginning, were the young pony who has recently become obsessed with stargazing, spots Luna through a telescope and develops a crush on her.
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    >> A Fistful of Apples !94yMGn.GiE 12/13/10(Mon)20:17 No.21877364

    More what specifically?
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)20:17 No.21877367

    the trixie one really gets to me
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)20:17 No.21877370
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    >homofic of Celestia's royal guards.

    I remember that from awhile ago. It was pretty awful, sad to say. Jimbo seems to be recycling bits and pieces of that story too for yet another homofic.

    We are blessed with excellent drawfriends, but our fap-fiction writers outright suck. Hopefully it will even out as the show becomes more and more popular.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)20:17 No.21877374

    I remember reading these back in the day.

    Oh Trixie... how I do so wish to accompany you and share your joys and sorrows.

    But the occasional bleeding lip and Hepatitis B would make the situation awful.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)20:19 No.21877425

    id just be a selfish prick, sure id be her assistant but id laugh at her fuckups
    >> A Fistful of Apples !94yMGn.GiE 12/13/10(Mon)20:19 No.21877429

    I apologise, I'd never written fapfic before and I didn't really *want* to anyway. Maybe one day I'll get better. But probably not because that's a lame thing to be good at.
    >> A.J. 12/13/10(Mon)20:19 No.21877432
    >>21877154 cont.

    Fluttershy did as Big Mac instructed her and backed away slowly from the apple baskets. Big Mac bent his neck down between the band that connected the apple baskets and lifted them onto his body. It was a bit of a strain on his neck, but as the apple baskets began to weigh on his torso, his back felt like it was on fire.

    Fluttershy watched Big Mac closely and noticed the stress he was putting himself under. Fluttershy hated seeing anypony in pain and she started to worry. She followed him from a safe distance to see if he would make it back to the barn okay, and frowned when she saw him collapse onto his side just a few trots away from the front door.

    "Oh my goodness," Fluttershy rushed over to him. "Are you alright?"
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)20:22 No.21877495
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    MLP: FiM, the RPG.

    Thoughts, /co/?
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)20:22 No.21877498

    I consider myself a decent fap-fic writer, but I really don't want to pervert MLP like that. Sorry.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)20:22 No.21877504

    >that's a lame thing to be good at

    You'd be surprised what people can appreciate when it's done well.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)20:23 No.21877551
    When did /co/ start tolerating furries?
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)20:24 No.21877575

    Eh, I only read until I cum, then I don't care to read anymore.
    >> Jimbo 12/13/10(Mon)20:25 No.21877595

    >>Stop liking what I don't like!
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)20:26 No.21877623

    Not everybody here is furfag. There are plenty of people who just like the cartoon. It's sad when everybody only notice the few perverted fucks and claim them to be the whole fanbase.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)20:26 No.21877629
    when your mom refused to shave
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)20:27 No.21877646
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    Started working on this today. I'm not good at this, so it will take me awhile to finish. But I got tired of requesting stuff from drawfags, so I became one.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)20:29 No.21877683
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    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)20:29 No.21877689

    I read through the entire thing, judge it overall, then decide whether or not to fap to it.

    Unfortunately, by the time I get the toilet paper and lubricant out, my headache's got to me and all I can think of is needles and SHOO BE DOO's. I could jerk off to the sea ponies instead, if I couldn't see the needles.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)20:29 No.21877691
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    I have no idea what is going on in that picture, but at least you contributed something. Keep it up!
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)20:31 No.21877716
    It's sad when virgins have to talk about Ponys to have fun.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)20:31 No.21877729
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    >> Anonycat 12/13/10(Mon)20:32 No.21877758
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    >>21877575 Eh, I only read until I cum

    So you only read for 9 seconds?
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)20:33 No.21877787
    repost of the beginning of that story

    the barn was silent for a few minutes, until the clop clop of hooves broke it. he could tell applejack was right out there, her sexual urges taking over her logical mind...her hips aching and body hot, her....oh no
    for what felt like the hundredth time this morning, big mac began panicking...he started thinking about granny smith, cold water, and an assortment of ideas and images passed through his head, but to no avail...

    "damnitall" big mac mumbled to himself as his erection grew...a more educated mind would know this was simply due to pheromones...but big mac is not educated.

    in her single-minded state, it did not take long for her to notice the black...thing poking out of the bale of hay, and big mac yelped in suprise when he felt something warm and wet on his tip.
    "mmm..."applejack enjoyed the taste, and big mac did not want to move or startle of his favorite body parts dangerously close to rows of teeth.

    in a moment of clarity, big mac got an idea.

    "sis, turn around a second" he said simply, he didn't have to bother with phrasing or other this mood, applejack was easy to talk to.
    and just plain easy, applejack exposed herself to big mac, patiently waiting for her older brother.
    what she got however, was much shorter than she expected, but more maneuverable. big mac began eating his sister out, figuring this technically wasn't incest...and if he was lucky, would tire her out before things escalated

    big mac was sure this would scar him for life, but it was better than the alternative...
    a few minutes after they began, applejack fell to the ground, her legs like jelly and her tongue hanging out the side of her mouth. she was in no condition to run, and big mac used this to his advantage. he took off from the barn, spitting the...juices out of his mouth, and making promises to celestia to redeem himself for the sin he just commited.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)20:33 No.21877788

    Depends on the fapfic. Sometimes I don't even get hard.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)20:34 No.21877809
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    Right. You like it for the witty dialogue and inventive plots.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)20:34 No.21877831
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    Confound these ponies

    they drive me to gambling
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)20:35 No.21877838
    When are you faggots gonna stop talking about Ponies and start talking about other Toddler Cartoons?
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)20:35 No.21877861
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    Naw, we figured posters like you out long ago
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)20:35 No.21877862

    No, I like it because it's fun. Have you seen it? The visual gags are actually funny, animation and voice acting are great. What's not to like?
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)20:36 No.21877879
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    Hope they bet on the Grand Chawhee, 'cause it's his birthday
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)20:38 No.21877930
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    Yeah! Just like Dora!
    >> A.J. 12/13/10(Mon)20:39 No.21877933

    "Ah' just fine," Big Mac said, breathing heavily as he scooted out from between the apple baskets and stood on his hooves. "Don't know about the apples, though?"

    Under Big Mac's weight, the apples in one basket had been either crushed completely or horribly bruised. If he couldn't carry them, he could at least drag them into the barn. He clamped his teeth around the band and started to pull. A sharp pain shot through his sides and he fell to his knees.

    "Ow," he grunted.

    "You're not fine at all," Fluttershy frowned at him. "Please, tell me where it hurts?"

    "It's my back and my sides," Big Mac sighed. "Guess the doc' was right about me not bein' ready."

    Fluttershy pressed one of her hooves lightly against Big Mac's side and began to massage his aching muscles. His body began to relax as Fluttershy worked, but his pride was still hurt.

    "Sorry about makin' ya worry and take care of me like this," Bic Mac said.

    "Please," Fluttershy smiled at him. "It's no trouble at all. I had to do the same after my friend Angel the bunny got his paw trapped under a rock."

    "Ah don't know about any bunnies," Big Mac smiled at her. "But yer certainly my angel today, Fluttershy."
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)20:40 No.21877971
    Dora is brainwashing American youths into accepting illegal immigrants into our communities.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)20:41 No.21877983

    Ok, now it's just obvious trolling.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)20:41 No.21877985
    I'm pretty sure this was an add-on by another anon
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)20:41 No.21877989
    3 derpys in one scene, my brainnnnnn
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)20:42 No.21878002
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    another thread ruined by furfags

    god damn guys, sometimes I just want to talk about the show y'know?
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)20:42 No.21878009
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    I find this amusing, but I'm surprised Rarity was up for something like it. I would think she'd react a bit more like pic related.
    Now I kind of want a Rarity version of this
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)20:43 No.21878034
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    >> A.J. 12/13/10(Mon)20:44 No.21878049

    was gonna do a thing after where Applejack got mad at him for workin' when he wasn't supposed to but i decided to just end it there.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)20:45 No.21878073
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    Nooo, continue!
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)20:47 No.21878131
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    Oh wow, I didn't notice the three Derpy clones till you guys pointed them out.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)20:48 No.21878141

    I'm dying of a heart attack from all this cuteness, thanks assholes.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)20:48 No.21878143
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    Pwease continue?
    >> A Fistful of Apples !94yMGn.GiE 12/13/10(Mon)20:49 No.21878159

    Don't worry Jimbo, I like your stories!
    >> A.J. 12/13/10(Mon)20:50 No.21878188
    >>21878143 bloom....seriously...
    >> Jimbo 12/13/10(Mon)20:51 No.21878225
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    Really? Fuck, that's pretty awesome. Thanks bro. Lemme know if you got any requests. I'm working on a backlog right now, but I'm gonna catch up over the break.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)20:53 No.21878266
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    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)20:54 No.21878305
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    Purty please?
    >> A.J. 12/13/10(Mon)20:56 No.21878344

    uggghhhhh......this better not be a samefag....
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)20:58 No.21878399
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    Don't you continue

    don't you fucking do it!
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)20:58 No.21878401
    So... you guys wanted writefaggotry?


    Spike relished his groinsaw's roar as he withdrew the flesh-choked blade from the astronaut's ruined skull. He turned to Twilight, thrusting her bloody, retina-covered pelvis with elfin fervor.

    "How does Fluttershy taste, Twilight?"

    Twilight spat out an eyeball. "Like some pony with eyes."

    Spike ducked an astronaut's poison barbed fist, digging his groinsaw into the beast's abdomen and letting the spray of viscera wash over his elfin space armor. The skulls' eye sockets on his shoulders grew brilliant with an infernal cast and vomited a bolt of light through an astronaut; he was thrown back against the deathwall, his flesh boiling in another dimension.

    Twilight slapped Spike, who giggled.

    Twilight reminded herself to kill herself later.

    "Twilight, look out!"

    Spike's groinsaw screamed as it flew off the armor, rocketing through the air like an early dream of mankind. It flew through three astronauts who dropped their hellspears as the saw cut a hole in the ground beneath them so they fell to hell and the demonic spheres rape them to this day, boys and girls.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)20:59 No.21878426
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    Nope. Just two like minded ponyfans.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)21:00 No.21878442

    ...all the doubles related to it...

    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)21:00 No.21878445

    Don't be such a prude, Applejack.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)21:01 No.21878489
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    Listen here, I don't need you puttin' all these ideas in mah sister's head

    Now go on, get!
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)21:02 No.21878514
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    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)21:02 No.21878516
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    I think we're going crazy
    Things don't even faze me
    Her left eye is lazy
    Nicotine and gravy
    Miracles amaze me
    She looks so Israeli
    Love the way she plays me
    I think I'm going crazy
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)21:03 No.21878532
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    >Spike's groinsaw screamed as it flew off the armor, rocketing through the air like an early dream of mankind.

    I found this sentence very amusing for some reason.
    >> A Fistful of Apples !94yMGn.GiE 12/13/10(Mon)21:03 No.21878537

    Just keep doing what yer doing!
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)21:03 No.21878550
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    i think you better reign yourself in there and relax, sweet cheeks. She's a big girl.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)21:04 No.21878561

    somepony screencap this for the love of god!
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)21:04 No.21878571
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    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)21:04 No.21878585
    you are all gay
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)21:05 No.21878606
    "Now, Spike."

    Spike knelt before his master.

    Twilight withdrew her guitar, Fuckslayer, from a dimension where all screamed for naught.

    Wrought from the silver heart of heaven's false promise, laced with vessels that pulsed with angel's menstrual blood, hewn from the horns of Satan's generals, it laughed as it was set loose, a laugh that only Twilight could hear, but no one could share.

    Twilight swung the guitar through Spike's chicken neck. She took the head of her fallen dragonslave and tore open her stomach, stuffing the head inside. Twilight vomited steam and summoned a great meteor from space to smash into Ponyville and kill everyone there, for no reason at all. A vision then appeared. It was Celestia, entombed in her cursed mummy armor, calling Twilight from her Moonbase which wasn't on a moon.

    "Twilight, you must rock the fuck out."

    Twilight channeled her rage through Fuckslayer. The angel blood boiled as she summoned the great meteor, swathed with the blood of the tiny fucklings at Ponyville, leapt onto it, and flew into space. She encased the entire meteor in a wreath of holy fuckfire and flew through Mercury, killing the fuck out of it. Then she sent Mercury's carcass into Venus, killing the fuck out of it and making every vagina in the galaxy explode, and inside every vagina a booby sang of mortal life's fleeting precipice.

    Twilight then did fly her meteor through space, punching astral vampires in half with her hooves encased in fuckfire and throwing their ruined heads into the past where they bit cavemen on mars so that history changed and now there are vampire cavemen on mars. Twilight received another vision from Celloesta, who was having tea and chumpits with the president of Pangea.

    "Care to have tea, Twilight?"

    "You know how I hate chumpits."
    >> Crownley 12/13/10(Mon)21:05 No.21878621
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    >mfw nothing
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)21:05 No.21878625
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    That's not what I pay my therapist to say!
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)21:07 No.21878668
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    (MLP/Eisenhower Administration crossover)








    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)21:07 No.21878670
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    >"Twilight, you must rock the fuck out."
    Lost my shit.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)21:08 No.21878697
    Twilight slammed her book shut. It wasn't really a book, because the pages were made of lasers and the words were made of headless women making godless love to dragons made out of motorcycles, but it was still reading.

    "Cellybelly, if you don't stop, we'll starve, and no one will be around to kill everyone in the universe if we get around to bringing everyone back to life after we killed them."

    "I am no longer Cosmica."

    The ancient mare dropped some of the planets she was juggling.

    "The worlds have shifted. I am Celesticop, of the Darkmeal."

    She flexed one of her legs, which was made of pistols, and kicked a planet in half.

    "Bugger your Darkmeal, faggart of a thousand suns."

    Celesticop sniffed.

    "And what of it? Is it a sin, should a mare feel like faggarting a sun or a thousand? Why should the suns heave through the void, if not to be skewer't bypon ourn fagpoles?"

    Twilight cast a glance at the book. Unsavory sounds emanated from a particularly damned chapter. She was hungry. She looked at a nearby cup. It had a faded brown film on the bottom. She thought about chumpits.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)21:08 No.21878698
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    Whats with these pussy fanfics?
    God they're so boring.
    Look. I got a fan fic for you.

    One day out in the hay laid Big 'JT' Macintosh exausted from working at the Apple Store all day selling useless Ipads and junk that he didn't really understand.

    Out of nowhere comes that skank Rarity and shes like "Big mac fuck me hard yo" and Hes all like "Naw bitch I'm too tired for that shi." SO he gets up and hops into his limo spotting the shutter shades and drives the hell up out of there.

    But then that bitch Derpy hooves with the weird eyes had snuck in the back seat. She grabbed the wheel and crashed his ride yo!

    Mac rolled out of the car being all like "Shit you crazy bitch" And Derpy was all like. "You better rape me now bitch or I'll fucking kill" So she pulled his dick out and did the nasty mmyeah somethinsomethin.

    Later Big 'JT' Macintosh got home and Granny was all like. "Appleblooms fucking up in school again." And Big 'JT' Macintosh was like. "Holler at me later old bitch. I aint got time for that."

    Then my boy Big 'JT' Macintosh walked up to his room and that short stop dragon Spike was all like "Yo my dawg Big Mac. All the hoes in Equestria are in your room ready for some sweet orgy lovin yall" but Big 'JT' Macintosh was too cool so he was like "Fuck that shit bitch. I only fuck with the best."

    So Big 'JT' Macintosh hijacked a pegasus to fly to that royal place and knocked all the guards out. The Goddess Celestia was all "Omg Big Mac ur so sexcy I want you in me for real." But then that hoe Luna was like. "Naw Naw" So she went super saiyan or watever. Darkyness Nightmare moon form.

    And Darkyness was all like "Bitch I'm from the hood you aint gonna just come over here and take my Big mac bitch. I paid and everything." So Celestia was like "Why don't we share him" and so they all fucked yall. The end.

    Also Big 'JT' Macintosh became a god somehow.
    Fo Sho
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)21:09 No.21878708
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    Wrong image, I apologize. My response was positive.
    >> Big Full Moon Nights caluriri 12/13/10(Mon)21:09 No.21878718
    i write one fanfic of luna and big mac
    Luna was in hers royal chamber looking over Pony Ville
    L-the same as every night, nothing has change in all this year’s, every pony is sleeping in the nights and never paid attention in the nights I create for them –
    Luna start to feeling the same loneliness that she feels one thousand years ago
    MV-you know this will never change- Luna startle after hearing the mysterious voice
    L-who is there, show yourself I order you-
    MV-o darling do you no remember me –
    L –stop hiding- Luna claim
    MV- I’m not hiding darling, I’m here I always be with you-
    L-where you are-
    MV-darling darling just look to your right-
    When Luna turn around the only thing she can see is a mirror
    L-there’s only a mirror stop joking with me-
    MV-I’m not joking come closer and you will see-
    Luna gets closer to look better the mirror at first sight she looks hers image reflecting in the mirror
    L-it’s only my reflection –
    MV- try again-
    When Luna look again the mirror, there’s the image of a black mare whit unicorn horn and Pegasus wings with a morphing stars mane
    L-woaaaa who are you –
    MV- I’m your other half darling, I’m nightmare moon-
    L- you are the cause that I’m imprisoned for a thousand years, alone-
    NM-I just want to give you watt you want darling, the power to show all the ponies our wonderful nights –
    L- I won’t listen you not again-
    NM-look again over the Pony Ville, no one is appreciating our nights, no one –
    L- may be you are right –
    Looking over the entire village Luna start to thinking to hear nightmare again
    NM-just let me take control again and we will show them the beauty of our nights-
    L-hey wait what’s that-
    Looking in the hills near to Pony Ville Luna saw someone who is not sleeping
    L-why that pony is not sleeping I need to know-
    Luna use hers powers to transport her to the hills near to Pony Ville to investigate
    >> caluriri 12/13/10(Mon)21:10 No.21878743
    When she arrive she start to search for that pony she saw
    L-where he go I need to find him-
    After a few time of searching Luna found the mysterious pony se saw he was sitting on the top of a hill looking to the sky
    When Luna gets close she can distinguish the pony he has red fur and blond mane and a green apple as cute mark stallion
    L-an apple? –
    He hear Luna whisper and turn around surprised that he is not the only one in the hills in that moment
    BM- hu…. O hi what are you doing here is too late -
    L-hi I can ask you the same–
    BM- well I come here to appreciate this beautiful night-
    L-but why are you here and not in your home in Pony Ville-
    BM- mmm… because here is the best place to see all this magnificent night-
    L-you really think that-
    L-hear that make me feel happy-
    BM-and what about you little mare-
    L-me… well I saw you here and I want to know why you don’t are sleeps like the other ponies-
    BM-because is a full moon night and I love to come here every full moon when the night is more beautiful-
    L-I love these nights to-
    Luna sits near Big Macintosh and both spends all the night chatting and when the sunrise was near both start to say goodbye
    L-I forgot what your name is-
    BM-call me Big Macintosh and yours little mare-
    L-Luna … well Big Macintosh I have to go now can we meet again in the next full moon-
    BM-yup… I will be here-
    L-good bye… and Big Macintosh-
    BM- yup-
    L- thanks-
    With this last words Luna banish at the same time the sun rise up for a new day in Pony Ville
    End of the first night
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)21:10 No.21878748
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    >this thread
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)21:10 No.21878755
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    ah drinking whiskey sour, watching MLP, chatting with bronies.

    Life is good.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)21:11 No.21878767
    That's cool. Social awareness and stuff.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)21:11 No.21878768
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    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)21:11 No.21878773
    Twilight had found some food. It was guarded by three and a million thousandsurf ninjas, for it was the last food on Surf Ninja Moon X. The ecology had been decimated by surf ninjas, so the last food was a cabbage and mustard sandwich. Twilight squatted in the ruins of a castle which had been many skulls arranged to resemble one large one. It had been poorly done, with the cheeks fading into an amateurishly executed jaw line. The silent killers of the night had negated their innate advantage by only plying their craft on surf boards. During the day.

    Twilight was about to eat her cabbagewich when a man in a tuxedo appeared from behind nothing much. He stood ten feet tall and his head seemed wrapped in unwrappable darkness.

    "I am Rape Radbury. I write critically acclaimed fiction that always turns into fact. That's why I have more money than anyone."

    Twilight dug a bit of cartilage out of the cabbagewich and continued chewing.

    "Would you care to discuss one of my books? I hear that my..."

    Twilight fished out another bit of cartilage. It was a cartilage and mustard sandwich.

    "You shouldn't believe what everyone says about me. I took a shower with my cousin, once. And I have racist thoughts."

    A nibbet of yellow cartilage landed on Rape's shoe. He thought about his cousin.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)21:12 No.21878800
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    Why does gangsta adding talk to fanfics always make me lose it?!
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)21:14 No.21878828
    The inquisitors were torturing Twilight.

    First, Ignatius used the rock.

    Then Billy asked Twilight if she wanted to read his BDSM blog. Twilight was so surprised that her saddle flew right off. She was wearing women's underpants.

    The inquisitors were wearing them, too.

    They realized that they were all men of the lord.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)21:14 No.21878838
    Somebody please archive this shit.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)21:14 No.21878857
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    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)21:15 No.21878870
    Does anyone else get old versions of pages when they browse the /co/ mlp wiki logged out?
    When I log in, everything's fine, but when I log out the pages revert to old versions.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)21:15 No.21878884

    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)21:16 No.21878893
    Twilight awoke to the throaty grumble of a rape ape.

    Not a rape ape, but the rape ape, the last of his kind after the subjugation of the rapeforest. His people once graced the canopy, their penile digits proudly grasping the vines as they swung through the night, their hundreds of sweaty simian dongs trailing a now-fetid memory in the rape ape's watering eye. As his ocular ducts began to well with ancestral pride, so too did the countless meaty members sprouting from the rape ape's every hairy inch. From his eye sockets, ear holes, even his calloused toes, a penile font of cry-juice birthed a deluge.

    Twilight observed this with consternation, as she was tied to a table. Neither magic nor supracosmic strength would free her from her bonds. Had this creature access to an unknown material of deistic strength? Or did the rape ape have a secret yet more baffling?

    Twilight squinted so she could see the subatomic strings of the ropes. She began tossing antimatter at them with her mind as a group of children entered the rape ape's hiding place. They were well-groomed and impeccably attired, and there were 5.8 of them, just enough to represent an array of genders and races that would leave no one unhappy, save for the Eskimos. They were on their own, as far as the rape ape was concerned.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)21:17 No.21878934
    "Why do you cry, rape ape?" asked child 3.2.

    The rape ape, unwilling to hide its greasy primate cock tears, hung its head, and gravity coaxed the eye wangers downward. It tied them together into a bow atop its head, to be pretty for its guests.

    "We are bound in this ligature of lingam, brother rape ape," said child 4.6.

    The children surrounded rape ape, holding their hands, and began to sing. Twilight was transfixed as she watched the children, gently swaying with the song, float skyward. The little ones began to orbit the rape ape, who was convulsing as though stricken by the seizure devil. As the song increased in tempo the childflesh bubbled and merged into a spinning wonder turbine. The fleshy kidmass sprouted hair and groin dribblers just like the rape ape, and sprayed confetti into skies of past and future, setting the constellations aflame with the opalescent of the perished rape apes. An explosion of color and hair left Twilight Sparkle alone and still bound. She thought about sandwiches.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)21:18 No.21878962
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    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)21:20 No.21878998
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    >Fanfic involving Big Mac, Celestia, Nightmare Moon and Derpy
    Love it.
    >Used my picture that horribly made.
    Love it more!
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)21:20 No.21879001
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    >>MFW this entire fucking story
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)21:20 No.21879006
    Twilight Sparkle awoke in a pit that reeked of hot sauce. She could feel viscous fluid under her fingernails, burning the tender skin. Everywhere were white bags bulging with foul product. They were diapers stuffed with chicken bones and hot sauce, their foul odor blossoming in the muffled dark. Twilight's nostrils begged her brain for mercy. She flew upwards, away from the saucy mysteries below. The smell grew faint, calling her to return. Twilight ignored their lies, flying beyond the lips of her prison. She was in a laboratory, with machines that had no purpose beyond blinking lights and soft hums.

    "Hello, my boy son! You make a father so good!"

    Twilight had flown out of the nose of an old man. This man wore a white coat, yet was drawn by the hand of an idiot. His voice came not from his mouth, but from elsewhere, a sad attempt at humanity.

    "I know you'll do so well! Now you choose!

    The man reached into his coat and laid out three diapers, each brimming with the spicy bones of the nose prison. He removed his head and stuck it on a spike on the counter, to keep it from rolling away. The diapers began to stir as creatures clawed out of bony wombs. Arrayed before Twilight was a turtle, the reptilian body so frail that it seemed an afterthought to the shell, a bald weasel with toothpicks for legs, and a wrinkled thumb in a glass of water. The old man's head called out from the spike.

    "Everyone has one! Make your best friends for life!"

    Twilight drank the glass of thumb water and spat the thumb at the old man's head.



    How was it?
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)21:21 No.21879036

    boondock hivemind
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)21:21 No.21879038
    *that's horribly made
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)21:21 No.21879056

    Go on....
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)21:22 No.21879066
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    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)21:24 No.21879109
    :C WAT
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)21:25 No.21879166
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    wow what is even taking place in this thread
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)21:29 No.21879262
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    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)21:31 No.21879341
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    >this thread
    >> Jimbo 12/13/10(Mon)21:31 No.21879347

    I don't even know.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)21:32 No.21879364
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    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)21:36 No.21879487
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    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)21:36 No.21879505
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    Thank you A.J. Got it saved for future posting.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)21:37 No.21879538
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    this thread started of ok but i think derpy grabbed the wheel or something because i have no fucking idea what anyone's talking about anymore
    >> Persistent Streamer !!lkNyzutMZan 12/13/10(Mon)21:38 No.21879560
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    Wow, so many fan stories!

    What pony projects, if any, are we up to?

    Work on this
    Make a potential PMV on youtube
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)21:39 No.21879581
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    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)21:43 No.21879678
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    >>21879538 See below

    >>21877683 Derp starts
    >>21878516 Derp MAX

    >Captcha: all factlap
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)21:43 No.21879681
    You confused the fuck out of me and I loved it. All of it.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)21:45 No.21879738
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    choose wisely
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)21:47 No.21879793
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    Does anypony happen to have the Applejack gif like this?
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)21:48 No.21879834
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    thank me later
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)21:48 No.21879840
    depends what they smell like
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)21:49 No.21879854
    Image limit, sorry bro, in next thread.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)21:51 No.21879894

    If Fluttershy isn't there I pick NO ONE.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)21:51 No.21879905
    >>21878668 >Derp Max
    corrected that for you
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)21:53 No.21879935

    Either way man, high levels of derp and they are good :D
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)21:56 No.21880001

    New, stealth ponies thread:
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)21:57 No.21880025

    what the hell? don't ruin a bravo thread god dammit
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)21:59 No.21880070
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)22:01 No.21880122
    New thread here.

    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)22:22 No.21880664
    What happened to the momentum?
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)22:23 No.21880685
    While everypony is helping Applejack with Applebuck season, Applejack rewards them all with homemade apple juice.

    "Wow this is really good AJ," exclaims Rainbow Dash. "You make this yourself."

    "Ah sure did," Applejack says proudly. "It's a secret family recipe. Put my own special ingredients in it."

    Rainbow Dash looks down at the apple juice then back at Applejack.

    "...Applejack's apple juice..." she thinks to herself.

    "What's the matter sugarcube?" Applejack asks. "Something on yer mind?"

    Rainbow Dash blushes.

    "Nope," she laughs nervously. "Nothing at all.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)22:24 No.21880704
    "Well hey! If that's what you like, I'm always trying new things Rainbow! Maybe I can try this out with you!"

    "I-uh... Pinkie Pie, this isn't something you just-"

    "I got this old rug my granny made that we can chew on! That's what you guys do right? Chew on rugs?"

    "Pinkie! This isn't a joke! I was this close to-"

    "Oooh! Maybe I could get a buzzcut! Wait, no, that would be silly. Hmm. OH! Maybe I could dye my hair like yours, and we could be BESTEST RAINBOW BUDDIES! ...Err, I mean girlfriends."

    "Pinkie, I don't think this is going to work."

    *Pinkie rubs up against Dash* "But you're still willing to give it a try..?"





    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)22:25 No.21880720
    >{Concerning Celestia's nephew}
    Even better formula for shenanigans: Rarity loves him, but he's totally smitten with...Rainbow Dash. Who, of course, wants nothing to do with him.

    "My dearest Rainbow Dash, will you come away with me?"

    "What? Where you going? Hope it's far."

    "You misunderstand, my darling. What I'm asking is...[he holds up a ring] will you little pony?"

    "'re jokin', right? I got better things to do than play house with you, pal."

    "Oh, sweetest, please, tell me, how can I get you to love me? Am I missing something?"

    "Nooooo, it's not something you're missing. It's more like...something you have. And I'm pretty sure you don't want to get rid of it."

    "It's my hat, isn't it? I'll have it burned at once!"

    "Yeah, you do that. Gotta fly!"
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)22:28 No.21880811
    Took me a while to realize what those were about. lol, continue
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)22:30 No.21880854
    >last one i have saved

    It had been a month since Luna had returned, but she was still finding it hard to adjust to life in Equestria. When she had returned to the royal court in Canterlot, despite Celestia's assurances, she was viewed with suspicion by all present. The Royal Guard would watch her every move, and even the serving staff ignored her as best they could. When out in the streets, the public avoided her wherever she went. Luna began to withdraw into herself, alone, as she had been for the past thousand years.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)22:31 No.21880870
    Seeing this, Celestia decided it might be better for Luna to spend some time away from court, to give the citizens time to adjust before she returned to her regal duties. She begged with her sister not to make her go, she pleaded with her to allow her to bring in the night once day ended, as she had done all those years ago, but Celestia was firm. She explained how she was doing this not because she did not trust her, but rather, the people of Equestria would feel nervous if she allowed her power over the darkness again, and they would all be better off if, for the time being, Celestia maintained the power she had held in Luna's absence. So it was decided, and Luna was sent to the village where she had first returned, the location of the Summer Sun Celebration.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)22:31 No.21880886
    As she wandered the streets of Ponyville, the other ponies keeping their distance, a strange thought began to form in her head. What if her sister hadn't forgiven her? What if this was her sister's plan all along? She began to understand. The only punishment that could be more painful than a thousand years alone on the moon... would be to spend a thousand years alone in Equestria, now shunned by those who had once respected and admired her.
    >> A.J. 12/13/10(Mon)22:32 No.21880894

    I didn't think anybody saved that!

    I mean, I knew somebody did a picture of it after I wrote it...that's pretty awesome of you brony, thanks.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)22:35 No.21880964
    It was just as Luna was beginning to lose all hope that she noticed a pony in the corner of her eye, the only pony who hadn't moved away from her. She seemed different from the other ponies. She seemed sympathetic. Perhaps she could understand. Perhaps she could... show her friendship.

    "Umm... Hello"

    "Hello! My name is Derpy Hooves! What's yours?"
    >> Pickles 12/13/10(Mon)22:36 No.21880981
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    using a name so you know it's me
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)22:37 No.21881022
    That's all I got folks.

    I liked it so I thought it was worth saving. No prob.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)22:42 No.21881164
    God damn it Derpy, stop occupying two spaces at once, you're going to scare Applebloom
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)22:45 No.21881211
    >too lazy to see if this is already here
    "Phew!" said Applejack, as she laid down next to Big Macintosh. "Finally done." She sighed. Even with the help of her friends, it had taken several more days to finish harvesting all the apples. Now that it was all done, Applejack wondered how she ever thought she could have done it all herself.

    Big Mac glanced at her, and then back at whatever magazine he was reading. "You sure this time?" He leaned his head forward a bit to turn the page.

    "Sure as sugar," said Applejack, containing a yawn. "Just got the last of them. Sure am tired, and glad to finally be able to relax a little." Without thinking about it, Applejack leaned up against Big Mac, resting her head on his side.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)22:45 No.21881235
    A loud hiss of pain erupted from Big Macintosh, and Applejack bolted back up straight. Chuckling slightly she said, "Sorry about that." Big Mac just glared at her for a moment, but it didn't take long for his expression to soften up again. "Still real tender is it?"

    "Not as much as it used to be," was all he said.

    "I thought all this lounging about would've gotten you all better by now."

    Big Mac didn't glance at her. "Guess not."

    Applejack suddenly had an idea. She grinned. "Well don't you worry big brother, your little sister is here to make everything better!" Although exactly how, Applejack wasn't sure. Suddenly, a thought occurred to her.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)22:46 No.21881260
    Maybe she was still suffering from exhaustion. Or maybe all those bumps on the head had caused some sort of temporary brain damage. Whatever it was, Applejack didn't really care at the moment.

    Applejack nudged Big Mac a bit, and waited for him to turn his head to look at her. And when he did, she kissed him. From the very beginning, it wasn't a very sisterly sort of kiss.

    To be fair, Applejack had always had a tiny crush on her big brother. How could she not? He was the most eligible bachelor in all of Ponyville. He was smart, understanding, kind, and for her specifically, he'd always been there. Even with his injury during this year's applebuck season, he would have helped her out if she'd have been so selfish as to ask for it.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)22:47 No.21881291
    It didn't take long for Big Macintosh to pull away. Applejack's ears flattened involuntarily as brother and sister stared at each other for a moment. Why had she does that? It didn't make any sense why she would have gone and done that! Before she had a change to get up and run away, Big Mac spoke.

    "You do know we're brother and sister, right?" he said, in a slow voice, as if he was putting great thought into each syllable.

    Applejack's eyes darted every which way, looking for something to hold her attention that wasn't Big Mac. She continued to avoid his gaze as she said, "Yep."

    Face still impassive, Big Mac said, "Just makin' sure."
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)22:49 No.21881319
    Applejack didn't have time to be shocked before she felt the presence of lips against hers. Her eyes widened in surprise as she saw her big brother willingly kissing her! Despit the pleasing sensation, Applejack didn't know what to think, and so pulled away.

    "Now wait just a minute!" said Applejack, confused. "What in the hay you think yer doing?"

    Big Mac just looked at her, face slightly puzzled. "Kissing you," he said.

    "Well I know that much! But you just said - I mean, we're siblings! Siblings don't do that!"

    "Didn't seem to stop you from doing it first. Seemed to be something about making me feel better." He gave a faint smile as he rolled his eyes.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)22:50 No.21881358
    Applejack thought about it for a moment. Yeah that was true. She did it. And she liked it. And that was all the thinking she was gonna do on that subject.

    "I guess you're right big brother," she said, before leaning in for another quick kiss. "Feeling any better?"

    Another small smile. "Yep."

    Applejack nuzzled against Big Mac, this time being careful to not bump into his injury.

    "Told you I'd make everything better."

    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)22:55 No.21881480
    Thank you for not devolving that into a straight up fapfic
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)22:57 No.21881539
    Actually the author of that later wrote an AJxBigMac fapfic. A cap of it was posted earlier.
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)22:58 No.21881574
    Well fuck. at least THIS one wasn't a fapfic
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)22:58 No.21881583


    It's the year 20XX, and the world is enveloped in the fires of a magical holocaust. On the charred remains of Equestria's surface, few remaining groups of ponies are struggling to survive. However, they find themselves in a fearful world ruled by violence. The young wanderer, Twilight Sparkle, stands up to the bandits. Upon her ass is the Cutie Mark that resembles the Star of Equestria!
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)23:02 No.21881659
    Will this be Terminator Salvation with ponies or Mad Max with ponies?
    >> Anonymous 12/13/10(Mon)23:02 No.21881665

    GFallout ponies

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