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Hazel thread?
Hazel thread.

>>21844404

Who's Hazel?

>>21844440

>>21844404
Stupid meme trend?
Stupid trend.


I wish people would knock that shit off.

>>21844440
That furry squirrel that love Arthur when merlin turn him and himself into a furry, dear god the memories.

>>21844440

/co/'s furry OC girlfriend for them to self-insert themselves as Arthur to romance because /co/ didn't like Sword in the Stone because the squirrel was forever alone like /co/ so /co/ wrote retcon fanfic for Sword in the Stone where the squirrel was turned into a human by magic so /co/ could be able 'dawwww happy end fap fap fap' like kids on Deviantart who make badly drawn shipping comics

I don't mind Hazel, myself.
Better than the woman Arthus would end up with otherwise.

I don't know why, but I cried like a little bitch when I saw this as a kid.

I always shut the movie off before this part, unfortunately that didn't stop my life ending up like her's constantly.

>>21844467
Blow it out your ass?
Blow it out your ass.

Stop getting worked up over stupid shit.

This part was very sad.
Actually it is the best part of the movie.

>Human and Squirrel relationship

NOPE

>>21844838

Problem?

>>21844838

Too late Inquisition. Wart already made love to his girlfriend and this is the result.

>>21845850

This is how "The Sword in the Stone" should have ended.

>>21844986

Yes.

>>21845997

>>21845997

I demand moar Gifs!!

Just a quick question, but is there any King Arthur story where Arthur gets an opportunity to fix his mistakes OTHER than the Hazel story?

>>21846630

Nope.

>>21847200
Why not? Considering all the alternate retellings of classical stories and alternate histories, this seems like something someone should've jumped on a long time ago.

>>21847276

You could write a couple, I can't write worth shit.

<consider reading the file name

>>21847350
I don't really know much about Arthurian lore aside from the stuff most people know and some stuff I learned in high school English class.

>>21846404

>>21847703

Awesome! People actually listen to my requests for once!!

MOAR!!

>>21847811
last one from me

WHY did I bump this?

>>21848870
WHY did I bump it again?

>>21849138

Because Hazel is adorable.

>>21849257
WHY is Hazel adorable?

>>21849379
Because she is the embodiment of the good end most of us wish for in our lives and because the writefaggotry for her is great d'aawwww material, especially since it gives some optimism to a tragic tale like Arthur's.

>>21850065
WHY is bestiality considered "optimism"?

>>21850307
I'm confused too. but having read Thomas Mallory and Chretian De Tois' original romances...well it really is the best he can hope for before his wife cheats on him and his nephew brings down the kingdom.

>>21850307
>WHY is bestiality considered "optimism"?
Uh... no, the human Hazel is optimism because she totally loves Arthur and is loyal to him compared to the girl he wound up with.

Arthur fucking an actual squirrel is not optimism, that's just sick.

>>21850428
>>21850369
I'm just troll-bumping, don't take it srsly.[/spoiler[

If Squirll wife were to become the true canon, I'm sure Arther's Kingdom would have survived.

>>21850627
Lancelot would have had Gwenivere and Arthur could have concentrated on Mordred...true story

>>21850903
>Arthur could have concentrated on Mordred
Well, not following up on Merlin's "kill all the kids in a certain place" plan in response to a prophecy would help in that version of Arthurian lore. For the rest, I guess that's true,

>>21844337
Not forever. Squirrels only live for around two years.

>>21851195

Two years of soul crushing loneliness.

>>21851250
Oh yes, of course. That much is a given. Some more loneliness for a while after death as well, until the brains are eaten by worms.

>>21851761
> Some more loneliness for a while after death as well, until the brains are eaten by worms.
Well, if she died and went to an afterlife, she'd be lonely until Arthur showed up, at which point he'd realize that he was a complete dumbass for ditching her.

>>21851250
Ppl at Di$ney never do the research. Red skwirrels look like this:

>>21851944
Assuming that the afterlife doesn't consider Squirrel soul to be a delicacy,

>>21852446

You sir, are mean.

Speaking of squirrels...

In b4 404

>>21844752
and generally when people try to point out how fucking retarded /co/ sometimes is, they're told to "chill out" about it.

if you could step back and see how stupid and obsessive you looked, we wouldn't have to point it out, yknow?

>>21844404
That's bullshit.

The squirrel is obviously Morgan le Fay. Who was being taught magic by Vivienne (the fat, older squirrel) similarly as to how Merlin was teaching Arthur at the same time.

Vivienne's screaming reaction upon seeing Merlin return to his human form was not from fear of his size, but rather from recognition.

It was Arthur's spurning of Morgan-squirrel that led to her ultimate lust for revenge.

Pfft, duh.

lrn2ArthurianLegend... gaw.

I just want to mention I do like saying "Chickoo?"

>>21858628
If only Di$ney put moar effort into the film and explained that situation.

My bump worked!

>>21858746
I'm totally making that up.

>>21846630

>is there any King Arthur story where Arthur gets an opportunity to fix his mistakes OTHER than the Hazel story?

Hmmmm....

>>21859035

I am now imagining Saber the Squirrel. Manually

>>21858856
I meant the situation in the film. We are left with a broken aesop.