I don't believe such a plushy exists.

There's already a thread with several happy ponies >>21742929.

Please delete this one

>>21745966
It was real as fuck, man.
I didn't check the label whether it was G3 or FiM, though.
Dutchfag here, btw. Maybe we get the cool stuff first for a change?

>>21745949
I believe suicide is your only solution.

You probably can't even sew, either, so you'll never get a good pocket to insert your Fleshlight on that thing. Better to give it up.

>>21745987
>Dutchfag
I'm going to find that plushie, buy it, and depending on my mood I will either be a generous saint or a horrible monster.

>>21746011
>Implying I wouldn't respect Rainbow Dash's "Boys are yucky" stance.

>>21746019
Godspeed, dude. I found it at Blokker.
In fact I think I'll gather some courage, go back to the store and study it more closely.

>>21745949
>>21745966
>>21745982
>>21745987
>>21745993
>>21746019
>>21746025
>>21746040

faggots

Reminder that the /co/wards watching this show want to buy toys like this.

>>21746176

> Implying that we here at /co/ are not a cowardly superstitious lot.

>>21746095

>faggots

Fixed.

>>21745949
Just buy a Chrismas/birthday card along with it and ask to have it gift-wrapped, brony. Face saved! (Um, when you get some cash, that is.)

>>21745966

It does exist:

http://vnctoys.com/rainbowdashnancoplushmylittlepony.aspx

http://www.amazon.com/Little-Pony-Rainbow-Jumbo-Plush/dp/B004BNG3FI

http://www.amazon.com/Little-Pony-Plush-Doll-Rainbow/dp/B0036F90PW

Here's a picture of me fucking my plushie Rainbow Dash :3

>>21746439
yew, disgusting. HAsbro, I am DISAPOIINT

>>21746458

I think that actually looks more like Rainbow Dash than the plush does.

Had to be said.

>>21746458
it looks like it hungers for pussies

>>21746439
>>21746517
The Blokker plushie looks very different.
But damn, I was too ashamed to even take a good look. Lots of people in the store. I couldn't gather the coruage to lift it from the tray and study the label (if it doesn't say FiM, it's automatically shit).

>>21746439

They... suck, man.

>>21746569

Well as a FRIEND, I would say muster your COURAGE, do what you want and don't worry about what other people think.

I'm not about to go spamming my My Little Pony appreciation about willy nilly in real life, but if I see something I like, I get it.

If other people are so insecure and childish and worried about their own masculinity that they feel they have to shit all over my joy? That's their deal, not mine. I just smile and ignore them.

When did people start using the word plushie to make themselves feel better about getting a stuffed animal?

First I thought you were all trolls, then maybe shills, now I know you are really just a bunch of pedophiles.

>>21745949
Go back home, get money, go back, when buying it either stare vacantly away from the register or blandly smile, if they ask, say it's for your niece, then take it home, cut a hole between its back legs, fix it up how you want it, and rape Rainbow Dash to your heart's content.

>>21746716
That's disgusting.

>>21746569
so wait, did the stuffed animal look like the actual new cartoon?

>>21745949
O.o

RAINBOW DASH

Does not approve.

>>21745949
Also Rainbow Dash needs her own high-speed 3D flying game.

Or at least something similar to Robot Unicorn Attack, and dashing would blaze a rainbow trail behind her.

>>21745949
Just added some text to an ijmage. I've noticed a lot of people saying stuff like "Well I thought you were all faggots but I watched the show and now I think I'm a faggot because I like it and I want to an hero."

So here's an appropriate response.:)

>>21745949

>bronies

>>21746772

welp, that didn't last long

>>21747283
Locked again?

Haha, Livestream is the worst piece of shit ever.

>>21745949
Lol this is now top thread, page 1.

Nice. :D

>>21747349

They just kind of go around banning anything that gets a few reports. I understand it's hard to moderate thousands of streams at a time but it's too easy to abuse.

But we shouldn't be mad at them, it's just the guys who want to ruin our fun that keeps reporting streams.

>>21746569
1. Went back to the store
2. Gathered courage
3. Examined plushie and label more closely
4. Ugly G3 crap
5. mfw

How can there be so little merchandise? This is My Little Pony we're talking about.

Is there anything other than the moulded hair gift set and the brushable hair main 6 toys?

Was this at a Toys R Us? Cuz if not, just grab that shit and leave, sure stealing a plushie is kinda lolwut, but better than actually paying for the damn merchandise that's not a gift.

That being said, don't do that at a Toys R Us.

or not steal at all because its a dick thing to do

>>21747376
>implying livestream did anything remotely wrong
>implying you weren't streaming copyrighted materials
>implying the host isn't a criminal
>implying you shouldn't get the fuck out of the US if you don't like their laws
>implying your petty, broken, hypocritical morals matter even in the slightest

implying saying implying a thousand times in green text doesn't make you a fagot

>>21747537
>It's Ok if I do it but if YOU do it then it isn't allowed!
>Sure is double standards in here

>>21745987
>mfw when Dutchfag

But then I realized that in all likelihood it's just Rainbow Dash from one of the old series. MiF isn't even out here yet (and likely won't, except perhaps some of the channels you pay for seperately).

I'm still checking the store tomorrow.

>>21747537
>implying irony
implying u not mad

>>21747592
see
>>21747402

Don't bother, brony.

>>21746672
It is the holiday season. Buy it, adn ask fora gift receipt.

implying i ever was ever mad

>>21747642
>ever was ever
Aw, he's so mad he can't keep his wittle bawance.

>>21747592

I thought Rainbow Dash was invented especially for Friendship is Magic?

There were other characters in the past with rainbow mane/tail, but if that plush specifically sais Rainbow Dash... then it's from the new series.

>>21747592

did you even check the link? The thing is from the older series, its ugly and chunky as fuck, definitely not the new design

balance..

wut
also i actually am tired i think im done

>>21747623
Darn.
>>21747659
There's been more than one Rainbow Dash.
>>21747661
Got excited with posting, didn't read the thread yet.

1. online shopping
2. all the problems solved

it is what internet was invented for, doing the things you would not do otherwise in the real world

also if you are looking old enough just say it is for you daughter. if not it is christmas gift for little sister.

>>21747708
Or they could just grow a pair and buy it.
If you're male people will assume it's a gift. Store employees won't care either way. They just need to sell it.

ok /co/ I can't make up my mind. Do I buy the giant gift set of ponies or do I buy some of the "real hair" Ponies? My favorite Pony is Rainbow Dash but so far it looks like she hasn't gotten a decent toy release yet. so help me decide /co/.

>>21747947

I guess it depends what you want them for. What do you intend to do with them or where do you intend to put them when you get them? Are other people going to see them?

>>21747983
I'm getting them to enjoy, they'll most likely end up on my desk or on a shelf looking cute. A few people might see them but really I don't care if they do. I've been modding MLP for years now so really it wouldn't get a second glance from family and friends.

>>21747947

I bought three of the larger ponies with hair: Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, and Pinkie Pie.

Then I saw the big set with Celestia, Twilight, Spike, etc.

So I'm gettng that too. The only duplicate character I'll have is Pinkie Pie. And I can deal with two Pinkie Pies.

>>21748063
How is the quality of the hair ponies? I've heard people complaining that they don't look like the characters very much.

From all I hear, the G4 toys so far are pretty average and off model. Probably better off holding out, see if they release deluxe sets or something- right now I bet they're just trying to clear the G3 stock.

>>21748117

They're reasonable. I mean, the biggest difference between the toys and the cartoon models is the hair. You're not going to have Pinkie's big bouffant, or Rainbow Dash's butch cut.

The hair is there to be combed with little plastic combs. They're too be played with, not to be stuck on a shelf just to look like the cartoon.

Also: Fluttershy comes with a little plastic cart to pull, and a little Angel to go in the cart.

With all this G3 and G4 and whatever else, what is Friendship is Magic? This is the only pony show I've ever watched.

imagines a 40 year old man playing with ponies...

>>21748264
that's why i took all the mirrors out of my house

>>21748150
I think I will hold off until we get a good Rainbow Dash. Or at least a DVD release.

>>21748183
That sounds ridiculously adorable.

>>21748217
FiM is G4.

Reject dweebs! When you decide not to be lame anymore - vote Gilda.

Endless night! Don't be a foal - vote Luna.

>>21747349
Is there ever going to be another stream?

She'll get it done in ten seconds flat! If you can keep up - vote Dash.

the toy only have 1 fucking row of hair. it looks cheaper than fucking chinese bootlegs.

Laugh in the face of danger! For a non-stop party - vote Pinkie Pie.

>>21748383
Just go to the Elements of Harmony forum and wait for news.

Another 1000 years! Don't risk it - re-elect Princess Celestia.

A natural born leader! She doesn't mean to brag, but she's the best - vote Twilight.

Um, um... If it's okay with you - vote Fluttershy.

Style, sophistication! You know it's the right choice, dahlings - vote Rarity.

Soup's on! The most trustworthy of all, and tough to the core - vote Applejack.

hey faggot, get a job and make some money then go back and buy your gay ass rainbow horsie and tell the cashier you're getting it for your daughter/younger sister/neice whatever for Christmas and quit being an emo bitch on /co/

Derp! Hurp Derpy.

>>21748489

she has my vote!

its simple, if Dash has wings she's G4, if not she's shit tier

rping has got to stop.....

>>21748217
>>21748217
>>21748304
It's terminology stolen from Transformers fans (though they lost track after G1 and G2).

G1: The original ponies. Smooze, SHOO BE DOO ect
G2: Some reboot or something, I don't know that much
G3: Almost entirely toys and direct-to-video/DVD movie stuff. Includes some of the worst things ever under the MLP brand.
G4: Friendship is Magic, and the first time it's actually pretty good.

>>21748524

BAD rping has got to stop

if its funny, then go for it

>>21748524
RPing gave us this.

I'm fine with it when it's done right, but it just very rarely is.

DAMMIT HASBRO, I REALLY WANT TO GIVE YOU MY MONEY BUT I CAN'T! WHY CAN'T YOU GIVE US TOYS THAT ACTUALLY LOOK LIKE THEIR ANIMATED COUNTERPARTS?!

Of course, why bother? Your target audience, young girls, will buy them anyways.

>>21748524

Newfag here.

rping?

>>21748550

more of this would be awesome
not neccasarily more GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE
but the same general idea

>>21748538
G2: "All the ponies walk on two legs and go to school and shit."

G3: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSRp6wlgbEM

>>21748489
I WILL FOLLOW YOU TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH, MY QUEEN

>>21748561
Role playing.
Posting images of a character and then posting as though you were that character.

>>21748561
Role-playing

saying quotes from the cartoon, making up lines and stories and encounters based on what little prior knowledge we have and sometimes taking things out of context so as to create varying degrees of content

also please refer to >>21748550

for an example

>>21748538
>the first time it's actually pretty good.
It's no better or worse than the original. It's exactly the same level of entertainment. Stop trying to make the current show out to be something special.

>>21748605
It has a core cast of characters that are given distinct personalities. That's a disting improvement over 40+ characters who get maybe 1 line every 20 episodes.

>>21748538
G2s were weird looking. They're the only ones I never bothered with.

>>21748605
>Any episode of FiM
>Any episode of the original series
Seriously, take our worst episode so far and compare it to the first movie or bright lights or anything, or even compare it to a rare good episode like the ghost of paradise estates, or hell, take the pilot movie, Rescue from Midnight Castle, and compare it to the two pilot episodes of FiM.

FiM is better in pretty much every possible way, and I watched the originals both as a kid and more recently after the pilot for this show aired to refresh myself with how the show really was.

>>21748550
>>21748599
>the roleplayer is a sad furry that even furries hate

How do you live with yourselves?

>>21748605

You know, despite what you might think not every show is equal. Most franchises have a wide fluctuation of quality over time.

>>21748681
Hell, I'm using Transformers as a comparison and it's never been more apt. That franchise has gone through huge reboots of continuity, style, tone and quality, and often they can often get like completely different shows with the same name.

>>21748470
Obvious choice.

>>21748605
It's the first time that people worked on the show who earned their laurels in much-praised shows like Powerpuff Girls, MLaaTR and Foster's.
You can see the difference. Previous generation cartoons were cynical, loveless products with no creativity, but the present one is actually enjoyable.

One of the best things about G3 ponies was that each toy had a magnet in one of it's hooves. When I lived alone my fridge was covered in ponies.

>>21748673
OK, well all the sexual roleplaying has to friggin stop. If it's funny, OK, but god damn some of you people are sick in the head. You can spout "lol 4chan, I dont care" all you want, but you're just further tainting the shows already natural aversion.

If it's any consolation I feel ashamed to be associated with these people.

>>21748673
By not letting some asshole ruin our fun? Besides, that fucker stopped.

You know what I love about this show? It shits on the EVERYTHING WAS GREAT BACK THEN, EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE NOW bullshit that retards like to spout every goddamn day.

>>21748750
Got pics?

Hell, anyone who's got pics of other gen ponies, (animated or toy) mind posting them and identifying where they're from for compare/contrast?

yea, enough of candy vags and stuff. it really puts me off.

>>21748673
He is not the only one roleplaying Trixie.

I know that, because:

1) He uses screencaps he took himself
2) I have roleplayed Trixie myself a few times

I don't RP anymore, because he took all the fun out of it.

>used to believe that every show nowadays was shit and that the only good cartoons were the ones from the 90s
>browsing /v/ (the ONLY board I used to browse)
>suddenly, MLP FIM thread
>"My little Pony? Seriously? What the fuck..."
>Decide to watch it for shits and giggles
>NOSTALGIA GOOGLES SHATTERED TO PIECES
>my face
>started browsing /co/
>started to experience other good shows like Adventure Time and Batman The Brave and the Bold

I regret nothing.

>>21748780
I used to have a Massive MLP collection, yes Massive with capital M.
I would go on epic adventures with them as a kid, had a whole drawer full of them.
These days I think they're all in storage. Think the only thing I could find now would be the VHS of the smooze movie now... maybe the board game.

Hasbro should release high quality and expertly detailed 1:48 scale My Little Pony model kits

>>21748550
That RP inspired this

>>21748896
That's incredibly terrible on every level. I never want to see it again, and I suspect the only reason you yourself have posted it is because you are the artist. Please, never try to form sentences or shapes again.

>>21748896
do we need anymore proof?

current pic work based in the gilda/pinkie fic Classes, the Griffon, Tale of a Lonely Soldier Girl

>>21748780
I'm not sure where I've hidden pictures. But most of my G3s made it into the series I worked on(pic related). Episodes are online if you want to see them.

>>21748931
What are you talking about, this is incredibly amusing.

>>21748871
Massive as this?

So from what I gather in this thread...

>People buy the giant plush ponies.
>sew fleshlights dipped in candy for CANDY VAG.
>get one of those little build-a-bear voicebox recorders to store various sounds of pleasures and neighs from the show.
>Sew some material to give the pony "bedroom eyes"

>>21749081

man that is going like 4 steps too far

>>21749011
What the fuck is this shit!?

>>21749011
>>21748896
BOTH OF YOU.

DON'T EVER DRAW AGAIN.

>>21749077
Not quite that massive, but approximately around 4 and a half shelves from the bottom up.

>>21749112
Going to far would be sewing one from scratch

if you guys continue this sexual rp shit, i'm going email the creators everyday about this disturbing images and text until they pull the show off air

I'm 23, and i've never liked MLP previous generations. i though they're all really creepy, always have.

FiM is fucking awesome though. and that's why i'm here.

>>21749193

>>lauren faust gets wind of this
>>she starts shlicking to her own creations twisted by her fans

>>21749193
Nobody's ever done sexual RP shit with the ponies on this board in a way that wasn't for laughs.

When it's funny the candy vags stuff is as good as anything else.

C'mon guise, this is 4chan. If you're not already a libertine you shouldn't even be reading it.

>>21749146
i know i need more practice but i love draw

>>21749239
Rainbow dash is her author insert, a new version of Firefly.

Rainbow dash is implied to be a lesbian if not at least bisexual.

Do the math.

>>21749221
You only like it because of the antics of the /co/ fan community. There's nothing in the show itself to set it apart.

>>21749011
>>21748896
>>21749146
>MFW

>>21746439
Other items sold by the seller at the middle link.

(Chimney Tree is about a young Jewish girl during Nazi times who marries a bookstore owner.)

>>21749282

admittedly yes, if not for /co/ i would never have gotten into this show

course, the same can be said for adventure time...

>>21749282

>>21749276
>Rainbow dash is her author insert, a new version of Firefly.

What?
No...

Fireflye was already a daredevil to begin with. Dash is just a bit more Buttercupish.

>>21749332
Eh, I guess.

Does anyone have the download links for the episodes or a torrent? Also did we ever get get HQ Applebuck season and some of the others that were jacked up?

Anyone got the newest version of this image?

>>21749308
>the same can be said for adventure time...
Exactly.

Ok people. Joking about Rainbow Dash being a lesbian is all fun in games, but when people like
>>21749276
actually start believing this crap, that's where it has to stop.

>>21749011
oh god what the hell have I wrought?

>>21749454
She's already tomboyish and dykey (versus AJ who is just tomboyish) and then her clingy "friend from camp" shows up, who is even more of a dyke than her.

It's implied she's a lesbian.

>>21749247
>implying you or any other ""brony"" knows what irony means

>>21748550

I remember that thread. I hope that guy comes back again sometime.

>>21749454

There's a good chance that the makers intended Rainbow Dash to actually be a lesbian character. In part because they want a diverse group of characters and there's no good reason not to have a lesbian character. In part to try to appeal to the gay community. Which is a huge demographic to get if you want to sell merchandise.

Also, Twilight Sparkle is the author insert. A studious nerd, with the same bowl cut bangs.

>>21749498
>It's implied she's a lesbian.

Just like how it was implied that Zuko and Katara would hook up at the end of- oh wait no, that was jumping to conclusions based on retarded speculation. Much like this.

inb4 "but we're not being serious about it we're doing it IRONICALLY"

Shes a tomboy, so she must be lesbian right guys?

Did none of you ever graduate out of high school or what?

>>21749538
HER NAME IS RAINBOW. IT'S NOT HARD TO CONNECT THE DOTS.

>>21749538
I will admit Rainbow Dash is a stretch (but not by much), but Gilda is so friggin dyke it's not even funny. She even comes off as the stereotypical domineering butch.

>>21749498
Gilda was a classmate. Not some experimental camp friend. And clingy? She dumped RD right when she learned that being friends wasn't in her best interest.

All of it. RD being gay, Gilda being her old girlfriends and chasing after pony vag is ALL made up by /co/!

>>21749581

She's a tomboy with a butch hair cut, rainbows, and a diesel dyke gal pal.

What are you? Autistic?

It'll never be confirmed or denied but I like to think that Dash is a lesbian.

One that her friends don't think any less of her for being, and one that her friends aren't threatened by.

It feels good man, that kind of acceptance...

>>21749607

Would you be offended if we said Rarity is straight?

No? Get over your homophobia.

Guys.

Guys.

Stop feeding the troll.

Oh dear god. It's come to this. Next, these same people believing Rainbow Dash is lesbian will brainwash themselves into believing they are ALL lesbian.

All just to fulfill their disgusting sexual desires. Why 4chan? WHY???????????????

>>21749477
i find cool that fic and the end relly funny thats why i do this pic

>>21749597
>>21749587
Sorry I deleted that post cause I didn't read the whole post I was replying to. But still, the only ones implying that these character are gay are the people who aren't actually working on the show. From what I've heard, that hadn't even crossed the creators minds until the rumors started.

>>21749617
She studied on a pseudo-military school. And that's the feel they were looking for Gilda. Seems to be a bit misinterpreted by wierd guys like you, who take fanon very seriously.

>>21749630
You know, it could be called homophobia... IF I WAS SAYING ANYTHING HOMOPHOBIC.

Stop throwing around that damn word. Overusing it will not get you ANYWHERE.

Rainbow Dash is NOT your lesbian fantasy. Get over it.

>>21749638
No. JUST Dash. And maybe Gilda.

I forgot how alpha this shit is.

>>21749630
Lol no one even said that I was offended by them being gay. Its just you guys are making up shit and taking too far. Its a kids cartoon for godsakes. Why should their sexual preference even matter?

>>21749673

You're getting upset over the idea that a cartoon character is gay. You are not over the equally valid idea that a different cartoon character is straight.

Get over yourself.

>>21749665
OF COURSE THE PEOPLE WORKING ON THE SHOW AREN'T GOING TO SAY IT OUTRIGHT.

LOOK WHAT HAPPENED WITH LEXINGTON.

>>21749503
He is in the steam group as trixie.

The only trixie out of 20 rainbow dashes, fluttershys, and twilights.

I hope you all understand that Lauren Faust would be EXTREMELY dissapointed by people calling Rainbow a lesbian. She creates a daredevil, strong female character, and people immediately label her as lesbian.

>>21749650
>My idea of 'fun' is watching cartoons for preschoolers and having sexual fantasies about the characters being OOC dykes

Holy shit get arrested already or something

>MFW this thread direction.

>>21749673
It's not a lesbian fantasy for me, it's the idea that she's gay and accepted and everyone treats it as normal that gets me. She doesn't have to be flamboyant about it, it's just a part of her and her friends are fine with it and accept that and everything.

;_;

>>21749667
the show never confirmed it was a pseudo-militaristic school. It was just said as camp. The military camp thing is part of the fandom. So you can't bitch about lesbian fandom and accept military fandom to defend your argument.

There's tons of camps for kids, none militaristic or remotely outdoorsy. I attended three camps as a kid, all of them were held at a university nor were they militaristic in anyway.

>>21749699
No im not. Im getting upset that you immediatley call any strong female character you come across as lesbian.

Also, "get over it" is not a comeback. Please actually come up with a decent argument other than "THEY MADE A GAY CHARACTER BECAUSE I SAID SO GET OVER IT."

Here's what I think. I think that I wouldn't mind if Dash was lesbian or not, but it doesn't seem like there's much evidence for it, so for now I'm going to stick with my opinion that she's straight, but a bit...stronger, I guess is the word I'm looking for.

>>21749732
>>21749727
>>21749697
>>21749673
>>21749665
>>21749638
>>21749581

Dykey ponies, fun to ship!

WHAT THE HELL. Sexuality has nothing to do with this cartoon and it never will.

As far as I'm concerned they're all genderless, platonic and get off on harmony and friendship instead of lowly carnal desires.

>>21749732

Rainbow Dash being lesbian would not be out of character.

Rainbow Dash being straight would be out of character.

>>21749750
This would work you know.

If Rainbow Dash was actually lesbian, and not just a scapegoat for you wanting to be socially accepted. I bet if you actually went out and talked to some people, they wouldn't give half a damn about your sexuality. Instead, you sit here fantasizing over this cartoon character you have arbitrarily labeled as lesbian.

>>21749718
I'd be extremely happy if there was a strong, daredevil female character as a lesbian.

Not that they'd ever openly come out with gay characters in a kids show. They want to sell toys to homophobic parents to feed their little girls too.

But I can dream.

>>21749756
why is being a lesbian so offensive? just because she's a strong girl she shouldn't be labeled a lesbian? There's other strong characters who weren't labeled as lesbians either, like AJ. AJ wasn't labeled one until ticket master and the running pulling RD's tail gag.

>>21749789
Cut it out already.

>>21749789

In one episode, Rarity has a fantasy about marrying a male character.

Nobody went apeshit.

>>21749756
>Also, "get over it" is not a comeback. Please actually come up with a decent argument other than "THEY MADE A GAY CHARACTER BECAUSE I SAID SO GET OVER IT."
>Also, "get over it" is not a comeback. Please actually come up with a decent argument other than "THEY MADE A GAY CHARACTER BECAUSE I SAID SO GET OVER IT."
>Also, "get over it" is not a comeback. Please actually come up with a decent argument other than "THEY MADE A GAY CHARACTER BECAUSE I SAID SO GET OVER IT."
>Also, "get over it" is not a comeback. Please actually come up with a decent argument other than "THEY MADE A GAY CHARACTER BECAUSE I SAID SO GET OVER IT."
>Also, "get over it" is not a comeback. Please actually come up with a decent argument other than "THEY MADE A GAY CHARACTER BECAUSE I SAID SO GET OVER IT."
>Also, "get over it" is not a comeback. Please actually come up with a decent argument other than "THEY MADE A GAY CHARACTER BECAUSE I SAID SO GET OVER IT."
>Also, "get over it" is not a comeback. Please actually come up with a decent argument other than "THEY MADE A GAY CHARACTER BECAUSE I SAID SO GET OVER IT."

>>21749789
I agree, except for the genderless part. They're very much female.

>>21749795
Just wait for the inevitable chapter where Rainbow Dash is forced to act lady-like.

You just wait.

>>21749806
and hasn't been labeled one since the next episode came out, I might add.

>>21749780
WHAT YOU MEAN THERE'S MORE THAN 1 PERSON THAT DOESN'T AGREE WITH MY SEXUAL FANTASIES? OH NO.

There are multiple people here supporting the idea that Lesbian Dash is just a fantasy of you low lives. Please stop trying to cast down our argument by screaming "SAMEFAG SAMEFAG"

G1 Spike also had it's moments.

Guys guys. You know how Celestia loves her sister?
I think she's a dyke.
Or how Spike is always around girls. He might be gay. Or even how Snips and Snails haven't been fucking any of the main characters? I think its cause they're gay! And the manticore and the Ursa minor? They're gay too!

>>21749708
who's lexington?

>>21749806
And just because she's a strong girl she should be labeled a lesbian?

>>21749754
I don't know a lot about camps, but singing that stupid hymn, or song, or whatever, EVERY SINGLE MORNING sounded a but militaristic to me.

>>21749841
A gargoyle from the show Gargoyles, the lead writer said he was supposed to be gay but the networks wouldn't allow it.

This is us ITT (watch through 6:00 for AWESOME)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rroserRiuOU#t=4m31s
MLP Tales (G2)

>>21749814
Im sorry, as someone who has been here since the beginning, people DID go apeshit over that. People even went so far as to say she "made it up" so they could keep their Rarity waifus.

People who make the pony's their "waifus" are JUST as bad as the people labeling Rainbow as Lesbian.

>>21749852
Pinkie Pie! You forgot to spoiler!

>>21749841
Lexington from Gargoyles, people thought he was gay for the longest time, /co/ bitched about it for a long time back and forth with a bunch of folks saying he wasn't, a year or two ago they announced that yes Lexington was always gay.

>>21749826

There have been numerous good arguments made on valid reasons why people believe the show's creators are strongly implying that the character of Rainbow Dash is a lesbian.

You're choosing to ignore them, and are creating straw man arguments like because she's a strong character (nevermind that Applejack is stronger, but nobody's calling her a lesbian character). Or because it satisfies some sexual fantasy (if we were going to have sexual fantasies about Rainbow Jack, she'd be straight).

And I'm not telling you to get over it because of some verbal one-up-manship.

I'm telling you to get over it because you seriously need to get over it.

>>21749867
But she did make it up. That's the fucking DEFINITION of a fantasy.

>>21749840
requesting that one pic of the two dragons on the show.
I meant to save it.

>>21749840

>Guys guys. You know how Celestia loves her sister? I think she's a dyke.

Probably.

>>21749840
You sir, are a god.

This post sums up everyone's sick thought process while watching this show. The even sadder thing, is that I have seen ALL of those suggested.

Maybe its the females of the show? Females are REALLY into that same-sex stuff. No offense, that's just how it seems to be.

NO. YOUR PERVERSIONS ARE NOT CANON.

GET ON WITH IT.

I don't see how Rainbow Dash being a strong female character would make it bad for her to be a lesbian. As if lesbians aren't allowed to be strong female characters because it fits the stereotype too well? It's not like she's a raging bulldyke (that's gilda) either.

It's not like people are calling the other ponies lesbian all the time (except for fanfic purposes).

Personally I'd love to see gay representation in the show, but considering that, even if it was intentional, they would never say so... well, I'll just leave it up to my interpretation.

Don't mind if other people call her straight, but no need to get angry over people calling her gay.

>>21749867

People did not go apeshit because Rarity's heterosexuality became canonized in the show.

Shit about waifus is just people clowning around. You can get over that too.

>>21749890
The same could be said of you.

Instead of accepting my arguments, you just say "NO SHES LESBIAN GET OVER IT HOMOPHOBIC IDIOT."

You are even worse than I am... I weep for you.

FOREVER
ALOOOOOOOONE

>>21749896
You mean this? completely cannon btw

>>21749890
Really? Valid reasons? Point one out. Every one has either no basis, or could just as easily be applied to another pony.

>>21749540

Yeah, I remember when we used to laugh at people who took shipping this seriously. I don't know what the hell happened but with Homestuck and now MLP, it's like /co/ turned into DeviantART.

>>21749848
no, there are other factors that go into it, but my point is that there is another female character in the show who is strong and courageous and was not automatically labeled as gay.

I know what a girl who is strong and tomboyish feels like when they are automatically labeled as a lesbian, my sister went through that throughout high school. I wouldn't prejudice something like this just out of standard stereotypes. She didn't find it hurtful she was being called a lesbian, she was hurt because of the way they treated her because they thought she was. My sister is straight, just very tomboyish, and she has no problems with lesbians, but she was bullied because they thought she was one.

So i'm not sure what kind of self righteous bullshit you're trying to pull.

>>21749923
WHAT

>>21749890
The only argument that was actually given is "derp Gilda looks like a dyke therefore Dash is a full blown lesbian".

It's just a fan interpretation. Truth is, none of the characters will have a valid sexual orientation, unless explicitly stated in the show itself, which is the case of Rarity.

So, in my humble and honest opinion, you can stick your personal interpretation up your anus, and stop posting.

>>21749938
Yeah thats it! Thanks!

I wanted it posted cause its soooo relevant right now with all the gay talk.

>>21749934

You don't actually have any arguments.

You're just upset by the idea of a lesbian character in a kids cartoon.

>>21749924
Once again, I was there when the episode aired. The picture was posted, following many NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE.

It was quite sad to see, but this was during the shows infancy as well, while people were still watching it for fun instead of their sexual fantasies.

>tomboy
>mullet
>diesel dyke griffin friend she met in "camp"
>rainbow theme

Yeah I can't see how anyone would possibly think that Rainbow Dash is a lesbian. Fucking delusional ponyfuckers.

>>21749500
Why did I laugh at this?

>>21749969

If anything, he's upset at the fact people are SO convinced about her being a lesbian from nothing.

>>21749969
Once again you pull the same crap. "No you are just upset stop being upset and stop being homophobic get over it."

I won't argue with you if you are just going to brainwash yourself into fulfilling your social desires. Good day sir.

>>21749970

If you were there, then you'll remember that not one person that said

"how dare they portray Rarity as heterosexual! There should be nothing about sexuality in childrens cartoons! These people are perverts!"

> /co/ discussing about a cartoony pony's sexual orientation

>>21749973
>tomboy

The strong female archetype has been around for decades. It doesn't automatically imply that the strong female is a dyke, sorry.

>rainbow theme

Rainbows? In MY Little Pony? Get the hell out.

Can we all at least agree that the Sea serpent was portrayed as stereotypically gay? Showing that maybe there are some implications in the show that maybe there are some gay characters.

I mean i've yet to see a stereotypical dyke but I would say Gilda comes pretty darn close

>this thread

>MFW this whole thread
Seriously. I'm leaving and not coming back till Friday. With no new episode, these threads are getting worse and worse.

BRONIES! YOU'RE TEARING US APART! THIS IS NOT WHAT FRIENDSHIP IS ABOUT!!

>>21750006

Especially when you realize that the overabundance of females implies that they're asexual worker drones, and therefore it's more likely that they reproduce via an egglaying queen.

>>21750027
it's funny, it's ok to see effeminate men and assume them as fags, but you see a butchy girl and you can't call her a dyke without some cunt getting all pissy about it and yelling about male oppression and feminist shit.

SHE'S A STRONG FEMALE THEREFORE SHE IS GAY

I used to have a friend who was effeminate. He would talk about romance and loving women for their hearts and not for their bodies. He would wear perfume because he said cologne wasn't good enough.

He was a hateful SOB who would have punched a gay couple he saw kissing in an IHOP one time - if he'd had the balls to do it. I used to have a friend, until he told me that.

>>21749990

So then why do you believe that Rainbow Dash is straight?

>>21750027

The Sea Serpant was gayer than the Village People and his ordeal was solved with FASHION.

>MFW I don't need to troll MLP threads anymore, the posters do it to theirselves

>>21750003
And tell me, exactly WHERE have people said
"THEY SHOULD NEVER HAVE A LESBIAN CHARACTER IN CARTOONS"
No one has. We are merely condoning you for automatically assuming that a strong female character is lesbian for no reason.

>>21750047
Ditto. I think I'll stick to the late night pony discussions where people actually discuss MLP and can hold intelligent conversations.

>>21750062
dumping a friend for hating faggots? you're a terrible person.

>>21750058
Helga was gay though.
Just kidding.

>>21750071

I don't believe anything about Rainbow Dash yet.

She does strike me as the most probable lesbian in the cast, but that's it.

>>21750058
>tough tomboy girl
>obsessed with effeminate boy.

yeah bitch was a total dyke

>>21750071
You want to know my theory? SHES ABSOLUTELY NOTHING UNTIL THE SHOW SAYS SO. If she hooks up with some guy wonderbolt? Perfect amazing wonderful.

She doesn't hook up at all? Perfect amazing wonderful.

She hooks up with Gilda and makes out with her in their makeup episode? Perfect amazing wonderful.

BUT UNTIL THAT HAPPENS..... STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP.

>>21750118
oh noes how dare people speculate! i'm not a homophobe i'll prove it by saying that I'll accept it when the show tells me it's real.

>Homosexuality debates in a My Little Pony thread

We are through the motherfucking looking glass here people.

>>21750086
Uh.... most night threads are people RPing about sticking items up their privates with magically enhanced items.

this IS the intelligent discussion you want. Either stick around or get the HELL out.

>>21750082
It's not for no reason, it's for several.

Granted, none of them are really concrete, but fan speculation is a part of enjoying the show.

It should come as no surprise to anyone that people associate rainbows and strong female characters with lesbians.

The show is meant for young girls. Therefore the entire cast is made u of female characters. You can't give hem all the same character so of course some of them are going to be more adventurous and strong than others. Rainbow Dash is one of those tomboys.

Seriously, this is like arguing that Buttercup from the Powerpuff Girls was gay just because she was tougher than the others.

>>21750133

It's speculation until you angrily attack other people for disagreeing with you and go YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS/UPSET/MAD. Then it's just retarded fanon.

>>21750133
I don't know who is who anymore, but if you are the guy from before, thank you for accepting that it is mere speculation. If you are someone new though, try to keep all speculation low, as the damn threads are already full of "whos straight and whos not."

>>21750027

>Can we all at least agree that the Sea serpent was portrayed as stereotypically gay?

You'd have to live in a monastery to miss that. That guy was beyond fruitcake.

Um, guys? Uh, Rainbow Dash overheard what you said about her, and, um, she doesn't want to talk to you anymore. I think she's mad at you.

So could you, uh, pretty please stop?

> This thread, the ruffians.

>this thread

/co/. You have it backwards. Gilda is straight and she remembers her friend RD being perfectly straight. However she noticed Ponyvilles high female population over males and after meeting Pinkie Pie, she just assumed that she wasn't the only dyke. Gilda tested the waters when RD left her alone. Scared granny, stole and even frightened Fluttershy. She was right. No male ponies came to stop her. There were hardly any in the city. It was a female dominant land. Gilda became scared, torn and confused of her friends change in taste and preference and gave her one chance to free her from it all. RD refused so Gilda just left her in the care of the gay city. Gilda wants RD to return to their old group of friends they had in flight school, but not because Gilda loves RD but because She misses her.

>>21745949
Okay, guys, this has gone far enough... I thought it ws pretty funny too, but please, stop trollin' by pretending that you ACTUALLY BELIEVE that Dash is intended to be a lesbian. I know that YOU know it isn't intentionally implied that way and the only reason you're 'sticking to your guns' is to provoke responses.

If I'm wrong then god help us all.

Protip: There are only two characters canonically attracted to the opposite sex, Spike and Rarity. Any assumptions about the sexuality of any of the other characters are ALL non-canonical, speculative, and just for fantasy and/or fun.

I say this because I see plenty of het shit in these threads as well but when it comes to complaining it's all about OH GOD THEY'RE DOING THEIR HOMOSEXUAL PERVERSIONS when the heterosexual material is just as non-sensical. Shut up and have fun, ignore people liking what you don't like, save your double standards.

>>21750176
You have lost it, dumbface, you don't even know who are you talking to.

>>21750176
"She is a strong female character, so she is lesbian."

Call me homophobic? I call you sexist.

It's a cartoon that doesn't involve sex. These characters don't have sexualities.

>thread

>>21750223
This man knows his stuff. Until I see Fluttershy trying to hook up with Big Mac or Rainbow Dash, she has NO SEXUALITY.

>>21750221
OOH! Are we back to making up amazingly stupid theories?
Yay! Its like its a pony thread again!

>>21750223

People have done both with the same fucking intent.

You're overreacting over the discussion in this thread.

>>21750221
>Gilda
>Straight

>>21750231

Except nobody's calling RD a lesbian because she's strong. Nobody's calling AJ a lesbian, and she's stronger than RD.

What you're doing is called a strawman. You're inventing a bad argument and claiming that your opponent is using that argument. Then you debunk that bad argument (which you've invented), and then act like you've beaten your opponent.

>>21745949

...

Um...

...

O.o

...

Friendship sparkles?

:)

...

D:

>>21750283

Bronies like to depict RD and AJ together, so yeah.

>>21750292
DERPY! we need your help! Use your magic to suck up all the derpiness in this thread!! An evil has overtaken our bronies!

>>21750283
You just slipped up bro.

All the lesbian shippers EVERYWHERE has pounced on Applejack, only second to Rainbow Dash. Why? She is a strong female character. You slipped up bro. I win.

>>21750292
COULD YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP, DERPY?

WE ARE HAVING A VERY SERIOUS DISCUSSION ABOUT FANON, HERE. TRY NOT TO INVOLVE YOUR CHILDISH SPARKLES IN THIS CONVERSATION OF UTMOST IMPORTANCE.

>>21750223

I somewhat disagree. All the characters have sexuality, even though it's never addressed in the show. Just like all the ponies have parents, even though that's also purposefully left out of the show.

>>21745949
O.o

*Fallsover*

>>21750078

Here, have an animated version.

>>21750324
>Telling Derpy to shut up.
Thats it. I'm officially mad.

>>21750322
i think you're missing something here. AJ is only shipped with RD because of Ticketmaster and a running gag. It has nothing to do with her personality.

Anyway, im exhausted, and it's time for Sociology. Class. Ironically, the subject today is..... nevermind.

Foolish ponyfuckers imploding.

>>21750322

Wrong. Applejack is only shipped with Rainbow Dash because it's a running gag in the show about AJ constantly biting RD's tail.

Applejack is not portrayed as a lesbian any more than any of the other ponies outside of RD. And in any case, all that sexual stuff is people clowning around.

Outside of that, if you ask people their honest opinions, no goofing around- AJ is straight, RD is lesbian.

>>21750336
Lol I loved that one.

Saved.

>>21750371
I like to think that Rainbow Dash is actually a boy.

This is exactly the reason I love pony threads so much.

A little Lyle to lighten the mood:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXp4j1agK7Q#t=0m35s

>>21750223
Of COURSE Hasbro is bound to heteronormativity by Standards & Practices. Of COURSE it's possible that ANY of the Ponies is straight or gay (or bi) in the minds of the writers.

But did you ever stop to think that any of them might be transsexual? What if Rainbow Dash, who was born female, feels in her heart that she should have been born male? What if she cried herself to sleep at night wishing she could just be one of the guys? She idolizes the Wonderbolts; does she fantasize about comparing sizes in the Wonderbolts locker room after the big show?

And then there's that mule, and CANON interspecies fertility. Can a Pony be a furry? Does Fluttershy have a dragon fursuit in her closet? Does Angel get her off at night?

Stop your binary thinking, and think of the children. There's a reason gender issues are symbolized by a rainbow.

>>21750351
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT, MONKEY?

OBJECT ME TO DEATH?
EAT A BANANA?

I WANT YOU TO SEE TRY EACH OF THOSE, YOU MEDIOCRE LAWYER.

>>21750349

...Applejack and Rarity!?

>>21750387

Listen, if anybody's a trap, it's Applejack. She's got that patently phony accent, she's got the manliest build, and she's named both after a kind of booze, and she's named Jack.

I think she's a lesbian. I don't see anything wrong with her being a lesbian, and it fits her rainbow theme, her gal pal Gilda being a diesel dyke, her butch haircut and her personality. She hasn't strongly shown feelings for anyone in the cast other than friendship. That's enough for me, and I can understand why that wouldn't be enough to convince others.

The show has already had one implied gay character (the dragon from the pilot) and since that floodgate is already open, it's not too big a stretch to have another implied gay character in the main cast.

I don't expect them to ever confirm it. I do feel it's implied, but saying Dash is a lesbian is something that is purely opinion and fan-canon, though also in my opinion, one of those fan-theories that makes a show better, and I personally think that the assumption that she is a lesbian but her friends not caring adds something I like to both the show and her character.

>>21750410
she's also stronger than her brother

OK /CO/ THIS IS IT. THIS IS OUR STANCE.
THIS IS OUR COMPROMISE! RIGHT HERE!
ARE THE CHARACTERS GAY? ARE THE CHARACTERS STRAIGHT?
THIS IS HOW WE GO ABOUT ANSWERING THIS.
ALL THE CHARACTERS IN MY LITTLE PONY: FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC ARE BI.

Can we stop arguing now?!

>>21750423

Not really. That's was only because Big Mac was injured from all the studding.

>>21750336
I'm going to go on record here and tell you I honestly don't think that RD is supposed to have a defined sexual orientation. Like most of the other characters, a lot of details are left up to the imagination so it's easier for people to relate to the character.

What does that say about all of you, my naughty gayness-loving bronies? (not that there's anything wrong with that)

>>21750409

Nope, that's Glory. G1 Unicorn. Rarity didn't exist back then. Her pre-genswap design was based on Sparkler and now she honestly resembles Majesty more than Glory. And, amusingly, doesn't really resemble G3 rarity at all.

>>21750411
this is pretty much how I feel too. It's a fan assumption but it has no negative or ill will toward the character and it just adds a little extra to the show whether it's real or not.

>captcha trolls weekly
OH GOD CAPTCHA!

>>21750440

And what about the sea serpent?

>>21750327
Here's the thing, though.

If you gave any of the ponies a set of parents, there would be absolutely no reason to think the parents you just gave them are canonical characters.

Likewise, you can assume the characters have sexualities, but you need a canonical basis to know WHAT it is. Just supplying one in the absence of that is a fan theory.

So basically I guess I'm admonishing both sides of the argument that is/was going on here for taking their equally non-canonical assumptions about sexuality in a kid's cartoon too seriously.

>>21750424
I can agree with that.

>>21750409

Prototype Applejack and prototype Glory.
Rarity is Glory's expy on FiM because they couldn't use the original G1 characters anymore.

Also, this guy here is alpha as fuck.

>>21750445

>Her

That 'her' refers to rarity, not glory. Derp.

>>21750424
All the females are bi. All the males are asexual, except for the dragons.

>>21750453
There are plenty of campy, fabulous men who aren't gay. I know several.

>>21750486

Basically he's a huge fag, but he isn't a homosexual.

>>21750476
Big Mac hasn't done anything but be the first prominent male character. He breaks his back and is never actually seen doing anything away from home. How does that make him alpha?

>>21750411
I'm at work, can somepony screencap that for later use if this argument comes up again?

>>21750502
I think you are confusing being FABULOUS wiht being a fag. Shame on you.

>>21750506
Ribs.

or you know, it has nothing to do with sexual orientation, and they just want a diverse cast of personalities for a kids show. So you have a full spectrum of the more feminine girls (rarity, fluttershy, pinkie) to the neutral (twilight) to the tomboyish (applejack, and rainbow jack).

Its not coincide that the two least 'girly' of the characters are consistently paired as the fan favorite lesbian couple by /co/. We are reinterpretting characters aimed at kids into adult archetypes.

(and its just fun to dish about ponies for some reason)

>This thread
>Pony waifus
>Lesbian pony shipping
>People making futile attempts to argue against it
>Stupidly forget that they are on 4chan

Firefly and Applejack also had a bit of a history together waaaay before FiM.
RainbowDash is Firefly's expy because of the same issue with the character's rights. (On the other hand, the original Applejack was kind of a clumsy dumbass.)

Here's their sexualities as I see them. If you disagree with my fanon, I don't care.

>>21750535
>the two least 'girly' of the characters are consistently paired as the fan favorite lesbian
They are? I'm just going to have to voice my support of Pinkie Pie/Rainbow Dash then.

>>21750234
THANK you.

>>21750453
Oh, that river dragon was completely queer.

Most dragons are. Typically the dragonesses have to basically hold them down and rape them in order to conceive. They hold them down, dragoness pheromones and the dragon hormones do the rest.

Well the exception is ponies. Male dragons have a strange attraction to ponies and will often rape them with little provocation. Dragons often send their hatchlings to Equestria as interns so they can receive education, but once they begin to mature they're completely unmanageable and sent back again.

>>21750357
>>21750371
And the same VA.

>>21750547
at first i disagreed with bi-rarity. But then i think her character is like one of those girls from a new england private school. Outwardly pretty, mostly kind, but also a closet coke addict who is into some freaky shit, because it would just make daddy so mad if he ever found out.

wow, i need help.

>>21750576

Yeah, that's the only ship I sail that isn't hetero and I think they're the only non-straight girls out of the group. rainbow dyke and pinkie bi

>>21750597
>>21750597
hot

>>21750630
oh dragon rape fetishists,
YOU SO CRAZY

Are you all ready for DEY TUK ARR JERRRRBS next episode? It is an episode on racism after all.

>>21750630
Hey look somepony is wearing a smoothsuit.

Smack in hell smoothie.

>>21750689
Chris Rock is playing the Zebra

>>21750689
More like gossip.

>>21750689
>implying Celestia would allow non-ponies to partake in anything more than slave labor

Hahaha.

>>21750705

>>21750547
So Fluttershy is furry just because she likes animals and young dragons? And Applejack's a farmer, so she's into beastiality? Wow. You're being as disgustingly stereotypical as people saying Rainbow Dash is a lesbian.

Oh. Oh, wait. I get it now. You're being ironic. Carry on.

>>21750730

Lawl yeah that's what I was going for.

>>21750763
Yeah I thought he was joking

Reposting this pic because prototype MLP was hardcore.

>>21750792
Looking at this while listening to Scala's version of creep (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ut7ZTZAQBns&feature=related) Is surprisingly ..............saddening .. If thats a word

>>21750763
Possibly homosexual. Must investigate further.

>>21749970

>Once again, I was there when the episode aired. The picture was posted, following many NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE.

Oh man, I remember that. Everybody was pissed off. Rarity fans that waifu crushed on her got mad because she had eyes for another guy. Shippers that loved their sweet sweet lesbian Rarity started raging because she was now a confirmed straight, or at least bi-sexual.

I never saw any prince original art either. As far as some fans are concerned, he doesn't even exist in the canon. He seems to be loathed by the whole MLP: FiM community.

>>21750763
Wait, I'm being "disgustingly stereotypical" if Dash is a lesbian in my bullshit fanon? Dude, I KNOW lesbians who have Dash-like qualities/idolize Dash. (Also all the ponies are lesbians except Rarity in my headcanon)

What a great thread, guys.

>>21750859
Not because Rarity was confirmed straight.. but because she wasn't confirmed straight for Spike.

>>21750871

>(Also all the ponies are lesbians except Rarity in my headcanon)

Sign me up for that canon.

>>21750859
Uh, he's part of a fucking fantasy. We really don't know if he exists. There is plenty of Big Mac idolization to go around if you think people actually refuse to sexualize het/male ponies.

>>21750859

Way to go, bronies. You Rarity wifus have cursed Rarity to a life of loneliness with your jealousy, and now she'll never meet her prince.

>>21750859
It was more or less confusion over how Celestia could even have a nephew if Luna was locked away for one thousand years.

>>21750859

I bet Big Mac is a total power bottom. He likes being strapped to that plow a little too much.

"Yeah boy yeah boy yeah boy whip my ass, pull that rope harder. Jerk it."

>>21750982

Big Macintosh loves to plow sweet, sweet ponies all the night long, actually.
AJ introduced Pinkie Pie to him with the hopes that Big Macintosh would (literally) introduce himself to her so her hyperactive friend would use all her bottled up energy on Big Mac instead of prancing around and driving everyone crazy.

>>21750970
no one said she only had one sister. maybe #3 doesn't go for the whole sibling rivalry thing, and lives in some rural corner of equestria.

also is celestia the same species as the ponies? I know her and luna are the only pegasus/unicorn combos. And luna became smaller and ponyish when she lost the power of nightmare moon, and theres a pic going around that supposes the same thing of celestia. But they still seem to be abnormally powerful within the world.

>>21750859

Maybe we're wrong about the male ponies. Maybe you don't see them around very much 'cuz they're lazy as hell and always off fucking around. Like maybe most of them hang out at the local gay bar or something.

>>21751065
Well, it's implied that Celestia and Luna were the only set of sisters. No third sister in the legends at all.

Plus, it's fun to think that Rarity would make it up just to get a ticket to the Grand Galloping Gala.

>>21751093
maybe she had a brother, hence a nephew?

>>21750970

Its doubly confusing when you consider how tiny Luna is. Someone like Big Mac would crush her.

>>21751069

Or perhaps they are not visible because they are always dead tired after performing their maretal duties until dawn.

>>21751115

You don't think she could handle Big Mac's whopper?

>>21751069
in the wild horse herds have a dominate male, and the rest of the herd females, but the actual social orginization is such that the females are in control of the herd. The males essentially compete with each other for 'access'. With leftover males forming smaller herds on their own until they find a group of females to fight over.

Applying this to equestria:
Big Mac is a bad mother fucker and keeps the other male ponies out of ponyville while handing out hot dickings at his leisure. But as we have observed all the females run things in their herd/society.

There are roving gangs of male pony rapists crisscrossing the countryside. You now know why the girls were so scared of that forest in episode one.

>>21751115
she is tiny compared to celestia, who is fucking huge. i thought there were some shots of luna and the other ponies where she was similar if not slightly bigger than them.

>>21751110
Once again, no idea.

Where's that one story idea about the ponies going to the GGG and finding that having high expectations of what to find is bad for you?

>>21751165

Watch the episode again. When Luna was defeated, she lost her powers (at least temporarily) and became smaller.

bump?

>>21751190
i know, nightmare moon -> luna, i got that.
but i still thought luna, in her smaller form, was equal to or greater than the other ponies in size.

>>21751093

>Plus, it's fun to think that Rarity would make it up just to get a ticket to the Grand Galloping Gala.

That actually makes sense.

>>21751115
Is... Luna...Isn't Lunas horn a bit close to Celestias heart?!

>>21751165

Big Macintosh is bigger than a female pony, but Luna is bigger than a normal pony as well. I think she would be as big as Big mac, or perhaps even taller than him.

>>21751235
I was pretty sure she was talking out of her ass the entire time. It all just seemed like some elaborate fantasy scenario.

Of course my favorite rarity scene has to be when she confronts the dragon, and just immediately starts jacking his shit. Right in front of him too. Screw brass balls, that chick has a pair of platinum, diamond encrusted, door knockers swinging past her knees.

>>21751295
Who knows? Given the court structure of Equestria, not to mention the obvious allure of having pony princesses around, perhaps there's simply a catch-all rank of "Prince and Princess Who Will Never Inherit From Our God-Queen Celestia".

This explains:
- Why there is no succession
- Why the male pony is a unicorn, as opposed to the pegasus/unicorn combo of the Sisters
- How ponies can have shit-tons of princesses, fulfilling the fantasies of small girls
- Global warming

>>21751295 I was pretty sure she was talking out of her ass the entire time.

I'm sure ALL the girls were talking out of their ass except for Applejack, who only wanted to go to the gala to work instead of going to have fun.

In fact, from all the girl's reasons to go to the gala, Rarity and Rainbow Dash's reasons were the worst ones ever.

Luna and Twilight size comparison

>>21751115

Wow, she really is tiny. Even if that's Luna's default form, she's pretty underwhelming for a Goddess in terms of stature. Unless she's pulling a Frieza and that little body is actually her strongest form.

>>21749193

They are well aware.

And hell, if people gave a shit that porn was being made of their creations nothing will get made.

>>21751165

"This concludes today's seminar, "Dragon population management and the pony infertility epidemic". Please note I will be holding a seminar on the same time and date next week entitled "Global warming and pony gods". I will now open the floor to questions."

>>21751395
ah thank you i knew she wasn't that little, shes bigger than the slaves, er i mean escorts. Those guys were about Big Mac's size.

>>21751395

Confirmed: Luna is taller than Big Macintosh. Now the rule 34 of them makes more sense.

>>21751395

Thats a good height comparison, but I wouldn't say size. Shes got an entirely different body style than twilight, and is much more wirey. Shes actually shaped very much like Celestia, but half her size.

Which is confusing considering they are both over 1000 years old. We know Luna is younger, did she suffer a Lolivamp sort of curse when she became a demigod, and get stuck as an adolescent for eternity?

>>21751528

as far as we know, celestia could be like 1500-2000 and Luna 1000-1050

>>21751528

We still have to see Celestia without her armor, though. Probably Luna's tiny size is the same as Celestia's real form.

I can't wait until they show Luna again, argh.

>>21751295

>Of course my favorite rarity scene has to be when she confronts the dragon, and just immediately starts jacking his shit. Right in front of him too.

Haha, that scene had me on the floor! She didn't wait till nightfall to rob him blind in his sleep, didn't sucker punch him, didn't blindside him, nothing. She just fucking took his riches while he's staring straight at her.

>>21751528
she was the same size as celestia when she had the power of nighmare moon. It stands to reason that if celestia lost most of her power she might take a similar form as the current luna.

>>21751490

Perhaps not taller, but maybe pretty close. Comparing AJ to Big Mac he's actually not as tall as I thought.

>>21750817

Don't worry, he isn't killing her.

He's turning her into a dragon with the Rainbow of Darkness so that she can be the fourth (the three others had already been abducted and dracofied by that point) dragon he needs to pull his Chariot of Darkness and usher in eternal night.

>>21751590
She's just like a thief from a true adventuring party.

>>21751590
Rarity is a true adventurer.

>>21751590
that is definitely by far the best Rarity scene, the greeting, the nonchalant kleptomania, the post monologue where she is pining for the diamond.

>>21751645
>>21751643
true adventurer-mind

>>21751613

She was, but that form was also referred to as a "transformation" in the prologue. Implying it was never her natural state from the beginning. While the theory that Celestia could also be benefiting from sort of size pumping mystical armor like Night Mare is perfectly possible, its never actually implied on the show, so speculation is warranted.

>>21751590
I'm not even sure she was aware of what she was doing, she was talking to the dragon the entire time. The GLAMOR just overcame her and she moved without thinking.

>>21751672
Armor fic repost!

The Armors of Equestria
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Nobody knows where Princess Luna sought a way to take control of the day, and nobody knows who fulfilled her desire born of envy and wounded pride.

Whatever mysterious being forged the dark armor, whatever dark arts and rituals it used, the will of darkness itself was forged into it, upsetting the balance of nature. Using Princess Luna's honest desire to be appreciated for her handiwork, discord crept in. Jealousy, cruelty, and vengeance seized her heart, and threatened all of Equestria. Armored and mighty beyond all opposition, Nightmare Moon reigned over a week of night.

Princess Celestia and the five other Guardians of Harmony (her courtesans and closest friends) were soon all that remained of the vast army that charged the ancient Castle of the Two Sisters that fateful night. Due to a foul attack from the rear by a minion felled but not killed, Laughter perished during the final onslaught, and those that remained found they could not summon the Rainbow of Light. Unable to break the armor of Nightmare Moon, they sealed her away for a thousand years.

Celestia's strength was quickly being sapped by the energy requirements of regulating both day and night. One of the Guardians of Harmony was able to devise a solution: she would forge an artifact for Princess Celestia that would enhance her strength, and protect the balance of nature. The symbols of the Elements of Harmony were melted down and set in the new armor and crown, and bound to the will of the Guardians. The armor was presented, and it worked. Celestia, transformed and more regal than ever, guided nature with wisdom and love.

>>21751672
Bullshit theory: Celestia's size has the same explanation that Nightmare Moon's did: it's fueled by the mystical power of her rage/evil/etc.

drawfag back but with little time, also
moe pony from last night now in color

All but one of her friends died of old age over the course of the thousand years, but Celestia remained young and powerful, the Elements of Harmony keeping her reign a just and noble one. Stone replicas of their symbols were created as a monument to their heroism, and placed in the now-abandoned Castle of the Two Sisters. Princess Celestia, while managing the affairs of her realm from the new castle at Canterlot, founded a school to gather those Ponies with the noblest hearts and brightest minds to prepare for the day when Nightmare Moon would break free and once again ravage the fair land of Equestria.

For without the will of Laughter, who had died too soon, Celestia's armor was incomplete, and the Princess stood no chance against Nightmare Moon.

Days before the fated night, the artificially ageless monarch sent her cleverest, most trustworthy student to a town on the edge of her armor's powers, near a forest that held the Castle. She knew of the town, because the armor was forged there a thousand years before; the Guardian of Harmony named Honesty had smithed the armor and bound the Guardians' wills into it, but was quickly approaching the edge of her own unnatural lifespan. Only in such a location, on the edge of light and dark, and close to the mystically charged ruins where Pony blood was spilled by Pony magic, could the Elements of Harmony once again be reignited.

The battle was swift, but decisive. Without her minions of darkness, Nightmare Moon was unable to prevent the Rainbow of Light from being summoned and breaking her armor. Celestia was freed, and Princess Luna was pardoned for the events that had occurred a millenium before, as it was the dark will bound into her own armor that had turned her heart toward destruction and imbalance.

Oh hey I'm back from Sociology class to discuss..
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>>21751441
....Nevermind.... I give up....

>>21751774
I need insulin. STAT.

>>21751778
>>21751771

is this like the only /co/ Pony fic where Celesta is NOT an evil dictator oppressing everyone?

>>21751778
One day soon, when Applejack's grandmother Honesty Smith falls victim to time, Celestia's armor will fail, and Celestia, once again reduced to her natural size and level of power, will restore Luna's place as Princess of Night out of necessity. At that time, will the dark being who forged the Nightmare Armor and corrupted Luna's heart return with another scheme?

>>21751774

By the gods, that's adorable

>>21751774

Too fucking cute.

WE BE ROLLIN


how do dragons get all that gold anyway?
and why?
I heard stories that its so they can impress the dames they capture. I wonder if thats true in his case. I mean he does kind of just leave all his stuff.

>>21751832
So far we know they eat AND make nests out of gems, maybe they're the same way with gold.

>>21751832
they pillage them villages, they eat the gold and gemstones to keep their armored scales

>>21751832
standard fantasy reasons:

1) soft metals, gold silver, and platinum make good beds for dragons to nest on.

2) their horde size is a sign of prestige and power among dragon kind.

3) what else is dragon going to do with the spoils of war and dead adventurer gear? put it in a big pile of course!

4) flat out greed, they have no use for money but accumulate it anyways. possibly just to satisfy boredom as they are very long-lived.