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    22 KB Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)06:24 No.21745949  
    1. Walk into toy store
    3. No money and even less courage
    4. Leave shop
    5. Feel sad, empty and depressed

    I need some cheering up, bronies. Post happy ponies.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)06:26 No.21745966
    I don't believe such a plushy exists.
    >> Cheddah !!b3DtxCVViBB 12/08/10(Wed)06:28 No.21745982
    There's already a thread with several happy ponies >>21742929.

    Please delete this one
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)06:29 No.21745987
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    It was real as fuck, man.
    I didn't check the label whether it was G3 or FiM, though.
    Dutchfag here, btw. Maybe we get the cool stuff first for a change?
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)06:30 No.21745993
    I believe suicide is your only solution.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)06:32 No.21746011
    You probably can't even sew, either, so you'll never get a good pocket to insert your Fleshlight on that thing. Better to give it up.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)06:34 No.21746019
    I'm going to find that plushie, buy it, and depending on my mood I will either be a generous saint or a horrible monster.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)06:34 No.21746025
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    >Implying I wouldn't respect Rainbow Dash's "Boys are yucky" stance.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)06:36 No.21746040
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    Godspeed, dude. I found it at Blokker.
    In fact I think I'll gather some courage, go back to the store and study it more closely.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)06:49 No.21746095

    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)07:03 No.21746176
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    Reminder that the /co/wards watching this show want to buy toys like this.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)07:13 No.21746252

    > Implying that we here at /co/ are not a cowardly superstitious lot.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)07:14 No.21746257


    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)07:18 No.21746289
    Just buy a Chrismas/birthday card along with it and ask to have it gift-wrapped, brony. Face saved! (Um, when you get some cash, that is.)
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)07:34 No.21746405
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    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)07:37 No.21746439

    It does exist:
    >> Misery Gloom !hguq2yTKHQ 12/08/10(Wed)07:40 No.21746458
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    Here's a picture of me fucking my plushie Rainbow Dash :3
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)07:40 No.21746461
    yew, disgusting. HAsbro, I am DISAPOIINT
    >> LittleMissy 12/08/10(Wed)07:47 No.21746517

    I think that actually looks more like Rainbow Dash than the plush does.

    Had to be said.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)07:50 No.21746541
    it looks like it hungers for pussies
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)07:54 No.21746569
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    The Blokker plushie looks very different.
    But damn, I was too ashamed to even take a good look. Lots of people in the store. I couldn't gather the coruage to lift it from the tray and study the label (if it doesn't say FiM, it's automatically shit).
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)07:55 No.21746579

    They... suck, man.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)08:09 No.21746672

    Well as a FRIEND, I would say muster your COURAGE, do what you want and don't worry about what other people think.

    I'm not about to go spamming my My Little Pony appreciation about willy nilly in real life, but if I see something I like, I get it.

    If other people are so insecure and childish and worried about their own masculinity that they feel they have to shit all over my joy? That's their deal, not mine. I just smile and ignore them.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)08:11 No.21746683
    When did people start using the word plushie to make themselves feel better about getting a stuffed animal?
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)08:11 No.21746687
    First I thought you were all trolls, then maybe shills, now I know you are really just a bunch of pedophiles.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)08:15 No.21746716
    Go back home, get money, go back, when buying it either stare vacantly away from the register or blandly smile, if they ask, say it's for your niece, then take it home, cut a hole between its back legs, fix it up how you want it, and rape Rainbow Dash to your heart's content.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)08:18 No.21746733
    That's disgusting.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)08:21 No.21746748
    so wait, did the stuffed animal look like the actual new cartoon?
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)08:25 No.21746770
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    Does not approve.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)08:25 No.21746772
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    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)08:27 No.21746787
    Also Rainbow Dash needs her own high-speed 3D flying game.

    Or at least something similar to Robot Unicorn Attack, and dashing would blaze a rainbow trail behind her.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)09:29 No.21747126
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    Just added some text to an ijmage. I've noticed a lot of people saying stuff like "Well I thought you were all faggots but I watched the show and now I think I'm a faggot because I like it and I want to an hero."

    So here's an appropriate response.:)
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)09:34 No.21747152
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    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)09:48 No.21747283
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    welp, that didn't last long
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)09:54 No.21747349
    Locked again?

    Haha, Livestream is the worst piece of shit ever.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)09:57 No.21747369
    Lol this is now top thread, page 1.

    Nice. :D
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)09:57 No.21747376
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    They just kind of go around banning anything that gets a few reports. I understand it's hard to moderate thousands of streams at a time but it's too easy to abuse.

    But we shouldn't be mad at them, it's just the guys who want to ruin our fun that keeps reporting streams.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)10:01 No.21747402
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    1. Went back to the store
    2. Gathered courage
    3. Examined plushie and label more closely
    4. Ugly G3 crap
    5. mfw
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)10:05 No.21747445
    How can there be so little merchandise? This is My Little Pony we're talking about.

    Is there anything other than the moulded hair gift set and the brushable hair main 6 toys?
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)10:06 No.21747453
    Was this at a Toys R Us? Cuz if not, just grab that shit and leave, sure stealing a plushie is kinda lolwut, but better than actually paying for the damn merchandise that's not a gift.

    That being said, don't do that at a Toys R Us.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)10:09 No.21747473
    or not steal at all because its a dick thing to do
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)10:09 No.21747476
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    >implying livestream did anything remotely wrong
    >implying you weren't streaming copyrighted materials
    >implying the host isn't a criminal
    >implying you shouldn't get the fuck out of the US if you don't like their laws
    >implying your petty, broken, hypocritical morals matter even in the slightest
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)10:15 No.21747537
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    implying saying implying a thousand times in green text doesn't make you a fagot
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)10:20 No.21747587
    >It's Ok if I do it but if YOU do it then it isn't allowed!
    >Sure is double standards in here
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)10:21 No.21747592
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    >mfw when Dutchfag

    But then I realized that in all likelihood it's just Rainbow Dash from one of the old series. MiF isn't even out here yet (and likely won't, except perhaps some of the channels you pay for seperately).

    I'm still checking the store tomorrow.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)10:21 No.21747598
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    >implying irony
    implying u not mad
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)10:25 No.21747623
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    Don't bother, brony.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)10:26 No.21747640
    It is the holiday season. Buy it, adn ask fora gift receipt.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)10:26 No.21747642
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    implying i ever was ever mad
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)10:28 No.21747656
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    >ever was ever
    Aw, he's so mad he can't keep his wittle bawance.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)10:29 No.21747659

    I thought Rainbow Dash was invented especially for Friendship is Magic?

    There were other characters in the past with rainbow mane/tail, but if that plush specifically sais Rainbow Dash... then it's from the new series.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)10:29 No.21747661

    did you even check the link? The thing is from the older series, its ugly and chunky as fuck, definitely not the new design
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)10:32 No.21747686
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    also i actually am tired i think im done
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)10:32 No.21747694
    There's been more than one Rainbow Dash.
    Got excited with posting, didn't read the thread yet.
    >> rampagingdrunkard !!3WeOkOsIaJo 12/08/10(Wed)10:34 No.21747708
    1. online shopping
    2. all the problems solved

    it is what internet was invented for, doing the things you would not do otherwise in the real world

    also if you are looking old enough just say it is for you daughter. if not it is christmas gift for little sister.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)11:00 No.21747935
    Or they could just grow a pair and buy it.
    If you're male people will assume it's a gift. Store employees won't care either way. They just need to sell it.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)11:00 No.21747947
    ok /co/ I can't make up my mind. Do I buy the giant gift set of ponies or do I buy some of the "real hair" Ponies? My favorite Pony is Rainbow Dash but so far it looks like she hasn't gotten a decent toy release yet. so help me decide /co/.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)11:05 No.21747983

    I guess it depends what you want them for. What do you intend to do with them or where do you intend to put them when you get them? Are other people going to see them?
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)11:09 No.21748031
    I'm getting them to enjoy, they'll most likely end up on my desk or on a shelf looking cute. A few people might see them but really I don't care if they do. I've been modding MLP for years now so really it wouldn't get a second glance from family and friends.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)11:13 No.21748063

    I bought three of the larger ponies with hair: Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, and Pinkie Pie.

    Then I saw the big set with Celestia, Twilight, Spike, etc.

    So I'm gettng that too. The only duplicate character I'll have is Pinkie Pie. And I can deal with two Pinkie Pies.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)11:19 No.21748117
    How is the quality of the hair ponies? I've heard people complaining that they don't look like the characters very much.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)11:22 No.21748150
    From all I hear, the G4 toys so far are pretty average and off model. Probably better off holding out, see if they release deluxe sets or something- right now I bet they're just trying to clear the G3 stock.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)11:26 No.21748183

    They're reasonable. I mean, the biggest difference between the toys and the cartoon models is the hair. You're not going to have Pinkie's big bouffant, or Rainbow Dash's butch cut.

    The hair is there to be combed with little plastic combs. They're too be played with, not to be stuck on a shelf just to look like the cartoon.

    Also: Fluttershy comes with a little plastic cart to pull, and a little Angel to go in the cart.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)11:29 No.21748217
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    With all this G3 and G4 and whatever else, what is Friendship is Magic? This is the only pony show I've ever watched.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)11:34 No.21748264
    imagines a 40 year old man playing with ponies...
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)11:35 No.21748278
    that's why i took all the mirrors out of my house
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)11:36 No.21748293
    I think I will hold off until we get a good Rainbow Dash. Or at least a DVD release.

    That sounds ridiculously adorable.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)11:36 No.21748304
    FiM is G4.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)11:43 No.21748375
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    Reject dweebs! When you decide not to be lame anymore - vote Gilda.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)11:44 No.21748381
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    Endless night! Don't be a foal - vote Luna.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)11:44 No.21748383
    Is there ever going to be another stream?
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)11:44 No.21748388
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    She'll get it done in ten seconds flat! If you can keep up - vote Dash.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)11:45 No.21748398
    the toy only have 1 fucking row of hair. it looks cheaper than fucking chinese bootlegs.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)11:45 No.21748399
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    Laugh in the face of danger! For a non-stop party - vote Pinkie Pie.
    >> Pacce of the many mustaches !!aEt/eFG7JWB 12/08/10(Wed)11:45 No.21748400
    Just go to the Elements of Harmony forum and wait for news.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)11:46 No.21748409
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    Another 1000 years! Don't risk it - re-elect Princess Celestia.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)11:47 No.21748425
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    A natural born leader! She doesn't mean to brag, but she's the best - vote Twilight.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)11:48 No.21748438
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    Um, um... If it's okay with you - vote Fluttershy.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)11:48 No.21748452
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    Style, sophistication! You know it's the right choice, dahlings - vote Rarity.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)11:49 No.21748470
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    Soup's on! The most trustworthy of all, and tough to the core - vote Applejack.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)11:50 No.21748480
    hey faggot, get a job and make some money then go back and buy your gay ass rainbow horsie and tell the cashier you're getting it for your daughter/younger sister/neice whatever for Christmas and quit being an emo bitch on /co/
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)11:51 No.21748489
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    Derp! Hurp Derpy.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)11:51 No.21748496

    she has my vote!
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)11:52 No.21748514
    its simple, if Dash has wings she's G4, if not she's shit tier
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)11:53 No.21748524
    rping has got to stop.....
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)11:54 No.21748538
    It's terminology stolen from Transformers fans (though they lost track after G1 and G2).

    G1: The original ponies. Smooze, SHOO BE DOO ect
    G2: Some reboot or something, I don't know that much
    G3: Almost entirely toys and direct-to-video/DVD movie stuff. Includes some of the worst things ever under the MLP brand.
    G4: Friendship is Magic, and the first time it's actually pretty good.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)11:54 No.21748541

    BAD rping has got to stop

    if its funny, then go for it
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)11:55 No.21748550
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    RPing gave us this.

    I'm fine with it when it's done right, but it just very rarely is.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)11:55 No.21748553
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    Of course, why bother? Your target audience, young girls, will buy them anyways.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)11:56 No.21748561

    Newfag here.

    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)11:56 No.21748568

    more of this would be awesome
    not neccasarily more GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE
    but the same general idea
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)11:56 No.21748572
    G2: "All the ponies walk on two legs and go to school and shit."

    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)11:57 No.21748578
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    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)11:57 No.21748585
    >> Pacce of the many mustaches !!aEt/eFG7JWB 12/08/10(Wed)11:58 No.21748591
    Role playing.
    Posting images of a character and then posting as though you were that character.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)11:58 No.21748599

    saying quotes from the cartoon, making up lines and stories and encounters based on what little prior knowledge we have and sometimes taking things out of context so as to create varying degrees of content

    also please refer to >>21748550

    for an example
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)11:59 No.21748605
    >the first time it's actually pretty good.
    It's no better or worse than the original. It's exactly the same level of entertainment. Stop trying to make the current show out to be something special.
    >> Pacce of the many mustaches !!aEt/eFG7JWB 12/08/10(Wed)12:01 No.21748634
    It has a core cast of characters that are given distinct personalities. That's a disting improvement over 40+ characters who get maybe 1 line every 20 episodes.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)12:04 No.21748666
    G2s were weird looking. They're the only ones I never bothered with.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)12:04 No.21748672
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    >Any episode of FiM
    >Any episode of the original series
    Seriously, take our worst episode so far and compare it to the first movie or bright lights or anything, or even compare it to a rare good episode like the ghost of paradise estates, or hell, take the pilot movie, Rescue from Midnight Castle, and compare it to the two pilot episodes of FiM.

    FiM is better in pretty much every possible way, and I watched the originals both as a kid and more recently after the pilot for this show aired to refresh myself with how the show really was.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)12:04 No.21748673
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    >the roleplayer is a sad furry that even furries hate

    How do you live with yourselves?
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)12:05 No.21748681

    You know, despite what you might think not every show is equal. Most franchises have a wide fluctuation of quality over time.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)12:05 No.21748682
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    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)12:08 No.21748723
    Hell, I'm using Transformers as a comparison and it's never been more apt. That franchise has gone through huge reboots of continuity, style, tone and quality, and often they can often get like completely different shows with the same name.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)12:08 No.21748727
    Obvious choice.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)12:09 No.21748733
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    It's the first time that people worked on the show who earned their laurels in much-praised shows like Powerpuff Girls, MLaaTR and Foster's.
    You can see the difference. Previous generation cartoons were cynical, loveless products with no creativity, but the present one is actually enjoyable.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)12:10 No.21748750
    One of the best things about G3 ponies was that each toy had a magnet in one of it's hooves. When I lived alone my fridge was covered in ponies.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)12:10 No.21748752
    OK, well all the sexual roleplaying has to friggin stop. If it's funny, OK, but god damn some of you people are sick in the head. You can spout "lol 4chan, I dont care" all you want, but you're just further tainting the shows already natural aversion.

    If it's any consolation I feel ashamed to be associated with these people.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)12:11 No.21748767
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    By not letting some asshole ruin our fun? Besides, that fucker stopped.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)12:11 No.21748775
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    You know what I love about this show? It shits on the EVERYTHING WAS GREAT BACK THEN, EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE NOW bullshit that retards like to spout every goddamn day.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)12:12 No.21748780
    Got pics?

    Hell, anyone who's got pics of other gen ponies, (animated or toy) mind posting them and identifying where they're from for compare/contrast?
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)12:14 No.21748804
    yea, enough of candy vags and stuff. it really puts me off.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)12:18 No.21748865
    He is not the only one roleplaying Trixie.

    I know that, because:

    1) He uses screencaps he took himself
    2) I have roleplayed Trixie myself a few times

    I don't RP anymore, because he took all the fun out of it.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)12:18 No.21748870
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    >used to believe that every show nowadays was shit and that the only good cartoons were the ones from the 90s
    >browsing /v/ (the ONLY board I used to browse)
    >suddenly, MLP FIM thread
    >"My little Pony? Seriously? What the fuck..."
    >Decide to watch it for shits and giggles
    >my face
    >started browsing /co/
    >started to experience other good shows like Adventure Time and Batman The Brave and the Bold

    I regret nothing.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)12:19 No.21748871
    I used to have a Massive MLP collection, yes Massive with capital M.
    I would go on epic adventures with them as a kid, had a whole drawer full of them.
    These days I think they're all in storage. Think the only thing I could find now would be the VHS of the smooze movie now... maybe the board game.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)12:19 No.21748888
    Hasbro should release high quality and expertly detailed 1:48 scale My Little Pony model kits
    >> TX2 12/08/10(Wed)12:20 No.21748896
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    That RP inspired this
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)12:22 No.21748931
    That's incredibly terrible on every level. I never want to see it again, and I suspect the only reason you yourself have posted it is because you are the artist. Please, never try to form sentences or shapes again.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)12:24 No.21748967
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    do we need anymore proof?
    >> caluriri 12/08/10(Wed)12:27 No.21749011
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    current pic work based in the gilda/pinkie fic Classes, the Griffon, Tale of a Lonely Soldier Girl
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)12:27 No.21749022
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    I'm not sure where I've hidden pictures. But most of my G3s made it into the series I worked on(pic related). Episodes are online if you want to see them.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)12:29 No.21749066
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    What are you talking about, this is incredibly amusing.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)12:30 No.21749077
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    Massive as this?
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)12:30 No.21749081
    So from what I gather in this thread...

    >People buy the giant plush ponies.
    >sew fleshlights dipped in candy for CANDY VAG.
    >get one of those little build-a-bear voicebox recorders to store various sounds of pleasures and neighs from the show.
    >Sew some material to give the pony "bedroom eyes"
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)12:32 No.21749112

    man that is going like 4 steps too far
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)12:32 No.21749122
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    What the fuck is this shit!?
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)12:34 No.21749146

    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)12:35 No.21749153
    Not quite that massive, but approximately around 4 and a half shelves from the bottom up.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)12:35 No.21749164
    Going to far would be sewing one from scratch
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)12:36 No.21749193
    if you guys continue this sexual rp shit, i'm going email the creators everyday about this disturbing images and text until they pull the show off air
    >> That Other Brony 12/08/10(Wed)12:38 No.21749221
    I'm 23, and i've never liked MLP previous generations. i though they're all really creepy, always have.

    FiM is fucking awesome though. and that's why i'm here.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)12:39 No.21749239

    >>lauren faust gets wind of this
    >>she starts shlicking to her own creations twisted by her fans
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)12:39 No.21749247
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    Nobody's ever done sexual RP shit with the ponies on this board in a way that wasn't for laughs.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)12:39 No.21749249
    When it's funny the candy vags stuff is as good as anything else.

    C'mon guise, this is 4chan. If you're not already a libertine you shouldn't even be reading it.
    >> caluriri 12/08/10(Wed)12:40 No.21749268
    i know i need more practice but i love draw
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)12:40 No.21749276
    Rainbow dash is her author insert, a new version of Firefly.

    Rainbow dash is implied to be a lesbian if not at least bisexual.

    Do the math.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)12:41 No.21749282
    You only like it because of the antics of the /co/ fan community. There's nothing in the show itself to set it apart.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)12:42 No.21749302
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    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)12:42 No.21749303
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    Other items sold by the seller at the middle link.

    (Chimney Tree is about a young Jewish girl during Nazi times who marries a bookstore owner.)
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)12:42 No.21749308

    admittedly yes, if not for /co/ i would never have gotten into this show

    course, the same can be said for adventure time...
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)12:42 No.21749310
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    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)12:44 No.21749332
    >Rainbow dash is her author insert, a new version of Firefly.


    Fireflye was already a daredevil to begin with. Dash is just a bit more Buttercupish.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)12:44 No.21749351
    Eh, I guess.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)12:45 No.21749365
    Does anyone have the download links for the episodes or a torrent? Also did we ever get get HQ Applebuck season and some of the others that were jacked up?
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)12:47 No.21749400
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    Anyone got the newest version of this image?
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)12:47 No.21749402
    >the same can be said for adventure time...
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)12:49 No.21749454
    Ok people. Joking about Rainbow Dash being a lesbian is all fun in games, but when people like
    actually start believing this crap, that's where it has to stop.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)12:51 No.21749477
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    oh god what the hell have I wrought?
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)12:52 No.21749498
    She's already tomboyish and dykey (versus AJ who is just tomboyish) and then her clingy "friend from camp" shows up, who is even more of a dyke than her.

    It's implied she's a lesbian.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)12:52 No.21749500
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    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)12:52 No.21749501
    >implying you or any other ""brony"" knows what irony means
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)12:52 No.21749503
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    I remember that thread. I hope that guy comes back again sometime.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)12:53 No.21749519

    There's a good chance that the makers intended Rainbow Dash to actually be a lesbian character. In part because they want a diverse group of characters and there's no good reason not to have a lesbian character. In part to try to appeal to the gay community. Which is a huge demographic to get if you want to sell merchandise.

    Also, Twilight Sparkle is the author insert. A studious nerd, with the same bowl cut bangs.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)12:54 No.21749540
    >It's implied she's a lesbian.

    Just like how it was implied that Zuko and Katara would hook up at the end of- oh wait no, that was jumping to conclusions based on retarded speculation. Much like this.

    inb4 "but we're not being serious about it we're doing it IRONICALLY"
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)12:55 No.21749581
    Shes a tomboy, so she must be lesbian right guys?

    Did none of you ever graduate out of high school or what?
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)12:56 No.21749587
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    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)12:56 No.21749597
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    I will admit Rainbow Dash is a stretch (but not by much), but Gilda is so friggin dyke it's not even funny. She even comes off as the stereotypical domineering butch.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)12:56 No.21749607
    Gilda was a classmate. Not some experimental camp friend. And clingy? She dumped RD right when she learned that being friends wasn't in her best interest.

    All of it. RD being gay, Gilda being her old girlfriends and chasing after pony vag is ALL made up by /co/!
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)12:57 No.21749617

    She's a tomboy with a butch hair cut, rainbows, and a diesel dyke gal pal.

    What are you? Autistic?
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)12:57 No.21749619
    It'll never be confirmed or denied but I like to think that Dash is a lesbian.

    One that her friends don't think any less of her for being, and one that her friends aren't threatened by.

    It feels good man, that kind of acceptance...
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)12:58 No.21749630

    Would you be offended if we said Rarity is straight?

    No? Get over your homophobia.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)12:58 No.21749635
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    Stop feeding the troll.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)12:58 No.21749638
    Oh dear god. It's come to this. Next, these same people believing Rainbow Dash is lesbian will brainwash themselves into believing they are ALL lesbian.

    All just to fulfill their disgusting sexual desires. Why 4chan? WHY???????????????
    >> caluriri 12/08/10(Wed)12:59 No.21749648
    i find cool that fic and the end relly funny thats why i do this pic
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)12:59 No.21749650
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    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)12:59 No.21749665
    Sorry I deleted that post cause I didn't read the whole post I was replying to. But still, the only ones implying that these character are gay are the people who aren't actually working on the show. From what I've heard, that hadn't even crossed the creators minds until the rumors started.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)12:59 No.21749667
    She studied on a pseudo-military school. And that's the feel they were looking for Gilda. Seems to be a bit misinterpreted by wierd guys like you, who take fanon very seriously.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)13:00 No.21749673
    You know, it could be called homophobia... IF I WAS SAYING ANYTHING HOMOPHOBIC.

    Stop throwing around that damn word. Overusing it will not get you ANYWHERE.

    Rainbow Dash is NOT your lesbian fantasy. Get over it.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)13:00 No.21749675
    No. JUST Dash. And maybe Gilda.
    >> Gummi Bears Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)13:00 No.21749687
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    I forgot how alpha this shit is.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)13:01 No.21749697
    Lol no one even said that I was offended by them being gay. Its just you guys are making up shit and taking too far. Its a kids cartoon for godsakes. Why should their sexual preference even matter?
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)13:01 No.21749699

    You're getting upset over the idea that a cartoon character is gay. You are not over the equally valid idea that a different cartoon character is straight.

    Get over yourself.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)13:01 No.21749708

    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)13:02 No.21749718
    He is in the steam group as trixie.

    The only trixie out of 20 rainbow dashes, fluttershys, and twilights.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)13:02 No.21749727
    I hope you all understand that Lauren Faust would be EXTREMELY dissapointed by people calling Rainbow a lesbian. She creates a daredevil, strong female character, and people immediately label her as lesbian.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)13:02 No.21749732
    >My idea of 'fun' is watching cartoons for preschoolers and having sexual fantasies about the characters being OOC dykes

    Holy shit get arrested already or something
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)13:03 No.21749736
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    >MFW this thread direction.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)13:03 No.21749750
    It's not a lesbian fantasy for me, it's the idea that she's gay and accepted and everyone treats it as normal that gets me. She doesn't have to be flamboyant about it, it's just a part of her and her friends are fine with it and accept that and everything.

    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)13:04 No.21749754
    the show never confirmed it was a pseudo-militaristic school. It was just said as camp. The military camp thing is part of the fandom. So you can't bitch about lesbian fandom and accept military fandom to defend your argument.

    There's tons of camps for kids, none militaristic or remotely outdoorsy. I attended three camps as a kid, all of them were held at a university nor were they militaristic in anyway.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)13:04 No.21749756
    No im not. Im getting upset that you immediatley call any strong female character you come across as lesbian.

    Also, "get over it" is not a comeback. Please actually come up with a decent argument other than "THEY MADE A GAY CHARACTER BECAUSE I SAID SO GET OVER IT."
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)13:04 No.21749770
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    Here's what I think. I think that I wouldn't mind if Dash was lesbian or not, but it doesn't seem like there's much evidence for it, so for now I'm going to stick with my opinion that she's straight, but a bit...stronger, I guess is the word I'm looking for.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)13:05 No.21749780
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    Dykey ponies, fun to ship!
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)13:05 No.21749789
    WHAT THE HELL. Sexuality has nothing to do with this cartoon and it never will.

    As far as I'm concerned they're all genderless, platonic and get off on harmony and friendship instead of lowly carnal desires.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)13:06 No.21749795

    Rainbow Dash being lesbian would not be out of character.

    Rainbow Dash being straight would be out of character.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)13:06 No.21749800
    This would work you know.

    If Rainbow Dash was actually lesbian, and not just a scapegoat for you wanting to be socially accepted. I bet if you actually went out and talked to some people, they wouldn't give half a damn about your sexuality. Instead, you sit here fantasizing over this cartoon character you have arbitrarily labeled as lesbian.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)13:06 No.21749803
    I'd be extremely happy if there was a strong, daredevil female character as a lesbian.

    Not that they'd ever openly come out with gay characters in a kids show. They want to sell toys to homophobic parents to feed their little girls too.

    But I can dream.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)13:06 No.21749806
    why is being a lesbian so offensive? just because she's a strong girl she shouldn't be labeled a lesbian? There's other strong characters who weren't labeled as lesbians either, like AJ. AJ wasn't labeled one until ticket master and the running pulling RD's tail gag.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)13:06 No.21749807
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    Cut it out already.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)13:07 No.21749814

    In one episode, Rarity has a fantasy about marrying a male character.

    Nobody went apeshit.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)13:07 No.21749819
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    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)13:07 No.21749826
    >Also, "get over it" is not a comeback. Please actually come up with a decent argument other than "THEY MADE A GAY CHARACTER BECAUSE I SAID SO GET OVER IT."
    >Also, "get over it" is not a comeback. Please actually come up with a decent argument other than "THEY MADE A GAY CHARACTER BECAUSE I SAID SO GET OVER IT."
    >Also, "get over it" is not a comeback. Please actually come up with a decent argument other than "THEY MADE A GAY CHARACTER BECAUSE I SAID SO GET OVER IT."
    >Also, "get over it" is not a comeback. Please actually come up with a decent argument other than "THEY MADE A GAY CHARACTER BECAUSE I SAID SO GET OVER IT."
    >Also, "get over it" is not a comeback. Please actually come up with a decent argument other than "THEY MADE A GAY CHARACTER BECAUSE I SAID SO GET OVER IT."
    >Also, "get over it" is not a comeback. Please actually come up with a decent argument other than "THEY MADE A GAY CHARACTER BECAUSE I SAID SO GET OVER IT."
    >Also, "get over it" is not a comeback. Please actually come up with a decent argument other than "THEY MADE A GAY CHARACTER BECAUSE I SAID SO GET OVER IT."
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)13:07 No.21749827
    I agree, except for the genderless part. They're very much female.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)13:08 No.21749830
    Just wait for the inevitable chapter where Rainbow Dash is forced to act lady-like.

    You just wait.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)13:08 No.21749832
    and hasn't been labeled one since the next episode came out, I might add.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)13:08 No.21749835

    There are multiple people here supporting the idea that Lesbian Dash is just a fantasy of you low lives. Please stop trying to cast down our argument by screaming "SAMEFAG SAMEFAG"
    >> Anonycat 12/08/10(Wed)13:08 No.21749836
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    G1 Spike also had it's moments.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)13:08 No.21749840
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    Guys guys. You know how Celestia loves her sister?
    I think she's a dyke.
    Or how Spike is always around girls. He might be gay. Or even how Snips and Snails haven't been fucking any of the main characters? I think its cause they're gay! And the manticore and the Ursa minor? They're gay too!
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)13:08 No.21749841
    who's lexington?
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)13:09 No.21749848
    And just because she's a strong girl she should be labeled a lesbian?
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)13:09 No.21749849
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    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)13:10 No.21749856
    I don't know a lot about camps, but singing that stupid hymn, or song, or whatever, EVERY SINGLE MORNING sounded a but militaristic to me.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)13:10 No.21749859
    A gargoyle from the show Gargoyles, the lead writer said he was supposed to be gay but the networks wouldn't allow it.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)13:10 No.21749862
    This is us ITT (watch through 6:00 for AWESOME)
    MLP Tales (G2)
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)13:10 No.21749867
    Im sorry, as someone who has been here since the beginning, people DID go apeshit over that. People even went so far as to say she "made it up" so they could keep their Rarity waifus.

    People who make the pony's their "waifus" are JUST as bad as the people labeling Rainbow as Lesbian.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)13:10 No.21749868
    Pinkie Pie! You forgot to spoiler!
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)13:11 No.21749876
    Lexington from Gargoyles, people thought he was gay for the longest time, /co/ bitched about it for a long time back and forth with a bunch of folks saying he wasn't, a year or two ago they announced that yes Lexington was always gay.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)13:11 No.21749890

    There have been numerous good arguments made on valid reasons why people believe the show's creators are strongly implying that the character of Rainbow Dash is a lesbian.

    You're choosing to ignore them, and are creating straw man arguments like because she's a strong character (nevermind that Applejack is stronger, but nobody's calling her a lesbian character). Or because it satisfies some sexual fantasy (if we were going to have sexual fantasies about Rainbow Jack, she'd be straight).

    And I'm not telling you to get over it because of some verbal one-up-manship.

    I'm telling you to get over it because you seriously need to get over it.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)13:11 No.21749894
    But she did make it up. That's the fucking DEFINITION of a fantasy.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)13:12 No.21749896
    requesting that one pic of the two dragons on the show.
    I meant to save it.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)13:12 No.21749907
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    >Guys guys. You know how Celestia loves her sister? I think she's a dyke.

    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)13:12 No.21749908
    You sir, are a god.

    This post sums up everyone's sick thought process while watching this show. The even sadder thing, is that I have seen ALL of those suggested.

    Maybe its the females of the show? Females are REALLY into that same-sex stuff. No offense, that's just how it seems to be.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)13:13 No.21749918

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    I don't see how Rainbow Dash being a strong female character would make it bad for her to be a lesbian. As if lesbians aren't allowed to be strong female characters because it fits the stereotype too well? It's not like she's a raging bulldyke (that's gilda) either.

    It's not like people are calling the other ponies lesbian all the time (except for fanfic purposes).

    Personally I'd love to see gay representation in the show, but considering that, even if it was intentional, they would never say so... well, I'll just leave it up to my interpretation.

    Don't mind if other people call her straight, but no need to get angry over people calling her gay.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)13:13 No.21749924

    People did not go apeshit because Rarity's heterosexuality became canonized in the show.

    Shit about waifus is just people clowning around. You can get over that too.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)13:13 No.21749934
    The same could be said of you.

    Instead of accepting my arguments, you just say "NO SHES LESBIAN GET OVER IT HOMOPHOBIC IDIOT."

    You are even worse than I am... I weep for you.
    >> Anonycat 12/08/10(Wed)13:14 No.21749937
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    You mean this? completely cannon btw
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)13:14 No.21749946
    Really? Valid reasons? Point one out. Every one has either no basis, or could just as easily be applied to another pony.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)13:14 No.21749948

    Yeah, I remember when we used to laugh at people who took shipping this seriously. I don't know what the hell happened but with Homestuck and now MLP, it's like /co/ turned into DeviantART.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)13:14 No.21749951
    no, there are other factors that go into it, but my point is that there is another female character in the show who is strong and courageous and was not automatically labeled as gay.

    I know what a girl who is strong and tomboyish feels like when they are automatically labeled as a lesbian, my sister went through that throughout high school. I wouldn't prejudice something like this just out of standard stereotypes. She didn't find it hurtful she was being called a lesbian, she was hurt because of the way they treated her because they thought she was. My sister is straight, just very tomboyish, and she has no problems with lesbians, but she was bullied because they thought she was one.

    So i'm not sure what kind of self righteous bullshit you're trying to pull.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)13:15 No.21749955
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    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)13:15 No.21749960
    The only argument that was actually given is "derp Gilda looks like a dyke therefore Dash is a full blown lesbian".

    It's just a fan interpretation. Truth is, none of the characters will have a valid sexual orientation, unless explicitly stated in the show itself, which is the case of Rarity.

    So, in my humble and honest opinion, you can stick your personal interpretation up your anus, and stop posting.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)13:15 No.21749963
    Yeah thats it! Thanks!

    I wanted it posted cause its soooo relevant right now with all the gay talk.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)13:15 No.21749969

    You don't actually have any arguments.

    You're just upset by the idea of a lesbian character in a kids cartoon.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)13:16 No.21749970
    Once again, I was there when the episode aired. The picture was posted, following many NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE.

    It was quite sad to see, but this was during the shows infancy as well, while people were still watching it for fun instead of their sexual fantasies.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)13:16 No.21749973
    >diesel dyke griffin friend she met in "camp"
    >rainbow theme

    Yeah I can't see how anyone would possibly think that Rainbow Dash is a lesbian. Fucking delusional ponyfuckers.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)13:17 No.21749983
    Why did I laugh at this?
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)13:17 No.21749990

    If anything, he's upset at the fact people are SO convinced about her being a lesbian from nothing.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)13:17 No.21749998
    Once again you pull the same crap. "No you are just upset stop being upset and stop being homophobic get over it."

    I won't argue with you if you are just going to brainwash yourself into fulfilling your social desires. Good day sir.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)13:18 No.21750003

    If you were there, then you'll remember that not one person that said

    "how dare they portray Rarity as heterosexual! There should be nothing about sexuality in childrens cartoons! These people are perverts!"
    >> Anonycat 12/08/10(Wed)13:18 No.21750006
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    > /co/ discussing about a cartoony pony's sexual orientation
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)13:18 No.21750007

    The strong female archetype has been around for decades. It doesn't automatically imply that the strong female is a dyke, sorry.

    >rainbow theme

    Rainbows? In MY Little Pony? Get the hell out.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)13:19 No.21750027
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    Can we all at least agree that the Sea serpent was portrayed as stereotypically gay? Showing that maybe there are some implications in the show that maybe there are some gay characters.

    I mean i've yet to see a stereotypical dyke but I would say Gilda comes pretty darn close
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)13:21 No.21750046
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    >this thread
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)13:21 No.21750047
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    >MFW this whole thread
    Seriously. I'm leaving and not coming back till Friday. With no new episode, these threads are getting worse and worse.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)13:21 No.21750054
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    Especially when you realize that the overabundance of females implies that they're asexual worker drones, and therefore it's more likely that they reproduce via an egglaying queen.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)13:21 No.21750056
    it's funny, it's ok to see effeminate men and assume them as fags, but you see a butchy girl and you can't call her a dyke without some cunt getting all pissy about it and yelling about male oppression and feminist shit.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)13:21 No.21750058
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    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)13:22 No.21750062
    I used to have a friend who was effeminate. He would talk about romance and loving women for their hearts and not for their bodies. He would wear perfume because he said cologne wasn't good enough.

    He was a hateful SOB who would have punched a gay couple he saw kissing in an IHOP one time - if he'd had the balls to do it. I used to have a friend, until he told me that.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)13:22 No.21750071

    So then why do you believe that Rainbow Dash is straight?
    >> Anonycat 12/08/10(Wed)13:22 No.21750078
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    The Sea Serpant was gayer than the Village People and his ordeal was solved with FASHION.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)13:23 No.21750080
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    >MFW I don't need to troll MLP threads anymore, the posters do it to theirselves
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)13:23 No.21750082
    And tell me, exactly WHERE have people said
    No one has. We are merely condoning you for automatically assuming that a strong female character is lesbian for no reason.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)13:23 No.21750086
    Ditto. I think I'll stick to the late night pony discussions where people actually discuss MLP and can hold intelligent conversations.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)13:23 No.21750090
    dumping a friend for hating faggots? you're a terrible person.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)13:23 No.21750093
    Helga was gay though.
    Just kidding.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)13:24 No.21750103

    I don't believe anything about Rainbow Dash yet.

    She does strike me as the most probable lesbian in the cast, but that's it.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)13:24 No.21750110
    >tough tomboy girl
    >obsessed with effeminate boy.

    yeah bitch was a total dyke
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)13:25 No.21750118
    You want to know my theory? SHES ABSOLUTELY NOTHING UNTIL THE SHOW SAYS SO. If she hooks up with some guy wonderbolt? Perfect amazing wonderful.

    She doesn't hook up at all? Perfect amazing wonderful.

    She hooks up with Gilda and makes out with her in their makeup episode? Perfect amazing wonderful.

    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)13:26 No.21750133
    oh noes how dare people speculate! i'm not a homophobe i'll prove it by saying that I'll accept it when the show tells me it's real.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)13:27 No.21750135
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    >Homosexuality debates in a My Little Pony thread

    We are through the motherfucking looking glass here people.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)13:27 No.21750141
    Uh.... most night threads are people RPing about sticking items up their privates with magically enhanced items.

    this IS the intelligent discussion you want. Either stick around or get the HELL out.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)13:28 No.21750157
    It's not for no reason, it's for several.

    Granted, none of them are really concrete, but fan speculation is a part of enjoying the show.

    It should come as no surprise to anyone that people associate rainbows and strong female characters with lesbians.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)13:28 No.21750158
    The show is meant for young girls. Therefore the entire cast is made u of female characters. You can't give hem all the same character so of course some of them are going to be more adventurous and strong than others. Rainbow Dash is one of those tomboys.

    Seriously, this is like arguing that Buttercup from the Powerpuff Girls was gay just because she was tougher than the others.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)13:28 No.21750164

    It's speculation until you angrily attack other people for disagreeing with you and go YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS/UPSET/MAD. Then it's just retarded fanon.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)13:29 No.21750167
    I don't know who is who anymore, but if you are the guy from before, thank you for accepting that it is mere speculation. If you are someone new though, try to keep all speculation low, as the damn threads are already full of "whos straight and whos not."
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)13:29 No.21750171
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    >Can we all at least agree that the Sea serpent was portrayed as stereotypically gay?

    You'd have to live in a monastery to miss that. That guy was beyond fruitcake.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)13:29 No.21750174
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    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)13:30 No.21750183
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    Um, guys? Uh, Rainbow Dash overheard what you said about her, and, um, she doesn't want to talk to you anymore. I think she's mad at you.

    So could you, uh, pretty please stop?
    >> Anonycat 12/08/10(Wed)13:30 No.21750186
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    > This thread, the ruffians.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)13:32 No.21750211
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    >this thread
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)13:32 No.21750221
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    /co/. You have it backwards. Gilda is straight and she remembers her friend RD being perfectly straight. However she noticed Ponyvilles high female population over males and after meeting Pinkie Pie, she just assumed that she wasn't the only dyke. Gilda tested the waters when RD left her alone. Scared granny, stole and even frightened Fluttershy. She was right. No male ponies came to stop her. There were hardly any in the city. It was a female dominant land. Gilda became scared, torn and confused of her friends change in taste and preference and gave her one chance to free her from it all. RD refused so Gilda just left her in the care of the gay city. Gilda wants RD to return to their old group of friends they had in flight school, but not because Gilda loves RD but because She misses her.
    >> Derpy Hooves 12/08/10(Wed)13:32 No.21750222
    Okay, guys, this has gone far enough... I thought it ws pretty funny too, but please, stop trollin' by pretending that you ACTUALLY BELIEVE that Dash is intended to be a lesbian. I know that YOU know it isn't intentionally implied that way and the only reason you're 'sticking to your guns' is to provoke responses.

    If I'm wrong then god help us all.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)13:32 No.21750223
    Protip: There are only two characters canonically attracted to the opposite sex, Spike and Rarity. Any assumptions about the sexuality of any of the other characters are ALL non-canonical, speculative, and just for fantasy and/or fun.

    I say this because I see plenty of het shit in these threads as well but when it comes to complaining it's all about OH GOD THEY'RE DOING THEIR HOMOSEXUAL PERVERSIONS when the heterosexual material is just as non-sensical. Shut up and have fun, ignore people liking what you don't like, save your double standards.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)13:32 No.21750226
    You have lost it, dumbface, you don't even know who are you talking to.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)13:33 No.21750231
    "She is a strong female character, so she is lesbian."

    Call me homophobic? I call you sexist.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)13:33 No.21750234
    It's a cartoon that doesn't involve sex. These characters don't have sexualities.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)13:34 No.21750249
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    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)13:34 No.21750251
    This man knows his stuff. Until I see Fluttershy trying to hook up with Big Mac or Rainbow Dash, she has NO SEXUALITY.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)13:35 No.21750257
    OOH! Are we back to making up amazingly stupid theories?
    Yay! Its like its a pony thread again!
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)13:35 No.21750259

    People have done both with the same fucking intent.

    You're overreacting over the discussion in this thread.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)13:36 No.21750276
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    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)13:37 No.21750283

    Except nobody's calling RD a lesbian because she's strong. Nobody's calling AJ a lesbian, and she's stronger than RD.

    What you're doing is called a strawman. You're inventing a bad argument and claiming that your opponent is using that argument. Then you debunk that bad argument (which you've invented), and then act like you've beaten your opponent.
    >> Derpy Hooves 12/08/10(Wed)13:37 No.21750292
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    Friendship sparkles?



    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)13:38 No.21750301

    Bronies like to depict RD and AJ together, so yeah.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)13:39 No.21750307
    DERPY! we need your help! Use your magic to suck up all the derpiness in this thread!! An evil has overtaken our bronies!
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)13:40 No.21750322
    You just slipped up bro.

    All the lesbian shippers EVERYWHERE has pounced on Applejack, only second to Rainbow Dash. Why? She is a strong female character. You slipped up bro. I win.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)13:40 No.21750324

    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)13:40 No.21750327

    I somewhat disagree. All the characters have sexuality, even though it's never addressed in the show. Just like all the ponies have parents, even though that's also purposefully left out of the show.
    >> Derpy Hooves 12/08/10(Wed)13:40 No.21750329
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    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)13:42 No.21750349
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    Here, have an animated version.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)13:42 No.21750351
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    >Telling Derpy to shut up.
    Thats it. I'm officially mad.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)13:42 No.21750357
    i think you're missing something here. AJ is only shipped with RD because of Ticketmaster and a running gag. It has nothing to do with her personality.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)13:42 No.21750358
    Anyway, im exhausted, and it's time for Sociology. Class. Ironically, the subject today is..... nevermind.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)13:42 No.21750359
    Foolish ponyfuckers imploding.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)13:43 No.21750371

    Wrong. Applejack is only shipped with Rainbow Dash because it's a running gag in the show about AJ constantly biting RD's tail.

    Applejack is not portrayed as a lesbian any more than any of the other ponies outside of RD. And in any case, all that sexual stuff is people clowning around.

    Outside of that, if you ask people their honest opinions, no goofing around- AJ is straight, RD is lesbian.
    >> Derpy Hooves 12/08/10(Wed)13:43 No.21750378
    Lol I loved that one.

    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)13:44 No.21750387
    I like to think that Rainbow Dash is actually a boy.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)13:44 No.21750388
    This is exactly the reason I love pony threads so much.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)13:44 No.21750389
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    A little Lyle to lighten the mood:

    Of COURSE Hasbro is bound to heteronormativity by Standards & Practices. Of COURSE it's possible that ANY of the Ponies is straight or gay (or bi) in the minds of the writers.

    But did you ever stop to think that any of them might be transsexual? What if Rainbow Dash, who was born female, feels in her heart that she should have been born male? What if she cried herself to sleep at night wishing she could just be one of the guys? She idolizes the Wonderbolts; does she fantasize about comparing sizes in the Wonderbolts locker room after the big show?

    And then there's that mule, and CANON interspecies fertility. Can a Pony be a furry? Does Fluttershy have a dragon fursuit in her closet? Does Angel get her off at night?

    Stop your binary thinking, and think of the children. There's a reason gender issues are symbolized by a rainbow.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)13:44 No.21750390


    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)13:45 No.21750409

    ...Applejack and Rarity!?
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)13:45 No.21750410

    Listen, if anybody's a trap, it's Applejack. She's got that patently phony accent, she's got the manliest build, and she's named both after a kind of booze, and she's named Jack.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)13:45 No.21750411
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    I think she's a lesbian. I don't see anything wrong with her being a lesbian, and it fits her rainbow theme, her gal pal Gilda being a diesel dyke, her butch haircut and her personality. She hasn't strongly shown feelings for anyone in the cast other than friendship. That's enough for me, and I can understand why that wouldn't be enough to convince others.

    The show has already had one implied gay character (the dragon from the pilot) and since that floodgate is already open, it's not too big a stretch to have another implied gay character in the main cast.

    I don't expect them to ever confirm it. I do feel it's implied, but saying Dash is a lesbian is something that is purely opinion and fan-canon, though also in my opinion, one of those fan-theories that makes a show better, and I personally think that the assumption that she is a lesbian but her friends not caring adds something I like to both the show and her character.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)13:46 No.21750423
    she's also stronger than her brother
    >> THIS IS OUR AGREEMENT Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)13:46 No.21750424
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    Can we stop arguing now?!
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)13:47 No.21750437

    Not really. That's was only because Big Mac was injured from all the studding.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)13:47 No.21750440
    I'm going to go on record here and tell you I honestly don't think that RD is supposed to have a defined sexual orientation. Like most of the other characters, a lot of details are left up to the imagination so it's easier for people to relate to the character.

    What does that say about all of you, my naughty gayness-loving bronies? (not that there's anything wrong with that)
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)13:48 No.21750445

    Nope, that's Glory. G1 Unicorn. Rarity didn't exist back then. Her pre-genswap design was based on Sparkler and now she honestly resembles Majesty more than Glory. And, amusingly, doesn't really resemble G3 rarity at all.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)13:48 No.21750450
    this is pretty much how I feel too. It's a fan assumption but it has no negative or ill will toward the character and it just adds a little extra to the show whether it's real or not.

    >captcha trolls weekly
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)13:48 No.21750453

    And what about the sea serpent?
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)13:48 No.21750459
    Here's the thing, though.

    If you gave any of the ponies a set of parents, there would be absolutely no reason to think the parents you just gave them are canonical characters.

    Likewise, you can assume the characters have sexualities, but you need a canonical basis to know WHAT it is. Just supplying one in the absence of that is a fan theory.

    So basically I guess I'm admonishing both sides of the argument that is/was going on here for taking their equally non-canonical assumptions about sexuality in a kid's cartoon too seriously.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)13:48 No.21750465
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    I can agree with that.
    >> Anonycat 12/08/10(Wed)13:49 No.21750476
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    Prototype Applejack and prototype Glory.
    Rarity is Glory's expy on FiM because they couldn't use the original G1 characters anymore.

    Also, this guy here is alpha as fuck.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)13:50 No.21750481


    That 'her' refers to rarity, not glory. Derp.
    >> !bgREVLN8FU 12/08/10(Wed)13:50 No.21750482
    All the females are bi. All the males are asexual, except for the dragons.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)13:50 No.21750486
    There are plenty of campy, fabulous men who aren't gay. I know several.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)13:51 No.21750502

    Basically he's a huge fag, but he isn't a homosexual.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)13:51 No.21750506
    Big Mac hasn't done anything but be the first prominent male character. He breaks his back and is never actually seen doing anything away from home. How does that make him alpha?
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)13:52 No.21750512
    I'm at work, can somepony screencap that for later use if this argument comes up again?
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)13:52 No.21750518
    I think you are confusing being FABULOUS wiht being a fag. Shame on you.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)13:53 No.21750529
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)13:54 No.21750535
    or you know, it has nothing to do with sexual orientation, and they just want a diverse cast of personalities for a kids show. So you have a full spectrum of the more feminine girls (rarity, fluttershy, pinkie) to the neutral (twilight) to the tomboyish (applejack, and rainbow jack).

    Its not coincide that the two least 'girly' of the characters are consistently paired as the fan favorite lesbian couple by /co/. We are reinterpretting characters aimed at kids into adult archetypes.

    (and its just fun to dish about ponies for some reason)
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)13:54 No.21750541
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    >This thread
    >Pony waifus
    >Lesbian pony shipping
    >People making futile attempts to argue against it
    >Stupidly forget that they are on 4chan
    >> Anonycat 12/08/10(Wed)13:54 No.21750546
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    Firefly and Applejack also had a bit of a history together waaaay before FiM.
    RainbowDash is Firefly's expy because of the same issue with the character's rights. (On the other hand, the original Applejack was kind of a clumsy dumbass.)
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)13:54 No.21750547
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    Here's their sexualities as I see them. If you disagree with my fanon, I don't care.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)13:56 No.21750576
    >the two least 'girly' of the characters are consistently paired as the fan favorite lesbian
    They are? I'm just going to have to voice my support of Pinkie Pie/Rainbow Dash then.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)13:57 No.21750583
    THANK you.
    >> Mr. Dragonology Doctorate. 12/08/10(Wed)13:58 No.21750597
    Oh, that river dragon was completely queer.

    Most dragons are. Typically the dragonesses have to basically hold them down and rape them in order to conceive. They hold them down, dragoness pheromones and the dragon hormones do the rest.

    Well the exception is ponies. Male dragons have a strange attraction to ponies and will often rape them with little provocation. Dragons often send their hatchlings to Equestria as interns so they can receive education, but once they begin to mature they're completely unmanageable and sent back again.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)13:58 No.21750608
    And the same VA.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)13:58 No.21750611
    at first i disagreed with bi-rarity. But then i think her character is like one of those girls from a new england private school. Outwardly pretty, mostly kind, but also a closet coke addict who is into some freaky shit, because it would just make daddy so mad if he ever found out.

    wow, i need help.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)13:59 No.21750622

    Yeah, that's the only ship I sail that isn't hetero and I think they're the only non-straight girls out of the group. rainbow dyke and pinkie bi
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    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)14:04 No.21750680
    oh dragon rape fetishists,
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)14:05 No.21750689
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    Are you all ready for DEY TUK ARR JERRRRBS next episode? It is an episode on racism after all.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)14:06 No.21750705
    Hey look somepony is wearing a smoothsuit.

    Smack in hell smoothie.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)14:07 No.21750707
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    Chris Rock is playing the Zebra
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)14:07 No.21750713
    More like gossip.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)14:08 No.21750719
    >implying Celestia would allow non-ponies to partake in anything more than slave labor

    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)14:09 No.21750730
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    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)14:12 No.21750763
    So Fluttershy is furry just because she likes animals and young dragons? And Applejack's a farmer, so she's into beastiality? Wow. You're being as disgustingly stereotypical as people saying Rainbow Dash is a lesbian.

    Oh. Oh, wait. I get it now. You're being ironic. Carry on.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)14:12 No.21750780

    Lawl yeah that's what I was going for.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)14:13 No.21750784
    Yeah I thought he was joking
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    Reposting this pic because prototype MLP was hardcore.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)14:15 No.21750817
    Looking at this while listening to Scala's version of creep ( Is surprisingly ..............saddening .. If thats a word
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)14:16 No.21750833
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    Possibly homosexual. Must investigate further.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)14:18 No.21750859
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    >Once again, I was there when the episode aired. The picture was posted, following many NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE.

    Oh man, I remember that. Everybody was pissed off. Rarity fans that waifu crushed on her got mad because she had eyes for another guy. Shippers that loved their sweet sweet lesbian Rarity started raging because she was now a confirmed straight, or at least bi-sexual.

    I never saw any prince original art either. As far as some fans are concerned, he doesn't even exist in the canon. He seems to be loathed by the whole MLP: FiM community.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)14:19 No.21750871
    Wait, I'm being "disgustingly stereotypical" if Dash is a lesbian in my bullshit fanon? Dude, I KNOW lesbians who have Dash-like qualities/idolize Dash. (Also all the ponies are lesbians except Rarity in my headcanon)
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)14:20 No.21750882
    What a great thread, guys.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)14:20 No.21750887
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    Not because Rarity was confirmed straight.. but because she wasn't confirmed straight for Spike.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)14:21 No.21750901
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    >(Also all the ponies are lesbians except Rarity in my headcanon)

    Sign me up for that canon.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)14:21 No.21750904
    Uh, he's part of a fucking fantasy. We really don't know if he exists. There is plenty of Big Mac idolization to go around if you think people actually refuse to sexualize het/male ponies.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)14:24 No.21750944

    Way to go, bronies. You Rarity wifus have cursed Rarity to a life of loneliness with your jealousy, and now she'll never meet her prince.
    >> !bgREVLN8FU 12/08/10(Wed)14:26 No.21750970
    It was more or less confusion over how Celestia could even have a nephew if Luna was locked away for one thousand years.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)14:27 No.21750982

    I bet Big Mac is a total power bottom. He likes being strapped to that plow a little too much.

    "Yeah boy yeah boy yeah boy whip my ass, pull that rope harder. Jerk it."
    >> Anonycat 12/08/10(Wed)14:30 No.21751032

    Big Macintosh loves to plow sweet, sweet ponies all the night long, actually.
    AJ introduced Pinkie Pie to him with the hopes that Big Macintosh would (literally) introduce himself to her so her hyperactive friend would use all her bottled up energy on Big Mac instead of prancing around and driving everyone crazy.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)14:32 No.21751065
    no one said she only had one sister. maybe #3 doesn't go for the whole sibling rivalry thing, and lives in some rural corner of equestria.

    also is celestia the same species as the ponies? I know her and luna are the only pegasus/unicorn combos. And luna became smaller and ponyish when she lost the power of nightmare moon, and theres a pic going around that supposes the same thing of celestia. But they still seem to be abnormally powerful within the world.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)14:32 No.21751069

    Maybe we're wrong about the male ponies. Maybe you don't see them around very much 'cuz they're lazy as hell and always off fucking around. Like maybe most of them hang out at the local gay bar or something.
    >> !bgREVLN8FU 12/08/10(Wed)14:34 No.21751093
    Well, it's implied that Celestia and Luna were the only set of sisters. No third sister in the legends at all.

    Plus, it's fun to think that Rarity would make it up just to get a ticket to the Grand Galloping Gala.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)14:36 No.21751110
    maybe she had a brother, hence a nephew?
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)14:36 No.21751115
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    Its doubly confusing when you consider how tiny Luna is. Someone like Big Mac would crush her.
    >> Anonycat 12/08/10(Wed)14:37 No.21751121

    Or perhaps they are not visible because they are always dead tired after performing their maretal duties until dawn.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)14:38 No.21751139

    You don't think she could handle Big Mac's whopper?
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)14:39 No.21751154
    in the wild horse herds have a dominate male, and the rest of the herd females, but the actual social orginization is such that the females are in control of the herd. The males essentially compete with each other for 'access'. With leftover males forming smaller herds on their own until they find a group of females to fight over.

    Applying this to equestria:
    Big Mac is a bad mother fucker and keeps the other male ponies out of ponyville while handing out hot dickings at his leisure. But as we have observed all the females run things in their herd/society.

    There are roving gangs of male pony rapists crisscrossing the countryside. You now know why the girls were so scared of that forest in episode one.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)14:40 No.21751165
    she is tiny compared to celestia, who is fucking huge. i thought there were some shots of luna and the other ponies where she was similar if not slightly bigger than them.
    >> !bgREVLN8FU 12/08/10(Wed)14:42 No.21751188
    Once again, no idea.

    Where's that one story idea about the ponies going to the GGG and finding that having high expectations of what to find is bad for you?
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)14:43 No.21751190

    Watch the episode again. When Luna was defeated, she lost her powers (at least temporarily) and became smaller.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)14:44 No.21751216
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)14:46 No.21751232
    i know, nightmare moon -> luna, i got that.
    but i still thought luna, in her smaller form, was equal to or greater than the other ponies in size.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)14:46 No.21751235
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    >Plus, it's fun to think that Rarity would make it up just to get a ticket to the Grand Galloping Gala.

    That actually makes sense.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)14:46 No.21751236
    Is... Luna...Isn't Lunas horn a bit close to Celestias heart?!
    >> Anonycat 12/08/10(Wed)14:47 No.21751259

    Big Macintosh is bigger than a female pony, but Luna is bigger than a normal pony as well. I think she would be as big as Big mac, or perhaps even taller than him.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)14:51 No.21751295
    I was pretty sure she was talking out of her ass the entire time. It all just seemed like some elaborate fantasy scenario.

    Of course my favorite rarity scene has to be when she confronts the dragon, and just immediately starts jacking his shit. Right in front of him too. Screw brass balls, that chick has a pair of platinum, diamond encrusted, door knockers swinging past her knees.
    >> Guild Pawn !!5pxEApHjMk5 12/08/10(Wed)14:55 No.21751344
    Who knows? Given the court structure of Equestria, not to mention the obvious allure of having pony princesses around, perhaps there's simply a catch-all rank of "Prince and Princess Who Will Never Inherit From Our God-Queen Celestia".

    This explains:
    - Why there is no succession
    - Why the male pony is a unicorn, as opposed to the pegasus/unicorn combo of the Sisters
    - How ponies can have shit-tons of princesses, fulfilling the fantasies of small girls
    - Global warming
    >> Anonycat 12/08/10(Wed)14:56 No.21751353
    >>21751295 I was pretty sure she was talking out of her ass the entire time.

    I'm sure ALL the girls were talking out of their ass except for Applejack, who only wanted to go to the gala to work instead of going to have fun.

    In fact, from all the girl's reasons to go to the gala, Rarity and Rainbow Dash's reasons were the worst ones ever.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)14:59 No.21751395
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    Luna and Twilight size comparison
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)15:01 No.21751423
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    Wow, she really is tiny. Even if that's Luna's default form, she's pretty underwhelming for a Goddess in terms of stature. Unless she's pulling a Frieza and that little body is actually her strongest form.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)15:01 No.21751425

    They are well aware.

    And hell, if people gave a shit that porn was being made of their creations nothing will get made.
    >> Mr. dragonology doctorate 12/08/10(Wed)15:02 No.21751441

    "This concludes today's seminar, "Dragon population management and the pony infertility epidemic". Please note I will be holding a seminar on the same time and date next week entitled "Global warming and pony gods". I will now open the floor to questions."
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)15:05 No.21751486
    ah thank you i knew she wasn't that little, shes bigger than the slaves, er i mean escorts. Those guys were about Big Mac's size.
    >> Anonycat 12/08/10(Wed)15:06 No.21751490

    Confirmed: Luna is taller than Big Macintosh. Now the rule 34 of them makes more sense.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)15:08 No.21751528
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    Thats a good height comparison, but I wouldn't say size. Shes got an entirely different body style than twilight, and is much more wirey. Shes actually shaped very much like Celestia, but half her size.

    Which is confusing considering they are both over 1000 years old. We know Luna is younger, did she suffer a Lolivamp sort of curse when she became a demigod, and get stuck as an adolescent for eternity?
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)15:10 No.21751572

    as far as we know, celestia could be like 1500-2000 and Luna 1000-1050
    >> Anonycat 12/08/10(Wed)15:11 No.21751574

    We still have to see Celestia without her armor, though. Probably Luna's tiny size is the same as Celestia's real form.

    I can't wait until they show Luna again, argh.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)15:12 No.21751590
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    >Of course my favorite rarity scene has to be when she confronts the dragon, and just immediately starts jacking his shit. Right in front of him too.

    Haha, that scene had me on the floor! She didn't wait till nightfall to rob him blind in his sleep, didn't sucker punch him, didn't blindside him, nothing. She just fucking took his riches while he's staring straight at her.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)15:13 No.21751613
    she was the same size as celestia when she had the power of nighmare moon. It stands to reason that if celestia lost most of her power she might take a similar form as the current luna.
    >> KinkyMare !!Lt2QVxFBHMB 12/08/10(Wed)15:14 No.21751629
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    Perhaps not taller, but maybe pretty close. Comparing AJ to Big Mac he's actually not as tall as I thought.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)15:15 No.21751642

    Don't worry, he isn't killing her.

    He's turning her into a dragon with the Rainbow of Darkness so that she can be the fourth (the three others had already been abducted and dracofied by that point) dragon he needs to pull his Chariot of Darkness and usher in eternal night.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)15:15 No.21751643
    She's just like a thief from a true adventuring party.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)15:15 No.21751645
    Rarity is a true adventurer.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)15:16 No.21751653
    that is definitely by far the best Rarity scene, the greeting, the nonchalant kleptomania, the post monologue where she is pining for the diamond.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)15:17 No.21751666
    true adventurer-mind
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)15:17 No.21751672
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    She was, but that form was also referred to as a "transformation" in the prologue. Implying it was never her natural state from the beginning. While the theory that Celestia could also be benefiting from sort of size pumping mystical armor like Night Mare is perfectly possible, its never actually implied on the show, so speculation is warranted.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)15:17 No.21751680
    I'm not even sure she was aware of what she was doing, she was talking to the dragon the entire time. The GLAMOR just overcame her and she moved without thinking.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)15:23 No.21751771
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    Armor fic repost!

    The Armors of Equestria

    Nobody knows where Princess Luna sought a way to take control of the day, and nobody knows who fulfilled her desire born of envy and wounded pride.

    Whatever mysterious being forged the dark armor, whatever dark arts and rituals it used, the will of darkness itself was forged into it, upsetting the balance of nature. Using Princess Luna's honest desire to be appreciated for her handiwork, discord crept in. Jealousy, cruelty, and vengeance seized her heart, and threatened all of Equestria. Armored and mighty beyond all opposition, Nightmare Moon reigned over a week of night.

    Princess Celestia and the five other Guardians of Harmony (her courtesans and closest friends) were soon all that remained of the vast army that charged the ancient Castle of the Two Sisters that fateful night. Due to a foul attack from the rear by a minion felled but not killed, Laughter perished during the final onslaught, and those that remained found they could not summon the Rainbow of Light. Unable to break the armor of Nightmare Moon, they sealed her away for a thousand years.

    Celestia's strength was quickly being sapped by the energy requirements of regulating both day and night. One of the Guardians of Harmony was able to devise a solution: she would forge an artifact for Princess Celestia that would enhance her strength, and protect the balance of nature. The symbols of the Elements of Harmony were melted down and set in the new armor and crown, and bound to the will of the Guardians. The armor was presented, and it worked. Celestia, transformed and more regal than ever, guided nature with wisdom and love.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)15:23 No.21751773
    Bullshit theory: Celestia's size has the same explanation that Nightmare Moon's did: it's fueled by the mystical power of her rage/evil/etc.
    >> Kloudmutt 12/08/10(Wed)15:23 No.21751774
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    drawfag back but with little time, also
    moe pony from last night now in color
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)15:24 No.21751778
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    All but one of her friends died of old age over the course of the thousand years, but Celestia remained young and powerful, the Elements of Harmony keeping her reign a just and noble one. Stone replicas of their symbols were created as a monument to their heroism, and placed in the now-abandoned Castle of the Two Sisters. Princess Celestia, while managing the affairs of her realm from the new castle at Canterlot, founded a school to gather those Ponies with the noblest hearts and brightest minds to prepare for the day when Nightmare Moon would break free and once again ravage the fair land of Equestria.

    For without the will of Laughter, who had died too soon, Celestia's armor was incomplete, and the Princess stood no chance against Nightmare Moon.

    Days before the fated night, the artificially ageless monarch sent her cleverest, most trustworthy student to a town on the edge of her armor's powers, near a forest that held the Castle. She knew of the town, because the armor was forged there a thousand years before; the Guardian of Harmony named Honesty had smithed the armor and bound the Guardians' wills into it, but was quickly approaching the edge of her own unnatural lifespan. Only in such a location, on the edge of light and dark, and close to the mystically charged ruins where Pony blood was spilled by Pony magic, could the Elements of Harmony once again be reignited.

    The battle was swift, but decisive. Without her minions of darkness, Nightmare Moon was unable to prevent the Rainbow of Light from being summoned and breaking her armor. Celestia was freed, and Princess Luna was pardoned for the events that had occurred a millenium before, as it was the dark will bound into her own armor that had turned her heart toward destruction and imbalance.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)15:25 No.21751802
    Oh hey I'm back from Sociology class to discuss..
    ....Nevermind.... I give up....
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)15:25 No.21751806
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    I need insulin. STAT.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)15:26 No.21751814

    is this like the only /co/ Pony fic where Celesta is NOT an evil dictator oppressing everyone?
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)15:26 No.21751818
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    One day soon, when Applejack's grandmother Honesty Smith falls victim to time, Celestia's armor will fail, and Celestia, once again reduced to her natural size and level of power, will restore Luna's place as Princess of Night out of necessity. At that time, will the dark being who forged the Nightmare Armor and corrupted Luna's heart return with another scheme?
    >> KinkyMare !!Lt2QVxFBHMB 12/08/10(Wed)15:27 No.21751830
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    By the gods, that's adorable
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)15:27 No.21751831

    Too fucking cute.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)15:27 No.21751832
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    how do dragons get all that gold anyway?
    and why?
    I heard stories that its so they can impress the dames they capture. I wonder if thats true in his case. I mean he does kind of just leave all his stuff.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)15:29 No.21751868
    So far we know they eat AND make nests out of gems, maybe they're the same way with gold.
    >> Kloudmutt 12/08/10(Wed)15:31 No.21751904
    they pillage them villages, they eat the gold and gemstones to keep their armored scales
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)15:32 No.21751905
    standard fantasy reasons:

    1) soft metals, gold silver, and platinum make good beds for dragons to nest on.

    2) their horde size is a sign of prestige and power among dragon kind.

    3) what else is dragon going to do with the spoils of war and dead adventurer gear? put it in a big pile of course!

    4) flat out greed, they have no use for money but accumulate it anyways. possibly just to satisfy boredom as they are very long-lived.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)15:33 No.21751929
    also some fantasy works have dragons eating gemstones for a variety of reasons. so they raid a castle eat gems and just keep the gold.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)15:35 No.21751960

    Dragons seem to be attracted to what humans find valuable, which is why they tend to kidnap princesses, hoard gold and jewels, and guard powerful artifacts like sacred weapons and armor.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)15:36 No.21751972
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    Well, in /co/'s defense...
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)15:36 No.21751978
    That's why I wrote it. Benevolent monarchies are rare, but they have existed - until someone assassinates the good king or queen.

    Democracies are better not because the will of the people is any less oppressive than the will of one person, but because the people in power get tossed out on their ears if they rile up the people too much, and the army is dedicated to the office, not the man or woman.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)15:38 No.21752000
    You mean... dragons are Skinnies? Yuck!
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)15:40 No.21752040
    does anyone else remember the elf chicks speech from Lord of the Rings when they see this image?

    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)15:42 No.21752074
    actually the first 3 and last lines are terrifyingly appropriate to Celestia
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)15:42 No.21752078
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)15:43 No.21752095
    Nice thread rescue, bronies. Was it loyalty or laughter that brought us back together after all that brou-hah-hah over Pony sexuality?
    >> Kloudmutt 12/08/10(Wed)15:46 No.21752137
    sooooo any drawfagging requests? i have 15 mins
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)15:46 No.21752138
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    oh dear god you are right. I am a big Rings tard and I didn't even think that until you mentioned it, but it fits so well.

    Celestia = Galadriel with the ring for me from now on.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)15:46 No.21752153
    actually i think it was when the pony sex conversation steered into dragon rape territory, and we all tacitly agreed to change the subject.
    >> Derpy Hooves 12/08/10(Wed)15:47 No.21752169
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    It was the friendship sparkles!


    ... O.o

    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)15:48 No.21752175

    uhhh something with Luna and Celesta.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)15:48 No.21752176
    God that was so horrible
    Honestly... I was like "OMG Celestia is evil dictator" But then I watched it again and I was like. Oh nvrmind.

    Still. How NM was like "Everything will be dark" and Celestia was instantly like "Timeout."

    I wonder if Celestia really tried to talk her sister out of it. I mean knowing me, i'd probably try all kinds of ways to not have to lock my brother up no matter how bad he was acting.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)15:48 No.21752177
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    I think more of Rarity saying something like that if she found The One Ring in that dragon's cave.

    Rarity: "And now at last it comes. You will give me the Ring freely! In place of the Goddess Celestia you will set up a Queen. And I shall not be out of style, but beautiful and fashionable as the morning and the night! Fair as the sea and the sun and the snow upon the mountain! Sassy as the storm and the lightning! Stronger than the foundations of Equestria. ALL SHALL LOVE ME AND DESPAIR....darling!"
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    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)15:51 No.21752233

    yeah thats a big reason the whole Celestia is evil thing started up, I mean Luna was her Sister and she trapped her in the Moon for a thousand years that is kind of cruel and we don't know if she tried other things before that.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)15:52 No.21752243
    My precious!

    >> !bgREVLN8FU 12/08/10(Wed)15:52 No.21752250

    Her final words as she falls into Mount Doom are "Oh, I hope this doesn't ruin my mane."
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)15:53 No.21752259
    As one of the main people to start up the conversation by combating the "Rainbow Dash is canonically lesbian" people...

    I can safely say that it was the dragon rape theories that completely threw it out the window.

    Just like 4chan... find something your opposed to, and something 10 times as worse gets thrown in your face.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)15:54 No.21752278
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    color this:D
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)15:55 No.21752289
    it all makes sense, sometime between Isildur and Gollem, celestia had the ring. Equestria is in Middle Earth. Her other natural powers shield her from some of the rings influence. Sauron corrupted Luna in order to get to Celestia. Eventually Celestia will abandon the ring so as to protect her kingdom from the encroaching forces of darkness.

    And that dragon from Dragonshy was fucking Smaug, after getting kicked out of Equestria, the last haven for dragons in middle earth, he attacks the lonely mountain.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)15:57 No.21752323
    At least it wasn't a summary execution. The armor fic theorizes a Little Mermaid / Sea Witch deal to gain the power to make day night.

    Even if it wasn't due to some dark being taking over Luna, the Ponies seem to have a divinely appointed role as guardians of nature. Thus, the penalties would be heavy for anyone -

    wait -

    a dragon making smoke (polluting)

    a takeover of night

    cleaning up winter manually

    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)15:58 No.21752345
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    Draw Rarity wearing The One Saddle to rule them all.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)15:59 No.21752366
    Pinkie Pie - Earth
    Applejack - Fire
    RD - Wind
    Rarity - Water
    Fluttershy - Heart
    Celestia - Captain Planet
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)16:00 No.21752391
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    Man, it must suck being moon themed in fantasy in general. First Luna gets possessed and imprisoned for an age, and in middle earth you have Nazgul overrunning Minas Ithil, the tower of the moon.

    In pony terms, I suppose this makes Canterlot Pony Minas Arnor, and the ruins that housed the palant- err Elements of Harmony Pony Minas Ithil.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)16:01 No.21752400
    in the other thread.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)16:02 No.21752422
    so twilight is Whoopi Goldberg then?
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)16:03 No.21752426
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    Oh shit!
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)16:05 No.21752458
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    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)16:14 No.21752614
    That picture has nothing to do with either of those things.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)16:28 No.21752884
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    bump for no mlp on the front page
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)16:30 No.21752916
    It's autosaging. Make a new one.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)16:30 No.21752930

    this is autosaging it has been for over a hundred post.
    >> Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)16:38 No.21753091
    for another active thread.

    Rarity used Tail Whip!
    /co/'s Defense was lowered!

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