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"I like rainbows, but I don't want people to think I'm gay. So when I have a rainbow on my shirt, I have to subtitle it, 'Not Gay'. But then I don't want people to think I'm a homophobe, so I have to add, 'But Supportive!' Why did homosexuals get a monopoly on prismatic light? Pretty selfish, gays!"