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    376 KB Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)05:20 No.21723260  
    >no MLP thread


    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)05:23 No.21723285
    We really need to flush out the background of Celestia.
    Such a vile psychopathic genocidal god should have their story known.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)05:30 No.21723340
    Why do we like MLP?

    I thought this was for kids? Like, Spongebob is cool, but like... you know, Teletubby Strawberry Shortcake level kids.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)05:32 No.21723351
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    Because it's adorable. And also not that bad of a show.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)05:33 No.21723364
    Ponies, magic, friendship, rainbows. What's not to like?
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)05:36 No.21723379
    replace the characters with transforming robots and suddenly the haters would love it, despite being theexact same thing.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)05:36 No.21723382
    I'm getting kinda sick of "generals"

    If you yourself have nothing to discuss. Don't make a thread. Simply wait until you DO have something to discuss, and then make a thread about it. Otherwise wait for someone else to make a thread about something THEY want to discuss.

    Otherwise you just get all these clusterfuck threads with no real direction or point that people refuse to let die.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)05:39 No.21723401

    we need a place to post all of our fan fic to preserve it for future Bronies.
    >> A Fistful of Apples !94yMGn.GiE 12/07/10(Tue)05:39 No.21723402

    I love pony general threads!
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)05:40 No.21723415
    that fan art got me thingking, Pony DnD. what exactly would it be like?
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)05:41 No.21723420
    You've never read the Reports of Agent X.
    >> A Fistful of Apples !94yMGn.GiE 12/07/10(Tue)05:42 No.21723422

    I've decided I want to run a Pony DnD game. We need to figure out how this can be done.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)05:42 No.21723425
    This would be correct.

    I guess you have to consider the audience, though. These people have made /co/ the worst board on 4chan.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)05:43 No.21723436
    sorc- twilight
    warrior- applejack
    cleric - fluttershy
    barb- rainbow
    theif- rarity
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)05:43 No.21723440

    Agent X Field Report 01
    Site Three
    Fourth Week of Expedition

    I arrived without incident at the target location four weeks ago, and
    my disguise appears to have been accepted by the local community. As
    such, please excuse the moniker above. My chosen cover is a delicate
    one, and I must take great pains to preserve it.
    In my relatively short time here, I have already learned much.
    The seemingly benign appearance of this culture belies its true nature.
    There is something far more sinister at work here, and more still of
    interest to us: An ancient prophecy foretelling the downfall of
    Equestria's greatest, secret foe, the Princess Celestia.

    This is but an excerpt of the entire text:
    "And at the Twilight Hour, when Heaven's Bane is brightest, the
    Orbs shall align and the Great Deliverer shall recover that which was
    taken. Thus shall come the End of Heaven's Blight, and Dawn of Pony
    Morrow's Light."
    -- Missing Page from "Predictions and Prophecies" detailing the
    "Prophecy of Harmony", and continuing the legend of Nightmare Moon.
    (A full transcription of the text will be sent after I have completely
    translated it.)

    This ancient legend tells of several individuals that will
    band together in the coming battle, and I believe that, after examining a
    large part of the manuscript, I have discerned several of their
    identities. I will attempt to profile each of them in this report
    (and those following).
    Also, as so much of my time here is left to considerably more
    dangerous activities, I will write these dossiers with what I hope will be an
    entertaining narrative.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)05:44 No.21723442
    we should start numbering these. so people know of our dedication
    >> Kurihara 12/07/10(Tue)05:44 No.21723443
    There's some on the plus thread, although I don't know if that thread's got a lot of time left
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)05:45 No.21723449
    Twilight Sparkle

    The magical studies of the pony known as Twilight Sparkle under the
    tutelage of Princess Celestia are far from the innocent passing of
    knowledge from one to another. One day, Celestia will have to leave her
    throne to another, far younger pony. After all, the Princess is not
    immortal... Yet.
    In her early studies of the Elements of Harmony, Celestia happened
    upon an old passage detailing how one pony, talented in the magical arts,
    could inhabit the body of another, leaving their own aged shell behind.
    And so, the Princess keeps an ever-watchful eye on her "pupil" from
    afar, biding her time until the young pony is ready to recieve her destiny.

    But Twilight's tenaciousness in researching the Ancient Prophecies
    seems to trouble Celestia. She had never intended for her student to
    learn of the Elements of Harmony (The one force that could vanquish
    her), or the legend fortelling the return of the second princess, Luna,
    even if the story had been altered. Once Celestia recieved Twilight's
    letter about the legend of Nightmare Moon, the Princess knew she would
    have to distance Twilight from her books as quickly as possible, and so
    she ordered the young mare to oversee the celebrations at Ponyville,
    under the false pretense of "making friends".
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)05:46 No.21723453
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    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)05:46 No.21723456
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    Pony D20 game..
    Hmm..could have it set to various campaign. First trying to get your cutie mark..forming friendships.
    Amassing an army to force out Princess Celestia.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)05:46 No.21723461
    Celestia thought she had been thorough when she destroyed and
    rewrote the passages describing the Elements and the Mare in the Moon,
    but it appeared that the former Royal Chronicler had been more
    crafty before her "conversion" than the Princess had given her credit
    for, and must have preserved a select number of the original volumes.
    For how else could Twilight have still learned about the Element's
    location while in Ponyville?
    The Princess was terrified to think that Twilight might have discovered
    her changes in the unaltered volume, and harness the Elements to
    defeat Celestia herself! Fortunately, her cover had been maintained, and
    the small group of ponies instead used the Elements to strip Luna of her
    new-found power. In her glee, the Princess "congratulated" her
    vessel-in-training on a job well done, saying that the suggestion to make
    friends of Ponyville's citizens was intended to lead Twilight to the
    Elements in the first place!
    Though the Elements are once-again active, Celestia appears
    unconcerned. None seem to suspect her plans, and her agents are hard
    at work seeking the remaining unaltered books. The Princess needs only
    to watch and wait as her student prepares herself for her new life.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)05:47 No.21723466
    Snips and Snails

    Despite Celestia's apparent efforts to eradicate magical talent in
    Equestria's male population through selective breeding (And, in some
    cases, murder), Snips and Snails are the first male ponies in a
    near-millenia to possess the great power usually enjoyed only by the
    mares of their race.
    Seeking to correct this error, Celestia erased their minds, and sent them
    to live the rest of their pathetic lives at her secret "convert" camp, known
    to most as Ponyville. However, their magic was strong, and protected
    their subconcious minds from harm. Though they appear to be naught
    but harmless buffoons, one day their minds shall return, and the full
    might of their power restored.

    More to be added as my research continues.
    - Agent X
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)05:47 No.21723468

    its still on page six so it has a few days left.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)05:47 No.21723473
    >/co/ worst board on 4chan
    >we have a fucking pokemon board
    >/b/ remains the biggest pile of excrement on the entire internet
    >grand majority of boards on 4chan cannot hold a civil discussion or have any kind of a friendly thread for more than 3 posts

    whatever you say, bro.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)05:48 No.21723476
    There are two more reports from Agent X. Let me know if you want them.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)05:48 No.21723479
    so, you guys. if the ponies were human, how would their breast sizes compare?

    applejack probably has huge farmgirl tits.

    pinkie pie's are probably also big. crazy girls always have big ones.

    twilight and fluttershy are normal sized.

    dash and rarity are flat. rarity compinsates with glamor. dash is lesbo.

    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)05:48 No.21723480
    Alright, just watched episodes one through seven.

    You win, guys. I enjoyed it. It has an inherent charm to it all.

    But we really don't need a caption image from every single frame of the show.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)05:52 No.21723511
    switch twilight and rarity and you got it
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)05:52 No.21723517
    Keep posting! My first time reading agent X.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)05:53 No.21723518
    size in order of largest to smallest:
    Pinky Pie
    Rainbow Dash
    >> AliasA45 wikileaks is wrong, Disney is EUGENIC 12/07/10(Tue)05:53 No.21723520

    the worst boars are /g/ and /sci/ because they make me fell like a moron
    >> Kurihara 12/07/10(Tue)05:53 No.21723524
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    But every frame is so captionable!
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)05:54 No.21723530
    Here you go, bro

    Agent X Field Report 02
    Chrestota 31st, 1001 R.C. (Reign of Celestia)
    Site Three (Ponyville)
    Sixth Week of Expedition

    As you can see, I have deduced the Ponies' manner of marking the
    passage of time. I will mark all further entries thusly, and never using our
    own system, lest any of my reports be discovered and reveal my
    location of origin to the ponies. I fear infiltrating Site Three would not be
    so easy a second time...
    My studies of the Ponies and their affairs are progressing slower than I
    might have hoped. The information contained in these reports was hard-
    earned, and I can only pray that my sources have not been discovered
    and given untimely ends, merely to satisfy our curiosity.
    However, I have learned much since my last entry, and submit it for your
    Derpy Hooves

    Despite my greatest efforts, this pony defies my analysis. All that I have
    been able to gather is that she once held high authority in Celestia's inner
    circle (But of what kind, I cannot deduce) before she was violently
    stripped of her memories by Celestia, leaving her eyes permanently
    transfixed in opposite direction of each other. She now seems to enjoy
    a fairly light-hearted existence as Site Three's resident postal carrier, and
    is surprisingly adept at her profession, despite her handicap.
    I have been unsuccessful in determining why the memory-eradication
    spell affected Derpy so much more adversely than Celestia's other
    victims, but I am confident that, in time, the answer will reveal itself.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)05:54 No.21723533
    mousey girls need to be flat, to add to mouseyness. Fluttershy is flat.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)05:54 No.21723542
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    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)05:55 No.21723543
    ...they could never be human because Celestia hated humans so much, she murdered each last one of them...
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)05:55 No.21723544
    Princesses Luna and Celestia

    The story of the two chief monarchs of Equestria is one of greed,
    deceit, and the relentless pursuit of power. As I have already mentioned
    in my analysis of the one called Twilight Sparkle, most records
    concerning the sisters are falsified, twisted versions of actual events,
    perpetuated by Princess Celestia and her sinister agents. I shall do my
    best to piece together a legible account of what I believe is the true story.
    Over a thousand years ago, the two royal sisters Celestia and
    Luna were commanded by their dying mother, Queen Astra,
    to assume her royal responsibilities: Ruling justly and fairly over the ponies
    of Equestria and, perhaps more importantly, the raising of the Sun during
    the day, and the Moon at night. To Celestia, the eldest, she gave the Sun,
    beacon of light and prosperity to all of Equestria and lands beyond. To
    Luna, she gave the Moon, and the solitary, quiet tranquility of night. Being
    the youngest, Luna thought herself cheated, doomed to forever stand
    lonely vigil as all of her fellow ponies slept. In fact, her mother thought Luna
    the wisest of the two sisters, and gave Celestia the Sun only to appease
    her, and to keep the sisters from quarreling.
    >> Your Friendly Neighborhood Eurofag 12/07/10(Tue)05:55 No.21723550
    That got me thinking... And now, for your consideration, I'd like to suggest making a drawing of a pony general. With a pickelhaube and everything.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)05:56 No.21723562
    nd so, for 100 years, the Princesses carried out their solemn duties.
    Celestia grew into a stunning reflection of her mother, regal and elegant,
    while Luna blossomed into a rare, magnificent mare of dark blue,
    befitting the nightly station she held. Though both were beautiful,
    Celestia's heart grew dark as her ever-present lust for power nurtured
    While Luna wanted only to oversee her subjects with kind and
    benevolent eyes, Celestia sought absolute control and dominance in her
    rule, studying dark magic in order to bend Equestria's population to her
    will. Before long, the two grew suspicious of each other, and Luna made
    her own studies of the Ancient magic, becoming adept at
    transmogrification and the creation of constructs. Celestia "convinced"
    several ponies that Luna grew irritated with her nighttime vigil, and would
    soon seek to usurp Celestia from her throne. It was only a matter of
    time until the two would face each other in battle.
    Every day, Luna saw Celestia's grip on the populace becoming
    stronger, and she pored over the old tomes searching for an answer,
    until finally, she found it: The Sun itself gave Celestia her power! If Luna
    refused to lower the Moon, her sister would no longer be able to
    brainwash the ponies of Equestria! But before she could execute her
    plan, Celestia used the Elements of Harmony to imprison Luna and her
    two most trusted guardians in the moon, leaving Celestia as sole
    monarch of Equestria. However, before the incantation was complete,
    Luna added a single part to the spell, allowing her return in a thousand
    year's time.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)05:57 No.21723566
    you kidding? Rarity would have a lithe, almost fashion-model like body.
    I say almost because she wouldn't be starving herself-- an eating disorders would NOT be fashionable, in her opinion. She would just stay perfectly trim with a balanced diet and light exercise.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)05:58 No.21723577
    And so, Luna became the Mare in the Moon, passing from memory to
    legend, from legend to myth. The years drove her mad, twisting her
    thoughts from that of using the Moon to stop Celestia to plunging
    Equestria into eternal darkness.
    Last month, Luna finally returned, but was transformed into a
    mere shadow of her former self by the Elements of Harmony,
    subservient and loyal to Celestia. If my research of the Prophecy is any
    indication, this spell shall eventually be broken, and Luna shall defeat
    her sister and finally bring peace to all of Equestria.

    That is all I have learned for now. I shall update you on my progress
    in two weeks time.
    - Agent X
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)05:58 No.21723583
    Fluttershy is moe, moeblobs often have delicious enormous marshmallow titties that *boings* all over the place
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)05:59 No.21723589
    This one's a doozy.

    Agent X Field Report 03
    Chrestota 46th, 1001 R.C.
    Site 3 (Ponyville)
    Ninth Week of Expedition

    Director XXXXX, thank you for your personal message included in last
    week's data burst. Despite my training regarding cultural immersion, it is
    always comforting to hear a friendly voice in my native tongue while on
    I am pleased to hear that you are so fascinated by the
    Elements of Harmony, as they are a most interesting subject of study
    here for me, as well. And so, as a reprieve from my usual dispatches, I will
    instead send all of my notes regarding the Elements thus far. I am
    confident that you will find this research enjoyable, and in return I humbly
    ask that you tell my husband that I miss him terribly, and that I love him very

    The Elements of Harmony

    As far as I've been able to discern, the Elements have existed since
    before the dawn of time on this world. Cave drawings by various cultures
    from around the globe have depicted a great source of power
    (represented by six symbols) in nearly all of their creation myths.
    However, the elements are depicted as belonging to many different
    masters in these drawings, rather than only the goddess Andromeda of
    pony lore.
    What follows is as accurate an account as I can make of the Element's
    history; A tale of greed, war, and the lust for power.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)06:00 No.21723596
    The Tale of Two Brothers

    The earliest, most likely record of ownership that I've been able to find
    (and a sketchy one at that) is an old folk tale about Thorntail, the ancient
    Dragon king, who had (allegedly) forged the Elements from the same fire
    he had spurt forth to create the Heavens. Thorntail's younger brother
    Prince Savage was selfish and very jealous of Thorntail's power, and
    wanted to take the Element's power for his own.

    The story goes, "One day, Thorntail invited Savage to go flying with him. It
    wasn't long until the pair came across Mother Duck and her ducklings next
    to a raging river, their eyes red with tears. 'Why do you cry, Mother Duck?',
    Thorntail asked. 'My ducklings and I wish to cross this river, but it is too
    strong, and we would be washed away', she said.
    Savage scoffed at Mother Duck's plight. 'We are much too busy and kingly
    to help the likes of you!' But the Dragon King had Kindness and Loyalty in
    his heart, so he used the power of these Elements to calm the rushing
    waters, allowing Mother Duck and her children to cross. Mother Duck
    thanked Thorntail for his help, and the brothers flew away.

    "The two brothers went on flying, until they happened upon Squirrel and
    Chipmunk fighting down below them. 'Why do you quarrel, Chipmunk and
    Squirrel?', Thorntail asked. 'We are both collecting food for winter, but
    SquirreI tricked me so that he could have it all for himself!', Chipmunk said.
    'Now I have no food, and Squirrel will not give me any of his, so I will
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)06:00 No.21723600
    No, I think rarity would be plain and healthy.Her sense of fashion and make up is what make her look beautifull and "different", but once she clean her face she's probably "background pony" level
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)06:00 No.21723601
    'Squirrel was clever and got to the food first', Savage said, 'so he should
    be allowed to keep it. That is the Law of Nature.' But the Dragon King had
    Generosity and Honesty in his heart, so he used these Elements to
    conjure enough food for Chipmunk and to last the whole winter. Chipmunk
    thanked Thorntail, and the brothers flew away.

    "Both Thorntail and Savage continued flying for a while before they saw
    Badger shouting at the pony children laughing and playing in front of his
    house. 'Why do you shout, Badger?', Thorntail asked. 'These ponies are
    so young and happy, and spend their time playing before my house and
    making me feel old! I only want to laugh and play with them, but I cannot,
    and that is why I shout.'
    Savage scoffed again, saying 'You ARE old, Badger, and should go back
    into your house to spend the rest of your days alone.' But the Dragon King
    had Laughter and Magic in his heart, and used these Elements to make
    Badger young again so that he could play with the young ponies. Badger
    thanked Thorntail, and the brothers flew away.

    "Finally, Savage confronted Thorntail. 'Give me the Elements, brother, so
    that I can control the water, make the old young, and conjure food out of the
    air.' But Thorntail would not, because he knew Savage would only use the
    Element's great power for himself, and not to help others. This angered
    Savage, and he vowed to one day take the Elements for himself.
    One night, while Thorntail was sleeping, Savage stole the Elements from
    his brother's heart and flew off to far away lands. But no matter how hard he
    tried, Savage could not use the Element's power because of the greed in
    his heart, so he hid them in a secret place for his children to one day find
    and take their places as the true Kings of the land.
    And that is how the kingdoms of Dragon and Wyvern were born."
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)06:01 No.21723607
    The Wyvern War

    No other mention of the Elements of Harmony appeared for the next 600
    years, and several cultures from all over the world seemed to have
    relentlessly searched for them throughout the centuries. Despite their
    efforts, the Elements appeared lost for all time, until a Pony-led
    archaeological expedition uncovered them in 6290 B.C. (Before Celestia),
    and returned them to the Dragon King Talon (A descendant of Thorntail
    himself, and great friend to Queen Cosmosia of Equestria), believing the
    Dragon Kingdom to be their rightful owner. However, the descendants of
    Savage (Led by the tyrant-king Savage the XII) said that the Elements
    were their birthright, and demanded that they be delivered safely to Wyvern
    territory under threat of war. Talon would not concede, and soon after, the
    Wyvern War began.
    The conflict waged on for several years, with heavy casualties; Talon
    pleaded with Cosmosia to commit troops to his side, but she would not,
    convinced that a diplomatic solution could be found to avoid more
    bloodshed. It wasn't until a Wyvern attack on an Equestrian aid hospital that
    Cosmosia reluctantly entered the war, and after several joint efforts, the
    ponies helped the dragons claim a decisive victory.
    As a show of gratitude, Talon entrusted Cosmosia herself with protecting
    the Elements of Harmony, in the hope that the Wyverns would
    not dare challenge her authority. The Queen accepted, and locked the
    Elements away deep inside her Royal Vault, never to be seen again.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)06:02 No.21723611

    >/co/ - My Little Ponies and sometimes Homestuck

    You're telling me that this is somehow NOT worse than pokemon? I don't follow.

    And as for /b/ -- they're children acting like children, shitting up a board that was never good in the first place.

    You, on the other hand, are grown men acting like children. You're suffocating the board with pointless fucking threads like this one. People used to love this board. Now, even shitholes like /r9k/ make fun of it.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)06:02 No.21723614
    I think she'd be more towards "normal" in body size, as she's the wonderful designer, not the wonderful model
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)06:02 No.21723617
    The Rise of Celestia

    Several thousand years passed, with guardianship of the Elements
    passing in secret to each Queen in the royal Pony line (Mares seem to
    have traditionally held positions of authority in Equestria, with males
    delegated to more, shall we say "earthen" tasks... More on that later), from
    Queen Cosmosia to Elia, then to Mandala and Soleil, and finally to Queen
    Astra, the mother of Luna and Celestia. No Queen had ever seen fit to use
    the Elements, and so this great power faded from memory into nothing but
    mere myth.
    But fortune favored the curious, it seemed, and following Astra's death
    the not-yet wicked Princess Celestia spent much time researching the
    Elements while sharing the throne with her sister. It wasn't long until she
    was able to uncover the ancient Royal Vault and absorb the Elements into
    her body, despite her mother's warnings. Eventually, Celestia's new-found
    power gave her a feeling of superiority and dominance over Luna, and as
    the elements of kindness, laughter, generosity, honesty and loyalty began
    to fade from her heart, thus did her grip on the Power begin to weaken.
    It wasn't until that fateful confrontation with Luna 1000 years ago
    that the Elements rested once again. In a great battle that badly damaged
    the Castle of Queens, Celestia showed her true colors and used the
    Elements to banish her sister to the moon. In this final act of greed and
    malice, the Elements expunged themselves from Celestia's body in a great
    explosion that destroyed the rest of the castle. As Celestia's soul clearly no
    longer served the goal of the Elements themselves, she could no longer
    touch them, and so she left them to rest in the castle ruins as she built her
    new capitol of Canterlot, altering all records of the Element's existence that
    she could find, completely obsessed with finding a way of reclaiming this
    great power for herself once again.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)06:02 No.21723621
    >big tits

    nope. she is an ironingboard. thats the real reason she was mad at aj. she jelly.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)06:03 No.21723625
    So it was for a thousand years, until the Elements were awakened once
    again by the most unlikely collection of bearers...

    The Guardians of Harmony

    This information is relatively new, and something I have already covered
    once before; Over a month ago, the Elements were absorbed by several
    bearers, rather than by a single being. Six ponies, led by the one called
    Twilight Sparkle, each gained control over a single Element, and from what
    I have seen of their devotion to their respective qualities, I surmise that
    it will be extremely difficult to seperate them from their new found powers.
    Also, I believe that this group may be referenced in an early part of the
    "Prophecy of Harmony":

    "The Six will come to embody that which Evil cannot know, many parts of a
    whole, together as One.
    So shall the Sword be Forged, and the War of the Elements begun."
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)06:03 No.21723626
    every board makes fun of every board, get over yourself
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)06:04 No.21723635
    you don't know how to read apparently
    >> Cheddah !!b3DtxCVViBB 12/07/10(Tue)06:04 No.21723639
    It is my belief that this land grows ever-closer to the conflict described in
    this prophecy, and I must admit that I am beginning to fear for my safety.
    However, "Knowledge is Power", as we always say, and if I were to pass
    up this opportunity of this magnitudesimply to keep myself out of harm's
    way, I would never forgive myself.
    And so, I shall remain, and complete my mission. However, I do not have
    nearly enough material for my next transmission, and am unable to predict
    when, exactly, my next transmission will be made. However, you should
    expect my next dispatch before the next month is out.
    I can only hope that what I have uncovered so far has been of interest to
    the Academy, and that I may return home soon.

    - Agent X

    And that's all I have so far. Here's my trip, if you're looking out for me.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)06:04 No.21723640
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    >> ∀nonymous !!3lJq8u66wnp 12/07/10(Tue)06:05 No.21723643
    >You, on the other hand, are grown men acting like children.
    >You're suffocating the board with pointless fucking threads like this one.

    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)06:06 No.21723659
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    Well someone like you got our stream blocked, so here we are. U mad?
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)06:07 No.21723667
    according to the prophecy by stephen colbert, the pony general is actually pinky pie
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)06:09 No.21723683
    is it pinkie pie or pinky pie?
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)06:11 No.21723690

    I don't think you understand why pokemon got it's own board

    protip: it wasn't because it was for children
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)06:12 No.21723696
    Or Pink E. Pie?
    >> Yaridovich 12/07/10(Tue)06:14 No.21723708
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    I finally got my stream back up.

    Would anyone care to join?
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)06:17 No.21723739

    That was pretty rad.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)06:18 No.21723743
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    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)06:20 No.21723765
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    I'd come hang out but I'm about to sleep. Is almost 7:30am
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)06:21 No.21723775
    Thanks for that insight, Matlock. /co/ didn't have anything specific for people to make fun of before this pony bullshit. It's you guys I can't get over.

    "Comics & Cartoons", but that's besides the point. There's a pretty clear difference, I think, between typical /co/ fare and this shit. That's just me, though.

    Christ, that's how we started, isn't it? You people suck. This guy lays it out pretty well. >>21723382
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)06:21 No.21723777
    MLP Arena?
    >Google search.
    >Return upset that it is not Ponys in Gladiator combat.
    >> Cheddah !!b3DtxCVViBB 12/07/10(Tue)06:21 No.21723780
    Thanks, brony. Glad you liked it.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)06:23 No.21723794

    Well It's a cartoon and it belongs here, no matter what your opinions on it.

    Might I suggest the 4chan thread filter?
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)06:23 No.21723797

    That guy lays it out terribly. His idea is for people to make a Pony thread when they have something specific to talk about -- THAT MEANS FIFTY FUCKING PONY THREADS.

    We started keeping a constant MLP General to get rid of the constant wave of MLP threads going at the same time.

    But if everybody making a Pony thread to talk about whatever *they* wanna talk about is what /co/ wants we can definitely go back to multiple pony threads at the same time.
    >> ∀nonymous !!3lJq8u66wnp 12/07/10(Tue)06:28 No.21723834

    First of all, my bad. I'm not exactly "you people" because I don't watch MLP and I haven't read the thread, so I didn't really know what the discussion was rooted in.

    Second of all, I think you've got that ass-backwards.

    The presence of a "General" for MLP probably keeps the number of MLP threads floating around at any given time to a minimum.

    If you have a problem with MLP threads, that should be a good thing.

    Like on /toy/, people were bitching about the fact that, at any given time, there were like 5 Kamen Rider threads on page 0. Now there's always Kamen Rider General thread, and that doesn't happen anymore, and they don't bitch.

    I don't think they should have been bitching to begin with, but they realized that the General thread was a good thing for the people doing the bitching as well as the people interested in the subject, and I don't think you should be bitching to begin with, either, but you can also realize the same thing.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)06:28 No.21723841
    Horse sex doesn't belong in /co/.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)06:29 No.21723844

    It does if it's an American cartoon.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)06:30 No.21723861
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    Dem angryfags guys

    Dem fuckin' angryfags
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)06:31 No.21723865
    Yes..we know. You hate My Little Pony and their threads. No use beating a dead horse over it. But regardless it is /co related.
    Hell there are plenty of other /co threads I would rather not go into. But I just ignore them. The thread filter was linked. Go use it.

    Anyway back to ponys.
    Friday we have the episode that will deal with a Zebra..any speculation on this zebra? Male? Female? Look like an 80s porn director?
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)06:31 No.21723866
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    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)06:31 No.21723867
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    Just forget about em'

    Let's get back to the Ponies
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)06:32 No.21723878
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    I'm thinking male

    and 80's porn director
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)06:34 No.21723889
    You clearly can't read, or you can only bleet out the same shit at anyone who visibly dislike "bronies." Whichever, I didn't say it didn't belong here -- it clearly can only exist on this board. I already have the extension.


    Look at the way the OP worded it. He made a thread because there wasn't one. What a normal person would do is at least have a topic -- ask some sort of question, post something original -- and allow for a general discussion of the carton beyond that. It's the difference between making a meaningful and purposeful thread and being an annoying fanboy.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)06:34 No.21723890
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    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)06:35 No.21723904
    >That guy lays it out terribly. His idea is for people to make a Pony thread when they have something specific to talk about -- THAT MEANS FIFTY FUCKING PONY THREADS.
    I'm not sure he was saying that so much as that a general thread should start with an actual topic of discussion, rather than being posted out of the obligation for there to be a general thread in existence.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)06:36 No.21723916
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    Argument's over bro

    We're posting about ponies now
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)06:38 No.21723933
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    Every time Rarity says this I get excited
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)06:38 No.21723934
    I'm surprised this thread hasn't been hijacked by politics/racism yet.

    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)06:39 No.21723939

    Yes.. and we're saying that the choices are:

    1) Somebody makes an MLP General thread, and all the bronies gravitate there, keeping all their individual discussions to the single thread that exists.

    2) Somebody makes a Pony thread with a specific topic. People interested in that topic go there. Everybody else makes their own threads about specific things, leading to dozens of Pony threads.

    The issue here is that MLP General threads began to exist because, for now, there will always be people talking about this. You can't avoid it. If there isn't an MLP General created, somebody will create one.

    The threads exist in a state of perpetual being-up. People go from the previous thread to the new thread, frequently continuing conversations from the previous to the next. Bronies don't give a shit -- it might as well be one huge thread.

    People create a new MLP General as a service to the rest of /co/, because there will not be a point where nobody wants to talk about ponies.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)06:39 No.21723941
    Christ..someone showed a picture of a zebra character of the early generations of MLP. Zebra dude was creepy as hell.
    Curious to see how the new one will look. And all the fan art that follows fridays episode.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)06:39 No.21723943
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    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)06:40 No.21723945

    yaaay I took that screenshot a few days ago.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)06:40 No.21723953
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    no no no brony you're doing it wrong

    you have to post about ponies
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)06:41 No.21723958
    i just watched the first episode and i really like it! can anyone post the links to the other episodes?
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)06:41 No.21723959
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    Well thank ya kindly
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)06:41 No.21723960

    True as that is, it's not what I'm bitching about.


    That's obviously the idea, to keep it confined to one thread. It's not working, though, because these are slow hours and we still had two or three MLP threads on the front page. In addition, this particular thread is irksome because the OP had nothing to talk about besides "I LIKE PONIES."
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)06:41 No.21723961
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    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)06:42 No.21723964
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    no need to thank me
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)06:42 No.21723967
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    made a relevant gif today
    here you go
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)06:43 No.21723968

    I also like ponies. Thread successful!
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)06:43 No.21723972
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    hell yeah

    I can't believe it took this long to get a gif of that
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)06:46 No.21723984
    GB2 /a/ ponyphiles~!

    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)06:47 No.21723987

    from a:

    Destrado !QFtehReiJw 12/07/10(Tue)06:27 No.43284280

    take this horse shit to /co/ or /an/
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)06:47 No.21723992
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    no can do bro, My Little Pony is a western cartoon!
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)06:48 No.21724007
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    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)06:50 No.21724019
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    Returned high fives? In MY pony thread?
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)06:51 No.21724023
    Hey, Cheddah! So, how did work go yesterday?
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)06:52 No.21724028
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    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)06:52 No.21724029

    This guy gets it.


    You say that it continues discussions from the earlier thread, and yet there's nobody discussing anything for the first 25-50 posts in this thread. People just sit in the thread and say random shit about ponies because the thread is here. It's on the front page but there's no discussion. Also, some of your brorses were making threads outside the general anyway, and these aren't even peak hours. Wouldn't be the case. if there were some kind of actual topic.
    >> Cheddah !!b3DtxCVViBB 12/07/10(Tue)06:52 No.21724032

    All right... I got home okay, didn't crash even though I was tired to the point of passing out. Feel much better. How are you?
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)06:54 No.21724049
    No sir, TS is clearly a Wizard. Maybe multiclass sorcerer because unicorn.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)06:56 No.21724062
    Okay. Was just curious how stuff turned out. Saw the latest episode?
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)06:57 No.21724070
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    Seth Green why aren't you piloting the normandy
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)07:00 No.21724098
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)07:01 No.21724115
    Look at it this way. The majority of posts in an MLP General thread are irrelevant junk
    >There is no general thread. WE NEED ONE.
    >YAY MLP GENERAL [picture of happy Twilight Sparkle]
    >OMG I screencapped that picture I can't believe someone saved it I'm so happy
    >I love that scene so much. Twilight Sparkle is mai pony waifu
    >etc etc
    And it's all nothing! It's just noise and static that flows along way too fast, and then before you know it, it's time to make another general thread because this one has already been filled with junk.

    And yet if there is no general thread, it isn't the sort of useless noise that would be posted in a more specific thread. It just wouldn't be posted at all.

    But if OP were to post
    >I've been wondering, if a human were to walk into Ponyville, how tall would he be compared to the ponies?
    >Oh, and Pony General, since I can't find one
    then that thread starts off WITHOUT all the noise and the junkposts. They'll come to the thread eventually sure, but at least the thread has an immediate purpose.

    All I'm saying really is that it's okay for there to not be a MLP General thread if nothing worthwhile is gonna happen in it, and it certainly doesn't hurt /co/ if there isn't one for like an hour. Because I'm sure it's seeing the frivolousness of threads that clearly have little discussion happening in them and yet somehow churn away at 70mph that pisses many anons off about MLP, Homestuck, and other shows that are given general threads.
    >> Cheddah !!b3DtxCVViBB 12/07/10(Tue)07:02 No.21724127
    Yeah! Liked it, but not as much as Dragonshy... Still, nice that we got an almost-Rarity episode.

    My thinking is that Lauren and co. don't think she can carry an entire episode herself.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)07:02 No.21724133
    Fa/tg/uy here.
    The Imperium of man has discovered Equestra and they had found it proper for colonization. Now who would save your ponies now from the Imperial Guard and the Adeptus Astartes?
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)07:07 No.21724168

    Princess Celestia is a delta level psyker
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)07:10 No.21724187
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    yeah, the alicorn sisters have sufficient psionics/magic/whatever to move celestial bodies
    is that really a hornet's nest you want to dig your claws into
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)07:11 No.21724191
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    >>I've been wondering, if a human were to walk into Ponyville
    One does not simply walk into Ponyville.
    >> Cheddah !!b3DtxCVViBB 12/07/10(Tue)07:12 No.21724201
    This is the most perfect answer ever.

    It demands further ellaboration and images.
    >> Snarky Bastard 12/07/10(Tue)07:14 No.21724217
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    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)07:14 No.21724218
    Culexus assassin.
    Another good job by...Imperial Joe!
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)07:15 No.21724220
    >All I'm saying really is that it's okay for there to not be a MLP General thread if nothing worthwhile is gonna happen in it, and it certainly doesn't hurt /co/ if there isn't one for like an hour.

    I think part of the problem here is that there's a sort of instinctual urge to "be the one" to start a thread, so when people suddenly think it's socially acceptable, they end up posting whatever comes to mind. Same shit that happens when we're five pages into autosage and two or three people blow their load early. Used to be, everyone waited for Page 10, new thread goes up, dupes are deleted, life goes on. Now, it's a free-for-all with everyone trying to be first.

    tl;dr I see what you're saying here and it's kind of a valid complaint. But I'm not sure what to *do* about it.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)07:16 No.21724226
    >One does not simply walk into Ponyville.
    Of course not. He trots.
    >> Snarky Bastard 12/07/10(Tue)07:17 No.21724234

    the six elements open up a hence-undiscovered Webway gate, allowing the Eldar to come through, and take the ponies with them on one of the Craftworlds, with the Farseer reminding the General in charge of that battlegroup that it's not wise to screw with Eldar that aren't attacking you.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)07:17 No.21724235
    I really hoped it would make me like Rarity a bit more, but turned out it changed nothing.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)07:21 No.21724257

    Rarity's OCD throughout the episode made me like her more

    I mean, there's being a bitch and then there's being obsessive compulsive which isn't easy to cope with sometimes
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)07:23 No.21724271
    I think Equestria is more a daemon world than a maiden world, chap.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)07:25 No.21724284

    This. I love you.
    That's a hell of a clarification, anon. Thanks for that.


    What you're describing there is a huge flaw in the community, and it's complete ass. Only ways to change the community are through example and calling people on their bullshit.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)07:26 No.21724293
    ep 8 got a DL link yet?
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)07:29 No.21724324
    +4 thread might have a rip from the live broadcast
    but the "usual" 640x360 rip doesn't become available until thursday generally
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)07:31 No.21724342
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    are you guys STILL having that pointless argument

    there needs to be some serious dealing with it going on
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)07:33 No.21724364
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    Well wallop my withers, Spike
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    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)07:36 No.21724386

    You should at least read the last couple posts of it.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)07:37 No.21724399
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    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)07:39 No.21724407
    >Only ways to change the community are through example and calling people on their bullshit.

    Because that has worked so well on republicans thus far, right?
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)07:41 No.21724423
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    alright bro, back to ponies before SOMEONE says something SHE will regret
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)07:41 No.21724425
    I'm not interested in lesbian ponies. Sorry, pals.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)07:42 No.21724430
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    The difference is that we're all friends here. Calling people on practices that hurt us in the long run doesn't have to be confrontational or abrasive.

    Heck, we might even get a "thing I learned about friendship this week" out of the experience. ;)
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)07:43 No.21724435
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    That's ok, would you like the 4chan filter so you don't have to see us anymore?
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)07:43 No.21724437
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    Have this one, then. :D
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)07:45 No.21724449

    What is this... feeling...?
    God, is this what it's like to be trolled?
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)07:48 No.21724464
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    Pinkie is Fluttershy's inspiration

    PinkieShy best ship of 2010
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)07:52 No.21724496
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    pony threads is the only light in the dark abyss I call my life.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)07:52 No.21724497
    I finally watched Dragonshy and I was a bit disappointed that Fluttershy was even worse than useless and then finally proved herself in the most cliche way for the meek one possible. I mean, it was bad enough that oh, the shy one is the scariet when you finally get her mad, SHOCKING. But then it still could have worked if she would have actually fought the dragon a little instead of just getting stern. I didn't really buy that he was more inclined to listen to her than anyone else, regardless of how serious she sounded. If she suddenly went super saiyan (so to speak) upon seeing her friends in trouble, slapped the dragon around a little, then it listened to her, that would have worked for me. As-is he should have just (literally) blew her lecture off too.

    I remember a thread where people where suggesting plots based on the title and most of them sounded like a better story than what it ended up being.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)07:52 No.21724499
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    dem eyes
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)07:54 No.21724508
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    Yeah the plot was nothing special

    I'm pretty sure Fluttershy has some kind of passive ability that allows her to commune with creatures though. Kind of like Tavros
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)07:54 No.21724511

    you aren't whatching the right thing then. Try Gi-Joe or Tranformers for a more boy oriented show.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)07:57 No.21724529

    > I'm getting kinda sick of "generals"

    > If you yourself have nothing to discuss. Don't make a thread. Simply wait until you DO have something to discuss, and then make a thread about it. Otherwise wait for someone else to make a thread about something THEY want to discuss.

    > Otherwise you just get all these clusterfuck threads with no real direction or point that people refuse to let die.

    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)07:59 No.21724538

    > nope

    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)07:59 No.21724539
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    Hypothetical cutie mark for the zebra.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)08:00 No.21724545
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    Rarity you will never stop being my waifu
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)08:00 No.21724548
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    Fluttershy is Sigurd.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)08:00 No.21724549

    > Thanks for that insight, Matlock. /co/ didn't have anything specific for people to make fun of before this pony bullshit. It's you guys I can't get over.

    > "Comics & Cartoons", but that's besides the point. There's a pretty clear difference, I think, between typical /co/ fare and this shit. That's just me, though.

    >Christ, that's how we started, isn't it? You people suck. This guy lays it out pretty well. >>21723382

    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)08:01 No.21724554

    >Horse sex doesn't belong in /co/.

    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)08:01 No.21724555
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    Oh goody are we getting spammed?

    So much for following the rules
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)08:02 No.21724560
    >slapped the dragon around a little

    Yes, a bloody action-packed battle to the death, that's exactly what I wanted. Clearly you read and comprehended my original post flawlessly.

    See, I was hoping for something like that, something more along the lines of when she dealt with that manticore, not a neutered "beware the nice ones" twist.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)08:03 No.21724570
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    Man I forgot I saved this
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)08:05 No.21724581
    the best ship, simply the best
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)08:07 No.21724588
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    I wonder why it isn't that popular, Fluttershy clearly gets courage from Pinkie's antics and carefree attitude.

    Their interactions are pretty heartwarming I gotta say, we need a Pinkie and Fluttershy episode stat
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)08:11 No.21724613
    Does this mean Seth Green visits /co/?
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)08:11 No.21724615

    Read the front page.

    Now post the % of threads on front page which are MLP or Homestuck.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)08:12 No.21724617

    Honestly, I think it worked out better for her to just be somewhat shouty and then calmed the fuck down after the initial rage blast. It added to her "Team Mom" concept and had a nice tone of "Dragon, I am disappoint" which worked out better for the tone of the series and Fluttershy in general than just Popeye-ing her way through his face.

    I was more annoyed how they sort of shoe-horned her fear of dragons in. Yes, they did try explaining how she can handle big scary things off and how she's fine with Spike, but it seemed to make it come off as just a ridiculously specific phobia. Or a possible freudian excuse.

    I'm surprised no bronies decided to write some Grimdark fanfiction based on her having a past with big dragons. I know I've been thinking about it at least.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)08:13 No.21724627

    Man I don't know about you

    but I'd be scared of that huge fucking dragon too
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)08:14 No.21724639

    But why JUST the huge fucking dragon? Why not the huge fucking Manticore who fucked her friends shit up or the huge fucking Sea Serpent who... Really did nothing, but by god he was a campy serpent?
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)08:18 No.21724661
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    Move, bitch

    get out da way
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)08:18 No.21724664

    >See, I was hoping for something like that, something more along the lines of when she dealt with that manticore, not a neutered "beware the nice ones" twist.

    Well the manticore was disgruntled because it was injured, so I guess Fluttershy was more understanding to its plight. The dragon on the other hand wasn't hurt, unless you count Rainbow Dash's kick which really didn't do anything. She talked to him like you'd talk to a child throwing a tantrum.

    I'm guessing she only brings out that scolding motherly side on animals and outside the norm' creatures. She didn't do anything against Gilda, before or after. So if Trixie came back and kicked Twilight in the face, I really doubt Fluttershy would be on the frontline.
    >> Pacce of the many mustaches !!aEt/eFG7JWB 12/07/10(Tue)08:21 No.21724688
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    So guys, let me ask you a serious question:
    Why is bondage such a prevalent kink in Ponyville.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)08:21 No.21724689

    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)08:23 No.21724714

    Gilda kind of makes sense since she was a friend of Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy did have the conjoined problem of "Gilda's a giant bitch" and "If I offend Gilda, then there's a chance Dash will be mad at me." Shit, Dash was ready to shank her for being theoretical-pants-pissing terrified of a huge fucking dragon, it's not a totally unfounded fear.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)08:24 No.21724719
    I'm just saying, I could have accepted the dragon listening to her lecture much more readily if her first rage action was to attack the dragon. Not kick his ass or even close, but for her little pony kicks and such, which are really something on a pony scale, to be the equivalent to a "regain your composure" slap to a dragon that huge and get him out of rampage mode. It still works in the Team Mom theme, sometimes moms gotta lay down a little muscle as a last resort to get people to calm down and talk out their problems. And as I said, I really didn't see why a small pony yelling at him not very loudly even registered at that point. To reiterate, I didn't want her to beat him up, just smack him to get him to calm down and pay attention -then- lecture him.

    And I agree, the severe dragon-phobia did seem out of place for her. The mountain climbing fear made sense, but creatures great and small are her thing, man.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)08:25 No.21724733
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    typical MLP fan
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)08:27 No.21724743

    But we saw the equivalent to that. Dash kicked in the face and he laid out a five-course pony-rape buffet, with a chaser of painful asskicking. I'm not sure what she could've done that wouldn't have just riled him up worse, save for maybe some form of magic freeze or perhaps something like throwing a tomato or something soft and squishy at him, rendering with with the shock of "She just threw FRUIT at me and is now shouting at me what the hell?"
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)08:27 No.21724749

    Oh lordy, Spike's face.
    >> Pacce of the many mustaches !!aEt/eFG7JWB 12/07/10(Tue)08:27 No.21724752
    Hey man, some dudes will kick a tiger in the dick and still scream like a girl if a grand daddy long legs gets on them.

    And later man, I still haven't slept yet.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)08:28 No.21724756
    because ponies and horses are trained to wear leather straps everywhere and getting their skin burned and theit fingers nailed and incased in metal.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)08:28 No.21724758
    Not standing up to Gilda or Trixie made sense to me because that's how shy people are. Way more scared of their peers than animals or most any things that aren't capable of judging, snubbing, etc. Animals are safe in that regard.
    >> Oblivion W. Casinos !IPiPBOY0m2 12/07/10(Tue)08:30 No.21724767
    >fingers nailed and pierced with metal

    Actually the analogy is closer to getting your hair or your fingernails pierced.

    Since hooves are made of the same stuff. There's no nerve tissue or blood flow there. It's like the same reason why it doesn't hurt to get a haircut or your nails trimmed.
    >> Pacce of the many mustaches !!aEt/eFG7JWB 12/07/10(Tue)08:31 No.21724771
    So your saying they miss humans and being in bondage to them.
    I see.
    A shame Celestia had them exterminated then.
    >> Pacce of the many mustaches !!aEt/eFG7JWB 12/07/10(Tue)08:33 No.21724780
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    Ach, I need sleep.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)08:33 No.21724781
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    >the severe dragon-phobia did seem out of place for her. The mountain climbing fear made sense, but creatures great and small are her thing, man.

    Well I don't know, if Fluttershy was to be afraid of anything, I'd understand it would be a dragon. Dragons are the quintessential tyrants of mythological folklore.
    >> Oblivion W. Casinos !IPiPBOY0m2 12/07/10(Tue)08:35 No.21724792
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    I'm surprised she wasn't scared of the manticore.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)08:35 No.21724793
    Hey is there some mp3 download for winter wrap up?
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)08:36 No.21724799

    >Implying Angel doesn't judge the fuck out of everybody.

    (Why the fuck don't I have a pic of Angel in my MLP folder jesus christ)
    >> Oblivion W. Casinos !IPiPBOY0m2 12/07/10(Tue)08:37 No.21724804
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    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)08:39 No.21724811
    Dash just kicked him enough to annoy him. I'm saying Fluttershy should have opened a giant can of pony whoop-ass which scaled up to a giant dragon, was merely enough to interrupt rampage time and get his attention so that the guilt trip would be effective.

    Like, I remember this time a bird was dive-bombing me and I was just getting annoyed. Then it finally hit me much harder by bird standards and that beak or claws or whatever hurt, which got me off of being annoyed and made me wonder what that bird was so riled up about. Soon I realized the problem was that I was standing really close to its nest, so I left. It was just defending its family, and I'm no jerk. So in the end, only stepping up the attacks got my attention enough to solve the real problem peacefully.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)08:39 No.21724814


    That makes me think of that glitch in Super Mario Brothers where you can die twice if you go off a cliff, then something else kills you on top of it, like a hammer following you down.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)08:40 No.21724816
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    Didn't even know the new MLP season was out yet till I stumbled into /co/
    Now I'm obsessed with it.
    Love you Bronies.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)08:40 No.21724822
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    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)08:42 No.21724827
    Yeah, but it doesn't matter because he's a rabbit, not a full-fledged social peer. You may love a pet, but you don't get bent out of shape if your cat acts snooty as cats sometimes do.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)08:48 No.21724868
    Requesting an animated gif of Fluttershy getting pegged in the head with Angel's half eaten carrot.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)08:50 No.21724871
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    all I have is her reaction :[
    >> Pacce of the many mustaches !!aEt/eFG7JWB 12/07/10(Tue)08:50 No.21724874
    ...I can't NOT take that as dirty.
    I really need to stop posting and go to bed.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)08:51 No.21724879
    That reaction could work for a lot of things.
    >> Cheddah !!b3DtxCVViBB 12/07/10(Tue)08:52 No.21724886
    When there's the close-up of Spike in Winter Wrap-Up as he's riding Twilight, my first thought was "Doggy style". And I don't even think of ponies sexually.

    Is there a .gif of that?
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)08:53 No.21724893
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    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)08:56 No.21724905
    Same thing here. Both to seeing it and not normally going there. He was sitting so far back, I don't see how you couldn't see it. I almost had to wonder if it was intentional.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)09:03 No.21724950

    Oh lord can't unsee.
    >> Cheddah !!b3DtxCVViBB 12/07/10(Tue)09:09 No.21724991
    I mean, seriously, it looks like he's bucking and everything...
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)09:09 No.21724995
    I bet Twilight uses a dildo with telekinesis while thinking of Spike
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)09:14 No.21725030
    I know, I know... All things considered, it wouldn't be a half-bad way to make commutes more-

    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)09:14 No.21725041
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)09:14 No.21725044

    This is why the world could never be as pure and innocent as Equestria

    you can feel bad now
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)09:16 No.21725061
    I'm probably gonna repost this another time in a more active thread, but I'm just gonna throw this theory I came up with out there.

    So. I noticed something in watching MLP. In no episodes, NO episodes, ANY mention is made of any parents to the ponies. I found this intriguing, but didn't think anything of it until just recently. I don't think that ponies reproduce sexually. My theory is that the pony reproductive system is similar to that of the Orks ( This would explain the lack of any parental figures anywhere in MLP, as well as the almost unanimous female gender present (males being an anomaly in the genetic code). The most obvious counter to this is that Applejack is seen in the first episode to have an extended family. However, I believe that they have no blood relation, and instead likely grew up together (farm communities are relatively close-knit), becoming as close to a "family" as is possible in Equestria.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)09:18 No.21725075
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    i'd like to /r/ a how to draw a pony tutorial sheet

    once i'm done with this semester i'mma fuckig drawfag!!! woooo
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)09:19 No.21725085

    Mission accomplished
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)09:22 No.21725105
    I think you underestimate my capability to be completely an upstanding nice-guy boy scout in all regards aside from my omni-horniness. Skip through a sunny meadow and pick flowers to make pretty wreaths? Hardcore sex orgy? I'm equally up for both.

    I'm kinda like Brock from Pokemon in that regard.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)09:23 No.21725108

    >no blood relatives
    >Applejack and Pinkie both stated to have Grandmas
    >indicates that parentage exists

    I think what is likely to happen is.. somewhere down the line (another season) we'll gradually meet the parents (maybe we'll even get some throwaway 'circle of trust' joke or something)

    So that's something we can discuss... what would our favourite ponies' parents be like?

    except Pinkie... because well.. yknow
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)09:25 No.21725128

    Twilight Sparkles parents are probably emotionally distant. Considering how daft she is with social contact, it wouldn't surprise me if they pushed her in scholarly pursuits while ignoring friendship.

    She probably only got that Cutie Mark after meeting Spike and taking care of him for a long time, if they appear in the same way as the game postulates.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)09:29 No.21725153
    long ago, before the descent of the heavenly prophets known as Celestia and Luna. the land of equestria was in turmoil by the three major factions of the time: the pegasi tribe, the unicorn guild and the earth pony allience fought in a bid for dominance...
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)09:33 No.21725174
    You got it all wrong.

    Think about it, ponies aren't born, they just appear suddenly, with a preset age. They don't get old, or young, or anything actually. They are just there, like eternal creatures just walking around.

    When I think about it, and the way Celestia refers to the other ponies, that the ponies themselves are constructs of Celestia's own imagination. She was so bored being an all-mighty goddes (but not omniscent, that is very important) that she decided to create ponies out of magic and illusion (and friendship), and when she feels like it, she will make a new pony appear.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)09:35 No.21725182
    That would explain the chicken-or-egg conundrum regarding the cutie marks.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)09:37 No.21725198
    Or disappear
    >> Cheddah !!b3DtxCVViBB 12/07/10(Tue)09:37 No.21725202
    >Implying Celestia didn't derp Twilight's in order to raise her to be her new host
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)09:38 No.21725205
    They've shown some younger ponies in the background, and the Mayor appeared older.
    >> Cheddah !!b3DtxCVViBB 12/07/10(Tue)09:40 No.21725220
    "Derp Twilight's parents", I meant
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)09:40 No.21725221
    Preset age. Sometimes Celestia likes to make babies, sometimes Celestia likes to make old folks.

    Unless ponies can change their name when they feel like it, that would explain Granny Smith's name.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)09:41 No.21725228
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    Live action My Little Pony movie trailer:

    >Tells the story of the Reign of Buttercup Sparkles, which takes place before the current animated series, and sheds some light on the history of the My Little Pony universe.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)09:43 No.21725243

    Somehow it seems more... Unfortunate, I guess, if they're not only aware of the plan but are completely okay with it. They're the worst of Stage Moms combined with the stereotypical elitist intellectual parents: they know Celestia's eventually going to take Twilight Sparkles' body and powers. It's been foretold in the mother pony's line in generations. And they're pleased as punch.

    After all, isn't it the best for their daughter to be the new Queen of Equestria, even if her mind's not involved? All of their hard work, focusing her on her studies, making sure she worked hard and practiced her magic. She edged out all of her cousins and sisters, you know. And when Celestia eventually destroys Twilight's mind and take her over, it will be their daughter as they know her ruling the nation: a powerful and beautiful unicorn, such a talented girl.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)09:44 No.21725249
    Twilight is so tsun-tsun for Spike :3
    >> SonnyBoy 12/07/10(Tue)09:45 No.21725258
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    <---- That's me.

    I'mma do some Applejack cosplay next week. My friend Jellybean is gonna help me hide my cutie, and use coloured hairspray to put Applejack's cutie on my ass. I'm also making a hat and some prop apple buckets.:)

    Just wonderin' if anypony wanted to do some macros with the finished pics. If so I can take some piccies better suited to that purpose.

    I know I don't really look like her in the picture, but I am a palomino. It was just bad lighting.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)09:46 No.21725267
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    >mfw "giddy-up"
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)09:46 No.21725269
    Eh, not really.

    Rarity is tsun-tsun for Applejack and viceversa
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)09:48 No.21725278
    1. Ponies are born normally and age, there are baby ponies and older ponies and Fluttershy specifically mentions being older than pinkie pie by a "year"
    2. Some ponies have cutie marks while others dont. According to the game on the website you have to earn your cutie mark. So the Nurse Pony with the red cross cutie mark didnt get born with it, she worked hard and probably passed a course in nursing before she was allowed to wear one. That is why cutie marks tend to reflect on a pony's personality, because they specifically chose the cutie mark to go with what they like to do.
    >> Cheddah !!b3DtxCVViBB 12/07/10(Tue)09:49 No.21725293
    I like you, Anon. Your mind is just as twisted as my own.

    I consider you an honorary friend of Agent X.

    If she were allowed to have any interaction with you and not kill you, of course.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)09:52 No.21725313
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    So, I finally gave in and watched the first episode of mlp, and it was not that bad actually. It had some humorous jokes, decent story for a show for kids, and pretty good animation.
    But it was mostly cute girly stuff, as I figured it would be.

    It was not good enough for me to continue watching, but I don't see any thing wrong with liking it, even as a 24 year old male.

    But the obsession /co/ has about mlp is definitely not deserved.
    I am now convinced that the vast majority of mlp fans are the ones that watch it for fap material.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)09:53 No.21725318

    Aw, thanks Cheddah.

    I've also got one for Fluttershy's family too. And it doesn't involve child abuse, that's just a little too expected you know?
    >> Cheddah !!b3DtxCVViBB 12/07/10(Tue)09:53 No.21725320
    We would have preferred you watched the third episode instead, but I'm glad that you gave it a shot.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)09:53 No.21725321
    You want realistic theory time, okay:

    Twilight Sparkle was born with her cutie mark, unlike every other pony in the show. Of course, she doesn't know anything about getting one's cutie mark.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)09:54 No.21725327
    >you can't actually prove #1.

    In the original series, baby ponies came out of magic mirrors.
    >> Cheddah !!b3DtxCVViBB 12/07/10(Tue)09:54 No.21725334
    Ooo, DO share!

    Plenty more Reports to come, you understand...
    >> Cheddah !!b3DtxCVViBB 12/07/10(Tue)09:55 No.21725340
    >Born with her cutie mark

    I LIKE that!

    "Yer a wizzard, Twilight"
    >> Oblivion W. Casinos !IPiPBOY0m2 12/07/10(Tue)09:55 No.21725341
    Have you watched any other episodes?

    My opinion, the first two episodes are the weakest. After that they get much better.

    But if you don't like it as much as the rest of us do, that's understandable.

    Still, some of us really like the show a lot.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)09:56 No.21725348
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    Suddenly this is a Spike Thread!
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)09:59 No.21725371
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    >Spikers gonna Spike
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)09:59 No.21725378
    I dunno, I thought episode 1 was good, but yeah, episode 2 sucked due to the FRIENDSHIP conclusion. So sick of that power of friendship thing.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)10:02 No.21725395
    Better leace /co/ then.
    There's nothing else for you here.
    Have a good journey.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)10:02 No.21725396
    I liked EP 1 cause Twilight was so off about the thought of friendship. Something I don't think has been seen in MLP. An anti social pony? PLus how she was just naturally irritated by the main characters. It was just a realistic response.

    When it turned dark, i was like NO WAY IS THIS GONNA LAST. I'm not mad that it didn't, I just wish it would have lasted longer.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)10:02 No.21725398
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    Hell yes Spike thread
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)10:03 No.21725405
    Ride that pony, Spike.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)10:03 No.21725410

    It was a surprisingly happy and stable family, and she was such a happy little filly too, you know? Confident little thing too, not nearly as daring as the other pegasii, but she would always go along with her mother on her zoology expeditions outside of the village and meet creatures great and small. But she was always an obedient girl too, otherwise her mother wouldn't take her along in the future.

    And when they ended up meeting up with a massive dark purple dragon, she was very exciting to meet up with a new creature. After all, she always did find dragons so interesting, especially baby dragons. So when she was shoved into a small cave by her mother and told to stay silent no matter what, she was disheartened but still did as she told.

    And when the dragon began to spew fire, she still stayed silent, watching the shadows as the small edges of the forest burned. And when the dragon started to claw at her mother, smashing her around like a toy, she still obeyed her mother, silent from the terror of what she was seeing occur. And when the dragon proceeded to devour her mother in one bite, she only watched the shadows, quiet as a rabbit in the field.

    She wasn't found until three days later, when her father finally convinced the local sheriff to look up in the woods for them. She never did become as confident as she was as a filly, but she was still a very good girl, always obedient and always kind and loving.

    But she still feared shadows.
    >> That Other Brony 12/07/10(Tue)10:07 No.21725439
    we still don't have any details about the season finale, could be a return of NMM.
    >> Cheddah !!b3DtxCVViBB 12/07/10(Tue)10:07 No.21725445
    Awesome, thank you!

    Spike reminds me of an Orangutan I saw at the zoo that was fucking a sleeping female, and he was looking at us through the glass all "Yeah. Deal with it".
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)10:09 No.21725460
    In the old MLP two ponies had to stand in front of a magic mirror and wish for a pony. Then the young pony would appear in front of them.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)10:09 No.21725465
    Lol lesbians.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)10:09 No.21725468
    I know. I'm only speaking in terms of what has already been seen. But I hope...and how I wish.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)10:09 No.21725469
    Exactly. Annoyed Twilight who was capable of socializing, just had other things on her mind such as saving the world was waaaayyyy more likable than "Friendship, and ONLY Friendship solves everything ever" Twilight. It was like for once, a cartoon was acknowledging there's a valid grey area between total recluse and FRIENDS ARE THE BEST THING EVER ALL THE TIME YAY.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)10:11 No.21725480

    And really, who wants to be friends with those ponies in Canterlot. She doesn't want to go to a party so they start talking shit behind her back. Bitches.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)10:11 No.21725482
    Love comes in many forms, even grown men X Pony waifu.
    >> Cheddah !!b3DtxCVViBB 12/07/10(Tue)10:12 No.21725491
    Fucking awesome.

    E-mail me, brony. This is the start of a beautiful friendship.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)10:18 No.21725540
    Episode 1 Twilight: I can make friends later, right now I gotta stop the Apocalypse. Seriously, no offense people, but quit distracting me. ETERNAL NIGHT. MUST STOP.

    Episode 2 Twilight: I can accomplish nothing without Friendship and was wrong to ever even question it. Now later episodes will show me as a total social retard for my blasphemy.

    Yeah, things went downhill episode 2.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)10:21 No.21725578
    Twilight is clearly a fan of
    >> Cheddah !!b3DtxCVViBB 12/07/10(Tue)10:23 No.21725602
    I wish I'd never seen that site...
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)10:23 No.21725604
    So someone told me this show is actually about grimdark ponies who wiped out mankind. Is this true?
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)10:26 No.21725624
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    >> Cheddah !!b3DtxCVViBB 12/07/10(Tue)10:27 No.21725640
    Well, my personal theory (As you'll find in The Reports of Agent X) is that Celestia is actually an evil despot, holding as much love in her heart for her subjects as one does for an ant. She is preparing Twilight Sparkle to become her soul's next vessel for another 1000-year reign.

    How's that for you? There's more where that came from...
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)10:28 No.21725648
    It's both relevant and traumatic
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    >> TwilightSparkle 12/07/10(Tue)10:29 No.21725657
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    Dearest Princess Celestia.

    Today I learned that good things come to those who wait. In an online image board, sometimes it's better to wait for a new thread instead of starting one yourself, especially if you don't have anything interesting to share. In the end, patience is key, because starting too many same threads at once makes people rage and gets people trolled.

    Your faithful student,

    Twilight Sparkle.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)10:30 No.21725668
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    It's a show about the Equiforms of the planet Equestria. Also known as the most dangerous creatures in the universe.

    They're immortal.
    They can control the weather.
    They can bend the laws of the universe to their will.

    They make the Daleks look like Weebles in comparison. The last time I faced them I was extremely luck to escape in one piece. They can kill a Time Lord and prevent him from regenerating, then destroy his TARDIS for shits and giggles. It was them that killed everyone in the Time War, not me.
    >> Cheddah !!b3DtxCVViBB 12/07/10(Tue)10:33 No.21725694
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    Good writing, bro. Also, Celestia's face when she reads it.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)10:33 No.21725698
    It's all established through interpretation.

    People who want cute get what they want.
    People who want grimdark make the theories off character personalities and hypothetical counterfactual histories.
    People who want a bit of comedy get what they want.
    People who want deep analogies that reveal dark sentiments of the cast dig through theory and fiction to create it.

    I enjoy both.
    >> Guild Pawn !!5pxEApHjMk5 12/07/10(Tue)10:36 No.21725716
    It's always competitive when you're a pegasus.

    You're tasked with controlling the weather. Got to go faster, got to fit to the schedule Celestia sets. There's no second chance when something goes wrong. You're supposed to do your job, and do it as fast as you can. If not, there's always another competitor, waiting in the wings.

    Especially gifted are the speedsters; the fast fliers, looking to be the best. They're selected young; each one of them is a member of a fine pedigree, sent to the Camps to breed loyalty to Celestia. She lets a few of the 'lesser races' attend, as well; might as well let them know what they're facing. Fear is her favorite tool, and she's certainly cowed the griffins with the threat of the Wonderbolts showing up and reminding them why they pay tribute to her.

    After they slow down, there's only one option; start breeding the future generations. There always need to be more speedsters, ready to enforce Celestia's iron will.

    She was brought up knowing this. Her parents, world-class speedsters, let her know that she'd be carrying on the line, then marrying the best to uphold Celestia's will. She didn't want to do this; stuck in a loveless marriage like her parents, forced to breed children and feeding them into the machine. But she knows that she needs to hide her true feelings; Celestia must know, but she won't care so long as she's the best.

    After all, a little deviancy is always accepted when you're the best.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)10:37 No.21725721
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    To my dearest faithful student Twilight Sparkle,

    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)10:39 No.21725745
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    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)10:40 No.21725752
    Troll Celestia is officially my favorite Celestia.
    Requesting Celestia Homestuck troll.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)10:41 No.21725766
    I think one of the things I love most about this show is the fans behind it. I love reading all the grimdark back-story shit we come up with and I enjoy watching the light-hearted comedy of the show itself.

    But most of all, I love watching an episode with my fellow bronies and laughing my ass off at reaction faces or stupid commentary. I love the gifs, the screencaps, the high-res walls.

    This show is fucking awesome, the people who watch it and contribute good stuff to it are fucking awesome. Friendship is magic is fucking awesome.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)10:42 No.21725774
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    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)10:43 No.21725785
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    In the MLP world.

    What is a nigger?
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)10:43 No.21725792
    Chocolate horse. Some stay dry and others feel the pain
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)10:43 No.21725796
    Thats the only reason I come to these threads to be honest. The art, the theorizing, and even to see trolling. I've seen all the episodes but I haven't watched any of them more then once. I'm just in between a fan and obssesed with.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)10:44 No.21725800

    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)10:44 No.21725801

    damn it i lol'd
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)10:44 No.21725806

    Aw, poor Rainbow Dash. At least she has further fuel for her dreams and for her desire for candy vag with a nice pony in the future.

    I love this, already we have established Twilight Sparkle's parents are willingly tossing her to Celestia's manipulations for fame and prestige, Fluttershy's mom is DEAAAAD by dragon, and Rainbow Dash is striving for leadership in the Wonderbolts so Celestia won't force her into the closet and the breeding machine. And with Pinkie Pie's orphaning, it makes Applejack and Rarity the only mentally not-fucked ponies.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)10:45 No.21725812

    Duh, that's spelled wrong.

    In Equestria, niger is a word taken from some dead human language that means black.
    >> RD 12/07/10(Tue)10:45 No.21725815
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    Dearest princess Celestia.

    Do a barrel roll.


    - Dash.
    >> Cheddah !!b3DtxCVViBB 12/07/10(Tue)10:46 No.21725826
    Could someone cap this, please?
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)10:46 No.21725834
    Hell. It might be a zebra. We'll find out soon enough.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)10:48 No.21725853

    The Lost Chapter of Celestia's Rise to Power

    ...The Zebra Wars
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)10:48 No.21725856

    The defining trait of Fluttershy's personality is she's shy around people but good with animals.

    But the people are all animals, and the animals are all people. The distinction between the two is completely arbitrary, because everything can talk.

    Yes, even the rabbits most likely.
    >> Cheddah !!b3DtxCVViBB 12/07/10(Tue)10:49 No.21725867
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    Never thought I'd be able to post this again...
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)10:50 No.21725877
    Oh, it's definitely a zebra.

    Obviously zebras would be black people, because it's an African animal.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)10:50 No.21725879

    She's like a teacher who's very good with children but is awkward around adult. Only without the implied pedophilia, before anyone comments.
    >> felix the celebrity 12/07/10(Tue)10:51 No.21725895
    Christ Cheddah...
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)10:52 No.21725901
    Right, 'cuz Fluttershy's a beasty chick.

    She has an inappropriate relationship with that damn rabbit.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)10:52 No.21725902

    i lol'd so hard. that was fantastic

    fuckin saved
    >> Cheddah !!b3DtxCVViBB 12/07/10(Tue)10:53 No.21725910
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    Fuck, meant to post the macro...
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)10:54 No.21725920
    The keyword here is wild.

    She has a way with wild animals.
    The not-so wild intimidate her.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)10:56 No.21725928
    Except dragons, she has a little problem working with them.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)10:57 No.21725942

    But she's perfectly fine with BABY dragons. Baby dragons are fucking awesome.

    Big dragons are as horrifying as goddamn shadows.
    >> Applejacked 12/07/10(Tue)10:57 No.21725943
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    Does anyone know what style of hat Applejack wears? I think I've seen a brim like that before but I'll be damned if I remember what it's called.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)10:58 No.21725953

    where the hell is the gif of her actually being scared by her shadow?!

    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)11:00 No.21725966
    Oh god what if Baby Dragons are their own breed of dragon?
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)11:02 No.21725982
    >talking to dad yesterday
    >me: got little sister to watch mlp...speaking of mlp, i think I might be coming down with something
    >dad: what does that have to do with MLP
    >me: my voice has been getting a little horse

    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)11:02 No.21725985
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    Hey /co/ look what I made last night!

    I'm still having trouble with Pinkie Pie's cutie mark, because the balloon ribbons are so thin that they don't show up, and hers looks like a weird blob. I already had to redo Fluttershy's and saturate the colors more, because they were so pale. But I can't seem to get Pinkie's to look good. Argh.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)11:02 No.21725986
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    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)11:02 No.21725995

    So they're the yippy little dogs of the Dragon line?

    Jesus, no wonder why Celestia basically keeps one as a pet/minion and hoisted him onto Twilight.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)11:03 No.21726004
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    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)11:04 No.21726006
    I would so buy a Rainbow Dash pendant! These are very cute!
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)11:04 No.21726015
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    Two days till the next rip.



    You can and should vote for Nightmare Moon, Fluttershy, and Twilight Sparkle. If you are not so nice vote "1" to anypony you don't like.

    Currently, you have Nightmare Moon losing to something called "Shadow Lord" from something called "Deltora Quest". UNACCEPTABLE.

    If ponies win, you will see a marathon on the Hub Christmas day. This will be streamed for any who cannot watch the hub; it will also demonstrate ponys are popular.
    >> Guild Pawn !!5pxEApHjMk5 12/07/10(Tue)11:05 No.21726019
    Third class citizens.

    That's all they were.

    No magical powers, no weather control, nothing more than the sweat of their brows and the harsh taxes levied by the state. Protection from invasion, payments to the weather teams to keep little 'problems' from happening, and the right of all Earth Ponies to have their males drafted for military and stud service by Celestia.

    Sometimes, the family farm is the only thing that keeps people going. Granny went off to Canterlot when she was a filly; after a few years of learning how the unicorns enjoyed slumming with their 'backwoods cousins' left a taste in her mouth as sour as her namesake. After one too many wouldn't take 'no' for an answer, she finally left, deported for even trying to press charges against her betters.

    She raised her family with these stories; how trusting the unicorns was a mistake. How the farm always needed to keep going. There were members of the family all over, so it's not too hard to keep in touch. A revolution starts from the ground up, so they say.

    She's most proud of her granddaughter. She's the strongest and most charismatic girl born to the line in years. A fine leader for the eventual rebellion. She's always listened well to Granny's stories of Canterlot, too; she knows you can't trust a unicorn.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)11:05 No.21726021
    Exactly. Basically specially bred dragons used only for sending scrolls.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)11:05 No.21726024

    a fellow brony delivers. All is well.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)11:07 No.21726051
    god i can't wait for when this shit is forgotten
    >> Applejacked 12/07/10(Tue)11:10 No.21726081
    What shit is 'this shit'?

    If you mean My Little Pony, we're only 6 episodes into 12 episodes of season 1 so don't hold your breath lawl.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)11:10 No.21726091
    These are awesome! Please post more.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)11:11 No.21726105
    Did you just sage a thread one post from auto-sage?

    That seems somewhat anti-climactic.

    Good job for the bronies posting these insane grimdark stories about pony origins. Truly entertaining to see what people are up to.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)11:13 No.21726123
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    See this here, /co/mrades? It's the F-22 Raptor Rainbow Dash Custom. And I'm about to stream her maiden flight.

    The question is: will you accompany her as she Goes Fly With The Angels, /co/?
    >> Cheddah !!b3DtxCVViBB 12/07/10(Tue)11:14 No.21726140
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    Fuck it, made it myself.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)11:14 No.21726143
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    And another.

    Taking screenshots of HAWX is hard as hell, so only two.
    >> Guild Pawn !!5pxEApHjMk5 12/07/10(Tue)11:14 No.21726144
    Eh, other folks have already done all the ponies except Rarity, and I don't really have too much to write about her. I mean, seriously, how do you make that dark?

    I mean, theoretically, we could make the OCD stem from some childhood trauma. Perhaps the child of poor unicorns, forever dreaming of wearing beautiful clothes. This explains both her generosity and her obsession with looking neat and clean.

    ....shit, well, there's an idea.
    >> Cheddah !!b3DtxCVViBB 12/07/10(Tue)11:15 No.21726152
    Just wait until you fins out who Agent X is.

    It's so deliciously absurd, I can't wait to see everypony's reactions.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)11:17 No.21726171
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    Omg epic work dude, Dash jet!
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)11:24 No.21726245
    My dear student Twilight,

    tr01l3d h@rd, b!tch
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)11:27 No.21726288
    Big Mac?
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)11:28 No.21726300
    There is very little a young filly with a strong vagary born to a broken grave can do to avoid such a hill of tribulation. When her mother gave birth to this soul, she gave her own life simply to breathe a farewell to her loyal husband. Taking her life to give renewal to another, many would see as a symbolic of ultimate sacrifice. However the stallion, moored to the fallacy of 'death do us part' could not fathom raising a child in solitude; though his body still inhaled and the blood within his veins circled on there was no doubt the pony died that day.

    Luckily, the mother of this fallen stallion was not so blinded by the death of her daughter. While troubled greatly by her loss, she took the foal in her own care. The child grew well despite her financial difficulties, sporting a smile that seldom vanished and a personality that shown both in eccentricity and merriment.

    'Til the day she lead her up to the small, rolling knoll that her parents graves inhabited in fall. 'Til the day she spoke truth of her past and revealed the case of not being her mother.

    Her smile broke that day. Not physically; it remained as strong, bold and convivial as ever. But paired with two eyes that streamed with tears could never hide a masque, no matter how strong.

    Her smile has been hollow since.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)11:31 No.21726331
    Yes, there is plenty of material for Rarity. Why does she want to join nobility so bad? Why does she want to do so through fashion? Do these two have something that Rarity feels she lacks right now?
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)11:32 No.21726338
    Stooooop! I have to goooooo! ;_;
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)11:32 No.21726340
    Mixed up the grandparents. My bad.
    >> The Diabolical Sketchman 12/07/10(Tue)11:34 No.21726358
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    Look at what I made out of sheer boredom!

    Stages of the MLP Rainbow.
    I wanted to get some opinons about it and ask if it seems accurate.

    I'm an Applejack btw.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)11:35 No.21726379
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    Has anypony set up Derpy for flash?

    I'm thinking a Derpy walk/stumble cycle to Chacarron Macarron on Youtube. Make it happen, bronies.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)11:38 No.21726400
    So if Derpy's Cutie Mark is alcoholic bubbles, why is everybody drawing her delivering mail?
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)11:38 No.21726403
    Missing Spike, which is the quintessential /co feeling.

    "It's boring, and it's for girls, but I'm excited everytime a new chapter airs"
    >> The Diabolical Sketchman 12/07/10(Tue)11:38 No.21726406
    its been done SOOOO long ago
    >> The Diabolical Sketchman 12/07/10(Tue)11:40 No.21726421
    Got it! But which two would that one be in between? Unless Spike is his own stage on his own board.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)11:40 No.21726422
    Looks good. The only phase missing at all is the "I will give it a shot, just to say I tried it" phase. That phase may be the most neutral phase of all.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)11:40 No.21726432

    You can have a boozy mail-lady.

    Alternately, it's water and meant to reference "Water on the brain"
    >> Guild Pawn !!5pxEApHjMk5 12/07/10(Tue)11:41 No.21726439
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    Here's the Grim Pony Origins so far, all in a handy .png.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)11:41 No.21726442
    Rarity and Fluttershy, me thinks.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)11:42 No.21726454
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    oh god I'm a Pinkie Pie

    and I don't care who knows
    >> Jellybean 12/07/10(Tue)11:44 No.21726472
    Somepony's gotta get on this. I know some of you are animators.

    Please bring Derpy to life! everypony loves Derpy.

    I defy you to deny Derpy love.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)11:44 No.21726477
    Those are great. I still eagerly await Rarity's story. Perhaps she is a fallen noble trying desperately to regain her title?
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)11:44 No.21726485
    Or she will be Ezio.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)11:52 No.21726586

    Spike's entire roll is to keep all of these bitches sane and hopefully overcome there issues and strive for greatness and against the machine and Celestia.

    After all, they're making so much progress. Fluttershy went face-to-face with an adult dragon and forced him away from her friends. And Applejack accepted Twilight's help with the harvest as well as her friendship, even if she's still distrustful of Rarity and outright disdainful of outside unicorns.

    Surely, there must be some progress in there? They can hold onto this little ray of power each was blessed with?
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)11:53 No.21726587
    Dearest princess celestia.

    Today I learned to not take alcohol away from Derpy, because she gets angry and suicidal without it.

    Your faithful student, Twilight sparkle.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)11:54 No.21726600
    You're awesome! Just letting you know!
    >> Guild Pawn !!5pxEApHjMk5 12/07/10(Tue)11:55 No.21726610
    (Rarity story; the best I could come up with)

    Inside every little filly is a princess.

    Sometimes, that princess is imprisoned. When bad ponies decide to take her only kingdom, steal her jewels and clothing, and force her into a kind of shameful servitude. She would stay quiet, and be neat. She has to be the neatest, or they would take her away more of her kingdom.

    Cosmetics could hide the damages. Fine clothing could rebuild her walls, covering the shame of what she was forced in to. Her father was poor, her mother living in her own world, and so she was forced to suffer these commoners alone. She knew that talking would make things worse, so she learned how to hide things.

    She's gotten good at hiding things over the years. Always scrubbing, always keeping things neat and prim. After all, beauty on the outside hides the ugliness on the inside. The ugliness of what she had to do.

    She's a princess. She'll marry a prince one day. And he'll make those bad men who force her to scrub and clean to go away. They're just memories now, but she can still remember the bruises and the dirt.

    Princesses deserve a happy ending.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)11:55 No.21726613

    Dearest Twilight,

    Please send all confiscated alcoholic drinks directly to my private quarters.

    Princess Celestia
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)11:56 No.21726618
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    You said this just as the "Ezio's Family" track started playing on my iTunes playlist.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)11:59 No.21726659
    i'm assuming 'scrub and clean' are euphemisms for rough sex.which
    >> Guild Pawn !!5pxEApHjMk5 12/07/10(Tue)12:06 No.21726725
    I almost feel bad for writing this, but it needed to be done.

    Now, you have to feel bad about every pony.

    The creation of a horribly dark version of the MLP universe is coming slowly and steadily.

    Also, calling it right now that Agent X is Spike, because it's obvious.

    Now, if anyone wants, I can try writing more horrifying things.
    >> Cheddah !!b3DtxCVViBB 12/07/10(Tue)12:07 No.21726738
    That's it... Next report, this is going in.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)12:09 No.21726761
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    These are fucking horrible stories to read, Jesus Christ...
    >> Cheddah !!b3DtxCVViBB 12/07/10(Tue)12:09 No.21726762
    And no, Agent X is NOT Spike. You will NEVER guess. NEVER.

    And if you do, I'll deny it. Even if you guess her form, there are farmore secrets left to discover...
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)12:10 No.21726766
    Maybe we should lighten it up a bit...what if this stuff starts popping up in parents websearches, top execs decide the series has become too tainted, and they cancel it after one season?

    Also, friendship and rainbows, bronies.
    >> Guild Pawn !!5pxEApHjMk5 12/07/10(Tue)12:10 No.21726767
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    Full version of these horrible, horrible origins written; if the other anons who wrote the ones for Twilight Sparkle, Fluttershy, and Pinkie Pie would let me know. I've only done Rarity, Rainbow Dash, and Applejack.
    >> The Person Who Wrote Grimdark Fluttershy and Twilight Sparkle 12/07/10(Tue)12:11 No.21726785

    Same here. I even have some wonderful ideas involving what happens with the unicorns that Celestia deems too... Dangerous for her rule.

    And at least it gives her blessed little sister company, you know? At least she's not alone anymore.
    >> Jellybean 12/07/10(Tue)12:12 No.21726794
    I think I was happier reading 34.
    >> Guild Pawn !!5pxEApHjMk5 12/07/10(Tue)12:14 No.21726812
    I am a terrible person, and accept the repercussions of these things.

    Though yes, I should theoretically write some happy stuff to counterbalance this. I can already see how Rainbow Dash grew up the child of a single mother, eager to please and proud of the times that she's going fast. Pinkie Pie, upon seeing sadness, just needs to bring a smile, in memory of her grandmother. Rarity, from growing up poor, learned how to make dresses to make sure no one else needed to feel like she did. Applejack, proudly supporting the high-flying ambitions of the other ponies by being a rock and proud of the farm. And Fluttershy, living with parents who taught her how quiet lets you grow closer to the animals of the world.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)12:16 No.21726824
    I can see what's happening here. This dark shit is going to pick up momentum and we're going to end up with super depressing pony snuff/torture/rape fics.
    >> Alice 12/07/10(Tue)12:16 No.21726826

    Fuck, I hate namefagging, but it'll help keep me straight in this thread.

    Anyway, that's why I think we should have Spike relatively normal and happy, looking out for the best interests of the ponies. Hell, he may be slightly aware of what's happening with Twilight, but more in a sense of "Twilight's folks are jerks and treat her like wallet" than in a "Twilight's folks plan to sacrifice her very soul and mind for the sake of some attention." sense.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)12:17 No.21726844
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    That was far and beyond what I had expected from a grimdark nobility story. Well done.
    >> Cheddah !!b3DtxCVViBB 12/07/10(Tue)12:18 No.21726865
    >Implying Spike isn't the secret son of the Wyvern King Savage and his dragon concubine, spirited away as an egg and the cause of Wyvern War II
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)12:19 No.21726875
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    I read these while listening to this.
    It was not a good idea...

    Also, that Rarity one was great. This coming from the guy who wrote the Rarity sadfrog from before. You could do a couple of those yourself, I'd bet.
    >> Guild Pawn !!5pxEApHjMk5 12/07/10(Tue)12:23 No.21726910
    Eh, I just think it's entertaining to see how you could interpret things in an incredibly over-the-top fashion. I would be sad if people took these as the inspiration for more horrific tales. It's fun to write them in short form, because you're exploring an idea that looks like it can fit with one particularly demented interpretation of the world, and you have a limited space to do it. Anything longer is just a horrifying trip.

    Besides, it's a bright series, and I've gotta give the haters something to make fun of.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)12:24 No.21726925
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    That nobility story can explain Rarity aloofness while cleaning.

    So...what meta-references were there from episode 8? 7 for example had the A-Team among others. But what did 8 have?
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)12:25 No.21726936
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    Might as well go the whole nine yards.
    >> Alice 12/07/10(Tue)12:25 No.21726946

    I just think of it as a fun writing exercise and something that, if meant for a long run, would be better as a set-up for a "KICK THE FUCKERS TO THE GROUND AND AIM FOR THE STARS BECAUSE BABY WE MAY BE FUCKED BUT WE'LL DO OUR BEST"-type story instead of a "And then Pinkie Pie was Shinji"-type.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)12:35 No.21727058
    Where is the GIF of Twilight clapping, or Dash kicking the dragon in the face?
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)12:38 No.21727085
    Man I could use some of this If I ever get around to making that crossover comic.
    >> Guild Pawn !!5pxEApHjMk5 12/07/10(Tue)12:45 No.21727149
    Not today.

    Of all the days for a maelstrom to push through the careful watching of the Weather Pegasi, it had to be today. He had a wife back home, and a daughter on the way. He was looking forward to teaching her how to fly, showing her the sublime joy of guiding the clouds around and making a beautiful sunny day. But here was a storm that might upset all that; there wouldn't be a house left standing if he couldn't stop it.

    He pushed himself harder. This was a priority. He was the fastest, so naturally, he had to head up the charge. His companions were far behind, miles back and unlikely to catch up. The winds were almost too strong to fly, the rain blinding him, but he knew what he had to do. If he failed, he might not have a wife and daughter to come home to.

    The winds were relentless. Static was beginning to spark off his coat. His shoes, the prize from the yearly speedster competition, were starting to glow red with the stored charge. He continued charging through the skies, kicking apart the clouds despite the downpour.
    Hours later, he was found by the scouting party. No other Pegasii came to the storm. He had beaten it before it reached town, but it had taken it all out of him.

    He hadn't made it back to see his daughter, born while he fought the storm. All that was left was the beautiful rainbow from the storm he fought alone. For her.
    >> Little Missy 12/07/10(Tue)12:50 No.21727223

    Pinkie Pie, subdued for once, sat at a table in the town square with a gloomy expression on her face. Her forehead thumped on the table, and she covered her head with her hooves. "Too much..." she mumbled. "It's just TOO MUCH."

    Meanwhile Rarity stood on her studio balcony with her head hung low, staring at the floor and thinking. She sighed. She raised her head and looked up at the cloud-scudded sky, and murmered, "So empty inside. Empty."

    Rarity decided she needed to get out for a while and clear her head. She left her studio, and wandered aimlessly. Fog had begun to roll in, bringing an ethereal broodiness to the already dreary weather. As Rarity approached the town square, she did not see the mist-shrouded figures gathering behind her like a dark storm on the horizon.

    Rarity found Pinkie Pie sitting alone at her table. Perhaps Rarity just needed to talk to somebody and take her mind off of her problems.

    "Hi, Pinkie Pie," she said and smiled. The smile was warm and sincere, as it was intended to be. Pinkie raised her head, gazing up at rarity. "Oh, hai..."

    Rarity could plainly see that Pinkie Pie was not herself today. Pinkie Pie did not share Rarity's ability to push her thoughts to the back of her mind and feign cheer. The dark figures entered the increasingly foggy town center, looming closer.
    >> Little Missy 12/07/10(Tue)12:51 No.21727237

    Rarity sat down beside Pinkie Pie. "Pinkie, something's bothering you... I need you to keep your mind on the game. we have a lot ot do... tell me what's wrong." "Oh..." Pinky replied, "It's just too much... I've baked far TOO MUCH delectable sweets and goodies for your big fashion show! I knew I had to make a lot but i accidentally overestimated the guest attendance and then I doubled it by accident and then I noticed and went *gasp* but it was too late and the shop was already overflowing with food!" Pinkie had become very animated and was going into contortions, bouncing and explaining the situation. she suddenly noticed that Rarity's expression had gone blank. "You don't look so cheery yourself rarity..." said Pinkie Pie. "Are you okay?"

    Rarity snapped out of it, looked across at Pinkie Pie and said "Actually, I accidentally booked TWO venues for my showing. I was certain I'd cancelled one, but now I have two booked, but now one is going to go to waste, empty. I don't know what to do."

    "Hey I know!" said Pinkie Pie. "I have extra cakes and goodies, and you have an extra place. Let's combine the two and throw a SUPER GREAT PARTY for our friends!"

    Tcuoked karbhe figures emerged from the fog, where they had been chatting amongst themselves. Rarity and Pinkie Pie looked at the crowd and the crowd looked back... not strangers, but all their good friends!

    That night they had a super great party and everybody had a wonderful time. Rarity's fashion exposition was a HUGE success and all of her fashions at the show became a super hit in Canterlot. Everything was happiness and rainbows and everybody lived happily ever until the next fic.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)13:04 No.21727385

    Also holy shit some of the people in this thread are crazy with the darkness. It's a show about ponies, dudes. Light and happy ponies.
    >> Little Missy 12/07/10(Tue)13:11 No.21727453
    That's why mine had a light and happy ending! \o/
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)13:12 No.21727462

    I went from being a Gilda to being a Pinkie Pie in about two weeks.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)13:12 No.21727463
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    Aghhh, that single track alone is horrifically sad.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)13:15 No.21727492
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    I have no appropriate MLP reaction image for this, so this will have to do.
    >> Little Missy 12/07/10(Tue)13:18 No.21727531

    At first my fic was like:

    But then it was like:


    >> Guild Pawn !!5pxEApHjMk5 12/07/10(Tue)13:25 No.21727602
    I really wanted something less depressing to write. Plus micro-fiction is fun.

    Also, I figure Dash needed some hilarious epic backstory or something.

    Plus, listening to all these G Gundam songs really got me full of a desire to write something less grimdark. Depressing, yet slightly hopeful.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)13:28 No.21727635
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    I...I don't like this grimdark fic

    MLP is a happy thing, please don't make me depressed whenever I think of it.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)13:30 No.21727647
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    we need more batpink fiction
    >> Little Missy 12/07/10(Tue)13:31 No.21727664

    Everybody should have some friendship sparkles. :D

    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)13:32 No.21727674

    Well, you did an awesome job. Got to me unlike any of the GRIMDARK stuff.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)13:33 No.21727682
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    There's an awesome way to not be bothered by things you don't like, and that's to not read them. Don't like the grimdark, don't read the grimdark, and everybody who does like it still gets to read it.

    Everybody is a winner, unless skipping over a few posts is too great a hassle for you, in which case, you're probably destined to be a loser forever.
    >> Little Missy 12/07/10(Tue)13:36 No.21727705

    And enjoy some fluttershy.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)13:38 No.21727724
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    >G Gundam


    i hate myself
    >> Little Missy 12/07/10(Tue)13:43 No.21727790

    My Little Pony FIM doesn't give me the dark drearies.

    It gives me the warm fuzzies, that's why I like it.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)13:44 No.21727797

    wait wait wait.. these are still supposed to include the series as the canon they take place in only with really really grimdark undertones and backstory + Celesta being secretly evil right?

    then if Applejack knows not to trust Unicorns why does she hang out with two of them all the time.
    >> Guild Pawn !!5pxEApHjMk5 12/07/10(Tue)13:46 No.21727820
    Ah, it's cool. Not everyone's cup of tea. Written mostly because I like doing stupid shit, and I could never, ever bring myself to the lows of writing anything more horrifying than grimdark stuff. After all, this weird and terrible interpretation of the world is entertaining, and I enjoy adding to it.

    Good to hear. Thinking of trying to write a little bit more in this style. Any interest?
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)13:47 No.21727845
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    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)13:47 No.21727847
    She's spying, obviously. Plus, look at how she interacts with Rarity. Openly antagonistic most of the time.

    The Earth Pony revolution is near.
    >> Little Missy 12/07/10(Tue)13:49 No.21727880

    Speaking of Applejack...:)
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)13:51 No.21727909

    MLP Fan fic is something we always approve of.


    ok but what about Twilight they seem to get along well enough.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)13:53 No.21727946
    I don't personally read the fanfic, but I'm cool with pony-related stuff in pony threads.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)13:58 No.21728017

    Yeah, I'd love to see more. Though I'm not sure if you can top what you did for Rainbow Dash's. It just fits so perfect with her.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)14:01 No.21728053

    I'm not sure what's happening with this grimdark stuff or what the reasoning is, but I just want to tell y'all, that we can enjoy it as it is, without it diminishing us as adults at all.

    It's perfectly acceptable to enjoy something lighthearted and silly and warm like My Little Pony as adults without infusing it with heavier subject matter, and don't let any trolls try to tell you any differently.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)14:02 No.21728082
    I still hope someone writes a MLP/ Red Dead Redemption crossover fic.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)14:05 No.21728126
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    Saved it, just cause.
    >> Guild Pawn !!5pxEApHjMk5 12/07/10(Tue)14:07 No.21728152
    I personally use it as a fun way to screw around. It's obviously not fitting with the series canon, and it's just something hilarious to do. It's also interesting to work within the post limits; can you convey the complete idea without going over?

    I don't think anyone is serious with these; god knows I'm not. Besides, I don't think my masculinity is being threatened, seeing as I'm female.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)14:07 No.21728162
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    Well, there's art.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)14:10 No.21728205

    yeah and I love that but I think a full blown fic would be potentially hilarious and insane or just insane.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)14:14 No.21728258
    Why would you hate yourself? That was awesome.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)14:18 No.21728315
    Well someone already mixed Phoenix Wright, Batman and MLP.

    It's absolutely batshit.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)14:20 No.21728345
    Thanks for sharing that fluttershy link with the song. That was wonderful.

    Fluttershy is awesome, yes?

    Characters on TV these days are always confident... Fluttershy isn't and has to overcome her shyness when she needs to. But she's sensitive (without being emo) and sometimes she can't. It's a nice change from the usual.

    And getting irritated with Pinkie Pie in Griffon the Brush Off ( >:P I'm a year OLDER than you), how great was that? :D She's shy but even Flutter hates being condescended to.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)14:20 No.21728353

    thats on the Plus thread right?

    i'll have to read that fic later today.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)14:31 No.21728528
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    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)14:34 No.21728562
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    Ach, my heart.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)14:36 No.21728579

    Kinda young for a Cutie Mark, isn't she?
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)14:39 No.21728619
    It's art based off the earlier generations where most ponies had 'baby' versions.
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)14:46 No.21728717
    That art is cute. What is it depicting?
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)15:12 No.21729121
    >> Anonymous 12/07/10(Tue)15:13 No.21729131

    The unicorn there is making sure that the baby pony goes to bed instead of staying up all night crying because she lost her hoofkerchief.

    That's a panel from a goofy little interactive comic that is being run on a /tg/ spinoff board.

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