Number One, go take a number two!
>>21580762HE WAS NUMBER 1
WHAT I LEARNED ON THE ENTERPRISE IS...
>>21580733I guess I'm gonna have to take it from you.
>>21580828Ok Spongebob, what's the first you do before starting the warp core?
i c wat u did thar
>>21580854Is Spock expendable?
>>21580885No Spongebob! Whyyyyyyyyyy?!
>>21580895What was that Robot Chicken joke where they tried to make a character more unlikeable than Wesley and the fans liked the made-up guy more?
But I have a theory. People talk loud when they wanna act smart, right?
>>21580937It was the Gazoo
He was number 1.
>>21581041That's not jackie chan
Best thread ever.
Odo, if I had a bar of gold-pressed latinum for every brain you don't have, I'd have one bar.
>>21581041>>21581054They are not Jean-luc Picard
>>21581075Did I just say gold pressed latinum?? wooah
>>21580733>>21581041What are you fucking assholes doing with my hat?
I'll tell you a little story called "The Ugly Barnacle": Once there was a very ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everybody died. The End.
>>21581117Please leave before I send Morn for you
So that guy on the Bass, he Jean-luc Picard.I know!You Know?!Oh No!
>>21581164It's funny that TNG got better when Riker got beard
>>21581164When the walls fell, awesome.
>>21581132I read that in Patrick Steward's voice.
>>21581159FUCK YES I LOVE STAR TREK
You know, if I were to die right now, in some sort of fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend...well, that would just be ok.
Picture Everyone from TNG in a Kick ass Rock band>>21581186That thing help made the Show
>>21581238>star destroyer>no shields
>>21581247Yeah, it's not like taking out their shields via a kamikaze attack was a focal point of the space battle in RotJ or anything(that said if a fighter pilot crashing into you is enough to take your shields out you are still probably boned against star trek magic science)
>>21581030God damnit Wesley nobody liked you.I want them to do a series of Star Trek focusing on the Klingons.
God damn it, another transporter accident.
Inverse tachyon pulse?Did you just say INVERSE TACHYON PULSE!?
That's it, Riker. Now just add some hookers and blow and you'll be perfect.
Chocolate? Chocolate! CHOCOLAAAAAAAAAAATE!!
>>21581455She really likes chocolate.
>>21581625Im sure Riker and Kirk would aswell.