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So guys, let me tell you about this girl. She works at a LFGS/CS mash in. Skinny thing, pale, long thick hair, wears glasses, and is a HUGE BITCH BLUH BLUH.
That should just fit the gist of where this story is going so buckle up. Now let me take you back to august 3rd,exactly 94 days after my friends birthday, and my car was broken. My friend homosuck fan like me, takes it to a higher level though, being the immense nice guy lug he was decided to help drive me around to run some errands until my car was finished. The second to last place we hit up was the LFGS/CS. I was going in to pick up some tau models that the store supposedly just got. Tau fuck yeah. And guess who was working there? The same bitch was working there at the cashier, wearing a god damn Vriska scorpio shirt.
Now why is this bad? Well it's fucking bad because my friend was wearing a John egbert shirt. It's baby blue coloring and slime ghost openly showing to everyone but he didn't give a fuck. He just derps around the front while I hunt down them damn tau in the back. All the while I'm praying to god that they don't talk to each other because the awkwardness of that would just fuck me over in the end.
As I return to the front, there they fucking were, chatting it up about everything homestuck related that could pop up. Even their god damn zodiac signs. She said she was born on november 12, oh look at that. A god damn Scorpio. While he on the other hand said that he was born in april 25th, oh boy. A god damn taurus. I don't even want to go into what happened after that, just know that a week later they're dating and still are.
The level coincidental facts about them just makes me sick to my stomach. The worst part? I could have stopped this all from happening by not playing Tau. Because with Tau you lose.