instant discussion copypasta (fucking fuck fuck not rose it is jade not rose)
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>Being a kid and growing up.
>It's hard and nobody understands.
GG: grandpa was my... father?
GG: and you're my brother?
EB: yeah! cool right?! you're my sister, jade!
EB: jade what's wrong?
EB: please respond jade you're scaring me now.
GG: it's... ok! can you turn off the viewport for a minute john? i'm just... so happy! :D to find out grandpa was really my father and we are siblings! yyay!
EB: aww geeze jade you don't need to be embarrassed, i'm so stupid for springing it on you like that without thinking about your relationship with your grandfather.
EB: but your bro is here for you, you don't need to be ashamed of anything!
GG: john please, i'm better now but i just need a minute to compose myself in private, ok?!
EB: alright, if that's what you want.
and then a visual callback to this page, except instead of the dress tons of john-related paraphernalia covered with hearts and lipstick kisses, maybe a 'wedding photo' of with john and jades heads pasted on, looking super derp. that i do not have the skill to shoop
and then jades 'forlorn entry' page
other kids forlorn entry pages for reference
or it could get real creepy and jade could have no concept of incest as a taboo, having been raised by a fucking dog on an island with no human contact, and all. and hence daves 'jade's crazier.' remark.