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    117 KB Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)02:49 No.21391251  
    >Watching new episode of MLP
    >Dad walks in without knocking like usual
    >Freak out and minimize.
    >Dad says its cool if I'm watching porn, everyone does.
    >maximizes tab, sees ponies
    >Dad-"Why am I not surprised?"

    He left

    What do I do?
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)02:50 No.21391259
    You have shamed your family, you know what you must do.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)02:50 No.21391270
    That's what you get for watching a little girls show about god damned ponies, you homo.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)02:51 No.21391271
    Come out of the closet now while the iron is hot?
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)02:51 No.21391272
    Next time, make sure it's MLP porn.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)02:51 No.21391287
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    You will sit there and be laughed at fag.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)02:56 No.21391358
    I'm just into ponies, im not homos
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)02:58 No.21391384
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    Wut you needz is sum MY LITTLE PORNY pictchas.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)03:01 No.21391411
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    Think it would be better if I showed him my mlp porn folder?

    Or would that make it worst?

    I'd rather he think im some crazy ponylover than gay.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)03:01 No.21391412
    Why the fuck didn't you right click and close it instead of maximizing?
    God damn you're retarded.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)03:05 No.21391472
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    I think I know what you're all trying to say. We need to build a space helicopter.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)03:05 No.21391478
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    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)03:05 No.21391479
    It is going to be heck trying to logically explain that you like a show that panders to young girls, which is an incredibly disappointing fact now.

    Why they changed the format after the first episode is beyond me.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)03:06 No.21391488
    Sorry, you can't be one and not be the other
    >> Anonymous' Father 11/22/10(Mon)03:08 No.21391510
    Son... I am disappoint.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)03:08 No.21391518
    See, the problem is that there is no logical explination
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)03:09 No.21391537
    I hope your dad has other children.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)03:10 No.21391549
    OP I will tell you what to do.

    Step 1: Stop being gay

    The end.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)03:10 No.21391551
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    So basically this?
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)03:10 No.21391553
    I just love it when people who watch shit like this are all 'I like it and nothing else matters cause this is the internet! I don't care what other people think! Ponies ponies ponies!'

    Then their dad sees it and they are disgraced. He probably won't ever be able to look at you the same way again. You are the Bobby to his Hank, but this bobby is a total cock enthusiast.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)03:10 No.21391554
    Don't let neighsaying foals stop you enjoying your ponies, brony.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)03:11 No.21391561
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    Your life has ended. Death is the only escape.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)03:11 No.21391567
    You shoulda been watching porn instead of a girls cartoon.
    now your only alternative is to end yourself.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)03:12 No.21391580
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)03:12 No.21391582
    At least bobby had redeeming characteristics, and could get ladies, and wasnt a 12 year old girl.

    Man, you guys are all total closet fur-faggots, you know that?
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)03:13 No.21391590
    It seems to me like he was ok with it. If I'm wrong, you've got three options:
    1. kill yourself
    2. tell him one of your friends told you it was a good show, and you were only watching it because he told you to.
    3. Tell him you think it's a good show, even if it is for little girls.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)03:13 No.21391592
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)03:13 No.21391593
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    get owned brony
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)03:13 No.21391597
    Tell him it's just extremely elaborate pron.

    Like French porn or something.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)03:14 No.21391601
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    This delights me.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)03:15 No.21391622
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    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)03:15 No.21391627
    Christ you are pathetic.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)03:16 No.21391634
    Well, the logical explanation is "I like, and here are the reasons why," but that doesn't really change the fact that you're a grown man watching My Little Pony.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)03:17 No.21391653
    No, that's the next step.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)03:17 No.21391657
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    You know, I'm not homophobic, not by a long stretch, so if youre gay, cool. Go ahead and enjoy MLP. I just think you need to keep in mind that as a homosexual male, you have a better understanding of the male sex drive, and should therefore get out there and suck some cock. Thats really the only thing that you have a responsibility to do.

    Admittedly, finding another gay dude that wont call you a faggot for liking a show aimed at tweenage girls about rainbow colored ponies lies somewhere between the chances of you developing taste in cartoons, and you not dying alone.

    Good luck though!
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)03:18 No.21391662
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    >watch first episode.
    >See 6 gems.
    >Be upset Thanos will not try and take over Equestria.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)03:19 No.21391682
    the people in this thread are so mad, get over yourselves
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)03:19 No.21391686
    What do you do?

    Pray his inevitable murder of his fucking embarrassment of a child is tempered with enough love and mercy that it happens swiftly rather than through a prolonged assbeating till he caves in your skull.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)03:20 No.21391694
    Oh man, I am really sorry for your father. I mean, I can only imagine the disappointment.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)03:21 No.21391699
    "MLP" huh? Man, you are fascinating.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)03:21 No.21391707
    >No taste in cartoons
    >This cartoon is headed by Lauren Faust, who worked on some of the best cartoons the 90's had to offer.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)03:22 No.21391723
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    >responding to trolls
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)03:22 No.21391726
    If your dad's compute illiterate you could blame it on a pop up ad.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)03:23 No.21391735
    Every Kevin Smith is entitled to their "Cop Out".
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)03:23 No.21391738
    A remember a few hours ago, someone posted a link to how MLP used to look like before this current version. Christ it was bad, cant even hold a flame to the current MLP
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)03:23 No.21391746
    I know. I couldn't help it.

    Anyway, if my Dad catches me, I can just tell him it's his fault because he wasn't around to provide a strong male influence in my formative years.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)03:25 No.21391758
    Good idea, he'll use the second bullet in the chamber to kill himself, after he offs you.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)03:25 No.21391768
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    This cap seems like pure fan service.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)03:26 No.21391774
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    >implying anyone will ever know my secret

    delicious applejack
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)03:26 No.21391775

    Really, the best you can hope is he gets his after he takes you out.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)03:26 No.21391777
    So? If there is a video game called "Party babies" made by Hideo Kojima, I still wouldn't play it
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)03:26 No.21391786
    here are a bunch of lies I can come up with:

    "My friend is an animator, and works for this series..I'm checking out her work because she insists on it. So far it's pretty good"

    "Art project, comparing flash and traditional animation etc, and how it's being received by the target demographic" -throw as many jargons in as you can.

    "It's a surrealist parody of pre-pubescent girls' obsessions with ponies, it's actually quite funny"

    "I am into bestiality, mares are my preferred species"
    >> Noboru Yamaguchi !!l5VYv2ROMg5 11/22/10(Mon)03:28 No.21391806
    I heard that Party Babies was rated higher than God Hand, your argument is invalid and I am being a troll.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)03:29 No.21391822
    Wait did he assume direct control and just spy on your suspected porn or was it an accident on your part?
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)03:30 No.21391833
    Lucky for me, my dad's a major pussy. My mom's the one I have to be worried about, and she's used to putting up with my shit.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)03:30 No.21391841
    >Dad says its cool if I'm watching porn, everyone does.

    God damn that's the coolest dad ever.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)03:31 No.21391850
    He just said "Why am I not surprised?" I would have beaten and disowned you
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)03:31 No.21391860
    He'd be cooler if he beat OP within an inch of his life.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)03:32 No.21391861
    do people really have such shitty parents that they care what you watch? or is everyone on here 12?
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)03:32 No.21391863
    And subsequently the most disappointed father ever.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)03:32 No.21391865
    god damn it vcr you have twitter for this
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)03:32 No.21391869
    I don't care that OP was watching a little girls' cartoon, I just can;t figure out why the fuck he would maximize the page when he knew how his father would react.

    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)03:32 No.21391873
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    Anyway, less bitching about our parents, MOAR PONIES.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)03:32 No.21391874
    I've tried watching some of the older versions, and I just can't. The voices are so awful, and the ponies just ain't cute.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)03:33 No.21391876
    you should move out of your parents place.

    as a gesture of seeking independence. This manly move will make them overlook this episode you have with them.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)03:33 No.21391878
    Dude, at least when my dad catches me watchings cartoons it's like Big Guy and Rusty, Beast Wars, or Exo-Squad. Hell, he's even watched some anime like Cowboy Bebop or Samurai Champloo with me. But ponies? Fuck that. I wouldn't be caught dead watching that.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)03:33 No.21391885
    Shitty? Sorry tweenager, some parents care enough to make sure there kids dont turn out to be ostracized freaks.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)03:34 No.21391897
    This show sucks ass but thinking about that happening has made my day.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)03:34 No.21391903
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    This reminds me, I need to move all my MLP images off of my company-owned work laptop.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)03:34 No.21391904
    Apparently you're father has already been well aware that you are a huge loser for a long time. No need to lie because you probably hit rock bottom ages ago in his eyes. You watching MLP is just a little turd on top of a mountain of shit most likely.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)03:34 No.21391907
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    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)03:34 No.21391910

    Wouldn't you be disappointed if your son was watching a girly cartoon for 5 year olds?
    I know I sure as hell would, and I usually don't give a fuck about most of the shit that people on /co/ watch.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)03:35 No.21391917
    Not OP, but yes. I'm 23 and my mom disapproves of me watching anime because she thinks it's the devil, but only because she saw zombies in the Slayers movie.

    Oh, but she'll watch My Neighbor Totoro.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)03:35 No.21391929
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    Suggestion: Why dont you MLP fags try...not eating shit straight from the anus?
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)03:35 No.21391936
    Shit, my dad watches porn, and I watch porn. He knows I watch porn, and whenever he gets a chance to watch it, he asks me for recommendations for sites to go to. I tell him a few and tell him to use firefox (He usually uses IE, because it's what he works on) because it's safer.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)03:36 No.21391945
    >can't spell
    >has parents who want him to fit into a mold
    makes sense, looks like you're shitty parents have clouded your judgement
    >> SparkleFizzlelove !RHvnNvRpow 11/22/10(Mon)03:36 No.21391954
    Show her Highschool of the Dead. I'm sure she'll love it.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)03:37 No.21391958
    Well, it's a good thing I don't have a lot of porn on mi--

    ok, how do I truecrypt
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)03:37 No.21391964
    Says the dude posting retarded characters from a faggy Mario 64 rip off.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)03:37 No.21391978
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    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)03:38 No.21391980
    >>21391936 (He usually uses IE, because it's what he works on)

    It isn't murder if he isn't human
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)03:40 No.21392012
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    The irony of you calling one of the top rated platformers of all time "faggy" while simultaneously defending a show about rainbow colored ponies is not lost on me! Dohohohohohoh!
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)03:41 No.21392035
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    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)03:41 No.21392036
    No, I mean he does government work that REQUIRES the use of IE. It's not his fault, he knows IE is shit, that's why he never uses the computer.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)03:41 No.21392039
    Hey! It's Woody! HOWDY HOWDY HOWDY
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)03:41 No.21392042
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    I watched an episode last night, and it was fucking creepy. Michael Jackson pony is forced to lure baby ponies to this smoke cloud monster so he could take their shadows. And there was a really lame Deus ex Machina ending, too.

    I also watched the first special. Firefly had a really weird voice. Kinda monotone and it fluctuated strangely, like an autistic person's voice.

    The only good things to come out of it were the Smooze and Shoobedoo.

    Then there's My Little Pony Tales, which gave us this monstrosity.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)03:41 No.21392048
    >worth anything at all
    come back when you grow up and learn a thing or two
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)03:42 No.21392057
    I'm not defending the pony show at all. I'm just saying Crash Bandicoot is a shitty game, with worse fans than Sonic the Hedgehog.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)03:43 No.21392066
    I guess a moron will always be a moron
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)03:44 No.21392074
    I blame internet porn and my dad's computer illiteracy for much of my awkward youth. My dad wanted to surf internet porn but of course couldn't say that to me directly, and needed to know how to "work the internet". He also has the attention span of goldfish, so I had to constantly remind him to to use lycos or dogpile or whatever the popular internet search engine was back then.. There I was, every night, outside of my dad's bedroom door parroting instructions on how to do basic internet searches while he ignored my advice about using bookmarks for websites he planned to visit a lot (I suspect he thought I was going to look at his porn if he bookmarked it...). Between his hunt and peck typing and general computer incompetence this would take an average of fifteen minutes before he dismissed me to presumably wank himself silly. If I had any balls I would have just bought him a magazine.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)03:44 No.21392080

    The fucking military does that shit too.
    Some of their sites won't work at all on Firefox.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)03:44 No.21392087
    Youre trolling.

    You must be. Theres no way anyone is that stupid.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)03:45 No.21392105
    Ouch, that is rough. For him and you.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)03:46 No.21392119
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    Again, the irony? Not lost. I love it! You tell me to grow up because I enjoy a platformer a decade old, and yet you defend a show aimed at 12 year old girls! Genius!
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)03:46 No.21392130
    >Government requires use of IE
    We're all fucked.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)03:47 No.21392140
    This. It was a platformer that lacked the rhythm of the Sonic series. Even Disney's Alladin destroyed Crash Bandicoot in fun.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)03:48 No.21392145
    Beyond Good and Evil is a god tier game. I hope the new one is awesome. I also saw the Deus Ex: Human Revolution trailer and god damn I was impressed I can't wait for that either.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)03:48 No.21392147

    >12 year old girls

    More like 5 year old girls.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)03:48 No.21392152
    I wish I were, my friend, but liking Crash puts you lower on the Grand Scale of Shit than a TF2 fan that writes fanfiction.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)03:48 No.21392160
    >Doesnt know what game hes referencing.
    >Talks shit about platformers.

    Its like I'm really on /v/!
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)03:49 No.21392174
    Its fucking Rayman the Great Escape you underaged fuckwitted twat fart.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)03:50 No.21392179
    Hey fuck you guys I liked crash bandicoot. Especially warped.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)03:50 No.21392180
    Not the anon you are quoting but I also hated crash bandicoot.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)03:50 No.21392189
    So its one guy in here right?
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)03:51 No.21392198
    How'd we get from pony thread to a thread about vidya?
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)03:52 No.21392214
    Your guess is as good as mines.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)03:53 No.21392215
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    I'm not talking shit about all platformers, just shit ones like Crash. If you want a good platformer, try Rayman.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)03:53 No.21392217

    I know you're trolling, but look at the post times.
    It's better to call samefag when the thread is almost dead.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)03:53 No.21392220

    Because we're on 4chan, and we're all inclined to argue with eachother. But those of us in the herd aren't going to argue about MLP, so we'll argue about video games instead.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)03:53 No.21392223
    >Go on /co/
    >See MLP fag thread.
    >See MLP fags calling Rayman 2 Crash Bandicoot.

    I dont know if I'm being trolled harder than usual, but given the average intelligence of you pony faggots, Im gonna say youre all stupid as shit and need to gb2 /v/.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)03:53 No.21392228
    Well, this doesn't count as a pony thread.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)03:53 No.21392229
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    Y'all postin' in a pony thread.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)03:54 No.21392236
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    That boy just ain't right.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)03:55 No.21392248
    More like girls between the ages of 16-25.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)03:55 No.21392254
    >Crash bandicoot
    >Super mario rip-off
    >Picture is of a Rayman character

    MY HEAD!
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)03:56 No.21392258
    That's from Crash Bandicoot, you cretin. It was on the Sega Saturn.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)03:56 No.21392261
    >using the trollface image in a desperate, last chance bid to redeem himself on an anonymous image board after being smeared across the pavement with his own stupidity.
    >> Noboru Yamaguchi !!l5VYv2ROMg5 11/22/10(Mon)03:58 No.21392292
    More like for children who are home at 12:30 PM Central. Which doesn't sound like school age to me, what is the hub thinking?
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)03:58 No.21392296
    Yes, I understand that you're angry that you've just been led on into an agruement about which color a snipe is. But you don't have to resort to greentext, do you?
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)03:58 No.21392297
    Now you're just trolling. 0/10
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)04:00 No.21392313
    What do you mean 'now'?
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)04:01 No.21392334
    I'm hoping the first time was just general stupidity and now he's trying to troll to save face.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)04:03 No.21392364
    You're talking to the same person, moron.
    >> Oblivion W. Casinos !IPiPBOY0m2 11/22/10(Mon)04:06 No.21392386
    If it was me?

    "It's exactly what it looks like. No use in lying."
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)04:08 No.21392410
    your dads a pervert trying to see the porn youre watching so he could beat you off. you were lucky he didn't like ponies
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)04:12 No.21392445
    Suck shit OP
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)04:14 No.21392460
    OP, you need to surpass your father. That way, he will kill himself instead of you.
    >> AliasA45 11/22/10(Mon)04:27 No.21392594
    My dad hates me because I am short and he says I should be aborted because defective genes (actually is my mom)
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)04:30 No.21392629
    next time he walks in your room, be sure to start playing Erasure in the place, then after a few lines start playing MLP and propose him some strawberry milk glass while you watch it together. May or may ends in sex, depending on the episode
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)04:31 No.21392638
    My dad is disappointed because I am a lazy NEET. I would prove him wrong, but that would require countless hours of working in a sweatshop.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)04:47 No.21392807
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    This thread.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)04:49 No.21392841
    watching mlp
    >dad walks in
    >says the animation is awesome
    >hooks me up with the chick that draws the ponies
    >girl draws me all the fluttershy porn I want
    >dresses as dash
    >get it on
    >have pony kids
    >take over the world
    >name one celestia, the other nightmaremoon
    >die happy at old age

    Those kids always got along so good.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)04:51 No.21392870
    I uh

    I suspect that this story may not be entirely unembellished.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)04:54 No.21392918
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    >> Oblivion W. Casinos !IPiPBOY0m2 11/22/10(Mon)04:54 No.21392919
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    >get caught watching mlp
    >blush and try and talk my way out of it
    >they walk away before I can say anything
    >I go downstairs to look for them
    >nobody's around
    >I head outside to look for them
    > I am attacked and killed by a manticore. It quickly shreds my flesh and devours me.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)04:56 No.21392940
    > Walks up to 4 year old daughter.
    > Tells her that her new name is Celestia.
    > Changes all legal documents to the new name.
    > Makes her vow that she and her daughters will name their first daughters Celestia.
    > Die happy of old age.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)04:59 No.21392977
    >Watching new episode of MLP
    >Dad walks in without knocking like usual
    >Freak out and minimize.
    >Dad says its cool if I'm watching porn, everyone does.
    >maximizes tab, sees ponies
    >Dad-"Are you a girl or something?"
    >He thinks I'm a girl now
    >~doushio <3
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)05:02 No.21393008
    >Watching new episode of MLP
    >Dad walks in without knocking like usual
    >Freak out and minimize.
    >Dad says its cool if I'm watching porn, everyone does.
    >maximizes tab, sees Ursa Major
    >Dad-"That's not Ursa Major. It' a Ursa minor "
    >He's an Ursa Major.
    >Look at mirror
    >I'm Ursa Minor

    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)05:03 No.21393016
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    >Watching new episode of MLP
    >Boyfriend walks in without knocking like usual
    >Freak out and minimize.
    >Boyfriend says its cool if I'm watching porn, he does too.
    >maximizes tab, sees ponies
    >Boyfriend: "That looks adorable, can we watch it together?"
    >friday is now bf/gf pony watching day
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)05:05 No.21393041
    Are you a guy?
    >> Brylian 11/22/10(Mon)05:06 No.21393051
    >Room-mate walks in on watching MLP
    >"What cartoon is that?"
    >"My little pony"
    >"No shit? Show me"
    >(later) Fuck this is awesome!
    >My Room-mate is awesome and more nerdy than me

    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)05:06 No.21393055
    I don't believe you have a boyfriend, enjoy your vibrator.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)05:07 No.21393062
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    >>friday is now bf/gf pony watching day
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)05:07 No.21393065
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    >porny watching day
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)05:08 No.21393069
    So you call yourself a girl despite clearly being a dude.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)05:08 No.21393072
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    My boyfriend thanks you for your concern regarding my vibrator.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)05:09 No.21393086
    Vibrators don't think dude.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)05:09 No.21393094
    A talking vibrator that enjoys watching cartoons?

    That would be... interesting. I can't think of anything else to add.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)05:10 No.21393101
    No girls on the internet?

    Actually I think /co/ has a fairly high female population compared to the other boards.
    >> Noboru Yamaguchi !!l5VYv2ROMg5 11/22/10(Mon)05:10 No.21393103
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    >Watching new episode of MLP
    >No one walks in
    >Forever Alone
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)05:11 No.21393107
    That's it, I'm telling my bf I'm replacing him with a talking vibrator that will watch MLP with me.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)05:11 No.21393109
    >Watching new episode of MLP
    >GF walks in without clothes like usual
    >Freak out and minimize.
    >She says its cool if I'm watching porn, especially if it's hers.
    >maximizes tab, sees ponies
    >"fuck yeah womyn dictatorship, I's suck those studs dry, though?"
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)05:16 No.21393149
    >>GF walks in without clothes like usual


    captcha: "wreckme poor"
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)05:17 No.21393151
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    >Watching new episode of MLP
    >Mom walks in
    >Realize she's a bear
    >I am now a bear
    >mon fromage quand
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)05:23 No.21393210
    Sure you're not an Ursa Minor?
    >> weeapony 11/22/10(Mon)05:23 No.21393213
    Man wtf is with this thread.

    It's sounds like something any normal dad would just tease you for for a few days, or forget about in the morning.

    Are you people not that close to your parents that you can't make fun of each other?
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)05:24 No.21393220
    Ah lot o people don't ware close in there own hoem.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)05:28 No.21393260

    >mon fromage quand

    Your cheese when? D:
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)05:41 No.21393389
    requesting the derpy toy shop.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)05:44 No.21393423
    But... it's pony show
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)05:47 No.21393467

    For real. My mother's seen my MLP toys and my computer with the MLP wallpaper. She doesn't give a shit. Probably because I'm not a little filly.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)05:50 No.21393498
    your mom gave up on you and probably consider your housepet to be more of her true son than you.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)05:54 No.21393529
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    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)05:57 No.21393556
    >still living with parents
    >they're ok with their son's being gay

    that's cute
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)05:57 No.21393558
    My dad's practically a real life Hank Hill, so the tv show disappointment ship sailed long ago over stuff far less embarrassing than MLP. He was disappoint years ago that I was a Simpsons fan back when it was new and controversial. Oddly enough the times I was actually caught watching porn or stupidly left a naked picture of my girlfriend out years later were less of an issue than The Simpsons. Though I'm pretty sure that was more a matter of not even wanting to deal with the subjects than tacit approval. Again, he's a lot like Hank.

    In any case, I say to OP, there are some issues over which I'd be concerned over parental disapproval. But not taste in tv shows.
    >> SparkleFizzlelove !RHvnNvRpow 11/22/10(Mon)06:19 No.21393678
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    >implying weeapony is a guy...
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)06:20 No.21393685
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    >I walk in without knocking like usual
    >My son is watching a new episode of MLP
    >He freaks out and minimizes.
    >I say its cool if he's watching porn, everyone does.
    >My son maximizes tab, I see ponies
    >I cut his internet.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)06:22 No.21393692

    Hey weeapony

    What are you working on?
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)06:24 No.21393709
    >Watching new episode of MLP
    >Wife walks in without knocking like usual
    >Freak out and minimize.
    >Wife says its cool if I'm watching porn, everyone does.
    >maximizes tab, sees ponies
    >Wife-"I married a little girl?"

    No sex in months :(
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)06:25 No.21393723
    You DO NOT sit with the back to the door, and you DO NOT set your PC/monitor up in a place visible from the door.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)06:29 No.21393755

    Leave her... you no longer have need of such arbitrary companionship

    You have us now
    >> weeapony 11/22/10(Mon)06:29 No.21393759

    There's not a better pony thread abouts, is there?
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)06:30 No.21393760
    WTF magpul in my /co/?

    I guess it's more likely than I thought.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)06:31 No.21393774
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    Why not just Ctrl N to a new page or Ctrl T to a blank tab?

    Y'all are silly.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)06:31 No.21393779
    If there's one thing I learned from Dune it was this.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)06:41 No.21393855
    >Told my Parents I watch MLP
    >They are perfectly fine with it
    >My parents actually love me unlike everyone else in this thread
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)11:32 No.21395970
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    ITT: The Worst Trolls Ever
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)11:50 No.21396154
    You should have laughed your ass of, right then and there. OP. Now, it's like your love for MLP is like a secret crush, something you know you should hide for the world. And it's not! You should be open about your love for the ponies! Bring the ponies into the lives of others, and see how friendship will bring grat happiness to them!
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)11:54 No.21396186
    that's why I always have a tab on some random GGG movie running on my computer.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)11:56 No.21396208
    ITT: retards who bump a thread that's been dead for nearly 5 hours
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)11:58 No.21396225
    >Watching new episode of MLP
    >GF's dad walks in without knocking like usual
    >Freak out and minimize.
    >GF's dad says its cool if I'm watching porn, everyone does.
    >maximizes tab, sees ponies
    >GF says "But my father is ded"
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)12:03 No.21396270
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    >"It's a surrealist parody of pre-pubescent girls' obsessions with ponies, it's actually quite funny"

    I'm going with that one, myself.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)12:10 No.21396388
    >Watching new episode of Manly Marines Shooting Swords At Bears
    >Dad walks in without knocking like usual
    >Freak out and minimize.
    >Dad says its cool if I'm watching porn, everyone does.
    >maximizes tab, sees manly marines shooting knives at bears
    >Dad-"What is this shit? Are you a little girl or a sissy fag? Go watch MLP or something"

    He left

    What do I do?
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)12:11 No.21396410
    Wake up.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)12:15 No.21396450
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    Its finally happened......
    I've gone completely over the edge and fallen into the void.....

    *incoming fanfic excerpt*

    A few hours later the group head back to the library for lunch. As she walked in through the door, Twilight was carrying a saddle bag with things she picked up shopping. Following her, SweetieBelle walked in with a wizard's hat and saddle bag with a book. Scootaloo came bouncing in next with a spinning pinwheel in her mouth. And lastly Applebloom with a small wrapped present on her back.

    "Today was the greatest-est day ever!!" pronouced Applebloom. "The funnest one too!" agreed Scootaloo as she lept up on the table. "and when SweetieBelle got picked to be the good witch in the puppet show..." Rolling onto her back, head hanging off edge the table she continued "She was all 'poof' 'kerzap' and chased off the Meanie-Mare!!!" dropping the pinwheel out of her mouth. "It was nothing special." said Sweetiebelle bashfully. "Besides, I'm not that good with magic for real." as she quietly drooped her head. "Thats not true! I've seen you float all kinds of stuff." said Scootaloo. "But I keep dropping things" responded SweetieBelle. "But everyday your getting better at it" countered Applebloom.

    "Applebloom is right" said Twilight. "Everypony has a special talent, but they're not born being the best at it. When I first started learning magic, I had a lot of trouble too. A lot of times I would make mistakes. [insert flashback of potion blowing up in Twilight's face] But learned from those mistakes, and got a little better each day. [insert flashback of same potion only blowing a puff of smoke "whew"]"

    SweetieBelle felt a lot better, and smiled softly at Twilight. "Thanks Twilight". The touching moment was short-lived as the sound of grumbling tummies filled the room.

    (I think I just blew my own mind!!! >_<)
    >> Anonycat 11/22/10(Mon)13:05 No.21397020
    Fuck you, /co/. last night I had a MLP dream and it was all your fault.
    Not only it was funny as hell, it had also it's own music, a long plot AND it was multi-dimensional, which only happens to me from time on time.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)13:07 No.21397046
    That is how appealing art works. Probably the reason why so many people are making their own fanfiction.
    >> Anonycat 11/22/10(Mon)13:21 No.21397259

    Yes, but this dream was weird- not only was incredibly detailed, but I was also watching everything from a short distance AND at the same time, I watched and experienced everything through Spike's eyes, but I had no control over his actions or his words.
    The ponies and Spike were exploring some underground ruins hidden in the middle of a huge crystal and gemstone forest, once they found the ruin's entrance (cleverly hidden under a light illusion created by the cristal plants) and they began descending, the underground stairs kept being illuminated thanks to the light passing through the crystal roots and the light's reflection on the countless gems incrustated on the walls.
    And that was only the beginning.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)13:23 No.21397297
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    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)13:27 No.21397348
    brushie brushie scootaloo~
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)13:29 No.21397380
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    >> Anonycat 11/22/10(Mon)13:35 No.21397469
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    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)14:02 No.21397903
    Why do I find the colors more offensive than the content?
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)14:04 No.21397922
    Because you're on /co/.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)14:05 No.21397949
    Uh oh, gurofags. Cynder and flare have to deal with their fetish all the time
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)14:09 No.21397999
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    >Beyond Good and Evil is a god tier game. I hope the new one is awesome

    Ill just be glad if it fucking comes out, there rumors of it being canceled all the god damn time

    we really need more positive female game role models who aren't there for pure T and A
    >> The Diabolical Sketchman 11/22/10(Mon)14:10 No.21398003
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    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)14:10 No.21398013
    If I was your dad I would have already drowned you in a bathtub a long time ago.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)14:12 No.21398033

    Please delete this and recolor it.

    You're killing me here.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)14:12 No.21398034
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    Can't be helped no matter what rating the game gets.
    >Playing Other M.
    >Get pounced by an Armadillo alien thing.
    >Some how manage to get a boner from it.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)14:14 No.21398060
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    >playing Other M
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)14:14 No.21398069
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    >Go to bar with friends
    >Discuss drinking games
    >talk about one I heard on /co/
    >Bartender asks what show
    >Friends laugh
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)14:15 No.21398079
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    Samus is mai waifu dont hate retaliate
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)14:17 No.21398111
    Just saw ep 6 on the Hub...
    I found it very...average. Not great, not bad...just adequate
    >> The Diabolical Sketchman 11/22/10(Mon)14:18 No.21398122
    >Me and brother take mother out to dinner for her birthday
    >Find time to tell him about MLP FIM
    >He looks at me weird.
    >Tell him Tara strong voicing in it, its made in flash and its not a horrible watch.
    >He promises to look it up and is not ashamed.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)14:18 No.21398125
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    >>21398060 letting /v/ shape your opinion of a game

    Other M was great. Yeah the story had some problems, but who the hell plays a Nintendo-produced game for the story?
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)14:18 No.21398131
    It's ok, OP. You're a girl.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)14:19 No.21398144

    That "game" is an abomination.

    You might as well have said to me you were playing Sonic 2006.
    >> The Diabolical Sketchman 11/22/10(Mon)14:20 No.21398169
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    I wish I had a daughter that looked at MLP porn.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)14:21 No.21398178
    Sounds cool! What happened next?
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)14:22 No.21398213
    >Watching new episode of MLP
    >Dad walks in without knocking like usual
    >Freak out and minimize.
    >Dad says its cool if I'm watching G.I.joe, everyone does.
    >maximizes tab, sees ponies
    >Dad-"Why am I not surprised?"
    >Dad is Hasbro CEO
    >No more dragons and pegasus in the last season
    >Shows get canceled because it missed its demographic.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)14:23 No.21398222
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    >> The Diabolical Sketchman 11/22/10(Mon)14:25 No.21398248
    I find it funny that when that happened to me playing that, My brother was over and he screamed RAPE RAAAAAPE
    >> The Diabolical Sketchman 11/22/10(Mon)14:26 No.21398266
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    The fuck you got against dragons son?
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)14:26 No.21398272
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    >>21398144 BAAAAAAAAAW Samus has a personality now, all my fanfics have been contradicted

    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)14:27 No.21398296
    >Samus has a personality now

    haha o wow
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)14:27 No.21398298
    why did your dad want to see what porn you were watching anyway?

    that's... kind of weird.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)14:28 No.21398306
    You are right, I am sorry. But when I was a filly I met quite a few bad dragons. Times were different then.
    >> Anonycat 11/22/10(Mon)14:30 No.21398327
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    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)14:30 No.21398335

    Hey, to be fair, a really shitty personality still counts as a personality.

    But yeah, Other M is extremely awful.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)14:30 No.21398338
    >Dad walks by my computer as I watch the first episode of MLP.
    >I turn to him and say
    >We sit down and watch it together to try to figure out what was good and bad about the episode.
    >Get bored and watch Secret of Kells together with my mom and little sister.

    I love my family.
    >> The Diabolical Sketchman 11/22/10(Mon)14:31 No.21398346
    Its what I'd do in this situation
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)14:34 No.21398389
    ITT: Pony-lovers meet the real world.
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    >> The Diabolical Sketchman 11/22/10(Mon)14:35 No.21398414
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    >Play other M
    >Be a complete casual when it comes to the Metroid storyline
    >Throw bullshit story out the window.
    >Everyones dead and Samus activates what she needs to whenever she feels like it. Shes just trying to get a challenge.
    >She was startled by Ridley cause she has had a crush on him since she was a little girl, thus the flashback.
    >Only play the game for explosions.
    Its cause I'm A MAN
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)14:35 No.21398418
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    >Watching new episode of MLP
    >Nephew walks in without knocking like usual
    >Don't give a fuck
    >He asks if I am watching MLP, I say yeah its funny
    >He doesn't get it
    >Switch to watching regular show, he likes it, all is forgotten.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)14:45 No.21398585
    >Keep second profile running with manly things
    >someone walks in
    >windows L
    >sees manly things
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)14:52 No.21398700
    >5 year old cousin comes to visit
    >i assume we will discuss MLP
    >ask her if she's seen it
    >she stares at me in utter confusion
    >i retreat into my pit of shame
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)14:54 No.21398742
    I knew children weren't the demographic, man children are.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)15:00 No.21398845
    Wow, they absolute suck then. They will all be fired and executed for such incompetence.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)15:02 No.21398886

    >>can't spell
    >no spelling errors in the linked post
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)15:11 No.21399046
    You guys, seriously? You guys...

    Come on.
    I'm laughing my ass off at this whole thread.
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    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)15:25 No.21399264


    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)15:29 No.21399321
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    OP, deal with it. Seriously. Act like nothing happened. And if he asks or tells anyone, act casually. Soon, no fucks will be given.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)15:29 No.21399323
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    >what do I do?

    Not be a faggot and stop watching MLP.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)15:30 No.21399340
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    >he's embarrassed t be caught watching MLP
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)15:36 No.21399437
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    This show has tons of action, obviously noone in this thread can handle it.

    This is a troll thread right? Cause I see neither trolling nor actual discussion. /co/ kind of sucks right now to be honest. I'm gonna go Hagann Dazs.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)15:38 No.21399459
    Next time invite him to watch it with you.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)15:39 No.21399477


    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)15:45 No.21399575
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    Okay, so I'm playing NationStates and today's issue has come up for decision: what to do about prostitution in my nation? I have three options:
    A. Legalize it.
    B. Outlaw it.
    C. Make it a state-run industry.

    What would Princess Celestia do?
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)15:48 No.21399628
    Outlaw it, but then again she is a dictator, and dictators are all evil. So the only solution is to legalize and tax it.
    >> That Other Brony 11/22/10(Mon)15:51 No.21399686
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    >>21399628 implying prostitution is inherently evil
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)15:52 No.21399702
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    >friend walks in, sees me writing second part of my fic.
    >Accuses me of being a furry and dropping my weeaboo ways.
    >Tell friend, this about their human form
    >Friend reads fic
    >Friend ends up watching all episodes on youtube
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)15:52 No.21399710
    Actually that's in no way what I implied, re read my post.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)15:53 No.21399724
    Make it a state run industry and as a way of population control
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)15:54 No.21399744
    Just tell me you weren't fappin
    >> The Diabolical Sketchman 11/22/10(Mon)15:55 No.21399750
    Celestia would make it an occupation and cut back on taxes to those who have a job in prostitution and give benefits
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)15:58 No.21399808
    Male prostitution or female? Equestria is a matriarchy, after all.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)16:00 No.21399857
    Annnnnnnnnnnnd this is the reason all women are attention whoring sluts.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)16:02 No.21399897

    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)16:03 No.21399904
    Similar to me and my gf. Asked her to watch the first ep and later found out she finished watching the rest ~Lesbian Ponies Together~
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)16:04 No.21399921
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    Obviously female, males are only used for breeding. They are not for recreational use.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)16:05 No.21399939
    OP I'm a little late but you could always say you're a hipster and you were watching it 'ironically' cause it's what all the cool kids do.
    >> Anonycat 11/22/10(Mon)16:06 No.21399945

    Think of Final Fantasy and the Mithra race- females exponentially outnumber males, so all Mithra men aren't allowed to become adventurers because they are needed for breeding and can't risk them being killed or lost.
    Male ponies are the same- they are kept around so they could engendrate the next generation or Equestria would collapse in just two generations.
    Now you are aware that even two retards like Snips and Snails will have their own harem of waifus while you are lucky if the middle aged cashier of the minimarket can remember your name.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)16:06 No.21399957
    Waiter pony and Big Mac have long dispelled this theory. In fact the creator of the show herself expressed her disdain at the theory.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)16:07 No.21399967
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    >250 posts and 70 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)16:07 No.21399980
    Wait, what? some troll brought up the vibrator anyway.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)16:08 No.21399989
    New to pony threads, I see.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)16:08 No.21399994
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    Well I reject both your realities and substitute my own.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)16:09 No.21399999
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    >implying I want the middle aged cashier of the minimarket to remember my name.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)16:09 No.21400002
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    I want your boyfriend to be my boyfriend
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)16:09 No.21400009
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    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)16:11 No.21400024
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    >Watching new episode of MLP
    >Dad walks in without knocking like usual
    >Freak out and minimize.
    >Dad says its cool if I'm watching porn, everyone does.
    >Maximizes tab, sees ponies
    >Dad-"Why are you such a gigantic faggot!?"
    >Tells him to fuck off
    >Dad-"You're a disgrace to the family, and I will teach you to not look at this gay shit again!"
    >The rest of the day passes by and goes to bed
    >Finds a pony's severed head in bed when waking up
    >Screams in terror
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)16:11 No.21400029
    But that doesn't make any sense. Men are, by nature, disposable. 1 male can father hundreds of offspring (possibly thousands if his sperm is collected and distributed in rationed amounts) in the time it takes a female to produce a single one.

    Babies in Equestria are produced by magic. That's the only feasible explanation.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)16:11 No.21400030
    I think he's going to leave me for fluttershy anyway.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)16:12 No.21400038
    >implying you will take a nice guy unless he's hot.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)16:12 No.21400040
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    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)16:13 No.21400046
    and then you realize you are a fox
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)16:13 No.21400051
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    the theory that males are used only for breeding? are you saying Lauren Faust endorses the idea of Big Mac and waiter pony having recreational sex?
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)16:14 No.21400063
    Just say it's funny as hell when you're high bro. Drugs are the perfect excuse for anything
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)16:15 No.21400074
    That sounds about right. Just in case though, go ahead and ask her!
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)16:15 No.21400078
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    >implying you're alone because hambeasts refuse to date you, and not the other way around
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)16:16 No.21400088
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    Unless male ponies are the ones who..bear...the....OH GOD.

    Seahorse males are the ones who carry the babies...... Seaponies. Ponies.

    We're through the looking glass here, people.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)16:16 No.21400092
    Sorry, you are a complete moron and completely misinterpreted what I said.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)16:16 No.21400093
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    So from the last thread it seems that there were not many bronies in the last Trixie thread so I guess I'll repeat it again. That thread gotten me in the mood of making three different fics.
    1. Trixie comes back to take temporary shelter and realises that she ain't all that special and starts apologising for her bullshit.
    2. Lemon fic of Trixie getting her just desserts from Applejack and Big Mac (with lots of rope).
    3. Trixie gets in trouble and is blackmailed by one of Applejack's relatives in another town (angry sex and slash perhaps).
    Which do you want first for tonight, bronies?
    >> Anonycat 11/22/10(Mon)16:17 No.21400102
    >>21400029 Men are, by nature, disposable.

    Whoa, illiterate femnazi hambeast detected.
    Have you ever heard about something called "Inbreeding" and "genepool?" One man's sperm can engendrate a whole new generation indeed, but when that new generation needs to create the next one, genetic degeneration will kick in.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)16:18 No.21400104
    >1. Trixie comes back to take temporary shelter and realises that she ain't all that special and starts apologising for her bullshit.

    This one would give me happy closure.

    The other ones make me feel kind of gross. No offense.
    >> Codzilla !jaCksONL3M 11/22/10(Mon)16:18 No.21400115
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    What'd you say? Michael Jackson pony?
    If you're not trolling, i just might watch that show.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)16:19 No.21400125
    Fuck you I cannot refute that out of hand
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)16:19 No.21400132
    Not that guy, but ham beasts have never shown any interest in me. The girls that do are generally reasonably attractive. I'm alone mostly due to not giving a fuck, and not being proactive with regards to relationships. Standards do play into it a bit, because the few girls assertive enough to actual get something to happen tend to be not someone I care to be with.

    Physical appearance is pretty irrelevant though.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)16:19 No.21400136
    he/she/it is probably quite a ways off from such things. Nice job doing your duty though and educating that poor child.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)16:20 No.21400139
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    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)16:20 No.21400149
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    >implying I would even want to be in a relationship, period.
    >> King Cheetah 11/22/10(Mon)16:21 No.21400161
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    Watching new episode of Batman Brave & Bold
    Dad walks in without knocking like usual
    Freak out and minimize.
    Dad says its cool if I'm watching porn, everyone does.
    maximizes tab, sees childish Sprang art that was embarrassing in the 50's
    Dad - "Why am I not surprised?"

    I love how one idiot fandom will try to lord it over other fandoms, but fails to apply the same critisms to THEIR beloved thing. I'm sorry if all the bronies on /co/ are eating up valuable bandwidth from the 96 Batman threads...
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)16:23 No.21400193
    Which is true, if you're literally in a Y: The Last Man kind of situation. However, I think it's fairly safe to assume that such a system would have to be somewhat institutionalized and regulated. There isn't just one male, so they have what few are around father hundreds of offspring, then ensure the next generation is properly intermingled to maintain diversity.

    But really, the IT'S FUCKING MAGIC theory is a lot cleaner.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)16:24 No.21400205
    Sure, but as long as there's a decent population size, you can comfortably have one man per three woman (in humans). This is why men go to war. There are more men than are necessary, and thus a significant portion of men is disposable.

    >Whoa, illiterate femnazi hambeast detected.
    I am not that person, but I am a slender male academian. It is simple fact.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)16:24 No.21400207
    >no greentexting
    >Please select your gun
    >Then select yourself
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)16:26 No.21400242
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    You know, I want to see Seaponies in ML:FIM.
    I want to see Baby Seaponies.
    I want to see Baby Seaponies wearing innertubes.

    Mainly because I want to see the look on Twilight Sparkle's face when she realizes fish are wearing flotation devices.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)16:27 No.21400255
    you mean Pinkie with flippers and those arm flotation inflatables weren't enough?
    >> Anonycat 11/22/10(Mon)16:29 No.21400280
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    >>21400205 1 male can father hundreds of offspring (possibly thousands if his sperm is collected and distributed in rationed amounts)

    Nice backpedaling, but no.

    > I am a slender male

    Compared to who? The Blob?
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)16:29 No.21400294
    Okay, that's one vote for option one.
    Any other takers?
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)16:30 No.21400300
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    you mean like this?
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)16:31 No.21400328
    Nice job taking everything back... "ONE MAN CAN IMPREGNATE THOUSANDS!"... oh I mean maybe three.

    ok kid.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)16:31 No.21400331
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    err, i mean...
    >> Anonycat 11/22/10(Mon)16:31 No.21400332

    I want to see Pinkie Pie starting a random song during a long trip, much for everybody's annoyance. When she starts to sing "Shoo be doo~" someone should interrupt her and that would be the shout out of the week.
    >> Noboru Yamaguchi !!l5VYv2ROMg5 11/22/10(Mon)16:31 No.21400335
    I'll second it even though I'm not a fan of fan-fiction.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)16:32 No.21400350
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    Where can i watch this show online, by the way?
    >> Anonycat 11/22/10(Mon)16:33 No.21400367
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    Capcha ate my pic.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)16:34 No.21400384
    Ehh, I'm not sure. The sweet inner child of mine votes for option 1, but pervertedness leans more towards 2.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)16:34 No.21400386
    >Nice backpedaling, but no.
    I'm not that guy. I only refuted the thing you said that was wrong. Although it is true that one male can father hundreds of offspring. We know this because rich Saudis do it. This is probably not too healthy for their gene pool, though, and they have poorer people to intermarry with, so it's no proof of the long-term viability of this practice.

    >Compared to who? The Blob?
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)16:34 No.21400392
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)16:35 No.21400406
    >I am not that person
    >> Anonycat 11/22/10(Mon)16:35 No.21400413
    >>21400350 <-- This guy/girl is uploading the episodes to youtube.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)16:37 No.21400449
    #4. Odd unexplained magical occurrences start happening, people blame Twilight. In the end they find out it's Trixie. Twilight punishes her it involves rope and unicorn horn play
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)16:38 No.21400458
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    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)16:39 No.21400489
    Blah... should have stated that in the original post there.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)16:40 No.21400512
    I did. Learn to fucking read.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)16:41 No.21400530
    moeshit is the cancer that is killing tha cartoon industry
    >> KinkyMare !!Lt2QVxFBHMB 11/22/10(Mon)16:42 No.21400554
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    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)16:42 No.21400556
    Genetic diseases say what up?
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)16:42 No.21400562
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    I forgot I have this thing i edited, I should edit it again and add a dancing Pinkie Pie to it.

    >captcha: Younled neigh
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)16:43 No.21400567
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    Why don't I have any pony art?
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)16:43 No.21400573
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)16:44 No.21400595
    There are quite a few, any preferences? The anthro ponies seem to cause a bit of stir, but if you don't like that there are wallpapers and sketches as well.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)16:46 No.21400623
    I know at least one of you has the lyrics to Pinkie Pie's song from the second episode.

    Go on, post them. You know you want to. And even if you don't, you should anyway.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)16:46 No.21400627
    Why the hell would Other M Samus be your waifu? She was a piece of shit who broke down every time an enemy appeared and has every power from the beginning of the game but is too retarded to actually use them.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)16:47 No.21400633
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    Fill a folder with Derpy.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)16:47 No.21400646
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)16:49 No.21400660

    Does someone have the "My Little Wall of Pony threads" that often pops up around these threads? I see this guy is new.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)16:49 No.21400671

    he wants a woman who comes prebroken in.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)16:49 No.21400674
    I was referring to Giygas guys.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)16:49 No.21400679
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    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)16:50 No.21400690
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    >Watching new episode of MLP
    >Dad walks in without knocking like usual
    >Freak out and minimize.
    >Dad says its cool if I'm watching porn, everyone does.
    >Maximizes tab, sees ponies
    >Dad backs away slowly, then opens the door
    >Get on the floor
    >Everybody walk the dinosaur
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)16:51 No.21400710
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    Added to the list.
    Okay, that's 3 for the normal fic, 1 for option 2 since double votes are fine with me and 1 for option 3 because I can vote too. Come on, bronies! I know you like fics let me hear your opinions!
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)16:51 No.21400711
    When I was a little filly and the sun was going dooooooooooooooooown
    The darkness and the shadows they would always make me froooooooooooooown
    I'd hide under the pillows from what I thought I saw
    Til Granny Pie said that wasn't the way to deal with fears at all
    She said "Pinky, you gotta stand up tall. Learn to face your fears. You'll see that they can't hurt you just laugh to make them disappear"
    Ha ha ha.


    Giggle at the ghostly
    Guffaw at the grossly
    Crack up at the creepy
    Woop it up with the weepy
    Chortle at the cooky
    Snortle at the spooky

    And to tell that big old scary face to take a hike and leave you alone and if he thinks he's scary then he's got another thing coming and the very idea of such a thing just makes you wanna HAHHAHAAHAHA laaaauuuuuuugh.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)16:51 No.21400718
    I'm casting my vote for option 1.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)16:53 No.21400750
    Ho, ho, ho! Well, if it isn't fat stinking pony Billy Boy in poison! How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap, stinking chip oil? Come and get one in the yarbles, if ya have any yarbles, you eunuch jelly thou!
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)16:55 No.21400774
    I vote #1
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)16:58 No.21400811
    Option 1, I guess
    The other choices aren't really my bag
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)17:00 No.21400839
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    I'm voting for 3 because I'm curious as to how it'll turn out.

    Pic related.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)17:03 No.21400894

    The idea of Fluttershy being forced to wear a collar and leash is both enraging and arousing.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)17:04 No.21400923

    Option 4 please.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)17:05 No.21400936
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    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)17:05 No.21400938
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    So what's this I hear about a fluttershy episode? I was thinking of going back to the drinking game now that my liver has recovered from ep 4
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)17:07 No.21400956
    are there any good gifs of Pinkie Pie doing some kind of dance, i just realized I don't have a way to rip and convert FLVs on this box.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)17:07 No.21400958
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    >> KinkyMare !!Lt2QVxFBHMB 11/22/10(Mon)17:07 No.21400961
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    Did someone say "The Great and Powerful Trixie"?
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)17:08 No.21400991
    she's supposed to confront a sleeping dragon.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)17:11 No.21401035
    fuckin HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!thehornpokingthroughthelittleh
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)17:12 No.21401045
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    Well it's nice to know where it's from. I'm still curious as to what the fuck was said.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)17:13 No.21401057
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    Oh liver aches at the thought. Any rules or ideas: Fluttershy making me go Daw is far too broad...maybe pick a specific case of it?
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)17:16 No.21401126
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    >> Anonycat 11/22/10(Mon)17:19 No.21401173

    1. Trixie returns with a new show and a new set of vastly improved magic abilities, but everybody still think of her as a pretentious fraud and nobody wants to deal with her again. Fluttershy (who wasn't pn Ponyville during trixie's fiasco) decides to give her the benefit of the doubt against everybody's warnings.
    Shit happens, Fluttershy is captured by a huge monster while she was trying to befriend the monster's offspring (the monster thought she was a threat against them) everybody rush to the rescue but the monster is way too strong and clever to be defeated, everyone gets captured and are about to be turned into monster food.
    Suddenly, Trixie appears, and starts performing her stage magic act in front of the monster and cubs, for everyone's surprise and confusion. During her performance, she conjures a "monster" made of lights and fireworks, and the big monster immediately forgets about the ponies and goes to fight this new menace against it's cubs- which is the clue for Trixie and the ponies to use the magic trick codenamed as "RLF" (Run Like Fuck)
    During their escape, Trixie uses her magic tricks to help and guide the ponies, until they all finally leave the monster's lair. For everybody's surprise, she doesn't brags about this feat and doesn't attempt to demonize the monster either- she and Fluttershy understand it was only trying to protect it's cubs - this change of character deeply impresses the ponies and they return home pondering a lot of things..
    >> KinkyMare !!Lt2QVxFBHMB 11/22/10(Mon)17:20 No.21401189

    >Fluttershy in a party hat

    >> Anonycat 11/22/10(Mon)17:20 No.21401201
    The next day, the news have spreaded and Trixie is quickly forgiven and accepted as a true friend on Ponyville, she is very grateful for this new chance and gives everybody her best performance show ever before saying farewell to continue her way through Equestria, but promises to return someday.
    The fic ends with Twilight writing to Celestia about how sometimes, all what a person needs is a second chance to redeem themselves, but for that, one needs to learn to put oneself in their horseshoes to see things from their perspective..
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)17:21 No.21401218
    Yeah it's a tricky read. Basically a teenage thug runs across a guy he hates and says the equivalent of "Haha, Well if it isn't my old acquaintance who is a total dick now. How are you, you piece of shit?
    Come over here so I can kick you in the balls, If you have any balls, that is! You nutless pussy!"
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)17:31 No.21401380
    Meanwhile, Twilight is on a mission in outer space, right?
    Because Teleport.

    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)17:33 No.21401423
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    Stupid adorable Derpy Hooves.
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    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)17:36 No.21401478
    Option 1: 7
    Option 2:2
    Option 3: 2
    Option 4: 2
    Okay, it's obviouse that 1 is going to be the winner here so I'll be starting that one tonight. Bare with me that I have class until 9. Plus that's going to be a fairly long one too. I still want to work on the others too and were going to need a tiebreaker so no. 1 is off the list. We'll be voiding through 2 to 4 now. Cast your votes, fellow bronies!
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)17:37 No.21401489
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    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)17:38 No.21401511
    So /co/ what is the 'official' canon about that pony? Retarded pony named Derpy Hooves or the mailmare with a slow eye named Brighteyes?
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)17:39 No.21401525
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    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)17:40 No.21401551
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    Purple Derpy is Perpy
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)17:41 No.21401561
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    I think it's Mailmare. That's what I prefer anyways.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)17:43 No.21401588

    >>you are now aware of DEM HIPS
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)17:43 No.21401589
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    I personally go with: slightly dim pony named Brighteyes who has a lazy eye. She is a slightly inept but lovable mail carrier, and has the nickname Derpy Hooves.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)17:43 No.21401590
    I like the mailmare version. Although I can see her being a bit "out there" due to all the weird shit that seems to keep happening around her.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)17:46 No.21401638
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    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)17:51 No.21401734
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    what if you get an upgrade?
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)17:52 No.21401743
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    Check this shit out, it's my room. The red dot is my current location, the three black filled rectangles are a TV, a monitor, and a laptop, the brown is all assorted furniture, the empty black rectancles are a bed and a couch (I'm sitting on the bed.) and the blue line by my bed is a window. Now, the areas I've hastily filled with green indicate visibility upon entry; the dark green being fully visible, and light being visable above 4 foot. I have had my dad walk in while I was taking a hit off my bong; I blew it out the window fan, walked into a visible area, and asked what he wanted. I could have my pants off and a freshly jizzed in tissue in my hand, and probably still get myselfe covered and composed before anyone would walk in. On the downside, I dont bring people over, cause my room is a cave (And my parents are fucked in the head crazy, but thats another story), on the upside, I dont get caught in compromising positions.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)17:52 No.21401750
    Voted for 2 before, would like to cast another vote for 4 if possible.
    Y'know, in case you're gonna do more than one.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)17:54 No.21401792
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)17:56 No.21401817
    I like this version. Everyone gets what they want!
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)17:58 No.21401854

    This sounds astonishingly similar to my Gilda Fanfic.

    Just with more magical rescue and less saving pinkie pie from wolves.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)18:03 No.21401939
    That sounds like my GildaXPinkie fic only with less sex and all that other stuff you said.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)18:14 No.21402157
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    You know, I was kinda into the "Pony Waifu" thing, but then I realized how little I would match up with any of them.

    Applejack, Pinkie Pie, and Rainbow Dash all have far too much energy for me to even hope to match. Plus, you know, RD is more into Candy Vag. I have no interest in fashion or "culture" like Raity, and though I do enjoy quite a bit of reading, Twilight Sparkle suffers from that socially inept thing and I'm not sure Sci-fi really matches with magical studies. Fluttershy maybe, but there is something about her that I don't think would mesh well with me, no matter how cute she is.

    And I've put waaaay too much though into this.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)18:15 No.21402172

    Every time someone says "Bright Eyes" I think of that depressing as shit Garfunkel song written for Watership Down.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)18:25 No.21402326
    How can the fiiiiiiiiiiiire that burned so brightly suddenly burn so pale? Briiiiight eyyyyyyes.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)18:25 No.21402329
    The only problem with calling her Bright Eyes is that one of the ponies from My Little Pony Tales already had that name.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)18:30 No.21402395
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    Someone asked for this.

    Derpy mailmare build - flash cs3
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)18:32 No.21402436
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    That's fucking awesome.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)18:35 No.21402498
    Cool! Is it on the same color as the other build?
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)18:37 No.21402538
    Yeah I used the original build, just added the bag and mail. Nothing else was changed other than tweaking the wing position slightly to accommodate both wing poses.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)18:40 No.21402576
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    >That sounds like my GildaXPinkie fic only with less sex and all that other stuff you said.

    Is it actually done? I have yet to read a MLP yuri fapfic, let alone see any. I hear people in these threads say they are going to write one occasionally, but then they never produce.

    It's funny how some of the only MLP fapfics that were written that weren't just two paragraphs long were shitty yaoi/bara stories about OCDNS ponies.
    >> KinkyMare !!Lt2QVxFBHMB 11/22/10(Mon)18:40 No.21402590

    don't close your eyes derpy that'll only make things worse oh god ;_;
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)18:41 No.21402598
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    Also here are the most recent Flash CS3 fanbuilds of Rainbow Dash, Twilight Sparkle and Fluttershy.

    The RD and TS ones have optional eyebrows now so this pack is definitely improved. If you grabbed the first 2 versions, you're well off grabbing this one instead because of the eyebrows.
    All body part symbols have alternate views/mouths/parts as frames, there are left and right views of each character. Fluttershy has an optional blush. :3

    Please enjoy. and post what you do here or whatever. They might not be professional, but I tried to make them look like the show, so the least you can do is have some fun with them. There should be enough mouths to do some sort of lipsync.

    The heads are done so that you can animate their faces independently so it won't screw up if you also want to make their heads move.

    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)18:49 No.21402734
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    Currently working on the continuation which is TwilightXCelestia
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)18:50 No.21402745
    Aww, I remember shopping the little mailbag onto a picture of Derpy. Thanks, brony.
    >> Skywishes 11/22/10(Mon)18:52 No.21402773
    new rule to the drinking game... every time someone says "the great and powerful Trixi", take a shot
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)18:52 No.21402778
    Thanks, pal! Looks like there aren't a lot of bronies on this thread, s maybe you should post it on the plus thread.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)18:53 No.21402790
    >watch GPT video on youtube
    >sent to emergency room with alcohol poisoning.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)18:57 No.21402840
    All the builds so far are in the +thread. You just have to look for them.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)18:59 No.21402868
    I didn't know if those new versions had been posted.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)19:08 No.21403011
    Yeah it's just copypasta from the +thread anyway.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)19:10 No.21403055
    Oh OK, thanks.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)19:14 No.21403128
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    what's the drinking game? drink every time you HHHHHNNNNNNNGGGGGGHH!!!!!!!!!! ?
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)19:16 No.21403157
    I am currently working on Applejack, Pinkie Pie and Rarity, although I'm not looking forward to all those gradients on Rarity's hair. :/
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)19:23 No.21403271
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    [greentext]>Walk into the TV room
    >My sister, 15, is watching that Tinkerbell show on Disney or whatever.
    >She blushes and calls herself childish.
    >I don't say a word and back out of the room slowly, thinking the whole time that I have even LESS high ground and she will never know.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)19:26 No.21403307
    I can only guess. Someone tried vectoring her hair and the program ust refused to do it.
    >> Anonymous 11/22/10(Mon)19:28 No.21403356
    You were there?

    Goddamit, you are a fucking bro.
    >> Manefag 11/22/10(Mon)19:29 No.21403370
    Brony, man, you have a perfect chance to bond here.

    Burn all six episodes to DVD and watch them with her. Tell her why it's good, and try to instill in her a taste in good animation. If that Tinkerbell shit is half as horrid as the Barbie movies, neither you or your parents want her watching it.

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