Rainbow Dash is my kid's favorite, I suppose that means I am raising a lesbian. I prefer Twilight Sparkle.

>>21364260
>>21364260
>>21364260

Fluttershy

Flutter ofc.

Why even ask?

I'm leaning heavily towards go grow the fuck up you twelve year old closet furfaggots and stop worshipping a cartoon with shit animation and some of the most pedantic storyelling this side of K-ON!

I still don't even know what to say about this shit. I shake my head in bewildered disbelief IRL every time I see one of these threads. I've never been so embarassed for so many other people, goddamn.

fuckin DASH

snips and snails.
I'd watch a fucking show just about those two.

QUIT STALLING AND VANQUISH IT, EH.

>My face when grown men watch My Little Pony.

Rainbow Dash is just Buttercup in pony form

>>21368111
I have never watched this new MLP, but now know for a fact that Rainbow Dash would be my favorite.

Big Macintosh. eh gets all the bitches and doesn't afraid of anything.

My favorite pony is which ever one kills the most people.

>>21368111

DASH IS HER OWN CHARACTER FUCK OFF FAGGOT

>>21368089

>My face when I watch My Little Pony

>>21368227
Not enough tears resulting from you realizing how pathetic you are.

Fluttershy is mai waifu.

But my favorite pony is Pinkie Pie hooves down.

>>21367886
pshh.. least your stupid ass genes end with her, tardo.

(yes I am randomly insulting someone for no reason.)

Pony power rankings fluctuate like fucking crazy.

But I think maybe Pinkie or Dash.

>>21368242

>hooves down

Would you fuck a real pony if it had the voice and coloring of one of the MLP ponies?

>>21368276
AAAAAaaaaan there you have it. Youre all just closet furfaggots.

>>21368276
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fS7v9rtm3Y

>>21368276
Seriously? Come on.

RAINBOW DA--
>read thread
Hm. Well, I do like Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie quite a bit.

To be honest I hope they have a Rarity-centric episode soon. She's the only pony we haven't seen a whole lot of so far, so it's hard to really get attached to her.

clearly: unicorns = the elite
Pegasus = the air force
earth ponies = the middle class.
donkeys = the dregs
dragons = slaves.

>>21368276
No.

>>21368276

>>21368276
No, but I'd fuck a human girl with the personality of one of the characters from the show.

>>21368276
No, I would be rich because I just found a talking horse.

>>21368324
I'd fuck an human girl with a cutie mark too.

>>21367943

It always makes me smile when people use that pic.


Also, fluttershy.

>>21368276
With all that trotting I'm sure they are already nice and lubed up so you could slip right in. When applejack was super tired it would have been super easy to edge in a couple slippy inners.

>>21368345

Just a tramp stamp bro

..Rainbow Dash...

Which one has the biggest penis?

Twilight Sparkle, followed by a tie between Dash and Pinkie.

Just another reminder:

Youre all 6 foot faggots with the same taste as that tweenage girl that only listens to Justin Bieber while she paints her nails.

Rainbow Dash, no contest

Tomboy
Lesbian
Speedster

What's not to love?

>>21368391
Oh I highly doubt she watches cartoons, let alone My Little Pony.

>>21368391

I think Twilight Sparkle is underrated. She's the main character so she has to be more level-headed than the others, but she isn't an annoying know-it-all either. She makes mistakes and learns lessons just like all the other ponies.

It's also fun to watch her try her best to maintain her friendships.

Twilight Sparkle.

Honestly, I usually don't like the main character of shows, minor characters always seem to steal the spotlight, but the writers have successfully made Twilight into a really awesome protagonist.

Props to the voice actress as well; she's amazing.

>>21368111

As in they're both annoying butch lesbians who need to calm down and enjoy a nice dicking.

Pinkie Pie is obviously the best and only choice.

I have translated the first three episodes into Spanish. I have already made the .srt files.

I may release them but I'm just checking on a few final touches.

Mind you, I take good care of my translations so they are properly adapted to Spanish speakers as well as make good use of grammar, unlike, many fan made translations I've seen for other shows, which look like they were transcribed by a 4th grader or something.

>I have translated the first three episodes into Spanish.


Ummm. ..Bueno? I guess...I dont think anyone here really needs it to not be eglish but tats cool

I'm going with AJ. Honest and when she sees a problem takes it head-on.

>>21368433
Good work!

>>21368378

Damn, I was hoping for Rainbow in Elton John garb from the thumbnail.

....Requesting that now.

As I said in the old thread, to whoever wanted Applejack pulling Apple Bloom in the applecart, I finished it but Apple Bloom's a bit half-assed.

Also, scanner still broken. I was hoping to get these drawings scanned tomorow but it doesn't look like I'm gonna be that lucky. :[

>>21368486
No rush, I appreciate the effort.

>>21368445

The reason is clear, my fellow anon.

We need more of us....
more of us...
more of us...

>>21368240 my face when you're too insecure in your masculinity to watch a funny cartoon because the characters are all girls

Pinkie Pie all day erry day. Pony's hilarious, and adorable.

I love all the ponies.

I guess Fluttershy is my least favourite, and then Rarity? But that's only because they haven't had an episode where they can shine!

They're all good characters. I guess if I had to pick one to be my favourite, I'd pick Twilight.

>>21368517
http://vocaroo.com/?media=veVPZG7n4SskCWffX

>>21368531
exploitable animation is exploitable

>>21368517
I never realized how bad ol' Joey's teeth were. Shouldna purged all those...dentists?

>>21368564

A werewolf Pinkie Pie?

>>21368589
Nooooo...

Rainbow Dash.

>>21368602
I don't get whatever it is you're impl--

Ohhh...
God fucking dammit, /co/.

>>21368531
Give Pinkie Pie a tongue.
The rest will handle itself.

I'm pretty sure Cynder would be an awesome addition to friendship is magic. Here's why.

1) She is cute, and all cute things have something to do with the show in some way.

2) Shes a dragon, and spike would have someone to hang out with.

3) Shes (possibly) bi, so fluttershy could have a dragon to go scaly on, since we all know flutter is in fact a scaly.

4) She is faster than rainbowdash, providing her with a challenge.

5) She could teach twilight shadow magic, furthering her ambition to be a lich.

6) Cynder would have just used fear on the ursa minor, making it run away saving several of the buildings that were destroyed before twilight responded.

Ok guys, who's ready for some Applejack/Big Mac fluff?! Anyone?

Rarity.

>>21368922

Bring it on. :3

"Phew!" said Applejack, as she laid down next to Big Macintosh. "Finally done." She sighed. Even with the help of her friends, it had taken several more days to finish harvesting all the apples. Now that it was all done, Applejack wondered how she ever thought she could have done it all herself.

Big Mac glanced at her, and then back at whatever magazine he was reading. "You sure this time?" He leaned his head forward a bit to turn the page.

"Sure as sugar," said Applejack, containing a yawn. "Just got the last of them. Sure am tired, and glad to finally be able to relax a little." Without thinking about it, Applejack leaned up against Big Mac, resting her head on his side.

A loud hiss of pain erupted from Big Macintosh, and Applejack bolted back up straight. Chuckling slightly she said, "Sorry about that." Big Mac just glared at her for a moment, but it didn't take long for his expression to soften up again. "Still real tender is it?"

"Not as much as it used to be," was all he said.

"I thought all this lounging about would've gotten you all better by now."

Big Mac didn't glance at her. "Guess not."

Applejack suddenly had an idea. She grinned. "Well don't you worry big brother, your little sister is here to make everything better!" Although exactly how, Applejack wasn't sure. Suddenly, a thought occurred to her.

Maybe she was still suffering from exhaustion. Or maybe all those bumps on the head had caused some sort of temporary brain damage. Whatever it was, Applejack didn't really care at the moment.

Applejack nudged Big Mac a bit, and waited for him to turn his head to look at her. And when he did, she kissed him. From the very beginning, it wasn't a very sisterly sort of kiss.

To be fair, Applejack had always had a tiny crush on her big brother. How could she not? He was the most eligible bachelor in all of Ponyville. He was smart, understanding, kind, and for her specifically, he'd always been there. Even with his injury during this year's applebuck season, he would have helped her out if she'd have been so selfish as to ask for it.

>>21368781

>>21368922
I've been waiting for this.

It didn't take long for Big Macintosh to pull away. Applejack's ears flattened involuntarily as brother and sister stared at each other for a moment. Why had she does that? It didn't make any sense why she would have gone and done that! Before she had a change to get up and run away, Big Mac spoke.

"You do know we're brother and sister, right?" he said, in a slow voice, as if he was putting great thought into each syllable.

Applejack's eyes darted every which way, looking for something to hold her attention that wasn't Big Mac. She continued to avoid his gaze as she said, "Yep."

Face still impassive, Big Mac said, "Just makin' sure."

Applejack didn't have time to be shocked before she felt the presence of lips against hers. Her eyes widened in surprise as she saw her big brother willingly kissing her! Despit the pleasing sensation, Applejack didn't know what to think, and so pulled away.

"Now wait just a minute!" said Applejack, confused. "What in the hay you think yer doing?"

Big Mac just looked at her, face slightly puzzled. "Kissing you," he said.

"Well I know that much! But you just said - I mean, we're siblings! Siblings don't do that!"

"Didn't seem to stop you from doing it first. Seemed to be something about making me feel better." He gave a faint smile as he rolled his eyes.

Applejack thought about it for a moment. Yeah that was true. She did it. And she liked it. And that was all the thinking she was gonna do on that subject.

"I guess you're right big brother," she said, before leaning in for another quick kiss. "Feeling any better?"

Another small smile. "Yep."

Applejack nuzzled against Big Mac, this time being careful to not bump into his injury.

"Told you I'd make everything better."

The End.

You can add a "AND THEN THEY FUCKED" at the end of that if you want.

Maybe Rainbow Dash.

Or Pinkie Pie.

Or Applejack.

>>21369083
Aww :3 And now I want to write some stuff, that put me in a writing mood.

>>21369054
>pony incest fapfic is chaste kissing
:3

Rainbow Dash
Lesbian Pride!

>>21369149

I did say it was fluff. :3

I'm probably going to write another one that's just a lemon.

>>21369256
Have all the money it takes to get it done.

>>21368987
>>21369006
>>21369054
I can't stop envisioning two horses trying to french each other. That shit looks weird.

>>21368419
Twilight Sparkle lost a lot of points with me in the Trixie episode. She was downright retarded regarding that whole not showing off thing. Actually that episode just sucked in general so maybe I shouldn't hold it against her.

>>21369338
Yeah, they sort of have the wrong sort of mouth.

>>21369367
The poor filly's never had friends. She's a shut-in that's never interacted with other ponies before. She clearly has some anxiety issues, too.

It seemed believable to me.

>>21369386

I do believe you have converted me to twilight is my waifu.

Thanks a lot

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LE6DJj0ngU&feature=related

Need I truly say more, /co/?

>>21369367
>She was downright retarded regarding that whole not showing off thing.
That's because she has the social skills of a reclusive neckbeard. The only reason she went to Ponyville in the first place was to make friends so she could defeat the ancient prophecy of Nightmare Moon. And now that she has all these friends that she loves so much, she doesn't want to do anything to drive them away, which is easier said than done when you've never had the experience of having friends before.

>>21369367

Really? I liked it... one of my favourites yet.

I like the whole idea that Twilight is unsure of her place in ponyville and amongst her friends.. it's pretty much one of the fundaments of her character. She's new, both to the region and to the whole, yknow, 'friend' thing. She feels that she desperately needs to please her friends to earn their trust and respect, but stumbles over herself by doing so and getting the completely wrong idea of what would be a good impression to make... and furthermore forgetting that she doesnt NEED to prove anything to her companions, as they love her unconditionally anyway.

She's socially awkward, it's practically her hat

>>21369386

Episode 1, she was actually more interested in studying than friends.

Gilda is the only respectable choice.

>>21369438
That's because they had just MET, she doesn't really consider them friends until the end of episode 2.

>reading a My Little Pony thread on /co/
>realizing I have no life
>my face

>>21369438
She'd never had real friends at that point, so she figured it was a mess of busybodies. Also, she was a bit concerned about the whole "Luna" thing.

>>21369448

She was more interested in studying at the very beginning before she went to Ponyville, too.

You know what I thought was out of character for Twilight? When she told Pinkie Pie that she was jealous. I can't really imagine Twilight being willing to say stuff like that. I think Applejack should have done that bit.

You will NEVER be transferred to Ponyville as an additional aide to Twilight Sparkle, helping her delve into the history of Equestria and study the intricacies of magic and lore. And you will certainly NEVER mutually develop a co-workers crush on each other, growing more and more enthralled with the other until both of your mutual feelings finally surface, resulting in a passionate night of giggling intellectual discussion topped off by tender lovemaking between two, socially awkward ponies, hearing her scream in pleasure as she levitates you both into the night sky, disappearing together between the stars

while Dash watches

>>21369492
That's because she didn't know the Magic of Friendship™ yet. She's still a huge bookworm, she just makes time for her friends, too.

>>21368934
This is the only other brony besides me whose favorite pony is Rarity in this thread of almost 100 posts.

I guess that makes our kind pretty rare

>>21369517
I like these.

Applejack.

>>21369512
You don't have to be an extrovert to know what jealousy is.

>>21369526
most of /co/ is socially akward or strange, so twilight, flutter, and even dash are better candidates for them.

you on the other hand see yourself as successful, and someone such as rarity is in "your league".

Everyone else needs someone with less confidence than themselves.

>>21369526

Hey hey, make that 3 bro

In fact I'm trying to finish a darned Rarity fic as we speak... although it's more of a joke idea than anything meant to be particularly engaging

>>21369559
But I'm as antisocial and beta as they come, and I still adore Rarity

>>21369526
another Rarity fan here
guess the others just aren't fabulous enough

I think, deep down, every brony just wants Rarity to get her own episode

Then we'll decide

Here's my fic in pic form, so that I never have to re-paste it again.

>>21369633

You postan in the +thread?

Coming from a small rural town, Applejack is definitely my favourite

>>21369492

Yep, Twilight was shown to be a bookworm even before being sent to Ponyville.

Then, she got obsessed with the whole Nightmare Moon prophecy.

>>21369638

I'd post it there if I knew where it was. But I'm retarded.

>>21369559
I don't think it's a matter of confidence or success, it's just look at Rarity's interests - do you really see a lot of overlap between hers and the average /co/ poster? Personally, I don't really care much about fancy dresses and stuffy parties at all, so what would we have in common?

>>21369678

http://plus4chan.org/b/co/res/98088.html

BEHOLD THE END OF YOUR RETARDATION GOOD PONY SIR

Ok bronies.

I will finish brushing up the .srt Spanish subtitles for episodes 1-3 and perhaps post them in about a couple of days.

more of us.
more of us.
more of us.

>>21369690

Posted

is i don't give a fuck one of the cast?

Twilight Sparkle of course. The only nerd amungst them.

Just look at those eyes!

I think Rarity's best case scenario episodes would resemble something like a "what not to wear" episode where she helps some little pony get confidence by giving them a make over and teaching them some social graces all without asking a thing in return. I personally would like to see her maybe help out Snips and Snails because lets face it they looks a little goofy and they could probably easily be the targets of negative attention if only for their looks.

>>21369425
>>21369422
>>21369386

That's the problem, she was depicted as an absolute social retard, continuing that most annoying of cartoon false dichotomies, that you either absolutely love friends or a total outcast weirdo, nothing in between. I liked the Twilight of episode 1 who was perfectly capable of socializing, she just had other things she'd rather be doing. For once it was a balanced depiction. But no, she had to learn that important lesson about The Power Of Friendship. And now it seems that on top of that, she has absolute ignorance of some basic social customs, so cool, just keep pushing that recluse social retard angle. She must be one because she ever dared acknowledge that socializing isn't the best thing ever at all times.

Plus personally, the second Trixie started messing with my friends IT WOULD HAVE BEEN ON. So cliche cartoon lessons aside, that really dropped her relatability.

>getting sleepy
>lie down on the couch for a second
>stretch arms and close eyes
>for the split second I close my eyes, I imagine fucking pinkie pie in the style of the "Nobody cares!" image
/co/, trolls, that two hour old milk I just drank, I don't care which one of you has done this to me.
I want you to stop it. I'm not supposed to be a furry like this. It's not natural. Ponies are meant to be pure. Hell, Pinkie Pie's not even my favorite pony.

Can't choose between Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, and Twilight Sparkle.

>>21369765

Consider "devil wears prada" except with ponies.

>>21369769

I would consider Rainbow Dash to be "in between." Her first inclinations tend to be anti-social things that go against the mores of her circle of friends. But she's not SO anti-social that she doesn't notice right off the bat that she's being stupid.

>>21369769
could you give actual examples?because her personality has been solid and consistent since episode 1 for me. You are completely drown in your wishful thinking interpretation there.

>>21369769
What? Her personality didn't do a complete 180 into a second Pinkie Pie. She still spends a LOT of time on her own reading and studying, she just makes time for her friends now.

>>21369794
Yeah, but at no point did Rainbow Dash ever actually say anything against friendship. She's ostensibly 100% pro-friendship, she just has a few rough spots to her personality. The friendship cliche allows for that. Twilight, on the other hand, actually said "these ponies are crazy" and expressed wanting to be left alone, and thereby invoked the curse, ensuring she would learn an Important Lesson and have lack of social skills as a defining character trait. To be balanced, a character would have to explicitly question the absolute value of friendship and -not- be shown as wrong or inherently anti-social for that attitude.

>It's 3 AM
>Work tomorrow
>Should be in bed
>mfw
I love this show sooooo much

Anybody have that pic of Twilight turning into a human so the furries can't fap to her?

>>21369868
She's a student. She studies. you don't study in the middle of a party. So she wants to be left alone while she studies. She spends time with her friend whenever she likes it, i.e when she isn't studying AND she fells like it. it's totally healthy behavior there. I would be more irritated if she had the "no work = party with friends" mindset, because that is an unhealthy behavior.

>>21369893

Here you go

>>21369827
Well, for example, there's the original point that to me, the Twilight of Episode 1 wouldn't have so blatantly misunderstood the difference between being obnoxiously boastful and self-confident. If she had been like that in Episode 1 she'd have constantly second-guessed possibly offending the various other ponies instead of doing everything she could to politely get back to the library.

But even then, the main point isn't inconsistency, it's the inevitable cartoon cliche that any time a character questions teamwork or friendship, the narrative will definitely show them to be wrong for that opinion and socially ignorant. In cartoons there's no way one could have normal social skills and still value solitude.

>>21369915
Hey, that pic actually got work done!

>>21369915
So this will never be colored?

Pinky pie has the best personality out of all of the ponies. As for Rainbow Dash I find her pretty much the least mature pony, even less so then Pinky pie so I can't like her as much. I just hate show offs.

What the fuck is this.

>>21369893
Being a pony is the only thing that's slowing me down in the first place.

YOUR HUMAN FORM ONLY MAKES MY PENIS HARDER!

>>21369944

I'd choose Fluttershy to live my life with, and Pinkie Pie to hang out with.

>>21369930
>, it's the inevitable cartoon cliche that any time a character questions teamwork or friendship, the narrative will definitely show them to be wrong for that opinion and socially ignorant.

it's not like there's many alternative in the whole "story telling" business you know. Unlike life, a cartoon can't just be about random unpredictable events and their lasting effect as time flows.

>>21369944

>>21369958
Nonsense. It's not like you can't have a self-contained story where for once, the person going against the social grain is not wrong.

Of course, expecting that to happen in My Little Pony and teaching all the kids the Wrong Idea (tm) would be more than a little unrealistic.

>>21369944
A thread about a cartoon on a board for comics and cartoons.

>>21369976
Somehow I don't think My Little Neckbeard: Solitude is Magic would sell very well to anyone.

>>21370009
Indeed, the fact that you can't think of an alternative to the "friendship always wins" story but to go the other extreme is proof of that.

>>21369893
Still looking for this pic!

>>21370016

It has to be extreme.. otherwise it becomes lifelike and therefore boring

>>21369958
I agree that they need a plot to tell a story, but questioning friendship's ability to solve everything is inevitably THE plot point once invoked. I'm just saying that for once, it'd be nice if a character questioned friendship and it wasn't an issue at all. There are plenty of other ways to fill the first two episodes about stopping Nightmare Moon without a Power of Friendship plotline. To just once see a character question Friendship and not bring down the narrative hammer and/or be characterized as antisocial would be a nice change. Say hey, Twilight would rather be reading books than hanging out sometimes and there's nothing wrong with that.

>>21369976
not convincing. you are just applying your own convenient definiton of "good" and "wrong" then bitch about it.

>>21370020
The studio execs like the way you think.

>>21370009
I really hope you're just trolling. If not, you're applying the exact same black or white false dichotomy to the situation that bothered me in the first place.

I had a pony dream last night... where Pinkie, Rarity, and Fluttershy all got mad at one another for some reason I cant remember

I then spent the entire dream trying to get them to make up... and although I reconciled Pinkie and Flutter, Rarity was much harder, as the others had hurt her very deeply.

she moved away from ponyville just before I woke up ;_;

>>21370024
you seems mad that they just don't follow your little precious fanfics and stick to their original theme instead.

>>21370024
This is the wrong to be doing it in though. It is literally about the power of friendship. It is in the goddamn title. You want a show like that, watch Venture Brothers or something.

>>21370026
...Well no. I'm pretty sure "loners are bad" is accepted as fact in storytelling world -- I'm not saying anything about reality. No need to open that can of worms.

What I'm bitching about is the assumption that you can't tell an interesting story if you deviate from "if someone disagrees with the group, they must be shown to be wrong". Without making them into a sociopath or a loser. Just one single story, it doesn't have to be Antihero: Year One!

argh, i started a fic (i posted a part of it yesterday) and it's gotten huge. Not sure if I want to post it all here. I don't normally write fan-fic, so is there a place to post it anonymously?

Intrinsically cooperation is always the best option as long as by doing so the work is easier , in some cases it is possible for a participant to hurt the effort some how in that case we can have the lone hero do their thing because it is the better option for everyone.

Twilight being self-conscious about her magical powers came off to me as something she already had been dealing with- after all she seems really powerful but doesn't like attention, so she's probably used to downplaying her abilities.

>>21370024

Actually apart from that brief bit at the start, nobody has ever tried to interfere with or criticize Twilight's pursuits as a bookworm

If anything, they're more likely to embrace her pursuits after this weeks amazing demonstration. Twilight's original problem was, ironically, that she approached the situation in to black and white a way "NO FRIENDS FOR ME GO AWAY" but now she's grown and can accept the company of her fellow mares whilst still maintaining herself as a magic user

>>21370069

>>21370067
it really isn't. you just see it as a touchy subject because of your personal experience and stigma. But you see positive loners in medias all the time, and irl people will not really judge that specific part of you;They'll just use it against you to highlight some others of your flaws. But people will do it with anything anyway, lonelyness by itself has nothing to do with it.

>>21370069

Post it on the + thread how long is it? I know your pain bro...

>>21369941
The Gilda ep was an interesting look at this, because Gilda is basically Rainbow Dash without her good points, and even more immature. (I did say before that Gilda is one of those girls that never outgrew high school)

Because it's not like there aren't people who can't accept anyone who doesn't exactly share their narrow range of interests and fit into their mould.

>>21370054

FOREVER UNRESOLVED damn it I hate waking up at a crucial moment in a dream

>>21370091
It's 4 pages long in MS word and that's not even part 1 :/

also what's the +/co/ url, i don't ever go there so I don't have it book marked.

does anyone else get the impression that the Pegasus ponies are a little slimmer built , I know flutter ponies originally were as well

Unicorns too it seems but not to the same degree

I'm pretty sure Apple Jack would have been able to slam Rainbow Dash at hoof wresting the normal ponies seem a tad larger.

>>21370138


Look here >>21369690

>>21370151
I think it's canon in previous shows somewhere that 'earth ponies' (non winged or horned) are more physically able than unicorns or pegasi.

Pegasi have to be light to fly, and unicorns are squishy wizards, and it makes earth ponies not the inferior race. Balance, bitches!

>>21370152
thanks

Someone get a pic of the Ursa Minor and Ursa Major, gonna see if /tg/ wants to stat 'em up.

>>21370065
Acknowledging the power of friendship is fine, but that doesn't mean you have to treat it like the absolute omnipotent ingredient nothing can succeed without. Friendship is like a hammer, there are a lot of things it's great for, and some things where it doesn't help at all. And just because you don't use a hammer all the time, doesn't mean you can't use one perfectly adequately when the time is right. But to extend that metaphor, in cartoons you either solve everything with a hammer and consider them the one best tool ever or can't even pick one up. NOTHING IN BETWEEN.

>>21370067
I'm not even expecting "loners are good," nor would I endorse that viewpoint. Neither extreme is the correct one. I'm just asking for some moderation on the ol "Friendship solves everything, anything else is doomed to failure" cliche.

>>21370167

I just think its pretty cool that the template for the characters reflects this still.

>>21370180
colossal mother fucker probably feasts on fresh venerable gold dragon meat

>>21370151
It's hard to tell in such a shitty, flat, cheap, style.

>>21370167
Honestly, I'd take being able to fly or use magic over being a little stronger and tougher any day. Sorry earth ponies.

The real evidence that none of the races are superior is probably Snips and Snails. Those guys are unicorns and they're completely retarded.

>>21370189
it's called FRIENDSHIP IS MOTHER FUCKING MAGIC. of course it's the absolute force that will solve every problem in the show. In the same way giant robots solves everything in Symbiotic titan. It's the sole purpose of the show, really, everythiing else is fluff.

>>21370213
Doubt you'll find a pegasi or unicorn built like Big Macintosh. (someone post some good Big Mac pics)

Speaking of which, looks like Big Mac and Granny Smith will be recurrers, but not Moe Pony.

>>21370189
The whole point of this show is Twilight dealing with her new friendships. They can't just start making it into a show about nothing. Remember, first and foremost, this is a morality show for little kids and you are a periphery demographic.

>>21370242
I wanted Seinfeld with ponies

Or at least Lucky Star with ponies

>>21370082
The narrative did show her as wrong though, in that she only saved the day after a speech about the power of friendship. Unless that count's as that bit at the start you mentioned.

>>21370089
>But you see positive loners in medias all the time

Nobody here is asking for Twilight to be a positive loner though. You're still pushing the matter into one extreme or the other and that's the whole issue. Acknowledging that friendship isn't the tool for every job doesn't have to make you a loner in the first place, aside from that cartoons put everything in that black or white paradigm. We want her to be a positive shade of grey.

>>21370264
>We want her to be a positive shade of grey.

that's what she is. you just don't want to accept it for some imaginary reasons.

>>21370228
i need a macro of this pic

"momma, where do baby ponies come from?"

>>21370246
>Lucky Star with ponies.
Oh god, why would you want crap?
We got even better, we got Precure with ponies.
Friendship magic, bitches, that's where it's at.

>>21370277
when a momma pony and a daddy pony loves each other so much... they have hardcore raunchy sex!!!!!

>>21370277
magic, i don't need to explain shit!!!

>>21370285
>when a momma pony and a daddy pony loves each other so much... they have a roll in the hay!!

fixed

>>21370296
CARLOS!

>>21370296

>>21370296

>>21370242
>>21370214
...

Well, you got me there. I guess I should just be happy it's still watchable despite being based on my one most hated cartoon cliche. It's enjoyable when it isn't beating you over the head with FRIENDSHIP.

I guess I can always retcon my imagination so that Twilight beat Nightmare Moon in a super kick-ass magic battle that was neither for or against Friendship.

>>21370355
Can work with that.

Reminds me of Foster's Home: the first episode is this big quest with clear-cut heroes and villains, action scenes and whatever, but the rest of the show is completely different. (and surprisingly grounded)

No question, Twilight Sparkle.

But more importantly, what are your SHIPPING PAIRS!

Rainbow Dash x Pinky Pie
Apple Jack x Rarity
Twilight Sparkle x Derpy Hooves
Fluttershy x /co/

Gentleponies?

>>21370405
>Apple Jack x Rarity
Now I'm imagining this whole princess and pauper thing.

>>21370405
>shipping
Cancer killing these threads, man.

>>21370405
Twilight x Spike

you know there's something going on there

>>21370405
>Rainbow Dash x Pinky Pie

I approve of this.

Also, Spike x Rarity HAS to happen

Also, Princess Luna x the whole gang. I really want her to join them as a friend. The whole Sailor Saturn angle, man

>>21370454
Princess Luna? Fuck that, I want Nightmare Moon, just for the hilarity of a supervillain trying to be friendly.

>>21370405
Shipping? Okay, I'll talk about a girl cartoon about ponies for hours, but that's where you lost me.

Trust me, shipping is where everything starts to go wrong

Let's handle this like grown men, not sixteen year old girls. (that is, everyone fucks everyone)

what's the website showing synopsis of future episodes and shit?

I want to make sure my body is ready

>>21370460
Nightmare Moon is dead and gone, brony.

City Girl/Country Girl

>>21370481

>>21370464
>>21370477
THE ONLY SHIP I KNOW OF IS FRIENDSHIP
Spike x the world

>>21370477
Truly, sage advice.

I... I like...

fluttershy...

>>21369944

I just realised while humming the opening that that's where the Twlight Sparkle balloon playset is from, now only Rarity's carriage thing is missing

>>21370478
fancast.com/tv/My-Little-Pony-Friendship-is-Magic/141197/episodes

>>21370853
there will never be a toy of pinky pie flying machine
;_;

>>21370868
or glida. or trixie, or Ursa Major, or Derpy hoof...
FUCKING HASBRO

I like Twilight, because she's me in female and pony form.

Rainbow Dash is my favorite out of the troop, Apple Jack used to be bottom tier (being Texan I got bothered by the typical cliche accent). After Apple Buck season she jumped to the number two spot thought.

Followed by Fluttershy, Pinkie and Rarity last.

Only ones I ship are RD X Apple Jack, and RD X Gilda. Then again I wind up shipping RD X *

>>21370890
why wouldn't there be a Trixie toy? Seems easy enough to make, considering they all use the same basic template.

How exactly did you guys come to the conclusion that Spike was a pimp?

>>21370903
one shot "villain". Maybe in a future batch of toys, though. but definitely not in the first wave

>>21370913
Oh, no, not a first batch. I thought you meant there wouldn't be a toy AT ALL. Which I could see for something like Gilda or Ursa Major which would need new moulds, but yeah, Trixie would get a toy easily in a later assortment I'd imagine

>>21370912
Because it's true

Hm, favorite...That is actually really tough, but I think Applejack and Twilight Sparkle are sharing the top spot. I like AJ's accent and attitude, and Twilight Sparkle is pretty much a slightly grumpier pony me. Immediately after them is Fluttershy(for being adorable), Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie(also for being adorable), and Rarity is last just because she has yet to get much focus at all. Not that I don't like her.

>>21370765

I read that in her voice.

>>21370926
at first I thought about no toys at all, yeah, but then I thought about it a little further. MLP is recolor heaven after all. to be hones, I could see derpy appeareing, too, in bootleg form

>>21370890
>>21370890
>Ursa Major toy
Holy shit, the kiddies would piss themselves when they saw it.

>>21370942
Pinkie NO! You'll go to jail! And what would Rainbow DAsh say?

Can someone put a WHY on this please?

Or something else suitable...

>>21370966

Probably Rainbow would want to go to prison, too.

You know, probably a lot of female prison ponies and all...

>>21371001

Are you a pony?

>>21371015
are you a unicorn?

>>21371021

Are you a pegasus?

>>21371008
Prison bitches are ugly. Dash has some fucking standards.

>>21371040
whatever the shape, a candy is still a candy

>>21371001

Dat Trixie

I wonder what her flavor would be?

>>21371057
probably like those weird sparkly candies from the 80's -90's that have weird taste that didn't match their colour, and made you think of nothing in particular.

>>21371057
she tastes like magical lucky charms

>>21371066
yes, Trixie tastes like Pop-Rocks. Her candy vag crackles and pops in your mouth.

>>21371057
Blue raspberry

Welcome to the Pony Corps.

>>21371001

>>21371008
Dash = Loyalty.

She would never have sex outside her established relationship

OK, /co/, you've done it. You've convinced me to check out a My Little Pony cartoon. My Little Pony, goddammit. I hope you're happy.

>>21371107

Why dont we have a good 'one of us... one of us... one of us' macro yet?

>>21371107
you're welcome.

>>21371107
DON'T DO IT!
TURN BACK WHILE YOU STILL CAN!

That's how they tricked me into it!

>>21371107

>>21371116
We have this, does that help?

>>21371107

Prepare to became another bricklayer

>>21371107
You know, when I started watching Avatar, I actually tried to pull in some friends. I got pretty weird stares for that, but hey, it was easily justified. But this, this must remain a deep dark secret forever. Only in the dark recesses of the online world could I confess my secret shame that I even intended to look at this. Now my only hope is that it turns out to be garbage and I can just ignore it, but I fear the worst.

just wondering, is the show actually doing well, or are we the only handful of viewers? What about the Hub in general? good news? bad news?

>>21371168
shit i didn"t remember it was edited. :/

>>21371154

Going by the youtube views, each episode has at least 4,000 views except for the latest one, which was just uploaded on Friday. This obviously isn't counting the views on the Hub website, or the people that watch it on TV only, so I'd say there's a decent amount of people watching it.

I hope we see more of Trixie

She's far more interesting than Gilda, and had Way better lines

the only reason /co/ likes her is because of possible lesbian implications... bleh

>>21371152
OH GOD I'M FIVE MINUTES INTO THE FIRST EPISODE AND I'M ALREADY HOOKED

IT'S TOO FUCKING CUTE

MY MIND IS GOING, /CO/

I CAN FEEL IT

>>21371231
She's like a gypsie con artist or something.

I love her.

>>21371231
>She's far more interesting than Gilda

>>21371231

Awww, c´mon. Who doesn´t like a little bit o dark pony skin?

After all, we like Luna, too.

>>21371267
Trixie is way more talented, and has a lot more charm than that brutus.

>>21371264
Look bro, just sit back and enjoy and stop worrying about it. The less you fight it, the better it feels.

>>21371264
Wait, they've got horses in Equestria? Are they sentient? Can they talk? Are all the males like that?

God I hate you, /co/.

Can we get weeapony or one of the other artists who humanize the characters to give us some human Trixie?

I like how Gilda got a ton of human art right away but Trixie hardly has anything.

I like both characters equally right now.

>>21371276

Sup Trixie?

>>21371288
I remember this conversation. Male ponies are just as intelligent as females, as later episodes prove. Those guys were just... stoic.

>>21371288

The chariot pegasi are like any other pony, they can talk and are sentient. Those are palace guards but also help transport ponies that cannot fly.

>>21371317
Well... except for Snips and Snails, that is.

Are there .mkvs of episode 4 and 5 yet?

>>21371310
Do you really believe that every pony that recognizes my clearly superior abilities has to be me?

Oh, please.

>>21371380

There is a high quality MKV for episode 4 and a low quality episode 5 MKV.

But I don´t have the links, not to worry, they will spawn anytime now.

>>21371396

So, are you a pony?

>>21371288
OK, I've adjusted to it already. The animation and voicing on this thing are awesome.

>>21371423
Now, please, go ahead and tell me. Which fails you more, your eyes or your reading comprehension skills?

How can you not notice that I'm clearly a unicorn with outstanding abilities. Far beyond your imagination?

>>21371057
She'd totally be blueberry :D

>>21371517
Oh god what.

>>21371504

I was asking because I thought you were a wizard at first.

Now I know that you´re a unicorn.

>>21371517
IT'S OVER FOR YOU MLP PEOPLE NOW!

>>21371317
They were more reticent than stoic. Stoicism is not demonstrating strong emotion: while this can be done through silent acquiescence, the male ponies didn't look to unhappy about doing their jobs, and indeed seemed pleased to help.

>>21371517
why.jpg

>>21371588
>why.jpg
every fucking MLP thread deserves a why.jpg

>>21371588
Because, i love mlp. I am allowed to interpret however I like.
Trixie as a blueberry. Yum.

>>21371057

Which brings up the question:

What does Pinkie Pie taste like?

Chewing gum or cotton candy?

>>21371604
>>21371588

Rarity and Rainbow Dash are my favorites by far.

Twilight is probably my least favorite. I still like them all, though.

I believe that Rarity would taste either like sugar cane or marshmallow.

Captcha: wargemon time.

Why are you discussing "flavors? You sick zoophile fucks.

Incredibly hard to choose for me, but...

Twilight>Spike>Pinkie/Fluttershy>Applejack/Dash>Rarity

Spike
He's adorable and also awesome.

>>21371624
I'd rather know how Fluttershy tastes.

>>21371644
Or, you know, zoophagous, since we are tasting ponies.

Yum.

>>21371644
What are you, a vegetarian?

I reckon they'd all taste mostly like very lean beef, but a bit more gammoney.

>>21371690
With glitter and whipped cream.

>>21371690
You've never tasted horse?

It's like a cross of beef and venison.

>>21371711
>venison
ewwww

I liked this thread until it turned into a discussion of pony vagina flavors.

>>21371723
Venison is great. Plus you know that it lived a good life beforehand.

>>21371726
Way past that point, bro.

>thread asking who your favorite pony is
>people pick a pony, rather than "I LOVE THEM ALL"

Bronies, am disappoint.

>>21371711
One cannibal serial killer said it tasted like human.

>>21371770
But I don't love them all.

>>21371809
Actually human in supposed to taste like pork. The smell of human bodies being cremated smells like cooking pork too.

>>21371822
Oh hey Hitler, long time no chat. So you're into the ponies too eh??

>>21371770
Just because I have a favorite doesn't mean I don't love them all.

>>21371840
Fluttershy is mai waifu.

Socksy and Thistle Whistle

Or Pinkie and Rainbow if we're only counting FIM ponies.

I just ate two bowls of Applejacks, the cereal. And then I had horrible, painful diarrhea for twenty minutes.

I don't like you anymore, Applejack.

>>21371920
What?

I just had a big bowl of Applejacks, and I'm feeling fine.

>>21371920
Cool story.

>>21371904
Looks like RD is pulling a Spiderman in this one

Rainbow Dash obviously tastes like skittles.

Go on, taste the rainbow.

>>21369893

>>21371920
I just drank a bunch of applejack, now I am shitfaced. Fuck yeah, Applejack.

>>21371961
>Implying I ever liked Twilight
Yech.

>>21371961
Still has a bit of a horse face.

>>21371997
>FriendshipIsBratz

Don't know if anyone made a HQ version of this yet, but here

>>21372012
u just jelly

>>21372098
Rainbow Dash, you look different
Have you done something with your wings?

>>21372112
...damn I just noticed that.

>>21372012
Yeah, that style looks kinda weird on humans.

>>21371305

This, Trixie needs more art :(

>>21370228

Her name's Apple Bloom.

>>21372257
And, far from not being recurring, she is in fact one of the featured voice performers for the series, so we'll be seeing a lot more of her than we will of Big Mac and Granny Smith

>>21372280

I don't think we can really put much value in who's listed in the credits.

>>21372345
On what grounds?

>>21372363

In the first six episodes, two of the characters listed in the credits have appeared for all of five seconds, and a third has only said six words.

I imagine it's more likey that Hasbro said something like "Rather than credit the vas for all their roles, just credit them for the characters we'll have toys of out first."

Also, captcha.

>>21372629
That makes no sense whatsoever.

More to the point, the credits have been the same for every episode.
The logical assumption is that they're the general credits for the entire season.

>>21371526
>>21371549
>>21371588
>>21371517
You know, after all the crazy fetish shit past /co/ fads went through, you got to remember that it's clearly inevitable at this point for a show like this.

>>21371517
Heheh...Willy Wonka reference, I like you. I'll kill you last

THE MAGIC OF TRIXIE!!!!

Tight magician's pants, a union requirement!

>>21373514
Is the magic getting those pants on in the first place?

obviously twilight sparkle, she is way the best, yet i love alot the other gals as well, <3

"was... sent.... from.... canterlot....."

>>21373514
>dat corset

>>21373514
Cool, you're working on secondary characters now?

So, i got my part one fic finished.
It's fairly long. Hope someone enjoys it at least.
Pic related.
http://plus4chan.org/b/co/res/98088.html#102383

>>21370167

>I think it's canon in previous shows somewhere that 'earth ponies' (non winged or horned) are more physically able than unicorns or pegasi.

Nope, they basically just suck. The best they get is sometimes not being completely retarded.

My favorites are Applejack and Twilight Sparkle.

>>21374126
Gilda still an excon?

>>21374291
yes, but it's a three parter, it'll be told more in detail in part two and I think it'll be a plus for Gilda rather than a negative. I like Gilda too despite her show personality being so bad.

>>21373514
Can you post the twilight sparkle one again please?

>>21374543
Here you go

>>21373514
Did you have one of Pinkie Pie?

>>21375177
...

>>21374224
Reminds me of that G1 episode where one of the baby ponies laments over how much it sucks to be an earth pony, and by the end of the episode, nothing has really happened to prove her wrong.

G1 was some depressing shit, man.

>>21375177
Thanks!

>>21375233
More like this.