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“Hello, ladies, look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using lady's scented body wash and switched to Pony Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in Equestia with the steed your man could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an oyster with two tickets to the Grand Galloping Gala you love. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your man smells like Pony Spice and not a lady. I am a horse.” |