But they don't have fingers. Or China.

>>21343512
confounding, ain't it?

>>21343677

It's the elements of Dischord and their numbers are growing.

>>21343718

So what we gonna go with the 7 deadly sins on this one too

it's cliche bit I think it
s apt

>>21343751
Treachery
Sorrow
Greed
Cruelty
Deciet
and curses are not the 7 deadly sins...

well Ok, Greed is one. But that's one out of 6
also there's only 6.

ive only seen the first episode.... help me /co/

>>21343751
Where are you getting these from?

>>21343954
Pensivepine's account on youtube has them all.

Speaking of MLP, I just found an old My Little Pony cake mold. The temptation to bake something with it is over whelming. It's a shame I don't live alone.

>>21344163

Do it bro, Pinkie would be proud of you

>>21344163
who cares if its becomes a mlp cake. its still cake and who doesn't want cake?

Celestia || Nightmare Moon
Elements of Harmony || Elements of Discord
Pinkie - laughter || Spite/Schadenfreude - Gilda?
Fluttershy - kindness || cruelty - ???
Rarity - generosity || Selfishness - Trixie
Applejack - honesty || Deception - ???
Dash - Loyalty || Treachery - Gilda?
Twilight - Friendship || Hatred - ???

>>21344184

Damn it, my temptation just increased 10 fold!

>>21343886

aren't treachery and deceit kind of similar

>>21344255
was trixie really selfish? she just seemed to trick snips and snails into thinking she was a much better magician than she really was.

>>21344163
You know what would go great with that, brony?

youtube links?

>>21344281
Deceit is just lying in general, like Trixie was.

Treachery is backstabbing someone close to you. "Being a Shitty Shallow Disloyal Friend" would be more accurate, but Treachery is shorter and sounds more "epic".

>>21344307

Damn it. Now I have to do it.

>>21344307

how many is in several that can be anywhere between three and a billion

>>21344341
"Betrayal" would probably be more apt.
Though working on a team with someone who personifies betrayal is just asking for trouble.

>>21344255
>>21344255
The opposite of loyalty is disloyalty. Treachery is a subcategory of disloyalty, characterized by completely turning on your friend, but disloyalty also covers shit like abandoning your friends when they need you.

Celestia || Nightmare Moon
Elements of Harmony || Elements of Discord
Pinkie - laughter || Spite/Schadenfreude - Gilda?
Fluttershy - kindness || cruelty - ???
Rarity - generosity || Selfishness - ???
Applejack - honesty || Deception - ???
Dash - Loyalty || Disloyalty - Gilda?
Twilight - Friendship || Self-Centeredness - Trixie

>>21344411
>>21344420

how about infidelity

>>21344447
I'm in favor of it when it benefits me, why do you ask?

>>21344441
Opposite of generosity is greed. As in Parasprites.


NEW EP DESCRIPTIONS!:

Bridle Gossip
A Zebra named Zecora is blamed for an illness that is afflicting the ponies.

Swarm of the Century

Ponyville is overrun by Parasprites, multiplying creatures with big appetites.The ponies search for a solution before everything is eaten.

>>21344530
of course they would blame the zebra. Such an inferior race when compared to the pureblood ponies favored in celestias kingdom.

zebras did the Equestrian equivalent of 9/11

Yeah, right. Gilda would never hang out with a dweeb like Trixie.

>A Zebra named Zecora is blamed for an illness

wow Aids much

>>21344807
but the great and powerful trixie's so cool! she vanquished an ursa major and everything

>>21344832
zebras come from africa, there's a lot of diseases in africa.

>>21344853

yes but they also blamed aids on the Africans

>>21344441
But Twilight's element is magic.

The cast's bitching about Trixie's boasting seemed like kind of a stretch to me. Up until she started magically kicking their asses, she was pretty much your average traveling magician.
You've got to upsell yourself in such a profession! How else are you going to get any attention and money? "Watch in mild amusement as I perform mundane and perfectly explainable illusions" certainly isn't going to sell any merchandise after the show.

>>21344887
friendship IS magic

>>21344888

Fuck if a travelling magician had that as his sell, I'd buy his merchandise just out of sheer novelty.

>>21344888
Except she just started insulting and calling them out at random.

>>21344888
It wasn't that she talked highly of herself, well okay she talked way WAAAY too highly of herself, as far as I know, magicians do exaggerate themselves, but for the sake of dramatics. It's when she started talking down to everypony in Ponyville is where they drew the line. In reality, she would have been run out of town when she started insulting everyone and to the arguably most power group of ponies in Equestria that had defeated a Goddess that wield the power of the night!

Just a progress update on the wallpaper, I'm still nowhere near finished. I just wanted to let everypony know I haven't forgotten about you. This one is just more work than usual.

>>21344916
Agreed.

All right, here's the finished sketch of the request, from an anon made two days ago, about Celestria.
It's a 34, to let you guys know, though your gonna look at it anyway.

>>21344965
>Except she just started insulting and calling them out at random.
They were heckling her as soon as she started her routine.

I was wondering, when she was bragging about banishing an ursa major, why didn't they go "pffft, who gives a shit, we defeated nightmare moon and saved the planet."

>>21345050
oh my, telekinetic hand and hair jobs

>>21345050

Long live the princess

>>21345054
She's a traveling magician, of course she encounter hecklers. She could have just ignored them and continue on with her show. Like ignoring trolls for example and look how well that turned out for our threads.
>>21345050
>my reaction

>>21345050
You did more than I expected... Thank you.

Guys guys... all of you debating what Trixie represents should remember that the key element to her personality was her boasting

ie - Pride, the most despicable of the seven deadly sins

Gilda would be wrath no? There's nothing to say that each element of discord would have to match up to the pony they interacted with. Gilda's cruelty, bullying nature, and, shall I say it, 'wrathful' personality marks her as, to me, the polar opposite of Fluttershy

>>21345018

Gotta ink it now.
>Another hour or two

>>21345050

Celestia doesnt hire guards for protection (fuck what does She need it for?)

She hires them for their.... assets

>>21345050
Can't wait for the ink job to come next man! Keep going!!

>>21344888

I think all of us need to stop debating the intricacies of the morality of MLP and just remember that the entire idea is that the main cast, as a collective group, are and always will be correct and just.

Anything that pisses them off or insults them is bad and horrible and will be revealed for the weak and insecure jerk that it is

This is standard for most shows, the only difference is that the cast really IS just that lovable that you cannot allow yourself to hate them

>>21345050

Oh god it reminds me of this discussion we had yesterday....

it's still awesome No-ink!

>>21345179

Somepony needs to do a 'place your hoof here so I can brohoof you through the internet' image

Be there an upstanding brony who can deliver such a gift?

>>21345281
>the main cast will always be correct and just
You didn't watch the the show at all did you?

>>21345281 my face when every episode since the pilot has been about a one or more of the main cast doing something wrong and getting called on it.

>>21345324

I said the main cast AS A COLLECTIVE GROUP

Sure there will be episodes where one of them screws up or comes off bad compared to the others (Applebuck season) but whenever they, as a team, are pitted against an outside force(like Gilda or Trixie) they're always be in the right

>>21345317
On it. God only knows how it'll turn out, though.

>>21345050

I kinda want to make a Princess Luna version, except she's saying something like "this isn't fun at all." Maybe "good" instead of "fun." I don't know.

>>21345305
Oh sweet Jesus, that's hilarious. I'm laughing like Reggie.
Thanks for the feedback, /co/mrades, it's awesome

>>21345362
I'm thinking a spit roast or an "intimate" moment with Twilight.

>>21345362

Princess Luna wouldnt get any dicks... she'd be sucking on a dildo pretending it was some gorgeous stallion that loved her deeply and whom she was all to willing to make love to... only for reality to come flooding back as she casts aside the lifeless toy and cries quietly on her throat

>>21345413

Dammit THRONE

I meantersay throne... ah well... I cant be bothered deleting it

y'all get the idea FOREVER LUNA

>>21345362
I can't see that as being anything but depressing.
Luna with a forlorn look on her cum-splattered face as she half-assedly gives some guy a telekinetic handjob.

>>21345413
It had been a month since Luna had returned, but she was still finding it hard to adjust to life in Equestria. When she had returned to the royal court in Canterlot, despite Celestia's assurances, she was viewed with suspicion by all present. The Royal Guard would watch her every move, and even the serving staff ignored her as best they could. When out in the streets, the public avoided her wherever she went. Luna began to withdraw into herself, alone, as she had been for the past thousand years.

Seeing this, Celestia decided it might be better for Luna to spend some time away from court, to give the citizens time to adjust before she returned to her regal duties. She begged with her sister not to make her go, she pleaded with her to allow her to bring in the night once day ended, as she had done all those years ago, but Celestia was firm. She explained how she was doing this not because she did not trust her, but rather, the people of Equestria would feel nervous if she allowed her power over the darkness again, and they would all be better off if, for the time being, Celestia maintained the power she had held in Luna's absence. So it was decided, and Luna was sent to the village where she had first returned, the location of the Summer Sun Celebration.

>>21345444
As she wandered the streets of Ponyville, the other ponies keeping their distance, a strange thought began to form in her head. What if her sister hadn't forgiven her? What if this was her sister's plan all along? She began to understand. The only punishment that could be more painful than a thousand years alone on the moon... would be to spend a thousand years alone in Equestria, now shunned by those who had once respected and admired her.

It was just as Luna was beginning to lose all hope that she noticed a pony in the corner of her eye, the only pony who hadn't moved away from her. She seemed different from the other ponies. She seemed sympathetic. Perhaps she could understand. Perhaps she could... show her friendship.

"Umm... Hello"

"Hɘllo! My namɘ is Dɘrpy Hoovɘs! What's yours?"

>>21345413
That's just depressingly evil right there. Why you gotta be such a killjoy.

>>21345413

I can forget all that for the sake of 34.

It'd be great if the guy who did these pics did a Derpy version.

>>21345439

That's the kind of thing I wanted to go for.

>>21345444
>>21345455
Damnit Kurihara, you already posted this like 3 times already, just put it in +4chan and make a new one.

>>21345491
I was planning on putting it there when I got more out of it, but I was getting writers block.
I am planning on doing another one, though.

So I'm almost done with that Big Mac X Applejack fic I wanted done, and I figured I should ask the bronies something. I'm wondering if I should keep it light and fluffy, or just plough on into some smut. What does everypony think?

>>21345485
We wouldn't understand her at all. No really, this is the language we would hear from her.

Am I the only person who likes the idea of Derpy just having a lazy eye more than Derpy being retarded?

>>21345540
Yes.

>>21345516
SMUT!!!!!!!!!!
But making two versions couldn't hurt.
do the smut first

>>21345458

>why you gotta be such a killjoy

YOU WILL NEVER be a loyal guard stallion, patrolling the night time corridors of Canterlot palace, your armour glinting proudly in the soft light of a full moon. As you go about your last rounds, you'd hear the soft sound of sobbing coming from the throne room, and as you go to investigate you behold the sight of Princess Luna, curled up on the throne in grief. As you'd approach her timidly, unsure about this new ruler who had only recently appeared, you'd ask her what was wrong whereupon she'd cry out and throw her hoofs around yours, hiding her head under your wing as she regales you with the depths of her sorrow and and loneliness. As your heart goes tender at the sight of this broken hearted goddess, and you gently take her face in her hoofs, staring deeply into her watery eyes as you whisper, "Never again, my dear Princess," before you place your lips against hers, the night suddenly lighting up as the stars shine with renewed splendour at the energy of your loving embrace

instead your actually asleep, you dont have a night shift, and Luna spends every waking night alone, the impact of her tears on the marble floor the only sound that penetrates the darkness as anguish and bitterness rise up in her heart and begin to reclaim it[spoiler[

>>21345526
She speaks in the Webdings font.

>>21345540
I like the best of both worlds.
She has a bad eye, and as such had a nasty accident while flying.
Now she can't think so good.

>>21345516

Not smart, just drop lots of little dirty talk in teasing before and after scenarios

smut almost always ends up as a wasteland of unnecessary adjectives and stilted dialogue

>>21345179
>>21345317
Simple and kind of crappy.

>>21345607

Awesome thank you!

It will be put to much good use

>>21345540
No, I like the "beleaguered, but positive mailpony with wonky eyes" idea myself.
I do find the silly art extremely amusing, though.

>>21345607
*brohoof*
Nice work!

>>21345606
Jimbo does it and that went well.

>>21345570

>>21345570
Fuck that. Now you're a ninja horse freak who sneaks into the castle at night and leaves flowers at Luna's throne.

>>21345489
Sounds wonderfully disheartening. Go for it.

>>21345485
There should be a mean option. Where you take the hard-ass paladin approach, and give her shit for causing trouble thousands of years ago.

>>21345570
Now I'm REALLY determined to get my Luna fic done.

>>21345516

To everyone who replied to me, what I mean was that I could leave it light and fluffy by just stopping, or I could have smut by continuing on. I'm not thinking about two different situations, just on whether I should continue the story and have the fluff turn into smut. Should keep in mind I've never actually written smut before so it'll probably come out all stupid sounding.

>>21345570

Why did that get to me? DAMN IT /co/, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME?!

>>21345050

This is going to be the greatest picture ever

>>21345733

You're already writing a story in which two pony siblings from a wonderful, innocent world of magic and friendship decide to commit themselves to incestuous relations.

You've already passed through some kind of innocence event horizon my friend... may as well just keep on plummeting and desecrating

hint: cackle madly as you write

>>21345733
Whatever floats your boat. If you wanna make fluff to smut, you gotta start somewhere. And don't worry, we'll try not to criticize harshly. Just do your best and it'll be fine.

>>21345766

I like me some wincest dude. Doesn't matter how innocent the world is. And besides, Bic Mac and Applejack are awesome.

i bet fluttershy coul deal with that cosmic bear in a few seconds.

>>21345795
god i hope so, i'd hate to imagine otherwise

>>21345795

Actually while it is likely that Fluttershy could have likely gauged the situation at hand and determined that it was actually an Ursa Minor at large... it's debatable whether she could have completely remedied the situation

Sure she could probably soothe it with some singing, but Twilight was the one who levitated that jug, molested an entire barn of cows and gave the wittle guy his dwinky

either way we'll see how well she handles a creature of that stature next week aye?

>>21345815

She probably would have just talked to it nicely and somehow gotten it to follow her back to its cave.

Hey guys. I just watched Boast Busters and I have something to say.
HOLY SHIT THAT BEAR IS BIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That thing is the size of their entire town! Houses are the size of gumballs to it! THE PONIES ARE LIKE FLEAS COMPARED TO IT!!

Also it's hideous.

>>21345733

My recommendation is to build up the love angle. They aren't getting off so much because of the sex, they're more getting off because of who they are having sex with.

>>21345826

yeah you're probably right..

I think it was an anon in the previous thread who said it best: If you're trying to have a story about batman fighting a kraken, you make sure that Aquaman is out of the picture

>>21345831
Are you talking about the minor or the momma?

This my little pony show sure is garbage. You fuckers had me going for a second there.

reported for trolling

>>21345851

>>21345851
Okay, enjoy your ban then.

>>21345851

>>21345851

>>21345851
Wait, are you talking about the new show, or the "show" that you posted in the Subject box?

You cannot hide from your responsibilities.

>>21345851

>>21345887

What's the black thing?... the more I try to understand what's happening here the more I feel the last vestiges of my sanity slipping away

Is that... normal?

>>21345887
even amidst depressing luna stories, derpy you never fail to make me smirk.

>>21345540

I would think of her being more weird than anything else. Her brain just works at a different level than everypony elses'.

>>21345895
Mothman. But you may be losing grip on reality too perhaps. Lord knows how long I have lost mine.

>>21345895
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mothman

>>21345887

It's ... beautiful

>>21345868
Rainbows are straighter than Subaru, but Subaru is Straighter than Rainbow Dash.

Looks like someone will sleep alone this night.

>>21345905
Yo Jimbo, got anything special lined up for us tonight?

>>21345887

oh derpy

>>21345918

Wish I did, brony! But now that the weekend's here, I have some free time at last! Any requests? Right now I've got some in line ahead of you - a wyvern and ponies story, Derpy/HoneyMuffin, and I want to eventually do more chapters for the Delicious, Batpink, and Nimble/Velvet stories.

>>21345964
How about Luna/Twilight? Both are socially stunted and learning about friendship and then some. Twilight would also learn about the beauty of the night and realize how lonely Luna really is. Annnd maybe a smut fic of the delicious brothers to perhaps?

Lately Ponyville's repair budget has been going way up, due to several mysterious dents in local walls and on the sides of houses.

Investigation by Twilight Sparkle has revealed the cause: Derpy keeps walking into them. Then she takes two steps back and walks into them again. She is incapable of self-correction, but after doing this does this an average of thirty-five times, she becomes so disoriented that she stumbles dizzily out of the way of the obstacle without realizing it.

>>21346015

Ooh, Luna and Twilight, hmm. I'll add it to the list!

Also, the grimdark-ish Delicious one I'm working on will eventually end in sex, but it'll probably be a ways off.

>>21345887
This is the second picture I've seen that makes reference to Derpy delivering mail. Why is that?

>>21346044

This, probably.

>>21346038
Why do I have the feeling that if Twilight blinked, a hole in the wall would appear by gnomes requesting Derpy's help to save their tulip kingdom from the evil trolls and she would just gleefully walk into it?

>>21346044
We decided that she was Ponyville's mailwoman.

>>21346044
Depry is a mailwoman and also super cute

>>21346044
Someone wrote a fic with her as the town mailperson and it stuck.

>>21346068

>mailwoman

Celestiadamnit bro it's MAILPONY

>>21346110

mailmare!

>>21346110
Mailmare?

Change my mind guys, keeping it light. Maybe I'll write Applejack x Big Mac smut some other time.

>>21346113
>>21346116

Mailmaremind.

Almost done inking here.

>>21346137

I dont know why but I found that unintentionally hilarious

>>21346145

Hah. I get it.

>>21346137
the celitia pic?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KXf3kwjKQ0

>>21345540

Sorry I'm late, but - you're not alone brony. I think it'd be cuter for all of the ponies to ASSUME she has some kind of defect, because of the eye, and then have somepony finally talk to her and discover she's actually well-spoken, if a little shy.

Dearest Celestia, today I learned that we shouldn't judge a book by its cover, because sometimes everything is not always as it seems. You should be careful about making assumptions of other ponies, because they'll surprise you every time. I wish I could write more, but we're on our way to a picnic with Bright Eyes. Your most faithful student, Twilight Sparkle.

>>21346171
Yeah.

>>21346185

Dearest Celestia, today I learned that we shouldn't judge a book by its cover, because sometimes everything is not always as it seems. You should be careful about making assumptions of other ponies, because they'll surprise you every time. I wish I could write more, but we're on our way to a picnic with Bright Eyes. Your most faithful student, Twilight Sparkle.

PS: Derp

:3

Twilight Sparkle will never grow you a mustache
;_;

>>21346190

How did Derpy get a hold of the scroll before it was mailed!?

Nevermind, I forgot she has magic derpy powers.

holy shit, Ursa Majors deserves an entries in D&D bestiary

>>21346204
In our last thread we discussed about weather or not the animators keep a D&D monster manual around the place.

>>21346195
>implying I don't already have one
>implying I'm not sadfrogging that Rarity will never comment on its fabulosity ;_;

>>21346212
gb2/bed/ Spike

>>21346185
here gerey one

>>21346210
i'm sure they do as much as the AT guys do

Will the sea ponies ever show up?

Damnit No-Ink, I want to go to bed, but I want to stay up for the inked celestia 34.

>>21346256
I hope so

Here it is. With that done, I can work on the Derpy 34 pic. I'll post that one on Monday or Tuesday.

>>21346265 hair-job
oh god lol

>>21346265
so THAT's where Twilight sparkle learned the milking spell...

>>21346265
I like your sketches better, but you've heard that before.

>>21346247
The difference is that these guys actually have the legal rights to use the copyrighted stuff.

>>21346278
orly?

>>21346265
Treasure this I will.
Thanks!

>>21346265
Man, either don't shade the cum, or do shade everything else.

>>21346282
Something to do with Hasbro owning the company that produces D&D I'm not sure on the specifics.

>>21346277
I have and I think so too. I think it be better if I stick to sketches.

>>21346298
Better?
Yeah, I'll just stick to sketching. Better results, I think.

>>21346308
Noink i dont know if I want a derpyon e

>>21346323

Although the 34 stuff isn't always my cup of tea, I think your linework looks lovely.

>>21346305
oh, i bet they make the Minis.

...OMG i want D&D Minis of the FiM cast @_@

>>21346323
Yout stuff is good.

>>21346323
Yeah, that's good.

Another note: I don't think that Celestia's magic should go over the cum. I think the cum should block the edge of that out.

>>21346334
Rule 34, it is my duty as a drawfag to do this. Besides, nobody will bother to do it anyway.
It has to be done.

>>21346371
>MLP
>think nobody wants to drawporn of it

ever went to DA or furrafinity?

/x/ here, fucking pony threads are weird. Subliminal messages, illuminati....

>>21346369
I agree. Here you go, man.

>>21346371Ok but i will frown the entier time

>>21346380
Not Derpy, I think. Derpy is a /co/ "creation".

>>21346401
Hold it for too long, and your face will get stuck like that.

>>21346404
/co/ "creation" usually don't stay for long on /co/. lots of peoplecome here for ideas then put it in their DA account as "their OC". And thus after a while even shit like Maggie get to spill outside of 4chan.

>>21346404
Derpy is just a filler character from crowd scenes.

>>21345485
I thought about this, but then I had problems thinking >>21345526

Maybe I'll try using the mailmare idea or something, if I can think of something.

>>21346405

you should goo n the irc

>>21346335
Thank you.
Here's something I did last night from a request that was floating around.

>>21346389
flatwoods monsters, mothmen,...unicorns

HOW DO THEY WORK?

>>21346411
But /co/ "created a character" for her.

i'm in the middle of reading Hard Boiled Wonderland and The End of the World, i read it 10 yrs ago but now rereading it i can only see the unicorns as MLP style, which is somewhat disturbing

Well, I'm going to bed. Night!

>>21345652
...The meanest option is supposed to be the "C" one...

>>21346460
Night No-Ink!

>>21345485
I'm the other guy, but here you go anyway. :)

>>21346587
Whoa dude, been looking for you! How's your project going?

>>21346587
hmm, not a big fan of the human like posture to be honest. I think it would look more natural if she was on her 4, and handling the letter with her mouth.

Also don't forget the wings, she's a pegasus

What episode is Derpy in?

>>>/v/79078316

oh boy.

>>21346599
First apparition, also derpiest one, on the first episode, in the part scene.

>>21346592
Still working on it, though progress has been slow - been busy with things that involve the real world, unfortunately. Currently working on how to get the ball rolling when the player arrives on Day 1 - what plot hooks are available, etc.

>>21346594
I didn't draw that - I just used one of the DH/Brighteyes fanarts from previous threads that I thought could be most easily edited into a mock-up screenshot. If she was actually sitting down on a chair, I get the feeling it'd turn more heads than her lazy eye would.

>>21346617
Oh, cool! Please let us know about any progress!

Brainstorming question: obviously our hero needs to get a job once they arrive in Ponyville - they're supposed to be self-sufficient adults, after all. What kind of work should be available?

>>21346689
Maybe that's part of the purpose... getting something to do, and a cutie mark?

>>21346689
You intend to use the text from these, or are you making stuff of your own? Just in case I get somepony to make a flash with these.

I come from /v/ with glad tidings.

Harmony

Is

BACK!

>>>/v/79078316

>>21346709
Getting a job is one of the early plot hooks I have planned, before you get to know people and things start to get more complicated. Hence my asking - I'm trying to think of options to present to the player and thought /co/ might have some. :)
(Also, I was originally intending to skip the cutie mark business and assume you already have one, but then I realized that if the player was only just "brought into existence" in Equestria, they wouldn't have earned one yet. So I guess that'll be a plotpoint after all.)

>>21346717
Haven't decided yet. It's good stuff, but I'm not sure that's the interface I want for talktrees (giving explicit dialogue rather than presenting "how" to respond as the options).

>>21346689

Cashier
Secretary
Farmer
Waiter
Doctor/Nurse or Veterinarian (if hero is really smart)
Musician
Guard for Celestia

>>21346395
Continue doing your art, No-Ink, and we will keep cheering.

>>21346689
Black smith making horse shoes.

>>21346718
Wonder if Moot got FRIENDSHIP!-struck...

>>21346744
Cool. Any intention to include combat?

>>21346747
Now that you mention it... in the flash project, it would be interesting to do it like in most dating sims, with the option "work as ______ for 30 GP, costs 25 HP"

>>21346769
>combat
Maybe. It's possible to do, but I wouldn't include it unless it turned out to be something the plot required anyway.
>"work as ______ for 30 GP, costs 25 HP"
You mean as "work when you can" temp stuff? I seem to recall Persona 4 working that way too. Not sure how well it goes with a sort of background assumption that you're paying rent, but it could work.

>>21346747
>Secretary
Elaborate on this one? I'm not sure who would be needing secretary work...
>Guard for Celestia
Probably not - current plan is for all this to happen in Ponyville, and I'm pretty sure they stay in Canterlot most of the time.
Rest of these are great, though.

>>21346768
Ooh, this is an interesting one! Wouldn't have thought of it on my own.

>>21346811

Secretary could be for the Mayor bro

>>21346768
You realize that would be pony equivalent of Al Bundy.

>>21346811

Like >>21346823 said, it could be for the mayor, or maybe just some made up business that could require a secretary.

Also 2 more:
Journalist (assuming Ponyville has some sort of newspaper)
Author

>>21346689
mail pony
bar tender pony
taxi pony
street vendor pony

>>21346823

>Mayor's secretary

aww yeah I'd 'file' her reports

if you know what I mean

I'd work diligently in an effort to better contribute to the growing prosperity of Ponyville[spoier]

>>21346823
>>21346843
Oh, right! Yeah that makes sense. Think I've got a good selection of options now. :)

Also, here's a screenshot of my notes to give you an idea of what I have in mind so far.

>>21346855
>taxi pony
this fills me with mirthful amusement for reasons I can't quite articulate

>>21346893

Wouldnt it just be a ponydriven cart?

>>21346906
yeah, I'm picturing something like the chariot service Twilight got in ep1
but it's still just a really amusing image to me

>>21346915
Yellow Chariots with black checkers down the sides. All driven by immigrant ponies with limited use of the english language.

>>21346893

The thought of a horse riding a cart driven by a horse?

Honestly, reminds me of a rickshaw.

>>21346864

Dat cougar pony.

> Captcha: Dinerity misconduct.

Are you suggesting something, captcha?

Figure somepony might find the idea amusing.

dear god, the subliminal subversion! The clear reptilian undertones. This is the most nefarious cartoon ever!

>>21346978

"how bout a treat... Trixie?"

>>21346978
alternately, she sees your penis, pic.

>>21346992
You missed a whole thread a day ago about this, /x/. Go read the 80s cartoon animation credits and the list of 1976 Purdue Psychology graduates if you want to catch up.

>>21346997
YYYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

>>21347003
"You call that a penis?! I can make one better!"

>>21347009
REPTILIANS! ILLUMINATI! ONLY EXPLANATION FOR THE POPULARITY OF THIS SHIT!!!!


and severe lesbian subtext, i suppose...

>>21347043

What would happen if Spike tried to chat up Rarity in front of Trixie?

Would Trixie be compelled to one up Spike and charm Rarity too?

naughty thoughts... COMMENCE!

It's on, /co/

>In before ends in sex.

>>21347075

I am amused by the thought of Spike realizing this, then hitting on ALL the ponies, just to see how far her can make Trixie go.

>>21347095

>>21347095
Manticore was tamed by Fluttershy

Fluttershy was beaten by Gilda

Clearly, Gilda would beat the Manticore

>>21347095
Unless Manticore has a vag, it's not ending in sex.

>>21347095

>ends in sex, then awkward pillowtalk when Manticore finds out the nice pony who helped him get that cursed thorn out of his paw was once screamed at by Gilda.

>>21347095

It ends in sex.

>>21347105

Manticore kicked all the pony's asses before Fluttershy tamed it.

>>21347131
... It always does, doesn't it? I blame 4chan for this mindset.

>>21347105
Manticore was tamed by Fluttershy
(rock) (paper)
Fluttershy was beaten by Gilda
(paper) (scissors)
Clearly, Gilda would beat the Manticore
DOES NOT COMPUTE
+++ Divide By Cucumber Error. Please Reinstall Universe And Reboot +++

>>21347146
>>21347152

The Manticore wasnt 'tamed' by Fluttershy, she just calmed it down is all

It isnt like the thing followed them for the rest of their journey (holy shit! Epic NMM Manticore duel!)

But here's an interesting thought...Griffons and Manticores are both half lion

But Griffons are half eagle, while Manticores are half scorpion

And we ALL know which out of those two preys on the other...

>>21347152

Well of course it makes sense.

The manticore IS kind of a dweeb.

>>21344184
gimme some sugarcubes, filly.

>>21347152

>+++ Divide By Cucumber Error. Please Reinstall Universe And Reboot +++

Here you go Hex

Feelling better now?

>>21347184

FUND THIS!!!

>>21347171
YEAH SCORPIONS KILLERS OF ALL BIRDS

Maybe I'll think of something better later.

>>21347184
Nice!

>>21347152
>Gilda
>scissors
oh man, if only this were /u/

Just present the villains with Apple Bloom and have her give them the puppy dog look. They'll melt upon seeing her cuteness and forever be cured of jerky behaviour.

>>21347095

Somebody make a pokemon fight screen out of this!

>>21347171

Eagles and Scorpions. Where have I heard this again?

Oh shi-

>>21347207

Does this mean that Kane's ultimate goal was to travel to Ponyville so that he could cuddle with Fluttershy and lick her mane affectionately?

>>21347237
is't that every man's dream and main goal in life?

Question to the fanfic writers out there. I'm writing a GildaXPinkie thing, and I'm doing it in the context of them in human form. Do I really need to establish this or do you think it's possible to get it by mere context

anybody else having bad captcha problems with noko

captcha´s been acting up.

>>21347356
Not a fanfic writer, but could be an issue if you bring up "hoof" and "mane" or their human counterparts.

Also I don't use noko, but am having captcha problems, too.

Here /co/ now you can make your own pony OC! Enjoy!

http://dolldivine.com/pony.html

>>21347449
no hoof or mane, using human body and clothing to emphasize the context of it all. I'm using Pony and Griffons as kind of like a class definition. Like upper vs lower.

anybody else get weird impulses to buy lady gaga cds after watching MLP???

(this is the fourth time i tried to post, blocked by 'not connecting to reCaptcha', coincidence? Or Illuminati influence?)

>>21347477
Nope, still hate it.

>>21347477
I don't think so, no.

>>21347477
It makes me want to watch more Precure.

It's a Japanese conspiracy.

>>21347356
Just be sure to specify that they have proper hands and it should be easy enough to figure out.

>well I just got up let's check /co/ for some MLP goodes--
>ALL ABOUT FUCKING PORN
Fuck you, /co/. I don't mind some porn either but these used to be nice threads.

>>21347736
C'mon now, not even half the thread's about the porn.

>>21347872
Fair enough. I kind of gave up scrolling after a while.

>>21347477
Gaga =/= MLP. Not even Lady Gaga pony makes me feel interested in her.

>>21347923
Well... at least I suppose you already got to watch yesterday's episode, right? Also, just in case you don't know, there are downloads o the former episodes on the plus thread.

"...But you will never have the amazing show stopping ability of the great and powerful TRIXIE!" and she gallopped off behind a cloud of smoke.
"Why that Little-"
"Just let her go!" Twilight said to Rainbow Dash, "Maybe someday she'll learn her lesson."'
"Yeah, I know," Rainbow Dash poubted in dissapointment, though she had no intention of following Trixie, she merely wanted to give Applejack an excuse to pull on her tail... "Say, where IS Applejack, anyway?"

Trixie, meanwhile Galloped triumphantly out of the City limits with the victorious muffled screams of her hogtied, apple-gagged prize behind her.

is it slow because of all the captcha issues or are saturday pony threads just generally slow?

>>21348013
Pony threads in the morning are always slow.

But reCaptcha is not helping one bit.

Confound these ponies, they drive me to write fan fiction:

"I know what you're up to!"
"You do?"
"I do and let me tell I'm not going to let you get the best of me, I'm not going back" Gilda said, firmly clasping onto Pinkie's shirt collar. Gilda had earlier pulled Pinkie into the corner to confront her about what Gilda believed to be a trap against her.
"I have been patient and cool about it, but you're on my last nerve. I'm not gonna let you get me mad. I'm not going back to that place ever again!” Gilda said practically snarling the words out with each breath.
"Do what, and back where?! I just wanted to throw you a party hoping to fix your attitude. I thought it'd be nice." Pinkie Pie smiled brightly. To Gilda it appeared either very sincere, or extremely cunning. For some reason she decided to give her the benefit of the doubt.
"Look, just ease off me, ok? You and your annoying party pranks are getting me very mad. I'm not about to risk losing my cool. Don't make me do something I'll regret. Just take your pink self-back to your lame pony friends and leave me and Dash alone. I'm not going to waste any more time without her." Gilda made to turn away and as she did Pinkie tugged at her aviator jacket sleeve.
"Why are you so afraid of losing time with Dash? She's our friend too, why won't you share her?!” With those words Gilda turned back and yelled at her, "Because I spent too many years without her! Do you know how hard it is to be in prison hoping that someday you’d get out, and hope to find the love of your life?" Gilda clasped her hands over her mouth realizing all that she said. She couldn't believe what she had just said, and especially to whom she just told it to.

>>21348042

All pony threads seem to slow down a bit on weekends.

>>21348070
I'm really not cool with an ex-con Gilda.

>>21348070

"Forget I ever said that, just leave me alone!", as she once again tried to turn, this time to run, Pinkie bounced in front of her.

"OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH! Well if you just wanted time with Dash why didn't you say so? We don't mind sharing. We want you to be happy. Just like us! If you want to spend a day with Dash we'll leave you guys alone." Pinkie smiled brightly at Gilda. Gilda didn't know what to think, she was mad for what she just told her, but confused that Pinkie didn't bother to use this new information against her. Taking a moment to compose herself; she was now more curious to see if maybe Pinkie was pretending to ignore what she said earlier and instead announce it to the town later. Gilda decided it was best to deal with it now, and let Pinkie know what kind of consequences she was looking at if she decided to run off and snitch.

"Look, if you so much as utter a word about what I just said, I will run you down and drop your corpse off the tallest cliff."

Pinkie just stared at her.

"I'm warning you!"

Pinkie continued to just stare at her, with the dumb, yet happy and energetic face of hers.

"Why, are you pretending to ignore what I said!? Are you going to run off and tell everyone! Don't you even want to know what I was in for?!"

Gilda was seething, she was sure Pinkie was up to something. "Well, don't you!?"

>>21348126
"Not really. So you went to pony jail, it's no biggie. Jail birds make the best partiers, and besides none of that matters here." Pinkie bounced up and down with a bit of genuine excitement.

"So are you going to run off and tell everyone about it?" Gilda asked watching Pinkie's bouncing.

"Not unless you want me to, gossip isn't my thing, just parties." she beamed putting a bit more bounce into a rhythm that must be only in Pinkie's head. Gilda was a little intrigued by this; she had never really looked or noticed Pinkie before. To her Pinkie was just another young lame pony girl, trying to steal her Dash away, but as she looked at Pinkie she couldn’t help but notice how young and attractive she was. She wasn’t anything like the other girls, she must’ve been a few years younger than her and Dash, she looked barely older than Fluttershy, who was a push in age limits by Gilda’s standards. Pony girls were definitely different, but Pinkie was more different than the rest. Griffon’s rarely got along with the Pony class; it was just basically a social stigma. Gilda though had fallen in love with Dash while at camp. Military school took what it could get, and there were no distinctions there. Ponies, Griffons, it was all the same, they just wanted good pilots, and Dash was the best. To Gilda, Dash was her world, the only thing that mattered, and this girl had somehow managed to wedge herself into Dash’s world; a world where Gilda wanted to be the only inhabitant.

Still she couldn’t help but keep her eyes off of Pinkie; she was a petite but still well-developed girl. She continued to stare till Pinkie’s question broke her out of the semi-trance state she was in.

“I said, were you really in Pony jail?!”

“What, what’s it to you if I was? What do you care anyway?”

“I was just wondering, were you in there a long time? I bet it’s been a long time since you got any pony tail. Is that why you want time with Dash?”

>>21348161
Gilda’s face went beet red at the sudden question.

“That is none of your business! Are you making assumptions about me?!” Gilda was shocked more than angry at this, she had gotten used to Pinkie’s unassuming demeanor. It was true though, it had been a while since she had been intimate with any girl, Pony or Griffon. She had only just gotten out, the first thing on her mind was Dash, but it wasn’t for that. After graduation, she had kept getting stationed all over Equestria, so she had fun while off duty. Whether it was because she felt lonely and was trying to fill that void, or because she was going along with her squadron mates, she didn’t know why she would do it, but she would have her way with those girls, all the while still thinking about Dash. Shortly after her last deployment, she was arrested and sentenced; she had no one then and she served her time alone with no contact but the daily visit from the guard to deliver her meals. She can’t even remember the name of the girl she was with before then.

“Just what exactly makes you assume that about me?” Gilda was a bit self-conscious about her life style but she knew very well she couldn’t hide it.

“Oh! Well, I just hear things about girl Griffons who keep girl pony friends.” Pinkie had said coyly.

Gilda hadn’t noticed it till now but Pinkie had stopped bouncing and was standing very differently now. She had her hand on the table and was kind of arching her back and sticking her hip out slightly. Gilda swallowed, she didn’t know what to think. Was Pinkie just tired of bouncing, or was she standing that way for a reason. Gilda decided to shrug it off and continue out.

>>21348210
“Well, I’m gonna get back to the party. Just. Just try and stay out of my way.” As she said so, Pinkie slowly walked toward her and put her hands on the pleats of her jacket. She stood in such a way that made Gilda blush. She wasn’t sure what to think, say, or even consider was going on.

“You know, I hear those jails can be very, very, lonely. You know there’s nothing to break lonesomeness than being at a party. I think though, that I threw the wrong kind of party for you.” Pinkie stared up at Gilda as she said this, her eyes wide as marbles. Gilda blushed further; she gulped and stuttered, “Y-You don’t say? I’m not a big p-party person, what kind of party would you even think I’d like. What kind of lame idea do you have in mind?!”

Pinkie reached up and put her mouth next to Gilda’s ear and softly said. “Meet me at the Library bedroom on the second floor. It’ll be… a private party.” Pinkie softly pushed her self away and slowly strolled out toward the guest hall, turning back and giving a sly grin back to Gilda.

Gilda was dumbfounded, she was in shock. Out in the hall you could hear Pinkie pies regular joyful noises and the sound of the party going on.

>>21348210

>>21348230
that's it for now, was just wanting some feed back to see if people could get the human angle or not. Started on the next part, but it will be some time before i'm done. I'm slow at writing since I haven't done it since high school.

>>21348241

They were humanized? Funny, I didn't notice.

>>21347198
Nicely done!
btw, it looks like there's a version for every prominent character except Twilight, Rarity and Gilda. Am I wrong on this?

Okay, let's be honest for a second. How many of you are NOT women?

>>21348285
21 year old male, here. Ponies feel good, man.

>>21348285

I'm a Spoiler Man.

>>21348285

22 year old male, turning 23 in a little more than a month.

>>21348285
late 20s male. I'm used to it though since I hail from /u/ and love magical girls animu.

>>21348285
I'm not.

http://www.dolldivine.com/pony.html

PONY MAKER.

Not in the style of Friendship is Magic, but still... PONIES.

>>21348374

Fuck yeah ponies

Man here.

>>21348258
Thanks!

Actually, the only one I haven't done yet was Gilda, I was wondering if she could be turned on a character or just for combat. Though she seems to have a fanbase, so...

>>21348250
hmmm maybe i should change tactics. oh well

For research purposes:

What do ponies eat?

Is there other lands/kingdoms that are not Equestria, in the pony world?

>>21348301
This was apparently posted by my evil twin, because it's the same for me (okay, a month and a half, but still).

>>21348487
Twilight ate a daffodil and daisy sandwich in episode 3

>>21348457
Note: when this one of Rarity was done, I lacked good screencaps for this... maybe I'll try setting another one to the scene now. (Preferably one that doesn't hide half her face...)

>>21348487
Looks like a combination of real human foods and pony foods. They'll eat apples and hay and stuff, but we also see (for example) the sweet shop, the Apple family's baked goods, and that bottle of hot sauce. Good chance that they're vegetarians as a rule - we haven't seen any meat to my recollection.

>>21348487
things so far in the show
apples, flowers, hay, and apparently chocolate chip cookies (which turned out badly baked into something else)

>>21348461
I think all those references to "pony jail" and such threw us off.

>>21348552
I considered that, can't really think of a better alternative so far, but I'll definitely revise it. Thanks.

>>21348457
>>21348521
Much appreciated.

Do what thou what wilt with Gilda, I'm sure either/or will be good.

>>21348618
Thank you! Now that someone's expecting it, I guess I'll have to come up with something for her.

Inb4 half those characters reappear invalidating anything I can think of.

/g/ here, I came for this picture >>21348243
but then I made a word cloud of this thread.

ponies...

>>21348839
>gilda is said more than pony

Also
>Fluttershy way, mean cum

>>21348839
oh lawd

>>21348839
Good to see there's less explicit porn stuff than I expected...

>>21348965
where's Rarity's wetdream?

>>21349009

>>21348618
Whaddayaknow, I actualy came up with something.

Didn't notice dolphin-pony before

>>21349160
There's a brown Big Mac in the opening when TS lands

>>21349369

>>21349161
BRILLIANT!

>>21347736
If this one is not relevant to your interests, that's fine. It's not like we don't have enough pony threads.

>>21349161
G seems like she'd respond positively to the third answer.

>>21349618
Thanks.

>>21349692
PRECISELY my idea when I was writing!

Second wave ready

>>21349692
Oh man. Now I'm imagining rude sex, with both participants being all bitchy like her.

>>21349751
Thanks for all you've done.
When I was thinking to myself, I was wondering, 'who could he possibly do next?', then I realized: THE MAYOR!

If u do happen to make one, I suggest posting it when a new thread pops up.

>>21349911
Well no I am too. I bet Dash was like that more when they were in school.

>>21350052
Dude. The mayor?! THAT never crossed my mind. Oh well, one thing I can tell you: DON'T EVEN THINK about Ms Cake, we have to draw a line somewhere.

Anyway, don't expect even the Mayor any time soon, I guess I'm going to rest a bit after we change threads, maybe later work on personal stuff... If I do it, anyway, I'll try to post it on the plus thread, OK?

>>21349911
>>21350074
Prehensile tail, prehensile tail everywhere.

>>21349600
I bet the blue unicorn and the one next to him are gay for each other.

>>21350345
With the kind of male/female ratio this show has, where would they find the time to be?

>>21350995
Okay, I kinda see your point there...

>>21343471

I'm blind, and cant seem to find any links to this weeks' Ep. of MLP. Any of you kind Ponies or Bronies able to show me the way, or link?

>>21351366
Episode 1:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tjl8XulH51E&fmt=35
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkeLzQv7Mn4&fmt=35

Episode 2:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEp7qudNVfo&fmt=35
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJ-1QaqjwpQ&fmt=35

Episode 3:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfNH4XTKM2I&fmt=35
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmOt15wxv84&fmt=35

Episode 4:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bd_-aXTVA4E&fmt=35
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LL8EIKbLQUY&fmt=35

Episode 5:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Onrz3QyPrU&fmt=35
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toPL1xDzUdE&fmt=35

>>21351397
Episode 6:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YGDnO6g1EU&fmt=35
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FmUViQuqg4&fmt=35

Not bad for a trackpad training... coloring RD was the worst part by far.

Alright bronies, we're on the bottom of page 14.

New thread:
>>21350413
>>21350413
>>21350413

I wish I had a higher res of this.