ok.

God can't hear your prayers
He's too busy laughing

Today, we are going to Tijuana!

Sorry but today's episode is about exploring your anus, son..

>>21323450
Today class, you will feel what it is like to go from cow to hamburger.

>>21323450

Dude. It's NEVER normal. You fuckin' KNOW this.

Why the hell haven't you transferred by now, you masochistic fuck?

>>21323474
What argument is he going to make to his parents? "My science teacher is insane and keeps sending us on adventures?" They'd think he was making shit up.

Wait, no, on second thought I'm not sure about that. Wasn't there a parent-teacher conference episode where the parents got to go on a field trip or something?

>>21323502
yeah, but the frizzle just showed them the bats that lived in the old church and nothing more.

>>21323516
Okay, yeah. Then she's definitely done a good enough job at information management that a strategy like that is going to end in abject failure.

On every one of these field trips, at least two students never return, but nobody ever remembers them.

It occurred to me the other day that the episode where they go inside Arnold and end up in his intestines was a MAJOR invasion of his privacy.

>>21324207

Frizzle got waivers from everyone first day of class.

>>21324207

There are episodes where the bus goes insides a cake as it's cooked.

At the end after the bus is removed they eat the cake.

That the bus was inside. The same bus that was inside someone's intestine at one point.

So, does anyone know where to find the Sex Education episode?

>>21324225
it goes through a FUCKING CAR WASH

>>21324503

>>21324503
Episode 34: "Goes Upstream". Granted, it's with salmon, not humans. But the mating process is shown graphically, on screen.

>>21324225
you ever consider she cleans the bus

>>21324562
Pic related, it's Carlos being fertilized. I am not making this shit up, gentlemen.

>>21324562
Episode 34, eh?

>>21324634
Yeah, talk about amazing coincidences, right?

>>21324207
Agreed. She was in a little boy's asshole. I wonder if she went to one of the girl's gyno exams. Might as well fly up her cunt to show the kids the inner workings of a vag.

>>21324690
Technically they only got as far as the large intestine. There's still feet and feet of that before it becomes anything recognizable.

it's ironic

a Show about cience, using a "magical " bus

>>21324720
mind+blown

>>21324720
Yeah I get the feeling she isn't very popular among witches anymore

>>21324720
Any sufficently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. The Bus is capable of such feats because it's a TARDIS or something similar.

>>21324838

Ihere needed to be an episode where the bus traveled inside of the bus to explain how it worked.

>>21324889
>the bus travelling inside the bus to see how it worked
lolwat

>>21324746
beatricebus.jpg

>>21324941
bonus feature: if you look closely you'll notice that battler was cast as arnold

>>21324889
but what if one of the students accidentally step on or crush the bus while it travelled inside the bus?

>>21324690
>I wonder if she ever went to the girls' gyno exams

Yup. Every one. But not with the class as a fieldtrip.

>>21324987
wait that's actually possible somehow

>>21324562
>>21324634
Why must you ruin such a wholesome and fun childhood memory, 4chan?

You know it just hit me that Ms. Frizzle may have in fact been a witch.

This is the very first time this occurred to me...

Huh.

>>21325017
the internet is not for your brain
on the silicon superhighway the sinkholes are insane
don't let perversion seize
your childhood memories
be careful here in the digital domain

>sex education episode
>episode 34
Carlos is behind this. He must be.

>>21325040
What's that from?

>>21325039
A common theory has it that she is a Time Lord, and that The Bus is a TARDIS.

>>21324889
With Quantum theory, we can!


"Quantum entanglement, also called the quantum non-local connection, is a property of certain states of a quantum system containing two or more distinct objects, in which the information describing the objects is inextricably linked such that performing a measurement on one immediately alters properties of the other, even when separated at arbitrary distances. Specifically, such a system is said to be in an entangled state if it cannot be written as the tensor product of its constituent subsystems. This discovery posed a serious conceptual challenge to physicists of the day, because faster-than-light influences were assumed to be prohibited by special relativity. In that framework, it was thought superluminal effects would lead to causal contradictions because a change of reference frame can reverse the order of the events. It is now understood that while these nonlocal correlations do occur, they cannot be used to transmit information and thus do not violate causality. "

Only racists, say the otherwise

>>21323450
First freaking episode, and he couldn't take it.

The way I remember it, the bus merely shrunk the children so that they could travel inside of it. Ridiculously unsafe though. They went through the gas-tank and everything. As far as I remember they weer also inside the engine when the gas was vaporized and combusted. They were blown up inside the engine.

And that fat bastard with his peanut butter sandwiches...

Oh, since we're on the subject of 34, whatever happened between Arnold and that chick in the girls bathroom when everyone became water?
She ran out crying.

>>21325089
RedheadBecomesFrozenJohnLennon.gif

>>21325059
a song i am writing
it's unfinished though

I miss magic schoolbus ;_;

>>21325089
He should have died instantly. Cool science lesson, Magic School Bus.

the hub should pick up this series since they are practicly running on nostalgia

>>21325159
Pretty sure they covered that in the "call to the producer" segment at the end.

>>21325179
+1. Between this, MLP, and Fraggle Rock, I might actually get cable.

>>21325089
This scared the shit out of me as a kid.

Miss Frizzle is a Time Lady. It's an undeniable truth. Now I want to see a picture of her facing off with some Daleks.

>>21325159
>>21325180
yep they do that on every episode
they basically saying "okey dumbfucks this shit isn't posible on real life so STFU"

anyone have this?

>>21325089

oh god, that part really freaked me out when I was a kid. Also the ones where they went inside people.

>>21325208
"Hell" to the motherfucking "yeah". I've also got a few of the other MSB games back at home.

>>21325208
Putt-Putt Goes to the Moon > The Magic School Bus games

>>21325217
Ms. Frizzle's muscles were pretty cool. They used the dank air in the bus's tires though.

>>21325066
>A common theory has it that she is a Time Lord, and that The Bus is a TARDIS.

...wait, Ms. Frizzle is Iris Wildthyme?!
CANNOT UNSEE, OH MY GOD, I CANNOT UNSEE!

>>21325208
Yeah I had a copy.
>Just play the games on the planets and moons, and win tokens!
>For each token you find, I'll give you a hint. But you only get three~
In hindsight it wasn't very good, but there was enough amusement value to make it not matter to a 9-years-old kid.

>>21325226
oh yeah when she put them in her body throug his nose
that episode was pure fetish fuel

http://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/magic_school_bus/1

lolwut.

the tv ratings boxes are his gods. he is praying to them for mercy. only he can see the hovering black boxes and his classmates think him mad.

they should really try to bring the show back. Quite a while back /co/ was playing around with the Reunion idea in which Arnold ends up taking the mantel after the Frizz.

The best episode was the one where they played baseball on that no-friction field

>>21325286
I can see The Friz throwing Arnold her bus keys from her hospital bed, her final words to him being "Take chances, make mistakes, and get messy," before letting out a final breath as the heart monitor flatlines.

As Arnold closes his eyes for a brief moment in grief, he opens them again to find an empty bed and an open window.

>>21325314
Later, it turns out that she regenerated.

>>21325039
I think she is a time lord
think about it, with bus being a TARDIS

>>21325314
You know, I really can see Arnold becoming a teacher. Werid. Carlos probably grew up to be a stand up comedian.

>>21325330
Heck just about everyone she knew as a close friend I vote being Time Lords in retirement

>>21325329
I was going for a Y: The Last Man vibe, personally.

>>21325260
nor the books (really bad artist) or the games were good
the tv series was the only thing with quality in the franquise. Saddly

>>21323450

>>21325486
Ha! The fuuuu part replaced ooooh in my head. Then the rest of the theme song played as normal.

>>21325089
Why did his eyes turn purple?

>>21325510
this

>>21325486
I want this bigger.