[As Twilight speaks, Spike has pulled away, circled around her, and has begun pulling her up from a seated position, which TS reluctantly leaves.]
Spike: [whining] Come ON! [In front of TS now, beckoning her towards the door] I promise you, everything out there will be completely chill.
Twilight: Spike, that had better not be a joke about snow.
[Spike and Twilight reach the door, and Spike pulls it open.]
[Exterior: Ponyville Library]
[The scene outside is utter chaos. Besides Jack Frost chasing several ponies, a giant mechanical harvesting machine has gone haywire and is leaving a path of destruction in its wake, with Rarity and Applejack not far behind. Pinkie Pie bounces by on a pogo stick carrying a bulging sack, laughing maniacally. A large fireworks rocket zooms by, with Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer attached to it by a tether, wearing roller-skates on 3 of his hooves, and a cast on his fourth, with Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy on his tail. In the background, a building with a huge pile of presents on the roof collapses.]
Unnamed Ponies: Eeek!
Jack Frost: Muah hah ha ha!
Rarity: It's headed for the Ponyville Dam!
Applejack: I'll head'er off at the pass!
Pinkie Pie: Hee hee hee! I am the QUEEN of the season!
Rainbow Dash: Don't worry, I'll catch him and SAVE XMAS!
Fluttershy [pauses and turns around after hearing the building collapse]: *gasp*! The hospital!
[Focus on Twilight and Spike, who are still in the doorway. Their mouths are help open in surprise and dread. Off screen explosions and shattering glass are heard.]
Spike: Is it too late for me to just close the door?
[Cue Opening Theme]