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    24 KB Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)14:25 No.21305449  
    Time for a new homestuck general

    Subjects for speculation (again)
    What will be prototyped for Jade?
    When will we get the next flash?
    what will Jacks reaction to being bitch slapped by a puppet be?
    Will Rose respond?
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)14:26 No.21305466
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    >> presihemp george w.(eed) kush {the war in HIGHraq}|||DCUO BETATESTER !3NgN9Q.O46 11/18/10(Thu)14:27 No.21305490
    sage this gay shit
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)14:28 No.21305515
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    1. Nothing at first, then Grandpa Harley.
    2. At the end of act 5.
    3. RAGE.
    4. Maybe...?
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)14:33 No.21305590
    >What will be prototyped for Jade?
    The kernelsprite will engulf Jade's entire house, prototyping everything at once.
    >When will we get the next flash?
    >what will Jacks reaction to being bitch slapped by a puppet be?
    >Will Rose respond?
    Yes, but it will be with "No John I will not marry you."
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)14:33 No.21305592
    >What will be prototyped for Jade?
    Nothing at all, John has got this shit figured out.

    >When will we get the next flash?
    The end of the Act.

    >what will Jacks reaction to being bitch slapped by a puppet be?
    How does Jack react to everything? He'll be immensely pissed and then attempt to stab it.

    >Will Rose respond?
    Uh... why wouldn't she? She's always made time for John before, I don't see why she'd blow him off now. Unless that 'time of darkness' thing that Kanaya was blathering about has happened offscreen and Rose is being fucked by Outer Gods.
    >> gentlemanofLeisure 11/18/10(Thu)14:34 No.21305614
    1) a suit of armor maybe?
    2) end of the act?
    3) priceless.
    4) probably.
    >> torpidSearcher 11/18/10(Thu)14:43 No.21305758
    After medium: Granpa. Before medium: I am hoping for them cute little fruits.

    End of act. Depending on how far away it is; we might get one before.

    Rage? Pretty much his reaction to everything I thought.

    Yeah, propably.
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)14:48 No.21305828
    -Gotta be something special. Probably not one of the red herrings the tower is filled with.
    -End of act.
    -Why wouldn't she?
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    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)14:59 No.21306037

    Well, there's hope you might be good at this one day.
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)14:59 No.21306045
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    >Will Rose respond?
    Oh she'll respond all right.
    >> Straxus !3UsA1tiYFI 11/18/10(Thu)15:00 No.21306050
    I'm just curious, Who else thought or thinks Jade is Asian? I'm not sure why. I'm just driven to it. Even though she is John's biological sister.
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)15:03 No.21306098

    Well I thought if affiramitve action were to hit, Jade would be made asian.

    Or maybe John made black.
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)15:03 No.21306107
    Their races are technically ambiguous.
    Jade, along with John, can be Asian, if you so prefer.
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)15:04 No.21306121
    all humans seem white
    although jade may be heavily tanned
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)15:04 No.21306133
    They're all white get over it.
    John has blue eyes, Jade has green eyes, Dave's an albino, and Rose is a special case.
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)15:06 No.21306167
    Hussie has gone on record saying they have no defined race. Sure, it'd be hard to imagine Rose or Dave as black with their golden locks, but technically, they could be. It's all up to interpretation, because it's not really important.
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)15:09 No.21306237
    That logic is fucking retarded and you know it. They're children of people who have no biological parents. They were created from themselves. They don't have to follow the typical rules of genetics, hence Rose's and Dave's eye colors (Hussie has also confirmed Dave is not albino, so fuck you).
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)15:11 No.21306282
    You are correct.
    Then again this entire discussion is also retarded.
    >> presihemp george w.(eed) kush {the war in HIGHraq}|||DCUO BETATESTER !3NgN9Q.O46 11/18/10(Thu)15:12 No.21306288
    someones jelly that whites r the master race rodfl
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)15:12 No.21306304
    They do have parents. They were cloned from the DNA of their respective parents.
    Bro and Mom = Dave and Rose
    Gramma and Grampa = John and Jade
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)15:13 No.21306313

    Do you get off on your bad trolling?
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)15:14 No.21306336
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    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)15:14 No.21306337
    No, I said "They're children of people who have no biological parents."
    Nanna, Hass, Mom, and Bro have no parents. They are literally pure paradox.
    >> presihemp george w.(eed) kush {the war in HIGHraq}|||DCUO BETATESTER !3NgN9Q.O46 11/18/10(Thu)15:14 No.21306344
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    bno i am not "trolling" your're just mad
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)15:16 No.21306372
    I thought that really early on when Jade first showed up, but no longer think that.

    My mental image of them all is just a sort of generic white American.
    >> asphaltLizard 11/18/10(Thu)15:17 No.21306403
    So, Cal laying the smackdown on Jack?

    This is where Puppetkind and Bunnykind are the strongest two strife decks on the game, with Cal and Robobunny being the strongest two weapons respectively
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)15:17 No.21306415
    Their paradox parents are, very literally, biological parents. Each contributed half of the child's genetic material.

    What they don't have is natural parents.
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    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)15:20 No.21306470
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    I think you mean Liv Tyler.
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)15:21 No.21306484
    You aren't getting this. Read my post carefully.
    I know John, Jade, Rose, and Dave have biological parents. But THEIR biological parents do NOT have biological parents. Since the guardians do not have any ancestors, they are not required to follow standard human genetics. And thus, their children are not required to either.
    This is why Rose and Dave can have violet and red eyes respectively, and why speculating on their race, which is purposefully left up to the reader, is stupid.
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)15:21 No.21306490
    There are *some* constraints - societal ones. Remember that John and Jade's biological parents were raised as foster children by Betty Crocker (and, briefly, Colonel Sassacre/Samuel Clemens) in early 20th century America, which means you have to account for racial tension having been part of their background IF their ex nihilo genetics weren't caucasian. Not impossible, surely. But worth noting.
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)15:24 No.21306540
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    >biological shit nobody cares about
    ughh you faggots can be really annoying
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)15:25 No.21306565
    for fuck sake we need a fucking flash now...
    we didn't what happened with dave and davesprite at LOHAC, now we have davesprite and bro (and lil cal) fighting Jack, John is setting up the entrance of Jade to the medium as huge ass meteor is getting each second closer.
    Hussie, seriously, if you are reading this, do not miss this chance, i think we all can wait a little just to see this happen
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)15:25 No.21306571
    >ughh you faggots can be really annoying

    welcome to the homosuck fandom
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)15:26 No.21306592
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    Oh lordy I lol'd
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)15:26 No.21306601
    It's on topic, plot related, not shipping, non-attention whoring, and debatable. It is a perfectly viable conversation piece.

    You are the faggot, my son.
    >> asphaltLizard 11/18/10(Thu)15:28 No.21306646
    Liz Tyler will have her own Bunny
    In her own session
    Along with Nick Cage, Bing Crosby and Bill Cosby
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)15:29 No.21306665
    no, that was the session that created the troll-verse
    >> asphaltLizard 11/18/10(Thu)15:31 No.21306701
    The four were filming "Jupiter besieging earth", when suddenly Jupiter actually fucking besieged earth.

    The four escaped into Sburb
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)15:31 No.21306710
    My money for Jade's prototype is on the magic cue ball or nothing. The former is a perfect "fatal mistake" - a powerful item she considers useless - and the latter has been foreshadowed up and down.
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)15:32 No.21306731
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    >hurr durr let's talk about some unimportant things like their skin color or biology, that's so interesting and entertaining I seriously like spending my time on this
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)15:33 No.21306757
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    Hey bro I made you something.
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)15:33 No.21306765
    nick cage as seer of time
    "next" bad-assery
    >> psychedoutTheoretical !/4EvER/hxI 11/18/10(Thu)15:33 No.21306769
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    I though the Master Session involved Nicholas Cage, Samuel L. Jackson, Liv Tyler and Bruce Willis
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)15:33 No.21306773

    December 16th, asshole. December 16th.
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)15:33 No.21306778
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    >why are they talking about something they enjoy
    >this is not allowed.
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)15:34 No.21306803
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    Your anus.
    Prepare it.
    Try as you might, you cannot prepare your anus
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)15:34 No.21306804
    he's already admitted his debauchery before
    >> presihemp george w.(eed) kush {the war in HIGHraq}|||DCUO BETATESTER !3NgN9Q.O46 11/18/10(Thu)15:35 No.21306809
    >using a microimage of the full think instead of zooming in on k-on
    >not knowing im a k-on fan
    >being jelly

    0/10 your a gay
    >> asphaltLizard 11/18/10(Thu)15:35 No.21306810
    it could do, I just picked actors already famillier in Homestuck.

    Where is writerfag? She should be taking notes!
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)15:35 No.21306821
    The more I think about it, the more I realize I have no idea how Rose would react to John asking her about their "marriage." She's always been in control of her conversations, I want to see her be awkward as hell.
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    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)15:35 No.21306829

    hurr nobody wants to talk about my OC why wont they pay attention to me ;_;

    Nah, I'm kidding. But seriously, man, chill the fuck out.
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)15:35 No.21306835
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    hey these are really fun things I enjoy. pic related, it's me.
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)15:36 No.21306843
    It's Grant not Preshimap.
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)15:36 No.21306860
    Your butthurt is reaching astronomical levels, friend. Just calm your ass down and start another conversation, if you want to talk about something else.
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)15:37 No.21306872
    Do we think there'll be another update tonight?
    If Jack was kismesis partners with the Black Queen, why did he kill her?
    Why did DD made Bec. I seriously don't see why he'd make a guardian for something that's going to [probably] kill Jack,unless he's on the kids side (which I doubt)
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)15:37 No.21306875
    we need more writerfags
    the one we have has specific traits
    and their material is controversial

    also we just need more people doing it
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)15:37 No.21306878
    >you don't like what I like you butthurt. you so butthurt
    >> psychedoutTheoretical !/4EvER/hxI 11/18/10(Thu)15:38 No.21306885
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    gog, WF, get a fucking pen!!!!!
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)15:38 No.21306889
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    Attention duelists
    this thread is now about moirails
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)15:38 No.21306903
    Your either a shitty troll or an idiot. Either way, carry on.
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)15:39 No.21306921

    Jack didn't kill the queen. Liv Tyler killed the queen, and Jack took advantage of the situation... I think. It's been a while.

    And we still have yet to see what DD's ULTERIOR MOTIVES may be.
    >> psychedoutTheoretical !/4EvER/hxI 11/18/10(Thu)15:39 No.21306926
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    this just in!!!!!
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)15:39 No.21306927

    It was just an example of the kismesis relationship. I doubt the black and white guys can even reproduce, they just clone chess pieces.
    >> tinyPioneer !ICdZUHV3TM 11/18/10(Thu)15:39 No.21306929
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    >> writerfag !!ig4Goj5N18c 11/18/10(Thu)15:40 No.21306936
    I have this thing called school.
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)15:40 No.21306940
    they weren't kismesis partners you dipshit. kismesis is a quadrant of TROLL romance. their relation was what trolls would call a kismesissitude, yes, but they didn't feel like they need to fuck for some bullshit reasons.
    >> asphaltLizard 11/18/10(Thu)15:40 No.21306942
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    Sorry, all I'm good for is reposting my shitty OC and making crap like this
    >> presihemp george w.(eed) kush {the war in HIGHraq}|||DCUO BETATESTER !3NgN9Q.O46 11/18/10(Thu)15:40 No.21306947
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    attention faggots this thread is now about k-on
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)15:41 No.21306961
    AR was attracted to PM. They must breed or something, otherwise there wouldn't be two genders with potential feelings.
    And I need not bring up DDs smut.

    Eh. If he didn't want Liv to kill her why did he take her out of the box?
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)15:42 No.21306975
    holy shit
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)15:42 No.21306981
    It outright stated on the page
    "Humans would see this as hate, but trolls would see it as a classic case of Kismesitude. And they would be right"
    So fuck you, asstrain.
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)15:42 No.21306990
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    You're probably wondering "why did you make this?"
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)15:42 No.21306993

    Dude, Jack was perfectly fine with killing the black queen. Sure, he hated her to the point it was hinted that he wanted to fuck her, but if the queen let her guard down, it's her own damn fault. This isn't love we're talking here.
    >> writerfag !!ig4Goj5N18c 11/18/10(Thu)15:43 No.21307008
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    >> captainOlimar !!ooztLPjQLnv 11/18/10(Thu)15:43 No.21307010
    It is in the troll's session. Spades Slick totes wants to stab Snowball.
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    dont forget the revision i did!
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)15:44 No.21307027
    Jack and the Black Queen are hate-lovers. It seems like the Queen is much more into it than Jack, however.
    >> psychedoutTheoretical !/4EvER/hxI 11/18/10(Thu)15:45 No.21307046
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    never use PM and DD in the same sentence
    I always post this when such event comes to happen...
    >> gentlemanofLeisure 11/18/10(Thu)15:46 No.21307067
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    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)15:47 No.21307072
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    yes you fucking retard, but Dersites don't have any "black romance". this was just a relation, that trolls would call a blackrom. Dersites don't have fucking bucket sex. the same way dad and mom aren't matesprits. because humans aren't matesprits, they are lovers you piece of shit. get it right or die.
    >> psychedoutTheoretical !/4EvER/hxI 11/18/10(Thu)15:48 No.21307093
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    pic related
    it's you
    you're the hate
    >> presihemp george w.(eed) kush {the war in HIGHraq}|||DCUO BETATESTER !3NgN9Q.O46 11/18/10(Thu)15:49 No.21307106
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    no time for homosuck

    k-on thread
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)15:49 No.21307115
    How do you know? It outright STATES that it's kismesitude.

    That's snowman. Not DD or PM...
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)15:50 No.21307136
    >replying to both posts with trolling
    >> psychedoutTheoretical !/4EvER/hxI 11/18/10(Thu)15:51 No.21307138
    >That's snowman. Not DD or PM...
    check the bra and panties
    >> captainOlimar !!ooztLPjQLnv 11/18/10(Thu)15:51 No.21307147
    >PM with S8 outfit.jpg

    Also look at the diamond on her underwear.

    Also, she's white. Snowman is black.
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)15:52 No.21307174
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    PM is white bro.
    >> psychedoutTheoretical !/4EvER/hxI 11/18/10(Thu)15:54 No.21307192
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    he's just trolling, chump
    the pic is awesome
    you're awesome
    we all are awesome

    let's ride over the sunset, /co/

    also, more awesome
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)15:55 No.21307206
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    MJ is white bro.
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)15:55 No.21307210

    Either way, that picture is shit and stupid.
    >> presihemp george w.(eed) kush {the war in HIGHraq}|||DCUO BETATESTER !3NgN9Q.O46 11/18/10(Thu)15:56 No.21307229
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    finally thank you now i have a reason to post this
    >> captainOlimar !!ooztLPjQLnv 11/18/10(Thu)15:56 No.21307232
    Let's follow the line of conversation.

    >That's snowman.

    She's white. Snowman is black.
    >> psychedoutTheoretical !/4EvER/hxI 11/18/10(Thu)15:56 No.21307234
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    >Either way, that picture is shit and stupid.
    no, THIS one here is shit AND stupid
    at the same time
    and backwards
    >> captainOlimar !!ooztLPjQLnv 11/18/10(Thu)15:57 No.21307250
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    Who the hell is flipping out. You're the only one flipping out.

    Calm down.
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)15:58 No.21307258
    >average homosuck fan
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)15:58 No.21307259
    meanwhile in iran.jpg
    >> gentlemanofLeisure 11/18/10(Thu)15:58 No.21307263
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    Awesome enough?
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)15:58 No.21307270
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    MJ is dead bro.
    no problem Grant. btw that pic is old and I've seen it a lot of times.
    >> presihemp george w.(eed) kush {the war in HIGHraq}|||DCUO BETATESTER !3NgN9Q.O46 11/18/10(Thu)15:59 No.21307303
    yes its from 25 years ago i would call that old (at least as far as images go)
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)16:02 No.21307346
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    >> tinyPioneer !ICdZUHV3TM 11/18/10(Thu)16:02 No.21307349
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    I know you guys don't listen to me because, well, i'm me, but hear me out.

    I have Just finished my re-readthrough. Minus Hivebent. I want to wait a little bit so I can really comprehend it all. Its amazing. After that Skaian battle, so much had changed, so much had happened. Its truly amazing how Hussie made all this, let alone THOUGHT OF THE WHOLE IDEA AND DREW THE ART. He is TRULY TRULY talented. I even read both of his recaps, the ones with the long text. I got a lot out of those. I understand and appreciate it a lot more. It’s just…I don’t have words. Homestuck is a once in a lifetime comic. Complete with astounding animations and countless tracks of beautiful music.

    Now, something I don't understand is the "Homosuck is shit" thing and Grant. Homestuck is a very different medium with an amazing story, plot, characters and animation. There is nothing NOT to like about Homestuck it's truly something of great regard. The most complex thing I have read, but yet understood and well received. Just the most amazing thing.

    Anyone who still thinks "Homosuck is shit", give it a chance. You'll like it and thank me and all of us on 4chan for showing you such a great comic.
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)16:02 No.21307350
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    >this thread
    >> asphaltLizard 11/18/10(Thu)16:05 No.21307388
    Homosuck is shit
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    >doesn't understand Grant
    >doesn't understand homosuck is shit
    you will understand when you grow up
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)16:07 No.21307431

    People have differing opinions. Hussie has a complex story going, but the dude is not infallible. He consistently breaks the "Show, don't tell" rule of comic-making, which is something that can be very tedious. In fact, tedium can also be a problem in the way act 1 and act 5.1 are paced.

    There's also the fanbase. Shipping is nasty. OC self-inserts are nasty. Retards who can't seem to understand the very basics of the story they love so much are nasty. And while this isn't really the fault of the comic itself, it certainly detracts from the experience.

    This is some of the stuff I've picked up. I suspect someone else has some more legitimate complaints.
    >> presihemp george w.(eed) kush {the war in HIGHraq}|||DCUO BETATESTER !3NgN9Q.O46 11/18/10(Thu)16:07 No.21307439
    you're a huge goddamn baka
    >> gentlemanofLeisure 11/18/10(Thu)16:09 No.21307465
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    >> tinyPioneer !ICdZUHV3TM 11/18/10(Thu)16:11 No.21307499
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    But i'm not trolling. This is what I really think.
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)16:13 No.21307549

    I think he's trying to imply that people who don't like HS are trolling. Which is unfair and wrong, really.
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)16:14 No.21307559

    You are trying to understand trolls. Stop that. There is nothing there to understand, trust me.

    And besides, most of the people who post that stuff just hate the constant threads, not so much the comic itself.
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)16:14 No.21307570
    so people who like things you don't like are instantly trolls? nice logic.
    >> torpidSearcher 11/18/10(Thu)16:16 No.21307607
    Other way around. People who don't like what you like and won't stop telling you how stupid you are for liking it are trolls.
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)16:17 No.21307617
    I dun goofd. I mean people who don't like things you like.
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)16:17 No.21307618
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    Oh god tP you were serious? I don't even what is this
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)16:17 No.21307620

    If you honestly believe Grant and Crazy Obsessed Homosuck Guy are not trolls, then I weep for you.
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)16:19 No.21307647

    I think you have "People who don't like Homestuck" confused with "People who constantly spam HS threads to irritate retards".

    There exist legitimate complaints against HS, and people who don't like it. I know this concept must seem absolutely staggering to you, but please try to understand.
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)16:21 No.21307676
    Vriska, one of the most important characters in Homestuck, is a 13-year-old alien girl with a robotic arm and an eyepatch with seven lights on it. She carries 8 magical 8-sided dice, which she uses to fight.

    She builds doomsday machines. This is only mentioned once.

    She can control peoples' minds from great distances.

    She used to have x-ray vision because of her 8 pupils.

    She can "steal luck" by touching someone, causing them to die.

    She has secret communication with a mysterious omnipotent figure.

    She is incredibly rich. She has rocket boots. She dresses fashionably and always looks super cool when she fights. She doesn't take shit from anyone, except the omnipotent white text guy.

    She kills and maims people constantly, but people still hang out with her.

    Homestuck is not amazing.
    >> gentlemanofLeisure 11/18/10(Thu)16:22 No.21307696
    You really think the haters are going to give a fuck? No offense.
    Have I wronged you in some way, Sir?
    >> torpidSearcher 11/18/10(Thu)16:22 No.21307702
    I know that there are those people too. Which is why I specified that they also had to constantly tell us how idiotic we are for liking it in order to be trolls.

    I have no problems with people who just don't like homestuck. I will not exactly understand them, but I can accept their existance.
    >> presihemp george w.(eed) kush {the war in HIGHraq}|||DCUO BETATESTER !3NgN9Q.O46 11/18/10(Thu)16:23 No.21307711
    u maid
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)16:23 No.21307721
    sage for shitty cartoon
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)16:24 No.21307745
    Everyone shut up

    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)16:25 No.21307761
    screencapped this shit
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)16:25 No.21307766
    Quick, while they're distracted, let's change the subject to something that isn't super embarrassing to all fans of this comic!
    >> Jon !!blJGGobqLpt 11/18/10(Thu)16:25 No.21307768
    Can't we just agree on the fact that Homestuck is the comic designed to destroy /co/
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)16:26 No.21307776
    The homosuck guy is a troll due to his unoriginality, you'd think he'd have more images to post than the same handful over and over.

    Grant however is a loveable scamp.
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)16:26 No.21307784
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    >> asphaltLizard 11/18/10(Thu)16:27 No.21307785
    But non of this matters because she's an irredeemable bitch
    >> DFG !!kYbu75XE1yr 11/18/10(Thu)16:27 No.21307786
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)16:29 No.21307827

    No one intelligent really thinks she's a good character
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)16:30 No.21307853

    She has her moments. Specifically her pesterlogs with John. Other than that, she's shit.
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)16:30 No.21307857

    and that's true in-universe too

    everyone thinks she's a stupid immature bitch

    she is explicitly called out as such several times
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)16:30 No.21307863

    We will now sit and discuss how much better the comic would be if she would just die. Like, seriously Jesus Christ just die already.
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)16:30 No.21307864
    most of us posting them don't want to waste much effort on you
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)16:32 No.21307894

    I'll agree with the mind control thing being overpowered. However, I have a couple points of contention:

    First, while she is in contact with an omnipotent being, that being is also using her as a pawn. Doc Scratch also doesn't limit his communication to Vriska - he's spoken to Aradia of his own accord, and Terezi was able to figure out how to contact him.

    Second, I have no idea where you came up with the "steal luck" thing.

    Third, she does take shit from people. It's pretty well established that most of the other trolls tolerate her antics at best and utterly despise her at worst. She got her arm and eye blown off by Doc Scratch, and also got the shit kicked out of her by Aradia, so so much for being perfect and unbeatable. Without her mind powers she's fairly weak and easy to take out.
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)16:32 No.21307899
    I love the way everyone was a frigid asshole towards her in Alterniabound except for Feferi
    ")(A)(A)(A W)(AT-EV-ER"
    >> Jon !!blJGGobqLpt 11/18/10(Thu)16:32 No.21307902
    Maybe not intentionally, but it's a cycle that will keep happening as long as homestuck fans keep agknowledging the trolls and getting so annoyed by it. Eventually Presihemp is gonna get a decent job and move out of the studio apartment he lives in to a house where he can accept himself enough to stop trolling Homestuck threads.
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)16:33 No.21307910


    Oh that is just rich
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)16:33 No.21307919
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    And then she got the shit beaten out of her.

    And fell in love with Nic Cage.
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)16:33 No.21307921
    Homestuck is supposed to be ridiculous, dumbass.
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)16:34 No.21307928


    Hi, you must be new here.
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)16:34 No.21307941
    >implying it is only 1 person
    I can as well imply only 1 person likes hs and makes all these threads. Go back to retard town.
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)16:35 No.21307957
    I find it hilarious that my mind automatically change Homestuck to Homosuck.

    I like the series, but god damn those hilarious image macros have infected my brain.
    >> torpidSearcher 11/18/10(Thu)16:35 No.21307958
    The steal luck thing was demonstrated in the Alterniabound flash game.

    I really, really, hate describing characters by their powers. Describing them by their personality is so much better.
    Anyways: She is a huge bitch (bluh, bluh). This is outright stated and she is treated as such.
    This does not make her a terrible character.
    >> presihemp george w.(eed) kush {the war in HIGHraq}|||DCUO BETATESTER !3NgN9Q.O46 11/18/10(Thu)16:35 No.21307960
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    >implying i live in a studio appartment
    >implying i do not have a great job
    >implying ur not jelly
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)16:36 No.21307980
    >Second, I have no idea where you came up with the "steal luck" thing.

    That was from the Alterniabound flash. On the way to her room she encounters an escaped monster and she kills it by stealing all its luck away.
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)16:36 No.21307986
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    >Thinks there's only one person ever who doesn't like 3 Homosuck threads on the front page.
    >My face.
    I'm a pretty big fan oh Homestuck and all, and check the website for updates constantly. I just did.

    But you are a retard.
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)16:37 No.21308010

    Ah, okay. I didn't get that far in Alterniabound, so I didn't see it. My bad!
    >> torpidSearcher 11/18/10(Thu)16:38 No.21308017
    I admit, I want to be in the DCUO beta too. (so jelly!)
    Though it would propably fuck up my studies more than they already are.

    Let's talk about something that is not hating/anti-hating homestuck.

    How powerfull are the sprites anyway? We have seen them in flashes with varying strength and powers. The most common being a beam of the associated color.
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)16:38 No.21308019
    Same. At this point Homosuck is like an affectionate nickname for Homestuck in my mind

    It makes all those HOMOSUCK IS SHIIIIIT macros a lot funnier
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)16:38 No.21308034
    Same here. I think those images are hilarious too.
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)16:39 No.21308037
    Vriska IS fucking awful. The only people who like her are the waifu-worshiping neckbeards who want to 'fix' her and the deviantart scum who clog the arteries of this fandom. She's not even 'we love to hate her' material, she is just a fucking miserable character. I don't want her to be punished, I don't want her to be redeemed, I just want her to fade into the background and stop fucking talking. But Hussie WON'T fucking let her take a less prominent role. She was introduced HALF A FUCKING ACT AGO and I can guarantee she has more lines of dialogue than Jade, who's been around since the very beginning. Oh, and NOW she's being shipped with the series's main character.

    It's as if someone wrote a Mary Sue fancharacter and held Hussie at gunpoint until he inserted her into the story. She is worse than most of the fucking Trollsonas, and christ, that's saying a lot. I don't care if Hussie is doing it to be ironic, or to piss me off, or because she's TWO DEPE FRO ME, she's a ugly disease that represents every flaw of Homestuck. She's the living embodiment of the phrase "homosuck is shit."
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)16:39 No.21308046
    >3 Homosuck threads on the front page.

    That's cool, because there's usually never more than one thread on the front page.
    >> Jon !!blJGGobqLpt 11/18/10(Thu)16:39 No.21308049
    So which troll is better, Terezi or Equius?

    both are my favorites
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)16:41 No.21308081
    newfag detected
    captcha: congrats brosub
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)16:41 No.21308084
    Ugh, I can't decide.
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)16:41 No.21308087
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    >> torpidSearcher 11/18/10(Thu)16:41 No.21308088
    Define "better".

    I prefer Terezi over Equius.
    Unless Equius is currently rapping.
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)16:42 No.21308095
    Troll detected
    >> gentlemanofLeisure 11/18/10(Thu)16:43 No.21308110
    >So which troll is better

    APPLE! orange is shit.
    >> presihemp george w.(eed) kush {the war in HIGHraq}|||DCUO BETATESTER !3NgN9Q.O46 11/18/10(Thu)16:43 No.21308115
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    u spergin, brah
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)16:43 No.21308126
    >Troll detected
    >In a Homestuck thread
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)16:44 No.21308136
    Vriska is just Terezi, really, but inferior in every way.

    I guess there's some message there about her living in Terezi's shadow, but I really don't care.
    >> Jon !!blJGGobqLpt 11/18/10(Thu)16:45 No.21308152
    Equius doesn't rap, he poems

    And I just mean in general. I love the fuck out of most every troll, but i had narrowed it down to those two.
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)16:46 No.21308178
    Grandpa Hass who is in the Medium in his giant spaceship is going to fall for Nanasprite.
    Ask me how I know.
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)16:46 No.21308194

    Your dad works for Nintendo?
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)16:47 No.21308204
    wouldn't that be incest then?
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)16:47 No.21308205

    I think you're confusing the average Homestuck hater with the very specific "Homosuck is Shit" guy, who is just one guy.

    At least, I hope it is, because if it's actually multiple people that's... Just kind of sad.
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)16:47 No.21308208
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)16:47 No.21308212
    Once again, Grant is right.
    It's a fictional character, get over it you fucking manchild.
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)16:47 No.21308213
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    >mfw trolls relationshits were the cancer that killed Homestuck.
    >> torpidSearcher 11/18/10(Thu)16:47 No.21308216
    Favourites for me would be: Vriska, Karkat and Terezi. And "poeming" Equius.
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)16:48 No.21308230
    She's Terezi, except everything that Terezi accomplishes with charisma and craftiness she accomplishes by cheating and fighting her way through.
    It's sometimes funny but I would like to see other characters get some screen time too.
    Jade, the Exiles, Sollux, Feferi and Eridan, to name a few.
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)16:48 No.21308231
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    As always the homosuck rage is fucking hilarious. Way better than gunnershit fail drama.

    I think I'm starting my own webcomic just so I can update it frequently. Because of the frequency of updates, threads about my comic will get their own tripfag stalkers who spam their own image macros. It will be glorious.
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)16:48 No.21308237
    you mean "every single troll that was a fully developed character"?
    >> presihemp george w.(eed) kush {the war in HIGHraq}|||DCUO BETATESTER !3NgN9Q.O46 11/18/10(Thu)16:49 No.21308238
    i am literally never wrong
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)16:49 No.21308249
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    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)16:49 No.21308253
    No my dad is Andrew Hussie; He told me (but keep this a secret ssshhhh) that Vriska is going to be killed off, John will prototype Bec by accident, Jack will become Lord English, and Rose becomes a horrorterror.
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)16:50 No.21308261
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    Not biologically.


    Because the Hass who comes back from the Medium with all those monster trophies has a certain obsession with a certain kind of lady.
    Blue ladies.
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)16:50 No.21308268

    + equius
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)16:50 No.21308269
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    Homestuck newfag here. Who's Grant?
    >> torpidSearcher 11/18/10(Thu)16:50 No.21308272
    Let me think...

    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)16:50 No.21308273

    Feferi should become more plot relevant soon, as she seems to be the only one right now who can even look at the Horrorterrors without flipping the fuck out.
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)16:51 No.21308295
    You people need to understand Jack CANNOT become Lord English. You don't simply "become" Lord English. Lord English is summoned after the UNIVERSE HAS ENDED. And yes, before some fucking aspies reply to this post, I understand this guy doesn't know shit. I'm writing in general.
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)16:52 No.21308306
    Presihemp George w.(eed) Kush etc etc etc.

    His default trip is Grant Moronson. Basically our resident Kismesis/Moirail.
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)16:52 No.21308307
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    >> presihemp george w.(eed) kush {the war in HIGHraq}|||DCUO BETATESTER !3NgN9Q.O46 11/18/10(Thu)16:52 No.21308319
    i am the devilishly handsome lord of /co/
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)16:53 No.21308325
    have you read through hivebent yet

    he's the kismesis of /co/'s homestuck fanbase
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)16:53 No.21308341
    he's actually a pretty cool guy. he's a bro if you don't act like a retard.
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)16:54 No.21308344
    I agree, something big is going to go down that Feferi is going to be involved with. It'll be nice to see her character fleshed out a little more, she is nice. She feels like a young activist for some environmental thing, thinking "I can change everything and make a difference!" and then hurp durp meteors nevermind
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)16:55 No.21308364
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    Hahahahahahahaha no.
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)16:55 No.21308373
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    And for those who don't know what I mean by blue ladies, I mean a very certain blue lady, whose encounter will spark off this post-Medium obsession.
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)16:56 No.21308383
    No, I'm still in the part when Dave prototyped himself and John was saved from death. I'll have to read a lot today to understand, then.
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)16:56 No.21308404
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    Jack is gonna get owned by Bro. Seriously, just look at how fucking fast he is with Lil Cal.
    >> Jon !!blJGGobqLpt 11/18/10(Thu)16:56 No.21308407
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    He secretly thinks that homosuck isn't shit
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)16:58 No.21308443
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    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)16:59 No.21308462
    She's his sister, you sick fuck.
    >> torpidSearcher 11/18/10(Thu)17:00 No.21308485
    I really hope it is not going the way of Bro win-Prototyping-Jack wins because that feels obvious.
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)17:00 No.21308488

    Nanna Egbert is not Hass Harley's sister. Christ, it's like you people don't even read the damn comic.
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)17:01 No.21308499
    They were raised together as siblings.

    They're brother and sister. Not biologically, but they ARE siblings.
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)17:01 No.21308512
    >Not biologically.
    They were raised like brother and sister. I don't think "Hey she's not BIOLOGICALLY my sister" will suddenly make it not awkward and gross.
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)17:02 No.21308532
    makes sense.
    >> captainOlimar !!ooztLPjQLnv 11/18/10(Thu)17:02 No.21308539
    Well, they aren't biological siblings.

    And they already had ecto-babies.
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)17:03 No.21308559
    You say that like creating ectochildren requires any action or awareness by the parents whatsoever.
    >> captainOlimar !!ooztLPjQLnv 11/18/10(Thu)17:04 No.21308572
    No, no, you're right. Just sayin'.
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)17:04 No.21308576
    How's this for a slightly alternate theory.
    Bro beats Jack down, but shows mercy and doesn't kill him.
    THEN Jack gets prototyped moments later, and then spends a chunk of the next act exclusively hunting down Bro for revenge.
    >> torpidSearcher 11/18/10(Thu)17:05 No.21308602
    I would be way more okay with that.
    Dunno if bro would spare him tho'. And even if he does, I relly don't know why Davesprite would.
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)17:06 No.21308633

    they've been split up since childhood, and they (or at least Nana) more or less already know where everyone stands ectobiologically speaking.

    who knows what their stance are? we can't possibly say for sure. they've had time, years, possibly decades, to mull everything over.
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)17:08 No.21308662
    I don't think it's very likely, but I suppose Bro could spare Jack. Maybe Jack being honorable enough to give Bro his weapon back will actually save his life, in this case. And being spared would undoubtedly enrage Jack like nothing else.
    Maybe, dude.
    >> gentlemanofLeisure 11/18/10(Thu)17:08 No.21308665
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    Plausible & stupid!
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)17:08 No.21308670

    Bear in mind that the last time these people saw each other was a good 86 years before what we're seeing now. The fact that they were raised as brother and sister doesn't completely rule out any chance that Hass could fall for the lady.
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)17:12 No.21308739
    I hope this theory isn't truly ONLY because of the massive waves of BroxJack fanart that would flood this fandom for months.
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)17:15 No.21308800
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    This is now a Hass Harley appreciation thread.
    >> Blue !oUEcOrwtoI 11/18/10(Thu)17:17 No.21308843
    What? Is Bro Goku now??
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)17:20 No.21308895
    Young Hass would beat the ever-loving shit out of Equius.
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)17:20 No.21308896

    Hass Harley, boy adventurer.

    Travels through time and space, doing battle against all manner of fiendish creatures.

    Your favourite Homestuck character
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)17:22 No.21308929
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    Bro is Bro.
    Nothing more.
    Nothing less.
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)17:24 No.21308977
    Are you honestly trying to rationalize a relationship between an elderly man and his adoptive sister who is also a clown ghost? His obsession isn't even blue ladies. The portraits appear blue as a stylistic choice on Hussie's part.
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)17:25 No.21309007
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    Oh god, I don't have any artwork of him!
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)17:27 No.21309062

    Actually, you're wrong... to an extent. It was specifically described that Jade's grandfather ONLY collected portraits of women that had saturated to the degree that they appeared that way.
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)17:29 No.21309086
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    It's hard to come by.
    >> asphaltLizard 11/18/10(Thu)17:31 No.21309140
    Hass... artwork... is awesome
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)17:32 No.21309153

    >The portraits appear blue as a stylistic choice on Hussie's part.

    The portraits appear blue because that is the only kind of portrait Hass collects.
    Also elderly men and ghost clowns are allowed to fall in love, okay man. Ghost clowns have already suffered years of persecution. Too many cruel, horrible years.
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)17:32 No.21309157
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    I think I have some Hass....
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)17:33 No.21309163
    >No artwork of a character that had no more than two panels in the comic

    OH WOW
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    >> asphaltLizard 11/18/10(Thu)17:34 No.21309180
    >Also elderly men and ghost clowns are allowed to fall in love, okay man

    Forty Solar-sweeps dude.
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)17:34 No.21309189
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    Last one I could dredge from deviantart.
    I dig his kinda Teddy Roosevelt look here.
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)17:35 No.21309209
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    welp I think that's all I've got
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)17:37 No.21309247
    Hass is based off of Teddy
    >> professorOak 11/18/10(Thu)17:38 No.21309263
    I thought the whole point was that he was supposed to resemble Teddy, just as Colonel Sassacre is a thinly disguised Mark Twain.
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)17:38 No.21309265

    Yes. And...?
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)17:39 No.21309285
    It's Fucking Awesome
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)17:45 No.21309385
    >Hass raised mom

    The circle is almost complete.

    Now we need Bro and Dad to be adoptive brothers, both raised by Nanna
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)17:45 No.21309395
    what do you call mspa's art style?
    it's like samurai jack's
    no outlines (only trims on clothes)
    all one or two colours, no gradual shift
    and kinda minimalist

    all i know is i like it
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)17:47 No.21309437

    The one you're describing is generally referred to as "hero mode" among the Homestuck fandom. Not sure if has a real name.
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)17:47 No.21309441
    is there possibly a character who's Bro as a brother, Mom and Dad as parents, Hass and Nanna as grandparents?
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)17:47 No.21309443
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    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)17:48 No.21309445
    If you are talking about hero mode then yes, for the most part it is a minimalistic style.
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)17:48 No.21309453
    Lol just messin with ya. I wouldn't really compare it with SJ's style...In fact, what HS style are you talking about? Hero mode or regular sprites?
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)17:49 No.21309476


    use it like you would "Lovecraftian"
    >> gentlemanofLeisure 11/18/10(Thu)17:49 No.21309481
    vector art?
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)17:50 No.21309484
    Hass raising Mom does make a lot of sense. It's implied she was raised by Skaianet, who seemed to have some part in creating SBURB. And Hass is stated to own the company the translated the tech in the ruins into the game. If the companies are the same, then Hass adopting Mom is likely.

    Don't think Bro has any such substantial connections, however. We know he's somehow involved with Skaianet, but that's not much.
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)17:50 No.21309486
    no, i'm not talking about modes
    i mean all the modes, ALL OF THEM
    sprite, hero, husnasty, alterniabound
    almost the entire comic (and the other adventures) is comprised of assets that have only a few colours for each part, not a gradual scale
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)17:50 No.21309489
    Closest we can get is if Dad and mom get married Then John and Rose become that.
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)17:51 No.21309500
    that seems to be what i mean
    >> writerfag !!ig4Goj5N18c 11/18/10(Thu)17:51 No.21309510
    >i mean all the modes, ALL OF THEM
    But you didn't list all of them. You forgot scribble mode
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)17:52 No.21309518
    >> Spades Slick !!yU7JH6GAVz0 11/18/10(Thu)17:53 No.21309542
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    What no stabs mode?
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)17:54 No.21309551
    ectobiology sure is confusing

    atleast there's no incestuous slurry
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)17:55 No.21309583
    Don't forget SBAHJ and that way Terezi draws (TEREZIAN?!) mode.
    >> professorOak 11/18/10(Thu)17:55 No.21309591
    Yeah, Bro is the only Guardian that's had no contact with the other ones, right? And yet, Bro also seems to have had the most contact with Sburb people (other than Dad being captured and released by Jack). I was kind of hoping to see Bro meet up with the other 3, but so far it's looking like he's completely separate while Dad, Mom, and Grandpa all have a relation.
    >> gentlemanofLeisure 11/18/10(Thu)17:57 No.21309621
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    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)17:59 No.21309653
    You guys I just realized.
    Bro can't possibly die yet. He has to pose as a team with the other guardians. It must happen.
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)18:00 No.21309666
    I suspect he'll meet the other guardians at least once. We should be able to gauge by their reactions if they have ever met before that.
    But yeah, as it stands, Bro may have never interacted with anyone besides Dave, before SBURB, that is.
    >> gentlemanofLeisure 11/18/10(Thu)18:04 No.21309739
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    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)18:07 No.21309808
    Bro is Dave from an alternative future.

    Deal with it
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)18:11 No.21309879
    >Vriska, one of the most important characters in Homestuck, is a 13-year-old alien girl with a robotic arm and an eyepatch with seven lights on it. She carries 8 magical 8-sided dice, which she uses to fight.
    None of those things are particularly unusual in the setting.

    >She builds doomsday machines. This is only mentioned once.
    This is a normal hobby on her planet.

    >She can control peoples' minds from great distances.
    Unless they have even a modicum of willpower. And this is a very strong ability, we are told.

    >She used to have x-ray vision because of her 8 pupils.
    Yes. This is in keeping with how we understand troll eye-numbers work, even if not how actual vision works.

    >She can "steal luck" by touching someone, causing them to die.
    Yeah, I dunno what the fuck is up with that.

    >She has secret communication with a mysterious omnipotent figure.
    He's just some dude she met on the internet or whatever. This is not a huge deal.

    >She is incredibly rich.
    Not really.
    >She has rocket boots.
    Fucking everyone has some form of rocket locomotion.

    >She dresses fashionably
    No, she really fucking doesn't.

    >and always looks super cool when she fights.
    Not more so than anyone else. That's an art style thing if anything.

    >She doesn't take shit from anyone, except the omnipotent white text guy.
    She takes shit from Terezi pretty regularly. Nobody else seems to care about her.

    >She kills and maims people constantly, but people still hang out with her.
    Nobody actually likes her. And Feferi, Eridan, and Terezi have all done similar things, so it seems like it's pretty accepted in their culture.

    >Homestuck is not amazing.
    You have not made a case which supports this statement.

    8/10 though, that was a very engaging troll.
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)18:12 No.21309890
    Dad is John sent back in time by Dave to be raised by Nanna.
    Naturally, he tells her all the stuff that happened, which is why she's "Known that for quite some time"
    Might also explain why Dad is attracted to Mom despite her being a woman-child. JohnXRose, anyone?
    >> Spades Slick !!yU7JH6GAVz0 11/18/10(Thu)18:13 No.21309902
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    Wow kid. That's uh... pretty nice.
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)18:13 No.21309906
    No he's not. He's Karkat from an alternate reality and he ate bad food so that's why his skin turned white and he lost his mouth and and and and
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)18:14 No.21309914
    We saw Bro get born, you know. We were there when it happened. We literally observed his moment of creation. We actually spied his spawning into existence. We directly viewed his generation into life. We indisputably perceived his genesis.
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)18:14 No.21309918
    2 hours late bro.
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)18:16 No.21309955
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    >> rabbitSlayer 11/18/10(Thu)18:19 No.21310009
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    coolest knife around
    >> gC !opb3ny/Ugs 11/18/10(Thu)18:20 No.21310030
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    I don't like that knife.
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)18:21 No.21310041
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    This is now a Doc Scratch/Lord English/Felt appreciation thread.
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)18:21 No.21310058
    Run out of synonyms there, sport?
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)18:24 No.21310107
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    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)18:26 No.21310139
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    When the Trolls finally cross over to meet with the kids, it needs to be a flash video. It starts off normally and the trolls are about to do whatever it is they have to do to cross over... Then Valhalla begins to play as Doc Scratch appears and starts his own beatdown.
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)18:29 No.21310182
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)18:29 No.21310184
    I think the real question here is
    Will it be Disco, Rap, or Western??
    >> professorOak 11/18/10(Thu)18:30 No.21310202
    And then Bec appears and takes on Doc Scratch himself.
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)18:30 No.21310215
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    A mix of classical and Western themed music.
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)18:32 No.21310236

    Rap, Western, or Disco?
    None of those are necessarily mutually exclusive.
    Long answer short: nobodies' body can ever be ready for it.
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)18:32 No.21310253
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    A fight between Scratch and Bec would probably involve them teleporting all throughout space and time while causing untold amounts of collateral damage. Scratch would still win, though.

    >> rabbitSlayer 11/18/10(Thu)18:35 No.21310288
    Do trolls have troll music? I can't remember any mention of it.
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)18:35 No.21310292
    And foreshadowing
    OH God the foreshadowing
    >> professorOak 11/18/10(Thu)18:35 No.21310295
    Yeah, it would probably be a sacrificial thing to give the kids and trolls time to meet and launch their plan. Since Scratch won't be able to do anythign to them while he's occupied with fighting off Bec.
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)18:37 No.21310320
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    Oh hey guys.
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)18:37 No.21310325
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)18:38 No.21310341
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    We're never seeing Scratch again.
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)18:38 No.21310348
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    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)18:38 No.21310352

    I'd imagine Jade would be pissed if Bec died buying the kids time. It would demand an obligatory Wild West-style showdown later on when the kids figure out a way to beat Scratch.
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)18:38 No.21310356
    Jack is kind of fucked.
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)18:39 No.21310367
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    dem tentacles
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)18:39 No.21310377

    They have music boxes, so to an extent. None of the troll heroes play any instruments, though.
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)18:39 No.21310382
    Shit. Fucking. Real.
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)18:40 No.21310396
    inb4 DBZ-like break away
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)18:40 No.21310399
    The opposite is the case.
    By now it's blindingly obvious that he's going to nearly lose, but then experience a massive powerup caused by Jade's entry.
    >> Blue !oUEcOrwtoI 11/18/10(Thu)18:41 No.21310416
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    ...I hate that knife.

    I have 2
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)18:41 No.21310425
    Jack doesn't seem to be all that threatening in close combat with a competent opponent. Even with his power, he's been a paper-pusher for his entire life, he can't do much more then stab people.
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)18:41 No.21310431
    I fucking hate you.
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)18:42 No.21310438
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    Not until the kids can connect the trolls to their session, we won't. Scratch will definitely show up again when they try to abandon ship to another universe. He just has no reason to interfere and the reader can't "control" him, so we won't have a chance to see him until then.
    >> tinypioneer !ICdZUHV3TM 11/18/10(Thu)18:43 No.21310446
    gang rape! :0
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)18:44 No.21310467
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    And then Jack got the stabs.
    >> gentlemanofLeisure 11/18/10(Thu)18:44 No.21310475
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    You mean like Dave?
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)18:45 No.21310493
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    I fucking hate that knife too. My BUTTERFLY EFFECT KNIFE is much better.
    BTW what item should I name now?
    I was thinking of:
    Sniper Rifle - SEXTANT
    Flamethrower - STRIPPER
    Minigun - HAIRPIN
    Revolver - KEY
    Eyelander - DOUBLE EDGED SWORD
    what's the best choice for now?
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)18:45 No.21310500
    Guys, you're all on the wrong track with Jack getting prototyped and winning the fight. Hussie knows everyone is expecting that and the last thing he'll do is let people enjoy the satisfaction of being right.

    More likely, DD is going to show up and even the odds. Maybe even CD will show up, too. He can fight L'il Cal.
    >> Blue !oUEcOrwtoI 11/18/10(Thu)18:45 No.21310501
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    The way he's posed, I just have this impression that he's screaming flailing his one arm.
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)18:48 No.21310549
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    I believe something like this will happen
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)18:49 No.21310559
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    ohfuck ohfuck ohfuck epic DD fight? HELL YES.
    pic related - it's one of those exploitable shits I made this afternoon
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)18:50 No.21310582
    Jack's fucked.
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)18:53 No.21310641
    Okay, so basically John's about to derp up and prototype something horribly overpowered, isn't he?
    >> professorOak 11/18/10(Thu)18:54 No.21310645
    ...Why is Karkat something other than Rancorous on Pesterchum? A chummy Karkat does not sound like a very Karkattish Karkat AT ALL!
    >> Spades Slick !!yU7JH6GAVz0 11/18/10(Thu)18:54 No.21310648
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    Oh yeah, CD did give DD the second ring didn't he?
    >> rabbitSlayer 11/18/10(Thu)18:55 No.21310655
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    >my face when puppets
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)18:55 No.21310665
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)18:56 No.21310675
    A non prototyped Sprite's hatching is going to fuck shit up, I will bet on it.
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)18:56 No.21310676
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)18:57 No.21310692

    It won't be John's fault.
    It will be Rose's.
    And it will be Rose's fault, because her suggestion will come from THE DARK GODS.
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)18:57 No.21310696
    CD got pummeled by Jade and she took it. Right now the second ring is with Warweary Villein.
    >> professorOak 11/18/10(Thu)18:59 No.21310712
    I thought it was specifically given to PM by WQ. Or am I thinking of a different ring?
    >> Spades Slick !!yU7JH6GAVz0 11/18/10(Thu)19:00 No.21310738
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    Oh yeah.
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)19:00 No.21310742
    yes, and it is now in possession of WV
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)19:01 No.21310748
    It was, then CD stole it.
    >> professorOak 11/18/10(Thu)19:02 No.21310755
    Huh, ok. I must have missed/forgotten the panel where PM gave it to WV.
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)19:03 No.21310782
    OR YOU MIGHT BE NOT PAYING ATTENTION TO THE GODDAMN COMIC. Stop sitting on /co/ and get to rereading you aspie douche. I also suggest rewatching Descend like 20 times until you understand.
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)19:06 No.21310853
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    Yes. This.
    If we ever want more fans of this webcomic we must treat the noobies horribly.
    >> professorOak 11/18/10(Thu)19:07 No.21310867
    Nah, I'm not that hardcore into it. If I miss or forget one detail here or there, it's not too much of a biggie. I like relearning stuff like that. And I only just caught up and read it all for the first time a month or so ago. A full-on re-reading can wait for a while.
    >> gentlemanofLeisure 11/18/10(Thu)19:08 No.21310882
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    Requesting an image of prototyped Jack high fiving prototyped droog.
    >> professorOak 11/18/10(Thu)19:09 No.21310911
    I think we're thinking of a different ring. I don't mean the ring WQ gives to PM at the beginning of her quest, I mean in the future, where she gets it, after WQ meets the other 3. Though I think I might be confusing it with just her giving her the crown. I thought it was both the crown and the ring though.

    Oh well, my mistake!
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)19:09 No.21310915
    ok, I mad sometimes. hell, I always mad. here's every goddamn page you will ever need. feel free to go back or forward a few pages.
    don't thank me, I still hate you.
    >> professorOak 11/18/10(Thu)19:12 No.21310967
    Yeah, that's not what I'm talking about. I'm talking about 413 years in the future, when PM is given the FULLY PROTOTYPED ring after WQ is found by the others, unless I'm mistaken on that as well.
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)19:15 No.21311032
    Fucking hell. you're trolling me just now to anger me even more or you're THAT STUPID. There are ONLY TWO RINGS. The first one is with Jack. It was always with Jack since he took it from BLACK QUEEN. The second ring is WHITE QUEEN's ring. It was given by WQ to PM, then CD stole it. Jade retrieved it from CD, then in DESCEND she gave it to JOHN. John lost it, but soon WAYWARD VAGABOND found it. That's the ring he has.
    If you still don't understand, don't read MSPA any more - it's 2 deep 4 u...
    >> professorOak 11/18/10(Thu)19:17 No.21311080
    I KNOW WV has it during the present time. I had believed that in the future 413 years from now, PM gets it (that same ring) again. I know the ring, fully prototyped, is shown during that timeframe. Where I was mistaken was I believed PM was given it, when what I was actually thinking of was the WQ giving her crown to PM. That's it. It's not that big of a deal.
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)19:18 No.21311106
    You're thinking of the crown, yes. The ring that WQ gives PM in the past is the same ring that ends up with WV in the future.
    WQ gives PM the ring.
    CD steals the ring from PM when her back is turned.
    Dream Jade takes the ring from CD.
    Dream Jade dies and Dream John takes the ring.
    Dream John is leaping over a chasm, Vriska wakes up John, Dream John disappears, dropping the ring into the river.
    WV finds the ring in the river.
    In ~the future~ WV pulls out the ring from his trusty knife.
    Exiles go "Wow!"
    >> professorOak 11/18/10(Thu)19:21 No.21311152
    Ok, yeah, I knew the ring showed up in the future, and is with the Exiles. I just mixed the crown up with her getting the ring. Sorry for derping on that. Thanks both to you and the angrier anon for sorting me out and/or trying to though.
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)19:21 No.21311165

    Did you read the recaps? Because they clarify a lot of stuff that may have been confusing.
    >> professorOak 11/18/10(Thu)19:23 No.21311183
    I read them as I was going through on the first run through, but admittedly I kind of skimmed them because I was in a hurry to catch up. I suppose I will read them again!
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)19:24 No.21311215
    You can also see for more info. Helps me every time i need some info
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)19:25 No.21311219
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    Waaay late but


    Yeah it's PM dressed as snowman and stripping for droog.

    Shippers gonna ship.
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)19:25 No.21311237
    It's no prob. If it makes you feel better, during my first read through I didn't even realize John died in an alternate timeline. I still don't know how the fuck I missed that, but I did :V
    >> gentlemanofLeisure 11/18/10(Thu)19:25 No.21311240
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    What the hell is Warweary Villein going to do with the ring? Apart from the obvious...
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)19:29 No.21311320
    yeah, let's tell everybody how stupid you are. you were hurry to catch up? why? why the fuck should you be hurry to catch up?!!! because you saw shipping threads on /co/ and thought "fandom needs me"? please don't respond to this post, don't act like complete retards.
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)19:30 No.21311330
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    I interrupt the usualy sceduled program with a special broadcast: here's a spiffy new Homestuck wallpaper
    >> professorOak 11/18/10(Thu)19:30 No.21311333
    I did have to watch some of the [S] flashes (the big ones like Descend, Jack: Ascend, Enter, etc.) a few times to make sure I got everything, and even then read a summary on the MSPA wiki whenever I reached one to make sure I didn't miss anything important with everything going on at once. But that was only for flashes.
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)19:33 No.21311405
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    you call this shit a wallpaper? do you still use a CRT monitor?
    also requesting my image without those weird horizontal lines.
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)19:34 No.21311424
    how HIGH do you even have to be to miss that?
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)19:35 No.21311446
    This. John has admitted time and again that Rose is "smarter" than he is and that "she knows everything." He's going to completely trust her opinion on the sprite prototyping. And she's going to suggest something completely awful.
    That'll lead to the divide between the kids. Dave will think Rose is insane for prototyping the sprite because it indirectly killed Bro, while Rose will maintain that the Gods are working towards the ultimate good, and Bro was a necessary loss. That combined with Jade's upcoming apparent insanity and Vriska's meddling with John and Dave is going to fuck over the kids' friendships.
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)19:36 No.21311472
    I think I literally was.
    >> professorOak 11/18/10(Thu)19:37 No.21311499
    I don't think Rose being smarter even has anything to do with it. John trusts EVERYONE, and will believe anything that is told to him unless it's to his personal benefit. But I agree that Rose is going to convince him to do something that fucks everything up. I can't wait to see what!
    >> asphaltLizard 11/18/10(Thu)19:39 No.21311543
    As well thought out as this idea is, John is still derpy enough to accidentally prototype the Kernel
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)19:39 No.21311549
    >without those weird horizontal lines
    I don't see any weird horizontal lines?
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)19:41 No.21311602
    look closer dude.
    they bother us, high-res fags.
    >> professorOak 11/18/10(Thu)19:42 No.21311630
    That is still a possibility. However, I like the idea of the friendship falling apart briefly. Seems like something that should happen as we're nearing the climactic penultimate act so then they can finally band together in the final act. Though maybe that's all too cliche for Hussie.
    >> asphaltLizard 11/18/10(Thu)19:43 No.21311665
    Well he keeps putting off an actual meet up with the kids, so unless he pulls something like that he's going to be short for reasons as to why they wouldn't finally come together.
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)19:48 No.21311787
    Yeah, but he also seems very lucky. This or SBURB somewhat controls if John doesn't do what he mustn't do. Otherwise he would have already prototyped something by accident, right? I think he'll get everything right.
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)19:49 No.21311812
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    Oh boy! look what came in the mail!
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)19:49 No.21311821
    No, I agree. It'll actually reinforce their friendships when they re-bond.
    The most likely thing I can think of is that one of the kids was is mortal danger, and the others had to get over their shit to save him. I'd say it would probably be John, as he is the closest to any of them. Rose choosing her best friend over the horrorterrors, Dave showing some humility and forgiving her for the sake of his friend, and Jade maturing enough to put her problems to the side: it would be an awesome development of characters.
    Yeah, I'm getting a bit ahead of myself, but it would still be great.
    >> Spades Slick !!yU7JH6GAVz0 11/18/10(Thu)19:51 No.21311857
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    Damn I looked mighty fine back then.
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)19:51 No.21311863
    hi-quality scan NOW
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)19:51 No.21311866
    Nice choice of sketch.
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)19:54 No.21311926
    I think I know what you're talking about. Those don't come from the image itself, they're due to how monitors work. Ordinarily, you wouldn't notice, because ordinarily you would not see such huge spreads of open space that is all exactly the same color.
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)19:55 No.21311967
    I'll see what I can do.

    What I can do is probably nothing.
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)19:56 No.21311977

    look real close in the face of bro in the background
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)19:56 No.21311988
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    Fuck, this is boring, I'll just see the update when I wake up. BTW my stab wounds have recovered. I'll be ready this time!!!
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)19:57 No.21312004
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)19:57 No.21312014
    no dude, just try editing it with a goddamn mspaint or something - it's image's fault.
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)19:58 No.21312037
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    oh such an exciting update /co/mrade!
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)19:59 No.21312065
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    Fine you dick
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)19:59 No.21312068
    I forgot to add - I know how fucking monitors work, I'm IT guy and have to know everything about these bitches.
    >> professorOak 11/18/10(Thu)20:00 No.21312073
    If I ever play Sburb, I'm prototyping one of those.
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)20:01 No.21312094
    could be better, but I still appreciate it. big thanks!
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)20:01 No.21312108
    Honestly, I would be surprised if the kids didn't end up bickering with each other. It's a given John and Dave will, at least. And thinking about Rose's plans, it doesn't seem like anyone will go along with them. Or at least, the plans will clash with Vriska and Terezi's impressionable boy competition. And Jade...her going crazy will probably be caused in part by her friends being unable to get their shit together.
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)20:03 No.21312146
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    My scanner sucks dick, sorry.
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)20:06 No.21312213
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    Okay, here you go.
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)20:07 No.21312218
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    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)20:07 No.21312232
    ok cool, I see you fixed like half of it - good job!!! but there are still some parts left.
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)20:08 No.21312237

    the fact that you're scanning in something personalized that you paid for is rad in itself, man. nice.
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)20:08 No.21312246
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    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)20:08 No.21312256
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    And this.
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)20:09 No.21312270

    that's hilarious
    i love how you can tell that your request was "the saddest thing" followed by "the raddest thing"
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)20:10 No.21312277
    I noticed I'd missed a spot after I uploaded. Do you see more that needs doing now?
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)20:13 No.21312324
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    sure, see the pic. I want you to know that I really appreciate what you do. I hope you enjoy doing it.
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)20:18 No.21312416
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    I'll dump vectorized MSPA wallpapers while you fix that pic.
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)20:21 No.21312477
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    >> Eric Failston !!w70EVIMTG+1 11/18/10(Thu)20:26 No.21312588
         File1290130004.jpg-(56 KB, 1218x450, problemtime.jpg)
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    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)20:28 No.21312631
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    incoming 699
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)20:29 No.21312653
    Okay, I'm pretty sure I got it all now. I can barely see the lines, so I'm not totally sure, though.
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)20:30 No.21312663
    durp, captcha
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)20:30 No.21312667
    ahh fuck this, I'll just upload it to one place so you can download all at once.
    they all come from gnu2000's gallery on deviantart
    so check it there
    >> rabbitSlayer 11/18/10(Thu)20:31 No.21312680
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    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)20:32 No.21312690
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    Double durp
    >> Anonymous 11/18/10(Thu)20:43 No.21312933
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    ok here it is, mirrored in a single zip file
    http://netload DOT in/dateiryZQrL7rLb.htm
    GREAT JOB! you only missed a few spots. I personally don't give a shit about them because they're hardly even visible, but I marked them on this pic in case you want to do it. for me you're a hero and now I definitely need to clean my monitor and start using this new wallpaper. cheers bro!
    >> notAnon !Frz2YYuFcA 11/18/10(Thu)20:57 No.21313194
         File1290131835.png-(2.93 MB, 2043x903, Homestuck.png)
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    this counts as a wallpaper i think

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