I choose not to designate one of the ponies as a "best friend."

Applejack. I fucking love apples.

Fluttershy.

Who, by the way, would not be fighting.

>>21247874
but Applejack doesn't taste like apples

So op. Did you not see the third episode?

I'd say I couldn't choose and get all of them...

>>21247914

Then why do you kids like it?

They're all my best friends

I'm too busy freaking the fuck out to care.

What is this fairy magic? How did I get here? Am I still human, or am I a horse now? If I'm a horse, who turned me into one? If not, then when is Celestia's guard going to get here and murder me before the human threat spreads?

Fuck it, I'm making best friends with Twilight Sparkle, and seeing if she can bamf me as far away as possible.

>>21247948
uh....um....
we just do

I would say that you are all my best of friends.
but secretly it would be Rainbow Dash and Pinkie

>>21247939
This.

>>21247914

No, but i'd get to live on her apple ranch and eat apple pie err' day.

Plus that accent is absolutely adorable.

>>21247976

Rainbow dash and Pinky at the same time....
DEAR GOD MAN

i can't have more than one best friend?

I would make an uplifting speech about how friendship is not a competition, and that we only lose if we try to hog a person's friendship for ourselves.

Everyone learns a lesson, and all the ponies are my friends.

Rainbowdash

THE FIRES
THEY WILL BE DOUSED BY THEIR TEARS.

First, I'd get mad at my dealer for selling me such bad crack.

>>21248056
>transported to a magic land of ponies and friendship
>bad drugs
Then what is your idea of "adequate" drugs?

I would tell them if they cared about me, they would stop trying to make me choose between them because I love them all.

Then I would say...

>Now, who wants to be the first to ride my horn?

>>21248009
what I can i say
When I dream, I dream fucking BIG
just like our party

I'd say I love them all equally...except for Rarity, the narcissistic that was probably a cheerleader in high school.

I'd tell them to knock that shit off. It's childish and embarrassing.

Then I'd go and propose to Derpy Hooves.

I go hide unde a rock and complain on 4chan.

Fuck Friendship

because I am a calculating bastard and would give attention to the girl who is being left all alone.

>>21247956
THIS

>>21248276
This is an anon with the right idea

>>21247818
Depends. Does that mean I am a pony? If so, then Fluttershy. Otherwise Twilight Sparkle, because
>>21247962
is a real goddamn possibility.

oh shit, oh shit, oh shit!

Okay, don't panic, you can handle this... remember how that noseless girlm handled it in that one comic... and... "begone ill gotten....uhm....Begone ill gotten...."
...

...

...

... Shit.

Don't you know you're all my very best friends?

>>21247818
oh.......
uh....
...
...
...
...
..
...all of them?

Applejack. :)

Here's derpy

And the pic that started it all...

Her original showing

hey ponyfags, u jelly yet

Fluttershy and Applejack. No question.

>>21248391
We must construct additional fan arts.

>>21249096
MY LIFE FOR HIRE!

Jimbo, how goes the Bat Pink?

Old Fan art for the fan art gods

evil Celestia, probably my most popular pic

Well first HOLY FUCK WHERE AM I WHAT IS GOING ON WHAT THE HELL TALKING TECHNICOLOUR PONIES

Well first I'd wander ponyville trying to figure out just what the fuck I did last night. Like Dude Where's My Car with ponies.

>>21249096
>>21249143
I cracked up.

Carrying on!

>>21249350Is this going somewhere?

Am I a pony in this scenario? Am I a pony of the same gender as I am a human now?

I'd probably freak out and mention that I don't remember spending any time with any of them.

>>21248623
>>21248782
>>21248785
derpy? Huh?

I say "Ladies, please. Friendship is not some commodity that can only be given in limited quantities. Shame on you all for treating it as such! You are all wonderful ponies, and I would love to be friends with all of you. But until you learn a little maturity, that just isn't going to happen. Good day to you all."

And then I go with Spike on an awesome adventure. Fuck yeah.

>>21249557

Derpy Hooves.
The greatest pony that has ever lived.

>>21247818

I gotta go with Applejack for best pony pal friend to the end. No question she'll put me to work on the farm, but I'm ok with this. I'll bust my ass to get the money for grandma's hip replacement, all by my damn self! In return, maybe she'll let me comb her mane.

>>21249557
Derpy is a special little pegasus that happens to be the best background character in FiM

>>21249181

I posted a new chapter on Plus a few days ago, but I haven't had the time to write anything new for it yet.

>>21249657
Yeast infections are funny.

What's the next episode, the sleep-over or the dragon problem?

>>21249500
Possibly.

All I know since that night out is that I somehow ended up in Equestria, befriended a bunch of ponies, and somehow gained a car.

It takes a few hours for the LSD to wear off.

I missed out on getting Twilight Sparkle's original design. Could anypony repost plox?

Shouldn't her name be Derpy Derby?

They are all my friends. They rescued Captain Rillis and his crew from the Negative Zone forces of Blastaar.

I really should get around to finishing Thanos Imperitive

>>21249882
For you.

>>21249883
She's facing the wrong way and it should be rainbows in there, not cigarettes.

As was said above - after the initial freakout session, depends if I'm a pony or still a human.

If human, continue freaking the fuck out and make a break for the hills, because you know Celestia will find out sooner or later and fry you with a solar flare or some shit in order to contain the biped menace.

If pony, then fuck year - party time with Pinkie.

But bear this in mind: You haven't earned your cutie mark, yet you're an adult. Does this make you a social outcast? Will Celestia find out anyway?

>>21250022

According to the game, you probably earn your cutie mark around the same age as the other ponies (who are all apparently adults too), so you'll probably be seen as similar to someone who's been in college for seven years before graduating, at worst and, at best, absolutely normal.

>>21250022
>haven't earned your cutie mark
>You are now imagining having to earn your cutie mark in the same fashion as the game on Hub as an actual pony.

>>21250017
Someone made a Dash version wiht rainbows, I eblieve.

>>21250002

Thanks bronie

>>21250068
TYPOS. TYPOS EVERYWHERE

>>21250022
>You haven't earned your cutie mark, yet you're an adult. Does this make you a social outcast?
Nah, you're just a lazy pony who hasn't earned one yet.
There were a bunch of ponies without a cutie mark in Applejack's Gala fantasy.

>>21250068
What's going on in this pic?
Are Twilight and Rarity gloating over the fact that they can actually manipulate complex tools or something?

>>21250068
>Dash version with rainbows
Oh how sorely mistaken you are, brony.

>>21250157
It's an FFX parody

>>21250157
Someone requested a pic a while ago of a scene similar to Kimahri being owned in FFX on the mountain. They were making fun of him for not having a horn

>>21250022
I have a birthmark on my butt that almost looks like a submarine. Would that become my cutie mark?

Fighting over me? Sir they would be fleeing from me. For they know once they see my monstrosity of a body. That I will be the one to destroy them ,their homes and everyone they love. FOR I AM THE PONY DESTROYER!

First I would make a poor attempt at keeping myself under control and demand where am I. Check and see if I'm a pony myself. If I'm not, peek through the window and ask idk if anyone else knows about my presents. If not, ask them to bring in twilight to blink me out to the most remote area possible to protect me and them from harm from Celestia. If they do, then proceed and ask what is the hardest drink they have in ponyville. Get drunk, hard. The next day, hide throughout the day to avoid attention and sneak out in the night and find Luna, befriend her and get protection from her hopefully.

>>21250440
>presence
fixed

Derpylicious

Was trying to reconstruct from different shots since Im not a drawer. Anyone able to see wtf the cutie mark is? Looks like rain or something without a cloud.

>>21250565
well fuck

forgot this

i say that i was friends with all of them first. ends in sex.

>>21250578
Just looks like a smattering of hearts to me.

>>21250565
It's bubbles. There are a few clear shots in a few episodes.

>>21250565
Her cutie mark is a bunch of bubbles. You can see them in >>21248623

Anyone got the one with Heavy and Pinky and the funny hat?

>>21250211

HORNLESS! HORNLESS!

if you're that drawpony, then thankyou again for fulfilling that request

Found some art from the old threads that had gotten out of circulation somehow

>>21250234
Yes

>>21250688

I didn't think the original artist would draw this for me when I requested it. I was quite happy to say the least!

You'll never fly straight.

>>21250695
No probs, yo.

Uhh, whoops..

Did anyone cap the last thread? It 404'd and I accidentally closed the tab

any links to the newest episode y'all?

>>21250779
Poor derpy

Twilight Sparkle

We'd go to the library and read and complain. It'd be great.

>>21250779
;_;

>>21250771
Yer welcome bro.

>>21250820
http://plus4chan.org/b/co/res/98088+50.html the Plus thread usually has links.

Yeah, after thinking about it, so long as I was a pony, I'd tell them they were all my friends and to prove it, try to steer things in the direction of sex with all of them. At the same time.

>>21250771
Aw, man. Thank you so much.

Slaughter the equines for a source of meat and build a shelter before night arrives. If one cannot be built, gut a rather large stallion and sleep inside of its entrails, to stay warm. Attempt to find water the next morning. Repeat until rescue comes, if ever.

>>21250862
Does Big Mac count as Derppy?

None of them. I channel my hatred for ponies into magic fury that none can stop. I then subjugate the pony race and under my rule, I crossbreed monstrous ponymen and unleash the musclebeast army upon the mortal realms.

None shall stop me. I will be a god.

>>21250779

Thats not derpy looks like humpy

Is Derpy Hooves /co/'s new pony waifu or something?

>>21250820
Whoa, nice!

Myself, If I were a pony, I'd have to politely tell all of them I would be there equal friends. If I were me, I'd have to quest across the forests, hills, and mountains to find my way back

>>21250802
Oh, shit. It's the shmoo. Or the spooge. I don't remember.

>>21250923
Derpy Hooves has always been my special little waifu

>>21250754
Oh, I found Luna's theme today
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgRMXKoVp1w

>>21250962
NOTHING CAN STOP... THE SMOOOZE!

Okay, I watched My Little Pony for the first time just now. I don't really see what the big deal is. It was meh. Applejack made me laugh and Fluttershy got me hard. I didn't see the rainbow bitch dyking out either.

I'll do a better one when I have time...
I could see Twilight with some P&P games hidden in that library of hers.

>>21250820
she can lasso and tie me up any day

>>21250970
Derpy Hooves is the unofficial waifu of /co/.

>>21251043

Well, fuck. They both look like mudkips.

>>21251013
Awesome. I am reminded of Diansa Golden Chicken Armor

>>21251009
Because people make these threads so much fun

I'll stop you, Celestia!

Aaand thats most of my stuff.

I guess I'll post my arts.

>>21251250
>>21251222
FUCK YEAR FAN ART DUMP

Why can't it be Friday now?!

Well that's all the stuff I've drawn.

>fanart dump
Here's my G1/3 updates

Individual files are on the +thread

Anyone have those templates to make your own?

>>21251428
There are a few around.

>>21251384
The Baby Dance Around makes me d'aww everytime

I keep finding the wrong threads first.

>>21250737

I'll just leave this here.

with music http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOF6Vazusho

>>21251574
Well, that explains why this thread isnt hopping

Art dump it is!

I hope these are getting put on the plus thread for future generations!

Reposting the full(er) background pony list.

Someone pointed out to me at Glinda's party you get a good look at a pony with a raincloud cutie mark, but I think I'll wait until the hub upload of Ep5 to add her.

>>21251574
That is a wonderful thing.

>>21251667
It's funny because the ending of FMA brotherhood is all about Friendship being magic. Well not exactly, but that's what Ed thinks anyway.

>>21251667
For some reason....I want more MLP/FMA.

>>21251815
Yo TX2, you in the MLP IRC?

fuck these are fun to do.

Depressed ponies to counter the glee

>>21251817
>>21251815
PREEMPTIVE STRIKE!

>>21251901
That cow! Or was it a horse?

Use the magic of friendship, be friends with all.

Somebody posted more Derpy being derpy, but looking at it, I'm not sure if it is Derpy.
Resistance to Celestia's rule must be more widespread than first thought!

>>21251771

I wonder if there's a pony expert that can be contacted about ID-ing some of these.

I like the derpy one, the one with the lyre, and the one with carrots.

>>21251983
Bottom row, third from the left is Desert Rose
Next row up, second from the right is maybe Wysteria

Those are the only ones we know so far

>>21251983
one with carrots is indeed pretty adorable

>>21252008

More research must be done!

>>21251960
That's not Derpy Hooves, the colors and hair are wrong. She's the pony on the left, most likely.

>>21251350
Science. What has it done?

>>21251428
I've got a few.

Derp Hooves' 'sister' has yellower hair in a different style.

Her cutie mark is a cloud, although I can't tell at this resolution if it's supposed to have anything more to it than that. Because Spike is in the way.

>>21251428

So I'm guessing the ponirc is gonna be what finally kills pony threads.

If the IRC catches on and starts separating the /co/ fan-base, our threads will sadly not be as potent as they once were.

>>21252541
it's just nice not having any trolls or anyone talk about how'd they like to sex a pony, that's all

>>21252485
I fear this is what is going to happen.

We can't let the pony threads die! I love them.

>>21252646

Oh I truly doubt a handful of missing regulars will cause much harm. We might not have threads as bulky as before, but the friendship will endure. At worst, new fans will come to replace the old.

I want to make a pony...

So I'm making a superhero comic that averts and makes fun of the ridiculous modern day superhero stereotype and this fucking show is making me want to do a crossover with them.

Fucking ponies, I didn't think they would carry over into my actual non-4chan life.

You are now realizing that since the applefamily have orchards all over Equestria, the delicious brothers probably have their own farm
all
to
them-
selves

Where exactly am I to find this ponirc?

>>21253082
>>mfw

>>21253136
If it mollifies at all, I saw a fic about that particular pony being a mailmare a few days back, and it really did characterize her as just having a lazy eye.

Howdy /co/
I've been watching your MLP threads go on for a while now, and I gave in and watched the show, and its actually quite a fun little show. I really enjoyed it. So I wanted to share my own template made from Big Macintosh as a sort of thank you for all these enjoyable topics and links to the episodes and whatnot. This is a male pony template...for all the Bronies. So have fun, and since I'm sure most of you have access to programs that can continue the edits, feel free to add to the template and re post with your updates.

>>21253136
Derp Paul Sartre

>>21253237

Whoa, this looks pretty cool. Thanks a bunch!

>>21253288
your welcome, oh and to follow up, here is a backdrop for you Bronies

>>21253237

Awesome!

I drew Applejack today; maybe I'll draw the rest later. C:

So, no MKV yet for episodes 4 and 5 yet?

I know I can just go on Youtube but I´m just a little picky with quality when I´m watching any kind of videos.

>>21253481
4 is still borked on the Hub website, so nothing there yet. 5 won't be up until Thursday.

Morning, everypony.

>>21251705
Now draw her in a sheer silk gown and you've got instant murder material.

Added Fluttershy and Dash ...

>>21253513

Hi Cheddah!

>>21250779
Don't be sad Rainbow Dash can't fly straight either.

>>21253609
Oh snap!

>>21253569

I wouldn't have had Fluttershy down as someone who likes short shorts.

>>21253609
>>21253620
>Dash
>straight
This is a girl who practically shits rainbows.

Nothing remotely straight about her.

>>21251384
I DEMAND TO KNOW ABOUT THIS "KNICKKNACK"

>>21253645
thatsthejoke.jpg

>>21253513
Hey Cheddah check the plus thread

>>21253658
I just wanted to make it absolutely clear.

>>21253646

She's a Breezie! She's in there... somewhere.

>>21253681
im not... seeing her

>>21253698

The very bottom left corner.

>>21253711
oh wow, how did i miss that? she needs to be a recurring character, asap

Applejack because of that voice and that cowboy hat. Just so cute :3

>>21252008

I think that the second pony you mentioned looks more like Cheerilee based on cutie marks.

i would go on a raping spree and end up in pony jail almost instantly

>>21253711

By the way, here are the revised lyrics for the "My Little Brony" project. It's still a little goofy in places.

My Little Brony Anthem

My Little Brony, My Little Brony
Aaaaaah~
My Little Brony

I used to wonder what /co/ could be
(My Little Brony)
Until you all shared your macros with me!

Silly faces,
Rainbow manes!
Gettin' shitfaced
On drinking games!

Dykey ponies,
Fun to ship!
And an intro you should never skip!

Yeah, My Little Bronies
You know we have the very best threads!

>>21253770

It's ... beautiful

>>21253770

I give it two hoofs up.

>>21253746
But there are no prisons in Equestria!

Not since Celestia made all crimes punishable by the death penalty

>>21253770
Nice work!

>>21253785
In rare cases, she will allow for derpification, if the criminal pony's disappearance would be too noticeable.

>>21253770

>wipes tears from the eyes...

BRAVO!

>>21247818
Only correct answer.

>>21253825

PS. I request a MISERY PONY! NOA!

>>21253781
>>21253784
>>21253801
>>21253825
Thanks, all! Are there any changes you would suggest, or do you think it's good as-is?
If so, then we can actually start on this thing.

>>21253824
>>21253785
The punishment is to be turned into a rabbit.

Fluttershy is actually a warden.

>>21253758
>>21253770

Excellent, both.

>>21253848
I still like /co/rral, but if it can't fit anywhere it can't be helped.
I'd say it's fine

>>21253852
She loves her bUNNies.

well, at least we have some regulars still here. Pony thread's real slow tonight.

Man, I was sucked into Unquestionable Content thread for like a hour or so...I missed the out on some brony antics.

>Sad Panda :(

>>21253913
It's mid-week dude, it always gets slower around this part of the week. The run-up and run down from the episodes are when shit gets crazy.

>>21253913
Yeah. IRC's a bummer. I prefer this format.

>>21253848
I have a few suggestions to match the syllable pattern a bit better:

>I used to wonder what /co/ could be
Should be: I used to wonder what /co/mrades could be.
The former only works if you pronounce /co/ as "see-oh" and not everyone does.

>Gettin' shitfaced
Should be: We're gettin' shitfaced

>Fun to ship!
Should be: They're fun to ship

There, that should make sure we're all on the same rhythm as the original song.

>>21253913
on a perfect 4chan the concept of "regulars" wouldn't even be possible.

>>21253901
Believe me, I tried, Kuri. But I just couldn't find where to put it.
I'm putting you as an artist on the .mp3, though. :3

where do i sign up for the fluttershy defense force?

>>21253913
Thurs to sun are always super fast and the weekdays are a bit slower.

>>21253852
Explains why they need to be counted

>>21253943
I like the threads because I can pop in and out while I'm doing other things, it doesn't work so well in IRC

I would so be bffs with Pinkie Pie. I wish she really existed. It's like I'm a little girl again.

>>21253976
Do what I do and use both.

>>21253976
/co/ is for ponies
IRC is for shitting all my offtopic talk over with people I enjoy talking to

>>21253948
I like 4chan. That's official now.

Each of the lyrics in the latter part of the song are each going to be sung by a different person, so we can play it by ear.

>>21253957
Ah, that's alright. I tried and couldn't find anywhere to put it a couple days back. We need a longer opening!
And thank you!

>>21247818
I'll procede using my Hokuto hundread-crack hoof of the north star, and before they know it...they're already befriended

By the way, I want to reiterate that I'm not the original author of the song. If you're out there, anon, I'd like to slap your "name" on this. If not, I understand.

>>21254008
I might go onto it later, at the moment I'm posting in between trying to organise the massive piles of paper I seem to have left all over the place.

I really tried to dislike this show, but I just couldn't help from enjoying it. God, whats wrong with me?

>>21254097

ONE OF US.
ONE OF US.

>>21254097
>one of us
>one of us
>one of us

>>21254097
Same thing that happened to all of us. Just roll with it.

Seriously, I thought y'all were crazy, but then I just watched it, and BAM.

>>21254097
The magic of friendship overpowered you!

>>21247818 Who is your best pony pal /co/?

Twilight Sparkle.

I butter her up, let her loan me some books on magic, then UNLEASH THE SMOOZE.

forgot to drop this here.

http://vocaroo.com/?media=vRvnDiZJ5lGUT1KWV

night

>>21254097

I still don't know where this IRC is supposed to be. So I'm stuck here anyway.

Made a Brony, help me name him.

>>21254141
You sound just like that PC guy from the mac commercials

This was a topic that was tossed around by me and some other bronies in another late-night thread; primarily, the topic of cutie-mark matching. For example, if you fall in love, does your cutie-mark change? Could cutie-marks be changed magically? And that kind of thing. I'm just posting the first bit, since this is far from done, but it's a little grimdark, so be warned.

-

He knew he was in serious trouble the moment the guardmares came to find him on the docks.

Celestia never sent her guardmares out for anything less than ... well, he'd never heard of a time that they had been sent, actually. They were known as her highest-ranking guardians, the highest tier of the entirety of Princess Celestia's defensive force. They were her own personal guards, for the rare times that she had need of them, and they were rumored to never leave Canterlot. Any minor infractions that he had witnessed while onboard the PCS Yellow Flower had been dealt with Her Majesty's pegasus battalion, even the most severe instances of anti-friendship action.

Then again, Golden Honey hadn't just been sneaking himself a few extra tulips from the food stores.

>>21254151
Check the + thread. I'm not sure we're posting it here.

>>21254161
It was the silence that unnerved him the most; the pegasus guys hadn't been too awful. Even though they were all silent, they always seemed to share a sort of camaraderie, even if Golden Honey had only imagined it. They were all servicemen, aiding Princess Celestia in keeping Equestria safe and happy; and they all suffered equally under the laws that denied stallions the right to vote in the town elections, or to hold any significant ranking in the governing body. But the guardmares... he wasn't sure what it was, but they just gave him the heebie-jeebies. Maybe it was just the fact that they were female, he tried to calm himself; and unicorns weren't allowed in the naval ranks, so it wasn't like he was used to seeing those either. Unicorns and pegasi had far too many useful talents to be wasted out on the open sea, his sergeant had brusquely informed him; only earth ponies were considered strong enough to be able to swim to shore if their ship should sink. Or, Golden Honey had thought rebelliously, easily enough replaced if they should die.

He moved as quietly as he could between the two lead guardmares, hoping that they couldn't hear his heart as it pounded in his ears. It was so loud, it wouldn't have mattered even if the guardmares were talking - which they weren't. The most he ever got out of them was a cold, sharp glance, and the faintest hint of condescension that he couldn't quite give words to. But what the hell would he know; he was just a simple sailor. A simple, stupid sailor who had gotten tangled up in something he shouldn't have.

>>21254142
A PONY THREAD!
I SHALL SPAM IT WITH GORE!
NO ONE SHALL EVER KNOW!

Don't ask me why that was the first thing I thought of.

>>21254142
This... This is a MASTERPIECE

>>21254152
I wanna' say Funky Sparks.

>>21254161
>anti-friendship action.

hahaha

>>21254183
Pony threads are inherently linked to Dan Backslide.

>>21254161 fanfic

please don't.

>>21253711
What episode is this from?

I need to see more Big Mac

>>21254203

Too bad!

>>21254214

Episode 4 - Applebuck Season

>>21254201
That is true.

I'm scared Jimbo. I don't want Golden Honey to get his mind taken over by a cutie mark!!!

>>21254226
He even talks in that episode!

>>21254214
I don't have a reaction image of a happy john marston,
This will have to do

>>21254237
>implying John Marston was ever happy

>>21254226
Big Mac be smarter sounding than you'd think he be

WYVERNS ARE HERE!

SAVAGE HAS ARRIVED!

>>21254227

I´ve meaning to do that for some time. Get out there and drink myself out of consciousness for no reason.

>>21254289
Your fly is open

captcha, are you suggesting pony names to me?

>>21254172


Golden Honey did his best to keep his head up as they entered Princess Celestia's throne room. If he looked guilty, he had no chance; then again, who had any sort of chance in here, especially a no-name stallion from the outskirts of Equestria? Getting into Her Majesty's navy had been a bit of a feat in itself, without any real training or references. He'd proved himself through brute strength alone, and he highly doubted he would be able to use that as a fallback in here. The room was supposed to be broad and airy, welcoming yet majestic, but all Golden could think of was how close the guards stood to him, and how very distant and cold Her Majesty looked up on her throne. She was supposed to be the leader of his people, their guardian and protector, and yet Golden didn't feel particularly protected right now. Then again, he was on the opposite side of that system now, wasn't he?

Once Golden Honey had been walked to the very end of the long room, standing directly below Princess Celestia's throne, she spoke. Her voice rolled like thunder, and despite how gentle she tried to make it, there was still a certain sort of terrible beauty in it that made all of Golden Honey's fur stand on end.

>>21254309
:V

>>21251350
Eeyore: Superior.

All other equines: Inferior.

>>21254183
In that pack I made, I actually made a cutie mark in honor of the GS, So that he to could be depicted as the very thing he hates.

Btw, Pic is my Brony, I call Him Paintsplash

I spy a troll.

>>21250754

My choice. No, really.

That´d make me friends with Equestria´s high society in a jiffy.

Also, c´mon how can you NOT love Luna?

>>21254335
I don't know if that's No-Ink or a troll.

>>21254327
Mind corruption like this is one of my two favorite story elements.

>>21254335
Something with Nightmare Moon, I thought.

Girl has prehensile hair.

>>21254357
I'm guess it was a troll. Weird.

>>21254377
It was probably No-Ink trying to post annonymously, looking for ideas, and he accidentally used his name.

>>21254327


"My child. You have committed a grave crime." She said in that thunder-rolling voice, and Golden Honey was so transfixed by it he almost didn't notice the guardmares pulling away from him. What were they needed for? Princess Celestia could kill him without even breaking a sweat. "You have risked our treaty with the draconic kingdoms to the south."

Her words seemed to tug Golden Honey out of his panicked stupor, and he spoke thickly, as if the words were being pulled out of deep water. "Your Majesty, that was not my intention. I was only doing what I thought was right."

"What you /think/ is right is not my concern. You had your orders. The draconic kingdoms do not meddle in our business, and we do not meddle in theirs. They allow us to use their channels, and in return we-"

"It was still warm!"

>>21254395
Why would he do that? That doesn't make sense.

>>21254332

No-Ink, it's okay! You can come out!

>>21254415
Do you have a blank version of that?

Yo, Cheddah. It was you trying to show the brony song on later-/co/ yesterday, was it? Toldja it would be better here.

>>21254436
Go wild

Try harder /co/!
I'm still not going to watch your pony show!

>>21254453
Thanks!
Do you rotate the picture you're putting on the parchment on a 3d object before you paste it, or do you just stretch and skew a little bit?

>>21254395
This guy was right on the mark. I was trying to see if I could get ideas for a pic. I'll just be more up front.

>>21254401

Go on! You've already got me into it with the "It was still warm" and the hints at a fucked up cover up.

>>21254450
So you did. Thanks for the support. ;)

By the way, I'll need a decent ladyvoice to sing Twilight Sparkle's part. Any volunteers?

>>21254469
I stretched and skewed, but you could probably rotate it as well.

>>21254488

I am sorry, but I do not possess such a voice.

I do have a idea for a pic, I just to see if guys like it.
It's Dash and Spike walking down a road being pimps.

>>21254457

We´re not trying to, actually.

It´s your decision whether to watch or not. No one´s being forced to watch it.

>>21254504

Sounds badass. Will there be ponies in the background swooning at their combined pimpness?

>>21254504
There's no part of that post I didn't like.

>>21254457

>>21254495
"WHY DON'T YOU PUT THE WHOLE WORLD INTO A BOTTLE, CELESTIA?"

Celestia promptly puts the whole world in a bottle.

DO THE PONIES NO LONGER LIKE THE WYVERNS?!

>>21254532
Yep, I was even thinking of putting in a derp pony. I just have to figure out how to draw Dash doing a pimp walk. This pic will be for tomorrow.

>>21254575
Dude your fly is still open

>>21254592

If you can't draw a pimp walk, draw her in a pimpmobile.

>>21254401

There was a sudden, deafening silence as the lowly earth stallion interrupted the princess, and even Celestia seemed to eye him a little more coldly. His heart, which had been pounding so loudly in his ears until now, suddenly seemed to stop, or perhaps drop down into his belly. He wasn't sure which, but it probably explained the panicky wave of sickness that he felt ripple through him.

"It was still warm. The egg." He tried to explain feebly, feeling more coltish than he had even back when he had actually been a colt. He struggled to hold his stance, refusing to deflate or genuflect even as the princess' eyes bored into him. "It wasn't - it wasn't dead, the water hadn't - I couldn't just -"

"Couldn't just obey the law?" Princess Celestia said softly, her voice torn between anger and a vague sort of curiosity. It was difficult to be curious, of course, when you were a pony goddess.

"I couldn't kill it! There was still a baby dragon in there!" Golden Honey insisted, his voice rising a little, some of his naked panic fading.

"What the dragons do with their failed offspring is none of our concern, Golden Honey." Princess Celestia said coldly, sitting back on her throne slightly, her hind legs folded under her.

"It - it wasn't failed, it wasn't even cold!" Golden Honey protested, his tail lashing once.

"There are different kinds of failure."

>>21254592

Fuck yes.

You're my hero.

>>21254575
... Daddy?

>>21254575
Some ponies are still asleep, wyvern. Give 'em some time.

>>21254631
SAVAGE IS YOUR FATHER, DRACO-KIN!

BEHOLD, IT IS HE HIMSELF!

I'm tired bronies. I'm gonna head off to bed. See yall later!

>>21254693
Hey, uh... How's it going there, pops? How's Mom?

>>21254723
Later, anon!

Hey, where's Geek-chan and Forward? Have they been around?

>>21254693

No. Spike, I am your father.

>>21254743
Geek-chan was here earlier

>>21254723
G'night!
Pony dreams

>>21254746
No! That's not true! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!

>>21254761
YOUR MOTHER IS ACTING ODDLY! LET HER BE!

>>21254782
Oh, right. Sorry, mom, didn't recognize you without, um... Hate in your eyes.

Why are you here, dad? You were gone for years... No letters, NOTHING. Why now?

Ren'py guy, are you around?

>>21254749
Oh, good. At least still arond.

>>21254723
Night!

In before the episode where Spike's parents finally find their son after losing him in some freak accident, perhaps involving a storm or blizzard. While not being resentful or harsh parents, they demand the obvious off their son to return and live with them far away from Equestria. Conscientiously, Spike agrees to return with his parents to whatever land they are departing for. He lies to all of the ponies apart from Twilight on the premise of his departure and that he'll shortly return. This prompts Twilight to quickly arrange with her friends a party for Spike as well as his parents with each individual task for a friend. Applejack for the food and pastries, Rainbow Dash for the perfect weather management and a personal show of her best tricks and techniques, Rarity for the decor and furniture as well as to arrange the location exposition, Pinkie Pie to invite and arrange many of the festivities and activites primarily for Spike to participate in and finally Fluttershy to arrange a choir of avians. Unbeknownst to Spike, Twilight laboriously overviews and assists each task.

The party goes beyond expectations thanks to the arduous assistance of Twilight ensuring everything went perfect. Impressing Spike's parents significantly. Near the conclusion of the fantastic party and the coming of night, Twilight prepares for the grand finale of magnificent fireworks created through magic with the support from Celestria.

>>21254782
I question how the size difference between you two works.
In the sack.

>>21254840
As she is about to set off the fireworks. Twilight goes into a heartfelt somber speech on how Spike is one of her most cherished friends, eventually breaking into tears as she confesses to her disfavor of Spike leaving forever much to the surprise of the unknowing ponies of the party. This then leads to Twilight's friends quickly reinforcing her statement with experiences that leads them to tears of happiness and melancholy - which in no doubt, shortly results in Spike crying too. With them all quickly embracing as one for the last time with Spike. The fireworks set off and light up a glorious blaze of each member of the group standing beside each other, with Spike crowning the top with the words sparkling below the image. "Goodbye, love all your friends".

The End

copypasta from the thread yesterday

>>21254619


Golden Honey couldn't keep his mouth closed, even if he wanted to; it had gotten him into trouble before with the upper ranks before, but he was pretty damn sure it had never gotten him into this much trouble. "Failure? There's nothing wrong with him! He's - he's perfectly healthy!"

"I can see that." Celestia said simply, and turned her long, elegant head ever so slightly to the side, watching as a new guardmare approached the Princess' throne. Golden Honey took a step forward, unable to keep himself in place, and was immediately rebuffed by the armored sides of the guardmares as they herded him back to his spot.

"Don't - don't hurt him." What he had intended to be a sharp, demanding whinny came out instead as a small, frightened warble, his eyes locked on the small dragon now cradled in one of the guardmare's forelegs. He'd grown a lot in the past month, the tiny bumps on his skull slowly grown until they had become the dragonic-looking spikes. But he was still just a baby dragon, more roly-poly and rounded edges than spines and spikes, and his squirming in the mare's grip was easily ignored. Golden hadn't seen him in a few days, being locked up and all, but he looked pretty healthy still, undamaged even by the stony stares of the guardmares.

OUR KING IS RESOURCEFUL!

AND YOUR FATHER WISHED TO VISIT, BUT CELESTIA WOULD NOT ALLOW US!

>>21254866
If this turns out to be Spike

>>21254866

>mfw Celestia's about to kill a baby dragon.

>>21254898
Ah, I see your dilemma.

But I don't understand... Why did you leave me here? Didn't you want me?

>>21254866


"What do you think I would do to him, Golden Honey?" Princess Celestia asked, almost sadly, and the different tone in her voice made him turn to look at her again. The voice sounded sad, but her eyes ... it just didn't translate. It was like someone speaking in a foreign language they didn't quite understand. The words made sense, but there was no meaning behind them. "He has not done anything wrong. Your actions are the ones that have put him in harm's way."

Golden Delicious bit his tongue as mightily as he could, struggling not to look back at the little dragon. For so many weeks he'd tried to hide him belowdeck, carried him in the boiler room when the sleeping quarters got too cold, snuck him as many different kinds of food as he could until he found something he didn't spit back at him. He was just - just so /little/. He hadn't expected the egg to hatch; he'd done his best, but he wasn't a dragon, didn't know how to keep an egg properly warmed. He'd figured it would just die anyway, but ... he'd never had anything that little depending on him. The egg in the ocean, bobbing so merrily along, had tugged at him. Tugged him hard enough to send him over the side of the ship to retrieve it, hiding it in his bunk until that little purple guy had come nibbling his way out. Shit, he wasn't made of stone, he couldn't resist those big yellow-green eyes staring up at him, couldn't just dump him overboard when it became clear that there was now a highly illegal dragon onboard. On the Princess' navy ship, no less. It helped that the kid was quiet; dragons were supposed to be chatty, but this one was as mum as a little ... thing that was mum. He was better at thinking up analogies when he wasn't facing a lifetime dungeon sentence.

Remade my brony because I didn't like my first one.

I want a name but I can't think of one. I want Jazz to be a part of it though.

>>21254980
OF COURSE, MY SON

BUT SOME PURPLE CREATURE TOOK YOU FROM US! A CREATURE WITH SCALES AND HAIR!

>>21255036

Jazz Hulk.

>>21255041

O_O

>>21255063
Well damn, now I have to change the colors.

>>21255041
>>21255078
Lol'd but good!

>>21255078
Gay Serpent! No! WHYYYYYYYY?!?!?!?

>>21255063
...I'd read a comic called that.

>>21254981

Princess Celestia let the silence stretch out, watching the little green-spined dragon as it wiggled in the guardmare's grip. She was quiet for what felt like a long time to Golden Honey before she spoke again, facing him calmly. "My child, you have committed a grave crime. But you are still my child, and so we shall find a place for you in this world, as we will the little dragon. Guard Tesla, find the -"

"Wait, you're taking him away?" Golden Delicious asked suddenly, his eyes flicking to the little purple-and-green creature, now blinking back at him balefully with those big yellow-green eyes. "Look, I'm - I'm sorry. I'll serve my time, I'll do whatever punishment you have for me, but - but don't take him back there. He - he can stay with me, I'll take care of him."

"You?" Princess Celestia said, an air vague surprise entering her voice, as if she only half-felt the emotion. "You, a lowly earth sailor? A stallion in the navy, to raise such a small, complex creature? I think not. Who knows what damage you have already done to him. Dragons get rid of the dragonets whose powers are too weak to serve their race; but we might find a use for him yet."

>>21255146
>Golden Delicious
Getting a little ahead of yourself?

>>21255165

Why yes I am.

>>21255187
Frikkin' love this story, Jimbo. keep it up!

>>21255146

"A use for him? Like you find a use for your children?" Golden Honey snapped suddenly, his ears pinning back in a sudden flush of anger. He was still terrified of being turned into a teacup or something equally horrible, but something in him had ignited when he saw them taking the little dragon away. It was his dragon, dammit, and who knew what they'd do to the little guy. Make him some kind of - maid, or something? "Like you find a use for your stallions? One of the most powerful labor forces in all of Equestria, the strongest guards in all of the kingdoms, and you won't even allow them to vote?"

Princess Celestia's eyes returned to Golden Honey, and for a brief moment, he thought he saw a flash of real emotion there; unfortunately, it was anger. "Stallions have softer minds than mares. It is for your own protection that I do not give your kind too many distractions. If you had the capacity to understand what happened during the Unspeakable War, then you would not question my judgment. I keep my ponies safe and happy."

>>21255245


"Happiness cannot be had when half of your population is kept in servitude! We are not allowed to vote, not allowed to hold high ranks - how are we to live our lives happily if we cannot be equal to our sisters?" Golden Honey insisted, one hoof striking the tiled floor sharply, his anger burning in his gaze as surely as it burned in hers. "How can we be happy knowing we are second-class citizens?"

"You are a foolish stallion. The Unspeakable -"

"Mares fought in the Unspeakable War as well, Your Majesty, or have you forgotten that?" He snapped, and immediately, he knew he had gone too far. The princess' eyes burned into his, and Golden Honey struggled not to flinch as she seared him with her eyes. The Unspeakable War had been so long ago, but there had been rumors - rumors that the two princesses had not always agreed on their actions during that war, and that those disagreements had perhaps even bled into their reigns, causing the banishment of Princess Luna so many centuries ago. There was a reason it was Unspeakable, you massive idiot, Golden Honey thought to himself.

>>21255245
>The Unspeakable War

You must do more about this,

YOU MUST.

>>21255294
Can't.
It's unspeakable.

>>21255282
Shit just got real.

>>21255306
Say, Kurhi, I'm hoping we can collaborate further on the My Little Brony project... Any chance you can contact me here? CheddahSlingah@yahoo.com

Or here's the IRC
http://mibbit.com/?channel=%23mylittlepony&server=webchat.irchighway.net

>>21255326
Pardon me, "Kuri"

>>21255282

Princess Celestia stared him down until Golden Honey looked away, his ears still flat. "Guard Tesla. Take the foundling to Madame Trifle; she will know what to do with him for now."

Golden Honey could only watch as they carried the little dragon away. He'd never even had a chance to give him a name; he'd figured 'Little Guy' would work until he started talking. Goddess, what a fool he was, thinking he could sneak a baby dragon off of a ship in the royal navy. Thinking he could change the mind of the Princess by yelling at her.

"And as for you, Golden Honey." Princess Celestia said, waiting until the brown pony's head had swiveled back to her before continuing. "You will be remolded into the pony that you should have been taught to be in the first place. You are being given a second chance; you will be very grateful for it, once your mind is in the right place to receive it."

Golden Honey didn't protest, but even if he could, he wasn't sure what he would protest against. Remolded? What the hoof did that mean? Sure, he hadn't had the easiest upbringing, but - but you couldn't go back in time and do it over again, could you?

>>21255326
Ah, sure. I need to go in 5, but I'll send you a message asap

Are you going to put this on the plus thread when you're done, Jimbo? I don't want to miss the ending

>>21255409

Most def :)

>>21255404
i think i know where this is going.
Bricks will be shatted

>>21255428
Great!

Well, I gotta fly now, see you later, ponies

>>21255483
See ya

>Guard Tesla

/r/iing comic edit for "Tesla, the celibate guardspony."

>>21255512
I like this

>>21255404

The Princess must have given some kind of signal; before Golden Honey could really realize it was happening, he was surrounded by three of the guardmares, all staring back at him coldly, their horns a nice sharp reminder to remain still.

"Your new name will be Golden Delicious." The Princess said evenly, and to Golden Honey's shock, she was descending from her throne, moving as light as a shadow.

"Golden - wait, my name - my name is Golden Honey." He stammered, more than a little afraid of the way she was walking towards him. He couldn't quite put a hoof on why, but it filled his heart with dread. But when he tried to back up, his flank contacted cold metal, driving him back into the center of the guardmares.

"Was." Said Celestia, her eyes lingering on him. "You have been selected for a very prestigious mission. You will be renewed in this life, given a second chance to correct the grave mistakes of the first."

"Grave mist-? look, I don't-"

"You will be given as the mate of a mateless pony, as it is decreed in our laws. 'Each pony shall seek its mate by its cutie mark, and in that way, shall know that they are destined to be together and to be fruitful.'"

"Mate - wait, you don't- Get the hell away from me!" His soft, uncertain demands had risen to a sharp, panicked shriek as the princess drew closer to him, power radiating off of her so fiercely it almost hurt.

>>21255527
Wait... Does this mean that the entire Apple family is made up of former thorns in Celestia's side?

AWESOME!

>>21255527

But the princess would not be denied, and even as Golden Honey bucked against her guards, trying to free himself, she lowered her horn to his flank. A sudden, searing pain rolled through Golden Honey, driving him to his knees. He was not some silly frilly fru fru stallion, more loaded with books than with muscle, but the pain was like nothing he had ever felt before. It was if she was excising the very flesh from him with her horn, then burning whatever was underneath that. He couldn't halt the scream that tore itself from his lips, even when the princess drew back. It still burned, even when she pulled back, and he could feel his consciousness leaving him.

"Prepare the chariot. They ride for Ponyville at first light." He could hear the princess saying, brisk and warm, as if she hadn't just killed him, or whatever was happening now. Goddess, was this how it ended?

>>21255625

"Oh, Golden, my poor little angel."

This wasn't real. That much, at least, he could tell right off. He knew, logically, he wasn't awake, because he could see himself lying in the bed. His point of view seemed to be constantly changing, but wasn't that how all dreams worked?

"Hey mom, I'm okay, really." Came his tiny voice; it took a moment to realize that Golden was a child in this dream. Then again, he was tucked so heavily into that bed, he couldn't see much of himself at all. "I only fell out of the middle of the tree."

"Did Apple Jam put you up to this? Oh, I'm going to have a word with her! Always leading you around, getting you into trouble, why I--"

"Moooommmm." Golden whined, and dream-Golden chuckled, remembering that whine pretty damn well. "Apple Jam didn't make me. I said I'm fine, so you don't hafta worry, okay?"

"But -- but your tooth!" His mother sniffled, brushing some of her blue mane out of her face as she bent over to get a better look at him. Indeed, there on the top row, was a neat gap where a tooth had been.

"It's not so bad, I barely use that tooth anyway." He insisted, trying to puff his chest out, to be brave for his mother. She needed him to be the big strong man, while Daddy was away!

"But Nurse Crosshatch said you might have problems with your memory, sweetie. You can't even remember coming inside, do you?" She murmured tenderly, smoothing a hoof over his rebellious black forelock.

"Yeah, but that was boring stuff. I'm sure I'll remember things perfectly from now on!" He promised, beaming up at his mother, bathed in the glowing warmth of her smile.

>>21255724

Golden Honey woke up with a sharp jolt, something ill-remembered flashing through his mind. But like all dreams, it began to fade as he returned to alertness, leaving only the gentle warmth of his mother's smile in his mind.

No, something was wrong. Well, lots of things were wrong, actually, but trying to make a list of them was difficult. Firstly, he was up in the air, lying on his side in what felt like some kind of chariot. He knew about the chariots that carried unwinged ponies around on official royal duty; he'd just never ridden in one himself, much less while unconscious. A quick glance revealed the two guardmares at the front, glaring back at him when they sensed his eyes on them.

Well, the plower's collar around his neck explained the next wrong thing, why he couldn't move around too much. Probably didn't want him toppling them out of the chariot mid-flight, he thought a little darkly. It would serve them right, though, dragging him around, zapping his - his flank! He twisted his neck sharply, trying to get a look at himself, fully expecting to see some kind of hideous burn, or a deep gash, perhaps even revealing a sickening glimpse of moon-pale bone.

But ... no. Nothing. Or rather, nothing obviously gory, although it still burned faintly. But there, in place of the golden pot of honey that had decorated his hip until very recently, was a golden apple, with a little green leaf on top.

>>21255834

Slowly, Golden Honey - or Golden Delicious, perhaps he should say - looked away from his flank, his eyes drifting to look down at the scenery as it passed below them. This was an area he had never seen; there was so much green, and here and there little homes speckled the landscape. A curling, lazy river wound under them, as if following their path through the air.

It would seem that the princess had been sincere in her desire to give him a 'new life.' His symbol was new, this land was new... but something else, something half-remembered, jangled at him, like the sharp pain of an -

Of an open socket. Where a tooth should be, HAD been, was now a gap, slightly painful and coppery tasting.

A deep shuddering overtook Golden Honey, making his skin twitch and his tail lash. Wrong. It was all wrong. This wasn't his symbol, his land, his mouth.

His mother's hair was black.

This story.

:o

>>21255562

... Somehow, this being the case only for one of the heads of the entire clan, if not the de facto matriach of the clan, being part of the Elements of Harmony is incredibly worrisome. Either Applejack is a loyalist to Celestia and is acting as a mole in both the Elements of Harmony's various actions or she's a former dissenter/criminal, who's been given powers beyond most mages of this universe.

>>21256217
Surprisingly this is not the first time this theory has been proposed.

>>21256269
Doc! Get in here!

http://mibbit.com/?channel=%23mylittlepony&server=webchat.irchighway.net

>>21256269
...Surprisingy indeed...!

>>21256368
Wait, so you guys are actually there? That expains the slower thread right now.

Back before 404!

Nice work, Jimbo! Great stuff

Cheddah always gets the last laugh! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HA. HA. HA.

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...

>>21256998
FFFFFUUUUUUU---

HAHAHAHAHA. There. I win.

No, I win.

As long as we stay friends, we're all winners!

>>21257725
HA HA HA HA. Ha. Hee hee ha.

There.

>>21257822
I can't let you do that, Starfox.