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    54 KB Anonymous 11/15/10(Mon)22:43 No.21247818  
    Your wake up one day and find yourself in ponyville. Twilight Sparkle, Fluttershy, Rainbowdash, Applejack, Pinkie Pie, and Rarity are all standing around you. They are fighting over you, each saying that you were their best friend first.

    They leave the decision up to you.

    Who is your best pony pal /co/?
    >> !bgREVLN8FU 11/15/10(Mon)22:45 No.21247857
    I choose not to designate one of the ponies as a "best friend."
    >> Anonymous 11/15/10(Mon)22:46 No.21247874
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    Applejack. I fucking love apples.
    >> Boco !sCZ24qY6KY 11/15/10(Mon)22:46 No.21247896

    Who, by the way, would not be fighting.
    >> Anonymous 11/15/10(Mon)22:47 No.21247914
    but Applejack doesn't taste like apples
    >> The Diabolical Sketchman 11/15/10(Mon)22:48 No.21247939
    So op. Did you not see the third episode?

    I'd say I couldn't choose and get all of them...
    >> Boco !sCZ24qY6KY 11/15/10(Mon)22:48 No.21247948

    Then why do you kids like it?
    >> Anonymous 11/15/10(Mon)22:49 No.21247956
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    They're all my best friends
    >> Anonymous 11/15/10(Mon)22:49 No.21247962
    I'm too busy freaking the fuck out to care.

    What is this fairy magic? How did I get here? Am I still human, or am I a horse now? If I'm a horse, who turned me into one? If not, then when is Celestia's guard going to get here and murder me before the human threat spreads?

    Fuck it, I'm making best friends with Twilight Sparkle, and seeing if she can bamf me as far away as possible.
    >> Anonymous 11/15/10(Mon)22:49 No.21247975
    we just do
    >> Anonymous 11/15/10(Mon)22:49 No.21247976
    I would say that you are all my best of friends.
    but secretly it would be Rainbow Dash and Pinkie
    >> Anonymous 11/15/10(Mon)22:50 No.21247985
    >> Anonymous 11/15/10(Mon)22:50 No.21247989

    No, but i'd get to live on her apple ranch and eat apple pie err' day.

    Plus that accent is absolutely adorable.
    >> The Diabolical Sketchman 11/15/10(Mon)22:50 No.21248009

    Rainbow dash and Pinky at the same time....
    >> Anonymous 11/15/10(Mon)22:51 No.21248014
    i can't have more than one best friend?
    >> Anonymous 11/15/10(Mon)22:51 No.21248016
    I would make an uplifting speech about how friendship is not a competition, and that we only lose if we try to hog a person's friendship for ourselves.

    Everyone learns a lesson, and all the ponies are my friends.
    >> Hakata-san !6G4d4DJ5Vk 11/15/10(Mon)22:51 No.21248021
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    >> Anonymous 11/15/10(Mon)22:52 No.21248056
    First, I'd get mad at my dealer for selling me such bad crack.
    >> Anonymous 11/15/10(Mon)22:56 No.21248145
    >transported to a magic land of ponies and friendship
    >bad drugs
    Then what is your idea of "adequate" drugs?
    >> Anonymous 11/15/10(Mon)22:57 No.21248169
    I would tell them if they cared about me, they would stop trying to make me choose between them because I love them all.

    Then I would say...

    >Now, who wants to be the first to ride my horn?
    >> Anonymous 11/15/10(Mon)23:01 No.21248250
    what I can i say
    When I dream, I dream fucking BIG
    just like our party
    >> Aninymouse 11/15/10(Mon)23:01 No.21248256
    I'd say I love them all equally...except for Rarity, the narcissistic that was probably a cheerleader in high school.
    >> Anonymous 11/15/10(Mon)23:02 No.21248276
    I'd tell them to knock that shit off. It's childish and embarrassing.

    Then I'd go and propose to Derpy Hooves.
    >> Anonymous 11/15/10(Mon)23:03 No.21248321
    I go hide unde a rock and complain on 4chan.

    Fuck Friendship
    >> Anonymous 11/15/10(Mon)23:04 No.21248344
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    because I am a calculating bastard and would give attention to the girl who is being left all alone.
    >> Anonymous 11/15/10(Mon)23:05 No.21248368
    >> Anonymous 11/15/10(Mon)23:06 No.21248391
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    This is an anon with the right idea
    >> XLR !KOaMEGASp. 11/15/10(Mon)23:07 No.21248408
    Depends. Does that mean I am a pony? If so, then Fluttershy. Otherwise Twilight Sparkle, because
    is a real goddamn possibility.
    >> Anonymous 11/15/10(Mon)23:10 No.21248469
    oh shit, oh shit, oh shit!

    Okay, don't panic, you can handle this... remember how that noseless girlm handled it in that one comic... and... "begone ill gotten....uhm....Begone ill gotten...."



    ... Shit.
    >> Anonyomus 11/15/10(Mon)23:13 No.21248539
    Don't you know you're all my very best friends?
    >> Anonymous 11/15/10(Mon)23:13 No.21248541
    ...all of them?
    >> Anonymous 11/15/10(Mon)23:13 No.21248560
    Applejack. :)
    >> My Little Pharfignewton 11/15/10(Mon)23:15 No.21248597
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    >> My Little Pharfignewton 11/15/10(Mon)23:16 No.21248623
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    Here's derpy
    >> Jimbo 11/15/10(Mon)23:22 No.21248782
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    And the pic that started it all...
    >> My Little Pharfignewton 11/15/10(Mon)23:22 No.21248785
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    Her original showing
    >> Anonymous 11/15/10(Mon)23:24 No.21248837
    hey ponyfags, u jelly yet
    >> Anonymous 11/15/10(Mon)23:28 No.21248950
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    Fluttershy and Applejack. No question.
    >> Anonymous 11/15/10(Mon)23:34 No.21249096
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    We must construct additional fan arts.
    >> Anonymous 11/15/10(Mon)23:36 No.21249143
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    >> Anonymous 11/15/10(Mon)23:36 No.21249154
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    >> Anonymous 11/15/10(Mon)23:37 No.21249180
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    >> Anonymous 11/15/10(Mon)23:37 No.21249181
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    Jimbo, how goes the Bat Pink?
    >> Anonymous 11/15/10(Mon)23:38 No.21249207
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    >> Anonymous 11/15/10(Mon)23:39 No.21249236
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    Old Fan art for the fan art gods
    >> Anonymous 11/15/10(Mon)23:40 No.21249255
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    >> Anonymous 11/15/10(Mon)23:41 No.21249291
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    >> Anonymous 11/15/10(Mon)23:42 No.21249310
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    >> Anonymous 11/15/10(Mon)23:42 No.21249324
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    evil Celestia, probably my most popular pic
    >> Anonymous 11/15/10(Mon)23:43 No.21249350

    Well first I'd wander ponyville trying to figure out just what the fuck I did last night. Like Dude Where's My Car with ponies.
    >> Anonymous 11/15/10(Mon)23:48 No.21249462
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    I cracked up.
    >> Anonymous 11/15/10(Mon)23:48 No.21249479
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    >> Anonymous 11/15/10(Mon)23:48 No.21249481
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    Carrying on!
    >> Anonymous 11/15/10(Mon)23:49 No.21249500
    >>21249350Is this going somewhere?
    >> Anonymous 11/15/10(Mon)23:49 No.21249503
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    >> Anonymous 11/15/10(Mon)23:49 No.21249504
    Am I a pony in this scenario? Am I a pony of the same gender as I am a human now?

    I'd probably freak out and mention that I don't remember spending any time with any of them.
    >> Anonymous 11/15/10(Mon)23:50 No.21249522
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    >> Anonymous 11/15/10(Mon)23:51 No.21249550
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    >> Anonymous 11/15/10(Mon)23:52 No.21249557
    derpy? Huh?
    >> Anonymous 11/15/10(Mon)23:52 No.21249561
    I say "Ladies, please. Friendship is not some commodity that can only be given in limited quantities. Shame on you all for treating it as such! You are all wonderful ponies, and I would love to be friends with all of you. But until you learn a little maturity, that just isn't going to happen. Good day to you all."

    And then I go with Spike on an awesome adventure. Fuck yeah.
    >> Anonymous 11/15/10(Mon)23:52 No.21249569
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    >> Anonymous 11/15/10(Mon)23:53 No.21249586

    Derpy Hooves.
    The greatest pony that has ever lived.
    >> Anonymous 11/15/10(Mon)23:56 No.21249656

    I gotta go with Applejack for best pony pal friend to the end. No question she'll put me to work on the farm, but I'm ok with this. I'll bust my ass to get the money for grandma's hip replacement, all by my damn self! In return, maybe she'll let me comb her mane.
    >> Anonymous 11/15/10(Mon)23:56 No.21249657
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    >> Anonymous 11/15/10(Mon)23:59 No.21249712
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    Derpy is a special little pegasus that happens to be the best background character in FiM
    >> Jimbo 11/16/10(Tue)00:00 No.21249750

    I posted a new chapter on Plus a few days ago, but I haven't had the time to write anything new for it yet.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)00:00 No.21249751
    Yeast infections are funny.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)00:02 No.21249793
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    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)00:05 No.21249877
    What's the next episode, the sleep-over or the dragon problem?
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)00:05 No.21249880

    All I know since that night out is that I somehow ended up in Equestria, befriended a bunch of ponies, and somehow gained a car.

    It takes a few hours for the LSD to wear off.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)00:05 No.21249882
    I missed out on getting Twilight Sparkle's original design. Could anypony repost plox?
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)00:05 No.21249883
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    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)00:06 No.21249909
    Shouldn't her name be Derpy Derby?
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)00:07 No.21249931
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    They are all my friends. They rescued Captain Rillis and his crew from the Negative Zone forces of Blastaar.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)00:08 No.21249956
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    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)00:10 No.21250000
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    I really should get around to finishing Thanos Imperitive
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)00:10 No.21250002
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    For you.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)00:10 No.21250007
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    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)00:11 No.21250017
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    She's facing the wrong way and it should be rainbows in there, not cigarettes.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)00:11 No.21250022
    As was said above - after the initial freakout session, depends if I'm a pony or still a human.

    If human, continue freaking the fuck out and make a break for the hills, because you know Celestia will find out sooner or later and fry you with a solar flare or some shit in order to contain the biped menace.

    If pony, then fuck year - party time with Pinkie.

    But bear this in mind: You haven't earned your cutie mark, yet you're an adult. Does this make you a social outcast? Will Celestia find out anyway?
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)00:11 No.21250029
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    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)00:13 No.21250063

    According to the game, you probably earn your cutie mark around the same age as the other ponies (who are all apparently adults too), so you'll probably be seen as similar to someone who's been in college for seven years before graduating, at worst and, at best, absolutely normal.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)00:13 No.21250065
    >haven't earned your cutie mark
    >You are now imagining having to earn your cutie mark in the same fashion as the game on Hub as an actual pony.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)00:13 No.21250068
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    Someone made a Dash version wiht rainbows, I eblieve.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)00:13 No.21250078

    Thanks bronie
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)00:14 No.21250094
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    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)00:15 No.21250118
    >You haven't earned your cutie mark, yet you're an adult. Does this make you a social outcast?
    Nah, you're just a lazy pony who hasn't earned one yet.
    There were a bunch of ponies without a cutie mark in Applejack's Gala fantasy.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)00:17 No.21250157
    What's going on in this pic?
    Are Twilight and Rarity gloating over the fact that they can actually manipulate complex tools or something?
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)00:17 No.21250166
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    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)00:18 No.21250177
    >Dash version with rainbows
    Oh how sorely mistaken you are, brony.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)00:18 No.21250186
    It's an FFX parody
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)00:19 No.21250211
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    Someone requested a pic a while ago of a scene similar to Kimahri being owned in FFX on the mountain. They were making fun of him for not having a horn
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)00:20 No.21250234
    I have a birthmark on my butt that almost looks like a submarine. Would that become my cutie mark?
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)00:25 No.21250345
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    >> Tank !2M8ACd7E/k 11/16/10(Tue)00:28 No.21250423
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    Fighting over me? Sir they would be fleeing from me. For they know once they see my monstrosity of a body. That I will be the one to destroy them ,their homes and everyone they love. FOR I AM THE PONY DESTROYER!
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)00:29 No.21250440
    First I would make a poor attempt at keeping myself under control and demand where am I. Check and see if I'm a pony myself. If I'm not, peek through the window and ask idk if anyone else knows about my presents. If not, ask them to bring in twilight to blink me out to the most remote area possible to protect me and them from harm from Celestia. If they do, then proceed and ask what is the hardest drink they have in ponyville. Get drunk, hard. The next day, hide throughout the day to avoid attention and sneak out in the night and find Luna, befriend her and get protection from her hopefully.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)00:32 No.21250514
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)00:35 No.21250565

    Was trying to reconstruct from different shots since Im not a drawer. Anyone able to see wtf the cutie mark is? Looks like rain or something without a cloud.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)00:35 No.21250578
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    well fuck

    forgot this
    >> Snarky Bastard 11/16/10(Tue)00:36 No.21250591
    i say that i was friends with all of them first. ends in sex.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)00:36 No.21250601
    Just looks like a smattering of hearts to me.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)00:36 No.21250602
    It's bubbles. There are a few clear shots in a few episodes.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)00:36 No.21250604
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    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)00:38 No.21250647
    Her cutie mark is a bunch of bubbles. You can see them in >>21248623
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)00:40 No.21250688
    Anyone got the one with Heavy and Pinky and the funny hat?
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)00:41 No.21250695


    if you're that drawpony, then thankyou again for fulfilling that request
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)00:43 No.21250754
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    Found some art from the old threads that had gotten out of circulation somehow

    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)00:44 No.21250771
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    I didn't think the original artist would draw this for me when I requested it. I was quite happy to say the least!
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)00:45 No.21250779
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    You'll never fly straight.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)00:46 No.21250802
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    No probs, yo.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)00:46 No.21250809
    Uhh, whoops..

    Did anyone cap the last thread? It 404'd and I accidentally closed the tab
    >> The mighty A.K.O.D. !!373DSIA9CyT 11/16/10(Tue)00:47 No.21250820
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    any links to the newest episode y'all?
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)00:47 No.21250824
    Poor derpy
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)00:47 No.21250828
    Twilight Sparkle

    We'd go to the library and read and complain. It'd be great.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)00:48 No.21250834
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    Yer welcome bro.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)00:49 No.21250862
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    >>21250820 the Plus thread usually has links.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)00:50 No.21250874
    Yeah, after thinking about it, so long as I was a pony, I'd tell them they were all my friends and to prove it, try to steer things in the direction of sex with all of them. At the same time.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)00:51 No.21250886
    Aw, man. Thank you so much.
    >> Sasquatch !5juOzP5s0k 11/16/10(Tue)00:51 No.21250890
    Slaughter the equines for a source of meat and build a shelter before night arrives. If one cannot be built, gut a rather large stallion and sleep inside of its entrails, to stay warm. Attempt to find water the next morning. Repeat until rescue comes, if ever.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)00:51 No.21250899
    Does Big Mac count as Derppy?
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)00:51 No.21250900
    None of them. I channel my hatred for ponies into magic fury that none can stop. I then subjugate the pony race and under my rule, I crossbreed monstrous ponymen and unleash the musclebeast army upon the mortal realms.

    None shall stop me. I will be a god.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)00:52 No.21250921

    Thats not derpy looks like humpy
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)00:52 No.21250923
    Is Derpy Hooves /co/'s new pony waifu or something?
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)00:53 No.21250938
    Whoa, nice!
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)00:54 No.21250949
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    Myself, If I were a pony, I'd have to politely tell all of them I would be there equal friends. If I were me, I'd have to quest across the forests, hills, and mountains to find my way back
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)00:54 No.21250962
    Oh, shit. It's the shmoo. Or the spooge. I don't remember.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)00:54 No.21250970
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    Derpy Hooves has always been my special little waifu
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)00:56 No.21251001
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    Oh, I found Luna's theme today
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)00:56 No.21251005
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    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)00:56 No.21251009
    Okay, I watched My Little Pony for the first time just now. I don't really see what the big deal is. It was meh. Applejack made me laugh and Fluttershy got me hard. I didn't see the rainbow bitch dyking out either.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)00:56 No.21251013
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    I'll do a better one when I have time...
    I could see Twilight with some P&P games hidden in that library of hers.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)00:56 No.21251015
    she can lasso and tie me up any day
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)00:57 No.21251019
    Derpy Hooves is the unofficial waifu of /co/.
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    >> Time Lord !!bwC6Vw/YRVB 11/16/10(Tue)00:59 No.21251064
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    Well, fuck. They both look like mudkips.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)01:00 No.21251078
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    Awesome. I am reminded of Diansa Golden Chicken Armor
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)01:04 No.21251153
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    Because people make these threads so much fun
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)01:04 No.21251169
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    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)01:06 No.21251203
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    I'll stop you, Celestia!
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)01:07 No.21251222
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    Aaand thats most of my stuff.
    >> empty10 11/16/10(Tue)01:09 No.21251250
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    I guess I'll post my arts.
    >> empty10 11/16/10(Tue)01:10 No.21251280
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    >> empty10 11/16/10(Tue)01:11 No.21251298
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    >> empty10 11/16/10(Tue)01:12 No.21251307
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    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)01:12 No.21251320
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)01:12 No.21251325
    Why can't it be Friday now?!
    >> empty10 11/16/10(Tue)01:13 No.21251334
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    >> empty10 11/16/10(Tue)01:14 No.21251348
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    Well that's all the stuff I've drawn.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)01:14 No.21251350
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    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)01:16 No.21251384
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    >fanart dump
    Here's my G1/3 updates

    Individual files are on the +thread
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)01:18 No.21251428
    Anyone have those templates to make your own?
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)01:20 No.21251474
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    There are a few around.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)01:21 No.21251504
    The Baby Dance Around makes me d'aww everytime
    >> TX2 11/16/10(Tue)01:24 No.21251574
    I keep finding the wrong threads first.

    >> Noboru Yamaguchi !!l5VYv2ROMg5 11/16/10(Tue)01:24 No.21251589
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    I'll just leave this here.

    with music
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)01:28 No.21251660
    Well, that explains why this thread isnt hopping
    >> TX2 11/16/10(Tue)01:28 No.21251667
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    Art dump it is!
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)01:30 No.21251705
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    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)01:32 No.21251752
    I hope these are getting put on the plus thread for future generations!
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)01:33 No.21251771
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    Reposting the full(er) background pony list.

    Someone pointed out to me at Glinda's party you get a good look at a pony with a raincloud cutie mark, but I think I'll wait until the hub upload of Ep5 to add her.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)01:33 No.21251778
    That is a wonderful thing.
    >> TX2 11/16/10(Tue)01:35 No.21251815
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    It's funny because the ending of FMA brotherhood is all about Friendship being magic. Well not exactly, but that's what Ed thinks anyway.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)01:35 No.21251817
    For some reason....I want more MLP/FMA.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)01:36 No.21251850
    Yo TX2, you in the MLP IRC?
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)01:37 No.21251876
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    fuck these are fun to do.

    Depressed ponies to counter the glee
    >> TX2 11/16/10(Tue)01:38 No.21251901
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    >> Noboru Yamaguchi !!l5VYv2ROMg5 11/16/10(Tue)01:40 No.21251941
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    That cow! Or was it a horse?
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)01:40 No.21251949
    Use the magic of friendship, be friends with all.
    >> Kurihara 11/16/10(Tue)01:40 No.21251960
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    Somebody posted more Derpy being derpy, but looking at it, I'm not sure if it is Derpy.
    Resistance to Celestia's rule must be more widespread than first thought!
    >> Time Lord !!bwC6Vw/YRVB 11/16/10(Tue)01:41 No.21251983

    I wonder if there's a pony expert that can be contacted about ID-ing some of these.

    I like the derpy one, the one with the lyre, and the one with carrots.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)01:43 No.21252008
    Bottom row, third from the left is Desert Rose
    Next row up, second from the right is maybe Wysteria

    Those are the only ones we know so far
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)01:43 No.21252010
    one with carrots is indeed pretty adorable
    >> Time Lord !!bwC6Vw/YRVB 11/16/10(Tue)01:44 No.21252031

    More research must be done!
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)01:47 No.21252101
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    That's not Derpy Hooves, the colors and hair are wrong. She's the pony on the left, most likely.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)01:49 No.21252142
    Science. What has it done?
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)01:50 No.21252172
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    I've got a few.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)01:51 No.21252194
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    Derp Hooves' 'sister' has yellower hair in a different style.

    Her cutie mark is a cloud, although I can't tell at this resolution if it's supposed to have anything more to it than that. Because Spike is in the way.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)01:51 No.21252197
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    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)02:06 No.21252485
    So I'm guessing the ponirc is gonna be what finally kills pony threads.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)02:09 No.21252541
    If the IRC catches on and starts separating the /co/ fan-base, our threads will sadly not be as potent as they once were.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)02:11 No.21252594
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    it's just nice not having any trolls or anyone talk about how'd they like to sex a pony, that's all
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)02:12 No.21252620
    I fear this is what is going to happen.
    >> Time Lord !!bwC6Vw/YRVB 11/16/10(Tue)02:14 No.21252646
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    We can't let the pony threads die! I love them.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)02:19 No.21252752

    Oh I truly doubt a handful of missing regulars will cause much harm. We might not have threads as bulky as before, but the friendship will endure. At worst, new fans will come to replace the old.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)02:22 No.21252804
    I want to make a pony...
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)02:36 No.21253025
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    So I'm making a superhero comic that averts and makes fun of the ridiculous modern day superhero stereotype and this fucking show is making me want to do a crossover with them.

    Fucking ponies, I didn't think they would carry over into my actual non-4chan life.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)02:39 No.21253082
    You are now realizing that since the applefamily have orchards all over Equestria, the delicious brothers probably have their own farm
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)02:40 No.21253113
    Where exactly am I to find this ponirc?
    >> Jimbo 11/16/10(Tue)02:41 No.21253116
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    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)02:43 No.21253160
    If it mollifies at all, I saw a fic about that particular pony being a mailmare a few days back, and it really did characterize her as just having a lazy eye.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)02:48 No.21253237
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    Howdy /co/
    I've been watching your MLP threads go on for a while now, and I gave in and watched the show, and its actually quite a fun little show. I really enjoyed it. So I wanted to share my own template made from Big Macintosh as a sort of thank you for all these enjoyable topics and links to the episodes and whatnot. This is a male pony template...for all the Bronies. So have fun, and since I'm sure most of you have access to programs that can continue the edits, feel free to add to the template and re post with your updates.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)02:51 No.21253274
    Derp Paul Sartre
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)02:51 No.21253288

    Whoa, this looks pretty cool. Thanks a bunch!
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)02:53 No.21253307
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    your welcome, oh and to follow up, here is a backdrop for you Bronies
    >> Jimbo 11/16/10(Tue)02:53 No.21253322
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    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)02:54 No.21253331
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    I drew Applejack today; maybe I'll draw the rest later. C:
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)03:05 No.21253481
    So, no MKV yet for episodes 4 and 5 yet?

    I know I can just go on Youtube but I´m just a little picky with quality when I´m watching any kind of videos.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)03:06 No.21253499
    4 is still borked on the Hub website, so nothing there yet. 5 won't be up until Thursday.
    >> Cheddah !!b3DtxCVViBB 11/16/10(Tue)03:07 No.21253513
    Morning, everypony.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)03:08 No.21253524
    Now draw her in a sheer silk gown and you've got instant murder material.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)03:12 No.21253569
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    Added Fluttershy and Dash ...
    >> Jimbo 11/16/10(Tue)03:15 No.21253601

    Hi Cheddah!
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)03:15 No.21253609
    Don't be sad Rainbow Dash can't fly straight either.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)03:16 No.21253620
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    Oh snap!
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)03:17 No.21253632

    I wouldn't have had Fluttershy down as someone who likes short shorts.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)03:18 No.21253645
    This is a girl who practically shits rainbows.

    Nothing remotely straight about her.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)03:18 No.21253646
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)03:19 No.21253658
    >> My Little Pharfignewton 11/16/10(Tue)03:19 No.21253661
    Hey Cheddah check the plus thread
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)03:21 No.21253680
    I just wanted to make it absolutely clear.
    >> Jimbo 11/16/10(Tue)03:21 No.21253681
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    She's a Breezie! She's in there... somewhere.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)03:22 No.21253698
    im not... seeing her
    >> Jimbo 11/16/10(Tue)03:23 No.21253711
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    The very bottom left corner.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)03:24 No.21253726
    oh wow, how did i miss that? she needs to be a recurring character, asap
    >> Nyarlathotep !VwZvCXxy0. 11/16/10(Tue)03:25 No.21253734
    Applejack because of that voice and that cowboy hat. Just so cute :3
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)03:25 No.21253741

    I think that the second pony you mentioned looks more like Cheerilee based on cutie marks.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)03:26 No.21253746
    i would go on a raping spree and end up in pony jail almost instantly
    >> Noboru Yamaguchi !!l5VYv2ROMg5 11/16/10(Tue)03:27 No.21253758
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    >> Cheddah !!b3DtxCVViBB 11/16/10(Tue)03:28 No.21253770
    By the way, here are the revised lyrics for the "My Little Brony" project. It's still a little goofy in places.

    My Little Brony Anthem

    My Little Brony, My Little Brony
    My Little Brony

    I used to wonder what /co/ could be
    (My Little Brony)
    Until you all shared your macros with me!

    Silly faces,
    Rainbow manes!
    Gettin' shitfaced
    On drinking games!

    Dykey ponies,
    Fun to ship!
    And an intro you should never skip!

    Yeah, My Little Bronies
    You know we have the very best threads!
    >> Jimbo 11/16/10(Tue)03:29 No.21253781
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    It's ... beautiful
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)03:29 No.21253784

    I give it two hoofs up.
    >> Kurihara 11/16/10(Tue)03:29 No.21253785
    But there are no prisons in Equestria!

    Not since Celestia made all crimes punishable by the death penalty
    >> Kurihara 11/16/10(Tue)03:30 No.21253801
    Nice work!
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)03:32 No.21253824
    In rare cases, she will allow for derpification, if the criminal pony's disappearance would be too noticeable.
    >> Spikey !4v3R3rLP4k 11/16/10(Tue)03:32 No.21253825
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    >wipes tears from the eyes...

    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)03:33 No.21253839
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    Only correct answer.
    >> Spikey !4v3R3rLP4k 11/16/10(Tue)03:33 No.21253846
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    PS. I request a MISERY PONY! NOA!
    >> Cheddah !!b3DtxCVViBB 11/16/10(Tue)03:33 No.21253848
    Thanks, all! Are there any changes you would suggest, or do you think it's good as-is?
    If so, then we can actually start on this thing.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)03:34 No.21253852
    The punishment is to be turned into a rabbit.

    Fluttershy is actually a warden.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)03:35 No.21253869

    Excellent, both.
    >> Kurihara 11/16/10(Tue)03:37 No.21253901
    I still like /co/rral, but if it can't fit anywhere it can't be helped.
    I'd say it's fine
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)03:38 No.21253911
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    She loves her bUNNies.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)03:38 No.21253913
    well, at least we have some regulars still here. Pony thread's real slow tonight.
    >> Spikey !4v3R3rLP4k 11/16/10(Tue)03:40 No.21253941
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    Man, I was sucked into Unquestionable Content thread for like a hour or so...I missed the out on some brony antics.

    >Sad Panda :(
    >> Sparkle Fizzlelove !RHvnNvRpow 11/16/10(Tue)03:40 No.21253942
    It's mid-week dude, it always gets slower around this part of the week. The run-up and run down from the episodes are when shit gets crazy.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)03:40 No.21253943
    Yeah. IRC's a bummer. I prefer this format.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)03:40 No.21253948
    I have a few suggestions to match the syllable pattern a bit better:

    >I used to wonder what /co/ could be
    Should be: I used to wonder what /co/mrades could be.
    The former only works if you pronounce /co/ as "see-oh" and not everyone does.

    >Gettin' shitfaced
    Should be: We're gettin' shitfaced

    >Fun to ship!
    Should be: They're fun to ship

    There, that should make sure we're all on the same rhythm as the original song.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)03:41 No.21253952
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    on a perfect 4chan the concept of "regulars" wouldn't even be possible.
    >> Cheddah !!b3DtxCVViBB 11/16/10(Tue)03:41 No.21253957
    Believe me, I tried, Kuri. But I just couldn't find where to put it.
    I'm putting you as an artist on the .mp3, though. :3
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)03:42 No.21253966
    where do i sign up for the fluttershy defense force?
    >> My Little Pharfignewton 11/16/10(Tue)03:42 No.21253973
    Thurs to sun are always super fast and the weekdays are a bit slower.
    >> Kurihara 11/16/10(Tue)03:43 No.21253976
    Explains why they need to be counted

    I like the threads because I can pop in and out while I'm doing other things, it doesn't work so well in IRC
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)03:44 No.21253998
    I would so be bffs with Pinkie Pie. I wish she really existed. It's like I'm a little girl again.
    >> Sparkle Fizzlelove !RHvnNvRpow 11/16/10(Tue)03:46 No.21254008
    Do what I do and use both.
    >> My Little Pharfignewton 11/16/10(Tue)03:47 No.21254016
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    /co/ is for ponies
    IRC is for shitting all my offtopic talk over with people I enjoy talking to
    >> Cheddah !!b3DtxCVViBB 11/16/10(Tue)03:48 No.21254038
    I like 4chan. That's official now.

    Each of the lyrics in the latter part of the song are each going to be sung by a different person, so we can play it by ear.
    >> Kurihara 11/16/10(Tue)03:49 No.21254039
    Ah, that's alright. I tried and couldn't find anywhere to put it a couple days back. We need a longer opening!
    And thank you!
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)03:50 No.21254055
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    I'll procede using my Hokuto hundread-crack hoof of the north star, and before they know it...they're already befriended
    >> Cheddah !!b3DtxCVViBB 11/16/10(Tue)03:51 No.21254066
    By the way, I want to reiterate that I'm not the original author of the song. If you're out there, anon, I'd like to slap your "name" on this. If not, I understand.
    >> Kurihara 11/16/10(Tue)03:53 No.21254082
    I might go onto it later, at the moment I'm posting in between trying to organise the massive piles of paper I seem to have left all over the place.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)03:54 No.21254097
    I really tried to dislike this show, but I just couldn't help from enjoying it. God, whats wrong with me?
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)03:56 No.21254110

    ONE OF US.
    ONE OF US.
    >> Sparkle Fizzlelove !RHvnNvRpow 11/16/10(Tue)03:56 No.21254115
    >one of us
    >one of us
    >one of us
    >> Cheddah !!b3DtxCVViBB 11/16/10(Tue)03:56 No.21254118
    Same thing that happened to all of us. Just roll with it.

    Seriously, I thought y'all were crazy, but then I just watched it, and BAM.
    >> Kurihara 11/16/10(Tue)03:56 No.21254122
    The magic of friendship overpowered you!
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)03:57 No.21254126
    >>21247818 Who is your best pony pal /co/?

    Twilight Sparkle.

    I butter her up, let her loan me some books on magic, then UNLEASH THE SMOOZE.
    >> TX2 11/16/10(Tue)03:58 No.21254141
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    forgot to drop this here.

    >> My Little Pharfignewton 11/16/10(Tue)03:58 No.21254142
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    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)04:00 No.21254151
    I still don't know where this IRC is supposed to be. So I'm stuck here anyway.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)04:00 No.21254152
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    Made a Brony, help me name him.
    >> Cheddah !!b3DtxCVViBB 11/16/10(Tue)04:00 No.21254158
    You sound just like that PC guy from the mac commercials
    >> Grimdark Delicious Brothers Jimbo 11/16/10(Tue)04:00 No.21254161
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    This was a topic that was tossed around by me and some other bronies in another late-night thread; primarily, the topic of cutie-mark matching. For example, if you fall in love, does your cutie-mark change? Could cutie-marks be changed magically? And that kind of thing. I'm just posting the first bit, since this is far from done, but it's a little grimdark, so be warned.


    He knew he was in serious trouble the moment the guardmares came to find him on the docks.

    Celestia never sent her guardmares out for anything less than ... well, he'd never heard of a time that they had been sent, actually. They were known as her highest-ranking guardians, the highest tier of the entirety of Princess Celestia's defensive force. They were her own personal guards, for the rare times that she had need of them, and they were rumored to never leave Canterlot. Any minor infractions that he had witnessed while onboard the PCS Yellow Flower had been dealt with Her Majesty's pegasus battalion, even the most severe instances of anti-friendship action.

    Then again, Golden Honey hadn't just been sneaking himself a few extra tulips from the food stores.
    >> Cheddah !!b3DtxCVViBB 11/16/10(Tue)04:01 No.21254165
    Check the + thread. I'm not sure we're posting it here.
    >> Jimbo 11/16/10(Tue)04:01 No.21254172
    It was the silence that unnerved him the most; the pegasus guys hadn't been too awful. Even though they were all silent, they always seemed to share a sort of camaraderie, even if Golden Honey had only imagined it. They were all servicemen, aiding Princess Celestia in keeping Equestria safe and happy; and they all suffered equally under the laws that denied stallions the right to vote in the town elections, or to hold any significant ranking in the governing body. But the guardmares... he wasn't sure what it was, but they just gave him the heebie-jeebies. Maybe it was just the fact that they were female, he tried to calm himself; and unicorns weren't allowed in the naval ranks, so it wasn't like he was used to seeing those either. Unicorns and pegasi had far too many useful talents to be wasted out on the open sea, his sergeant had brusquely informed him; only earth ponies were considered strong enough to be able to swim to shore if their ship should sink. Or, Golden Honey had thought rebelliously, easily enough replaced if they should die.

    He moved as quietly as he could between the two lead guardmares, hoping that they couldn't hear his heart as it pounded in his ears. It was so loud, it wouldn't have mattered even if the guardmares were talking - which they weren't. The most he ever got out of them was a cold, sharp glance, and the faintest hint of condescension that he couldn't quite give words to. But what the hell would he know; he was just a simple sailor. A simple, stupid sailor who had gotten tangled up in something he shouldn't have.
    >> Kurihara 11/16/10(Tue)04:02 No.21254183
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    Don't ask me why that was the first thing I thought of.
    >> Cheddah !!b3DtxCVViBB 11/16/10(Tue)04:04 No.21254192
    This... This is a MASTERPIECE

    I wanna' say Funky Sparks.
    >> My Little Pharfignewton 11/16/10(Tue)04:05 No.21254198
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    >anti-friendship action.

    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)04:05 No.21254201
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    Pony threads are inherently linked to Dan Backslide.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)04:05 No.21254203
    >>21254161 fanfic

    please don't.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)04:06 No.21254214
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    What episode is this from?

    I need to see more Big Mac
    >> Jimbo 11/16/10(Tue)04:07 No.21254219
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    Too bad!
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)04:08 No.21254226

    Episode 4 - Applebuck Season
    >> Kurihara 11/16/10(Tue)04:08 No.21254227
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    That is true.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)04:08 No.21254228
    I'm scared Jimbo. I don't want Golden Honey to get his mind taken over by a cutie mark!!!
    >> Kurihara 11/16/10(Tue)04:09 No.21254235
    He even talks in that episode!
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)04:09 No.21254237
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    I don't have a reaction image of a happy john marston,
    This will have to do
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)04:12 No.21254268
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    >implying John Marston was ever happy
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)04:13 No.21254280
    Big Mac be smarter sounding than you'd think he be
    >> Savage !!CChGjPLvUDb 11/16/10(Tue)04:14 No.21254289
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    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)04:14 No.21254291

    I´ve meaning to do that for some time. Get out there and drink myself out of consciousness for no reason.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)04:15 No.21254300
    Your fly is open
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)04:15 No.21254309
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    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)04:17 No.21254325
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    captcha, are you suggesting pony names to me?
    >> Jimbo 11/16/10(Tue)04:17 No.21254327

    Golden Honey did his best to keep his head up as they entered Princess Celestia's throne room. If he looked guilty, he had no chance; then again, who had any sort of chance in here, especially a no-name stallion from the outskirts of Equestria? Getting into Her Majesty's navy had been a bit of a feat in itself, without any real training or references. He'd proved himself through brute strength alone, and he highly doubted he would be able to use that as a fallback in here. The room was supposed to be broad and airy, welcoming yet majestic, but all Golden could think of was how close the guards stood to him, and how very distant and cold Her Majesty looked up on her throne. She was supposed to be the leader of his people, their guardian and protector, and yet Golden didn't feel particularly protected right now. Then again, he was on the opposite side of that system now, wasn't he?

    Once Golden Honey had been walked to the very end of the long room, standing directly below Princess Celestia's throne, she spoke. Her voice rolled like thunder, and despite how gentle she tried to make it, there was still a certain sort of terrible beauty in it that made all of Golden Honey's fur stand on end.
    >> Noboru Yamaguchi !!l5VYv2ROMg5 11/16/10(Tue)04:18 No.21254332
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    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)04:18 No.21254340
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    Eeyore: Superior.

    All other equines: Inferior.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)04:19 No.21254344
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    In that pack I made, I actually made a cutie mark in honor of the GS, So that he to could be depicted as the very thing he hates.

    Btw, Pic is my Brony, I call Him Paintsplash
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)04:19 No.21254346
    I spy a troll.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)04:19 No.21254347

    My choice. No, really.

    That´d make me friends with Equestria´s high society in a jiffy.

    Also, c´mon how can you NOT love Luna?
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)04:20 No.21254357
    I don't know if that's No-Ink or a troll.
    >> My Little Pharfignewton 11/16/10(Tue)04:21 No.21254366
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    Mind corruption like this is one of my two favorite story elements.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)04:22 No.21254374
    Something with Nightmare Moon, I thought.

    Girl has prehensile hair.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)04:22 No.21254377
    I'm guess it was a troll. Weird.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)04:24 No.21254395
    It was probably No-Ink trying to post annonymously, looking for ideas, and he accidentally used his name.
    >> Jimbo 11/16/10(Tue)04:25 No.21254401

    "My child. You have committed a grave crime." She said in that thunder-rolling voice, and Golden Honey was so transfixed by it he almost didn't notice the guardmares pulling away from him. What were they needed for? Princess Celestia could kill him without even breaking a sweat. "You have risked our treaty with the draconic kingdoms to the south."

    Her words seemed to tug Golden Honey out of his panicked stupor, and he spoke thickly, as if the words were being pulled out of deep water. "Your Majesty, that was not my intention. I was only doing what I thought was right."

    "What you /think/ is right is not my concern. You had your orders. The draconic kingdoms do not meddle in our business, and we do not meddle in theirs. They allow us to use their channels, and in return we-"

    "It was still warm!"
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)04:26 No.21254408
    Why would he do that? That doesn't make sense.
    >> Kurihara 11/16/10(Tue)04:26 No.21254415
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    >> Cheddah !!b3DtxCVViBB 11/16/10(Tue)04:28 No.21254430
    No-Ink, it's okay! You can come out!
    >> Cheddah !!b3DtxCVViBB 11/16/10(Tue)04:28 No.21254436
    Do you have a blank version of that?
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)04:29 No.21254450
    Yo, Cheddah. It was you trying to show the brony song on later-/co/ yesterday, was it? Toldja it would be better here.
    >> Kurihara 11/16/10(Tue)04:30 No.21254453
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    Go wild
    >> My Little Pharfignewton 11/16/10(Tue)04:30 No.21254456
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    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)04:30 No.21254457
    Try harder /co/!
    I'm still not going to watch your pony show!
    >> Cheddah !!b3DtxCVViBB 11/16/10(Tue)04:32 No.21254469
    Do you rotate the picture you're putting on the parchment on a 3d object before you paste it, or do you just stretch and skew a little bit?
    >> No-Ink 11/16/10(Tue)04:32 No.21254476
    This guy was right on the mark. I was trying to see if I could get ideas for a pic. I'll just be more up front.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)04:33 No.21254478

    Go on! You've already got me into it with the "It was still warm" and the hints at a fucked up cover up.
    >> Cheddah !!b3DtxCVViBB 11/16/10(Tue)04:33 No.21254488
    So you did. Thanks for the support. ;)

    By the way, I'll need a decent ladyvoice to sing Twilight Sparkle's part. Any volunteers?
    >> Kurihara 11/16/10(Tue)04:34 No.21254499
    I stretched and skewed, but you could probably rotate it as well.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)04:35 No.21254501

    I am sorry, but I do not possess such a voice.
    >> No-Ink 11/16/10(Tue)04:35 No.21254504
    I do have a idea for a pic, I just to see if guys like it.
    It's Dash and Spike walking down a road being pimps.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)04:35 No.21254508

    We´re not trying to, actually.

    It´s your decision whether to watch or not. No one´s being forced to watch it.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)04:37 No.21254532

    Sounds badass. Will there be ponies in the background swooning at their combined pimpness?
    >> Cheddah !!b3DtxCVViBB 11/16/10(Tue)04:38 No.21254533
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    There's no part of that post I didn't like.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)04:38 No.21254539
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    >> Kurihara 11/16/10(Tue)04:38 No.21254542
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    Celestia promptly puts the whole world in a bottle.
    >> Savage !!CChGjPLvUDb 11/16/10(Tue)04:41 No.21254575
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    >> No-Ink 11/16/10(Tue)04:43 No.21254592
    Yep, I was even thinking of putting in a derp pony. I just have to figure out how to draw Dash doing a pimp walk. This pic will be for tomorrow.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)04:43 No.21254599
    Dude your fly is still open
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)04:44 No.21254614

    If you can't draw a pimp walk, draw her in a pimpmobile.
    >> Jimbo 11/16/10(Tue)04:45 No.21254619

    There was a sudden, deafening silence as the lowly earth stallion interrupted the princess, and even Celestia seemed to eye him a little more coldly. His heart, which had been pounding so loudly in his ears until now, suddenly seemed to stop, or perhaps drop down into his belly. He wasn't sure which, but it probably explained the panicky wave of sickness that he felt ripple through him.

    "It was still warm. The egg." He tried to explain feebly, feeling more coltish than he had even back when he had actually been a colt. He struggled to hold his stance, refusing to deflate or genuflect even as the princess' eyes bored into him. "It wasn't - it wasn't dead, the water hadn't - I couldn't just -"

    "Couldn't just obey the law?" Princess Celestia said softly, her voice torn between anger and a vague sort of curiosity. It was difficult to be curious, of course, when you were a pony goddess.

    "I couldn't kill it! There was still a baby dragon in there!" Golden Honey insisted, his voice rising a little, some of his naked panic fading.

    "What the dragons do with their failed offspring is none of our concern, Golden Honey." Princess Celestia said coldly, sitting back on her throne slightly, her hind legs folded under her.

    "It - it wasn't failed, it wasn't even cold!" Golden Honey protested, his tail lashing once.

    "There are different kinds of failure."
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)04:45 No.21254630

    Fuck yes.

    You're my hero.
    >> Cheddah !!b3DtxCVViBB 11/16/10(Tue)04:46 No.21254631
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    ... Daddy?
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)04:48 No.21254650
    Some ponies are still asleep, wyvern. Give 'em some time.
    >> Savage !!CChGjPLvUDb 11/16/10(Tue)04:51 No.21254693
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    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)04:53 No.21254723
    I'm tired bronies. I'm gonna head off to bed. See yall later!
    >> Cheddah !!b3DtxCVViBB 11/16/10(Tue)04:54 No.21254728
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    Hey, uh... How's it going there, pops? How's Mom?
    >> Cheddah !!b3DtxCVViBB 11/16/10(Tue)04:54 No.21254741
    Later, anon!
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)04:54 No.21254743
    Hey, where's Geek-chan and Forward? Have they been around?
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)04:55 No.21254746
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    No. Spike, I am your father.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)04:55 No.21254749
    Geek-chan was here earlier
    >> Kurihara 11/16/10(Tue)04:56 No.21254755
    Pony dreams
    >> Cheddah !!b3DtxCVViBB 11/16/10(Tue)04:56 No.21254761
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    No! That's not true! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!
    >> Savage !!CChGjPLvUDb 11/16/10(Tue)04:57 No.21254782
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    >> Cheddah !!b3DtxCVViBB 11/16/10(Tue)05:01 No.21254818
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    Oh, right. Sorry, mom, didn't recognize you without, um... Hate in your eyes.

    Why are you here, dad? You were gone for years... No letters, NOTHING. Why now?
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)05:02 No.21254837
    Ren'py guy, are you around?

    Oh, good. At least still arond.

    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)05:03 No.21254840
    In before the episode where Spike's parents finally find their son after losing him in some freak accident, perhaps involving a storm or blizzard. While not being resentful or harsh parents, they demand the obvious off their son to return and live with them far away from Equestria. Conscientiously, Spike agrees to return with his parents to whatever land they are departing for. He lies to all of the ponies apart from Twilight on the premise of his departure and that he'll shortly return. This prompts Twilight to quickly arrange with her friends a party for Spike as well as his parents with each individual task for a friend. Applejack for the food and pastries, Rainbow Dash for the perfect weather management and a personal show of her best tricks and techniques, Rarity for the decor and furniture as well as to arrange the location exposition, Pinkie Pie to invite and arrange many of the festivities and activites primarily for Spike to participate in and finally Fluttershy to arrange a choir of avians. Unbeknownst to Spike, Twilight laboriously overviews and assists each task.

    The party goes beyond expectations thanks to the arduous assistance of Twilight ensuring everything went perfect. Impressing Spike's parents significantly. Near the conclusion of the fantastic party and the coming of night, Twilight prepares for the grand finale of magnificent fireworks created through magic with the support from Celestria.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)05:03 No.21254841
    I question how the size difference between you two works.
    In the sack.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)05:03 No.21254846
    As she is about to set off the fireworks. Twilight goes into a heartfelt somber speech on how Spike is one of her most cherished friends, eventually breaking into tears as she confesses to her disfavor of Spike leaving forever much to the surprise of the unknowing ponies of the party. This then leads to Twilight's friends quickly reinforcing her statement with experiences that leads them to tears of happiness and melancholy - which in no doubt, shortly results in Spike crying too. With them all quickly embracing as one for the last time with Spike. The fireworks set off and light up a glorious blaze of each member of the group standing beside each other, with Spike crowning the top with the words sparkling below the image. "Goodbye, love all your friends".

    The End

    copypasta from the thread yesterday
    >> Jimbo 11/16/10(Tue)05:05 No.21254866

    Golden Honey couldn't keep his mouth closed, even if he wanted to; it had gotten him into trouble before with the upper ranks before, but he was pretty damn sure it had never gotten him into this much trouble. "Failure? There's nothing wrong with him! He's - he's perfectly healthy!"

    "I can see that." Celestia said simply, and turned her long, elegant head ever so slightly to the side, watching as a new guardmare approached the Princess' throne. Golden Honey took a step forward, unable to keep himself in place, and was immediately rebuffed by the armored sides of the guardmares as they herded him back to his spot.

    "Don't - don't hurt him." What he had intended to be a sharp, demanding whinny came out instead as a small, frightened warble, his eyes locked on the small dragon now cradled in one of the guardmare's forelegs. He'd grown a lot in the past month, the tiny bumps on his skull slowly grown until they had become the dragonic-looking spikes. But he was still just a baby dragon, more roly-poly and rounded edges than spines and spikes, and his squirming in the mare's grip was easily ignored. Golden hadn't seen him in a few days, being locked up and all, but he looked pretty healthy still, undamaged even by the stony stares of the guardmares.
    >> Savage !!CChGjPLvUDb 11/16/10(Tue)05:08 No.21254898
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    >> My Little Pharfignewton 11/16/10(Tue)05:09 No.21254909
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    If this turns out to be Spike
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)05:11 No.21254925
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    >mfw Celestia's about to kill a baby dragon.
    >> Cheddah !!b3DtxCVViBB 11/16/10(Tue)05:16 No.21254980
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    Ah, I see your dilemma.

    But I don't understand... Why did you leave me here? Didn't you want me?
    >> Jimbo 11/16/10(Tue)05:16 No.21254981

    "What do you think I would do to him, Golden Honey?" Princess Celestia asked, almost sadly, and the different tone in her voice made him turn to look at her again. The voice sounded sad, but her eyes ... it just didn't translate. It was like someone speaking in a foreign language they didn't quite understand. The words made sense, but there was no meaning behind them. "He has not done anything wrong. Your actions are the ones that have put him in harm's way."

    Golden Delicious bit his tongue as mightily as he could, struggling not to look back at the little dragon. For so many weeks he'd tried to hide him belowdeck, carried him in the boiler room when the sleeping quarters got too cold, snuck him as many different kinds of food as he could until he found something he didn't spit back at him. He was just - just so /little/. He hadn't expected the egg to hatch; he'd done his best, but he wasn't a dragon, didn't know how to keep an egg properly warmed. He'd figured it would just die anyway, but ... he'd never had anything that little depending on him. The egg in the ocean, bobbing so merrily along, had tugged at him. Tugged him hard enough to send him over the side of the ship to retrieve it, hiding it in his bunk until that little purple guy had come nibbling his way out. Shit, he wasn't made of stone, he couldn't resist those big yellow-green eyes staring up at him, couldn't just dump him overboard when it became clear that there was now a highly illegal dragon onboard. On the Princess' navy ship, no less. It helped that the kid was quiet; dragons were supposed to be chatty, but this one was as mum as a little ... thing that was mum. He was better at thinking up analogies when he wasn't facing a lifetime dungeon sentence.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)05:22 No.21255036
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    Remade my brony because I didn't like my first one.

    I want a name but I can't think of one. I want Jazz to be a part of it though.
    >> Savage !!CChGjPLvUDb 11/16/10(Tue)05:22 No.21255041
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    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)05:24 No.21255063

    Jazz Hulk.
    >> Jimbo 11/16/10(Tue)05:26 No.21255078
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    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)05:26 No.21255084
    Well damn, now I have to change the colors.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)05:28 No.21255099
    Lol'd but good!
    >> Spike 11/16/10(Tue)05:29 No.21255104
    Gay Serpent! No! WHYYYYYYYY?!?!?!?
    >> Kurihara 11/16/10(Tue)05:32 No.21255135
    ...I'd read a comic called that.
    >> Jimbo 11/16/10(Tue)05:34 No.21255146

    Princess Celestia let the silence stretch out, watching the little green-spined dragon as it wiggled in the guardmare's grip. She was quiet for what felt like a long time to Golden Honey before she spoke again, facing him calmly. "My child, you have committed a grave crime. But you are still my child, and so we shall find a place for you in this world, as we will the little dragon. Guard Tesla, find the -"

    "Wait, you're taking him away?" Golden Delicious asked suddenly, his eyes flicking to the little purple-and-green creature, now blinking back at him balefully with those big yellow-green eyes. "Look, I'm - I'm sorry. I'll serve my time, I'll do whatever punishment you have for me, but - but don't take him back there. He - he can stay with me, I'll take care of him."

    "You?" Princess Celestia said, an air vague surprise entering her voice, as if she only half-felt the emotion. "You, a lowly earth sailor? A stallion in the navy, to raise such a small, complex creature? I think not. Who knows what damage you have already done to him. Dragons get rid of the dragonets whose powers are too weak to serve their race; but we might find a use for him yet."
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)05:36 No.21255165
    >Golden Delicious
    Getting a little ahead of yourself?
    >> Jimbo 11/16/10(Tue)05:39 No.21255187

    Why yes I am.
    >> Cheddah !!b3DtxCVViBB 11/16/10(Tue)05:40 No.21255203
    Frikkin' love this story, Jimbo. keep it up!
    >> Jimbo 11/16/10(Tue)05:46 No.21255245

    "A use for him? Like you find a use for your children?" Golden Honey snapped suddenly, his ears pinning back in a sudden flush of anger. He was still terrified of being turned into a teacup or something equally horrible, but something in him had ignited when he saw them taking the little dragon away. It was his dragon, dammit, and who knew what they'd do to the little guy. Make him some kind of - maid, or something? "Like you find a use for your stallions? One of the most powerful labor forces in all of Equestria, the strongest guards in all of the kingdoms, and you won't even allow them to vote?"

    Princess Celestia's eyes returned to Golden Honey, and for a brief moment, he thought he saw a flash of real emotion there; unfortunately, it was anger. "Stallions have softer minds than mares. It is for your own protection that I do not give your kind too many distractions. If you had the capacity to understand what happened during the Unspeakable War, then you would not question my judgment. I keep my ponies safe and happy."
    >> Jimbo 11/16/10(Tue)05:50 No.21255282

    "Happiness cannot be had when half of your population is kept in servitude! We are not allowed to vote, not allowed to hold high ranks - how are we to live our lives happily if we cannot be equal to our sisters?" Golden Honey insisted, one hoof striking the tiled floor sharply, his anger burning in his gaze as surely as it burned in hers. "How can we be happy knowing we are second-class citizens?"

    "You are a foolish stallion. The Unspeakable -"

    "Mares fought in the Unspeakable War as well, Your Majesty, or have you forgotten that?" He snapped, and immediately, he knew he had gone too far. The princess' eyes burned into his, and Golden Honey struggled not to flinch as she seared him with her eyes. The Unspeakable War had been so long ago, but there had been rumors - rumors that the two princesses had not always agreed on their actions during that war, and that those disagreements had perhaps even bled into their reigns, causing the banishment of Princess Luna so many centuries ago. There was a reason it was Unspeakable, you massive idiot, Golden Honey thought to himself.
    >> Cheddah !!b3DtxCVViBB 11/16/10(Tue)05:51 No.21255294
    >The Unspeakable War

    You must do more about this,

    >> Kurihara 11/16/10(Tue)05:52 No.21255306
    It's unspeakable.
    >> Cheddah !!b3DtxCVViBB 11/16/10(Tue)05:53 No.21255310
    Shit just got real.
    >> Cheddah !!b3DtxCVViBB 11/16/10(Tue)05:55 No.21255326
    Say, Kurhi, I'm hoping we can collaborate further on the My Little Brony project... Any chance you can contact me here?

    Or here's the IRC
    >> Cheddah !!b3DtxCVViBB 11/16/10(Tue)05:55 No.21255330
    Pardon me, "Kuri"
    >> Jimbo 11/16/10(Tue)06:02 No.21255404

    Princess Celestia stared him down until Golden Honey looked away, his ears still flat. "Guard Tesla. Take the foundling to Madame Trifle; she will know what to do with him for now."

    Golden Honey could only watch as they carried the little dragon away. He'd never even had a chance to give him a name; he'd figured 'Little Guy' would work until he started talking. Goddess, what a fool he was, thinking he could sneak a baby dragon off of a ship in the royal navy. Thinking he could change the mind of the Princess by yelling at her.

    "And as for you, Golden Honey." Princess Celestia said, waiting until the brown pony's head had swiveled back to her before continuing. "You will be remolded into the pony that you should have been taught to be in the first place. You are being given a second chance; you will be very grateful for it, once your mind is in the right place to receive it."

    Golden Honey didn't protest, but even if he could, he wasn't sure what he would protest against. Remolded? What the hoof did that mean? Sure, he hadn't had the easiest upbringing, but - but you couldn't go back in time and do it over again, could you?
    >> Kurihara 11/16/10(Tue)06:02 No.21255409
    Ah, sure. I need to go in 5, but I'll send you a message asap

    Are you going to put this on the plus thread when you're done, Jimbo? I don't want to miss the ending
    >> Jimbo 11/16/10(Tue)06:04 No.21255428

    Most def :)
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)06:04 No.21255431
    i think i know where this is going.
    Bricks will be shatted
    >> Kurihara 11/16/10(Tue)06:08 No.21255483

    Well, I gotta fly now, see you later, ponies
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)06:10 No.21255497
    See ya
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)06:11 No.21255512
    >Guard Tesla

    /r/iing comic edit for "Tesla, the celibate guardspony."
    >> Cheddah !!b3DtxCVViBB 11/16/10(Tue)06:11 No.21255520
    I like this
    >> Jimbo 11/16/10(Tue)06:12 No.21255527

    The Princess must have given some kind of signal; before Golden Honey could really realize it was happening, he was surrounded by three of the guardmares, all staring back at him coldly, their horns a nice sharp reminder to remain still.

    "Your new name will be Golden Delicious." The Princess said evenly, and to Golden Honey's shock, she was descending from her throne, moving as light as a shadow.

    "Golden - wait, my name - my name is Golden Honey." He stammered, more than a little afraid of the way she was walking towards him. He couldn't quite put a hoof on why, but it filled his heart with dread. But when he tried to back up, his flank contacted cold metal, driving him back into the center of the guardmares.

    "Was." Said Celestia, her eyes lingering on him. "You have been selected for a very prestigious mission. You will be renewed in this life, given a second chance to correct the grave mistakes of the first."

    "Grave mist-? look, I don't-"

    "You will be given as the mate of a mateless pony, as it is decreed in our laws. 'Each pony shall seek its mate by its cutie mark, and in that way, shall know that they are destined to be together and to be fruitful.'"

    "Mate - wait, you don't- Get the hell away from me!" His soft, uncertain demands had risen to a sharp, panicked shriek as the princess drew closer to him, power radiating off of her so fiercely it almost hurt.
    >> Cheddah !!b3DtxCVViBB 11/16/10(Tue)06:16 No.21255562
    Wait... Does this mean that the entire Apple family is made up of former thorns in Celestia's side?

    >> Jimbo 11/16/10(Tue)06:23 No.21255625

    But the princess would not be denied, and even as Golden Honey bucked against her guards, trying to free himself, she lowered her horn to his flank. A sudden, searing pain rolled through Golden Honey, driving him to his knees. He was not some silly frilly fru fru stallion, more loaded with books than with muscle, but the pain was like nothing he had ever felt before. It was if she was excising the very flesh from him with her horn, then burning whatever was underneath that. He couldn't halt the scream that tore itself from his lips, even when the princess drew back. It still burned, even when she pulled back, and he could feel his consciousness leaving him.

    "Prepare the chariot. They ride for Ponyville at first light." He could hear the princess saying, brisk and warm, as if she hadn't just killed him, or whatever was happening now. Goddess, was this how it ended?
    >> Jimbo 11/16/10(Tue)06:34 No.21255724

    "Oh, Golden, my poor little angel."

    This wasn't real. That much, at least, he could tell right off. He knew, logically, he wasn't awake, because he could see himself lying in the bed. His point of view seemed to be constantly changing, but wasn't that how all dreams worked?

    "Hey mom, I'm okay, really." Came his tiny voice; it took a moment to realize that Golden was a child in this dream. Then again, he was tucked so heavily into that bed, he couldn't see much of himself at all. "I only fell out of the middle of the tree."

    "Did Apple Jam put you up to this? Oh, I'm going to have a word with her! Always leading you around, getting you into trouble, why I--"

    "Moooommmm." Golden whined, and dream-Golden chuckled, remembering that whine pretty damn well. "Apple Jam didn't make me. I said I'm fine, so you don't hafta worry, okay?"

    "But -- but your tooth!" His mother sniffled, brushing some of her blue mane out of her face as she bent over to get a better look at him. Indeed, there on the top row, was a neat gap where a tooth had been.

    "It's not so bad, I barely use that tooth anyway." He insisted, trying to puff his chest out, to be brave for his mother. She needed him to be the big strong man, while Daddy was away!

    "But Nurse Crosshatch said you might have problems with your memory, sweetie. You can't even remember coming inside, do you?" She murmured tenderly, smoothing a hoof over his rebellious black forelock.

    "Yeah, but that was boring stuff. I'm sure I'll remember things perfectly from now on!" He promised, beaming up at his mother, bathed in the glowing warmth of her smile.
    >> Jimbo 11/16/10(Tue)06:45 No.21255834

    Golden Honey woke up with a sharp jolt, something ill-remembered flashing through his mind. But like all dreams, it began to fade as he returned to alertness, leaving only the gentle warmth of his mother's smile in his mind.

    No, something was wrong. Well, lots of things were wrong, actually, but trying to make a list of them was difficult. Firstly, he was up in the air, lying on his side in what felt like some kind of chariot. He knew about the chariots that carried unwinged ponies around on official royal duty; he'd just never ridden in one himself, much less while unconscious. A quick glance revealed the two guardmares at the front, glaring back at him when they sensed his eyes on them.

    Well, the plower's collar around his neck explained the next wrong thing, why he couldn't move around too much. Probably didn't want him toppling them out of the chariot mid-flight, he thought a little darkly. It would serve them right, though, dragging him around, zapping his - his flank! He twisted his neck sharply, trying to get a look at himself, fully expecting to see some kind of hideous burn, or a deep gash, perhaps even revealing a sickening glimpse of moon-pale bone.

    But ... no. Nothing. Or rather, nothing obviously gory, although it still burned faintly. But there, in place of the golden pot of honey that had decorated his hip until very recently, was a golden apple, with a little green leaf on top.
    >> Jimbo 11/16/10(Tue)06:52 No.21255882

    Slowly, Golden Honey - or Golden Delicious, perhaps he should say - looked away from his flank, his eyes drifting to look down at the scenery as it passed below them. This was an area he had never seen; there was so much green, and here and there little homes speckled the landscape. A curling, lazy river wound under them, as if following their path through the air.

    It would seem that the princess had been sincere in her desire to give him a 'new life.' His symbol was new, this land was new... but something else, something half-remembered, jangled at him, like the sharp pain of an -

    Of an open socket. Where a tooth should be, HAD been, was now a gap, slightly painful and coppery tasting.

    A deep shuddering overtook Golden Honey, making his skin twitch and his tail lash. Wrong. It was all wrong. This wasn't his symbol, his land, his mouth.

    His mother's hair was black.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)07:05 No.21255954
    This story.

    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)07:49 No.21256217

    ... Somehow, this being the case only for one of the heads of the entire clan, if not the de facto matriach of the clan, being part of the Elements of Harmony is incredibly worrisome. Either Applejack is a loyalist to Celestia and is acting as a mole in both the Elements of Harmony's various actions or she's a former dissenter/criminal, who's been given powers beyond most mages of this universe.
    >> Dr. Foreigner 11/16/10(Tue)07:57 No.21256269
    Surprisingly this is not the first time this theory has been proposed.
    >> Cheddah !!b3DtxCVViBB 11/16/10(Tue)08:11 No.21256368
    Doc! Get in here!
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)08:14 No.21256388
    ...Surprisingy indeed...!

    Wait, so you guys are actually there? That expains the slower thread right now.
    >> Kurihara 11/16/10(Tue)09:06 No.21256717
    Back before 404!

    Nice work, Jimbo! Great stuff
    >> Cheddah !!b3DtxCVViBB 11/16/10(Tue)09:52 No.21256989
    Cheddah always gets the last laugh! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)09:53 No.21256998
    HA. HA. HA.

    >> Cheddah !!b3DtxCVViBB 11/16/10(Tue)10:18 No.21257210

    HAHAHAHAHA. There. I win.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)11:14 No.21257725
    No, I win.
    >> Anonymous 11/16/10(Tue)11:22 No.21257816
    As long as we stay friends, we're all winners!
    >> Cheddah !!b3DtxCVViBB 11/16/10(Tue)11:23 No.21257822
    HA HA HA HA. Ha. Hee hee ha.

    >> Sparkle Fizzlelove !RHvnNvRpow 11/16/10(Tue)11:23 No.21257829
    I can't let you do that, Starfox.

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