inb4 homosuck is shit

Homosuck is shit

oh fuck!

Thank god, it's been like 4 minutes since the last one 404'd. I was getting twitchy.

FUCK.

Homosuck is awesome.
You guys get too creepy sometimes though.

>>21245233
>>21245241
Good job dudes.

Okay, for discussion. How many holes, exactly, did the latest update blow in the 'Bec gets prototyped' theory?

>>21245273
>sometimes

Only sometimes?

Well, Bec isn't going to get prototyped, which pleases me. But I can't wait to see the Jack vs. Bro ultimate showdown, because they are about to MAKE IT HAPPEN. Anything else new?

http://homestuck.bandcamp.com/track/liquid-negrocity

Also, this song is awesome. And was playing when I was watching Jack challenge Bro.

UPDATE

>>21245273

CR33PY 1S FUUUUUUN!!!!

>>21245316
Damnit Dave, shitty drawings only work for ironic purposes, not update trolling.

>>21245301
Okay a lot of the times. Feel better?

>>21245327
oh god why does this arouse me

So Becquerel is on Alternia.

The First Guardian of Earth is now no longer on Earth. What d'you think this'll affect?

>>21245327

>>21245300
Considering he cane be where ever he wants whenever he wants
Not a lot

>>21245379

you can't be fucking serious

>>21245327
>dead blind bitch
Nice kid, I laughed.

>>21245379
Not sure if trolling

>>21245316
WHY DO I FALL FOR THIS EVERY TIME

>>21245379

someone said creepy?

>>21245380
>>21245327
I am both fapping and crying at the same time

>>21245423

>>21245379

that's earth...

In one of the next two times we see the Exiles, it will be in a confrontation with Bec.
How does this make you feel.

>>21245409
you the spade slick on pesterchum right now? so chummy.

>>21245492
fuck, thanks.

See what Bec just did to the globe?

He's gonna do it to the meteor now. Just fuckin watch.

>>21245592
>meteor is in space
>bec sends it into space
>lolwut

>>21245592
He can't. He's on Alternia.

>>21245592

... only instead of sending it to space, he'll let it land in a major city.

I don't know, while it seems Bec won't (in all likelihood) be a first tier prototyping, but there's nothing definitively ruling out the possibility yet

Tavros appreciation time.

Because he's the only troll who isn't an enormous ass.

>>21245613
The meteor is headed towards Jade's house. Bec's going to send it elsewhere into space so its trajectory is changed and it doesn't hit Earth.

How else do you think the exiles are all sitting by the Frog Temple and not in a giant laboratory? The world would be fucked if that thing actually hit.

or maybe jade will prototype the meteor.

>>21245715
Probably because it's atrophied

>>21245694

Honestly, I think the fact he's a First Guardian rules it out definitely.
He's basically tied to the Earth, duty-wise. I mean, that's how I understand First Guardians to work, anyway.
He's going to zap into the future and AR will freak the fuck out and the Exiles' shit will get real as fuck.

>>21245715
Aradia is not that bad either.

And you best not be dissing my bro gamzee.

>>21245614

JADE'S HOUSE IS RIGHT THERE IN THE BACKGROUND GOD DAMN

>>21245715

>only troll who isn't an enormous ass

>>21245768
Yo, dawg, I could motherfuckin kick back the wicked elixir with Gamzee any day. But that's a motherfuckin indisputable fuckin fact.

>>21245715
i always had this theory that tavros is the troll equivalent of a basement dweller.

he never really fits in the group and doesnt really behaves like everyone else, its like he were a goth or a asspenger kid. he doesnt have redroom or blackroom feelings for noone in particular because he does not feel confortable with everyone.

or maybe he just has the troll equivalent of aspenger

>>21245794
That's the Alternian parallel of Jade's house.

>>21245763
This is probably the most likely thing, but a Guardian's goal is to see the planet to its ultimate destiny.

It's obvious that Jade and Grandpa were key to that destiny and that's why he protected them, but there's a number of ways Earth's ultimate purpose could be fulfilled indirectly from the Medium.

>>21245715
HEY YOU LITTLE RUNT

WHY DONT YOU GROW A PAIR

>>21245768
GaMzEe Is A sTuPiD mOtHeRfUcKeR.

Aradia is b0ring and kind 0f a bitch

>>21245815
So a nice troll is like an aspie human?

Makes sense, considering everyone treats Tavros like shit.

>>21245729

He's going to send it into the sun. And then whatever's inside it will turn the sun green.

Or not, I'm terrible at this theorizing thing.

>>21245715

>>21245846
YoUrE a StUpId MoThErFuCkEr

I like Aradia because she t0tally kicked Vriska's bitch ass

>>21245846
you would be boring too if you knew everything that was going to happen ever.

>>21245715
i heard tavros and ass in the same sentence. what are we talking a8out here?

>>21245935
Get the fuck out of here, Vriska. You're crazy as shit.

>>21245715
>only troll who isn't an enormous ass.

Does this mean no becsprite??

and no jackpuppy??

Dave and Gamzee need to chat more, they have the best conversations EVER.

>>21245976
I forgot Gamzee. Sorry. I was blinded by my appreciation for Tavros.

>>21245995

We could get a Halleysprite though. Though Grampsprite is more likely.

>>21245729

Watch the WV: Ascend flash again. When the meteor hits, only Jade's house's half of the island disappears. Which, when I think about it, doesn't make sense considering the size of the meteor.

>>21246027
It'S aLl CoOl

>>21246030
Look at the hole, it doesn't look like a meteor strike, it looks like the land was just ripped out of the ground.

Pretty obvious the meteor never hits and her house/volcano are missing because they got sent to the game.

>>21246061
Thanks, bro.

>>21245966
>::::(

>>21246030

that was a smaller meteor, thousands of years in the past
it had the Frog Temple on it as well as a relatively-recently born Bec

SIX SOLAR SWEEPS, DUDE

Anyone have any good ideas for what to request to be drawn in PS Vol 2?

>>21245823
Which was half buried under sand.
It's Earth.

>>21245835
Someone built him some new ones
no worries

>>21246134
More Midnight Crew

>>21246134
More Gamzee would be the best.

WHO'S GETTING THAT FUCKAWESOME SB&HJ SHIRT?!

>>21246134
PS, AD and PI as Prospit agents.

>>21246151
I'm trying to understand what the fuck Tavros is doing but I'm failing miserably.

>>21246137
You forget about time fuckery. He could be on a past Alternia, before the place was buried in sand.

Jade's dream self is going to get prototyped, then ProtoJade is going to fly off into the Skaiaset with Mr. Creamsicle

>>21246186
There are wheels connected to his horns and he's propelling himself backwards with a fan installed onto his ass while Vriska stands on his foot looking out an 8-eyed telescope.

>>21246191
Watch Descend again.

>>21246242
Couldn't be simpler.

>>21246186
Hes some sort of fan powered TavCar

T1M3 FOR 4 MOTH3RFUCK1NG D4NC3 P4RTY!

So no Pumpkin
No bec
Hussie's knocking out All the possibilities one by one

>>21246183
WHY DID I BUY THE YELLOW ONE
WHY ARE THERE NO MORE LIBRA SHIRTS

4 D4NC3 P4RTY? WH3R3?

HUSSIE

WHY


PLEASE I JUST WANT PUPPYJACK

PLEASE

THATS ALL I WANT

>>21245715
Tavros is basically just a shittier version of John.

I guess that's why Vriska upgraded.

Troll Dad

>>21246349
>No more libra shirts
WHY

BUT IM ACTUALLY LIBRA

>>21246349
>Yellow
WHY EVEN would you EVEN buyb the YELLOW one when it comes in BLAPCK??????

dumpass

>>21246398

Harley's stuffed corpse is right where Jade told John not to look.
Hope: you can have it.

>>21246183
Depends. Does it really glowns in the dark?

>>21246419

Fuck you captcha

Jade is going to prototype the knight so Jack will get armor

>>21246398
Hussie will not give you PuppyJack. You know why?

Because that would be spectacularly fucking stupid.

>>21246417
>implying we're all fat
>implying it's not 10:00 and anyone really cares

>>21246458
Fuck she already gave him wings. How much is she gonna fuck up?

>>21246431
too find out watch thing is true......

BUY THE SHIRT????

>>21246481
Dave gave him wings you stutid fuckass

>>21246468
>TELL STRANGERS ON THE INTERNET TO STOP HAVING FUN
>ACQUIRE MINUSCULE EGO BOOST
>CRY SELF TO SLEEP

>>21246462
Any more stupid then a dead bird ?

>>21246349
TopatoCo shirt sizes confuse me. There's 5 different types and they're all different sizes and apparently unisex actually means men's or something and women's is even smaller than usual and oh god the sizing page makes it more confusing how do I know what will fit

>>21246481
What if she...prototypes her entire house

>>21246411
ONce she starts hiding his body parts in her room ill start shipping it

>>21246521
Yes, because the dead bird isn't the First fucking Guardian of Earth who would make Jack practically fucking invincible

>>21246462
But

But

>>21246578
>>21246398
hhhnnnnng

Heeeey writefag have you posted any stories lately?

>>21246511
Jade did it stupid.

>>21246521
Hey, at least the dead bird isn't a furry faggot.

>Vriska's face when she gets Jade's Magic Cue Ball

>>21246538
Going with medium if it don't fit give it to a friend and try again.

>>21246605
this man is correct Dave told her not to I think

>>21246605
Jade couldn't prototype until today's update and Dave's the one who prototyped with a dead bird you fucking retard.

>>21246634
I would if everyone else would, it's usually slow as fuck.
stop being so angry, just hide the thread and stop wasting time on it.

>>21246511
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003346

>>21246648
Remember Jade was helping Dave into the medium and picked up the bird on the top of the nearby building then chucked it in.

>>21246551
...Why would John have any missing body parts?

WHAT ARE YOU PLANNING?!

>>21245976
>Fixed it!

This is what we were all thinking, and you know it.

>>21246621
>Vriska's face when that explodes in her face too

Troll Mom

>>21246417
>>21246468

>>21246648

>He thinks the client player is the only one who could prototype his kernelsprite!

>>21246178
AsK aNd YoU wIlL rEcEiVe

>>21246604
Some blurbs, that's about it. Everything else new is in the gallery. Oh and Writerfagquest on formspring.

http://s828.photobucket.com/home/writerfag/allalbums

please

>>21246764

>>21246820
HeLl YeAh, We GoNnA kIcK tHe WiCkEd ElIxEr My MoThErFuCkIn FrIeNd

>>21246849
Where are these coming from, they're so adorable!

>>21246849

Boy, Homestuck Fandom sure is weird.

>>21246849
PUPPY!

For you guys.

>>21246886

>>21246722
Nothing
Though he may need some bandages when IT CRASHES AND BURNS

>>21246935
same goes for the pony fandom.

then again, you are on 4chan. weird to weird, its all one coin.

>>21246975

You know, I don't think I've ever seen any Spades SlickXJack Noir fanart.

I'm not a shipper, I just think that would be fucking hilarious to see.

Trollil Cal

>>21246975
Acquiring a taste for free-form jazz.

I humbly request some delicious crazy Vriska.

>>21246886
You know what we MoThErFuCkInG need some Tavros and Gamzee conversation leading to Tavros trolling Dave for Gamzee

>>21246998
Silly! That's the same guy!

(I think.)

>>21247008
Hahaha god damnit

>>21246756
AKA the Troll Empress?

>>21247061
>You know what we MoThErFuCkInG need some ... Gamzee conversation ...

I fUcKiN fEeL yA.

>>21246886
It WiLl Be PoStEd As SoOn As PoSsIbLe My BrOtHeR

>>21246863
Oh sweet this guy is back. What will you draw for us mr. quick sketch anon?

>>21247071

So are Dave and Alternate Future Dave, and that hasn't stopped people from shipping it.

>>21247146
...

>>21246899
I'm just

I can't stop making them

I remember someone did some fanart of a Con Air adventure in the style of Homestuck.

Does anyone have it?

>>21247173
Deuce they're troll brats. They'll always be disgusting like that.

>>21247173
'kay!

>>21247201
STRONG love for Loving Wife and Daughter

FOUND IT

>>21247191

Screw Homestuck, this thread is now about clocks

>>21247267

>>21247259

Nah dude, it was like the introductory page of Homestuck, with Cameron Poe drawn in the style of John's Dad.

>>21247191
more
MORE

>>21247267

oh no.

no more clocks.

please have mercy.

>>21247267
>>21247275
Oh shit nigger. What the fuck have you just done?

Once again, I have revised my theory, this time focusing LESS on Jack becoming Lord English, because I have beaten that one to death.

Pre-entry, Jade will prototype Bec, causing Jack Noir to become Lord English. After entry she will prototype it again, this time with her dead dreamself, and end up dying, becoming the sprite herself, and allowing her to avoid the horrorterrors.

Turns out, its not the horrorterrors that end up driving her crazy in the future. Its being unable to act on her own, and being bound by Skaia to do what IT wishes her to, taking away what little free will they already had (stable timeloops and fate and all that).

She ends up trying to get around this by working with her past, pre-entry self, in order to create the bunny, in an attempt to break the game.

Before Grandpa Harley returns to earth, she will join him, and merge with the robot in the same way Aradia does, which allows Jade to control both her dreamself, and her robot dreamself in her sleep. This of course means that jade will be KILLED OFF FOR REALZ! And that her 'final' death scene, is in fact the first one we saw, her robot exploding.

This theory also means that Jade gets to fulfill her dream of becoming a FAUNA OF THE ANTHROPOMORPHIC VARIETY after she prototypes with Becsprite.

>>21247267
Analogs are my favorites!

>>21247259

Equius and Vriska are going to become Matesprit.

>>21247267
FUCKING CLOCKS HOW DO THEY TELL TIME WHAT DO LIKE IT'S ITS BITCH

>>21247191

i
diabetes
you just gave me diabetes oh god

>>21247267
>>21247275

Bec just teleported out pretty far away.

Pretty sure this is to kill the stupid "Jade prototype's Bec" theories.

I mean come on. Don't you think the kernel would naturally avoid a First Guardian? It's been shown to have some degree of will. And don't you think Bec, who is NIGH OMNIPOTENT, is savvy enough not to get prototyped?

>>21247357

CLOCKS DESTROYED: 1 of OVER 9000

>>21247410
Fucking...

Thread over.

Vacate the premises. Some one had to fuck it all up.

Fuckin' a, dude.

>>21247327
if i were to roll up your response there and smoke it i would so goddamn high i could french the sun

>>21247191

Dude, you need to draw PuppyJack as a Scotty Dog.

I don't care if Bec/Harley aren't Terriers, this needs to be done.

>>21247410

Get it right, fgt.

1/9001 Clocks destroyed

So what's HS updated with since yesterday ni-

Oh. Oh my god. When I went to bed people were guessing Jack was going after the denizen or Nanna.

Frankly I'm a little surprised Jack bothered to give him back the sword - he was inspecting it so intensely. Was he just doing that in order to track down Bro?

>>21247191
>>21246849

Awwwww.

>>21246634
>>21246510
>>21246417
>>21246468

>sage with images
>accomplish nothing, get ignored
>my face

>>21247398
Bec can teleport. YOU JUST FUCKING SAW HIM DO IT.

Why would distance EVER matter for him?
>>21247471
Its why I'm here.

>>21247526

Sovereign Slayer may be a villain, but he's honorable. If he's going to fight Bro, he's going to fight him on even terms in their rematch.

>>21247536
>get ignored
>post about the guy

I do not think you understand the words that you type.

Please Hussie

>>21247299
thiiiiiiiis?

>>21247613
No one else is allowed to post pictures. The rest of the image limit is reserved for Puppyjack only.

>>21247110
not a whole lot, because im currently embroiled in drawing some backgrounds

but have a crappy snowman i just did

>>21247619

YES

YES

tHaNk YoU aNoN

>>21247585

>>Sovereign Slayer may be a villain, but he's honorable.

Well, when he wants to be.

(FIELD OF DEAD PAWNS, WV STANDING IN A RIVER OF BLOOD, ETC...)

>>If he's going to fight Bro, he's going to fight him on even terms in their rematch.

Looks like. Even SS respects Bros mad skills.

>>21247613

Gaww

>>21247652
>posting snowman
>Spades Slick is around

ohshitniggerwhatareyoudoing.gif

is still very nice.

>>21247714
But Jack's too adorable at the moment to do anything but nip at her ankleshhhnnnnggggg

>>21247473

Okay

>>21247613
This...Is the way the world ends.

>>21247704

>Well, when he wants to be.

>(FIELD OF DEAD PAWNS, WV STANDING IN A RIVER OF BLOOD, ETC...)

It's Feudal honor.
Samurai honor.
Honor that you grant to people who're your equal. Anyone who is of lesser status than you can just die in the dirt. But if someone can stand up to you in combat? Lead an army? Kill one of your righthand men and get you want you wanted? Honor comes in play.

That's why he treats Bro, WV, and PM differently than the nameless coffinstuffers populating Skaia and Prospit.

ALTERNATIVE THEORY: Pre-entry, Jade prototypes a Squiddle. After entering, she doesn't prototype anything, until the final battle with Jack, where the protosprite, and Jack, both become tangle buddies, prototyping Jack.

ALTERNATIVE ALTERNATIVE THEORIES: Pre-entry, Bec. Post Entry, Jack.
Pre-entry, Nothing. OH SHIT JADE WHAT ARE YOU DOING? No wonder the kids don't win.
Pre-entry, A prototype ring. You KNOW Grandpa Harley has one laying around. Enjoy your Infinite Prototyping Chain. Bec may or may not be included in this one.

>>21247778

YAY

>>21247778
I seriously making a :3 face in real life right now.

Get the fuck out of here with this shit.

>>21247778
Oh my goooooodddddd :333

>>21247815
Look at this face, anonymous, >>21247778. How can you hate this face >>21247613?

>>21247778
fuuuck, I can't take it.

I'm listening to How Do I Live while staring at these puppy Jack pictures and

and I just

I can't stop

:3c

>>21246956

That's pretty funny, thanks bro.

>>21247778

:D

I like to pretend that that's not Jack prototyped as a terrier. That's a terrier Jack found that he dressed up and trained to hate clocks.

>>21247788

Yeah, exactly.

You know what i just realized if Jade Prototypes ANYTHING it's going to make Jack even more powerful
Jack and Bros last fight ended in a tie [Bro hightailing it] so does that mean Bro's going to die

>This thread.

>>21248037

Unless it works like this:

They fight again
Bro's sword got Beat Mesa energies and is superpowered
It's another draw, only JACK absconds
Right after absconding, Jack gets his fourth prototyping
Jack chases Bro again for a third and final rematch

Bec is going to teleport back to the house and suck all the potential prototype red herrings into himself (the distinguished houseguests, stuffed grandpa and dreamjade, suits of armor, mummies, beauties, trophies, squiddle doll, pumpkin, etc. etc.), becoming a horrible abomination mixture of them all (just as if he has been upgraded with them like a carapace with ring/scepter), then prototype himself. the resulting upgrade applied to jack will literally break the upgrade system reducing him to an omnipresent/potent kernelsprite (pre-entry form of sprite), looking just like his own head.

bec will immediately tell jade he <3's her but has to leave and will never be seen again (or maybe not until the finale). Jade and John will go WHAT and Dave and Rose will both think they are making shit up.

>>21247610

HS thread on reserve.

>>21248097

>defeating a diabetic mobster kingpin with the sweetest of sweets

subtle

>>21248037
She could theoretically prototype something limiting. But yeah, I wouldn't be surprised if Bro dies.

Which mean's hussies going to mix it up and do something totally different.

Maybe Bro actually kills Jack.

>>21248037
Nah, its going to be an even fight, right down to the very end, with Bro about to deliver the final blow and kill Jack.


THEN Jade prototypes something.

>>21248121
Eh. We've still got almost 100 posts to go.

>>21248037

I'm pretty sure it's going to be stalemate, stalemate, NEW POWER TO JACK which tips the fight in his favour.

(I swear I'm missing one picture of SS cuddling a terrier - it was three pictures of him, with the last one being Slick glaring at the viewer as if to say "FUCK OFF")

>>21248111

This would also explain why Jack doesn't go kill the kids right away.
Too busy tracking down and rematching Bro all the time.

>>21247714

Yeah okay I'm out of ideas sorry

>>21248127
We know for a fact that Jack is alive in the future.

>>21248037

Maybe. I wasn't under the impression that the number of prototypings is what increased the Ring's power, but rather WHAT was prototyped.

The Trolls' mistake was prototyping what was in effect a lesser Elder God, not the previous 11 protoypings. Unless I'm mistaken of course.

>>21245436

>>>/a/42485557

Dat rap.

>>21248183

Jade picking up terrier-jack and giving him a delighted hug?

>>21245379
Wait... What else is on Jades island

>>21248218
No, these are not creepy. They sound like rapefics. They're just dumb.

>>21248183
Thanks to you, my adorable Jack pictures now outnumber my bloody ones. This is the best possible outcome. *cough*you should draw him playing with the kids*cough*

>>21248178
Shaddap Droog.

>>21245379
>clouds only tinted blue, not purple/green
>large meteor, same one from before
>Jade's intact house RIGHT THERE, above ground. Kanaya's is not above ground.
Anta full baka

>>21248249
No, you shouldn't.

>>21247610
JESCUS FKUC

>>21248220
what the fuck just happened

>>21248149
You mean this one?

>>21248296
I have no idea. Some guy was all about waifus and bitches and then some dave picture guy slapped his shit and then he argued back and called dave guy a loser and then dave guy turned into feferi and punned the other guy into the ground?

>>21248300

I do. Thank YOU!

Have a random SS comic in return!

>>21248275

Yeah, unless you want SS to show the kids his stabs

>>21248037
>>21248195
i think it's a little of both, he just becomes more powerful in general as the ring fills up, which is shown and potentially even further expanded depending on the players specific prototypings. but I don't think the players could ever prototype anything that would weaken him*.

in general if you're looking to game as much as possible it is surely best to just wait until entering before prototyping anything, then fully prototyping with awesome shit. definitely don't prototype a fucking horrorterror or devilbeast before entering.

*the trolls prototyping the frog head being maybe the only case, and that only because it forced the queen to stop wearing the ring altogether.

>>21245213
Boxcar Bullydog
Club Pug
Diamond Corgi
With Terrierslick

>>21248132
LONG AGO IN A DISTANT LAND, I SPADES SLICK, THE PROTOTYPING MASTER OF DARKNESS UNLEASHED AN UNSPEAKABLE EVIL BUT, A FOOOOOOLISH AWESOME DUDE WEILDING A CHEAP PIECE OF SHIT STEPPED FORTH TO OPPOSE ME

BEFORE THE FINAL BLOW WAS STRUCK, I...[soon to be completed after Hussie updates a few times]

>>21248240
But rape fics are hilarious.

>>21248220
>Quit your carping, you're full of poo.
>Holy mackerel, does your love go beyond spurting goo?
>Affection for a girl, you'll never know it true!
>On an unrelated note, sea cows say moo.
>anyways, back to the subject, this dumb little rhyme ridden project
>your arguments're so stupid i can barely salmon the strength to object
>You've got to be squidding me, i throw my arms up in the air!
>And then i realize, about your opinions
>I don't really care.
>And thus I scampi off to somewhere else, maybe over there.
>I've had a whale of a time rapping with you
>But when you resort to trolling, it really puts an anchor on my mood.

It's like fef breaking up with Eridan after a rap battle.

>>21248387
>a few times

Dude, he's going to go through some Jade stuff for a bit before veering back years into the future (but not many) and then maybe introduce some more Prospit agents.

And then four months later we MIGHT see this battle start.

>>21248385

You know, I was thinking that Clubs Deuce-Puppy would be some sort of somewhat useless, yet incredibly cute and sweet, breed of dog with a squashed in face. I would love to see Clubs Pug.

>>21248384

Hmmm... I wonder if all Jack Noirs hate clocks, or if its just the Trolls' Jack?

Probably a moot point anyways, as neither the trolls nor the kids know about Spades' hatred of clocks, so its unlikely that one will be prototyped, unless by accident.

>>21248436

>>21248385
>>21248183
I hate when put up the wrong link.

>>21248457

>Jade goes to prototype something adorable
>Accidentally knocks a clock into the kernalsphere, reaching for a non-squiddle stuffed animal
>Sovereign Slayers loses his fucking mind in rage, rapes everything to death
>Evidently, THAT's the thing the trolls were trying to prevent

>>21248387
>TWOAH

>>21248479
wut.

Forgot "terrier" jack

Besides its terrier slick

jeez

>>21248479

>Listening to Valhalla from the Homestuck soundtrack
>SUDDENLY VISIONS OF BRO VERSUS JACK
>Bro and Jack are on even ground, and eventually, Bro gets the upper hand
>HOLY FUCK BRO IS ABOUT TO BEAT JACK
>PROTOTYPE'D
>Suddenly, Jack gets buffed to all hell by whatever the fuck he is prototyped with
>No mo' bro

Fucking calling it now.

>>21248457
moot point for prototyping, but there's a big fuckoff grandfather clock in Jade's Study.

Also, LOHAC. LOHAC might bring this clock-hate issue to the forefront.

>>21248547
I thought it was Jack terrier?

>>21248556

>>21248577
FUCK

I JUST GOT THE PUN

captcha "Art istold"

Yes, yes I was told.

>>21248571

>>grandfather clock.
>>"Grandfather" clock

Hussie, explain this!

>>21248628

Fuck, Jades going to prototype that clock and Gramps.

Calling it now.

>>21248547
Oh god. I can't take any more. I'm going to die

and yet I regret nothing

>>21248604

>>21248547

That is adorable beyond words. Thank you!

>>21248662
>>21248604
>>21248556
wwhat the fuck

>>21248662

I don't even want to know what Troll Rape would entail.

?CG: AND JOHN, PURELY HYPOTHETICALLY, IF ONE OF US IN THE FUTURE DOES MAKE SOME SORT OF SOLICITATION YOU DON'T QUITE UNDERSTAND...
?CG: BECAUSE OF PERHAPS SOME CULTURAL DIFFERENCES
?CG: I MEAN NO ONE IN PARTICULAR HERE
?CG: MAYBE TRY TO UNDERSTAND THAT PERSON MIGHT NOT BE THINKING TOO CLEARLY AT THAT MOMENT
CEB: uh...
?CG: IT MIGHT BE THE CASE THAT THIS PERSON HAS GOTTEN TOO WRAPPED UP IN A SORT OF CALIGINOUS IDEAL
?CG: AND GET CARRIED AWAY, POSSIBLY SO MUCH SO THEY WERE BLIND TO HOW COMPLETELY FUCKED UP AND WEIRD IT WOULD BE TO PURSUE ANYTHING LIKE THAT WITH ANOTHER SPECIES


...

Oh god... I just realized. This isn't Karkat trying to hide his feeling for John...

HE IS TALKING ABOUT ERIDAN.

>IT MIGHT BE THE CASE THAT THIS PERSON HAS GOTTEN TOO WRAPPED UP IN A SORT OF CALIGINOUS IDEAL

Sounds a lot like Eridan doesn't it?

>>21248726
...Are you the guy from before who was insisting Bec was on Alternia?

>>21248252

>>21248571

Wasn't Jack already in Dave's world? And he didn't smash the everliving fuck outta every clock there? I think this proves that only the Spades Slick ass bandicoot hates clocks.

>>21248726

Nah, still sounds more like Karkat. Eridan may get constantly wrapped up in all of the romance subtypes, but Karkat is the one who analyzes romantic movies and seems to hold out for his One True Despised Rival.

>>21248662
So sorry.

>>21247327
>Jades Dreambot is really a copy of her dreamself
That explains a lot actually.

>>21248831
he's missing his horns!

>>21248857
Ironically.

>>21248801

Very nice.

Hey are you the dude who was considering doing a MC thing on MSPchan?

>>21248831
>filename.png
YEP.

>>21248920
yes, that's me. it's still on, i'm actually drawing backgrounds for it right now

>>42488572
>iF YOU'LL EXCUSE MY SQUEEKY ENTRANCE,
>tO YOUR RAPPING CONFERENCE,
>mY LEGS DON'T WORK BUT MY WHEELCHAIR HAS MORE HORSEPOWER THAN EQUIUS'S FANTASIES
>i'LL BE TOWING THE LINE OF LYRICAL REDUNDANCIES,
>uMM, THAT IS, IF YOU DON'T MIND MY STUTTERING APOLOGIES
>uNLESS TO YOUR ANNOYANCE FIND THIS PAGE OF BREATH
>hAS MORE SKILL THAN MY LEGS HAVE REST.
>i'VE GOT A SERKET UP MY SLEEVE AND THE BARD OF FUCK AT MY BACK
>yOU PLAYAS BEST LEAVE BEFORE I PUT YOU IN CHECK.
>wHICH IS TO SAY, IN THE sgrub GAME, oF WHICH WE WERE PLAYING,
>bUT i, uMM, i THINK i MESSED UP MY RHYME -
>i'M TRIPPING OVER WORDS LIKE ROBOT-LEGS ON STAIRS

I just realized that Scott Pilgrim and Homestuck are the same thing.

>>21248920
Why does john look like he's some british guy in his thirties?

>>21248963

>>21248967
Yep.

>>21248900
o lawdy

Battle song for Jack V Bro
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odGvIh63sOY

>>21248961

:D Is it on yet or are you just prepping?

>>21248900
How would that even...

I don't understand how that physiology is even logistically viable.

>>21248979
You mean he's not???

>>21248900
>>21248983
proper version with horns (the artist just forgot them the first time).

>>21248963
Fucking Nepeta.

Okay I'm done

And this is my essay as to why jack should be prototyped with bec

>>21249033

why is this thread so adorable

>>21249061
Amazing. Simply amazing.

>>21249095
suuuuuuuuuuuure it is

SO JACK AND BRO FIGHT AGAIN. THEY'RE EVENLY MATCHED.

THEN, ALL OF A BUTTFUCK SUDDEN, A NEW PROTOTYPING CAUSES JACK TO BECOME IMMENSELY MORE POWERFUL, AND KILLS BRO

WHY THE FUCK HAS THIS NOT BEEN THROWN AROUND YET?

>>21249095
>p8nts
>paints

>>21249230
It has. Many times. Try to keep up.

The horrible troll writing was the worst idea jesus christ.

>>21249230

Because it has? It was mentioned in this thread, and other threads.

>>21249061

G'awww again

>>21249244
She uses it to replace it a's too
I think
Right?
>>21249169
Hey wF!
I doodled that!

>>21249244
Vriska adds eights in weird places when she's flustered.

296 KB

equius sat at his computer sweating
his massive penis threatened to rip through his pants at any moment and burst through the desk like nothing
and yet he kept feeding it with images from the earth internet
pictures of buckets, humans with chest slits forcibly opened, combinations of both
if he browsed for another second his boner would pierce the heavens
but then he came across a homestuck thread
and his penis fucking vanished

>>21249298
she just throws the 8s in any way she can, especially when flustered or aggravated.

>>21249318

>>21249318
Why.

>>21249318
Not a single web. What a rip off.

>>21249298
She uses it just wherever when she's distressed. It says so specifically in her opening.

>>21249318
I get what you're trying to do, but dude, it doesn't really work in a thread I'm posting in already. Plus I've had my tripcode displayed in my gallery since I got it.

>>21248996
just prepping. i've written an outline and stuff
thanks for taking such interest, it's really motivating!
that being said i should probably stop faffing around on /co/ and get to work

>>21249401

Cool!

>>that being said i should probably stop faffing around on /co/ and get to work

Ha. Shouldn't we all.

>>21249438
Yeah, pretty much.

>>21249318
...Hunh. Didn't I just read this somewhere

Puppyjack is done and we go into weird vriska pornography

Never change, /co/.

>>21249298
She uses it in places that are pheonetically similar to "eight". Thus, instances of "a" wherein the A says its name, but not other instances of "a".

>>21249401
Be sure to take breaks often! It's fun to see you mess with Slick when he's on.

>>21249391
The point is it's better than what you write.

>>21249391
Write something for us, You don't want your ass keyboard to get clogged up, do you?

>>21249536
No, I'm fucking tired. I've been tired all day for no reason.

I miss puppy Jack.

>>21249033
>Go to wiki
>Look for chest vagina
>No results found

>>21249033
John, I don't have a chest-vagina.

>>21248963
mfw my rap is immediately reposted <3 =D

>>21249536
I don't really understand what I'm looking at but that is fucking hot.

>>21249623
Maybe not, but the horrorterrors have done other horrible things to your body.

>>21249623
Actually, yes you do. Ever since you've been talking with the horrorterrors. 'Sokay, lovecraft still thinks you're hot. Isn't that right lovecraft?

I love AR int his visor so so much.

>>21249687
>>21249686
Don't be silly, I've never felt better.

>>21249637
Hahaha
Your welcome

myohmy time to change the subject
LOOK CUTE!!!

>>21249687
>rose X lovecraft

HL: We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.
TT: Wrong, Mister Lovecraft. The most foreboding voyages always prove to be the most fruitful.
HL: <3
TT: <3

>>21249755

>>21249742
no, see

the signal here is 'it is time for sex sollux'

and he just doesn't glubbin' get it

>>21249788

Been waiting for another chance to post this one

>>21249742
I don't understand :C

>>21249755
Oh yeah, time to post my OTP

I'm gonna post one last picture before I shove off
goodnight everyone

>>21249860
Shes being affectionate and wants attention.
I thought it was cute
MORE CUTE

>>21249875

:D

You have a deviantart or something?

>>21249975
Ah..ok.

I have some pictures, but i've yet to sort any out

>>21249991
You.

Stop with the emotions.

>>21250048

:O

SO RUDE

>>21249991
Oh uh this ain't mine
Its by a guy called therepudicHarlequin on pesterchum
The only thing i've done in this thread was the doodle of Vriska protesting the chestginas

>>21250187

>>21250206

>>21250048

Allow me to present a visual response to your request!

>>21250111

No it's not that was drawn by shad, Shadizilla on deviantart.

>:I

I want to see Jade prototype with the SBAHJ shurt,.,,,....

>>21250299

I don't like the look of that filename...

>>21250299
woah

>>21250225
I do hate fun! Bluh bluh.

Now stop using emoticons. No fun allowed on 4chan.

>>21250299
What in the fuck...

>>21250299
Oh shit hhahahah
I misatributed the post
my bad

>>21250409
Oh look, you don't have your stupid suit on!

>>21250367
>>21250299

>>21250324
Weeellll...Jade DOES have that SBAHJ as furries poster...

>>21250299
>>21248183

...

Wow... I just noticed the guns shadow...

>>21250865
> YEARS IN THE PAST (BUT NOT MANY)
> Everyone Else: Notice that.

>>21249318
Fuck off imposter

oh hey guys.

http://tinyurl.com/322znp4

UPDATE

>>21251118

im not going to look unless someones confirms

>>21251118

fuck you

this thread is like dying guys

>>21251197
Your face is dying!

>>21251215
Your face is guys!

Hey Trip. You're a faggot.

>>21251238
Your face is this!

Thank jegus for the update. Thread was spiraling into crap. Why do you guys think Jack just flew away?

>>21251241
How did you even know I was here.

>>21251197
New thread is here:
>>21247610

>>21251241
>Zig
>Calling someone a faggot

>>21251361
Yeah, I just sit here and quietly rage at how fucking terrible you idiots are.
Except when writerFag shows up. Then shit gets real.

>>21251271
...

I don't like you.

>>21251425
Who are you talking to Trip?

>>21251241
>>21251276
>>21251361
>>21251425
Aw, you guys are so cute together.

>>21251425
>>21251361
Will you two just get a room already?

Just fuck already etc etc.

>>21251425
>>21251361
Just get to the stabs already, jeez.

TripxZig OTP.

It's almost update time.

>>21251566
Man what is up with all these shippings with Trip and other people?

>>21251575
Don't worry Squigzog. I'm lathering myself up in melted lard as we speak!

>>21251594
Trip = shipping bait(?)

>>21251599
oh baby.

>>21251566
>>21251512
>>21251475
>>21251465
>>21251464

Since the image limit was hit, just pretend I posted a picture of karkat flipping the fuck out.

>>21251626
Oh Squigzog~ Yes! pierce my rectum with your tusks!

>>21251664
Waaaaaaaaaugh~

>>21251691
Hey butt out asshole.
This is a private party.

>>21251724
What's the matter Squigzog? Don't you have more dakka then that? :3c

>>21251759
I prefer Choppy.
More up close and
personal~

>>21251664
>>21251691
>>21251724
>>21251759
>>21251782
Abort thread, ABORT THREAD.

>>21251795
You can't abort passionate love~

I am trollfaceing so hard right now