>And then they all fucked?
Rarity was strolling through central ponyville, carrying a basket full of the latest, most bodacious dresses preorderd all the way from New Ponyton. Now she could sample the latest fashions and craft herself a darling new ensemble for the Gala. Suddenly, a large, red shape blocked her path abruptly, sending her catupulting to the ground, her beautiful dresses scattering in the mud.
"Oh I'm so sorry." said Big Macintosh, hastily trying to gather up the now soiled dresses, but his efforts only tore and further ruined Rarity's delectable selections.
"THAT'S ENOUGH!" she cried out, bearing a hoof at Big Macintosh, and with a scream of rage she lashed out at him, striking him on the muzzle and startling him.
"Youh have no honour," Big Mac growled, "You fight like a woman."
Rarity suddenly produced a large strap-on, which she attached to herself, "Now show me your honour, my honour demands it."
Big Mac smiled and extended his giant ponydick, but Rarity shook her head. "No, your other honour."
Big Mac understood, and obediently turned his ass to face Rarity, who plunged her dildo instantly
"BLOOD AND THUNDER!" she cried
"VICTORY AT SEA" Big Mac responded