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    227 KB Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)21:02 No.20999536  
    The other thread is dying in autosage.

    New My Little Pony General.

    Will the new episode be on YouTube on the day, or will we have to wait for the next day?
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)21:03 No.20999551
    Oh look, they're making Candy Apples.
    >> sage Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)21:03 No.20999554
    sure go ahead
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    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)21:05 No.20999593
    Last week's episode was up during the original discussion thread
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    reposting due to awesome
    will this guy do any more streams?
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)21:07 No.20999641
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    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)21:08 No.20999672
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    OP, continue.

    I will most definitely be the first to say that for the popularity of the series on /co/, the amount of actual fanart provided by artists is incredibly low. The amount of porn of the new series is depressingly small.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)21:09 No.20999674
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    >related videos
    >MLP Kesha AMV
    >my face
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)21:09 No.20999680
    OP here. I'm taking Drawfag requests.

    So far people have only asked for crossovers with obscure comic characters I don't know, though.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)21:10 No.20999702
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    I missed an MLP stream??

    Quick, somebody start a new one!
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)21:10 No.20999705
    GOD DAMMIT /co/!
    You already got me into this girlie cartoon, you're NOT turning me into a furry!
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)21:11 No.20999710
    Thank you. But, I do draw them for lols, not for fapping. If you're going to fap to it... please don't let me know.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)21:13 No.20999767
    You missed a Diehard stream.

    I don't think people can just start them whenever they like. Especially if he's not around.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)21:14 No.20999811
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    Is he /co/'s official streamfag or something?
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)21:14 No.20999812
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    This was the first one I did. There will be a third.

    You'll never guess who Big McIntosh is paired up with in the next one.

    Free Drawfag request to anyone who gets it right
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)21:15 No.20999829
    He's a layout artist who works on the show.

    Though he's trying to get into storyboarding.
    >> Forward 2.0 !!pbL8zEzJEl6 11/04/10(Thu)21:15 No.20999833
    Layout artist who actually works on the show and found us.
    >> The Fame Monster !ttSqJr1Igc 11/04/10(Thu)21:16 No.20999847
    Is it Dash?
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)21:16 No.20999850
    dat ass
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)21:17 No.20999856
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)21:17 No.20999859
    The tiny loli pony from the first episode who had the cake on her saddle.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)21:17 No.20999872
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    Shit! I heard about this elusive artist! Well, now I know. I'll just wait for him to show up again then.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)21:18 No.20999885
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    oh please say it's derp pony
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)21:18 No.20999895
    Sweet little Fluttershy from behind.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)21:18 No.20999905
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    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)21:19 No.20999919
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    >has not noticed the new board name

    /co/ - Where Comics and Cartoons Collide

    Read it. Live it. Love it.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)21:20 No.20999958
    It IS rather hard to defend a pony thread that has porn as it's opening image.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)21:20 No.20999964
    Twilight Sparkle. And it's a surprise.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)21:21 No.20999970
    NightMare Moon/Princess Luna?
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)21:21 No.20999976
    We're not trying to ruin your threads full of muscular men in spandex, so please don't ruin ours.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)21:21 No.20999989
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    yey ponies :3
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)21:21 No.20999995
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    Could it be, is this the best series of the new century?
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)21:22 No.21000001
    this show is gay
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)21:22 No.21000023
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    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)21:23 No.21000044
    Not them.
    Okay, I'll give you a clue.
    There were three of them, but only one is going to be lucky enough to get sweet McIntosh love.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)21:23 No.21000061
    One of the merponies.

    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)21:24 No.21000090
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    SHOO BE DOO failure.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)21:24 No.21000091
    The shadow ponies who tempted Rainbow Dash
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)21:25 No.21000113
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    Only one of them, though.

    A male one.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)21:27 No.21000156
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    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)21:29 No.21000213
    Wait, weren't they boys? Ewww.... Still continue, and by continue, I mean continue past that third picture and go directly towards him having sex with all the females of Ponyville.
    >> bonermancer !!fypFGIK7nVA 11/04/10(Thu)21:30 No.21000234
    I'd hit it.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)21:31 No.21000244
    I can't bring myself to draw Rainbow Dash having sex with a guy. I just can't.

    Rarity and Pinkie Pie were easy because they're whores, but the others...
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)21:32 No.21000274
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    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)21:32 No.21000279
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    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)21:33 No.21000293
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    Yay, I win a request!

    Let's see, I'd like....Pinkie Pie with a strapon, giving it to Fluttershy while singing a song about how great strapons are. Fluttershy is blushing over how great a time she's having.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)21:34 No.21000303
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    From the same artist who brought us the lolwut pear.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)21:34 No.21000306
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    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)21:34 No.21000317
    What about Nightmar Moon and his cousins?
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)21:35 No.21000341
    i'd really like to make a music video featuring clips of the show set to the BeeGee's "Stayin Alive". that .gif always makes me think of it.

    "ha, ha ha, stayin aliiiiiiiive..."
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)21:37 No.21000390
    ...Um, can you provide lyrics for the strapon song?
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)21:49 No.21000614
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    Bump for strapon song lyrics.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)21:50 No.21000631
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    >> The Fame Monster !ttSqJr1Igc 11/04/10(Thu)21:52 No.21000682
    You could always do a parody of her fear song.

    "When I was a little filly..." I don't know. Something about her dad molesting her?
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)21:53 No.21000707
    I draw the pictures. I can't write no lyrics to no song.

    Though I do like the idea.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)21:53 No.21000711
    Look, I don't care what you like. If you like My Little Pony, that's fine, I can ignore that, but goddamn, don't start littering this board with images like...

    That. Seriously, that's just wrong in every way, and you are wrong if you think it is ok. Just... God... No.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)21:54 No.21000718
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    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)21:54 No.21000732
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    /v/ gets TWO ponies.

    You jelly, /co/?
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)21:55 No.21000740
    "When I was a little filly, my dad would always talk about big willies. Something that used to hurt, but with pleasure that ended with a splurt-"

    God I don't know.
    >> The Fame Monster !ttSqJr1Igc 11/04/10(Thu)21:56 No.21000783
    Oh god that imagery is just awful. D=

    Didn't see you offering to help.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)21:56 No.21000788
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    This is why cartoons needs a separate board.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)21:56 No.21000795
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    God damn it, you guys
    >> The Fame Monster !ttSqJr1Igc 11/04/10(Thu)21:57 No.21000808
    No way. Splitting up cartoons and comics is like splitting up Courtney Love and Kurt Cobain's money.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)22:00 No.21000869
    yeah, as a pretty regular contributor to these threads I'd like to request that that kind of art be kept out of the OPs, if only to save some measure of face with the board population at large
    because, I mean, wow
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)22:01 No.21000874
    /co/lossal faggots.

    I don't get it? Are these threads a guilty pleasure? An attempt at irony?
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)22:02 No.21000905
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    These threads are quality entertainment. Nothing more or less.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)22:02 No.21000909
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    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)22:02 No.21000918
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    Hey, you should cry about it some more, and then use your tears as lube while you masturbate to all the rest of the cartoon porn on this board.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)22:03 No.21000937
    See, Big McIntosh usually doesn't have to work hard at all during sex.

    However, Pinkie Pie is so easily distracted that she probably starts using a GameBoy halfway through sex.

    That's why she's the only one who forces Big McIntosh to work really hard in bed.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)22:03 No.21000939
    Help me /co/ what's the best way to get all the needed friendship sparkles!?
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)22:04 No.21000951
    Shut up you huge faggot
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)22:05 No.21000976
    they are sincere
    it is a cartoon made by some of the better people in the industry, and thus despite being what amounts to the childhood equivalent of an infomercial, it ends up being actually decent
    the characterization in particular is fleshed out enough to be believable and charming, and the setting has enough unanswered questions that theorycraft has plenty of room to grow
    also it is cute
    >> Successful Repression 11/04/10(Thu)22:05 No.21000979

    Apples, apples, apples.

    If I ever see another fucking apple...
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)22:05 No.21000980
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    Gah, yeah, I know. Plus... I FUCKING LOVE PONIES.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)22:05 No.21000986
    So, who should Nightmare Moon be? Jenova or Sephiroth?
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    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)22:11 No.21001123
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    Well, since this appears to be posted so often every day, I might as well find out why people like it so much, though I don't see how anyone with half a brain could possibly find My Little Pony to be appealing.

    I found some episodes on /rs/, but they are in .mkv and .flv format, which my computer seems to hate, for some reason, and also, they are too heavy for my shitty 100kb/s, so I'd appreciate it if you could provide the episodes in .mp4 or .avi.

    Youtube doesn't works wither, unless the quality of the video is anywhere near to decent, which I doubt.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)22:13 No.21001153
    Do we Get a Kefka Pony?
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)22:13 No.21001162
    Try the official streams.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)22:13 No.21001170
    Fluid animation
    Feels like Powerpuff Girls and Fosters
    Cute character designs
    Strategic ass-shots and bedroom eyes
    Bedroom eyes
    Big Gay Dragon
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)22:15 No.21001194
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    You can make a pony.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)22:16 No.21001211
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    And a homo template for you fags.
    >> Endpiece 11/04/10(Thu)22:17 No.21001237
    >Strategic ass-shots and bedroom eyes
    >Bedroom eyes

    You're one step away from the furries, Anon.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)22:17 No.21001242

    I get a black screen with these.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)22:17 No.21001244
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    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)22:18 No.21001250

    The youtube quality is decent.

    Episode 1:

    Episode 2:

    Episode 3:
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    >Endpiece giving advice on avoiding perversion
    C'mon Endpiece, we all know you have talent. How about contributing to the dark side of this thread?
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)22:21 No.21001305
    The asses on these ponies are making me a furfag
    >> bonermancer !!fypFGIK7nVA 11/04/10(Thu)22:22 No.21001333
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    What's goin' no in dis fred?
    >> TX2 11/04/10(Thu)22:24 No.21001380
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    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)22:32 No.21001543
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    >My face when the inevitable "coming of age" episode for Spike

    And he'll gain abilities during the episode, like being able to use his wings and normal fire breath rather than just fucking mailman breath.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)22:33 No.21001565
    I normally ignore these threads, as anyone who doesn't like the show should.
    Except for one I saw with the link to the flash game... I played that.

    HOWEVER opening it with porn has made me post.
    Why the hell would you do that?
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)22:35 No.21001600
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    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)22:36 No.21001614
    didn't Megatron steal there water last night?
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)22:37 No.21001626
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    >When Ponyville is attacked by the dragons, spike must choose between helping hos friends or his own race. Through the whole ordeal spike learns of his true powers and discovers that friendship truly is MAGIC.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)22:37 No.21001635
    That was a lapse, apparently. Other people already called OP on it, if you check on top of the thread.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)22:38 No.21001647
    So Spike is going to be unfathomably gay. If he was cool he'd slaughter like mad and enslave a few for pony whores.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)22:38 No.21001651
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    How many hours until the next ep airs?
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)22:39 No.21001674
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)22:39 No.21001683
    Some 13 hours I guess.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)22:40 No.21001690

    Little over 15.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)22:42 No.21001729
    Oops, Math FAIL.

    I'm gonna blame timezones on this one or whatever.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)22:42 No.21001738
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    Kindly drawpony

    You owe it to the integrity of these threads to bring this cap to life

    Preferably with Rarity as Xerxes and Rainbow Dash as Leonidas WE WILL EAT CANDY IN THE SHADE
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)22:43 No.21001752
    Any drawfags wanna try to draw a Tupac pony?
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)22:44 No.21001769
    When I first read this, the typo made me read it as "Spike must choose between helping his hoes or his own race".
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)22:45 No.21001794

    >Preferably with Rarity as Xerxes and Rainbow Dash as Leonidas

    And Dash should be grasping Applejack in one arm as Queen Gorgo

    "Only Spartan ponies give birth to real foals"
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)22:46 No.21001813
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    Requestfag here. Had to go somewhere for an hour.

    Lyrics, eh? Be careful what you wish for.

    Pinkies Strapon Song (1/2)

    Some ponies like apples
    some like tasty hay
    some ponies like pussy
    cause they're raging gay

    Some ponies like carrots
    some like sugar cubes
    some ponies like dildos
    with plenty of lube

    But me I like friends
    and I like to have fun
    and I like to take somebody home
    when we're done

    Whatever gets them off
    I'll gladly provide
    though I don't have a dick
    for those who like something inside...




    pink strapon
    a hot pink strapon

    It never disappoints

    I've got a hot pink strapon
    a hot pink strapon

    So loosen up your joints!

    I've got so many friends
    who all like to be pleased
    and my pretty pink pal
    leaves them weak in the knees
    >> Anonycat 11/04/10(Thu)22:46 No.21001817
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    So THAT'S why he's called Red Delicious.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)22:47 No.21001822
    But isn't that exactly how Spike rolled in all of the series? Dragons joined the enemies and darkness and Spike stayed with the ponies.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)22:48 No.21001836
    That's not Red Delicious
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)22:48 No.21001837

    So I show them my friendship
    and show them my love

    With a giggle a laugh
    and a mighty big shove!

    Thanks to my

    Pink strapon
    my hot pink strapon

    My favorite party trick

    My pink strapon
    my hot pink strapon

    My plastic pony dick!

    So Dash to my place and don't be Fluttershy
    it's a true Rarity and that isn't a lie

    From dawn until Twilight
    fun's one thing we won't lack

    If you think that you're ready
    you don't know (apple) Jack!

    My pink strapon

    my hot pink strapon

    A pony girl's best friend

    With my pink strapon

    my hot pink strapon

    The party!



    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)22:48 No.21001842
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    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)22:49 No.21001862
    That's NOT Red Delecious
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)22:49 No.21001864
    Wrong pony, Carlos.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)22:49 No.21001867
    How is Cleestia going to troll everyone in the next episode?

    Provoking the dragons to attack?
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)22:50 No.21001887
    What I want to know is, what is her true form? Or at least, what is her powerless form, since she can vampire peoples powers at will.
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    Plus, Big Macintosh was too obvious, but again, it's just me or the male ponies are named like the stallions you see in porn movies?
    Big Macintosh, Red Delicious, Golden Delicious if you like water sports, etc.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)22:52 No.21001907
    That IS her true form.
    Remember, Lucifer was the most beautiful of all the angels.
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    Awesome, bro. Just awesome.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)22:55 No.21001977

    New episode titles.
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    >> Doc Melonhead 11/04/10(Thu)22:57 No.21002014
    Here's a better one:
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    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)23:05 No.21002133
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    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)23:07 No.21002190

    I hate you SO MUCH,
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)23:10 No.21002233
    just wow

    kill yourself
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)23:12 No.21002269
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    This post made the whole effort of writing that thing worthwhile.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)23:13 No.21002287

    >A sleeping dragon must move out of town.

    This should be good, especially since it sounds like Fluttershy will be a big focus here.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)23:13 No.21002290
    I would sell my soul to hear pinkies voice actor sing this.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)23:13 No.21002294
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    Are you a god?
    >> TX2 11/04/10(Thu)23:15 No.21002317
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    I aim to enrage
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)23:17 No.21002358
    Really? Someone telling you that you should die is what made writing that worth it and not the people who actually enjoyed it?
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)23:18 No.21002376

    Read it all in Pinkie's voice.

    I hate you for being good at this.

    Also, this whole thread seems particularly awkward, even for a pony thread.
    >> TX2 11/04/10(Thu)23:19 No.21002383
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    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)23:19 No.21002385
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    >Leonidas Dash

    Stupid, but what the hell

    over 900 hours in ms paint etc..
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)23:20 No.21002410
    It's because of OP's image.
    Ruined right off the bat.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)23:21 No.21002431
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    >> No-Ink 11/04/10(Thu)23:22 No.21002454
    Could have at least put a spoiler on it. Or would that make it worse?
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)23:24 No.21002489
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    >rainbow beard

    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)23:27 No.21002537

    Would look better without that retarded trickle of yellow between the orange
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)23:28 No.21002562
    Posted on plus4chan, that shit deserves to be there.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)23:30 No.21002607
    You know what? You're right. I'm glad so many people enjoyed it. Haters are just the icing.

    In all honesty I thought people would just ignore it.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)23:32 No.21002662
    you made a song about ponies and dildos. If you are proud of yourself in anyway, there is no hope for you

    I wouldn't call it just hating. It's more pity I think
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)23:34 No.21002695
    The sad thing for me, is... I want Rainbow Dash to be my waifu, but... I know she's gay.

    >> Anonycat 11/04/10(Thu)23:34 No.21002702

    Someone should make an AMV out of that song.
    It would be the first decent AMV on youtube's existence.
    >> Doc Melonhead 11/04/10(Thu)23:35 No.21002725
    Welcome to fucking 4chan, there's no hope here.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)23:38 No.21002777
    Still going to be 300+ posts. Jelly, Brah?

    Basically, the /co/ My Little Pony threads make up a large portion of the adult fandom because if we were on any forums where we have to use pseudo-names and log-ins, we would be laughed off the boards.
    >> Jimbo 11/04/10(Thu)23:39 No.21002789
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    Fix'd version
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)23:41 No.21002838
    What the fuck is with OP's pic.

    Why do I have to see a Pony being fucked on the front page at all times, where is the spoiler.

    Seriously, WHY.jpg, go make a NSFW thread at /pco/ on +4chan and masturbate to colourful ponies there or something
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)23:41 No.21002841

    I dont know why everyone is making such a big fuss of this song

    The rhythm is completely fucked.. it sounds retarded if you try and sing it
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)23:43 No.21002872
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    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)23:44 No.21002890
    It's not NSFW. There are no visible genitalia. There's a 4chan extension for Firefox that you can you to hide threads you don't like.

    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)23:44 No.21002891
    >go to the store
    >aisle lists "canned veg"
    >read "candy vag"

    I hate you all.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)23:45 No.21002899
    >probably starts using a GameBoy halfway through sex

    So true. So hot.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)23:45 No.21002905
    The dude didn't mean to make a new thread. People started posting in it anyway.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)23:45 No.21002911
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    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)23:46 No.21002922
    Can you really make that judgment when we have no music to accompany it?

    I need a version of this pic that say "IS PINKIE PIE GONNA HAVE TA CHOKE A BITCH?!"
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)23:46 No.21002928
    Two cartoon ponies, safe for work even if they're fucking, because no genitals are showing? I don't think that'd be work safe.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)23:46 No.21002941
    The ponies are starting to implant themselves. No use trying to fight it, resistance is futile.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)23:47 No.21002948
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    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)23:47 No.21002952
    Just say Pinkie fell down and Mac is being a gentleman and kneeling down to help her up.

    While grabbing her hair.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)23:48 No.21002955
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    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)23:48 No.21002963
    Yes. The pentameter is fucked. The music necessary to fit it would have to be arhythmic in numerous parts.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)23:49 No.21002983
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    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)23:49 No.21002999
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    >> Kpax 11/04/10(Thu)23:50 No.21003009
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    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)23:50 No.21003014
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    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)23:54 No.21003096
    To be fair, a song with rhythmic flaws but lots of enthusiasm seems like the sort of thing Pinkie would come up with.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)23:54 No.21003112
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    >> Spikey !4v3R3rLP4k 11/04/10(Thu)23:55 No.21003120
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    Wheres all the bronies?
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)23:55 No.21003124
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    well, to be fair, good AMVs actually exist, it's just they are under mountains of terrible AMVs

    This one is about a magic girl series where they ballet dance instead of fighting. In some ways Princess Tutu shares Friendship is Magic's sense of emasculating you for watching it but is much better then expected, only I doubt MLP will end with them defying their fates in the roles set for them and going against the very story itself.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)23:55 No.21003131
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    >> ⑨Cirno⑨ !NSed2HIJ4w 11/04/10(Thu)23:55 No.21003140
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    Eye made you a pony, /co/
    Eye hope you like it, eye worked really hard on it and eye'm really happy with how it turned out!
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)23:56 No.21003152
    there was one really sick DBZ amv I can't remember the name of, too.

    like, really sick. not the thing you'd expect from an AMV at all.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)23:56 No.21003161
    True. She completely derails the rhythm of her own song in the second episode.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)23:56 No.21003169
    Fair enough. Though it still seems like the only music it would fit to would be metal machine music. I guess if you took some of that and made it sound peppy instead of like grinding mechanical noises and high pitch stringing, I guess that'd work.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)23:57 No.21003180
    This thread doesnt deserve to be on the wall of friendship...
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)23:57 No.21003188
    i love you guys' enthusiasm, I do,
    but most of these are really unfunny.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)23:57 No.21003192
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    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)23:57 No.21003197
    Bonies be here, brah. Something you want to talk about? Having trouble getting friendship sparkles?
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)23:58 No.21003208
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    MY GOD
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)23:58 No.21003223
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    Dunno. Here.
    >> Anonymous 11/04/10(Thu)23:59 No.21003229
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    >> Anonymous 11/05/10(Fri)00:01 No.21003272
    >opens picture
    goddamn it /co/
    >see pinkie pie smacking her hoof in pleasure
    goddamn it /co/... fap fap fap
    >> Anonymous 11/05/10(Fri)00:02 No.21003300
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    I seen worse discussions that were later included into the wall. How about the time everyone discussed what each ponies tragic past was? Most of them included abuse or rape.

    This is /co/, you guys make anything creepy.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/10(Fri)00:02 No.21003303
    >> Jimbo 11/05/10(Fri)00:03 No.21003306

    I'm not usually one to get into the porns (unless it's gay porns, ohohoho), but I can't imagine that sex with Pinkie would be anything less of trying to hit a moving target. Hell, she bounces everywhere, and that's just when she's walking around.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/10(Fri)00:03 No.21003317
    Creepy and/or awesome.

    And/or sexy.

    Because that's how we roll.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/10(Fri)00:05 No.21003348
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    That's an old version of the wall

    We're onto the 4th row now
    >> Anonymous 11/05/10(Fri)00:06 No.21003389
    Did you start laughing by yourself?
    >> Spikey !4v3R3rLP4k 11/05/10(Fri)00:07 No.21003398
    Was it this one?
    >> Anonymous 11/05/10(Fri)00:07 No.21003403
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    i don´t think males are like slaves but almost, look there are some in the solsticie celebration or whatever it is, but again surely they are the trophy husbands of some ponies.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/10(Fri)00:08 No.21003431
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    >> Anonymous 11/05/10(Fri)00:11 No.21003482
    Don't you mean...Leonidash?
    >> Anonymous 11/05/10(Fri)00:11 No.21003491

    I think the only DBZ music videos I can stand these days are the ones which show the many, many times characters like Tien sacrifice themselves losing so the heroes can get their chance to win/arrive/escape.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/10(Fri)00:13 No.21003533
    That carmel one sure gets reused a lot in those crowd shots, huh?
    >> Anonymous 11/05/10(Fri)00:13 No.21003550

    ohohoho, would that mean we need Rarixes?
    >> Anonymous 11/05/10(Fri)00:14 No.21003577
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    I TALKED...
    >> Anonymous 11/05/10(Fri)00:15 No.21003587
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    It's a female dominant society, they don't treat the men badly so much as the women naturally are the ones who run things.

    Given the target audience and how MLP generally roles, we should be thankful men are there at all.
    >> Spikey !4v3R3rLP4k 11/05/10(Fri)00:17 No.21003635
    Trophy husband? Doesn't sound so bad...chosen for breeding rights. Like how it is IRL now a days.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/10(Fri)00:18 No.21003652
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    >> TX2 11/05/10(Fri)00:18 No.21003662
    Pinkie Pie... well we already know.

    Apple Jack- daddies favorite little girl.

    Rarity- First unicorn in her family and abandoned by her Xenophobic parents

    RainbowDash- Has met with and auditioned for the Wonderbolts many times before, but always been disrespected and laughed off by them. She acts like she still hasn't met the Wonderbolts because lying to herself about it is the only way she can keep going.

    Fluttershy- Raised by Rabbits. Reintroducing her to her natural habitat has been an ongoing project for them for the last 10 years.
    >> Snarky Bastard 11/05/10(Fri)00:19 No.21003686
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    fuck you mate.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/10(Fri)00:20 No.21003695
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    >> elegan/tg/entleman 11/05/10(Fri)00:20 No.21003699
    >neckbeard pony
    >> Anonymous 11/05/10(Fri)00:23 No.21003777
    nah, I found it.

    prepare your anus
    >> Anonymous 11/05/10(Fri)00:29 No.21003881
    Rarity was strolling through central ponyville, carrying a basket full of the latest, most bodacious dresses preorderd all the way from New Ponyton. Now she could sample the latest fashions and craft herself a darling new ensemble for the Gala. Suddenly, a large, red shape blocked her path abruptly, sending her catupulting to the ground, her beautiful dresses scattering in the mud.
    "Oh I'm so sorry." said Big Macintosh, hastily trying to gather up the now soiled dresses, but his efforts only tore and further ruined Rarity's delectable selections.
    "THAT'S ENOUGH!" she cried out, bearing a hoof at Big Macintosh, and with a scream of rage she lashed out at him, striking him on the muzzle and startling him.
    "Youh have no honour," Big Mac growled, "You fight like a woman."
    Rarity suddenly produced a large strap-on, which she attached to herself, "Now show me your honour, my honour demands it."
    Big Mac smiled and extended his giant ponydick, but Rarity shook her head. "No, your other honour."
    Big Mac understood, and obediently turned his ass to face Rarity, who plunged her dildo instantly
    "BLOOD AND THUNDER!" she cried
    "VICTORY AT SEA" Big Mac responded

    >> Anonymous 11/05/10(Fri)00:31 No.21003947
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    >> Anonymous 11/05/10(Fri)00:33 No.21003985
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    >clone ponies

    Note that the duplicate ponies appear all to be males. Further evidence for my theory that Princess Celestia has an army of cloned male storm troopers.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/10(Fri)00:33 No.21003992
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    MLP x Oglaf crossover? What is this world coming to?
    >> Jimbo 11/05/10(Fri)00:34 No.21004024

    Hah, I like how the one is all "no problem, missy!" and the other one is more "meh."
    >> Anonymous 11/05/10(Fri)00:34 No.21004029
    That would be badass. Mainly for the casual sex that randomly occurs.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/10(Fri)00:34 No.21004033
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    Krognar! Your hand!
    >> Anonymous 11/05/10(Fri)00:37 No.21004103
    During Celestia's coup, the resulting Equestrian Civil War resulted in the deaths of nearly every male pony in the land. The few that remained had to be cloned in order to preserve the species. Genetic diversity obviously took a hit.

    Celestia keeps the master DNA samples in her castle in Canterlot, ready to initiate mass cloning should the need for an army arise.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/10(Fri)00:38 No.21004123
    Male 1: 'Here we are, ma'am'
    Male 2: '...Stop flirting with her, you know how jealous I get.'
    >> Anonymous 11/05/10(Fri)00:42 No.21004206
    Do you think the ponies have steel mills to produce things like Ploughs and Horseshoes?

    And the whole steel industry's gay.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/10(Fri)00:43 No.21004231
    Hot stuff, coming through!
    >> Anonymous 11/05/10(Fri)00:45 No.21004280
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    Hot stuff, coming through!>>21004231
    >> Anonymous 11/05/10(Fri)00:45 No.21004286
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    Did somebody say gay ponies?
    >> Jimbo 11/05/10(Fri)00:46 No.21004289

    DO WANT. Lots of blacksmith ponies, I'm sure, in nice heavy protective gear...
    >> TX2 11/05/10(Fri)00:48 No.21004348
    Isn't that technically Luna in drag?
    >> Anonymous 11/05/10(Fri)00:48 No.21004355
    im going through my entire reactionface folder but i cant find anything good enough for this
    >> TX2 11/05/10(Fri)00:49 No.21004379
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    >> Anonymous 11/05/10(Fri)00:51 No.21004414

    Now you should do a Rainbow DashxBig Mac one

    But instead of fucking, Dash is just looking at Big Mac's ponyhood saying 'what are you supposed to do with THAT?"
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    >> Anonymous 11/05/10(Fri)00:52 No.21004438
    Why has Luna transformed back into one of the Shadowcolts in order to have sex with Big Mac?

    For Celestia's amusement.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/10(Fri)00:53 No.21004463
    That's the girl Shadowbolt you drew. You can tell by the nose. Girl ponies have that swoop shaped nose. Guy ponies have one that juts out.
    >> Anonycat 11/05/10(Fri)00:53 No.21004475
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    Well, the old series had some Big Brother Ponies as this old commercial shows it:

    Probably will be referenced in the new cartoon, who knows.
    >> Jimbo 11/05/10(Fri)00:55 No.21004507

    I only see a little swoop, personally. Big Mac has a hint of swoop himself, I think it's just the style.


    ILU 4EVA. What do you want? Money? Fame? My house?
    >> Anonymous 11/05/10(Fri)00:57 No.21004540
    for comparison. That's definitely the girl Shadowbolt. Not like it matters. They're all Nightmare Moon, anyway.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/10(Fri)00:58 No.21004557
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    Open that picture, and this link at the same time.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/10(Fri)00:58 No.21004564
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    >> Anonymous 11/05/10(Fri)01:00 No.21004600
    This makes me want to hear Rarity scream "YES" in G-major. Could somebody get on this?
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    Looks like there's a janitor here sympathetic to your shit.
    I'll bide my time.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/10(Fri)01:04 No.21004675
    wow, that gorespammer was actually very short-lived. one post?

    was that the mods actually being on the ball or did they just delete the post themselves?
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    >> Anonymous 11/05/10(Fri)01:05 No.21004697
    >/co/-related topic
    >technically worksafe
    >surprised when a janitor doesn't give a fuck

    Oh anon, you slay me.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/10(Fri)01:06 No.21004705
    I still saved it, but I would love to see more Big Mac x female Pony art.
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    I can deal with it.
    The fool won't be around forever.
    >> Forward 2.0 !!pbL8zEzJEl6 11/05/10(Fri)01:09 No.21004765
    Are we going to have to team up to do gay pony bondage fiction?
    >> Anonymous 11/05/10(Fri)01:09 No.21004766

    They always delete the gorespammer's posts anyway, so the sooner the better

    And he's not even much of a spammer really, too slow to be a spammer (he gives some half assed reason about him 'balancing out' our FRIENDSHIP with his shit... he seems rather sad really)
    >> Anonymous 11/05/10(Fri)01:12 No.21004817
    There's more than one way to shoe a horse.

    I remember being stuck in the front with Carter's mom. We were all going to
    Cypress Hills which was about a six hour drive, there were four of us;
    Brayden, Carter, Wyatt and me...oh, and Carter's mom. They got to sit in
    the back and I drew the short straw so to speak and was stuck at the
    front. It was a long ride, they kept whispering stuff that I couldn't hear
    so I just tried to sleep by resting my head on the vibrating windows of the
    car. We can skip the boring part can't we? Because I COULD narrate a six
    hour drive I want to? No. Do you want to read it? No.

    So, after a few hours we finally arrived at the camp ground. After a few
    minutes of stretching our legs Carter's mom brought out two tents, one for
    her and one for us. We set up the tents, went swimming, had hotdogs for
    supper, the works. felt wierd, everytime I turned around Carter
    and the rest of them were all whispering something. I guess this trip was
    wierd from the beginning, Brayden and Wyatt were always really close
    friends of mine but Carter wasn't. He was friends with Brayden and Wyatt
    but I don't think he ever really liked me, but all of the sudden he wanted
    to bring me to Cypress Hills with him.

    I kind of just shrugged it off, it didn't really mean anything, I said to
    myself. And that night when Carter's mom sent us to our tent, I was still
    telling myself the same bullshit. I guess before I go any further I should
    note that I was the youngest, Brayden was 14, Wyatt was too, and Carter was
    15. I was the youngest, I had just turned 14 a month ago.
    >> Jimbo 11/05/10(Fri)01:12 No.21004819

    I think I love you, Forward.

    Think this is a good time to repost the Velvet and Nimble fic? I'm feeling inspired.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/10(Fri)01:13 No.21004834
    Anyways, Carter's mom had told us to go to bed but, really? A sleep over?
    There was no sleeping. We stayed up, whispering for at least an hour and
    then Carter finally brough it up.

    "Let's play a game." He said.

    "What kinda game?" Wyatt asked.

    "Okay, let me explain, it's called the Puppet Game. Here's what happens,
    one person is the puppet master and he gets to choose who his puppet is.
    Whoever he chooses has to do WHATEVER he says no matter what for ten
    minutes. We'll use Wyatt's watch to time. If you don't do what your told,
    we add five minutes for every minute that you refuse. And once its over
    then the puppet becomes the puppet master. Everyone got it?"

    We all nodded but to be honest, I didn't really get it. What were we going
    to make each other do?

    "I wanna go first!" Announced Carter.

    We nodded, ya, okay sure.

    Carter thought for a moment, then pointed at me, "YOU get to be my puppet,
    Zach." Wyatt and Brayden laughed at me and I blushed. "Ready?" he asked.

    I nodded at him shyly.
    >> Forward 2.0 !!pbL8zEzJEl6 11/05/10(Fri)01:13 No.21004841
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    I don't think I read it, so sure.

    I'm just trying to slowly infect /co/ to ship the Delicious brothers along with me. Think I'm almost there.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/10(Fri)01:13 No.21004845
    I guess I should describe the boys involved here, to make the picture a
    little more vivid. Carter was tall, and muscular, he played lots of hockey,
    his abs were a faint outline on his stomach. His hair is long and over his
    eyes, dirty blond. His eyes are almost lime green and his lips are very
    full, plump, and pink.

    Brayden is skinny, medium lengthed hair, you can see his abs but we all
    joke that its not because he's in shape but because he's so skinny that his
    skin is stretched across his muscles haha. His eyes are brown and his hair
    is light blond, his lips are very thin and his skin is about as dark as a
    white boy's can be before he's just not white anymore.

    Wyatt is shorter than all of us, his skin is very dark, he has brown eyes
    and dark, medium length. His lips are HUGE, you'd guess the guy had
    something injected into them monthly. He's also skinny, nowhere near as
    scrawny as Wyatt, though. I have to describe me? Fine. All the girls say I'm a cutie...
    ugh. My hair is between blonde and brown, and its just over my eyebrow
    line. I'm really short, 5'3 IF that, just taller than Wyatt. I have green
    eyes, but they look blue from afar. I'm skinny, not overly built, I don't
    play a lot of sports.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/10(Fri)01:14 No.21004860
    "Okay, ditch your pajamas."

    I just sat there for a second. "What?"

    "You heard me, take off your pajamas!" he whispered loudly.

    I blushed again and Brayden turned on a flashlight and shined it at me. I
    took off my shirt and then my pajama bottoms and just sat there, huddled in
    my underwear.

    "Underwear too." Carter commanded.

    I gulped and shook my head.

    "15 minutes now, Zach. Do it, you'll get to do the same stuff to us later,

    I guessed he was right, so I layed down on my back and hooked my thumbs
    into my underwear elastics and pulled down. The boys giggled as my
    underwear unearthed my rock hard dick. I don't know why it was so hard and
    I was really embarrassed but I couldn't put them back on. I pulled my
    briefs off of my ankles and tossed them aside. My dick was just barely 5
    inches long, it was cut and- in my honest opinion -the perfect shape, not
    too thick and not too thin. When I turned around Carter was completely
    naked already! His dick was hard to and I tried not to look at it but I had
    to. It was HUGE! Much bigger than mine! I had just hit 5 inches and his
    must have been on the verge of 7! It was cut, I imagined all our dicks
    were, and the vein running up it was far more than distinguished. He was
    standing up with his hands on his hips.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/10(Fri)01:15 No.21004885
    >Decise to finally watch this fucking show
    >Jesus Christ I can't believe I'm doing this
    >Okay this pretty good for a kids show I guess, still don't see what all the fu-
    >Hey the other characters are pretty good as well I guess

    I got diabeetus from this show, I demand restitution.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/10(Fri)01:16 No.21004901
    "Do you know what a blowjob is?"

    "Ya, thats when a girl sucks a guys dick isn't it?" I said sheepishly.

    "No," he shook his head, "you were half right, but it doesn't have to be a
    girl, a guy can suck a dick too."

    I suddenly knew what he was getting at.

    "So suck it." he said.


    "20 minutes, Zach."

    "No FUCKING way man!" I said and unzipped the tent. I crawled outside away
    from the three of them. All of them were calling me a pussy and telling me
    that I HAD to do it.

    I sat huddled, completely naked on the wet grass. I heard the tent get
    zipped up and turned around. They locked me out! And all my clothes were in
    there! What was I gonna do! I couldn't let Mrs. Connor see me in my
    birthday suit!

    "No! You guys! Let me back in!"

    "Only if you play by the rules, Zach. 25 minutes, by the way."

    "Guys thats not fair!" I hissed at them. They didn't care. "Alright,
    alright I'll do it!" I said.
    >> Jimbo 11/05/10(Fri)01:17 No.21004922

    ORLY? I posted the archived link on Plus, but I don't think anyone actually bothered to read it, except the people who were there at the time. It has teh gay porns, but it's not particularly explicit (bad, bad self) and it kinda becomes epic at the end. I'm planning on writing more of it, when I have the time.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/10(Fri)01:17 No.21004925
    this is fucking awesome
    >> Anonymous 11/05/10(Fri)01:17 No.21004926
    The tent was opened in an instant and I crawled in quickly. There was
    Carter, his seven inch dick sticking straight out, mine was hard as steel,
    too. What was the matter with me?

    "Suck it." he said.

    I crawled over to him and knelt in front of him. His dick was level with my
    mouth. I was so scared that I was shivering just out of nerves. All three
    of them were whispering, "do it, do it!!" and I just couldn't. My mouth was
    so dry and I was just staring at this dick. Carter grabbed my head and
    pulled me forward, he rubbed his dick all over my face and I whimpered like
    a little kid. "Do it man, or we put you back outside."

    I grabbed his dick, felt it. It sent a jolt of electricity up my arm and I
    suddenly felt ready. I opened my mouth and put it on his dick. He didn't
    even have to say anything, I wrapped my lips around my teeth so I didn't
    bite him and I sucked. It didn't taste bad at all! It even sorta tasted...
    good. I tried not to understand what I was feeling and instead just enjoyed
    the moment. I bobbed up and down on his massive cock and he ran his hands
    through my hair. I looked through the corner of my eye and saw Brayden and
    Wyatt absentmindedly stroking their own dicks through their pajamas.

    "Farther." Carter said.

    "Hmm?" I said.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/10(Fri)01:18 No.21004927
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    Ohhhh, listen to Captain Tough Guy here.

    He's totally gonna bide his time and then show us all up by posting the same 12 gore pics everyone got bored with weeks ago.

    Oh, man, watch out.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/10(Fri)01:19 No.21004957
    He grabbed my head and pushed me down on him and thrust his hips deeper and
    I felt his dick going down my throat. I started gagging but decided that
    rather than barfing, I should breathe through my nose. Soon my nose was in
    his pubes and his dick was all the way down my throat, it was the strangest

    "Like that bitch, go down farther on my dick!" He growled. "Here, keep your
    head still."

    I did as commanded and he pulled me into him and started thrusting his hips
    really hard. It was so erotic! I enjoyed it as much as I could but my mind
    kept trying to tell me how wrong it was, this was a guy and his dick was
    down my throat. Carter started moaning loudly and kept thrusting his hips.
    I kept sucking and then I felt his dick spasm a little in my mouth. I
    panicked, he was going to cum! His dick tasted GREAT but I didn't want to
    taste cum, that felt more gay than just sucking. I moaned to tell him I
    wanted off and started to pull my head off, but he was too strong for me,
    he held my face in place and kept fucking my mouth.

    I struggled to get free but I couldnt and finally he let out one more
    satisfactory moan and I felt a rope of jizz hit my tongue. Then another,
    and another and another! His cum was all over the inside of my mouth and it
    tasted SO good! I'm so glad he wouldn't let me pull off. he kept fucking my
    mouth and I kept recieving his cum. Finally, he started to slow down and he
    thrust his dick to the back of my throat once more, really hard. Then he
    pulled out.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/10(Fri)01:19 No.21004958
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    This thread has gone to pony hell
    >> Forward 2.0 !!pbL8zEzJEl6 11/05/10(Fri)01:19 No.21004959
    I'll check the +thread soon, then. I'm thinking about playing some vidya, just trying to decide what mood I'm in.
    >> !bgREVLN8FU 11/05/10(Fri)01:19 No.21004964
    I think I've finished the rest of No-Ink's pages. I'll pap them up in PNG files and schlep them up here in a bit.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/10(Fri)01:20 No.21004977

    Those are... verbs you're using?
    >> Anonymous 11/05/10(Fri)01:20 No.21004978
    My eyes were closed and I licked my lips, moaning to the pleasure of being
    face fucked for the first time. "Haha what a fag!" Carter said as he
    watched me swallow the rest of his milk.

    "Okay, next, suck Brayden. Brayden, lay on your back." Brayden did as he
    was instructed. "Get naked." Brayden smiled and pulled off all his clothes
    in a hurry. And there was his dick, a solid 6 and a half inches. "Get
    sucking, Zach."

    I laid on my stomach between his legs and opened my mouth. Before I took
    him in, I took a deep breath with my nose and smelt that boy-ish scent.
    Then, I went down on him. He gasped deeply as I took his whole dick in with
    one plunge. He grabbed my head and pushed my head down more, moaning
    already. I kept bobbing up and down on his cock, then suddenly i felt
    something. A finger....rubbing something on my asshole. I froze and kept
    completely still, I turned to the side, Carter was sitting across the tent,
    that meant Wyatt was doing it! And all of the sudden I felt a finger in my
    ass! The finger humped me slowly but then pulled out.

    "Keep sucking Zach." I completely forgot what I was supposed to be doing! I
    went back to my job and then felt something else touch my wasn't a
    finger. Wyatt grabbed my shoulders and pulled me towards him as he pushed
    in. I suddenly realized I was about to get fucked. I felt his dick go in,
    and I didn't feel any pain...maybe I was too "in the moment", it just
    felt...wierd. Wyatt started thrusting his hips in and out of me and then
    when he finally made it all the way in I felt it. The most amazing feeling
    in the world, he touched what I now know was my prostate. I made a muffled
    moaning sound as I continued to suck on Brayden.
    >> !bgREVLN8FU 11/05/10(Fri)01:21 No.21004998
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    Here's page two.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/10(Fri)01:21 No.21005008
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    Can we please maintain a little standard of decency?

    You can make you silly little tease shippings, but sometimes enough is enough
    >> !bgREVLN8FU 11/05/10(Fri)01:21 No.21005013
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    Page three.
    >> !bgREVLN8FU 11/05/10(Fri)01:22 No.21005029
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    Page four.

    Hope you like them.
    >> Nimble and Velvet Jimbo 11/05/10(Fri)01:23 No.21005036

    No need!


    “Ah – ah, yes, please, there, just there.”

    Princess Celestia paused as she stepped lightly down the hall, her powerful wings beating once in curiosity before folding tightly to her back. All of the ponies were currently celebrating the Summer Sun Festival in the open courtyard… so what could be going on in there, in one of the furthest-back rooms of her magnificent palace?

    “Yes, please, Velvet, deeper, please!”

    Elegantly pointed ears pricked forward to listen to the dusky voices raised in sharp, delighted complaint. She stepped silently forward, her armored hooves silent on the tiled floor. Not that it mattered; the pair inside were making enough noise to drown her out even if she should choose to enter in the splendor that she was accustomed to.

    And why shouldn’t she? She WAS the princess, after all.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/10(Fri)01:23 No.21005041
    Wyatt took my moan as a go ahead signal and started plowing my ass like
    there was no tomorrow. My breathing got heavy and I sucked Brayden with
    more vigor. I turned to the side and noticed Carter FILMING it with a video
    camera! But I didn't care! I was in the zone. Wyatt fucked faster, I sucked
    harder and Brayden began to moan so loud that he was almost yelling. He
    pulled my head down on his cock and started cumming in my mouth. It tasted
    even better than Carter's if that was possible.

    Wyatt kept fucking me and I swallowed all of Brayden's jizz. Then Wyatt
    gave one good last thrust and then I could feel his cum splattering the
    walls of my ass. He pulled out and collapsed on his back next to me.
    Brayden puilled me off of him and i just lay there, all of us gasping.
    Carter clapped his hands at our performance, very good boys. But Zach's 25
    minutes ended 7 minutes ago. That was all I remember, after that everyone
    kind of just laid down and I fell asleep.

    The next morning was dismal, we ate, we played football and swam, but I
    think we were all just waiting for the next night. It FINALLY came and
    Carter said, "So whose up for the puppet game?"

    "I call puppet!" I shouted outloud, everyone laughed and I got on my knees
    in front of Carter again.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/10(Fri)01:25 No.21005065
    jesus, it really IS always fluttershy.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/10(Fri)01:25 No.21005067
    I don't get why this comic makes me feel so sad for Rainbow.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/10(Fri)01:26 No.21005079
    Billy was the class nerd. He was smart and socially awkward. Most of the
    guys in school made fun of him, but I never did. I wasn't that popular
    either. I was chubby and had boy tits. He never made fun of me either.
    His gym locker in school was next to mine, and when we changed after class,
    I got to look at his body. He wasn't very muscular, but I liked looking at
    his dark hairy pits and hot looking thighs covered in dark hair. He saw me
    staring at his dark pubes coming out the sides of his stained white briefs
    and never said anything. I'd go home after school and try to imagine his
    naked body as I jerked off over the toilet.

    One day, after school, Billy asked if I wanted to sleep over at his place on
    Friday night. I told him I had to ask my mom but it should be OK. I looked
    forward to Friday, and when Friday came, I brought a change of clothing with
    me. He asked if I wear pajamas to bed, and I said sometimes. He told me he
    usually sleeps naked, but he could put something on if it bothered me. I
    felt my cock getting hard and moved my books around to hide it. I told him
    it was his place, and I could go with the dress code. He said it should be
    no big deal because we undress in front of each other in the locker room.
    We hung out and watched TV, and sent out for pizza. Billy's mom went out
    with friends, and wasn't expected to be back until Saturday.
    >> Nimble and Velvet Jimbo 11/05/10(Fri)01:26 No.21005081

    “What is this?” She asked simply, her voice commanding as she stepped into the room, her wings fanning out in a magnificent display of snowy-white feathers, her eyes dark and unreadable as she took in the scene before her.

    The pair of stallions paused sharply, eyes widening to panicked circles as their princess entered. Such a thing was forbidden, especially among Her Majesties’ own fleet of fliers.

    “Y-Your Majesty!” The stallion on top choked out – Velvet, she remembered abruptly—his armor still on, clanking with each rough jerk into the similarly-colored pony below him. He twisted, as if attempting to bow to her, halted by a sharp, pained cry from below.

    “V-Velvet, no, that- ah!—Your Majesty.” The pony trapped beneath Velvet’s powerful hooves managed to whimper, ears flat against his snowy white fur. No, Celestia corrected herself, more of a cream-color, although right now he seemed to be more of a rosy shade instead. Nimble, she believed it was. Lower-level puller, did well enough with a partner. “Don’t move, that hurts.” He whickered up to Velvet, shifting underneath him, both watching the mare as she slowly crossed the room, circling them.

    Princess Celestia, ruler of all of Equestria, slowly stepped across the room, her eyes focused on the pair as they shifted nervously against one another, frozen in their moment of passion. Her wings opened and spread slowly around her, making her ascension to the center of the room all the more elegant. The pair of breathless pullers stood stock-still, their hearts pounding in their ears, terrified to hear her judgment but even more afraid of the silence that preceded it.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/10(Fri)01:27 No.21005087
    After dinner, Billy had me help him open the sofa bed in his room. He
    didn't sleep on a regular bed. He said we should get ready for bed and took
    off his shirt and pants. As usual, he looked hot. I took off my shirt and
    pants, and stood there wondering what we were going to do next. It was too
    early to go to sleep. He took off his briefs and got in bed. It was the
    first time I had seen his big hairy cock. He was bigger and thicker soft,
    than I was hard. I took off my briefs, giving him a view of my smaller
    cock, and got in bed beside him. He said he was glad I didn't mind being
    naked in bed with him because he liked me. I told him I liked him too, and
    turned away from him on my side to hide my raging hardon. I felt him move
    closer to me, and asked if I had ever let someone feel my tits. I said no,
    and he asked if he could feel them. I asked why he wanted to feel them, and
    he said he thought they were sexy. I asked if he was kidding me, and I felt
    him press his hard cock against my ass cheek. He asked if that felt like he
    was joking. When I didn't pull away, he took it as a yes and reached around
    me and started feeling my tits. As his fingers caressed my nipples, I felt
    shivers going through me. I turned on my back, giving him greater access to
    my body. He said he had been wanting to do this all year. He asked if I
    thought it was all right for friends to share their bodies with their
    friends. I said it was the best kind of friendship. He got on top of me
    and had me spread my legs. He lay between them, pressing his big hairy cock
    against mine as he caressed and sucked my tits. I asked how he knew I'd be
    into doing this with him. He said he saw how I checked him out in the
    locker room, and that he would go home after school and jerk off thinking
    about me. I laughed and told him I did the same after school, thinking
    about him.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/10(Fri)01:27 No.21005092
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    this thread is not about FRIENDSHIP anymore...
    >> Anonymous 11/05/10(Fri)01:27 No.21005097

    Don't get me wrong...since the big conflict seems to be...over and done now, I won't be watching anymore.

    But goddamn it's not my fault girls like her always bring out the HNNNNNNNNNNNNG in me.
    >> Jimbo 11/05/10(Fri)01:28 No.21005104

    Slowly, completely aware of their attention locked on her, she slid off the four golden horseshoes that decorated her legs, pushing them aside as she fanned her wings out, letting them slide to her sides, hanging almost down to the floor. Thusly prepared, she looked up at the pair, meeting their panicked gazes with her calm one.


    Nimble was the first one to answer, the tightness of Velvet still within him making him unable to hold his words for long. “Y-Your Majesty, I – I can- cannot!” He whinnied softly, tossing his head back, his armor glinting in the dim lighting of the room as he struggled to resettle his legs under him. But no resettling would loosen the tightness within him, and a small, strangled cry escaped him with his next gasped breath.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/10(Fri)01:28 No.21005105
    It's about the best kind of friendship. The kind where you get AIDS.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/10(Fri)01:29 No.21005112
    We turned around and lay on our sides facing each other. He squeezed and
    caressed my tits as I held his big hairy balls in my hand and stroked his
    long thick cock. He got very close to me and looked deeply into my eyes and
    said he wanted to make love to me. I told him I wanted him to, and he
    pressed his warm lips against mine, pushed his tongue in my mouth past my
    teeth. I felt like I was letting him inside me and I liked it. He asked if
    I ever had sex with a guy before, and I said no. He said he did it once
    before, but was just experimenting. He said sex is sharing our bodies with
    each other, so we should take our time and do whatever we want with each
    other. I asked if we were experimenting, and he said he really liked me,
    and having sex would be like sharing ourselves.

    I turned around and got between his legs, sniffing his sweaty crotch. He
    moaned as I licked his sweaty balls and his hard sweaty shaft. I licked his
    cock head and moved up and down his shaft as he moaned and groaned. He got
    on all fours and told me to check out his ass. His cheeks were smooth but
    he had a really hairy crack. I parted his cheeks and they didn't smell like
    shit, so I licked his crack, which drove him wild. He told me to lick his
    hole, and i hesitated at first, but then i circled his pucker with my tongue
    and even slid it inside a few times. His groans got me so excited I would
    have done anything he wanted.
    >> Manefag 11/05/10(Fri)01:29 No.21005119
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    Fuck this. I'm gonna go play Transformice.

    Look for me on their EN2 server. My screen is Pwnlord.
    >> Nimble and Velvet Jimbo 11/05/10(Fri)01:29 No.21005122

    “You can’t – c’mon, Nimble, c’mon.” His partner urged him softly, a little uncertain what he was trying to urge him to. Velvet tightened his legs around Nimble’s middle a little tighter, earning a soft gasp from his partner, pushing himself a little deeper inside. They shouldn’t have done this; gods, what a fool he’d been. But the opportunities were so few, with so many eyes around them, always watching; he’d thought the Summer Sun Festival would be distraction enough. Not like the little ponies could help it, though. So many of them only had their country-bred cousins to ogle, with their plow shears and carts dragged behind them. Stallions from the capital, the pride of their gender, looking so muscular and dashing in their burnished gold armor… it was natural that they would get a few looks when they went into town. But here, in the furthest-back rooms of the castle, he had thought they would be safe.

    “I – ca-an’t!” Nimble whickered, his voice similarly low, as if they could conceal anything from the Princess, who stood watching only a few feet away. Her wings had circled even more tightly around her pale body, and had the pair been watching, they would have noticed a faint, deep shudder ripple through her as her primary feathers touched a particularly sensitive place.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/10(Fri)01:29 No.21005123
    >I won't be watching anymore.

    Oh, you say that now, but just you wait.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/10(Fri)01:29 No.21005124

    His face is my reaction to this whole thread.

    Your sick /co/, this is a kids show dammit.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/10(Fri)01:29 No.21005126
    Why would it? She got sexy times, after all.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/10(Fri)01:29 No.21005127
    You're missing out if you don't watch the third episode, it's fun.

    And Fluttershy is particularly funny in it.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/10(Fri)01:30 No.21005133
    He turned me on my back and took out a jar of Vaseline from under his bed.
    He took a big dollop of it and worked it into my hole with his finger. It
    felt really good and I purred as he moved a second and later a third finger
    inside me. When I was pretty well stretched, he took his hand out and
    rubbed the excess Vaseline on his cock. He pressed his hard cock head
    against my hole and said, "you know there is no turning back. Once I slide
    my cock inside you, you won't have a cherry. Once I cum in your ass, you are
    mine." I said I knew. He asked if I wanted his cock all the way inside
    me. I said I did. He pressed his lips to mind and kissed me passionately
    as I felt his cock head slide inside me. I moaned as he slid his cock in
    and out of me. He must have stretched me out a lot, because I didn't feel
    much pain, and soon loved feeling him sliding in and out of me. I moaned
    loudly and he smiled and said "you like my big cock inside you don't you?"
    I nodded and he said he planned on fucking me a lot in the future. I was so
    excited, all I could do was moan. He squeezed my tits as he fucked me
    harder and faster. He leaned back and stroked my cock,. I told him I was
    going to cum and he said he was too. I started shooting my load and it
    cascaded down his hand. I watched him scoop up my cum and eat it. A moment
    later I felt him shooting over and over into my ass. He kissed me and I
    could taste my cum on his tongue. He smiled and said we were even. When he
    pulled his cock out of my ass, his cum ran out and he fed some to me.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/10(Fri)01:31 No.21005147

    I know your games, I shall not be lured a second time.

    Lest I lose my soul.
    >> Nimble and Velvet Jimbo 11/05/10(Fri)01:31 No.21005150

    Sensing the Princess’ eyes on him, as burning as if they’d been two hot coals from a dragon’s nest, Velvet pushed sharply into his partner, trying to ignore the sharp, sudden cry, uncertainty mingling with an undeniable desire. “Yes, you can.” He hissed, bringing his mouth down to bite lightly at the back of Nimble’s neck, tugging at his mane, easing hard-won cries from his partner.

    “V-elvet – nngh! – I c-an’t!” Nimble whinnied softly, his trapped tail flicking anxiously against his hip, glancing back at Velvet as he pushed ever deeper into him. It felt so good, but – but he couldn’t just do that in front of the Princess! A particularly deep thrust earned a louder cry from Nimble, head dipping low to hang between his front legs, now held stiffly underneath him. One hind leg lifted, just a few inches, hoping the changed position would loosen the tightness inside of him, to no avail. He couldn’t help the way that he went all tight and nervous when Princess Celestia was around, it was just what happened naturally!

    “I do not believe what I gave you was a recommendation.”
    >> Anonymous 11/05/10(Fri)01:31 No.21005154
    Crap, you had me going there. I thought Luna was going to be involved somehow.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/10(Fri)01:33 No.21005179
    We stayed naked through the next day and he tried fucking me in different
    positions. He said I was his girlfriend, but I felt more like a man with
    his big cock inside me. I asked who he experimented with and he said it was
    a guy in school, who was older but had a smaller cock. He taught billy to
    fuck and he fucked him a few times. He stopped because he found a guy in
    school his age to mess around with. I asked if he was looking for someone
    else too, and he said I was the guy he wanted to be with. I was relieved
    and told him I wanted him to fuck me as much as possible.

    After a few weeks of getting fucked at Billy's house, he told me his mom
    switched jobs and was home in the afternoons. I told him we could try it at
    my apartment, but my mom got home at 6, which wouldn't leave us much time
    after school. We met at my place a few times, but there wasn't a lot of
    room but it was the best we could do. One afternoon Billy couldn't come
    over, I was taking out the trash when I saw my downstairs neighbor. He
    started chatting and said it sounded like me and my friend were having a
    good time after school. I started to blush, and he said it was OK, and he
    had even jerked off listening to us. I looked at his hairy chest and the
    bulge in his pants, and he asked if I ever thought about trying it with an
    older guy. I said I never thought about it, and he said if I ever wanted to
    try, he'd love to mess around with me. He looked around and saw no one was
    in the trash room, and pulled down his sweat pants, revealing a very hairy
    big cock. I got hard instantly and felt his hand rubbing my small hard cock
    through my pants. He whispered in my ear that I could come to his place now
    if I wanted. I slid my hand in his pants and felt his big heavy balls. He
    smiled and I followed him up to his place.
    >> Nimble and Velvet Jimbo 11/05/10(Fri)01:33 No.21005182

    Keep reading.


    Velvet glanced up sharply when the princess spoke, her wings still tightly wound around her. Velvet’s face flushed hotly as he realized just where her feathers were reaching, brushing against her tail when they pushed too far, her trembling too weak to be terribly noticeable so far. It was almost impossible to imagine; the Princess, touching herself while he and Nimble fucked? “Princess Celestia, I – I don’t think it will work now. Perhaps – some other –“ He began weakly, knowing to deny her outright was folly. She was not evil, but she was still a Princess, and he was still one of many armored pegasi in her battalion. It would not be difficult to replace him, nor the soft Nimble beneath him. Was this not such a dire situation, he would be able to better appreciate the deathly-tight grip Nimble’s body had on his erection right now. It would have easily finished him off, had Nimble not been whimpering so piteously and the Princess staring at him as icily as she was.

    “I will not be denied, Velvet.” She spoke softly, her voice low and steely, but her next words were cut off by the door opening behind the pair of stallions.

    >> Anonymous 11/05/10(Fri)01:35 No.21005217

    It's her eyes.
    >> Nimble and Velvet Jimbo 11/05/10(Fri)01:35 No.21005224

    Three heads swiveled towards the doorway, freezing in place, as if hoping the darkened room would protect them from the next figure who entered.

    “Sister, the Summer Sun Festival can hardly begin without you, the little ponies are growing …” Luna came to a slow, uncertain halt as her eyes landed on the two interlocked stallions, their chests still heaving despite their stillness. Slowly, her eyes drifted over to her sister, her own feathers settling against her back as she noticed the damp primaries brushing lightly between her sister’s legs.

    “What is going on?” She whispered, her voice low and uncertain, darting from the stallions to her sister, even more deeply confused at how calm her sister seemed to be about this. “What is this?” She demanded, a little more harshly, one long, elegant leg striking the stone floor to emphasize her point.

    Princess Celestia watched her sister silently for a moment, then gave one nod with her horn, sending the door behind Luna closing. “I hardly imagine it can be much else, little sister.” She said blandly, as blandly as one could with one’s feathers brushing against one’s unmentionables. “You are welcome to join, Luna.” She inclined her head gracefully, indicating the spot next to her, her eyes returning to the stallions.
    >> ♥missy♥ 11/05/10(Fri)01:35 No.21005228
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    I was streaming earlier Were doing Darkwing Duck now
    >> Anonymous 11/05/10(Fri)01:35 No.21005234
    He started kissing me as he slid his hands under my shirt and caressed my
    breasts. He pulled up my shirt and sucked my nipples as I slid down his
    sweats and felt a very hairy crotch. His cock was as big as Billy's, and
    throbbing. I got on my knees and sucked his cock as my hands roamed his
    hairy crotch. He put me on his bed and spread my legs, licking my hole as
    he stroked my cock. He got between my legs and I felt his huge thick cock
    slide inside me. I moaned loudly as i felt his huge member slide over my
    prostate. I loved feeling his hairy body caress me as he slowly thrust his
    member in and out of me. He kept saying how hot I was and how much he loved
    being inside me. He tongue kissed me as he slid in and out of me. I was so
    excited, I shot my load without touching myself. He started grunting and I
    felt him exploding inside me. He lay on top of me until he went soft, then
    rolled over next to me on the bed, giving me the chance to feel and taste
    him all over. He asked what I liked best about sex with guys. I told him I
    loved feeling a big hairy cock inside me. He said he loved being inside me
    and would love to do it often. I told him it was fine with me.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/10(Fri)01:36 No.21005236
    You'll be missing out on Angel - Fluttershy's disembodied incarnation of anger - and on her blatant admission that she was doing a good deed for a friend simply to gain a material reward.

    Also: Disney princess humming and Benny Hill chase scene.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/10(Fri)01:36 No.21005243
    I started having Billy come over after school, and after he left, I went
    downstairs to my neighbor. My neighbor said he had a friend with a very big
    cock and if I wanted, he could come over and join us sometime. I agreed,
    and he called the guy. A few minutes later, he was at the door. When he
    walked in the room, I was surprised to see a slim smooth black man with a
    thick bush and long cock. He asked if I had ever been with a black man
    before, and I said no. He stood there for me, giving me a chance to feel
    and taste him. I really liked him and he spread my legs and spit on his
    cock, before sliding it deep inside me. I moaned and grunted as he thrust
    his massive cock in me over and over. He tongue kissed me and said he loved
    fucking chubby white guys. As he pounded me, I started to cum, but he kept
    on going. He thrust himself really hard in me and I felt his cum shooting
    against my insides. When he pulled out, my neighbor slid his cock inside
    me and fucked me hard. He said how hot it was watching his friend fuck me.
    It didn't take him long to cum. When I finally went home, I was sore.

    I started looking at every guy in the locker room as a potential sex
    partner. One afternoon I was so horny after gym, I asked Billy to fuck me
    in the woods on the way home from school. We found a secluded area and I
    leaned against a tree. Billy spit on his cock and held my hips as he fucked
    me. As usual, I had an incredible orgasm without touching myself. Billy
    thought it was hot to fuck outside. We went back to my place, and I sucked
    his cock and we fucked again.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/10(Fri)01:37 No.21005258
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    >> Anonymous 11/05/10(Fri)01:37 No.21005263
    When we were done, Billy lay on the bed spread eagle as I licked his hairy
    pits and worked my way down to his thick dark bush. It was hard to believe
    that this nerd with a big hairy cock made me melt inside and made me crave
    him so intensely. Billy said he thought it was hot when he fucked me in the
    woods because he saw a guy jerking off as he watched us in the bushes, and
    asked if I'd be willing to bring a third guy in with us. i asked if he had
    someone in mind,and he said he did. He said the guy was older than us and
    had a big hairy cock. He said they would take turns fucking me and getting
    sucked by me. I said I would like to do this, and he said we could do it
    over the weekend, and tell our moms we were going camping, but we would go
    to his apartment instead.
    >> Nimble and Velvet Jimbo 11/05/10(Fri)01:38 No.21005269

    “Join… you are watching them – mate!?” Luna gaped, blue eyes fluttering wide, looking over the two stallions more closely, making Nimble squirm and attempt to hide between Velvet’s legs. (This worked out as well as could be expected.) “You – it is forbidden!”

    “It is as forbidden as males mating – which is to say, it is not exactly codified. More of an ‘unwritten’ rule. I have not punished them, merely requested that I be allowed to watch as they finish.” Princess Celestia said smoothly, her eyes focusing on her little sister. Not so little, now; almost as tall as her, with a rebellious streak as wide as Equestria was long. “It pleases me. It will please you too, I am certain; they make the most delightful noises when they are fucking one another.”

    “You – No!” Luna spat, rearing onto her hind legs, bringing the front two down sharply, ears flat behind her crown. “I demand you stop this! Right now!”
    >> Anonymous 11/05/10(Fri)01:38 No.21005283
    Billy told me he was the first guy he had sex with. They met in a men's
    room and the guy sucked his cock, then took him to his house and taught him
    how to fuck. Friday afternoon, we packed after school and went to Brian's
    friend's house. We were greeted by a thin, hairy well toned man who
    introduced himself as Bruce. We went to his bedroom where Bruce slid his
    hands under my shirt and gently caressed my smooth breasts. I took off my
    shirt and he sucked my nipples which made my cock as hard as he was making
    my nipples. As he sucked my tits, he undid my pants and slid them off with
    my briefs, and played with my small cock and balls. While he did this,
    Billy undressed Bruce and started sucking his cock. It was long and thick
    and uncut. In a few minutes time, we were naked and rubbing ourselves
    against each other. Bruce had an earthy scent that excited me. I lay back
    and spread my legs as Bruce entered me for the first time. Billy squatted
    over my face and I sucked his balls and licked his ass as Bruce thrust his
    big cock in and out of me. Bruce sucked Billy's cock as I ate his hairy
    ass, while Bruce continued to plow my ass with his big thick cock. I felt
    myself starting to cum and I exploded on my stomach as Bruce unloaded his
    hot thick cum inside me. I shook with excitement, and then Billy got up and
    switched places with Bruce, and I felt Billy fucking me hard and fast while
    I sucked Bruce clean and he licked the cum off my stomach. A moment later,
    Billy shot his load inside me, mixing it with Bruce's cum. We lay in bed
    kissing, feeling and tasting each other, as the room smelled of sex.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/10(Fri)01:39 No.21005299
    Bruce was impressed that I was not sore after being fucked by both of them.
    He said if I was up for it, it would be hot for me to be fucked by both him
    and Billy at the same time. I thought it would be hot but it made me
    nervous. He got out some lube and lubed me well. Then he had Billy lie on
    his back and I sucked him until he was hard. I lowered myself onto Billy's
    cock and he had me lay on Billy's chest with his cock still inside of me.
    As I lay there, I felt Bruce sliding his fingers inside me between my ass
    and Billy's cock. He stretched it a bit, then I felt him pressing his thick
    well lubed cock against my ass, and felt it sliding in between Billy's cock
    and my ass. It hurt but he took it slowly. Billy moaned as he felt the
    underside of Bruce's cock rubbing against the underside of his cock as they
    were held tightly together by my ass. They slowly moved in and out together
    as my ass adjusted to their two big cocks inside me. I moaned loudly as
    their cocks pressed against my prostate. They hugged me tightly and kissed
    my neck. I shot my load on Billy and felt them squeeze me tightly as they
    shot their cum deep inside me together. When they pulled out of me, my ass
    had a gaping hole. Bruce got a cup and let their cum drain into it. We all
    drank it. I was sore all night, but the next day, we fucked all day. Bruce
    decided he liked my cum and sucked me as often as he could, and made sure he
    sucked me while Billy fucked me. I always cummed when I was fucked.

    Sunday night, I could barely walk. Billy asked if I liked it. I said I
    did, and would have sex with him and anyone he wanted to join us. Most of
    the guys Billy brought were nerds, and I enjoyed them inside me. The nerds
    kept me their secret. They fucked me often and didn't want to share me
    outside of their group. I was invited to their parties, and enjoyed them
    taking turns with me. I still get calls from some of them, and love getting
    off with them.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/10(Fri)01:40 No.21005315
    Huh, turns out I'm psychic.

    ...Wait, why the fuck am I reading this?!
    >> Nimble and Velvet Jimbo 11/05/10(Fri)01:40 No.21005322

    “Little sister, we are co-rulers. I’m certain this is a difficult concept for you to understand, but it means that you have no more power over me than I do you. I didn’t punish you when you threw that hissy-fit about the little ponies sleeping through your night, did I?” Celestia explained in her oh-so-patient voice, more than a little condescending, as her eyes drifted back to the interlocked pair. Velvet was trying to pull out of Nimble now, earning sharp, helpless squeaks from his partner as his hardness brushed between his legs. One long, stiff primary feather brushed between Celestia’s hind legs, eliciting a long shiver as it stroked her particularly exquisitely.

    Luna’s eyes burned brightly with anger, her tail lashing. “I hardly think one can equate – THIS with being upset about the little ponies!” She whinnied, rearing onto her hind legs, pawing the air. “Do not make me fight you, sister!”

    This garnered Celestia’s attention – and it took something mighty powerful to do that, especially when she was about to order the two to press back together. “Fight me? Please.”
    >> Anonymous 11/05/10(Fri)01:41 No.21005333
    Because you're a faggot weirdo who watches My Little Pony. Now shut up and enjoy what you want to enjoy.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/10(Fri)01:41 No.21005334
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    It's been autosaging, so my job is done for now.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/10(Fri)01:42 No.21005357
    Non-pony gay erotic fiction poster? We were in autosage LONG before you got here, son.
    >> Nimble and Velvet Jimbo 11/05/10(Fri)01:43 No.21005361

    “If you insist!” Luna whinnied as she charged her sister, armored hooves ringing against the floor as she lowered her horned head, charging into battle. Celestia side-stepped hastily, eyes widening angrily as her wings fanned her to safety a few feet away.

    “Bratling, do not tempt me. You would risk your crown over these two – chariot-pullers?”

    “I only risk my crown if I lose.” Luna spat, circling at the far side of the room, pawing the ground with one hoof as she galloped towards her sister once more. “And I will not lose!” She whinnied, leaping into the air as the two winged unicorns collided at last, bodies slamming into one another with a dull thud as their horns crashed together, ringing sibilantly through the air.

    Unicorn’s horns are not made of bone, although they may appear to be so at first glance. For does bone sing, when striking its match? The battle was almost beautiful, the two sisters seeming almost to dance through the room, their horns meeting in a spectacular, ringing noise, too high to be heard precisely but sharp enough to bring tears to the eyes of any witness.
    >> Nimble and Velvet Jimbo 11/05/10(Fri)01:44 No.21005391

    “Sister, you cannot – nngh! – win!” Celestia cried, her forelegs kicking out, driving her sister back just before she crashed into the elaborately carved table behind her. Swinging her head sharply, she slashed her horn across her body, missing her sister’s dark-colored skin by mere inches.

    “If I cannot win, then why are you trying so hard?” Luna mocked, dancing back on her hind legs, a powerful sweep of her wings guiding her out of her sister’s reached, her forelegs held up over her belly protectively. “You know you cannot hope to justify this. Even if you win this battle, you cannot undo what I have seen. What I have known, if I had opened my eyes to see it.” Luna cursed, ears flat and eyes narrowed in anger, galloping forward to leap into battle once more. She rammed into Celestia, their forelegs and horns locking, struggling for superiority, bodies trembling from the effort.

    “I will not have to justify it,” Celestia said softly, something unreadable shining in her eye as she kicked her sister back with a sudden show of force, “if there are no witnesses to incriminate me.” Luna landed hard against the stone-tiled floor, a sharp cry escaping her as her wing crumpled under her. Weakly, she tried to roll to her feet, her wing screaming in pain, but it was no use; even as she looked up, blue eyes wide, her sister had lowered her horn towards her.

    “Luna, Princess of Equestria, you have been found lacking of worth. I, Princess Cel- ugh!” She spat, suddenly pushed out of place, slender legs buckling under her.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/10(Fri)01:46 No.21005430
    okay so I'm *finally* getting around to watching ep3, and wow
    they're just all sort of
    mobbing her ._.
    I'm only up to Rarity and already this is getting hazardous
    >> Nimble and Velvet Jimbo 11/05/10(Fri)01:46 No.21005431

    “Release the princess!” Velvet whinnied as he kicked at Princess Celestia, knocking her off-balance.

    “Rebellious knave!” Princess Celestia roared, rearing onto her hind legs as she skittered to the side, defending herself with sharp little kicks. But the blue-on-white stallion had no desire to pursue her; instead, he stepped back, placing himself squarely between the light and dark princesses.

    “I will allow no harm to come to my Princess!” Velvet whinnied, wings beating the air furiously.

    “My life for my Princess!” Nimble agreed, his legs kicking at the air, trying to fend off any oncoming attacks.

    Princess Celestia’s eyes danced angrily over the pair, temporarily stunned by the sight of her two-previously subservient stallions now lowering their heads against her, their hilariously-flat foreheads no match for her long, elegant horn. “You idiots, I’M your Princess as well!” She finally spat, eyes narrowed, enraged, as they darted from the two stallions to her sister.

    Luna stood up shakily, her crumpled and useless wing now hanging limply at her side. She was silent for a moment, her eyes locked on her sister’s, before she spoke softly. “Have we come to such an impasse, sister? Can you no longer understand how the kingdom is to be run?”
    >> Nimble and Velvet Jimbo 11/05/10(Fri)01:47 No.21005457

    “How YOU think the kingdom should be run is hardly the same as how it is meant to be run.” Celestia hissed, embarrassed to realize that she was breathing a little hard, her magnificent mane out of place and ruffled from their fight. “I will not allow you to take over my kingdom and rule it in constant darkness.”

    Luna sighed softly, turning her long, elegant neck to regard her own crumpled wing, then the two brave stallions in front of her, defending her from her sister even when it would surely spell their own deaths. For what could any common pegasus hope for, when fighting a winged unicorn? “Oh, sister.” She breathed, her eyes slowly returning to hers, her blue eyes sad where they met Celestia’s hard, angry pair. “Have you fooled yourself so deeply that that is what you believe? I may be rash, but –”

    Princess Celestia’s eyes remained narrowed, and pawed one hoof against the ground, the sound hollow in the suddenly empty room. “That may be what you deny wanting, but I know you too well to expect you to admit it.”

    Luna sighed softly, and slowly hung her head, her horn dipping to where it was equal with her chest, resigned. The two stallions looked back at their princess, matching sets of eyes dark with distress. “And I know you too well to expect you to give up, sister.”
    >> Nimble and Velvet Jimbo 11/05/10(Fri)01:49 No.21005475

    Princess Celestia eyed her sister silently, her wings folding close to her body, a light-colored imitation of her own sister’s broken and limp pair. Softly, she began to speak, her eyes half-lidding as her chanting melted into a more sing-song tone. “Equus, euuisti, revocans ad lunus…”

    Luna glanced down to the two pegasi stallions in front of her, her eyes dark. “You do not have to do this. There is a window – it would be easy to escape, to flee to some far-off countryside. You will have enough time while she is finishing the incantation.”

    “We will not leave you, Princess.” Nimble whispered, but even as he spoke, he pressed tight against Velvet’s side, trying to hide his trembling in his partner’s soft, downy fur.

    “We are your guardians, for as long as you need us.” Velvet agreed, his voice soft as he folded one wing over his partner’s back, gathering him as closely as he could as he trembled. He would never speak the words out loud, refusing to embarrass Nimble in his last moments on Equestria, but how he longed to whisper his soothing words to his mate. It will be all right, little one. I will protect you, always.

    Luna smiled gently, and moved a little closer, her good wing spreading to cover the pair, gathering them against her own, dark-skinned side as her sister’s chanting began to grow in volume and urgency.

    Princess Celestia took a deep breath, finishing the final line of the spell in a powerful, sharp whinny, rising onto her back legs to paw at the air. She almost didn’t think it would work; the ancient magic was so untested, so unknown. Who was to even know if it would work? But as her eyes opened, she sighted the dim lights that circled the trio, now huddled against her sister’s hunched wing. They had been faint in the beginning, but now they blazed brightly, a myriad of colors surrounding her accursed sister and regicidal assistants.
    >> Nimble and Velvet Jimbo 11/05/10(Fri)01:50 No.21005487

    But as she was about to speak the last word, Luna broke in sharply, her crumpled form straightening abruptly as her chest thrust out, noble in her broken state. “The rainbow of darkness that darkness sends - now begin the night that never ends!” She whinnied, her one wing extending to touch the lighted circle. A sharp cry escaped her, but just when Princess Celestia was beginning to think her spell had worked and her sister would be destroyed, the colors of the circle shifted, slightly. The blue became too dark, the red darkened to umber, the color of rusted blood. Something … WRONG was happening to the rainbow.

    “No!” Celestia shrieked, wings opening wide, as if trying to fan off the ‘bad’ colors from her spell. “I will not allow it!” She whinnied, kicking at the air as the circle became bright, too bright. She could hear her sister’s horn singing through the blinding light, though no horn was lain against it, the sound so hauntingly beautiful that she could not stop the tears from streaming down her cheeks. “No!” She howled, her words lost to the sudden roar that filled the room, erasing all.
    >> Nimble and Velvet Jimbo 11/05/10(Fri)01:51 No.21005503

    “And they say that on the longest day of the thousandth year, the stars will aid in her escape.”

    “That’s just an old pony’s tale, Twilight Sparkle!” Spike chirped brightly from where he bent over the pile of books that the unicorn had just upturned. As he worked to straighten them, he called over his shoulder to her, not terribly concerned by whatever it was that so concerned her. “Princess Celestia said that you didn’t have to worry about it, remember? The Mare in the Moon’s just an old story.”

    “I know.” Twilight Sparkle murmured to herself, her eyes traveling to the window, gazing up into the night sky. It seemed that her eyes were drawn there, more often than not, lately. “I just can’t shake this feeling. Something MUST be going on, something Princess Celestia doesn’t even know about.” She whispered, eyes wide as they drank in the night sky, especially the moon and the bright stars surrounding it. “I just wish I knew what it was.”
    >> Nimble and Velvet Jimbo 11/05/10(Fri)01:52 No.21005517

    “Velvet, would you mind opening that windowshade for me?”

    Velvet glanced up from where he’d been dusting the books, nodding meekly as he trotted over to the window, pulling the curtains wide for the Princess Celestia. He glanced back to his mistress where she lay on the sofa, her long legs stretched out before her. “Is that wide enough, Your Majesty?”

    “Yes, quite. Thank you.” Princess Celestia sighed softly, turning her long, elegant face towards the window, eyes half-lidded in pleasure. “Do you think the little ponies missed my sister, Nimble?”

    “No, milady. Not as much as they could have.” Nimble murmured demurely from where he pushed a tray of rainbowberry tarts towards his pale princess. “I believe that there had been some – ah, unrest, after word got out that she was displeased about their nighttime activities. They believe that they are now safer, with her safely locked away in the moon.”

    “Well, who could blame her?” Princess Celestia said a little huffily, taking one rainbowberry tart in her hoof, waving it for dramatic effect as she spoke. “I mean, they all prance and sing during the daytime, but not one pony chooses to enjoy the night – and when they are made to, they complain and …” And here she paused, looking over her two stalservants.

    The two eyed her silently for a moment, looking a little uncomfortable, before Princess Celestia spoke again, this time in a mockery of her own voice. “Oooh, I mean -- I hate the nighttime, yucky-ucky!” She grinned to the pair, and the three shared a loud, long laugh.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/10(Fri)01:53 No.21005535
    pinkie pie why did you say you already had an invitation
    augh this is just going to get worse isn't it ;_;
    >> Anonymous 11/05/10(Fri)01:55 No.21005556
    If I may offer a little constructive criticism, it felt a little odd transitioning from gay pony sex into Nightmare Moon's origin story. Probably would have been better off sticking to a single theme.
    >> !bgREVLN8FU 11/05/10(Fri)01:55 No.21005565

    ...Prologue story? All I read was the last few sections. I'm too lazy to read the beginning. You're a good writer, though. Better than the gay erotic fiction writer, at least.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/10(Fri)01:57 No.21005583
    Speaking of which, who wants Belt and Bridle's story again?
    >> Nimble and Velvet Jimbo 11/05/10(Fri)01:59 No.21005616
    Oh yeah, you have no idea how awkward it is trying to interject my theories in non-porn discussions. "I think NMM is actually the good guy because she ... doesn't... support gay voyeurism?" My original prompt was something like "Celestia sees the male slaves getting it on and masturbates," but then I wondered, how would Luna let her get away with something like that? And, well. There it is.

    Thanks! Yeah, I'm thinking prologue, since we never really get any clarification on what it means when they say "the stars themselves aided in her escape." NMM is never shown with any servants/helpers, so I thought I'd give her a couple fabulous ones.
    >> Jimbo 11/05/10(Fri)02:01 No.21005645

    >> Anonymous 11/05/10(Fri)02:02 No.21005669
    Patience. Heads bowed, the pegasi doffed their armor and helmets, relinquishing their boots and followed Steelbit to their cell. The door shut, and for the first time in sixteen hours, Belt and Bridle were alone.

    With a patience born of experience, the pair listened quietly, until the padding of hooves faded to nothing. Then, and only then, did Belt give in to the urge to sigh and nuzzle his compatriot.
    "Steelbit's gone, then?"
    "Aye. We can speak, at least until morning."
    At this, Bridle nickered, running his muzzle down Belt's neck, stepping forward and rubbing his chest against his partner's. Both were muscular, as fate-and the taste of the Princess-dictated. Time spent in harness had bound them together as indelibly as their namesakes, given time to stay together, speaking-insofar as they were allowed-only briefly to others. Circumstances had forged friendship, proximity had tempered lust, and time, honed love.

    The cell was pleasant, as prisons went. The stone was smooth and clean, the straw fresh every day, every day of good behavior rewarded with an apple-inevitably shared. After their repast, however...
    >> Anonymous 11/05/10(Fri)02:02 No.21005676
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    This is the shittiest MLP thread ever
    >> Anonymous 11/05/10(Fri)02:02 No.21005682
    Belt whickered as Bridle took his member into his mouth.

    The first time had been nigh-coincidence. A day off, a morning wakening stiff from hazy, half-remembered dreams...and what came naturally, came naturally. They'd switched, sampled, tried each other every way that presented itself, and finally settled into routine-pleasant, predictable, a solid fact in unpredictable lives.

    As Bridle's tongue caressed him, Belt resisted the urge to thrust, groaning lowly as Bridle slowly took him in. Gentle teeth just barely marked his shaft, and Belt snorted, panting slowly.

    "A-alright, Bridle. I'm ready."

    Bridle drew back, licking the tip of Belt's length, and smiled. "So am I."

    Belt's heart quickened as Bridle turned and knelt, tail lifting. Even after the thousands of times they'd pleasured each other, taken and given willingly, the sight of his partner's upraised tail could still make him lust. Heart beating faster by the second, he stepped forward, settling his forehooves around Bridle's haunches and settled his member, before giving a single, slow thrust.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/10(Fri)02:05 No.21005718
    Bridle took a slow breath, inching back against his lover, wiggling his rump back bit by bit. Each thrust was met in turn, sinking deeper...until hips pressed, and Bridle arched, pressing back and panting.

    From there, it only became easier. With each thrust, Bridle relaxed; as both fell into the rhythm, the rhythm became all. Chests rose and fell as one, hearts beat faster in time, and the two lovers rapidly approached release. White hips met white rump; blue tails twitched, eyes tightly closed to stave off that final moment.

    Lust, however, would not be denied. With each thrust, each rub against the sweet-spot, Belt and Bridle approached, breathing faster, thrusting faster, beating faster.

    And at just the right moment, Bridle arched back his head, opening his eyes and brushing Belt's sides with his wings.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/10(Fri)02:06 No.21005736
    Attention caught, Belt looked down into the eyes of his lover, and the moment claimed them.

    With a single groan, a single convulsive move, Belt buried himself, member jerking. Heat flooded Bridle's rear, slicking back and spilling across his loins even as his own member jerked and spent, hot white cum spurting against his upper belly, mouth half open, panting.

    From there, the formula remained the same-lick each other clean, rub down with straw, bury the evidence, and bed down, kneeling head-to-head.
    Belt nibbled Bridle's forehead.
    "You clever boy. That was-wonderful. Where did you get the idea?"
    Bridle nuzzled back. "Simple. We spend the entire day looking at each other...except the one time it matters most. I couldn't hurt, right?"
    His lover smiled.
    "Not at all. I'll have to try it tomorrow, when you top."
    >> Anonymous 11/05/10(Fri)02:07 No.21005744

    Eight floors away, a stately form reclined, legs spread, coat damp, magnificient tail matted with her release. Princess Celestia smiled indulgently upon the crystal ball that regaled her with the tales of lust hidden all around her, licking a sticky hoof. Really, if they'd known...but they didn't, and that was what made it truly worthwhile-actors simply wouldn't do.
    With a languid wave of that selfsame hoof and a smile, the crystal ball, sweat, and all other signs of her self-pleasure save a pleasant, fading memory vanished, and the Princess curled, drifting off.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/10(Fri)02:13 No.21005849
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    >The 5 stages of Brony-hood:
    >Denial - "I can't believe /co/ is into this bullshit"
    >Barganing - "Fine I'll give it a try, but I am NOT going to be kind with my critique."
    >Depression - "Oh god it's actually not bad. WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME."
    >Acceptance - "Fluttershy is mai waifu :3 :3 :3"

    nobody mentioned suffering through gay slashfics as a requirement. /co/, I'm disappoint.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/10(Fri)02:17 No.21005895
    Hey, brony-hood is about love, acceptance, and tolerance. If you don't like what your fellow bronies like, you're free to ignore it. We won't think less of you, but don't harsh any other pony's mellow.

    That doesn't sparkle with us.
    >> !bgREVLN8FU 11/05/10(Fri)02:18 No.21005911
    Not our fault. Think of it as the weird guys at the afterparty.

    "Hey, there, welcome to the MLP fanbase! Here's your complimentary set of image macros. Pizza's on the table to the left, drinks are on the table to the right, meetings are every Thurday and Friday, and try not to talk to the guys in the corner over there. Seriously, they're nuts. But we can't kick them out because of our Code of Harmony."
    >> Anonymous 11/05/10(Fri)02:23 No.21005991
    just finished ep3
    spike *is* confirmed for /co/
    well, setting aside for the moment the whole erotic fanworks bent (is it just me or was it a lot more prevalent this thread than it normally is)
    but yeah
    >> Anonymous 11/05/10(Fri)02:26 No.21006047
    Oh yeah, this thread has been a bit of an oddity. I'd chalk it up to this being damn near the longest we have to go without a new episode. Running out of macros to post and things to talk about, you know.

    12 more hours until a return to normalcy.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/10(Fri)02:27 No.21006061
    We had to wait two weeks for episode 2...
    >> Anonymous 11/05/10(Fri)02:28 No.21006069
    Actually, only Jimbo and my stories actually have anything to do with MLP. The other guy's just a faggot.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/10(Fri)02:28 No.21006082
    Well back then we had the whole Nightmare Moon thing to work out. Also all the pony shipping and BatPinkie.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/10(Fri)02:35 No.21006196
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    Friends of /co/, /co/mrades all, fuck you. I cannot believe I'm enjoying this show. And I cannot believe that you used your black magics to sucker me into it with it's quirky humor, skilled writing and voice acting that does not in the slightest grate on the nerves.

    Confound you, friends! Why am I enjoying myself?
    >> TX2 11/05/10(Fri)02:35 No.21006205
    Bat Pinkie didn't come into the picture until just before episode 3
    >> Anonymous 11/05/10(Fri)02:36 No.21006216
    There was also the OP image and Pinkie's Strap-On Song
    >> Anonymous 11/05/10(Fri)02:37 No.21006225
    Ah. Maybe it's just that our random walk of conversation took a different turn this week, as compared to last week's discussion of dark and hidden depths behind the characters' cheerful exteriors
    >> Anonymous 11/05/10(Fri)02:37 No.21006226
    It sucked all of us in, my friend.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/10(Fri)02:39 No.21006265
    Embrace the pony, anon. For it is cuddly and made of magic.
    >> TX2 11/05/10(Fri)02:40 No.21006283
    I'll admit. I've been so far behind on everything not My little pony related, that I have cut back on these threads quite a bit.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/10(Fri)02:41 No.21006313
    Welcome to stage 4. Stage 5's just the next ep. away. It's a much better place to be.

    Also, gabba gabba we accept you we accept you one of us, etc.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/10(Fri)02:45 No.21006368
    is there a screen cap of this thread for the wall yet, or are we not adding it due to the... nature of the thread?
    >> Anonymous 11/05/10(Fri)02:48 No.21006408
    Eh... you can count it. It's 300+ posts and you only need to see the text on the OP.
    >> Anonymous 11/05/10(Fri)02:59 No.21006537
    Alright, this thread's run its course. Time for a new one.


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