Oh look, they're making Candy Apples.

sure go ahead

YOU.

THANK YOU.

Last week's episode was up during the original discussion thread

reposting due to awesome
will this guy do any more streams?

>>20999597

>>20999536
OP, continue.

I will most definitely be the first to say that for the popularity of the series on /co/, the amount of actual fanart provided by artists is incredibly low. The amount of porn of the new series is depressingly small.

>related videos
>MLP Kesha AMV
>my face

OP here. I'm taking Drawfag requests.

So far people have only asked for crossovers with obscure comic characters I don't know, though.

>>20999597

I missed an MLP stream??

Quick, somebody start a new one!

>>20999672
GOD DAMMIT /co/!
You already got me into this girlie cartoon, you're NOT turning me into a furry!

>>20999672
Thank you. But, I do draw them for lols, not for fapping. If you're going to fap to it... please don't let me know.

>>20999702
You missed a Diehard stream.

I don't think people can just start them whenever they like. Especially if he's not around.

>>20999767
Is he /co/'s official streamfag or something?

This was the first one I did. There will be a third.

You'll never guess who Big McIntosh is paired up with in the next one.

Free Drawfag request to anyone who gets it right

>>20999811
He's a layout artist who works on the show.

Though he's trying to get into storyboarding.

>>20999811
Layout artist who actually works on the show and found us.

>>20999812
Is it Dash?

>>20999641
>>20999536
dat ass

>>20999812
Celestia?

>>20999812
The tiny loli pony from the first episode who had the cake on her saddle.

>>20999829
>>20999833

Shit! I heard about this elusive artist! Well, now I know. I'll just wait for him to show up again then.

>>20999812
oh please say it's derp pony

>>20999812
Sweet little Fluttershy from behind.

>>20999536

>>20999895
>>20999885
>>20999859
>>20999856
>>20999847
nope.avi

>>20999905
>has not noticed the new board name

/co/ - Where Comics and Cartoons Collide

Read it. Live it. Love it.

>>20999905
It IS rather hard to defend a pony thread that has porn as it's opening image.

>>20999919
Twilight Sparkle. And it's a surprise.

>>20999812
NightMare Moon/Princess Luna?

>>20999905
We're not trying to ruin your threads full of muscular men in spandex, so please don't ruin ours.

yey ponies :3

Could it be, is this the best series of the new century?

this show is gay

>>21000001
fail

>>20999942

>>20999970
>>20999964
Not them.
Okay, I'll give you a clue.
There were three of them, but only one is going to be lucky enough to get sweet McIntosh love.

>>20999812
One of the merponies.

SHOO DEE SHOO.

>>21000061
SHOO BE DOO failure.

>>21000044
The shadow ponies who tempted Rainbow Dash

>>21000091
KA-CHING.

Only one of them, though.

A male one.

>>21000113

>>21000044
Wait, weren't they boys? Ewww.... Still continue, and by continue, I mean continue past that third picture and go directly towards him having sex with all the females of Ponyville.

>>21000113
I'd hit it.

>>21000213
I can't bring myself to draw Rainbow Dash having sex with a guy. I just can't.

Rarity and Pinkie Pie were easy because they're whores, but the others...

>>21000113
Yay, I win a request!

Let's see, I'd like....Pinkie Pie with a strapon, giving it to Fluttershy while singing a song about how great strapons are. Fluttershy is blushing over how great a time she's having.

From the same artist who brought us the lolwut pear.

>>21000293

>>21000244
What about Nightmar Moon and his cousins?

>>21000293
i'd really like to make a music video featuring clips of the show set to the BeeGee's "Stayin Alive". that .gif always makes me think of it.

"ha, ha ha, stayin aliiiiiiiive..."

>>21000293
...Um, can you provide lyrics for the strapon song?

>>21000390
Bump for strapon song lyrics.

>>21000390
You could always do a parody of her fear song.

"When I was a little filly..." I don't know. Something about her dad molesting her?

>>21000682
I draw the pictures. I can't write no lyrics to no song.

Though I do like the idea.

Look, I don't care what you like. If you like My Little Pony, that's fine, I can ignore that, but goddamn, don't start littering this board with images like...

That. Seriously, that's just wrong in every way, and you are wrong if you think it is ok. Just... God... No.

>>21000682

/v/ gets TWO ponies.

You jelly, /co/?

>>21000682
"When I was a little filly, my dad would always talk about big willies. Something that used to hurt, but with pleasure that ended with a splurt-"

God I don't know.

>>21000740
Oh god that imagery is just awful. D=

>>21000718
Didn't see you offering to help.

This is why cartoons needs a separate board.

God damn it, you guys

>>21000788
No way. Splitting up cartoons and comics is like splitting up Courtney Love and Kurt Cobain's money.

>>21000711
yeah, as a pretty regular contributor to these threads I'd like to request that that kind of art be kept out of the OPs, if only to save some measure of face with the board population at large
because, I mean, wow

/co/lossal faggots.

I don't get it? Are these threads a guilty pleasure? An attempt at irony?

>>21000874
These threads are quality entertainment. Nothing more or less.

>>21000711
Hey, you should cry about it some more, and then use your tears as lube while you masturbate to all the rest of the cartoon porn on this board.

>>20999536
See, Big McIntosh usually doesn't have to work hard at all during sex.

However, Pinkie Pie is so easily distracted that she probably starts using a GameBoy halfway through sex.

That's why she's the only one who forces Big McIntosh to work really hard in bed.

Help me /co/ what's the best way to get all the needed friendship sparkles!?

>>21000905
Shut up you huge faggot

>>21000874
they are sincere
it is a cartoon made by some of the better people in the industry, and thus despite being what amounts to the childhood equivalent of an infomercial, it ends up being actually decent
the characterization in particular is fleshed out enough to be believable and charming, and the setting has enough unanswered questions that theorycraft has plenty of room to grow
also it is cute

>>21000939
>>21000939

Apples, apples, apples.

If I ever see another fucking apple...

>>21000874
Gah, yeah, I know. Plus... I FUCKING LOVE PONIES.

>>21000156
So, who should Nightmare Moon be? Jenova or Sephiroth?

Well, since this appears to be posted so often every day, I might as well find out why people like it so much, though I don't see how anyone with half a brain could possibly find My Little Pony to be appealing.

I found some episodes on /rs/, but they are in .mkv and .flv format, which my computer seems to hate, for some reason, and also, they are too heavy for my shitty 100kb/s, so I'd appreciate it if you could provide the episodes in .mp4 or .avi.

Youtube doesn't works wither, unless the quality of the video is anywhere near to decent, which I doubt.

>>21000156
Do we Get a Kefka Pony?

>>21001123
Try the official streams.
http://www.hubworld.com/my-little-pony/shows/friendship-is-magic/videos/mlp-friendship-is-magic-part
-1
http://www.hubworld.com/my-little-pony/shows/friendship-is-magic/videos/mlp-friendship-is-magic-part
-2

>>21001123
Fluid animation
Feels like Powerpuff Girls and Fosters
Cute character designs
Strategic ass-shots and bedroom eyes
Innuendo
Bedroom eyes
Ass-shots
Big Gay Dragon

>>21001153
You can make a pony.

>>21001194
And a homo template for you fags.

>>21001170
>Strategic ass-shots and bedroom eyes
>Innuendo
>Bedroom eyes
>Ass-shots

You're one step away from the furries, Anon.

>>21001162

I get a black screen with these.

GENTLEMEN, BEHOLD

THE DERP RIDERRRRR

>>21001123

The youtube quality is decent.

Episode 1:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tjl8XulH51E&fmt=35
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkeLzQv7Mn4&fmt=35

Episode 2:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEp7qudNVfo&fmt=35
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJ-1QaqjwpQ&fmt=35

Episode 3:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfNH4XTKM2I&fmt=35
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmOt15wxv84&fmt=35

>>21001237
>Endpiece giving advice on avoiding perversion
C'mon Endpiece, we all know you have talent. How about contributing to the dark side of this thread?

>>21001237
The asses on these ponies are making me a furfag

What's goin' no in dis fred?

>My face when the inevitable "coming of age" episode for Spike

And he'll gain abilities during the episode, like being able to use his wings and normal fire breath rather than just fucking mailman breath.

I normally ignore these threads, as anyone who doesn't like the show should.
Except for one I saw with the link to the flash game... I played that.

HOWEVER opening it with porn has made me post.
Why the hell would you do that?

>>21001380

didn't Megatron steal there water last night?

>>21001543
>When Ponyville is attacked by the dragons, spike must choose between helping hos friends or his own race. Through the whole ordeal spike learns of his true powers and discovers that friendship truly is MAGIC.

>>21001565
That was a lapse, apparently. Other people already called OP on it, if you check on top of the thread.

So Spike is going to be unfathomably gay. If he was cool he'd slaughter like mad and enslave a few for pony whores.

How many hours until the next ep airs?

>>21001651
16.5

>>21001651
Some 13 hours I guess.

>>21001651

Little over 15.

>>21001683
Oops, Math FAIL.

I'm gonna blame timezones on this one or whatever.

Kindly drawpony

You owe it to the integrity of these threads to bring this cap to life

Preferably with Rarity as Xerxes and Rainbow Dash as Leonidas WE WILL EAT CANDY IN THE SHADE

Any drawfags wanna try to draw a Tupac pony?

>>21001626
When I first read this, the typo made me read it as "Spike must choose between helping his hoes or his own race".

>>21001738

>Preferably with Rarity as Xerxes and Rainbow Dash as Leonidas

And Dash should be grasping Applejack in one arm as Queen Gorgo

"Only Spartan ponies give birth to real foals"

>>21000390
Requestfag here. Had to go somewhere for an hour.

Lyrics, eh? Be careful what you wish for.

Pinkies Strapon Song (1/2)

Some ponies like apples
some like tasty hay
some ponies like pussy
cause they're raging gay

Some ponies like carrots
some like sugar cubes
some ponies like dildos
with plenty of lube

But me I like friends
and I like to have fun
and I like to take somebody home
when we're done

Whatever gets them off
I'll gladly provide
though I don't have a dick
for those who like something inside...

I've

got

a

pink strapon
a hot pink strapon

It never disappoints

I've got a hot pink strapon
a hot pink strapon

So loosen up your joints!

I've got so many friends
who all like to be pleased
and my pretty pink pal
leaves them weak in the knees

>>20999536
>>20999812

So THAT'S why he's called Red Delicious.

>>21001769
But isn't that exactly how Spike rolled in all of the series? Dragons joined the enemies and darkness and Spike stayed with the ponies.

>>21001817
Carlos.
That's not Red Delicious

>>21001813
(2/2)

So I show them my friendship
and show them my love

With a giggle a laugh
and a mighty big shove!

Thanks to my

Pink strapon
my hot pink strapon

My favorite party trick

My pink strapon
my hot pink strapon

My plastic pony dick!

So Dash to my place and don't be Fluttershy
it's a true Rarity and that isn't a lie

From dawn until Twilight
fun's one thing we won't lack

If you think that you're ready
you don't know (apple) Jack!

My pink strapon

my hot pink strapon

A pony girl's best friend

With my pink strapon

my hot pink strapon

The party!

Nev-er!

Eeeeeeeeends!

(giggle)

>>21001817
CARLOS!

>>21001817
That's NOT Red Delecious

>>21001817
Wrong pony, Carlos.

How is Cleestia going to troll everyone in the next episode?

Provoking the dragons to attack?

>>21001867
What I want to know is, what is her true form? Or at least, what is her powerless form, since she can vampire peoples powers at will.

>>21001817

Details.

Plus, Big Macintosh was too obvious, but again, it's just me or the male ponies are named like the stallions you see in porn movies?
Big Macintosh, Red Delicious, Golden Delicious if you like water sports, etc.

>>21001887
That IS her true form.
Remember, Lucifer was the most beautiful of all the angels.

>>21001813
>>21001837
Awesome, bro. Just awesome.

http://www.fancast.com/tv/My-Little-Pony-Friendship-is-Magic/141197/episodes

New episode titles.

>>21001887
>>21001887
FOAL
METAL
ALCHEMIST

>>21001211
>>21001194
Here's a better one: http://www.deviantart.com/download/185037625/mlp_fim_pony_base_by_sakuyamon-d325zy1.psd

>>21001837
>>21001813
Bravo.

>>21001813
>>21001837

>>21001813
>>21001837

>>21001998

I hate you SO MUCH,

>>21001813
>>21001837
just wow

kill yourself

>>21002233
This post made the whole effort of writing that thing worthwhile.

>>21001977
>Dragonshy

>A sleeping dragon must move out of town.

This should be good, especially since it sounds like Fluttershy will be a big focus here.

>>21001837
>>21001813
I would sell my soul to hear pinkies voice actor sing this.

>>21001837
>>21001813
Are you a god?

>>21002190
I aim to enrage

>>21002269
Really? Someone telling you that you should die is what made writing that worth it and not the people who actually enjoyed it?

>>21001813
>>21001837

Read it all in Pinkie's voice.

I hate you for being good at this.

Also, this whole thread seems particularly awkward, even for a pony thread.

>>21002269

>>21001738

>Leonidas Dash

Stupid, but what the hell

over 900 hours in ms paint etc..

>>21002376
It's because of OP's image.
Ruined right off the bat.

>>21001813
>>21001837

>>21002410
Could have at least put a spoiler on it. Or would that make it worse?

>>21002385

>rainbow beard

DO WANT

>>21002385

Would look better without that retarded trickle of yellow between the orange

>>21001813
>>21001837
Posted on plus4chan, that shit deserves to be there.

>>21002358
You know what? You're right. I'm glad so many people enjoyed it. Haters are just the icing.

In all honesty I thought people would just ignore it.

>>21002607
you made a song about ponies and dildos. If you are proud of yourself in anyway, there is no hope for you

I wouldn't call it just hating. It's more pity I think

The sad thing for me, is... I want Rainbow Dash to be my waifu, but... I know she's gay.

feelsbadman

>>21002607

Someone should make an AMV out of that song.
It would be the first decent AMV on youtube's existence.

>>21002662
Welcome to fucking 4chan, there's no hope here.

>>21002662
Still going to be 300+ posts. Jelly, Brah?

Basically, the /co/ My Little Pony threads make up a large portion of the adult fandom because if we were on any forums where we have to use pseudo-names and log-ins, we would be laughed off the boards.

>>21000113

YES

>>21002662

>>21002537

Fix'd version

What the fuck is with OP's pic.

Why do I have to see a Pony being fucked on the front page at all times, where is the spoiler.

Seriously, WHY.jpg, go make a NSFW thread at /pco/ on +4chan and masturbate to colourful ponies there or something

>>21001813
>>21001837

I dont know why everyone is making such a big fuss of this song

The rhythm is completely fucked.. it sounds retarded if you try and sing it

>>21002838
It's not NSFW. There are no visible genitalia. There's a 4chan extension for Firefox that you can you to hide threads you don't like.

Deal.
With.
It.

>go to the store
>aisle lists "canned veg"
>read "candy vag"

I hate you all.

>>21000937
>probably starts using a GameBoy halfway through sex

So true. So hot.

>>21002841
The dude didn't mean to make a new thread. People started posting in it anyway.

>>21002841
Can you really make that judgment when we have no music to accompany it?

>>21002885
I need a version of this pic that say "IS PINKIE PIE GONNA HAVE TA CHOKE A BITCH?!"

>>21002890
Two cartoon ponies, safe for work even if they're fucking, because no genitals are showing? I don't think that'd be work safe.

>>21002891
The ponies are starting to implant themselves. No use trying to fight it, resistance is futile.

>>21002928
Just say Pinkie fell down and Mac is being a gentleman and kneeling down to help her up.

While grabbing her hair.

>>21002922
Yes. The pentameter is fucked. The music necessary to fit it would have to be arhythmic in numerous parts.

>>21001813
>>21001837

>mfw

>>21002963
To be fair, a song with rhythmic flaws but lots of enthusiasm seems like the sort of thing Pinkie would come up with.

Wheres all the bronies?

>>21002702

well, to be fair, good AMVs actually exist, it's just they are under mountains of terrible AMVs

This one is about a magic girl series where they ballet dance instead of fighting. In some ways Princess Tutu shares Friendship is Magic's sense of emasculating you for watching it but is much better then expected, only I doubt MLP will end with them defying their fates in the roles set for them and going against the very story itself.

Eye made you a pony, /co/
Eye hope you like it, eye worked really hard on it and eye'm really happy with how it turned out!

>>21003124
there was one really sick DBZ amv I can't remember the name of, too.

like, really sick. not the thing you'd expect from an AMV at all.

>>21003096
True. She completely derails the rhythm of her own song in the second episode.

>>21003096
Fair enough. Though it still seems like the only music it would fit to would be metal machine music. I guess if you took some of that and made it sound peppy instead of like grinding mechanical noises and high pitch stringing, I guess that'd work.

This thread doesnt deserve to be on the wall of friendship...

i love you guys' enthusiasm, I do,
but most of these are really unfunny.

>>21003120
Bonies be here, brah. Something you want to talk about? Having trouble getting friendship sparkles?

>>21003140
MY GOD
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

>>21003120
Dunno. Here.

>>20999536
>opens picture
goddamn it /co/
>see pinkie pie smacking her hoof in pleasure
goddamn it /co/... fap fap fap

>>21003180

I seen worse discussions that were later included into the wall. How about the time everyone discussed what each ponies tragic past was? Most of them included abuse or rape.

This is /co/, you guys make anything creepy.

>>21003262
FUCK YOU NOW IT'S IN MY HEAD!

>>21003272

I'm not usually one to get into the porns (unless it's gay porns, ohohoho), but I can't imagine that sex with Pinkie would be anything less of trying to hit a moving target. Hell, she bounces everywhere, and that's just when she's walking around.

>>21003300
Creepy and/or awesome.

And/or sexy.

Because that's how we roll.

>>21003300

That's an old version of the wall

We're onto the 4th row now

>>21002891
Did you start laughing by yourself?

>>21003152
Was it this one?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I95K-R0PLt4

i don´t think males are like slaves but almost, look there are some in the solsticie celebration or whatever it is, but again surely they are the trophy husbands of some ponies.

>>21003403

more.

>>21002385
Don't you mean...Leonidash?

>>21003398

I think the only DBZ music videos I can stand these days are the ones which show the many, many times characters like Tien sacrifice themselves losing so the heroes can get their chance to win/arrive/escape.

>>21003403
>>21003431
That carmel one sure gets reused a lot in those crowd shots, huh?

>>21003482

ohohoho, would that mean we need Rarixes?

REMEMBER ME, PINKIE?

WHEN I KILLED YOUR PARENTS?

I TALKED...

>>21003403

It's a female dominant society, they don't treat the men badly so much as the women naturally are the ones who run things.

Given the target audience and how MLP generally roles, we should be thankful men are there at all.

Trophy husband? Doesn't sound so bad...chosen for breeding rights. Like how it is IRL now a days.

>>21003577
Just.

Like.

This.

>>21003300
>>21003300
Pinkie Pie... well we already know.

Apple Jack- daddies favorite little girl.

Rarity- First unicorn in her family and abandoned by her Xenophobic parents

RainbowDash- Has met with and auditioned for the Wonderbolts many times before, but always been disrespected and laughed off by them. She acts like she still hasn't met the Wonderbolts because lying to herself about it is the only way she can keep going.

Fluttershy- Raised by Rabbits. Reintroducing her to her natural habitat has been an ongoing project for them for the last 10 years.

>>21003652

fuck you mate.

>>21003635

>>21000732
>neckbeard pony
YES
FUCK YES

>>21003398
nah, I found it.

prepare your anus

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkSra98BLKc

Rarity was strolling through central ponyville, carrying a basket full of the latest, most bodacious dresses preorderd all the way from New Ponyton. Now she could sample the latest fashions and craft herself a darling new ensemble for the Gala. Suddenly, a large, red shape blocked her path abruptly, sending her catupulting to the ground, her beautiful dresses scattering in the mud.
"Oh I'm so sorry." said Big Macintosh, hastily trying to gather up the now soiled dresses, but his efforts only tore and further ruined Rarity's delectable selections.
"THAT'S ENOUGH!" she cried out, bearing a hoof at Big Macintosh, and with a scream of rage she lashed out at him, striking him on the muzzle and startling him.
"Youh have no honour," Big Mac growled, "You fight like a woman."
Rarity suddenly produced a large strap-on, which she attached to herself, "Now show me your honour, my honour demands it."
Big Mac smiled and extended his giant ponydick, but Rarity shook her head. "No, your other honour."
Big Mac understood, and obediently turned his ass to face Rarity, who plunged her dildo instantly
"BLOOD AND THUNDER!" she cried
"VICTORY AT SEA" Big Mac responded

End

>>21003881
...

>>21003881
...

'kay.

>>21003533
>clone ponies

Note that the duplicate ponies appear all to be males. Further evidence for my theory that Princess Celestia has an army of cloned male storm troopers.

>>21003881

MLP x Oglaf crossover? What is this world coming to?

>>21003985

Hah, I like how the one is all "no problem, missy!" and the other one is more "meh."

>>21003992
That would be badass. Mainly for the casual sex that randomly occurs.

>>21003881

Krognar! Your hand!

>>21003985
During Celestia's coup, the resulting Equestrian Civil War resulted in the deaths of nearly every male pony in the land. The few that remained had to be cloned in order to preserve the species. Genetic diversity obviously took a hit.

Celestia keeps the master DNA samples in her castle in Canterlot, ready to initiate mass cloning should the need for an army arise.

>>21004024
Male 1: 'Here we are, ma'am'
Male 2: '...Stop flirting with her, you know how jealous I get.'

Do you think the ponies have steel mills to produce things like Ploughs and Horseshoes?

And the whole steel industry's gay.

>>21004206
Hot stuff, coming through!

>>21004206
Hot stuff, coming through!>>21004231

>>21004123
>>21004206
>>21004231
Did somebody say gay ponies?

>>21004206

DO WANT. Lots of blacksmith ponies, I'm sure, in nice heavy protective gear...

>>21004286
Isn't that technically Luna in drag?

>>21004286
im going through my entire reactionface folder but i cant find anything good enough for this

>>21004355

>>21004286

Now you should do a Rainbow DashxBig Mac one

But instead of fucking, Dash is just looking at Big Mac's ponyhood saying 'what are you supposed to do with THAT?"

Why has Luna transformed back into one of the Shadowcolts in order to have sex with Big Mac?

For Celestia's amusement.

>>21004286
That's the girl Shadowbolt you drew. You can tell by the nose. Girl ponies have that swoop shaped nose. Guy ponies have one that juts out.

Well, the old series had some Big Brother Ponies as this old commercial shows it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCFKFcmQZfA&NR=1

Probably will be referenced in the new cartoon, who knows.

>>21004463

I only see a little swoop, personally. Big Mac has a hint of swoop himself, I think it's just the style.

>>21004286

ILU 4EVA. What do you want? Money? Fame? My house?

>>21004507
See
>>21000113
for comparison. That's definitely the girl Shadowbolt. Not like it matters. They're all Nightmare Moon, anyway.

>>20999812
http://www.endlessyoutube.com/watch?v=FfNH4XTKM2I&start=8m7s&end=8m9s

Open that picture, and this link at the same time.

>>21004286

>>21004557
This makes me want to hear Rarity scream "YES" in G-major. Could somebody get on this?

>>21004286

Looks like there's a janitor here sympathetic to your shit.
I'll bide my time.

wow, that gorespammer was actually very short-lived. one post?

was that the mods actually being on the ball or did they just delete the post themselves?

>>21004557
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNG

>>21004661
>/co/-related topic
>technically worksafe
>surprised when a janitor doesn't give a fuck

Oh anon, you slay me.

>>21004286
I still saved it, but I would love to see more Big Mac x female Pony art.

>>21004697
I can deal with it.
The fool won't be around forever.

>>21004289
Are we going to have to team up to do gay pony bondage fiction?

>>21004675

They always delete the gorespammer's posts anyway, so the sooner the better

And he's not even much of a spammer really, too slow to be a spammer (he gives some half assed reason about him 'balancing out' our FRIENDSHIP with his shit... he seems rather sad really)

There's more than one way to shoe a horse.

I remember being stuck in the front with Carter's mom. We were all going to
Cypress Hills which was about a six hour drive, there were four of us;
Brayden, Carter, Wyatt and me...oh, and Carter's mom. They got to sit in
the back and I drew the short straw so to speak and was stuck at the
front. It was a long ride, they kept whispering stuff that I couldn't hear
so I just tried to sleep by resting my head on the vibrating windows of the
car. We can skip the boring part can't we? Because I COULD narrate a six
hour drive but....do I want to? No. Do you want to read it? No.

So, after a few hours we finally arrived at the camp ground. After a few
minutes of stretching our legs Carter's mom brought out two tents, one for
her and one for us. We set up the tents, went swimming, had hotdogs for
supper, the works. But...it felt wierd, everytime I turned around Carter
and the rest of them were all whispering something. I guess this trip was
wierd from the beginning, Brayden and Wyatt were always really close
friends of mine but Carter wasn't. He was friends with Brayden and Wyatt
but I don't think he ever really liked me, but all of the sudden he wanted
to bring me to Cypress Hills with him.

I kind of just shrugged it off, it didn't really mean anything, I said to
myself. And that night when Carter's mom sent us to our tent, I was still
telling myself the same bullshit. I guess before I go any further I should
note that I was the youngest, Brayden was 14, Wyatt was too, and Carter was
15. I was the youngest, I had just turned 14 a month ago.

>>21004765

I think I love you, Forward.

Think this is a good time to repost the Velvet and Nimble fic? I'm feeling inspired.

Anyways, Carter's mom had told us to go to bed but, really? A sleep over?
There was no sleeping. We stayed up, whispering for at least an hour and
then Carter finally brough it up.

"Let's play a game." He said.

"What kinda game?" Wyatt asked.

"Okay, let me explain, it's called the Puppet Game. Here's what happens,
one person is the puppet master and he gets to choose who his puppet is.
Whoever he chooses has to do WHATEVER he says no matter what for ten
minutes. We'll use Wyatt's watch to time. If you don't do what your told,
we add five minutes for every minute that you refuse. And once its over
then the puppet becomes the puppet master. Everyone got it?"

We all nodded but to be honest, I didn't really get it. What were we going
to make each other do?

"I wanna go first!" Announced Carter.

We nodded, ya, okay sure.

Carter thought for a moment, then pointed at me, "YOU get to be my puppet,
Zach." Wyatt and Brayden laughed at me and I blushed. "Ready?" he asked.

I nodded at him shyly.

>>21004819
I don't think I read it, so sure.

I'm just trying to slowly infect /co/ to ship the Delicious brothers along with me. Think I'm almost there.

I guess I should describe the boys involved here, to make the picture a
little more vivid. Carter was tall, and muscular, he played lots of hockey,
his abs were a faint outline on his stomach. His hair is long and over his
eyes, dirty blond. His eyes are almost lime green and his lips are very
full, plump, and pink.

Brayden is skinny, medium lengthed hair, you can see his abs but we all
joke that its not because he's in shape but because he's so skinny that his
skin is stretched across his muscles haha. His eyes are brown and his hair
is light blond, his lips are very thin and his skin is about as dark as a
white boy's can be before he's just not white anymore.

Wyatt is shorter than all of us, his skin is very dark, he has brown eyes
and dark, medium length. His lips are HUGE, you'd guess the guy had
something injected into them monthly. He's also skinny, nowhere near as
scrawny as Wyatt, though.

Okay...do I have to describe me? Fine. All the girls say I'm a cutie...
ugh. My hair is between blonde and brown, and its just over my eyebrow
line. I'm really short, 5'3 IF that, just taller than Wyatt. I have green
eyes, but they look blue from afar. I'm skinny, not overly built, I don't
play a lot of sports.

"Okay, ditch your pajamas."

I just sat there for a second. "What?"

"You heard me, take off your pajamas!" he whispered loudly.

I blushed again and Brayden turned on a flashlight and shined it at me. I
took off my shirt and then my pajama bottoms and just sat there, huddled in
my underwear.

"Underwear too." Carter commanded.

I gulped and shook my head.

"15 minutes now, Zach. Do it, you'll get to do the same stuff to us later,
right?"

I guessed he was right, so I layed down on my back and hooked my thumbs
into my underwear elastics and pulled down. The boys giggled as my
underwear unearthed my rock hard dick. I don't know why it was so hard and
I was really embarrassed but I couldn't put them back on. I pulled my
briefs off of my ankles and tossed them aside. My dick was just barely 5
inches long, it was cut and- in my honest opinion -the perfect shape, not
too thick and not too thin. When I turned around Carter was completely
naked already! His dick was hard to and I tried not to look at it but I had
to. It was HUGE! Much bigger than mine! I had just hit 5 inches and his
must have been on the verge of 7! It was cut, I imagined all our dicks
were, and the vein running up it was far more than distinguished. He was
standing up with his hands on his hips.

>Decise to finally watch this fucking show
>Jesus Christ I can't believe I'm doing this
>SKIP THEME SONG OH GOD
>Okay this pretty good for a kids show I guess, still don't see what all the fu-
>Fluttershy
>GOOD GOD HOW CAN A PONY POSSIBLY THIS CUTE HNNNNNNNNGGGGGG
>Hey the other characters are pretty good as well I guess

I got diabeetus from this show, I demand restitution.

"Do you know what a blowjob is?"

"Ya, thats when a girl sucks a guys dick isn't it?" I said sheepishly.

"No," he shook his head, "you were half right, but it doesn't have to be a
girl, a guy can suck a dick too."

I suddenly knew what he was getting at.

"So suck it." he said.

"No."

"20 minutes, Zach."

"No FUCKING way man!" I said and unzipped the tent. I crawled outside away
from the three of them. All of them were calling me a pussy and telling me
that I HAD to do it.

I sat huddled, completely naked on the wet grass. I heard the tent get
zipped up and turned around. They locked me out! And all my clothes were in
there! What was I gonna do! I couldn't let Mrs. Connor see me in my
birthday suit!

"No! You guys! Let me back in!"

"Only if you play by the rules, Zach. 25 minutes, by the way."

"Guys thats not fair!" I hissed at them. They didn't care. "Alright,
alright I'll do it!" I said.

>>21004841

ORLY? I posted the archived link on Plus, but I don't think anyone actually bothered to read it, except the people who were there at the time. It has teh gay porns, but it's not particularly explicit (bad, bad self) and it kinda becomes epic at the end. I'm planning on writing more of it, when I have the time.

>>21004557
this is fucking awesome

The tent was opened in an instant and I crawled in quickly. There was
Carter, his seven inch dick sticking straight out, mine was hard as steel,
too. What was the matter with me?

"Suck it." he said.

I crawled over to him and knelt in front of him. His dick was level with my
mouth. I was so scared that I was shivering just out of nerves. All three
of them were whispering, "do it, do it!!" and I just couldn't. My mouth was
so dry and I was just staring at this dick. Carter grabbed my head and
pulled me forward, he rubbed his dick all over my face and I whimpered like
a little kid. "Do it man, or we put you back outside."

I grabbed his dick, felt it. It sent a jolt of electricity up my arm and I
suddenly felt ready. I opened my mouth and put it on his dick. He didn't
even have to say anything, I wrapped my lips around my teeth so I didn't
bite him and I sucked. It didn't taste bad at all! It even sorta tasted...
good. I tried not to understand what I was feeling and instead just enjoyed
the moment. I bobbed up and down on his massive cock and he ran his hands
through my hair. I looked through the corner of my eye and saw Brayden and
Wyatt absentmindedly stroking their own dicks through their pajamas.

"Farther." Carter said.

"Hmm?" I said.

>>21004661
>>21004740
Ohhhh, listen to Captain Tough Guy here.

He's totally gonna bide his time and then show us all up by posting the same 12 gore pics everyone got bored with weeks ago.

Oh, man, watch out.

He grabbed my head and pushed me down on him and thrust his hips deeper and
I felt his dick going down my throat. I started gagging but decided that
rather than barfing, I should breathe through my nose. Soon my nose was in
his pubes and his dick was all the way down my throat, it was the strangest
feeling!

"Like that bitch, go down farther on my dick!" He growled. "Here, keep your
head still."

I did as commanded and he pulled me into him and started thrusting his hips
really hard. It was so erotic! I enjoyed it as much as I could but my mind
kept trying to tell me how wrong it was, this was a guy and his dick was
down my throat. Carter started moaning loudly and kept thrusting his hips.
I kept sucking and then I felt his dick spasm a little in my mouth. I
panicked, he was going to cum! His dick tasted GREAT but I didn't want to
taste cum, that felt more gay than just sucking. I moaned to tell him I
wanted off and started to pull my head off, but he was too strong for me,
he held my face in place and kept fucking my mouth.

I struggled to get free but I couldnt and finally he let out one more
satisfactory moan and I felt a rope of jizz hit my tongue. Then another,
and another and another! His cum was all over the inside of my mouth and it
tasted SO good! I'm so glad he wouldn't let me pull off. he kept fucking my
mouth and I kept recieving his cum. Finally, he started to slow down and he
thrust his dick to the back of my throat once more, really hard. Then he
pulled out.

This thread has gone to pony hell

>>21004922
I'll check the +thread soon, then. I'm thinking about playing some vidya, just trying to decide what mood I'm in.

I think I've finished the rest of No-Ink's pages. I'll pap them up in PNG files and schlep them up here in a bit.

>>21004964
>pap
>schlep

Those are... verbs you're using?

My eyes were closed and I licked my lips, moaning to the pleasure of being
face fucked for the first time. "Haha what a fag!" Carter said as he
watched me swallow the rest of his milk.

"Okay, next, suck Brayden. Brayden, lay on your back." Brayden did as he
was instructed. "Get naked." Brayden smiled and pulled off all his clothes
in a hurry. And there was his dick, a solid 6 and a half inches. "Get
sucking, Zach."

I laid on my stomach between his legs and opened my mouth. Before I took
him in, I took a deep breath with my nose and smelt that boy-ish scent.
Then, I went down on him. He gasped deeply as I took his whole dick in with
one plunge. He grabbed my head and pushed my head down more, moaning
already. I kept bobbing up and down on his cock, then suddenly i felt
something. A finger....rubbing something on my asshole. I froze and kept
completely still, I turned to the side, Carter was sitting across the tent,
that meant Wyatt was doing it! And all of the sudden I felt a finger in my
ass! The finger humped me slowly but then pulled out.

"Keep sucking Zach." I completely forgot what I was supposed to be doing! I
went back to my job and then felt something else touch my ass...it wasn't a
finger. Wyatt grabbed my shoulders and pulled me towards him as he pushed
in. I suddenly realized I was about to get fucked. I felt his dick go in,
and I didn't feel any pain...maybe I was too "in the moment", it just
felt...wierd. Wyatt started thrusting his hips in and out of me and then
when he finally made it all the way in I felt it. The most amazing feeling
in the world, he touched what I now know was my prostate. I made a muffled
moaning sound as I continued to suck on Brayden.

>>21004977
Yessum.

Here's page two.

Can we please maintain a little standard of decency?

You can make you silly little tease shippings, but sometimes enough is enough

>>21004998
Page three.

>>21005013
Page four.

Hope you like them.

>>21004959

No need!

~

“Ah – ah, yes, please, there, just there.”

Princess Celestia paused as she stepped lightly down the hall, her powerful wings beating once in curiosity before folding tightly to her back. All of the ponies were currently celebrating the Summer Sun Festival in the open courtyard… so what could be going on in there, in one of the furthest-back rooms of her magnificent palace?

“Yes, please, Velvet, deeper, please!”

Elegantly pointed ears pricked forward to listen to the dusky voices raised in sharp, delighted complaint. She stepped silently forward, her armored hooves silent on the tiled floor. Not that it mattered; the pair inside were making enough noise to drown her out even if she should choose to enter in the splendor that she was accustomed to.

And why shouldn’t she? She WAS the princess, after all.

Wyatt took my moan as a go ahead signal and started plowing my ass like
there was no tomorrow. My breathing got heavy and I sucked Brayden with
more vigor. I turned to the side and noticed Carter FILMING it with a video
camera! But I didn't care! I was in the zone. Wyatt fucked faster, I sucked
harder and Brayden began to moan so loud that he was almost yelling. He
pulled my head down on his cock and started cumming in my mouth. It tasted
even better than Carter's if that was possible.

Wyatt kept fucking me and I swallowed all of Brayden's jizz. Then Wyatt
gave one good last thrust and then I could feel his cum splattering the
walls of my ass. He pulled out and collapsed on his back next to me.
Brayden puilled me off of him and i just lay there, all of us gasping.
Carter clapped his hands at our performance, very good boys. But Zach's 25
minutes ended 7 minutes ago. That was all I remember, after that everyone
kind of just laid down and I fell asleep.

The next morning was dismal, we ate, we played football and swam, but I
think we were all just waiting for the next night. It FINALLY came and
Carter said, "So whose up for the puppet game?"

"I call puppet!" I shouted outloud, everyone laughed and I got on my knees
in front of Carter again.

>>21004885
jesus, it really IS always fluttershy.

I don't get why this comic makes me feel so sad for Rainbow.

Billy was the class nerd. He was smart and socially awkward. Most of the
guys in school made fun of him, but I never did. I wasn't that popular
either. I was chubby and had boy tits. He never made fun of me either.
His gym locker in school was next to mine, and when we changed after class,
I got to look at his body. He wasn't very muscular, but I liked looking at
his dark hairy pits and hot looking thighs covered in dark hair. He saw me
staring at his dark pubes coming out the sides of his stained white briefs
and never said anything. I'd go home after school and try to imagine his
naked body as I jerked off over the toilet.

One day, after school, Billy asked if I wanted to sleep over at his place on
Friday night. I told him I had to ask my mom but it should be OK. I looked
forward to Friday, and when Friday came, I brought a change of clothing with
me. He asked if I wear pajamas to bed, and I said sometimes. He told me he
usually sleeps naked, but he could put something on if it bothered me. I
felt my cock getting hard and moved my books around to hide it. I told him
it was his place, and I could go with the dress code. He said it should be
no big deal because we undress in front of each other in the locker room.
We hung out and watched TV, and sent out for pizza. Billy's mom went out
with friends, and wasn't expected to be back until Saturday.

>>21005036


“What is this?” She asked simply, her voice commanding as she stepped into the room, her wings fanning out in a magnificent display of snowy-white feathers, her eyes dark and unreadable as she took in the scene before her.

The pair of stallions paused sharply, eyes widening to panicked circles as their princess entered. Such a thing was forbidden, especially among Her Majesties’ own fleet of fliers.

“Y-Your Majesty!” The stallion on top choked out – Velvet, she remembered abruptly—his armor still on, clanking with each rough jerk into the similarly-colored pony below him. He twisted, as if attempting to bow to her, halted by a sharp, pained cry from below.

“V-Velvet, no, that- ah!—Your Majesty.” The pony trapped beneath Velvet’s powerful hooves managed to whimper, ears flat against his snowy white fur. No, Celestia corrected herself, more of a cream-color, although right now he seemed to be more of a rosy shade instead. Nimble, she believed it was. Lower-level puller, did well enough with a partner. “Don’t move, that hurts.” He whickered up to Velvet, shifting underneath him, both watching the mare as she slowly crossed the room, circling them.

Princess Celestia, ruler of all of Equestria, slowly stepped across the room, her eyes focused on the pair as they shifted nervously against one another, frozen in their moment of passion. Her wings opened and spread slowly around her, making her ascension to the center of the room all the more elegant. The pair of breathless pullers stood stock-still, their hearts pounding in their ears, terrified to hear her judgment but even more afraid of the silence that preceded it.

After dinner, Billy had me help him open the sofa bed in his room. He
didn't sleep on a regular bed. He said we should get ready for bed and took
off his shirt and pants. As usual, he looked hot. I took off my shirt and
pants, and stood there wondering what we were going to do next. It was too
early to go to sleep. He took off his briefs and got in bed. It was the
first time I had seen his big hairy cock. He was bigger and thicker soft,
than I was hard. I took off my briefs, giving him a view of my smaller
cock, and got in bed beside him. He said he was glad I didn't mind being
naked in bed with him because he liked me. I told him I liked him too, and
turned away from him on my side to hide my raging hardon. I felt him move
closer to me, and asked if I had ever let someone feel my tits. I said no,
and he asked if he could feel them. I asked why he wanted to feel them, and
he said he thought they were sexy. I asked if he was kidding me, and I felt
him press his hard cock against my ass cheek. He asked if that felt like he
was joking. When I didn't pull away, he took it as a yes and reached around
me and started feeling my tits. As his fingers caressed my nipples, I felt
shivers going through me. I turned on my back, giving him greater access to
my body. He said he had been wanting to do this all year. He asked if I
thought it was all right for friends to share their bodies with their
friends. I said it was the best kind of friendship. He got on top of me
and had me spread my legs. He lay between them, pressing his big hairy cock
against mine as he caressed and sucked my tits. I asked how he knew I'd be
into doing this with him. He said he saw how I checked him out in the
locker room, and that he would go home after school and jerk off thinking
about me. I laughed and told him I did the same after school, thinking
about him.

this thread is not about FRIENDSHIP anymore...

>>21005065

Don't get me wrong...since the big conflict seems to be...over and done now, I won't be watching anymore.

But goddamn it's not my fault girls like her always bring out the HNNNNNNNNNNNNG in me.

>>21005081

Slowly, completely aware of their attention locked on her, she slid off the four golden horseshoes that decorated her legs, pushing them aside as she fanned her wings out, letting them slide to her sides, hanging almost down to the floor. Thusly prepared, she looked up at the pair, meeting their panicked gazes with her calm one.

“Continue.”

Nimble was the first one to answer, the tightness of Velvet still within him making him unable to hold his words for long. “Y-Your Majesty, I – I can- cannot!” He whinnied softly, tossing his head back, his armor glinting in the dim lighting of the room as he struggled to resettle his legs under him. But no resettling would loosen the tightness within him, and a small, strangled cry escaped him with his next gasped breath.

>>21005092
It's about the best kind of friendship. The kind where you get AIDS.

We turned around and lay on our sides facing each other. He squeezed and
caressed my tits as I held his big hairy balls in my hand and stroked his
long thick cock. He got very close to me and looked deeply into my eyes and
said he wanted to make love to me. I told him I wanted him to, and he
pressed his warm lips against mine, pushed his tongue in my mouth past my
teeth. I felt like I was letting him inside me and I liked it. He asked if
I ever had sex with a guy before, and I said no. He said he did it once
before, but was just experimenting. He said sex is sharing our bodies with
each other, so we should take our time and do whatever we want with each
other. I asked if we were experimenting, and he said he really liked me,
and having sex would be like sharing ourselves.

I turned around and got between his legs, sniffing his sweaty crotch. He
moaned as I licked his sweaty balls and his hard sweaty shaft. I licked his
cock head and moved up and down his shaft as he moaned and groaned. He got
on all fours and told me to check out his ass. His cheeks were smooth but
he had a really hairy crack. I parted his cheeks and they didn't smell like
shit, so I licked his crack, which drove him wild. He told me to lick his
hole, and i hesitated at first, but then i circled his pucker with my tongue
and even slid it inside a few times. His groans got me so excited I would
have done anything he wanted.

Fuck this. I'm gonna go play Transformice.

Look for me on their EN2 server. My screen is Pwnlord.

>>21005104

“You can’t – c’mon, Nimble, c’mon.” His partner urged him softly, a little uncertain what he was trying to urge him to. Velvet tightened his legs around Nimble’s middle a little tighter, earning a soft gasp from his partner, pushing himself a little deeper inside. They shouldn’t have done this; gods, what a fool he’d been. But the opportunities were so few, with so many eyes around them, always watching; he’d thought the Summer Sun Festival would be distraction enough. Not like the little ponies could help it, though. So many of them only had their country-bred cousins to ogle, with their plow shears and carts dragged behind them. Stallions from the capital, the pride of their gender, looking so muscular and dashing in their burnished gold armor… it was natural that they would get a few looks when they went into town. But here, in the furthest-back rooms of the castle, he had thought they would be safe.

“I – ca-an’t!” Nimble whickered, his voice similarly low, as if they could conceal anything from the Princess, who stood watching only a few feet away. Her wings had circled even more tightly around her pale body, and had the pair been watching, they would have noticed a faint, deep shudder ripple through her as her primary feathers touched a particularly sensitive place.

>>21005097
>I won't be watching anymore.

Oh, you say that now, but just you wait.

>>21005013

His face is my reaction to this whole thread.

Your sick /co/, this is a kids show dammit.

>>21005067
Why would it? She got sexy times, after all.

>>21005097
You're missing out if you don't watch the third episode, it's fun.

And Fluttershy is particularly funny in it.

He turned me on my back and took out a jar of Vaseline from under his bed.
He took a big dollop of it and worked it into my hole with his finger. It
felt really good and I purred as he moved a second and later a third finger
inside me. When I was pretty well stretched, he took his hand out and
rubbed the excess Vaseline on his cock. He pressed his hard cock head
against my hole and said, "you know there is no turning back. Once I slide
my cock inside you, you won't have a cherry. Once I cum in your ass, you are
mine." I said I knew. He asked if I wanted his cock all the way inside
me. I said I did. He pressed his lips to mind and kissed me passionately
as I felt his cock head slide inside me. I moaned as he slid his cock in
and out of me. He must have stretched me out a lot, because I didn't feel
much pain, and soon loved feeling him sliding in and out of me. I moaned
loudly and he smiled and said "you like my big cock inside you don't you?"
I nodded and he said he planned on fucking me a lot in the future. I was so
excited, all I could do was moan. He squeezed my tits as he fucked me
harder and faster. He leaned back and stroked my cock,. I told him I was
going to cum and he said he was too. I started shooting my load and it
cascaded down his hand. I watched him scoop up my cum and eat it. A moment
later I felt him shooting over and over into my ass. He kissed me and I
could taste my cum on his tongue. He smiled and said we were even. When he
pulled his cock out of my ass, his cum ran out and he fed some to me.

>>21005127

I know your games, I shall not be lured a second time.


Lest I lose my soul.

>>21005122

Sensing the Princess’ eyes on him, as burning as if they’d been two hot coals from a dragon’s nest, Velvet pushed sharply into his partner, trying to ignore the sharp, sudden cry, uncertainty mingling with an undeniable desire. “Yes, you can.” He hissed, bringing his mouth down to bite lightly at the back of Nimble’s neck, tugging at his mane, easing hard-won cries from his partner.

“V-elvet – nngh! – I c-an’t!” Nimble whinnied softly, his trapped tail flicking anxiously against his hip, glancing back at Velvet as he pushed ever deeper into him. It felt so good, but – but he couldn’t just do that in front of the Princess! A particularly deep thrust earned a louder cry from Nimble, head dipping low to hang between his front legs, now held stiffly underneath him. One hind leg lifted, just a few inches, hoping the changed position would loosen the tightness inside of him, to no avail. He couldn’t help the way that he went all tight and nervous when Princess Celestia was around, it was just what happened naturally!

“I do not believe what I gave you was a recommendation.”

>>21005081
Crap, you had me going there. I thought Luna was going to be involved somehow.

We stayed naked through the next day and he tried fucking me in different
positions. He said I was his girlfriend, but I felt more like a man with
his big cock inside me. I asked who he experimented with and he said it was
a guy in school, who was older but had a smaller cock. He taught billy to
fuck and he fucked him a few times. He stopped because he found a guy in
school his age to mess around with. I asked if he was looking for someone
else too, and he said I was the guy he wanted to be with. I was relieved
and told him I wanted him to fuck me as much as possible.

After a few weeks of getting fucked at Billy's house, he told me his mom
switched jobs and was home in the afternoons. I told him we could try it at
my apartment, but my mom got home at 6, which wouldn't leave us much time
after school. We met at my place a few times, but there wasn't a lot of
room but it was the best we could do. One afternoon Billy couldn't come
over, I was taking out the trash when I saw my downstairs neighbor. He
started chatting and said it sounded like me and my friend were having a
good time after school. I started to blush, and he said it was OK, and he
had even jerked off listening to us. I looked at his hairy chest and the
bulge in his pants, and he asked if I ever thought about trying it with an
older guy. I said I never thought about it, and he said if I ever wanted to
try, he'd love to mess around with me. He looked around and saw no one was
in the trash room, and pulled down his sweat pants, revealing a very hairy
big cock. I got hard instantly and felt his hand rubbing my small hard cock
through my pants. He whispered in my ear that I could come to his place now
if I wanted. I slid my hand in his pants and felt his big heavy balls. He
smiled and I followed him up to his place.

>>21005154

Keep reading.

>>21005150

Velvet glanced up sharply when the princess spoke, her wings still tightly wound around her. Velvet’s face flushed hotly as he realized just where her feathers were reaching, brushing against her tail when they pushed too far, her trembling too weak to be terribly noticeable so far. It was almost impossible to imagine; the Princess, touching herself while he and Nimble fucked? “Princess Celestia, I – I don’t think it will work now. Perhaps – some other –“ He began weakly, knowing to deny her outright was folly. She was not evil, but she was still a Princess, and he was still one of many armored pegasi in her battalion. It would not be difficult to replace him, nor the soft Nimble beneath him. Was this not such a dire situation, he would be able to better appreciate the deathly-tight grip Nimble’s body had on his erection right now. It would have easily finished him off, had Nimble not been whimpering so piteously and the Princess staring at him as icily as she was.

“I will not be denied, Velvet.” She spoke softly, her voice low and steely, but her next words were cut off by the door opening behind the pair of stallions.

“Sister?”

>>21005126

It's her eyes.

>>21005182

Three heads swiveled towards the doorway, freezing in place, as if hoping the darkened room would protect them from the next figure who entered.

“Sister, the Summer Sun Festival can hardly begin without you, the little ponies are growing …” Luna came to a slow, uncertain halt as her eyes landed on the two interlocked stallions, their chests still heaving despite their stillness. Slowly, her eyes drifted over to her sister, her own feathers settling against her back as she noticed the damp primaries brushing lightly between her sister’s legs.

“What is going on?” She whispered, her voice low and uncertain, darting from the stallions to her sister, even more deeply confused at how calm her sister seemed to be about this. “What is this?” She demanded, a little more harshly, one long, elegant leg striking the stone floor to emphasize her point.

Princess Celestia watched her sister silently for a moment, then gave one nod with her horn, sending the door behind Luna closing. “I hardly imagine it can be much else, little sister.” She said blandly, as blandly as one could with one’s feathers brushing against one’s unmentionables. “You are welcome to join, Luna.” She inclined her head gracefully, indicating the spot next to her, her eyes returning to the stallions.

I was streaming earlier Were doing Darkwing Duck now
http://tv.40cakes.com/toonamicakes/

He started kissing me as he slid his hands under my shirt and caressed my
breasts. He pulled up my shirt and sucked my nipples as I slid down his
sweats and felt a very hairy crotch. His cock was as big as Billy's, and
throbbing. I got on my knees and sucked his cock as my hands roamed his
hairy crotch. He put me on his bed and spread my legs, licking my hole as
he stroked my cock. He got between my legs and I felt his huge thick cock
slide inside me. I moaned loudly as i felt his huge member slide over my
prostate. I loved feeling his hairy body caress me as he slowly thrust his
member in and out of me. He kept saying how hot I was and how much he loved
being inside me. He tongue kissed me as he slid in and out of me. I was so
excited, I shot my load without touching myself. He started grunting and I
felt him exploding inside me. He lay on top of me until he went soft, then
rolled over next to me on the bed, giving me the chance to feel and taste
him all over. He asked what I liked best about sex with guys. I told him I
loved feeling a big hairy cock inside me. He said he loved being inside me
and would love to do it often. I told him it was fine with me.

>>21005147
You'll be missing out on Angel - Fluttershy's disembodied incarnation of anger - and on her blatant admission that she was doing a good deed for a friend simply to gain a material reward.

Also: Disney princess humming and Benny Hill chase scene.

I started having Billy come over after school, and after he left, I went
downstairs to my neighbor. My neighbor said he had a friend with a very big
cock and if I wanted, he could come over and join us sometime. I agreed,
and he called the guy. A few minutes later, he was at the door. When he
walked in the room, I was surprised to see a slim smooth black man with a
thick bush and long cock. He asked if I had ever been with a black man
before, and I said no. He stood there for me, giving me a chance to feel
and taste him. I really liked him and he spread my legs and spit on his
cock, before sliding it deep inside me. I moaned and grunted as he thrust
his massive cock in me over and over. He tongue kissed me and said he loved
fucking chubby white guys. As he pounded me, I started to cum, but he kept
on going. He thrust himself really hard in me and I felt his cum shooting
against my insides. When he pulled out, my neighbor slid his cock inside
me and fucked me hard. He said how hot it was watching his friend fuck me.
It didn't take him long to cum. When I finally went home, I was sore.

I started looking at every guy in the locker room as a potential sex
partner. One afternoon I was so horny after gym, I asked Billy to fuck me
in the woods on the way home from school. We found a secluded area and I
leaned against a tree. Billy spit on his cock and held my hips as he fucked
me. As usual, I had an incredible orgasm without touching myself. Billy
thought it was hot to fuck outside. We went back to my place, and I sucked
his cock and we fucked again.

>>21005224

When we were done, Billy lay on the bed spread eagle as I licked his hairy
pits and worked my way down to his thick dark bush. It was hard to believe
that this nerd with a big hairy cock made me melt inside and made me crave
him so intensely. Billy said he thought it was hot when he fucked me in the
woods because he saw a guy jerking off as he watched us in the bushes, and
asked if I'd be willing to bring a third guy in with us. i asked if he had
someone in mind,and he said he did. He said the guy was older than us and
had a big hairy cock. He said they would take turns fucking me and getting
sucked by me. I said I would like to do this, and he said we could do it
over the weekend, and tell our moms we were going camping, but we would go
to his apartment instead.

>>21005224

“Join… you are watching them – mate!?” Luna gaped, blue eyes fluttering wide, looking over the two stallions more closely, making Nimble squirm and attempt to hide between Velvet’s legs. (This worked out as well as could be expected.) “You – it is forbidden!”

“It is as forbidden as males mating – which is to say, it is not exactly codified. More of an ‘unwritten’ rule. I have not punished them, merely requested that I be allowed to watch as they finish.” Princess Celestia said smoothly, her eyes focusing on her little sister. Not so little, now; almost as tall as her, with a rebellious streak as wide as Equestria was long. “It pleases me. It will please you too, I am certain; they make the most delightful noises when they are fucking one another.”

“You – No!” Luna spat, rearing onto her hind legs, bringing the front two down sharply, ears flat behind her crown. “I demand you stop this! Right now!”

Billy told me he was the first guy he had sex with. They met in a men's
room and the guy sucked his cock, then took him to his house and taught him
how to fuck. Friday afternoon, we packed after school and went to Brian's
friend's house. We were greeted by a thin, hairy well toned man who
introduced himself as Bruce. We went to his bedroom where Bruce slid his
hands under my shirt and gently caressed my smooth breasts. I took off my
shirt and he sucked my nipples which made my cock as hard as he was making
my nipples. As he sucked my tits, he undid my pants and slid them off with
my briefs, and played with my small cock and balls. While he did this,
Billy undressed Bruce and started sucking his cock. It was long and thick
and uncut. In a few minutes time, we were naked and rubbing ourselves
against each other. Bruce had an earthy scent that excited me. I lay back
and spread my legs as Bruce entered me for the first time. Billy squatted
over my face and I sucked his balls and licked his ass as Bruce thrust his
big cock in and out of me. Bruce sucked Billy's cock as I ate his hairy
ass, while Bruce continued to plow my ass with his big thick cock. I felt
myself starting to cum and I exploded on my stomach as Bruce unloaded his
hot thick cum inside me. I shook with excitement, and then Billy got up and
switched places with Bruce, and I felt Billy fucking me hard and fast while
I sucked Bruce clean and he licked the cum off my stomach. A moment later,
Billy shot his load inside me, mixing it with Bruce's cum. We lay in bed
kissing, feeling and tasting each other, as the room smelled of sex.

Bruce was impressed that I was not sore after being fucked by both of them.
He said if I was up for it, it would be hot for me to be fucked by both him
and Billy at the same time. I thought it would be hot but it made me
nervous. He got out some lube and lubed me well. Then he had Billy lie on
his back and I sucked him until he was hard. I lowered myself onto Billy's
cock and he had me lay on Billy's chest with his cock still inside of me.
As I lay there, I felt Bruce sliding his fingers inside me between my ass
and Billy's cock. He stretched it a bit, then I felt him pressing his thick
well lubed cock against my ass, and felt it sliding in between Billy's cock
and my ass. It hurt but he took it slowly. Billy moaned as he felt the
underside of Bruce's cock rubbing against the underside of his cock as they
were held tightly together by my ass. They slowly moved in and out together
as my ass adjusted to their two big cocks inside me. I moaned loudly as
their cocks pressed against my prostate. They hugged me tightly and kissed
my neck. I shot my load on Billy and felt them squeeze me tightly as they
shot their cum deep inside me together. When they pulled out of me, my ass
had a gaping hole. Bruce got a cup and let their cum drain into it. We all
drank it. I was sore all night, but the next day, we fucked all day. Bruce
decided he liked my cum and sucked me as often as he could, and made sure he
sucked me while Billy fucked me. I always cummed when I was fucked.

Sunday night, I could barely walk. Billy asked if I liked it. I said I
did, and would have sex with him and anyone he wanted to join us. Most of
the guys Billy brought were nerds, and I enjoyed them inside me. The nerds
kept me their secret. They fucked me often and didn't want to share me
outside of their group. I was invited to their parties, and enjoyed them
taking turns with me. I still get calls from some of them, and love getting
off with them.

>>21005269
Huh, turns out I'm psychic.

...Wait, why the fuck am I reading this?!

>>21005269

“Little sister, we are co-rulers. I’m certain this is a difficult concept for you to understand, but it means that you have no more power over me than I do you. I didn’t punish you when you threw that hissy-fit about the little ponies sleeping through your night, did I?” Celestia explained in her oh-so-patient voice, more than a little condescending, as her eyes drifted back to the interlocked pair. Velvet was trying to pull out of Nimble now, earning sharp, helpless squeaks from his partner as his hardness brushed between his legs. One long, stiff primary feather brushed between Celestia’s hind legs, eliciting a long shiver as it stroked her particularly exquisitely.

Luna’s eyes burned brightly with anger, her tail lashing. “I hardly think one can equate – THIS with being upset about the little ponies!” She whinnied, rearing onto her hind legs, pawing the air. “Do not make me fight you, sister!”

This garnered Celestia’s attention – and it took something mighty powerful to do that, especially when she was about to order the two to press back together. “Fight me? Please.”

>>21005315
Because you're a faggot weirdo who watches My Little Pony. Now shut up and enjoy what you want to enjoy.

It's been autosaging, so my job is done for now.
Toodles!

>>21005334
Non-pony gay erotic fiction poster? We were in autosage LONG before you got here, son.

>>21005322

“If you insist!” Luna whinnied as she charged her sister, armored hooves ringing against the floor as she lowered her horned head, charging into battle. Celestia side-stepped hastily, eyes widening angrily as her wings fanned her to safety a few feet away.

“Bratling, do not tempt me. You would risk your crown over these two – chariot-pullers?”

“I only risk my crown if I lose.” Luna spat, circling at the far side of the room, pawing the ground with one hoof as she galloped towards her sister once more. “And I will not lose!” She whinnied, leaping into the air as the two winged unicorns collided at last, bodies slamming into one another with a dull thud as their horns crashed together, ringing sibilantly through the air.

Unicorn’s horns are not made of bone, although they may appear to be so at first glance. For does bone sing, when striking its match? The battle was almost beautiful, the two sisters seeming almost to dance through the room, their horns meeting in a spectacular, ringing noise, too high to be heard precisely but sharp enough to bring tears to the eyes of any witness.

>>21005361

“Sister, you cannot – nngh! – win!” Celestia cried, her forelegs kicking out, driving her sister back just before she crashed into the elaborately carved table behind her. Swinging her head sharply, she slashed her horn across her body, missing her sister’s dark-colored skin by mere inches.

“If I cannot win, then why are you trying so hard?” Luna mocked, dancing back on her hind legs, a powerful sweep of her wings guiding her out of her sister’s reached, her forelegs held up over her belly protectively. “You know you cannot hope to justify this. Even if you win this battle, you cannot undo what I have seen. What I have known, if I had opened my eyes to see it.” Luna cursed, ears flat and eyes narrowed in anger, galloping forward to leap into battle once more. She rammed into Celestia, their forelegs and horns locking, struggling for superiority, bodies trembling from the effort.

“I will not have to justify it,” Celestia said softly, something unreadable shining in her eye as she kicked her sister back with a sudden show of force, “if there are no witnesses to incriminate me.” Luna landed hard against the stone-tiled floor, a sharp cry escaping her as her wing crumpled under her. Weakly, she tried to roll to her feet, her wing screaming in pain, but it was no use; even as she looked up, blue eyes wide, her sister had lowered her horn towards her.

“Luna, Princess of Equestria, you have been found lacking of worth. I, Princess Cel- ugh!” She spat, suddenly pushed out of place, slender legs buckling under her.

okay so I'm *finally* getting around to watching ep3, and wow
wow
they're just all sort of
mobbing her ._.
I'm only up to Rarity and already this is getting hazardous

>>21005391

“Release the princess!” Velvet whinnied as he kicked at Princess Celestia, knocking her off-balance.

“Rebellious knave!” Princess Celestia roared, rearing onto her hind legs as she skittered to the side, defending herself with sharp little kicks. But the blue-on-white stallion had no desire to pursue her; instead, he stepped back, placing himself squarely between the light and dark princesses.

“I will allow no harm to come to my Princess!” Velvet whinnied, wings beating the air furiously.

“My life for my Princess!” Nimble agreed, his legs kicking at the air, trying to fend off any oncoming attacks.

Princess Celestia’s eyes danced angrily over the pair, temporarily stunned by the sight of her two-previously subservient stallions now lowering their heads against her, their hilariously-flat foreheads no match for her long, elegant horn. “You idiots, I’M your Princess as well!” She finally spat, eyes narrowed, enraged, as they darted from the two stallions to her sister.

Luna stood up shakily, her crumpled and useless wing now hanging limply at her side. She was silent for a moment, her eyes locked on her sister’s, before she spoke softly. “Have we come to such an impasse, sister? Can you no longer understand how the kingdom is to be run?”

>>21005431

“How YOU think the kingdom should be run is hardly the same as how it is meant to be run.” Celestia hissed, embarrassed to realize that she was breathing a little hard, her magnificent mane out of place and ruffled from their fight. “I will not allow you to take over my kingdom and rule it in constant darkness.”

Luna sighed softly, turning her long, elegant neck to regard her own crumpled wing, then the two brave stallions in front of her, defending her from her sister even when it would surely spell their own deaths. For what could any common pegasus hope for, when fighting a winged unicorn? “Oh, sister.” She breathed, her eyes slowly returning to hers, her blue eyes sad where they met Celestia’s hard, angry pair. “Have you fooled yourself so deeply that that is what you believe? I may be rash, but –”

Princess Celestia’s eyes remained narrowed, and pawed one hoof against the ground, the sound hollow in the suddenly empty room. “That may be what you deny wanting, but I know you too well to expect you to admit it.”

Luna sighed softly, and slowly hung her head, her horn dipping to where it was equal with her chest, resigned. The two stallions looked back at their princess, matching sets of eyes dark with distress. “And I know you too well to expect you to give up, sister.”

>>21005457

Princess Celestia eyed her sister silently, her wings folding close to her body, a light-colored imitation of her own sister’s broken and limp pair. Softly, she began to speak, her eyes half-lidding as her chanting melted into a more sing-song tone. “Equus, euuisti, revocans ad lunus…”

Luna glanced down to the two pegasi stallions in front of her, her eyes dark. “You do not have to do this. There is a window – it would be easy to escape, to flee to some far-off countryside. You will have enough time while she is finishing the incantation.”

“We will not leave you, Princess.” Nimble whispered, but even as he spoke, he pressed tight against Velvet’s side, trying to hide his trembling in his partner’s soft, downy fur.

“We are your guardians, for as long as you need us.” Velvet agreed, his voice soft as he folded one wing over his partner’s back, gathering him as closely as he could as he trembled. He would never speak the words out loud, refusing to embarrass Nimble in his last moments on Equestria, but how he longed to whisper his soothing words to his mate. It will be all right, little one. I will protect you, always.

Luna smiled gently, and moved a little closer, her good wing spreading to cover the pair, gathering them against her own, dark-skinned side as her sister’s chanting began to grow in volume and urgency.

Princess Celestia took a deep breath, finishing the final line of the spell in a powerful, sharp whinny, rising onto her back legs to paw at the air. She almost didn’t think it would work; the ancient magic was so untested, so unknown. Who was to even know if it would work? But as her eyes opened, she sighted the dim lights that circled the trio, now huddled against her sister’s hunched wing. They had been faint in the beginning, but now they blazed brightly, a myriad of colors surrounding her accursed sister and regicidal assistants.

>>21005475

But as she was about to speak the last word, Luna broke in sharply, her crumpled form straightening abruptly as her chest thrust out, noble in her broken state. “The rainbow of darkness that darkness sends - now begin the night that never ends!” She whinnied, her one wing extending to touch the lighted circle. A sharp cry escaped her, but just when Princess Celestia was beginning to think her spell had worked and her sister would be destroyed, the colors of the circle shifted, slightly. The blue became too dark, the red darkened to umber, the color of rusted blood. Something … WRONG was happening to the rainbow.

“No!” Celestia shrieked, wings opening wide, as if trying to fan off the ‘bad’ colors from her spell. “I will not allow it!” She whinnied, kicking at the air as the circle became bright, too bright. She could hear her sister’s horn singing through the blinding light, though no horn was lain against it, the sound so hauntingly beautiful that she could not stop the tears from streaming down her cheeks. “No!” She howled, her words lost to the sudden roar that filled the room, erasing all.

>>21005487

“And they say that on the longest day of the thousandth year, the stars will aid in her escape.”

“That’s just an old pony’s tale, Twilight Sparkle!” Spike chirped brightly from where he bent over the pile of books that the unicorn had just upturned. As he worked to straighten them, he called over his shoulder to her, not terribly concerned by whatever it was that so concerned her. “Princess Celestia said that you didn’t have to worry about it, remember? The Mare in the Moon’s just an old story.”

“I know.” Twilight Sparkle murmured to herself, her eyes traveling to the window, gazing up into the night sky. It seemed that her eyes were drawn there, more often than not, lately. “I just can’t shake this feeling. Something MUST be going on, something Princess Celestia doesn’t even know about.” She whispered, eyes wide as they drank in the night sky, especially the moon and the bright stars surrounding it. “I just wish I knew what it was.”

>>21005503
ALTERNATE ENDING

“Velvet, would you mind opening that windowshade for me?”

Velvet glanced up from where he’d been dusting the books, nodding meekly as he trotted over to the window, pulling the curtains wide for the Princess Celestia. He glanced back to his mistress where she lay on the sofa, her long legs stretched out before her. “Is that wide enough, Your Majesty?”

“Yes, quite. Thank you.” Princess Celestia sighed softly, turning her long, elegant face towards the window, eyes half-lidded in pleasure. “Do you think the little ponies missed my sister, Nimble?”

“No, milady. Not as much as they could have.” Nimble murmured demurely from where he pushed a tray of rainbowberry tarts towards his pale princess. “I believe that there had been some – ah, unrest, after word got out that she was displeased about their nighttime activities. They believe that they are now safer, with her safely locked away in the moon.”

“Well, who could blame her?” Princess Celestia said a little huffily, taking one rainbowberry tart in her hoof, waving it for dramatic effect as she spoke. “I mean, they all prance and sing during the daytime, but not one pony chooses to enjoy the night – and when they are made to, they complain and …” And here she paused, looking over her two stalservants.

The two eyed her silently for a moment, looking a little uncomfortable, before Princess Celestia spoke again, this time in a mockery of her own voice. “Oooh, I mean -- I hate the nighttime, yucky-ucky!” She grinned to the pair, and the three shared a loud, long laugh.

pinkie pie why did you say you already had an invitation
augh this is just going to get worse isn't it ;_;

>>21005517
>>21005503
If I may offer a little constructive criticism, it felt a little odd transitioning from gay pony sex into Nightmare Moon's origin story. Probably would have been better off sticking to a single theme.

>>21005517
So...

...Prologue story? All I read was the last few sections. I'm too lazy to read the beginning. You're a good writer, though. Better than the gay erotic fiction writer, at least.

>>21005565
Speaking of which, who wants Belt and Bridle's story again?

>>21005556
Oh yeah, you have no idea how awkward it is trying to interject my theories in non-porn discussions. "I think NMM is actually the good guy because she ... doesn't... support gay voyeurism?" My original prompt was something like "Celestia sees the male slaves getting it on and masturbates," but then I wondered, how would Luna let her get away with something like that? And, well. There it is.

>>21005565
Thanks! Yeah, I'm thinking prologue, since we never really get any clarification on what it means when they say "the stars themselves aided in her escape." NMM is never shown with any servants/helpers, so I thought I'd give her a couple fabulous ones.

>>21005583

YAY OH YAY OH YAY

>>21005645
Patience. Heads bowed, the pegasi doffed their armor and helmets, relinquishing their boots and followed Steelbit to their cell. The door shut, and for the first time in sixteen hours, Belt and Bridle were alone.

With a patience born of experience, the pair listened quietly, until the padding of hooves faded to nothing. Then, and only then, did Belt give in to the urge to sigh and nuzzle his compatriot.
"Steelbit's gone, then?"
"Aye. We can speak, at least until morning."
At this, Bridle nickered, running his muzzle down Belt's neck, stepping forward and rubbing his chest against his partner's. Both were muscular, as fate-and the taste of the Princess-dictated. Time spent in harness had bound them together as indelibly as their namesakes, given time to stay together, speaking-insofar as they were allowed-only briefly to others. Circumstances had forged friendship, proximity had tempered lust, and time, honed love.

The cell was pleasant, as prisons went. The stone was smooth and clean, the straw fresh every day, every day of good behavior rewarded with an apple-inevitably shared. After their repast, however...

This is the shittiest MLP thread ever

>>21005669
Belt whickered as Bridle took his member into his mouth.

The first time had been nigh-coincidence. A day off, a morning wakening stiff from hazy, half-remembered dreams...and what came naturally, came naturally. They'd switched, sampled, tried each other every way that presented itself, and finally settled into routine-pleasant, predictable, a solid fact in unpredictable lives.

As Bridle's tongue caressed him, Belt resisted the urge to thrust, groaning lowly as Bridle slowly took him in. Gentle teeth just barely marked his shaft, and Belt snorted, panting slowly.

"A-alright, Bridle. I'm ready."

Bridle drew back, licking the tip of Belt's length, and smiled. "So am I."

Belt's heart quickened as Bridle turned and knelt, tail lifting. Even after the thousands of times they'd pleasured each other, taken and given willingly, the sight of his partner's upraised tail could still make him lust. Heart beating faster by the second, he stepped forward, settling his forehooves around Bridle's haunches and settled his member, before giving a single, slow thrust.

>>21005682
Bridle took a slow breath, inching back against his lover, wiggling his rump back bit by bit. Each thrust was met in turn, sinking deeper...until hips pressed, and Bridle arched, pressing back and panting.

From there, it only became easier. With each thrust, Bridle relaxed; as both fell into the rhythm, the rhythm became all. Chests rose and fell as one, hearts beat faster in time, and the two lovers rapidly approached release. White hips met white rump; blue tails twitched, eyes tightly closed to stave off that final moment.

Lust, however, would not be denied. With each thrust, each rub against the sweet-spot, Belt and Bridle approached, breathing faster, thrusting faster, beating faster.

And at just the right moment, Bridle arched back his head, opening his eyes and brushing Belt's sides with his wings.

>>21005718
Attention caught, Belt looked down into the eyes of his lover, and the moment claimed them.

With a single groan, a single convulsive move, Belt buried himself, member jerking. Heat flooded Bridle's rear, slicking back and spilling across his loins even as his own member jerked and spent, hot white cum spurting against his upper belly, mouth half open, panting.

From there, the formula remained the same-lick each other clean, rub down with straw, bury the evidence, and bed down, kneeling head-to-head.
Belt nibbled Bridle's forehead.
"You clever boy. That was-wonderful. Where did you get the idea?"
Bridle nuzzled back. "Simple. We spend the entire day looking at each other...except the one time it matters most. I thought...it couldn't hurt, right?"
His lover smiled.
"Not at all. I'll have to try it tomorrow, when you top."

>>21005736
---

Eight floors away, a stately form reclined, legs spread, coat damp, magnificient tail matted with her release. Princess Celestia smiled indulgently upon the crystal ball that regaled her with the tales of lust hidden all around her, licking a sticky hoof. Really, if they'd known...but they didn't, and that was what made it truly worthwhile-actors simply wouldn't do.
With a languid wave of that selfsame hoof and a smile, the crystal ball, sweat, and all other signs of her self-pleasure save a pleasant, fading memory vanished, and the Princess curled, drifting off.

>>21005676
>The 5 stages of Brony-hood:
>Denial - "I can't believe /co/ is into this bullshit"
>Anger - "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE THIS SHOW IS FOR LITTLE GIRLS"
>Barganing - "Fine I'll give it a try, but I am NOT going to be kind with my critique."
>Depression - "Oh god it's actually not bad. WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME."
>Acceptance - "Fluttershy is mai waifu :3 :3 :3"

nobody mentioned suffering through gay slashfics as a requirement. /co/, I'm disappoint.

>>21005849
Hey, brony-hood is about love, acceptance, and tolerance. If you don't like what your fellow bronies like, you're free to ignore it. We won't think less of you, but don't harsh any other pony's mellow.

That doesn't sparkle with us.

>>21005849
Not our fault. Think of it as the weird guys at the afterparty.

"Hey, there, welcome to the MLP fanbase! Here's your complimentary set of image macros. Pizza's on the table to the left, drinks are on the table to the right, meetings are every Thurday and Friday, and try not to talk to the guys in the corner over there. Seriously, they're nuts. But we can't kick them out because of our Code of Harmony."

just finished ep3
spike *is* confirmed for /co/
well, setting aside for the moment the whole erotic fanworks bent (is it just me or was it a lot more prevalent this thread than it normally is)
but yeah

>>21005991
Oh yeah, this thread has been a bit of an oddity. I'd chalk it up to this being damn near the longest we have to go without a new episode. Running out of macros to post and things to talk about, you know.

12 more hours until a return to normalcy.

>>21006047
We had to wait two weeks for episode 2...

>>21005991
Actually, only Jimbo and my stories actually have anything to do with MLP. The other guy's just a faggot.

>>21006061
Well back then we had the whole Nightmare Moon thing to work out. Also all the pony shipping and BatPinkie.

Friends of /co/, /co/mrades all, fuck you. I cannot believe I'm enjoying this show. And I cannot believe that you used your black magics to sucker me into it with it's quirky humor, skilled writing and voice acting that does not in the slightest grate on the nerves.

Confound you, friends! Why am I enjoying myself?

>>21006082
Bat Pinkie didn't come into the picture until just before episode 3

>>21006069
There was also the OP image and Pinkie's Strap-On Song

>>21006205
Ah. Maybe it's just that our random walk of conversation took a different turn this week, as compared to last week's discussion of dark and hidden depths behind the characters' cheerful exteriors

>>21006196
It sucked all of us in, my friend.

>>21006196
Embrace the pony, anon. For it is cuddly and made of magic.

>>21006225
I'll admit. I've been so far behind on everything not My little pony related, that I have cut back on these threads quite a bit.

>>21006196
Welcome to stage 4. Stage 5's just the next ep. away. It's a much better place to be.

Also, gabba gabba we accept you we accept you one of us, etc.

is there a screen cap of this thread for the wall yet, or are we not adding it due to the... nature of the thread?

>>21006368
Eh... you can count it. It's 300+ posts and you only need to see the text on the OP.

Alright, this thread's run its course. Time for a new one.

>>21005582