But it's a pony.

fuck didnt mean to start new thread HERP

>>20993322

and i would fuck it. With love.

Pretentious Hipster Ga‭‮‭rbage.

neigh

>>20993285
>>20993335
Old thread just 404'd I think so you're golden.

GOD TIER
Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie
HIGH TIER
Twilight Sparkle
MID TIER
Rainbow Dash
LOW TIER
Rarity
SHIT TIER
Applejack

>>20994810
>implying there is a Mid, Low, and/or Shit Tier when it comes to My Little Pony

I object to the sexualization of Fluttershy.

I'd fuck it.

But I don't know if I'd go really aggressive or go for the sweet gentle lovin.

>>20994810
All Special in their Own Way tier
Everyone

Rape tier
Angel

>>20994845
Douche Tier
Celestia

>>20994827
It's a relative thing.

Not everyone can be 1st place in a race

(Another short one.)

Captain Rillis reporting.
I dont know how to explain it. The poni-....my friends saved my life. They single handedly took down the entire crew of a Negative zone cruiser and took over the ship.
I dont remember to much after the bright light blinded me. But Twilight Sparkle filled me in. The six banded together. Bringing their magic together to defeat the captain of the ship. Also to save my life. The sheer power they had together perhaps could rival BlackBolts whisper.
Anyway. They carried me back to our own tiny ship, freed my crew. My crew mentioned Pinkie just showed up in the corner of their eyes.
So..We sent a message to Kree High Command. They are sending a ship to pick up the Negative zone scum while we limp back to Equestria. The crew are jury rigging what they can. While Fluttershy has been at my side while I recover in my quarters. Never would I have thought to call a non-Kree "friend"
Will continue the log upon landing on Equestria.
Rillis out.

>>20993285
The last thread, in case there was something you wanted to respond to before 404

http://arch.413chan.net/co20988970.html#20994520

>>20994868
Small correction, brony. The phrase is "jerry-rigging."

>>20994930
I've seen both used.

>>20994930
Ah cool! Thanks. Now I know!

>>20994964
Hm... upon further research, it seems that both are correct. "Jerry-rigging" is more heavily used in Britain due to soldiers in WW2 scavenging parts of German weapons and vehicles. Apparently "jury-rigging" is older, though.

Y'know, I find it interesting that when the first episode aired everyone despised Pinkie Pie. After the second episode, she was top dog in more than a few people's eyes.

What was is it exactly that brought her up in everyone's esteem?

I personally didn't care the second ep all that much. Not enough Spike.

>>20995112
The singing, I'd wager.

>>20995112
From what I've seen, the fact that she's a complete fucking lunatic and likes to stab the fourth wall with her eyebeams at regular intervals.

why are the buttocks so human like
why

>>20995112
The song.
Also, who's this "everyone"?

>>20995112
Seriously. If you aren't into pony raping, Spike is probably the best part of the show. Not saying the ponies are bad, Spike just has a lot of character going with him.

>>20995112
In prior generations of MLP, Pinkie Pie was annoying and stupid. The Scrappy Doo, if you will. During the first episode, a lot of those feelings may have held over, but once she really got to shine in ep 2, people fell in love.

>>20995142
She has the power to fucking teleport and bamf around like no other. Damn awesome pony magic.

>>20995158
Spike is the everyman that represents to viewer, provided the viewer is one of us from /co/.

So the Hub site now has The Ticket Master up. Has anybody ripped it yet?

>>20995234

Episode 1:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tjl8XulH51E&fmt=35
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkeLzQv7Mn4&fmt=35
FLV: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=47NK1P1I
MKV: http://www.mediafire.com/?yjy09a2yg8x7zv8

Episode 2:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEp7qudNVfo&fmt=35
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJ-1QaqjwpQ&fmt=35
FLV: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=2VU2SVA0
MKV: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=6077YZGC

Episode 3:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfNH4XTKM2I&fmt=35
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmOt15wxv84&fmt=35
MKV: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=LKR9GYE2
FLV: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=ZJ5BEUAC

>>20995234

It's in here somewhere
>>20994885

>>20995195
Episode 3 pretty much solidified him as /co/ personified. Trying to act all tough, saying he doesn't want anything to do with the "girly gala guck," then being all sad when Celestia doesn't send him a ticket. Fucking hilarious.

And I like the phrase "girly gala guck" waaaaaaaay too much.

>>20995195
That's twilight

This may sound silly. But I want to do more with Rillis.
Give his crew names. A unit designation.
joint task Kree/Pony force. Dealing with various cosmic stuff.
God I'm a dork.

I still wanna see a picture of Appledash with her parents.

>>20995369
Well some guys were talking about a MLP/GotG crossover not too long ago. You could make it part of an extended collection of Pony Cosmic stories.

You see, this shit right here. People tell me to stop bitching about you guys, saying oh it's just nostalgia or just a kids show blah blah blah

No, you're fucking weird, all of you are fucking pathetic. Shit, I'm pathetic, I'm on 4chan aren't I? But this is like a step beyond.

Alright /co/. I gave in and started watching, but I had to stop about twenty seconds into the theme song. Please, someone give me a reason to start the video again.

>>20995452
Lots of people skip the theme song.

>>20995452
The theme song sucks and we all skip it. Actually watch the show, then get back to us.

>>20995451
My stock response to posts like these:
You just jelly of our cutie marks :3

>>20995451

Hey Foals,
My name is Rainbow Dash, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are slow, retarded, earth ponies who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass girl cartoons. You are everything bad in Equestria. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any friendship sparkles? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of ponies because of your own lack of a cutie mark, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than schlicking to fantasies about unicorn princes.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was almost captain of the shadowbolts, and starter on my weather clearing team. What do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn ponies on paheal"? I also get straight ponies to go gay for me, and have a banging hot bottom bitch that me and my girlfriend play around with. (She just ate me out; Shit was SO dash). You are all male ponies who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

>>20995465
Only theme songs I ever routinely listen to of any kind are Power Rangers and the opening credits for Ghost In The Shell:SAC because fucking Russian rock music.

>>20995452
Skip the fucking themesong and proceed to the fucking episode.

>>20995158
Which is even more hilarious if you've seen him in the earlier MLP series. Spike's had one of the most awesome personality Retools I've seen in a cartoon.

>>20995144
Have you ever seen a real horses butt? They are very human like, just much larger.

another thread for a bunch of fat, rancid faggots who spend their lives stewing in the basement to talk about a little girls' show. how about you faggots get a job?

>>20995478
>you jelly
Why isn't this a caption yet?

>>20995465
>People skipping the them song
HERESY

>>20995478

>The theme song sucks and we all skip it.

What? Seriously, you guys skip the theme? Shit, am I the only one that likes it?

>>20995523
You say get a job yet you have enough free time to come into a thread to TROLL a little girls show?

laughingponies.jpeg

>>20995538
>implying the Dark Knight need worry about gravity.

>>20995452
Skip the theme song, we all do it.

Spike is my reason to continue.

>>20995541

Quite a few people like it.
Quite a few don't.

I don't think anyone has cared enough to poll for the actual ratio.

>>20995541
Eh... I didn't care for it at first, but it's kind of grown on me. I still don't like it all that much, but I no longer hate it.

>>20995541
There are a few people who even have it on their iPods. Not all of us can handle those kinds of sucrose levels, though.

>>20995563
That's a "haters gonna hate" walk if I've ever seen one.

>>20995541
not the only one its a nice theme

fapfiction writer here, just so you know whats coming. These are the three requests I have currently and plan to get done sometime soon.

1. Applejack x Rainbow Dash. Just a typical night for the couple, so lot's of roleplaying and angry sex.

2. Pinkie Pie x Twilight sparkle. Pinkie teaches Twilight a fun way to relieve stress, will contain a song.

3. Rarity bribes Spike into /ss/ be letting him eat some of her gemstones.

>>20995523
I'm posting from work right now. And my love for FlutterShy is what gets me through the day.

I like the theme song. It's not something I'd blast down a hallway, but I like it. It's like the Lucky Star OP.

TOMORROW, /co/!! ANOTHER EPISODE!!

IS YOUR BODY READY!?

>>20995541

I don't skip it, but it does send and unpleasant chill down my spine, first time i saw ep 1 i actually stopped the video and turned down the volume before going on.

>>20995452 's reaction is natural and i can believe most of us went true it.

On the topic of MLP songs, here's a folder of downloads for anyone who wants it:

http://www.mediafire.com/?uon6aqn7j6tda

The program I used to rip them only goes down to seconds (not fractions of seconds), so a song or two has an extra <1 sec before them.

>>20995664
My body is always ready for ponies.

>>20995251
episode 3 temporarily unavailable buttt whyyyyy?

>>20995664
I'm all tingly inside.

Couple days ago I got a call from my mom.

"The DVR lists 'My Little Pony Friendship'. Did you put that there?"
"Yeah, I know it sounds weird, but it's actually a decent cartoon and--"
"It's okay, just making sure it wasn't some weird glitch."

I think she's surrendered to the idea that "That boy ain't right."

>>20995707
Someone should color the other pages.

>>20995664
My body is ready. Need more "Taste the rainbow!" moments as well.

>>20995762

>>20995741
>mom finds out he watches MLP
>he admits to it

It wouldn't be me, brother. Deny, deny, deny

I like the theme song and I don't skip it.

I like how it got retooled for MLP:FiM, since the classic theme song from the old series and commercials was excessively saccarine and bland IMHO.

>>20995635
>will contain a song
i want to read that

>>20995780
There's no other person in this house that could have done it, though. I mean, I guess my brother, but I'd rather not make him take the fall for it.

>>20995780
>Roommate is coming back from class early.
>Try to minimize MLP fast
>Crush my keyboard under my hoof
>Get called little filly
>Don't give a fuck.

PINKIE AS FUCK

Oh Spike

>>20995792
The first few seconds is embarrassing to listen to because it reminds you of what you're really watching and what that looks like to non-Ponyfriends, but once the song kicks up it's no worse than any other decent cartoon theme.

>>20995750
I'm working on it. I've got an English paper due tomorrow, so I'm working on that too. I've also got a test later today, so I've gotta go to that.

THEY'LL BE DONE WHEN THEY'RE DONE.

>>20995801
"When I was a little filly and feeling down in the dreeegggsss, I found a way to feel better right between my leeeeeggggsss."

It's a work in progress.

>>20995808
Why did I lol?

I don't skip the opening... but I turn the volume down.

>>20995839
God dammit Pinkie.

Although you might consider rewriting some famous Disney song into a blatant homoerotic innuendofest. Like, say, WHOLE NEW WORLD

>>20995839
They have four legs, though.

They even specify "hind legs" at one point, forgot which episode.

>>20995741

You should have just stopped with "Yeah." instead of awkwardly trying to explain yourself.

>>20995863
"I'VE COME SO FAR"

>>20995877
Episode 3.
"I'd give my left hind leg to go to that gala"

>>20995863
Someone did note that "Candy Vag" rhymes with "Lesbian Badge"

Song practically writes itself.

>>20995863
I can show you a world
Shining, shimmering, sticky
It smells a little bit icky
But it still feels good as hell

>>20995831
I'd like to see what would happen if you accidentally turn your fapfics over for class instead of the report.

Particularly the song one.

>>20995885
I'd rather at least attempt to validate it.

>>20995839

>>20995635
>3. Rarity bribes Spike into /ss/ be letting him eat some of her gemstones.

This is dumb. Spike already wants to fuck Rarity, no bribe required. It's Fluttershy that wants to fuck Spike.

>>20995897
Like I said, it's a work in progress.

>>20995897
I love how you knew that off the top of your head.

Granted, I'm pretty close to being that obsessed with the show too.

>>20995877
That would be last one. Applejack says she'd give her left hind leg to get a ticket to the gala.

>>20995892
I am ashamed that my memory of Disney movie songs is...pathetic.

>>20995908
He only liked her for like one episode.

But the idea was since we know Spike has not gotten any gemstones in a while, and that Rarity uses a slim elegant sapphire inlaid dildo, she will let Spike eat that in exchange for the real thing.

>>20995800
Okay this needs the text from this >>20995112

>>20995808
We need more of these.

So...do we officially ship Applejack and Rainbow Dash?

>>20996002
That seems to be /co/'s most official ship. Dash x Fluttershy also seems to be popular. Rarity x Twilight gets tossed around a lot, but Rarity x Spike is getting more popularity.

Any other pairing is kind of middling in popularity, by comparison, I believe. Some are less popular, though, like... does anyone ship Applejack x Fluttershy?

And then after the fap fics I want to write the true story of Celestia's rise to power.

Basically like the Germonik Scriptures from Final Fantasy Tactics. Obviously completely suppressed by the wicked monarch.

>>20996002
Yes

Need more pictures of Appledash, their love child though.

>>20995839
nice hope to seeit compleat

>>20996002
Sure. And they compete all the time to determine who is on top.

>>20996040
>>20996002
I haven't watched a single second of this show and I personally ship Twilight with absolutely fucking everybody.

Because nerdy girls get around.

>>20996002
Obligatory Applejack x Dash copy pasta. (That I'm using as the basis for that first fapfiction)

"We all know the reason Applejack is so adept at grabbing Rainbow Dash's tail is because during sex Applejack likes to play the strong matriarch, and punish Dash for being a naughty little pony.

When Dash gets to lead Applejack dresses up like a naive little filly who just saw Dash perform with the Wonder Bolts, and who will do ANYTHING for an autograph."

>>20996002
Do I have to pull out the Wall of Text Regarding Character Shippings?

Because I want the Column version.

>>20996126
A lot of that seems outdated. Stop brining it back in.

There needs to be a comic where /co/ is magically transformed into a pony and sent to ponyville

After a single second of stunned silence, it makes a 'DIRTY THOUGHTS' expression

>>20996145
That's because they wrote it up during the second episode. I'm going to bet that half of it could be changed around by the next episode.

>>20996046
Will basically consist of.

Celestia's insatiable ambition growing up.

Celestia's murder of the Queen.

(Succeeding you, mother *HORN STAB* )

Luna learning the truth and waging civil war against her sister.

The ultimate victory of Celestia, imprisonment of Luna, and consolidation of Celestia's empire.

Followed by the stamping down of facts, mass executions of those who know the truth, and then Celestia's implemented policy of executing any young PegaUnicorns born that could threaten her power.

Then finally her quest for godhood and to rule ALL of Kree space.

I just realized that it would be the best thing ever if Pinkie Pie had a weird impromptu song in every episode. EVERY episode.

I can't think of another show/character that can pull that off.

>>20996244

"I am the terror, I am the night/
Gonna find you and fight fight fight!/
Look out bad guys, avoid my sight:/
Here comes Batpink, Fear her might!"

>>20996217
Note the Queen in the middle.

>>20996046

>Final Fantasy Tactics

Ultimately, Twilight will discover that their lovely, harmonious kingdom is actually an illusion produced by Celestia's deranged and frightened mind, and will go on a quest to convince everyone that they have to abandon living in a false reality and go back to reality

Spike however, becomes possessed by Celestia and is used to issue red and yellow cards via dragon mail

>>20996244

So far she does.

We'll see how tomorrow goes...

>>20995635

>Applejack x Rainbow Dash. Just a typical night for the couple, so lot's of roleplaying and angry sex.

>Pinkie Pie x Twilight sparkle. Pinkie teaches Twilight a fun way to relieve stress, will contain a song.

Writing these fapfictions is now your purpose in life. Nothing else matters but the bare essentials you need to sustain your breathing so you can complete them.

Bonus points will be awarded if Applejack is wearing Daisy Dukes denim jean short-shorts and a pink tie front crop top for maximum southern sweetness during the roleplay sessions.

>>20996266
Hmm, I prefer her original theme. That's just me though.

I am the terror, I am the night/
Gonna find you and fight fight fight!/
Look out bad guys, avoid my sight:/
Here comes Batpink, Green Lantern's Light!"

So, what started the whole "Pinkie Pie = Batman" meme, exactly?

>>20996322
But she changes it right after in the Bat-pink story!

>>20996340
One anon's grim-dark theory.

>>20996340
She says in the second episode that she was raised by her grandmother.
Therefore, her parents are dead.
Therefore, Batpink.

>>20996340
/co/ reading too much into things. In her song in the second episode, she mentions her grannie teaching her not to be afraid of things. Doesn't mention her parents. This led to "her parents are dead." which led to "HER PARENTS ARE DEEEEEEEEEEAD" which led to BatPink.

>>20996340
1. Pinkie Pie's parents are DEAAADD

2.Her airhead personality could be a front for her work at night.

3.She is afraid of bats and will make her fear into THEIR fear.

>>20996290
Man, I didn't like Advanced all that much. Not it's fault though. The original Tactics was just too good.

>>20996340

Pinkie acts happy as a means to hide her crippling depression > her depression is because her parents are dead > Batman analogy > Batpink

Such is the thought processes of /co/.

>>20996126

Let me add to that wall of text

I've been thinking of this since the very first My Little Pony cartoon. Unicorns can teleport (and in Friendship=Magic series, they have telekinesis), pegasus ponies can fly, and the earth ponies...well...they're like regular horses except they can speak.

But consider this: would the earth ponies be treated like a lower class than the other ponies? In a race war, earth ponies would be pwned hard against the other types. There is evidence of this in Friendship=Magic. The head pony is a unicorn/pegasus hybrid, and thus, has the power of flight and magic. The unicorn ponies occupation is either magic or some other work that requires skilled labor and the easy manipulation of objects that can't done merely by using their mouths. Twilight Sparkle is a wizard's apprentice of sorts and Rarity is an interior decorator. The pegasus ponies do quite well for themselves. Rainbow Dash dreams of being in their world's equivalent to the Blue Angels. Fluttershy leads a chorus of birds. This is particularly interesting since Fluttershy doesn't have to use her power of flight but instead performs a job that any of the other ponies could but perhaps because earth ponies are considered the lesser race, Fluttershy would have never gotten the chance in the first place had she been born an earth pony. Finally, let's look at the earth ponies. Applejack is a farmer; a simple laborer. This would be logical since, as an earth pony, Applejack is unable to manipulate objects with the dexterity of an unicorn nor fly as a pegasus. Applejack has nothing to offer society but back-breaking labor.

I have to wonder what sort of friendship the unicorns and pegasuses have to offer the earth ponies considering how they have yet to go against pony society's apartheid-like caste system.

>>20996348
I know, I'm just saying I liked the original.

I would like to remind that Pinkie's parents being dead isn't canon; all we canonically know is that Pinkie spent one night in the same house as her grandmother. That doesn't mean her parents weren't in her life, just that they weren't the ones to talk to her about not being afraid of the dark. Maybe they all lived in one house, maybe it was Pinkie's first sleep-over... any number of things.

>>20996376
>>20996372
>>20996368
>>20996377

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfNH4XTKM2I&fmt=35

5:48 - 5:53

When you hear it, you'll SWEAR TO ME!!

I want the records to state that I'm only sort of okay with the idea that Pinkie's parents are dead, but I am not okay with this whole "she's an airhead because of that." Pinkie Pie is one of the purest characters in /co/dom. Don't fuck with that, guys.

So, when is this cartoon gonna have that awesome satan looking guy who turns ponies into dragons? These threads should have more of that guy.

>>20996438
I wasn't okay with it until we started getting hilarious Bat-Pinkie fanart.

It doesn't affect my actual thoughts of the show, though.

>>20996368
>>20996372
>>20996376
>>20996377
>>20996392

Ah, gotcha.

So then, what are the rest's alter-egos? I mean, Rainbow Dash is obviously the Flash, and I could see Rarity being a decent Aquaman (Aquamare?).

>>20996385
That's because original tactics is one of the best video games ever produced in the history of the world.

Advanced was a pale shadow.

Also Delita - The Anti Bro

>>20996464

>>20996480
"You gunna get abused."

>>20996464

Twilight Sparkle is a Green Lantern.

>>20996464
>Rarity being a decent Aquaman
You will have to explain this to me. I thought Rarity was clearly Wonder Mare.

aquamare is one of the yet to be seen shoo shoo be doo

>>20996521
That works fine, too. I got hung up on royalty, and I'm a big Aquaman fan. But, Wonder Mare is appropriate, also.

>>20996521

Wrong. That's Apple Jack. WW is the embodiment of truth. Apple Jack possess the element of honesty.
/discussion

On the other hand Fluttershy...

>>20996377
>>20996340
One crazy dark theory that the contrast of Apple Jack's crazy huge family with Pinkie Pies Crazy large amount of friends.

Cosmic ponys. How would the GOTG react?
Starlord - He would welcome them with open arms.
Rocket - Pic very related. Might get better once Fluttershy keeps grooming him.
Groot - I am Groot. (Besides, Twilight pours booze into his potted plant.)
Phyla - Will squeel like 7 year old. Will demand to ride Rainbow dash into battle.

Seriously, all these macros are wonderful. Have some Spike evolution

>>20996634

>>20996634

Spike looks faaar better now.

>>20996521
>>20996594
Actually, Rarity would work great for the BatB Aquaman.

Just replace decor' with heroecs.

fluttershy is clearly Black canary.

I cant wait for the next episode

Hopefully we'll get to hear Mac's voice

>>20996749

You just KNOW they're one big incestuous family

>>20996749
I expect to be deep and soothing.

>>20996749

I think that he is the classic big silent kind of guy.
It would be cool to hear him talk, but I don't think it's happening any time soon.

>>20995251

I can't download the .FLVs

>>20996768
YES

YES SIR
YES

Also, Check 'em

>>20995112

When the fuck can I has a hi-res version of this macro???

>>20996822

If /co/ was a young , strapping colt in ponyville.. how would you go about seducing each pony?

see image for chapter 1
=====
We had to sit in the waiting area a few hours to speak with Princess Luna. Visiting hours don't start until noon and it was only 9:30 when we got there. I made regular trips outside, to see if the sun had decided to come up yet. No such luck, though I'm not surprised, which is ironic given the entirely surprising nature of a day with no sun.

Maya's been uncharacteristically quiet, however. I think it's the excitement of meeting a real princess. What is she the princess of, anyway? I've never heard of her before. What an odd name, Luna.

A voice calls to us.

"Mr. Wright, Ms. Fey, you may see your client now."

Finally, I can hear what exactly this princess is being accused of, and what on Earth this has to do with this new endless night fiasco. The guard hands me a copy of the arrest record, and walks us through to the visiting area. As I walk in, I hear a voice, and everything goes black.

Pure black, just like the night outside.

"Phoenix.." someone calls.

"PHOENIX!"

I wake up... again? Was the entire day a dream so far? Oh God, I hope so.

Maya's hovering over me, "Nick, you passed out, are you all right?"

"I... I guess so... what happened?"

"Erm... Nick, this is our new client, Princess Luna"

I imagine him with a California surfer accent.

"Yo, dudettes, chill. The Mac has got this." *blam* *whack* *crunch* "Yo, a little help here?"

Standard comic relief, but at least he isn't a little boy like Spike.

>>20996869
I stand and gather myself, and take a look through the window. Suddenly I remember why I fainted.

Princess Luna... she's a horse? No, that's not right, she's too small to be a horse, she's more like a pony... wait, why the hell do I even care what kind of equine she is? She's a damn animal! Is this some kind of twisted joke?

"I'm so glad to see you, Mr. Wright," the horse speaks.

The horse. Speaks. I think that's what knocked me out the first time. I'm finding it harder and harder to keep a grip on sanity.

I sit down in front of the window, not even trying to make an effort to hide my incredulousness.

"A-Are you... are you-?"

"Princess Luna, yes" she speaks again, with a young voice. Getting a better look, I can't believe it but it's weirder than just a talking horse that needs a defense attorney. She also has a horn, like a unicorn, and a pair of feathery wings, folded at her sides. As if it wasn't enough to have me represent a damn horse, it's some weird pegasus... unicorn... thing. I think there's a word for it, but it escapes me at the moment. A lot of things do, honestly.

"Uh, right, well..."

"Mr. Wright, I can tell you're distressed..."

Normally I'd question "is it that obvious?" at this point, but right now I know it is, and I really don't care. I'm talking to a horse, I'm allowed to be distressed.

"...so would it be okay if I just began to tell you what happened, and why I'm here?"

Well, that is what I came here to do, I guess. I nod my head, and notice Maya in the corner, completely speechless. I guess I'm maintaining slightly more compsure than she is.

>>20996816
Same here

>>20996846
But I only want to seduce Fluttershy, using my sensitive, nurturing side.

Also, I could probably seduce Pinkie Pie but just asking. "Hey, wanna fuck?"

>>20996822
Oh God, I lol'd hard

>>20996886
"You see, I'm the unicorn that is responsible for raising the moon each night, and then lowering it to make way for the day. My elder sister, Princess Celestia, is responsible for the sun, and is my superior."

I'm having a hard time believing this, but given the situation outside, I'm not in a position to doubt what she's saying.

"We've worked together for centuries and have maintained this balance. Though, sometimes, I get jealous of my sister... everyone plays and laughs and enjoys the sun that she brings every day, but by nightfall, the Earth falls silent, and no one can appreciate the gift I work so hard to bring to them."

Why do I suddenly feel bad for sleeping at night? Why am I sympathizing with a horse? And why do I take no issue with any of this story she's feeding me?

"Well, late last night, my sister made me a generous offer. She told me she would let me extend the night for one whole day, and then everyone could play and have fun in it, even after they had already gotten their sleep! I was so excited, so I put into motion the magic to extend the night for one whole day."

That explains a lot... I guess. Makes as much sense as anything else that's been going on so far. God, what a weird day.

"But a few hours later, after the dawn would normally be starting, a bunch of police helicoptors surrounded me on top of my Mountain Palace. They told me I was under arrest for abusing my powers of the night."

>>20996846

Applejack seduction: maybe I... wrestle ya hoof?

>>20996916
"Wait... but if you really have some.. magical powers... couldn't you have just made the helicoptors disappear?"

"Yes, I could have, but I didn't think it was necessary. I didn't want to cause a confrontation, especially since I know I'm innocent. Fighting would just make things more difficult for everyone there."

She sounds reasonable enough, and definitely sounds sincere about her innocence. Still, I need more information if I'm going to prove that in court. Listen to me, I'm concerned with how I'm going to prove a horse's innocence.

"So, about your sister," I begin, "she should be able to clear this whole mess up, then? She's the one who can attest to the fact that you didn't intentionally abuse your reign over the night?"

"Oh yes, definitely!" She sounds very enthusiastic. "My sister would do anything for me."

"Where can I find her?"

"She should definitely be in the Mountain Palace in Canterlot, which is in Equestria."

Great, more gibberish I don't understand. Where the hell is Equestria? Does it even exist? I can't believe there's a shred of doubt left in my mind at this point; some place I've never heard of would be the least unusual thing to happen all day so far.

"Uhh... how do we get to this Equestria place, exactly?"

"Oh, don't worry about that. I'll just ask the guard for a quick phone call and I'll have a chariot outside waiting to take you there in no time at all."

Did she just say a chariot?

>>20996893
then she probably run away comes back, drops your pant down and cover your cock with hot sauce before starting to lick you.

>>20996846

I only need Fluttershy.

...Maybe Dash.

>>20996937
I just came

>>20996822
I... don't get it.

>>20996822

>doubles

i swear i get out of this every day.

>>20996940

Way to chose complete opposites Boco.

>>20997003

Yes, I suppose I did.

>>20996974
is this... what the actual cartoon looked like?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_7u3nhANa4
You are now aware that this is what would be played in Pinkie's Halloween party, and everyone would be dancing to it.
In tune.

>>20997057
This just reminds me that I want to see a picture of Big Mac as Dr. Frank-N-Furter

>>20997045
Yup.

>>20996846
This would be tough sicne being a male in Equestria is a tough life. We have to prove we are the best against other males.
Work hard meanial tasks.

>>20996217
>>20996431
>>20996512
>>20996480

>>20997109
I'M JUST A SWEET, TRANSPONY~!

>>20997190
Is this from the first episode? I forgot what happens. I need to watch it three more times.

>>20997057

It works so well...

>>20997132
Now I'm sad

>>20997190
Apple Fritter, why is your hair green?

>>20996846

although it wouldnt be 'easy' per se, it would be very possible to get Rarity eating out of your hand. Just work hard to get a post as a guard in the palace, and she'd do ANYTHING to get a 'guided tour'

ANYTHING

>>20997214
yeah, it's when Applejack is introducing her to the entire apple family.

speaking of which, applejack episode tomorrow everypony!

>>20997214
It's just Applejack introducing her big-ass family.

>>20997057
Rarity decides against attending the party as a rocky character in favor of something she finds more classy

>First impressions
>"Well, most of these characters seem pretty unlikable so far. I don't see what all the fuss is abou--"
>Fluttershy's introduction
>mfw

>>20997280
it's always fluttershy that gets them.

>>20997274
>more classy
>a sociopath rapist

Have you SEEN A Clockwork Orange?

>>20997307

yeah, the last stage of pony acceptance says "Fluttershy is mai waifu" for a reason!

>>20997280

You will never run your hands through Fluttershy's soft, silky hair while telling her how much you love her

>>20997488
Y u do this, frog? Y?

>>20997488
>>20997410
>>20997280

I prefer Dash, we would be lesbros

>>20997410

Not waifu, more like beloved friend.

No sexual stuff.

>>20996982
Well, I guess you could say that it DOUBLED as a reaction image and an indicator to look at the post number.

>>20997535
GOD DAMNIT CARLOS!!!!

Why would you sex up something so adorable?

You know, I realized something about this whole prophecy...
An ancient evil, imprisoned beyond this world, biding her time until the stars are right once more. Her return shall herald the end of days.

Celestia makes her students read the Necroponicon.

Also, we need an MLP slowpoke.

>None of us will EVER spend a long night up partying with Pinkie Pie, only for her to draw us away from the festivities in the dead of night, taking us away to her bedroom, where she will tease us with a pink, frilly lingerie stripshow before she hops over to us and lets us eat out her fairy floss flavoured snatch, nuzzling and licking at her cherry flavoured clit until she shivers in excitement and cums whipped cream all over our faces, which will then provide glorious lubricant as we mount her and fuck her all night long

>>20997655

Am I fucking a cake?!

>>20997274
I always thought Rarity would either be dressed as Columbia or Magenta (whoever had that sexy, sultry voice.) Sorry been many years since I have seen the movie.

>>20997655

wow, I never expected someone to save that one

>>20997678

No... you're eating it out!

Fluttershy is probably my least favourite character. I mean she's ok but the shy thing is annoying to me more than it is cute.
Pinkie Rainbow and Twilight master race.

>>20997655

Pinkie Pie's sex song: 'Pin the tail in MEEEEeeee"

Someone fund dat shit

>>20997655
>none of you will ever have intercourse in real life

FTFY

>>20997714

you just mad

just need to show a little kindness

>>20997688
Hm.

Twilight and Spike are Janet and Brad, obviously. Rarity does make a good Magenta, and Pinkie makes a good Columbia. I guess that makes Applejack Riff-Raff, and for some reason I see Dash as Rocky. Which leaves Frank to Nightmare Moon I guess.

Big Mac can be Eddy. Who's Doctor Scott?

>>20997688
Magenta had the sultry voice. Columbia had the annoying New York-y accent and fangasm'd over Meatloaf.

Spike could be Riff-Raff. I bet they'd do an interesting version of the "elbow sex" scene together.

>>20997785
$10 says he calls her "little lady" on a regular basis.

>>20996837

>>20997655
>fair floss
I know where the guy who wrote that WASN'T from.

It's Cotton Candy, niggers.

>>20997785
It's McIntosh
Macintosh is the computer

>>20997785
>>20997821
As you wish

and all the ladies in this thread got wet

>>20997745
>>20997752
No, I know that Big Mac is Dr. Franken Furter. You know it , I know it, we all know it.
Now picture it damnit!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IF0nG-JdwJQ

>>20997897

should i touch this up?

Gentlemen, enjoy: http://www.deviantart.com/download/185037625/mlp_fim_pony_base_by_sakuyamon-d325zy1.psd

>>20997655

Applejack/Superman: Physically the strongest. Grew up on a farm.
Pinkie Pie/Batman: THEIR PARENTS ARE DEAAAAAAAAAD!
Rarity/Wonder Woman: (Wants to be a) princess.
Rainbow Dash/Flash: Made of goesfast.
Twilight Sparkle/Green Lantern: Serves a godlike being, who happens to be a master troll.
Fluttershy/Aquaman: Friend to all the animals.
Spike/Martian Manhunter: Turns into a dragon, manages logistics

>>20998068
>I sure do know a lot about wonder woman

>>20998010
In case you're wondering, It's a "Make your own damn Pony" template (eyes not included).

>>20998068
Rarity wants to be a princess, but Twilight might be one already.

>>20998160
The theory is that she's Luna's daughter, right?

>>20998103
Are you trying to imply that Wonder Woman isn't a Princess?

Setting that aside, she also fights mythical monsters on a regular basis. Just like Rarity.

>>20998068

Regarding Wonder Woman I repeat this:

>>20996594

>WW is the embodiment of truth. Apple Jack possess the element of honesty. /discussion

>>20997745
>>20997752
How about Big Gay Serpent, you'd know he'd be a perfect role for it.

>>20998195
He could do a hilarious spin on the Criminologist.

"Ooooh! It's just a jump to to the left, sweetie!"

>>20998103
Rarity's traits are:
Fashion Designer - doesn't really relate to WW unless you want to make some joke about her costume changes
Spirit of Generosity - WW is the spirit of Truth, which is a different Pony.

I suppose you could say "Ties people up tightly", or at a stretch "Most skilled at physical combat." because she kicked a Manticore in the face.

>>20998229
>>20997900
>>20997752
>>20997745
>>20997688
Awesome, now we need a drawfag to make this happen!

>>20998174
Do you really see 'jack rocking the tiara look though?

>>20996098
Rarity takes a little TOO much interest in Twilight Sparkle for it to be healthy...

>>20998337
She's hoping to be invited to Canterlot. It's a very exclusive community, you know.

>>20998337
Everyone wants to get their hooves on Twilight

Mo(r)e Fluttershy.

>>20998387
long Pinkie Pie is long

I declare DAT ASS for this thread.

Also, to make it so that each of them has a trait that's exclusive to them the Pinkie/Batman link could be "In their civilian identity, more known for throwing extravagant parties than working hard."

>>20996749

I tried...

>>20997234

My other attempt

>>20998510
No, this is how you do itm bitch

>>20998544
Superior

>>20998464

It was another grand day in Ponyville, the rosy red light of the morning sun peeked over the tops of the galloping hills, leaving a rush of warm, morning air and chirping songbirds in its wake. As the sunlight rolled sluggishly over sweet apple acres, it peeled between the curtains of Applejack’s room, a thin, piercing lance rushing across the floor and up the side of her bed, before coming to rest squarely on her slumbering eye. Applejack quivered, she twisted, and then her eye flew open and she leaped up into the air “It’s the day!” she said. A short, apple filled breakfast later and Applejack was racing out of the door, “Oh I’ve been waiting and Waiting for this day! And now it’s finally here! Time for the first spring seeding!” Big Mac had been up late that night, ploughing the fields in preparation for this morning, and the poor colt was likely catching up the 40 or so winks he’d been missed, so it fell to Applejack to take care of the sowing, but luckily she’d arranged for some help...

“DASH! DASH! DASH?” Applejack called out, having arrived in the clearing where Dash had arranged to meet her. “DASH? Don’t you be trying to hide from me now, you owe me this favour for covering your present for Fluttershy’s birthday, so come out!” But there was no response, merely the sound of morning songbirds and the rush of wind on the hilly slopes. Applejack sighed, she knew Dash would try to make things difficult, but she couldn’t imagine that she’d wilfully abandon her, not on such an important occasion as this, Dash KNEW how crucial sowing day was to sweet apple acres. “Maybe she just went and done got herself muddled up about where we were s’pposed to meet.”

>>20998169
The theory is that she's Luna/Celestia's spiritual successor - some kind of "third goddess pony" in the making. Whether she's actually blood related is another issue.

>>20998589

And so Applejack wandered off in search of the errant Pegasus, looking high in the trees to catch her napping, or poking her head under the bushes to see if she was spying, but to no avail. A glance at the featureless sky did not betray a tell-tale rainbow trail either. As the sun began to climb further over the horizon, Applejack began to wonder: why did she rely on Dash being punctual? Surely one of her other, more dependable friends would have been a better choice. Rarity? No, she’d likely freak out after chipping a hoof. Pinkie? Maybe Applejack could just tie the apple seed sack to her tail and send her hoppin’ on her way, but she just doesn’t have the concentration to walk in a straight line. Fluttershy? But the last time she got her to help she kept gettin’ distracted by ever dang bird that swooped overhead. Twilight? No, she couldn’t keep pushin’ the little darlin’, she’d already been helping her with Spring cleaning. What was it about Dash that made her such the obvious choice? Dash certainly had the energy for the job, Applejack loved to spend time watching her go about her weather duties, it was always fun to see her thrust those hoofs out at those clouds and go KA-POW! And she was so fast that the sowing would be done in no time flat, Applejack giggled to herself when she imagined Dash boasting her usual “Ten Seconds FLAT,” she’d likely have to reign in that pony by that tail of hers. She was always pulling at Dash’s pretty tail, having to keep the young rascal from gettin’ herself into trouble...

>>20998618

“Oh Dang I’m gettin’ distracted,” Applejack said, “And it’s 10 o’clock already Where is that obnoxious filly?” She’d already searched the fields, high and low, and had poked around town as well, but couldn’t find the elusive pony anywhere. She was just about to give up when her ears flickered with the tell tale sensation of a windy rush, and she heard the rising crescendo of a pony’s voice: “look out belooooooooooowwwWWWWWW!”
Dash cannoned into Applejack at high speed, sending the two ponies tumbling down a small slope and into a thick patch of grass. Applejack shook her head after a moments daze and glared at the clumsy Pegasus, “RAINBOW DASH! Where have you been?”
“Whaddya mean? You told me to meet you out here early in the morning!” she said.
“IT’S ALMOST 11 O’CLOCK!”
Dash looked stunned, “ELEVEN? I got up THAT early? Wow, I could have slept for a whole ‘nother hour or two, oh well. I told you I’d be here and you know that Rainbow Dash is ALWAYS loyal to her friends!” She spiralled into the air and briefly struck a pose, “So where are these seeds huh? We might as well get started already! Boy... it sure looks like it’s going to be hot toda-AAYYYYY-“

>>20998544
what-evs, you wont top this beeeeeatch!

>>20998635

“It’s only gonna be hot because you’ve left it to nearly the MIDDLE OF THE DAY!” Applejack growled as she pulled Dash back to earth by her tail.
“Oh so it’s too late to start then? I guess we’ll just have to take the day off and do it tomorrow huh? I have to practise my moves for the wonder-bolts anyway so DONT WORRY I’ll be keeping busy.”
Applejack sighed, why did she bother? She knew Dash was too lazy to be up at the crack of dawn. It was getting late, but she couldn’t just leave it to the next day, not after all the work Big Mac had done. She guessed that she and Dash would just have to tough it out in the su-
“Hey, why are you still holding my tail?” Dash said
Applejack blushed and spat out Dash’s tail, “Oh uh, I’m sorry darlin’, just got a lil’ distracted is all...”
Rainbow Dash rolled her eyes, “Well if that’s all then I’ll just be going.”
“Hold on there nelly!” Applejack said, “You said you’d be helping out this morning and I plan on holding you ta that promise!”

>>20998661

“Well yeah, this MORNING, but the mornings almost over already like you said yourself, so we’ll just have to postpone the appointment until tomorrow.”
Applejack fumed “Why youuuuuu...” but then stopped and caught herself. She scratched her chin with her hoof as she thought about what to do, and then broke out into a mischievous grin. “Say Dash, I have an idea, why don’t we hoof wrestle? Winner decides what to do”
Rainbow Dash grinned evilly, “Oh so you think you can take me on? You’re gonna regret this one!” And she flew down and locked hoofs with Applejack over a stump, groaning and struggling with all her might to bring her opponents hoof down. Applejack merely smiled, she often played around with Rainbow Dash like this, sometimes winning, sometimes not, but it was always just fun and games, she never really put in her full strength behind the wrestle. But this time... she wanted something...

>>20998674

“I win!” Applejack cried out triumphantly.
“Awww, no fair, you did that so fast you must have cheated!” Dash pouted sulkily.
“Now now my ‘loyal’ friend, you aren’t trying to back out of a deal are you?”
Rainbow Dash sighed, “I guess not Applejack, you win, so we do what you want to do... shall we get started on those seeds?”
Applejack smiled slyly, “Oh I don’t know, I think we may need to 'plough' them fields just a little more....”


to be continued at an indefinite time

Hello mares!
Look at your pony.
Now back to me.
Now back at your pony.
Now back to me.

Sadly, he isn't me, but if he stopped using filly-scented coat conditioner and switched to Foal Spice, he could smell like he's me.

>>20998695
I approve

>>20998695
Look again. I'm an unicorn.

>>20998169
Or that she's the third sister.

>>20998695
10/10

>>20998589
>>20998618
>>20998635
>>20998661
>>20998674
>>20998687
Oh you dirty tease, you.

>>20998687

>to be continued at an indefinite time

Oh Rarity, why is your fantasy so fun to mess with?

>>20998687

> to be continued at an indefinite time

this is the main reason why i don't read fanfiction here

>>20998687
>to be continued on an indefinet time.
>indefinet
YOU BETTER BE TROLLING YOU NIGGER!

>>20997714
I agree, anon. I just don't really like Fluttershy. She just rubs me wrong. Heck I like Rainbow Dash more than her for RD is pretty annoying.

Don't worry, my sexually deprived ponies!

The King is here...

>>20998695
Look down. Back up. Where are you? You're in Canterlot with pony your pony could smell like. What's in your hand? Back to me. I have it. It's two tickets to that Gala you love. Look again, the tickets are now kindness sparkles! Anything is possible when your pony smells like me and not a foal. I'm on another pony.

thanks for the template

I paused here accidentally. The only reason I capped it was the frame unintentionally gave off implications of /ss/. What have you done to me /co/?

>>20998828
HOW couuuuuld you...?

>>20998820
>>20998888
>>20998906

Hey relax guys, I'm just your average work laden uni student, take a seat, put your feet your feet up, how about we all just take five and wait for the new episode to come out brahs?

All these threads always last so long, and STILL no freaky horse porn.

I'm somewhat proud/disappointed.

>>20999003

Rarity the unicorn: Sex predator

>>20999026

Needs a 'WHAT THE SHIT?' caption

>>20999052
Of course of course there's no porn with the horse.

It's a cartoon about PONIES, and the only horse in the show is universally hated for tabloid cospiracy reasons that make too much sense to NOT be true.

>>20999101
Why would you draw that works better....

or better yet HOW could yooooou draw that!?

>>20999052
There's heaps of it
As well as fics

>>20999052
>>20999115
You guys are kidding, right? There's totally porn.

I still haven't gotten ep 3 dl to work. :/

>>20999084
And guess who's next

>>20999208
Worked for me
But then again I have a account for premium megaupload

>>20998959
Hahah awesome!

>>20999172
Of the ponies, yes.

not the horse, though.

>>20999049
read it in his voice

>>20999284
Yeah, we need some Celestia x Nightmare (not Luna)
Unfortunately, I'm no drawfag.

Suddenly, Rainbow Dash!

For some reason I find this random pegasus from the Wonderbolts crowd hilarious

>>20999559
Speaking of background ponies. Does anyone have the bigger cleaned up image of Derpy Hooves?

>>20999617
How 'bout this?

>>20998828
but she ain't messin wit no broke Trigga

>>20999716
It is never any less funny.

>>20999617
clean as I can manage

>>20999003

>>20999834
what happened to Spike being in super love with Rarity?

>>20999877
guess it was just a one-shot gag. either that or he just hasn't really had any new opportunity to fawn over her.

he was completely absent in episode 2, and he was barely with Rarity in episode 3. Only time he was was when he was protesting girly gala gunk and keeping Twilight's tickets safe.

>>20999084
I'm pretty sure her interest in Twilight Sparkle is more than just social climbing.

>>21000010

Confirmed for too tight.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmOt15wxv84&fmt=35

3:24

Their lights are made of imprisoned fairies.

I'll bet Celestia did this.

>>20999834

Sweet merciful God!
She looks like creepiest female pedophile EVER in this picture!
Truly worthy of the "hey kid wanna /ss/" caption.

But I would caption it "GIMME SOME SUGAR BABY BOY". Way creepier this way.

>>21000088
It is HER Gala, of course she did. It's probably unimaginably painful for them as well.

as much as your wild speculation is fun, can't we just enjoy the characters for who they are? I love my airheaded Pinky and "typical fashion-obsesser with a kind heart"

>>21000088
they look like fireflies to me.

>>20999834
>>21000194

Also obligatory:

Spike: I need an adult...

Rarity: I AM AN ADULT!!!

>>21000233
They don't really look like either, they're just balls with vaguely wing-like appendages on top.

>>21000157
Hide your kids

>>21000233
>>21000262
Pinkie called them "fairy lights" in the song. I don't think it's a metaphor for what it looks like.

>>21000231
I do love the characters for who they are really. I'm just feeling extra silly tonight.

>>21000262
They look like fireflies to me.

Which really doesn't make Princess Celestia any less evil, when you think about it.

>>21000262

HEY! LOOK! LISTEN!

>>21000288
...This is new.

Do you have an early release of the new episode?

>>21000403


..... I'm with Celestia on this one.

>>21000427
It's from episode 1

>>21000427
I wish. It's a shot from when Nightmare Moon first shows up.

I'll be streaming episodes 1-3 in about 20 mins
http://tv.40cakes.com/toonamicakes/

>>21000564
Cool. I'll be there.

>>21000233
SUFFERING fireflies.

>>21000564
Channel 3, I'm guessing?

>>21000870
#1
starting now

>>21000088

any drawfags in here?

>>21001615
We're all in the stream.

>>21001854
Yeah, the thread here appears to have died.