looks to be a week-old episode, there, govnah...

>>20988977

But it's high def...

Incoming high def captions

Do I need firefox to watch videos on the hub?

When can I get a hi-res version of the Pinkie Pie "The party don't start 'til I walk in!" picture.

GODDAMNIT I WANT IT NOWWWWW

Bump for ponies.

Uploadan.

>>20990322
Ten bucks says that buzzard is the sweetest and kindest animal in all of Equestria.

Angel is his sworn enemy.

>>20989020
it uses flash, so no.

Well /co/, even last week I would never have thought I'd need a My Little Pony folder.
Thank you.

shit yea

I'm writing a paper that's due in 24 hours, i need some ponies to get me through this.

here have some mother fucking Pinkie Pie

>>20990371
You and me both. Damned lab reports...

>>20990416
that shit is why i majored in English. Pope and Dryden weren't concerned with chemistry, and neither are ponies.

>>20990474
That may be, but are ponies concerned with Pope and Dryden, either? Twilight Sparkle may care about some famous pony writers, but everyone thinks she's a NEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRD for giving a crap.

>>20990525
i think she'd probably have to read a bit of Thomas Equine-us

>>20990320

>>20990560
Reaction image in the making.
SPIKE IS NOT AMUSED.jpg

>>20990584
You lazy shit.

>>20990604
Hey, chill. I'm not on my home computer.

Thanks, though. That one's going in my folder.

We need HD of this

>>20990604
Try this.

>>20989007

>Applejack the Ripper

"Applesaucy Jack"?

>>20990713
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_the_ripper

>>20990727
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saucy_Jacky_postcard

>>20990560
MKV: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=LKR9GYE2

>>20990750
FIRE UP YOUR PHOTO EDITING SOFTWARE, LADIES AND GENTLEPONIES!

>>20990810

I can't hear you over the sound of me booting up Photoshop.

>>20990750
no .flv? :(

>>20990458
"Welcome to Hot Topic."

>>20990865
Shit takes time. Ep just went up, you know.

>>20990881
yeah but usually it's been the .flv to come first. I'm wondering if he's just dropping them altogether and sticking with .mkv

>>20990865

>>20990893
oh, okay. excellent then.

>>20990892
Nope, just decided to make both at once this week.

>>20990916

YOU GONNA GET RAPED

>>20990954
Be sure to get one of her "YES!!!" face.

>>20990965

>>20990987
Beautiful.

>>20990936

Caption: I don't get it

>>20990954

Caption: INNUENDO?

FUCK YEAH! DOWNLOADING LIKE THE MOTHERFUCKING FIST OF THE NORTH STAR as soon as I get home in about seven hours...

>>20990987
how long before someone shoops the horn into a cock?

>>20990987
oh exploitable

>>20990320
thanks for the upload!

>>20991006

Caption: Pinkie Pie is defying gravity, your argument is invalid.

>>20991093
man they look like weird, freaky elves when they're not in their usual angle.

>>20991110
CAPTION: Bitch, please.

>>20991071
My pleasure.

>>20991045

Sometimes its all about been subtle.

you know, if any two girls are going to get into a huge slap-fight, it's gonna be Dash and Rarity.

Pardon my ignorance, but I'm watching this and I have NO idea the gender of most of these ponies. I assume they are all girls?

>>20991182
god damn is right, that upload sure is taking its time. Are they still using those saggy old servers?

Thanks for the upload though, you're awesome.

I missed the HD release of the second episode. Anyone remembers the link?

>>20991224
FLV: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=2VU2SVA0
MKV: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=6077YZGC

>>20991224
FLV: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=2VU2SVA0
MKV: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=6077YZGC

>>20991239
>>20991237
MEGAMIND

>>20991263
isn't there a scene in a Monty Python movie with god looking down just like this?

>>20991296

You mean the "GET ON WITH IT" bit?

>>20991221
Save for spike all the main ponies are girls.

FLV: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=ZJ5BEUAC

>>20991221
All of the main ponies are girls
Male ponies have a different muzzle

What free program do people use to add captions again? I'd love to give it a shot.

>>20991237
>>20991239

Thank you, bronies.

I demand a HQ version of this.

>>20991377
http://wigflip.com/roflbot/

>>20991389

>>20991406
excellent

>>20991398
Cheers.

>>20991110

Congratulations /co/ you have found me my new guilty pleasure.

>>20991492

ohohoho now who is this sweet young thing? Spike's sister?

>>20991643

ADVICE TWILGHT TEMPLATE

>>20991565

>>20991628
requesting this with "No fuck given"

as seen here.

>>20991751
ALL THE CANDY VAGS ARE MINE

>>20991751
Taste the Rainbow

>>20991751
it looks like a skull from the inside :O

>>20991774

This is fun!

So why the fuck are they called ponies not unicorns? They all have fucking horns, also some have wings so it's technically My Little Unicorns and Pegesi.

>>20991853

Rainbow Dash is up to something...

>>20991844
Only 2 of them have horns
There are three subspecies of ponies: unicorn, pegasus, and earth pony, which have neither wings nor horns.
The only pony we've seen with both wings and horns is Celestia

>>20991844
Unicorn Ponies are called Unicorn Ponies

>>20991887

Luna has wings and a horn too.

>The file you are trying to access is temporarily unavailable.

>>20991887 Only 2 of them have horns

How about Rainbow Dash?
She looks horny enough for me.

>>20991934
CARLOS.

HQ version of a previously-existing image.

>>20991913
Oh, doi.
How could I forget?

>>20991887
and princes luna

So the schedule is a new episode on Friday, and a web-release the following Thursday?

I should schedule my classes around my /co/ week. Mondays are for Cartoon Network, Wednesdays are for scan releases, Thursday and Friday are MLP, and... I guess everything else can be MSPA. I dunno.

>>20991737
"LET THE MATING COMMENCE"

>>20991916
that happened to me. keep refreshing, it'll be there in a few minutes

So the male ponies are pretty much fucking slaves on this show. Whenever they show up theyre either working their ass off or serving the female ponies in some way.

In fact, the ONLY speaking role for a male pony so far was one line of dialogue from a waiter.

Ohhh boy... time to prepare my Impact font.

>>20991984

alternatively...

>>20991875

seconds later

Twilight: Dash..is that your hoof

>>20991949
I wonder if princess Luna will cause more trouble later, I mean she was trapped in the moon for a thousand years she could have gone insane. Also, what happened to Celestia when she disappeared....

>>20992013
It's totally a lesbian feminist paradise.

How old are these ponies again? I think the last consensus was that they were at least 20, but I just wanna make sure.

>>20992080
Who cares? They're not real and they're not having sex.

>>20991668
Is that a pony condom?

>>20992091
Geeze, I was just asking. You don't have to take it personally.

OBLIGATORY

>>20992107
>My face when i understood that

FUCK

>>20992104
But it's a bit of a strange question to ask. Why the heck would you even want to know?

>>20992126
whoa whoa whoa what are you doing?!

times have changed, man. get with the program.

>>20992104
They can be whatever age you want them to be~

>>20992049

By the way, this one is ten time more funny when you realize Rainbow dash is probably saying that!

>>20992144
"I NEED TO LOSE TWENTY MORE POUNDS, OR I'LL NEVER BE PRETTY!"

>>20992141
Because I'm pretty sure Rarity and Pinkie Pie own their own shops despite looking 12 pony-years old or so.

>>20992148
Tonight. You.

>>20992080

I think they are in their late teens/early twenties

IMO, from eldest to youngest...

Apple Jack
Rarity
Twilight
Rainbow Dash
Pinkie Pie
Fluttershy

>>20992080
Young adults, basically. Old enough to have jobs and live on their own, young enough that there aren't any external signs of age at work. Where they fall in that range, and how much variation there is, is somewhat unclear.

watching this thread and listening to Sabaton. makes for an interesting mix

>>20992305
>Sabaton
>SABAN
I am now playing the Power Rangers theme in my head.

FUCK

>>20992315
This made me lol

>>20992315

Ninja'd. I was just thinking that.

>>20992323

EMBRACE IT!

>>20992195
Ya we think they are mostly young adults as

Rarity - owns a design store of some kind.

Pinkie Pie - Works at candy store with her grandma since parents are DEAAAADD

Fluttershy - was lead composer for the sun festival thing

Twilight Sparkle - was in some kind of college, most likely being preened to be Celestia's new host body.

Applejack - Runs a lot of shit on the Apple Acres

Rainbow Dash - Wants to join the military

>>20992406
Great, now I want them to gestault into Ponystator

Equestria needs more dwarves

Also, I got someone to draw Applejack and Rainbow Dash's magical baby lovechild.

>>20992395

That and the fact that we have seen child ponies and they are much smaller than them.

And the major of Ponyville, who is obviously an adult, shares the proportions of the protagonists.

>>20992395
so celestia is the poney female vercion of orochimaru

>>20992441
'Sup

>>20992454
Being sulky since she has to help on the farm when she just wants to fly.

my new mobilebag

>>20992475

!

I... never thought of it that way.

>>20992489

HOW THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT!?

>>20992475
Basically, the current theory is that Celestia is grooming Twilight Sparkle so that when her ancient wicked body finally gives out she can transfer her black soul into Twilight, and rule another thousand years.

"Equestria is mine. I am the Night and the Day. I am CELESTIA, I AM ETERNAL, AND ALL SHALL SERVE, BENEATH THE SHADOW OF MY WINGS!" - Celestia after slaying her mother and banishing her sister to the moon.

>>20992529
I'm now imagining the last bit of the Arthas cinematic.

The Queen, Celestia and Luna's mom, on the throne.

"What are you doing my daughter!?"

"Succeeding you, mother."

*HORN STAB*

And then Luna watches in horror from behind a slightly adjacent door.

>>20992476
All I can think is
>eating cake off loli pony's ass

Damnit 4chan, what have you made me?

>>20992529
So how the fuck are they supposed to stop this?

Is Twilight going to have to do one of those PERSONALITY POWER things with the power of friendship where all her friends remind her what an awesome person she is and she forces Celestia out of her own soul and kills her?

Is there a Forever Alone macro of Luna yet?
Seems the most appropriate

>>20992628
"Hey, Dash! Wanna bit?"

>gozaimasu"
WTF Captcha. WTF

>>20992638
It'll be like that scene from Flash Gordon

>>20992628
She's not a loli!
She's a dwarf! A dwarf!

>>20992658
The bit where Timothy Dalton sticks his hand in the tree stump?

Or the bit where BRIAN BLESSED screams a lot?

Or the thing with the big wobbly spike platform?

Oh god, now I'm imagining Celestia as Ming the Merciless and Dash flying in through the fucking window on a giant unicorn statue.

>>20992675
>Flash = Dash
Fuck, it fits.

FUND THIS

>>20992517
www.device-outfit.com

it's a german site so it's not really important.
but i think there are some webshops of this kind in you country too.

>>20992675
I was thinking more where the professor overcomes the brainwashing machine by thinking of all of his great Earth memories, but your is better.

>>20992646
Here's this comic

>>20992664
She is totally a loli pony. She doesn't even have a cutie mark yet!

>>20992675
DASH! AH-AH!

>>20992658
>>20992675
>>20992696

>You now have Queen's music playing in your head.

I'mokaywiththis.jpg

>>20992706
That is due to widespread heightism in the pony world.
Dwarf ponies are not allowed to get cutie marks to illustrate their status as second class citizens

>>20992718
Rainbow Dash in silver shorts.

Hilarious.

>>20992593

And someday, Twilight will discover this and go on an epic quest to defeat Celestia.

With the Elements of Harmony, she'll banish Celestia to the sun and Twilight will rule Equestria.

Hopefully she won't be as evil as Celestia.

>>20988970

Don't beleive in yourself OP, believe in me who believes in you!

>>20992743
So....Celestia is actually Solaris?

>>20992743
>Hopefully she won't be as evil as Celestia

>>20992763
OUR HORNS SHALL PIERCE THE HEAVENS!

>not as evil as Celestia

The Twilight of Ponykind has begun.

>>20992763

>>20992812

awesome

>>20992841
Pic related.

Recruit a team of teenagers with attitude!

>>20992812

I love this.

>>20992812
This is too awesome for words

>>20992893
Fluttershy always makes me laugh in that.
Always.

>>20992928
She's supposed to represent Yuko, I think.

>>20992952
Ah, makes sense.
It's been a while since I saw TTGL

>>20992793
>>20990987
>>20990954

you know, Rarity´s dress dissapear...

>>20992529
>>20992743
that could be an interesting twist to the story

I had a dream that I watched this show and enjoyed it but I was ashamed even in my dream.
YOU WON'T CORRUPT ME
I WON'T WATCH IT /co/!!!
STAYYY OUTTT OFF MYYY HEAAAADDDDD

>>20992972
Me too. I make sure to watch this at regular intervals, however.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s65n0PmvIm4

Still makes the hairs on my neck stand up.

>>20993009
ONE OF US!
ONE OF US!

>>20993009
Succumb to the magic of friendship

>>20991700
>>20991721

Where is my Herpy and Derpy Show?!

>>20993072
Removed due to herpes.

>>20993009

Won't you stay for brunch?

RESISTANCE IS FUTILE! YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED!SHOOBEDOO

I just realized that I ship Granny Smith/Granny Pie

>>20992973
RD alwais want to lai with the other poney girls
>>20993006
how you think she make him to give her the ring
>>20993009
you will never resist the power of this cartoon

>>20993009

You will join the herd, this will happen, it can't be stopped. Embrace it.

>>20992714

>>20993129
>how you think she make him to give her the ring
The... magic of friendship?

>>20993072

Almost done.

So, I looked back, and did a comparison. Apparently, Luna is smaller than Celestia, but still larger than a normal pony.

This pleases me for some reason.

If Rarity is the spirit of generosity, shouldn't she have wanted someone else to have the tickets?

>>20993232
Celestia wasn't standing in that first picture

what the hell /co/ how can you watch this wii-kiddy shit? Tell me, explain this to simple minded Devou/tg/uardsman.

Death, evil, chaos and sadness shall reign

>>20993262

Actually, she is standing. You can check the height comparison again in

>>20991949

>>20993284

>>20993262
yes she is standing
>>20993240
the same aply to the others exept for apple jack and pinky pie

>>20993284

>>20993165
So THAT'S what the fillies are calling it these days.

>>20993284
Because it's a well done cartoon. Great animation, good voice cast, and strong characters. It also helps that it's an image macro GOLDMINE and a lot of fun to deconstruct.

>>20993284

>DAMNED KIDS!

Heh.

>>20993330
Wasn't Applejack the first to relinquish her claim on the ticket, though?

>>20993330
Just because they trend towards generosity, honesty, loyalty, and all that jazz doesn't mean they're not tempted by baser instinct on occasion. Their superego just wins out in the end.

>>20990320
Good. There's a scene I want to gif.

>>20993354
IIRC they all came out in the end to do it at the same time.

Except for Dash, that cunt.

>>20993440
Dash is a bit slow on the uptake, sometimes.

>>20993440
Silence, Dash is awesome

>>20993465
she is more ambisious

>>20993492

>>20993499
Yes. If that were a word, I'm sure Dash would be far more of it than the others.

>>20993499
Uh... you mean ambitious?

FlutterDash love!!!!!!!

>>20993240

I don't know, generosity is about spreading the wealth I would have figured. Seeing as the tickets are scarce and it's really important to her it's understandable she (and the others) had their moments of weakness for their dreams.

Of course, it works out in the end when they realise how selfish they are all being and things get sorted out.

I'd rather the opportunity be there for everyone to be selfish and flawed then for everyone to be perfect best of friends forever without any issues.

>>20993549
>>20993565
These were posted out of chronological order

>>20993565

Nice!

I should really start working on the comic version of the ending of the second episode in Sailor Pony Rangers on giant mecha fashion I've been thinking about.

Has part 2 happened yet on White's story?

>>20993552
yes thats the word

>>20993565
Flutter's all "I'm'll eat dat lady bug"

>>20993730
Tonight. You. All at once.

>>20993730
"...And then i smear whipped cream all over your tails, and lick all the way to your hindquarters, and then..."

>>20992664
That's what you always say.

>>20993440
Dash is understandably shy about coming out.

>>20993730
Everybody's getting raped!

>>20993730

Have you ever FUCKED the devil in the pale moonlight?

>>20992696

>>20992484
>>20992454
I want a picture of Appledash with her parents!

I was hoping once we got past the first episode /co/ would stop talking about this.

You guys are such fags.
Not that I mind, I can't watch this shit but some of these screencaps and stuff are great.

Sup Bronies

So work goes on on the Applejack x Dash fap fiction that was requested of me, and then I have chambered the Pinkie Pie x Twilight Sparkle.

But I like trilogies, so give me one more to work on.

>>20993854
>You guys are such fags.
Tell us something we don't know. Show's still great, though.

Ok, so who gets the Green Lantern ring in this bunch?

>>20993863
I say let Spike get some sweet pony ass. Maybe Spike/Rarity.

>>20993863
Intercoupling.
FOURWAY PONYORGY

>>20993887
Dash, probably. She gets everything awesome.

>>20993888
Fluttershy/Spike/Rarity threeway. No other option. Also, Angel films and blackmails everyone.

>>20993914
FUND IT

>>20993887
In sparkles gay, in rainbows bright,
No mean thought shall cause me fright,
To those who worship Celestia's might,
Beware my power,
FRIENDSHIP'S LIGHT!

With rainbows stripes I own the skies
this flying dyke does not need guys
I'm tough and fast and often blunt
and hungry for
some pony cunt

RAINBOW LANTERN PONY CORPS

>>20993888
RARITY SUCKS SPIKE'S DICK FOR SOME OF HIS GEM STONES, PRACTICALLY CANON

>>20993923
awsome

>>20993888
>Spike/Rarity

Sparity?

>>20993923

Isn't Rainbow Dash a bit overused for superhero roles?
It's been done as Batman, Flash and as a supervillain for Bat Pinkie (and maybe someone else I don't remember).
Beside, we already have Twilight Sparkle being Green Lantern.

>>20993972
Speaking of, why is the Bat-Pinkie writefriend so sloowww, I demand more of the hero Ponyville deserves.

>>20993948
Wouldn't that be the other way around, though? Spike said in episode 3 that it's damn near impossible for him to get gems to eat. It makes sense that Rarity, as the owner of a fashion boutique, would have all kinds of jewelry for him to snack on.

Of course, being the horny bitch she is, Rarity offers to forego payment in exchange for a helping of Spike's (literally) hot dragon cock.

>another MLP thread reaches 300 posts

I love you guys. Seriously.

>>20993972
We may as well induct all the ponies into a lantern corps. All of them kind of fall towards the violet end of the spectrum, though. I couldn't place any of them in yellow or red. Rarity may fit orange...

>>20994031
Isn't she supposed to be the opposite of orange?

>>20994031
Angel is Red Lantern Corp

>>20994049
Yeah, but she certainly did indulge in a serious gold-digging fantasy last episode. Maybe we could combine the lantern corps idea with the Elements of Discord idea. Have the normal ponies on the "good" end of the spectrum, and the anti-ponies on the "bad" end.

>>20993988
True, we have oft discussed the slim and elegant sapphire inlaid dildo she uses when furiously fucking herself to her fantasy prince.

She would probably let Spike eat that in exchange for the real thing.

I think we are on autosage now..

>>20994096
>elegant sapphire dildo

Don't remind me of Shugo Chara for the love of god.

>>20994096
>>20993988
>>20993966

All right it's decided, once I finish the other two I'll do a "Rarity bribes Spike into some /ss/ using gemstones."

>>20994120
We'll try not to 'egg' you on.

Captcha: Food overbat

>>20994086
i found the whole Anti-ponies thing kind of dumb.

I would rather see dragons taking the Elements of Discord.

>>20994111

No worries. It will take a while before we 404.

>>20994130

>>20992107 Close but no cigar unfortunately.

I can't get the MKV download to work... ;_;

>>20994160
We don't really know enough about the dragons in this gen of MLP to make that work yet. Perhaps in the future, though.

>>20994148
Oh cool, I have a stalker now.

>>20994202
Keep refreshing. Worked for me.

Has some one capped the thread for the Wall of Friendship already?

>>20994266
I've tried like 20 times now. :/

>>20994278
I think we still have a little bit of life left in this one. May want to save the cap for when there's been no activity for a while.

We got one to over 400 posts last night. That was a damn fine moment.

>>20994322
The first Rainbow Dash general got over 400 posts.

weloveyourainbowdashshutupbabyiknowit.jpeg

There's not a My Little Pony category on FF.net is there?

>>20994353
If there is it is all probably old ponies and not gen 4 master race.

i hace a copy of all this thread

>>20994380
Those old gay mares ain't what they used to be.

>>20994380
I shall fill it with Rainbow Dash awesomeness.

And oh god I'm committing to actually watching this show god help my OCD characterisation bullshit.

>>20994353

There is, and 257 stories strong apparently.

Probably none of them is about 4th gen yet.

>>20994393
All pony threads are archived here.

http://arch.413chan.net/co20988970.html

Just go to the Wall of Friendship, and type in the thread number in the URL

>>20991237
>>20991239
"The file you are trying to access is temporarily unavailable."

>>20993923
Yay, I wrote the first part. I'm proud to be quoted.

>>20994480
I wrote most of the dialogue to the "You watching yer goat anime again?"

Fills me with HARMONY whenever I see it posted.

>>20994520
We seriously need a Rainbow Dash HARMONY explosion of rainbowshenanigans of some sort.

>>20994469
Keep try.

>>20994549

OH LOVE
>>20992928

>>20994520
That was you? I always crack up at the "NEIGHSAYER" bit. Good job, brony.