I'm finally here for a thread right when it starts!

Did you say Equines

I keep trying to teach Cleverbot to respond to 'be a dyke pony' but I just cant figure it out

It keeps whining at me that it's a boy, not a girl

>>20962188
>thinks cleverbot doesn't just connect you with another person

>>20962095
Fine, Pinkie. Just don't forget to powder this time.

I cant wait for episode 4

It's all about Applejack right?

>>20962136

Bawwww I still want these.
Mad as fuck that I couldn't find them.

So, who are we ponyfags? Are we men? Are we fags?

I'm a homo girl, I get the impression there's a couple other girls among us but it's mostly guys. Also one MTF?

Also tell me why you like dem ponies. I like them because they're cute/funny and the show is well-animated.

>>20962188

>It keeps whining at me that it's a boy, not a girl

The power of MLP is so potent that it causes gender confusion even in machines

>>20962241
The LAST episode was about applejack.

She starts it up, and she's the first to apologize, and she's the one who got the most lines besides twili and spike.

>>20962256
D'aw, Spike looks adorable there. Pinkie's mane looks kinda derpy, though.

>>20962262
We actually have two MTFs, I think, and I'm bisexual myself.

Posting some writefaggotry that developed in the last thread in hopes of generating excitement:

Anon 1: G1 series MLP unicorns could all teleport. It's not clear whether they can in this series.

My guess is Twilight Sparkle has a LOT of magical powers she has yet to realize, and that's going to be a major plot point throughout the series.

Anon 2: Culminating in Celestia revealing she has been preening Twilight to be the vessel that she will transfer her wicked soul to when her ancient body finally gives out, thus extending her rule for another thousand years.

"Equestria is MINE, and all shall serve, beneath the shadow of my wings."

Me: Then Luna and Twilight's friends bust in through the door with a big and dramatic "NOT SO FAST, CELESTIA!"

"Ah well if it isn't my dear sister and the rest of the whelps. I see my... 'errands' weren't enough to stop you from putting the pieces together."

Rarity shouts Twilight's name and starts to move towards her, but then Twilight says "Stay back! She's too strong!"

Luna steps forward. "Again, sister? You swore to me that you'd given up on this fevered dream! I was a fool to think you'd changed. I may have failed to stop you from walking this dark path 1000 years ago, but I won't fail this time!"

"You, Luna? You were no match for me then, let alone powerless as you are now. What makes you think you have a chance?"

"Hm. You forget, Celestia, that we are in the presence of the very spirits of harmony themselves!"

A look of shock dawns on Celestia's face, while a looks of realization crosses Twilight's. Suddenly, Twilight Sparkle's eyes begin to glow bright white, and a powerful energy begins to radiate from her body. Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Fluttershy, and Pinkie Pie all follow suit. There is a blinding flash, and princess Luna stands before her sister as the great Nightmare Moon once again...

>>20962262
Man, like it for the same reasons you do. Twilights my fave, love the dymanic between her and Spike, though Fluttershy is moe and I do approve of on model 34

>>20962269

She still didnt get the best scenes

why /co/ why?

>>20962262
>Also one MTF?

There's probably a few of us, Lots of transgendered on 4chan

>>20962262
Heterosexual male here. I think the show is well written, animated, and voiced. However, I also feel it's a bit cliched thematically and threw away a potentially interesting plot with Nightmare Moon.

Time could prove me wrong, of course. Mainly I just enjoy talking with /co/, making image macros, and delving into the social and political structures of Equestria. Shit's hilarious.

>>20962262

I'm a male, heterosexual, and I like the show for pretty much the same reasons you listed. Well-animated, funny, and just overall enjoyable.

>>20962333
Why not?

>>20962327
Well it's hard not to get the best scenes when your the best character in the show.

>>20962241
Supposedly!

>>20962342
>Mainly I just enjoy talking with /co/, making image macros, and delving into the social and political structures of Equestria. Shit's hilarious.

This for sure. There are lots of thing I'm "into" just because they're popular topics on /co/. Fun shit.

>>20962339
Also I like it because it is well animated and the voice acting is really good, also I'm a sucker for a good musical segment.

>>20962221

>>20962262
I am a 22-year-old man.
Here are the reasons I like this show:
1) It's a kids' show whose last five minutes don't pound you into a pulp with their rhetorical hammer.
2) High-quality vector animation - infinite resolution and the ability to back-up the original work permanently combine to get me very excited for no good reason.
3) They are cute.
4) It is fun to elaborate on the setting of a children's show, and this one has proved especially fruitful in that respect.

http://www.dolldivine.com/pony.html

get on it, /co/
the gaudier the better

Could a drawfag do an Applejack version of this pic? In deference to her entrepreneurial pursuits in episode 3?

>>20962316
Id still watch it if it was all about Twilight/Spike. They play off each other so well, and there wouldn't be any horrid shipping. No Spike in episode 2 made me sad, but I understand why he had to be put aside.

Can we make accounts on that flash website yet? Wanna play the game but fuck not being able to save.

>>20962316
I just can't get behind rule 34 of these ponies. They really are just too cute.

It's like rule 34 of Yotsuba, it just feels wrong.

>>20962394
I'll stick with the ponyville creator
If only they'd make it so you can save your progress. Or at least add another game or two

>>20962407
but the shipping is half the fun! But I'd watch the Twilight Spike Power Hour too

>>20962437
The 34 probably comes easier as it is animated and has voices

Along with the fact that 4chan loves taboo

>>20962437
fun fact: I used the word "just" in every sentence in that reply.

>>20962298
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsBQobVpxPU
This is how it'd probably go.

>>20962437
Well, I'll agree with you on the Yotsuba part

Be honest guys

/co/ is 60% of what makes this show so fun to discuss

>>20962497
I use "just" way too often too, bro.

>>20962498
But it would be set to this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qx6nWeik8I0

>>20962477
I like that one better, but such limited choices unless I gain a ridiculous amount of points

>>20962497

I really dont care

>>20962529
Indeed. I had forgotton Celestia was a good guy the other night due to our fanon ramblings.

>>20962529
I love that every panel is a /co/-specific Pony-meme. You can't just throw this anywhere online; people would find it funny probably but they wouldn't get it completely.

Still can't draw decent Rainbow Dash logo... ;_;

>>20962262
Hetero male, 27, here.

> I like them because they're cute/funny and the show is well-animated.

Yup. Plus the reaction face bonanza, and speculating / extrapolating that these threads produce. I also find all the characters to be likable, and the adult nods (like the Benny Hill reference in 3) to be nice.

I will admit to skipping the OP, though I do that with lots of shows.

>>20962543
Power of Love was at least better than fucking Moonlight Sonata. Or whatever the theme tune was called again.

>>20962568

What I like is that nobody has fixed 'drivin' and that it is likely to remain that way, forever mispelled

Everyone is this thread is dykes for Dash.

>dykes for Dash
That must become a catchphrase of some kind.

So any new Bat Pink? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBzkAbx9gk0

>>20962564
It still *could* all be an elaborate ruse on her part. Granted, we've almost had official confirmation of her nice-ness from people who work on the show, but it's still fun to dream.

I am a 20 year old man, and am too tempted to watch this /co/.

>>20962608
It's part of the charm.

>>20962636

>>20962636
do it.

one of us, one of us.

>>20962618
>dykes for Dash

Huh...Yeah, it makes me want to start up some kind of cause...Not sure what.

Who else thinks Firefly is totally going to be a Wonder Bolt

I will watch it when there is actual homosexuality involved.

>>20962636
I'm a 22 year old law student and I did it.

You can too!

>>20962661
SHOO BEE DOO

>>20962636

>>20962667
Uh... an organization of lesbian lobbyists trying to get Rainbow Dash to be the first openly gay character on children's television?

I should feel bad for watching this show but Spike is just so fucking endearing. I have to smile every time he's on screen.

I really hope they actually develop him as a character and not shove him to the side as comic relief.

>>20962677
C'mon, if your from /u/ you know all about the yuri goggles

>>20962656
>>20962661
>>20962686
>>20962681

Alright /co/, I'll give it a shot, since you guys haven't lead me wrong before. I can see them on youtube right?

>>20962667
Lots of young women dye their hair rainbow colours and wear "I ♥ DASH" t-shirts?

>>20962674
Ha ha.

Oh wow.

>>20962686

Pinkie Pie > all

By the way, how updated is the friendship wall?

>>20962735
"I CAST MAGIC MISSILE AT THE DARKNESS"
"Twilight, you...you can't do"
"I ATTACK THE DARKNESS WITH MY PSYONIC FOCUS"
"Wait what, no, that's not legal at all. What the fuck are you"
"I PUT ON MY ROBE AND WIZARD HAT"
"Somebody stop her already."
"I AM THE BESTEST WIZARD EVAR"

>>20962677
Does a FABULOUS Serpent count?
>>20962709
Episode 1:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tjl8XulH51E&fmt=35
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkeLzQv7Mn4&fmt=35
FLV: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=47NK1P1I
MKV: http://www.mediafire.com/?yjy09a2yg8x7zv8

Episode 2:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEp7qudNVfo&fmt=35
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJ-1QaqjwpQ&fmt=35
FLV: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=2VU2SVA0
MKV: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=6077YZGC

Episode 3:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfNH4XTKM2I&fmt=35
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmOt15wxv84&fmt=35

>>20962241
>>20962241
>>20962241

OH FUCK THERE'S AN EPISODE 3??

>>20962674
Holy fuck. I nostalgia'd

Dic was a butcher, but they had some good taste in music

>>20962742
I'd have a slice of that Pinkie Pie.

Oh christ, someone draw Dash saying that. Right now.

>>20962772
Youtube only. HQ MKV will be out in about 2 days.

>>20962763
>>20962777

I'll snag those MKVs, thanks guys.

<---the best I need more of rainbow dash

Do you guys think that other MLP fansites think Celestia is evil too, or is it just a /co/ thing? Jimbo seems hardcore about his fan sites, he might know

>>20962763
I bet a sea serpent like that eats all kinds of sea men.

>>20962674
Firefly is Lauren Faust

>>20962327

Holy shit is dat sum boob grabbing action there?

>Go to Target
>Walk past girls toys isle
>See sort of fat 20+ year old guy with a huge neckbeard looking at MLP

I saw you today /co/

>>20962821
But MLPs grip via magnets.

Does this mean they have MAGNETIC BOOBS?

>>20962807
Will do

Hey Foals,
My name is Rainbow Dash, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are slow, retarded, earth ponies who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass girl cartoons. You are everything bad in Equestria. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any friendship sparkles? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of ponies because of your own lack of a cutie mark, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than schlicking to fantasies about unicorn princes.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was almost captain of the shadowbolts, and starter on my weather clearing team. What do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn ponies on paheal"? I also get straight ponies to go gay for me, and have a banging hot bottom bitch (She just ate me out; Shit was SO dash). You are all male ponies who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

/r/ "Sex? With BOYS?" macro with Dash

in return, here's the image from these pony threads that has made me lol the most

>>20962808
I would suspect that it's just us. It's a leap of logic that requires some very... creative thinking, based on what we've seen so far.

>>20962854
lol scratch that, it seems my request was filled before i even asked!

>>20962807
Most of my Dash stuff is still floating in

>>20956377

so can't post it just yet.

>>20962677
Then watch it, cause this serpent is about as gay as it can get on a kid's show.

>>20962858
That special 4chan logic, you mean?

>>20962221
>>20962221
Some of us are keeping on topic of the OP.

>>20962854
seeV
>>20962807

>>20962889
It's the glue that holds our collective insanity together.

God damn it, I'm reading The Apology of Socrates for class, while I browse this thread. And I just realized as I'm reading it, in my head, it's Princess Luna defending herself against her insane sister.

>>20962760
Hahahhahah fuck I want to see the ponies /tg/ it up now

>>20962893
She forgot the powder again didn't she?

>>20962902
So does the flavour depend on the pony in question?

Is eating Applejack a bit like licking a candy apple?

>>20962797
well fuckin' link that shit!!

>>20962893
wait where the hell is this from?

>>20962920
I'd further elaborate but I have no characterisation to go on other than "Pinkie Pie is a fucking lunatic and Rainbow Dash is the GAYEST GAY THAT EVER GAYED"

>>20962926

Knowing Pinkie she probably put gunpowder in or something

or hotsauce... if it's the latter I guess she has no points but to... ahem... lick it off no?

>>20962799

Here.

It'll be some time before they're done, so I'm gonna play Just Cause 2, to prepare myself.

>>20962967
>probably put gunpowder

"Pinkie, what the hell did you put in this flan? It tastes like some kind of LSD rainbow or something."
"That's because I peed in it."
"DAMMIT PINKIE"

>>20962953
maybe spiderman could be showing them the ropes of tabletop gaming

>>20962919

Holy shit that's an awesome image. Too bad Socrates most likely purposely wanted to die, or at the very least, didn't care either way. I'm sure Luna cares.

you know, they use fairies as street lanterns.....

>>20962929
Yup. Twilight Sparkle probably has a dark chocolate or licorice thing going, Rarity probably tastes like gourmet sweets, Pinkie Pie is bubblegum, and for Fluttershy I'd guess gummi bears. Rainbow Dash tastes like jellybeans, herself.

>>20962929 So does the flavour depend on the pony in question?

We've been over this.

Dash tastes like Rainbow sherbet.
Pinkie Pie tastes like cotton candy.
Applejack tastes like Applejacks.
Rarity probably tastes like French Vanilla or something.

>>20962945
am i missing an episode or something here? or was it in a preview of some sort?

1- Fluttershy
2- Pinkie
3- Applejack
4- Rainbow Dyke
5- Rarity
6- Twilight Sparkle
...
9000- Spike

HORSE HORSE HORSE HORSE HORSE HORSE HORSE HORSE HORSE HORSE HORSE HORSE HORSE HORSE HORSE HORSE HORSE HORSE HORSE HORSE HORSE HORSE HORSE

>>20963086
I agree, Spike is BY far the best characer on the show

>>20963086
Wait, which way is good? Spikes over 9000... is that bad? cus Spike'll fuck a nigger up I tell you huwaht

>>20963043
>Rarity
>tastes like gourmet sweets

I thought /co/ agreed that she tasted like semen and coins.

>>20963086
Um... are the bigger numbers supposed to be good? That shit don't make sense.

>>20963085 what the hell are these "advertisements" you speak of?

>>20963086

what about Angel?

>>20963115
You mean salty milk and coins.

Sage this viral marketing bullshit.

>>20963085
Looks like an edit of ep 3

Alright, I got my pony name. Now I need a symbol.

>>20963115

She probably tastes like a salt like

Yknow, like for cows and stuff

Salty vag.. either that or caramel (I'd like caramel)

>>20963085
obviously shopped. i can tell from the pixels and by having seen quite a few shops in my time.

>>20963115
>>20963143
So... a normal vagina, then?

What's with the gore?

Here the first page, fixed up. The next two pages should not take as long.

>>20963164
Oh, pay the spammer no mind. He just hasn't earned his cutie mark yet.

>>20963170
Dash is Lucchini?

So where did the whole "Celestia is evil" thing come from? I totally didn't pick up on it when watching before.

>>20963164

Just ignore the gorespammer

He'll eventually be overwhelmed by our FRIENDSHIP one of these days

>>20963164
Basically? It's someone having this reaction to the MLP threads.

>>20963164
Trying to get the thread deleted.

>my face when they won't admit to knowing about salty milk and coins, even though they're clearly pedophiles

>>20963164
Just ignore
>>20963170
Good afternoon No-Ink. I am looking forward to the finished Big Mac page.

>>20963185
It's just fanon.
I prefer a benevolent Celestia, but to each their own head-canon

>>20963148

could you post some gifs at least?

Streaming on channel 3
http://tv.40cakes.com/toonamicakes/

>>20963170
First page? Will this end in any form of sex, or is it just for fun?

>>20963185

It mostly came from the woobiefication of Nightmare moon, which then evolved into theories about Celestia being a repressive tyrant who mentally disables any pony that could potentially challenge her authority (like derpony)

pic related

>>20963185
Her sister just wanted to make friends. Rather than do something sane like saying "okay, you rule the days mondays and wednesdays" or something, she let her sister grow ever more lonely until she went mad... and then she locked her sister up in "the attic" for a thousand years.

Plus she hasn't socialized healthcare for Equestria.

>>20963170
Huzzah! One of our great and powerful wizards have returned to our realm! Tell us oh great one, will thou take our dreams and make them reality tonight?

>>20963125
i only have internet, not cable. so i don't get to watch this show live ;_;. time warner does have it on in demand so i forced my little brothers to watch, (they're 12, and 8 while im 10 years older than the oldest) the 8 year old was the only one man enough to watch it with me, the other was too busy playing windwaker

I don't even know why the sage guy is wasting time posting gore, thread will never go away, just fuck it man and pay attention to better threads. No good threads? Then go do something else. Fuck.

>>20963241
Just for fun. But it implies.

>>20963164
>>20963164
>>20963164
>>20963164
>>20963164
>>20963164
>>20963164
iirc if it gets 5 "illegal content" reports it gets deleted automatically.

question: are the hub streams on Thursday?

>>20963185
Celestia trapped Luna in the moon for 1000 years because she was upset that the ponies never played during the night.
After Twilight finds out about the importance of friendship and Celestia knows she has a group of friends, she gives her only two tickets to the big Gala. Then she follows it up with a metaphorical trollface and "well why didn't you just ask for more" at the end up the episode.

You'll never ever stop MLP being on the front page


As much as I hate it too, I am not gonna waste my time. Plus he has a gore folder, sick fuck.

>>20963293
Good information to know for threads I do not care for. MOOHAHAHAHAHA

>>20963185
Think about it. 1000 years ago, Luna/Nightmare Moon feel her work as the mistress of night is going under-appreciated and tries to get attention by forcing nighttime on the populace. So what does Celestia do? Instead of talking things over with her dear sister and coming to some sort of compromise, she locks her in the fucking moon for a goddamn millennium. That alone seems to be a bit of an overreaction.

Then we have various pieces of evidence about Equestria's social structure. For a while , the only male ponies we saw were servants pulling Twilight Sparkle's chariot. This led us to believe that they were subjugated under Celestia. Combine that with her overall cryptic-ness and a whole bunch of other fanon ramblings, and suddenly Equestria becomes a horrible distopia under a tyrannical despot.

>>20963289
Sweet. Implications are just as fun.

I like your art, too. Have you ever tried coloring, or does it take too long?

>>20963185
We also discussed why there are no other PegaUnicorns. It was decided because they could be a threat to Celestia's rule, thus she does this.

>>20963322
>moo

>>20963293

in b4 someone stupidly abuses it and they remove it

Seriously so much easier hiding threads than feeding the trolls.

Rarity/Twilight is the best ship imo

>>20963293
I am pretty sure that is false, and also a good way to risk getting banned for abusing the report system.

>>20963244
>Dat pic
Incest?

"I am the terror, I am the night/
Gonna find you and fight fight fight!/
Look out bad guys, avoid my sight:/
Here comes Batpink, Fear her might!"

>>20963326
It takes to long to color, when it comes 4chan, I just do tone, it's good practice.

>>20963376
Every single time Luna appears with Celestia she looks like an abuse victim. So yes.

>>20963376
No, just regular sisterly love.

Completely unrequited.

>>20963327

And it now appears that Celestia gives cancer to subjects she doesnt like

What a bitch

>>20963380
I'M THE FUCKING BATPONY

"Pinkie, get off the ceiling."

I AM THE NIGHT

>>20963244
I didn't get the end, but
>mfw

>>20963401
> that face
> abuse victim

Holy shit, it all makes so much sense.

>>20963423
"Hey Dash, watcha doin'?"
"I'm gonna LIGHT UP THE NIGHT motherfucker"

>>20963293
I wish that was true.
There was a cp thread on /vp/ a bit back. It was reported to hell and back, and people even went to the IRC and tried to get someone to delete it. It lasted until it bumped itself down to page 15. Really is a blemish on my opinion of the staff

Also, very
> Light isn't Good
> Dark isn't Evil

> tvtropes pages
going on here.

>>20963409

oh my god jewpony?

>>20963409
That was supposed to be the male pony, the daddy pony. They have different muzzles then female ponies

>>20962262

Yet to see this, but ought to. I love MLP when I was little. Shoulda seen it coming. :/

>>20963467
oh hey he's actually reading the thread. this might not be good.
also why don't you just hide the thread or something man? the ponies aren't here to hurt you

>>20963303 ???

if not, when?

>>20963453
PONYVILLE'S SLEEPING LIKE A SOLDIER TRAPPED INSIDE OF AN IRON LUNG
FRIENDSHIP CAN KEEP YOU BREATHING BUT WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FIND A NEW WAR'S BEGUN?
SLIP A SWITCH AND TURN IT OFF, YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO BREATHE!
SO EITHER WAY YOU'RE A CASUALTY!

>>20963467
/v/ here, bro you need to learn how to image dump

>>20963386
Makes sense.

>>20963517
friday man, friday

To the haters: Would it really change anything if they were aliens? Or non-organic constructs? Or just regular humans? The story stays the same in all cases, and that's what matters. The story.

>>20963519
So, Rainbow Dash is Light?

Who the fuck is Wily?

I think Dash fits better as MegaMan.

>>20963533
oh wow that one was pretty cool.
i guess i understand where you're comin from... maybe?
but i dunno im kinda just tuning you out now, sorry man

>>20963533
Well then, Mr. Spammer, what do you think of the show?

>>20963539

Firday is now Friendship day

>>20963539
thanks

Someone pointed out earlier that if Equestria were to be shrouded in eternal night, all the plantlife and eventually animals would die off. So, while evil Celestia makes me lol, NMM's ends do seem to be rather nerfarious.

I love the fact that every sees Ponies as an ungodly abomination that must be cleansed but dont do anything about the myriad of farting threads that have been ehre for years

>>20963517
On Thursday, the previous week's episode is put on the Hub's site. On Friday at 2 EST, a new episode airs. A few hours after that, the new episode is up on youtube.

>>20963556
It's easy man, simply spamming gore is boring, you need to have more to it.

>>20963581

>>20963517
Plays on the Hub channel Friday, usually gets uploaded on their website Thursday.

Also, No-Ink, do you by chance have a non-toned version of the page? I'm bored, so I'm trying to color it all in because I can.

I can't wait for the next installment of Bat Pony, best writfaggotry ever

Spike is such a lazy mexican

>>20963533

>>20963560
Trust me bro, there's no way MLP fits into Protomen. Somebody made a post about it this morning and I spent all day thinking it through. There just aren't enough characters in Protomen for it to work, and none of the relationships fit anyway.

I started with Celestia and Luna as Wily/Light, then maybe Twilight as Megaman, but then I couldn't think of a Protoman. I figured Joe pretty much had to be Rainbow Dash, which worked ok, but then I couldn't think of a single pony to fit Emily since there are no real romantic relationships we've thought up outside of Applejack/Dash. And neither of them would fit Dr. Light at all.

>>20963604

>homosexual agenda
>it's a show about girls

We understand mister spammer, to feel straight you need to be in the company of big, sweaty, half naked muscle men

Right?

I love neopets!

>>20963604
>I felt like it was trying to sell me toys and a homosexual agenda.

Well...That IS what the show is about, ultimately.

>>20963577
If NMM had been shown a little kindness and appreciation she probably would have backed off and been open to reason.
I had actually hoped Twilight and the group would have tried being nice and friendly to her, and getting a breakthrough that way. Instead I got rainbow death beams.

>>20963577
>implying Celestia did not re-write history.

Real version here.

"Hey Luna want to leave the night going a little longer than usual?"

"Really I can?"

"Sure."

"Alright then I will!"

"LUNA HAS GONE MAD WITH POWER, WATCH EQUESTRIA AS I DEFEAT HER!"

"But you said...." *TRAPPED IN THE MOON*

"Problem little sister?
Celestiatrollface.jpeg

"I am power, I am the night and day, Equestria is mine and always shall be, I am eternal, I am CELESTIA AND ALL WILL SERVE BENEATH THE SHADOW OF MY WINGS!"

>>20963614
Go ahead.

Hey, I just realized something. Has anyone seen guadags? Has he actually left us alone all day?

>>20963581
Farting owns
Ponies own
Farting Ponies own

>>20963632
Well you're on /co/, half of these people are drawfags who spend there time talking about ponies. Nobody here really cares that much

>>20963657

>>20963655

You just know that if Celestia played MTG her favourite card would be wrath of god

>>20963655
WAR IS HARMONY
GENDER EQUALITY IS SLAVERY
CELESTIA IS STRENGTH

>>20963655
WAR IS HARMONY
GENDER EQUALITY IS SLAVERY
CELESTIA IS OUR LORD!

>>20963661
Everything actually points to him being a legit fan of the show. A fucking moron still but a legit fan, Last I saw he dropped the name and pictures and is trying better grammer.

Spike is hetero AS FUCK

>>20963674
>>20963657
Aight, thanks. The toned version was coming out off due to, well, the toning.

Not that it doesn't look good on its own, of course. You're doing good with all of it.

>>20963706
Yeah, I was just curious.

>>20963681
Celestia is totally the kind of player who brings a control deck packing more bling than the average Vintage deck to the local tourney where the best thing is a 87 card elf deck.

holy fuck.

is this ... benny hill?

The show is cute, but the... erm... overlord status it has acquired seems a bit much ._.

>>20963758

>>20963771
Yes. Yes it is.

>>20963777
...what?

>>20963717
If the toning isn't good, the toning isn't good. Thanks for your thoughts, it helps in the long run.

>>20963749
"Everyone was having fun before YOU came along."
"And now you're all better players."
"But we're not having FUN any more."
"But you're better players. And you stopped breaking the rules."
"But...."
"My work here is done."
"What an ass."
"I bet it tastes like self-righteousness and hatred."

>>20963771
It IS.

>>20963771

Not-quite-Benny-Hill, but it's obvious it was based off it.

>>20963776
Don't worry, bro. Once you earn your cutie mark, everything will become clear. Then you will be one of us.

One of us.

>>20963779
STOP SUPPORTING MY INSANE CRAZY FANWANK LOGIC

Isn't this like, the 4th thread today? And it's close to autosaging like the others.

>>20963834

Friday is going to be outrageous

Pony threads everywhere

>>20963831
Cool story, doppleganger

The funniest part about gorespam is that people think that anyone on 4chan for more than a few weeks isn't completely desensitized to it already.

>>20963831
Alright, it was nice having you, gorespammer. Maybe one of these days you'll actually detract from a pony thread. Keep on reaching for that brass ring, though.

This is what /co/ really wants to see from this show

>>20963831
Well, I fell for that one. You win?

>>20963632

could you post some gifs too?

>>20963853
Some of us, yeah. A bit.

>>20963853
Hell no.

I personally want to see Rainbow Dash gaying it up like a motherfucker and more hilarious shenanigans.

>>20963842
Naw last Friday we kept it to one thread, it was long, and ended up spanning like 4 threads. But typically we try not to spam /co/ with threads

Also yes
>>20963834

>mfw gore doesn't bother me anymore

God dammit internet

>>20963853

Can I please have the source?

>>20963847
Usually I just don't look at it all. Fake gore doesn't bother me(games, movies) but real life and knowing that person was alive at one time type gore gets to me. I can't just look at it no matter how many times I've seen it.

>>20963877
Last Fridays thread that twas going on as it aired was the "Only a few more hours, is your body ready /co/" thread.

I actually started it, shit was SO dash.

>>20963777
>tits on ponies

poor Spike, surrounded by girls at all times.

>>20963893
Fuck, now I need a Rainbow Dash "DON'T MAKE ME GO UPSIDE YOUR HEAD!" macro.

>>20963911
Spike is the /co/ of the show.

"I don't want to go to some girly Gala."
>I don't want to watch some girly show

"FUCK YES, GALA TICKETS."
>FUCK YES YOU ARE THE BEST SHOW

>>20963911
i_run_this_shit.jpg

Spike is a dragon, ostensibly one with scales, yet he gets crushes on ponies.

Does this make him a furry?

>>20963952
To be fair he only liked Rarity for one single episode.

He is a hit and quite it kind of guy.

Also no because the ponies are not anthropomorphic.

I need an episode 3 mkv so i can stream it
ne one have it ?

>>20963946
Oh please, do try. You're becoming rather boring as it is.

>>20963952
Eh... he was raised by ponies. What do you want from him?

>>20963952
... possibly.

>>20963935
Spike is like, their answer to our demographic. Our extremely small demographic.

I approve. Rock on, Spike-bro.

>>20963961
Not out yet. Two or three days away.

>>20963946

Okay, NOW I'm curious. What have you got? I know you wouldn't DARE post heterosexual sex in the missionary position.

>>20963952
> Does this make him a furry?

Don't you know? Dragons will fuck ANYTHING.

>>20963946

I'm confused, what is your goal again?

>>20963961
The higher quality version of episode 3 won't be out until at least Thursday

>>20963892
>but real life and knowing that person was alive at one time type gore gets to me. I can't just look at it no matter how many times I've seen it.

same here bro

that's why i always hide his posts

greasemonkey + 4chan filter = no more gore anymore

>>20963979

>>20963994

Tell me more about this 4chan filter please.

>>20964001
You are so bluffing. How hard it it to post images and/or type stuff?

>>20964027

http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/33916

use it and be happy

>>20963934
>what they all look like as people

Oh god my imagination.

>>20964066
Pfft. You got nothing.

we really should shoot to completely ignore that guy next time. No responding, no engaging in any conversation. It's a bit much to ask, though.

>>20964072
Please note you have to be using Firefox.

>>20964066

maybe if you post some gifs...

>>20964066
>>20964066

But....we already expect you. Then again you missed 3 threads today

>>20963934
>>20964075
I really am sorry for that image, guys.

>>20964084
Well, you must admit that he's more human that other spammers. At least he talks back to us.

>>20964075
This is my favorite one

>>20964108
We determined this in the last thread, Gorespammer is the biggest pony fan of all, since he tries to find every thread he can, and keeps posting even when they are auto saging like this one.

>>20964084
Yeah, we talk a big game about how we're totally gonna do that every time.

He still jelly of our cutie marks.

>>20964087
Actually this script is working for Google chrome too. Without grease monkey. Awesome shit bro no more gore.

>>20964108
I dunno man, he seems to have the same homophobic opinions about watching kid's shows as the other tardos that come to these threads like WHY ARE YOU ENJOYING YOURSELVES I CAN'T UNDERSTAND.

It'd be nice if we just completely ignored him

>>20964108

Agreed

He's like the nightmare moon of our family

He's committed acts of unspeakable depravity, but we'll still love him and accept him as a friend

Friendship fr all!

>>20964112
>Imagine chubby human Pinkie Pie
>"she jumps around enough"

oh goddammit

>people responding to a fucking gorespammer

Fail.

>>20964159
Since the damage has been done in this thread already, I might as well ask...

Would you stop posting if we ignored you?

>>20964128
Which means it's not a good troll. Think about it's talking to us while it's trolling. It must be very a lonely troll. Pathetic.

>>20964186
I can answer that, there was one thread were it was literally JUST the gorepammer, for like 20 mins, all alone in the pony thread.

>>20964155
Indeed, he may be civil as some of you suggest, but guro is waaay beyond the rules, especially real guro. He should be getting banned, and we should be getting back to talking about ponies without upsetting our dispositions

I think when it comes to the gorespammer we just need to show a little kindness

>>20964202
Oh my gosh, how sad.

Anyway, i'mma go through and report the gore. See y'all next time, in case the thread gets deleted or something.

>>20964217
If we wanted grimdark ponies, we'd have brought up how Pinkie Pie's parents are dead.

>>20964217
Nigger have you read some of the twisted shit we've conjured up without your influence? Like the thing about Princess Celestia having babies murdered?

You're not accomplishing anything at all. I just want to be sure you realize that.

>>20964217
But the fact that it does it means that it still a troll even with it's shitty excuse, and a bad troll at that. You failed.

>>20964217
Post some mutilated ponies next please.

>>20964087

Okay, I installed it, now how do I filter him?

>>20964217

Why are you so concerned about a show made for kids on a board SOLELY CREATED FOR CARTOONS AND COMICS?

>>20964253
It does not, so now back on track.

My floor is having a Pony viewing again. There is only one guy on my floor with a tv, this big black guy, so obviously asked to use it to watch my little ponies last Friday, he watched as well, (pic related, his face) so a few more guys have, and now it's all set up for a big Friday night pony fest.

>>20964274
Not only that, it came back to prove a "point". What a shitty troll.

>>20964274
>>20964217

Hooray we defeated the gorespammer!

Our harmony overwhelmed him!

>>20964274
>If being banned worried me

well, it's not so much a personal attack on you as it is an impersonal enforcement of Da Rules.

>>20964285
As far as I know, you can only filter by repeating patterns, like if he's trip/namefagging or if his pics starts with the same numbers/letters.

So just click on the "hide" button on top of his post.

>>20964274
You're not leaving. You're just waiting for us to start a new pony thread. And then you'll post in it because you are just as obsessed with the ponies as the rest of us. Only you're a bit different. See, you are a filthy Celestia sympathizer! You see no problem with locking up poor innocent Luna in the moon for a thousand years.

That's your true mission. To stop us from uncovering and exposing the Celestia conspiracy

>>20964301
I would appreciate if you all bronied up and took pictures of yourselves watching it.

>>20964301
awesome!

>>20964324
or you can auto hide all sages. /co/ has become much more civil since I did this

>>20964301
Now that sounds cool.

>>20964328
will do my best.

>>20964301
I live in an off campus house so is just me and my housemates, but we do the pony drinking game so are shitfaced by the end of the episode.

This thread needs more applejack

>>20964356
I noticed this, too... only now the poor little thing took off his sage.

>>20964399
Fuck I don't even want to know what kind of game that is. Drink every time Spike is awesome? Every time Pinkie is adorable? Every time Dash is butch?

>>20964356
Doing this now, thanks for the info.

>>20964399
Haha! Other people are doing it now, great. Did you keep the apple rule? Because the next episode is going to fuck you up, man.

>>20964356
That's... that's at the same time so obvious and so brilliant...

Why did I never think of that?

Thank you so very much.

>>20964356

How can I hide sages?

>>20964421

Someone really must recolour and redo that for all of our ponyfriends

>>20964356
but what about the occasional polite sage?

Dunno if there are any drawfags around, but there two pics I would totally be down with.

One is Appledash, Applejack and Rainbow Dash's magical love child (think someone is working on this because he was asking about what her cutie mark would look like.)

and then the other would be a variation of this famous picture, only with Celestia exclaiming

"Why can't I hold all my evil!?"
Dunno if she should be holding the word evil itself, or like devils heads.

>>20964445
>>20964448
>>20964442
>>20964427
I worry now if the haters will catch on.

>>20964434

drink every time Applejack says "apple" in the first episode

actually i believe somebody DID that

what happened to him?

>>20964427
Well, someone did say that the guy who made the script practically give instructions on how to beat it.
oh well

>>20964462
If it's a polite sage, that means it's a non-/co/ topic most of the time. And you really shouldn't give a shit if that's the case.

>>20964442
We knew the risk when we put on the uniform.

>>20964434
Was something like

Drink when Applejack says apple
Drink when you D'awww
Drink when a pony pun is made
Drink if Pinkie Bursts into song

>>20964464
She could be holding all the dead Pegacorn babies.

>>20964462
Sometimes to outdo the evil, you must sacrifice some good. Man, what if you sauto hid everyone with noko in the email?

>>20964477
That was me. I passed out before the end of the second episode. Right as Twilight was explaining what the sixth element was.

The full list of things I drank to:
-when there's a horse pun
-when Applejack says "apple" (not counting characters' names, or I'd have finished my bottle in 5 minutes)
-when Pinkie talks too fast to be understood
-when you d'awwww
-when a male pony appears, but doesn't speak
-when Pinkie makes you laugh

>>20964489
Not really, the loser probably realized people were blocking sages.

>>20964477
He emptied his 2/3 filled bottle by the half of the second episode.

>>20964505
>every time Applejack says apple

Fuck, man... episode 3 would have killed people in the first couple of minutes!

>>20964512
>Man, what if you sauto hid everyone with noko in the email?

Pony threads would disappear after a certain point.

>>20964525
Let's see on episode 4, is it the one supposed to be centered on Applejack?

>>20964520
I don't even drink and and I can already feel my liver failing.

>>20964616
Fucking Fluttershy, man. Fluttershy. My god...

Probably gonna be needing a new thread soon...

Be sure to cap the OP of this one for the friendship wall!

>>20964622
I thought you were gonna die on that one.

>Mods deleting gorespammer
holy shit this is the first time that has happened.

>>20964645
Actually I was folowing the second thread just to figure if he had finished both episodes alive, heheh.

>>20964684
no it's not, it's happened before.

glorious as always though.

>>20964544
Something about harvest season and she needs help but no one can.

Either that or she tries to deal with Dash's voracious appetite and learn her to be monogamous.

It was one of those two

>>20964684
>>20964690
Wonder if it's because he dropped the sage. I was thinking maybe the whole point was mods didn't get reports for sages.

Just a theory, though.

>>20964684
Does that mean it's time for THIS image?

>>20964622
What were you drinking?

>>20964684
>>20964690
Nevertheless, a glorious day for bronies everywhere! Let there be friendship and sparkles and cuteness for all!

>>20964722
>>20964684
Does anyone else seriously have trouble suppressing a grin every time Pinkie walks. Since she uses her retard hop instead of normal walking.

>>20964726
Nothing too potent. Captain Morgan's original Spiced Rum.

>>20964684
MODS = GODS

>>20964704
Yeah, so that's guaranteed to kill a few bronies who try the drinkng game.

>>20964742
Even more interesting, Pinkie often comes in from the top of the screen, seemingly changing locations and random, keeping the ponies off guard. You know who else does that?

The Batman

>>20964742
I love it. Especially when it's supposed to be serious and she just fucks it up.

>>20964784
>>20963618
>>20963380

We still need a song about how Pinkie turned the grief from the death of her parents, into the willpower to be the hero Ponyville deserves.

>>20964784

Pinkie seems more of a mob boss to me

She's been clearly demonstrated to have many, many friends that we dont already know

And she can organize them on a moments whim in order to throw a party, as evidenced when she ambushed Twilight and had her gang throw her up in the air

Whoever you are, wherever you are, Pinkie WILL find you and she WILL party with you

>>20964816
We need a hero in Ponyville
If no one else steps up, then I will.

Geeze, two lines and I can already tell that I blow at lyric-writing. Feel free to build up off of that, though.

>>20964816
>>20964784
And you know what she is afraid of?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfNH4XTKM2I&fmt=35

5: 48 - 5:53

When you hear it....

>>20964876
Did anyone else lol hard during her musical number when she somehow pins the tail on herself?

>>20964876
What better way to draw attention away from her nighttime persona?

>>20964876
bats? it's really hard to understand.

>>20964922
Bats on her face.

>>20964876
She'll make her fear... into THEIR fear.

>>20964927
>>20964922
You know who else was afraid of bats?

The Batman

>>20964948
Ponies are a superstitious and cowardly lot.

>report troubles to Moot
>thread already dealt with after I send the mail
>oh well, he probably won't see it anyway

Feels meh, man.

>>20964940
I'm now imagining Christian Bale voicing Pinkie Pie

not sure if want.

I wonder how many years Rarity has been designing outfits for the gala for. Maybe she really is older than the other ponies. Or maybe she's just exaggerating.

Or maybe one Equestrian year is equal to one Earth week due to an accident involving magic and Pinkie wishing she could have more birthday parties.

Bump? I finished the No-Ink page, mostly, but I don't want to post it in a dying thread.

>>20964960

>>20964989
Now think about it: maybe he received your message right BEFORE you sent it.

Deep thinking, man. Serious stuff.

>>20965012
"WHERE IS HE?!"

>>20965071
I'm here at least. And there's always the +thread.

>>20965052
Well probably since she was little, doubt they were very sophisticated back then, the ponies seem pretty college age ish to me.

Rarity - Lives on her own, runs a desighn company

Pinkie - Helps eldery grandmother run candy store, parents are DEAAADD

Twilight Sparkle, was in school of some kind, probably magic college so Celestia could shape her into the perfect host body.

Applejack - Seems to run a lot of shit on Apple Acres

Rainbow Dash - Wants to join the military.

>>20965071
Well I'm still here...

>>20965071
Put it in the plus thread, tends to be our art storage area.

http://plus4chan.org/b/co/res/98088.html

>>20965071
Not really dieing. All threads slow down just a tad when they hit this many replies.

Make a new thread. This one is close to 404.

Oh. Well, anyway, here it is. Enjoy the lack of backgrounds. I'm going to sleep.

I'll probably post it again tomorrow, along with the Dashbats picture I intend to post until you enjoy it. If you see me tomorrow, tell me what I did wrong.

>>20965097
>probably magic college so Celestia could shape her into the perfect host body.

Caught me off guard there, I laughed

>>20965130
>Enjoy the lack of backgrounds

I will. Thanks.

>>20965147
Who says Celestia is a pony at all?

>>20965130
Like the paint job man. Almost done with the second page.

>>20965130
Looks really nice.
Look forward to the others~!
Good night.

>>20965130

This is delicious!

Here's a thought /co/

We all melt over the images that make it look like Luna is some kind of abuse victim suffering under Celestia... and the images that paint this portrait come during the finale of Episode 2

In episode 3 we suddenly have the existance of a new 'nephew' of Celestia

Implications?

Are unipegasi transvestites and Celestia has been giving hot dickings to Luna in order to produce dashing, super fast growing stallions that will transfix and hypnotise the female population into mindslavery for Celestia's eviiil agenda?

>>20965185
Most of us are in agreement that the Prince is not real and just a masturbation fantasy of rarities while she is furiously fucking herself at night with a slim elegant dildo inlaid with sapphires.

>>20965157
>>20965147

The harmony

>>20965185

It makes us much sense as most of the rest of /co/'s Celestia conspiracy

So sure why not?

>>20965273
>Calling the truth a conspiracy

Celestian minister of propaganda detected.

>>20965295

You saw nothing here today, heretic

In fact, you'll see nothing more for the rest of your days *blam*

Here's the second page. Hopefully the thread's not dead.

>>20965416
I like where it's going.

>>20965416

Not dead. At least I'm still here anyway.

>>20965416

>>20965437

Me too, but it IS autosaging

>>20965416
Hahaha cute as fuck

>>20965483
How does autosage work? After 300 replies, every reply is a sage?

>>20965597
Yup.

390 posts according to the filter program I have.

Damn, /co/mrades. We sure to love My Little Pony, don't we?

>>20965659

Yes. SO MUCH.

I want to do SICK SHIT TO THAT PONY and whatnot.

>>20965665
Question is, to which one? It always comes to that, doesn't it?

>>20965684

Oh you know, all of them.

I know we're probably already past this, but I'm actually a chick who loves this series. Loved ponies in my childhood, love 'em now. Except now I write more gay porn of them.

>>20965725
Hey cool, bro. Er, sis? Anyways. Yeah, we're all past caring. Though your vagina does at least give you a bit of a troll-shield compared to the rest of us.

>>20965725
And neither Velvet nor Nimble got to finish, you horrible harridan.

They've got the entirety of the moon to themselves (and Luna) so hop to it!

>>20965725
...more?
Implying you used to write some before this?

>>20965725
To be honest, I didn't expect "Jimbo" to be a chick.

>>20965733
Your post confuses me.
She was p clearly responding to >>20962262
silly

>>20965725

Whatever, I'm a guy who loved the shows as a kid, and now I love it again, because this show is awesome. Also, lez porn.

>>20965758
I forgot about that post. I thought she meant "past this" as in "nobody cares anymore." Because, you know, we don't.

19, Male, 1 or 2 on the Kinsey scale.

But it varies.

Apparently 400 posts now. Someone cap this for the wall.

398 posts and 110 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view.

Almost at 400!

>>20965787
..The hell's a Kinsey scale?

>>20965826
>omitted

We passed 400 in that case.

>>20965836
I know but I just love to see that nice big 400 there

>>20965832
It's a means of quantifying attraction to the same/opposite sex, on a range of 0 to 6. 0 is completely heterosexual, 6 is completely homosexual.

There's also the "X" designation, which means you are asexual.

>>20965867
Oh, Ok. Hope watching MLP doesn't affect that.

>>20965867
Flawed scale is flawed.

>>20965733

Ha! Yeah, I just got home (looong day), so I was reading from the top, and was all OHO I'M ACTUALLY ONLINE FOR ONE OF THE GENDER THREADS. Although I guess it's more memorable that my last pony count was at 900 than my gender. :x

>>20965740

HAHA as soon as I finished I was like OH SHIT. WHOOPS. SORRY BOYS. Although I guess that gives me more reason to continue their story? bwa ha ha~

>>20965744

Erm! Yep, I actually got active on /co/ to write porn for Atlantis (LOL), then Jimbo (from Treasure Planet) and Dimitri (from Anastasia), and then for Watchmen. And then I disappeared and came back months later to THIS GLORIOUS PONY FEST!

>>20965757

Yeah, it wasn't my best idea, I originally took the name from my first pairing, thinking I would only write them for the rest of all time. Whoops! Kinda late to change it now though.

>>20965758

Yeah, exactly! I just showed up late, is all. Whoops! and now we're autosaging, bawww.

Do we have another thread? Someone make one, 400 replies is enough for it I think.

>>20965957
Nonsense. You're a channer now. You are Anonymous, as are we. Shed your name; it is a transient, passing, unimportant thing. Choose a new one, and change it as time requires.

The nature of anonymity is one of change. Embrace it.