Now, where were we?

>>20956412
>Implying Applejack and Rainbow Dash won't have children.

It's pony magic, they aint got to explain SHIT.

On a related note.

"But Dad said I could do my homework AFTER flying practice!"

"Now Appledash you march yerself right into yer room and get that homework done."

"Fine."

"Awww, come on Apple, you know she takes after me, let her fly!"

"Rainbow Dash I really wish you would be stricter with her, she's ar only little girl!"

"Why don't you come over here and make me?"

angrysex.jpeg

What does /co/ think of this for a concept for a new villain?

>>20956426

>Rainbow Dash
>Dad

>>20956459

Dash can fly so fast, she can travel back in time and give herself a Y Chromosome so that she can fuck Applejack a dozen times over, then fly back and undo it

IN TEN SECONDS!

Apple Jack is a transvestite. The producers have been saying there will be boy ponies in later episodes but there has been one the whole time. Applejack. It's why she has a husky voice, doesn't get along with that diesel dyke Rainbow Flash, and is named Jack.

Fluttershy is being molested by her father. That's why she's so withdrawn and introverted, and always lying to appease people.

>discuss

Angel is going to push fluttershy too far and get her into Mischief or dare I say it... TROUBLE!!!

>>20956492


That is pretty damn impressive.

Watched the second episode last night

I fucking hate you people for sucking me into this show

>>20956508
Applejack fits the role much better.

Why do you think she's feels so responsible for so much of sweet apple?

>>20956510

I think that Angel simply wants to merge with Celestia and bring about third impact

>>20956492

Don't you mean ten seconds FLAT?

>>20956545

Our support group meets Tuesdays.

>>20956508
My twin sister used to say AppleJack was a boy to trick me into playing ponies with her.

Maybe she was right. MAYBE SHE WAS RIGHT.

>>20956582
It IS Tuesday.

>>20956601
Welcome to the meeting.

>>20956508
I still want a macro of Spike with his hand in his mouth with the words ALLOW ME TO CHECK THE CONTENTS OF MY STOMACH TO SEE IF I HAVE ANY FUCKS TO GIVE

Derp Pony is my special little waifu.

>>20956553

/r/ing Angel's pimpface onto an angel (preferably Zeruel)

With the emotionally withdrawn fluttershy piloting an EVA

>>20956412
Look everypony! Asteroids!

>>20956628
Is there a high-res of that picture? Last time I saw that pic it was pretty low-res, and fitting all that text in would suck.

>>20956658

I'm sure Fluttershy knows all about the birds and the bees.

>>20956630

I've seen the derp pony about 167 times, and it keeps getting funnier EVERY TIME I SEE IT.

>>20956630
I'd share my special waifu, but the last time an Autistic kid's name, they found his deviant art page spammed the hell out of him and he closed his account.

And /vp/ LIKED that kid.

nom

..... Huh. Are there any female dragons, or do they reproduce asexually?

>gallms fur
I think Captcha has an OC...

>>20956699

Derpy Hooves has that effect on people.

Be there a drawfag kind enough to deliver us a SPESS Marine pony to accompany admech pony?

Preferably a Boreale pony shouting "POHNAAHYS! TODEH! WE FIGHT FOR HARMONEH!

>>20956377

>>20956728
gay shit

make an Ork pony

>>20956709
considering how gay that serpant was, I would not be surprised if there were no female dragons.

>>20956728
Probably easier to ask in one of /tg/'s occasional drawthreads.

>MFW Google image search for "Twilight Sparkle"

Am I the only one who ships Rarity and Pinky-Pie?

>>20956773

Shipping Pinkie Pie is redundant

she obviously whores herself out to the entire cast... Spike included

>>20956773
Biggest Partier, Biggest decor'er

I could see them being good work buddies. (Rarities only dating her to get closer to Twilight

>>20956773
They could make such pretty parties together.

>>20956817

>closer to twilight

Rarity already DRESSES Twilight

To the extent of strappign saddles onto her... how much closer can she GET?

>>20956707

I wish I could nom Dash's tail.

>>20956773
Parity.

>>20956817

So whats the support for the Rarity/Twilight ship? Just curious, it sounds intruiging

>>20956377
Dat tail

>>20956773
Impossible
Pinkie Pie is too busy crashing parties, getting wasted on Sarsaparilla, and snorting pure sugar off one of the Delicious boy's ass every night to be tied down to just one pony

>>20956875

So Dash spends a whole lot of time spying on other people... and then getting sleepy and 'napping'

Dont tell me there isnt a connection here

>>20956854
We've had a conversation regarding the various shipping combinations of My Little Pony.

There's a column version of this elsewhere.

>>20956582
isn't ironic that most of the people that watch the show for the first time watch it on Tuesdays?

>>20956896
>Everyone thinks Pinky Spends her nights whoring it up and partying.

Just as planned.

>>20956908

>>20956773

Parity forever!!

>>20956963
No? How would that be ironic?

>>20956854
She's gets so poubty around twilight, for one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfNH4XTKM2I 8:23

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmOt15wxv84 0:12

>>20956988
Wall Street says NO.

>>20957009
i dunno, but ironic was the first word that came to mind, so thats what i wrote

I think it's obvious that Fluttershy is into beastiality... and posts vids of herself online under the name 'shylark'

>>20957056

Ponies have the internet on computers now?

>>20957056

I dont know what's worse

What you said

Or the fact that I understand what you said

>>20957093
Spike has been keeping a lot of secrets for her.

>>20957056
Oh, y-
>Google "shylark dog"
Oh my.

>>20957009
Well, it's kinda like RAIAAAAAAAAAAN ON YOUR WEDDING DAY.

>>20956918

I'm starting to get afraid at this point...

>>20957144

Pony internet is really just a series of slave dragonsstuffed into little boxes that are used to transmit data

>>20957166

Well, you know what to do when you're afraid.

>>20957166
At least it was just two guys. Imagine if this were actually a debate amongst a group of six, each one representing a specific pony.

>>20956773
>>20956854
I ship Rarity x Rainbow Dash.

Now, before you start calling that a crack ship because the two are almost complete opposites, hear me out--they actually do have something in common. They both lack a "posse".

-- Twilight Sparkle has Spike as her backup, confidant and wing man.
-- Applejack has her huge family to support her.
-- Pinkie Pie has all the ponies in Ponyville--she may be a complete ditz, but she's a natural born leader.
-- Fluttershy has Angel and her little animal friends. If anything, her posse is the most dangerous of all.

But who do Rainbow Dash and Rarity have? Rainbow Dash is so self-confident she probably doesn't think she needs backup. Rarity lives in a world of her imagination, so it's probably never occurred to her to reach out to someone else.

But you just know that, as the evening draws to a close, and Twilight Sparkle has retired to the library with Spike to research some arcane pony lore, Applejack is at a family get-together, Fluttershy is off playing in the woods with her animals, and the prospect of going to YET ANOTHER of Pinkie Pie's parties is too dreadful to contemplate, then Rainbow Dash and Rarity will look at each other and realize they have no one else to turn to.

And then they will have drunken, sloppy, "it's 2 AM and the fear is gone" desperation sex.

>>20956761 >MFW Google image search for "Twilight Sparkle"

We need art of Twilight googling her own name and being VERY unamused.

"But... but... that depiction of vampires is ALL WRONG! Stephanie Meyers did NO research at all!"

>>20957199

Shipping discussions are the best discussions

>>20957199
Lemme guess, the next morning they wake up next to each other, and after the initial flipping out, they begin to worry about either what others will think of them if this ever gets out (Rarity) or what Applejack will do if this ever gets out (Rainbow Dash)?

>>20956707
I hope this turns into a running gag

>>20957212
Are there vampires in Equestria?
Pony Vampires? Dragon Vampires?

>>20957305

Vamponies.

>>20957166
Caption in the end: I came.

>>20957278
I think you're forgetting something about Rainbow Dash.

/k/ommando here, any of you fellas tried the gummy snacks?

I find them somewhat satisfying.

>Watch first episode
>Think Nightmare Moon will be final boss after series long journey.
>Defeated in second episode

>>20957336

Was I the only person who thought they were condoms at first glance?

>>20957366
Don't remind me.

>>20957325
DRAWFRIENDS ASSEMBLE!

>>20957336
whats up with the .45, the clips, and the beer?

>>20957366
That's what we all thought. Thankfully, the rest of the series is shaping up to have enough cute to make you smile, but not enough to make you DAWW with every jump cut.

>>20957375
no, i also thought, then i looked closer, and didn't bother to read what was beside the pic

>>20957366
she is a power to behold in the fanon, though.

>>20957336
whats with the gun/magazine and the beer?

>>20957366
But she'll be back.
Friendship does not cure 1,000 years' worth of THE CRAZY.

>>20957305
"I vant to suck your cutie mark!"

>>20957461
its a .45 dude! and i think its just there for show

>>20957336
Are they any like gummi bears? Because those are good.

>>20957461
oohhhh! i get it, hes from /k/, the weapon thread

>>20957328
Naw man, that's a "My god... it's full of stars!" If I've ever seen one.

I just watched a whole episode and liked it.
Damn you /co/. Now I can never have sex.

>>20957366
>He doesn't realize the Smooze is the real final boss!
>Nothing can stop the Smooze!
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CnOysetlQw

>>20957547
It's all about the cocaine.

>>20957366

Seriously, what the fuck? I hope that she returns later somehow and gets a proper role of Final Boss...

I know it will never happen...

>>20957461
I am pretty sure you aren't allowed on /k/ without at least two of the three within arm's reach at all times.

>>20957557

Welcome to the herd you will be assimilated resistance is futile etc. etc.

>>20957557
I dunno, you could always have a best case scenario:

"Hello, ladies. I'm confident enough in my sexuality to openly admit to you that I enjoy the My Little Pony cartoon."

"Oh, I love that show! Wanna come back to my place and nail me for a few hours?"

>>20957476
Showing her friendship might help.

A gang of ponies blasting her with lasers and taunting her about how much they're friends with each other? Not so much.

>>20957461
>Calling a clip a magazine

>>20957461 & >>20957392
>Calling Bud a beer

>"What the fuck is this girly shit?"
>"Fine I'll watch it but I wont enjoy it"
>I enjoy it
God dammit, is there somewhere I have to mail my penis or will someone be coming to pick it up?

>>20957557
>implying your chances were any better before you watched MLP

>>20957609
I can't wait until she comes back and
sends them all to the GLUE FACTORY MWUAHAHAHAHA

inb4 picture of glitter glue
SHOO BE DOO SHOO SHOO BE DOO

>>20957511
Yes, they are quite good.

>>20957579
She's obviously the Green ranger.

>>20957621
>Calling a clip a magazine
I honestly enjoy doing that to gun enthusiasts far too much.

>>20957639
in time, you'll find it back and stronger than ever.

in death, it has found a new life. stronger, better, grander than before.

do you realize how big a dick it takes to admit to liking MLP?

the hugest.

>>20957639
True men enjoy cute things and protect them with all their might!

Rarity is such a whor-

whoops.. I mean... she's 'generous' right?

>>20957729

Is that nuzzling thing she's doing there the pony equivalent of a hug?

Did people manage to save the huge PNGs from the last thread? It looks like the auto-archiver broke so only a few got saved there.

>>20957758

No, she's stabbing Twilight in the neck.

>>20957690
Hm, the gummi bears I know are transluscent, I guess... but those seem totally worth a try. I think I've seen those for sale somewhere.

>>20957729
Is it just me, or does Rarity look like a goat in that picture?

>>20957783
I think those ones are made with yogurt.

>>20957729

Why is it that just about every frame of this show is cap worthy?

>>20957770
I did but I'm on very bad internet so can't upload them all
In fact there was gonna be one with this post but I just got the upload failed error 5 times trying to do it.

so, /co/, why do all of you have a hard-on for My Little Pony?

Is this show something I should be watching instead of being a neckbeard?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTkwvTD9qnU&feature=related
I promise its not SHOO BEE DOO

>>20957836
Did you like the Power Puff Girls? It's kind of like the Power Puff Girls. Not in the action, because there's not much of that (it's just cute ponies doing cute things), but in the strong characterization and the obvious effort being put into the show.

>>20957836
we like it because we think it's good.

obviously we'll recommend it to you. give it a watch and decide for yourself.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tjl8XulH51E&feature=player_embedded

first episode if you feel so inclined.

>>20957729
Rarity is just interested in Twilight Sparkle because she's from Canterlot. Rarity seems to be quite well-off, and if she can't afford to move to Canterlot, it must be very hard to be allowed in.

But that's to be expected, since Canterlot is both the seat of the government and a center for magical learning. It makes sense that Princess Celestia would only allow the most trustworthy ponies to live there.

>>20957836
Instead of being a neckbeard?

>>20957829
I got a few

>>20957795
>goat anime.jpg

>>20957770
Where did people get those from?

>>20957806
Oh, right. Probably better for sustenance.

>>20957861
"KILL PINKIE PIE!"

(Part of me wishes he left that in)

>>20957881

>>20957729
Rarity is a gold digger, not a whore
She's not interested in that stallion schlong unless it has nobility or mad cash backing it up
>>20957770
I have a few

>>20957836
Well you're already a neckbeard, so it's not like you have any social standing to lose by watching it. It's actually not bad, though.

Very girly, sure, but it's a reaction image/macro goldmine, and it's fun to discuss the (fanon) dark secrets of Equestria that Princess Celestia keeps hidden.

>>20957895
I got the one with the fading rainbow too.

>>20957914
Avoiding flood detection.

Fuck you, /co/. I watched an episode when I was feeling depressed on the advice of another /co/mic book guy. Then I couldn't stop watching. Now I can't stop shipping. It hasn't even been a fucking WEEK.

Twilight x Applejack, Dash x Fluttershy, and Rarity x Pinkie.

>mfw I realize what I've become

Well I can always re-upload anything that other folks didn't get. Just wanted to see if it was necessary.

­

>>20957947
My favorite.

>>20957956
One of us!
One of us!
One of us!

>>20957967

Oh. Carry on then.

>strong characterization and the obvious effort being put into the show
>we think it's good.

Ah, fair enough then.

Also, I meant being a neckbeard as in going back to /tg/ and what not...

>Watching MLP
>Pinkie Pie starts singing
>Headphones come unplugged

>>20958001
if I recall /tg/ loves the show.

>>20957809
Because Rarity is hot?

There's barely anything with Applejack in these - it's kind of sad.

>>20958001
Apparently G1 had lots of D&D elements. Not sure about the future f this new series, though. Check "Escape from the Midnight Castle".

>>20957809

She said, PINKIIIIE~♫

>>20957861
What exactly is shoo bee doo? And why should I be annoyed of it?

Has anyone ever imagined Fluttershy forming some sort of Pony Zeon, trying to gain independence from Earthbound ponies?

>>20958100
/co/ I will love you forever if you shoop that gif...

>>20957809
with Rarity's pose.

>>20957872
Pic realated

>>20958030
She didn't know Twilight was from canterlot until after their first dressup session.

>>20958134
Search YouTube for "Call Upon the Sea Ponies."

>>20958134
You may not want to click this if you value your sanity.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4TedkQP_hM

>>20958093
anything...?

>>20958093
Cannot unsee.

>>20958184

>>20958139
You might want to put on some clothes on first, Full Frontal.

>>20958184
Magnificent.

>>20958184
>mfw filename

>>20958184
O LAWD.

Cant think of a caption for this

only DAWWWWWWW

>>20958139
T-then who is... Heero yuy?
I bet its

>>20958159
HOLY FUCK WHY IS THAT HORRID SONG SO CATCHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

>>20958308

Hugs, hugs for everybody!

>>20958308
ORGY TIME!

>>20958328
Because little girls.

>>20958355
Twilight Sparkle is obviously pimping.

>>20958308

>You will never have friends that group hug you as they all laugh with you.
>sadfrog.jpg

>>20958184

Goddamit. Why?

>>20958308
Who wants to be bottom NOT IT!

And four little NOT IT!'s around the rest of the picture. Fluttershy loses.

>>20958328
Hopefully the artist makes a comic about My Little Pony. He would punch his friend for attempting to give him a pair of fake ears.

>>20958184
>>20958093

Superior

>>20958100

it looks like Pinkie is saying

"s-stop liking me there i-it tickles"

>>20958409
Hey, I have a group of friends who might as well group hug themselves as they laugh AT me...

...fuckers.

>>20958184
I can unsee. Lucky me.

fuck year, more vectors

>>20958184

>>20958473
Where'd they all come from, anyway? DieHard?

>>20958184
That would be pretty awesome if we got to see the ponies moms and they actually had breasts.

>>>/sp/8469539
What the fuck /co/.

>>20956918

Out of some morbid curiosity I read these threads occasionally, observing the incomprehensible sincerity you guys seem to maintain while discussing this... thing. Once in a while a gem like >>20956918 appears, and I can only marvel at the glorious display of human absurdity and/or depravity.

Out of the same sense of morbid curiosity I just decided to watch the first episode of this series and I'm now more confused than ever.
The only emotion it provoked in me was mild annoyance and, after a few minutes, uncaring boredom. I watched the whole episode expecting something that would make it all clear and make me start shipping little ponies, but to no avail. At the end I was just left hollow and depressed.

You people are the ultimate riddle.

>>20958556
Seriously. There's no way is Twilight Sparkle the lowest of the main group.

>>20958582

>>20958409

what happened 2 bat-pony?

>>20958582
Well there's no counting for individual taste. Personally, I'm somewhat pleased that this board can appreciate cartoon quality regardless of target audience/subject matter.

>>20958582
TOO DEEP FOR YOU.

>>20958582
It's obvious to us that you just haven't found your Cutie Mark yet. Do you believe in the Power of Friendship?

Here. Take these pamphlets. Soon you will understand. Then, you will be one of us.

One of us.

ONE OF US.

SHOO BE DOO

>>20958494
no, some anon makes them, i think

>>20958582
Sorry dude. Guess it's just not your thing. :(

>>20958582
It's cool, dog. Nobody says you have to like it.

>>20958582
Eh, I dunno why people like Homestuck, but they definitely have their sincere reasons for it.

Don't try to figure out what it is you're missing, because you saw the same cartoon everyone here did.

God damnit /co/ I hate you so much.

I am now looking for rule34 my little pony and will probably fap to it

Well might as well see what all the fuss is abou-
>Fluttershy
HOLY HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG-

>>20958762
It's been around since before G4.

Here, have some lesbian Dashbat.

>>20958762
look up no-ink

it's a tuesday night, and a bunch of fat faggots are huddled over their computers, their bodies foul with the stench of nachos, feces and body odor, are discussing a show for little girls.

how pathetic are you?

>>20958582

Think about the target audience. I've got a number of older animated shows and children shows that I have my kids watch rather than the tripe they try to pass off as entertainment these days. (I dare you to watch the original 2 carebear movies, then watch the new DvD's)

This actually compares as far as quality to older works. Its done for enjoyment, not a cash grab. Also, Hasbro doing their infomercials again? If its popular you might see a revival of other products. I would watch every episode of MLP twice for them to make just one more classic transformer themed show.

>>20958820
And you're getting butthurt over it for some reason.

You jelly of our cutie marks?

This one had like eight or ten random layers of white scraps underneath it. It was like someone had left the gluestick out on a pile of confetti.

>>20958740

I'm aware I'm not missing anything. There's not exactly an abundance of substext and nuance to miss. I just don't get what part of the show is supposed to be entertaining to a 20-year old male.
It's cool though, keep on entertaining yourselves...

Also, I love Homestuck because it's self-indulgently needlessly complicated and wordy, with engaging characters

Is it just me.. or is there something seriously wrong with background ponies?

Yes yes yes, but when you get right down to it what IS a cutie mark?

>>20958823
sup nostalgiafag

If I had a daughter I would force her to watch Princess Tutu, which is a bit less than a decade old.

>>20958908
Just the fact that it's a quality cartoon with good animation, voice work, and characterization. Not much more. We do have a lot of fun discussing the socio-economic workings of Equestria, making image macros, and shipping the hell out of all the characters.

>>20958946

Oh, here we go again... prepare yourself for deep philosophical discussion!

>>20958762
Allow me to make it easier for you
>inb4 bitching about women portrayed as doing dirty things for money

Without the hat

>>20958946
A mark of cuteness.

On your ass.

>>20958946
A soul. Not the kind you're just born with, the kind you earn.

"But you know, Bart, some philosophers believe that nobody is born with a soul -- that you have to earn one through suffering and thought and prayer, like you did last night."

The cutie marks are the very souls of the ponies in question. And they're something you get with time.

>>20958871
He hasn't found his cutie mark yet, obviously.

>>20958946

We had a fantastic discussion in the previous thread about this.
Do you want me to copypasta?

>>20956630
>>20958911
It could be just random mistakes by the inbetweeners in the animation crew.

More likely, though, I suspect some of them were put in deliberately just for lulz.

>>20959040

>>20959040
PLEASE. It 404'd and the archiver didn't catch it. This might be the best way to make sure it's preserved.

>>20958929

Oh god

>>20958911
This one might just be caught mid-blink.

>>20958815
From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.

fap fap fap fap fap fap

>>20958929

"ooooh, you like that dont you? You're such a dirty pony arent you? What's that? You want me to saddle you and ride you? Beg for it you little whore"

>>20959096

But one pupil is bigger than the other

Isnt that a sign of insanity/head trauma? Complements the Evil Celestia conspiracy...

>>20959070

Do I have to copy and paste every important section of the discussion or can I upload the html file in a zip?

I'm kind of horrible with screenshots

>>20959165
Copy and paste.

>>20959117
Dammit, fits PERFECTLY!

>>20957381
>>20957366
We know who the final boss is.

>>20959165
I don't think 4chan allows hidden zip files anymore :(
Do whichever, though - if you have a saved HTML I may be able to add it to the archive regardless of the bug earlier today

>>20959157
It might just be David Bowie.

the lack of rule 34 on this show is disturbing. Their faces look lusty as hell

>>20958871
>You jelly of our cutie marks?

Which reminds, me, bronies...

What WOULD your cutie mark be if you had one?

Mine's either a book, or a shot-glass of rum with a wedge of lime.

Well, I went and done it.

Since I have officially gone as low as human being can without raping babies and then setting them on fire, I'm just gonna go shoot myself now.

In b4 final boss is Dark Sun

Here goes:

PART 1

Anon - When do we see Apple Bloom with a cutie mark though? She's markless in the scene where she gets introduced...

Dr. Foreigner - I suppose that ponies get their cutie mark wen they hit puberty or adulthood.

Anon - So you know what Rainbow Dash is always looking for.
"Old enough for cutie, old enough for me."

Anon - I think it's the other way around. Adulthood is whenever you get your Cutie Mark. It may be dependent partially on age, it may not.

Dr. Foreigner - Of course, that's entirely possible.

Anon - So lose your hymen, get your cutie mark?

(continues in PART 2)

>>20958184

Those plump, purple, pony tits!

>>20959334
One of us?

>>20959335
oh lawd

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zil_zXsriXY&feature=related

LJbosjba;skn;dkn

>>20959330
The Headsets Telemarketers wear and/or some anti-depressants.

>>20959330

Bottle of Coke.

>>20959350

PART 2

Anon1 - Personally, I think the 'Cutie Mark' is a symbol of self-identity. Some ponies are simply more aware of themselves at a younger age, while others are late bloomers. The characters you play in the game represent ponies who are on a journey of self-discovery, probably later in life than most.


Anon - So, this 'cutie mark' thing is basically...your Persona?
Wow, I've managed to connect Black Rock Shooter, Pretty Cure AND My Little Pony this week. I'm on a fucking WMG roll.


Dr. Foreigner (to Anon1) - That's an interesting theory and I agree that the Cutie Mark is a symbol of self-identity, but I also think that it is such in a way that is not always clear or obvious.
The main example of this is Twilight Sparkle, whose Cutie Mark's meaning is not immediately clear, but we later discover it is connected with the elements of harmony.

Furthermore I think the Cutie Mark in some cases shows family bounds. In Apple Jack's Family many ponies have apples related Cutie Marks.

In the end there's a big role played by some mystical element we ignore regarding how a pony gets his Cutie Mark, I presume.


Anon2 (to Dr. Foreigner) - How conscious of this do you think all the ponies are? The only reference I can think of is Fluttershy saying Rarity's necklace matched her cutie mark, as casually as if the cutie mark was something like the color of her hair. Are they just so used to having cutie marks on their bodies that they don't realize the relationships between them and their characters?

(Continues in PART 3)

>>20959330
a computer or a taco

>>20958184

I think I'll write some AppleDash fapfiction once I finish my paper tonight.

>>20959361
Gooble gobble
Gooble gobble
We accept him
We accept him
One of us
One of us

Ha ha ha...I am so made of fail.

>>20959330

>What WOULD your cutie mark be if you had one?

a bag of Doritos or an Oreo

>>20959501

>I think I'll write some AppleDash fapfiction

DO IT FAGGOT!

>>20959502
Is it even sadder that I know what that's from?

Because Doggy Style is SO animalistic.

>>20959501
Motivation!

>>20959528
I will, I think I'll do the Dash half of the AppleDash bedroom play copy pasts.

I'm not sure what my cutie mark would be. Perhaps it would be some sort of fractal, to represent pedantry and an obsession with repetitive grinding.

>>20958929
>Twilight, it was unfair of me to try and force you as I did.

I can't feel fear anymore. Thanks a lot, /co/. Freaking thanks.

>>20959330
Pair of shades.

This thread needs more of DAT ASS

>>20959629
>>20958929

Go to 3:24

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmOt15wxv84&fmt=35

>>20959575
holy shit! thanks man!

>>20959438

PART 3

Anon3 (to Dr. Foreigner) - In a world where you wear your heart on your sleeve literally...

Wow, that'd add whole new levels of social awkwardness.


Dr. Foreigner (to Anon2) - Again it depends.
It's likely that in many cases a pony may not get the meaning of his CM while the others, having a more objective point of view of him, may understand it.

Or in other cases the CM is a deep and abstract statement on the personality and passions of the pony that only he and ponies near him affectively may comprehend, or that he may keep as a personal secret from others.

Or who knows, maybe some ponies live their entire existence without ever discovering the true meaning of their CM. Maybe a sad symbol of wasted potential.


Dr. Foreigner (to Anon3) - Indeed, but it's also surprisingly fascinating as a concept, don't you think?


Anon (to Dr. Foreigner) - I think it's the other way around.
In their inert state, they all looked like abstract geometric shapes, but once they'd attuned themselves, they took the shape of the chosen ponies' cutie marks.


Anon3 (to Dr. Foreigner) - Fascinating, yes, if only for the mental image of Dash wearing an incredibly homotastic rainbow motif of some kind, possibly involving the astrological symbol for Venus, emblazoned on her shiny blue ass. Or elsewhere, but the ass would be funniest.

It's hard to misinterpret something quite as forcefully GAY as what I'm imagining.

Dammit, now I wish I could draw. I just can't really portray something as epicly ridiculous as a fucking sparkling Venus with a god damned rainbow trail leaping through a larger second, with the funny little + bit first.


(Continues in PART 4)

>>20959654

>>20959654

Applejack had gray eyes?

>>20959502
Related, and AWESOME:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFM140rju4k&feature=related

>>20959629

>>20959668

PART 4
Anon - Being a large, tight-knit family, I'd say family is a big part of their self-identity for Applejack and her clan.


Anon - Would her episode of "working hard" perhaps have undertones of trying to find her own identity separate from that of her large family?

Trying to make a name for herself amidst the many members of her clan

Dr. Foreigner - And of course, beside these theories there's the most obvious explanation:

The Cutie Marks are related to the name of the ponies.

Twilight Sparkle - A blinking star (reminescent of her original name) or a "spark".

Apple Jack - Self explanatory.

Rarity - Diamonds. They are rare. Again, self explanatory.

Fluttershy - Butterflies, who flutter as in fly (and may refer to stuttering?) and they are typically perceived as shy.

Rainbow Dash - A Rainbow colored bolt.

Pinkie Pie - The only exception among the protagonists. Her CM are balloons, obviously referencing her love for fun and parties.

Then there are Snips and Snails (the two male ponies who appear in the flash game), whom we ignore the names, but we can safely assume their names are related to their CM.

This is the boring explanation of course.
And I sill prefer my theory over this.


Anon - I love this. It's like we're putting WAY more thought into the show than the original creators ever did.


THE END

>>20959633
> I can't feel fear anymore

Welcome to the corps!

>>20959676

But her character sheet says she has blue eyes

>>20959662
Twilight confirmed for too tight.

>>20959705
Hey Greg, am I in the room yet?

>>20959701
In sparkles gay, in rainbows bright,
No mean thought shall cause me fright,
To those who worship Celestia's might,
Beware my power,
FRIENDSHIP'S LIGHT!

With rainbows stripes I own the skies
this flying dyke does not need guys
I'm tough and fast and often blunt
and hungry for
some pony cunt

RAINBOW DYKE PONY CORPS

>>20959676

here is a fixed version

>>20959629

I see this picture, with Rarity's pained look of contrition, and I see Pinkie looking on in apparent ignorance of the true significance of Rarity's apology...

and I just know...

Pinkie is thinking about HOT SAUCE!

>>20959728
>>20959705
inb4 Ogre Slaying Knife

>>20959738

>>20959746
It's got a +9 against OOH-GRES!

>>20959665
My pleasure, it was fun.

>>20959782
YOU'RE NOT THERE! You're getting drunk!

>>20959501
Alright I'm going to do AppleDash first for sure, but anyone else have a request? For later.

>>20959728

What room?

>>20959826
I wouldn't mind some Pielight, myself.

>>20959751
If it's not hot sauce, then what is it?

Cutie mark for AppleDash?

A month ago, I never imagined I would be watching old episodes of MLP on youtube
What have you done to me, /co/
Thanks, I guess

>>20959845
The room he's casting all these spells from!

>>20959854
A rainbow apple,

or an apple with a rainbow bolt through it

>>20959854
Three small apples. One is red, one is yellow, one is blue.

>>20959851

You know it to be true

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxS1yKUy9yA&feature=related

I'm so glad the ponies aren't drawn like this.

>>20959869

But he hasnt cast anything yet!

>>20959875
>>20959880
Both fantastic.

Wee need a vote on this

1: Rainbow apple
2: 3 different colored apples
3: Other(name)

>>20959849
Alright perhaps I can make that happen.

Though Mad Iron Sorcerer Princess Celestia help me, I'm going to get a Pinkie song in that fucker, if it kills me.

>>20959896
I am if you'd listen!

>>20959854
Apple with jacks around it.

>>20959933

I'm casting magic missile!

>>20959826
FlutterDash plz, a little fluffy maybe with dash having to learn to be gentle... but still fapworthy of course

>>20959953
At what?! There's nothing to attack!

>>20959889
Those things are kind of creepy looking

>>20959930
Quick, guys... what rhymes with 'candy vag'?

>>20959998
Lesbian badge.

>>20959889
Ugh... is there such a thing as ear bleach?

The voices make me appreciate the new show so much more.

>>20960010
Jet lag...?!

>>20959930
When I was a little filly and felt like I was in the dreeegggss, I learned a way to make me happy right between my leeeegggsss

>>20960042
Does "vag" rhyme with "badge" or "bag"? I'm confused.

>>20960010
Beautiful. This song practically writes itself!

>>20959998

Sandy madge?

>>20960084
Badge is the rhyme. "Vag" sound like you cut off the word "vagina" halfway.

>>20959988

I'M ATTACKING THE DARKNESS!

>>20960072
Awesome.

By the way, this thread can be capped already, though no need aytime soon, I guess.

>>20960118
Ha! Way to steer the thread back on course.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFpZ86T5Z_Q&feature=related

more examples for you to be appreciative of the new show's writing

Twilight's left Rarity to look after Spike while she's on some errand. However Spike finds Rarity's gemstone encrusted "Lollipop" and tries to eat it. But it gets stuck in his throat and he starts choking. Rarity calls Fluttershy to help and she saves Spike. And then they all fucked.

>>20960118
Speaking of, do you think they will develop Twilight's teliportation more. Both times she has done it it has been under extreme stress, and both times seemed a bit shocked it happened.

Celestia and Luna both could, but they are thousand year old PegaUnicorns and Celestia has the stolen power hundreds of those she has sacrificed so it's not that surprising.

I'm guessing it is a very advanced magical technique.

>>20960118

lolz

>>20960178
Angel tops everyone.

>>20960176
Couldn't even make it to the 1 minute mark.

When the trolls call FiM a 'show aimed at 6-year-old girls', this is what they're trying to compare it to.

>my face while watching this
Why does /co/ like this show?

>>20960118
You betcha, Marty! When this pony hits 88 miles per hour...

You're gonna see some serious shit.

>>20960118

Cool! I use the pony!

>>20960200
G1 series MLP unicorns could all teleport. It's not clear whether they can in this series.

My guess is Twilight Sparkle has a LOT of magical powers she has yet to realize, and that's going to be a major plot point throughout the series.

>>20960118

>>20960416
Oh god... if they draw a puberty parallel to it, please kill me.

>>20960264
because it's good.

Maybe it's just TO DEEP FOR YOU.

is there any videos of all of Pinkie Pie's songs, or individually?

>>20960355

What do you mean you use the pony?

>>20960503

>>20960503
I swing it around to see if it's MAGICAL!

>>20960416
Culminating in Celestia revealing she has been preening Twilight to be the vessel that she will transfer her wicked soul to when her ancient body finally gives out, thus extending her rule for another thousand years.

"Equestria is MINE, and all shall serve, beneath the shadow of my wings."

>>20960503

I swing it around, to see if it's magical

>>20960619

It depends

did you bring the MOUNTAIN DEW!

>>20960619
Target exclusives. I got them a few days ago and they had boxes and boxes at my Target.

>>20960416
They also had a bunch of restrictions on their winking ability. Twilight is on a whole other level, and she basically has no idea what she's doing.

>>20960633

I heard that Rarity the Unicorn ranger was bringing her BOYFRIEND!

>>20960633
FLY BY NIGHT, the Mountaiin Dewww
Mountain Dew for yooouuuuu!

>>20960643
It's apparently at lots of stores.

http://www.hasbro.com/shop/where-to-buy.cfm?brand_guid=dad2af6e-1c43-11dd-bd0b-0800200c9a66

Wasn't sure if it was in Australia though but someone last night said it was, I looked in my local K-mart and Toys-r-us but couldn't find shit. I may have to look out for it next time I'm out of my shitty tiny town.

>>20960643

I got mine at wal-mart. Feels good man.

>>20960732
>>20960718
>>20960643
>>20960619
Really now? Really?

>>20960820
You jelly?

>>20960696

Pinkie would sing this

You just know it

>>20960913
NightBlade confirmed to be PINKIE AS FUCK.

>>20960732
>My face when I was actually disappointed when I couldn't find it

>>20961026
cant get it till i move out, CRAAAAAP!

>>20960969

I'd see Nightblade as a kind of unholy union between Pinky and Dash

"Are there any girls there?"

I know I'm going to regret it, but WTF is this mountain dew, I'm attacking the darkness, and nightblade stuff about?

What hilarious in-joke have I somehow missed?

>>20960574
Then Luna and Twilight's friends bust in through the door with a big and dramatic "NOT SO FAST, CELESTIA!"

"Ah well if it isn't my dear sister and the rest of the whelps. I see my... 'errands' weren't enough to stop you from putting the pieces together."

Rarity shouts Twilight's name and starts to move towards her, but then Twilight says "Stay back! She's too strong!"

Luna steps forward. "Again, sister? You swore to me that you'd given up on this fevered dream! I was a fool to think you'd changed. I may have failed to stop you from walking this dark path 1000 years ago, but I won't fail this time!"

"You, Luna? You were no match for me then, let alone powerless as you are now. What makes you think you have a chance?"

"Hm. You forget, Celestia, that we are in the presence of the very spirits of harmony themselves!"

A look of shock dawns on Celestia's face, while a looks of realization crosses Twilight's. Suddenly, Twilight Sparkle's eyes begin to glow bright white, and a powerful energy begins to radiate from her body. Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Fluttershy, and Pinkie Pie all follow suit. There is a blinding flash, and princess Luna stands before her sister as the great Nightmare Moon once again...

I think I just found my new pet project.

>>20961099
'Cuz if there are, I want TO DOOO THEM!

>>20961150
O_O

Need some links in here.

>>20961151
make it...MAKE IT!

>>20961150
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vChEPj0dXXk

>>20961150
you DONT KNOW what mountan dew is!?

>>20961150

It's DnD humour

Look up "Dead Alewives" on wikipedia and you can listen to the sketches

>>20961248
Shhh... he's better off that way.

>>20961248
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Skurheg3P6I

bump. i need pony thread, its gonna be a long night for me

>>20961333
This one is in Autosage and they always slow down then. Should die off in another hour or so then another one will explode.

>>20961151
Do want. Dowantdowantdowant.

someon wanna put this on the wall of friendship?

>>20961463
just throw it into the plus thread and someone will do it

>>20961494
he already did, or at least, someone did

>>20961211
>>20961420
Alright, settle down. I'm gonna be a bit busy for the rest of this week, but I may be able to do some work and post something by the weekend.

Of course, knowing my luck, when episode 4 hits, it'll completely change all our ideas about the royal sisters and all my work will be rendered moot.

>>20961420
>>20961211
If you go down into this archived thread there is a pretty good writefag going.

But with a TWEEST, the twist is

Forbidden stallion slave male on male action.

http://arch.413chan.net/co20879033.html

>>20961531

Not to mention it'll quadruply the contents of our rection folders

>>20961586
should say WAS a good writefag,

>>20961531
Write/Drawfag here with similar story. I feel ya bro, but thats how fanon rolls

>>20961695
Preach it, brother. Here's hoping it's another Twilight & friends focused episode.

>>20961531
>will be rendered moot

Just as planned.

>>20961749
Next one's either focused on Applejack (YAY!) or the one where Rainbow Dash and Pinkie go around playing pranks, I think.

>>20961869
Dash and Pinkie pranking? SIGN ME THE FUCK UP, NIGGA!

>>20961975
I bet in the end they are going to go to far and someone's feelings are going to get hurt, and everyone learns a lesson.

And it will be glorious

>>20961975

You might say that Rainbow is quite the Joker.

>>20962064
It'll be beyond perfect if Spike gets in on the action, too.

Of course, that statement is true in most scenarios.

Looks like there's a new thread:
>>20962095

Guys, could Dr. Manhatten defeat The Smooze?

>>20962179
He couldn't stop him. That's the Smooze's power. He's like Juggernaut or something. However, Doc could just teleport him to Pluto or something, and allow him to keep going forever, but with nothing in his path.

>>20962252
Could the smooze keep replicating until it was large enough to cross the cosmos and come back to earth? Like what Cap did?

>>20962292
Does Smooze even replicate? Meh, if he does, Manhattan just teleports him into a black hole instead.