It only hurts the first baby.

More sex with boys, eh?

PREPARE

>>20946757
What about the second baby?

>>20946773
Derp, there should be a time in there.

>>20946773
That one doesn't hurt as much, the first one stretches it out too much.

>>20946768

You Rainbow-Dash-lesbian-fans are going to be so dissapoint when the creators of the show pair her up with one of the dudes from the Wonder Bolts.

>>20946765
more gay my little pony...

>>20946808
>implying Dash will ever break out of the "I wanna meet the Wonder Bolts!" status quo

Man, of all the things the characters want in this series, that has the least chance of actually happening.

>>20946808
There's always fanfics....

>>20946808
sup' guys, I always told you I was a stud.

>>20946808
YOU SHALL RECIEVE EXTRA RAPINGS FOR SUCH HERESY

>>20946813
Nah. Perhaps not this season, but meeting the Bolts is going to have to be the center of one of her major development episodes. We got a taste of it in the pilot, but we have to have the real thing eventually.

>>20946808
I doubt there'll be any official pairing happening at all, since most of the target audience is still in the "boys are icky" phase of romance.

>>20946844
>implying a show created by one of Genndy Tartakovsky's minions, that featured a benny hill chase scene, is targeted exclusively at preteens

Ponies, /co/?
Ponies?

>>20946886
Someone post the five stages of Pony acceptance for this guy

>>20946892
i must see this...

>>20946892
>>20946917
It's on here, I think

>>20946751
I wanna see her sandwiched beween two stallions stretching her mare area with a shit eating grin on her face.

>>20946929
Yeah see those don't apply to me. I just think you people are filthy consumerist nerds who'll watch anything they put on tv, like this and regular show.

>>20946963
I don't watch Regular Show though.

>>20946963
>hasnt watched it

>>20946963

>>20946963
>Implying Regular Show is to hip for him and thinks its hipster shit

U fail kind sir

any new Ponie fanarts yet?

>>20947393
Did you see the 5 images the guy who works on the show did earlier?

>>20946963
No what makes me a filthy consumerist nerd is the fact I enjoyed this show enough to buy the fucking toys for it.

>>20947446
>the guy who works on the show
what? really?

>>20947464
Yeah he comes on /co/ and draws a lot. He was streaming picture drawing for like 3 hours tonight.

>>20947463
THERE ARE TOYS ALREADY?!?!? WHERE CAN YOU GET THEM?

>new fanart
Sadly there are, as of yet, no pictures of Cthulu ponies. This, by the way would be the cutest thing ever.

>filthy consumerist
Dare I even ask what that means?

>>20947506
http://www.hasbro.com/shop/details.cfm?guid=D0F8485D-19B9-F369-10D7-A98580E3C94D&product_id=2721
7&src=endeca

>>20947507
Unless you consider custom figures "art." And you should.

>>20947507
That we're rotten, capitalistic imperialist that have forsaken our true, socialist ways and, in doing so, betrayed the glorious people's party?

>>20947463
Oh shit those actually look really cool close up... I kinda want them now...

>>20947560
>>20947463
Stop tempting me! Stop it!!

>>20947542
hahahaha...no

>>20947598

>>20947598
You know you want to.

So when does mkv for ep 3 come out again? Sat I thought but I can't remember.

>>20947715
Thursday, probably. That seems to be when Hub puts up a stream of it, and that's what we rip to make the MKV. hi

>>20947728
Alright sweet so only a couple more days waiting for me then

>>20947728
>hi
Why the hell did I type that?

>>20947609
No?

>>20947742
The voices in your mind want a little more attention

>>20947742

If Dash can potentially get an episode where she achieves her dream and meets the Wonderbolts, will Rarity get an episode where she achieves her dream and gets Princess Celestia to wear one of her outfits?

Of course, Celestia 'accidentally' sets it on fire.

GOD DAMN IT /co/, STOP INTRODUCING ME TO LITTLE GIRLS' SHOWS.

>>20947817
No.

>>20947817
Deal with it

I will post in these threads because they are slightly less gay than Regular Show threads, and they are slightly better written then them.

Regular show is fucking garbage.

>>20947849

>>20947849
I have never seen that show but if you like this one more feel free to stay?

>>20947834

Alright good night everypony. Hope this pony thread turns out as well as the last one.

>>20947879
nightmare moon

>>20947888
I have a Lesbian crush on her.

So just watched the third episode.

The premise was recycled and stupid but spike more than made up for it.

>>20947937
Pinkies delicious songs did more like it

>>20947937
That sums it up pretty well.

There's an episode 3? /r/ link

>>20947959
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfNH4XTKM2I&fmt=35
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmOt15wxv84&fmt=35
AVI: http://www.mediafire.com/?uxqbwdi0pweydb2

No HQ yet.

Still reading this thread listening to Ace Combat sound tracks, nothing improves a thread like listening to Unsung War, Zero or The Liberation of Gracemeria.

The only downside is that it's hard to get the idea of winged ponies dogfighting dragons with friendship magic out of my head, doing barrel rolls to avoid incoming flame before looping around for a intercept with their co-ponies. They called her Solo-Pixy, and this pony is her buddy, she is the pony I seek.

My Little Pony
My Little Pony
ahahahahah~
My Little Pony
I used to wonder what friendship could be
My Little Pony
Until you all shared its magic with me.
Big adventure
Tons of fun
A beautiful heart faithful and strong
Sharing kindness
And ???
And magic makes it all complete
You ??? My Little Pony
Do you know you are my very best friennnnnnnnnnnnnnnds.

>>20947937
>the premise was recycled

You still believe that cartoon can be original? are you 12? there's a reason TVTropes exists you know.

So when is the episode 4? Friday? or Saturday?

>>20947971
You are the bro-est of bros, and I fucking love the magnificent image that you just bestowed upon my brain.

I fucking LOVE Ace Combat, man.

I like the series so far, but in all honesty, it's far too early to tell exactly where it's going to go

If the pinnacle of crises we encounter after the pilot are similar to episode three (omg which of my BREST FRIENDS should I take to the ball???) I'm out....

But luckily I dont think it'll go that way, we've already got some foreshadowing of development with Twilight and her teleporting abilities.... which she is unsure of how she does it

She IS a magic student, so who knows what the series will bring eh?

>>20947971

Would the ponies be flying these?

>>20948001
Friday.

>>20948008
>which she is unsure of how she does it

She said that she didn't know she was going to teleport them, not that she doesn't know how she did it. That was my first impression, anyway; I guess we'll have to wait and see where it goes.

>>20948008
I wanna see spike's character/powers developed more.
I understand he's a baby dragon but he's the most interesting fucker on the show and all the powers he has is fucking mailman powers.

>>20948008
expecting different stories from the show is like expecting MATURE GRIMDARK in Sonic the hedgehog, or heterosexuality in Naruto. Not gonna happen soon.

>>20948030

He has the power of FINGERS!

>>20948024

It's better then me assuming they'd have to either all be unicorns or using magic. Pink planes for all the lesser ponies without wings I guess.

Though it would allow unicorns a chance to fuck shit up something serious.

>>20948002

Ace Combat improves anything. Magic girls included.

>>20948030

>all the powers he has is fucking mailman powers

Are you nuts bro? He eats fucking rubies... RUBIES MAN. Can you eat rubies? Or any other gemstones? FUCK NO

For all we know Spike's teeth could be goddamn serrated diamonds man, or some other plebotonium... maybe one that allows him to even eat DIAMONDS TOO!

So dont be dissing on Spike ya'll, he's so boss, he eats goddamn minerals

>>20948031

Well to be fair, sonic had that one good series before they totally screwed the pooch. Can't say much for Naruto though.

>>20948049
>Are you nuts bro? He eats fucking rubies... RUBIES MAN. Can you eat rubies? Or any other gemstones? FUCK NO

Yes I can
I can't digest them but I could easily eat them.

>>20948025
The first time we saw her teleport in the fight with Nightmare Moon, I swear, no joke, the first thing I thought was that she had hit 88 miles per hour.

>>20948040

replace the first instance of 'unicorns' with pegusi. Too easy to get dem pony races mixed up.

>>20948049
oh, given the chance I'd totally eat out some certain "Ruby", if you catch my drift.

Is it just me or do the Earth Ponies get the short end of the power stick?

I mean you have unicorn ponies with their magic powers, and Pegasus Ponies who can break the sound barrier (not to mention the eldritch union of these two, humbly represented by this setting's equivalent of God and Satan)

Earth Ponies get.... to plow dirt?

>>20947983
>>And ???

"It's an easy feat", no "and". Pretty sure the penultimate line is just "My little pony" again, too.

>>20948058
they probably have high HP and bonus skill points and XP faster.

>>20948058
It's old school MLP lore that they're the most physically able--strongest, fastest, able to jump farthest, etc. Generally speaking, of course.

>>20947983
Sharing kindness
>It's an easy feat
And magic makes it all complete

That's what I hear, anyway

>>20948065
Besides, Pinkie seems to have the power to bend reality itself.

>>20948065
Well the flying ones would have to have bird bones to fly so they wouldn't be that strong.
And the others would probably spend more time studying magic then working so yeah.

>>20948085
>bird bones

That guy that works on the shows and runs the streams... What's his reaction to knowing that so many of us like the show?

>>20948091
If I remember right, he didn't seem terribly surprised.

Where's episode 3? Anyone got a link?

>>20948108
See >>20947963

>>20948110

Ah, thank you. Must have overlooked it.

>>20948058

Earth Ponies are probably much more common, generally stronger and more suited for grounded life then the others while Pegusi will lightly be more frail so they can fly well with Dash just being exceptionally energetic so she can sort of match Applejack if she tries hard. Unicorns having TK wouldn't be as strong either seeing as they can rely on that.

I suppose to answer your question, it does seem that Earth Ponies are the 'worker' caste of Ponies if ponies were to have a caste system, rather Ponies just seem to just do whatever the hell they can manage that ties into their cutie mark theme.

Got cookies on your ass? You better beleive you are baking cookies and LOVE THAT SHIT.

>Rainbowdash is meant to be a G3 earth pony. Fluttershy also. Rarity is a pink unicorn with a rainbow coloured mane and tail. Pinkie Pie's hair isn't meant to be so fluffy and AppleJack is a G1 pony. Just thought I'd say. No idea whats happening with MLP right now.

in the grim darkness of youtube comments threads, ponies are serious business

>>20948116

It's the other way round. Enjoy baking cookies? You get a cookie cutie mark. Although I can't remember if the game clarifies if they're placed by simple magic or a magic branding iron.

>>20948124
The MLP version of "They changed __________'s costume for the movie! Now it sucks!"?

>>20948125

I can't imagine it's a branding iron. That's asking for all kinds of through with kids being idiots and all. Generic magic seems more likely, though magic branding iron seems cooler.

>>20948116

>Unicorns having TK

I at first understood this, until episode 3 where all the ponies miraculously display TK in order to hold their tickets

wtf? someone explain this?

Or were they just MAGIC tickets and that's what we should accept?

anyone have the "Spike & rarity 20 years later" pic?

also was anyone else disappointed that Spike didnt go all melty for her in the third episode?

>>20948143
>Or were they just MAGIC tickets and that's what we should accept?
That's what I assumed. Either that or one of the unicorns enchanted them to float for everyone.

>>20948143

Clearly all the ponies have invisible hands

Now they can molest you without you even realizing

>>20948143
maybe twilight sparkle was olding them for all her friends?

>>20948116
I just got a gigantic shit-eating grin on my face.

>>20948089
Dammit, I already posted my "clever girl" pic in another thread! ;_;

>>20948148
He was too busy scoring with applejack.

>>20948158
>Clearly all the ponies have invisible hands
Now I'm going to have nightmares.

>>20948148

I want to see him licking her cutie mark, if you know what I mean.

>>20948143

Well to be fair I assumed all ponies could learn magic with time and telekinesis would be a way to solve many of the problems of hooves. So if we did have to assume everypony gets TK before they are grown up, then perhaps unicorns are more attuned to their magic to the point they can all learn complex magic with training, otherwise without training they are just more dexterous with their powers allowing unicorns like Rarity to sew with the power of her mind... after all she's not sewing shit with hooves.

>>20948116
We need a lost vikings style game now

developed by Wayforward

>>20948078
She is also God Queen of reaction faces.

>>20948171

I remember, as a kid, reading a wierd fantasy book in which the main character, some kind of sorceress, had a cat that she'd somehow given human hands

It caused havoc for all her neighbours by learning how to operate doorhandles and the like... the simple mental image of a cat doing this scared the crap out of me

Wish I could remember the series... in the end it turned out that their entire world was one small continent barred off from a much larger world (that did not, in fact have any magic at all... it only existed on this single continent)

>>20948207

>cat with hands

Get ready to relive your childhood nightmares

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvOL6qXs-Vg

so, an artist friend of mine found out i've been watching the hell out of this show, and drew me as a pony named Tooti Pooti, with beans and a burrito as a cutie mark.

i'm not sure how to feel. ashamed, probably.

>>20948242
>Tooti Pooti

>>20948240

Why would you do that?

>>20948207
Katz called. He wants you to come to his motel, island resort, submarine cruise ship, or confectionary shop.

>>20948148
bump, i need this pic

>>20948240
>The horror... The horror....

PONIES.

>>20947864
I would be fine with a recurring bit of Moe Pony

>>20947983
>Sharing kindness
>Is an easy feat

>>20949036
flutterkonata gets me every time

>>20949036
I scripted a better one, tough If somewhat better at paint than me could redo it, it would look better.

>>20948180
I would think that earth ponies have higher defense and HP and would act like a tank/meatshield for the party.
Pegasus ponies would act as High-AGI rogue/reconnaissance members and unicorns would be vulnerable spellcasters what with their slow casting time and stuff.

Pinkie Pie would get the perk Bloody Mess.

I don't know it seems appropriate shut up I've been awake for the past 24 hours playing New Vegas

My Little Pony
My Little Pony
ahahahahah~
My Little Pony
I used to wonder what friendship could be
My Little Pony
Until you all shared its magic with me.
Big adventure
Tons of fun
A beautiful heart faithful and strong
Sharing kindness
It's an easy feat
And magic makes it all complete
You have My Little Pony
Do you know you are my very best friennnnnnnnnnnnnnnds.

:3

>>20949108

>>20948143
Magic tickets, moved by Celestia's powers.

>>20948148

>>20948158
Invisible hands that can molest you or shred you into pieces while you are asleep.

>>20949182

>>20949272

Can we get the whole series up in this bitch?

>>20949219
ty :3

>>20946875 Genndy Tartakovsky's minions
You've gotta remember that these guys aren't celebrities outside of cartoon/comic fandom. Nobody in the real world knows or gives a shit who Genndy Tartakovsky is.

It's a kids' show. You're watching a kids' show. And there's nothing wrong with that. But there IS something wrong with trying to deny it or explain it away.

>Genndy Tartakovsky's minions

...Can I consider this canon within the Genndy-verse?

>>20949182
reminds me of this .gif

Repostan~

>>20949340
No one's denying that it's a kid's show.
That doesn't mean it doesn't appeal to other audiences.

>>20949383
;_____;

>>20949383

>>20949383
Dammit...Don't cry don't cry don't cry...

;___________;

>>20946875
>Implying that the wife of Craig McCracken is a talentless hack that steals from anything
A large majority of people love the Faust version of My Little Pony. Claiming that it has great animation and is original. As for Sym-Bionic Titan, it is the complete opposite.

Vector-anon here - I've moved on from the quiz wallpapers to the party supplies. Here's a first sample of the goods to come.

>>20949383
Poor Luna, it must be tough having a black hearted sorceress who executes children as your sister.

>>20949182

>>20949383

>>20949611
She should be like Pinky, hide her crushing loneliness by day, and by night, be the hero Equestria deserves.

>>20949383
delicious angst

Needs more pony asses...

>>20949644

>>20949646
Dash agrees at all times.

Requesting Drawfag to draw their Rainbow Dash and Applejack's child. AppleDash

It's Pony magic, I ain't got to explain shit.

>>20949666
>>20949643
Well by day she does have a little pick me up to keep her perky.

>>20949692
this image implies that rainbow dash would be constantly trolling applejack, so that all sex would be angry sex. amusing.

Twilight Sparkle and Spike

Hey Foals,
My name is Rainbow Dash, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are slow, retarded, earth ponies who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass girl cartoons. You are everything bad in Equestria. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any friendship sparkles? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of ponies because of your own lack of a cutie mark, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than schlicking to fantasies about unicorn princes.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was almost captain of the shadowbolts, and starter on my weather clearing team. What do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn ponies on paheal"? I also get straight ponies to go gay for me, and have a banging hot bottom bitch that me and my girlfriend play around with. (She just ate me out; Shit was SO dash). You are all male ponies who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

>>20949692

In the original cartoons, pony babies came from magic mirrors when their mom(s) wished really hard.

jus saying.

>>20949592
>>20949593
Speaking of Celestia, why is she a princess of all things? Does that mean there's a Queen and/or King of Equestria above her?

How do you think her mother and/or father would view the whole "imprison your sister for 1000 years because she got annoyed that nobody appreciated her hard work" thing?

>>20949735

No wonder women are such prudes. They think they can make babies without my glorious cock...

>>20949740
>Implying her parents haven't already been murdered by her

>>20949740
Celestia is a princess because little girls want to be princesses

>>20949383

>>20949740
it's a world that goes by little girl rules, and in those rules, princess is the highest possible rank in anything

>>20949730
I'm sure it's gentle once and a while, but we all know the typical situation in the bedroom is fighting over who is the top.

When Applejack is in charge she likes to pull Rainbow Dash's tail, and play the stern matriarch, punishing Dash for being a naughty little pony.

When Dash gets her way, Applejack dresses up like a naive filly who just saw Rainbow Dash perform with the Wonder Bolts, and who will do ANYTHING for an autograph.

>>20949759
Wouldn't she have assumed the title of Queen, then? Or do you think she just keeps the witless populace unaware of their deaths?

>>20949735
i think you made that up

>>20949740
>Celestia
>Implying she did not long ago kill her parents for power.

Even with Luna trying to stop her.

Applejack with irises (hat still missing)

>>20949700
Is she a relative to Dr Rockso?

>>20949780
The second one.

WAR IS HARMONY
GENDER EQUALITY IS SLAVERY
CELESTIA IS STRENGTH

>>20949796
She's Dr. Rockso's pony-verse, gender-swapped counterpart.

>>20949796
I'M DR. ROCKSO, THE ROCK N ROLL PONY

I DO COCAINE

>>20949798
SHE HAS CONTROL
SHE KEEPS YOU SAFE
SHE IS YOUR HOPE
SHE IS IN CONTROL

>>20949810

LIL' FLUTTERSHY IS ONLY FOURTEEN.
SHES THE DICK-SUCKING PONY QUEEN.
SHE'S GONNA SUCK ME CLEAN...

>>20949798
>WAR IS HARMONY
>HARMONY HARMONY OH LOVE

>>20949782
They didn't
Someone posted some old MLP comics a while back and that was how it worked
Now I wish I had saved those

>Hear roommate coming back to room
>Try to minimize My Little Pony
>Crush my keyboard with my hoof
>Get called little filly

PINKIE AS FUCK

>>20949776

>>20949813
TWILIGHT SPARKLE SET HER SKILFUL HOOVES TO THE TASK OF CREATING A HORSE TO BRING ABOUT CHANGE
TO CREATE A FILLY TO BRING FREEDOM...

TO CREATE A PONY TO SAVE THE WORLD

>>20949813
Why am I crudely reminded of Myria from Breath of Fire III?

>>20949862
Well I was actually going for a Protomen reference with that one, but go with whatever gets your creative juices flowing.

>>20949849
Tell me now...

Is there a pony among you here,
Is there no one who will stand up
And try to fight?

Tell me, ponies!

Is there not one in all your ranks,
Is there no one who values cuteness
Over life?

>>20949908
Caption: Nigga please...

>>20949908
THATS YOUR PENIS?

>>20949923
I was thinking more "Nigga what?!"

>>20949947
it's really the same thing

>>20949908
"Child, please."

Why do some but not all of the ponies have wings?
Also, can they fly?

>>20949908
He does what to my picture?

>>20949982

>Why do some but not all of the ponies have wings?
Genes?

>Also, can they fly?
Yes.

>>20949982
There are 3 types of ponies:

Earth ponies (the regular kind)
Unicorns (they seem to have magic telekinesis or something)
And Pegasuses... Pegasi... whatever (the ones with wings)

>>20949982
It's all part of an elaborate social caste system we've been trying to figure out in these threads. Regular ponies are the worker class, who are given a job and do it, winged ponies are slightly above them, but still not that great, and unicorns make up the aristocratic upper class because they can do magic.

Princess Celestia, a winged unicorn, keeps firm order and rules over this system with an iron-clad hoof.

>>20949735
The way children's shows try to deal with reproduction is usually fucking horrifying.

(Chorus)
We talking about PONIES PONIES
We're muthafucking PONIES PONIES!!!
We are rainbow PONIES PONIES!!!
(yeah yeah yeah)PONIES PONIES (hey hey hey)
If ya don't like me ya can Fuck Off!!
If ya don't like me ya can Fuck Off!!

>>20950019
Don't forget to mention The PegaUnicorns, but to date only Celestia and Luna have been shown to be those. Because well. Celestia does not want a threat to her rule, so when PegaUnicorns are born...

see
>>20949593

>>20950097

>>20950127

Someone needs to shop "Dykes" or something of similar effect on her trail.

Rainbow Dash doing what she does best (fixed - there was this pointless white square floating next to her)

>>20950179
when i look at this, i have that cool drum beat from Powerpuff Girls in my head

>>20950179
If Dash got into the Wonder Bolts, would she have to change her flying trail to the electric thunder clouds they do? Or would she leave the rainbows as a bright banner of her sexual orientation?

>>20950179
Vector-anon, you're awesome, and these pictures are awesome. Thank you.

>>20950083
Let's not forget the abducting of baby dragons for mail service, with hook up on gems and euthanasia at puberty, when they become unmanageable.

(Technically I think Rainbow Dash's trail is supposed to fade to transparency but I am pretty sure they were doing it the lazy way and I haven't figured out how to do it the right way yet.)

>>20950210
You're welcome! :D

Also, have some Apple Bloom.

>>20949822
Rarity fits the rhyme scheme better. Also, I'm imagining Pinkie Pie prancing through the park on a snowy day bragging to everyone in an extra-high pitched voice about how she has a big bag of cocaine before running into a cop-pony. It's quite amusing.

>>20950253
You're really good at this.

i come to /co/ only for my little pony threads. i love you guys

>>20949666
>As she returns to the grave, this music solemnly begins
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hss1puOeBmU#t=4m56s

I really need to stop imagining these scenes.

BATPONY

>I am the night!
>tehe!

>>20950372

>>20950385
I'MSOTOTALLYINSANELYTRULYAWFULLYTHEHEROTHATPNYVILLENEEDS!

Gradient trail enabled (and useless square removed again)

>>20950385
>>20950372
Someone needs to write a Pinkie Pie song where she explains how she used her fear of her parents death as motivation to become The Dark Knight

>>20950200
she's not a lesbian and she never will be

>>20950261
As mentioned before, I am not drawing them - just ripping them from the official PDFs. But thank you regardless! :)

Here's Spike. Going on all fours like this tends to put him in a prime position to observe "dat ass".

>>20950253

>>20950825
>Implying something as minor as canon has ever stopped fanon from running rampant

>>20950486
The...

The rainbow...

It actually changes brightness when I scroll to the side...

WHAT TRICKERY IS THIS???

>>20949740
Same reason why Peach Toadstool is a Princess than a queen, Princesses are more popular than Queens.

Sooooo just how GAY IS this show for young girls?

Because I don't really understand how the fuck they'd let that fly.

FLUTTERSHY PLOX!

>>20951017
Princesses are political bargaining chips.

Queens are awesome.

Remember Queen Victoria?

>>20951051
Yeah, but children find it hard to relate to a queen.