New homestuck general.Old thread at >>20933773Update came in the middle of the day for once, only one page though.Every second past is a second closer to Equius/Dave.
I'd rather have the /a/ spam threads then one about this shit.
gird your loins.
>>20940723One of us, one of us.
Remind me again how many people are playing each troll on pesterchum?Are there any established times in which you can count on dealing with a particular one?
OK, guys, I totally stole Miff's Land Title and chumHandle generator, and I'm taking suggestions for handle, title, and land components.I've so far removed all the handle components that belong to characters, but left the vague PS ones in.
Anyone still up for possibly doing the troll calendar?
>>20940782NO NO NONO NO. stop that! do not bring up that in this thread! DELETE YOUR POST NOW!!
>>20940782Two Aradia'sTwo Sollux's Three(?) Nepeta's One of each of the rest of the trolls. There may be some other asshat goin' around on Kar's handle, though.
Well since noone is going to see this and homestuck threads probably get deleted, just saying I'm gay.
>>20940780Jesus Christ I wouldn't be able to believe that someone would be autistic enough to make this, but I'm dealing with gay mspa babies.
>>20940807I'm game, if we can figure out which trolls are which month.
>>20940804Remember Titles are meant to be single syllable per word.LordDukeEarlBrute
>>20940830edit: i see now it's not the full thing that you people make but at any rate thats still pretty autistic
>>20940827I'm so sorry.
>>20940842Alright, that's a good rule, one Miff did not follow. Now, I need some CONTENT.
Starting this thread with some Casey.
>>20940815How about the kids? I've seen a Rose and Dave on now and then, but I don't think I've ever seen a John or Jade on.
>>20940827Officially a homosuck thread.
>>20940842im keeping Shaman manyou cant stop me
>>20940780here is an OC for your chart!his name is chummyhis chumhandle is chummyChaserhe talks in all caps with a yellow font and he uses the word CHUM alot!!his strife specubi is CHUMLYNESS BECAUSE HE'S SO CHUMMY.
>>20940856>>20940830We just love you, Grant. That's all.
>>20940827uhwelcome to the club?
>>20940827Good for you.
>>20940807I'd still like to try Equius. Was it ever agreed on what month he should have or what he should do in his picture? If I don't it start tonight, I'll start tomorrow.
>>20940882There's one of each kid, and Davesprite floating around. Davesprite sucks, though. We also now have a ghostyTrickster, though I don't know if he uses Pesterchum.
>>20940827Coming out party time?
>>20940838I think we're mostly settled on the month they start, just because we for teh most part already had good ways to get the month to fit them. Unless someone can give a good set of ideas for the other set, or if we really want to have both trolls of each month. (Gam and Eri, then Eri and Fef, then Fef and Ara, etc.)Also, don't mean to be pushy or anything, but were you the one who offered to draw the Nepeta and Jerry request? Or was that someone else? Sorry if I'm mistaking you.
>>20940940Uh, I did, but my scanner isn't working right now. Sorry.
Why must the first fifty posts of every Homestuck thread be so asinine?
>>20940915November.Maybe have him riding a horse in a dark forest and being all sweaty.
Hey Homosuck fans,My name is Grant, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are happy, satisfied, cooperative people who spend every second of their day talking about things you enjoy and in so doing enjoying your lives. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever wasted weeks of your precious lifetime pointlessly trolling people on /co/? I mean, I guess it's fun making positive contributions to discussions of topics of mutual interest, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than not falling asleep masturbating and weeping alone in your bed every night.Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I spent high school making fun of people who were smarter than me, and beating up kids for their lunch money. What acts of pointless, misanthropic antagonism do you take part in, other than "pointing out when trolls are trolling"? I also sneer at people who dress differently than me, and have a mental disability (I just misunderstood a simple insult directed my way and deflected it with an idiotic non-sequitur; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.Pic Related: It's me and the fifteen hours a day I spend talking about things I don't enjoy.
>>20940998Oh, Grant. You so crazy.
>>20940972Because this fandom is terrible.
>>20940998I don't follow.
>>20941008Nah man we only troll other homestuck fans.take chummy for example
>>20941008Stop reposting that inane unfunny wall of gay old /b/ meme.
I have a confession, homosuck fans...I secretly enjoy it and am a major shipping force on the MSPA forums.
>>20940993If he's November, I would think he'd be fitting as an Indian or something with a broken bow. Since it's Thanksgiving month and all.
>>20941044>a major shipping forceSo you're like, a fleet of freight trains?
>>20940861Whoops, posted in the dead-ish thread. Reposting here.Lord, Lady, Lad, Lass, Sleuth, Guide, Guard, Smith, Scout, Knave, Ace, Wraith, Ghost, Sage, Drake.of, uh...Sleep, Storm, Depth, Dark, Mist, Sight, Truth, Lies, Fact, Self, Stone, Steel, Ice, Frost, Flame, Sky, Tide, Fang, Bone, Mirth, Grief, Strife, War, Home, Dance, Song, Dream.Lands...Spires, Depths, Cliffs, Spikes, Chains, Solace, Haze, Meadow, Gossamer, Secrets.Does any of that help?
>>20941050As long as he's sweating.
Seriously though, who hopes Vriska winds up with John?
Just go back to livejournal, damn. Fucking teenyboppers.
>>20941059Nah, that's minor. Probably air shipments.
>>20941075Oh me, good sir!
>>20941082DO NOT BELIEVE ONDORE'S LIES! (oh god I just realized Ondore is 6 characters)
>>20941075If you're going to post as Grant at least use his proper tripcode, #anime
>>20941075We all know that's not grant's trip. Try cracking it next time.
>>20941068Anything helps that helps LOTS.
>>20941094Wut.You realize the majority of freight shipping is done via train right? Shit can carry much more than a plane.
Fuck you impersonators.PS: Nepeta X MEO T FUCKING P
>>20941143The honor of most pound-feet shipped still goes to water travel
ARE WE DISCUSSING TRAINSI LOVE TRAINSCLICKETY CLACK DOWN THE TRACK ITS LOTS AND LOTS OF TRAINS
>>20941171Which is then transferred onto trains.
Needs more angry fef.
>Equius/DaveThat is one conversation I have positively no idea what to expect out of.
i ship grant/trains
So many Grants... it's time!OFFICIAL HOMESTUCK THREAD DRINKING GAMENORMAL MODE (general)Drink once for every two posts Grant Moronson makes.Drink once for every "homosuck is shit" image.Drink every time someone posts and admits they fell for a fake update call.Drink twice if the update is real.Drink once if you thought the update was fake but it's real.HARD MODE (specifics)Drink once every time Zig is a faggot (drink up)Drink once for every 3 misspelled words NotAnon postsDrink once every time an OC is postedDrink once every time Ivan stumbles in the thread and makes either a ": T" or ": I" face.Drink once every time half-snacks begs for attention and does a shitty job at trollingNIGHTMARE MODE Flash update: Flip lid and start screaming "How Do I Live". Record and post to /co/mrades to judge you with their hurtful words
For you guys, thanks for all the help so far.
>>20941175>>20941195Need MSPA/Thomas the Tank Engine crossover
>>20940915Now all that's left is to see him as Little Mac fighting A Glass Joe Colossus.
I'm bored. Somebody delete the old thread so I can slap my Relationship Chart here.
>>20941193He will assume Dave is inferior due to his text colorthen he will ask him to tell him to do stuffand then ask for a towel
Unless people can coem up with good themes for the toher orders, here's what we've got for a general Troll calendar, putting each troll with teh month that their zodiac sign STARTS in (the other possible order is having them in the months that they take the most of, which means bumping everyone one month later, so the calendar would start with Gamzee in Jan and end with Equius in Dec)Also, feel free to submit your own ideas if these suck!January: Eridan (???)February: Feferi (being cute on Valentine's, possibly with Sollux. Maybe have Eridan stalking/pining after her in teh background)March: Aradia (among sheep in the spring, maybe have her frog sprite as well?)April: Tavros (being the victim of an April Fool's prank? possibly by Vriska)May: Sollux (with beehives?)June: Karkat (at the beach)July: Nepeta (being cute in teh summer, maybe in a fireworks scene?)August: Kanaya (Sunbathing?)September: Terezi (being blinded in the forest)October: Vriska (Doing something Halloweeny)November: Equius (at a Thanksgiving scene, perhaps as an Indian with a broken bow, maybe ordering people making the feast around, sweating?)December: Gamzee (ChRiStMaS fUcKiNg MiRaClEs)
>>20941193A pleasant and civil conversation between two gentlemen.
I said fuck off.
fuck I just accidently a person on pesterchum. How do I unblock?
>>20941263I thought if they just change their chumhandle they'll be unblocked.
>>20941241Maybe we can just create a bunch of calendars? One has the Trolls pictured in the month of majority, one is when their tenure begins, one is a bunch of scenes of Trolls doing stuff, and one is a Swimsuit Edition.I want a Swimsuit edition.
>>20941193Equius gets his ass handed to him and secretly enjoys it.Alternatively, Dave starts lighting gay fires like he did with Tavros and Equius mistakes this for an actual solicitation.And then Dave has to put up with the creepy homolust of a sweaty alien.
>>20941263Go to the Extras menu, then click Trolls and remove them from your trollslum.
>>20941280No, don't be fucking stupid.
>>20941320I love you, me
>>20941292That works, whatever people are willing to draw. I am starting to like the combo idea as well, which would go:Jan: Gamzee and EridanFeb: Eridan and FeferiMarch: Feferi and AradiaApril: Aradia and TavrosMay: Tavros and SolluxJune: Sollux and KarkatJuly: Karkat and NepetaAugust: Nepeta and KanayaSeptember: Kanaya and TereziOctober: Terezi and VriskaNovember: Vriska and EquiusDecember: Equius and GamzeeAnyone got any good ideas for these couples/months? Really, it's whatever people want to feel like drawing though. I'm just throwing out ideas.
>>20941313We're going to see another version of TG: a/s/l?TG: s = speciesTG: baboon?TG: kangaroo rat?TG: if kangaroo rat yiff twice plz
>>20941353Then actually sage.
>>20941339what do you mean? of course that works.
Trains. That's a good land component.Trains, Guns, Lasers, Skeletons, Dungeons, Towers, Monoliths, Loneliness, Trees, Ash, Kilobytes, Spiders, Shelter, Spirits, Perspective, Eggs, Shrieks, Balance, Engines, Steam, Smoke, Forges, Goo, Chocolate, Boxes, Shale, Drums, Polyhedrons, String, Cloth, Muscle, Circuits.
>>20941376Whoa whoa whoa, one step at a time
>>20941401THE LAND OF TRAINS AND SPIDERSTHE LAND OF TRAINS AND MONOLINTHSFuck trains make any one of those awesome.
>>20941435I'm partial to the Land of Spiders and Kilobytes, myself.
>>20941401God, now I see why Miff left the order of all of these in such disarray. There's like, 150 different components.So much customization when I'm done, though.
>>20941464The Land of Goo and Muscle sounds interesting.
Waitwaitwait.Plinths. Can't forget Plinths.
>>20941401Trains and LonelinessJust flat plains, stretching on for miles and miles and miles and miles. There's nothing there, except abandoned tracks and train cars, the occasional rusted locomotive laying lost along some siding.The Denizen is Engine 25.
Does Grant mk 2 have a waifu?
>>20941563Fuck off you autistic piece of shitKanaya
>>20941582Despite the fact you're one of them, I can appreciate the fact you're trip looks kind of like mine.
>>20941614*yourGive up pretending to be me, faggot. I know how to spell
>>20941628Kanaya, you are overdue for munching vriska's carpet.
>>20941649You got chops, kid. You'll go places.
suddenly Grants everywhere
>>20941241Like I said in the one thread, don't just toss random characters onto random months. Just use the month that their zodiac sign resides in the most.
>>20941686I feel like you're including me with all those gayass aspies.I'm alpha as fuck, bitch.
>>20941686You're not a Grant.Get out, non-Grant
If only Hussie would update, these threads would have more content than Grant. :V
>>20941544Looks like Grant has finally come out! C'mon, gang! Let's get Grant into the cuddle puddle so we can nibble each others ears and talk about our favorite ships! Now Grant, as part of initiation, you must draw yourself as an OC. Rev up those drawpads, cause we are sure hungry for one squeefest!
>>20941777Well, basically the quality of the thread is inversely proportional to the time of the last update, the longer that is, the worse the thread is.
>>20941711That isn't tossing them onto random months. They're each in the month where their zodiac sign starts. There have been more ideas for those match-ups than for the one where they have the month the sign is in the most (which would be just having everyone one month later than that list)
>>20941806Now just who in the fuck is this clown and why is he using Grant's name?
http://www.mediafire.com/?qdv9747ky10e2v7Alright, here is v1.2 of my updated Generator, I'll make new versions over time. but for now, enjoy what we have for now.
>>20941204shit. I actually laughed at this.
>>20941723...suck my dick plz
>>20941836Because he's a worthless sack of cuntsBut I love him anyway
>>20941777>>20941795Grant is just a weridly good troll, but only becasue we let him be.So how bout we talk about what expect from Equius-Dave or Gamzees next move or something that isnt fucking Grant
>>20941837True story, it's not running for me. :V
>>20941837OH! Forgot a readme.For now, just open the htm file with your browser of choice.>>20941853Thanks. It's always good to take the piss out of Grant whenever I can.
>>20941881Shit, what went wrong?Now to paw through everything.
>>20941908Donno, brah. It just doesn't generate names, everything is blank and hitting the button doesn't do anything. Windows 7 64 bit, and if I had to guess the problem is on my end.
>>20941921I am sexually attracted to the Nepeta in this picture.
>>20941933I'm getting the same.
>>20941876Gamzee will go into full on rage mode and will declare a jihad on all the uncouth juggalos.That is until he downs some wicked elixir, dines on some fine sopor slime, and chills the fuck out.
Shit, Japan caught on.
>>20941933FUCKING ENTER BUTTONUNNECESSARY LITTLE BLOCKS OF SPACINGSHITCUNTS>>20941921VERY AMUSINGNOW TO GO THROUGH EVERY GODDAMN SUGGESTION I ADDED AND GET RID OF THE SPACEFUCK
>>20941946But she actually looks 13 there man.
Why are all these Homestuck threads so horrible? Goddamn these threads suck!
>>20941970>open image expecting the rainbow animation>it's just the first frame
>>20942004Why did you dress up as an OC Troll for Halloween?
>>20942004I know right. They all have shitty taste in waifus.
So did like everyone abandon the fuck out of pesterchum when Chummy came on or what?
>>20942020Links to this plz
http://www.mediafire.com/?cy0nc7r2dnskr8dBam, it no longer sucks.
Jesus, these threads have taken a turn for the worst.I'm starting to appreciate you, NotAnon. At least you stay on topic. You're a bro.
Hey writerfag, you know what would be a good idea?What's that writerfag?Not getting your threads mixed the fuck up!Derp.gallery: http://s828.photobucket.com/home/writerfag/allalbumsAlso!formspring --> /writerfag/q/1465175023
>>20942064on that note I'm taking Nepeta Requests.
>>20942024No, you have shitty taste in waifus.
>>20942004These threads are horrible for 3 reasons. Only 3.Bad RPing.Grant.Asshats asking why the threads are so bad or posting Homosuck images.When only one of those things applies, the threads are fine. Seriously Grant, why the are you so dedicated to killing Homestuck threads? You post more than me, easily twice as much. I love Homestuck. It can't seriously just be a general dislike pushing this. You would have to hate the threads with some pretty sick fires. Is there actually more than one of you? What is your deal?PS: I forgot to save this wallpaper. Does anyone have it?
>>20942128/r/ Nepeta and Tavros having sex.Glorious, glorious sex.
>>20941981>The devilI don't think that needs to be there...and isn't that from Sayonara Zetsubo-sensei anyway? That would make it a typical 2ch user.
>>20942111You should go away forever, writer retard, or I'll whip you with my dick such as how a stagecoach driver would whip his horses with a whip
>>20942143Grant's actually Hussie. This is how he spends his downtime.
>>20942055Hn. I thought the purpose was getting rid of the ones that don't fit/are taken by canon characters? I got half of Terezi's land (Flow). And I thought the titles are monosyllabic?
>>20942162I thought we went over the dick assults already : )Get some new material.
>>20942128FAT NEPETA TAKING A HUGE SHIT
>>20942162Aw shit, I laughed. I'm so ashamed.
>>20942111ADDITIONAL DERP: I found the mistake.
>>20942172I only got rid of the canon chumHandles, as that made for some shitty names. But the land components can work well with other one.Heat and TrainsBrains and FogQuartz and Grant Moronson
>>20942143Clean your desktop
>>20942143>more than one of youTo be fair that is a logical conclusion that may be true. Think about it, I'm on this board 24/7, I act completely different at multiple points during the day, there's evidence that I'm from England but there's also evidence I'm from NYC.Make you're ow'n conclusion.
>>20942020Because I went to giant Halloween block party in the rich gay part of town and needed to whip up a quick costume within two days. It was a quick and cheap solution. Picture of me and Joker buying milk.
>>20942172There's Land of Little Cubes And Tea, so not only can they be more than one syllable there can be multiple words too.
>>20942128Draw Nepeta being plot relevant.I'm afraid I have no references of such an event, so you're just gonna have to go with your gut on this one.
>>20941241>>20941711>>20941832i think these work REALLY well. halloween Vriska and christmas gamzee, especially. the only one idea i don't like is having Terezis page be her being blinded, AGAIN. there's plenty more to do with the character.January: Eridan (???)February: Feferi (being cute on Valentine's, possibly with Sollux. Maybe have Eridan stalking/pining after her in teh background)March: Aradia (among sheep in the spring, maybe have her frog sprite as well?)April: Tavros (being the victim of an April Fool's prank? possibly by Vriska)May: Sollux (with beehives?)June: Karkat (at the beach)July: Nepeta (being cute in teh summer, maybe in a fireworks scene?)August: Kanaya (Sunbathing?)September: Terezi (being blinded in the forest)October: Vriska (Doing something Halloweeny)November: Equius (at a Thanksgiving scene, perhaps as an Indian with a broken bow, maybe ordering people making the feast around, sweating?)December: Gamzee (ChRiStMaS fUcKiNg MiRaClEs)
>>20942227oh gee let me get my pencils out and...
>>20942143Homosuck is the worst shit on /co/
>>20942240Fine, Tavros and Nepeta being so goddamn cute that Jack Noir takes a look and smirks in mirth.
>>20942204I am literally going to assault you with my penis and there is nothing you can do about it. Hell, just SEEING my penis will give you locked-in syndrome from the shock at seeing my HUGE GODDAMN penis.
>>20942251...Wait fuck that's actually your trip?Well it does explain a lot of things, Grant. Grants. Whatever. Does one of you like Homestuck, or do you all hate it?
>>20942055>Land of Bulge and Cages>Trainer of Flesh>Your chumHandle is knottedAnatomy.
>>20942277my gut tells me to ignore you.
>>20942239>an entire planet made out of Grant Moronsonjesuschristhowhorrifying.exe
- santaClaus [SC] began pestering centaursTesticle [CT] at 11:3 -- SC: HO HO HO! SC: what do you want for Christmas little boy? CT: D --> What's a christmas SC: It is a holiday little boy! SC: about the joys of giving and family! CT: D --> What is a family SC: OH HO HO HO SC: Quite the silly one there little boy! CT: D --> If you say so SC: Now what do you want for Christmas little boy? CT: D --> So am I to understand that you will give me some item for this holiday SC: Only if you have been a good boy! CT: D --> Oh, but I haven't CT: D --> I have been terribly wicked SC: That is not what children should do little boy! CT: D --> And deserve to be put in my place by some superior SC: what? CT: D --> Or maybe even a CT: D --> Dare I say it CT: D --> An inferior SC: Ok! let us stick with what you want for Christmas little boy! CT: D --> Someone of low breeding which w001d only further deepen my already irretreivable debauchery CT: D --> Someone CT: D --> Red
>>20942057Thank youI try
>>20942258You look like a screamer
>>20941241Just drop the thanksgiving part. That's a bit too exclusively American
>>20940804Ward, Bane, Scourge, Guide, Foe, Spy, Scribe, Nurse, Thane, Count, Fool, Priest, Monk, GruntofDust, Noise, Luck, Rest, Joy, Fear, Glut, Might, Doom, Knots, OathLands:Souls, Roots, Holes, Mire, Static, Tin, Drought, Gluttony, Doubt, Finality, Wealth, Fabric, Knives, Deception, Traps, Veils, Skin, Gravity, Numbers, Screams, Chains, Symbols, Steam, Explosions, Bells, Pleasure, Madness, String, Vibrations, Rhyme, Spirals, Sludge, Length, Breadth, Repetition, Feathers, Buckets
>>20942334SC: Santa has alot of children to ask what they want for the holiday. SC: So why not just tell Santa what you want for Christmas and if you are a good boy he will give it to you! SC: HO HO HO CT: D --> Very well CT: D --> I w001d like a supply of 100sus milk SC: Anything else little boy? CT: D --> Yes CT: D --> Order me SC: What? CT: D --> Give me some order CT: D --> I presume you are a human SC: I do not think santa can give that for Christmas! SC: HO HO HO CT: D --> It w001d be amazingly depraved CT: D --> I command you to order me SC: You know, I think Santa is going to go now! He has many children to ask what they want for Christmas! SC: HO HO HO kudos to you Equius guy, you creeped me the fuck out even though I know it was what you did.
I have to get into the habit of avoiding Homestuck threads when it's been, say, over four hours since an update.
>>20942317Wait who said I'm more then one person? That's retarded, you retard.
>>20942249Post higher resolution images.
>>20942333 That's my fetish.
>>20942341CANADA NEVER HAS THANKSGIVING, AMIRITE?
>>20942055>Land of Cacti and Grant Moronson>Lady of Steel>jovialWarlordYESI am very 0kay with this
>>20942249Thanks. Yeah, I need to do some clearing n stuff.
>>20942371BY AMERICA I MEANT THE CONTINENT
No, I guess I'm nobody....
Grant is this you?
This is completely pointless.
>>20942349>>20942334>pretending to be Santa on pesterchum>wtfdoyouthinkyou'redoing.jpg
>>20942371Nobody gives a fuck about canada.
>>20942409Good, because I don't know who the hell you are.Wait, are you that Viral guy with the teeth?
>>20942128Requesting Nepeta teasing Karkat about "kat" being in his name during the after math of a pouncegreet. Or just her pouncegreeting him would be nice.
Hey guys, what's your favorite Homestuck song?
>mfw people don't realize grants's trip is #eazyeSeriously, at the rate he mentions him, how did no one figure it out?
>>20942342Thanks, those will go in the next version.I must sleep. now.
>>20942349>>20942334oh man, if you think of it as santa really talking to him. It makes it all the funnier
>>20942466I thought it was #SMRT
>>20942453NONE OF THEM
>>20942466Oh boy, here we go.
>>20942466Grant, why do you always want to get your trip wrong? Do you gain sexual satisfaction from seeing Grant impersonators?
>>20942128Because she has yet to live up to her trolltag name, Nepeta spiking the sopor with arsenic.
No, morons. My trip is my birthday.It's the secret I will carry with my to my grave.
>>20942453Oh I hace a fucking listBut I can never not love Ruins (With Strings)
>>20942453Pyrocumulus. Homestuck Anthem is also good. And does the new flash count? Boy Skylark is awesome too.
TH3 L3MONSNOUT TURN4BOUT
I wonder if they'll cull together a second Alternia album to reflect everything that went down in Act 5-1.And then a third one after 5-2 finishes.And then a second Squiddles album after the end of the six-month Squiddles intermission.
So fucking cute.I wish she was my wife.
>>20942605>wifethat's sick, she's 13. she's much better suited for being your wwaifu.
I still favor 3 in the Morning a lot, but I don't remember half of the stuff after Album 5.
>>20942605wwe all do >;_;<
>>20942605back off from my waiifu biitch
my favorite song is nwa fuck the police or anything by eazy e (ESPECIALLY HIS CHRISTMAS SONG)or harry enfield loads of money
>>20942453I like the entire Album equally, it helps me pass the time when shitting around about homestuck related things. Although my favorite is the Ballad of jack Noir, or Night life which doesn't exist on the main website.
>>20942666>Loads of MoneyI cannot laugh enough. You ARE a Homestuck fan. I bet you ship Terezi/Dave.
>>20942700just because i like classical british music doesnt make me a fan of this shite
>>20942669Is that what that song is called? It was pretty rad and then it vanished... Thanks!
>>20942437I just want some confirmation. Will I be getting this?
>>20942437I second this motion. More Karkat/Nepeta is always welcome.
>>20942710>Loadse mone>classical british music10/10 would rage again
>>20942710Oh Grant.One day I will find a way to turn you into a nice person.One day.
So who's on pesterchum? I am.bionicBarnacle
>>20942735too late>>20942723it is classical brit music
Did someone say this is a bitch thread?
>>20942739Everyone is always on Pesterchum but we never talk. We're too anti-social.
>>20942665Oh not this shit again.
>>20942710I also don't understand what you don't like about Homestuck. I mean, it starts slowly, sure, but the characters are pretty likable, the plot is pretty rad, the art is okay. What's the deal?
>>20942718Awesome I love it
>>20942793I don't know if I'll ever dare post my handle in these threads again. Just in case CC is watching and decides to chum me up.
>it starts slowlyyap>characters are pretty likableNOPE>the plot is pretty radNOPE>the art is okaygay sprite comic epic video game bullshit
>>20942768Why would anyone care about an underdeveloped pointless piece of filler like Feferi, when the grandmaster of quality characterization could be posted instead?
>>20942826He raged from the constant spamming of his trolling shit. That and he was pissed that the trolls broke character when he was trolling them. So I think he stopped... for now at least...
>>20942739I am my handle should be obvios for those who dont know
>>20942826but getting trolled by random people is fun.really.
>>20942866Should we dare awaken the sleeping god of Chummyness?
>>20942800Grant's never read it dude.
All ya bitches are gay/straight for Feferi
>>20942896No. Have a Relationship Chart instead.
>>20942853What didn't you like about the characters / plot? Also, I thought the sprites were well done for sprites. Later they get changed up a lot, even.
>>20942826Pft. Weenie.I outchummed that CHUMp yesterday.
quit your pesterchum shit already, lets talk about the actual comic, not you fanshit shenanigans, goddamn /co/, every time i turn around homestuck threads are worse than before
>>20942935one dimensional annoying pieces of shit charactersgay plot for homo babies complete with autistic "look i can make edgy ironic references to past pages arent i silly teehee"despite how i act i do have legitimate criticism
Ivan if you're still in this thread I need to ask. Why did you cast Rina-Chan as Vriska?
>>20942988 legitimate criticismNope
>>20942966Oh really now?
>>20942988>legitimate criticism>gay plot for homo babiesOkay, what the fuck. I laughed at a Grant post. These shitty threads must be driving me crazy.
>>20942988Technically, it's all one story, so references to the past would just be considered looking at the whole picture on a grand scale. It's not as if every update is an entirely new adventure.
>>20942988>despite how i act i do have legitimate criticism>gay plot for homo babieshow is that in any way legitimate criticism
>>20942973The bitch part is Pesterchum is nothing but an overly simple irc client. It connects you to one single channel of one specific server. You could totally access it through mIRC or whatever.
>>20942988>gay plot for homo babies complete with autisticstatements like this is why no one can take you seriously grant, you always sound like an asspained neckbeard
Hope I was BRO enough for you
>>20943006>>20942896No don't wake him up, we just got things normal again...
anyone has the /co/ pesterchum list image thingy?
>>20942988>gay>autistic>edgy>ironicyou dont even know what those mean faggot
>>20943119chumhin chumhagen!! chumhin chumhagen
>>20942988What's the matter GrantToo DEEP for you?
>>20942988Um. You... didn't say what you didn't like about the plot. Just that you didn't like it. Again. You don't like the callbacks? I can see that being a big negative. It's also certainly not the plot. But. Why do you not like the callbacks? Even if you don't care that something similar happened before, it's not like it detracts anything from the story's advancement.The characters don't seem that 1D to me. All of them appear to have a starting quirk and later show more; even though you can get a quick initial grasp of them the details make them good for me. I don't know how Dave could be considered flat at all after he gets to the first Bro fight. Jade is one of the few I couldn't fairly disagree on, and she's had the least screen time.
>>20943191thats funny since the only thing """"deep"""" about this comic is the retardation/creepyness/pedophilia of its fanbase
Hey, I've been out for a few days. So was the "Rose is going crazy" theory debunked by the Jaspers pages, or...?
>>20943215psst. He's a troll. He spends like 6 hours a day shouting about how much he hates Homestuck in these threads. It's best to ignore him and just talk about the comic.
>>20943247the fanbase has nothing to do with the depth of the comic, my friend.
>>20943269>just talk about the comic.Sorry, we can't do that. Have to talk about Pesterchum faggotry, Grant and creepy obsessions with various characters.
>>20943269>implying I'm grant>implying you're not grant>implying grant is real and not just a Tyler Durden-esque figment
Hey, Grant.Your real last name is Smith, right?
So anyone on Pesterchum?
>>20943269How does one shout on the internet?puzzlednepeta.png
>>20943247So what specifically do you not like, give specific details.See, Grant won't usually respond, because there's nothing he can say. That's why>>20943010>>20943027>>20943038>>20943123Weren't responded to, he'd have to produce an answer.You're a poor kismesis Grant, and I am disappointed.
>>20943313No but my Great-Grandma's was.
>>20943314I AM CHUM
really now, anyone has the /co/ pesterchum list image thingy?
I think Equius might get backtrolled. Someone already mentioned that, though. What I want to see is Jade. Because fucking hell it has been ages since she said or did anything besides land.
>>20943314Im onnotAnonTALK TO ME
>>20943378What I want to know is how John installed server side Sburb and connected to Jade while she was asleep.
>>20943394I get the feeling the omnipotent dog had something to do with it.
>>20943394i believe her computer was on, and she had already installed sburb.
>>20940723I'd rather have someone that can spell correctly, Moronson.
>>20943415How? First she was flying around Prospit, then falling, then back to sleep. Though I guess she could've installed it before she went to sleep ages ago.
>>20943449she's had the install since rose entered the medium. she's had time.
>>20943449Well, she WAS already inside the game by the time the story starts and John gets a name. Prospit is in the game, right? So it's possible she's had it since forever.
EQUIUS, YESSSSSSShahaha Dave has funny ears
hey guys guess what!
WONDERFULDave trying to start a rap battle with Equius. Love it.
>CT: D --> Yes >CT: D --> Those are the sorts of assertive statements which could get me >CT: D --> Flowing creepyasI now realise nothing could've stood up to my expectations, but I quite enjoyed this pesterlog.
REPORT GRANT FOR BEING AN ASSHOLEREPORT GRANT FOR BEING AN ASSHOLEREPORT GRANT FOR BEING AN ASSHOLEREPORT GRANT FOR BEING AN ASSHOLEREPORT GRANT FOR BEING AN ASSHOLEREPORT GRANT FOR BEING AN ASSHOLEREPORT GRANT FOR BEING AN ASSHOLE
TG: ahaha wow YES TG: dont really understand that but yes TG: ok hold that thought im gonna pull this fuckin sword out of the thingawwww yeah
>TG: ok hold that thought im gonna pull this fuckin sword out of the thingOh god Hussie, please don't leave us hanging or do a perspective switch on us now.....
Equius laid it down there at the end.He has the soul of a rap emperor, somewhere deep inside.
>>20943602We at least have 1 more conversation to get through before we switch off of Dave. Just sayin'.
>TG: the kings of wordtech ascend to godhood and look down on us patriarchally like urban watermarks in the sky
I'm glad Grant keeps going cause honestly half of the time when I come to /co/ and see this shit fucking rolling over and over across page 1 I just close the window and go find something else to do.As one of the few who have actually taken the time to read the entire story you obsessed fantards go on about, I have no idea what the fuck half of this shit is you're discussing in these threads. Like hoping for your favorite character to show up again. >"HERP A DERP, WELL I HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING BUT STARE AT MY OWN ASSHOLE IN THE MIRROR ALL DAY, LET ME GO UPDATE /CO/ ON WHO MY FAVORITE TROLL IS!!"That's you. All of you.This roleplaying troll characters on AIM and even going as far as pretending it's pesterchum is just some childish bullshit and needs to be taken off /co/. It is on par with running around your house making woosh noises pretending your a motherfucking airplane. I don't care if you're a retard in your own home, but don't bring it here.
>Equius: Proceed to have one of the best rap-offs in the history of paradox space with Dave
>>20943658That's real fucking neato, but you can do better. I'm not nearly feeling trolled.
>>20943658If you can't stand seeing a thread about something you don't like on page 0, I suggest you stay away from 4chan in general.
Dave looks like Slenderman.
Dave is rapping exactly like 1C3 M4N from And It Don't Stop. Reminds me of him a little too with the way his nose looks.In before Jade is drawn in Humanimals style
equius is so cultural i feel the need for a towel
Dave's going to break the sword while pulling it out.
I always had sort of imagined Dave as having freckles, or being sunburnt.I mean the dude lives in Houston or somewhere similar, and is a wigger...
>>20943780Yeah, it's pretty cool. /pun
>>20943842Gamzee called him >My pInKeSt oF MoThErFuCkIn sTaR MoNkEySso I like to imagine him being that guy who always looks like he's blushing, or something.
ThisWas a great updateEquius rapping? I did not see that coming.Also this happened-- sweetBro [SB] began pestering notAnon [NA] at 1:11 -- SB: BRO NA: BRO SB: dude what i SUP NA: hutin SB: yrs i dig bro SB: but the quemston is SB: you wama get HIGHT#? SB: i got the salsam SB: im ready NA: srry bro NA: I do not partake NA: MY BODY NA: is a temple SB: na dude i got nacho andeverythin SB: ooh SB: your hilk hogan SB: i undermstand SB: dude your my HERO SB: go to keep in shape for SPORT NA: i a teh hero NA: for everyone SB: dude predator is my favoritm ovie ever SB: your. THE BOSS SB: stome cold stunner bro i dig NA: i AM all the wrestlers NA: all the time SB: i saw that fight you had with russia SB: in rocky 3 SB: dude USA SB: teach those connie bastards NA: I did NA: all the time NA: the bears and cossacks NA: love the flag SB: yeaa bro goddam carolima BEAR SB: USA USA SB: ou play FOOTBALL SB: aw FUCK speking o which SB: the big ganes on SB: ill e back bro NA: o kay -- sweetBro [SB] ceased pestering notAnon [NA] at 1:17 --
>>20943867Oh my god I am going to pester all of the chums. All of them.
What is Hussie's deal with rap? He just doesn't strike me as the kind of guy who likes that stuff, but it keeps coming up.
>CT: D --> Just a thought. Let's mock a topic with less awfulness>CT: D --> If you'd use the e%cuse to be less culturally myopic, what are your views on abuse to the walking apocrypha>CT: D --> Would you choose if duly cued to put your bruising clop to a flock of naughty roboti%
>>20943928Far as I can tell Hussie fucking loves word play and rap.
>>20943867could you add mine to that list?I say, as I rush headlong into the fray.
>>20943867Heh, I'm not on that list.Also, that sword is going to be awesome.
Shit guysJust imagineA 3 way rap battle between Dave Gamzee and Equius
So Equius talked to one or two of the other kids?I'm going to guess John and Jade.
inb4 dave breaks the sword.
>>20943999I'm going to guess John and Rose. Rose because the colour pink could possibly be considered high class by troll standards, and I expect she would have deceived him.And John because John.
>TG: spyin a guy whos eyed more cocks and dicks than i got clocks and they got ticks SOOOOO COOL
>>20943999nah, he complained about them being misleading, which sounds more like johns tricksterness or roses sarcasm.
>>20943983Well, would you LIKE to be on the list? It wouldn't be a hard thing to do.
>>20943990Make it a 4-way and throw Tavros in there. I recall his bio saying he was into slam poetry.
Spoiler: Dave breaks the sword in half, but tosses the end away and connects the tip to the half-sword he already has.
>>20943928He wrote a short comic a while ago that was about a rap battle that is also a robot battle or something like that
>>20943889I always imagined Dave having an adorable, round cherub face. Perpetually flushed cheeks just make it more hilarious/cute.
>>20944096That's stupid.He can just turn back the dial on his Snoop Sword and it grows an end any way.
>>20944162A good one.
The best part about this picture is that no matter what happens in the story, this will always be able to stay the same.
>>20944201Are Dave and John swapped on purpose?
>>20944201I think the worst thing about that is Dave and John getting switched. And one of them being a traitor. And the trolls being-nevermind everything about it is the worst
>>20944238Yes.I would refrain from complaining. You know as well as I do that if they ever make a live-action Homestuck movie, John will become Dave.
>>20944068Eh, what the hell
I want to see John try to rap.The levels of derp produced would be radioactive.
>>20944309our bodies will never be ready.
>>20944309Turns out john is damn near a rhyme godThat's what Dave meant when he said he'll never outpace him.
I need a link to Whistles. Can't you read the first chapter on Hussie's site somewhere?
>>20944275Alrighty then. Updated.On another note -- what did Equius mean by >what are your views on abuse to the walking apocrypha I'm guessing he means the edicts that govern the trolls, but I've never heard the phrase "walking apocrypha" before. Make sure you explain in small words. I'm an idiot.
>>20944437>I'm an idiot.Well at least you're honest.From what I'm reading apocrypha sounds like non-canonical religious texts.
>>20944431Someone yesterday mentioned they had two copies and were going to scan in one soon.
>>20944501Yeah but they've been sayin that for months. I'm losin hope.
>>20944495>From what I'm reading apocrypha sounds like non-canonical religious texts.No goddammit.WALKING apocrypha.How do those two words together make sense.
>>20944519From now on I will only refer to robots as walking apocrypha
>>20944519Like I said earlier.Hussie loves his word play.
>CT: D --> So your social e%elons are dictated by the noble artform of the ancient slam poets e%elons? Exelons? Ecrosselons? I can't parse that word.
>>20944553I thought it was Echelon. Not sure how % works in there, though...>>20944519HUSSIE, STOP IT. STOP SOUNDING SMART.
>>20944519That was my first thought because of, like, the drones! But then I thought "Nah, you're a fucking moron."Dammit Hussie.Thank you, though.
>>20944567That's what I guessed. But how does % = che?
>>20944585I haven't a clue
>>20944585x can be pronounced like sh sometimes. Especially in Portuguese. I'm 0k with it, but I'm not sure how he views it.
>>20944198I <3< U too.
>>20944596Like, for instance, "caixinha." kaeye-sheen-ya. I can't think of examples closer to English though.
I'm pretty sure that in romanized chinese, the X makes a "sh" sound as well.
>>20944596>>20944630Huh. Uh.. I guess it... makes sense.
>>20944963yeah were deadtine to revive