I'd rather have the /a/ spam threads then one about this shit.

gird your loins.

>>20940723
One of us, one of us.

Remind me again how many people are playing each troll on pesterchum?

Are there any established times in which you can count on dealing with a particular one?

>>20940723
mahnigger.jpg

OK, guys, I totally stole Miff's Land Title and chumHandle generator, and I'm taking suggestions for handle, title, and land components.

I've so far removed all the handle components that belong to characters, but left the vague PS ones in.

Anyone still up for possibly doing the troll calendar?

>>20940782
NO NO NONO NO. stop that! do not bring up that in this thread! DELETE YOUR POST NOW!!

>>20940782
Two Aradia's
Two Sollux's
Three(?) Nepeta's
One of each of the rest of the trolls. There may be some other asshat goin' around on Kar's handle, though.

Well since noone is going to see this and homestuck threads probably get deleted, just saying I'm gay.

>>20940780
Jesus Christ I wouldn't be able to believe that someone would be autistic enough to make this, but I'm dealing with gay mspa babies.

>>20940807
I'm game, if we can figure out which trolls are which month.

>>20940804
Remember Titles are meant to be single syllable per word.

Lord
Duke
Earl
Brute

>>20940830
edit: i see now it's not the full thing that you people make but at any rate thats still pretty autistic

>>20940827
I'm so sorry.

>>20940842
Alright, that's a good rule, one Miff did not follow. Now, I need some CONTENT.

Starting this thread with some Casey.

>>20940815
How about the kids? I've seen a Rose and Dave on now and then, but I don't think I've ever seen a John or Jade on.

>>20940827
Officially a homosuck thread.

>>20940842
im keeping Shaman man
you cant stop me

>>20940780
here is an OC for your chart!
his name is chummy
his chumhandle is chummyChaser

he talks in all caps with a yellow font and he uses the word CHUM alot!!

his strife specubi is CHUMLYNESS BECAUSE HE'S SO CHUMMY.

>>20940856
>>20940830
We just love you, Grant. That's all.

>>20940827
uh
welcome to the club?

>>20940827
Good for you.

>>20940807
I'd still like to try Equius. Was it ever agreed on what month he should have or what he should do in his picture?
If I don't it start tonight, I'll start tomorrow.

>>20940882
There's one of each kid, and Davesprite floating around. Davesprite sucks, though. We also now have a ghostyTrickster, though I don't know if he uses Pesterchum.

>>20940827
Coming out party time?

>>20940838
I think we're mostly settled on the month they start, just because we for teh most part already had good ways to get the month to fit them. Unless someone can give a good set of ideas for the other set, or if we really want to have both trolls of each month. (Gam and Eri, then Eri and Fef, then Fef and Ara, etc.)

Also, don't mean to be pushy or anything, but were you the one who offered to draw the Nepeta and Jerry request? Or was that someone else? Sorry if I'm mistaking you.

>>20940861
rockHaver
bigMan
sweetBro
hellaJeff

>>20940940
Uh, I did, but my scanner isn't working right now. Sorry.

Why must the first fifty posts of every Homestuck thread be so asinine?

>>20940915
November.
Maybe have him riding a horse in a dark forest and being all sweaty.

>>20940901

Hey Homosuck fans,

My name is Grant, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are happy, satisfied, cooperative people who spend every second of their day talking about things you enjoy and in so doing enjoying your lives. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever wasted weeks of your precious lifetime pointlessly trolling people on /co/? I mean, I guess it's fun making positive contributions to discussions of topics of mutual interest, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than not falling asleep masturbating and weeping alone in your bed every night.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I spent high school making fun of people who were smarter than me, and beating up kids for their lunch money. What acts of pointless, misanthropic antagonism do you take part in, other than "pointing out when trolls are trolling"? I also sneer at people who dress differently than me, and have a mental disability (I just misunderstood a simple insult directed my way and deflected it with an idiotic non-sequitur; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and the fifteen hours a day I spend talking about things I don't enjoy.

>>20940998
Oh, Grant. You so crazy.

>>20940972
Because this fandom is terrible.

>>20940998
I don't follow.

>>20941008
Nah man we only troll other homestuck fans.

take chummy for example

>>20940861
Lands
Scrap
Junk
Books
Cans
Pills
Hats
Metallics

Faggots

>>20941008
Stop reposting that inane unfunny wall of gay old /b/ meme.

I have a confession, homosuck fans...

I secretly enjoy it and am a major shipping force on the MSPA forums.

>>20940998

Reported!

>>20940993
If he's November, I would think he'd be fitting as an Indian or something with a broken bow. Since it's Thanksgiving month and all.

>>20941044
>a major shipping force

So you're like, a fleet of freight trains?

Kill yourselves

>>20940861
Whoops, posted in the dead-ish thread. Reposting here.


Lord, Lady, Lad, Lass, Sleuth, Guide, Guard, Smith, Scout, Knave, Ace, Wraith, Ghost, Sage, Drake.
of, uh...
Sleep, Storm, Depth, Dark, Mist, Sight, Truth, Lies, Fact, Self, Stone, Steel, Ice, Frost, Flame, Sky, Tide, Fang, Bone, Mirth, Grief, Strife, War, Home, Dance, Song, Dream.

Lands...
Spires, Depths, Cliffs, Spikes, Chains, Solace, Haze, Meadow, Gossamer, Secrets.

Does any of that help?

>>20941050
As long as he's sweating.

Seriously though, who hopes Vriska winds up with John?

Just go back to livejournal, damn. Fucking teenyboppers.

>>20941067
Why?

>>20941059
Nah, that's minor. Probably air shipments.

>>20941075
Oh me, good sir!

>>20941082
DO NOT BELIEVE ONDORE'S LIES!

(oh god I just realized Ondore is 6 characters)

>>20940861
Cornfields

Subways

>>20941075
If you're going to post as Grant at least use his proper tripcode, #anime

>>20941075
We all know that's not grant's trip. Try cracking it next time.

>>20941068
Anything helps that helps LOTS.

>>20941094
Wut.
You realize the majority of freight shipping is done via train right? Shit can carry much more than a plane.

Fuck you impersonators.

PS: Nepeta X ME

O T FUCKING P

>>20941143
The honor of most pound-feet shipped still goes to water travel

ARE WE DISCUSSING TRAINS

I LOVE TRAINS


CLICKETY CLACK DOWN THE TRACK ITS LOTS AND LOTS OF TRAINS

>>20940723
>>20940830
>>20940856
>>20940972
>>20941008
>>20941032
>>20941035
>>20941067
>>20941075
>>20941125
>>20941162
The prophesy...

http://tindeck.com/listen/oovs

>>20941171
Which is then transferred onto trains.

Needs more angry fef.

>Equius/Dave

That is one conversation I have positively no idea what to expect out of.

i ship grant/trains

Mai waifu

So many Grants... it's time!

OFFICIAL HOMESTUCK THREAD DRINKING GAME

NORMAL MODE (general)

Drink once for every two posts Grant Moronson makes.
Drink once for every "homosuck is shit" image.
Drink every time someone posts and admits they fell for a fake update call.
Drink twice if the update is real.
Drink once if you thought the update was fake but it's real.

HARD MODE (specifics)

Drink once every time Zig is a faggot (drink up)
Drink once for every 3 misspelled words NotAnon posts
Drink once every time an OC is posted
Drink once every time Ivan stumbles in the thread and makes either a ": T" or ": I" face.
Drink once every time half-snacks begs for attention and does a shitty job at trolling

NIGHTMARE MODE

Flash update: Flip lid and start screaming "How Do I Live". Record and post to /co/mrades to judge you with their hurtful words

For you guys, thanks for all the help so far.

>>20941175
>>20941195

Need MSPA/Thomas the Tank Engine crossover

>>20940915
Now all that's left is to see him as Little Mac fighting A Glass Joe Colossus.

I'm bored. Somebody delete the old thread so I can slap my Relationship Chart here.

>>20941193
He will assume Dave is inferior due to his text color
then he will ask him to tell him to do stuff
and then ask for a towel

Faggots  

>>20941227
100% accuracy.

Unless people can coem up with good themes for the toher orders, here's what we've got for a general Troll calendar, putting each troll with teh month that their zodiac sign STARTS in (the other possible order is having them in the months that they take the most of, which means bumping everyone one month later, so the calendar would start with Gamzee in Jan and end with Equius in Dec)

Also, feel free to submit your own ideas if these suck!

January: Eridan (???)
February: Feferi (being cute on Valentine's, possibly with Sollux. Maybe have Eridan stalking/pining after her in teh background)
March: Aradia (among sheep in the spring, maybe have her frog sprite as well?)
April: Tavros (being the victim of an April Fool's prank? possibly by Vriska)
May: Sollux (with beehives?)
June: Karkat (at the beach)
July: Nepeta (being cute in teh summer, maybe in a fireworks scene?)
August: Kanaya (Sunbathing?)
September: Terezi (being blinded in the forest)
October: Vriska (Doing something Halloweeny)
November: Equius (at a Thanksgiving scene, perhaps as an Indian with a broken bow, maybe ordering people making the feast around, sweating?)
December: Gamzee (ChRiStMaS fUcKiNg MiRaClEs)

>>20941193
A pleasant and civil conversation between two gentlemen.

I said fuck off.

fuck I just accidently a person on pesterchum. How do I unblock?

>>20941263
I thought if they just change their chumhandle they'll be unblocked.

>>20941241
Maybe we can just create a bunch of calendars? One has the Trolls pictured in the month of majority, one is when their tenure begins, one is a bunch of scenes of Trolls doing stuff, and one is a Swimsuit Edition.

I want a Swimsuit edition.

>>20941193
Equius gets his ass handed to him and secretly enjoys it.
Alternatively, Dave starts lighting gay fires like he did with Tavros and Equius mistakes this for an actual solicitation.
And then Dave has to put up with the creepy homolust of a sweaty alien.

>>20941263
Go to the Extras menu, then click Trolls and remove them from your trollslum.

>>20941289

>>20941280
No, don't be fucking stupid.

>>20941320
I love you, me

>>20941292
That works, whatever people are willing to draw. I am starting to like the combo idea as well, which would go:
Jan: Gamzee and Eridan
Feb: Eridan and Feferi
March: Feferi and Aradia
April: Aradia and Tavros
May: Tavros and Sollux
June: Sollux and Karkat
July: Karkat and Nepeta
August: Nepeta and Kanaya
September: Kanaya and Terezi
October: Terezi and Vriska
November: Vriska and Equius
December: Equius and Gamzee

Anyone got any good ideas for these couples/months? Really, it's whatever people want to feel like drawing though. I'm just throwing out ideas.

>>20941313
We're going to see another version of TG: a/s/l?
TG: s = species
TG: baboon?
TG: kangaroo rat?
TG: if kangaroo rat yiff twice plz

>>20941353
Then actually sage.

>>20941339
what do you mean? of course that works.

Trains. That's a good land component.

Trains, Guns, Lasers, Skeletons, Dungeons, Towers, Monoliths, Loneliness, Trees, Ash, Kilobytes, Spiders, Shelter, Spirits, Perspective, Eggs, Shrieks, Balance, Engines, Steam, Smoke, Forges, Goo, Chocolate, Boxes, Shale, Drums, Polyhedrons, String, Cloth, Muscle, Circuits.

>>20941376
Whoa whoa whoa, one step at a time

>>20941401
THE LAND OF TRAINS AND SPIDERS
THE LAND OF TRAINS AND MONOLINTHS


Fuck trains make any one of those awesome.

>>20941435
I'm partial to the Land of Spiders and Kilobytes, myself.

>>20941401
God, now I see why Miff left the order of all of these in such disarray. There's like, 150 different components.

So much customization when I'm done, though.

>>20941464
The Land of Goo and Muscle sounds interesting.

Waitwaitwait.

Plinths. Can't forget Plinths.

>>20941401
Trains and Loneliness

Just flat plains, stretching on for miles and miles and miles and miles. There's nothing there, except abandoned tracks and train cars, the occasional rusted locomotive laying lost along some siding.

The Denizen is Engine 25.

Does Grant mk 2 have a waifu?

>>20941563
Fuck off you autistic piece of shit
Kanaya

>>20941582
Despite the fact you're one of them, I can appreciate the fact you're trip looks kind of like mine.

>>20941582

>>20941614
*your
Give up pretending to be me, faggot. I know how to spell

>>20941628
Kanaya, you are overdue for munching vriska's carpet.

>>20941628
FRIEND ZONED

>>20941649
You got chops, kid. You'll go places.

suddenly Grants everywhere

Sup fags

>>20941686
Sup CommanderNikolai.

>>20941241

Like I said in the one thread, don't just toss random characters onto random months. Just use the month that their zodiac sign resides in the most.

>>20941686
I feel like you're including me with all those gayass aspies.

I'm alpha as fuck, bitch.

>>20941686
You're not a Grant.

Get out, non-Grant

If only Hussie would update, these threads would have more content than Grant. :V

>>20941544
Looks like Grant has finally come out! C'mon, gang! Let's get Grant into the cuddle puddle so we can nibble each others ears and talk about our favorite ships! Now Grant, as part of initiation, you must draw yourself as an OC. Rev up those drawpads, cause we are sure hungry for one squeefest!

>>20941777
Well, basically the quality of the thread is inversely proportional to the time of the last update, the longer that is, the worse the thread is.

>>20941783

>>20941777
Shitty content

>>20941711
That isn't tossing them onto random months. They're each in the month where their zodiac sign starts. There have been more ideas for those match-ups than for the one where they have the month the sign is in the most (which would be just having everyone one month later than that list)

>>20941806
Now just who in the fuck is this clown and why is he using Grant's name?

http://www.mediafire.com/?qdv9747ky10e2v7

Alright, here is v1.2 of my updated Generator, I'll make new versions over time. but for now, enjoy what we have for now.

>>20941837
>homosuck_generator.zip

Classy.

>>20941836

>>20941204
shit. I actually laughed at this.

>>20941723
...suck my dick plz

>>20941836

>>20941836
Because he's a worthless sack of cunts
But I love him anyway

>>20941777
>>20941795
Grant is just a weridly good troll, but only becasue we let him be.
So how bout we talk about what expect from Equius-Dave or Gamzees next move or something that isnt fucking Grant

>>20941837
True story, it's not running for me. :V

>>20941837
OH! Forgot a readme.
For now, just open the htm file with your browser of choice.
>>20941853
Thanks. It's always good to take the piss out of Grant whenever I can.

>>20941881
Shit, what went wrong?
Now to paw through everything.

>>20941908
>paw

>>20941908
Donno, brah. It just doesn't generate names, everything is blank and hitting the button doesn't do anything. Windows 7 64 bit, and if I had to guess the problem is on my end.

>>20941921
I am sexually attracted to the Nepeta in this picture.

>>20941933
I'm getting the same.

>>20941876
Gamzee will go into full on rage mode and will declare a jihad on all the uncouth juggalos.

That is until he downs some wicked elixir, dines on some fine sopor slime, and chills the fuck out.

>>20941946
eww karkitty

Shit, Japan caught on.

>>20941933
FUCKING ENTER BUTTON
UNNECESSARY LITTLE BLOCKS OF SPACING
SHITCUNTS
>>20941921
VERY AMUSING

NOW TO GO THROUGH EVERY GODDAMN SUGGESTION I ADDED AND GET RID OF THE SPACE
FUCK

>>20941946
But she actually looks 13 there man.

Why are all these Homestuck threads so horrible? Goddamn these threads suck!

>>20941970
>open image expecting the rainbow animation
>it's just the first frame

>>20942004
Why did you dress up as an OC Troll for Halloween?

>>20942004
I know right. They all have shitty taste in waifus.

So did like everyone abandon the fuck out of pesterchum when Chummy came on or what?

>>20942020
Links to this plz

http://www.mediafire.com/?cy0nc7r2dnskr8d

Bam, it no longer sucks.

Jesus, these threads have taken a turn for the worst.

I'm starting to appreciate you, NotAnon. At least you stay on topic. You're a bro.

UPDATE

>>20942064
NOPEDATE

Hey writerfag, you know what would be a good idea?
What's that writerfag?
Not getting your threads mixed the fuck up!
Derp.

gallery: http://s828.photobucket.com/home/writerfag/allalbums
Also!
formspring --> /writerfag/q/1465175023

>>20942102
NEXT VERSION.

>>20942064
on that note I'm taking Nepeta Requests.

>>20942024
No, you have shitty taste in waifus.

>>20942004
These threads are horrible for 3 reasons. Only 3.

Bad RPing.
Grant.
Asshats asking why the threads are so bad or posting Homosuck images.

When only one of those things applies, the threads are fine.
Seriously Grant, why the are you so dedicated to killing Homestuck threads? You post more than me, easily twice as much. I love Homestuck.

It can't seriously just be a general dislike pushing this. You would have to hate the threads with some pretty sick fires. Is there actually more than one of you? What is your deal?

PS: I forgot to save this wallpaper. Does anyone have it?

>>20942128
/r/ Nepeta and Tavros having sex.

Glorious, glorious sex.

>>20941981
>The devil
I don't think that needs to be there...and isn't that from Sayonara Zetsubo-sensei anyway? That would make it a typical 2ch user.

>>20942111
You should go away forever, writer retard, or I'll whip you with my dick such as how a stagecoach driver would whip his horses with a whip

>>20942143
Grant's actually Hussie. This is how he spends his downtime.

>>20942055
Hn. I thought the purpose was getting rid of the ones that don't fit/are taken by canon characters? I got half of Terezi's land (Flow). And I thought the titles are monosyllabic?

>>20942162
I thought we went over the dick assults already : )
Get some new material.

>>20942128
FAT NEPETA TAKING A HUGE SHIT

>>20942162
Aw shit, I laughed. I'm so ashamed.

>>20942111
ADDITIONAL DERP: I found the mistake.

>>20942172
I only got rid of the canon chumHandles, as that made for some shitty names. But the land components can work well with other one.

Heat and Trains
Brains and Fog
Quartz and Grant Moronson

>>20942152
no porn

>>20942143
Clean your desktop

>>20942143
>more than one of you

To be fair that is a logical conclusion that may be true. Think about it, I'm on this board 24/7, I act completely different at multiple points during the day, there's evidence that I'm from England but there's also evidence I'm from NYC.

Make you're ow'n conclusion.

>>20942020

Because I went to giant Halloween block party in the rich gay part of town and needed to whip up a quick costume within two days. It was a quick and cheap solution.

Picture of me and Joker buying milk.

>>20942172

There's Land of Little Cubes And Tea, so not only can they be more than one syllable there can be multiple words too.

>>20942128
Draw Nepeta being plot relevant.
I'm afraid I have no references of such an event, so you're just gonna have to go with your gut on this one.

>>20941241
>>20941711
>>20941832
i think these work REALLY well. halloween Vriska and christmas gamzee, especially. the only one idea i don't like is having Terezis page be her being blinded, AGAIN. there's plenty more to do with the character.

January: Eridan (???)
February: Feferi (being cute on Valentine's, possibly with Sollux. Maybe have Eridan stalking/pining after her in teh background)
March: Aradia (among sheep in the spring, maybe have her frog sprite as well?)
April: Tavros (being the victim of an April Fool's prank? possibly by Vriska)
May: Sollux (with beehives?)
June: Karkat (at the beach)
July: Nepeta (being cute in teh summer, maybe in a fireworks scene?)
August: Kanaya (Sunbathing?)
September: Terezi (being blinded in the forest)
October: Vriska (Doing something Halloweeny)
November: Equius (at a Thanksgiving scene, perhaps as an Indian with a broken bow, maybe ordering people making the feast around, sweating?)
December: Gamzee (ChRiStMaS fUcKiNg MiRaClEs)

>>20942227
oh gee let me get my pencils out and...

>>20942143
Homosuck is the worst shit on /co/

>>20942240
Fine, Tavros and Nepeta being so goddamn cute that Jack Noir takes a look and smirks in mirth.

>>20942204
I am literally going to assault you with my penis and there is nothing you can do about it. Hell, just SEEING my penis will give you locked-in syndrome from the shock at seeing my HUGE GODDAMN penis.

>>20942251
...Wait fuck that's actually your trip?
Well it does explain a lot of things, Grant. Grants. Whatever. Does one of you like Homestuck, or do you all hate it?

>>20942055
>Land of Bulge and Cages
>Trainer of Flesh
>Your chumHandle is knottedAnatomy.

>>20942277
my gut tells me to ignore you.

>>20942239
>an entire planet made out of Grant Moronson
jesuschristhowhorrifying.exe

- santaClaus
[SC]
began pestering centaursTesticle
[CT]
at 11:3 --


SC: HO HO HO!

SC: what do you want for Christmas little boy?

CT: D --> What's a christmas

SC: It is a holiday little boy!

SC: about the joys of giving and family!

CT: D --> What is a family

SC: OH HO HO HO

SC: Quite the silly one there little boy!

CT: D --> If you say so

SC: Now what do you want for Christmas little boy?

CT: D --> So am I to understand that you will give me some item for this holiday

SC: Only if you have been a good boy!

CT: D --> Oh, but I haven't

CT: D --> I have been terribly wicked

SC: That is not what children should do little boy!

CT: D --> And deserve to be put in my place by some superior

SC: what?

CT: D --> Or maybe even a

CT: D --> Dare I say it

CT: D --> An inferior

SC: Ok! let us stick with what you want for Christmas little boy!

CT: D --> Someone of low breeding which w001d only further deepen my already irretreivable debauchery

CT: D --> Someone

CT: D --> Red

>>20942057
Thank you
I try

>>20942258

You look like a screamer

>>20941241

Just drop the thanksgiving part. That's a bit too exclusively American

>>20940804

Ward, Bane, Scourge, Guide, Foe, Spy, Scribe, Nurse, Thane, Count, Fool, Priest, Monk, Grunt
of
Dust, Noise, Luck, Rest, Joy, Fear, Glut, Might, Doom, Knots, Oath

Lands:
Souls, Roots, Holes, Mire, Static, Tin, Drought, Gluttony, Doubt, Finality, Wealth, Fabric, Knives, Deception, Traps, Veils, Skin, Gravity, Numbers, Screams, Chains, Symbols, Steam, Explosions, Bells, Pleasure, Madness, String, Vibrations, Rhyme, Spirals, Sludge, Length, Breadth, Repetition, Feathers, Buckets

>>20942334
SC: Santa has alot of children to ask what they want for the holiday.

SC: So why not just tell Santa what you want for Christmas and if you are a good boy he will give it to you!

SC: HO HO HO

CT: D --> Very well

CT: D --> I w001d like a supply of 100sus milk

SC: Anything else little boy?

CT: D --> Yes

CT: D --> Order me

SC: What?

CT: D --> Give me some order

CT: D --> I presume you are a human

SC: I do not think santa can give that for Christmas!

SC: HO HO HO

CT: D --> It w001d be amazingly depraved

CT: D --> I command you to order me

SC: You know, I think Santa is going to go now! He has many children to ask what they want for Christmas!

SC: HO HO HO


kudos to you Equius guy, you creeped me the fuck out even though I know it was what you did.

I have to get into the habit of avoiding Homestuck threads when it's been, say, over four hours since an update.

>>20942317

Wait who said I'm more then one person? That's retarded, you retard.

>>20942249
Post higher resolution images.

>>20942333

That's my fetish.

>>20942341
CANADA NEVER HAS THANKSGIVING, AMIRITE?

>>20942340

A what?

>>20942055
>Land of Cacti and Grant Moronson
>Lady of Steel
>jovialWarlord
YES
I am very 0kay with this

>>20942249
Thanks. Yeah, I need to do some clearing n stuff.

>>20942371

BY AMERICA I MEANT THE CONTINENT

No, I guess I'm nobody....

Grant is this you?

This is completely pointless.

>>20942349
>>20942334
>pretending to be Santa on pesterchum

>wtfdoyouthinkyou'redoing.jpg

>>20942371
Nobody gives a fuck about canada.

>>20942409
Good, because I don't know who the hell you are.

Wait, are you that Viral guy with the teeth?

>>20942128
Requesting Nepeta teasing Karkat about "kat" being in his name during the after math of a pouncegreet. Or just her pouncegreeting him would be nice.

Hey guys, what's your favorite Homestuck song?

>mfw people don't realize grants's trip is #eazye


Seriously, at the rate he mentions him, how did no one figure it out?

>>20942342
Thanks, those will go in the next version.

I must sleep. now.

>>20942349
>>20942334
oh man, if you think of it as santa really talking to him. It makes it all the funnier

>>20942466
I thought it was #SMRT

>>20942453
NONE OF THEM

>>20942466
Oh boy, here we go.

>>20942453
Megalovania

>>20942466
Grant, why do you always want to get your trip wrong? Do you gain sexual satisfaction from seeing Grant impersonators?

>>20942128

Because she has yet to live up to her trolltag name, Nepeta spiking the sopor with arsenic.

>>20942398
FAIR ENOUGH

No, morons. My trip is my birthday.

It's the secret I will carry with my to my grave.

>>20942453
Oh I hace a fucking list
But I can never not love Ruins (With Strings)

>>20942453
Pyrocumulus. Homestuck Anthem is also good. And does the new flash count? Boy Skylark is awesome too.

TH3 L3MONSNOUT TURN4BOUT

I wonder if they'll cull together a second Alternia album to reflect everything that went down in Act 5-1.

And then a third one after 5-2 finishes.

And then a second Squiddles album after the end of the six-month Squiddles intermission.

So fucking cute.

I wish she was my wife.

>>20942605
>wife
that's sick, she's 13. she's much better suited for being your wwaifu.

I still favor 3 in the Morning a lot, but I don't remember half of the stuff after Album 5.

>>20942605
wwe all do >;_;<

>>20942453
Homestuck

>>20942453
Nannaquin.

>>20942605
back off from my waiifu biitch

my favorite song is nwa fuck the police or anything by eazy e (ESPECIALLY HIS CHRISTMAS SONG)
or harry enfield loads of money

>>20942453
I like the entire Album equally, it helps me pass the time when shitting around about homestuck related things. Although my favorite is the Ballad of jack Noir, or Night life which doesn't exist on the main website.

>>20942666
>Loads of Money
I cannot laugh enough. You ARE a Homestuck fan. I bet you ship Terezi/Dave.

>>20942700
just because i like classical british music doesnt make me a fan of this shite

>>20942669
Is that what that song is called? It was pretty rad and then it vanished... Thanks!

>>20942437
I just want some confirmation. Will I be getting this?

>>20942437
I second this motion. More Karkat/Nepeta is always welcome.

>>20942710
>Loadse mone
>classical british music

10/10 would rage again

>>20942710

Oh Grant.

One day I will find a way to turn you into a nice person.

One day.

So who's on pesterchum? I am.

bionicBarnacle

>>20942735
too late
>>20942723
it is classical brit music

Did someone say this is a bitch thread?

>>20942739
Everyone is always on Pesterchum but we never talk. We're too anti-social.

>>20942770
Chummychaser wasn't.

>>20942665

Oh not this shit again.

>>20942710
I also don't understand what you don't like about Homestuck. I mean, it starts slowly, sure, but the characters are pretty likable, the plot is pretty rad, the art is okay. What's the deal?

>>20942718
Awesome I love it

>>20942793
I don't know if I'll ever dare post my handle in these threads again. Just in case CC is watching and decides to chum me up.

>it starts slowly
yap
>characters are pretty likable
NOPE
>the plot is pretty rad
NOPE
>the art is okay
gay sprite comic epic video game bullshit

>>20942768
Why would anyone care about an underdeveloped pointless piece of filler like Feferi, when the grandmaster of quality characterization could be posted instead?

>>20942826
He raged from the constant spamming of his trolling shit. That and he was pissed that the trolls broke character when he was trolling them. So I think he stopped... for now at least...

>>20942739
I am my handle should be obvios for those who dont know

>>20942826

but getting trolled by random people is fun.

really.

>>20942866
Should we dare awaken the sleeping god of Chummyness?

>>20942800
Grant's never read it dude.

All ya bitches are gay/straight for Feferi

>>20942896
No. Have a Relationship Chart instead.

>>20942853
What didn't you like about the characters / plot?

Also, I thought the sprites were well done for sprites. Later they get changed up a lot, even.

>>20942826
Pft. Weenie.

I outchummed that CHUMp yesterday.

quit your pesterchum shit already, lets talk about the actual comic, not you fanshit shenanigans, goddamn /co/, every time i turn around homestuck threads are worse than before

>>20942935
one dimensional annoying pieces of shit characters
gay plot for homo babies complete with autistic "look i can make edgy ironic references to past pages arent i silly teehee"

despite how i act i do have legitimate criticism

Ivan if you're still in this thread I need to ask.

Why did you cast Rina-Chan as Vriska?

Pesterchum

loveLaborer

>>20942988 legitimate criticism
Nope

>>20942966
Oh really now?

>>20942988
>legitimate criticism
>gay plot for homo babies
Okay, what the fuck. I laughed at a Grant post. These shitty threads must be driving me crazy.

>>20943004

>>20942988
Technically, it's all one story, so references to the past would just be considered looking at the whole picture on a grand scale. It's not as if every update is an entirely new adventure.

>>20942988
>despite how i act i do have legitimate criticism
>gay plot for homo babies
how is that in any way legitimate criticism

>>20942973
The bitch part is Pesterchum is nothing but an overly simple irc client. It connects you to one single channel of one specific server. You could totally access it through mIRC or whatever.

>>20942988

>gay plot for homo babies complete with autistic

statements like this is why no one can take you seriously grant, you always sound like an asspained neckbeard

Hope I was BRO enough for you

>>20943006
>>20942896
No don't wake him up, we just got things normal again...

anyone has the /co/ pesterchum list image thingy?

>>20942988

>gay
>autistic
>edgy
>ironic

you dont even know what those mean faggot

>>20943119
chumhin chumhagen!! chumhin chumhagen

>>20942988
What's the matter Grant

Too DEEP for you?

>>20942988
Um. You... didn't say what you didn't like about the plot. Just that you didn't like it. Again. You don't like the callbacks? I can see that being a big negative. It's also certainly not the plot.

But. Why do you not like the callbacks? Even if you don't care that something similar happened before, it's not like it detracts anything from the story's advancement.

The characters don't seem that 1D to me. All of them appear to have a starting quirk and later show more; even though you can get a quick initial grasp of them the details make them good for me. I don't know how Dave could be considered flat at all after he gets to the first Bro fight. Jade is one of the few I couldn't fairly disagree on, and she's had the least screen time.

>>20943191
thats funny since the only thing """"deep"""" about this comic is the retardation/creepyness/pedophilia of its fanbase

Hey, I've been out for a few days. So was the "Rose is going crazy" theory debunked by the Jaspers pages, or...?

>>20943215
psst. He's a troll. He spends like 6 hours a day shouting about how much he hates Homestuck in these threads. It's best to ignore him and just talk about the comic.

>>20943247
the fanbase has nothing to do with the depth of the comic, my friend.

>>20943269
>just talk about the comic.
Sorry, we can't do that. Have to talk about Pesterchum faggotry, Grant and creepy obsessions with various characters.

>>20943269
>implying I'm grant
>implying you're not grant
>implying grant is real and not just a Tyler Durden-esque figment

Hey, Grant.
Your real last name is Smith, right?

So anyone on Pesterchum?

>>20943269
How does one shout on the internet?
puzzlednepeta.png

>>20943247
So what specifically do you not like, give specific details.


See, Grant won't usually respond, because there's nothing he can say. That's why
>>20943010
>>20943027
>>20943038
>>20943123
Weren't responded to, he'd have to produce an answer.

You're a poor kismesis Grant, and I am disappointed.

>>20943313
No but my Great-Grandma's was.

>>20943314
I AM CHUM

>>20943312
<3

really now, anyone has the /co/ pesterchum list image thingy?

I think Equius might get backtrolled. Someone already mentioned that, though. What I want to see is Jade. Because fucking hell it has been ages since she said or did anything besides land.

>>20943314
Im on
notAnon
TALK TO ME

>>20943378
What I want to know is how John installed server side Sburb and connected to Jade while she was asleep.

>>20943394
I get the feeling the omnipotent dog had something to do with it.

>>20943394

i believe her computer was on, and she had already installed sburb.

>>20940723

I'd rather have someone that can spell correctly, Moronson.

>>20943415
How? First she was flying around Prospit, then falling, then back to sleep. Though I guess she could've installed it before she went to sleep ages ago.

>>20943449

she's had the install since rose entered the medium. she's had time.

>>20943449
Well, she WAS already inside the game by the time the story starts and John gets a name. Prospit is in the game, right? So it's possible she's had it since forever.

oopdort

EQUIUS, YESSSSSSS

hahaha Dave has funny ears

Updaaaaaaaaaaate!

hey guys guess what!

WONDERFUL

Dave trying to start a rap battle with Equius. Love it.

>CT: D --> Yes
>CT: D --> Those are the sorts of assertive statements which could get me
>CT: D --> Flowing

creepy
as
I now realise nothing could've stood up to my expectations, but I quite enjoyed this pesterlog.

REPORT GRANT FOR BEING AN ASSHOLE
REPORT GRANT FOR BEING AN ASSHOLE
REPORT GRANT FOR BEING AN ASSHOLE
REPORT GRANT FOR BEING AN ASSHOLE
REPORT GRANT FOR BEING AN ASSHOLE
REPORT GRANT FOR BEING AN ASSHOLE
REPORT GRANT FOR BEING AN ASSHOLE

TG: ahaha wow YES
TG: dont really understand that but yes
TG: ok hold that thought im gonna pull this fuckin sword out of the thing

awwww yeah

>TG: ok hold that thought im gonna pull this fuckin sword out of the thing
Oh god Hussie, please don't leave us hanging or do a perspective switch on us now.....

Equius laid it down there at the end.
He has the soul of a rap emperor, somewhere deep inside.

>>20943602
We at least have 1 more conversation to get through before we switch off of Dave. Just sayin'.

>TG: the kings of wordtech ascend to godhood and look down on us patriarchally like urban watermarks in the sky

I'm glad Grant keeps going cause honestly half of the time when I come to /co/ and see this shit fucking rolling over and over across page 1 I just close the window and go find something else to do.

As one of the few who have actually taken the time to read the entire story you obsessed fantards go on about, I have no idea what the fuck half of this shit is you're discussing in these threads. Like hoping for your favorite character to show up again.

>"HERP A DERP, WELL I HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING BUT STARE AT MY OWN ASSHOLE IN THE MIRROR ALL DAY, LET ME GO UPDATE /CO/ ON WHO MY FAVORITE TROLL IS!!"

That's you. All of you.

This roleplaying troll characters on AIM and even going as far as pretending it's pesterchum is just some childish bullshit and needs to be taken off /co/. It is on par with running around your house making woosh noises pretending your a motherfucking airplane. I don't care if you're a retard in your own home, but don't bring it here.

>Equius: Proceed to have one of the best rap-offs in the history of paradox space with Dave

>>20943658
That's real fucking neato, but you can do better. I'm not nearly feeling trolled.

>>20943658
If you can't stand seeing a thread about something you don't like on page 0, I suggest you stay away from 4chan in general.

Dave looks like Slenderman.

Dave is rapping exactly like 1C3 M4N from And It Don't Stop. Reminds me of him a little too with the way his nose looks.

In before Jade is drawn in Humanimals style

equius is so cultural i feel the need for a towel

Dave's going to break the sword while pulling it out.

I always had sort of imagined Dave as having freckles, or being sunburnt.
I mean the dude lives in Houston or somewhere similar, and is a wigger...

>>20943120
>>20943365
here

>>20943780
Yeah, it's pretty cool. /pun

>>20943842
Gamzee called him
>My pInKeSt oF MoThErFuCkIn sTaR MoNkEyS
so I like to imagine him being that guy who always looks like he's blushing, or something.

This
Was a great update
Equius rapping? I did not see that coming.
Also this happened
-- sweetBro [SB] began pestering notAnon [NA] at 1:11 --

SB: BRO
NA: BRO
SB: dude what i SUP
NA: hutin
SB: yrs i dig bro
SB: but the quemston is
SB: you wama get HIGHT#?
SB: i got the salsam
SB: im ready
NA: srry bro
NA: I do not partake
NA: MY BODY
NA: is a temple
SB: na dude i got nacho andeverythin
SB: ooh
SB: your hilk hogan
SB: i undermstand
SB: dude your my HERO
SB: go to keep in shape for SPORT
NA: i a teh hero
NA: for everyone
SB: dude predator is my favoritm ovie ever
SB: your. THE BOSS
SB: stome cold stunner bro i dig
NA: i AM all the wrestlers
NA: all the time
SB: i saw that fight you had with russia
SB: in rocky 3
SB: dude USA
SB: teach those connie bastards
NA: I did
NA: all the time
NA: the bears and cossacks
NA: love the flag
SB: yeaa bro goddam carolima BEAR
SB: USA USA
SB: ou play FOOTBALL
SB: aw FUCK speking o which
SB: the big ganes on
SB: ill e back bro
NA: o kay

-- sweetBro [SB] ceased pestering notAnon [NA] at 1:17 --

>>20943867
Oh my god I am going to pester all of the chums. All of them.

What is Hussie's deal with rap? He just doesn't strike me as the kind of guy who likes that stuff, but it keeps coming up.

>CT: D --> Just a thought. Let's mock a topic with less awfulness
>CT: D --> If you'd use the e%cuse to be less culturally myopic, what are your views on abuse to the walking apocrypha
>CT: D --> Would you choose if duly cued to put your bruising clop to a flock of naughty roboti%

>>20943928
Far as I can tell Hussie fucking loves word play and rap.

>>20943867

could you add mine to that list?

I say, as I rush headlong into the fray.

>>20943867
Heh, I'm not on that list.

Also, that sword is going to be awesome.

Shit guys

Just imagine

A 3 way rap battle between Dave Gamzee and Equius

So Equius talked to one or two of the other kids?

I'm going to guess John and Jade.

inb4 dave breaks the sword.

>>20943999
I'm going to guess John and Rose. Rose because the colour pink could possibly be considered high class by troll standards, and I expect she would have deceived him.

And John because John.

>TG: spyin a guy whos eyed more cocks and dicks than i got clocks and they got ticks

SOOOOO COOL

>>20943999
nah, he complained about them being misleading, which sounds more like johns tricksterness or roses sarcasm.

>>20943983
Well, would you LIKE to be on the list? It wouldn't be a hard thing to do.

>>20943990
Make it a 4-way and throw Tavros in there. I recall his bio saying he was into slam poetry.

Spoiler: Dave breaks the sword in half, but tosses the end away and connects the tip to the half-sword he already has.

>>20943928
He wrote a short comic a while ago that was about a rap battle that is also a robot battle or something like that

>>20943889
I always imagined Dave having an adorable, round cherub face. Perpetually flushed cheeks just make it more hilarious/cute.

>>20944096
That's stupid.
He can just turn back the dial on his Snoop Sword and it grows an end any way.

>>20944162
A good one.

>>20944184
<3<

The best part about this picture is that no matter what happens in the story, this will always be able to stay the same.

>>20944201
Are Dave and John swapped on purpose?

>>20944201
I think the worst thing about that is Dave and John getting switched. And one of them being a traitor. And the trolls being-

nevermind everything about it is the worst

>>20944238
Yes.

I would refrain from complaining. You know as well as I do that if they ever make a live-action Homestuck movie, John will become Dave.

>>20944068
Eh, what the hell

I want to see John try to rap.
The levels of derp produced would be radioactive.

>>20944309
our bodies will never be ready.

>>20944309
Turns out john is damn near a rhyme god
That's what Dave meant when he said he'll never outpace him.

I need a link to Whistles. Can't you read the first chapter on Hussie's site somewhere?

>>20944275
Alrighty then. Updated.

On another note -- what did Equius mean by
>what are your views on abuse to the walking apocrypha
I'm guessing he means the edicts that govern the trolls, but I've never heard the phrase "walking apocrypha" before.
Make sure you explain in small words. I'm an idiot.

>>20944437
>I'm an idiot.

Well at least you're honest.

From what I'm reading apocrypha sounds like non-canonical religious texts.

>>20944431

Someone yesterday mentioned they had two copies and were going to scan in one soon.

>>20944437

>>20944501
Yeah but they've been sayin that for months. I'm losin hope.

>>20944495
>From what I'm reading apocrypha sounds like non-canonical religious texts.
No goddammit.
WALKING apocrypha.
How do those two words together make sense.

>>20944519

From now on I will only refer to robots as walking apocrypha

>>20944519
Like I said earlier.

Hussie loves his word play.

>CT: D --> So your social e%elons are dictated by the noble artform of the ancient slam poets
e%elons? Exelons? Ecrosselons? I can't parse that word.

>>20944535

See
>>20944519

>>20944553
echelons

>>20944553

I thought it was Echelon. Not sure how % works in there, though...

>>20944519

HUSSIE, STOP IT. STOP SOUNDING SMART.

>>20944519
That was my first thought because of, like, the drones!
But then I thought "Nah, you're a fucking moron."

Dammit Hussie.


Thank you, though.

>>20944567
That's what I guessed. But how does % = che?

>>20944585
I haven't a clue

>>20944585
x can be pronounced like sh sometimes. Especially in Portuguese. I'm 0k with it, but I'm not sure how he views it.

>>20944198
I <3< U too.

>>20944596
Like, for instance, "caixinha." kaeye-sheen-ya. I can't think of examples closer to English though.

I'm pretty sure that in romanized chinese, the X makes a "sh" sound as well.

>>20944596
>>20944630
Huh. Uh.. I guess it... makes sense.

new thread?
>>20944037

>>20944963
yeah were dead
tine to revive