"ALL the way inside??"

... two adventurers named Banjo and Kazooie find themselves in a strange new world...

>>20927679
I just stopped in to say, my little pony is for faggots and little girls. Also, am I the only won who wants to fuck the dykey pony?

>>20927705

No, you're not.

Applejack does too.

>>20927705 won

what the fuck? how the fuck do you fuck that up? it's ONE. did you drop out of middle school? what that fuck, man.

>>20927685

what? Twilight actually PARTYING?

>>20927705

i hate you for these threads, /co/.

I just watched the first 3 episodes. I like.

I love you for these threads, /co/. Even the sagers have the right idea.

i've watched all three episodes like 3 times. god, i can't stop.

fucking Pinkie Pie.

Is the only version of episode 3 on Youtube the one with the annoying link in the upper right corner?

>>20927862
Oops, nevermind.
I gotta' learn to put episode names in the search bar.

>>20927830

So, I'm alone in thinking a Banjo-Kazooie/My Little Pony crossover would be kinda fun? Ok.

>>20927884
still cant get her songs out of my head

>>20927947
As long as there is more MLP I am okay with ANY crossover

And no, I too believe a Banjo/MLP crossover would be fun as well

Someone give me links to episode 2 and 3. I've only seen the first episode.

>>20927977
youtube search The Ticketmaster.

or go to The hub's website

>>20927969
Awesome. Would Celestia and Grunty become best friends and troll everyone together? How would Kazooie react to Pinky Pie singing? Mumbo Jumbo meets Fabulous Dragon, what happens?

>>20928012
Even if 'we' use our theory of Celestia being Lawful Evil there is still the Lawful part in her alignment.

She would not tolerate Grunty if the witch actively made it known she would antagonize Cantorlot and would probably seek to remove her

And if they decided to troll together, then Celestia would troll Grunty when she wasn't suspecting it

The others i don't know

>>20928046
>>20928012
Personally, I just believe she's just a troll, not a thoroughbred of Sin.

>>20929272
I'm talking about Celestria of coarse

Fluttershy foolishly went to Applejack's farm while in heat, to pick up some apples.

But Big Mac was there.

SO THEN THEY FUCKED.

From last nights glorious thread in which we discussed the true depths of Celestia's black hearted malevolence.

Question... where was Celestia during the first and second episodes?

Can't remember... was she trapped or some shit like that

>>20929546
she was pretending to be trapped to frame her younger sister.

>>20929546
First ep, she was just in Canterlot or behind the scenes wherever.
Second ep, she was apparently spirited away by NMM's power.

>>20929546
Off siphoning the magic out of her hundreds of enslaved PegaUnicorns to grow her own dark magics.

>>20927777

>>20929522
Will Luna ever be able to free Equestria from her sisters iron hoofed clutches?

Confound you ponies

Why you making threads when I have to get ready for work :(

>>20929611
This one probably won't go very far since most of the Bronies are at work as we speak, I myself have to go in a half hour. Evening threads are were it's at.

Twilight walks in on Rarity and Nightmare crossing horns in private.

This needs a caption.

>>20929306

B-BUT MY MALE WAIFU!

>>20929554
>>20929587

ohyou.jpg

Celestia being a villain could be an interesting plot-twist. It's a pity that it will never happen.

Is it me, or is there something a little wierd about a fan pairing of 2 characters who have the same voice actor?

>>20929970
It's vocal masturbation, nothing wrong with that.

>>20929967
If she is not evil then why is she always making people feed their kids to alligators.

>>20929522

>>20929970
No

>>20929970
It's like voice incest, so extra sexy.

I wish there were more Nightmare Moon pics out there, does anyone have a human version of her or Luna?

I need that explanation of why it's okay to like MLP

>>20931320
Because it's good, and anyone on /co/ who says it's not ok to like it when lots of /co/ watches Powerpuff Girls, My Life as a Teenage Robot, etc. is being a hypocrite.

>>20931320
...and that is why we like it

God dammit, I had a dream about ponies /co/. What have you done to me?

Why is nobody willing to stream this?

>>20931575

Welcome to the herd, it can't be stopped, blah blah blah.

Also, please report to the "/co/ related dreams" thread.

>>20931619
theres a /co/ related dreams thread?

:3 omg my thread is still up

i love you, bronies

>>20931575


one of us. one of us.

>>20931643

Oh! there was one earlier, i just went thru the 15 pages looking for it and didn't find it, must have 404'd while i wasn't looking.

sage

>>20931805
>>20931643
It's still around:
>>20921312

>>20931607
What is there to stream? Shit that's already on Jewtube?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tjl8XulH51E

>>20931841
question mark

>>20931852
Watching together > watching alone

>>20931805
Alright, I'll share it here.

It was a 20th high school reunion, so I went and met up with an old friend from college, and chatted with her about how her PhD work was going. We sat at the table with a lesbian couple and complained about how boring it was. Then a woman with pink hair showed up and started singing and livened the party up. We relaxed and wondered where Rarity was.

Wait... Rarity?

And that's when I realized that somehow, without me noticing, everyone had been ponies the whole time.

>>20931852 What is there to stream?
Next week's episode, when it airs, for the benefit of those of us who don't have the Hub?

Guise, guise, guise. Hey guise.

Is Applejack a tranny? He's got kind of a husky voice. And also that really corny Puerto Rican accent. And her name's Jack.

>>20931906

That would be cool.

>>20931912
>southern belle
>Peurto Rican accent

>>20931912
>Puerto Rican

Huh?

>>20931872
Mine was weirder.

Though note, I always dream about whatever book, show, ect ect I as just watching/reading before I went to sleep so it's not that strange.

"After marathoning the first three episodes of My Little Pony at the suggestion of /co/ I had a dream in which the ponies where a part of the Black Company, of Glen Cooks novels. And I had to don the Widowmaker outfit, while Lady was Lifetaker, and Rainbow Dash was imitating Soul Catcher, and we had to steal something from some building. We were almost caught but Twilight Sparkle teliported us out."

>>20931867
That's what this thread is for. :3

>>20931872
The plot of my next movie.

>>20931998
id pay $5 to see it

>>20931998

My thoughts exactly.

>>20931998
I shall call it.

My High school NEIGHbors.

>>20932122
CARLOS

>>20931872
The couple was Applejack and Dash if that wasn't obvious.

And if anyone's wondering about Fluttershy, she was there, she was just... quiet.

>>20932428
Was Angel or Spike there? Or was it Ponies only?

>>20932460
That, I don't remember. I have trouble holding on to the details of dreams, I only remember generalities. I couldn't tell you what Pinkie sang about, either, or what Twilight was getting her PhD in.

>>20932473
She was getting her PhD in magic!

>>20931872
>>20931998
It's an old trick. Sham'n didn't invent it.
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TomatoSurprise

>>20932593

Weee knoooow, but Shamalamadingdong has become the punchline of such tricks.

Why this MLP is superior to others for us college-and-beyonders?
1. NO HUMANS as audience viewpoint characters.
2. ACTUAL PERSONALITIES and arguments instead of fake smiles.
3. A SCHOLAR is the primary character - in other words, us.
4. A matriarchal monarchy, the merits of which can be vigorously debated by people who have never lived under such a system.
5. Awesome Western animation despite its resemblance to chibi anime.

>>20932593
M.Night has written every piece of fiction with a twist ending for the last 60 years.

That's the Tweest

>>20932473
Were YOU a pony, if not how did you sit at the pony table.

God dammit /co/, you've done it. I am now watching My Little Pony to see why grown men are obsessing over a little girl's cartoon.

It's beautiful!

>>20932824
Good....goooood, the magic is swelling in you now.

>>20932784
I don't even remember that. It's the question that keeps bugging me. But then, I can't see myself. And for some reason I didn't notice everyone was ponies, they registered as human to my dream-mind.

>>20932887
Understandable, I have dreams all the time where I'll be with someone who looks NOTHING like anyone I know, but in dream state I'm aware it is like, my sister or something.

>>20932784
He was Fluttershy, of course.

>>20932844
I feel kinda bad for the artist that he keeps posting the fixed version with the extra eyelashes but people still post that one.

I'll post this.

I'LL POST THIS UNTIL YOU LIKE IT!

>>20932887

This is your chance to ponyfy yourself now that you're awake!

>>20932924
I AM THE NEIGHT

>>20931872
I am reminded of that running gag is /v/ where everyone is a bear, including the poster who doesnt realize it until the very last moment. Man, what is it with /v/ and bears?

>>20932924
I AM VENGEANCE. I AM THE NIGHT. I. AM. BAT PINK!

>>20933037
I think you're stretching a bit.

>>20933308
I think it started with this, but I can't be sure.

>>20933366
Nah, I think it started with a mspaint comic about a guy who was dating a girl and she ended up being a bear, and then everyone was bear, and then no john you are the bear and john was a bear

>watching my little pony
>hear mother coming in
>try to minimise window
>crush keyboard beneath my hoof
>get called a little filly

>>20933594
PINKIE AS FUCK.

Hey everyone. What sort of pony is everybody?

I'm a pegasus pony. I can fly bitches.

>>20929522
Does anyone have a cap of what was discussed?
I wasn't around, I was taking care of trick or treaters

>>20933655
same here
>brohoof.jpg

Which one is the dyke pony? I never come to these threads, I just want to see what that would look like.

>>20933711

>>20933711

>>20933681
better yet, heres the archive

http://arch.413chan.net/co20919033.html

>>20933746
>>20933728
Oh, ok. Does she sound hot?

>>20927754

MordecaiXFluttershy forever.

>>20933772
Kinda like Numbuh Five. Sorta.

>>20933920

I actually thought it was Cree Summer when I heard Rainbow Dash's voice, but it turns out it wasn't. Kinda sounds like her though.

>>20933772
she sounds like suzie from rugrats, but her voice actress is white.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkeLzQv7Mn4&feature=related

first character to speak in this video.

>>20933772
Sounds like Elizabeth Daily to me, personally that's not who it is

>>20933681
We discussed hoe evil Celestia is and what she does to ponies to insure her everlasting youth, statting the smooze, and how to make your own ponies modding toys

>>20933681
Mostly these points.

Celestia is evil and trapped Luna in the moon to ensure her sole dominance over Equestria.

The heavens themselves rage against Celestia's abominable reign, thus the stars aided Luna in her escape.

The reason there are no other PegaUnicorns is because Celestia has them all killed at birth (via alligators) or has them locked in a secret dungeon where she keeps them in a near death stasis and constantly drains the magic out of them into her own Harmony Gem, the Gem of Torment.

Derp Hooves was once a Wonder Bolt but found out the truth and was left in the state she is now by Celestia.

Celestia is preparing Twilight Sparkle to be the new body she transfers into where her thousand year old shell finally crumbles around her.

>>20934745
also

WAR IS HARMONY
GENDER EQUALITY IS SLAVERY
CELESTIA IS STRENGTH

>>20934794
>>20934745
And during those threads the plus thread hit 1k posts.

>>20933594
>Best friends girl broke up with him
>Shit's got him real torn up
>Buy him a daffodil sandwich and sing him a song about hard breakups.

PINKIE AS FUCK

You realize that MLP is the best cartoon currently in production.

>>20934794
OH GOD now i want to read that book again

>>20935068

Based on what, exactly?

>>20934835
>>20934954
Oh Pinkie, you think everything needs a party.

Except your parents funeral

>>20933767
thanks man
But personally think she simply stretched the truth about night and day. It seems that Luna gave the night while Celestia forced it, so the ponies stayed up because they had too vs. night they took advantage of Luna's kindness and slept though the night.
I could be wrong though

>>20934003
Welp, I finally watched this show and i can only say one thing: FLUTTERSHY IS MAH WAIFU!

>>20933746
Needs caption

"EVERYBODY'S getting raped!"

I got this image but I don't know what to do with it

>>20935314
"I fucking love

cocaine"

I fucking love PARTIES.

>>20935346

We hear the harmony spirit's voice

>>20935314
im picturing about 50 somewhat captions for that pic in my head, but sadly, none work, except "OMG! WELCOME TO THE HEARD!"

>>20935258

>>20934745
"Derp Hooves?"

>>20935314
I can see FOREVER

>>20935414
The Derp Pony in the background, there is a bigger picture floating around that illustrates it better.

request that drawing of pinkie pie and her grandmother at pinkie's parents grave.

>>20935414

The pony derping in the picture.

Originally Derpy Hooves.

>>20935498
The hero Equestria deserves.

>>20935380
"Hello Tech Support?

Try singing it a song."

>>20935525

thanks bronie.

>>20935401
God fucking damnit /co/

Loli ponies. Motherfucking loli ponies. You had to go there.

attempting to find some to now

>>20935525
Granny Pie's cutie mark should be a hot hair balloon, or a dirigible.

>>20935380
40k would be so much better if everyone was a pony

>>20935401
Needs more Angel.

>>20935596

Considering it a loli suggests that you see them as a sexual image/character.

Confound it, ponies!
You had me whistling Pinkie's Grand Galloping Gala song during work!

>>20935380

Someone needs to either

a) Space Marine Pony
b) Emperor on the Golden Throne Pony
c) Chaos Pony
d) Ork Pony

Be there a drawfriend out there with enough mettle for this holy duty?

Haha, just read that "Forbidden Love" Gaurdpony semi fap fiction over on that other archived thread. Shit's hilarious man.

>>20935692
I think there IS an Emprah pony somewhere.

Do any of you gentle/co/lts have a .mkv of episode 3, or is it not up on the Hub site yet?

>>20935346

>>20935697

link?

>>20934954
>at the movies on Halloween
>killer appears on screen
>friends I'm with get scared
>people in the theater scream
>don't care, laugh at how dumb the movie is
>people begin to chuckle along
>rest of movie proceeds with people laughing at the monsters

PINKIE AS FUCK.

>>20935745
OK....THATS A WIN!

>>20935740
Down in the bottom of this thread.

http://arch.413chan.net/co20879033.html

>>20935401

>someone post that one pic i drew
>MFW

>>20935722
It won't be on the Hub site until Wednesday or Thursday

So, what channel and what time does this show come on anyway?

>>20935722

It's on youtube

>>20935904
The Hub, Fridays at 2:00pm EST/11:00am PST.

"Well, I'm back.

>>20935904
The Hub, formerly known as the Discovery Kids channel, at 2 PM EST on Fridays. I think it also comes on sometime early Saturday and Sunday mornings

>>20935923

Thanks.

That's an odd time, kids wouldn't be out of school until an hour later.

>>20935966
Why hello, good sir. May I inquire about the events leading up to this young lady's fate?

Ok, can I just ask seriously.

I've been all over /mu/ and /v/ this past week and cannot avoid seeing these ponies. Why do you guys enjoy this? I'm not being condescending. I just want to know what it is about this show that's getting /co/ in a tizzy.

Or am I being trolled...if so, bravo.

>>20935999
Tsunami a few years ago.

>>20935966

>>20936015
The show is genuinely good as a kids show, a few good laugh moments.

Mostly it's the /co/ discussion though, shit is hilarious.

See
>Evil Celestia
>Male on Male slave pony lust
> Ultra Dyke Rainbow Dash
> Shipping, shipping everywhere

ect ect, most pony threads are funny as hell.

>>20936027
I'd bust the song out if I had it.

Remember folks, the gorespammer is actually just a MLP fan trying to get attention. Ignore him and he goes away.

Not even horses with dyed hair could save this young man. The wrath of the furscourging flame of justice incinerates all.

>>20936101

Oh lord. You're saying /a/ wasn't enough for him, he's gonna infest /co/ too?

>>20936133
No, /a/'s old Bakamangatari gorespammer used an image bomber. This guy actually MANUALLY bombs the thread, thus spending much of his spare time in pony threads desperate for attention. We wrote a song about ignoring him once, if you do, he leaves in tears.

>>20935988
Looks like they are now.

>>20936133
Only MLP threads anon. I have to lay a balance, lest the internet collapse from one-sided saccharine faggotry.

>>20931320
>why it's okay
Because you're a big boy and can like what you want.

Seriously, guys, you don't need an excuse to be ALLOWED to like something. You can have whatever reasons for liking it you want, but you don't need an excuse.

>>20936191
Wow her glazed over eyes are truly haunting.
Makes me a little nauseous looking at it :(.

>>20936181
Imagebombing with the current antispam security in place is nigh impossible.
Besides, I don't want the thread to 404 just yet.

>>20936015

I assure you, it's not trolling.

I thought that was the case 2 weeks ago.
Then I watched the first episode and I was hooked.

>>20936241
Don't you mean Neigh impossible.

>>20936015
You can watch the first ep and see for yourself!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tjl8XulH51E&feature=player_embedded

>>20936241
OK, when i look at that, im reminded of my friends heel, and what happed when i was filming him skate one day. Please, don't post that pic, everything else I can ignore, but that one just brings back a bad memory

After watching this series I can definitively state that my new life goal is to freeze myself and be reawakened in the future where I can transfer the mind of a little girl into a miniature pony and turn her into my hyperactive, happy-go-lucky sex slave

>>20935745
Did you have Pinkie Pie's song stuck in your head afterward?

>>20936433
Use adblock plus to ban that specific image. Filtering shock images is one of its best unsung features

Hey ponies. Don't forget, it's what's on the inside that counts.

The most up to date Wall of Friendship

>>20936718

Brick by brick, the Wall of Friendship grows more powerful.

>>20936718
We are going to run out of space on that damn thing.

Which is awwwwrrriiigghhttt

>>20936495

How do you block specific images? I have the 4chan filter.

>mlp

Hey Foals,
My name is Rainbow Dash, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are slow, retarded, earth ponies who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass girl cartoons. You are everything bad in Equestria. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any friendship sparkles? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of ponies because of your own lack of a cutie mark, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than schlicking to fantasies about unicorn princes.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was almost captain of the shadowbolts, and starter on my weather clearing team. What do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn ponies on paheal"? I also get straight ponies to go gay for me, and have a banging hot bottom bitch (She just ate me out; Shit was SO dash). You are all male ponies who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

>>20936870
Why not block the spammer altogether? It does wonders.

Does anyone have the Flash Dash image?

>>20937064
Why yes, yes I do.

>>20937087
Fucking captcha

>>20937062

Because he's posting anonymously, not with a tripcode.

>>20937062
>implying you can block me
u see me postin
u hatin

>>20937103
You can still do it, take it from me.

>>20937064
Awesome, I got sent here from /u/'s pony thread, they said you guys had all the best pictures.

>>20937169
Have another.

>>20937169
/u/ has a pony thread?

>>20937169
And all the best subtext

>>20937209
They did a couple days ago, dunno if it is still around. But they said the ponies originated here from /co/

how do I block the spammer? should I finally bother getting the 4chan extension after being lazy for ages?

Also, I find it weird that people have to ask "how we enjoy it". It seems.. like a crazy thing for someone not being able to sit back and chuckle at a kids show. I mean, is it THAT hard to imagine getting enjoyment from something? I thought people eventually grew out of the "eww its for kids it must be disgusting" mentality. Adults write kid shows, you know!

Well, I'm goin' out west where I belong
Where the days are short and the nights are long
Where they walk and I'll walk
They twist and I'll twist
They shimmy and I'll shimmy
They fly and I'll fly
Well they're out there a'havin' fun
In that warm California sun.

>>20937244

You should see /v/. Some people on there actually react angrily to people liking something like Kirby, especially after Epic Yarn came out.

>>20937244
Got Firefox AND the extension yesterday, shouldn't be difficult to find out how to block.

can someone give the the pony art tuts?

>>20937244
It's just low tier trolling or teenagers trying to be edgy.

No different from "LOL MORE LIKE HOMOSUCK", "HOW CAN YOU FAGGOTS LIKE ADVENTURE TIME IT'S SHIT." "FUCKING SCOTT PILGRIM HIPSTERS"

>>20937169
Haha, I came here from /a/'s pony thread yesterday, on Western vs Eastern moe.

>>20937244
Either the 4chan extension or Greasemonkey + all the useful scripts from userscripts.org.

4chanX
ya4cie
4chan filter
4chan x Updater

And optionally:
4chan sauce
4chan show post in title

I'd recommend this, personally, since 4chan Filter can generally let you auto-hide spam posts.

Well, I'm goin' out west out on the coast
Where the California girls are really the most
Where they walk and I'll walk
They twist and I'll twist
They shimmy and I'll shimmy
They fly and I'll fly
Well they're out there a'havin' fun
In that warm California sun.

>>20937244
When I was a kid I'd certainly dismiss it as a girl's show, also the title isn't really encouraging. That's probably it.

>>20937344
>When I was a kid
Sums it up.

>>20937305
Except the gorespammer is even more pathetic. 90% of people have him blocked, so don't even see him. And he specifically seeks out the one single MLP thread going at the time, goes in and goes "LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME, PLEASE, PLEASE, SOMEONE PAY ATTENTION TO ME, NO ONE IN REAL LIFE DOES!!" for a little while. Then leaves.

Well the girls are frisky in old ‘Frisco
A pretty little chick wherever you go
A-a-and they'll walk and I'll walk
They'll twist and I'll twist
They'll shimmy and I'll shimmy
They'll fly and I'll fly
Well they're out there a'havin' fun
In that warm California sun

Yeah they're out there a'havin' fun
In that warm California sun

Could a drawfag please do a pony version of this pic?

>>20937364
Meh I think it's more that he thinks we are in some way affected by gore.

That alone is worth a laugh.

I want the ponies to use their super saiyen powers again!

When do you think the next time they will have a use for rainbow's of death powered by friendship will be?

>>20937364
On average he makes around 10 posts in a 300-400 post thread, most people don't even see them, and most people on 4chan aren't bothered by the gore. It's pretty funny, really.

There are probably people who will say I'm just feeding him by saying this, but that implies that I can see him and/or care.

>>20937364
>implying you can block me
>imps lying everywhere

>>20937382
A base

Shit did anyone save that awesome picture of Spike as Beebop's Spike? I thought for sure I saved it.

>>20937434
u mean the one from the "live action musical", or otherwise known as "gangster spike"?

>>20937434

>Watch ep 2 a few days ago
>Whistling Pinkies song all day erry day

Ep3 needs to be released already so I can see the new songs.

>>20937488
It's on YouTube.

>>20937487
Oh god, hahahaha!

>>20937487
I hope you get pancreatic cancer.

>>20937501
I have a super low download limit. The fact that I am downloading 300mb eps of MLP is bothering me enough as it is without streaming that shit beforehand as well.

>>20937488
It's been on youtube since about 10 mins after it aired, watching with /co/ was glorious.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfNH4XTKM2I&fmt=35

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmOt15wxv84&fmt=35

>>20937390
You know what's weird? This "LOL I SHOCK U" /b/ thing reminds me of most british comic book writers people love so much.

>>20937487
Thanks Bronie

>>20928046
>My Little Pony
>D&D

Jesus Christ. No wonder you people can't get laid.

>>20937390

Honestly, I'm just slightly annoyed when he uses real gore. Guro's no big shit, but dude, people died horribly and you're trying to benefit off their deaths.

>>20937568
Hah, funny story about that, My girlfriend actually was a huge Pony fan when she was little. So she heard me watching (the music tipped her off) and was like, FUCK YA PONIES, so we watched together and ate left over Halloween Candy, shit was SO dash.

>>20937568
Yeah, "we". So, which edition you think we're talking about, bro?

>>20937568
Well men that watch little girls shows aren't attractive mates to women.
Women see that shit, and say to themselves-
>if this fag ever needed to protect me, I'd be screwed
So yeah, no pussy for mlp fans.

>>20937568
>on /co/
>implying he's ever met a woman

>>20937585
Hey now you're getting into the butthurt territory.

Also I wouldn't be surprised if a lot of these were staged special effects projects.

>>20936786
Fixed the /co/ pony.

>>20937607
Yeah, right.
Time to get off that DMT bro. You've used too much. That's not a pussy you're fucking. It's a young boys fudgy asshole.

>>20937607
>watched MLP
>eat candy

Shit was SO DASH, eh, pal?

>>20937630
>implying everone on an anonymose website has to be as pathetic as you.

>>20937568
>>20937621
>Takes the time to troll My Little Pony threads.
>Pretends he has ever touched a girl in his life.

Laughingponies.jpeg

>>20937620
>Lawful Evil

Not Fourth, obviously.

Rarity, you sure have a lot of outfits to share with all the ponies in Ponyville

>>20937585

>>20937695
She owns a design company or something like that right?

>>20937674
Awww, somebody got a little defensive there.

I'm a girl and I like men who can embrace their feminine sides.
The typical boyish homophobic-ritual attitude about girl things disgusts me. I know a guy that HAS to announce to everyone how much he hates pink things every time it's relevant, for some reason. It makes me dislike him.
I'd rather a guy who can respect my interests instead of condescendingly writing them off.

>>20937685
Oh, they don't have all alignments anymore, right? I had forgotten.

Baby, ev'rything is all right, uptight, out of sight.
Baby, ev'rything is all right, uptight, out of sight.

I'm a poorman's son, from across the railroad tracks,
The only shirt I own is hangin' on my back,
But I'm the envy of ev'ry single guy
Since I'm the apple of my girl's eye.
When we go out stepping on the town for a while
My money's low and my suit's out of style,
But it's all right if my clothes aren't new
Out of sight because my heart is true.

>>20937666

And why are you imagining fucking men's assholes, if I may ask?

>666

Figures.

>>20937741
Yeah, but /co/ will just assume you're male and ignore your advice even if it makes sense. It's a funny ol' world.

Wow, based on how many random threads that have been started this week, I'd say someone from /b/ is testing hoe much shit they can get away with before mods crack down.

Which means unless we stop them, invasion is imminent.

>>20937695
Well, I try to keep as much of my money assets as possible.
It's how I keep myself from spending it all at the tracks, as it were.

She says baby ev'rything is alright, uptight, out of sight.
Baby, ev'rything is alright, uptight, clean out of sight.

She's a pearl of a girl, I guess that's what you might say,
I guess her folks brought her up that way,
The right side of the tracks, she was born and raised
In a great big old house, full of butlers and maids.
She says no one is better than I, I know I'm just an average guy,
No football hero or smooth Don Juan,
Got empty pockets, you see I'm a poorman's son.
She says give her the things that money can buy
But I'll never, never make my baby cry,

And it's all right, what I can't do,
Out of sight because my heart is true,
She says baby ev'rything is alright, uptight, clean out of sight.
Baby, ev'rything is alright, uptight, clean out of sight.
Baby, ev'rything is alright, uptight, ah ah ah ah,
Baby, ev'rything is alright, uptight, clean out of sight.
Baby, ev'rything is alright, uptight, clean out of sight.

>see people replying to something
>click link to see who they were talking to
>post can't be found because it's hidden

Guys, seriously. He gets bored if you leave him alone.

>>20937666
Only young boys and men insecure about themselves find it hard to watch a girls tv show. Enjoy never having a girlfriend because they can sense your lack of self-esteem and inner cowardice.

>>20937796
You spend all your money on Gambling, Rarity!?

>>20937756

>Obsessed with purging girly shit off a website
>Calling people girls as insults
>Talks about fucking men

Get some man-porn, gentlemen, I think /co/'s got a gay in denial.

>>20937800
alright gore spammer,

I lol'd

>>20937821
Well... the Contraceptives I use do have a two in one hundred chance of failing, but I would hardly call that a gamble.

>>20937821
>She goes to the tracks for some good ol' gold diggin'

>>20937742
They have alignments, but it's truncated for who knows why. Lawful Good, Good, Unaligned, Evil, Chaotic Evil. It doesn't make sense anymore and has no relevance to anything unlike in previous editions. So in fact, I've told my players "ignore the alignment rules, they don't matter" for my games. No alignments at all are better than the mess 4th edition has for its alignment system. I still like 4e's class system more than 3e though, so we continue to play it.

>>20937809
Here Here!

>>20937809
Keep telling yourself that faggot.
90% of the men on earth must be "insecure", which is gayspeak for BAWWWW HE WON'T LET ME BE A FAG IN PEACE!
>>20937792
Nah. We're old fashioned /co/ denizens trying to keep this place from becoming the next /a/, with their moefaggotry.

>>20937741
...HI, im guadags, I may just as well be the nicest person on earth, and yet, i am still very protective of those who are close to me like my family, and such, if u wanna hook up, im sorry im already taken, but i have to say....FINDING A GUY LIKE ME, OR EVEN THE WAY YOU DESCRIBED "HIM" IS SLIM TO NONE! but still, good luck in your quest.

>>20937873
I don't need to tell myself that little one, I'm married, shit worked out just fine for me. Enjoy High school, you'll grow out of it one day.

Oh yeah, and we're ignoring guadags, too.

>>20937792
/b/ may be the rock bottom of what is already the internet's rock bottom, but that doesn't mean they're responsible for everything.

>>20937860
4th does not really rely on Alignments anymore, we just do without them completely in our games. Which I prefer to the 3.5 way of handling it.

>>20937927
If only I could teach my filter to recognize his grammar...

>>20937920
>I'm married
I THINK I'M GONNA BUST A GUT!......

Quick, someone find my boots. The horseshit is piling up fast.

>>20937927
sad, i had a point too. oh well, enjoy being fat.

you sage homestuck threads
you sage robotomy threads
you don't sage this shit
fucking /co/

>>20937855

Uh oh... Looks like Rarity might need a Falcon Kick.

"feminine" and "masculine" things are just societies fault anyway. It's one thing to want to be a provider or whatever evolutionary crap comes with being male, but it's another thing to be put off and angered by something as asinine as a color, theme, art-style, song, or specific animal.

>>20937927
He may not quite be the reverse troll we thought. He's been tweeting about My Little Pony since July.

He still has a horrible case of underage newfaggotry though.

Okay, time to change the subject folks.
Vis a vis Friday's upcoming episode: do we know anything about it other than "it's Applejack-related"?

>>20937957
I'm doing my part /co/mrade.
And it's paying off. They get mad. That's why I keep getting replies!

>>20937953
Little boy, Gorespammer is a better troll than you, and he is not even that good. You can see the desperation even in your writing. He just dumps his gore and spams random shit., while you are so emotionally invested you are resorting to caps. Why are you here anyway, even /b/ too sophisticated for you?

>>20937980
and you are.......?

>this thread

>>20937980
Oh yeah. We're not ignoring him because we think he's a troll; we're ignoring him because he's embarrassingly lame, and trying to teach him not to be just makes him worse.

"A horse with a sword attached to it's skull is for little girls"

^Where did this shit start?^

>>20937941
3.5 you could at least do interesting things with. Like have a BBEG so focused on Chaos magic that Lawful Good and Lawful Evil characters have to work together. It was a whole different axis that was great if you used it right. But that was mostly because of rules supporting the alignments, which we don't have anymore.

But yeah, nothing was really lost that much I suppose.

>>20937957
I don;t like homestuck or those other things, but why would I sage those threads?
Why should anyone sage anything /co/ related? especially if they're keeping to one large thread, like this one?

>>20938015
Not important who I am.

>>20938044
andrew?

come on sloopy (come on, come on)
oh come on sloopy (come on, come on)
oh come on sloopy (come on, come on)
oh come on sloopy (come on, come on)

well it feels so good (come on, come on)
you know it feels so good (come on, come on)
well shake it, shake it, shake it sloopy (come on, come on)
shake it, shake it, shake it yeah (come on, come on)

>>20937985
Does the show have any sort of "next time" segment? I only watch on youtube.

>>20937985
That's enough for me.

>you're magumbel
No, you' ma gumbel, captcha!

>>20937809
>Good show

Yeah, right. The story's based around a simple religious myth with completely good guys and completely bad guys with the trifor... chaos emer... I mean, the ELEMUNTS OF HARMUNEE which give super powerful magic powers. How original. This story has been done hundreds, if not thousands, of times before. Also the animation is just cheap Flash shit. Why anyone over the age of 8 wastes there time with this I'll never know.

>>20937985
Something about harvest time and she has not help. Someone linked the description from the sight a couple days ago.

>>20938070
Not that I know of. IIRC we've been getting news on "what's next" via cable programming guides and the like.

>>20938065
NOTHING CAN STOP THE SMOOZE!

>>20938087
:3

>>20938050
I'm no one you know. You've just been an idiot about keeping your personal information hidden.

But don't worry. You're just an annoying kid.

>>20938087
Did you respond to the wrong post?

So, how long before the anons spamming our threads give in to pony love?

If they aren't going to go away, then they are obviously going to become our friends eventually, that's just how it goes :3

>>20938087
furfaggotry is a mental disease.

>>20937957

Adventure Time and Homestuck are old and busted, when it comes to trolling. Homestuck only gets two trolls nowadays, and one of them has pretty much a meme and one of the bizarrely best posters in the thread.

MLP, that's the new troll hotness. At least until gorespammer and you came and made it lame and /b/-tardy. God, it's shit like you that makes me want to watch My Leaky Penisfuckers instead of deride it.

Damn kids. It's like there's no joy in the trolling anymore.

>>20938087
Characters.

>>20938030
All that focus of magic on alignments worked in Planescape. Outside of that, should be just on good/evil, really.

>>20938120
ok...whatever thean

>>20938087
Even disregarding the fanon that has piled up around here, NMM isn't a "completely bad guy". It's covered in the first 30 seconds of ep1 - she overdid it but she had a legitimate reason to be frustrated with being the "boring one".

This pic is an entire mlp thread condensed into a macro.

>>20938126
Gorespammer has already let it slip he has watched the show and enjoys it, and now just seeks attention. And as long as there are 15 year olds who want to be edgy and hip, then threads, no matter what the content is, will be spammed while they try to prove their internet toughness.

>>20938150
There is no joy in Trollville, mighty Casey has struck out.

>>20938150

>>20938087
Yeah, the first two-ep arc WAS generic. Of course it's gooing to be, it's aimed at children.
Don't knock the animation though, that's just proving you don't know shit about what your talking about. This is some of the smoothest flash animation I've seen in a while, especially for the target audience. The head-turns and turnarounds are almost seamless, and everything is really full of life.

>>20938210
>>20938150
It's because trolling is meant to be subtle, I have no idea if the gorspammer shows up anymore as I blocked him a while ago, but the couple people in this thread "FOR GIRLS FAGGOTS" ect ect are not trolls at all, just internet tough guys tarnishing what it means to truly troll someone with subtlety and skill.

>>20937873
>Nah. We're old fashioned /co/ denizens trying to keep this place from becoming the next /a/, with their moefaggotry.

Don't even compare us to you ponyphiles.

You're board was responsible for Scott Pilgrim/basically calling everything Hipster bullshit.

No, this is the filth that you created on your own.

>>20938185
You mean, there's another gorespammer besides me?
JOY! Because I tried to watch it, and I walked away 8 minutes in, with a huge blank headache, sore teeth, and an empty feeling between my legs where my melon-sized nuts used to hang.

Someone please draw John Marston tipping his hat to Applejack.

Please ;_;

>>20938262
>implying /a/ hasn't always been terrible

>>20938256

The vector animation is one of the main draws for me - especially since it's done *professionally* instead of just lazily tweening shit. It's part of why people get so many great reaction faces from the screenshots.

>>20938263
You don't fool anyone, if you did not share the pony love you would not hang out in an already autosaging thread. Let alone try your hardest to FIND every pony thread that gets made. You have long ago revealed yourself to be the biggest fan of all.

>>20938262
>You're

>>20938263
You should be thanking us. If they were that big you probably had some kind of tumor down there.

>>20938341
got any ACTUAL vector files of the ponies? I doubt those sorta things would be released, but I'd love to look at how they set up all the anchor points on the lines.. I'm new to working in vector.

>>20938378
Is it autosaging?
Good. I can finally leave. I just post, then hit my back button.
Bye you niggers.

>>20938378
Gorespammer probably knows more about MLP than any other Bronie, even when the threads are quite he dutifully stands sentinel over them, showing his love for the ponies all on his own.

>>20938299
Yeah but we accept it, you fuckers can't.

when we fag up our board it stays in /a/, but when you fag up it fucking spreads to /v/(/b/) & /a/.

& I never said it was perfect.

>>20938420
There are at least the pdf posters from the quiz... anyone still has the links?

>>20938435
Need to get a Drawfag working on a picture of Gorespammer cuddling with the 6 main characters of MLP.

>>20938435
Wow......how nice of him.

>>20938420
The character posters are actual vectors, I think.

http://www.mediafire.com/?2lsaxj0zcezsu19

>>20938472
Yep, that's where the huge PNGs were ripped from. :)

heh guess who else likes MLP?

>>20938466

>Need to get a Drawfag working on a picture of Gorespammer

How about not giving him attention?

>>20938539
Who?

>>20938472
>>20938527
oh cool, thanks!

>>20938543
Well I just feel bad for him, imagine what a shitty home and social life he has where he has nothing better to do but spam MLP threads, sometimes literally hours at a time. Maybe I just have too much empathy but I always feel bad for people with no friends.

I want everyone to notice the "ei" on some of these screencaps.
That means infromational/educational, and it basically says that the show is meant for preschoolers.
The more you know.jpg

>>20938694
Preschoolers get good shit these days.

>>20938694
Good, kids these days need high quality programming like this, like we used to have back in the 90s, especially after the shit these crazy early 2000's kids were being shoveled.

>>20938044
im sorry but my friend insists I know who you are, manely cause he is afraid of something, i have no clue what it is, but he sent me this on aim bout a couple mins ago:

a***** f***** 9:32 pm
GIVE ME A NAME

>>20938816
>manely

>>20938424
>doesn't have auto-noko
>laughingmares.jpg

>>20938816
It's Tim. Always has been. What an asshole, that Tim

>>20939630
thanks, i know its not Tim, but it will shut him up, thanks.

>>20937980
uh....theres only one person you can be, cause only one person knows when this actually started, and why, and since you know when, you must know how, so, i do now what to know your name, i just wanna say....you are a bad liar

>>20940474
What is this unintelligible nonsense?

>>20940474
....wut?

>>20938120
your a friend of a friend, and a good liar too

>>20940474
>>20940732
wait...thats a contradiction! crap!

>>20939630
tim dijkstra?