Yeah, we beg to differ...

>my face when this horrible webcomic got intensely popular the moment it jumped the shark instead of slowly fading away like it should've done months ago

"Homosuck is shit."

>>20908893

MFW haters

>>20908893

Jesus christ enough with the intentionally bad trolling already.

>>20908893
Youll have to be more specific, because this webcomic has jumped so many sharks, it would be stupid not to expect a shark jump every other update.

And if you didnt like the shark jumps then you obviously never liked the webcomic, since its all about Shark jumps.

>>20910390
dat face...

Already a thread Guys
>>20906529

>>20908731
choose one to use

>yfw next conversation will be between Dave and Equius

MoThErFuCkIn MiRaClEs HaPpEnInG AlL OvEr ThIs BiTcH

>>20908893

BEYOND THE IMPOSSIBLE

the kids and trolls are going to meet before act 7, and, like Problem Sleuth, Act 6 and 7 will probably be longer than the entire rest of the comic (maybe even just Act 7).

Time for the FUCK OR DIE game to spice up this thread a little.

After this post, ever pair of posts ending in 3, 5, or 7 will be visited by the Imperial Drone. The Drone does not count.

Or I can just delete the post if no one wants to do it. Doesn't really matter.

>>20910762

Hey Homestuck thread.

Have a John wearing a Squiddleknit Velvet Suit and wielding the Grimoire EldritCrusher. Maybe more cross-Alchemized kids coming whenever I feel like it.

>>20911066
Shouldn't the handle go, you know, INTO the hammerhead, instead of beside it?

>>20910965
I somewhat wished that the drone would receive more back story.

>>20911066
i love it!

update

>>20911328

It's a monster that moves buckets of cum around. What kind of backstory could it have.

>>20911328

>Implying at least one Imperial Drone didn't survive the meteors and somehow got into the troll session of Sgrub

>Implying it didn't perform a similar function to the kids and their guardians, despite the trolls being more or less ignorant of its involvement

>Implying Hussie isn't saving this for a GREATEST TWIST YET move later on

>>20911352

...John really shouldn't have had all those cakes,

>>20911371


That's only part of its duty. When they aren't making people FUCK OR DIE, they go into space and purge entire planets for the troll empire. Think Space Marines, but bigger and covered in spiky carapaces.

Re-posting
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>>20911371
There would be only real way to find out.

Dronestuck

>>20908893
>Jumped the shark

Whoa, do people beside hipster actually still use this phrase?

Wow....So, when exactly did it 'jump the shark'? The meteors? Bro? Dave and the Puppets? Can Town? Sharks everywhere up in this bitch

>>20911427
also they collect sex jelly

>>20911395
oh god, that was supposed to be john?

tbh i thought it was a fat fan mary suing.

Where did the phrase "to jump a shark" even come from?

>>20911427

>Implying adult trolls don't become troll space marines

>HOW TO REGISTER YOUR CHUMHANDLE
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>Then login as you desiered chumhandle
>You will have to log off pesterchum to do this
>Then
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>Go to #pesterchum
>Over the text input
>There are six buttons
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>After you start up Pesterchum again you will have to reenter you chumhandle

Fixing NotAnon's typos is for chumps.

>>20911429
NO.
I HATE PEOPLE.

>>20911458
Happy Days, the episode where Fonzie does a ski-jump over a shark tank.

>>20911458
in happy days fonzie always talked about jumping a shark on jetskies. when he actually did it, the show lost a LOT of appeal and went downhill.

>>20911439
and webs that have been spun super 8ad!!!!!!!!

>>20911458
from some old tv-show where a guy literally jumped over a shark.

>>20911469

Don't some of them also become drones?

I heard a theory a while ago that, if the trolls survive, Karkat will become a new drone, as may be suggested by his mutant blood, and his obsession with matchmaking the other trolls.

>>20911391

Anyone still wondering whether or not that thing Kanaya pulled out of her lusus will serve a very important part in the future?

>>20911458
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDthMGtZKa4

>>20911430

I would read all of it.

>You are an IMPERIAL DRONE. You've just delivered your newest PAIL OF GENETIC MATERIAL and heard loud noises outside. It looks like meteors are destroying your planet. Luckily, your centuries of combat experience and slushy collecting has made you a LOOSE CANNON who tends to LIVE ON THE EDGE.

>>20911509
Nope. It's probably already been used in her adventures, or she threw it into her sprite ghost to make grubsprite.

>>20911471
Time for me to pester ALL OF THE CHUMS.
All of them.

>>20911509

Well it's crucial for restoring the trollkind, we know that.

>>20911471
>>20911429
Of course I would mispell the captcha twice and be bested by NotAnon as karma for making fun of his typos.
Dammit.

>>20911489
Richie's accident was a bigger downturn in quality.

>>20911516
>>20911489

Huh. The more you know.

>>20911509
>>20911506


Kanaya uses the egg thing to create a new mother grub, Karkat becomes its first Drone, and Nepeta is his boss in deciding who makes the best genetic combination with her inherent shipping talents?

>>20911274

The hammer's kind of a scribbly mess right now, if I fiddle with it more (like adding a background, though not sure what it should be...?) I'll be sure to articulate the way the hammer fits together better.

>>20911349

Thanks! I suppose I'll draw Rose next... maybe with Dave-inspired gear.

If Vriska likes nicholas cage so much, why doesn't she already have a crush on trollicolas cage?

>>20911579

There never was a troll Nic Cage. Nic Cage is unique to Earth.

>>20911603
He shall be missed.

>>20911579
Because Trollicolas Cage doesn't exist. Just because they've got Troll Will Smith doesn't mean they have a Troll Everyone.

>>20911616
>>20911579

Troll Nicolas Cage died in an accident at the beginning of his career.

Fucking words, how do they work?.

>>20911352
No sir, I don't like it.

>>20911616

Did anyone save that idea of Nicolas Cage, Will Smith, Bruce Willis, and Sigourney Weaver managing to survive the apocalypse and get into their own session of Sburb?

So why has nobody on the mspa wiki pointed out the obvious joke in Rose's chumhandle?

>>20911687
Because it's obvious and therefore doesn't need to be said?

>>20911687

Well it is obvious, like you said.

When Gamzee grows up, he's gonna be one hell of a Troll Space Marine.

>>20911506
requesting Karkat ====>drone transformation sequence

gog damnit, we really need some more drone pictures.

>>20911725

Only if the war happens to be against an army of ICP clones.

>>20911471

It seems the session limit is at it's maximum over there.

Thanks for the registering help guys. Now my chumhandle won't come back ever and I can't get back on the channel with it even using the password.

Does anybody else find it weird that Karkat actually has a lusus who shares his blood, despite it being "mutated"?

>>20911747
Karkat grows up, acquires armor.

Done.

You are now aware that most of the trolls would have been purged by the Drone for being terrible trolls.

>>20911774

Not at all, given paradox babies.

>>20911785
Vriska, Equius, Eridan, Feferi, Karkat (shitblood but still a model troll), and Terezi would stay alive. (Trolls have troll-braille, so they don't hate blind people.)

>>20911751

>>20911804

...The lusii weren't born in the ectobiology lab, though...

>>20911774
I don't believe Crabdad's blood was ever shown.
He could have gray blood, for all we know.

The kids are 200% more effective trolls than the trolls are. It's hilarious.

>>20911823

Huh, I guess, but all the other trolls share blood colours.

>>20911807
>Eridan
>surviving an event that you must get laid to live through
niggayoujustwentfullretard.exe

>>20911807

maybe the troll-braille is only used for letters informing them that they are going to be killed

>>20911830
>CG: OK IF YOU TALK TO HER AGAIN WHEN SHE TRIES HATCHING MORE PLANS GIVE HER A MESSAGE INTO THE PAST FOR ME.
>EB: ok.
>CG: TELL HER TO POLISH MY HEAVING BONE BULGE AND SET A TABLE FOR FUCKING TWO ON IT.
>CG: ITS FOR OUR CANDLE LIGHT HATE DATE.
>EB: i like how you guys have basically resorted to trolling each other, through us.
>CG: FUCK YOU.

>>20911842

>Surviving an event that you have to get laid twice to live through

Thought it was time to split some motherfuckin' hairs.

>>20911807
You're forgetting Kanaya, who was so fucking valuable a Mother Grub opted to become her Lusus.

>>20911814
I lost it.

>>20911807

>Eridan
>Surviving troll romance

I don't think his blood color would save him, either.

>>20911842
>>20911785
>>20911807

No mention is ever made about what the age cut-off for the Imperial Drone visitation is. Presumably it would be at LEAST a couple more solar sweeps before the trolls in the story would have needed to start fulfilling the obligations of the filial pails.

Considering you know... their society needs to presumably give at least some leeway for the kids to grow up, right?

>>20911890
>>20911875
>>20911842

>>20911807

Does that mean Nepeta would have been hunted down by the Drone just like she had hunted down all those animals?

>>20911890
>>20911875
>>20911842

>>20911934
Yes, yes it does.

>>20911890
>>20911875
>>20911842
For all we know, Eridan's high-blood status might give him a pass on the culling. Hell it's likely that it was the Aquatic-Trolls that started the practice.

>>20911807
Sollux has had two girlfriends and at least Eridan after him. He would survive the Drone pretty well.

>>20911902

For humans, a 13-year-old is pretty close to being able to reproduce, if they can't all ready. Troll society is ruthlessly efficient, so it wouldn't be too much of a stretch to assume the drone started a-visitin' at that age.

...Oh god what did I just type?

Eridan would probably blow the drone to bits with his rifle.

And then be brought to troll court for attempting to preserve a being incapable of contributing to the brood while destroying a being necessary to the creation of it and culled.

>>20911961
That trolls condone child pornography in human terms.

>>20911902
Well, duh.
Karkat says "of course" in the recent memo when John points out they are much too young to be thinking about mating. That implies the Trolls' civilization goes by the same standards. They'd be probably eighteen or so by our years, I'd guess.
What we're saying is, even with all that extra time, Eridan would have no fucking chance in the world.

>>20911954

>>20911902

Hussie never really went into detail about how trolls age, their lifespans, or anything. For all we know, the trolls could all be roughly sixteen or seventeen years old in human years. Most of them are pretty intelligent and physically capable, so they could've been nearing the point when the Drone comes knocking and their pails start rocking.

>>20911961

Indeed, Anon. Indeed.

>>20911968
Today's legislacerator for the trial of Eridan Ampora, charged with the illegal culling of an Imperial Drone:

>>20911961

The troll characters in general pretty much more or less think that they're too young to be feeling serious romance.

>>20911998
no theyre 13

>>20911998
Um no, he has stated that they would be around 13 in human years. Even the wikia says it.

Sollux wouldn't Care about the drone

>>20911998
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003892
>Six Alternian solar sweeps, for convenient reference, is equivalent to thirteen Earth years.

>>20912031
The troll government constructed a special pair of bifurcated drones to collect from sollux.

I hope this is a buckets thread! I love those!

Also, registering my chumhandle seems to be failing for me for some reason.

>>20912060
I know what I'm going to be for halloween.

>>20912083

Have fun explaining who you're supposed to be.

>>20912059
One for each bone bulge?

>>20912060

I've got a question related to the hemospectrum;
How is blood determined? Is it hereditary? Or just random?

>>20912097
>I'm a space monster.
>OK.

So, basically...

Karkat had Terezi, so the Drone would spare him.

Terezi had Karkat, so the Drone would spare her.

Gamzee is a useless mOtHeRfUcKeR and would be culled.


Sollux has biitche2 and whore2 everywhere.

Aradia is already dead.

Tavros is a cripple, so he'd be culled.

Vriska would have no one with Tavros dead, so she would be culled.

Nepeta is so concerned about shipping others that she forgets her own requirement and gets culled.

Eridan is FOREVER ALONE and gets culled.

Feferi has Sollux, plus her lusus.

Equius is just TOO STRONG to love. He'd be culled, too.

Kanaya may or may not get culled since she's kind of a special case.

Right?

>>20912131
One theory is that troll blood cells have something like chloroplasts each with a different pigment, and that it's passed down along certain lines. Another is that they gain those little colored blobs in their blood when they're still developing from algae or shit.

>>20912138
Vriska would instate equius as her kismesis and kanaya as her matesprit immediately. Through manipul8ion.

>>20912138
No Kanay would tell vriska they were about to die if they didn't just mate up and get it over with so she would agree unhappily.

Equius would save nepeta and himself by just doing it.

Doesn't really matter now though, seeing that Alternia is dead.

>>20912138
>Equius is just TOO STRONG to love. He'd be culled, too.

>implying equius wouldnt just punch the dickass drone's head off

>>20912138

Eridan and Aradia have some thing going. If robo-aradia is still alive, and able to reproduce (Which of course she will be. This is Equius we're talking about) then he wouldn't be culled.

Also, Tavros isn't really a cripple anymore.

>>20912181

>Eridan

I meant Equius, and you know I did.

I'm really hoping the a kid and troll somehow talk about Halloween in today's update. I don't care how it gets brought up, I just hope it does. I really want to see a troll's reaction to children carrying candy around in buckets.

>>20911471
>User has been banned
>Nickname is already in use.


FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU I DIDN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING.

>>20912060
truly fuckin terrifyin

>mfw lord english is what happens with the trolls accidentally send an imperial drone to earth who prototypes it along with bec

>>20912216
Boy that would be forced. You have to remember it's still april 13th in-comic. The kids have pretty much zero reason to bring it up.

>>20912226
I myself was banned at random. Oh well.

>>20912181

It was assuming that Sgrub never happened and the trolls went on like was normal. Sort of like trying to speculate what the kids would do if Sburb never happened and they grew up normally.

>>20912179
>Implying the Imperial Drone isn't stronger than Equius

>>20912240

Gamzee is going to have his rap-off with Dave in today's update.

Dave says this rap-off takes place months ago.

Ergo, it could easily take place on Hallowe'en.

It would still be pretty fucking forced.

The imperial drone is probably a robot. Insead of culling a mateless equius, he would be enslaved as a drone manufacturer.

>>20912263
>stronger than Equius

does not computer

>>20912280

I still maintain the drone is an adult troll.

>>20912236

>Lord English as a superpowered Imperial Drone

FUND IT

I Wonder why Kill off a mateless troll?
That would just be a Waste
Just Force the troll to mate with an other troll who is Mateless

>>20912319
No point, as lord english is obviously pickle inspector.

>>20912323

because if they suck at getting a mate, any genes they pass on would make their spawns suck as mates.

>>20912340
Genetics don't work that way.

>>20912323

Maybe trolls place great importance in the ability to aquire females on one's own merits. A dude who can't get a girlfriend is useless DNA, and isn't worth pairing with a chick who can't get a boyfriend.

>>20912323
Considering they even have the need for more than one kind of romance, they probably can't produce the necessary genetic material if they don't feel that way about the other troll.

>>20912316
>>20912280

It think the Drone would be an offshoot of the troll species. Bigger and stronger than normal, but subservient to the trolls so that they can use the things as soldiers and pail collectors. The only picture we got of one made me think of them like that, anyway. They're probably just adult trolls in armor.

-- apocalypseArisen [AA] began pestering gallowsCalibrator [GC] at 4:16 --

AA: kn0ck kn0ck
GC: WHOS TH3R3?
AA: b00
GC: BOO WHO
AA: d0 n0t cry

>>20912336
No, this is lord english.

>>20912355

Human genetics don't work that way. Troll genetics sure are weird.

>>20912340
What? I doesn't work like that.
Plus With more Trolls mating then more trolls for their armies to take over shit

>>20912372

...this is Jades fault isn't it?

>>20912372
>>20912387

JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADE!

>>20912384
Human or not, they'd probably have a gene linked to impotence that somehow failed to die out.

>Everybody pre-emptively blaming Jade for Lord English/the scratch

whyyyyyyyy.jpg

>>20912371
tee hee

captcha: profits! emorthr

>>20912371
GC: KNOCK KNOCK
AA: wh0 is there
GC: B4N4N4
AA: banana wh0
GC: KNOCK KNOCK
AA: 0h wh0 is there
GC: B4N4N4
AA: banana wh0?
GC: KNOCK KNOCK
AA: wh0 is there 0_0
GC: B4N4N4!!!
AA: banana seems t0 be an unwelc0me hive guest
GC: KNOCK KNOCK
AA: wh0 is there n0w
GC: OR4NG3
AA: 0range wh0
GC: OR4NG3 YOU GL4D 1 D1DNT S4Y B4N4N4!!! 4H4H4H4H4H4H3H3H3H3H3H3H3 >8D
AA: i get it
AA: funny

>>20912421

Because Jade fucks everything up. She's like Eridan with his relationships, except her failure applies to trying to be helpful.

>>20912421
Come on, she'd probably prototype as much as possible to get a super cool sprite! before entering the medium.

Bec would throw himself in to fulfill the time loop that is lord english's existence.

Poor Gamz, I kinda wonder what the other trolls are going to think of this development.

>>20912481
>Woah, looks like he's been off the pies long enough.

>Hussie announces that tonight will be the start of the Squiddles Intermission
>It includes everything drawn in a silly cartoony style with 48 main characters and it explains the story about the origin of Sburb.
>Is this good? Y/N

>>20912490
>>20912481

Gamzee, you look terrible! You've been eating too many pies! Or maybe you haven't been eating enough! I can't remember how it is for your kind.

>>20912495
ANTA FULL BAKA

>>20912495

I'd read it

The best potential for a Halloween update would be a Aradia/Equius before, during and after conversation played up to disgusting degrees.

CT: D--> Is that the razor wire?
AA: yes. do you have your the buckets
CT: D--> Yes.

>>20912495

>>20912529

>>20912529
>your the buckets now dawg

>>20912495
You're implying that Sburb/Sgrub has an origin.

As I said before, I think Eridan would be exempt from the culling. He is what, second only to Feferi in being the top of the hemospectrum? I just don't see high-blood trolls as having to go through that.

>>20912495
Hey if it somehow miraculously holds together why not?
It won't though so, no

Shit, let's all be Lord English.

>>20912559

Second to Fef among the twelve trolls who survived. Back before sgrub, I imagin the pathetic little grub was shat on by the rest of the aquatic aristocracy.

>>20912564
I would be friends with the horrorterrors.

>>20912579
Bowman English/Babby Dave English OTP

>>20912579
I hate that version. THEOREY. Pff.

>>20912559

He'd just get a little more time.

>>20912579
I seriously believe that Hussie is Lord English. He's (so far) the only introduced character that matches the dimensions of the Cairo Overcoat.

>>20912634
He's also Kanaya's matesprit.

>>20912634

Isn't PM roughly the same height? As well as BQ and WQ.

>>20912579
oh god i lol'd

>>20912634
The Green Sun is a lightbulb in Hussie's room.

>>20912634

Who said Lord English is just one person?

>>20912652

No, he's the lesbian girl hiding in Vriska's attic.

>>20912674

>Hussie drawing on a green Sylladex card

>>20912682
The same person who thinks that makes any sense.

>>20912730
It's the same drawing tablet Nepeta and Jade use, fucktard.

>>20912730
Hussie is Billious Slick. He captchalogued lord english.

What if there IS no Lord English, and it's just a bunch of negative energy that builds up in tandem with the positive energy collected by the players during their game session, and at the end of the game it just happens to eat planets?

>>20912780
Because ENERGY DOESN"T WORK THAT WAY

>>20912780
Lord english is that stupid desktop cleanup wizard that comes with windows.

>>20912780

Stop making sensible theories and join the Lil Cal is Lord Englsih bandwagon.

>>20912780
Then Doc Scratch is taking some seriously strong drugs.

>>20912790
>wwriterfag
wwait wwhat

its a fuckin miracle

>>20912780

Karkat and Nepeta have seen him, man. And soon Feferi will, too.

>>20912802

SO FUCKING HIGH

>>20912780
That makes no sense whatsiever

>>20912821
That black thing coming out of the nebula has a face.

It looks sort of like...aradia?

>>20912813
Oh man...

Gamzee's no longer going to be happy because of ICP.

Feferi's no longer going to be happy because of what she'll see in her dream.

And we never see Nepeta.

So the Trolls are going to be one major depressionfest now.

>>20912780
>eats planets
>whatthefuckamireading.jpg

>>20912850

>Aradia's face in the back of the horsehead nebula

Equius would be so happy.

>>20912857
>feferi
>Raised by an eldritch monster

She's going to have tea with cthulhu.

>>20912850
Looks more like Vriska to me.

>>20912873
They DID create our universe.

>>20912878

it's Halloween and I have not seen one Candy-corn Vampire yet. Someone needs to fix this.

>>20912989

not to intrude on you faggots circle jerking each other, but is it wrong /co/ that i would rather read a My Little Pony topic in its entirety out loud with all of the most judgmental people in my life standing over my shoulder, rather than even glance at a homosuck thread while in complete solitude?

Update

>>20913044
I'd say I do not agree with that sentiments.
But to some people think MLP is good I quess.

>>20913044

>You will never be as good a troll as Grant. No matter how hard you try.

sadfrog.^cake

>>20913044
I hate this fanbase too.

I honestly only come here for the porn.

>>20913044
No that is your opinion and you are free to have it
But it is something we enjoy

>>20913070
>413 KB
areyouawizard.jpg

>>20913044

You probably have some form of mental retardation.
I'm sorry.

>>20913044
Not in the least.

>>20913086

WHAT PORN?

WHAT FUCKING PORN?

Stop lying to yourself, bro. You're just like the rest of us.

>>20913044

Yeah, it is wrong. You seem to have some strange homestuck phobia.

>>20913044
Sorry bro, you're no Grant.

>>20913086
THAT'S PART OF THE PROBLEM YOU IGNORANT FUCK

>>20913086
>porn

>>20913127
No it's not. I just silently wait and save the NSFW images.

Better than OMG STUPID THEORIES OKAY LETS TALK ABOUT SHIPPING AND TROLLSEX NOW.

>>20913115
Yeah I have to admit. I only really started getting into homestuck in general while in the search of vriska porn...

>>20913151
Agreed, porn is better than having the same discussion over and over.

>>20913181
>vriska porn

>>20913186
>>20913151

Sorry, bros, we must be reading different threads. I've never, ever seen HS-related porn that wasn't a fucking travesty.

>>20913151
>SHIPPING AND TROLLSEX
Why do you think people draw the porn?

>>20913226

Who woke me up from my thousand year slumber?

>>20913244
Hi grant. Whats your OTP?

Aww yeah, Vriska porn.

Man, you're right, I loooooooove porn.
You guys like that picture where the Black Queen tentaclefucks the White Queen, right?

>>20913240
that doesn't count and you know it.

>>20913261

Fuck, I keep forgetting to spoiler my images, the effect is lost!

>>20913267
Why am I getting a boner?

>>20913278
Why does the dick look like it's upside down?

And how about the one where Equius tries to fuck Aradia, but forgot to build a hole? Hilarious. You'd think he'd just punch one through with his dick though

>>20913303
I came.

>>20913297

She's twisting it, obviously. Vriska is messed up.

>>20913255
I do not understand.

>>20913261
What you don't see is John wearing a paper bag over his head with Nick Cage drawn on the front.

One of my favorites is the one with Terezi flopping around in sopor slime, although that's... not really porn? Maybe? I mean no one is having sex but it's still fap material.

>>20913255
Himself, DUH!

>>20913333
hey nice quads.

anyway grant, what is your favorite fast food place, and what do you get there?

if you don't like fast food, any restaurant is fine.

>>20913373
Why is he holding an M16?

oh boy is this going to turn into a grant and porn thread?
thank fucking god i was thinking we ACTUALLY had a good homestuck thread on out hands.
whew.
silly me.

>>20913404
>M16

And how bout them alien blowjobs? You'd think those teeth would be a problem when they're sucking your balls and deepthroating your cock, but nope! It's cool.

>>20913404

I'm more curious about that lucky star shirt of his.

>>20913415
It's ok, I believed the same thing. Good thing that cleared up!

>>20913415

Man you know you like porn
Like this picture here? Vriska just raping the FUCK out of Tavros. HOT.

>implying Grant Moronson based threads aren't gold mines in a sea of shit

>>20913422
Dat lipstick

>>20913373
GrantxGrant forever!

>>20913422
Terezi would bite on purpose, especially if the person receiving it has delicious candy red blood.

>>20913474
OH NO, I CLICKED IT EXPECTING CUTE THINGS AND IT WAS ACTUAL PORN.

>>20913460
>Raping Tavros

Disgusting.

Now JOHN on the other hand...

>>20913422

>>20913466

I'm sorry Grant but you can not afford me the same pleasures as two alien chicks scissoring to orgasm
Like what is in this very picture

>>20913502
YOU KNOW YOU L1K3 1T, K4RK4T
DON'T BOTH3R D3NY1NG 1T
1 C4N SM3LL YOUR BON3 BULG3 FROM H3R3

>>20913491

She could be very happy with, since he's able to make copies of himself, the man is a walking gangbang. All the cocks filled with delicious red blood she could ever want.

>>20913502

Why would there be cute things in spoilered images?
That just makes no sense! Don't be ridiculous.

>>20913530
>1 C4N SM3LL YOUR BON3 BULG3 FROM H3R3

God damn Karkat, ever hear of washing it?

Now Terezi and her faithful pouncelor on the other hand...

Somehow despite how boner-inducing it is, Daddy Droog fucking Kanaya just seems... I don't know.
I still saved it though.

>>20913544
I am disgust.

>>20913466
>implying Grant Moronson based threads aren't gold mines of shit
FTFY dawg

Back on topic
So...how do we think dave talking to equius gonna go?
I halfway think it is why he starts fallowing karkat's orders..unless that was WAY before he talked to dave..I don't know time is weird.

>>20913569

THERE IS NO WAY I AM STICKING MY BONE BULGE IN A VAT OF GREEN SLIME.

>>20913583

The fact that there's MORE THAN ONE of them... ugh. They're so hot but they're so wrong!

I lost track of this when it got to the trolls.

so whats happening? can someone explain?

>>20913615


SORRY, FORGOT TO TAKE OFF MY SAGE.

>>20913592
Karkat might have told Equius to speak to Dave. Seeing as how Equius is all blooded up wouldn't he be a bit disgusted with the crush of Terezi and xeno dave?

It's like they just heard we were giving out free ass and they were right in the middle of an ass famine.

>>20913592

Equius is disgusted by Dave showing his mutant blood like that.
Dave starts some sick fires.
Equius starts perspiration and becomes all submissive.

>take a break from lurking thread to watch new SNSD video
>they're singing about something with shooting arrows and their dance includes a bow-and-arrow motion
>all I can think of is Equius
>give up and draw a picture of him doing the dance

What has this fandom done to me.

>>20913592
Equius will see Dave's red text and start banging on at him about disgusting red b100d.

Dave won't understand, so Equius will explain the haemospectrum to Dave

Dave will explain the colour wheel to Equius.

And that's when Equius' world begins to fall apart. True story.

>>20913631
1. where did the daddy droog and daughter kanaya come up?
2. The cuteness of these pictures is killing me soo bad.

>>20913638
It began as a story of Trolls in Love.
Then it transcended all universes.

Now Homestuck has become a living entity trapped in Limbo, and it is up to Andrew Hussie to bring it out of its stasis through his writings so that one day he might bring it to life and become the new Bro.

I wish there was more Feferi porn. I mean, everything else is always Vriska or Nepeta or Terezi...

>>20913654
woops.

>>20913638
The trolls were the ones who created the kid's universe. They were supposed to become God's for winning Sgrub, but got fucked over. Now they're contacting the kid's, and at the moment a plan is starting to unravel to defeat Lord English and save everyone's lives.

Also, inter-species romance. Inter-species romance everywhere.

>>20913644
yeah probably..but wouldn't he for her and karkat as well?
shit i dont know.
maybe dave converts equius to trying to be chill.
i mean fucking hell he said "bro"
he never says bro unless its in disgust.

So why is Aradia sitting with sollux instead of Equius in the flash? It doesn't make sense.

I would rather see Dave talk with Nepeta. He has that killer fursona of his.

Update. Gamze just flipped over a table.

AC: :33 < oh no!
AC: :33 < the snack table!

>>20913666
OH HOLY FUCK YOU'RE RIGHT

I like how /co/ users will eventually start to rage at anything that becomes very popular and actually updates frequently.

That said though, some of you fans are fucking obsessed.

>>20913745
Because Aradia hates Equius for being a blue blood and for trying to make her love him. Yet she loves him due to the programming and for some other mystery reason.

Gamzee porn is the best porn.

Dat waitress outfit.

>>20913757
Yeah we know... Can't we just ignore them and pretend that we all live in a happy perfect world?

>>20913745

Because... Equius was off building robo-legs, and Aradia was kind of doing her own thing? Romance doesn't mean being permenantly attached to someone.

>>20913764
But then again, Sollux murdered her and hasn't been too kind with her. As well as apparently picking up a new girl.

>>20913666
A more likely exchange...

>>20913764
Aradia hates Equius enough to be his kismesis, but her programming (and probably some sexual tension) keeps her between matesprit and kismesis.

Am I gonna have to bring out the Chart again? Because I need some pixel art for ICP if I'm actually going to connect Gamzee to something.

>>20913752
OH, YOU.

>>20913683

When SS 'comforted' Karkat after Sollux died, people thought that SS was kind of like a tough-love father. The fact that Karkat followed him about with such loyalty also suggested that he saw SS as a father figure.
Before we knew who DD was an exile to, people suggested that he'd be with Kanaya, because of FASHION and GREY LADIES.
People added two and two together and it matched.

>>20913803
meh.
that chat is too fucking cluttered.

>>20913752
HOLY SHIT HE'S NOT LYING

CAPTCHA: Hallowns and

How oddly appropriate

>>20913781
This image made me gay. Twice.

>>20913803

I prefer this. Also, if anyone has the Cage one, post it, please?

>>20913814
Well that clears that up, and gog damnit too much dawww...

>>20913752
No one believes you, bg.

>>20913858

Why would you daww when you can be busy getting boners?
I mean look how excited Nepeta is to fuck Karkat's brains out!

>>20913814

I BEG OF YOU DEAR ANON, TO POST MORE OF THIS, AND MORE KAYANA/ROSE.

>>20913856
All I've got is a blank one, so you can make your own.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_yh22mc30o&NR=1

Sburban Jungle 2.0

>>20913814
I wish this happened. Why was he stuck with Aradia?

>>20913901
Mein gogg, so much daww.

>>20913889
I know, but eventually I'll get it right.

I just wanna see Gamzee flip shit upside the broad barn.

>>20913902

WELL THAT'S TOO BAD CAUSE YOU'RE STUCK WITH ALL THIS RIDICULOUS PORNOGRAPHY THAT I HAVE

>>20913909
Hussie wanted to wrap up Hivebent. He could spend three days giving us Kanaya and Droog d'aww time and showing Aradia making time clones, or he could roll it into a couple of updates by sticking Droog with Aradia.
Everyone was ready to get back to the kids.

>>20913950

I LOVE YOU.

>>20913903

Thank you kindly.

I don't even know anymore.

>>20913966

YOU'RE WELCOME, YOU DEGENERATE PERVERT

>>20913951
Though really, nothings stops it being just those five exiles (Crew+Queen) managing all 12 trolls. Snowman managed Vriska and Terezi, so I figured that it was likely each exile got two or more trolls.

Oh, is this what we're doing? A spoilered cute thread? I'm game.

ARE YOU READY FOR SOME STRAIGHT UP, HARDCORE PORNOGRAPHY!?

>>20914008
Oh look at me. I forgot to spoil. Tee hee~

>>20914008
>>20914013
GET THAT FILTH OUT OF HERE!

>>20914013

MAN, THAT'S LOW, THAT'S REALLY FUCKING LOW. EVEN FOR A LECHEROUS OLD MAN LIKE YOU.

>>20913975
I've already done that!
:<

>>20914008

It's like some twisted game of roulette.
You MIGHT get something cute.
OR you might get John sticking his dick in Vriska's eye.
WHO KNOWS

>>20914013
IT'S WRITTEN "PONOGRAPHY", SHITFACE.

>>20914069
Alright you win I daww'd to hard. Enough already!

Holy shit guys an update! It's gamzee about to troll past dave and the other trolls behind them are looking freaked out as fuck.

I really would want to see Dave and Nepeta having a conversation, I mean, look a this log:

http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002729

Surprised no one's shown Kanaya lusting after vriska's muff.

>>20914131
FAG.

>>20914152
Look again!

http://www.mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/scraps/

HAVE FUN, /CO/.

http://www.mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/

AND THIS AS WELL; ENJOY THIS, DENIZENS OF /CO/.

>>20914140

I know, isn't that ridiculous?

>>20914206
>>20914239
>my face when I can just ctrl+f and search for the date instantly

>>20914131
MLP and HOMESTUCK ARE CANON.
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/pony/

http://www.mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/pony/

>/PONY/

Jesus, Rose. I know you're corrupted by evil gods, but that's no excuse for raping John!

>>20914285
>>20914286

PONYMIND

>>20914140

Yeah Kanaya/Vriska ain't as common as it used to be now that the ship got nuked

>>20914285
>>20914286
Sad time.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_coSDMMXvs

>>20914339

>>20914328

WELL GOOD
IT WAS A SILLY SHIP FOR SILLY PEOPLE
VRISKA NEEDS A GOOD HARD DICK UP HER ASS TO GET HER OUT OF TROUBLE

>>20914328
To be fair, it got replaced by something far superior.

>>20912131
there's no such thing as "hereditary" with trolls.

>>20914413

You mean a good hard dick in her spinneret?

>>20914286
>>20914285

The fact that you did not see this months and months ago is very silly.

Another update.
Dave talks to Equius this time, and things do not go well...

brace for epic.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raJD_Wcti08&feature=related

>>20914480
>mfw it's not fake


I don't have a picture damnit

>>20914480
WHAT THE FUCK MAN. HIS RAGE MADE ARADIA EXPLODE, YOU CAN SEE A HORN OF HERS IN THE BACKGROUND.

mfw people didn't notice the little horseshoe at the end of "[S] Rose: Fast forward to now."

>>20914524

I WARNED YOU BRO, I WARNED YOU ABOUT EQUIUS

>>20914532
Hey, I noticed it before now.

>>20914517
>>20914524
you forgot to put your name back on Matt

>>20914557
uHH,
sORRY, mR, pATEL
iT KEEPS HAPPENING,

>>20914590

Hey Taaaaaaaavros, why don't you come back to bed?

>>20914614

Oh sorry a8out that, I meant come 8ack to 8ed.

>>20914614
sORRY, vRISKA, BUT I DON,T THINK YOU,RE THE ACTUAL vRISKA,
bECAUSE YOU FORGOT TO DO THAT 8 THING TO THE WORD ,,BED,,

oH, RIGHT
dIE, MONSTER, YOU DON,T BELONG IN THIS WORLD

>>20914659

What is a man?!

Spinning webs, all of them. Super hot.

On another note that isn't related to this thread what so ever. My cat has been scratching at my balls for the past five minutes.


I fucking love it

>>20914682
howw the fuck should i knoww
i can't evven score wwith the fishgirl that i'vve wworked wwith for my wwhole life
i mean god damn wwhat is wwrong wwith me

>>20914701

What kind of cat?

>>20914718
Russian blue

>>20914701
My face if this ever were to hapen to me.

>>20914714

ii took your wiife lo2er

>>20914726

... huh.
Please keep in mind that, despite what the internet may claim, a cat is NOT fine too.

>>20914726

You should totally make your car look like your cat.
Get it?
CARCAT

DODHDODOHDOHOHDOHDOD

>>20914762
that's amazin
you knoww wwhat else is amazin
my fist in your face at three o clock behind the bike racks
be there or keep being a total wwuss wwith a lisp

>>20914726
>>20914718
>russian blue is a gray cat
>Nepeta is gray

Nepeta thread go

>>20914825

at lea2t ii have a giirlfriied, mr. forever alone.
briing iit on, fii2hy.

>>20914841

I would love Nepeta's mighty barbed cock deep inside my ass.

>>20914876

AC: :33 < meow I love you too!

>>20914682

>>20914933
Heh.

>>20914933

PUNS, PUNS EVERYWHERE.

>>20914864
hey hey wwho am i:
oh look at me, ii am a fuckiin numb2kull.
ii havve no actual per2onaliity,
2o ii ju2t brood around and collect a harem of biitche2
wwho ii kill off later after eatin 2ome miind honey.
wwhy do ii havve miind honey?
oh, riight, iit'2 becau2e ii'm an iidiiot wwho kiils giirl2

>>20914933
Oh you

>>20914933
I don't get it.

>>20914962

HEY
ASSHOLE
QUIT MAKING FUN OF THE DEAD, THAT'S NOT COOL.

>>20914980
shh!
don't tell him
it's a sekret

>>20914933
you shouldn't have used her smiling sprite, they don't look miserable enough

>>20915001
couldn't even find a sad fanart in my hueg folder

>>20914986
ii wwould 2top makiin fun of the dead iif ii could
but iit'2 not my fault at all, hone2t
iit's liike dead giirl2 get dropped at my door all the tiime
iit'2 probably the miind honey
2uiiciidal chiick2 diig the miind honey

>>20915061

GOD DAMN SOLLUX, YOU'RE SCARING ME AGAIN.
LOOK, I CAN GET THOSE CHARGES AGAINST YOU DROPPED. JUST COME OVER TO MY HOUSE 4PM OKAY?

ReCaptcha=Prowat Jealously

>>20915101
wwoww am i that good at impressions
i should join an improvv group or somethin
maybe i should try terezi or equius next
i dunno

>>20915101
>>20915136
Would you faggots knock this off and start a new thread already?

>>20915136

ii gue22 ii am two, fii2hy.
diid you liike my karkat iimpre22ion?

by the way, how doe2 iit make you feel that feferii gave me a blowjob?

>>20914933

Okay what is up with this image I don't- OH
OOH
OOOOOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Sup, boners? Today is my 21st birthday. It also happens to be Halloween and I'm going as BLUH BLUH HUGE BITCH

By the way, does anyone have that Vriska rule 34 that Captain Olimar made?

>>20915179
You're a guy dude. Don't do that.

>>20915169
wwe're in the same room dipshit
feferi's sleepin on the goddamn horn pile
i guess that means she's horny
but obviously you can't keep her satisfied
bitch

>>20915179

are
are you going to shave?

>>20915215

who 2aiid we diid iit then?
we had 2weet love2eck2 a few day2 ago
ii doubt your 2liippery fii2hdiick could 2atiisfy anyone

>>20915248
apparently it wwasn't enough to keep aradia by your side
and then you killed her, murderer
i'm goin to guess that once fef stops puttin out, you're gonna kill her too

Why am I still doing this?

>>20915229
NOPE!

I forgot to mention that I'm specifically a LAZY Vriska.

Give me more Vriska poses to recreate! Nothing that involves too much work, because I'm lazy.

BLUH BLUH!

>>20915278

you 2hut your whore mouth, we all know that ii wa2 maniipulated by Vrii2ka. At lea2t ii can 2atii2fy anyone at all. you can't even hold a 2table relatiion2hip.

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?
IS THIS NOT WHY YOU ARE HERE?

>>20915292

>>20915248
Everyone oNe H4S se% 0n tHE wwand pILE
t)(--E hOrN p1le ii2 e%spensive AND purrblic

>>20915336

WAIT, WHAT THE FUCK?
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?

>>20915343

told ya, fii2hy, maybe we would sleep on the horn piile if Gamzee wa2n't 2uch a greedy diick

>>20915359

It's a page from rather thread derailing series.

http://s1195.photobucket.com/albums/aa396/pregnantvriska/kids%20and%20fun/

Read up if you want.

what is happening in this one thread right now
like, what is it you cats are even up to

>>20915329
no, no, i'm pretty sure it wwas all you
anyway, brb
i'm comin ovver to fuck up your shit
and maybe break your keyboard