I am so excite, /co/.
Yeah, we beg to differ...
>my face when this horrible webcomic got intensely popular the moment it jumped the shark instead of slowly fading away like it should've done months ago"Homosuck is shit."
>>20908893Jesus christ enough with the intentionally bad trolling already.
>>20908893Youll have to be more specific, because this webcomic has jumped so many sharks, it would be stupid not to expect a shark jump every other update.And if you didnt like the shark jumps then you obviously never liked the webcomic, since its all about Shark jumps.
Already a thread Guys>>20906529
>>20908731choose one to use
>yfw next conversation will be between Dave and Equius
MoThErFuCkIn MiRaClEs HaPpEnInG AlL OvEr ThIs BiTcH
BEYOND THE IMPOSSIBLEthe kids and trolls are going to meet before act 7, and, like Problem Sleuth, Act 6 and 7 will probably be longer than the entire rest of the comic (maybe even just Act 7).
Time for the FUCK OR DIE game to spice up this thread a little.After this post, ever pair of posts ending in 3, 5, or 7 will be visited by the Imperial Drone. The Drone does not count. Or I can just delete the post if no one wants to do it. Doesn't really matter.
Hey Homestuck thread.Have a John wearing a Squiddleknit Velvet Suit and wielding the Grimoire EldritCrusher. Maybe more cross-Alchemized kids coming whenever I feel like it.
>>20911066Shouldn't the handle go, you know, INTO the hammerhead, instead of beside it?
>>20910965I somewhat wished that the drone would receive more back story.
>>20911066i love it!
>>20911328It's a monster that moves buckets of cum around. What kind of backstory could it have.
>>20911328>Implying at least one Imperial Drone didn't survive the meteors and somehow got into the troll session of Sgrub>Implying it didn't perform a similar function to the kids and their guardians, despite the trolls being more or less ignorant of its involvement>Implying Hussie isn't saving this for a GREATEST TWIST YET move later on
>>20911352...John really shouldn't have had all those cakes,
>>20911371That's only part of its duty. When they aren't making people FUCK OR DIE, they go into space and purge entire planets for the troll empire. Think Space Marines, but bigger and covered in spiky carapaces.
Re-postingHOW TO REGISTER YOUR CHUMHANDLEGo here http://tymoon.eu/IRC/ Then login as you desiered chumhandle You will have to log off pesterchum to do this Then Click the CHANNEL tab on the IRC Go to #pesterchum Over the text input There are six buttons Click the sixth A small menu should pop up The first one is register nickname Click that There you should be registered After you start up Pesterchum again you will have to reenter you chumhandle
>>20911371There would be only real way to find out.Dronestuck
>>20908893>Jumped the sharkWhoa, do people beside hipster actually still use this phrase?Wow....So, when exactly did it 'jump the shark'? The meteors? Bro? Dave and the Puppets? Can Town? Sharks everywhere up in this bitch
>>20911427also they collect sex jelly
>>20911395oh god, that was supposed to be john?tbh i thought it was a fat fan mary suing.
Where did the phrase "to jump a shark" even come from?
>>20911427>Implying adult trolls don't become troll space marines
>HOW TO REGISTER YOUR CHUMHANDLE>Go here http://tymoon.eu/IRC/>Then login as you desiered chumhandle>You will have to log off pesterchum to do this>Then>Click the CHANNEL tab on the IRC>Go to #pesterchum>Over the text input>There are six buttons>Click the sixth>A small menu should pop up>The first one is register nickname>Click that>There you should be registered>After you start up Pesterchum again you will have to reenter you chumhandleFixing NotAnon's typos is for chumps.
>>20911429NO.I HATE PEOPLE.
>>20911458Happy Days, the episode where Fonzie does a ski-jump over a shark tank.
>>20911458in happy days fonzie always talked about jumping a shark on jetskies. when he actually did it, the show lost a LOT of appeal and went downhill.
>>20911439and webs that have been spun super 8ad!!!!!!!!
>>20911458from some old tv-show where a guy literally jumped over a shark.
>>20911469Don't some of them also become drones?I heard a theory a while ago that, if the trolls survive, Karkat will become a new drone, as may be suggested by his mutant blood, and his obsession with matchmaking the other trolls.
>>20911391Anyone still wondering whether or not that thing Kanaya pulled out of her lusus will serve a very important part in the future?
>>20911430I would read all of it.>You are an IMPERIAL DRONE. You've just delivered your newest PAIL OF GENETIC MATERIAL and heard loud noises outside. It looks like meteors are destroying your planet. Luckily, your centuries of combat experience and slushy collecting has made you a LOOSE CANNON who tends to LIVE ON THE EDGE.
>>20911509Nope. It's probably already been used in her adventures, or she threw it into her sprite ghost to make grubsprite.
>>20911471Time for me to pester ALL OF THE CHUMS.All of them.
>>20911509Well it's crucial for restoring the trollkind, we know that.
>>20911471>>20911429Of course I would mispell the captcha twice and be bested by NotAnon as karma for making fun of his typos.Dammit.
>>20911489Richie's accident was a bigger downturn in quality.
>>20911516>>20911489Huh. The more you know.
>>20911509>>20911506Kanaya uses the egg thing to create a new mother grub, Karkat becomes its first Drone, and Nepeta is his boss in deciding who makes the best genetic combination with her inherent shipping talents?
>>20911274The hammer's kind of a scribbly mess right now, if I fiddle with it more (like adding a background, though not sure what it should be...?) I'll be sure to articulate the way the hammer fits together better.>>20911349Thanks! I suppose I'll draw Rose next... maybe with Dave-inspired gear.
If Vriska likes nicholas cage so much, why doesn't she already have a crush on trollicolas cage?
>>20911579There never was a troll Nic Cage. Nic Cage is unique to Earth.
>>20911603He shall be missed.
>>20911579Because Trollicolas Cage doesn't exist. Just because they've got Troll Will Smith doesn't mean they have a Troll Everyone.
>>20911616>>20911579Troll Nicolas Cage died in an accident at the beginning of his career. Fucking words, how do they work?.
>>20911352No sir, I don't like it.
Did anyone save that idea of Nicolas Cage, Will Smith, Bruce Willis, and Sigourney Weaver managing to survive the apocalypse and get into their own session of Sburb?
So why has nobody on the mspa wiki pointed out the obvious joke in Rose's chumhandle?
>>20911687Because it's obvious and therefore doesn't need to be said?
>>20911687Well it is obvious, like you said.
When Gamzee grows up, he's gonna be one hell of a Troll Space Marine.
>>20911506requesting Karkat ====>drone transformation sequence
gog damnit, we really need some more drone pictures.
>>20911725Only if the war happens to be against an army of ICP clones.
>>20911471It seems the session limit is at it's maximum over there.
Thanks for the registering help guys. Now my chumhandle won't come back ever and I can't get back on the channel with it even using the password.
Does anybody else find it weird that Karkat actually has a lusus who shares his blood, despite it being "mutated"?
>>20911747Karkat grows up, acquires armor.Done.
You are now aware that most of the trolls would have been purged by the Drone for being terrible trolls.
>>20911774Not at all, given paradox babies.
>>20911785Vriska, Equius, Eridan, Feferi, Karkat (shitblood but still a model troll), and Terezi would stay alive. (Trolls have troll-braille, so they don't hate blind people.)
>>20911804...The lusii weren't born in the ectobiology lab, though...
>>20911774I don't believe Crabdad's blood was ever shown.He could have gray blood, for all we know.
The kids are 200% more effective trolls than the trolls are. It's hilarious.
>>20911823Huh, I guess, but all the other trolls share blood colours.
>>20911807>Eridan>surviving an event that you must get laid to live throughniggayoujustwentfullretard.exe
>>20911807maybe the troll-braille is only used for letters informing them that they are going to be killed
>>20911830>CG: OK IF YOU TALK TO HER AGAIN WHEN SHE TRIES HATCHING MORE PLANS GIVE HER A MESSAGE INTO THE PAST FOR ME. >EB: ok. >CG: TELL HER TO POLISH MY HEAVING BONE BULGE AND SET A TABLE FOR FUCKING TWO ON IT. >CG: ITS FOR OUR CANDLE LIGHT HATE DATE. >EB: i like how you guys have basically resorted to trolling each other, through us. >CG: FUCK YOU.
>>20911842>Surviving an event that you have to get laid twice to live throughThought it was time to split some motherfuckin' hairs.
>>20911807You're forgetting Kanaya, who was so fucking valuable a Mother Grub opted to become her Lusus.
>>20911814I lost it.
>>20911807>Eridan>Surviving troll romanceI don't think his blood color would save him, either.
>>20911842>>20911785>>20911807No mention is ever made about what the age cut-off for the Imperial Drone visitation is. Presumably it would be at LEAST a couple more solar sweeps before the trolls in the story would have needed to start fulfilling the obligations of the filial pails.Considering you know... their society needs to presumably give at least some leeway for the kids to grow up, right?
>>20911807Does that mean Nepeta would have been hunted down by the Drone just like she had hunted down all those animals?
>>20911934Yes, yes it does.
>>20911890>>20911875>>20911842For all we know, Eridan's high-blood status might give him a pass on the culling. Hell it's likely that it was the Aquatic-Trolls that started the practice.
>>20911807Sollux has had two girlfriends and at least Eridan after him. He would survive the Drone pretty well.
>>20911902For humans, a 13-year-old is pretty close to being able to reproduce, if they can't all ready. Troll society is ruthlessly efficient, so it wouldn't be too much of a stretch to assume the drone started a-visitin' at that age....Oh god what did I just type?
Eridan would probably blow the drone to bits with his rifle.And then be brought to troll court for attempting to preserve a being incapable of contributing to the brood while destroying a being necessary to the creation of it and culled.
>>20911961That trolls condone child pornography in human terms.
>>20911902Well, duh.Karkat says "of course" in the recent memo when John points out they are much too young to be thinking about mating. That implies the Trolls' civilization goes by the same standards. They'd be probably eighteen or so by our years, I'd guess.What we're saying is, even with all that extra time, Eridan would have no fucking chance in the world.
>>20911902Hussie never really went into detail about how trolls age, their lifespans, or anything. For all we know, the trolls could all be roughly sixteen or seventeen years old in human years. Most of them are pretty intelligent and physically capable, so they could've been nearing the point when the Drone comes knocking and their pails start rocking.
>>20911961Indeed, Anon. Indeed.
>>20911968Today's legislacerator for the trial of Eridan Ampora, charged with the illegal culling of an Imperial Drone:
>>20911961The troll characters in general pretty much more or less think that they're too young to be feeling serious romance.
>>20911998no theyre 13
>>20911998Um no, he has stated that they would be around 13 in human years. Even the wikia says it.
Sollux wouldn't Care about the drone
>>20911998http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003892>Six Alternian solar sweeps, for convenient reference, is equivalent to thirteen Earth years.
>>20912031The troll government constructed a special pair of bifurcated drones to collect from sollux.
I hope this is a buckets thread! I love those!Also, registering my chumhandle seems to be failing for me for some reason.
>>20912060I know what I'm going to be for halloween.
>>20912083Have fun explaining who you're supposed to be.
>>20912059One for each bone bulge?
I've got a question related to the hemospectrum;How is blood determined? Is it hereditary? Or just random?
>>20912097>I'm a space monster.>OK.
So, basically...Karkat had Terezi, so the Drone would spare him.Terezi had Karkat, so the Drone would spare her.Gamzee is a useless mOtHeRfUcKeR and would be culled.Sollux has biitche2 and whore2 everywhere.Aradia is already dead.Tavros is a cripple, so he'd be culled.Vriska would have no one with Tavros dead, so she would be culled.Nepeta is so concerned about shipping others that she forgets her own requirement and gets culled.Eridan is FOREVER ALONE and gets culled.Feferi has Sollux, plus her lusus.Equius is just TOO STRONG to love. He'd be culled, too.Kanaya may or may not get culled since she's kind of a special case.Right?
>>20912131One theory is that troll blood cells have something like chloroplasts each with a different pigment, and that it's passed down along certain lines. Another is that they gain those little colored blobs in their blood when they're still developing from algae or shit.
>>20912138Vriska would instate equius as her kismesis and kanaya as her matesprit immediately. Through manipul8ion.
>>20912138No Kanay would tell vriska they were about to die if they didn't just mate up and get it over with so she would agree unhappily.Equius would save nepeta and himself by just doing it.Doesn't really matter now though, seeing that Alternia is dead.
>>20912138>Equius is just TOO STRONG to love. He'd be culled, too.>implying equius wouldnt just punch the dickass drone's head off
>>20912138Eridan and Aradia have some thing going. If robo-aradia is still alive, and able to reproduce (Which of course she will be. This is Equius we're talking about) then he wouldn't be culled.Also, Tavros isn't really a cripple anymore.
>>20912181>EridanI meant Equius, and you know I did.
I'm really hoping the a kid and troll somehow talk about Halloween in today's update. I don't care how it gets brought up, I just hope it does. I really want to see a troll's reaction to children carrying candy around in buckets.
>>20911471>User has been banned>Nickname is already in use.FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU I DIDN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING.
>>20912060truly fuckin terrifyin
>mfw lord english is what happens with the trolls accidentally send an imperial drone to earth who prototypes it along with bec
>>20912216Boy that would be forced. You have to remember it's still april 13th in-comic. The kids have pretty much zero reason to bring it up.
>>20912226I myself was banned at random. Oh well.
>>20912181It was assuming that Sgrub never happened and the trolls went on like was normal. Sort of like trying to speculate what the kids would do if Sburb never happened and they grew up normally.>>20912179>Implying the Imperial Drone isn't stronger than Equius
>>20912240Gamzee is going to have his rap-off with Dave in today's update.Dave says this rap-off takes place months ago.Ergo, it could easily take place on Hallowe'en.It would still be pretty fucking forced.
The imperial drone is probably a robot. Insead of culling a mateless equius, he would be enslaved as a drone manufacturer.
>>20912263>stronger than Equiusdoes not computer
>>20912280I still maintain the drone is an adult troll.
>>20912236>Lord English as a superpowered Imperial DroneFUND IT
I Wonder why Kill off a mateless troll?That would just be a WasteJust Force the troll to mate with an other troll who is Mateless
>>20912319No point, as lord english is obviously pickle inspector.
>>20912323because if they suck at getting a mate, any genes they pass on would make their spawns suck as mates.
>>20912340Genetics don't work that way.
>>20912323Maybe trolls place great importance in the ability to aquire females on one's own merits. A dude who can't get a girlfriend is useless DNA, and isn't worth pairing with a chick who can't get a boyfriend.
>>20912323Considering they even have the need for more than one kind of romance, they probably can't produce the necessary genetic material if they don't feel that way about the other troll.
>>20912316>>20912280It think the Drone would be an offshoot of the troll species. Bigger and stronger than normal, but subservient to the trolls so that they can use the things as soldiers and pail collectors. The only picture we got of one made me think of them like that, anyway. They're probably just adult trolls in armor.
-- apocalypseArisen [AA] began pestering gallowsCalibrator [GC] at 4:16 -- AA: kn0ck kn0ck GC: WHOS TH3R3? AA: b00 GC: BOO WHO AA: d0 n0t cry
>>20912336No, this is lord english.
>>20912355Human genetics don't work that way. Troll genetics sure are weird.
>>20912340What? I doesn't work like that.Plus With more Trolls mating then more trolls for their armies to take over shit
>>20912372...this is Jades fault isn't it?
>>20912384Human or not, they'd probably have a gene linked to impotence that somehow failed to die out.
>Everybody pre-emptively blaming Jade for Lord English/the scratchwhyyyyyyyy.jpg
>>20912371tee heecaptcha: profits! emorthr
>>20912371GC: KNOCK KNOCK AA: wh0 is there GC: B4N4N4 AA: banana wh0 GC: KNOCK KNOCK AA: 0h wh0 is there GC: B4N4N4 AA: banana wh0? GC: KNOCK KNOCK AA: wh0 is there 0_0 GC: B4N4N4!!! AA: banana seems t0 be an unwelc0me hive guest GC: KNOCK KNOCK AA: wh0 is there n0w GC: OR4NG3 AA: 0range wh0 GC: OR4NG3 YOU GL4D 1 D1DNT S4Y B4N4N4!!! 4H4H4H4H4H4H3H3H3H3H3H3H3 >8D AA: i get it AA: funny
>>20912421Because Jade fucks everything up. She's like Eridan with his relationships, except her failure applies to trying to be helpful.
>>20912421Come on, she'd probably prototype as much as possible to get a super cool sprite! before entering the medium.Bec would throw himself in to fulfill the time loop that is lord english's existence.
Poor Gamz, I kinda wonder what the other trolls are going to think of this development.
>>20912481>Woah, looks like he's been off the pies long enough.
>Hussie announces that tonight will be the start of the Squiddles Intermission>It includes everything drawn in a silly cartoony style with 48 main characters and it explains the story about the origin of Sburb.>Is this good? Y/N
>>20912490>>20912481Gamzee, you look terrible! You've been eating too many pies! Or maybe you haven't been eating enough! I can't remember how it is for your kind.
>>20912495ANTA FULL BAKA
>>20912495I'd read it
The best potential for a Halloween update would be a Aradia/Equius before, during and after conversation played up to disgusting degrees.CT: D--> Is that the razor wire?AA: yes. do you have your the bucketsCT: D--> Yes.
>>20912529>your the buckets now dawg
>>20912495You're implying that Sburb/Sgrub has an origin.
As I said before, I think Eridan would be exempt from the culling. He is what, second only to Feferi in being the top of the hemospectrum? I just don't see high-blood trolls as having to go through that.
>>20912495Hey if it somehow miraculously holds together why not?It won't though so, no
Shit, let's all be Lord English.
>>20912559Second to Fef among the twelve trolls who survived. Back before sgrub, I imagin the pathetic little grub was shat on by the rest of the aquatic aristocracy.
>>20912564I would be friends with the horrorterrors.
>>20912579Bowman English/Babby Dave English OTP
>>20912579I hate that version. THEOREY. Pff.
>>20912559He'd just get a little more time.
>>20912579I seriously believe that Hussie is Lord English. He's (so far) the only introduced character that matches the dimensions of the Cairo Overcoat.
>>20912634He's also Kanaya's matesprit.
>>20912634Isn't PM roughly the same height? As well as BQ and WQ.
>>20912579oh god i lol'd
>>20912634The Green Sun is a lightbulb in Hussie's room.
>>20912634Who said Lord English is just one person?
>>20912652No, he's the lesbian girl hiding in Vriska's attic.
>>20912674>Hussie drawing on a green Sylladex card
>>20912682The same person who thinks that makes any sense.
>>20912730It's the same drawing tablet Nepeta and Jade use, fucktard.
>>20912730Hussie is Billious Slick. He captchalogued lord english.
What if there IS no Lord English, and it's just a bunch of negative energy that builds up in tandem with the positive energy collected by the players during their game session, and at the end of the game it just happens to eat planets?
>>20912780Because ENERGY DOESN"T WORK THAT WAY
>>20912780Lord english is that stupid desktop cleanup wizard that comes with windows.
>>20912780Stop making sensible theories and join the Lil Cal is Lord Englsih bandwagon.
>>20912780Then Doc Scratch is taking some seriously strong drugs.
>>20912790>wwriterfagwwait wwhatits a fuckin miracle
>>20912780Karkat and Nepeta have seen him, man. And soon Feferi will, too.
>>20912802SO FUCKING HIGH
>>20912780That makes no sense whatsiever
>>20912821That black thing coming out of the nebula has a face.It looks sort of like...aradia?
>>20912813Oh man...Gamzee's no longer going to be happy because of ICP.Feferi's no longer going to be happy because of what she'll see in her dream.And we never see Nepeta.So the Trolls are going to be one major depressionfest now.
>>20912850>Aradia's face in the back of the horsehead nebulaEquius would be so happy.
>>20912857>feferi>Raised by an eldritch monsterShe's going to have tea with cthulhu.
>>20912850Looks more like Vriska to me.
>>20912873They DID create our universe.
it's Halloween and I have not seen one Candy-corn Vampire yet. Someone needs to fix this.
not to intrude on you faggots circle jerking each other, but is it wrong /co/ that i would rather read a My Little Pony topic in its entirety out loud with all of the most judgmental people in my life standing over my shoulder, rather than even glance at a homosuck thread while in complete solitude?
>>20913044I'd say I do not agree with that sentiments.But to some people think MLP is good I quess.
>>20913044>You will never be as good a troll as Grant. No matter how hard you try.sadfrog.^cake
>>20913044I hate this fanbase too.I honestly only come here for the porn.
>>20913044No that is your opinion and you are free to have itBut it is something we enjoy
>>20913044You probably have some form of mental retardation.I'm sorry.
>>20913044Not in the least.
>>20913086WHAT PORN?WHAT FUCKING PORN?Stop lying to yourself, bro. You're just like the rest of us.
>>20913044Yeah, it is wrong. You seem to have some strange homestuck phobia.
>>20913044Sorry bro, you're no Grant.
>>20913086THAT'S PART OF THE PROBLEM YOU IGNORANT FUCK
>>20913127No it's not. I just silently wait and save the NSFW images.Better than OMG STUPID THEORIES OKAY LETS TALK ABOUT SHIPPING AND TROLLSEX NOW.
>>20913115Yeah I have to admit. I only really started getting into homestuck in general while in the search of vriska porn...
>>20913151Agreed, porn is better than having the same discussion over and over.
>>20913186>>20913151Sorry, bros, we must be reading different threads. I've never, ever seen HS-related porn that wasn't a fucking travesty.
>>20913151>SHIPPING AND TROLLSEXWhy do you think people draw the porn?
Who woke me up from my thousand year slumber?
>>20913244Hi grant. Whats your OTP?
Aww yeah, Vriska porn.
Man, you're right, I loooooooove porn.You guys like that picture where the Black Queen tentaclefucks the White Queen, right?
>>20913240that doesn't count and you know it.
>>20913261Fuck, I keep forgetting to spoiler my images, the effect is lost!
>>20913267Why am I getting a boner?
>>20913278Why does the dick look like it's upside down?
And how about the one where Equius tries to fuck Aradia, but forgot to build a hole? Hilarious. You'd think he'd just punch one through with his dick though
>>20913297She's twisting it, obviously. Vriska is messed up.
>>20913255I do not understand.
>>20913261What you don't see is John wearing a paper bag over his head with Nick Cage drawn on the front.
One of my favorites is the one with Terezi flopping around in sopor slime, although that's... not really porn? Maybe? I mean no one is having sex but it's still fap material.
>>20913333hey nice quads.anyway grant, what is your favorite fast food place, and what do you get there?if you don't like fast food, any restaurant is fine.
>>20913373Why is he holding an M16?
oh boy is this going to turn into a grant and porn thread?thank fucking god i was thinking we ACTUALLY had a good homestuck thread on out hands.whew.silly me.
And how bout them alien blowjobs? You'd think those teeth would be a problem when they're sucking your balls and deepthroating your cock, but nope! It's cool.
>>20913404I'm more curious about that lucky star shirt of his.
>>20913415It's ok, I believed the same thing. Good thing that cleared up!
>>20913415Man you know you like pornLike this picture here? Vriska just raping the FUCK out of Tavros. HOT.
>implying Grant Moronson based threads aren't gold mines in a sea of shit
>>20913422Terezi would bite on purpose, especially if the person receiving it has delicious candy red blood.
>>20913474OH NO, I CLICKED IT EXPECTING CUTE THINGS AND IT WAS ACTUAL PORN.
>>20913460>Raping TavrosDisgusting.Now JOHN on the other hand...
>>20913466I'm sorry Grant but you can not afford me the same pleasures as two alien chicks scissoring to orgasmLike what is in this very picture
>>20913502YOU KNOW YOU L1K3 1T, K4RK4TDON'T BOTH3R D3NY1NG 1T1 C4N SM3LL YOUR BON3 BULG3 FROM H3R3
>>20913491She could be very happy with, since he's able to make copies of himself, the man is a walking gangbang. All the cocks filled with delicious red blood she could ever want.
>>20913502Why would there be cute things in spoilered images?That just makes no sense! Don't be ridiculous.
>>20913530>1 C4N SM3LL YOUR BON3 BULG3 FROM H3R3God damn Karkat, ever hear of washing it?
Now Terezi and her faithful pouncelor on the other hand...
Somehow despite how boner-inducing it is, Daddy Droog fucking Kanaya just seems... I don't know.I still saved it though.
>>20913544I am disgust.
>>20913466>implying Grant Moronson based threads aren't gold mines of shitFTFY dawgBack on topicSo...how do we think dave talking to equius gonna go?I halfway think it is why he starts fallowing karkat's orders..unless that was WAY before he talked to dave..I don't know time is weird.
>>20913569THERE IS NO WAY I AM STICKING MY BONE BULGE IN A VAT OF GREEN SLIME.
>>20913583The fact that there's MORE THAN ONE of them... ugh. They're so hot but they're so wrong!
I lost track of this when it got to the trolls.so whats happening? can someone explain?
>>20913615SORRY, FORGOT TO TAKE OFF MY SAGE.
>>20913592Karkat might have told Equius to speak to Dave. Seeing as how Equius is all blooded up wouldn't he be a bit disgusted with the crush of Terezi and xeno dave?
It's like they just heard we were giving out free ass and they were right in the middle of an ass famine.
>>20913592Equius is disgusted by Dave showing his mutant blood like that.Dave starts some sick fires.Equius starts perspiration and becomes all submissive.
>take a break from lurking thread to watch new SNSD video>they're singing about something with shooting arrows and their dance includes a bow-and-arrow motion>all I can think of is Equius>give up and draw a picture of him doing the danceWhat has this fandom done to me.
>>20913592Equius will see Dave's red text and start banging on at him about disgusting red b100d.Dave won't understand, so Equius will explain the haemospectrum to DaveDave will explain the colour wheel to Equius.And that's when Equius' world begins to fall apart. True story.
>>209136311. where did the daddy droog and daughter kanaya come up?2. The cuteness of these pictures is killing me soo bad.
>>20913638It began as a story of Trolls in Love.Then it transcended all universes.Now Homestuck has become a living entity trapped in Limbo, and it is up to Andrew Hussie to bring it out of its stasis through his writings so that one day he might bring it to life and become the new Bro.
I wish there was more Feferi porn. I mean, everything else is always Vriska or Nepeta or Terezi...
>>20913638The trolls were the ones who created the kid's universe. They were supposed to become God's for winning Sgrub, but got fucked over. Now they're contacting the kid's, and at the moment a plan is starting to unravel to defeat Lord English and save everyone's lives.Also, inter-species romance. Inter-species romance everywhere.
>>20913644yeah probably..but wouldn't he for her and karkat as well?shit i dont know.maybe dave converts equius to trying to be chill.i mean fucking hell he said "bro"he never says bro unless its in disgust.
So why is Aradia sitting with sollux instead of Equius in the flash? It doesn't make sense.
I would rather see Dave talk with Nepeta. He has that killer fursona of his.
Update. Gamze just flipped over a table.AC: :33 < oh no! AC: :33 < the snack table!
>>20913666OH HOLY FUCK YOU'RE RIGHT
I like how /co/ users will eventually start to rage at anything that becomes very popular and actually updates frequently.That said though, some of you fans are fucking obsessed.
>>20913745Because Aradia hates Equius for being a blue blood and for trying to make her love him. Yet she loves him due to the programming and for some other mystery reason.
Gamzee porn is the best porn.Dat waitress outfit.
>>20913757Yeah we know... Can't we just ignore them and pretend that we all live in a happy perfect world?
>>20913745Because... Equius was off building robo-legs, and Aradia was kind of doing her own thing? Romance doesn't mean being permenantly attached to someone.
>>20913764But then again, Sollux murdered her and hasn't been too kind with her. As well as apparently picking up a new girl.
>>20913666A more likely exchange...
>>20913764Aradia hates Equius enough to be his kismesis, but her programming (and probably some sexual tension) keeps her between matesprit and kismesis.Am I gonna have to bring out the Chart again? Because I need some pixel art for ICP if I'm actually going to connect Gamzee to something.
>>20913683When SS 'comforted' Karkat after Sollux died, people thought that SS was kind of like a tough-love father. The fact that Karkat followed him about with such loyalty also suggested that he saw SS as a father figure.Before we knew who DD was an exile to, people suggested that he'd be with Kanaya, because of FASHION and GREY LADIES.People added two and two together and it matched.
>>20913803meh.that chat is too fucking cluttered.
>>20913752 HOLY SHIT HE'S NOT LYING CAPTCHA: Hallowns and How oddly appropriate
>>20913781This image made me gay. Twice.
>>20913803I prefer this. Also, if anyone has the Cage one, post it, please?
>>20913814Well that clears that up, and gog damnit too much dawww...
>>20913752No one believes you, bg.
>>20913858Why would you daww when you can be busy getting boners?I mean look how excited Nepeta is to fuck Karkat's brains out!
>>20913814I BEG OF YOU DEAR ANON, TO POST MORE OF THIS, AND MORE KAYANA/ROSE.
>>20913856All I've got is a blank one, so you can make your own.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_yh22mc30o&NR=1Sburban Jungle 2.0
>>20913814I wish this happened. Why was he stuck with Aradia?
>>20913901Mein gogg, so much daww.
>>20913889I know, but eventually I'll get it right.I just wanna see Gamzee flip shit upside the broad barn.
>>20913902WELL THAT'S TOO BAD CAUSE YOU'RE STUCK WITH ALL THIS RIDICULOUS PORNOGRAPHY THAT I HAVE
>>20913909Hussie wanted to wrap up Hivebent. He could spend three days giving us Kanaya and Droog d'aww time and showing Aradia making time clones, or he could roll it into a couple of updates by sticking Droog with Aradia.Everyone was ready to get back to the kids.
>>20913950I LOVE YOU.
>>20913903Thank you kindly.
I don't even know anymore.
>>20913966YOU'RE WELCOME, YOU DEGENERATE PERVERT
>>20913951Though really, nothings stops it being just those five exiles (Crew+Queen) managing all 12 trolls. Snowman managed Vriska and Terezi, so I figured that it was likely each exile got two or more trolls.
Oh, is this what we're doing? A spoilered cute thread? I'm game.
ARE YOU READY FOR SOME STRAIGHT UP, HARDCORE PORNOGRAPHY!?
>>20914008Oh look at me. I forgot to spoil. Tee hee~
>>20914008>>20914013GET THAT FILTH OUT OF HERE!
>>20914013MAN, THAT'S LOW, THAT'S REALLY FUCKING LOW. EVEN FOR A LECHEROUS OLD MAN LIKE YOU.
>>20913975I've already done that!:<
>>20914008It's like some twisted game of roulette.You MIGHT get something cute.OR you might get John sticking his dick in Vriska's eye.WHO KNOWS
>>20914013IT'S WRITTEN "PONOGRAPHY", SHITFACE.
>>20914069Alright you win I daww'd to hard. Enough already!
Holy shit guys an update! It's gamzee about to troll past dave and the other trolls behind them are looking freaked out as fuck.
I really would want to see Dave and Nepeta having a conversation, I mean, look a this log:http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002729
Surprised no one's shown Kanaya lusting after vriska's muff.
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/scraps/HAVE FUN, /CO/.
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/AND THIS AS WELL; ENJOY THIS, DENIZENS OF /CO/.
>>20914140I know, isn't that ridiculous?
>>20914206>>20914239>my face when I can just ctrl+f and search for the date instantly
>>20914131MLP and HOMESTUCK ARE CANON.http://www.mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/pony/
Jesus, Rose. I know you're corrupted by evil gods, but that's no excuse for raping John!
>>20914140Yeah Kanaya/Vriska ain't as common as it used to be now that the ship got nuked
>>20914328WELL GOODIT WAS A SILLY SHIP FOR SILLY PEOPLEVRISKA NEEDS A GOOD HARD DICK UP HER ASS TO GET HER OUT OF TROUBLE
>>20914328To be fair, it got replaced by something far superior.
>>20912131there's no such thing as "hereditary" with trolls.
>>20914413You mean a good hard dick in her spinneret?
>>20914286>>20914285The fact that you did not see this months and months ago is very silly.
Another update.Dave talks to Equius this time, and things do not go well...
brace for epic.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raJD_Wcti08&feature=related
>>20914480>mfw it's not fakeI don't have a picture damnit
>>20914480WHAT THE FUCK MAN. HIS RAGE MADE ARADIA EXPLODE, YOU CAN SEE A HORN OF HERS IN THE BACKGROUND.
mfw people didn't notice the little horseshoe at the end of "[S] Rose: Fast forward to now."
>>20914524I WARNED YOU BRO, I WARNED YOU ABOUT EQUIUS
>>20914532Hey, I noticed it before now.
>>20914517>>20914524you forgot to put your name back on Matt
>>20914557uHH,sORRY, mR, pATELiT KEEPS HAPPENING,
>>20914590Hey Taaaaaaaavros, why don't you come back to bed?
>>20914614Oh sorry a8out that, I meant come 8ack to 8ed.
>>20914614sORRY, vRISKA, BUT I DON,T THINK YOU,RE THE ACTUAL vRISKA,bECAUSE YOU FORGOT TO DO THAT 8 THING TO THE WORD ,,BED,,oH, RIGHTdIE, MONSTER, YOU DON,T BELONG IN THIS WORLD
>>20914659What is a man?!
Spinning webs, all of them. Super hot.
On another note that isn't related to this thread what so ever. My cat has been scratching at my balls for the past five minutes.I fucking love it
>>20914682howw the fuck should i knowwi can't evven score wwith the fishgirl that i'vve wworked wwith for my wwhole lifei mean god damn wwhat is wwrong wwith me
>>20914701What kind of cat?
>>20914701My face if this ever were to hapen to me.
>>20914714ii took your wiife lo2er
>>20914726... huh.Please keep in mind that, despite what the internet may claim, a cat is NOT fine too.
>>20914726You should totally make your car look like your cat.Get it?CARCATDODHDODOHDOHOHDOHDOD
>>20914762that's amazinyou knoww wwhat else is amazinmy fist in your face at three o clock behind the bike racksbe there or keep being a total wwuss wwith a lisp
>>20914726>>20914718>russian blue is a gray cat>Nepeta is grayNepeta thread go
>>20914825at lea2t ii have a giirlfriied, mr. forever alone.briing iit on, fii2hy.
>>20914841I would love Nepeta's mighty barbed cock deep inside my ass.
>>20914876AC: :33 < meow I love you too!
>>20914933PUNS, PUNS EVERYWHERE.
>>20914864hey hey wwho am i:oh look at me, ii am a fuckiin numb2kull.ii havve no actual per2onaliity,2o ii ju2t brood around and collect a harem of biitche2wwho ii kill off later after eatin 2ome miind honey.wwhy do ii havve miind honey?oh, riight, iit'2 becau2e ii'm an iidiiot wwho kiils giirl2
>>20914933I don't get it.
>>20914962HEYASSHOLEQUIT MAKING FUN OF THE DEAD, THAT'S NOT COOL.
>>20914980shh!don't tell himit's a sekret
>>20914933you shouldn't have used her smiling sprite, they don't look miserable enough
>>20915001couldn't even find a sad fanart in my hueg folder
>>20914986ii wwould 2top makiin fun of the dead iif ii couldbut iit'2 not my fault at all, hone2tiit's liike dead giirl2 get dropped at my door all the tiimeiit'2 probably the miind honey2uiiciidal chiick2 diig the miind honey
>>20915061GOD DAMN SOLLUX, YOU'RE SCARING ME AGAIN.LOOK, I CAN GET THOSE CHARGES AGAINST YOU DROPPED. JUST COME OVER TO MY HOUSE 4PM OKAY?ReCaptcha=Prowat Jealously
>>20915101wwoww am i that good at impressionsi should join an improvv group or somethinmaybe i should try terezi or equius nexti dunno
>>20915101>>20915136Would you faggots knock this off and start a new thread already?
>>20915136ii gue22 ii am two, fii2hy.diid you liike my karkat iimpre22ion?by the way, how doe2 iit make you feel that feferii gave me a blowjob?
>>20914933Okay what is up with this image I don't- OHOOHOOOOOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Sup, boners? Today is my 21st birthday. It also happens to be Halloween and I'm going as BLUH BLUH HUGE BITCH
By the way, does anyone have that Vriska rule 34 that Captain Olimar made?
>>20915179You're a guy dude. Don't do that.
>>20915169wwe're in the same room dipshitfeferi's sleepin on the goddamn horn pilei guess that means she's hornybut obviously you can't keep her satisfiedbitch
>>20915179areare you going to shave?
>>20915215who 2aiid we diid iit then?we had 2weet love2eck2 a few day2 agoii doubt your 2liippery fii2hdiick could 2atiisfy anyone
>>20915248apparently it wwasn't enough to keep aradia by your sideand then you killed her, murdereri'm goin to guess that once fef stops puttin out, you're gonna kill her tooWhy am I still doing this?
>>20915229NOPE!I forgot to mention that I'm specifically a LAZY Vriska.Give me more Vriska poses to recreate! Nothing that involves too much work, because I'm lazy.BLUH BLUH!
>>20915278you 2hut your whore mouth, we all know that ii wa2 maniipulated by Vrii2ka. At lea2t ii can 2atii2fy anyone at all. you can't even hold a 2table relatiion2hip.ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?IS THIS NOT WHY YOU ARE HERE?
>>20915248Everyone oNe H4S se% 0n tHE wwand pILEt)(--E hOrN p1le ii2 e%spensive AND purrblic
>>20915336WAIT, WHAT THE FUCK?WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?
>>20915343told ya, fii2hy, maybe we would sleep on the horn piile if Gamzee wa2n't 2uch a greedy diick
>>20915359It's a page from rather thread derailing series.http://s1195.photobucket.com/albums/aa396/pregnantvriska/kids%20and%20fun/Read up if you want.
what is happening in this one thread right nowlike, what is it you cats are even up to
>>20915329no, no, i'm pretty sure it wwas all youanyway, brbi'm comin ovver to fuck up your shitand maybe break your keyboard
>>20915179Why not go as a male troll?
>>20915411yeah, keep telliing your2elf that, diickface.
>>20915407Oh god.That sounds really, really terrible.
>>20915415Because VRISKA IS BEST TROLL
Okay, in the interest of my own lazyness, I'm just gonna take this off now. No poses.Not that any of you are going to want one anyway.
>>20915441okay, so i'm not comin ovverbut you better watch your back wwhen you sleep tonightor else you might make a wwrong stepand you'll accidentally fall down a heavvy flight of stairsand wwe all wwarned you about stairs, did wwe not
>>20915407The one where Equius gets impregnated by Jack is so, so much worse.
>>20915409You don't want to know, man. This is the darkside of the fandom, and it'll only get worse from here on out. Get out of here while you can.
>>20915513That's a new one. Link?
>>209155042taiirs?you've been readiing way two many of that dave human'2 2torie2. be2iides, iit'2 not liike you even have the ball2 to come over, and wreck my 2hiit.
>>20915513Do not even bring that up, no matter what anyone says do not post this.
>>20915525>>20915523THERE IS NO ESCAPE FROM THE WRATH OF PATEL!
>>20915546where doing this manWHERE MAKING THIS HAPPEN
>>20915569Oh gog you have no idea what a relief it was to see that was a candy corn vampire.
>>20915523im just trying to grasp the situation the has come aboutare we pretending to be fishes or manlady pirates maybe or what
>>20915542wwho the fuck is davveis he your new boyfriendare you swwitching teamsi should wwarn him about your murderous tendenciesand howw you like to kill girlsi see fef hasn't wwoken up yeti bet you killed her wwhen you told her to go sleep on the horn pilecuz you wwere trying to prove kar wrongis kar your boyfriend tooare you goin to kill him or wwait for him and davve to meetso that they can fight to the death in your honoror at least until one of them wwimps out after they run out of mind honey and tag-team the girl that they stole from the other
>>20915603Because it's fucking horrifying that's why. Go find it yourself.
>>20915636Any clues then?
>>20915579New thread here.
>>20915615Are you... do you even know what Homestuck is, dude? I think you're in the wrong thread.
>>20915621fuck you man, that'2 per2onal 2hit.you went way two far man, way two far.ii'm biipolar, and ii don't have my med2, and you pu2hed me over the edge.
>>20915621SHOULD WE CONTINUE THIS IN THE OTHER THREAD, OR STAY HERE?
>>20915662nah i dont know nothin about homestuckill go find out in that new thread that they just started to post about in
>>20915682that's amazinyou knoww what else is amazinthe look on your face wwhen i had my cannon right up to your skullholy shit that wwas awwesomeyou wwere all likeoh my god erii no don't do iitii promii2e ii'll be good ii 2wwear iitand then i wwas all like ha ha fuck you manand then you pussied out and hid behind fefbecause you're wweak and a wweaklingi bet you'vve nevver killed beforebesides aradia of courseAll of a sudden, I am having so much fun doing this. Maybe I'm projecting? I dunno.
>>20915720Also, move on to the new thread.
>>20915769and when have you ever 2tayed by her 2iide? all ii ever 2ee you do ii2 driink faygo, and siit on your a22.ii mean really now fii2hy, have you ever left home?do you know that there are other place2 be2iide2 thii2 one?be2ide2, ii heard Kayana ha2 2omethiing of a cru2h on you.Same here; this is a lot of fun.
This thread have been move to >>20915750