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  • success! will post pictures later this week.

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    63 KB My Little Pony, Hosted by Rarity Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)01:41 No.20879033  
    Good evening, /co/. I'm Rarity, and I'll be hosting tonight's thread.

    So go on! All of Equestria is just dying to hear the latest gossip and speculation.
    >> Paradox !!xOi/V3twRA4 10/30/10(Sat)01:42 No.20879061
    I fucked all of the ponies. At the same time.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)01:44 No.20879107
    >>20879051
    >>20878995
    >>20874548
    >>20879033

    WHICH DO I CHOOSE?!
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)01:45 No.20879124
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    The first sex scene I ever read was as a young lass browsing soap opera MLP fanfiction. After a long and twisting tale of amnesia, secret conspiracies and everyone trying to bang the main character's husband, said husband cheated while his wife had a miscarriage.

    Traumatized for life.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)01:45 No.20879125
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    >>20879033
    Despite your delusions of marrying a prince, we ALL know you you're really after.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)01:46 No.20879145
    >>20879107
    Yea, to keep our act clean, we need to delete some and stick to one
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)01:46 No.20879146
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    >>20879125
    And that pony is Fluttershy
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)01:46 No.20879160
    For all your love of finery and upper-classery, you're really into cage-fighting or something, aren't you?

    No princess could kick a fucking manticore in the face like you did.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)01:46 No.20879162
    >>20879145
    >>20879107

    404, meme thread, Death thread, pony thread
    Choice seems obvious, to me
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)01:47 No.20879169
    >>20879146
    From last thread, courtesy of glorious anon.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)01:47 No.20879180
    Twilight Sparkle's tongue thing was hot.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)01:47 No.20879186
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    >>20879145
    Deleted my old thread so we don't have to deal with duplicate
    Someone add this to the wall of friendship~
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)01:48 No.20879195
    Can someone please draw Kate Beaton as a pony?
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)01:48 No.20879205
    >>20879033
    So, like, can we ask you questions, hostess?
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)01:48 No.20879212
    >>20879186
    It's already on.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)01:48 No.20879214
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    >>20879160
    You mean only the BEST princesses could kick a fucking manticore in the face.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)01:48 No.20879216
    In desperate need to more reaction images.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)01:48 No.20879219
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    reposting cause the thread died just as I posted this.

    gayponies is what I do.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)01:50 No.20879249
    >>20879214
    You ain't no princess yet, Rarity.
    You still gotta bag that nephew!
    You know, the one you made up...
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)01:50 No.20879252
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    >>20879159
    >>20879125

    Begun the shipping war has...
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)01:50 No.20879261
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    I need more happy Rarity reaction faces, I only have like one. Also I need more Fluttershy, period.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)01:51 No.20879263
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    I love this image
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)01:51 No.20879269
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LE6DJj0ngU

    Maybe you need some rehab, or maybe you need some sleep?
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)01:51 No.20879270
    The only worthwhile Ship is Spike x Big Mac.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)01:51 No.20879281
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    >>20879219
    Gayponies you say?
    >> Snarky Bastard 10/30/10(Sat)01:52 No.20879294
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    >>20879252

    my ship is just Dash fucking everyone else.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)01:53 No.20879311
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    >>20879270
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)01:53 No.20879313
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    LoL I forgot some eyelashes.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)01:53 No.20879321
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    >>20879252
    I just ship Applejack with everyone.
    >> Snarky Bastard 10/30/10(Sat)01:55 No.20879362
    >>20879313

    this comic does not reflect reality. the dad should be smiling, as he has watched enough to be assimilated.

    requesting Borg ponies.
    >> EcclecticAudiologist !!ZtjJvvAEsNO 10/30/10(Sat)01:55 No.20879365
    >>20879321
    I had an applejack my little pony when i was child for some reason. I am a man who was a boy that is a child.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)01:57 No.20879403
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    >>20879362
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)01:58 No.20879430
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    Twilight Sparkle is my favorite. She's so handsome
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)01:58 No.20879450
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    >>20879261
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)01:58 No.20879455
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    More proof of the pony caste system: look at Canterlot, just fucking look at it.

    Perched precariously on the side of a cliffside, without a single path traversable by hoof. Pegasus ponies can fly there. Unicorns can wink there.

    But earth ponies? They're shit outta luck. They only get in if the princess feels like sending some male pegasus slaves to pick their mundane asses up.

    tl;dr: More proof that Celestia is a bitch.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)01:59 No.20879456
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    >>20879430
    Hnadsome Twilight, I...
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:00 No.20879482
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    >>20879186
    >Look at what time I made that thread
    >It's 2 and a half hours later and I'm still on /co/ discussing ponies
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:00 No.20879484
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    >>20879430
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:00 No.20879491
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    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:01 No.20879501
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    >>20879270
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:01 No.20879503
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    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:01 No.20879519
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    >>20879503
    i posted that so i could post this
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:01 No.20879520
    >>20879455
    Celestia does not give a fuck about anyone.

    >Imprisons her sister to steal her half of the power over day and night.

    >Knows her sister is coming back but does not tell anyone, for lulz

    > Gives her favorite pupil only two tickets when she knows she has five best friends, then reveals "LOL COULD HAVE GIVEN YOU SIX FROM THE BEGINNING, I TROL YOU."

    The moral is, ancient beings with godlike powers have nothing better to do than troll all day erry day.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:01 No.20879522
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    Twilight has the best reaction faces.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:02 No.20879524
    Hey Rarity,
    What do you think about badoons?
    Sincerely,
    a concerned citizen
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:02 No.20879530
    >>20879519
    Awwwwwww shiiiiitttttt
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:02 No.20879531
    >>20879456
    I hopefully to see the japanese style too.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:02 No.20879536
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    >>20879362
    >>20879403

    See? This is part of the reason I love MLP so much.
    Someone says "There should be a MLP ___!" or "Someone should totally do a _____ MLP crossover!"

    But lo and behold, check the internet and it already exists.
    And if it doesn't?
    IT WILL IN ABOUT 5 MINUTES.

    God, I love these threads.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:02 No.20879544
    >>20879520
    Homer would approve
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:03 No.20879551
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    >>20879520
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:03 No.20879552
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    >>20879519
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:03 No.20879565
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    >> Mona Fan !!lrzuS2Aonjj 10/30/10(Sat)02:03 No.20879567
    So wait, is episode 3 out?!?!?

    Links, I has no cable TV. ;_;
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:04 No.20879571
    >>20879520
    I don't think the tickets were as much of a troll move as they seem. An invitation plus one is generally how it works, although admittedly that's due to earth systems of couples, and she might not have expected Twilight's friends to all be so close so quickly... and so nuts.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:04 No.20879573
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    >>20879519
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:04 No.20879574
    >>20879567

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfNH4XTKM2I&fmt=35
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmOt15wxv84&fmt=35
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:04 No.20879584
    we need a shit was so cash image photoshop with the dyke pony and her bitch.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:04 No.20879587
    >>20879565
    >Candy vags

    I really don't get it... Did Rainbow Dash say that?
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:05 No.20879589
    Never got an answer from the guy who "wasted one hour and a half". Wonder if he's gonna drop it or if he's in.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:05 No.20879595
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    >>20879587
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:06 No.20879608
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    >>20879146
    How about THIS?!
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:06 No.20879609
    I love this show, but knowing that earth ponies just get nerfed so bad for no particular reason is going to eat me alive with resentment!
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:06 No.20879616
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    >>20879520
    Celestia is a fucking bitch, period. Someody posted a "trollfaced" Nightmare Moon today, but what we need is a pic of Celestia with a trollfac, she's the evil one here.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:07 No.20879629
    >>20879565
    Anyone have the image this is based on?
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:07 No.20879630
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    >>20879584
    AppleDash not your OTP after Ep 3?

    You don't know SHIT about ponies.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:07 No.20879638
    >>20879587
    The common theory is that magical pony vagoo tastes like candy.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:07 No.20879641
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    >>20879616
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:08 No.20879649
    >>20879616
    >theyseeyourpenis.png
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:08 No.20879651
    >>20879616

    Seconded on the Trollface thing here.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:08 No.20879652
    I'm almost sad that I'm going to miss some prime pony threads tomorrow because I'll be busy watching the Stewart/Colbert rally.

    Though it seems weekend /co/ is very opposed to our pony overlords, so I might not be missing much.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:09 No.20879669
    Just watched episodes two and three.

    WHY DO I LOVE THIS SHOW SO MUCH GOD DAMN IT

    Hell, I even like all six of the main ponies. Even Pinky Pie, who was kind of annoying in the first episode, has become endearingly retarded.

    Fluttershy is still mai waifu, though.

    And Rainbow Dash is just fucking awesome overall.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:09 No.20879678
    >>20879652
    Now that you mention it, there will most likely be some kind of shitfest tomorrow. I hope gurofag doesnt come back. Good to know that 1 week has passed since the last incident and the + thread is still there
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:10 No.20879690
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    >>20879669
    We need more drawfags to get on Pinkie Pie and her coke addiction.

    >Always hyper
    >Hops like a motherfucker instead of walking
    >Wanted "sugar cubes" from the Gala
    > BATS ON MY FUCKING FACE
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:10 No.20879692
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    >>20879649
    No, that's this one.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:10 No.20879695
    >>20879630
    I actually like Appledash x Rainbow x Fluffyshy. Rainbow is pimp.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:10 No.20879696
    Y'know, the idea of Twilight x Spike is gorwing on me, which disgusts me because hetero ponies are unclean!
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:11 No.20879703
    >>20879609
    I've been thinking that while not magical earth ponies are physically the strongest. As of yet no real facts to back this up other than Applejack being able to hold back Rainbowdash while she was flying full speed. But I think it might be true
    >> Jimbo 10/30/10(Sat)02:11 No.20879707
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    AWWW YEEAH. F5ing like a madman, bitches.

    PS, anyone else catch that "McIntosh said if I got all these apples in before sundown he'd go down mainstreet in Granny Smith's girdle?"

    See, I heard that, and my brain substituted "corset and garter belt" for girdle.

    Do want.

    SHOO BE DOO!
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:11 No.20879714
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    >>20879690
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:12 No.20879726
    >>20879678
    I think the gurospammer was banned, hence why we haven't heard from him in a while.

    there was that one guy in the other thread, but that was someone else for sure.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:12 No.20879727
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    So Rarity is apparently weak to boys, which suggest the ponies have at least some regard for the males and they're not just mindless slaves.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:12 No.20879729
    >>20879678
    Actually, there was one today. Anyway, we might as well use the +thread during the weekend if that's the case.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:12 No.20879732
    >>20879696
    Rarity is a hetro.

    Or at least a gold digging bitch
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:12 No.20879738
    >>20879696
    But... but what about Spike x Rarity x Fluttershy BEST END?
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:13 No.20879745
    >>20879703
    Earth Ponies being more physically able stems from old G1 lore.

    The same G1 lore that says every Unicorn can teleport, but only Buttons and Baby Buttons can use telekinesis
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:13 No.20879753
    >>20879638
    when did that start?
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:13 No.20879754
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    Oh spike
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:13 No.20879761
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    >>20879707
    Quick, somebody draw Big Mac in drag
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:14 No.20879766
    >>20879753
    The second time I saw Episode 1.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:14 No.20879771
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    >>20879727
    Maybe that's why she want's a prince to save some face. I'm assuming that all ponies are lesbian except in the case of physically needing to reproduce, based on the fact that all pony males are slaves, it seems like a pure hetro pony would be looked down on for favoring the inferior gender.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:14 No.20879773
    >>20879584

    agreed we need a shit was so cash version and copypasta to go with it
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:14 No.20879774
    >>20879703
    No, that's just a racist stereotype against southerners. We all talk funny, live on farms, have giant families, and are really strong.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:14 No.20879782
    >>20879761
    Quick, somebody draw Big Mac as a sweet transvestite from Transsexual, Transylvania.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:15 No.20879786
    >>20879738
    but Fluttershy is with Angel, which is hilarious and disturbing, because you can tell he's a spouse abuser.

    >>20879726
    guro guy was around just a few days ago, so I'm not sure if he was banned or just git bored. He made an impression on sunday so there might be imitators when the kiddies get out of school. Also expect more under cover trolls like guadags making threads just to piss /co/ off
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:15 No.20879791
    >>20879707
    > go down mainstreet in Granny Smith's girdle

    ...You could take that as some kind of sick, sick innuendo.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:17 No.20879821
    >>20879786
    Ignoring the possibility he's actually both.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:17 No.20879829
    >>20879782
    There's only like five male ponies we know of, and we're already turning them into transvestites... That said, I would lol endlessly if someone did this.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:17 No.20879836
    >>20879584
    >>20879773
    Well I'm gonna need a good head to edit in of Rainbow Dash and some head of another pony to pair her with.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:18 No.20879848
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    >>20879821
    wait... guadags... and.. the gurospammer?

    they're...
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:18 No.20879854
    >>20879836
    Use the Dash head from the Bitches and Horse pic.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:19 No.20879867
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    Twilight Sparkle is the queen of MLP reaction images
    >> Forward 2.0 !!pbL8zEzJEl6 10/30/10(Sat)02:19 No.20879874
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    >>20879848
    Bit slow there aren't ya?
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:19 No.20879875
    yiff in hell fur fags
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:19 No.20879878
    Let's see, the status of my Pony Reaction Images Folder, sorted by pony.

    Twilight Sparkle: 2.55 MB, 34 images.
    Pinkie Pie: 1.32 MB, 15 images.
    Rainbow Dash: 548 kB, 10 images.
    Rarity: 614 kB, 9 images.
    Fluttershy: 294 kB, 5 images.
    Applejack: 224 kB, 3 images.

    And then there's the main folder, which has maybe ten pics tops of the various mixed ponies.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:21 No.20879903
    >>20879786
    Angel is clearly the rage part of Fluttershy's conciseness.

    Something happens, Fluttershy is too meek to assert herself, FUCKING ANGEL DEATH FACE, she does it.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:21 No.20879905
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    >>20879867
    I think you mean Pinkie Pie.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:22 No.20879924
    >>20879874
    there was no doubt in my mind that guadags was a troll, but him also being the gurospammer never crossed my mind.
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    >>20879929
    >> Forward 2.0 !!pbL8zEzJEl6 10/30/10(Sat)02:23 No.20879946
    >>20879929
    Still needs the Frank-n-Furter wig.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:23 No.20879954
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    >>20879929
    He has a tiny head. Also is missing his cutie mark.
    >> Jimbo 10/30/10(Sat)02:24 No.20879963
    >>20879929
    OH MAH GODDDDD

    Poor McIntosh! Oh man.

    I bet that French waiter guy knows how to help you out of that... WHOOPS I MEAN SHOO BE DOO
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:24 No.20879973
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    >>20879595

    Where can I find this image but without the macro?
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:24 No.20879976
    I don't fucking get it.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:25 No.20879978
    furries unite
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:25 No.20879983
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    >>20879929
    That was fast
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:27 No.20880019
    >>20879954
    I thought that was supposed to be another one?
    >> Forward 2.0 !!pbL8zEzJEl6 10/30/10(Sat)02:27 No.20880034
    >>20880019
    Nope, that's him.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:27 No.20880038
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    >>20879954
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:29 No.20880065
    >>20880038
    Brilliant!
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:29 No.20880075
    Rarity: Gold digger
    Applejack: Incest
    Fluttershy: Bestiality
    Pinkie Pie: Crackwhore
    Rainbow Dash: Mile high club
    Twilight Sparkle: Asexual
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:29 No.20880078
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    I fucking lost it when Rainbow Dash was the last pony to give up the ticket and she decided that meant it was hers.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:30 No.20880084
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    >>20879983
    But Rarity, you look good in leotard fetish pieces too!
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:30 No.20880095
    >>20880075
    Rainbow Dash: Every. Single. Candy. Vag.

    Fix'd
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:31 No.20880105
    >>20880075
    I think Dash and Twilight got out of that rather easily
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:31 No.20880106
    >>20880095
    Well that's a given
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:31 No.20880120
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    >>20880095
    >>20880106
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:31 No.20880124
    >>20880075
    We need a cap of Rarity and that prince's weeding or something with 'Now I ain't sayin' she's a gold digger...'
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:32 No.20880126
    >>20880078
    I knew she would do that, but it made me laugh anyway.

    I love that the ponies have actual personalities in this version.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:32 No.20880135
    I guess only high class male ponies (most unicorns and maybe pegasuses) aren't slaves. They must have the money/breeding to be able to live a normal life.
    Male earth ponies(and possibly pegasus) are the ones that are workers such as that waiter pony whos very existence revolves around servitude. Also Big Mac who is constantly wearing that harness.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:32 No.20880137
    >>20879125
    Heck, as the pony queen's apprentice or whatever, Twilight Sparkle is practically some kinda princess.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:33 No.20880153
    >>20880126
    I love the copy paste fluttershy in there ans how she has no reaction at all to whats going on
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:33 No.20880158
    >>20880135
    If you're a non telekinetic quadruped, it's probably easier to leave the harness on all the time, and you know Big Mac probably doesn't even notice.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:33 No.20880159
    >>20880126 I love that the ponies have actual personalities in this version.

    It's pretty sad that, thinking about the G1 cartoons, the only pony with a distinct "personality" was Wind Whistler.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:34 No.20880172
    >>20880135
    saddles seem to be fashion. Why not harnasses?
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:35 No.20880185
    >>20880159
    Is there anything redeeming about G1? Ugly designs, hottibad voice acting...
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:35 No.20880196
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    >>20880135
    As well as the Chariot pulling ponies from ep 1 who could not even speak only neigh as they had no education, and the Royal Guard ponies who's helmets essentially muzzle them so they can't speak around Celestia, a crime punishable by death I'm sure.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:36 No.20880204
    >>20880124
    Or when he shows her that big ass diamond ring and she looses it.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:36 No.20880205
    >>20880185
    Are we talking about Transformers now?

    jk but really, I don't think I've seen anyone discuss any actual characters from G1 besides Spike and the Mary Sue human girl that no one ever liked.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:36 No.20880206
    >>20880135
    High-class are stallions.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:36 No.20880209
    >>20880159

    And by "personality" you mean "is a dyke" right?
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:36 No.20880212
    >>20880196
    Fuck, Twilight has the Avatar State...
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:36 No.20880216
    File deleted.
    Hey Foals,

    My name is Rainbow Dash, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in Equestria. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any candy vag? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of ponies because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures of Spike.

    Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the flight squad, and starter on my ponyball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn ponies"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot ponyfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all foals who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

    Pic Related: It's me and my horse.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:37 No.20880225
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    >>20880172

    because he actually uses the harness?
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:38 No.20880234
    Oh wow not one but TWO Pinkie Pie songs?

    I love this show.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:38 No.20880239
    It was funny at first, but this "female dominated society" thing is being taken a little too serious by some people here.

    Like the way some of you are typing, I imagine you in real life as those gimps in those sex slave hotels. Except really fat.

    Other then that, great show! Really love Spike and Twilight.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:39 No.20880252
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    I like their shots here. Does anyone have High res?
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:39 No.20880253
    >>20880216
    >fappan to Spike
    Theres a pic on paheal that has all the FIM cast being fucked. The artist apparently didnt realize Spikes not a girl. Gave him a vag and everything
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:40 No.20880269
    >>20880196
    i'd like to check out equestria's colloseum to watch some gladiatorial battles

    shit be soo cash
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:40 No.20880270
    >>20880239
    /tg/ looked into it the most, there thread even discusses how that materiality society would affect gender norms in Equstria.

    http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/12416077/
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:40 No.20880276
    >>20880216
    >fluttershy

    fuck you, Applejack X Rainbow Dash is my OTP
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:40 No.20880277
    >>20880252
    I am reminded of early 90's computer games that always had really low res movies so there would be these huge boxes around the image.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:40 No.20880281
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    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:40 No.20880286
    >>20880270
    matriarchal society, what the fuck was I typing.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:41 No.20880289
    >>20880209
    No. Wind Whistler's "personality" was that she was a pony Vulcan

    >>20880185
    My Little Pony G1 was a mixed bag
    Moments that are awesome
    Moments that are hilarious
    Moments that are awesomely or hilariously bad
    And lots of moments that were just plain bad

    SHOO BE DOO is pretty much the worst of it. If you can stomach that, there's no reason not to give the rest a fair shake.
    And as always, if you don't like it, that's cool too.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:41 No.20880290
    >>20880239
    It's just fun to read way too much into everything in a little girl's cartoon. And gender roles seem to be the most ripe for the picking; that or Celestia being secretly evil.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:41 No.20880300
    >>20880276
    Clearly Fluttershy is just a toy Dash and Applejack use when they are bored.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:42 No.20880313
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    >>20880216
    Edited the pic slightly.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:42 No.20880315
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    look at these classy ass ponies.
    Of course this is all in Rarity's head...
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:42 No.20880325
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    >>20880216
    goddamn beat me to it. well i still need to write it out.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:42 No.20880326
    >>20880290
    I wonder if anyone told Lauren that Celestia comes off as an evil troll
    which reminds me, Die Hard in a Pony is coming back this weekend for more awesoem storyboarding sessions. apparently livestream was giving him shit for playing movies
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:42 No.20880330
    >>20880216
    >file deleted

    WTF?
    >> Forward 2.0 !!pbL8zEzJEl6 10/30/10(Sat)02:43 No.20880334
    >>20880276
    Mine too, but I don't like the idea of Applejack being that guido whore.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:43 No.20880338
    >>20880289
    Nobody talks about G2 or G3

    I think I remember some of G3. It was a terribad Saddle Club wannabe, right?
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:44 No.20880354
    >>20880300
    >>20880276
    Obligatory AppleDash copypasta.

    "The reason Applejack is so adept at grabbing Dash's tail is because during sex she likes to play the strong matriarch, punishing Rainbow Dash for being a naughty pony.

    When Dash takes the lead, Applejack dresses up like a naive young filly who just saw Dash perform with the Wonder Bolts and would do ANYTHING for an autograph."
    >> Jimbo 10/30/10(Sat)02:45 No.20880364
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    >>20880196

    "You. Chariot-boys. Touch one another. Yes, like that; this pleases me."
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:45 No.20880368
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    /co/, I gotta shoo be doo SUPER BAD!
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:45 No.20880369
    >>20880330
    Sorry, it's here: >>20880313
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:45 No.20880373
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    >Good evening, /co/. I'm Rarity, and I'll be hosting tonight's thread.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:45 No.20880377
    >>20880185
    Is there anything redeeming about G1?

    Some of the villains were surprisingly bad ass for an 80s girl cartoon.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:45 No.20880384
    Someone explain to me where Shoo bee doo came from
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:46 No.20880395
    >>20880368
    Well, you can call on baby Lickety Split, who will kill them all for you
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:47 No.20880406
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    >>20880354
    Th....this is awesome!
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:47 No.20880407
    >>20880364
    Now I'm tempted to write porn again-Princess Celestia pleasures herself while watching her guards/her favorite boyponies go at it.

    Anyone got any requests?
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:47 No.20880409
    >>20880384
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4TedkQP_hM

    Enjoy.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:47 No.20880412
    >>20880384
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p45XUXM-TAk
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:47 No.20880414
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    >>20880338
    No one ever talks about G2 for a good reason.

    G3 consisted of a series of direct-to-video specials.
    They weren't.. entirely terrible.
    >> Forward 2.0 !!pbL8zEzJEl6 10/30/10(Sat)02:47 No.20880415
    >>20880384
    Oh god, bracing.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:48 No.20880427
    >>20880377
    The villains were the only ones that were allowed character development, is the problem.

    On that note, I really hope Nightmare Moon returns at some point, if only from Princess Luna hulking out.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:48 No.20880429
    >>20880384

    Go watch Rescue from Midnight Castle
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:49 No.20880436
    I humbly request that you ponies post all the recent pictures, drawings and macros from the show.
    Couldn't save them from the last two threads thanks.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:50 No.20880448
    >>20880384
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4TedkQP_hM educate yourself
    Anyone got a link to the video where baby lickety split accidentilly almost kills all the baby sea ponies?
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:50 No.20880451
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    >So go on! All of Equestria is just dying to hear the latest gossip and speculation.

    Is it true that you are in fact Angels seeking to be reunited with Adam and to initiate Third Impact that will wipe mankind out of existence?
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:50 No.20880453
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    I may be reading into this too much, but doesn't it look like Twilight Sparkle and nephew fancypants have similar cutie marks?
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:50 No.20880459
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    >>20880436
    That's a pretty tall order, buddy. A lot of the drawfag pictures are also posted in the +thread, though.

    http://plus4chan.org/b/co/res/98088.html
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:51 No.20880462
    /r/ing two male ponies locked in glorious gladiatorial battle while celestia and all of ponyville cheer on
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:51 No.20880466
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    >>20880436
    Most of the drawings are archived in the +/co/ thread

    >>20880448
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgMSpPpvHOU&fmt=34
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:51 No.20880468
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    I heard you like pony poots.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:51 No.20880470
    >>20880448
    That would be this episode:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgMSpPpvHOU&fmt=34
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:51 No.20880473
    >>20880436
    A bunch gets put on the plus co thread http://plus4chan.org/b/co/res/98088.html
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:51 No.20880475
    Hey Foals,
    My name is Rainbow Dash, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are slow, retarded, no-wings who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass girl cartoons. You are everything bad in Equestria. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any friendship sparkles? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of ponies because of your own lack of a cutie mark, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
    Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was almost captain of the shadowbolts, and starter on my weather clearing team. What do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn ponies on paheal"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot bottom bitch (She just ate me out; Shit was SO dash). You are all male ponies who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
    Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

    can anyone come up with something to replace the facebook line?
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:53 No.20880493
    >>20880436
    Do you have any idea how much that is? As quoted in the thread that occurred as the episode was airing.

    "Pinkie Pie has been on screen for two minutes and I have nearly 100 reaction images."
    >> Forward 2.0 !!pbL8zEzJEl6 10/30/10(Sat)02:53 No.20880498
    >>20880453
    Do we have to repost the "Twilight is the messiah" theory?
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:54 No.20880501
    >>20880466
    My God, the Shoo Bee Doo returns
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:54 No.20880509
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    >>20880475

    >Shit was SO dash
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:55 No.20880525
    >>20880453
    Only very slightly. TS has a six-pointed star; Nephew has an eight-pointed star made out of two four-pointed ones.

    So not really. But if you really want to ship them over that, people have ignored things that make a whole more less sense than mine.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:55 No.20880527
    >>20880498
    More along the lines of Rarity is gay for Twilight

    Also my theory that Twilight is actually being groomed as Celestia's successor
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:55 No.20880535
    >>20880493
    >>20880466
    >>20880459

    Ah, didn't realize there were soo much from third episode.
    Thanks everypony!
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:57 No.20880558
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    Oh my! Hello, Ladies~
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:57 No.20880561
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    my next goal is to somehow shoop pinkie sitting on the buzzzzard with this reaction face
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:57 No.20880570
    >>20880527
    >Twilight is being groomed as the vessel for Celestia to transfer her spirit into when her ancient body finally gives out.

    You know it be true.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:57 No.20880571
    >>20880466
    If all of G1 is like this, then this shit is baaaaaaaaad
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:57 No.20880573
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    :3
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:58 No.20880580
    >>20880364
    Now SHOO-BE-DOO.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:58 No.20880585
    >>20880525
    I don't think anyone's suggesting shipping. They're suggesting that Twilight is more related to Celestia than we know. Basically, she's pony-Jesus.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:58 No.20880588
    >>20880571
    Actually, this is one of the better episodes, though I'll admit it doesn't pick up until parts 2 and 3
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:58 No.20880591
    >>20880475
    This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook

    could be

    this is even worse than jerking off to fantasy princes.
    >> Jimbo 10/30/10(Sat)02:58 No.20880592
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    >>20880407

    Two chariot boys who find love even in the worst of circumstances, forbidden to speak or interact in public

    SHOO BE DOO
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)02:58 No.20880598
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    >>20880558
    I'm the only one of the board who will get this.
    You're still great Agares-chan.
    >> Forward 2.0 !!pbL8zEzJEl6 10/30/10(Sat)02:59 No.20880604
    >>20880527
    Exactly. Twilight, time between day and night. Twilight Twinkle/Sparkle, as in stars, the other celestial body alongside the sun and moon. Groomed by Celestia, but her magic is bound up in Nightmare Moon now. Got a tiara instead of a necklace from the Elements of Harmony. Shows abilities beyond the ken of typical unicorns.

    Twilight Sparkle is going to take the place of both Celestia and Luna as Equestria's only reigning goddess, uniting day and night in harmony.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)03:01 No.20880624
    >>20880585
    Dont you mean Twilight Sparklechrist?
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)03:01 No.20880626
    updated. the only thing that seems off now is the straight A's remark

    Hey Foals,
    My name is Rainbow Dash, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are slow, retarded, earth ponies who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass girl cartoons. You are everything bad in Equestria. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any friendship sparkles? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of ponies because of your own lack of a cutie mark, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than schlicking to fantasies about unicorn princes.
    Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was almost captain of the shadowbolts, and starter on my weather clearing team. What do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn ponies on paheal"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot bottom bitch (She just ate me out; Shit was SO dash). You are all male ponies who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
    Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)03:02 No.20880643
    >>20880466

    I haven't gotten far in that video, but holy shit, the original My Little Pony was a poorly done cartoon. And yet completely insane.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)03:02 No.20880652
    >>20880604
    But Twilight will lose her personality in the process! This is something the pony girls cant let happen! I cans ee it now, a teary dramatic scene with the ponies begging for Twilight Sparklechrist to revert back to her old self and somewhere along the way Spike sacrifices himself for this to happen
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)03:03 No.20880664
    >>20880525

    Well I'm not going to ship them, per se, but I'd like to think that maybe they're related. Like Twilight Sparkle is Princess Celestia's daughter which is why Celestia pays so much attention to Twilight. That would also explain those random powers Twilight seems to be developing.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)03:04 No.20880675
    >>20880626
    I always get top scores?
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)03:04 No.20880679
    >>20880604
    Twilight Sparkle will discover the depth of Celestia's corruption. Nightmare Moon will sacrifice herself so Twlight has a chance against the insane goddess, once she defeats her, by performing a fusion with her five best friends into The Little Pony she will absorb Celestias powers, and control all of Equestria, but the power will be too great for her, so she will distribute it amongst her five grand generals and together they will rule the world with hooves of iron and magic.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)03:04 No.20880688
    >>20880626
    This is beautiful.

    Latest ep shows that Rainbow Dash is a bit of a bitch. Finally, characters with personality flaws!

    ...we all know that Rainbow Dash secretly writes Wonderbolts fanfiction.

    Slash fanfiction.

    With her self-insert.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)03:04 No.20880690
    >>20880626
    I get straight A's

    can be

    I can clear the sky in ten seconds flat
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)03:04 No.20880691
    >>20880664
    I used to think she was NMM's daughter before episode 2 came out
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)03:05 No.20880701
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    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)03:06 No.20880717
    >>20880691
    I just assumed they were the same person. With NMM being all the evil that took her over.
    >> Forward 2.0 !!pbL8zEzJEl6 10/30/10(Sat)03:07 No.20880735
    >>20880688
    This also makes too much sense.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)03:08 No.20880746
    >>20880592
    It'll be just a vignette, after they're shut away for the night.

    You okay with that?
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)03:08 No.20880749
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    and not a single fuck was given that day
    this image is perfect for it
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)03:08 No.20880752
    >>20880688
    But at least 1 Wonderbolt member is male. Notice the snouts.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)03:09 No.20880760
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    >>20880688
    W-...what? I don't do that. D-Don't be crazy!
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)03:09 No.20880765
    >>20880752
    Just the one, unless there are more members that we haven't seen
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)03:09 No.20880768
    >>20880752
    Not a problem, you'd be surprised how many slash fangirls are lesbians.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)03:09 No.20880772
    >>20880749

    someone do it
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)03:10 No.20880786
    >>20880760
    Read it in her voice, which reminds me her voice is familiar. Who is the VA?
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)03:12 No.20880814
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    >>20880786
    Hansel in the dub, not even joking.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)03:12 No.20880819
    >>20880786
    "Ashleigh Ball", who is known for absolutely fuck-all.

    These could be the roles that make her career (she voices Applejack, too)
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)03:12 No.20880820
    >>20880453
    very good eyesight there my friend.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)03:13 No.20880828
    dash is still my number 1, bitchiness and all.

    and the benny hill remix was fucking awesome in ep.3
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)03:13 No.20880830
    >>20880819
    That must make the AppleDash sex scenes awkward to voice.
    >> Jimbo 10/30/10(Sat)03:14 No.20880847
    >>20880746

    ALSDASDKFJFGL

    I would weep to see it. And cry, in my joy, SHOO BE DOO!
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)03:14 No.20880851
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    Considering Spike is all 'ewww girly things' in this episode but secretly wants to go to the gala too, it just confirms my theory that he's meant to be the male viewpoint character.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)03:14 No.20880852
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    ok here it is in full force, final edit of pic and cash

    Hey Foals,
    My name is Rainbow Dash, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are slow, retarded, earth ponies who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass girl cartoons. You are everything bad in Equestria. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any friendship sparkles? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of ponies because of your own lack of a cutie mark, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than schlicking to fantasies about unicorn princes.
    Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was almost captain of the shadowbolts, and starter on my weather clearing team. What do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn ponies on paheal"? I also get straight ponies to go gay for me, and have a banging hot bottom bitch (She just ate me out; Shit was SO dash). You are all male ponies who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
    Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)03:15 No.20880864
    >>20880828
    It adds to her character.
    >> !bgREVLN8FU 10/30/10(Sat)03:15 No.20880868
    >>20880830
    Not really. During some sessions, Rainbow Dash could start doing a flawless impersonation of Applejack, thus fulfilling Applejack's under-developed fetish of having sex with her own twin sister.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)03:15 No.20880873
    >>20880830
    If hentai is anything to go by you just squel and breath heavily. sounds fake as all hell and they know it
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)03:16 No.20880878
    Fuck candy vag, if I want to taste candy, I'd eat candy. If I'm going to eat some horse pussy, I wanna taste some fucking horse pussy. Like it should taste, sweet and tangy.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)03:16 No.20880880
    >>20880851
    He is /co/
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)03:16 No.20880881
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    >>20880851
    Indeed.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)03:16 No.20880884
    >>20880749
    I wish I could find a better macro builder than ICHC. Roflbot has its watermark, and ICHC trims the ever-loving fuck outta stuff.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)03:17 No.20880907
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    >>20880852
    >> T͞͠ú̶̷r͏p͡͝i͢͢n̕̕͜ G̢̡í̵̢ra͘r̷̨̛d 10/30/10(Sat)03:19 No.20880932
    bitches don't know about memegenerator
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)03:19 No.20880934
    >>20880880
    Completely.

    Also, anyone else notice him hungry for gemstones? Is that a callback to G1 or just giving him some interesting biological traits?
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)03:19 No.20880951
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    >>20880852
    >cash dash
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)03:20 No.20880956
    >>20880934
    It's a pretty common dragon lore thing, not just something from My Little Pony. Can't remember if it was included in G1 though.
    >> !bgREVLN8FU 10/30/10(Sat)03:20 No.20880958
    >>20880934
    Probably both.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)03:20 No.20880960
    >>20880884

    Picasa 3 works well enough
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)03:20 No.20880969
    >>20880934
    Admittedly, there's still a few episodes of G1 I haven't watched yet (can't fucking find Pony Puppy in english ANYWHERE), but I don't recall anything about him eating gemstones.

    Rarity best watch her bling, though.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)03:23 No.20881014
    >>20880956
    In that case there's definitely some fantasy nerds writing this.

    Excellent.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)03:23 No.20881016
    >>20880969 can't fucking find Pony Puppy in english ANYWHERE

    Aaaand, guess what first result for Pony Puppy on google is.
    Clearly I need to get some sleep already.

    (also, since I'm going to bed, someone else cap this thread when the time comes and post it on +4 so I can add it to the wall tomorrow)
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)03:24 No.20881027
    >>20881014
    Funnily enough, the G1 cartoon was made by the same people as the Dungeons & Dragons cartoon. It kinda shows at times.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)03:25 No.20881051
    >>20881027
    Well the same company that owns DnD owns MLP
    >> Jimbo 10/30/10(Sat)03:26 No.20881060
    >>200880969

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L78totGGYds

    That Pony Puppy, bro?

    (PS, to the anon who might be writing a vignette; lemme know if you have any prompts, I am glad to return the favor.)
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)03:28 No.20881106
    >>20881051
    And Hub is owned by Hasbro

    Makes me wonder if they'll start showing the D&D cartoon at some point.

    Or even making a new one!
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)03:29 No.20881116
    >>20881060
    Celestia walks in on the two stallions getting it on.

    "...continue."
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)03:29 No.20881118
    >>20881106
    I just realized something... Celestia and the Dungeon Master are both masterful trolls. I'm sure there's some sort of connection there.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)03:31 No.20881128
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    >>20881106
    Mentioned this in an early thread, but my current DnD game's plot is directly stolen from Friendship is Magic, my players just encountered The Nightmare (Nightmare Moon) for the first time. I'm waiting to see how long it takes them to catch on.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)03:31 No.20881139
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    >>20880749
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)03:33 No.20881167
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    Fuck, so I was out at a Halloween party tonight, got drunker than I meant to, and came home to go to sleep, but then spent 3 hours talking about ponies.

    Best fucking Friday ever.
    >> Panty !p0sT.EuWW2 10/30/10(Sat)03:35 No.20881195
    Needs more reaction images and a new thread.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)03:36 No.20881211
    >>20881167
    Love all the reactions
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)03:36 No.20881214
    >>20881195
    Don't make one yet - we can let this thread fall a bit before jumping back to the front page.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)03:37 No.20881220
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    Pony society confirmed for capitalism.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)03:37 No.20881225
    >>20881195
    we're only at 270 posts, though. It's pretty much tradition at this point to get the thread to 300+
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)03:37 No.20881240
    >>20881195
    This one isn't autosaging yet. It's still good for another 100 replies.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)03:37 No.20881241
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    Off to bed I go, I'll look for this thread on the wall of friendship when I get up,

    PEACE OUT NEIGHGERS!
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)03:38 No.20881251
    >>20881195
    >new thread

    Still on Page 0.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)03:39 No.20881266
    >>20880847
    Gotcha. Mind you, this ain't canon for me; I prefer to think that MLP is generally positive aside from Celestria being a massive troll.


    Patience. Heads bowed, the pegasi doffed their armor and helmets, relinquishing their boots and followed Steelbit to their cell. The door shut, and for the first time in sixteen hours, Belt and Bridle were alone.

    With a patience born of experience, the pair listened quietly, until the padding of hooves faded to nothing. Then, and only then, did Belt give in to the urge to sigh and nuzzle his compatriot.
    "Steelbit's gone, then?"
    "Aye. We can speak, at least until morning."
    At this, Bridle nickered, running his muzzle down Belt's neck, stepping forward and rubbing his chest against his partner's. Both were muscular, as fate-and the taste of the Princess-dictated. Time spent in harness had bound them together as indelibly as their namesakes, given time to stay together, speaking-insofar as they were allowed-only briefly to others. Circumstances had forged friendship, proximity had tempered lust, and time, honed love.

    The cell was pleasant, as prisons went. The stone was smooth and clean, the straw fresh every day, every day of good behavior rewarded with an apple-inevitably shared. After their repast, however...
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)03:40 No.20881285
    >>20881220
    are you sure? the Aztec traded gold for stuff but they didn't have a capitalist society they just bartered the shit because everything is made out of it. seriously according to one archeologist 90% of the stuff they had was made of gold.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)03:41 No.20881303
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    >>20881266
    >Forbidden slave pony male on male love

    Why is /co/ the best fucking board in the world?
    >> Jimbo 10/30/10(Sat)03:42 No.20881328
    >>20881266

    OMGAAAAAHHHHH LOVE. THANK YOU. RIGHT-CLICK-SAVED, MOFOS!

    Were you the one who made a request earlier? I am happy to fill that one - and now I have the perfect idea for it. BTW, love the names for them, SO cute!
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)03:43 No.20881342
    >>20881128
    She really a Nightmare?

    >>20881106
    I'd hate to see a new one based on 4e...

    Always wanted to see G.I.Joe like DnD action figures. It's kinda unlikely, but at least Edmund's figure from the second Narnia move looks a lot like Eric from the D&D cartoon.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)03:44 No.20881366
    >>20881220

    Even the Soviet Union had the ruble. You can have communism with money, and you can have capitalism without money. It's a matter of how economic production is organized.

    Although that does confirm that Ponyville isn't the pure utopian/primitive communism of everyone sharing whatever they have.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)03:46 No.20881394
    >>20881303
    Because /co/ is love is friendship is magic.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)03:47 No.20881409
    >>20881285
    ...What kind of society did the Aztecs have?
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)03:48 No.20881419
    >>20881366
    Also confirms that Applejack's farm is a family business.
    >> Piffle Nikolai !BdFR220B9. 10/30/10(Sat)03:48 No.20881420
    Are these from a show or what?
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)03:48 No.20881423
    >>20881409
    a golden one.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)03:49 No.20881432
    >>20881266
    Belt whickered as Bridle took his member into his mouth.

    The first time had been nigh-coincidence. A day off, a morning wakening stiff from hazy, half-remembered dreams...and what came naturally, came naturally. They'd switched, sampled, tried each other every way that presented itself, and finally settled into routine-pleasant, predictable, a solid fact in unpredictable lives.

    As Bridle's tongue caressed him, Belt resisted the urge to thrust, groaning lowly as Bridle slowly took him in. Gentle teeth just barely marked his shaft, and Bridle snorted, panting slowly.

    "A-alright, Bridle. I'm ready."
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)03:50 No.20881447
    >>20881423
    Zing!

    Walked right into this one...grumble grumble...
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)03:50 No.20881449
    >>20881420
    Yes, they're from the new My Little Pony cartoon, Friendship is Magic.

    Just look it up on YouTube if you're intrigued.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)03:51 No.20881459
    >>20881285
    Yes, but these are minted coins, not everyday goods. Coins denote currency.

    Plus, Applejack says "Heck, with all that money, we could do a heap of fixin' up around here." Keyword: money.

    Granted, the presence of a monetary system doesn't necessarily mean that capitalism exists, but Applejack's opening of an apple vending stand at the gala is a fine display of entrepreneurial spirit, one which would make Adam Smith proud. Equestria seems to operate on some form of proto-capitalism at least.
    >> Ruby baby or Gloomyoversoul 10/30/10(Sat)03:51 No.20881464
    >>20881285
    And thus, they didn't trade stuff for gold. It was not a currency for them. It was not even precious to them, as you point out it was fairly common and dedicated to religous stuff
    They used CACAO for money, along with salt and other stuff.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)03:51 No.20881466
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    >>20881432
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)03:53 No.20881486
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    >People talk about Appledash
    >I'm pretty sure I invented that name.
    >Nobody posts the Appledash picture I requested from the awesome pony artist.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)03:53 No.20881491
    >>20881466
    Twilight, you know you're schlicking to this.

    End the fapfic with Celestia watching the whole thing and pleasuring herself.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)03:53 No.20881494
    >>20881409

    Gold was simply a shiny metal to them, although it had certain value it can hardly be called their currency.

    Their most appreciated currency was chocolate seeds.

    Europe on the hand, had a very different value concept for gold...
    >> Jimbo 10/30/10(Sat)03:55 No.20881511
    >>20881116
    >>20881266

    And now time for some fic of my own! Similarly, I like to think Ponyland is a happy nicenice place, but … well, see for yourself. My reasoning can get stretched pretty thin without a lot of canon to go on.


    “Ah – ah, yes, please, there, just there.”

    Princess Celestia paused as she stepped lightly down the hall, her powerful wings beating once in curiosity before folding tightly to her back. All of the ponies were currently celebrating the Summer Sun Festival in the open courtyard… so what could be going on in there, in one of the furthest-back rooms of her magnificent palace?

    “Yes, please, Velvet, deeper, please!”

    Elegantly pointed ears pricked forward to listen to the dusky voices raised in sharp, delighted complaint. She stepped silently forward, her armored hooves silent on the tiled floor. Not that it mattered; the pair inside were making enough noise to drown her out even if she should choose to enter in the splendor that she was accustomed to.

    And why shouldn’t she? She WAS the princess, after all.

    “What is this?” She asked simply, her voice commanding as she stepped into the room, her wings fanning out in a magnificent display of snowy-white feathers, her eyes dark and unreadable as she took in the scene before her.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)03:55 No.20881513
    Tonight's topic: Equestria's economic system, and its ramifications for equine society as a whole.
    >> Forward 2.0 !!pbL8zEzJEl6 10/30/10(Sat)03:56 No.20881528
    >>20881486
    I remember using it without purposefully referencing anyone else, but that doesn't mean no one thought of it before me in a thread I wasn't in.

    It's just a natural portmanteau.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)03:57 No.20881534
    >>20881494
    No, OK, I got that, but if it was not capitalism, what was it then? I don't know a lot about this kinda stuff.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)03:58 No.20881545
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    >>20881513
    Fucking MLP.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)03:59 No.20881550
    >>20881534
    Pretty sure it was capitalism basically, they just had really different systems of measuring numbers and maths and such because they had such different resources to work with.

    Meso-American civilisations are really interesting to study, they developed so differently from Europe and Asia.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)04:00 No.20881567
    >>20881432
    [Derp. Belt snorted, not Bridle.]

    Bridle drew back, licking the tip of Belt's length, and smiled. "So am I."

    Belt's heart quickened as Bridle turned and knelt, tail lifting. Even after the thousands of times they'd pleasured each other, taken and given willingly, the sight of his partner's upraised tail could still make him lust. Heart beating faster by the second, he stepped forward, settling his forehooves around Bridle's haunches and settled his member, before giving a single, slow thrust.
    Bridle took a slow breath, inching back against his lover, wiggling his rump back bit by bit. Each thrust was met in turn, sinking deeper...until hips pressed, and Bridle arched, pressing back and panting.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)04:00 No.20881571
    >>20881513
    Really, I thought that was settled when I saw those coins and Applejack's talk in the latest episode.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)04:01 No.20881584
    /co/:

    We talking about comics, cartoons, gay pony forbidden slave sex, history, economics, ect.
    >> Ruby baby or Gloomyoversoul 10/30/10(Sat)04:03 No.20881596
    >>20881494
    >>20881550
    Oh?
    What am I withnessing? A studious of our culture in 4chan? Well this is a nice surprise!
    Indeed what you say is correct, very interesting civilizations we had around here.
    A pity they suffered the biggest history genocide ever, i swear the jewwish holocaust doesn't even compare.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)04:03 No.20881603
    Remember that this is, despite all our wishes to the contrary, a cartoon for kids, and will take place in a world that's familiar and identifiable to them as much as it can.

    Then again, you never saw Bob the Builder get paid.
    >> Ruby baby or Gloomyoversoul 10/30/10(Sat)04:04 No.20881610
    >>20881596
    AND in a pony thread of all places.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)04:04 No.20881615
    >>20881603
    He got paid in weed.

    Making sense yet?
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)04:05 No.20881626
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    >>20881550
    Oh, right.

    Well, I'm pretty sure those civilizations'd say there's only one thing to study.

    Pic related.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)04:05 No.20881628
    >>20881571
    Yes, but how deep does it go?

    Do the ponies practice pure capitalism, or is it more of a Keynesian affair? Do they possess a central banking system? Is their currency floating, or is it pegged to the scarcity and demand of precious minerals?

    These questions beg for answers.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)04:06 No.20881633
    >>20881615
    The entire show makes so much more sense now.
    >> Jimbo 10/30/10(Sat)04:09 No.20881656
    >>20881511


    The pair of stallions paused sharply, eyes widening to panicked circles as their princess entered. Such a thing was forbidden, especially among Her Majesties’ own fleet of fliers.

    “Y-Your Majesty!” The stallion on top choked out – Velvet, she remembered abruptly—his armor still on, clanking with each rough jerk into the similarly-colored pony below him. He twisted, as if attempting to bow to her, halted by a sharp, pained cry from below.

    “V-Velvet, no, that- ah!—Your Majesty.” The pony trapped beneath Velvet’s powerful hooves managed to whimper, ears flat against his snowy white fur. No, Celestia corrected herself, more of a cream-color, although right now he seemed to be more of a rosy shade instead. Nimble, she believed it was. Lower-level puller, did well enough with a partner. “Don’t move, that hurts.” He whickered up to Velvet, shifting underneath him, both watching the mare as she slowly crossed the room, circling them.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)04:09 No.20881661
    >>20881534

    Certain forms of capitalism have always existed. Cacao or chocolate was considered currency, nobles and higher members of society had large vaults of cacao and in essence, they were rich.

    It's just the same with our society, although the current capitalism plays with virtual funds to generate interest and trade.

    http://www.allchocolate.com/understanding/history/pre_columbian.aspx
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)04:10 No.20881666
    >>20881596
    At least you had a culture to study, down here in south we just had regular indians, as far as we know.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)04:11 No.20881677
    >>20881528
    You're right. People probably thought of it independently of me. I just got a little freaked out by the idea that I might have started an MLP shipping fandom, but you're totally right; it was probably inevitable.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)04:12 No.20881687
    >>20881656
    Just how much forbidden stallion ass sex is there in the royal palace?
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)04:14 No.20881714
    this thread went to a weird place

    although i guess technically it began in a weird place

    but, yknow

    a weirder one
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)04:16 No.20881746
    >>20881567
    From there, it only became easier. With each thrust, Bridle relaxed; as both fell into the rhythm, the rhythm became all. Chests rose and fell as one, hearts beat faster in time, and the two lovers rapidly approached release. White hips met white rump; blue tails twitched, eyes tightly closed to stave off that final moment.

    Lust, however, would not be denied. With each thrust, each rub against the sweet-spot, Belt and Bridle approached, breathing faster, thrusting faster, beating faster.

    And at just the right moment, Bridle arched back his head, opening his eyes and brushing Belt's sides with his wings.

    Attention caught, Belt looked down into the eyes of his lover, and the moment claimed them.

    With a single groan, a single convulsive move, Belt buried himself, member jerking. Heat flooded Bridle's rear, slicking back and spilling across his loins even as his own member jerked and spent, hot white cum spurting against his upper belly, mouth half open, panting.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)04:17 No.20881759
    >>20880289
    >MLP villains

    I vaguely recall some witches that wanted to make ponyland "dark and dingy" or something.

    Not so sure about the Smooze.
    >> Ruby baby or Gloomyoversoul 10/30/10(Sat)04:18 No.20881770
    >>20881626
    WRONG. Those are the incas, not part of Meso-america. But still very related though.

    >>20881666
    SO! You are from south aerica too? Tought you were a gringo.
    And about the roots, yeah Iguess. But it feels more like a curse, your people's story being one big rape-fest, and since we are the mix between mesoamericans and smapish we have no identity, or just that of a slave, deeply submitted and dominated individual.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)04:19 No.20881788
    >>20881759
    I just checked the "Rescue From Modnight Castle" some brony mentioned. The villains look badass, on the same line as the DnD cartoon.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)04:20 No.20881790
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    >Mfw I'm jumping back and forth between two fapfic of gay cartoon stalions at 4:15 AM instead of sleeping.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)04:23 No.20881829
    >>20881790

    I know what you mean man. Weird.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)04:23 No.20881835
    >>20881790
    OH GOD WHAT HAS THIS SHOW DONE TO ME!
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)04:23 No.20881836
    I think it's new thread time, this one's not bumping anymore.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)04:25 No.20881857
    >>20881836
    Usually we stay in the autosage thread for a bit before moving on. Not that there's likely to be anyone around to complain at 1:30-4:30am
    >> Jimbo 10/30/10(Sat)04:26 No.20881859
    >>20881656

    Princess Celestia, ruler of all of Equestria, slowly stepped across the room, her eyes focused on the pair as they shifted nervously against one another, frozen in their moment of passion. Her wings opened and spread slowly around her, making her ascension to the center of the room all the more elegant. The pair of breathless pullers stood stock-still, their hearts pounding in their ears, terrified to hear her judgment but even more afraid of the silence that preceded it.

    Slowly, completely aware of their attention locked on her, she slid off the four golden horseshoes that decorated her legs, pushing them aside as she fanned her wings out, letting them slide to her sides, hanging almost down to the floor. Thusly prepared, she looked up at the pair, meeting their panicked gazes with her calm one.

    “Continue.”

    Nimble was the first one to answer, the tightness of Velvet still within him making him unable to hold his words for long. “Y-Your Majesty, I – I can- cannot!” He whinnied softly, tossing his head back, his armor glinting in the dim lighting of the room as he struggled to resettle his legs under him. But no resettling would loosen the tightness within him, and a small, strangled cry escaped him with his next gasped breath.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)04:27 No.20881865
    >>20881857
    Yeah, but we should be ready just in case.

    New thread >>20881854

    Feel free to repost everything so the ones just logging on don't miss out on stallion sodomy
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)04:28 No.20881874
    >>20879455
    >Perched precariously on the side of a cliffside, without a single path traversable by hoof. Pegasus ponies can fly there. Unicorns can wink there.
    >Unicorns can wink there.

    ...Twilight Sparkle certainly could, but I'm not sure if all the Unicorns could. I mean if that was true, then why wouldn't she know about being able to do it?
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)04:29 No.20881880
    >>20881746
    From there, the formula remained the same-lick each other clean, rub down with straw, bury the evidence, and bed down, kneeling head-to-head.
    Belt nibbled Bridle's forehead.
    "You clever boy. That was-wonderful. Where did you get the idea?"
    Bridle nuzzled back. "Simple. We spend the entire day looking at each other...except the one time it matters most. I thought...it couldn't hurt, right?"
    His lover smiled.
    "Not at all. I'll have to try it tomorrow, when you top."

    ---

    Eight floors away, a stately form reclined, legs spread, coat damp, magnificient tail matted with her release. Princess Celestia smiled indulgently upon the crystal ball that regaled her with the tales of lust hidden all around her, licking a sticky hoof. Really, if they'd known...but they didn't, and that was what made it truly worthwhile-actors simply wouldn't do.
    With a languid wave of that selfsame hoof and a smile, the crystal ball, sweat, and all other signs of her self-pleasure save a pleasant, fading memory vanished, and the Princess curled, drifting off.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)04:30 No.20881883
    >>20881770
    That's why I said "those civilizations", I remembered Kuzco being Inca!

    I also made this post >>20881666, but I'm mostly asking questions. I got really interested between Emperor's New Groove, Road to El Dorado, the Maztica RPG and Atlantis theories.

    And hey, at least you have some kind of interesting mythology, most indian stories I heard seem to be about dicks or something.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)04:32 No.20881903
    >>20881874
    If you go by what was established in G1, all unicorns can wink. Its just that they're not all very good at it.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)04:35 No.20881925
    >>20881883

    Those movies show as much from the Mesoamerican cultures as the Bible shows about quantum physics.

    Google is thine friend. :p
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)04:35 No.20881927
    Unrelated to the current stallion-lust, but...
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMvkunOnkAM
    >you are now hearing Nightmare Moon singing this
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)04:36 No.20881934
    >>20881865
    >Feel free to repost everything so the ones just logging on don't miss out on stallion sodomy

    Now that's the kinda line that makes me regret spending all night on these threads.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)04:36 No.20881937
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    >>20881596

    Did somebody say jews?
    >> Ruby baby or Gloomyoversoul 10/30/10(Sat)04:40 No.20881977
    >>20881883
    Well mithology is cool and all, but it is unimportant. Cultural identity IS.
    And yeah those movies tell nothing about said cultures.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)04:41 No.20881994
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    >> Jimbo 10/30/10(Sat)04:42 No.20882000
    >>20881880
    ILU, anon. This totally made my night. I hope you are enjoying mine, even though I'm not sure it's you who requested it.

    >>20881859

    “You can’t – c’mon, Nimble, c’mon.” His partner urged him softly, a little uncertain what he was trying to urge him to. Velvet tightened his legs around Nimble’s middle a little tighter, earning a soft gasp from his partner, pushing himself a little deeper inside. They shouldn’t have done this; gods, what a fool he’d been. But the opportunities were so few, with so many eyes around them, always watching; he’d thought the Summer Sun Festival would be distraction enough. Not like the little ponies could help it, though. So many of them only had their country-bred cousins to ogle, with their plow shears and carts dragged behind them. Stallions from the capital, the pride of their gender, looking so muscular and dashing in their burnished gold armor… it was natural that they would get a few looks when they went into town. But here, in the furthest-back rooms of the castle, he had thought they would be safe.

    “I – ca-an’t!” Nimble whickered, his voice similarly low, as if they could conceal anything from the Princess, who stood watching only a few feet away. Her wings had circled even more tightly around her pale body, and had the pair been watching, they would have noticed a faint, deep shudder ripple through her as her primary feathers touched a particularly sensitive place.

    Sensing the Princess’ eyes on him, as burning as if they’d been two hot coals from a dragon’s nest, Velvet pushed sharply into his partner, trying to ignore the sharp, sudden cry, uncertainty mingling with an undeniable desire. “Yes, you can.” He hissed, bringing his mouth down to bite lightly at the back of Nimble’s neck, tugging at his mane, easing hard-won cries from his partner.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)04:46 No.20882045
    >>20882000
    Nope, but I'll read it.

    I think yours could easily be set in MoreOrLessCanon!MLP, whereas mine is definitely set in GrimDark4chan!MLP.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)04:48 No.20882064
    >>20881977
    >>20881925
    Neermind, I said they got me interested. The little I actually learned was from National Geographic and stuff... Architecture (aqueduct systems), mathematics (was it the Mayans who used a system based on dots and lines?), stuff like that.
    >> Ruby baby or Gloomyoversoul 10/30/10(Sat)04:50 No.20882086
    >>20882064
    Indeed. As a matter of fact, the mayans invented the notion of the number zero independently from the arabics
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)04:51 No.20882092
    >>20882064

    Good, good. At least you are using reliable sources to get your knowledge. ;)
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)04:53 No.20882107
    >>20882086
    How was it symbolized? I don't remember much, but I guess 1 line = 4 or 5 dots or something, but I don't remember seeing zero.
    >> Ruby baby or Gloomyoversoul 10/30/10(Sat)04:56 No.20882132
    >>20882107
    One dot= one unit One line=five
    Four lines with 3 dots on top=43
    Zero was completely different, it was like a very decorated egg.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)04:59 No.20882157
    >>20882132
    Oh, cool. Always good to learn alternative systems. You just an enthusiast or an expert, may I ask?
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)05:00 No.20882160
    >>20882132
    but wait...

    if 1 line = 5 units
    and you have 4 lines and 3 dots = 43...
    ...what?
    >> Jimbo 10/30/10(Sat)05:01 No.20882169
    >>20882000

    I hope this thread doesn't die before I finish posting, LOL!

    >>20882045
    Alas! Well, if you have any requests, I am happy to fill those too. I loved your fic very much! <3


    “V-elvet – nngh! – I c-an’t!” Nimble whinnied softly, his trapped tail flicking anxiously against his hip, glancing back at Velvet as he pushed ever deeper into him. It felt so good, but – but he couldn’t just do that in front of the Princess! A particularly deep thrust earned a louder cry from Nimble, head dipping low to hang between his front legs, now held stiffly underneath him. One hind leg lifted, just a few inches, hoping the changed position would loosen the tightness inside of him, to no avail. He couldn’t help the way that he went all tight and nervous when Princess Celestia was around, it was just what happened naturally!

    “I do not believe what I gave you was a recommendation.”
    >> Jimbo 10/30/10(Sat)05:01 No.20882176
    >>20882169

    Velvet glanced up sharply when the princess spoke, her wings still tightly wound around her. Velvet’s face flushed hotly as he realized just where her feathers were reaching, brushing against her tail when they pushed too far, her trembling too weak to be terribly noticeable so far. It was almost impossible to imagine; the Princess, touching herself while he and Nimble fucked? “Princess Celestia, I – I don’t think it will work now. Perhaps – some other –“ He began weakly, knowing to deny her outright was folly. She was not evil, but she was still a Princess, and he was still one of many armored pegasi in her battalion. It would not be difficult to replace him, nor the soft Nimble beneath him. Was this not such a dire situation, he would be able to better appreciate the deathly-tight grip Nimble’s body had on his erection right now. It would have easily finished him off, had Nimble not been whimpering so piteously and the Princess staring at him as icily as she was.

    “I will not be denied, Velvet.” She spoke softly, her voice low and steely, but her next words were cut off by the door opening behind the pair of stallions.

    “Sister?”
    >> Ruby baby or Gloomyoversoul 10/30/10(Sat)05:02 No.20882177
    >>20882157
    Enthusiast, but living in Mexico helps a lot. Studying Pedagogy and being surrounded by a lot of appretiation to my roots also helps.
    And you are from?
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)05:02 No.20882185
    >>20882160
    ...Now that you mention it...
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)05:03 No.20882191
    >>20882176
    Oh, snap!
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)05:04 No.20882197
    Just a heads-up: the arch.413chan.net mirror is having issues. I'm going to run the archive script on my home machine in the interim, but it probably won't be up on the main site until whatever's happening to the server is resolved.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)05:04 No.20882199
    >>20882177
    Brasil.

    Inb4 HUEHUEHEUEHEHEHUE
    >> Ruby baby or Gloomyoversoul 10/30/10(Sat)05:04 No.20882200
    >>20882160
    yeah i fucked up, it would be 23. heh
    >> Ruby baby or Gloomyoversoul 10/30/10(Sat)05:05 No.20882215
    >>20882199
    Well I'd say having the goddamn amazon river is a pride!
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)05:07 No.20882224
    >>20882169
    Boards of Canada. It's great for writing to; since the various songs attempt to inspire specific emotions, they're great for pretty much anything.

    Belt and Bridle was written to Music Is Math, Dandelion, and 1969-but mostly Music is Math. Has a very...not-quite-melancholic feel to it I found perfect for Belt and Bridle's existence.

    Oh, and if you don't like stallion sodomy, don't let that turn you off BoC. They mix some ludicrously good stuff. Daft Punk mixing Dayvan Cowboy or Roygbiv would make my year.
    >> Jimbo 10/30/10(Sat)05:07 No.20882230
    >>20882191

    I wondered if someone would notice that. >:D
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)05:09 No.20882251
    What about this brony? >>20881925
    He seems to be pretty enthusistic about mesoamerican cultures, too.

    >>20882215
    That it is. Probably a big source of headache, too, what with gringos feeling entitled to own it.

    Personally I haven't seem much of it, what with living n the other side of the country. But it looks great on tv. :D
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)05:12 No.20882272
    >>20882197
    Thanks for the warning. Writefags should save their stuff in their computers in case it this 404s.
    >> Jimbo 10/30/10(Sat)05:15 No.20882296
    >>20882176

    Three heads swiveled towards the doorway, freezing in place, as if hoping the darkened room would protect them from the next figure who entered.

    “Sister, the Summer Sun Festival can hardly begin without you, the little ponies are growing …” Luna came to a slow, uncertain halt as her eyes landed on the two interlocked stallions, their chests still heaving despite their stillness. Slowly, her eyes drifted over to her sister, her own feathers settling against her back as she noticed the damp primaries brushing lightly between her sister’s legs.

    “What is going on?” She whispered her voice low and uncertain, darting from the stallions to her sister, even more deeply confused at how calm her sister seemed to be about this. “What is this?” She demanded, a little more harshly, one long, elegant leg striking the stone floor to emphasize her point.

    Princess Celestia watched her sister silently for a moment, then gave one nod with her horn, sending the door behind Luna closing. “I hardly imagine it can be much else, little sister.” She said blandly, as blandly as one could with one’s feathers brushing against one’s unmentionables. “You are welcome to join, Luna.” She inclined her head gracefully, indicating the spot next to her, her eyes returning to the stallions.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)05:16 No.20882302
    >>20882272
    Always good advice. Thankfully, though, it seems whatever the issue was this time has already been resolved; the mirror is back up and running.
    >> Jimbo 10/30/10(Sat)05:24 No.20882384
    >>20882296

    “Join… you are watching them – mate!?” Luna gaped, blue eyes fluttering wide, looking over the two stallions more closely, making Nimble squirm and attempt to hide between Velvet’s legs. (This worked out as well as could be expected.) “You – it is forbidden!”

    “It is as forbidden as males mating – which is to say, it is not exactly codified. More of an ‘unwritten’ rule. I have not punished them, merely requested that I be allowed to watch as they finish.” Princess Celestia said smoothly, her eyes focusing on her little sister. Not so little, now; almost as tall as her, with a rebellious streak as wide as Equestria was long. “It pleases me. It will please you too, I am certain; they make the most delightful noises when they are fucking one another.”

    “You – No!” Luna spat, rearing onto her hind legs, bringing the front two down sharply, ears flat behind her crown. “I demand you stop this! Right now!”
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)05:26 No.20882401
    >>20882251

    Also, I loled when I saw the latest Indiana Jones movie.

    Pancho Villa speaking Quechua. Wut?

    Also, there was a movie that portrayed Aztec pyramids in Costa Rica.
    >> Jimbo 10/30/10(Sat)05:29 No.20882437
    >>20882384

    “Little sister, we are co-rulers. I’m certain this is a difficult concept for you to understand, but it means that you have no more power over me than I do you. I didn’t punish you when you threw that hissy-fit about the little ponies sleeping through your night, did I?” Celestia explained in her oh-so-patient voice, more than a little condescending, as her eyes drifted back to the interlocked pair. Velvet was trying to pull out of Nimble now, earning sharp, helpless squeaks from his partner as his hardness brushed between his legs. One long, stiff primary feather brushed between Celestia’s hind legs, eliciting a long shiver as it stroked her particularly exquisitely.

    Luna’s eyes burned brightly with anger, her tail lashing. “I hardly think one can equate – THIS with being upset about the little ponies!” She whinnied, rearing onto her hind legs, pawing the air. “Do not make me fight you, sister!”

    This garnered Celestia’s attention – and it took something mighty powerful to do that, especially when she was about to order the two to press back together. “Fight me? Please.”
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)05:31 No.20882452
    >>20882437
    This is getting epic
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)05:33 No.20882472
    >>20882401
    What, is Quechua from down south?

    Now that you mention it, I guess there was a ruined temple in a Jurassic Park game for Mega Drive. (Pretty sure it was on an island)
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)05:33 No.20882474
    >>20882437
    I have Fragments of Sorrow on, appropriately enough.

    This is gonna be great.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)05:35 No.20882487
    >>20882472

    Qechua is from the Andes in South America, waaaayyy much more to the south from Mexico.
    >> Jimbo 10/30/10(Sat)05:35 No.20882489
    >>20882437

    Thanks guys! Heh, I ... I do not know how this went from mindless fapfic to epic battle tale, but ah well! Hope you're enjoying it!

    “If you insist!” Luna whinnied as she charged her sister, armored hooves ringing against the floor as she lowered her horned head, charging into battle. Celestia side-stepped hastily, eyes widening angrily as her wings fanned her to safety a few feet away.

    “Bratling, do not tempt me. You would risk your crown over these two – chariot-pullers?”

    “I only risk my crown if I lose.” Luna spat, circling at the far side of the room, pawing the ground with one hoof as she galloped towards her sister once more. “And I will not lose!” She whinnied, leaping into the air as the two winged unicorns collided at last, bodies slamming into one another with a dull thud as their horns crashed together, ringing sibilantly through the air.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)05:37 No.20882512
    And this is why Nightmare Moon is so pissed, Celestia is a fucking slash fangirl too busy schlicking over the staff to do anything useful.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)05:39 No.20882530
    >>20882512
    AND a troll, never forget.
    >> Jimbo 10/30/10(Sat)05:44 No.20882585
    >>20882489

    Unicorn’s horns are not made of bone, although they may appear to be so at first glance. For does bone sing, when striking its match? The battle was almost beautiful, the two sisters seeming to dance through the room, their horns meeting in a spectacular, ringing noise, too high to be heard precisely but sharp enough to bring tears to the eyes of any witness.

    “Sister, you cannot – nngh! – win!” Celestia cried, her forelegs kicking out, driving her sister back just before she crashed into the elaborately carved table behind her. Swinging her head sharply, she slashed her horn across her body, missing her sister’s dark-colored skin by mere inches.

    “If I cannot win, then why are you trying so hard?” Luna mocked, dancing back on her hind legs, a powerful sweep of her wings guiding her out of her sister’s reach, her forelegs held up over her belly protectively. “You know you cannot hope to justify this. Even if you win this battle, you cannot undo what I have seen. What I have known, if I had opened my eyes to see it.” Luna cursed, ears flat and eyes narrowed in anger, galloping forward to leap into battle once more. She rammed into Celestia, their forelegs and horns locking, struggling for superiority, bodies trembling from the effort.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)05:45 No.20882590
    >>20882512
    >>20882530
    "Troll sister. Troll student. Troll EVERYONE. Schlick to forbidden stallion lust.

    Damn it feels good to be a gangster."

    Pity we won't ever get the perfect Celestia batshit grin to make that into a macro.
    >> Jimbo 10/30/10(Sat)05:51 No.20882640
    >>20882585

    “I will not have to justify it,” Celestia said softly, something unreadable shining in her eye as she kicked her sister back with a sudden show of force, “if there are no witnesses to incriminate me.” Luna landed hard against the stone-tiled floor, a sharp cry escaping her as her wing crumpled under her. Weakly, she tried to roll to her feet, her wing screaming in pain, but it was no use; even as she looked up, blue eyes wide, her sister had lowered her horn towards her.

    “Luna, Princess of Equestria, you have been found lacking of worth. I, Princess Cel- ugh!” She spat, suddenly pushed out of place, slender legs buckling under her.

    “Release the princess!” Velvet whinnied as he kicked at Princess Celestia, knocking her off-balance.
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    >>20882590
    I don't think this works... does it?
    >> Jimbo 10/30/10(Sat)05:55 No.20882672
    >>20882640

    “Rebellious knave!” Princess Celestia roared, rearing onto her hind legs as she skittered to the side, defending herself with sharp little kicks. But the blue-on-white stallion had no desire to pursue her; instead, he stepped back, placing himself squarely between the light and dark princesses.

    “I will allow no harm to come to my Princess!” Velvet whinnied, wings beating the air furiously.

    “My life for my Princess!” Nimble agreed, his legs kicking at the air, trying to fend off any oncoming attacks.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)06:00 No.20882706
    >>20882658
    Sadly, no.

    I'd probably need a custom pic about 500x500.
    >> Jimbo 10/30/10(Sat)06:04 No.20882734
    >>20882672

    Princess Celestia’s eyes danced angrily over the pair, temporarily stunned by the sight of her two-previously subservient stallions now lowering their heads against her, their hilariously-flat foreheads no match for her long, elegant horn. “You idiots, I’M your Princess as well!” She finally spat, eyes narrowed, enraged, as they darted from the two stallions to her sister.

    Luna stood up shakily, her crumpled and useless wing now hanging limply at her side. She was silent for a moment, her eyes locked on her sister’s, before she spoke softly. “Have we come to such an impasse, sister? Can you no longer understand how the kingdom is to be run?”

    “How YOU think the kingdom should be run is hardly the same as how it is meant to be run.” Celestia hissed, embarrassed to realize that she was breathing a little hard, her magnificent mane out of place and ruffled from their fight. “I will not allow you to take over my kingdom and rule it in constant darkness.”
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)06:10 No.20882779
    >>20882734
    Can already see how this ends.

    Princess Luna gets banished to the moon. With the stallions for company.
    >> Jimbo 10/30/10(Sat)06:10 No.20882783
    >>20882734

    Luna sighed softly, turning her long, elegant neck to regard her own crumpled wing, then the two brave stallions in front of her, defending her from her sister even when it would surely spell their own deaths. For what could any common pegasus hope for, when fighting a winged unicorn? “Oh, sister.” She breathed, her eyes slowly returning to hers, her blue eyes sad where they met Celestia’s hard, angry pair. “Have you fooled yourself so deeply that that is what you believe? I may be rash, but –”

    Princess Celestia’s eyes remained narrowed, and pawed one hoof against the ground, the sound hollow in the suddenly empty room. “That may be what you deny wanting, but I know you too well to expect you to admit it.”

    Luna sighed softly, and slowly hung her head, her horn dipping to where it was equal with her chest, resigned. The two stallions looked back at their princess, matching sets of eyes dark with distress. “And I know you too well to expect you to give up, sister.”
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)06:14 No.20882800
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    > it's 6 in the fucking morning.
    > midterm assignments up the wazoo.
    > I haven't slept in over 24 hours.
    > I'm sleepy as fuck.
    > but here I am, spamming the refresh button, because I want to finish reading fanfiction about magic Fucking PONIES.

    > MY. FACE. WHEN.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)06:18 No.20882821
    Dunno if any of you like KH, but this is what I've been listening to the entire time.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhdlCRXX6dw

    Go nuts.
    >> Jimbo 10/30/10(Sat)06:18 No.20882824
    >>20882783

    Princess Celestia eyed her sister silently, her wings folding close to her body, a light-colored imitation of her own sister’s broken and limp pair. Softly, she began to speak, her eyes half-lidding as her chanting melted into a more sing-song tone. “Equus, euuisti, revocans ad lunus…”

    Luna glanced down to the two pegasi stallions in front of her, her eyes dark. “You do not have to do this. There is a window – it would be easy to escape, to flee to some far-off countryside. You will have enough time while she is finishing the incantation.”

    “We will not leave you, Princess.” Nimble whispered, but even as he spoke, he pressed tight against Velvet’s side, trying to hide his trembling in his partner’s soft, downy fur.
    “We are your guardians, for as long as you need us.” Velvet agreed, his voice soft as he folded one wing over his partner’s back, gathering him as closely as he could as he trembled. He would never speak the words out loud, refusing to embarrass Nimble in his last moments on Equestria, but how he longed to whisper his soothing words to his mate. It will be all right, little one. I will protect you, always.

    Luna smiled gently, and moved a little closer, her good wing spreading to cover the pair, gathering them against her own, dark-skinned side as her sister’s chanting began to grow in volume and urgency.
    >> Jimbo 10/30/10(Sat)06:28 No.20882880
    >>20882824

    Princess Celestia took a deep breath, finishing the final line of the spell in a powerful, sharp whinny, rising onto her back legs to paw at the air. She almost didn’t think it would work; the ancient magic was so untested, so unknown. Who was to even know if it would work? But as her eyes opened, she sighted the dim lights that circled the trio, now huddled against her sister’s hunched wing. They had been faint in the beginning, but now they blazed brightly, a myriad of colors surrounding her accursed sister and regicidal assistants.

    But as she was about to speak the last word, Luna broke in sharply, her crumpled form straightening abruptly as her chest thrust out, noble in her broken state. “The rainbow of darkness that darkness sends - now begin the night that never ends!” She whinnied, her one wing extending to touch the lighted circle. A sharp cry escaped her, but just when Princess Celestia was beginning to think her spell had worked and her sister would be destroyed, the colors of the circle shifted, slightly. The blue became too dark, the red darkened to umber, the color of rusted blood. Something … WRONG was happening to the rainbow.

    “No!” She shrieked, wings opening wide, as if trying to fan off the ‘bad’ colors from her spell. “I will not allow it!” She whinnied, kicking at the air as the circle became bright, too bright. She could hear her sister’s horn singing through the blinding light, though no horn was lain against it, the sound so hauntingly beautiful that she could not stop the tears from streaming down her cheeks. “No!” She howled, her words lost to the sudden roar that filled the room, erasing all.
    >> Jimbo 10/30/10(Sat)06:33 No.20882913
    >>20882880

    “And they say that on the longest day of the thousandth year, the stars will aid in her escape.”

    “That’s just an old pony’s tale, Twilight Sparkle!” Spike chirped brightly from where he bent over the pile of books that the unicorn had just upturned. As he worked to straighten them, he called over his shoulder to her, not terribly concerned by whatever it was that so concerned her. “Princess Celestia said that you didn’t have to worry about it, remember? The Mare in the Moon’s just an old story.”

    “I know.” Twilight Sparkle murmured to herself, her eyes traveling to the window, gazing up into the night sky. It seemed that her eyes were drawn there, more often than not, lately. “I just can’t shake this feeling. Something MUST be going on, something Princess Celestia doesn’t even know about.” She whispered, eyes wide as they drank in the night sky, especially the moon and the bright stars surrounding it. “I just wish I knew what it was.”
    >> Jimbo 10/30/10(Sat)06:40 No.20882954
    >>20882880

    ALTERNATE ENDING:

    “Velvet, would you mind opening that windowshade for me?”

    Velvet glanced up from where he’d been dusting the books, nodding meekly as he trotted over to the window, pulling the curtains wide for the Princess Celestia. He glanced back to his mistress where she lay on the sofa, her long legs stretched out before her. “Is that wide enough, Your Majesty?”

    “Yes, quite. Thank you.” Princess Celestia sighed softly, turning her long, elegant face towards the window, eyes half-lidded in pleasure. “Do you think the little ponies missed my sister, Nimble?”

    “No, milady. Not as much as they could have.” Nimble murmured demurely from where he pushed a tray of rainbowberry tarts towards his pale princess. “I believe that there had been some – ah, unrest, after word got out that she was displeased about their nighttime activities. They believe that they are now safer, with her safely locked away in the moon.”

    “Well, who could blame her?” Princess Celestia said a little huffily, taking one rainbowberry tart in her hoof, waving it for dramatic effect as she spoke. “I mean, they all prance and sing during the daytime, but not one pony chooses to enjoy the night – and when they are made to, they complain and …” And here she paused, looking over her two stalservants.
    >> Jimbo 10/30/10(Sat)06:42 No.20882961
    >>20882954

    The two eyed her silently for a moment, looking a little uncomfortable, before Princess Celestia spoke again, this time in a mockery of her own voice. “Oooh, I mean -- I hate the nighttime, yucky-ucky!” She grinned to the pair, and the three shared a loud, long laugh.

    ...

    Sorry this took so long, guys. I hope you can sleep in tomorrow!
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)06:45 No.20882976
    >>20882961
    ...so did Luna NOT get locked away, or did Luna disguise herself as Celestia?

    Also, because I'm a horrible person, in the original ending I immediately imagined Luna, Velvet, and Nimble as Rita Repulsa and her henches.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)06:48 No.20882991
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    >>20882961

    I love you forever, Jimbo.

    I want to have your foals.

    But first, SLEEP. O GOD I NEED IT.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)06:51 No.20883003
    The Real Story of Nightmare Moon. Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love Stallion Sodomy
    >> Jimbo 10/30/10(Sat)06:51 No.20883006
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    >>20882976

    What do YOU think happened? >:3

    Also: OMG I LAUGHED. AHHH, I AWAKE!

    >>20882991

    Sorry for keeping you up, glad you enjoyed it though! And I love the reaction face, haha.

    Also, to the anon who recommended the KH music: I totally started listening as I wrote the end. Ditto with the anon who mentioned the Nightwish song, I listened to that one in the middle. Win!
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)06:52 No.20883009
    I think what happened in ending 1 was that they got sealed away but the sky got stuck in night mode as a result?

    The second one just looks like Celestia snarking to herself about the irony of "the kind of fun ponies have at night".
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)06:57 No.20883039
    >reading fanfic
    >7:00am
    >been up all knight
    >have to go the Renaissance festival today
    >just now saw I misspelled night
    >fuck you silent k. you don't do shit.
    >> Jimbo 10/30/10(Sat)07:05 No.20883071
    >>20883039

    Hahaha, ohhh, silent K! So tricky. It's not quite as late over here as it is there, but damn, it's late. Stupid energy bursts from writing gay pony porn. Have fun at the ren fair!

    I'm around on plus4chan, if we want to do another gay pony porn thread... just sayin.
    >> Anonymous 10/30/10(Sat)07:07 No.20883083
    New thread:
    >>20883070



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