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Hello, ponies, look at your dragon, now back to me, now back at your dragon, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using pony's tail mustaches and shaved, he could look like he’s me.
Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a chariot with the dragon your dragon could look like.
What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s two tickets to that thing you love.
Look again, the tickets are now diamonds.
Anything is possible when your dragon looks like me and not a pony. I’m on a horse.