Reasons why Rarity is the only one who should get a ticket (if Twilight actually had to choose):
-Fluttershy just wants to go to the gardens. Twilight could get her into that anytime, this is a party. The bloom that happens during that day isn't guaranteed to continue into the night (likely when the gala occurs).
-Applejack wants to drum up business. I'm pretty sure you need a permit for that kinda shit weeks in advance.
-Pinkie Pie wants to have a good time. This is the second best reason to go, but she has a good time doing anything.
-Rainbow dash wants to interrupt a performance in hopes she'll steal the show. This is just in bad taste, surely there's a better way to audition for this group.

Rarity wants to go to the ball because it is what it is. At the very worst she'll become disillusioned and she can move on with her life afterwards when she realizes one party wont get her the guy she wants.

pic unrelated

>mfw when I watch this show

Wasn't sure if there was already a Pony thread. Didn't see one, so here we go!

>mfw Fluttershy is a bunny-whipped bitch

>>20868536
Angel is like my new favorite character. Almost.

>mfw my speakers are broken and I can't watch the episode

I just got home from work, is this episode up on Youtube yet? C'moooooooooon I don't want to wait!

Also, did anyone catch this?

Celestia has a nephew. She isn't married, being a princess, and as far as we know the only sibling she has is Luna. So the nephew must be Luna's son until we hear otherwise.

>>20868567

Investigate how effective the reaction faces are by seeing how well you can follow the plot without sound.

>>20868603 Celestia has a nephew.
Only in Rarity's delusional fantasies.

YOUR HUSBANDO DOES NOT EXIST

>>20868573
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfNH4XTKM2I
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmOt15wxv84

I wish they would've showed the gala

DID RARITY MEET THE PRINCE

DID GRANNY SMITH GET A NEW HIP

DID BIG MACINTOSH GET TO DO MORE FARM WORK

>>20868603
I'm almost certain that he is entirely made up.
Rarity just wants some deep pony dickin and made up a prince that loves her and wants to marry her.

>>20868645

DO PONIES REALLY WEAR MONOCLES?

>>20868645
Rarity's masturbation fantasy is not real.

>>20868617
I'm torn between doing that and just waiting until I get to a computer with sound because I don't want my first viewing to be imperfect.

>>20868689
Headphones?

>>20868633

Awesome, thank you!

>>20868689
Get some cheap headphones or something.

>>20868629
>>20868656
Her ENTIRE GOAL was to meet him. I think if she made him up it would have just been a handsome stranger or something. Although, it's certainly possible he isn't real given the context. However I think the way he was presented leaves it up for debate in the very least.

I'm hoping this show drums up some toy sales.
Would really like a second season

>>20868718
It's a problem at the computer audio level, I can't get sound out of my headphones either.

>>20868633
I said this in the last two threads since this episode aired, but I'll reiterate

If Applejack x Rainbow Dash is not your OTP after this episode, YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT POINES

>>20868728
She is p much a child still.
She did want to meet a handsome pony who would love her and in her mind made up the best one possible.

>>20868758

>child
>runs clothing business by herself
>dat voice

anyone got caps of the waiter pony?

>>20868743

>>20868775
I'm pretty sure all the ponies are young adults.

Applejack seems to run a fair amount of the business of Apple Acres.

Twilight was living alone and studying, probably in some sort of pony college.

Rainbow Dash wants to join the stunt division of the military.

Rarity owns a design company

Pinky Pie's parents were murdered but she is shown in the game to run a candy shop with her grandmother.

No real evidence for Fluttershy, except if she was too young she would not call it /ss/ when she asked for Spike dickings.

>Rarity longing for some pony dick
I don't care just as long as she ends up with her delicious waifu Fluttershy.

>>20868821

>>20868851 No real evidence for Fluttershy

Professional composer/animal trainer

>>20868758
It's been implied the Ponies are all adults. Pinkie Pie said she WAS a little filly (young female horse) which means she's a mare now. And unless you honestly think Pinkie Pie is the oldest then it's likely the rest of them are mares as well.

Hi, I'm here to say something controversial. So this will be a hit-and-run post and I won't be paying attention to the responses. But hopefully someone somewhere will see it and say "hmm, yes, I agree"

>Benny Hill
British Humor
*running around in fast motion while being chased with music in the background*
SO HILARIOUS
THEY'RE RUNNING
LOOK GUYS
THEY'RE RUNNING AND THERE IS MUSIC
-THEY ARE RUNNING-
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The English
Now there's a joke

Angel is the only sane character on the show.

You know what?

Hardly feel any shame watching the show, but holy FUCK do I cringe when the theme tune starts.

WHERE

WHERE IS THE NEW EPISODE I MUST KNOW

I BAKED BROWNIES SPECIALLY

>>20868904
I enjoyed it more for the reference than anything. It's not something the kids watching would likely have picked up.

>>20868906
Angel and Spike

They should be cops or somethin'

Pinkie Pie is quickly moving up in my favorites. She's a ridiculous and goofy as hell cartoon character in an otherwise relatively grounded world, and I love it. Also how can I hate anyone that rocks the Pepé Le Pew hop?

Rainbow Dash is by far the best pony

>>20868904
Apparenttly you missed all the gags that actually make the chase scene funny: The hiding from the mob.

Lick it bitch

>>20868887
Rarity referred to herself as a mare in this episode.

I now desire to see an ep. where Pinkie works with Luna to make her loosen up.

Or Pinkie starts arranging all-night parties that end up exhausting the entire town, and Luna has to beg her to stop.

>>20868906
>implying Twilight isn't the designated straight man

>>20868970
I think we have a drawfriend working on some Bat Country Pinkie stuff, since she is a coke addict, as well as some Batpony stuff, since one theory was she acts air headed during the day, but by night avenges her parents by being the hero Equestria deserves

>Angel and Spike

>They should be cops or somethin'

All the Ponies are captured for one reason or another. Angel and Spike have to take care of business.

Hot Fuzz style.

If the episodes are all like this, then I don't mind that they dropped the Nightmare Moon plot.

>>20869028
Cute ponies.
Cute things.

>>20869002
A MARE

A MARE

IS THAT WHAT YOU TAKE ME FOR

IS THAT WHAT YOU SEE

>>20868957
This. At least after the intro is picks up.
>>20868972
FINALLY you've joined the herd!

Also, who else laughed at the buzzing buzzard?

So, who else wants to see Rainbow Dash's "fantastic filly flash"?

>>20869089
That's probably what she used on Twilight here.

>>20868967

Angel...

Spike...

whut.

>>20869018
ALTERNATE CHARACTER INTERPRETATIONS

ALTERNATE CHARACTER INTERPRETATIONS EVERYWHERE

Seriously over 50% of our threads must be about this some days. And it's hilarious.

>>20869143

Episode 7, Pinkie Pie goes into heat.

>>20869023
Both of 'em bustin' through windows, dual wielding pistols, laying waste to an evil army of robot ponies. Shit would rule.

>>20869158
You think that was a coincidence? Heh.

>>20869158
Requesting Spike and Angel drawn as Buffy's Spike and Angel

>>20869088

That was pretty clever, I must admit.

Obligatory "vibrator" joke in 3...2...

PONY POWER QUESTION:
At the end of the ep, they all seem to be telekinetically lifting their tickets. Do all ponies have telekinesis, or is this just a special friendship power thing?

The existence of the WonderBolts implies an air force. (Obvious reference to the Air Force's Thunderbirds). So what do you think the rest of the Equestrian army is like?

Normally ponies filling the front ranks, Unicorns in the back lobbing spells, the pegasus raining burning death from above?

>>20869374
I think the tickets were magic and that was pony magic equivalent of wearing your VIP badge.

>>20869374
Maybe the tickets are magic?

>>20869390

From what we've seen of Equestria's technology, artillery units (hauled by ponies like Big Mac) doesn't seem beyond them.

>>20869415
>>20869449
I'VE GOT THE MAGIC TICKET, I'VE GOT THE MAGIC TICKET

>>20869390

It still hasn't been implied that Unicorns can actually cast spells, however, their ability to teleport could pose a great tactical advantage, both for gaining higher ground, or for hit and run tactics.

>mfw I heard Benny Hill music

>>20869468
>>20869390
And from what we have seen of the society, I'm sure men make up the front line, being sent in as wave after wave of unwilling canon fodder, while the female overlords direct combat and provide ranged support.

>>20869477

Run home, my boy!

Run home!

>mfw still no download for the new episode
come on, every other cartoon gets uploaded D:

>>20869492
I think Twilight is the only one that can teleport, and she doesn't really know how she does it.

>mfw people watch this show.

>>20869477
I've got a golden sun up in the sky!

>>20869492
It might be a PegaUnicorn thing, but it sure seems to me like Celestia and Nightmare Moon were packing some heavy sorceress firepower.

it's kinda weird that this show seems to be more nerd friendly than most "nerd friendly" shows.

>>20869520
>mfw
>no face posted

slick.

>>20869492
The other ponies, unicorns included, seemed rather surprised when Twilight winked away. I'm not sure it is a standard unicorn ability anymore.

>>20869520
>mfw when seriousfag

>>20869539


that's because it's just being somewhat nerdy and isn't screaming LOOK AT ME IM A GEEK STAR WARS JOKE REFERENCE TO COMICS ARE WE FRIENDS NOW!

>>20869583
Hmm, I know they said there isn't an overarching plot, but does that mean they can't hint at a couple things that only become relevant in a season finale?

>>20869514
MLP gets uploaded
Just, you know, by Hub themselves
...A week after it airs

>>20869607
Yeah, I strongly suspect foreshadowing is going on.

>>20869583
Or it could be very advanced, Nightmare Moon teliported a lot, but she is a thousand year old PegaUnicorn so magic up the candy vag I'm guessing.

>>20869607
They didn't say that, they said it wasn't going to be serialized.

>>20869637
not sure about foreshadowing, but the different ponies relationship between each others are a little clearer now. applejack and rainbow dash are clearly in a Yomi/tomo relationship.

>>20869642
Nightmare Moon was the evil aspect of what is possibly a deity. It's possible a dark form can harness more magic power than your average magical pony.

>>20869642
>magic up the candy vag
Well, she did spend a lot of time alone in the moon

Just finished episode 1

Where can I view the rest?

Found part 2 of episode 2 on youtube.
No part 1

I need a high res version of Rainbow Dash about five minutes in with the caption:

LIVING THE DREAM

Damn!

wHERE IS LINK

YOU GIB LINK

Equestria.
A distant planet in Kree space. The Kree empire first found this planet years ago. They found the ponys upon the planet to be, curious. So for months we sent scout groups to observe the planet. We were forced to rotate groups rather quickly as the scouts were succumbing to their strange magic. While there were no casualites, the first group was found to be partaking of a feast made by the ponys.
A young Kree solider stated to us. "The bright yellow creature snuck up on us. She was friendly to us, even called us our new blue friends."
More observation will be required.

If Unipegs were the only ponies with magic powers, that means Celestia basically told Twilight "You are to study all the awesome things I can do. But you'll never be able to do them. Ha."

So, that seems reasonable.

>my face when I can't watch youtube till I get home tomorrow
>there's no face because I'm on a DSi

that episode is a goldmine of potential reaction faces, image macro and animated gifs.

>>20869743
Episode 1:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tjl8XulH51E&fmt=35
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkeLzQv7Mn4&fmt=35
FLV: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=47NK1P1I
MKV: http://www.mediafire.com/?yjy09a2yg8x7zv8

Episode 2:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEp7qudNVfo&fmt=35
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJ-1QaqjwpQ&fmt=35
FLV: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=2VU2SVA0
MKV: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=6077YZGC

Episode 3:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfNH4XTKM2I&fmt=35
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmOt15wxv84&fmt=35

>>20869768
CELESTIAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

>>20869758
Files left by a lost civilization. Contain warnings.

>>20869758

>>20869785
Thanks cool guy.

>>20869788
>>20869768
We still need a trollface macro for Celestia, queen of trolls.

>Tell everyone not to worry about Nightmare Moon even though you KNOW she is coming.

>Give your student only two tickets forcing her to choose between her five best friends, then at the end say LOL COULD HAVE GIVEN YOU FIVE FROM THE START."

There was a thread a while back speculating that the history of Nightmare Moon has even been changed.

"Luna do you want to have the night go a bit longer today?"

"Really I can?"

"Sure."

"Ok then!"

"LUNA HAS GONE MAD WITH POWER, WATCH ME EQUESTRIA AS I DEFEAT HER."

"But you said....." *TRAPPED IN THE MOON

"Problem little sister?"
Celestiatrollface.jpeg

anyone have the 5 pony steps?

>>20869874
Aside from Pinkie, Celestia has been the greatest recipient of our character reinterpretation. I'm convinced it's just because everyone likes Nightmare Moon too much.

>>20869874
This makes too much sense.

>>20868524
The gardens are outside. The party is inside. It's all a part of the gala. It's an all-day thing. I dunno.

She wants to sell stuff on the property, where she's likely to get more exposure. Permits don't exist in Ponyville.

Pinky Pie (or Pinkie Pie) may have a good time everywhere, but I'm going to guess that the Gala is a once-a-year thing where they save all the good stuff, sorta like SDCC.

I'm going to assume there's some sort of air-space laws. It'd be funny to watch Rainbow Dash be escorted off the premises, though.

>>20869920
Denial - "I can't believe /co/ is into this bullshit"

Anger - "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE THIS SHOW IS FOR LITTLE GIRLS"

Bargaining - "Fine I'll give it a try, but I am NOT going to be kind with my critique."

Depression - "Oh god its actually not bad. WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME."

Acceptance - "Fluttershy is mai waifu :3 :3 :3"

I loved Fluttershy singing the show's theme tune.

>>20869922
That's because her actions have been trolltastic with no logical reason why.

Take today's episode, it's not like at the end she is like, "I only gave you two tickets so you could learn all your friends are equally important." She just says, "LOL I TROLL U, here are the rest of the tickets."

No moral, just her own amusement.

>>20869768
>>20869642
>Unipeg
>Pegacorn
ಠ_ಠ

It may be a completely modern fabrication, but generally winged unicorns/horned pegasi are called Alicorns.

Also: Dragons eat gems. This is highly relevant to my interests, and gives another excuse for dragon/kobold miners.

>>20869929
It's Pinkie Pie. With an ie.

>>20869995
Yeah and it doesn't help that she instantly knew how many were actually needed. Like, you COULD argue that she didn't know how many friends Twilight Sparkle had (even though at the end of episode 2 she met them, kinda), but then you have Twilight's response simply saying she has too many friends and wants to take them all-- no mention of how many friends that is. Then Celestia sends six.

>>20869998
>An alicorn is, usually, the horn of a unicorn, or the material of which the horn is made.
>In some modern fiction and art, an alicorn is a winged unicorn.

>>20869976
Fluttershy will never clean your room

>>20870064
But not before trolling Spike into thinking he has no ticket. QUEEN. OF. TROLLS.

>>20870065
Yeah, that's why I said >it may be a modern fabrication. But it's a lot less cumbersome than "Unipeg" or "Pegacorn."

>>20870087

>>20870100
Hey, she's over 1000 years old. She has to amuse herself somehow.

>>20870147
>1000-year-old troll
>my thought bubble

NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

>>20870147
I suppose we should just be glad she's not pulling Eldrads left and right.

Seriously, what a dick.

So do you think males STARTED out as slaves in Equestria, or if there was some kind of uprising in which females (possibly with stronger magic) beat down the male population into the mostly mute uneducated work/breeding slaves they are today?

>>20869797
I will continue.
Captain Rillis. Kree scout command.
Another two weeks and I send another batch of scouts home. They all look upset upon leaving Equestria. Yet still I stay in orbit above the planet in this tiny frigate.
We have decided to make contact with the life forms upon the planet. Friendly does not begin to describe their attitude, Not to mention they have an odd skill in magic. Upon our first contact they threw us a party. Music, decorations, a display of magic, and more food then could feed our entire fleet for months.
A soldier brought some of their apple pie up for me. Needless to say it was delicious.
Now I must go. I must review more of these recordings of their day to day lives.
Captain Rillis out.

>>20870210
You summed up my thoughts on the matter exactly.

>>20870100

I felt kinda sad for the little guy for that split second. And then was all warm and fuzzy over how happy he looked afterward.

>>20870227
>>20870210
Don't worry, it's fairly clear that Prince Pony is just Rarity's fantasy that she furiously masturbates to every night with a slim and elegant dildo inlaid with sapphire.

>>20869926
no high quality of this yet?

>>20870238

>mfw spike's face when he got his ticket

>>20870302
>>20870238
It is analogous of /co/

I don't want to go to some lame Gala
>I don't want to watch some lame pony show

AWESOME I GOT A TICKET, I mean, I guesss I'll go.
>OMG FLUTTERSHY IS MY WAIFU, I mean, I guess it's well animated.

>>20870284

"Spike, what's that?"
"I found this lollipop. It tastes delicious!"

Anyone got a screen shot of Spike when he was sad and then happy

and then possibly make it a At first I was like but then

Did anyone save that screencap from a few threads ago with the combo where Rainbow Dash watches Fluttershy shlick?

>>20870338
>Twilight's face the ensuing dialogue after

>>20869059
Really? No one but me got The Last Unicorn reference?

Im disappointed /co/

>>20870417
Needs more jewish wizardry.

>>20870417
Now that you pointed it out. It's been like 15 years or whatever since I last watched it ok, I don't even have a player for my VHS anymore :(.

>>20870376
Yep.

AND THEN THEY FUCKED

>>20870417
I've only seen it once, and that was years ago!
Though now I suppose I have find it somewhere and watch it again

>>20870494
Glorious, thank you good sir.

Captain Rillis reporting.
Equestria is a fantastic world. Filled with lush flora and fauna. Even some fantastic creatures that I would have never seen in my life. Dragons? here?! Quite an amazing world, and I bet the scientists back home would love to get some samples for study.
Anyway, we had to fabricate a story to tell the ponys upon the planet. Telling them we are from a distant land. They belive every word of it. Odd how I feel..different telling them this lie. I know I should not feel bad about this. I am Kree.
Also I sent a request to high command to extend our scouts stay for three weeks instead of two for our rotation.
Now back to those vids. Rillis out.

>>20870284
EXACTLY

THAT'S THE SPARK THAT IGNITES MY GASOLINE-LIKE BLOOD

Minor humorous detail:

RD zipping up the cloud, complete with -zip!- sound effect.

>>20869874
The more I think about the first part, the more I think it was legit. I mean, even if she'd told everyone, what then? "Hay gais, NMM is coming back and there's nothing I can do. She's gonna get rid of me and then take over."

Instant panic. That's what. Even if she'd just told Twilight Sparkle, all it would have done is distract her from making the friends she would need to defeat Nightmare Moon. This, I am willing to let slide.

All the rest, however, is her being a dick. She's totally a troll.

>>20870587
>Minor humor

I have seen so many shows in the past

So many movies so many clips so many cartoons

NONE have made me have a perpetual smile constantly plastered on my face like MLP

This is diamonds!

Twilight claims it's summer. Yet there is a santa costume on display in a store window.

This show makes no sense!

Most of us watching MLP are men
>feelsbadman.jpg

My Little Pony... has /co really fallen this far?

So, a few surprises about this episode. Fluttershy showing some teeth and Rarity dreaming aloud.

Lots of fun.

>>20870494
Nice, I wasn't sure anyone was around to save this cap when I posted it.

Why did I hear "faggot" as the first word Applejack said in episode 3?

This was a great ep.

Glad to see the show has substance going beyond painting villains and foiling their plans every ep with hamfisted morals.

Having respect for the audience's intelligence is the mark of a good cartoon. It shouldn't worry about things flying over their heads as much as having things dumbed down insultingly.


TLDR:
MLP confirmed for awesome.

>>20870709

>>20870671

Satire on modern culture:

Stores put out Christmas decorations earlier and earlier every year.

>>20870709
3?!?!?!?!

>>20870696
I love it and hate it at the same time.

Oh god what's wrong with me!

>>20870707
The bunny is either trying to help her come out of her shell

or controlling her

Either way the whole exchange and favor cleaning act was HNNNNNNG inducing

OH GOD WHEN SHE BLUSHED and CASUALLY DISMISSED EVERYTHING

>>20870730
>MLP
>awesome

How old are you?

>>20870685

>>20870714

>>20870730
I can't wait to see the gala next week either!

So, do you think Spike can actually fly? So far he's only done it when he was in love, floating after Rarity, yet he's fallen off of a lot of things, so I'm thinking that was just a comic effect that has no bearing on the character's actual abilities, like Twilight's hair turning into fire.

>>20870766
She probably got it from Twilight.

Twilight is the state between night and day. Bisexuality is between heterosexuality and homosexuality.

Twilight Sparkle is a bisexual.

>>20870770
Of course you can't. Because there is no gala episode next week.

Next week is Applebuck Season.

>>20870770
Next week is an Applejack-centric episode. I don't think we actually get to see the gala. :(

>>20870671
Christmas start earlier every year.

Am I missing why anon is watching this?

>>20870813
>>20870806
>>20870770
>Implying anyone without tickets gets to see the Gala, even the audience.

>>20870671
It looks like a costume shop to me, man. Santa is totally a valid choice for costume parties all year

Hello, ponies, look at your dragon, now back to me, now back at your dragon, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using pony's tail mustaches and shaved, he could look like he’s me.
Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a chariot with the dragon your dragon could look like.
What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s two tickets to that thing you love.
Look again, the tickets are now diamonds.
Anything is possible when your dragon looks like me and not a pony. I’m on a horse.

>>20870842
Cute ponies doing cute things. No mystery.

>>20870842
Yes. Yes, you are.

Does anyone know what tools are being used to rip the episodes off of Hub? I'd like to be able to do it myself, but nothing I've downloaded has worked. :(

>>20870861
The person who did it said it was some chinese browser add-on or something that logs every request your browser makes and may or may not be malware

>>20870827
It's summer here in the south. AND we're neaing Christmas like everyone else.

>my face when this cartoon is going to spawn a new generation of furry porn

>>20870842
It's a virus.

I fought it off for 3 days. Run while you can.

>>20870898
I actually have a tool to make those kinds of logs, though.
Now just to figure out how to extract the movies from them, I guess.

>>20870910
>doesn't know what furry means

WHY THE FUCK ARE THERE SO MANY IMAGE MACROS OF THIS SHOW?!?!?!?

>>20870969
Because every fucking frame is a reaction image

Worst.
Champion of "Loyalty"

EVER.

>>20870731
dem eyes

>>20870969
Reaction faces. Reaction faces, everywhere.

>>20870969
Because....MLP has good art?

"How about I ____ your shit"

Horse pun needed.

>>20870969
Because the amount of reaction image worthy faces in this cartoon is absolutely staggering.

>>20871018
Trample?

>>20871018
How about I plow your shit?

>>20870969
When the episode was airing, as all of /co/ watched it together, someone stated that in Pinkie Pie's two minutes of being on screen he had grabbed nearly 150 reaction images.

>>20870969
That's easy. The expressions that these characters make are very... expressive. It's easy to take any screenshot from the show and read something completely different into them.

>>20871018
graze?

>>20871018
eat

you know, because horses eat things

>watch an episode after hearing /co/ talk about it
>Still shit

:l

alright /co/ this has gone far enough

quit horsing around

>>20871018

Clop.

Captain Rillis reporting.
I am finding myself staring down at the planet longer and longer, along with the rest of the ship crew, each night cycle. My navigator was holding back tears at one point when I denied permission for him to go on the surface of Equestria with the scouts.
Anyway, we are building a relationship with the ponys. Each day cycle the scouts interact with them. Learning about their culture. Helping them with their daily activites, and I continue to sit in this ship. Watching their reports and videos more and more.
You know..maybe I...No..forget it. Rillis out.

>>20871080
inb4 Carlos

>>20871077
Then it's not for you, man. Just relax. We're the only MLP thread; go enjoy Power Girl or Batman or people wharrgarbling over Kate Beaton. You don't NEED to be in here.

>>20870998
Loyalty ≠ Helping someone cheat on a bet

how can any rational human mind enjoy this show?

>>20870998 Worst. Champion of "Loyalty" EVER.

Dash is INCREDIBLY loyal! To herself...

>>20871126
Did anyone save the Pinkie Pie as Batman "I AM THE NIGHT" picture?

>>20871150
>hasn't watched the show

>>20871150
>rational
>on 4chan

gigglingponiescoveredincum.mkv

>>20871150
We just do. Relax. It is not necessary for YOU to like it. If it bothers you, just download Greasemonkey and block "My Little Pony." Ta-da, no Pony threads again, ever.

>>20870998
Someone already explained this.

Loyal does not mean hard working.

If someone insulted Applejack, or was threatening her, Rainbow Dash would slap their shit, does not mean she wants to help pick apples.

>>20871150
Watching it.

>>20871104
Not even that, there's literally nothing there that's even remotely interesting about it. I don't read Batman/Power Girl, but in case you haven't noticed it, there isn't a time when there's no pony thread on here.

There's a reason why it's marketed at little girls/

>>20871181
>gigglingponiescoveredincum.mkv
Do want.

We still can't save our progress on the MLP game on the HUB website, right? No news on account making progress?

>>20869926
>>20869874
If there's a King/Queen Alicorn, he/she will kick both of their asses.

no pun intended

>>20871209
Sounds like your trying to convince yourself bro.

>>20871209
Then we like it for no reason.

Again-if you don't like it, then fine. No one's forcing you to be here and be mystified. Just download Greasemonkey and ignore it.

It. Is not. That hard.

>>20871172
Rarity is so disappointed by this development.

Domestic abuse, it's serious...

>>20871209
>there's literally nothing there that's even remotely interesting about it
>there isn't a time when there's no pony thread on here

Funny, ain't it?

>>20871227
Still just "Coming Soon"

>>20871273
You wanna bet as soon as there's even a BETA function, we crash the servers?

would be hilarious.

/co/ - finding DEEP INTRICATE PLOTS in a cartoon for girls.

>>20871308

>implying cartoons for girls have to be shallow and vapid

>>20870685
When do you think Applejack and Rainbow Dash first consummated there relationship?

I suspect it was after the first episode, the first time Applejack grabbed Dash's tail and got a wiff of her. That ignited the farmers lust right then.

And no doubt it did not take much convincing on Dash's part. "Sounds pretty fun Applejack, I'll show you my fantastic filly flash."

>>20871048
That's sexual.

>>20871240
Nope.avi
>>20871257
My point, which I don't think you understand, is: There's nothing interesting about it. The "lol reaction images everywhere xD" consists of a character smiling or turning their head.

>>20871209
does it matter who it's targeted to? we can get enjoyment from it, so what does it matter? most cartoons aren't made with 18-35 year olds in mind, so what's the difference?

we've been over why we like it, and regardless of who it's targeted to, there are people working on it who really appreciate the craft. People who have worked on PPG, Foster's, MLaaTR, Johnny Bravo, etc. and it shows.

>>20871334
>the first episode, the first time Applejack grabbed Dash's tail and got a wiff of her
That was so obviously not the first time that had happened.

>>20871342
Then why are you still here? We are having fun, you are not you might as well leave.

>>20871256
His face looks like Bud Spencer in this one.

I admit. I was someone who was saying. "My little pony? what the shit is this!?"
Then I watched the episodes and began to enjoy it.
So..yeah!
By the way should I continue my Captain Rillis meets the ponys writefaggotry?

>>20871342
That's nice. Why do you care so much?

>>20871349
A dyke off?

It's fucking on.

>>20871342
The point, which I don't think you understand, is that "there's nothing interesting about it" is just your opinion.

We're fine with you having that opinion, but we don't share it. That's really all there is to it.

>>20871209
You do realize alot of the people here are fucked up little aspies right? For all the shit /a/ gets at least they're honest about the rornery (most of those people go to /jp/ and now /a/ seems to be filled with anti-rornery folks. So many sages and trolling in those threads at least the ones I've seen)

>>20871389
if you can accompany it with images, or better yet make a small comic!!!

>>20871384
I'm not still here, this shit is on the front page constantly.
>>20871408
Thank you

>>20871445
if it bothers you so much, hide the thread.

or ignore it.

both are pretty easy.

>>20871382
This, Applejack is obviously so adept at grabbing Dash's tail because during sex Applejack role plays as the stern matriarch punishing Dash for being a naughty little pony.

Then when it's Dash's turn to lead Applejack dresses up like a shy filly who just saw Rainbow Dash during a performance of the Wonder Bolts and will do ANYTHING for an autograph.

>>20871445
How dare we sully YOUR front page, right?

>>20871445
>doesn't know how to hide threads
>incapable of ignoring threads that are right in front of him

>>20871209
that reason is what makes it endearing.

its sweet, but not saccharine, fun, but not over the top, amusing, but not laugh out loud.

Its like reading Yotsuba, concentrated joy.
Not mind-blowing-ecstasy, just simple happiness.

A lot of the criticism of the fans here all seem to be saying "why are you people liking this? whats the catch?" The truth is there is no catch we like it because its likable, we're not waiting for some twist, we don't expect anyone to die, and we don't expect any kind of internal struggle from watching this show.

It's just sweet and fun, thats it, really.

Angel the Bunny needs a spinoff.

>>20871342
Right now you're trying to find something to enjoy about this show so you don't feel left out in something a lot of /co/mmrades are enjoying.

You are wondering if there is something beyond the outer-layer of this girlish pony show.

There isn't. We're a bunch of old guys sitting around watching "My Little Pony".

The only thing keeping me from going batshit crazy at myself for this is by lissioning to some AC/DC after finishing watching an episode.

>>20871445
>>20871408
>>20871209
Samefag

>>20871484
>tells him to hide thread
>tells him to ignore it
contradictions
>>20871476
Oh it's not my front page, but I know a lot of peopel who don't enjoy seeing it on the front page either.

If Applejack won the bet, Big Mac had to walk down the street wearing Granny's girdle.

What do you think Big Mac would have made Applejack do if she lost?

>>20871534
He was telling you to do one or the other, moron. Neither are hard.

>>20871534
>>tells him to hide thread
>>tells him to ignore it
>contradictions

Now you're just being deliberately retarded

>>20871505
The same person posting something in a discussion is not the same thing as a samefag. Or you do you just post one and only one thing in a thread and then move on?

>>20871534
And?

>>20871534
Well most of them are not on /co/

>>20871534
Do you? You must be very popular. Tell all of your friends I'd like to meet them one day.

>>20871552
Ride a horse through town naked?

Oh, wait...

>>20871580
He's right, we're pretty sure that most of these threads are just a handful of people posting the same macros every day and discussing the lersbian overtones of a character

>>20871534
>I know a lot of peopel who don't enjoy seeing it on the front page either.
Poor dears. :(

>>20870994
True dat.

do the characters in this wear horseshoes?

"YEEEEEEEEEESSSS! THE TICKET IS MINE! I'VE GOT THE TICKET, I'VE GOT THE TICKET!"

>>20871534
>I know a lot of people who don't like seeing it on the front page too.

I always imagine, what is it like to be someone like this? Someone who the very idea of other people having fun angers up his blood and gets him raging. A person who says "ONLY WHAT I CONSIDER TO BE FUN AND GOOD IS FUN AND GOOD, THE REST OF YOU ARE WRONG AND I'LL TELL YOU ALL ABOUT WHY."

Then I remember that 4chan is full of lonely anti social fat guys who wonder WHY they are lonely.

>>20871659
Celestia's guards might. Otherwise, doesn't look like it.

>>20871617
Oh I'll be the first person to admit I don't have hundreds of friends, but I know enough who browse /co/, and I know that they think it's shit as well.

>>20871662
>Rainbow Douche

>>20871666

I too wonder what it is like to be a thin-skinned fanboy who uses ad hominems.

Some people just aren't going to see things the same way, and not everyone is going to like everything on the front page. Arguing doesn't accomplish much, though at least it's civil. Though I would like to point out that not all of us are sad lonely men. Some of us are sad lonely women.

I lol'd when Rarity was relating to TWILIGHT FUCKING SPARKLE, the Princesses' surrogate daughter, what a privilege and an honor it would be to meet her and bow down in front of her.

>>20871682
Your friends are crybabies. And so are you.

>>20871625 Just jealous because he isn't able to go to the Grand Galloping Gala

>>20871505
Not samefag but you can't honestly tell me that this shit is any better than K-ON

It's fine if you want to watch it and jerk off to it or whatever but at the same time don't be a hypocrite and say /a/ is full of pedofags or weirdos when /co/ is doing the same thing

>>20871696
Not thin-skinned at all bro, I can easily explain why I enjoy this show. It is well animated, well voiced, and has some genuinely funny moments, and most of all, the /co/ discussion that comes from it is hilarious.

You have not explained your reasoning other than, "I hate it, so no one should be allowed to talk about it."

>>20871666
I am the type of person who gets angry at other people for having fun or seeing others happy. But, I'm not a dick about it. I just sit, fume and ignore it.

>>20871666
>I always imagine, what is it like to be someone like this? Someone who the very idea of other people having fun angers up his blood and gets him raging. A person who says "ONLY WHAT I CONSIDER TO BE FUN AND GOOD IS FUN AND GOOD, THE REST OF YOU ARE WRONG AND I'LL TELL YOU ALL ABOUT WHY."

I always imagine this too, but then I imagine the people who I do it too, and then I realize it's ok, because they won't do anything back.

>>20871712
I don't see anyone saying anything about /a/...except for that one person who said "at least /a/ isn't this bad", which sounds like /a/ themselves being defensive to me.

>>20871712
I've never said anything about /a/. I don't really even know what K-On is. Maybe the people insulting /a/ are only the ones that watch mature cartoons for mature people like themselves?

>>20871430
Ill try to find some images. Oddly hard to find images of a simple Kree person sitting in a spaceship. Also I can not draw worth anything. Anyway, next part.

Captain Rillis reporting.
I made the order. I can not belive what I just did. Breaking every sort of protocol that goes into our Kree military rulebook.
It all started when I watched a report from one of my scouts. He was with a pony by the name of Fluttershy. She was teaching my trooper about some of the local plants that grew in the area. When she herd a pained chrip from a nearby bird. Never have I seen a pony move so fast. The bird had a broken wing and Fluttershy zipped into action to take care of it. She was gentle with it. Treating its wound as if she was treating one of her own family. Then I herd her squeek. That moment I simply stood up, marched out of my quarters and ordered our ship to land upon Equestria.

>>20871676

Celestia's guards wear boots. Horseshoes certainly exist though, for example Applejack's imaginary Gala Stall has horseshoes on it.

Maybe they're only worn when ponies need to traverse extreme conditions.

>>20871743

>>20871758
/co/ bashes /a/ all the time
/a/ cries for being rornery and occasionally trolls

at the end of the day weird nerds who enjoy shit aimed at little girls are weird nerds who enjoy shit aimed at little girls

>>20871676
iiiinteresting
>>20871682
that's too bad i guess. i don't think there's any series that's currently /co/ popular that i have an irrational hatred for. i remember during the "/co/ - avatar and misc" era, i hated avatar for a while, but then i actually watched it and it turned out to be awesome. if i could get rid of anything from /co/ it would be the morons who hate anything from japan and expect everyone else to feel the same way, and pretty much any other "STOP LIKING THINGS I DON'T LIKE" guys. oh, and all the /b/ullshit misogyny and racism that's been cropping up recently can fuck off back where it came from too

Well I'm glad /co/ hasn't lost the ability to make itself look pathetic.

Seriously guys this stuff is the American equivalent of moe blob and you know it.

>>20871707
We may be crybabies, but at least we're not jacking off to pretty pink ponies from a show designed to appeal to little girls

Soooooo /co/ is furry friendly now eh?

Fluttershy was great this episode. I actually spat out my juice at the 'buzzards that really buzz!' line. It's still making me laugh thinking about it. Also 'it's not for the ticket... it's because you are my very best friend. no, actually it is for the ticket.'

>>20871881
It's always been furry friendly

>>20871875
>We may be crybabies
Wow, good comeback.

Enjoying being mad.

>>20871866
Nigga it's a board about comics and cartoons. That's like lameness incarnated. You want to be manly? go to /fit/ /v/ or /sp/

>>20871923

I don't know man. I don't think I'd want to be someone who jacks off to little ponies. I mean I felt bad enough doing it to grown horses you know?

>>20871923
What comeback? I'm trying to bring myself down to your level so you can understand where I'm coming from.

Enjoy watching little girl cartoons.

>>20871924
>/v/
>manly

>>20871812
>oh, and all the /b/ullshit misogyny and racism that's been cropping up recently can fuck off back where it came from too
>gets ready to say /b/
>/b/ullshit
>pic related

>>20871905
Very few shows actually make me laugh out loud, but when all the other friends decided they did not want the ticket any more and Rainbow Dash let out her, "YAY THE TICKET IS MINE THEN" I laughed profusely.

>>20871954
true that

>>20871954
Pedophilic bestiality is my favorite pastime. You should try it.

>>My face when we don't have any fucking gemstones

>>20871957
Thanks. We will.

>>20871957
We are enjoying it, and that just kills you, for some reason.

>>20871905
I snorted the brownies I made in celebration of episode at the vibrating buzzard too.

Then I said out loud "bzzzzzzz".

>>20871924
Haha yeah!

>>20871957
We will!

>>20871986 Male Pony That Speaks

>>20872007
>>20872012
inb4 he keeps replying for whatever deluded reasons he comes up with

>>20871967
Well manlier than guys in tights and little talking animals. Then again they do just talk about guys in dresses and fucking minecraft

>>20871986
I have to say, I was pretty worried about there being a male, voiced pony. But I think we got a pretty good deal out of it, that waiter was cool.

>>20872046
Hey, I'm not trying to keep replying here, but if someone's going to sit around talking about me, I might as well get in on it, right?

>>20872076
No. Stop having Narcissistic Personality disorder and leave us alone.

>>20872095
>waaaahh stop insulting my precious ponies

>bitch about pony thread on front page
>keep posting even though the thread is on autosage and there probably won't be a new one for at least an hour

>>20872052
>>20872040
Obviously some males are taught to speak to best serve their female masters, for example, the cart drivers in the first episode, pure labor slaves, they only made horse noises, but the waiter must be able to understand and interact with the glorious females, if from a subservient and lowly position designed to render a service to them.

>>20872076
Reasoning can't get much more deluded than that. I amused.

>>20872125
Glad I can keep your mind off of ponies, becaus that's all I'm here for

Do you faggots go frame by frame taking fucking reaction face images for this shit? Get a fucking job

Ok, I've had my crazy theories about these guys before. But Fluttershy is officially scaring the crap out of me.

Her passive aggressive backhanded compliments toward the birds she was teaching show some serious signs of a sociopath, and now she's taking advice, instruction and command from a rabbit who hasn't said one word and seems to be murdering people with his eyes.
Thank goodness there are plenty of signs that the rabbit is infact tangible, The way fluttershy acts around it you'd think it was a very pushy imaginary friend. I am very worried that her co-dependancy to this rabbit doesn't lead her to become the Norman Bates of Equestria.

>>20872146
That's another good one. You're good at this game!

>>20871209
>there isn't a time when there's no Batman thread on /co/

>>20872146
And to embarrass yourself. As we speak I am explaining to the guys from across my hall what "U mad?" means, and using you as an example of someone very mad.

>>20872146
>Glad I can keep your mind off of ponies
>replying to a post with a pony reaction picture
>i have no face

I completely lost my shit when Pinkie Pie said "...and then I said 'OATMEAL?! ARE YOU CRAZ-'...oh."

>>20872232
When that crowd was offering Twilight what they would do for the ticket, did anyone else here, "I'LL DO YOUR TAXES!"

>>20872193
>umad means
Not really. It's just something bullies use to distract themselves from their lack of justification by focusing on their victims' assumed emotional state, ignoring their victims' actual behavior and their lack of justification for persecuting the "mad".

>>20872159

>Fluttershy of Equestria you have the ability to inspire great fear

GOD TIER
Rainbow Dash

HIGH TIER
Fluttershy
Rarity

MID TIER
Twilight Sparkle
Pinkie Pie

SHIT TIER
Applejack

>>20872309

>>20872328
That is SUCH an episode one tier list.

>>20872341
Well there is no new ones yet.

>>20872246
No, but when the carrot pony said "I've got a cart-load of extra carrots" I totally hear "cock-load" every time I watch it.

Everyone's Special In Their Own Special Way Tier:
Twilight Sparkle
The whole Apple family
Rainbow Dash
Rarity
Fluttershy
Pinkie Pie
Spike
Angel
Luna/Nightmare Moon
The other characters I forgot.

Except These Faggots Tier:
Celestia
Snips
Snails

>>20872386
Celestia: Supreme Troll Tier

We need more fanart of her trolling. Something to request from the drawfags next time, I guess.

>>20872292
I have never seen it that way, to me it is just poking fun at the "mad's" irrational reaction.

"I play and enjoy World of Warcraft."
"OMG THAT GAME SUCKS WHY WOULD YOU PLAY THAT PIECE OF SHIT WHAT THE FUCK."

"My Little Ponies is an enjoyable cartoon."
"ITS FOR FUCKING GIRLS JEEZUS YOU FUCKING RETARD WHY WOULD YOU WATCH THIS SHIT."

"I enjoy X edition of DnD"
"MORE LIKE SHIT EDITION, IT'S NOT EVEN FUCKING DND JUST WATERED DOWN SHIT."

In all three of those cases, the mad is becoming enraged by something that in no way effects him for no clear reason. One person enjoying something another person does not like is a nonsensical reason for negative emotion. And trying to convince someone the fun they are having is not real fun is a futile gesture. To be fair most people who react that way are young, 18 and younger, as as you grow up you stop obsessing over what other people are doing (usually).

>>20872386
A whole thread goes by without mentioning those assholes until now. Now I MAD.

Saaaaaay, since it's almost Halloween, someone should draw Pinkie Pie laughing at Pyramid Head Pony.
And then he rapes her.
But, ya know, keep it tasteful.

>>20872512
This

Except Pinkie Pie rapes Pyramid Head with hugs.

>>20872512

Pinkie Pie would make Pyramid Head squeal like a pig.

>>20871491
>Its like reading Yotsuba

Oh, yeah!

It DOES feel the same way!

>>20872444
>I have never seen it that way, to me it is just poking fun at the "mad's" irrational reaction.
Exactly. It's taking the fact "he's complaining about something", assuming "he must be insane with anger", then assuming "he must be an inferior retarded subhuman aspie", all without actually addressing whatever issue was being discussed. This is made obvious by the fact that it can be used against any sort of negative comment without seeming any less appropriate.

>>20872298
>Fluttershy of Equestria!

A-a talking ring?

>You have the ability to-

*squeak*

>You have the abili-

*squeak?*

>You have the ability to insti-

Quiet! You'll wake up the bluejay!

>D'AAAAAAAAAAW

>>20872474
Why'd you crop the shitgrin redneck unicorns with diarrhea remark?

>>20872562
And, let's face it, most negative comments on 4chan are just trolls. And even if they're not, most users just aren't rational enough to actually have a discussion with. It's easier just to say, "He mad," and move on, rather than getting dragged into a circular conversation that's nothing more than a waste of time.

So in that respect, "U mad" is also a way of saying, "I don't even have time to play with you, good troll."

>>20872581
1. Some one complained about it, and
2. Less is more.

/co/, I gotta shoo-bee-doo SUPER BAD!

>>20872631
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgMSpPpvHOU&fmt=34
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKtCUaxcvik&fmt=34
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IVgjJ4vUEI&fmt=34
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3anfXEiX0Dw&fmt=34

>>20872386
>Snips
>Snails

Don't tell me those are the names of these two apple-thieves.
That's brilliant

>>20872588
So in other words, it's easier to assume anyone you disagree with must be either a troll or a "retard" and mock them than it is to actually consider their viewpoint.

>>20872562
I agree it can be overused as a way to cop out of an argument, but the three cases I showed there were opinions. So there is no issue to discuss. It's an opinion. You can explain your opinion, for example in this thread, many people explained to that mad guy why they enjoyed My Little Ponies, he was still upset for no reason HE could explain. In such a case I think it is perfectly reasonable to ask WHY they are in fact, so mad.

>>20872712
We're calling them by their cutie marks.

>>20872575
Oh, yes. I suppose your right angel, we should listen to what the nice ring has to say.

>20872512
She'd probably act like she was enjoying it, just so it wouldn't seem like rape.

Also, we're in autosage.

>>20872770
Have been for some time now.

>>20872724
But that's not what "umad" means. Umad is just a thought-terminating cliche.

>>20872718
Short answer: yes.

Their viewpoint is "I don't like the show." What kind of discussion is supposed to come out of that? Why does that viewpoint have to be considered? They're free not to like it. They don't seem to be giving the same freedom to those who do. Thus, they mad.

>>20872729
Oh right, I didn't look at them closely before. Still, in most cases, cutie marks are enough to guess at least part of a pony's name accurately.

Hey guys, someone new thread: >>20872546

We haven't 404'd yet, but it's probably soon now and no one's actually talking about ponies anymore in this thread, so I'm all for moving there.

>>20872821
>Thus, they mad.
See, you're starting off with something reasonable, then jumping back to that. I'm not arguing with your reasonable points, I'm arguing with you hateshit. It's perfectly fine for you to say to them "You're free to dislike the show, but unless you have reasonable complaints instead of plain insults, there's no point in discussing it with us". That's not the same as "You have a negative opinion of something, therefore you are wrong and inferior to my mockingly smug attitude".

>>20872932
To be fair, whenever someone who doesn't like the show posts WITHOUT guns blazing and firing off insults themselves, they do get the kind of reasonable response you're talking about here.

>>20872932

Different person, but I have to say the immediate ease of calling someone a troll without considering their viewpoints relates to the nature of 4chan.

It's not hard to believe someone to be a troll when 4chan ENCOURAGES THIS SORT OF BEHAVIOUR. It's gone to a point where people with varying opinions and trolls blurr together. Heck, in a political thread ssometimes you see posts that sound like they were made by a racist, right winged religious nut, but then realise that they were trolling when you figure out the nature of the site.

>>20873304
That's pretty true. Just the other day, multiple pony threads got started up at once. The ponyfags usually try to keep it to one active thread at a time--hell, we usually stick to one thread until it 404s, not even just until it hits image limit or autosage; we don't WANT to cause /co/ trouble, you see.

So we kindly inform the extra threads that a thread already exists and give them links to it. Then, suddenly, butthurt everywhere. "Stop causing drama with your anal need for there to only be one thread!", "Stop spamming our thread!" The more optimistic ponies who liked to give everyone the benefit of the doubt kept trying to reason with the other side, but in the end, it turned out they were just trolls.

Sometimes being optimistic and giving people the benefit of the doubt on 4chan just fuels drama. It's sad, but that's the way it is.

>>20873449
>>20873304
See >>20873643 and tell me that doesn't warrant a sarcastic response. It's one thing to have an opinion, but...

Hey Kree writefag, if your still here, I want to let you know I love your series. Is Rillis a real character? I seem to recall somebody liked that from Annihilation. Anyhoo, I am a drawfag and would draw a scene of of your writings if I can find a Rillis ref.

>>20873748
He's over in the new thread now.

>>20872546

Did we ever figure out if guadags was an under cover troll, or just retarded? I'd like to think those live action reaction shots he used on +/co/ were him and thus proving he's retarded

>>20873825
I think he's the only one of us who actually falls into the target audience age range...so we shouldn't be too mad at him.

Don't have this as your wallpaper? Then you don't know shit about MLP.

>>20870861
Well, if you're talking about from the TV, then there are video capture cards that cost as little as 5 bucks. If you're talking about the website, it could be as simple as a screen recorder.