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Ok, I was bugged up to hell about these guys, but then I managed formulate another episode of DIRE IMPLICATIONS OF GENDER RELATIONS IN EQUESTRIA.
So, thus far, we have some evidence that male ponies are mutes and used only for breeding and physical labour. But then these douchebags show up! It'll be ruined! Not quite. See, they're both unicorns. In Equestria, unicorns are upper class - the upper-crust town of Canterlot, seen in the first episode, was populated entirely by unicorns, and the two highest class main ponies are Twilight Sparkle, the scholar and intellectual, and Rarity, the arty fashion designer. Unicorns are the most educated ponies (probably because only they can actually manipulate books in order to read them, which is why all signage in the show is purely pictures), whether in science(magic) or the arts.
THEN THERE'S THESE DOUCHEBAGS. These are the only male unicorns yet seen in the show. They look like retards and appear to be obsessed with eating apples; I sense that they will fill the role of the comically inept troublemaking duo, whose "cunning" plans never work out.
THESE ARE THE FINEST MINDS THAT MALE PONYDOM CAN PRODUCE.