Who gets first conversation, Eridan, Nepeta, or Aradia?

>Nepeta, Aradia, and Eridan all contacting Rose

MY BODY IS NOT READY

>>20831791

AWEEEEEEEEESOME

this will either end badly, or so very well.

so.

very.

why does that last panel look like the flash game?

I am confused. Why is this? So confusing.
(Also Eridan is trying to contact her, this is going to be awesome)

>Rose spite

This new format is going to be a regular thing, isn't it?

The newest quest choice.

You slide down the rope quickly, yeah it burns your hands ALOT but you don't care. You roughly land on the ground and dash towards the sound of the scream. Upon reaching the source you view Terezi kneeling over a dead white dragon thing with a huge hole ripped through it's back and chest with meteors around it.

(new rule, if your post ends in 413/134/341 or anything of that combonation we do what you say no matter what)

do you :
A. ask her if she's ok
B. ask what the hell happened
C. tap dragon and inspect it
D. head back with out saying a word

>>20831827
Eridan, please Hussie let it be Eridan.

Also, Homebound grafics what the fuck

>>20831866
I sure hope not.

Rose blows up Eridan's computer first and it's funny. Then she blows up Aradia and it's not as funny. Then she chats with Nepeta like she didn't just do any of that.

>It's like they heard somebody over here was handing out asses, and they've known nothing but years of bitter ass famine.

And oh god I hope he doesn't start using that type of animation as a constant.

>>20831880

stop posting this right now

Still drawfagging.
Currently working on singing Vriska~
Also, I should get back to working on my Tinkerbull plushie at some point. S:3c

Oh but I hope we gt Nepeta first, I can only guess at how hilarious her and Rose will be together.

>>20831880

A AND B.
ALSO, ASK HER FOR GRUB BARS.

Ether way it ends with KABOOOOOOOOOOOOM

>>20831880
stop this we have an update to talk about now. no excuses for this crap.

homethuck iith thewiiouth biithneth

>>20831908

WHY?

>>20831889
Agreed. It's cool for the occasional game and such, but I'd really rather it not become the default setting.

>>20831880
Can we put a hold on this for now please?
Theres updates, and it ate the last thread
Opinions
whatever

Eridan's conversation with Rose will be pretty neat, I imagine. So much wizard-related content, oh man.

TT: Aradia and Eridan - Enjoy your explosions.
TT: Nepeta - You're cute, I guess. I won't blow you up.

>>20831956
I'm fine with waiting. A half hour or so then?

>>20831956

AFSD;;DFSKLJJ;KL

GODDAMN, I WANT MY GRUB BARS.

>It's like they heard somebody over here was handing out asses
She Kills Aradiabot and Make Eridan Cry Like a Bitch
And You lot are going To Like it

Aradia v Rose, will nihilism or stubborn, and occasionally batshitty determination come out on top?

>>20831986

Yes. Yes we will.

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

CASEY SPRITE FOREVER!

>>20831982
Dude chill for half an hour. Updates first, shitty chose your own adventure later. AND I FUCKING PROMISE THERE WILL BE GOD DAMN GRUBBARS ALRIGHT?

>>20831972
I dunno
How about when the thread gets slow?
I honestly dont have a problem with what your doing
is the suggestion flood that bugs me

>>20831935
That fucking Cute
He Looks Like a Weedle

>>20832011

OKAY

I-I JUST...
I WANTED GRUB BARS

>>20832025
Alright so again in a half hour. See you guys there, and pleeaase. Yes I will write your terrible romance options but I'd prefer not to so will you tone down the kiss the girl shit a tad bit for the sake of me?

>>20832054

SURE.
CAN I MAKE A PSI-BLOCKING HELMET TO FUCK WITH VRISKA?

>>20831935
We need more Grubbabby pictures.

Ahhh yeah.

Interesting update. Aradia seemed pretty sure she didn't want to get involved.

>>20832096

I hope you die man.

Guys I found something out

Feferi
Eridan
FefERIdan

MADE FOR EACH OTHER

>>20832128
>cokeduprose.png
oh god what

We went through the entire last thread without anyone posting this

http://tindeck.com/listen/oovs

>>20832146
Doesn't matter. She already knows she will. Why fight it?

>My face when the three characters people want to see interact with the kids the most all want to talk to Rose at the same time.

>>20832151

BUT I'M ALREADY DEAD.

>>20832152

VrisKAnaya

anyone have the troll team breakdown and blood hierarchy chart?

KARKATEREZI

we won't get to see any of it

its gonna switch to the exiles now

Whip it good~

>>20832224

it looks so

familiar.

>>20832187
>three characters people want to see interact with the kids
I didn't see the Capricorn symbol, sorry

TAVRISKA

OH GOD IT WORKS

>>20832187
>mfw you post a picture of my waifu

>>20832152
>>20832203
>>20832268

>all failed relationships

Therefore, names that don't tie together will be successful.

JohnVriska? VriskaJohn?
KanayaRose? RoseKanaya?
TereziDave? DaveTerezi?

ha ha ha perfect

Quickly whipped this up. Let me know what you guys think.

>>20832320
>implying Terezi isn't just fucking with Karkat

Does Terezidan count? It's off a bit, but still.

>>20832320
I Like How you think

>>20832347
Just a little weaker than Eridanepeta.

1. is mspachan dead for good
2. matthew patel i= namefaggotry = the cancer that is killing mspa threads everywhere

Equiusollux is my combOTP.

You guys do realize that all the names that fit together are just a coincidence, right? The characters are all fan named.

You're all the cancer.

here we go, aradia and eridans computer getting blown up.

>>20832399
No it is not.
It is being moved to another server. So don't worry you'll get your porn fix.

>>20832399

BUT I'M A TRIPFAGGOT...

>>20832419

Unless

Hussie pretended to be his own fans, and made the names himself.

>>20832257
BEN? Is that you old bean?

>>20832399
MSPAchan is gone for good I think. From what I've seen, Matthew is just some over-excited thirteen year old child who just discovered 4chan.

Requesting again for Karkat and John pictures please.

>>20832445
Hi there!

You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of 4chan are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have used a tripcode when posting, but your identity has nothing at all to do with the conversation! Whoops! You should always remember to stop using your tripcode when the thread it was used for is gone, unless another one is started! Posting with a tripcode when it isn't necessary is poor form. You should always try to post anonymously, unless your identity is absolutely vital to the post that you're making!

Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bit to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!

>>20832470

4chan is the easiest website to troll. This cannot be denied.

>>20832471
it is your lucky day, unless you probably already have these WHOOPS

>Hussie using Earthbound sprite edits on several occasions

Its happening guys. A true Homestuck videogame is in the works and my body is not ready yet.

>>20832483

ITBEGINS.PNG

Tell me, anon, have you ever been to /x/? They had about a week where every tripfag was replied to with that old copypasta. It was rather hilarious; the tripfaggots flipped the fuck out over the whole shenanigan..

just a reminder

>>20832503
no shit sherlock
it's trolls trollings trolls by teaching trolls how to trolls

>>20832539

You realized what just happened to you, right?

>>20832503
Nah brah. 4Chan is actually comparatively difficult to troll well. I mean, you can get a bit of annoyance going on, but rarely do you get the kind of hilarious shitstorms found on places like DA.

>>20832554

OH GOD DA

If I can remember correctly, I had about 14 accounts banned from that site.
The latest one was CALISYOURPAL.

>>20832503
Hi there!

You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of 4chan are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have used a tripcode when posting, but your identity has nothing at all to do with the conversation! Whoops! You should always remember to stop using your tripcode when the thread it was used for is gone, unless another one is started! Posting with a tripcode when it isn't necessary is poor form. You should always try to post anonymously, unless your identity is absolutely vital to the post that you're making!

Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bit to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!

Joke's on us, bro, he was trolling and not being a retard for realz!

could you guys maybe take your stupid meta shit elsewhere?

>>20832532
See exhibit A.

Can We get some FefSol in Here?

ENOUGH ABOUT THIS TRIPFAGGOTRY.
BACK ON TOPIC.

>>20832591
And exhibit B.

>>20832529
it's... it's like you're almost trolling, but then you're still failing...
i can't figure out if i hate you or not

>>20832595
But....the topic WAS tripfaggotry.

that's the green sun captcha card behind her, isn't it? i bet the forthcoming explosions happen because of her attempt to use it while Aradia and Eridan are watching.

>>20832532

Hammer of Zillyhoo

>>20832593

I WOULD GIVE YOU SOME, BUT I DON'T HAVE ANY. I WILL DUMP REACTION IMAGES THOUGH.

>>20832207
There you go.

>>20832611

It's a bucket filled with confusion and treachery.

>>20832593
No one seems to like this pairing. It saddens me but I guess since we haven't really seen them even talk it isn't so surprising

>>20832647

A man can dream, can't he?

>>20832647
Seems like he just stuck the two characters everyone was indifferent over together.

>>20832593
I have one or two

matthew you act like a sissy and you'll probably get your ass ripped open by trolls and kids with tough guy acts

>>20832647
something about this pairing bothers me. i think it's because feferi is so damn old looking/motherly

So we back to questing or do I give you guys another few minutes of feferixsollux?

>>20832630
I fucking LOVE how spoilery that thing is. And just because I brought up the subject of spoilery images, someone made a new one of this. Replace the old one in your files.

>>20832699

It's only a crackship; that's why they're usually impossible/improbable.

Pic is not my reaction to that post.

I am Captain Obvious, and it is very nice to meet you.

>>20832647
fef/sol is one of my favorite pairing, WF wrote a bit for them in veil life

but they havent got much interaction together since the whole sol being glubbed and brought back with a kiss

>>20832720

The grub bars can wait!
Let em enjoy dat crackship for a while...

>>20832647
Yeah
>>20832699
It would be Nice He Did show Them Doing Stuff together

>>20832752
Alright another ten minutes or so.

>>20832712

Okay.

>>20832762

Sounds good to me!

>>20832757
This always makes me laugh because I've lived on the beach my whole life, so I know how Feferi feels. Not even seeing the ocean.. how do you even do that

>>20832647
I THINK IT'S SAFE TO SAY THEY'VE AT LEAST BEEN CHATTING IT THE FUCK UP, SOLLUX SAYS "GLUBBING" WHEN TALKING TO VRISKA IN THE ALTERNIABOUND FLASH

>>20832801
By living in an area surrounded by lakes instead.
What's it like swimming in sea water?

>>20832647
>>20832704
>>20832801

Wow /co/, thanks for getting me into this pairing!

I'm just surprised

that Terezi/Gamzee doesn't happen

he'd be so cool with all the stuff she wanted to show Karkat and be like 'fuckin miracles man'

too bad he's also a moron

>>20832813

HEY FUCKSTICK, YOU FORGOT YOUR PERIOD!

>>20832834
Waves hitting you constantly, shitty taste in your mouth, you feel gritty and just plain weird. But holy fuck it's just fun to try to walk out there against the waves. That or build your own island on the beach which I've done once.

>>20832837
Eh, it's adorable if you think of Feferi as being absolute shit at computers.
I mean, she has a damn Ipad.

>>20832834
Like getting a mouthful of ass every time your mouth even considers going near the water. That and tides which can be cool/property wrecking.

>>20832834
Salty.

so uh the last thread 404'd just as i was about to load/save this pic, any kind anons feel like reuploading to help out

>>20832859
HEY ASSHOLE, GO BE A GRAMMER NAZI ON THE FAR SIDE OF SOME FAT FUCK'S ASS.

>>20832801

Yeah, I live on an Island and learned to swim at pretty much the same time as I learned to walk.

My dad always said "If you ever get lost just walk till your hat floats".

>>20832801
I Had a City friend who never Really saw The Beach
Even Thou he lives In San Francisco

And then we learned from personal experience to let Kanaya do all the sewing.

>>20832887

WHATEVER BRO, YOU'RE JUST JELLY OF MY MYSTICAL POWERS.

>>20832834
Salty. And if you don't go to a nice beach, it can be kind of grubby. But the waves, the sun, everything is just great. Building sandcastles and surfing is so much fun!

>>20832886

I'm helping!

Buncy energetic girl with stotic bipolar guy
He uses her puns and glubs
Their closer than they look i think

>>20832901
I'm not really okay with the idea that John KNOWS he's in or is walking into a relationship.
I just like him being totally oblivious to it.

Alright time to get started again eh?

You slide down the rope quickly, yeah it burns your hands ALOT but you don't care. You roughly land on the ground and dash towards the sound of the scream. Upon reaching the source you view Terezi kneeling over a dead white dragon thing with a huge hole ripped through it's back and chest with meteors around it.

(new rule, if your post ends in 413/134/341 or anything of that combonation we do what you say no matter what)

do you :
A. ask her if she's ok
B. ask what the hell happened
C. tap dragon and inspect it
D. head back with out saying a word

>>20832901
thats awesome

>>20832935
you are my lord and savior, anon, thanks for that

here matthew i bet this fanart is perfect for your tastes

>>20832861
>>20832874
>>20832885
>>20832931
Okay, so salty, grittier, bigger waves and tastes like shit.
Pretty much got the gist of it?

Reposting.
OFFICIAL HOMESTUCK THREAD DRINKING GAME

NORMAL MODE (general)

Drink once for every two posts Grant Moronson makes.
Drink once for every "homosuck is shit" image.
Drink every time someone posts and admits they fell for a fake update call.
Drink twice if the update is real.
Drink once if you thought the update was fake but it's real.

HARD MODE (specifics)

Drink once every time Zig is a faggot (drink up)
Drink once for every 3 misspelled words NotAnon posts
Drink once every time an OC is posted
Drink once every time Ivan stumbles in the thread and makes either a ": T" or ": I" face.
Drink once every time half-snacks begs for attention and does a shitty job at trolling

NIGHTMARE MODE

Flash update: Flip lid and start screaming "How Do I Live". Record and post to /co/mrades to judge you with their hurtful words

Damn I Have more ships with Sollux and Everyone else then Sol and Fef

AC: :33 < *ac pretends to be napping and not notice tavros walk in the room*
AT: oH, uH, oKAY,
AT: sORRY,
AT: *fOR THE SAKE OF THE ROLEPLAY,
AT: i WILL PRETEND,
AT: tHAT MY PRECONCEPTION,
AT: aBOUT THE CURRENT SITUATION,
AT: iS THAT YOU ARE ACTUALLY SLEEPING,
AT: aND, uH, nOT JUST PRETENDING,*
AT: oKAY, sO, i GUESS I’LL JUST LEAVE IF YOU’RE NAPPING THEN,
AT: sORRY TO BOTHER YOU,
AC: :33 < wait!
AC: :33 < I mean
AC: :33 < *ac stops pretending to be taking a cat-nap, pawses, and turns around and purrs softly and trots over to you and rubs against your leg in a friendly gesture*
AT: oKAY, uM

>>20833001
And seagulls competing with crows, so birds are bigger assholes in general.

>>20833001
Pretty much. But it's still great.

>>20833033

OH FUCK WRONG THREAD

SORRY /CO/.

>>20833001
Depends on how big of a lake you're used to.

I mean, the ocean stretching out forever is really something, especially at night. But actually swimming in the ocean is nothing special.

>>20833014
>Drink once for every 3 misspelled words NotAnon posts
Prepare for alcohol poisoning everyone

>>20832986
D. cause I really don't know what the hell happened.

AT: *aT REACHES DOWN TO PET AC BUT REACHES SLOWLY BECAUSE HE HAS HAD TRAUMATIC EXPERIENCES IN THE PAST WITH CERTAIN ANIMALS,
AT: *aND, uM, sCRATCHES BEHIND HER EAR,*
AC: :33 < *ac crawls up tavros’ chest and bites him softly on the neck*
AC: :33 < *ac laps up the blood off tavros' neck and purrs softly, excited by the taste of blood*
AT: uM, oW,
AT: uH, i MEAN,
AT: *aT SAYS OW,*
AT: i THINK,
AC: :33 < wait, tavros! what about your allergies :((?
AT: oH, uH, iT’S OKAY,
AT: i’M TAKING MEDICATION FOR THEM,
AC: :33 < purrfect :33
AT: i’M GLAD YOU, uH,
AC: :33 < tavros?
AT: uH, yEAH, nEPETA,
AC: :33 < *ac leans forward and kisses tavros softly on the lips, and gently tugs on his lower lip with her t33th as she pulls away, smiling and purring softly*
AT: eRR, wOAH, nEPETA,
AT: tHIS IS MAKING ME A LITTLE NERVOUS,
AC: :33 < sorry :((
AT: nO, uH, i MEAN,

>>20833066
What the Fuck are You Doing?

>>20833047
I hesitate to ask but what thread are you supposed to be in

>>20833033
>>20833066
Every time this is posted, I only grow more and more desolate, knowing that nepeTAvros will never happen in canon.

Oh well, I guess there's always fanfiction.

>>20833014
you are trying to kill us

why do you do this

>>20833066
oh man don't do this matt.... think of the grub bars. the grub bars!!

>>20833066
Ok I dont care
Not here dood
if you want to share fiction
please
PLEASE
link to it

>>20833116
Ok seriously what is up with all of the fucking grub bars between you and matthew?

>>20833037
Never see crows harassing the gulls, so that's something.

>>20833048
I've pretty much only been to lake Michigan, even though living in MI would give me access to three of the other Great Lakes. Even with such a large body of water, it's hard to compare it to an ocean, I suppose.

>>20833066
Shit nigga what are you doing?

>>20832522
No actually I don't have any and I would like to create a collection of them. Unless there is a better place to ask for them besides /co/ homestuck threads

>>20832986
oh shit A because you need to KISS THE GIRL DAMNIT.

>>20833066

:33?

>>20833181
http://ib.skaia.net/post/list/john_egbert%20karkat_vantas/1
?

man whatever Nepeta's girlcrush on Karkat is OTP

>>20832891
)(-E'S N-EV-ER W)(AT??

>Rose-Eridan Conversation
Oh god, the awkward Eridan-ness shall be fantastic

>Rose-Aradia
How boring.....

>Rose-Nepeta
Like Rose-Jade but Rose doesn't have to humor her. Enjoy your broken hearted Nepeta

>>20832630

This thing needs to be edited.

Nepeta's should say *Purrforms actions betw33n asterisks*

so there.

>>20833181

>>20833241
She likes him because his name includes the word cat. That's her attraction to him.

>>>/v/76952611

WHERE I MEANT TO POST IT.

>>20833288
>Karkat
>kat

...I'm slow.

>>20833228
I guess this is okay. I was hoping for things more along the lines of >>20832522's picture though. Thank you though.

>>20833292
>/v/ has great Homosuck threads

Yeah, well, They don't have Grant!

>>20832891
>>20833254
How does that even work? The beach is like right the fuck there. Then there's the bay on the other two sides but that's more just the piers than an actual beach.

>>20833200
You inquire as to the state of her person. She replies that her "lusus" is dead by meteor impact. You ask her what a lusus is. Through a brief explanation you learn that they are parental units for trolls. Oh well, she doesn't seem to grief too long about it but insists you assist her in dragging it back to the hive.


A. Help her drag it back to the hive
B. nah just go back with her dragging it
C. inquire as to where the grub bars are.

>>20833316
Or that faggot, Zig. :V

>>20833280
Lol this is nice too. Thank you too

>>20832901
That last panel....gog damn

>>20833319
A, and ask about C along the way to get more of them.

>>20833228
oh my this one is adorable, subtly so but adorable.
>hands getting closer and closer
:33

>>20833292
Matthew, what the fuck are you doing?

>>20833356
Someone was giving Matthew directions to MSPAF and he ended up on /co/, unfortunately...

>>20833066
...more?

>>20833343
You grab the tail end of the dragon lusus. You try not to think about what dead things do when they you know... stay dead for a while. You also inquire as to the where abouts of the much coveted grub bars.

WHY DO YOU K33P 4SK1NG 4BOUT THOS3? TH3YR3 NOT 3V3N TH4T GOOD!!! >:?

Regardless she states that she keeps them under her bed as she has no where else to put them. Well what she uses as a bed anyway.

Do you
A. plot to horde those delicous things
B. ogle x (x being a chosen target)
C. await until arrival to the hive before inspecting your PDA again

>>20833377
Apparently.
Son of a bitch get off /v/, only Sburb threads are allowed there.

>>20833288
Makes perfect sense to me! Good on her for being logical.

Knowing Hussie, this is how the conversation with Eridan will go down:

CA: hey lady
TT: I'M NOT IN THE MOOD TO TALK TO ANYONE RIGHT NOW
>Kaboom
>Never hear from Eridan again

Whats this?
>>>20832563

>>20833014
God dammit I never make it on these lists.

Why do you people not like me? ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?

>>20833531
...something that has nothing to do with Homestuck. Why?

>>20833348
Oh God, if you scroll really fast, it looks animated.

So no theory crafting or anything? Or did I miss all the theory crafting for tonight.

>>20833389
B ogle her ass! I mean it's pretty much the only thing we haven't ogled and she shouldn't notice this time right?

>>20833292
God dammit you idiots, why.

Matthew if you're a genius troll trying to screw over the MSPA fandom from the inside I fucking concede and give into your demands.

>>20833544
Your complaining that you arent annoying enough that your mannerisms become part of an intoxication game?

>>20833674
...
Uh... ok so...

Fuck it, bottoms up!

So, LE's identity, you think it's Jack?

I don't think so, it's so damn obvious that it would be, so it wouldn't.

From the beginning Homestuck had this Mother vibe, as if it was drawing from the spirit of that game. This further confirms my theory.

>>20833580
You once again decide to ogle Terezi's body, with yet again a quick whack to the head from her cane. Now really isn't the time to ogle a blind girls body, especially when her er... parent just died.

After what seems like hours of lugging the thing you once again reach the hive, the simple rope still hanging down as the hive seems to be built stack upon stack of itself for three floors!

Do you

A. ascend the rope
B. ask terezi what to do
C. check PDA

Why is everyone shipping Karkat with others?
I am going to go ship strange ships to piss people off now.
My first ship will be me and me.
OH LOOK HOW SEXY I FUCKING AM OH FUCK

>>20833689
Lord English is Jack's polar opposite counterpart.

>>20833714
Home STUCK
Earth BOUND

It's supposed to be like that. Hussie even said that a loooong time ago.

>>20833723
/r/ing 34 on Vorked/Vorked

>>20833689

After the incident with Karkat's blood (No way, red is too obvious! It's gonna be black or a rainbow!) I have decided never to say something is too obvious. As a matter of fact, I am now guessing only the most cliched things will happen.

So Jade will prototype Bec, Jack becomes Lord English, the Trolls and Kids team up and use the power of love and friendship to defeat him, and ultimately pull something crazy out of their asses to fix everything and live happily ever after.

Update. Rose talks to Nepeta first.

>>20833789
Poor Nepeta. ;_;
Why can't Rose play along for a bit?

>>20832901
>>20832901

hahaha, the infamous "all i ever wanked..."

captcha:could commove

>>20833789

Oh man, that was sort of depressing

>>20833716
B. safest option besides we get to ogle a bit longer!

>>20833860
>>20833818
>>20833789
You guys are ass's
Commie ass's

>>20833866
You inquire as to do next. Followed by a quick whap against the small of your back as she points foward.

W3LL W3 C4NT G3T 1T UP TH3R3 W1TH OUT SOM3 ON3 UP TH3R3 F1RST!!!

You took this as an implication that you were to begin climbing. Half way through the climb you can hear her dreadful laugh.Seriously that thing just eats at your mind when she doe sit, almost as bad as the constant smilig god damn...

As you reach the porch of the hive you see a little glowing circle of energy above the furnace machine, you ignore it for now as you hear the call.

H3Y ST4RT HO1ST1NG 1T UP!! You gaze down to view the dragon tied up with the bottom end of the rope. God damnit...


A. start hoisting that shit up
B. eat the grub bars then hoist it up.
C. ignore her commands and check on karkat

>>20832257
Slightly off topic, but we've been playing the creepy songs from this and the website non-stop in the Sepulchritude! server.

>>20833900
And you, sirrah, are a filthy tripfag

>>20833965

I'm confused

what part of the human are we looooooooking at here?

Lord english is Kid's Jack Noir in the off-shoot (hopefully) timeline where-in he destroys the kid's universe and then happens upon the troll's.
he has also grown considerable since Jade's two prototypings, one being a large robot worm and the other being Beck, giving him godly powers.

If we're going to see the kids with dialogue sprites, I hope they're done by whomever did Karkat's, Aradia's, Terezi's or Vriska's. Or at least that they're not done by whomever did Kanaya, Tavros, Nepeta and Sollux, they were atrocious compared to the rest.

>>20833965
Is anal sex a regular part of homestuck threads?

I'd draw all the trolls but you get the idea.

>>20834072
That's a vagina bro -_-

>>20833965

I'm six solar sweeps and what is this?

>>20833931
B again! weve wasted too much time not eating these amazing treats!

Everyone do the Robot. RIGHT NOW.

So guys
If we get another Alternia bound flash, who do you wanna play as?
You can only choose three, as per the last flash.

>>20833993

is playing as the tr0lls g0ing t0 be a c0mm0n 0ccurrence in the threads n0w

im 0k either way i just want t0 kn0w

>>20834131
Gamzee, Sollux, and one of the sea dwellers

>>20834131
Tavros
Nepeta
Gamzee

A DREAM TEAM OF CHILLED OUT OR OTHERWISE HAPPY MOTHERFUCKERS

>>20834131
Tavros, Gamzee and Feferi~

Or...

Eridan, Kanaya and Aradia.

Jesus christ. Where the fuck did all these tripfags come from? And the trolling? And the porn? And the roleplaying? And the adventures?

Can we talk about the stupid fucking comic?

>>20834131
Gamzee, Kanaya and Eridan

>>20834131
Well, I'd want to get my MIRACULOUS FAYGO on, then I'd like to be ENTHUSIASTIC with UNDERWATER-themed undertones, and finally I'd enjoy a FASHIONABLE romp with a CHAINSAW.

>>20834153
This

>>20834131
Eridan, Feferi and Sollux.

>>20834137
No
Infact its generaly frowned on if its for anything than a gag.
Sorry

>>20834133
This is actually really good. Just needs more of that SBaHJ ART touch, and BAM. Perfects.

I am a part of you now.

>>20834187

as stupid as it sounds its really hard to get it to look as bad as the original

>Dream team

>Everyone picks Gamzee

>>20834210
Making it look bad is what I do.

>>20834131
Nepeta, Gamzee, and Eridan.

I would have picked Feferi over Eridan since she has gotten the least development out of anyone, but I find Eridan too funny to pass up.

>>20834186
0k then

Now, how about that art style in the last page? Are you 0k with it? Not 0k? How many 0ks out of ten?

>>20833674
I'm mad that I'm not remember-able......

A minigame where you try to clim8 stairs as Taaaaaaaavros would 8e amazing!

>>20834224
EvErYbOdY fUcKiNg LoVeS gAmZeE :o)

>>20834210
Work with multiple documents. Play up saturation and contrast in some of the frames. Others up the artifacting like ridiculous.

Also work with anti-aliasing brushes. It helps with the fill effects.

The words are the hardest. There is a very specific feel to a SBaHJ text. Hard to replicate.

>>20834249
Stop being an attention whore.

That is my job.

>>20834242
I'm okay with it. I'm thinking what Hussie is probably gonna do is just have one page with each of the kids done in a EB style just to show us what they look like in sprite form. I doubt it will become a new thing, because spriting takes a lot longer than just drawing backgrounds and characters. Plus it would be too late into the story to have a dramatic art change like that come out of nowhere in my opinion.

Speaking of the EB style though, I'm really hoping we get more Alterniabound stuff. Let's us get a ton of character development without using over 100 pages, and it seemed to be really popular with all of his fans so I could actually see him doing another one.

>>20834282
That is actually a very time-consuming, and annoying way to make them. Must easier the way I do it.

Follow my tutorial, instead.

>>20834182

I agree with this. I just want to see what the heck is going on between these three that keeps getting shoved to the sidelines.

>>20834131
Answering my own question
Nepeta, Tavros, and Feferi
Nep and Fef because development, and Tavros because hes great
>>20834249
I remeber you mean joe...

>>20834284
Woah, I'm not an attention whore, I just figured after all this time maybe someone would remember....

Oh well, I shall begin ceasing the fuck giving

So what was Hussie blabbering about when he mentioned the super secret room? Is it the ctrl t thing or is it something else?

>>20834303
ahaha

>>20834233
Needs more spelling mistakes.

Also, you need to fill the white space with "in-progress" artifacts to simulate forgetting to delete shit that was moved-aside during production.

>>20834342
I DID do that. AND NO. Too many people add too many spelling mistakes, it seems to be the main problem with most SBaHJ fancomics.

Nepeta, Gamzee, Eridan and Fereri will never be plot-important characters.

>>20834282
It's not too hard to reproduce. It's the most horrible and regrettable of all fonts, comic sans ms with no aliasing and the width and height have been altered by messing with the width of the text bounding box.

I used to do this kind of shit all the time with a friend of mine, comics like these are a huge nostalgia rush. Good luck perfecting the technique of badness.

>>20834318
Chill dude.
I'm just trolling.

>>20834318
I've seen you in enough threads to know who you are. But you know how to type and don't do a ton of annoying stuff or shitty voice acting so you just don't stand out as much.

But it isn't really a bad thing.

A clown running around screaming with his dick waving about would probably stick out in a crowd more than you, but honestly, if that's what it takes to get attention do you really want it?

All fan SBaHJ comics suck. I'm sorry guys, but it's true. None of you get the IRONY

Actually your jokes suck and no one gets the feel of the words right. It takes more than spelling mistakes, swearing, and copy/pasting. Stop embarrassing yourselves.

>>20834365

Agreed. Hussie himself often talks about how people overdo the spelling mistakes.

>>20834405
No, they suck because they aren't actually showing Dave's psychological problems

.>>20834405
NOPE CANT DO WHAT YOU JUST SAID

Fuck, Matthew Patel is back with his master trolling abilities?

>>20834405

um they are bad at replicating the feel of sbahj, IRONICALLY. duh

>>20834369
>Fereri will never be plot-important characters
Dude This Story is not Even Closed to be done Yet
She May Play a bigger Role soon

>>20834396
Yes

>>20834326
I figured it was trickster mode
>>20834302
Hussie said or at least alluded to more on the Formspring

>>20834423
I like them Vorked.

>>20834467
Especially since she's going to sleep, which is a terrible idea.
I hope she'll be okay.

Hey if love is <3
Hate is <3-
and moirallegiance is <>
How do you make that fucking club symbol? I've seen ya'll do it before

>>20834455
THIS IS SOME KIND OF IRONIC DOUBLE REACHAROUND OR SOME SHIT

Where is Hussie's Formspring? I need to know this.
Because I like Formsprings.
I must ALWAYS ANSWER

>>20834455
Your average SBaHJ comic maker is not an irony ninja. So they're just plain shitty.

>>20834422
If I see that screencap one more time...

>>20834514
o8-

>>20834382
Text as in content, not as in typeface.

An issue with most SBaHJfancomics is they do the art the fast way not the best way. Not enough work with multiple images that are later compiled into one comic. The comics have a varying gamut of shitty artifacting and oversaturation, most fan-made comics don't.

>>20834514
c3-

>>20834533
/andrewhussie

>>20834514
♣
Kismesis is actually <3<, according to Vriska in Alterniabound.

>>20834514
♣

>>20834514
c8-

>>20834514
Everyone does <3- as hate but I think <3< is better. It was like that in the flash, too.

Auspistice is c3< I guess.

>>>/a/41801337

Yo.

Man, I don't even find myself laughing at the official SBaHJs as much, anymore. I remember when I first saw them I was in tears. Now... I don't know, it just doesn't have that same magic it used to.

"FAST PEDAL" was pretty funny, though.

>>20834541
I suppose one of the reasons for that is that you can spend like 3 hours making a few panels of a comic look exactly like the original. Then you look at what you made and 99% of people you know are just going to think you made something really shitty/quickly and that you aren't good at comics. Or maybe that is the best part. What am I saying, of course it is.

>>20834589
You're becoming jaded to awesome shit.

>>20834571
>>>/a/41801564

Pfff hahahahaha. Get a load of THIS Hornses ass?

>>20834601
ITs not hard to make a panel look SBaHJ-ish. I whip out these comics within like ten fifteen minutes, and that is with me doing other shit whilst so.

>>20834589
I laugh at #14 everytime.

he was RIGHT.
thits shits lasting FOREVER

>>20834668
haha i guess that part is just me then

>>20834589

So any speculation on what's going to happen to Vriska?

I kinda wanna see her genuinely happy for once. She always seems so damn miserable, even when she's getting pleasure out of manipulating people and being a bitch. It's more self-destructive than anything.

I dunno. Maybe I just pity her too much. Especially when she told John her life on Alternia wasn't so hot.

>>20834721
She's going to die. Painfully

>>20834721
I hope she dies

but she wont

because she has garnered so much fandom love

>>20834721

I'm hopin that through some kind of sub plot story arc or something Tavros MANS UP in his own way and saves her and then pails everywhere

but I'm not holding my breath

>>20834571
I see what They did There

>>20834735
>>20834738

>implying Vriska isn't the best troll

>>20834738
>>20834735

You're not thinking sad enough.
Simply put: John will destroy her heart and any happiness it can manage to produce.

Technically she did die. I guess it's from knowing people in real life who were a lot like her.

I knew a lot of them had pretty awful lives that made them that way, and I wanted to see them be happy more than anything. Ah well.

Plus, didn't she die already?

>>20834721
I want her to start being Vriska again. Like, after she threatens John she goes crazy and starts manipul8ing everywhere, rocks fall, Dave dies, she... I dunno, teams up with Lord Jacklish or something

May as well wish for a unicorn and a million bucks while I'm at it.

>>20834745
Same
Or at least somethinga ong those lines
But im a romantic with an OTP so im stilted

>>20834779
>NotAnon still clings to Tavros x Vriska

Hahahaha, that's pretty funny

>>20834774
>Vriska and Jack teaming up

>>20833280
My best friend did that to me. Twice. Legsweep and head to pavement.

He felt really bad when it actually hurt on the second try.

>>20834807
The flash was enough to renew my faith

>>20834774

Vriska is Lord English. ISN'T IT OBVIOUS YOU HAVE ALL THE CLUES

>>20834925
Hah! The flash did nothing but strengthen the resolve of the VriskaXCage OTP!

Your trifling troll pairings are smalltime!

AND SUDDENLY
The thread slowed the fuck down.
New thread time

>>20835154
uh. no point in a new thread if this one is slowing down...

>>20835130
THE SWEDE RETURNS!!no offence!
YOUR SMALL TIME!
But anyway off I got to make a new thread

>>20835225
And the swede is off!
Have fun in the new thread gaois.
Because I have boring stuff to attend to.

NEW THREAD
>>20835506
sorry it took so long