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ApocolypseArisen !Frz2YYuFcA 10/27/10(Wed)19:56 No.20825463

AA: I c0me fr0m the future t0 tell y0u
AA: Time f0r a h0mestuck general
AA: Ribbit

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)19:56 No.20825469 So you've come from a doomed timeline then?

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)19:57 No.20825489 File1288223828.gif-(244 KB, 307x400, bluh bluh.gif) Must not be very far in the future

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)19:57 No.20825494 >>20825463 >Aradia >Capitalization

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)19:58 No.20825509 File1288223903.jpg-(79 KB, 720x479, 1284905992533.jpg) >aradia >with sona's instrument >mfw

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)19:59 No.20825534 I'm still hoping someone will fulfill my Eridan loser-Green-Lantern-saying request from last thread.

awwhellnah !!yU7JH6GAVz0 10/27/10(Wed)20:00 No.20825545

You wake up to the sound of an awkward buzzing noise. Sitting up quickly and quite startled, it's night and the grass is tall. You look around until you hear a slight "CHIM" from something in your pocket. You pull out what appears to be a PDA and activate it. A little chat box called "Pesterchum" shows and you have a message saying in an oddly typed way (yet you're still able to make it out) "Who the hell are you?"

What is the name that you reply?

>>	‪‮‪‮/oc/ fo rednamm/oc/‮ ‭VORKED MANBACK‫‭‭‪‮‭‬‬‬‬‬ !BEEtLE/iVI 10/27/10(Wed)20:00 No.20825549 File1288224010.jpg-(226 KB, 800x4600, sbahj-THISCARISBROEKD.jpg) Okay I had to leave, so what happened to the last conversationg about Zig or whatever and SBaHJ and other shit yo. And AIDS, I guess.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)20:00 No.20825560 JUST ON THE BORDER OF YOUR WAKING MIND

>>	NotAnon !Frz2YYuFcA 10/27/10(Wed)20:00 No.20825566 >>20825534 It will be fuffilled

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)20:00 No.20825570 File1288224059.jpg-(95 KB, 650x600, forevveralone.jpg) >>20825534 Just finished

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)20:01 No.20825580 File1288224096.jpg-(40 KB, 648x441, aradiabot.jpg)

Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)20:01 No.20825581
File1288224097.jpg-(Spoiler Image, 172 KB, 500x500, Ghost with Equius Swayze.jpg)

Anyone else wonder how well made Aradiabot is?

I mean does she have all the functioning biological features? Did Equius really send all his time making a super realistic robot? He's obsessive enough, but...

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)20:02 No.20825597 >>20825581 She's exploding soon anyway

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)20:02 No.20825604 >>20825581 She has robo hair, she's essentially a metal realdoll.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)20:02 No.20825607 >>20825545 Titties P mcfinnigan.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)20:02 No.20825612 Aradia doesn't use a time-keyboard. She uses a pair fo music boxes. You can find them in the AlterniaBound game.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)20:02 No.20825616 >>20825570 Hory shit, I laughed so hard. Thanks a bunch!

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)20:03 No.20825624 File1288224191.png-(22 KB, 600x800, aradiapaleo.png) >>20825597 And then they find some way to bring her back to life properly.

>>	awwhellnah !!yU7JH6GAVz0 10/27/10(Wed)20:03 No.20825637 >>20825607 This name is absurd and you refuse to reply with this as your answer. You briefly tell yourself to stop messing around and answer this mystery person.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)20:04 No.20825639 >>20825509 That's actually an artpiece made for the Troll flash which didn't make it in because the artist was too slow about it.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)20:04 No.20825648 File1288224283.gif-(115 KB, 650x450, 02522.gif) I was the dude who posted >>20824385, I meant like Terezi's world is normally animated with the ebb and flow. Sorry, went away for a bit to play sum pianie. Sburban Jungle is fun to play.

>>	The Person Drawing All the Ships !.08g7DvXbY 10/27/10(Wed)20:05 No.20825657 File1288224300.png-(443 KB, 844x731, cggc.png) Hey. Drew Terezi-Karkat and some other requests, but GIMP shut itself down after touching up two of them, so they are mostly low quality.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)20:05 No.20825659 >>20825637 Ask "who the hell are YOU?"

>>	Yakko Warner !/56SuKsjeg 10/27/10(Wed)20:05 No.20825660 >>20825570 Has anyone done a Red Lantern Karkat yet?

>>	The Person Drawing All the Ships !.08g7DvXbY 10/27/10(Wed)20:06 No.20825686 File1288224361.jpg-(1.4 MB, 1240x1753, KarkatRedLantern.jpg) >>20825660 Yes.

NotAnon !Frz2YYuFcA 10/27/10(Wed)20:06 No.20825692
File1288224374.png-(22 KB, 556x585, No exceptions.png)

>>20825581
I take her as a girl with a full body prothstetic, withall the bells and whistles that implys.
It is Equius we're talking about, he'd certainly be the one to go the full monty with this sort of thing

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)20:06 No.20825694 >>20825660 Yes, let me see if I can find it

awwhellnah !!yU7JH6GAVz0 10/27/10(Wed)20:06 No.20825701

>>20825659
You ignore their inquiry and press on with your own, claiming that you deserve an explanation before you decide to answer any questions.

You receive the rude reply "Hey douche bag, I asked you first." in that weird text format once again. Seriously it's a bit confusing to read.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)20:07 No.20825710 >>20825637 Pat McCrotch

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)20:08 No.20825732 >>20825701 Give the rude person a fake name.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)20:08 No.20825740 >>20825701 Steve johnson.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)20:09 No.20825750 >>20825701 Doosum Mandik

>>	The Person Drawing All the Ships !.08g7DvXbY 10/27/10(Wed)20:09 No.20825751 File1288224554.jpg-(243 KB, 1023x420, eridanisasadtroll.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)20:10 No.20825768 File1288224624.jpg-(67 KB, 285x381, homosuckkkkkkkkkkkk.jpg)

>>	Yakko Warner !/56SuKsjeg 10/27/10(Wed)20:10 No.20825772 >>20825701 Examine the mystery person's username, and see if you can find a pattern in their typing style.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)20:10 No.20825779 >>20825701 Ivana B. Yorbich

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)20:11 No.20825806 File1288224713.png-(76 KB, 650x637, eridanrose.png) >>20825751 Don't forget Rose. God I am so excited for that conversation.

awwhellnah !!yU7JH6GAVz0 10/27/10(Wed)20:12 No.20825811

>>20825710
You finally decide to answer them with the name "Pat Mcrotch." They laugh at this answer and claim that you are lying to them, yet they don't care. You finally ask them who the hell they are, their answer is :

A . Terezi Pyrope with her odd L33T SP35K
B. Karkate Vantas with his ALL CAPS YET ALMOST FLAWLESS PUNCTUATION
C. Sollux Captor with his double ii's and 2's
D. Vriska Serket with her 8rachnid refrencessssssss

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)20:12 No.20825821 >>20825701 Russian Guyovich

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)20:13 No.20825823 >>20825811 Terezi.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)20:13 No.20825832 File1288224798.jpg-(45 KB, 649x451, davesword.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)20:13 No.20825836 >>20825811 Karkat.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)20:14 No.20825849 File1288224842.gif-(15 KB, 244x238, vriskaflip.gif) >>20825811 VRISKAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! XXXX3

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)20:14 No.20825854 File1288224850.png-(15 KB, 451x296, 1285738563364.png) >>20825806

>>	Yakko Warner !/56SuKsjeg 10/27/10(Wed)20:14 No.20825857 >>20825811 A

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)20:14 No.20825860 >>20825811 E. :33<

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)20:14 No.20825872 >>20825811 terezi isn't speaking l337, she just uses the numbers of the blind prophets 4, 1 and 3

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)20:16 No.20825902 >>20825581 Goddamn just look at Equius for one second. How can you even consider the possibility that Aradiabot DOESN'T have all the nesseary biological functions.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)20:18 No.20825945 File1288225096.png-(29 KB, 300x300, 'Ere day I'm hussulin'.png)

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)20:19 No.20825964 File1288225150.png-(271 KB, 800x1001, Homestuck-Nedroid.png)

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)20:19 No.20825966 >>20825811 Karkat Beep beep meow

>>	The Person Drawing All the Ships !.08g7DvXbY 10/27/10(Wed)20:19 No.20825974 File1288225172.png-(719 KB, 655x1024, tacc.png) Going to touch this one up.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)20:19 No.20825976 >>20825854 Is... is this a ship? Are people honestly shipping this?

>>	Only an aspie would do this Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)20:19 No.20825979 Describe yourself in terms of trolls, asshole. Chances are you are Eridan/Tavros, 50/50.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)20:19 No.20825982 >>20825549 previous thread >>20819457

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)20:20 No.20826000 File1288225256.png-(216 KB, 600x600, 2dm721j.png) >>20825979 100% Eridan, all day. I am so fucking hip it's unreal.

awwhellnah !!yU7JH6GAVz0 10/27/10(Wed)20:21 No.20826007

>>20825872
Thank you for the correction.
>>20825811
"H3H3H3H3 WOULDNT YOU L1K3 TO KNOW?"

I answered your question so you answer mine. It's only fair isn't it?

F1N3, MY N4M3 1S T3R3Z1 MR. MCROTCH. >:P

B3FOR3 YOU 3V3N G3T 1NTO CORR3CT 1NTRODUCT1ONS YOU SHOULD NOT B3 RUD3!!!

T3LL M3 WHO TH3 H3LL YOU 4R3!!!

Just who the hell are you Pat?

A. Some poor human sap that ended up on this world
B. some awkward troll who became lost [tell us of your speaking quirk]
C. an imp of derse/prospit

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)20:21 No.20826017 >>20825979 Sollux without the lisp.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)20:22 No.20826031 John as the huntsman http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73Wb14NZ01E Should've thought of this sooner

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)20:22 No.20826038 >>20826007 A! fucking A!!!!

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)20:23 No.20826042 >>20826007 B. The quirk is every sentence must relate to male genitals in some way. Even a reference.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)20:24 No.20826058 File1288225443.png-(190 KB, 500x551, GH-OST BLOWJOB.png) >>20825976 No, Eridan is forever alone. Just like Kanaya.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)20:24 No.20826060 >>20826007 I wonder what Mr Mccrotch's words smells like. A

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)20:24 No.20826071 File1288225476.jpg-(27 KB, 448x473, 1257120836076.jpg) >>20826031

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)20:24 No.20826072 File1288225476.jpg-(10 KB, 283x238, tavros.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)20:25 No.20826097 >>20826007 A lonely little troll YouR TypinG QuirK IS RatheR UnoriginaL

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)20:25 No.20826101 I have the most in common with Kanaya, by far. Except for an attraction to dangerous women.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)20:26 No.20826127 >>20826007 An awkward troll. ewe tend two sea the similarities inn words

>>	The Person Drawing All the Ships !.08g7DvXbY 10/27/10(Wed)20:27 No.20826132 >>20825979 Uh... Hell, I don't know. Terezi/Karkat 50/50, minus the competence?

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)20:27 No.20826142 >>20825979 the loserness of tavros combined with the creepy sexual deviantness of equius

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)20:28 No.20826149 I AM EQUIUS I LOVE BEING STRONG

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)20:29 No.20826169 >>20825979 Eridan 25% Equius 25% Karkat 25% Gamzee 25% I'm a fucking wreck

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)20:30 No.20826205 >>20825979 Two trolls is not enough. If I'm right, Feferi is a rich bitch who gets excited and doesn't know any better. Combine that with Kanaya's lesbian tendancies and forever alone. And a bit of Eridans hipster. No wonder I'm forever alone

>>	Eri 10/27/10(Wed)20:32 No.20826240 >>20825979 I'm motherfuckin' pathetic like Eri and a huge bitch like Vris :3

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)20:32 No.20826242 >>20825979 >>20825979 >Only an aspie would do this >Everyone doing it 0_0

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)20:33 No.20826258 >>20825979 Karkat/Karkat/Karkat/Karkat/Terezi. +Karkat. I fucking hate myself and everything fuck.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)20:33 No.20826265 File1288226003.png-(233 KB, 414x595, 1287269758596.png) Well this is one of the sadder homestuck threads I've seen.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)20:34 No.20826289 File1288226077.png-(501 KB, 620x877, strong the movie.png) >>20826149

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)20:34 No.20826292 File1288226086.png-(270 KB, 640x360, H3Y JOHN 1S TH1S YOU.png) >Noone saying "fuck it" to trolls I relate to John and Dave the most out of all the characters. Guess why.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)20:35 No.20826300 10% Karkat 15% Gamzee 25% Sollux 50% Equius

>>	tinypioneer !ICdZUHV3TM 10/27/10(Wed)20:35 No.20826303 Meeeeeee, uh 80% Feferi 15% Terzezi 5% Equius (FOR BEING STROOONG)

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)20:35 No.20826305 File1288226119.png-(279 KB, 608x2126, 128814747715-maggot.png) >>20826258 Hate yourself, you say?

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)20:35 No.20826310 File1288226128.png-(101 KB, 289x280, TIME OUT.png) srsly all yall

>>	NotAnon !Frz2YYuFcA 10/27/10(Wed)20:35 No.20826312 >>20826265 Eh... Could be worse Hey it was mentioned that when Feferi tries to sleep after being warned she wouldnt wake up. You think this is happening to Jade too?

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)20:35 No.20826315 ITT aspies and >>20826292 An egomaniac homosexual aspie.

>>	Eri 10/27/10(Wed)20:35 No.20826319 >>20826265 Every Homestuck thread I've been in has been sad.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)20:36 No.20826323 File1288226178.jpg-(72 KB, 644x706, 1287810823468.jpg) >>20826315 I am not a homosexual.

awwhellnah !!yU7JH6GAVz0 10/27/10(Wed)20:36 No.20826332

>>20826060
That's two A's human it is.

"The hell does that mean? I have to tell you that I'm something other then Pat?

What do you expect that I'm some awkward alien or something??

G33Z 1 R34LLY DONT KNOW MR RUD3! >:P

M4YB3 1F YOU D1DNT SM3LL SO W31RD 1 COULD T3LL!

What the hell do you mean smell? Is this some kind of rp shit?

NOOO WHY WOULD 1 ROL3PL4Y W1TH YOUR RUD3 4SS?

Ok ok. I'm sorry I'm rude I guess I'm a bit freaked out seeing as how I'm in the middle of fucking no where.

MY HOM3 1SNT NO WH3R3!! 4ND 4POLOGY 4CC3PT3D MR. MCROTCH.

Your home? You live in a forest? How does that work?

WHY DON'T YOU LOOK UP P4T?

As you view upward you see a large treehouse with several stuffed animals hanging from the branches. You see what appears to be a girl with extremely dark or pale skin? You can't really tell. What do you do?

>>	Eri 10/27/10(Wed)20:37 No.20826354 >>20826312 No. The Derse dreamselves were okay when Fef went to sleep. Then Mr. Big Bad Demon blew up Derse because he's a meanie-face.

Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)20:38 No.20826369
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>>20825979
>Pretty chill with people, hard to get me angry
>When I talk to my friends, it can sound abrasive but i'm just joking around with them
>Played Pokemon a LOT as a kid
>Love fantasy
>Wear yellow sandals (thong sandals though) with socks, fuck yeah it's comfortable as fuck
>One of my friends is a stoner and juggalo
>Am a Taurus
IT'S LIKE HE'S LOOKING INTO MY MIND

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)20:38 No.20826371 >>20826319 >Every Homestuck thread I've been in has been sad. >Every thread I've been in has been sad. >I've been in

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)20:38 No.20826373 Hey as long as this thread is in the gutter. Anyone have that picture of Terezi in the sopor slime?

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)20:38 No.20826377 >>20826332 Freak the fuck out because Alternia's sun is suppose to be really hot.

>>	awwhellnah !!yU7JH6GAVz0 10/27/10(Wed)20:39 No.20826387 >>20826377 It's night currently. So your freak out levels only rise a little at the sight of the treehouse with hung stuffed animals.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)20:39 No.20826397 >>20826332 Yell at the tree. Then realise your computer is a laptop.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)20:39 No.20826399 File1288226384.png-(14 KB, 400x450, 1286343841397.png) >>20825979 I think I'm John/Karkat 50/50, which is a pretty bad combination.

>>	Eri 10/27/10(Wed)20:40 No.20826412 >>20826371 I don't seem to understand what you're implying here, good sir >:?

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)20:40 No.20826413 File1288226409.jpg-(38 KB, 400x310, socks1.jpg) >>20826369 Stop wearing sandals with socks god damn

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)20:40 No.20826421 File1288226425.jpg-(115 KB, 600x788, Such a sweaty.jpg)

Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)20:40 No.20826424
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>>20825979
>Never lose my cool except around this one guy i've known for a while who I absolutely hate
>Almost fanatical Interest in...science. Close enough.
>Solo LARP
>Eccentric
>You're all really funny, stop making me grin like an idiot.
>Libra moon sign

>>	Chaotic Evil Post Mortal !E4DWmZt48o 10/27/10(Wed)20:40 No.20826428 >>20826373 which one the one fro the flash (don't have) or the rule 34 one (look on pheal)

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)20:40 No.20826433 >>20825979 Gamzee, minus the juggalo thing.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)20:40 No.20826440 File1288226452.gif-(15 KB, 650x450, 02175.gif) Hey guyyyyyyyys lets talk a8out what a great and loooooooova8le character Vriska is and what a lame loser that Taaaaaaaavros is.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)20:41 No.20826451 File1288226480.png-(62 KB, 501x477, 1284955729094.png) >>20826413 Hi Kanaya.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)20:41 No.20826455 >>20826412 That you make all the thread sad. I wasn't clear, I admit. s-sorry.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)20:41 No.20826457 >>20826397 This. >>20826387

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)20:42 No.20826469 File1288226523.png-(444 KB, 469x829, Kanaya OhMy.png) >>20826440 Come To Bed Vriska

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)20:42 No.20826474 File1288226534.png-(5 KB, 254x269, 1276392262535.png) >>20826292 Wait Terezi, Rose, and Vriska. who's the last one?

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)20:42 No.20826476 File1288226542.png-(231 KB, 620x557, 1280453331299.png) >>20826440 Bitch, you know you want his nuts.

awwhellnah !!yU7JH6GAVz0 10/27/10(Wed)20:42 No.20826478

>>20826397
You realize your PDA is still a PDA. Yet quite shitty. Seriously man you need to find a replacement for this shit. The girl drops what appears to be a book on your head. You investigate the book and it says FLARP.

4R3 YOU COM1NG UP OR WH4T?!

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)20:43 No.20826486 >>20826413 Hey, what I do in my home is my own business. Seriously, it is comfortable as FUCK though, you should try it sometime.

Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)20:43 No.20826489
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(Mostly) Eridan/Vriska/(Slightly) Terezi maybe.
Eridan because me + relationships = nope. Every time I've tried I've been rejected.
Vriska: People call me a huge bitch bluh bluh (to which I agree).
Terezi: People think I'm slightly crazy I guess. Very 'quirky'? I'm not sure how to put it. A friend told me I was most resemble Terezi in that sense.
But I dunno really.

>>	Eri 10/27/10(Wed)20:43 No.20826491 >>20826455 It was already pretty fuckin' pathetic when I got here, though!

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)20:43 No.20826502 >>20826478 Go up.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)20:44 No.20826526 >>20826474 That one nubby-horned scowling girl.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)20:44 No.20826534 File1288226694.png-(91 KB, 500x600, 1286946474845.png) >>20826451 Hey what's worse, socks with sandals, or crocs?

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)20:45 No.20826541 >>20826474 Karkat? Also I relate the most to Dad because I am completely fucking normal, I have a job, and I'm not autistic.

>>	NotAnon !Frz2YYuFcA 10/27/10(Wed)20:45 No.20826545 >>20826476 Well she has everything below there in a chest in her room >>20826474 Karkat

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)20:45 No.20826562 File1288226754.jpg-(28 KB, 198x244, 1286473766337.jpg) >>20826526

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)20:46 No.20826565 I guess I'm mostly John. But you said trolls huh. I guess I'd have to say Sollux for terrible mood swings then.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)20:46 No.20826569 >>20826534 Doesn't Terezi wear crocs?

awwhellnah !!yU7JH6GAVz0 10/27/10(Wed)20:47 No.20826590

>>20826502
You investigate the area and find a small elevator platform attatched through a pully to a net full of gutted stuffed animals. Seriously what's her deal? After a while you start to rise upward. Wondering why the hell you're just going up there to some mystery girls house? Oh well, if worse comes to worse you can bash shit with your PDA. As you arrive to the top floor she's there to greet you, she presses up to you almost knocking you off the tree and sniffs you.

YOU SM3LL L1K3 D1RT Y3T L1GHT3R, SO CHOCOL4T3 1S WH4T COM3S TO MY M1ND!!

You simply reply with a confused "what?"

What do you d onow?

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)20:47 No.20826593 File1288226854.png-(Spoiler Image, 15 KB, 650x450, slimetime.png) >>20826373 Here you go. You're kind of a sick guy, you know that?

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)20:48 No.20826610 Requesting some Karkat and John pictures

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)20:48 No.20826619 >>20826590 Realize this girl is fucking weird. Attempt to escape.

Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)20:48 No.20826622

Everyone here has identity issues. They have to look for themselves in fictional characters because they can't grasp the idea that they're just themselves, there has to be a metric to measure personality traits with for them.

Typical of kids with aspergers, really. If you all took intro to psych or something you wouldn't have to do this.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)20:49 No.20826628 File1288226941.png-(182 KB, 657x378, equiusreaction.png) >>20825979 80% Equius 20% Vriska

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)20:49 No.20826629 >>20826590 Ask where you are, what Terezi is supposed to be, etc., need some information first, just the basic facts, can you show me where it hurts. (Kudos if you get the reference)

>>	HMMASFAG !!GzEdF5yJTts 10/27/10(Wed)20:49 No.20826642 File1288226975.jpg-(Spoiler Image, 109 KB, 500x375, bucket of ooze.jpg) >>20826593 At least it isnt as Nasty as this

>>	A Dead /co/mrade 10/27/10(Wed)20:49 No.20826644 I Believe I'm 40% Sollux 20% Karkat 30% Kanaya 10% Tavros

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)20:49 No.20826645 >>20826569 Terezi wears red vans (classics).

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)20:49 No.20826649 File1288226990.png-(398 KB, 1100x505, 1286165325620.png) >>20826610 I can do that.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)20:50 No.20826678 >>20826622 >took intro to psych Go away Rose.

>>	A Dead /co/mrade 10/27/10(Wed)20:50 No.20826680 File1288227054.gif-(276 KB, 650x450, 02594.gif) >>20826644 Damn I Forgot my Pic

awwhellnah !!yU7JH6GAVz0 10/27/10(Wed)20:50 No.20826682

>>20826619
Escape would lead to falling to your death, so you bare with it. God damnit why does escape mean death? WHY!?

You investigate her as she pulls away, her skin is a dark gray and she has sharp cone shaped kinda candy corned colored horns on her head. On her face is a pair of red sunglasses and she's smiling weirdly... a dreadful smile that seems to pierce into your soul.

>>	HMMASFAG !!GzEdF5yJTts 10/27/10(Wed)20:51 No.20826684 >>20826649 >Whywontyouhateme.jpg

>>	Matthew Patel !AtDRW3PTDQ!!Dz3F9fNzm0I 10/27/10(Wed)20:51 No.20826696 GISE, I NEED FICS. BUMP.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)20:51 No.20826701 >>20826678 There you go using fictional characters as a metric again. At least be creative, gosh.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)20:52 No.20826710 File1288227123.jpg-(244 KB, 900x651, 1286483601285.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)20:52 No.20826714 >>20826622 >Caught a few minutes of a special on autism once while channel surfing.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)20:52 No.20826726 >>20826682 Inquire about the glasses.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)20:52 No.20826728 File1288227170.png-(21 KB, 650x450, Oh god why.png) >>20826682 BOY YOU KISS THAT GIRL THIS INSTANT HEAR ME? KISS. THE GIRL.

>>	The Person Drawing All the Ships !.08g7DvXbY 10/27/10(Wed)20:52 No.20826730 File1288227174.png-(298 KB, 670x600, KISMESIS2.png) >>20826610

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)20:52 No.20826733 File1288227177.jpg-(126 KB, 500x500, NoFun.jpg) >>20826622

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)20:53 No.20826743 File1288227198.png-(339 KB, 900x495, tavros scout.png) >>20826440 >The Aftermath

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)20:54 No.20826767 >>20826628 That, is probably the most terrifying combination so far.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)20:54 No.20826776 >>20826682 Kiss her on the cheek and say it's a human greeting. (it is in europe)

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)20:55 No.20826799 >>20826682 Attempt to eat the candy corn on the girl's head.

>>	pizzaday !4UNGM955jU 10/27/10(Wed)20:56 No.20826813 File1288227393.gif-(39 KB, 650x650, ohyesss.gif) >>20825545 Nepeta. I'm annoying as fuck, but love everyone. I also have a cat-hat and love shipping (but I try to keep it to myself). I also have a thing for Karkat ;D.

awwhellnah !!yU7JH6GAVz0 10/27/10(Wed)20:56 No.20826817

>>20826728
As tempting as you believe you feel that doing so would not be the best course of action currently. maaaaaaaybe later.... MAYBE
>>20826726
You inquire about her sunglasses she replies with a OH YOU TH1NK 1TS FUN TO MOCK A BL1ND G1RIL HUH?

You try your best to apologize before she begins to laugh at your embarrasment. H3H3H3H3 1M K1DD1NG 1TS F1N3. 1 DON'T H4V3 TO W34R TH3M 1F YOU R333444LLY W4NT TO S33 BURNT R3D 3Y3S.

You politely decline the offer and shuffle awkwardly. Seriously how were you suppose to know she was blind?!

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)20:57 No.20826828 File1288227442.jpg-(59 KB, 504x360, Ass.jpg) >>20825979 40% Karkat 40% Vriska 20% Rose

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)20:57 No.20826830 I guess I relate to a multitude of characters. Oh wait let me put that in percentages. 5% Equius 5% Tavros 10% Eridan because I'm a fucking hipster 15% Karkat 25% Vriska 40% Terezi There, I am now an enormous dork forever.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)20:57 No.20826837 Tavros, I can't get mad at people and I tend to stumble over my words. Alive!Aradia, adventuring is fun. And I guess I look like Dave with short hair.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)20:58 No.20826848 File1288227483.gif-(17 KB, 650x450, 02145.gif) Every time you claim there is an update and there is not, Vriska cripples another troll to feed to her Spiderlusus So pleeeeeeeease. Post more Nepeta_update.jpg. It'll be funnnnnnnn

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)20:58 No.20826856 >>20826817 BOY I SAID KISS THAT GIRL THIS INSTANT GET BACK THERE AND KISS THE GIRL

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)20:58 No.20826859 File1288227497.png-(73 KB, 650x450, kidtrollmeeting.png) >>20826610

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)20:58 No.20826866 >>20826817 Ask where you are, what she is, so on, so forth.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)20:58 No.20826874 File1288227529.png-(65 KB, 1200x631, 1287561199237.png) >>20826696 Here you go.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)20:59 No.20826883 >>20826817 (This is pretty obvious) Inquire about where the hell you are.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)20:59 No.20826884 >>20826817 Realize you're a girl.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)20:59 No.20826894 File1288227567.png-(75 KB, 1200x612, 1287561234860.png) >>20826874

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)21:00 No.20826911 File1288227612.png-(157 KB, 364x673, 1288137884887.png) >>20826848 Here. Take her. Have her do it for you. I'm sick of the lying bitch anyhow.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)21:00 No.20826917 File1288227632.png-(3 KB, 238x174, hurrrr.png) >this thread at the moment also it's near the Updating hour.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)21:00 No.20826919 File1288227637.png-(61 KB, 650x450, kidtrollmeeting.png) >>20826859 Fixed that for you

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)21:01 No.20826947 >>20826919 Oh my...

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)21:02 No.20826958 File1288227736.png-(97 KB, 763x2000, 1287932689019.png) >>20826874

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)21:02 No.20826963 File1288227755.png-(57 KB, 437x406, feferi.png) >>20826919 Don't forget the bitch is in a coma.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)21:02 No.20826964 >>20826911 I WILL TAKE THIS CAT AND HAVE SEX WITH IT YES I NEED A TOWEL!

>>	A Dead /co/mrade 10/27/10(Wed)21:03 No.20826980 File1288227819.gif-(31 KB, 150x125, 128303769810.gif) >>20826963 She Will Fucking kill You

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)21:04 No.20826994 >>20826919 >>20826963 I like how people aren't even arguing against the tiny troll theory anymore.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)21:04 No.20827001 File1288227888.gif-(4 KB, 650x450, ps000026_8.gif) >>20826728 I-I can't.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)21:04 No.20827002 >>20826696 check 413chan they got some. though not nearly as much as MSPAchan did before it was nuked.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)21:05 No.20827012 File1288227912.png-(18 KB, 400x257, datreaction.png) what in the nineteen fucks is going on in here

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)21:05 No.20827018 >>20826730 Funny idea: After meeting up, Karkat verbally abuses Jade and John socks him. Karkat reels on the floor thinking "He feels the same way about me!"

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)21:05 No.20827022 >>20827012 Ironic autism

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)21:06 No.20827028 >>20827012 The exact same thing that happens to every Homestuck thread.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)21:06 No.20827030 >>20826994 What I want to know is, why haven't people assumed that the opposite might be true?

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)21:06 No.20827038 File1288227999.gif-(6 KB, 244x238, EridanSad.gif) >>20826994 What's there to argue? There is no evidence for nor against the theory. So might as well live and let live, and just keep in the canon. Which is Aradiabot exploded.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)21:06 No.20827039 >>20826994 Well yeah, they're adorable like that. I mean, John could pick up one or two of them and tote them around like little yippy dogs if he felt the urge.

awwhellnah !!yU7JH6GAVz0 10/27/10(Wed)21:06 No.20827040

>>20826856
NO DAD NOOO!!!
>>20826866
You ask "So what the hell is up with y- OW" you are interrupted burptly by a quick whap to your head by her cane.

H3H3H3H3 SORRY 4BOUT TH4T, 4CC1D4NT R34LLY! >;P

SO WH4TS UP W1TH YOU? YOUR3 4LL P34CHY 4ND HORNL3SS!!

Uh... it's fine and what do you mean what's up with me? What's up with you? You have those weird candy corn things coming out of your head and you're all pale...

SORRY TH4T 4LL TROLLS H4V3 HORNS, BUT WH4TS W111THHH YOOUU!!! >:?

Uh... I guess it's normal for humans to have peach skin and no..um..horns?

YOUR WORDS SM3LL SW33T, NOT CORRUPT3D W1TH L13S 4S MOST DO.

um how can you smell words?

BLUH N3V3R M1ND >:|

what do you do now?

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)21:07 No.20827046 >>20826859 Fuck just yesterday I was thinking "what if Hussie trolls us by making it so when the kids and trolls meet they are actually completely different sizes."

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)21:07 No.20827052 File1288228050.jpg-(319 KB, 500x666, TrollsAreTiny.jpg) >>20827030 Not enough macrophiles as opposed to microphiles Paper troll guro

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)21:08 No.20827065 File1288228085.png-(10 KB, 327x249, LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES (...).png)

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)21:08 No.20827067 >>20827030 Honestly, I'm expecting that to be the case, or at least the trolls be somewhat taller than the kids in sprite form and about a foot to a foot and a half taller than the kids.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)21:08 No.20827077 >>20827040 Cut ahead to the part where you make out with Aradia's ghost...Or Vriska. Either one works.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)21:08 No.20827078 File1288228118.png-(23 KB, 211x290, tavros post.png) >>20827065

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)21:09 No.20827090 >>20827040 STOP PUSSYFOOTING AROUND AND KISS THAT GIRL JUST ON THE CHEEK AT LEAST SOMEONE ALREADY SAID YOU HAD AN EXCUSE NOW DO IT SISSY WHAT KIND OF A MAN ARE YOU

>>	A Dead /co/mrade 10/27/10(Wed)21:10 No.20827105 >>20827040 She Then Punch You because She got Board Then Smells Red Blood

>>	The Person Drawing All the Ships !.08g7DvXbY 10/27/10(Wed)21:10 No.20827109 >>20827030 Actually, that's how the theory started. It's just that people think tiny trolls are hilarious. Which they are.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)21:11 No.20827119 >>20827052 >Paper troll guro Do it.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)21:11 No.20827128 >>20827105 Do Not Type Like Kanaya If You Can Not Even Spell Properly It Is Shameful

>>	HMMASFAG !!GzEdF5yJTts 10/27/10(Wed)21:11 No.20827129 >>20827046 Well, Karkat was the same size as Jack, and Jack was a bit shorter than dad......

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)21:11 No.20827131 >>20827030 Because Karkat being tiny and angry is highly amusing

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)21:12 No.20827146 File1288228351.png-(114 KB, 375x306, Somebody's watching me.png) >>20827065 >posting update >image files name is LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES You're not very good at this, are you?

>>	A Dead /co/mrade 10/27/10(Wed)21:12 No.20827150 >>20827128 I Said I was 30% of Her So Piss off

>>	pizzaday !4UNGM955jU 10/27/10(Wed)21:12 No.20827151 File1288228363.jpg-(397 KB, 500x932, WOOOO.jpg) >>20827052 >mfw I didnt post that and someone else saved it <3

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)21:12 No.20827156 >>20827129 The counterargument to this is that it's possible that the game's inhabitants are scaled to the size of the players.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)21:12 No.20827159 >>20827040 Check your strife specibi to see its kind abstrata.

awwhellnah !!yU7JH6GAVz0 10/27/10(Wed)21:16 No.20827232

>>20827105
Your head begins to bleed from the cane whack and she sniffs curiously. You feel her tongue lick against your busted head with her soon retreating away and flipping the fuck out. Laughing even more!

H3H3H3H3 C4NDY COLOR3D BLOOD!! MUT4NT BLOOD H3H3H3. WHY 1S YOUR BLOOD L1K3 TH1S HUM4N?

Um all human blood is like this actually.

OOH SO YOU 4R3NT 4 MUT4NT TH3N? NO YOU H4V3 TO B3 R1GHT?

BLUH 1M CONFUS3D NOW >:?

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)21:16 No.20827239 >>20827159 It says "fncysntakind"

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)21:16 No.20827247 TF2 UPDATE!

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)21:17 No.20827250 >>20827131 He'll always be that, he's the shortest of the trolls.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)21:18 No.20827281 >Give her a gift >A gift of ALL YOUR BLOOD >AND THEN DIE

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)21:18 No.20827288 200% Karkat 50% Gamzee

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)21:18 No.20827289 >>20827159 Possibly >>20827232 Damn, I always post right before another part is chosen. And I always miss the post where they decide.

>>	awwhellnah !!yU7JH6GAVz0 10/27/10(Wed)21:18 No.20827293 >>20827159 Your strife abstrata appears to be a shield. Which makes little to no sense for you so prepare to improvies you guess.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)21:19 No.20827319 >>20827293 Oh. Well, cool.

awwhellnah !!yU7JH6GAVz0 10/27/10(Wed)21:21 No.20827360

>>20827232
You pay more attention to the blood starting to drip down onto your eyes and when you look up you see her door's open and she's gone. You assume she went inside and you hear her blabber on in a few words you can't quite catch. What do you do?

>>	Kpax 10/27/10(Wed)21:22 No.20827372 File1288228932.png-(12 KB, 650x450, 1286753804957.png) >>20825624 >mfw I'm listening to that song and I see that picture

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)21:23 No.20827395 >>20827360 You look out the window and obligatorily say "This is going to be a long night."

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)21:24 No.20827426 >>20827288 How is that even possible......

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)21:24 No.20827428 >>20827360 Prepare for sex.

awwhellnah !!yU7JH6GAVz0 10/27/10(Wed)21:27 No.20827481

>>20827395
You try to look into the window and say "It's going to be a looong night" For the hell of it you try to say it like batman but your voice can't do it. God damnit you're going to have to work on that, batman is shit cash tastic.

When you view into the window you see her sitting behind behind a pile of books that are shaped to look like a table as well as one next to it. On the wall looks like some crude devil thing with H1S TYR4NNY written ontop.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)21:28 No.20827510 >>20827360 pass out from blood loss

>>	A Dead /co/mrade 10/27/10(Wed)21:29 No.20827546 >>20827481 You Now Think This night is Going to Be Short as You Found a way Down because You done With this Shit

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)21:30 No.20827580 >>20827481 Pass out from the combination of blood loss, "WHAT THE FLIPPING FUCK IS GOING ON" and the fact that you most likely haven't eaten in forever.

>>	awwhellnah !!yU7JH6GAVz0 10/27/10(Wed)21:31 No.20827592 >>20827546 You investigate the porch area again and once again conclude that the only way down is death. Of course the elevator would work but you'd need a second person for it damnit! Perhaps she'd let you down?

Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)21:31 No.20827600
File1288229515.jpg-(Spoiler Image, 51 KB, 500x375, 1280812137404.jpg)

Try and find some cloth to wrap around your head wound. Ask her before using anything, and if she refuses to let you take whatever rags she has lying around, just use your shirt ti deal with it.

awwhellnah !!yU7JH6GAVz0 10/27/10(Wed)21:33 No.20827641

>>20827600
Seriously the cut isn't that bad, but what the hell. You take your tie that you're some how wearing and tie it around your cut. Good thing it's red so it doesn't blend to badly.

She notices you whacks your hip with her cane, pointing to the second stack of books that's infront of a large amount of organized stuffed dragons.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)21:35 No.20827667 >>20827641 Study.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)21:35 No.20827679 uhh Gamzee, Nepeta, Kanaya (because FOREVER ALONE), and Terezi just because I smile all the time for some weird goddamn reason fuck percentages, i'm too lazy for all that

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)21:36 No.20827697 >>20827592 Take off your shirt! She's blind she wont notice!

>>	awwhellnah !!yU7JH6GAVz0 10/27/10(Wed)21:37 No.20827716 >>20827667 You study the situation, it appears to slightly resemble a courtroom although the devil thing is slightly creepy if not poorly drawn. She whaps you with the cane again and says HURRY UP D3F3ND4NT, H1S TYR4NNY 4W41TS YOUR TR14L!! >:P

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)21:37 No.20827719 File1288229867.jpg-(129 KB, 640x2160, exploitable.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)21:38 No.20827740 File1288229929.gif-(42 KB, 290x288, 1287947912873.gif) >>20827151 Ha. I requested that.

Zig 10/27/10(Wed)21:39 No.20827749

Reposting the rules.

NORMAL MODE (general)

Drink once for every two posts Grant Moronson makes.
Drink once for every "homosuck is shit" image.
Drink every time someone posts and admits they fell for a fake update call.
Drink twice if the update is real.
Drink once if you thought the update was fake but it's real.

HARD MODE (specifics)

Drink once every time Zig is a faggot (drink up)
Drink once for every 3 misspelled words NotAnon posts
Drink once every time an OC is posted
Drink once every time Ivan stumbles in the thread and makes either a ": T" or ": I" face.
Drink once every time half-snacks begs for attention and does a shitty job at trolling

NIGHTMARE MODE

Flash update: Flip lid and start screaming "How Do I Live". Record and post to /co/mrades to judge you with their hurtful words

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)21:39 No.20827762 File1288229981.jpg-(107 KB, 482x299, 1287883189689.jpg) Hey while you guys were busy with your silly adventure bullshit there was an update.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)21:40 No.20827773 >>20827719 >5 Second Film vertical comic Fuck year. Someone make a sequel comic of these two after playing the Homestuck drinking game with the sequel video.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)21:42 No.20827833 >>20827716 Uhh sit down?

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)21:42 No.20827835 File1288230176.jpg-(103 KB, 514x289, communism.jpg) >>20827762

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)21:43 No.20827850 >>20827773 You just wait and see.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)21:44 No.20827859 >Drink once every time Zig is a faggot (drink up) Welp. Here goes

>>	Hyperbolie !2XSWPzz/xU 10/27/10(Wed)21:44 No.20827865 >>20827762 Lol I'm not falling for that... :sneaks in and checks HS...same update.:: Fuck! Well, at least I'm drinking water. lol

>>	NotAnon !Frz2YYuFcA 10/27/10(Wed)21:44 No.20827885 >>20827835 Is it okay if sqee a bit everytime I see that?

>>	Zig 10/27/10(Wed)21:45 No.20827913 >>20827885 >sqee >everytime (counts as 2) That's a drink, NA.

awwhellnah !!yU7JH6GAVz0 10/27/10(Wed)21:46 No.20827925

>>20827833
You take your seat before the books, she whaps your pile with her cane as she states her case.

TH3 HUM4N ST4T3S TH4T H1S BLOOD IS INF4CT NOT MUT4T3D!! 1 L34V3 TH3 S3NT4NC3 TO YOU MY K1ND DR4GON JUR3RS!!

You attempt to stand and ask what the hell is going on when she whaps you with her cane on your shoulder. S1L3NC3 D3F3ND4NT! YOU H4V3 NOT B33N C4LL3D!! H3H3H3H3.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)21:46 No.20827926 File1288230395.png-(17 KB, 241x230, 12877782682469.png) >>20827913 Bottom's up!

>>	clockworkAndroid 10/27/10(Wed)21:46 No.20827935 >>20827885 Only if you do it in your head.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)21:47 No.20827948 File1288230434.jpg-(107 KB, 640x2160, exploitable3.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)21:47 No.20827959 >>20827925 Go along with it, she hits you whenever you don't.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)21:48 No.20827975 >>20827948 son of a bitch im not gonna last an hour

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)21:48 No.20827977 File1288230485.jpg-(189 KB, 640x2160, exploitable.jpg) Also, here's a DIY kit if you wanna use it.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)21:48 No.20827982 File1288230500.gif-(11 KB, 600x600, 128426595528.gif) 50% John 30% Terezi 10% Tavros 5% Rose 5% Karkat herp a derp derp

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)21:48 No.20827989 >>20827925 Take off your shirt. Examine musculature.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)21:49 No.20828006 >>20827948 >>20827977 >>20827719 Stupid forced meme is stupid and forced

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)21:50 No.20828041 >>20828006 >forced meme >>>/b/

awwhellnah !!yU7JH6GAVz0 10/27/10(Wed)21:50 No.20828043

>>20827959
You sit there in a bit of pain, she goes on stating that such claims of your purity of blood are false and that the charges of such is death.

1T 1S YOUR TURN TO ST4T3 YOUR C4S3 HUM4N. H3H3H3.

She returns to her seat and relaxes staring blankly with that creepy smile of yours as you rise a bit uncomfortable.

You say :

A. That the blood of humans is red in general and that you are not of troll kind so it makes sense
B. that this is fucking crazy and you're leaving
C . ask her to be serious for a moment and attempt to get answers as to how to get home
D . Try something unsuspected.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)21:51 No.20828054 >>20828006 > one guy > two comics and a template > forced meme Suuuuuure, bub.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)21:51 No.20828068 >>20828043 A.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)21:52 No.20828074 >>20828043 D because we must win her love

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)21:53 No.20828114 >>20828074 Yeah, disregard >>20828068. I changed my answer to D.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)21:54 No.20828121 File1288230840.gif-(11 KB, 650x450, 02803.gif) Update. Jade did stuff.

>>	A Dead /co/mrade 10/27/10(Wed)21:54 No.20828126 >>20828074 >>20828043 A Because Her Love is Pointless

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)21:54 No.20828140 >>20828043 D

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)21:54 No.20828149 >>20828126 >Implying her horn's aren't love >Implying her horn's aren't pointy >Implying this is karkat

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)21:55 No.20828150 >>20828121 You see, I fell for that. ... A WEEK AGO WHEN I FIRST SAW IT.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)21:55 No.20828152 >>20828043 E. The court ruse was a distraction. I HASS the lemonsnout.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)21:55 No.20828167 File1288230948.jpg-(224 KB, 640x2520, homosuck.jpg) >>20827773 Here you go!

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)21:57 No.20828204 95% Eridan 5% Tavros

awwhellnah !!yU7JH6GAVz0 10/27/10(Wed)21:57 No.20828205

>>20828114
You lean foward and grab her by her candy corn horns. Pulling her up infront of the stuffed animals and smear your bloody tie against her face. You then point and proclaim

BUT LOOK! SHE HER SELF HOLDS THE MUTATED BLOOD! Surely one such as herself holds no claim over this as the charges would sentence herself to death!

WH4T 1S TH1S? NO H1S CL41MS 4R3 F4LS3 HONOR4BL3 JUR3RS!

The jury looks on in disbelief! as well as the grand tyranny himself it seems...

do you :

A. continue with this crazy idea
B. force her to follow your demands to release these claims
C. Wipe it off and apologise for being silly

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)21:57 No.20828213 File1288231069.jpg-(109 KB, 640x2520, exploitablefuuugh.jpg) >>20828167 Also, exploitable version

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)21:58 No.20828220 >>20828205 A.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)21:58 No.20828223 >>20828205 C.

Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)21:58 No.20828226

Speaking of robots,

Aradia said the two universes are two sides of a mobius strip. As in, they created each other.

In before they're caught in an infinite loop that creates and destroys each universe in exactly the same way over and over again, beyond which there is nothing but cthulus and despair.

Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)22:01 No.20828281

>>20828226
But according to Karkat trolls have 48 zodiac signs, which means that there were 48 SBURB players in the session that created their universe.

This makes me wonder if they are dealing with a Triple Mobius Reacharound or something like that.

>>20828205
A

>>	A Dead /co/mrade 10/27/10(Wed)22:02 No.20828301 >>20828205 B, BlackMail is Awesome

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)22:02 No.20828315 >>20828281 Not the entire race was involved with sgrub.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)22:04 No.20828355 A

>>	Matthew Patel !AtDRW3PTDQ!!Dz3F9fNzm0I 10/27/10(Wed)22:04 No.20828360 >>20828326 D. FILIBUSTER, LIKE IN MR.SMITH GOES TO WASHINGTON.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)22:04 No.20828378 >>20828205 None of the above. ==> Inform her that the only way to prove she is not a mutant is to cut herself.

Zig 10/27/10(Wed)22:04 No.20828380

>>20828281
Bro, it doesn't mean anything. It just means that they have 48 zodiac signs. What Hussie's going for is not a theme with the zodiac, but the number 12. In human history the number 12 is an important number in nearly every religion and mythological belief. It's just that the symbols on the troll's shirts (which could be anything from band logos to FLARP symbols to the trolls), is burned into the existence of the kid's universe, so, humans, trying to make sense of this primal desire to remember their 12 creators, assign the number 12 to shit.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)22:04 No.20828381 >>20828205 A

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)22:04 No.20828382 >>20828281 That or the kids and trolls join forces and beat the game three times somehow. I don't even fucking know. But the robot said it so yeah.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)22:06 No.20828413 >>20828380 >12 >12 >413 >413=12 >612 >612=12 HUSSIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)22:06 No.20828433 NAAANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)22:08 No.20828474 HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOO!

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)22:08 No.20828496 File1288231736.jpg-(24 KB, 125x125, Nana4.jpg) >>20828433 Are you here to take me home?

awwhellnah !!yU7JH6GAVz0 10/27/10(Wed)22:09 No.20828509

>>20828205
A got the most.

You continue to state that she's mutated as well. After a while she sulks off to her stack of books as the jurers continue to converse amongst eachother.

TH3 PROS3CUT1ON DROPS 4LL CH4RG3S...

The jurers cease their muttering and everything goes back to normal.

W3LL PL4Y3D HUM4N W3LL PL4Y3D! >:]

I suppose miss troll.

she then whaps you with her cane,

1TS T3R3Z1 P4T! H3H3H3H3.

Now that you've "won the case" you suppose now would be a better time to ask some serious questions.

do you :
A. ask her how to get home
B. ask her what the hell a troll is
C . what the fuck was that all about?
D. got any food?

>>	Matthew Patel !AtDRW3PTDQ!!Dz3F9fNzm0I 10/27/10(Wed)22:09 No.20828511 File1288231764.jpg-(106 KB, 425x700, 1287961282656.jpg) GAMZEEBREAKER

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)22:09 No.20828533 >>20828380 Woah what seriously? I have no idea what you are talking about but please tell me about religious and cultural significance of the number twelve, it's like... my favorite number.

>>	Matthew Patel !AtDRW3PTDQ!!Dz3F9fNzm0I 10/27/10(Wed)22:10 No.20828553 >>20828509 D.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)22:10 No.20828564 File1288231844.gif-(17 KB, 102x197, 1282346361878.gif) >>20828509 You're fuckin starvin it's time..... to get your GRUB on you know what im sayin stealth pun intended

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)22:11 No.20828582 >>20828509 D, most logical choice. And then KISS THE GIRL

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)22:11 No.20828583 >>20828509 C.

>>	psychedoutTheoreticall !/4EvER/hxI 10/27/10(Wed)22:11 No.20828586 File1288231889.gif-(134 KB, 640x480, S4Y 1T BY YOURS3LF.gif) >>20828413 >post ends in 413 YOUR POOOOOST NUMBEEEEER!!!!!

The Person Drawing All the Ships !.08g7DvXbY 10/27/10(Wed)22:11 No.20828587
File1288231890.gif-(10 KB, 650x450, nannaandhass.gif)

You know what really rustles my jimmies?

I have seen no fanart of young Nanna and Hass. These guys were ADVENTURERS and PRANKSTERS. How can it be that no one has jumped on this yet?

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)22:11 No.20828593 File1288231895.png-(50 KB, 439x411, 1278724446332.png) >>20828496 HAHAHA NO

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)22:11 No.20828606 >>20828587 Because we've seen all of two pictures of them

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)22:12 No.20828613 >>20828509 D Try to get her to eat a sopor pie.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)22:12 No.20828621 File1288231958.png-(7 KB, 281x240, 1284267055936.png) >>20828496 Aw! A kitty! Here kitty kitty kitty! Here kitty kitty kitty!

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)22:12 No.20828624 >>20828587 I'm still waiting for the fanart of Hass Harley kicking ass in World War 2.

>>	A Dead /co/mrade 10/27/10(Wed)22:12 No.20828625 >>20828509 B. Ask The Fuck Is a Troll and Her Blood

>>	The Person Drawing All the Ships !.08g7DvXbY 10/27/10(Wed)22:12 No.20828631 >>20828606 Fandoms less insane have had fanart based on less.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)22:13 No.20828646 >>20828587 They have... just not in a "decent" rendition to put it mildly.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)22:13 No.20828658 >>20828413 >413 WAT WAT WAT WAT WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)22:14 No.20828667 File1288232061.png-(39 KB, 650x450, Imma shoot you.png) >>20828496 wwoww holy shit target practice this is gonna be so fuckin fun i havvent seen blood splatter in fuckin forevver

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)22:15 No.20828684 >>20828509 E: All of the above, dammit.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)22:15 No.20828685 >>20828413 >413 Oh jesus did I seriously just do that?

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)22:15 No.20828690 >>20828631 Such as candy person 59 in Adventure Time she has said nothing done nothing just stands in the background for a few shots

>>	The Person Drawing All the Ships !.08g7DvXbY 10/27/10(Wed)22:15 No.20828708 File1288232149.png-(17 KB, 647x446, holy....png) >>20828646 Wow. I kind of want to see it, but I also REALLY DON'T.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)22:16 No.20828714 File1288232164.png-(13 KB, 581x560, 1282891869881.png) >>20828496 No

awwhellnah !!yU7JH6GAVz0 10/27/10(Wed)22:16 No.20828726

>>20828613
You inquire if there is any food around?

OF COURS3 YOU L4ND3D HOURS 4GO! W31RD 1N HOW YOU M4D3 1T R1GHT 4S TH3 SUN W4S GO1NG DOWN!

She supplies you with a grub bar. It's wrapper is purple and it is firm within your hand. You suppose it's like a protien bar and open it only to view that it is holds a chocolatey texture yet it is shaped in that of a bug.

A just eat the damn thing
B save it for later
C ogle X (x being what ever it is you place)

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)22:16 No.20828728 File1288232196.jpg-(346 KB, 612x864, GAMZEEHEROMODE.jpg) >>20828564 Time to unleash something righteous.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)22:17 No.20828737 File1288232222.jpg-(Spoiler Image, 23 KB, 640x480, Looks like she's been disarmed.jpg) >>20828667 >aftermath

>>	Matthew Patel !AtDRW3PTDQ!!Dz3F9fNzm0I 10/27/10(Wed)22:17 No.20828742 >>20828726 C. OGLE TEREZI

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)22:17 No.20828748 >>20828726 A.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)22:17 No.20828756 >>20828726 >C HER HORNS

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)22:17 No.20828766 File1288232267.png-(7 KB, 171x137, 1277602957371.png) >>20828496 I am n0t 0kay with this

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)22:18 No.20828775 >>20828726 A

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)22:18 No.20828778 >>20828726 A: Eat it C: Ogle Terezi's chest searching for any hint of boobage

>>	Matthew Patel !AtDRW3PTDQ!!Dz3F9fNzm0I 10/27/10(Wed)22:19 No.20828810 >>20828778 THIS. A AND C, OGLE TEREZI'S CHEST FOR ANY SIGN OF BOOBAGE.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)22:20 No.20828841 >>20828778 >>20828810 A QUEST OF FUTILITY

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)22:21 No.20828872 File1288232477.png-(51 KB, 392x459, 1278715407093.png) >>20828496 FUCK OFF YOU LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT

>>	Matthew Patel !AtDRW3PTDQ!!Dz3F9fNzm0I 10/27/10(Wed)22:21 No.20828885 File1288232498.jpg-(170 KB, 500x404, CAL 9000.jpg) >>20828841 IT'S A CHANCE I'M WILLING TO TAKE!

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)22:22 No.20828927 File1288232573.png-(103 KB, 665x522, 1276456760891.png) >>20828496 uH hOW aBOUT nO

awwhellnah !!yU7JH6GAVz0 10/27/10(Wed)22:23 No.20828942

>>20828778
Nice mixture of A and C so do both I guess.

You eat the grub bar. It has a weird jelly inside of it that is ok to the taste you suppose. You don't really question it seeing as how it would probably lead to something weird. On a nother note you ogle Terezi, a bit weirdly starting from the horns to her chest. she's none the wiser as she is focusing on some conversation on her laptop. Good thing you suppose, as you would most likely get another cane whapping.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)22:23 No.20828945 File1288232603.png-(42 KB, 239x209, 128563009036.png) >>20828496 Well I Suppose I Could Make A Hat That Is I Could Use You As A Hat After You Have Been Prepared Skin Is Back In Fashion You Know

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)22:24 No.20828967 File1288232641.gif-(13 KB, 852x592, 1287934631195.gif) >>20828496 If I Cannot Find Love Then Neither Can You

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)22:24 No.20828981 C Ogle chest

>>	Matthew Patel !AtDRW3PTDQ!!Dz3F9fNzm0I 10/27/10(Wed)22:25 No.20828992 >>20828945 >>20828967 THERE ARE TWO KANAYAS?!

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)22:25 No.20828993 >>20828942 Check outside to look for any items that might have been jostled free of your sylladex when you fell.

>>	geekyTaurin 10/27/10(Wed)22:25 No.20828999 >>20825979 Tavros 75% Vriska 25% Oh gog what am I.

>>	awwhellnah !!yU7JH6GAVz0 10/27/10(Wed)22:25 No.20829008 >>20828942 H3Y 1 COMPLETELY FORGOT TO 4SK YOU! S331NG 4S HOW YOU 4R3 H3R3 YOU WOULD LOV3 TO PL4Y 4 G4M3 W1TH M3 4ND MY FR13NDS?? A. Yes B. No C. ask for another grub bar.

>>	Matthew Patel !AtDRW3PTDQ!!Dz3F9fNzm0I 10/27/10(Wed)22:25 No.20829016 >>20828942 WHAT ARE OUR OPTIONS NOW?

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)22:25 No.20829017 File1288232759.gif-(55 KB, 450x530, fl8p.gif) >>20828992 I am soooooooo okay with this

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)22:26 No.20829023 >>20829008 A.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)22:26 No.20829031 File1288232785.png-(4 KB, 300x300, 1280601360528.png) >>20828496 1 DON'T TH1NK SO

>>	Matthew Patel !AtDRW3PTDQ!!Dz3F9fNzm0I 10/27/10(Wed)22:26 No.20829040 >>20829008 A AND C.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)22:26 No.20829048 >>20829008 A+C Also Tell her that there is an ancient human custom that you must fulfill that involves kissing her.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)22:26 No.20829049 >>20829008 A Ask about the game

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)22:27 No.20829080 File1288232879.png-(21 KB, 450x450, 1285522596107.png) >>20828496 uh no. not really.

>>	Matthew Patel !AtDRW3PTDQ!!Dz3F9fNzm0I 10/27/10(Wed)22:28 No.20829089 >>20829017 WHAT ARE YOU PLOTTING?

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)22:29 No.20829169 >>20829049 seconding this.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)22:30 No.20829194 >>20825979 uhhhh i am late to this party but anyways 20% feferi 20% nepeta 10% karkat 50% rose

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)22:30 No.20829196 File1288233027.png-(29 KB, 547x641, Agh.png) >>20828737 >filename

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)22:30 No.20829204 >>20829008 A+C You also take advantage of her blindness and continue to ogle her.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)22:32 No.20829252 100% equius

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)22:32 No.20829253 File1288233136.jpg-(33 KB, 355x550, 1286724529267.jpg) >>20829194 MARRY ME!

>>	tinypioneer !ICdZUHV3TM 10/27/10(Wed)22:32 No.20829259 >>20828587 I'd gladly do it. I love nanna.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)22:32 No.20829274 File1288233176.png-(196 KB, 519x610, 1280600833479.png) >>20828496 D--> Take your filth elsewhere

awwhellnah !!yU7JH6GAVz0 10/27/10(Wed)22:33 No.20829287

You inquire about another grub bar. She simply chucks one at your head which you catch after fumbling around to grab it a bit. You scarf this one down hungrily as well as ask her about the game.

1T W4S SOLLUX'S 1D34! H3 FOUND 1T 4ND S41D 1T WOULD B3 FUN. I W4S TH3 R3D T34M L34D3R UNT1L K4RK4T TOOK IT. >:(

Agree with terezi that karkat is an ass?

A. yes
B. no
C. do nothing and wait

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)22:33 No.20829300 File1288233234.png-(28 KB, 125x125, Nanasad.png) >>20829259 Are you going to take me home? Please? I'm cold and all alone and I have no limbs ;_;

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)22:34 No.20829323 >>20829287 A.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)22:34 No.20829325 >>20829287 A. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)22:35 No.20829338 File1288233311.gif-(2 KB, 209x187, 1287806198957.gif) >>20829204 she can smell your olge

>>	Matthew Patel !AtDRW3PTDQ!!Dz3F9fNzm0I 10/27/10(Wed)22:35 No.20829339 File1288233313.png-(165 KB, 1313x1477, 1286673425450.png) >>20829287 A. YES SAY THAT SOLLUX HAS A BAD IDEA, AND SHOULD BE CASTRATED.

>>	The Person Drawing All the Ships !.08g7DvXbY 10/27/10(Wed)22:35 No.20829349 File1288233324.gif-(82 KB, 650x450, good game.gif) >>20829259 Hooray!

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)22:36 No.20829370 File1288233363.jpg-(151 KB, 483x427, Trollucy.jpg) >>20829300 Go die in a gutter, bitch. You're not even a troll.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)22:36 No.20829393 File1288233411.png-(150 KB, 563x612, 1286080468908.png) >>20828496 not goiing two happen any tiime 2oon biitch

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)22:37 No.20829420 ITT What's sympathy?

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)22:38 No.20829445 File1288233504.png-(7 KB, 209x284, 1288052036665.png) >>20828967 >>20828945 >>20828992 My Own Clone. Now Neither Of Us Will Be Virgins.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)22:38 No.20829450 File1288233513.gif-(3 KB, 244x238, TCTalk.gif) >>20829300 AwWwW tHaT sHiT sUcKs Li'L bRo. SuRe, I'lL tAkE yOu HoMe.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)22:39 No.20829477 >>20829450 Unfortunately, Nana bled to death due to Eridan's prior gunfire. Gamzee was chill with it. The end.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)22:40 No.20829496 File1288233620.png-(51 KB, 650x450, 1284920495778.png) >>20828496 )(ow about m--E gutting you 38(

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)22:40 No.20829501 File1288233630.png-(12 KB, 253x432, pathetically kawwaii.png) >>20829477 thats wwhat just happened bitch

>>	Matthew Patel !AtDRW3PTDQ!!Dz3F9fNzm0I 10/27/10(Wed)22:40 No.20829505 >>20829445 KANAYA LESBIAN SELF-SEX? >>20829450 GAMZEE, WHAT WOULD YOU TRANSPORT HER WITH? YOUR ENTIRE ROOM IS FILLED WITH AN ASSORTMENT OF HORNS AND USELESS OBJECTS.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)22:41 No.20829527 >>20829513 >feeding >your lusus Fuck you my lusus went missing today.

awwhellnah !!yU7JH6GAVz0 10/27/10(Wed)22:41 No.20829534

He sounds like an ass to me.

She retaliates with a quick whap to your shins. Y3S BUT YOU DON'T KNOW H1M Y3T SO S4V3 YOUR JOK3S!!!

She continues on about the game, you catch that it's suppose to alter reality and shiz. You also continue to ogle her which she then whaps you again! 4ND 1 KNOW YOUV3 B33N OGL1NG M3 YOU P3RV3RT!!
A. apologise
B. let her keep on with buisness
C. Ask her why she keeps whapping you

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)22:41 No.20829538 >>20829513 Kanaya screwed her clone.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)22:42 No.20829550 >>20829300 see >>20828593 >>20828621 >>20828667 >>20828714 >>20828766 >>20828872 >>20828927 >>20828945 >>20828967 >>20829031 >>20829080 >>20829274 >>20829393 >>20829496

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)22:42 No.20829553 >>20829534 Apologise, say it's human instinct. And then KISS THAT GIRL THIS INSTANT

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)22:42 No.20829560 >>20829534 A+C.

>>	Matthew Patel !AtDRW3PTDQ!!Dz3F9fNzm0I 10/27/10(Wed)22:43 No.20829569 >>20829534 B AND C. IGNORE THE FACT THAT SHE REALIZE YOU WERE OGLING HER.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)22:43 No.20829571 >>20829253 :33 > JO)-(N, T)-(IS IS MINDBOGGLINGLY RIDICULOUS.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)22:43 No.20829583 >>20829534 Ask her if she'd like to "drub your nub" and wink.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)22:44 No.20829592 >>20829534 Apologize and KISS THE GIRL THIS INSTANT

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)22:44 No.20829597 File1288233855.jpg-(60 KB, 648x438, Johnkat.jpg) >>20829571 I DON'T CARE! OUR LOVE IS NONSENSICAL!

>>	Matthew Patel !AtDRW3PTDQ!!Dz3F9fNzm0I 10/27/10(Wed)22:44 No.20829610 >>20829553 ACTUALLY THIS.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)22:45 No.20829616 Oh wow Hussie, another big flash so soon?

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)22:46 No.20829649 File1288233984.gif-(33 KB, 650x450, 1286958436296.gif) >>20829616 >MFW he's telling the truth

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)22:46 No.20829664 File1288234011.jpg-(59 KB, 200x198, Geso..jpg) Has anyone seen my sister and mom? They look like a really pretty gray skinned girl with fins for ears and a giant tentacle monster, de geso.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)22:47 No.20829672 >>20829597 D --> d0 Y0U HAVE ANY R00M, D --> iN ANY 0F YO0UR QUADRANTS, D --> f0R ME,

>>	A Dead /co/mrade 10/27/10(Wed)22:47 No.20829684 File1288234038.gif-(6 KB, 650x450, 02719.gif) >>20829616 >>20829649

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)22:47 No.20829687 >>20829505 >LESBIAN SELF-SEX as opposed to... heterosexual self-sex? ??????

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)22:48 No.20829723 Late in so many ways, but... Gamzee 30% Sollux 10% Eridan 15% Equius 5% Aradia 30%

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)22:48 No.20829732 File1288234118.jpg-(25 KB, 323x414, AFish.jpg) >>20829664 NOP-E! No idea w)(ere t)(ey went!

>>	Matthew Patel !AtDRW3PTDQ!!Dz3F9fNzm0I 10/27/10(Wed)22:49 No.20829756 >>20829687 BUT IF SHE'S FUCKING HERSELF, AND SHE'S FEMALE, DOESN'T THAT MAKE HER A LESBIAN?

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)22:49 No.20829764 >>20829732 )(OW COULD YOU TURN DOWN IKA MUSUM--E? You )(eartless bastard!

awwhellnah !!yU7JH6GAVz0 10/27/10(Wed)22:50 No.20829791

You've already concluded that kissing her would be top priority when SHE WONT WHAP YOU.

You apologise as scincere as possible, she simply laughs with her H3H3H3H3 and continues on with her laptop conversation.

Why the hell do you keep whapping me anyway? It's hurting like a mother fucker.

B3C4US3 1TS FUN!!! H3H3H3H3H3H3H3 >:]

1F YOU R34LLY W1SH TO CRY 4BOUT 1T 1 C4N STOP. >:|

Really? thanks.

H3H3H3H3 NO! >:]

She then whaps you several times against your hips.

What do now?

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)22:51 No.20829794 >>20829756 No that's called masturbation

>>	Matthew Patel !AtDRW3PTDQ!!Dz3F9fNzm0I 10/27/10(Wed)22:51 No.20829810 >>20829791 FUCK THIS. RAPE TEREZI.

>>	Matthew Patel !AtDRW3PTDQ!!Dz3F9fNzm0I 10/27/10(Wed)22:52 No.20829829 File1288234369.png-(14 KB, 650x450, Batman_Minding_His_Business.png) >>20829794 I REALLYADFS;KLJAJWLKERLK;JWEKLJR

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)22:53 No.20829838 >>20829791 Ask when the game begins.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)22:53 No.20829840 >>20829756 just seems kind of redundant is all

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)22:53 No.20829852 >>20829829 the filename on this is amazing

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)22:54 No.20829863 >>20829664 Yes! And your mom is hungry! Better bring her some calamari!

>>	Matthew Patel !AtDRW3PTDQ!!Dz3F9fNzm0I 10/27/10(Wed)22:54 No.20829865 >>20829840 THAT IT DOES, ANON, THAT IT DOES.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)22:54 No.20829902 >>20829791 Ask about this game and when it starts. Also find out if this Karkat guy is team leader don't we need to speak to him to play.

>>	Matthew Patel !AtDRW3PTDQ!!Dz3F9fNzm0I 10/27/10(Wed)22:54 No.20829907 File1288234499.png-(96 KB, 500x500, NINTENDO_KID_LOL..png) >>20829852

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)22:55 No.20829910 >>20829723 That's only 90%; is the other 10% a missing limb?

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)22:56 No.20829945 >>20829910 >Vriska - Was 10%

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)22:56 No.20829951 File1288234586.png-(5 KB, 201x261, StitchKanaya.png) Having sex with her own effigy. Licking the crotch of the doll. Feeling the same on her own body. Kissing, rubbing, licking; all done to the doll, but a force returns the favor to her.

awwhellnah !!yU7JH6GAVz0 10/27/10(Wed)22:56 No.20829958

>>20829838
You inquire as to when the game starts.

WH4T YOU H4V3NT NOT1C3D? 1TS B33N GO1NG ON WH1L3 YOU W3R3 TOO BUSY OGL1NG! HEHEHEHE

You turn around to notice that a good portion of her tree house it gone and her porch is covered by three sloppily placed machines. You inspect one of the machines while Terezi goes back to licking her screen.

You hear your silly PDA buzz again as well.

A. ignore the PDA and dick around with machines
B. check PDA
C. Figure out how to use this "shield" of yours.

>>	awwhellnah !!yU7JH6GAVz0 10/27/10(Wed)22:57 No.20829981 >>20829958 >HEHEHEHE son of a bitch need to stop rushing the typing.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)22:57 No.20829986 >>20829958 B, then dick around with machines and C.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)22:57 No.20829987 >>20829958 Check the PDA, we can dick around with the machines in a bit.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)22:58 No.20830003 >>20829951 wait that's kind of hot

>>	Matthew Patel !AtDRW3PTDQ!!Dz3F9fNzm0I 10/27/10(Wed)22:59 No.20830012 >>20829958 ALL OF THE ABOVE.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)22:59 No.20830015 >>20829958 Also, I'd like it if the rest of this was put into pastebin so I can catch up on it tomorrow.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)22:59 No.20830022 >>20829958 A. Then search her house for a bucket.

>>	awwhellnah !!yU7JH6GAVz0 10/27/10(Wed)23:00 No.20830066 You answer your PDA. The text is a darker blue then Terezi's text yet easier to read W8t the hell are you doing???????? and who the grub are you?! what do?

>>	Matthew Patel !AtDRW3PTDQ!!Dz3F9fNzm0I 10/27/10(Wed)23:01 No.20830081 >>20830066 TELL HER THAT SHE'S A FILTHY WHORE, AND YOU HATE HER MORE THAN ANYONE ON THE PLANET.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)23:02 No.20830098 >>20830066 Be pleasant.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)23:02 No.20830103 >>20829951 I Uh Huh Wow

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)23:02 No.20830113 >>20830066 Give a different name than last time!

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)23:02 No.20830118 >>20830066 Give your fake name and ask her name as well.

>>	Matthew Patel !AtDRW3PTDQ!!Dz3F9fNzm0I 10/27/10(Wed)23:02 No.20830127 >>20830081 >>20830098 DO WHAT I SAID; MAKE IT VERY GENTLEMANLY AND PLEASANT TO READ, HOWEVER.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)23:03 No.20830150 >>20830081 Humans don't have kismetudes. Trolls actually get pleasure from it, we don't.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)23:04 No.20830156 >>20830113 Make the new name coincidentally include 8 somehow

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)23:04 No.20830166 >>20830150 Hate-fucks, yo

>>	Matthew Patel !AtDRW3PTDQ!!Dz3F9fNzm0I 10/27/10(Wed)23:05 No.20830182 MAKE LOTS OF DIRTY TALK OVER THE PDA.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)23:06 No.20830208 >>20829958 sUDDENLY LEAVE YOUR CAPS ON.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)23:06 No.20830218 File1288235197.jpg-(58 KB, 300x831, 1287521231660.jpg) >>20829951

awwhellnah !!yU7JH6GAVz0 10/27/10(Wed)23:07 No.20830239

>>20830127
You reply with

"Why yes hello my name is Pat Mcrotch and I must say that this conversation wasn't and isn't one I was intending on having yet before we exchange our differential form of pleasantries I must ask that you disclose your name.

Talk normal damn8 I'm trying to understand how the hell Ter got her own plaything!!!!!!!! She's gloating it you know.

I really don't believe that from what I just encountered that she would gloat about anything really.

A. Continue to converse with this individual
B. close PDA and continue dicking around
C. Check up on what's going on inside room.

>>	Matthew Patel !AtDRW3PTDQ!!Dz3F9fNzm0I 10/27/10(Wed)23:09 No.20830283 >>20830239 WAIT, I'VE GOT A BRILLIANT IDEA! A. ASK VRISKA HOW THAT ROBOTIC ARM IS DOING FOR HER.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)23:09 No.20830294 >>20830239 Dick around while talking, MULTITASKING is one of our INTERESTS.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)23:10 No.20830297 >>20830239 C. Accidentally drop some filling from Grub Bar. Find a bucket so you can clean it up.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)23:10 No.20830302 >>20830239 A, mess with Vriska's head.

>>	Matthew Patel !AtDRW3PTDQ!!Dz3F9fNzm0I 10/27/10(Wed)23:11 No.20830347 >>20830283 >>20830302 ALSO, ASK HER WHY SHE BROKE HIS LEGS.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)23:12 No.20830355 >>20830239 PmC: Hey listen I can't talk right now PmC: I gotta spin webs superbad

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)23:12 No.20830376 >>20830347 Wonder at, then disregard, this bizarre meta-knowledge that keeps shouting in our brain.

awwhellnah !!yU7JH6GAVz0 10/27/10(Wed)23:13 No.20830402

You inquire as to how her arm is doing. She stays silent for a while as you activate and de-activate your shield weapon thing. It spreads out to cover half of your arm and close back to the size of a simple remote. It also has the batman symbol on it. Which is bad ass cause you fucking love batman.

Suddenly your head is filled with immense pain, you can see the numbers 8 float around a bit as your head throbs. Recent memories pulling up from the top of your mind as well as all of your thoughts upon your actions.

what do?

>>	Matthew Patel !AtDRW3PTDQ!!Dz3F9fNzm0I 10/27/10(Wed)23:13 No.20830406 >>20830376 NOFUN.PNG >>20830355 ALSO ASK HER IF SHE NEEDS TO SPIN WEBS. SUPERBAD.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)23:14 No.20830415 >>20830402 Think of Terezi's chest and squishing spiders. And buckets too.

>>	Matthew Patel !AtDRW3PTDQ!!Dz3F9fNzm0I 10/27/10(Wed)23:15 No.20830426 >>20830402 TELL HER THAT SHE WON'T FIND WHAT SHE'S LOOKING FOR, AND THAT SHE IS AN INEPT MANIPULATOR WHO RELIES ON PSI ALONE.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)23:15 No.20830435 >>20830402 Oh no! Try not to think about all the conflicting voices in your head telling you to do stuff! Distract your thoughts with that recent movie you saw with the street tough maverick with nothing to lose.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)23:15 No.20830437 >>20830402 Call for help like a pussy.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)23:16 No.20830450 >>20830402 focus thoughts entirely on filthy buckets.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)23:16 No.20830461 >>20830402 Fill your head with terezitits.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)23:16 No.20830463 >>20830402 Start playing chess with ourselves mentally very loudly. VERY LOUDLY.

>>	Matthew Patel !AtDRW3PTDQ!!Dz3F9fNzm0I 10/27/10(Wed)23:17 No.20830468 NO WAIT, FOCUS THOUGHTS ENTIRELY ON VRISKA AND KANAYA SPINNING WEBS SUPERBAD.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)23:17 No.20830489 >>20830468 MP: Stop being Meta

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)23:18 No.20830494 >>20830402 Think of Terezi's tits and buckets.

>>	Matthew Patel !AtDRW3PTDQ!!Dz3F9fNzm0I 10/27/10(Wed)23:18 No.20830506 >>20830461 >>20830494 THESE.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)23:19 No.20830525 File1288235976.png-(372 KB, 392x508, t3r3z1.png) >>20830494 >>20830461 >>20830415 WH4T T1TS? >:?

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)23:20 No.20830554 >>20830468, gtfo, stop trying to force >>20826958

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)23:20 No.20830563 File1288236056.jpg-(398 KB, 704x885, The focus of the picture is HE(...).jpg) >>20830525 THESE FUCKING TITS!

awwhellnah !!yU7JH6GAVz0 10/27/10(Wed)23:25 No.20830661

You try your hardest to focus on a very loud chess game commencing between two naked terezis. Their pieces are all buckets in different shapes and there are squished spiders upon the board. This causes the mind digging the end quickly with a message appearing in your PDA

Dude........ What the fuck?

Maybe you shouldn't go around digging into peoples head's Vriska.

How the hell do you know my n8me??????

You end the troll conversation quickly. Trying to recover from the throbbing head ache as you turn to investigate the room. You notice that things are moving around in the air, colliding with some weird furnace looking thing. Terezi on the other hand is long gone and you're alone in her room.

A. investigate her laptop
B. assist in the mystery force moving her shit
C. Do x
D. god damnit find some more grub bars you're starving

>>	Matthew Patel !AtDRW3PTDQ!!Dz3F9fNzm0I 10/27/10(Wed)23:26 No.20830692 >>20830661 D.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)23:27 No.20830718 >>20830661 A. Pretend to be Terezi. She speaks 1337 right? You can do that.

>>	Matthew Patel !AtDRW3PTDQ!!Dz3F9fNzm0I 10/27/10(Wed)23:28 No.20830738 >>20830718 ACTUALLY THIS, AND SAY VERY NASTY THINGS AS TEREZI TOWARDS EVERYONE ELSE.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)23:28 No.20830750 >>20830661 C. Do the mario

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)23:30 No.20830776 >>20830661 Use her laptop, don't pretned to be her, fuck around.

>>	Matthew Patel !AtDRW3PTDQ!!Dz3F9fNzm0I 10/27/10(Wed)23:30 No.20830777 >>20830750 I RETRACT ALL PREVIOUS VOTES DO THE MARIO

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)23:31 No.20830805 >>20830661 C Give Terezi some ecstasy too. Errybody be rollin'

>>	geekyTaurin 10/27/10(Wed)23:32 No.20830828 File1288236722.jpg-(388 KB, 900x800, tavros wip copy final.jpg) Oh hello. Drawfagging if anyone wants to request something.

>>	Matthew Patel !AtDRW3PTDQ!!Dz3F9fNzm0I 10/27/10(Wed)23:32 No.20830854 >>20830828 EQUIUS DOING THE ROBOT TAVROS AND VRISKA WEARING SUNGLASSES, WITH THE CAPTION: DEAL WITH IT

Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)23:33 No.20830857

Guys.

Problem Sleuth was sburb's alpha.

Basic captchapalogueing.
Alchemization had not yet really been implemented.
Sprites were added later to help the players along and focus the game more.
Before the sprites the enemies were based on the player's surroundings.

In the alpha there was no derse or prospit but Skaia was still there as the imaginary land.

Upon opening the final door they received the ultimate reward and created a new wold for themselves.

Pose as a team, the world is real.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)23:33 No.20830870 >>20830828 Vriska singing i whip my hair back and forth.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)23:34 No.20830877 >>20830828 Ooh, Kids meeting the Trolls, and the trolls turn out to be amazonian sized. Like 8 feet tall or some such. Include hilarious dialogue if possible.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)23:34 No.20830878 >>20830828 YOUUUU I REMEMBER YOUUUU GIVE ME THAT MNC CARTOON SHOW POSTER

awwhellnah !!yU7JH6GAVz0 10/27/10(Wed)23:34 No.20830881

>>20830776
You travel to her laptop. While doing so you sing the mario theme in your head and aloud as well. Jumping around and what not and knocking the floating things in the air.

As you reach the laptop you see another troll fighting around with some crab monster. As well as several chats opened including that which hold

CG - carcinoGeneticist
AG - arachnidsGrip
TC - terminallyCapricious

do you :

A. talk to CG
B. talk to AG
C. talk to TC
D. check out her other shit that isn't her laptop
E. Hunt down those glorious grub bars

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)23:35 No.20830923 >>20830828 Trolls and kids meet but unlike the "Trolls are tiny" theory, the kids are half the height of the trolls. Vriska is looming over John and he looks half intimidated half intrigued.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)23:36 No.20830927 >>20830881 B. Talk to AG! Pretend to be Terezi even though she can see you somehow? Who cares, this will be hilarious.

>>	Matthew Patel !AtDRW3PTDQ!!Dz3F9fNzm0I 10/27/10(Wed)23:36 No.20830928 >>20830881 E. FUCK EVERYTHING, GRUB BARS.

>>	NotAnon !Frz2YYuFcA 10/27/10(Wed)23:36 No.20830945 >>20830857 Oh Oh shit That makes sense >>20830854 Double entendre tee hee! >>20830828 Kanaya teaching Vriska how to sew Its not working out

>>	geekyTaurin 10/27/10(Wed)23:37 No.20830960 File1288237045.jpg-(259 KB, 900x1000, midnightcrewwip cop1y.jpg) >>20830878 Ack! It's not totally done, but here, have what I've got so far ;-;

>>	Matthew Patel !AtDRW3PTDQ!!Dz3F9fNzm0I 10/27/10(Wed)23:37 No.20830970 >>20830945 VIDYA ENCHILADAS

>>	psychedoutTheoreticall !/4EvER/hxI 10/27/10(Wed)23:38 No.20830988 >>20830828 Dave and Aradia dropping some sick fires as Daft Punk

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)23:38 No.20830996 >>20830881 B. Show her the horrible fanfiction you just wrote about you pulling we8s out of her asshole.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)23:38 No.20830997 >>20830923 Seconded!

>>	Matthew Patel !AtDRW3PTDQ!!Dz3F9fNzm0I 10/27/10(Wed)23:39 No.20831018 >>20830996 B AND E.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)23:40 No.20831037 >>20830881 b. ask her if she needs to spin we8s super8ad

awwhellnah !!yU7JH6GAVz0 10/27/10(Wed)23:41 No.20831077

>>20830996
My god that's terrible... Why would you think of this?

Anyway you open up the tab holding AG's chat, you investigate key points of it. The beginning stating that Terezi asked Vriska who the hell you were and if you were a trick. Then going on into how you were a bit perverted and she was mad at you for escaping your death sentance. Other then that it is simply Vriska saying that it's all a trick for Terezi to gain the upper hand in the soon to be starting game.

Now you begin to speak with her.

H3Y VR1SK4 GU3SS WH4T.

Wh8 issssssss it? Here to say how awesome your alien boy is? He's sick in the head you know!!!!!!!!

You reply with?

>>	Matthew Patel !AtDRW3PTDQ!!Dz3F9fNzm0I 10/27/10(Wed)23:42 No.20831100 >>20831077 POST THE FANFICTION.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)23:43 No.20831115 >>20831077 HE'S typing on this computer hi! Also think of a typing quirk that will be conveniently different to the rest of the characters'

>>	Matthew Patel !AtDRW3PTDQ!!Dz3F9fNzm0I 10/27/10(Wed)23:43 No.20831129 >>20831100 >>20831115 BOTH OF THESE.

>>	awwhellnah !!yU7JH6GAVz0 10/27/10(Wed)23:44 No.20831133 >>20831077 Just to clear it up you are currently pretending to be Terezi on her own computer. So don't be confused with her typing quirk being used unless you request that you speak normally.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)23:44 No.20831141 >>20831077 Keep up the charade, pretend to be Terezi and ask if she has any extra grub bars. Or if she knows where Terezi keeps them.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)23:44 No.20831145 >>20831077 Post that god damn fanfiction. My perversion will not be denied.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)23:45 No.20831174 >>20831145 Please don't do this.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)23:46 No.20831184 >>20830828 Kanaya, Stitch and Diamonds Droog having a fashion show.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)23:46 No.20831191 >>20831145 Please totally do this.

>>	Matthew Patel !AtDRW3PTDQ!!Dz3F9fNzm0I 10/27/10(Wed)23:46 No.20831192 DO IT OP POST THAT FANFICTION. I, THE GUY WHO DIED FROM A SINGLE PUNCH, DEMAND THAT YOU DO.

awwhellnah !!yU7JH6GAVz0 10/27/10(Wed)23:49 No.20831269

>>20831077
You begin to post the fan fiction. Reverting to your regular form of typing in a SURPRISE TWIST. Your typing quirk is simple grammar with the occasional spelling error as it's most likely the least common thing in this entire planet. You are forced to post most of it by memory due to your lack of /co/mrades but you pull through. Her reaction being -

Goooooood god damn th8s disgusting. Why would you, why would any one wish to wr8 this????????

Shouldn't have gotten into my head you know.

Your act of 8rutish revenge is to disgust me? Seriously????????

That could be correctomundo.

As much as I would respect th8 I'm a bit too disgusted to think straight at the moment.

AG has ceased trolling GC

You are the successor!! yet you failed to inquire on the where abouts of your much wanted grub bars damnit.... SHOCKING DEVELOPMENT. It appears that the sun is turning a bright red with rocks falling from the sky.

you :
A. stay inside and hunt down dem bars
B. freak out and try to hurry up the process of teleporting into the medium
C. go outside and find Terezi
D. bug The other two accounts she was speaking to.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)23:50 No.20831292 File1288237831.png-(194 KB, 469x515, 1277142891949.png) great, update in good time, just before i go to sleep. i'll sleep fine tonight

>>	Matthew Patel !AtDRW3PTDQ!!Dz3F9fNzm0I 10/27/10(Wed)23:50 No.20831297 >>20831269 A AND D. I WANT THOSE DAMN GRUB BARS.

>>	psychedoutTheoreticall !/4EvER/hxI 10/27/10(Wed)23:52 No.20831332 File1288237931.jpg-(140 KB, 650x462, for HEAVY.jpg) >>20831292 commie asian girl!!!!!

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)23:52 No.20831342 >>20831269 Activate the viewing function on Trollian, thus discovering that her disgust was a distaction and AG is pleasuring herself to the fanfiction.

>>	Matthew Patel !AtDRW3PTDQ!!Dz3F9fNzm0I 10/27/10(Wed)23:53 No.20831367 >>20831342 OH MY GOD, THIS. I RETRACT MY PREVIOUS VOTE.

>>	awwhellnah !!yU7JH6GAVz0 10/27/10(Wed)23:54 No.20831381 >>20831342 This only works with server players and future usage when contacting the humans. Not when contacting the trolls themselves.

>>	Matthew Patel !AtDRW3PTDQ!!Dz3F9fNzm0I 10/27/10(Wed)23:55 No.20831401 >>20831381 FINE THEN, ASK HER WHY SHE'S PLEASURING HERSELF TO THE FANFIC.

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)23:55 No.20831413 >>20831269 Post erotic comments to Karkat

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)23:57 No.20831450 >>20831381 Fine then, use our previously unmentioned REMOTE VIEWING PSYCHIC POWERS to watch her pleasure herself to the fanfiction.

>>	Matthew Patel !AtDRW3PTDQ!!Dz3F9fNzm0I 10/27/10(Wed)23:57 No.20831454 >>20831413 VOTE TAKEN BACK ONCE MORE, I VOTE FOR THIS NOW.

awwhellnah !!yU7JH6GAVz0 10/27/10(Wed)23:57 No.20831457

>>20831401
You attempt the contact AG yet she doesn't respond. The meteor impacts are becoming more severe as the ground shakes a bit. You then hear a screech of pain that greatly hurts your ears.

you :
A. keep bugging AG
B. Once again search for grub bars
C. dick around with the stuffed animals to help the guy trying to activate that furnace contraption.
D. go outside and look for Terezi
E. bug the other two accounts posted

>>	Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)23:57 No.20831460 >>20831413 >413 Can't disobey that dude.

>>	Matthew Patel !AtDRW3PTDQ!!Dz3F9fNzm0I 10/27/10(Wed)23:58 No.20831479 >>20831460 AGREED. POST EROTIC COMMENTS TO KARKAT.

awwhellnah !!yU7JH6GAVz0 10/28/10(Thu)00:01 No.20831545

>>20831479
You contact CG asking him how his upper leg areas are.

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

1 W4S ONLY WOND3R1NG 4BOUT TH3M B3C4US3 1 DONT W4NT TH3M TO HURT TOO B4D L4T3R. >:]

I STILL DON'T FUCKING GET WHAT YOU'RE SAYING, ARE YOU GOING TO HELP ME GET OUT OF THIS SHIT HOLE THAT YOU DUMPED ME IN OR NOT?

A. keep bugging karkat
B. help karkat
C. search desk area for grub bars
D. go outside to look at meteors or shit

>>	geekyTaurin 10/28/10(Thu)00:01 No.20831555 File1288238492.jpg-(81 KB, 334x631, equius robot.jpg) >>20830854

>>	Matthew Patel !AtDRW3PTDQ!!Dz3F9fNzm0I 10/28/10(Thu)00:01 No.20831557 >>20831545 TELL KARKAT YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX, SAVE KARKAT.

>>	Matthew Patel !AtDRW3PTDQ!!Dz3F9fNzm0I 10/28/10(Thu)00:02 No.20831580 >>20831555 AWESOME

>>	Anonymous 10/28/10(Thu)00:02 No.20831589 >>20831545 Fuck this asshole, go find the girl and kiss her this instant.

>>	Matthew Patel !AtDRW3PTDQ!!Dz3F9fNzm0I 10/28/10(Thu)00:04 No.20831626 >>20831589 THIS, AND SAVE KARKAT.

>>	Anonymous 10/28/10(Thu)00:05 No.20831669 >>20831545 A I think I remember an upgrade for Litany of Curses being here.

awwhellnah !!yU7JH6GAVz0 10/28/10(Thu)00:06 No.20831682

>>20831626
You quickly grab karkat's bed with the controls and throw it into the red sea that looks alot like blood. He jumps across it to escape what seems like imps.

Oh well you did your part so time to save the girl you guess. You rush outside and view meteors destroying the forest, you don't care much because forests suck. You notice that the rope is hanging from the pull and straight down to the ground.

A. attempt to slide down rope
B. jump down in a hard boiled manner
C. find a safer way down.

>>	Anonymous 10/28/10(Thu)00:06 No.20831683 500 posts of this, /co/. 500. Just think about that for a while.

>>	Anonymous 10/28/10(Thu)00:06 No.20831693 oopdort >Rose:

>>	Anonymous 10/28/10(Thu)00:07 No.20831726 File1288238872.gif-(18 KB, 650x480, PedoDave.gif) >>20831589 >fuck this asshole okay dude if youre into that kind of thing

>>	Anonymous 10/28/10(Thu)00:07 No.20831727 File1288238873.gif-(21 KB, 650x450, 02803.gif) what the fuck

>>	Anonymous 10/28/10(Thu)00:08 No.20831737 apdoot

>>	Anonymous 10/28/10(Thu)00:09 No.20831762 ERIDAN'S TALKIN TO ROSE TIME FOR SUM WIZZARDRY

>>	Matthew Patel !AtDRW3PTDQ!!Dz3F9fNzm0I 10/28/10(Thu)00:09 No.20831766 SLIDE DOWN

>>	NotAnon !Frz2YYuFcA 10/28/10(Thu)00:10 No.20831804 NEW THREAD FOR NEW PAGES >>20831791

>>	Anonymous 10/28/10(Thu)00:10 No.20831808 I think we need a new thread then?

awwhellnah !!yU7JH6GAVz0 10/28/10(Thu)00:11 No.20831842

>>20831766
You slide down the rope quickly, yeah it burns your hands ALOT but you don't care. You roughly land on the ground and dash towards the sound of the scream. Upon reaching the source you view Terezi kneeling over a dead white dragon thing with a huge hole ripped through it's back and chest with meteors around it.

(new rule, if your post ends in 413/134/341 or anything of that combonation we do what you say no matter what)

do you :
A. ask her if she's ok
B. ask what the hell happened
C. tap dragon and inspect it
D. head back with out saying a word

>>	Anonymous 10/28/10(Thu)00:20 No.20832088 >>20827749 It's kind of funny how the drinking game completely failed in this thread.

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