>OP image

Every_Homestuck_thread_ever.jpg

Also, isn't there already a thread?

Fucking reported for spam god damn.

Well, i guess that's a drink for me.

Rule of /co/ #65: Never trust Nepeta

saged, reported, and called the cops

Already a thread.

>come to /co/ to get away from the craziness of /v/
>see this thread
>realize that /co/ and /v/ are exactly the same
>my face

>>20819506
Your face has a watermark?

Why that image OP?

Fucking why?

>>20819528
We haven't met, have we?

>>20819470
>Also, isn't there already a thread?
Yes, but there's 0 discussion going on.

When will John use his wind powers?

Does he even HAVE wind powers?

Yay, image limit was reached in the old thread, now I can get back to posting weird fanart I've found.

>>20819565
Actually, /co/ just sorta assumed he did because of his title and windwaker stuff.

The heir of breath might just mean he's supposed to do something with the land of wind and shade. We don't see rose seer of light having laser vision, she's just in the land of light and rain. Only time/life titles might have powers.

>>20819576
>>20819586
>>20819594
Stop dumping images douchebag

sage this spam shit

Image dumping killed the last thread.

For tonight:

NORMAL MODE (general)

Drink once for every two posts Grant Moronson makes.
Drink once for every "homosuck is shit" image.
Drink every time someone posts and admits they fell for a fake update call.
Drink twice if the update is real.
Drink once if you thought the update was fake but it's real.

HARD MODE (specifics)

Drink once every time Zig is a faggot (drink up)
Drink once for every 3 misspelled words NotAnon posts
Drink once every time an OC is posted
Drink once every time Ivan stumbles in the thread and makes either a ": T" or ": I" face.
Drink once every time half-snacks begs for attention and does a shitty job at trolling

NIGHTMARE MODE

Flash update: Flip lid and start screaming "How Do I Live". Record and post to /co/mrades to judge you with their hurtful words

>>20819616
Spam this sage shit!

One day I will overthrow Hussie in the SBaHJ department. Also yes, there is an update for SBaHJ, not this one, but an update.

>>20819631
I severely doubt any homestruck mspa fans are old enough to drink or even purchase alcohol.

>>20819644
Bro, you're trying too hard and it shows.

>>20819657
WELL, better drink up

The last [s] really cured my antsy from waiting updates. Now i F5 only once in a day.

>>20819657
>Trying to hard.
DO
HEE HOO
What I do is make some random ass images, and see where it goes. So far, only like two have been so terrible I wish I never made them.
Go to the MSPA forums. THAT is trying to hard


This is the one I wish I never made.

>>20819651
I am and Fuck im getting drunk already thanks zig

if i get drunk i might as well be a godamm 12 year old

>>20819596
We have seen strange wind-events relating to him, and the wind apparantely has some sort of feelings for him.
WindXJohn OTP

Also, Dave has got time powers. I think that it is a safe bet that the others will sooner or later learn their respective powers by heart.

>>20819683
Dude, that one's actually legit though. Like the whole point of SBAHJ is that it's not over the top, it's like, right under the top. Just ridiculous, but still makes you wonder if this is supposed to be legit or not. (drink)

Also to my understand, all of these Homestuck tripfags that seem to pop out of nowhere, they are from the forums, right?

Also, have a tutorial on how to make your OWN SBaHJ comic.
>>20819707
Every time you don't like my SBaHJ comics, I make three more.

>>20819631
Chug that shit like a Faygo if someone mentions WriterFag.

>>20819699
Wind <3 John

Time <3< Dave

Rose >3o Light and Dark

Jade <> Space

Did anybody checked the hussie forumspring?
>I drew almost nothing for this. The character portraits which you're probably referring to were all independent interpretations by the contributing artists.

>>20819720
Trying too hard agian, bro. Also you need some original artwork, just saying.

>>20819746

>>20819720
It was my undestanding that /co/ <3< the MSPA forums. I don't think many of us are from there. I could always be wrong, though.

>>20819728
Wrong.

Wind <3< John (SHIT HOW DO I CONTROL THIS BREEZE IT'S LIKE HAVE TO MANIPUALTE A COMPLEX PRESSURE SYSTEM)
Dave <3 Time (dude its not that hard you just go back in time do some shit and then become future you and then you go into the future do some shit and past you becomes future you how hard is it serious)
Rose <>? Light ???
Jade c3< Space ???

>>20819683
>>20819644
both really good

>>20819707
i disagree. the point is mocking any sense of aesthetics we have, in arts and language as in humour. the obama-economy streched image, the different narrow fonts in awkward colors, the black guy who actually has no part, the reuse of old images.
>the

You could attribute the increase of threads like this to MSPAchan going down. Refugees moving in.

>>20819770
>Shirt correspondence
1 S33 WH4T YOU D1D TH3R3

>>20819770

>Dave <3 Time (dude its not that hard you just go back in time do some shit and then become future you and then you go into the future do some shit and past you becomes future you how hard is it serious)

This is pretty much the opposite of what Dave said earlier

>>20819784

Nah, I understand they all moved to 413chan

>>20819789
>this is some serious carefull coriography shit it's harder than you can handle

Really? Maybe he was just trying to seem better than john by making it sound like he had a hard time and still managed? He did say that john would be terrible at it, and everysone says he has an inferioritty complex.

>>20819808
Or did they? Or did they.....

>>20819808
>>20819784
The best reason not to visit these places: No differing opinions. Once in a while you need someone to snap their fingers in front of your eyes and show you that something is not necessarily good. Secluded communities like that turn into things like furry communities: Persecution and superiority complexes abound.
Trolls and haters are a part of this balanced breakfast.

Best wallpaper or best wallpaper?

Personally I think Vorked's best work was the pickle jar one. It just felt like an authentic SBaHJ to me, and I can count on one hand the fan contributions to the series that've managed that.

>>20819854
It's how communities work. Standard established, everyone agrees, haters get out. 4chan has a thing about being nice, and it's okay to be rude, for example. The MSPA forums are the opposite. People from each have a hard time with the other.

>>20819859
No, this is the best background.

>>20819873
I think that it was a bit too... copied from others, but hey, it was requested, as is all of my SBaHJ works.
Well except that animated one.

My two favorites I did are the hair one, and the VIDEO game one.

>>20819893

>>20819859
Better

>>20819884
Thing is the official forums are large enough that that doesn't even apply to them 100% of the time anymore. As an example, there are some goons who post there pretty frequently and seem to be dedicated to being the dissenting opinion in a very imageboard-y way. (They're also the ones who popularized dealwithit.gif though so take that for what you will.)

>>20819893
I think it was the
>just how TOKED was the creator of this lid when he created it!?
that did it for me. That kind of awkward, if grammatically correct, phrasing is something that feels very SBaHJ to me, and doesn't seem to happen very often in fan offerings.

So here's a dumb theory I came up with on the bus today:

I was wondering why exactly it is that the kids' sburb session isn't supposed to "Bear fruit" as it were. Then I had something of an idea:

We know that the trolls' version of Sgrub was made by deciphering the codes found in the frog temple near Aradia's hive.

We also know that the Harleys live near a similar frog temple.

Another thing we know is that Hass Harley, billionare adventurer, has some connection to Skaianet, the company that created sburb. Heck, he probably helped to decipher the code or some shit.

Hass Harley, billionare adventure, has also been bumming around in the veil for God knows how long, presumably using a part of Sburb's code, or something.

So my theory basically goes like this: While exploring the veil, Hass Harley, billionare adventurer, learnt about Lord English and his universe-devouring habits. He also found the frog temple, and recognised it as being the very same as the one near his home back on Earth. Not a man to take predestined universe destruction lying down, Hass Harley, billionare adventurer, altered the code that, years in the past, he himself was to decipher. Perhaps he believed that, were the chain of universe creation to end, he would be able to starve Lord English. I'm not sure what exactly he has to gain from destroying the entirety of existance... Maybe he thinks that the energy released from Lord English's death will create a new universe, one which no longer lives in the shadow of time-travelling superdemons.

Heh. I don't know. It's kind of a lame idea, and I'm sure I missed something.

>>20819925
I do like the art board on the forums. For the two threads I post in, they offer good requests and helpful tips.
Like when I started putting too many typos in. Which I did go through and fix in the laziest of ways.

Homestuck will turn out to be nothing but one long overcomplicated Con Air fanfic. Sburb, Lord English, the trolls, and pretty much everything else are just red herrings.

>>20819958
that's a pretty good theory

>>20819986
I've been saying this for a long time.
Even some of the characters share similar names, or jarbled versions.

>>20819958
WHile a cool thery, I think it falls in the "learned about Lord English in the veil".
The Sburb games have, as far as I know, no mention at all of Lord English.
The kids don't know who Lord English is, the Trolls don't know who lord english is. I bet the sprites don't know who lord english is.
The only people we have seen having knowledge of Lord English are either his direct agents, or the Midnight Crew.

And the midnight crew are fucking awesome.

>>20819732
link?

>>20819667
I know anytime I feel like hitting f5 more than once I just play my alterniabound playlist.

>>20820013

True, true, but it's not necessarily out of the question, I think. Maybe it is. Bleh.

>>20819958
I've always interpreted the progression of universes as a tree rather than a chain, since it makes more sense from an evolutionary point of view (and Skaia is, at its core, a means of reproduction). In any universe X, some number of cultures get to play the game; each such culture has exactly one session successful enough to get everyone into the Medium and reach the Reckoning, and after that whether they succeed or fail is entirely on their own merits. That way, the cultures and individual members of that culture that are able to overcome the challenge of the game define the mythology of the next universe - selecting for traits that will lead to future successes. Branches that won because of a fluke are possible, but these ones are liable to die out when none of the budding cultures in that universe bear fruit. Conversely, especially strong strains might see several civilizations bloom, giving them a stronger chance of persisting despite possible flukes and fuck-ups down the line. Making it an unbroken chain of succession - one universe to one universe to one universe infinitely - sort of cheapens that, and makes you wonder why it took so long for someone to fuck it up and make existence go extinct.

>>20820071
Thanks now I imagioning the entire universe as a sylladex.

>>20820071

Huh. I like that idea, actually. I guess trees really make more sense than chains.

Hey Slick. Someteeth in your dick

>>20820071

I dunno, it doesn't work for me for several reasons. For one, everything seems too predetermined to actually test the players or anything. The players just seem to be used by sburb as much as the game constructs. Second, if there are several sessions in the same universe, it would mean you could end up with two exactly same exiles, like two Jack Noirs or something.

>>20819935
>Luke Wilson as Sweet Bro
>Ben Stiller as Hella Jeff

holy shit, how blind I could be?????

and who'd be Geromy?

>Snoop Dogg as Geromy

>>20820162
They wouldn't be exactly the same though. Different sessions breed different circumstances and outcomes. Sure there may be two copies of Jack Noir on Earth, but they'd be different people.

So what do you all think? Does this count as Hero Mode Nannasprite?

Do you guyz have a clean version of the Sburb spiral thing ?

>>20820205
Close enough.

>>20820193
No. One successful session per planet with intelligent life.

>>20820162
For the first one, I'd point to some of Aradia's "skip to the end" monologue:
>FAA: i d0nt kn0w if it was just bad luck
>FAA: 0r an extensi0n 0f the curse karkat insists he br0ught 0n us
>FAA: that lead t0 the incidental and unf0rtuit0us pr0t0typing 0f feferis p0werful lusus
>FAA: with0ut which the battle w0uld have p0sed little challenge
>FAA: i think
>FAA: it was m0re likely just an0ther inevitability
>FAA: a pr0duct 0f c0llusi0n between the disparate f0rces at play
>FAA: a bargain struck between what skaia kn0ws already and what the g0ds demand up fr0nt
>FAA: t0gether they 0rchestrate trials sufficient t0 ensure
>FAA: that in 0verc0ming them we w0uld be pr0ven w0rthy
>FAA: 0f inheriting the ultimate reward
>FAA: ribbit
>FAA: wh00ps
It's clear that it's a test, at least to me. Every civilization is allowed a buy - at least one team will reach the Reckoning, or else the meteors wouldn't have seeded the game - but they are required to prove their worth.

And as for #2, well, yeah you can get two Jacks. But they might be halfway across the galaxy from each other, or in another star cluster, or on opposite sides of the universe. Space is *big*, and in a world where a civilization must be destroyed to give it a chance to play the game (and, according to Karkat, even the new civilization created by the Exiles is eligible) the chances of them meeting are pretty much infinitesimal.

>>20819935
/r/ing the SB&HJ movie poster

>>20820220

>>20820205
John has gray hair, so it's hero mode. So yes.

>>20820262

>>20820193
>>20820241
>>20820162
I am pretty sure we have several sessions per universe, and that a planet can be host to a session multiple times after sufficient re-population by exiles.

As for multiples of Exiles, I'd imagine that it'd be atleast a few hundred years untill they have repopulated/rebuilt enough to be ready for the next sburb session. (and even then, they just might not get one because the Universe had a headache) So the first exiles are propably dead by then.

>>20820269
MANY THANKS

My mistake, it was Terezi
>GC: NO NO NO
>GC: S33 1RON1C4LLY TH3Y G3T TO DO TH4
>GC: 4FT3R TH3YR3 DON3 H3LP1NG YOU TH4T 1S
>GC: YOUR JOB 1S OF GR34T3R CONS3QU3NC3 TO S4Y TH3 L34ST
>GC: BUT P4RT OF TH31R JOB 1S TO R3BU1LD L1F3 4ND C1V1L1Z4T1ON TH3R3
>GC: 4ND 1F TH3YR3 SUCC3SSFUL 1N THOUS4NDS OR M1LL1ONS OF Y34RS TH3 T3CHNOLOGY 1S UN34RTH3D 4ND TH3 PL4N3T 1S R1P3 FOR S33D1NG 4LL OV3R 4G41N

>>20820220
>>20820269
Your screen is not ready

http://tinyurl.com/sp1rog4ph

there's also a 720p one on youtube
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bT2gfHU6yCU

>>20820292
>I say hundreds of years

>>20820329
>Terezi says thousands or millions

WELL FINE

>>20820292
So what does a session with exile players have as a poulation?

>>20820420
Uh.

More exiles I guess!

Oh, is it theory time?

Ok, I got a good one.

Aradia does everything for a reason. Every action she makes fills a hole in the cogs of paradox space. Even seemingly arbitrary things like desecrating the frog temple fulfil a greater purpose in time.

Killing Vriska wasn't a merely a petty act of revenge. It also had a purpose. If Aradia hadn't killed Vriska then her dreamself would probably have been on Prospit with the rest of the dreamselves when it blew up. If that had happened she wouldn't have the vision eightfold while in the veil.
And if she didn't have the vision eightfold, then she couldn't read Jade's Magic Cue Ball.

Fuckin' wheels within wheels.

>>20820420
Unclear. It might be gray carapaces. Or the civilization they create might not be their species at all.

>>20820420
More exiles, unless evolution does it's thing and they change appearance somewhat.
This is assuming the exiles can actually reproduce themselves, which is not a given, actually.

They might have to find a ectobiology-station and clone some humans, and from that reproduce the entire world.

>>20820463
Huh. That hadn't really occurred to me. Very nice.

>>20820463
jpegs. jpegs everywhere.

>>20820429
That seems asinine
>>20820476
Given that the technology from the Medium seems largely unavailable post-session it seems likely that they can reproduce naturaly.
Or perhaps they're just very long lived.
>>20820463
I always figured it served a purpose.
Though it just also happened to be a brutal act of revenge.

Oh, and who egged her on? Droog.

I don't trust that sly devil one bit.

>>20820548

>I always figured it served a purpose.
>Though it just also happened to be a brutal act of revenge.

And I always thought Skaia or whatever was setting up scenarios like this, like somebody who's supposed to get punched happens to have a very punchable face, things like that.

>>20820125
WWHHHHHHHHY

>>20820560
Aaaand that's Spades. Fuck.

>>20820548
Thoose are pretty much the options, either they ecto-clone whatever race played the game. Or they reproduce by themselves.

Then again, the only source we have that they can play another session is Terezi, and she could have been talking straight out of her ass.

>>20820579
Sorta
Scratch was using Vriska to set shit up for the session, so that brutal act of revenge may or may not have been pre-planned.
Its hard to say because while Scratch is a master manipulator and always seemingly three steps ahead, hes not infaliable

>>20820125
nice work

>>20820463
GOOD MORN1NG SL33PYH34D!

>>20820697

You know, it'd be interesting to see that even Scratch is being used by this whole clusterfuck, the whole paradox space being a pileup of predestination and manipulation on many different levels. And kids' session would be the one that breaks it, successfully, without becoming a doomed timeline. Would make it so much more special.

Bluh bluh

>>20820721
She was poking her with the cane before the slap.

if Lord English can teleport through time, why haven't we seen him yet?

>>20820842
Who's to say we haven't?

>>20820842

Because he didn't choose to appear in any of the times that we've witnessed?

>So now that you've got that game engine made you're going to get your team of free labo--wonderful volunteers to make more pseudo-game like that right?

>Possibly, verging on probably.

Anyone else hoping we get to play as the other trolls in a future game? Seeing all those inaccessible transportalizers really piqued my curiosity.

>>20820842
we already have

>>20820842
He's camera shy.

>>20820842
Who says we haven't?
Also, he's been in hiding, and is presumably subtly nudging time along his preferred path.

>>20820842
SHIT, almost forgot about Alterniabound
WHOOPS

>>20820842
Becasue he dosent want to be seen
>>20820772
That seems like the sort of thing hed expect though
>>20820798
AHH THE GRUBS
For hideous bug babys, they were adorable!

>>20820842
But... but we have.

He's already here.

>>20820798
Anyone got the slightly more hero-mode like version of this?

>>20820842
psst...hey you.
yeah you there.
i have a secret for you.
lord english is 16x prototyped jack noir
karkat: "I GUESS WE CAN BOTH SAY I TOLD YOU SO"
terezi said jack was dangerous
that is her "i told you so"
karkat said he knew who it was..even if he wasnt too sure.
that is his "i told you so"

>>20820922

>>20820853
It would be a great way for Hussie to fill out those 240 or so combinations of kid/troll conversations without having to make a pesterlog for each. Tons of exposition in a neat little package and without feeling like it's just going through the motions.

>>20820940
He's the best mom ever.

>>20820940
>alterniabound_contained.jpg
>save as .zip
>unzip
HOPY SHIT

>>20820979
Sorry, it's not that one - 4chan doesn't let you upload stealth archives anymore. :(

i'll just leave this here

>>20820940

>>20821045
Take it back

JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADE

Okay, so we've finally concluded that Rose didn't fry Nanna's brain or anything. So what DID she mean when she said coercion was no longer a problem?

>>20821186
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

>>20821197
She probably has dark spells similar to what Vriska can do with mind control. But even Vriska's power didn't violate people or ruin them, just forced them to say or do what she commanded and then left them as they were.

Maybe she just magicked Nanna into doing what she needed and then left her be.

>>20820463
Dude, seriously.

You're fucking... dense.

Check the "Obvious things you missed" thread.

God fucking dammit.

>>20821186
Oh nooooooooooo!

>>20820940
>Equius and Nepeta
That is never not adorable.

>>20821197

Maybe she just told her it would help John? It doesn't have to be something incredibly malevolent, come on.

>>20820940
You know, I'm just sad we can't see grub Karkat's teeny angry face. I bet it's fucking adorabloodthirsty.

>>20821197
Simple. She either mind-controlled Nanna temporarily, which is still pretty dark, or she literally coerced her and just threatened to blow Nanna up if she didn't install the beta. Or, perhaps, she just made friends with Nanna, and the coercion comment meant nothing.

>>20821328
Get out of here Terezi.

>>20821354
oh god stop talking about his lips thats the second millionth time
ok youre clearly gay and youve probably got some issues about it dude

I wish the entire troll story would've been told through interactive medium. I mean, this only took the team four days and they even had technical difficulties. And it's equivalent to, what, thirty pages and ten humongous pesterlogs? We could have gotten through Hivebent faster and gone more indepth. Ah well, hopefully Hussie's warmed up to the idea of more frequent "games" after this.

>>20821423
Fuck dude. I'd say the game was the equivalent to more like 150 normal page.

>>20821423
Seriously, I think the exploration flashes from early Homestuck were my favorite and I hope he keeps doing this sort of stuff.

>>20821423
Yes but it wouldn't have been as epic.
And Homestuck is a webcomic.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIeFCi_8tos

GET SOME LEAVES!

>>20821354
>>20821410
I dunno man, those lips are pretty mesmerizing.

>>20821470
Yeah, except John's LOWAS flash ran slow as hell for me. They should stick to 8bit/16bit sprites from now on.

>>20821470
You mean 1 game an act? That's probably going to be his pace.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYsx_p6x9Tg&feature=related

Terezi's blindness isn't as epic as she'd like you to believe.

>>20819457
>that pic

>>20821486
So thats what thats from.
Cool
I miss the MSPAchan fan ventures

This is my OTP :3

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2-hiHUh4UQ

HE BROKE OUT OF HELL
TO MAKE THINGS RIGHT

http://mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/songs/alterniaboundsongs/THE_NIC_CAGE_SONG.mp3

I can't not read Eridan without an Irish accent.

>>20821598
Oh my god correct spell-
>Not NotAnon

Oh. At least you have a better fucking OTP than vriska X tavros.

>>20821598
There are certainly worse.

>>20821273
...What?

I don't even read the MSPA forums and even looking at that thread now, I can't see what you're getting at.

No need to be a dickhead.

>>20821677

Vriska x Tavros is so over. Anyone who believes otherwise is an idiot.

>>20821708
She... had his legs in a trunk.

>>20821684
Not going to happen so long as Eridan has a pile of shitty wands.

>>20821726

It's not that she doesn't love him, it's that he won't love her back, ever. He's just not into cute girls, apparently.

>>20821708
There's always the disease know as friendship.

>>20821726
And Terezi had the Brain pike in her room, she even said they all steal each others shit for the hell of it.

>>20821708

Same goes for pretty much any Vriska/Troll pairing.
Except with Eridan but for the opposite reason.

>>20821726
That's all in the past.
Now there is only CAGE
...GODDAMN I DON'T HAVE A PICTURE OF THE SHRINE

>>20821764
iMPLYING HE'S UH, GAY,

>>20821850

Yep. A pioneer in trollkind, too.

Vriska x You!
Go ahead...
Kiss the girl

>>20821708
>Vriska x Tavros is so over.

>HE WAS RIGHT FUCKING THERE. I TOLD YOU TO LOOK, BUT I GUESS YOU WERE TOO BUSY FROLICKING IN THE SKY OR WHATEVER YOU DO ON THAT GAUDY YELLOW MOON.
>oH, mAN, yEAH SKY FROLICKING WAS PROBABLY DEFINITELY THE THING i wAS PREOCCUPIED BY,

>>20821850
>dat japanese writing

bahahahaha
also his name is spelled wrong :C

Sup guys!

Also, get ready for some AlterniaBound videos soon.

I keep imagining Kanaya slowly and dramatically sawing off tavros' legs set to the end of evangelion I KNOW I LET YOU DOWN song.

Oh, the slowmo, the repetition, the facial expressions and various reactions. Karkat's one minute faint sequence. I wish to animate this.

>>20821528
Actually, on the forums, some guy is making a Homestuck Based game called Housetrapped.
It is pretty much going to be Homestuck with different characters and sylladex's and stuff in terms of what happens.
For now anyway.

>>20821910

???

Is this implying that he was distracted with frolicking with Vriska?
The Vriska with the nonexistent dreamself?

>>20821928
Does karkat even have lips?

>>20821831
Vriska<3Cage and Wind<3John are my OTPs, they are the best OTPs ever.

>>20821935
>1 minute faint sequence

TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOOOOWN

>>20821954
that sounds fun. I hope he incorporates the whole "make your own character"-thing that seems to be sweeping the fandom.

>>20821598
>NotNotAnon
...what the hell?
>>20821708
Well that seems to be the general opinion, so I wont fight it

>>20821962
Of course he does. But he's a guy, so they don't really appear ever.

>>20821960
More just that Tavros was up to some secret shenanigans that will probably throw all of the irons into the fire when we find out what it was.

>>20821962
Uh, yeah.
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?game=save&s=6&p=004690

>>20822026

but
how could that possibly be related to the greentexted 'VriskaXTavros is so over'

how

>>20821809
>Steal each others shit
>His god damn legs
Ok, why the fuck would the trolls still have them, and who the fuck would be willing to keep them.
I don't ship VriskaXTavros, but... that's just borderline weird man.

After seeing the troll grubs there is no fucking way any Troll x Human pairing is gonna work. I mean do any of you expect even a possibility of grub-babies? Gross.
Don't get me wrong, it'll be tried. We most likely will see a john/vriska smoochfest along with whatever else Hussie is willing to dish up. Every action, of course, has consequences and all the youths, troll and kid alike, will learn the hard way that interspecies couplings is a bad fucking idea.
In the very end, when it's all said and done, vriska and tavros will be made a reality. The fun now is seeing the journey and character development that'll bring us there.

>>20822036

Even more lips

http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004372

>>20819720
SHIT BRO THAT WAS EASY.

>>20821954
I wonder how massive that would be.
Because I have had visions of an Homestuck game.
You play as a group of 3 kids, either two guys one girl or two girls one guy. You start as one kid in your house, learning the sylladex and etc. This would be the tutorial section. You then move onto your randomly generated land. Which you then traverse for awhile and do some quests, and then you repeat this process as the next kid in line. Once all three kids are in you can switch between them freely, and even group them up should they happen to be in the place. Combat would be focuse on being as epic as possible, with this meaning that creatures below your level are defeated without combat earthbound style (character does a spinning animation) and creatures your level or above take some time to defeat.

Alchemation simply work through combining stats on items. (Meaning that upgrading generally isn't done through alchemztions but rather through finding new weapons, alchemation just lets you customize stuff)

Eventually you'd get some sort of reckoning happening, and a final boss battle etc.

Now to check out the game this guy is making, and be utterly disappointed when it isn't EXACTLY what I envisioned :(

I'd make it myself, but I am too lazy/inexperienced

>>20822008
Are you envious of my impeccable mastery of the English language?

Ia m tyop free

>>20822099
Yeah, I'm sure the only thing they're thinking about is if they can put babbies in each other. It's not like people have recreational sex or non-sexual relationships like ever.

>>20822099

I don't understand why reproduction (or the inability to do so) is supposed to be an issue with any of them. I mean. Why would they care if their horizontal tangos won't produce children? I mean if they want to raise kids so badly they can just do what human gay couples do and, like, adopt. Or have surrogates or whatever.
If they ever make a new universe for that to be an issue in the first place, that is.

>>20822128
>My reaction when I check it out and it isn't actually a game but rather a fan-webcomic.
GODDAMNITTTT

>>20822158
Six solar sweeps, dude.

>>20822093
Its also the fact that is was JUST Tavros stuff in that room.
Besides the salamander and the cuttle fish it was all either his or her stuff.

Also why a cuttlefish?
Its the only thing in her room that didnt make sense.

>>20822099

Oh, but Vriska wouldn't even want babies, trolls don't roll that way. She just desperately wants to be loved back, and Tavros seems just incapable of that.

>>20822130
>Not I yam smart

Disappointing, you could have added in a hipster webcomic reference to your irony.

>>20822170

Looking in the wrong place bro

http://www.mspaforums.com/showthread.php?32625-FG-Housetrapped-(Thread-2)-now-you-get-two-play-iit.

>>20822158
>non-sexual relationships
Non... sexual? Like, without sex? In a relationship?

I do not comprehend.

>>20822169
>both Human and Troll populations completely drestroyed save for 12 trolls and and 7 humans
>adopt

HA HA OH WOW

>>20822099

Not that I care much at all about any shipping or whatever, but I don't think a bunch of 13-year-olds won't end up getting in relationships simply because they can't have babies. For the kids the options for baby making are extremely limited and awkward anyway.

>>20822130
Not at all
Its not a huge feat to out type me
Im just puzzled as to why you would want to associate yourself with me in anyway.

>>20822210
When two very messed up people called "Romantic Asexuals" have a very strong emotional bond...

rare as fuck

So has everyone either
A: Forgotten about pesterchum
B: Given up on it?

You can get it Here:

>http://www.mspaforums.com/showthread.php?30473-Pesterchum-2.0-TinyChum-1.4-RELEASE

>>20822221

>implying that they'd care about kids without a universe to raise them in
>further implying that a universe won't have kids to adopt

I mean really come on.

>>20822170
its both.
the demo for the game just came out...it is NOWHERE near done.
it IS also a pretty good fan adventure thing.
armada is pretty good at being fake hussie if he WOULD JUST UPDATE MORE

>>20822239
C: Gave up on it after people figured out how to get on the channel and check IP addresses

>>20822203
YEEEEESSSSSSSSSS
This seems gloriousss!

>>20822194
She's good friends with Feferi it seems. Could be a gift.

am I the only one that saw this?

>NANNASPRITE: Yes, that is quite high. You have climbed so much faster than I did in my youth. I am so proud of you!

I can not even being to think the implications of this.

>>20822239
im on

>>20822261

>good friends with Feferi
>Feferi calls her a spider)(ag right in her face

Yeah I'm not sure if it's friendship or bitchery going on here
Could be both through

>>20822099
>In the very end, when it's all said and done, vriska and tavros will be made a reality. The fun now is seeing the journey and character development that'll bring us there.

You're going to turn into one of those angry Zutara fans when this doesn't happen, and it will be hilarious.

>>20819631
I passed out a while ago. Just woke up.

Fuck my head hurts.

>>20822239
Oh right, I am usually online but I (picture related) it today.

>>20822245
Checking out the game now and we'll see how it works! :D

>>20822275
wait don't tell me...don't tell me

That "reality" in homestuck is also a game?

Of course it is. They have inventory systems. Sburb is a minigame/level creating utility.

>>20822290
And half the time they're antagonizing each other, and Vriska likes it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlzSRQ8C0uQ&NR

I know /co/ hates the voiceacting fans but i'm curious. I've heard good examples of Vriska, Tavros, Karkat, etc but none of Terezi or Aradia. Do they have 'main' actors anywhere?

I'm curious to hear how Terezi sounds to the majority. For me. her LEET speak makes me think of a distorted husky voice like Aisha Clan Clan, whilst her tendency to laugh makes me think of a Wicked Witch demeaner. Mix the two.

>>20822290
Those things are the same to trolls remember. Especially Vriska.

>>20822357
http://www.mspaforums.com/showthread.php?30837-Homestuck-Radio-Play-%28now-drafting-HIVEBENT%29&
p=4030181&viewfull=1#post4030181

there you go. The Terezi is pretty ok, though not exactly how I imagine her to sound.

>>20822357
She sounds like pinky-hair from FLCL in my head. Not a the cackling, annoying scratchy voice you'd expect from her face.

>>20822357
I constantly imagine Terezi with a lisp, even though it's wrong.

>>20822430
>implying haruko wasn't annoying

Boy she'd have to be your waifu for that voice to sound nice

>>20822316
Seems to be made in GameMaker with just exploration for now. Also it is hard-based on the comics characters and no random generated lands.

Oh well, with time this might be really good.

>>20822481

>random generated lands

To be fair, coding that for a fan game would be
...
Impossible?

he was right under our noses....

>>20822515
Havn't you seen Minecraft?
All you need is an LSD Dream siluator type texure generator and memory storage type thing, and BLAM. LANDS.

>>20822524
Fool
Behold your doom

I imagine terezi to have a somewhat less deep and raspy version of this chracter's voice.

>>20822541
Dwarf Fortress lands are more realistic, even if you can't actually see them.

Get Toady and Notch to collaborate on it.

>>20822400
Oh man, Terazi doesn't sound right at all and Aradia's VO sounds dead in the bad sence.

Nepeta's is pretty good though. Even beats Von Fawn's version , which i liked.

>>20822567
>Get Toady
enjoy it being released in 10 years

>>20822567
Between that and 30 or so Tile sets creates ALOT of possibilities for lands...

I think Alchemy is more of a problem then lands...

>>20822596
Technically minecraft is also in alpha.

I don't think such dev terms apply to indy programmers.

>>20822602
Alchemy? Get the team that made Spore. Actually Maxis could design much of the game on their own, with Toady and Notch as consultants. Maybe sign on someone who has experience with action games.

>>20822602
My imagination of alchemy is hidden stats within the items, and then look of the item changes Scribblenaut style.

And as mentioned above, randomly generated lands are not that hard.

What WOULD however, be hard, is:
Time-fuckery
Honestly, you can't predict what a user will do ever. Not without significantly removing their freedom.

>>20822626
>Spore
Yeeeeeeeeesnoooo
Yes.
It works. Consorts, the ability to combine stuff, etc...
A Homestuck game would be entirely possible.

>>20822430

I dunno, her voice reminds me more of Vriska than Terezi.

>>20822626

...
So we're agreeing that a Homestuck game with randomly generated content is outside the scope of an indie game developer?
By, a lot?

>>20822661
If we want it within our lifetimes? Yes.

>>20822645
Time Fuckery to an extent is possible, several games have had time travel as a key gameplay element. Forward in time wouldn't be possible though.

>>20822567
Yes, yes, a thousand times yes.
If there's one project that hope and pray someday gets its source opened, it's that one, for exactly that reason: they actually used physics and simulations and shit to build the world, instead of taking a randomizer and just plopping stuff down everywhere.

>>20822626
Alchemy on the other hand would basically require you to not mention the captchacodes themselves, because the keyspace is way too small to make it work without predestination already knowing what things the players will try to alchemize together.

>>20822549
Ooh, remember the depressed French girl? That could also be Terezi, only without the frech accent, IMO.

http://achrongame.com/site/gameplay-videos.php

An example of how time travel fuckery can be made in a game.

>>20822675
The thing with homestuck-style time fuckery is that it usually shown through pre-destination. For example, the ectobiology fuckery forces the player at some time to get onto a station and make some babies.

And that sort of takes away from the freedom I envisioned for the game.
You also can't really have explicit Prospit visions, though I suppose they could work as hints.

>>20822701
Mmm I'll just say I disagree and leave it at that. I always thought her voice as kinda raspy just like Karkat's

>>20822645

Maybe it just restricts you so you can't interact with other people when you travel back in time. Or if you ever meet your future self, you have to go back in the future and meet your past self or else get a TIME PARADOX game over.

>>20822744
Yes, I have seen that before.
But that requires a game designed entirely around it AND a big-fat UI element detailing ONLY that.

>>20822687
Indeed, if you are doing alchemation, you really shouldn't mention the captcha codes unless you want to send items between players. And even then you do not have to explicitly state the code.

Ya' know what I think?
I THINK IT'S PROBABLY A GOOD IDEA NOT TO PLACE A SET VOICE ON CHARACTERS. LEAVE IT UP TO YOUR OWN MIND TO MAKE UP WHAT THE HELL THEY SOUND LIKE.

Wasn't there an unreleased Nepeta theme from the Homestuckbound flash?

Where is it?

Alchemy would be very tricky and sadly always limited.

At best you'd have a wide range of combinable items with generic effects depending on the items involved.

At worst you'd get puzzle game logic where there is only one combination per items used and only what the dev thought of.

>>20822811
People do? Everyone saying 'Terezi could sound like this or that' is just saying 'to me Terezi sounds similar to this or that'.

Unless you mean the radio play, then I'd suggest not stirring this up again...

Writerfag updated
http://s828.photobucket.com/home/writerfag/allalbums

>>20822864

There's a remix of "Walls covered in blood" in the FF6 pub. Hit ctrl+t to get to it.

>>20822881
I'd much rather have an infinite number of items that are just generated paletta-swaps of each other than having 500 items all pre-decided

>>20822904
And not a single fuck was given that day.

>>20822881
OR YOU COULD PROGRAM OBJECTS TO HAVE 3 PROPERTIES.

FUNCTION (What the shit it's used for)
STRIFE SPECIBI (What the fuck it does if you try to hurt something with it)
WEIGHT (How fucking heavy is this piece of shit?)

AND THEN USE A GENERIC FUCKING WARPING PROGRAM TO MAKE A NEW ITEM.
LIKE THAT ONE THAT USED TO BE ADVERTISED ALL THE TIME AT SHITTY FREE GAME SITES.

>>20822919
Honestly, I'd rather have less items, but they're all unique. Opinions, I guess.

>>20822940
THEN HAVE YOUR RANDOM SHIT PULLED RIGHT OFF FUCKING WIKIPEDIA.

FUCK. THAT WOULD BE SIMPLE ENOUGH FOR SOME SCRIPT KIDDY TO DO.

FIND TEXT: "It's used" "It weighs" "careful/hazardous/defense/murder/"

>>20822895
bawwdaww
thats both adorable and sad
>>20822913
All that does for me is restart the theme of the character i am.

>>20822956
All you really have to do is define properties for all items that cna be picked up in the game, from there you can generate an item appearance, either through palete swaps or some sprite warping, and generate an item function and ability through simple combination/avarage.

>>20822940
>>20822996
sburbblenauts
also, you forgot size.

>>20823034
>>20822940
DURR DURR DURR.
I WONDER IF ANYONE IS DOING THIS YET?
fund it.

SERIOUSLY FAGS, LEARN HOW TO PROGRAM AND FUND THIS PIECE OF SHIT, YOU'LL GET MORE THAN FUCKING 9/10THS OF /v/, /g/, AND /a/ ON YOUR CASE.
MAYBE EVEN HAVING THEM FUCKING SEND YOU POINTERS AND SHIT. OR MONEY. OR CONTACTS WITH OTHER DEVS.

FUCK.

>>20822904
Knew she was just drama-whoring.

>>20823070
If someone dumps immense numbers of sprites in my ass I might get on this actually.

Then again, I will be very busy in december.
But I can look into this during the school break that is next week. See if I can get a prototype alchimation system online.

>>20823021

It seems I told a lie anyway, since it isn't in the pub. Huh.

>>20823021
Press it again.

homosuck

>>20822895
That's.....Really fucking depressing.
Just..Damn.

>>20823021
You gotta space TURNWAYS

>>20823021
http://mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/songs/alterniaboundsongs/

http://mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/songs/alterniaboundsongs/nepetastheme.mp3

>>20823118
I did
It just keeps restarting the theme
This is the version on the NG link right?

>>20823021
Just forget it man, you're gonna wanna download Boy Skylark and Megalovania anyway.
http://www.mediafire.com/?qqqld0dqynmw2r2

>>20823114
WELL AWESOME.
HUSSIE WILL SEND YOU A NICE LIFE-SIZE POSTER OF HIS REAL LIPS.
WHO KNOWS? MAYBE YOU'LL BECOME THE NEXT BABBY KODICK OR SOME SHIT LIKE THAT.

Wait no, I meant Bill Gates.

SHIT. WHATEVER. JUST BURN IT IN TO YOUR BRAIN.

>>20822811
That sort of thing is everywhere. Whenever a voiceless character is set to appear in a movie, cartoon or game, we ponder over how their 'offical' voice will compare to our own assumptions.

Sometimes it goes beyond even that. We've had entire threads based on how characters like Deadpool should sound, since the games all make him sound like Michelangelo.

>>20823260
I already have the songs
I was just wondering how to play Nepetas theme in the game.

Guyth, Guyth, thiith iith thewiiouth

>>20823328
You can't :3

>>20823366
Oh
Thats what the other Anon made it seem like
>>20823358
DAWW

>>20822239
It hasn't been updated in MONTHS. The developers themselves pretty much forgot about it.

>>20823358
I've always just imagined him saying it normally but stressing stuff with "i" in them.
BUT FUCK THAT. GIVE HIM A REAL LISP.

Does Sollux have a spitty Billy Quizboy/William Murderface style lisp, or the TH-heavy lithp?

>>20823395
Yeah, pretty much. All the developers abandoned Shinmera. He/she/it has been working on Tinychum, though. As a solo project. I know a guy who was workin' a new Pesterchum, but I don't know how that's going. Or if it's even still going at all.

>>20823432
Hussie seems to prefer the heavy TH lisp
So that

>>20823432
WHATEVER THE FUCK HE WANTS.
HALF OF THE TIME HE MIGHT HAVE IT.
HALF OF THE TIME HE MIGHT HAVE SOMETHING ELSE.
FUCK, HE CAN HAVE A JAMAICAN ACCENT THAT STRESSES "A" OR SOMETHING.

>>20823432
>Billy Quizboy-slash-William Murderface

YE GODS, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?

>>20823432
>Billy Quizboy
Christ almighty that fits so well. Can never unhear.

>>20822357

http://www.box.net/shared/ullxm4iufj

Why is Alterniabound not working for me, invisible wall, invisible walls everywhere.

>>20822904
Is there a drawfag in the house? I was at another thread (greentext LCS stories) and someone posted a Green Lantern-like statement

Though long as day, and hard as stone
No woman shall accept my bone
There's not one number in my phone
Behold my visage, FOREVER ALONE!

If someone could draw Eridan as a lantern with this saying, I would love you forever.
Or hell, any of the Homestuck characters that fit the FOREVER ALONE with this would be fine.

>>20823626
I am a drawfag but when ever I try to draw eridan it fails HORRIBLY everytime which brings much sadness to me as he is one of my favorites, I even tried to draw eridan yesterday screaming "Wwhy wwont anyone lovve me?!" but to no avail, I should give this a try though because that is awesome

>>20823626
Hed have to be a star saphire to make it truly hilarious.
>weeders acdord
Captcha high guys

>>20823610
That's it! That's how she should sound!

>>20823660
Dude, I don't care if you just spend a minute in MS Paint, or an hour in Photoshop, anything is appreciated.
And as an artist myself, I must tell you DON'T BE SO HARD ON YOURSELF. I did it for years, you can't let imaginary tormenting get to you.

>>20822357
Her voice isn't even really a voice, in my head. It's some combination of shrill yelling and, like, broken glass or something. The leet speak just fucks with my head, I guess.

>>20823452
That would be Armada.
The same guy making the HouseTrapped game.
He does a lot of shit.

>>20823610

MY EARS

>>20823730

Really? I always imagined Terezi sounding a little more sophisticated than the other trolls. Kinda the way I'd imagine Franziska von Karma to sound.

HA. Look what Hussie just posted on the MSPA forums

>>20823610
Myeeaaah. I could go with that. I'd probably peg her down as being a little lower or harsher maybe. But that would do.

Ye Gods, voice acting makes me wince though.

>>20823736
No, it's not Armada. It's someone who doesn't post on the MSPA forums.

The only two not made up voices I have for the Trolls are Vriska and Tavros
Who are Olivia Olson and Dante Basco respectivly
And its entirely your fault /co/

courtesy of hussie:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVOG7Yt_9FE

>>20824076
I have perfect voices for each of the trolls in my head. Except Tavros. I have Ivan's Tavros voice for some reason.

>>20819859
Sorry, this is superior.

>>20824253
You mean like their all matched up to professionals?
Who prey tell?
Embrace the Basco you know its a good choice

>>20824311
No, I meant I have my own made up voices.

Dave should be voiced by Michael Cera.

>>20824351
Oh
Ok
So did I up until the Olson/Basco revelation
They just fit so well.
To me at least
Opinions

>>20824257
The day someone animates this is the day I can die happy.

>>20824385
Close.

>>20824137
It's... mesmerizing.

>>20824385
Animated how?

>>20824669
I assume they mean in smell-o-vision.

sooooooo, is anyone working on that hivebent dating sim?

>>20824807

or one would assume that it would be animated like the original gif

>>20824889
only one worth doing would be that comedy kanaya one. but if they got the sprites from the recent flash more power to them I guess

>>20824889
If there is a God, then no.

>>20825005
So no one here is working on the hivebent dating sim, shame I guess I'll go delete the VERY GRAPHICAL SEX SCENE IMAGES, I was preparing for it.

>>20824889
NO
QUIT ASKING
I think its a forum endevor
much like the radio play we only get gossip and the rare news bite

>>20825064
Good. Another disaster averted thanks to me. No need for payment folks, I do it because I love ya.

>>20824889
Lead programmer here. There's about even odds that it's dead; all the writers up and vanished and if there's anything that needs a team in that twelve-character, four-relationship nonsensical pile-up it's the writing.

>>20825064
Sorry, we couldn't have used them anyway. H-scenes were going to be left out deliberately due to six solar sweeps.

What page is this thread on now anyway?

>>20825215
Not sure
I aint got any of those add ons

Hey anyone have any images of someone with a quivering lip
An anon needs it for referance

>>20825215
Just checked. page 10.

We just hit page 10.

new thread time then

>>20825238
10

NEW THREAD
MIGRATE
>>20825463

>>20823070
hey shittyballs. how goes the crusade against /v/?