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    152 KB Homestuck General Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)02:03 No.20812059  
    It's four in the morning, why are you checking for MSPA updates?

    Because I've lost control of my life.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)02:04 No.20812073
    Also, old thread:

    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)02:05 No.20812079
    So apparently we're doing blurbs of what the trolls would be like as humans.
    Done Vriska, Tavros, and Nepeta, now who.
    >> NotAnon !Frz2YYuFcA 10/27/10(Wed)02:05 No.20812085
    Its 2AM by my count

    So what from the flash are we discussing now?
    >> NotAnon !Frz2YYuFcA 10/27/10(Wed)02:06 No.20812092
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    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)02:06 No.20812103
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)02:07 No.20812114
    Equius is that creepy kid no one wanted to talk to in high school. Suicide ensues
    >> NotAnon !Frz2YYuFcA 10/27/10(Wed)02:08 No.20812134
    Why dosent Kanaya have horns?
    try again
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)02:09 No.20812147
    Pffff. 11:08 here, fuck you faggots.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)02:09 No.20812157

    I'd like to discuss Tavros' allusion to who the Demon is. (I just played the flash)

    Him telling Terezi they could both say "I told you so" if their hypothesis is correct makes me wonder if it's Spades Slick, who Terezi never trusted.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)02:10 No.20812168
    so guys

    when do you think Tavros is going to start believing is fairies

    because it's not so much >implied anymore as outright said that the only thing stopping him from being awesome is that neither he, nor any of the trolls, thinks fairies are real
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)02:10 No.20812171
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    Anyone know how to save this without the weird dithery effects? Im trying to export it from flash but having major difficulties.

    Bluh Bluh huge bitch
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)02:11 No.20812182
    4 in the afternoon, bitches. Everyone is now jealous of my delicious afternoon pudding sna-

    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)02:12 No.20812194
    That you, Australian Guy?
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)02:12 No.20812201
    No no.
    Equius is that big guy. You know the one, the dude that seems to be built on a larger scale than everyone else. He lifts weights, he's fast as fuck, yet none of the coaches can get him to join a sport and he always is the one getting those really high grades, he's also pretty damn ugly, so nobody talks to him, and has all these strange-ass hobbies that nobody knows about and has a dad that supports him heavily in everything he does.
    You get a few people like him, they're rare.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)02:12 No.20812202
    If time shenanigans are involved it's probably Spades from the kid's instance rather than the Troll's instance.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)02:13 No.20812216
    Believing made him fall down a flight of stairs. All that's holding Tavros back is that he is Tavros.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)02:13 No.20812228
    And he's quiet.
    Always, always so quiet.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)02:14 No.20812246

    Spades IS only from the trolls instance. It's Jack Noir in the kid's instance. Same dude, different titles.
    >> Prawn Salad !!Jb4qEJuvu3/ 10/27/10(Wed)02:14 No.20812247
    That does seem the most likely. If Bec gets prototyped like people have been wondering about since the beginning, that would be a fuckup cosmic enough to create the Rift. We don't know what something like that would do to Jack's mind, but it's not out of the question for him to go on a universe-eating rampage throughout all of history using Skaia's access to all points in time of all other universes at once.

    Plus that'd mean he fights Spades Slick at one point, which would be awesome.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)02:14 No.20812252
    Obviously, she doesn't have horns so she can accessorize with a wider selection of hats.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)02:15 No.20812263
    You mean Jack Noir, of course. This is why Karkat said both of them could say 'I told him so'. Karkat can say 'I told you so' because the Jack Noir of the troll's session didn't turn on them, and Terezi can say 'I told you so' because it was -a- Jack Noir that became the Demon.
    ...I'm still holding out for it being the Dignitary, I mean Karkat wasn't 100% sure it was Jack, and, especially after all the prototyping bullshit added on, I could see Karkat confusing Jack Noir with the Draconian Dignitary, seeing as the two actually look pretty similar to each other.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)02:15 No.20812269
    And of course, Equius would be a racist and rank people by skin color.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)02:16 No.20812283
    Either way, Spades wanted to destroy Lord English and was preparing to do so in the intermission.

    It's probably Jack Noir after more bullshit happens to him.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)02:16 No.20812286
    Eh, it was a hard request bro. Do Kanaya.
    Hard mode: Without her whole lesbian thing
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)02:16 No.20812288
    Well... I'm an australian guy.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)02:17 No.20812295
    Eh, it still seems like the Rift is something the kids do, not something Jack does. Also, it was implied that the Rift woke Lord English up from his hiding place, instead of summoning him to the troll's session.
    >> NotAnon !Frz2YYuFcA 10/27/10(Wed)02:17 No.20812309
    I though it was implyed that he isnt awesome becasue he put all his self confidance in things not even he thinks are real.
    He dosent have confidance in himself.
    As psychoticly as she tries to do it, thats really what Vriska was trying to do for him.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)02:18 No.20812320

    >>Plus that'd mean he fights Spades Slick at one point, which would be awesome.

    HELL yes.

    My dream scenario:

    a) Jack Noir and Spades Slick meet, high-five each other for being awesome

    b) SS totally ready to join JN's grim legions

    c) JN says the only condition is that SS has to wear the joker's hat

    d) SS: fuck that noise

    Then Spades teams up with John's Dad because of their shared love of fine headwear, starts a beat-down
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)02:18 No.20812325
    It's actually easier without the lesbian spheel, but k.

    Kanaya is the nice girl. No I don't mean the peppy Homecoming queen that's nice to everyone, I mean the one girl that's just amiable and probably later on goes into choir or art or something else similar and who is recognized by every teacher on campus and who had the ultra-supportive mother that always packs her lunch and includes some sort of candy and a note.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)02:20 No.20812345
    >that would be a fuckup cosmic enough to create the Rift.
    But rifts are common. Seriously, read Aradiabot's log thing at the end of Hivebent, she says they're usually benign, and even HELPFUL. That's where the 'kids cause the rift to get rid of English' thing comes from.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)02:22 No.20812366

    Yeah, that makes more sense.

    Also I'm also pulling for a JN/SS showdown
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)02:23 No.20812384
    Who now? Sollux? K, Sollux.

    Like Equius, Sollux is a quiet one. But he's a nerd, always dressed in baggy heavy clothes, tall, lanky, he's got the top grades in everything, he's the kid talking Algebra in 5th grade, but he's always quiet, sometimes talking to himself, and sometimes pulls out something weird he's working on and has that a dad that's not very smart, probably has a job involving heavy lifting or something with limited brainpower, and is mostly the kind of guy that thinks bonding with his son means watching a game of FOOTBALL rather than talking about the newest SVN release of some obscure program.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)02:26 No.20812423
    I think part of the problem is that there's two phenomenae at work here. One is the Scratch utilized by the kids to drive Lord English from his hiding place. The other is the GREAT UNDOING that sits at the far end of their timelines, beyond which temporal snooping is unable to penetrate. The former is a game mechanic, well-recognized and understood at least from the trolls' perspective, which is only troublesome because it was precisely calibrated to create the results seen. The latter is both more mysterious and the Bigger Deal.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)02:26 No.20812428
    Yeah, it seems like a lot of people are operating under the assumption that the Rift was this enormous game-breaking event, when it's really just another feature. The fact that a scratch was formed is irrelevant, and probably common enough that it can be accomplished without prototyping a First Guardian. It's when and where the scratch was formed that fucked things up for the trolls.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)02:27 No.20812441
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    by chance, did anybody save this?

    it's the improved act by act synopsis for new readers
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)02:27 No.20812447
    Opening this can of worms, but why is everyone so focused on kanaya's 'lesbian thing?' Trolls don't even have a concept for sexuality, understandably. Finding five different people to fill each of your quadrants seems hard enough, having all of them be of the right gender would be impossible.

    Andrew himself has said that gender is pretty much thought of as a vestigal thing and troll society pretty much doesn't care about it at all.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)02:28 No.20812457
    ...That's kind of why I hope that Aradia still exists in some fashion. I want to see how she acts in a theoretical situation where all the time-loops have been closed, and the future is an open book, and no one's around to pretty much read her the script of her life.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)02:29 No.20812473
    She prefers girls over guys. That's the gist of it.
    Just because there's no word for it in troll language doesn't mean it doesn't exist.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)02:29 No.20812477
    But he also said that Kanaya was a lesbian. Just because the trolls don't give a fuck about gender, doesn't mean that individual trolls can't have preferences.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)02:29 No.20812480
    Kanaya has already Auspistice'd males

    She even has a reputation for being Auspistice to a lot of people
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)02:30 No.20812492
    Could you repost what you guys wrote about the other trolls?
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)02:31 No.20812503
    What thread was it saved in? The General that was running at the time doesn't seem to have it...
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)02:31 No.20812507
    Where has it ever been actually said Kanaya is a lesbian? Her redrom interest(s) just happened to be the same gender as her.

    It hasn't been said anywhere that Kanaya EXCLUSIVELY prefers women. People just assume because that's how human sexuality works (and even then not really lol)
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)02:32 No.20812517
    Preferring a female in troll society is presumably about as casual as preferring a redhead might be in ours. Doesn't mean such a preference is unheard of... just means it's not important enough to have a word.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)02:32 No.20812521
    My hypothesis on how this whole thing is going to go down:

    >SS starts really wrecking some shit in the Kids' session
    >fuckhuge sideplot about the Kids finding the green sun
    >the Kids use green sun power to try and kill SS
    >obvioulsy, it doesn't succeed in killing him, rather it does the opposite and overcharges him with green sun powers turning him into Lord English
    >it does shove him out of the Kids' universe (and into the troll one), though
    >SS (now as English) is wrecking shit harder than ever in the trolls' session
    >Kids use Green sun power to jump to the Trolls' session or merge the two sessions together
    >pose as a team, cause you're about to wreck Lord English's shit

    And then it cuts to a squiddles intermission for four months.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)02:33 No.20812528
    Tavros, if he was human, he'd be the turtle-necked christian boy who never has sex until he's 30 and married, with the super-strict religious parents and is only allowed to watch Disney movies and isn't even aware he's going through puberty.

    Vriska is the chick that's not good looking or ugly, but is a total slut and went all the way to first and half base with Jim behind the football stands seriously dude, and has the abusive alcoholic mother, and later goes onto to drop out of highschool to do drugs.
    This is fun!

    Nepeta is that one girl that is into cute things as a kid and eventually gets into anime and starts drawing tons of shitty yaoi which she puts on the front of her binder and spends most of her day in the library reading romance novels or spying on that one guy she likes so much, and also has the completely average mom that was probably exactly like she was as a kid but eventually grew out of it.
    Also has mild acne.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)02:33 No.20812534
    Oh. It just seems that to most people, Kanaya's defining feature is 'OH SHE'S THE LESBIAN ONE.'
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)02:33 No.20812536

    I kind of picture him as more of a jerk, really. Like, anyone who tries to befriend him he just pushes away because they aren't smart enough to GET HIM.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)02:34 No.20812549
    Hussie said it I believe. He was pissed at people dancing around it and said outright "YES SHE'S A GOD DAMN LESBIAN"
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)02:34 No.20812551
    As far as I can tell it's an extrapolation of Andrew's comments vis a vis Kanaya (including a retroactive realization that "rainbow drinker" could easily be human innuendo for homosexuality). I don't know that he's said that Kanaya has a same-sex orientation *as such*.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)02:35 No.20812572
    For the sake of this, nobody's approached him. He's fucking huge.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)02:35 No.20812573
    I'd be interested in this too.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)02:36 No.20812575
    /r/ link to Nepeta's theme.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)02:36 No.20812583
    Rose already found the Green Sun.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)02:38 No.20812611
    I think she just found a *reference* to it - inscriptions and depictions that mention it. She was asking Kanaya for info, after all.
    >> Malkavian 10/27/10(Wed)02:39 No.20812624
    trying my hand at this drawfaggotry thing.
    What should I draw?
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)02:39 No.20812627
    You're forgetting a very important detail, Lord English wasn't just appearified to the troll's session, his hand was forced and he emerged from hiding. This means that whoever Lord English is, he's already been Lord English for a while now, he hasn't freshly ascended in other words.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)02:40 No.20812641

    Rose found a massive stone that looks like a captchalogue card with the green sun on it. I doubt she can just add that shit to her tree modus and zap sour apple lightning everywhere. I also doubt she knows how to use the thing. There will be lots of wierd puzzle shit for them to figure out, I guarantee it.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)02:40 No.20812647
    Vriska ripping the glasses off Terezi's face, both of them furious with each other. Possibly with a spade in the background.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)02:41 No.20812648
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)02:41 No.20812651
    Nepeta and Equius!
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)02:41 No.20812657
    Some Sollux and Feferi would be nice.
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    >> Malkavian 10/27/10(Wed)02:43 No.20812695
    on it.
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    >> Super Nintendo Chalmers !!FCaPCEMreg3 10/27/10(Wed)02:48 No.20812752
    >Vriska is the chick that's not good looking or ugly, but is a total slut and went all the way to first and half base with Jim behind the football stands seriously dude

    I have been cracked up
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)02:48 No.20812759

    There could be time travel. It could be SS or JN or whoever becomes English, once empowered, gets sent to the time before Skaia started generating universes as a kind of restart.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)02:48 No.20812761
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    Looks like dinner.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)02:55 No.20812838
    just a reminder to all the peeps predicting outcomes that there is still the matter of the WQ's ring that the earth exiles have managed to take with them

    we don't know what kind of effects it would have outside the medium but I would bet that its still important
    >> A Dead /co/mrade 10/27/10(Wed)02:55 No.20812840
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    I Wonder how Long Homestuck Will take to End Completely
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)02:56 No.20812848
    If trolls were all humans Gamzee would be...the stoner kid.

    Wow that one was hard
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)02:56 No.20812850
    troll pinkie pie is silly
    >> NotAnon !Frz2YYuFcA 10/27/10(Wed)02:56 No.20812851
    Laughed harder than I should have
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)02:57 No.20812872

    That's what comes after the intermission. Odds are they won't be able to kill English at all, but shove him out of the universe into paradox space, or escape the universe English is trapped in.

    Don't forget that English is most likely still alive by the MC intermission, which is hundreds of years after the reckoning.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)02:57 No.20812879
    Hussie has said it definitely ends on Act 7. However... since we're on Act 5 Act 2, I'm guessing it will REALLY end after Act 5 Acts 3-5, Act 6 Acts 1-10, and Act 7 Acts 1-34.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)02:57 No.20812883
    Hussie said it'll be about year and a half to two years.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)02:59 No.20812896
    not cool, should have been a sea pony.

    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)03:00 No.20812907
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    I have a theory. Lord English could be Alpha Jack Noir, who went beserk (Such as the Jack Noir from the Kid's session) and gained so much power that he became an unstoppable demon who resorts to eating universes to feed his insatiable hunger.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)03:00 No.20812917
    Can we have some flat chested Vriska in this thread?
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)03:01 No.20812931
    Also important is the fact that linearity in relation to any particular universe is *not* something that applies to a being with the ability to hop back and forth on that universe's timeline at will. When tracing "Lord Engish"'s path and future, one should remember that they are tracing his thread only, and that it doesn't necessarily line up with anybody else's
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)03:02 No.20812938

    No. Fuck off back to MSPAchan with your porn requests.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)03:02 No.20812940
    That's actually what I thought when we started act 5.2. Hussie really does break all his deadlines... he's not even going to (faithfully) keep the 7 act shit.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)03:03 No.20812945
    now that's just cruel.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)03:03 No.20812946
    I'm still not understanding where everyone is getting this "eating universes" thing.

    Did I miss something?
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)03:04 No.20812958
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    MSPAchan kicked the bucket, buddy.
    >> A Dead /co/mrade 10/27/10(Wed)03:05 No.20812962
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    I Would be Quite Shock If 3 years Pasted and Homestuck is STILL Going
    >> NotAnon !Frz2YYuFcA 10/27/10(Wed)03:05 No.20812964
    Well technicly he :interacts with them (the dead universe) in a preadatory manner)
    Most take that to mean he eats them, though I guess he might rape them or something
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)03:05 No.20812969
    >When executed, the subprogram will summon an indestructible demon into the recently voided universe. This monstrous being with the power to travel through time is inconvenienced very little by his arrival upon THE GREAT UNDOING. He has the entire cadaver of the expired universe to pick apart at his whim. From its birth through its swelling maturity and tapering decay. In a reality he is known to have marked for predation, he will go about assembling followers through various epochs, even going as far as personally establishing the parameters for his future summoning.

    The implications here:
    1) Lord English is generally summoned at the end of a universe, at which point he hops along its timeline to retroactively ensure that he was summoned.
    2) The universes such entangled are described as his "prey".
    >> A Dead /co/mrade 10/27/10(Wed)03:06 No.20812980
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    There a Whole Board on Plus4chan Only For MSpaint Adventures
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)03:07 No.20812983
    Given what seems to be a close connection to the reproductive functions of universes (i.e. Skaia), that might actually be a decent metaphor.

    ...does that make Lord English a necrophiliac?
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)03:07 No.20812991
    It's also SFW, so no porn requests there, I'm afraid.
    >> GeneralIvan !!es8jpwZdntp 10/27/10(Wed)03:09 No.20813014
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    I was suppose to be writing a report but ended up writing an unrelated short descriptive story involving Homestuck.

    I sicken myself.
    >> A Dead /co/mrade 10/27/10(Wed)03:10 No.20813019
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    >my face when he didn't know about /pco/
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    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)03:10 No.20813029
    you are still a liar
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)03:11 No.20813035
    actually shit nm its real
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)03:11 No.20813038
    you people are all jumping to mad conclusions saying that jack noir is lord english
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    >> A Dead /co/mrade 10/27/10(Wed)03:12 No.20813053
    Goddamnit Iven Stop Being a Damn beta and alpha up And Get that Report Done
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)03:13 No.20813060
    >Check mspa and see no update
    >go to /co/ and see that update image
    >Im no fool I was just there!
    >there really was an update right after I checked

    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)03:14 No.20813069
    >> NotAnon !Frz2YYuFcA 10/27/10(Wed)03:15 No.20813076
    Nana: Fucking up your prankster shit when you least expect it
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)03:15 No.20813081
    ...So the whole 'Rose being evil' ruse was a distraction?
    Alternatively, Rose really could have magically compelled Nannasprite into working for her and Nannasprite just doesn't give a fuck.
    >> A Dead /co/mrade 10/27/10(Wed)03:17 No.20813098
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    Nana, Master Troll
    >> NotAnon !Frz2YYuFcA 10/27/10(Wed)03:17 No.20813099
    All she ever said was she got Nana to help, and John was surprisd that Nana didnt pull some wicked prankster shit.
    Rose may be on a dangerous path, but she didnt scew with Nana
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    >ectobioblobabby sitter

    But seriously reading that out loud just as my brother walked by my room got me the greatest of all what the fuck looks.
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    >> Cretin !TROLlvzGSU 10/27/10(Wed)03:21 No.20813142
    I KNEW IT ALL ALONG. Hussie won't go grimdark when he could play something for laughs. Speaking of which,

    I just thought I'd remind all of you that:
    Jack might have become an Ace and trumped the Queen, but John is a Joker.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)03:21 No.20813143
    how long is hussie going to delay jades entering?, hes going beyond the impossible
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)03:21 No.20813147
    >screw with nanna
    Guess what guys, I have a new OTP!
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)03:21 No.20813153
    i really like this idea, of Lord English raping universes. if skaia is how universes procreate, universe sex, Lord English is a universe rapist. he is hijacking sburb to keep winning the game (and making more universe in his own image).
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    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)03:22 No.20813156

    nana is a pretty badss prankster

    shit it's 1:20 augh
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)03:23 No.20813167

    no, fuck your shit, rape always ruin everything
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)03:23 No.20813173
    So... Jade is finally moving on to join everyone else in the game and Hussie decides to fuck around with Nanna's gambit shit

    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)03:25 No.20813199
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    >John's face when
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)03:26 No.20813206
    All you fucks jumped to the conclusion that Nanna was trying to kill John last time.

    You are wrong.

    She is simply that good at pranking.

    Egberts are the best there is.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)03:26 No.20813214

    that's fucking retarded

    he devours the universes, it's an evil enough act you juvenile fuckwads
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)03:28 No.20813235
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)03:28 No.20813242
    you realize jade is about to get broken and be changed forever into totally fucking crazy, right? sleeping on a dead dreamself, horrorterrors, gods of the furthest ring, witch of space, the one who fucks it all up, etc.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)03:28 No.20813244
    >NANNASPRITE: Yes, that is quite high. You have climbed so much faster than I did in my youth. I am so proud of you!

    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)03:30 No.20813269
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)03:30 No.20813270
    but that makes no seeeeeense
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)03:30 No.20813276
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    I wonder how, no computers.

    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)03:31 No.20813282
    not necessarily.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)03:32 No.20813299

    I think the Echeladder is always there, even outside of the game, like the inventory system. Homestuck just exists in a game universe, even when the characters are not actually playing a game.
    >> Cretin !TROLlvzGSU 10/27/10(Wed)03:33 No.20813304
    go back to this page:

    >The streets are empty. Wind skims the voids keeping neighbors apart, as if grazing the hollow of a cut reed, or say, a plundered mailbox. A familiar note is produced. It's the one Desolation plays to keep its instrument in tune.

    >It is your thirteenth birthday, and as with all twelve preceding it, something feels missing from your life. The game presently eluding you is only the latest sleight of hand in the repertoire of an unseen riddler, one to engender a sense not of mirth, but of lack. His coarse schemes are those less of a prankster than a common pickpocket. His riddle is Absence itself. It is a mystery dispersing altogether, like the moon's faint reflection, with even one pebble of inquiry dropped in its black well. It is the most diabolical riddle of all.

    >"Absence diminishes little passions and increases great ones, as wind extinguishes candles and fans a fire." >-Walt Whitman

    >Yes, you are certain Walt Whitman said that. One hundred percent positive.

    >You have a feeling it's going to be a long day.

    this is something vital we missed. the whole world is a sham, or at least very flimsy. sburb is the world. the kids are in a matrix.
    the troll world had more life and depth because it was the progenitor. but the scratch interrupted the creation of the trolls' paradise, rendering it incomplete.
    >> Malkavian 10/27/10(Wed)03:33 No.20813306
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    Spoiler for this being the first time posting anything I've drawn and to protect those innocent from my terrible picture.
    Oh jegus here we go.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)03:33 No.20813314
    I think the echeladder is just an experience system in the same way that sylladexes are inventory management systems - a part of life in sburb-equipped universes, and only a part of the game in the sense that everything is
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)03:34 No.20813319
    I always thought this too.
    John and Dave are talking about their modus types before they even start the game.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)03:34 No.20813320
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    oh god no

    No that's even worse than 13/tinyPioneer

    Dude just nah
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)03:34 No.20813324
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    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)03:34 No.20813327
    Not to be a dick or anything, but that's just bad, bro.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)03:35 No.20813334
    echeladder exists irl. vriska had climbed ALL THE LEVELS before entering the game.
    >> Captain Olimar !!ooztLPjQLnv 10/27/10(Wed)03:36 No.20813348
    I wish I had a Nannasprite. She is my favorite character.

    Loving and wise. Just as a Nannasprite should be.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)03:36 No.20813349
    What is this from? I think I remember seeing an episode once but I could never remember what it was called to watch it again.
    >> Pang Tong !KOcvfNjeL2 10/27/10(Wed)03:37 No.20813361

    oh crap I actually laughed at the deviantart-ness
    >> NotAnon !Frz2YYuFcA 10/27/10(Wed)03:37 No.20813363
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    what 'chu say bout tP?
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)03:37 No.20813366
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    >> Sunny 10/27/10(Wed)03:38 No.20813373
    hey, tP's cool
    >> Malkavian 10/27/10(Wed)03:39 No.20813390
    Glad you enjoyed it.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)03:39 No.20813393
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    She's "13" with a changed trip/name

    You know, that one terrible underage tripfag from a while back
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)03:41 No.20813411
    dammit NotAnon, am I gonna have to ship you with tP as well?

    first it was writerfag, now this!!!!
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)03:42 No.20813420
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    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)03:42 No.20813422
    The only thing that got interrupted was the trolls entering the universe, not its creation.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)03:43 No.20813425
    this is for you. keep practicing :)
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)03:43 No.20813432
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    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)03:43 No.20813434
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)03:43 No.20813439
    but they acted completely different, and tp was a drawfag!
    >> Malkavian 10/27/10(Wed)03:44 No.20813447
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)03:45 No.20813455
    spoiler that shit damn son
    >> NotAnon !Frz2YYuFcA 10/27/10(Wed)03:45 No.20813460
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    Hey lets not start that shit again.
    Say what you will about Writerfag, thats stuff is pretty opinion based, but tP is a pretty good drawfag, age or not.
    Besides I never had that much interaction with "13" so I could honestly care less tP drawfags, contributes to convorsation, and is harmless otherwise.
    Shes fine by me.
    >> Malkavian 10/27/10(Wed)03:46 No.20813472
    Ok I will draw a picture of it.
    >> Snax !fQn6EnAid2 10/27/10(Wed)03:47 No.20813488
    Is this drawfagging time?
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)03:48 No.20813496
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    You're a cool guy, NotAnon, so I'll drop it if you don't wanna hear it
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)03:48 No.20813497
    she's 13 you sick fuck
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)03:50 No.20813516
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    is there much crossover art for homestuck?
    >> NotAnon !Frz2YYuFcA 10/27/10(Wed)03:51 No.20813530
    Thank you kind Anon
    Id really REALLY rather you didnt, but you probably will anyway.
    You offering?
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)03:51 No.20813531
    Most delicious death ever.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)03:52 No.20813534

    Drink up!
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)03:54 No.20813566
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    But my liver, she burns.
    >> GeneralIvan !!es8jpwZdntp 10/27/10(Wed)03:55 No.20813572
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    You have inspired me to make an art.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)03:56 No.20813586
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    >> Sunny 10/27/10(Wed)03:57 No.20813595
    i love you, ivan
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)03:58 No.20813610
    So, has anyone made a musclebeast version of Equius?

    If we're going to have a creepy as fuck fanbase, we might as well put them to good use.
    >> GeneralIvan !!es8jpwZdntp 10/27/10(Wed)04:01 No.20813631
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    Forgot the horn~
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)04:01 No.20813642
    that is the best gif ive ver seen
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)04:03 No.20813651
    Why is Tavros so FAT?
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)04:03 No.20813652
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    now draw Nepeta
    >> downrightCretinous !TROLlvzGSU 10/27/10(Wed)04:04 No.20813665
    he is troll dante basco. and weighed down with all those PHAT BEATS
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)04:04 No.20813666
    not enough massive whitespace at the top
    >> NotAnon !Frz2YYuFcA 10/27/10(Wed)04:04 No.20813669
    To what do you refer good sir?
    For Tavros have never been portrayed as such.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)04:05 No.20813677
    he's a very FAT CAT
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)04:06 No.20813680
    Because he never moves his ass out of that chair of his. Hell, the fucker had WHEELS attached to it. Lazy piece of shit.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)04:11 No.20813716
    i just want to PAT my FAT CAT
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)04:12 No.20813732
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    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)04:12 No.20813734
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)04:14 No.20813748
    I know I've missed all of the theory threads since the update: but has anyone proposed that this may be the reason Eridian's computer exploded?
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)04:14 No.20813749
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    Have a shitscribble /co/
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)04:14 No.20813754
    by that logic my right arm should be ripped.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)04:15 No.20813756
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    >> totes anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)04:15 No.20813758
    Someone post the Vriska kissin' picture. Not that I am going to kiss it. I just like that picture.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)04:16 No.20813763
    He said it was because of a witch/seer, which people think is Rose. She don't know shit about code.
    >> Captain Olimar !!ooztLPjQLnv 10/27/10(Wed)04:16 No.20813764
    He said it was that seer, so it was Rose.

    Rose did somethin'.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)04:17 No.20813771
    A piece of code has the title of seer but can do magic like a witch?

    Cool theory bro
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)04:17 No.20813775
    word. This makes sense.
    >> The Spetz !quYzg1k7Pk 10/27/10(Wed)04:17 No.20813776
    Hey, I like that SS=English theory, but we're all just missing something - SS HATES green, and we all know how English's/Felt's manor looks like...
    >> GeneralIvan !!es8jpwZdntp 10/27/10(Wed)04:19 No.20813791
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    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)04:21 No.20813804
    I'm reading Static and all the sound effects are 'pap', 'fap' and 'swoosh' which I read as 'shoosh'. God damnit. They're everywhere.
    >> The Spetz !quYzg1k7Pk 10/27/10(Wed)04:22 No.20813818
    why would you do that?
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)04:23 No.20813829
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    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)04:24 No.20813839
    Fap is common in cape stories. I mean, they're just fapping all over the place. Punch a guy? Fap. Slap your girlfriend? Fap. Hit someone with a newspaper roll? Fap.

    Always fapping.
    >> NotAnon !Frz2YYuFcA 10/27/10(Wed)04:24 No.20813843
    Yeah, thats been brought up before.
    The green, the goofy coat, and having to work with what was formerly BQ.
    All strikes against it being SS

    Or he could just get over all that shit becasue hes now an opmipotent demon
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)04:25 No.20813849
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    It's horrific because it's true.
    >> The Spetz !quYzg1k7Pk 10/27/10(Wed)04:27 No.20813866
    omnipotent or not, SS is SS, and while he is SS, there's no way you can stop his RAGE.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)04:29 No.20813888
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    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)04:31 No.20813908
    So. Umm. I'm kind of new to Homestuck and I was wondering if I should read/play Problem Sleuth as well. I'm a little confused about all the stuff with the Midnight Crew and The Felt.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)04:32 No.20813921
    >> Captain Olimar !!ooztLPjQLnv 10/27/10(Wed)04:32 No.20813922
    Yes. There are so many little in jokes and shared elements, it's ALMOST necessary. Go do that.
    >> NotAnon !Frz2YYuFcA 10/27/10(Wed)04:32 No.20813932
    Id recomend it
    Problem Sleuth should be read by all HS fans at some point.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)04:34 No.20813951
    Bluh, alright, thanks. Time for another week of sleepless nights, then.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)04:36 No.20813964
    Not reading both in one sitting? You don't know SHIT about MSPA.
    >> The Spetz !quYzg1k7Pk 10/27/10(Wed)04:36 No.20813969
    PS is great, I even considered re-reading it recently, but I don't have time. It's a must-read for MSPA fans.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)04:36 No.20813970
    Hey, I haven't read it yet either, we can be PS buddies. TBH I was annoyed with it when I first read through Homestuck. Like, "what is this?! where is my delicious homestuck?!" Anyways.
    >> NotAnon !Frz2YYuFcA 10/27/10(Wed)04:37 No.20813976
    Its not that long
    Homestuck already outstrips it by a thousand or so pages
    Itll take two days max.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)04:38 No.20813977
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    I don't want LE to be Jack/SS because it seems a bit too obvious now

    On that note LE is probably Nepeta or something
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)04:39 No.20813993
    I was always planning on reading it since I have a small obsession with film noir and mobsters, but I just wasn't sure how important it was that I read it while also reading Homestuck. The latter kind of ate up all my time so I just never got around to it.
    >> Super Nintendo Chalmers !!FCaPCEMreg3 10/27/10(Wed)04:40 No.20814001
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    >> The Spetz !quYzg1k7Pk 10/27/10(Wed)04:40 No.20814003
    Seriously, reading in one sitting is retarded. There's NO WAY you will remember everything. And then you're just another stupid fag who's asking the same questions over and over again, because you didn't read carefully and don't understand anything. Yes I mad.
    Also - I've got to get back to work, so Spetz out.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)04:42 No.20814026
    Unless, you know, you read it all in one sitting, and then you read it all again.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)04:43 No.20814031

    It's rougher, infinitely so. But it has tons of charm. Hussie was able to develop the characters without a single line of dialogue. I know them just as well as I know the Kids.

    Also, some/most of the commands are kinda stupid, but hey, the story is lighthearted.

    Don't take the final battle seriously and just keep laughing at it. Yes, it is supposed to be that long and goddamn epic. You will never look at snoop dogg, candy corn, and electric fans the same ever again, trust me.

    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)04:45 No.20814056

    >I was annoyed with it when I first read through Homestuck. Like, "what is this?! where is my delicious homestuck?!"


    Nah, just kidding. I know how you feel. It's different, but it's quite good! Albeit in a loose, stupid and silly kind of way because of reader suggestions. The main appeal of MSPA at first was how the hell Hussie will be able to wrestle this behemoth of insane user input into a coherent story. He succeeded admirably.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)04:51 No.20814085
    Hahah, I don't feel that way anymore! This was back when I was utterly confused about the whole thing. Now I've got PS open in the next tab so soon all will be well.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)05:10 No.20814255
    I got a feeling we could all really use a recap right around now.

    Seriously, so much infodump in such a short amount of time, it would be nice to get a nice, big picture of the current situation without all the time-hackery that went on over the past few chapters.

    Hell, I can barely grasp what everyone's current objective is anymore. The basic shit isn't lost, (John needs to connect to Jade, the "Demon" is bad, the kids somehow fucked up the trolls' session) but the big picture is, primarily for being a gigantic clusterfuck of confusion.
    >> Captain Olimar !!ooztLPjQLnv 10/27/10(Wed)05:17 No.20814315
    You know what helped me out some? Re-reading (or skimming) troll conversations in the chronological order.

    Couple posts down.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)05:19 No.20814335

    Haven't really tried that. Makes me wonder if Hussie's characterizations slip up.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)05:25 No.20814390
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    get a load of this hornse's ass
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)05:26 No.20814405
    no, please.

    I had such a hard fucking time trying to read the trolls' conversations with each other and it was a sheer pain in the ass with all kinds of irrelevant information (did we seriously need to know about troll relationships, really), not to mention that their typing quirks can get a little more than annoying to decipher.

    On top of that, their conversations were often excessively long, and in truth I skimmed over half of them because of the combination of annoying factors exceeded my tolerance threshold.

    A summarization, preferably in recap form would be best. Yes, I skipped over a few things because of how retardedly difficult it was to follow. Don't tell me to "go back and read them" because I really couldn't give two shits about the four quadrants of troll relationships or whatever the fuck that whole chapter wasted time explaining. Which means I probably missed some subtle information that's key to knowing exactly what point of time we're at and knowing exactly what's going on.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)05:28 No.20814416
    Ugh. You're one of THOSE people
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)05:30 No.20814433

    hurr to the fucking durr

    I really don't get this anti-reading problem /co/ has. Whenever I hear about someone who skips over pesterlogs or other exposition I can only imagine some big fat manbaby losing his shit and crying in anger.
    >> Sunny 10/27/10(Wed)05:32 No.20814453
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    kindly get the fuck out
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)05:35 No.20814481
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    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)05:36 No.20814485
    Not being a native english speaker help hating long ass pesterlog full of quirks.


    You have no idea how painfull it can be.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)05:36 No.20814490
    I see you two have reading problems as well, since neither of you could properly read my post.

    I've read the whole thing so far. I didn't skip pages because I WANTED to, but rather because of the sheer difficulty in actually reading those pages and deciphering WHEN this conversation happened, WHAT was said, the trolls' typing quirks are a huge pain in the ass to read from time-to-time, and finally, WHY those conversations were significant in the grander scheme of things. It'd be like opening up an old X-Men comic, only to find that some kid scribbled over nine panels with black crayon. Or having to skip pages because they somehow got glued together, and trying to take them apart would ruin all the pages.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)05:38 No.20814505
    Herp-de-derp to the max, brah.

    I'm not a native INGLEESH speaker either, so what. I read the logs through and through because I like the interaction that goes on in them. Your ability to read is not what matters, especially when you can write and read in english well enough to post here even semi-coherently.

    >you have no idea how painful it can be
    >you have no idea
    >no idea

    What the fuck.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)05:38 No.20814508
    suck hussie's dick some more, that whole arc is a fucking mess and you know it

    you are almost as bad as notch's minecraft legion
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)05:40 No.20814521
    >Skip it

    What a huge baby
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)05:42 No.20814539
    Oh, you're from /v/

    Also minecraft is awesome
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)05:44 No.20814552
    it's totally Gamzee or Eridan. and then afterward we'll get a flashback of GC telling CG 'he is creepy' and the revelation that his title was "Lord of English".

    also he'll really be a good guy and will come explain the rational reasons for what he is doing to the trolls and kids and they will proceed to ignore him.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)05:46 No.20814574
    I'm sorry that ridiculous time-travel nonsense, interacting with multiple timelines simultaneously, over-complicated relationship nonsense, and argubly messy writing is your thing, but it's not particularly an enjoyable read for everyone.

    Your "somebody has legitimate complaints about several pages LYNCH THAT MOTHERFUCKER" mentality reflects badly on the fanbase as a whole. Pull your fucking head out of your ass.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)05:47 No.20814582
    I still say Lord English is Bilious Slick. Fucking frogs of the apocalypse. Besides, Karkat said to John that Jack Noir was inconsequential in the troll's game.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)05:49 No.20814601
    None of Hussie's little blurbs have ever been all that long, and for all the convoluted plot twists it's never been hard to straighten out. It's not a question of enjoying it or not, you genuinely are just too retarded to sit through 3 min of text.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)05:50 No.20814610
    Hey, some anon here who's never read Homestuck. I used to feel indifferent about these threads, then there was a short period when the frontpage was filled with them and I got sick of seeing grey people with horns, but now things seem to be under control and I don't have a problem with Homestuck threads anymore.

    I'm kind of curious about how you guys can hold 24/7 conversations about this stuff and post the weirdest images that seem to have a lot of meaning to you but make me just go "uhh, wut?". And now I got kinda curious about this "if you have trouble comprehending the comic then gtfo" conversation in this thread.

    If I wanted to check out Homestuck myself and see what all the fuss is about, how much sparetime would I have to reserve for reading it up to the point where you guys are now? Is it possible to read through everything in a few hours or is it a longer task? Is the comic too big and complicated to jump in, or am I missing out on something cool if I don't read it?
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)05:53 No.20814635
    Jump in, you wont regret it.
    Also take a few days off to read the whole thing.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)05:54 No.20814644
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    Just read it over time, bro. Took me about a week to catch up and I wasn't taking up too much of my life with it.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)05:54 No.20814649

    It's a cool comic but it's not A FUCKING MASTERPIECE YOU HAVE TO READ THIS NOW OMG. Anyone who tells you that is deluded. Probably 2 days if you binge on the archive.

    About the 24/7 thing, most of these threads are filled with fanart, fanfiction, and fan voice acting etc. Fandom shit basically. Personally I only jump in when there are updates, and theories to discuss.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)05:57 No.20814671

    It's probably less complicated when you can read it back to back without having to wait for updates. On the other hand it may be tempting to skip some stuff because there's so much of it

    Also worth noting is that the grey people with horns aren't even the main characters, really. People just seem to like to draw them.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)05:58 No.20814684
    You don't fucking read some pages and then have the gall to complain that you don't follow the story.

    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)06:00 No.20814700
    >wind extinguishes candles and fans a fire

    Could it be a sign?
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)06:00 No.20814701

    12 characters with well established quirks and character designs and a string bent on romance vs 4 well developed kids with a strong bond.

    It's not that surprising. Fanstuff exploded during the troll arc due to the array of characters to choose from. Kinda sad since I much prefer the kids, but what are ya gonna do?
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)06:02 No.20814723
    Do you even read what you type, or do you have an acute case of finger-diarrhea?

    >None of Hussie's little blurbs have ever been all that long
    There are at least 6 pages describing troll relationships, around 5 pages describing their pattern for connecting with each other for their game session, another 7 pages of multiple trolls posting on multiple memos from multiple timelines. You use "not long" to describe this confusing nonsense? Perhaps "not long" compared to the entire series, but 18 pages of annoying troll-type, time-travel shenanigans, isn't what any sane person could call an easy read, it's a total mess.

    >and for all the convoluted plot twists...
    You ADMIT this shit gets like this, and yet you play it off as if it's all plainly spelled out. What's with the hypocrisy?

    Homestuck is an amazing webcomic, if a little hard to comprehend at times. I'm having trouble understanding a small bit in the latest chapters, but avoid the fans if you can. They're little more than overzealous, hypocritical fucktards under the false belief that their precious webcomic needs defending from legitimate complaints. This thread is proof of that.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)06:02 No.20814730
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    They will always be the best
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)06:05 No.20814753
    >They're little more than overzealous, hypocritical fucktards under the false belief that their precious webcomic needs defending from legitimate complaints. This thread is proof of that.

    You either have bad luck, are taking it all too close to heart, or are just looking in all the wrong places.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)06:08 No.20814776
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    This is pre-computers sburb.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)06:09 No.20814778
    Perhaps, but I've been lurking on the MSPA forum and I've seen similar treatment to attitudes like mine while searching for what little actually made sense during that chapter.

    serious though; the fanbase is almost as awful as Homestuck is good.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)06:11 No.20814806
    hivebent was originally planned to be something like half as long as it ended up being, Hussie attempted to use it as an emergency romance ghetto, after seeing the growth of shipping in the fandom. it's actually kind of worked (in killing shipping of the kids) but he probably has to be regretting it now, or at least regretting egging the shippers on as much as he did (and the absurdly massive volume of troll romance fanwork that has been generated).
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)06:11 No.20814807
    It's pretty easy to understand (As long as you start from the beginning, don't even try to jump in mid way, you'll miss so much)

    Just go through each page and look at the content, and even if you're confused about a new development, as long as you read it all and progress on it'll almost always become transparent with future developments.

    If you're dedicated to it, it'd probably take 5-6 hours solid browsing to get through the backlog, although that may be a number I pulled out of thin air. I seem to remember some other new anon giving that number as how long he spent catching up. Depends how long you spend fiddling with the flash games and music I guess.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)06:12 No.20814809
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    Lets be civil here, some people have an inherent dislike of the trolls and do not find any joy in reading up their character conversations which did move the plot along ever so slightly.

    Some people jumped on the troll bandwagon along with all the shipping and inter character drama.

    Its point of discourse that should not affect the enjoyment of the package as a whole, and besides we are now getting the best of both worlds, kids and trolls.

    To those that are enjoying it, we shall carry on, to those that hate it, you can always just take a break or just start spamming the related picture
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)06:15 No.20814829

    An inherent dislike of trolls will just about kill their interest in Homestuck at this point though. It's obvious that they will become important secondary characters and will help the kids through the end. You can't ignore them any more.

    I feel kinda sad that they're gonna drop a webcomic they probably enjoyed.
    >> Pang Tong !KOcvfNjeL2 10/27/10(Wed)06:16 No.20814841

    Everyone assumes to speak for Hussie. He never does anything in the comic that he doesn't want to do 100%. He takes suggestions from fans, but he never ever alters his work because of them.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)06:18 No.20814857
    >It's obvious that they will become important secondary characters
    Secondary characters?

    Some of the trolls are now primary characters
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)06:19 No.20814873
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    Does anyone else dislike how much of a pussy Tavros seems to have become?

    I mean, original picture, looking at him on his computer, he looked like some fucking David Xanatos-esque plotter-plus GIANT FUCKING HORNS.

    Now he's all HELLO I AM A WIMP PLEASE WATCH ME FAIL except for the random moments where he's riding around in his jet...thing.
    >> Dr Sivana !FvmXUlX/iE 10/27/10(Wed)06:21 No.20814883
    You expected him to be a total badass after his conversations with Dave?
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)06:21 No.20814885
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    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)06:21 No.20814888
    Think of it like this. Homestuck is a puzzle. One of those cardboard ones with a picture of a cat or something.

    You start out with a couple of edge pieces and some middle bits that fit together, then you get some bits that don't quite fit but look like part of the same thing, and eventually you get enough bits to connect them all and make the cats paw or something.

    Then you get a piece that is completely different. It doesn't even look like something from this planet, let alone part of a cat. People like >>20814405 look at this piece and go "What the hell is this" and then throw the puzzle piece away. Then they get another piece that is equally out of place, and throw that out as well.
    Eventually they get some pieces that fit with the rest of the pieces they kept, and by the end they have a picture with a big hole in it. And then they say, "This puzzle sucks, there's not enough pieces in it!"

    If they had kept all the pieces that didn't make any sense before, they would have realized that they all fit into that hole to form some horses galloping in the background or some shit.

    This is why you don't skip pages because you don't understand it.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)06:22 No.20814889

    >David Xanatos-esque plotter

    His establishing character moment was him getting his ass handed to him by Dave. I didn't expect him to be a pussy, but I didn't expect him to be particularly competent too.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)06:23 No.20814905
    >some horses galloping in the background
    or attacking football players
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)06:23 No.20814907
    >This is why you don't skip pages because you don't understand it.
    *understand them.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)06:24 No.20814909
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    Hey, now we can see the full version of the Squiddles Flash here :
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)06:26 No.20814919

    Draw a SBAHJ Nepeta
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)06:27 No.20814927
    Some of the trolls are pretty cool. So far it's been implied that Karkat, Vriska, and Terezi are the "main trolls" with Kanaya, Aradia, and Nepeta being the secondary ones. With Nepeta being an interesting entity herself (what with being troll royalty and all), she doesn't necessarily seem to be a driving force for the trolls.

    Some of the other trolls though...ugh. I don't like Feferi's design at all. She looks positively disgusting. Gamzee is dumb and almost completely irrelevant to anything that happens ever, seemingly only in to fill the "dumb stoner" role that seems necessary in almost any media since 1999, and Eridan is nothing but a giant fucking pussy. Karkat may be a bastard compared to some, but dammit, at least his character is enjoyable and decently well-developed.
    >> Dr Sivana !FvmXUlX/iE 10/27/10(Wed)06:29 No.20814944
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    I think Feferi's cute :3
    >> Pang Tong !KOcvfNjeL2 10/27/10(Wed)06:29 No.20814949

    I think you got Nepeta and Feferi confused there
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)06:32 No.20814962
    >Gamzee is dumb
    Gamzee is the best character. You are a loser.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)06:33 No.20814968

    Thank goodness we don't get exposed to any more of them than necessary. I'm all for character development but the plot needs to move forward. It's fine for characters to be left relatively flat. They can just chill in the background, maybe Sollux can drop some techno exposition if needed.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)06:34 No.20814973
    >>20814888 Think of it like this. Homestuck is a puzzle. One of those cardboard ones with a picture of a cat or something.

    >You start out with a couple of edge pieces and some middle bits that fit together, then you get some bits that don't quite fit but look like part of the same thing, and eventually you get enough bits to connect them all and make the cats paw or something.

    >Then you get a piece that is completely destroyed. Any defining characteristics are gone, having been damaged well before you even opened the box, and doesn't even look like something from this planet anymore, let alone part of a cat. People like >>20814405 look at this piece and go "What the hell is this" and then throw the puzzle piece away. Then they get another piece that is equally ruined, and throw that out as well.
    >Eventually they get some pieces that would've fit with the rest of the pieces they kept, and by the end they have a picture with a big hole in it. And then they say, "This sucks, some of my pieces were ruined, I can't finish the puzzle!"

    >If they had kept all the pieces that were ruined, they would have figured out they'd fit into that hole, but the pieces were too messed up to figure out what the hell the hole was supposed to be regardless or some shit.

    Fixed that for you.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)06:35 No.20814979

    Yeah, I agree with you about Feferi. Never understood the appeal of that character
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)06:35 No.20814984
    The latest flash was almost ENTIRELY character development, and you're saying you wouldn't have wanted to see it happen?
    >> Sunny 10/27/10(Wed)06:38 No.20815007
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    i love having feferi as my troll, i just wish hussie would do more with her
    >> Pang Tong !KOcvfNjeL2 10/27/10(Wed)06:40 No.20815024

    That bit in her intro about "uniting the two races" means we haven't seen the last of her.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)06:40 No.20815025
    >I am completely incapable of dealing with non linear time lines and have a compulsive need to immediately understand all the details of a complex situation without seeing all of the relevant angles.

    How have you even managed to reach act 5? Homestuck has been filled with this stuff since forever.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)06:42 No.20815031

    No that was fine. It provided just enough and showed how they interact with each other while providing hints about the future. It will do. I was talking in terms of the future of the comic.

    Focus on the few trolls who interact with the kids, and start solving some mysteries of the game.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)06:45 No.20815051

    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)06:46 No.20815060
    convoluted in the sense that it goes about being wacky for the sake of being wacky and little else, but that hardly makes it incomprehensible even if it comes off as nonsense at first glance, and intentionally so at that.

    Also I'm not sure you even know how to use the word hypocritical other than as a vague general complaint.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)06:46 No.20815061

    It wasn't about non linear time. The original complaint was about the trolls and their distracting typing quirks. Couple that with an incessant burning need to see what the fuck happened at the end of [S]Descend, and you can see why some people feel that way. The story took a massive detour at that point, and then near the end it was revealed that it wasn't a detour at all, which left people who don't like the trolls much scratching their heads.

    Hussie took the story in a weird direction and it was polarizing.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)06:48 No.20815078
    Nepeta will probably wind up being either very important or at least a prominently featured side-character, since it's confirmed that she's been talking to Jade. And by important I mean adorable.

    And I still want to know how Jade winds up receiving Eridan's harpoon gun, or vice versa, depending on how that goes. Also, her cue ball.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)06:51 No.20815093
    Are you one of those batshit insane neckbeards who'll scream until blue in the face about how Chrono Cross makes sense?

    Because if you are, perhaps you should go outside once a year instead of picking apart blatantly confusing things all the time, yelling at everyone who doesn't immediately "get it" and scream for them to just fuck off from MY PRECIOUS WEBCOMIC!!!!

    Look, I enjoy the comic, and I've probably F5'ed just as much as half of you, but if you can very seriously say that ALL OF HIVEBENT MAKES PERFECT SENSE with a straight face, you're just an insufferable prick. And not in a good way like our bro Dave.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)06:53 No.20815110

    I hope Nepeta and Feferi becom Jade's main trolls.

    Fucking friendship aneurysm's all over the place.

    Watch as Hussie shoots me down and uses Equius instead.
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    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)06:54 No.20815120
    >but if you can very seriously say that ALL OF HIVEBENT MAKES PERFECT SENSE with a straight face
    It doesn't make perfect sense, but it seriously isn't that hard to follow. Enjoy acting all superior because you're an idiot though.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)06:54 No.20815123

    What doesn't make sens?

    People should have asked you this in the first place anyway.
    >> Sunny 10/27/10(Wed)06:55 No.20815131
    yes pleeeeeease
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)06:58 No.20815150

    Feferi's elder god shenanigans lend her more to a Rose-related role. (And Rose would probably find her utterly insufferable but that's another matter.)
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)06:59 No.20815157
    I'm not saying everyone should immediately "get it"

    I thought I made that pretty clear with the puzzle metaphor that you just have to persevere and read through the stuff you don't understand, even if it seems irrelevant, because it will suddenly become clear as Hussie dishes out more exposition.

    Note that this is true for both understanding the events in Hivebent and the events of [S]Descend, as well as all the weird puzzle shit in PS and (eventually) all the weird time shit in HS.

    It's not like you have to do an analysis of the pesterlogs to get an idea of what's being said. When he was first named and having long pesterlogs, I found Sollux's typing style impenetrable and largely skimmed over what he said, but I could still pull the basic ideas out of it (Fight with Karkat, talk about Red team, etc).
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)07:02 No.20815172
    I don't get this argument. Telling someone they don't understand the plot because they skipped pages makes you a neckbeard now? Just because you found it hard to read doesn't make the information irrelevant.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)07:02 No.20815176
    >yelling at everyone who doesn't immediately "get it" and scream for them to just fuck off from MY PRECIOUS WEBCOMIC!!!!
    >yelling at everyone
    >just fuck off from MY PRECIOUS WEBCOMIC!!!!

    Alright, I know this was a mocking example or something at one point, but nobody's ever screamed at you, and now you look like the only one yelling, here.

    Quit getting so goddamn worked up about, it's just a comic. You reek of mad.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)07:06 No.20815189
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    Oh no, nuh uh. I'm already up to my ass in weird puzzles.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)07:12 No.20815214
    Hussmeister A is answerin formspring questions. Or, was, he seems to have stopped. Nothing too exciting EXCEPT
    >So now that you've got that game engine made you're going to get your team of free labo--wonderful volunteers to make more pseudo-game like that right?

    >Possibly, verging on probably.

    Hell. Fucking. Yes.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)07:13 No.20815217
    In other words, you want it to finish. You want to win. He's just using the same methods tv writers do, keeping a mystery going so that people keep viewing.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)07:14 No.20815220
    I came buckets. This is glorious.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)07:17 No.20815241
    Feferi, Nepeta and Jade should all become friends for MAXIMUM CUTENESS.
    >> Sunny 10/27/10(Wed)07:21 No.20815265
    i'm disappointed that i haven't seen a single image with these three in it

    drawfriends, i call upon you
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)07:21 No.20815271
    It'll be Karkat and Tavros. Their primary kids have been snatched up by dames.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)07:24 No.20815287
    Does anybody have the vriska flicking her hair gif?
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)07:25 No.20815293
    Just a lot of Act 5 in general. I've completely lost track of where the humans are:
    John looks to be back at his house, but last I recalled he was on the battlefield with the ring and lost it somehow during an encounter with Jack Noir; how did he get to the place he blasted-off to the "roof" of his house?
    Rose finds the Green Sun(?), but I don't know anything after that.
    Dave's location looks to be LoHaC. All he seems to be doing is playing the stock market and making ridiculous cash for god knows what. I'm aware of him giving all the wealth to Terezi, but why is unknown, what are boondollars used for anyway.
    I don't get how Jade "died" and why she needs saving (just her dream-self or actual, living Jade? She looked alive to me on the last page of Act 4) this seems to have happened offscreen but it was so long ago I might not remember correctly.
    Lots of other things seemed to have happened offscreen as well; this "demon" that's plaguing the trolls came from out of fucking nowhere to me (and may be explained later but if it already was I totally missed this somehow)
    Then Derse & Prospit get destroyed by said "demon" that came from nowhere, this essentially kills everyone's dreamselves I think.
    What's everyone even trying to do at this point? I know John is trying to connect to Jade to "save" her from death, and I have no fucking idea what Rose, Dave, and all the trolls are even trying to accomplish at this "current" moment in time.

    What the hell even qualifies as "present time" right now anyway? That's pretty much why I felt like a recap was necessary; we just received truckloads of information to sort through and place, it's been some time since the last recap was back in June, nearly 1000 pages ago.

    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)07:27 No.20815301
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    Pretty sure this is it. Yer welcome, bro.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)07:27 No.20815303
    >last I recalled he was on the battlefield
    that was his dreamself
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)07:28 No.20815308
    >John looks to be back at his house, but last I recalled he was on the battlefield with the ring and lost it somehow during an encounter with Jack Noir; how did he get to the place he blasted-off to the "roof" of his house?
    If you couldn't even follow that, holy shit.
    >> Eri 10/27/10(Wed)07:31 No.20815323
    I'm still hoping her troll will be one of the Aquatrolls.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)07:32 No.20815326
    I know Hussie loves to keep us waiting, but I really hope John is going to at least ask Nanna how Rose got her to install the game. Then either Rose will be just great at persuasion or Nanna will say "Watch out for that one! She's fucking nuts! Hoo hoo hoo!" and we can move on from this.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)07:35 No.20815337
    >I don't get how Jade "died" and why she needs saving (just her dream-self or actual, living Jade? She looked alive to me on the last page of Act 4) this seems to have happened offscreen but it was so long ago I might not remember correctly.
    >She looked alive to me on the last page of Act 4

    >In [S]Descend she clearly sacrifices her dreamself to save Johns dreamself
    >In the short period between Act 4 and Act 5 we see Jades dead body, which John receiving the WQ's ring and her gift
    >The last page before Act 5 is a recap which explicitly states that Dream-Jade is dead
    Oh wow.

    The problem isn't Hivebent or the trolls, the problem is you're not following the comic.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)07:35 No.20815338
    >Tavros and Jade chatting
    D'aww. It'd be so sweet. They'd talk about ponies and fairies and Prospioh my god Vriska is going to get jealous and some how cause Jade to go crazy.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)07:37 No.20815345
    Dude. What the fuck. Did you just skip massive sections of the comic or what?
    >> Eri 10/27/10(Wed)07:41 No.20815364
    Jade is going to go insane because of lack of sleep. She can't go to sleep anymore because of the nightmares. Or whatever it is that people with dead dreamselves dream about.
    >> Eri 10/27/10(Wed)07:42 No.20815371
    I hope to god that you're trolling. Please say you're fuckin' trolling.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)07:42 No.20815372
    That was his dreamself. Vriska woke him up, then he flew home. This seems pretty obvious, even without reading the pesterlogs...
    No one does, last we saw of her.
    He's probably the hardest to follow, as we've seen future (casual shirt) Dave, and past (MC suit) Dave. Currently he was making the money to send to Past Terezi, so she traces the money and finds the kids in the first place. Money seems to be for fraymotifs, we don't know exactly what they are, but they're things to do with fighting.
    Dream Jade died. Real Jade current has a giant fuck ass meteor about to crash into her home. This is... really fucking obvious. All the kids had meteors, and you can see it at the end of Descend.
    >this "demon" that's plaguing the trolls came from out of fucking nowhere to me (and may be explained later but if it already was I totally missed this somehow)
    It's Lord English. We don't know who he is (hints point to Jack) he's a universe eating demon. He came from the rift at the end of Hivebent; the one that denied the trolls their reward (our universe)
    >Then Derse & Prospit get destroyed by said "demon" that came from nowhere, this essentially kills everyone's dreamselves I think.
    >What's everyone even trying to do at this point?
    John is saving Jade, Dave was fucking around with Terezi, Rose is trying to break the game, Jade is being a narcoleptic derp. Trolls are trying to troll the kids and/or find a way to live.

    Seriously, this stuff is mostly explicitly said in-comic.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)07:47 No.20815400
    Well then. All this explains very clearly that my memory is terrible.

    Pardon me, just going to go hang myself for my stupidity.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)07:48 No.20815409
    Honestly, just reading everything - EVERYTHING - in Act 5.2. That should catch you up on John, Dave, Rose and most of the trolls. Rewatch Descend for Jade.
    The demon didn't come from nowhere; it came from the rift that the kids caused somehow. It is Lord English. Their dreamselves are deeeeeeeead.
    >> Twofold !8v5kGT/Szo 10/27/10(Wed)07:49 No.20815414

    Never change, Ivan.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)07:57 No.20815466
    >(our universe)
    I'm not so sure of that Broheim.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)08:00 No.20815480
    Oh? Then what was?
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)08:00 No.20815483
    You are a scholar and a gentleman.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)08:08 No.20815528
    Jade will be fine, Karkat will teach her to cope and train her in the arts of sullen youthfulness.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)08:09 No.20815534
    Well, it's the KIDS' universe, for sure. I'm just not so sure that that happens to be our universe, and I think the distinction will end up being important. After all, Author Insertion Hussie has been shown, and he has to be somewhere.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)08:11 No.20815549
    Wouldn't that make the self insertion "His" universal plane rather than ours?
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)08:13 No.20815561
    That too. Knowing Hussie, this will most likely crop up. Or, I'm barking up the completely wrong epileptic tree. Either way, I told you about the loops bro. I told you.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)08:15 No.20815568
    It just keeps happening!
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    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)08:23 No.20815623
    But then there's another divide between MSPA reader's universe (LoSaD) and real life
    we all have a self insert
    its us
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)08:33 No.20815696
    Dude, I'm telling you, this is where it's going. Or at LEAST we'll find out that their Earth and our Earth aren't the same. I mean, Alternia has a Will Smith too.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)08:35 No.20815712
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    To hell with pseudo games, I want a real game. Somebody hack M3 already.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)08:36 No.20815717
    Hussie is Lord English.
    He can't be killed by the characters.
    His proportions fit the Cairo Overcoat.
    The trolls could have seen him through Jack Noir's fourth wall, which would have been in his office in their session because Grandpa Harley wasn't around to steal it in their session.
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    It's been done for a long ass time man...
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)08:43 No.20815775
    If that's true and Lord English devours universes. Doesn't that make the kid's universe a Tolberone and the troll's universe a Trollberone Yeah I'm shooting myself for that last pun
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)08:47 No.20815804
    Well, for starters, it's Toblerone.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)08:49 No.20815814

    big ups for keeping it real, broblerone
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)08:53 No.20815847

    "Why she's your friend John! Why should I not help her? Hoo hoo hoo!"

    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)08:57 No.20815878

    John acts more like Vriska

    Dave acts more like Terezi

    Jade acts more like Karkat


    Plus it's been foreshadowed for a long ass time, Karkat wants Jade to contact him ASAP. They both dealt with their dreamselves dying, so Karkat is able to relate.

    This makes waaay too much sense.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)09:03 No.20815926
    I want the Jade/Nepeta conversations
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)09:13 No.20816008
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    >> Eri 10/27/10(Wed)09:20 No.20816074
    Screw that, I want my Eri/Rose logs.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)09:21 No.20816092
    i hunger for all the logs
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)09:43 No.20816252
    All of them?
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)09:53 No.20816310
    All of them.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)09:57 No.20816337
    this seems slow
    should we get a new thread?
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)10:05 No.20816394

    Fo' sho', my man.
    >> Anonymous 10/27/10(Wed)10:17 No.20816469
    will this do?
    i thought it'd lessen trolls, yet be evidant to fans

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