Old thread >>20797347So Eridan is definitely /r9k/, but what 4chan boards are the other trolls?
Karkat is /b/
>>20800258Karkat: /v/Aradia & Equius: /d/Sollux: /g/Gamzee: /mu/Feferi: /cgl/ ?Nepeta: /a/Tavros: /lit/ ?Terezi: ???
Karkat is /v/ because he's constantly angry and hates video games.Tarvos is /co/ because he's childishly pathetic and fixated with not real things.
>>20800343Nepeta is definitely /c/
Eridan is /a/ and /r9k/ combined. R9K is in caps.Oh man I am so not lonely IM PATHETIC AND LONELY I have a nemesis BUT NOT REALLY okay im gonna act like im okay its okay its okay NO ITS NOT.
>>20800258I found that particular Eridan very Pheonix Wright
No fucking question
>>20800372I like to pretend that this guy is secretly one of us Homestuck fans, and he likes to post in these threads because he knows that sage does nothing
Sollux is /co/Feferi is /ck/Eridan is /tg/No one loves /tg/
Hey guys, lets talk about shitty webcomics
>>20800392for sure.But there might be a bit too much furry shit on that board for Tavros.
Little Monsters is playing this friday on Hub!
>>20800416>Implying tavros isn't a closet furryWhat are you talking a8out?
another day, another world lacking in properly-colored troll scat porn
>>20800350>childishly pathetic and fixated with not real things.That's practically all of 4chan
Dude we've still got a thread. Just use that one.>>20797347
Last thread isnt at bumplimint yet.C'mon people, we can get these threads topage 10 at least before we need to switch
>>20800402Really? Eridan is /tg/? Not Vriska? Ms. "I use dice as my weapon and am the best RPG-player ever"?Also, Tavros is /vp/
>>20800372I like how the text is artifacted just like SBaHJ.
Anyone made a laughing Terezi gif?
Karkat: /v/Aradia: /x/ Equius: /d/Sollux: /g/Eridan: /a/Gamzee: /mu/Feferi: /cgl/Nepeta: /c/Tavros: /vp/Terezi: ??Vriska: /tg/Kanaya: /fa/What I figure.
terezi's big smiles are so cute, even her pointy little teeth are cute :3
>>20800566>Gamzee>/mu/>Probably likes ICPLolno. Gamzee's hard to place unless you start including other #chans (Like 420chan). I think Terezi would be good for /ck/, and Nepeta would make a better /an/, though. Opinions opinions opinions.
Terezi is /ic/or something. There is no justice board.
Anyone have she-John doing the hair-flick?
Terezi would make a fucking name for herself on /gif/.
Why don't we all go post in the other thread that isn't auto saging?>>20797347
Get out of my board, queeros.
HOW MANY THREADS DO YOU NEED A FUCKING DAY
>>20800768ALL OF THE THREADS
>>20800752i like how his left sleeve decides to disappear when it's time to hairflick
>>20800613>even her pointy little teeth are cute :3Vriska's teeth were MUCH cuter!
>>20800790The entire sleeve was melted away by the sheer magnificence of his (her?) hair.
>>20800721it's too late grant. you're a part of the system now. people EXPECT you to be in these threads. when you're not there to whine and complain, they wonder where you are. you've been domesticated.
>>20800828how can u domesticate an internet poster
>>20800821>>20800828gee way to go guys im sure that will totally faze his egono
>>20800566id say terezi is interested in taking trips with karkat, interacting with other people and the law.id say terezi is /new/, maybe /int/, almost /trv/. mostly /new/
>>20800891...I honestly would like to see what this "Final solution" consists of.If it's just comic panels with "homosuck is shit" in the speech bubbles, I'll be disappointed. You're more creative than that, Grant.
How about instead of matching trolls to some ineffable idea of what boards' personalities are, we decide what boards they totally go on.Karkat: /a/, /v/, /tv/, /adv/ (note: there is no board more jam-packed with shitty romantic comedies than /a/)Terezi: /i/, /b/, /cm/Kanaya: /fa/, /cgl/, /po/, /p/, /lit/, /s/Tavros: /vp/, /tg/, /toy/, /jp/ (note: Touhou is full of fairies)Sollux: /g/, /t/, /rs/Gamzee: /ck/, /b/, /mu/Aradia: /x/, /trv/, /p/Nepeta: /an/, /c/, /cm/, /trv/, /y/Vriska: /tg/, /b/, /v/, /r9k/ (she thinks it's hilarious. Also, possibly camwhores on /b/)Equius: /m/, /g/, /an/, /fit/, /d/Eridan: /new/, /r9k/Feferi: /an/, /co/ (but only for the My Little Pony threads)
Sollux = /g/Vriska = /tg/Kanaya = /fa/Nepeta = /a/Equius = /fit/, /d/Feferi = not 4chan materialKarkat = /v/Aradia = /x/Terezi = /ic/Gamzee = /b/, /co/
>>20800932What do you mean disappointed? "Homosuck is shit." is the epitome of anti-Homestuck creativity. And it only took those geniuses a year and a half to make it up.
hey can we quit this troll's board shit
>>20800982By talking about the original Topic which is the homestuck update Frankly I'm suprised that Terezi can do the >:? face
>>20800461>mfw 612 get is a picture of dick
>>20800987>mrhands>swap>write a scriptOh god, bro, you're so cool i have a boner
cool janitor deleting my posts, now delete the porn and anime threads
>>20800768With the latest flash, we need atleast 10 every 24 hours
>>20801077Yo grant what do you think of all the MLP threads?
Tavros /vp/Sollux /g/Karkat /v/Nepeta /an/Kanaya /fa/Aradia/Terezi /x/? I dunno.Vriska /cgl/Equius /d/
>>20801077Admit it, you deleted it yourself when you realized how stupid it looked
>>20801123So fucking creepy I can't even go in there to express how gay they are. Take that as you will.
>>20801149Yeah, one page.
>>20801149Huh. I guess he was knocked off the roof.
>>20801140even THOUGH it did make himself look stupidwhy care?
>>20801149aaand that wraps up the retarded argument from the last threador was it the one before that?
>>20801154buddy i aint got a problem lookin stupidhow do you people not know this buy know???
>>20801189Not sure why there one an argument in the first place. It was pretty clear..
Bye Bye Super Cool Red Shoes
>>20801224Good RiddanceIm not a fan of Vriska styled John anyway
>>20801185Nah, stupid is too simple to describe it. Inane is more fitting.
>>20801272To be fair, he did look kinda cool, if it weren't for the Vriska connection
John Egbert. 2009-2009.R.I.P.
Does any one else have trouble with trickster mode in the standalone version?
>>20801291I was honestly a fan of the Ectobiologist look.But yeah the Vriska thing bothers me too.
>>20801272Vriska-John is best John. Just look at this cool-kid.
>>20801218I wanted to believe it wasn't herNANNA YOU BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH
>>20801336I believe it only works in the browser version.
THEORY TIME. The Heir of Breath is about to discover flight without the aid of jetpacks.
OP's panel is my favorite shot from the entire comic.I fucking love moe Eridan.
>>20801368Shit.Oh well. I guess my internet connection is good, I'll have no problem for the next little while.
>>20801395So you're sayin' The Breeze is going to save his ass? And that Nanna knew it would. Therefore helping John progress in the game and not bein' a huge bitch as previously suspected.
If the dreamselves can fly, does that mean that if you die and start using your dreamself as an extra life, you can still fly?
>>20801343Wise Guy Suit is the only true outfit.
>>20801478No. Your dreamself becomes you and you lose all your dreamself powers. However, only Vris and Sol appear to have replaced their real selves with dreamselves.
>>20801478The trolls who are using their dreamselves having died in their original bodies seem to lack the powers that came with dreamselves. I'm guessing that the whole flight malarky dissappears once you move over permanently (along with the act really whimsical like you would in a dream thing).
THAT UPDATE WAS THE SHITALTHOUGH, I WENT TO BED BEFORE I GOT TO SEE FUTURE TEREZI. SOME PEOPLE WERE SUPPOSEDLY SAYING SHE WAS NUTS FOR DAVE OR SOME SUCH SHIT, AND IF ANYONE HAS A SCREENCAP, I'D REALLY WANT TO SEE IT.
>>20801478I can't stop watching that .gif.
>>20801500>>20801478>>20801528They could never fly. They could only jump really high, like the Golden Age Superman.
What the hell was that.
>>20801550What are you on about? We see dreamJade flying all over the place.
>>20801364VRISKA-JOHN IS THE FEVERED DREAM OF A MADMANSpeaking of out fits do you think theres gonna be a transition between Vriska-John and Heir John?
>>20801546BAMOn the wall in her private room.
>>20801546Just play it again, man.
>>20801550I'm pretty sure dreamselves could fly. In fact, dreamselves could do anything. Because, you know, the whole DREAM part. Jade, for example, grew extra arms to play her bass. Tav could fly when he was on Prospit.
>>20801573> B3STFR13NDS.pngALTERIABOUND CONFIRMED FOR BEST UPDATE EVER.
>>20801589ALTERNIAFUCKI CAN'T GET THE NAME RIGHT
>>20801570>>20801577Shh, I'm trying to be funny. Stop proving me wrong.>>20801572Nah, chances are in one update, it'll be VriskaJohn, and the next it'll be HeirJohn. No explanation given, nor will one be necessary.
>>20801572His Nanna will give him the new outfit, mimicking the events Windwaker, and further putting John into the role of Link.
>Implying the monstrosities contained inside the troll hideout weren't terrifying
HAH! That will show all you Evil Nanna people.
>>20801708Ahahahahahahaha, I fucking knew it.
terezi after putting on dragon suit and its future terezi
why isn't hussie releasing the updates in bunches like he usually does
>>20801500This is starting to get bug me. where are they? Their close enough to replace themselves but would this only apple to certain trolls with mind power?
>>20801708Are you kidding? NOW NANNA IS GOING TO MAKE HIM GO TO SLEEP...Why am I obsessed with this comic taking cruel, grimdark twists all of a sudden? It must have been the Flash update.
He... kind of is? There was like 10 minutes between updates. He wanted to troll us with that last one though.
>>20801700So, who exactly called this?Oh yeah, everyone with a fucking brain.
>>20801753They only get replaced if they die. Duh. But now all their dreamselves are dead.
Okay it just occured to me that John is now coming back to Nanna with the knowledge that she's his genetic mother. What do you think, touchig mother/son spritelog coming next?
>>20801776I don't wanna.
>terezi has found a great friend in dave>she wants to fuck/co/ confirmed for friendless losers who don't know the difference between someone you really like and someone you love.
>>20801757So he wakes up near his father.
>>20801819Nepeta, announcing an ACTUAL update?
>>20801846After the fact, of course.
>>20801817She flirts just as much with Nepeta as she does with Dave. And it's very obvious she's merely just best friends with Nepeta.
>>20801819>Go to check>The latest page now has "Sweet catch!" written under itDoes that even count?
>>20801846Nah. She's way too slow on this one, everyone got it first.
>>20801665Yeah, that'd be awesome>>20801742PAP PAP SHOOSH
>>20801824...Oh yeah....I really have to reread this one day. I keep forgetting shit that happened less than a month ago.
B3HOLD MY TRU3 FORM
>>20801819Welp the Apocalypse is here
>mfw some people genuinely thought Nanna tried to kill John
Pap, pap, shoosh is becoming the new PCHOOO
>>20801863...she flirts with Nepeta?
>>20801895She's flirty.Seriously, the first pesterlog between her and Nepeta where they roleplay as furries...
>>20801817Honestly I was on the FR13NDSH1P boat too but then I saw the giant picture she drew on the wall and the certainly illegal marring of His Tyranny's image and I can't help but wonder where the line between 'friend' and 'friend I have a crush on' is.
I like how the red dragon suit is now canon.
>>20801942On the top of His Tranny, i figured it was suppose to be karkat but those are some huge horns..
>>20801942Perhaps she's never actually had a true "Best friend" before?
>>20801942>Certainly illegalThat reminds me, was there a SGRUB equivalent to AR? Did Terezi ever meet him?
Homestuck is real fun and all, but the fanbase is rotten.
>>20801980I was kind of thinking this... actually, I was thinking perhaps she wants Dave to be her moirail. Four quadrants, remember?
>>20801980I guess? I don't know, she's practically surrounded by friends. Karkat, Sollux, Nepeta, I mean, listing people who genuinely despise her would make a shorter list.I guess it's possible that none of them were "BEST FRIEND FOREVER" tier, but still, thinking she has a crush on Dave is less than absurd at this point.
>>20802006There would be, we just never saw him. Nor did we see the troll session WV or PM for that matter.
>>20802023Moirail is for stopping the other party from being a danger to society.Neither Terezi or Dave really fit the bill as such a threat, at least not enough to want to actively subdue (like Vriska or Equius).
>>20802006Uh... hm. I think I remember Hussie saying one of them was executed, but that might've been WV because of his rebellion.
>>20801933Roleplaying as Nepeta's "dragonyyydy suitor". Terezi does seem the type for facetious cybersex.
kinda horny in hereget it? they're my shitty karkat horns. and with only red and yellow spray paint it's going to be a fucking pain to get them right
>mfw people thought John was going to diebecause it's not like in that timeline the John with the wind outfit (this future John) was dead either, so...nice try.
>>20802077No one thought he was going to die, dumb ass. We were hoping he was going to learn to fly.
>>20802032>>20802023This is what I was thinking.Terezi's honestly too perfect, she's not that insane, she really fails at anything, it just seems like she's got some sort of deeper problem, like Jade.It could easily be she truly doesn't connect with anyone on a "friend" level.
>>20802023Well, we've had a flash where Karkat made the spade-eyes. And another with Vriska and hearts.It would make sense for Terezi to go all pale for Dave.That only leaves clubs. Well, we saw in AlterniaBound that Eridan was trying to find someone to auspistice him and Sollux. Maybe the reason Rose blew up his computer was because of some hilariously awkward ashen advance.
>>20802070>pointed horns>not nubs
found this in the files.
>>20802057Moirralligience is between two people who balance each other out, at least one of the two being unstable in some way. Terezi is...kinda murderous, but Dave doesn't seem to give as shit.
>>20802120i was shocked the first i saw it, is just, wow
>>20802118I fucking know. Shitty last minute horns are shitty and made at the last minute. What else is there to say?
>>20802093I dont know about thatI mean in the flash she was pretty chummy with everyone and pretty much said "Karkat I wanted to do romantic stuff with you on Prospit" before he blew her off.I think its just she's never met anyone like Dave before, shes not crushing, shes a fangirl
>>20802139Nothing else there is to say on the matter
>>20802057>Moirail is for stopping the other party from being a danger to society.>a danger to society.>Terezi takes pleasure in manipulating others into killing either themselves or othersTerezi's a nice girl, but she DOES have issues. She simply has a lot more control over her murderous tendencies than her Scourge Sister.
>>20802070What are they made of?
>>20802070They're good but they don't really look like Karkat's...
>>20802023I thought this up until the Dave flashbacks. All those hearts all over the place. Gotta mean something.Personally I like those two as bros, but eh, this is fine too.
Terezi just likes to draw. Like, a lot. Dave likes to draw too.
>>20802131He's given her an obsession besides law, I guess? That was where her most destructive behavior was coming from, right?
So we can avoid the inevitable disagreement over the definition of alien terms when it is already pretty much written in stone:>This quadrant presides over MOIRALLEGIENCE, the other conciliatory relationship. A reasonable human translation would be the concept of a soul mate, but in a more platonic sense, and with a more specific social purpose. > with a more specific social purpose. >Trolls are a very angry and violent race. Some are more hot-tempered and dangerous than others, to the extent that if left to their own devices, they would present a serious threat to society, or even to themselves. Such trolls will have an instinctive pale attraction to a more even-tempered troll, who may become their MOIRAIL. The moirail is obliged to pacify the other, to function as the better half. The two partners in a strong pale relationship will serve to balance and complement each other's emotional profiles, and thus allow their other relationships to be more successful. The whole "two halves who complete each other" is inevitably part of moiralliegence, but if it doesn't have the social element of preventing danger to society, then that just means they're "Best bros forever".The whole "all squares are rectangles/not all rectangles are squares" thing. All successful moirails are total bros, but not all bros are moirails.
>>20802070Here have mine, too.
>>20802204It's been mentioned several times, but I'll re-iterate:Terezi is unbalanced and dangerous. Dave is ice-cool and level-headed. Moirailliegance works.
Given that Dave is borderline author-insertion, it makes more sense for relations with him to be "fanperson-like" than "significant-other-like." I think? Hussie has certainly never seemed the type for vicarious wish-fulfillment, at least.
>>20802177And then we saw a "Karkat Hates John" like flashback for Vriska on Nick Cage. Hussie isn't going to follow that same formula for Terezi and Dave. He never does, unless we're not expecting it.Also, we have to remember, Terezi IS USING DAVE. Yes, she genuinely likes him, but she's still in competition with Vriska and John. You can either take all her flirting at face value, or do what makes more sense and think of it as her way of earning Dave's trust in order to make him fight against John. I don't know why Terezi is doing this, maybe she just can't help herself (I mean, she IS a troll, they're kinda fucked up) but the fact is that she IS using Dave.
>>20802265Yeah, I thought I was posting that before people mentioned that, but I guess they did before I could finished copy-pasting from the troll exposition.I could see how it works. It's just... I don't know, Terezi seemed to have gotten a lot of level-headedness on her own from the FLARP fiasco. I could be wrong, though.
>>20802170Some sort of plastic. They're shitty 25p ones from a headband bought from a birthday card shop by chance as all the supermarkets and poundland had jack shit. I'm spraying them the right colour, as they were red when I bought them.>>20802172I know, but better than dressing up as Karkat with no horns, right?
>>20802265Terezi isn't unbalanced. She's got her murderous urges under complete control, expressing them via mock hangings of her scalemate plushes. She doesn't need a moirail; if anything, she should be someone else's.
>>20802265No. Because Dave does not give a shit. He would, if anything, be like Kanaya, but for different reasons. It wouldn't.
>>20802306Doesn't the latest flash make it abundantly clear that Terezi genuinely likes Dave, and Vriska is the only one being competetive?
>>20802306Terezi wanted to be friends with Dave long before the whole Vriska thing. Like, the moment she saw him wear his first shades and wear his first heart-bib.Vriska is the one pushing the competition between them. Terezi is just responding in kind.
So who are you rooting for? John or Dave?
Karkat's been slowly going crazy due to sleep deprivation and horrible nightmares.He's been blowing off Terezi's advances because he wants to stay focused on figuring out who Lord English is.That's why she's upset with him and crossed him out in her drawings. That's what she means by "1T'S COMPL1C4T3D"
Okay, okay, motherfuckers, I'm about to lay this shit on you real sick like.Aradia Megido is /x/ because she's a fucking ghost, simple as that, don't even discuss this with me, because I'm right.Tavros Nitram is fucking /vp/ or /tr/ or whatever the fuck you people are calling it because he's all about fucking Alternian Pocket Monsters. Like god damned, how could you miss this?Alright, alright. Sollux Captor is /g/, you argue with me on this and I fucking cut you in half, get it, half? Because Sollux is Gemini, I'm fucking hilarious.Karkat Vantas is tough to decide, but I'm willing to settle on /v/ because he thinks games are for girls, hates them, manages to fuck up with women when THE BEST FUCKING ONE is throwing herself at him, and is always angry. Pretty simple, faggots.And I know everybody's going to say Nepeta Leijon is fucking /c/, but she's not, alright? She's fucking /an/ hands down because she is literally a fucking cat, and is all about wild animal nonsense. I mean, I know she's cute, but all the fucking trolls are cute in their own way, so you can just suck my fucking dick and let Nepeta hang out in /an/ WHERE SHE BELONGS!Kanaya Maryam is /k/. Hahahahah just kidding, no, she's /fa/, don't even ask why because I won't tell you, you fucking idiot. It's because she likes fashion.Terezi Pyrope is definitely the toughest. Maybe /new/ because she's into law and politics and shit? Maybe /tg/ because she likes RP? She's a wildcard, that blind dame, and I don't like it. But I'm probably going to have to stick with /new/, sorry! I'm not satisfied and neither are you, fuck!
>>20802398we already know Dave is going to lose
http://www.mspaforums.com/showthread.php?32390-MSPA-Chat-44-4-MOTH3R-F-1NG-D4NC3-P4RTY!!!!!!!&p=4173696&viewfull=1#post4173696>The purpose is to pacify a partner who is dangerous. It's not all about being platonic soul bros forever.>None of the kids as of this moment would work in a relationship like this, except Rose, pretty obviously.
>>20802413Vriska Serket? /tg/, and the bad part of it. She's every party's Chaotic Evil Rogue who pushes the Paladin off the bridge and then is able to convince the DM it's not because she was a huge bitch but because she's roleplaying correctly. Then she eats all the fucking cheetoes and takes the loot and you're left there all hungry and pissed off at this crazy one-eyed bitch you let in your party. The fuck is wrong with you?Equius Zahhak is /fit/, not /d/. No no, fuck you, don't argue with me, let me explain. He maybe creepy and into being dominated, but that's it. The musclebeasts aren't really sexual for him, he's just weird. He idolizes them because of their strength, and if you know as much about /fit/ as I do, you'd know that half of what they talk about are different faggy bodybuilders who they idolize and want to fuck. They also have weird, fucked up confidence issues regarding their flexin' and people mirin', not knowing whether to 'mire another brother or flex in a situation, and Equius suffers from this as well.Gamzee Makara is, uhh.. 420chan? /b/? He's definitely not /mu/, fuck you, that's Dave. Haha, maybe he could be /adv/ because he's always inadvertently telling people what to do? No, he's /rs/, because you come to him when you need things. Yeah, he's /rs/ because he gives you the songs which he DIDN'T MAKE (you idiots), and because he's selling naps in the horn-pile. Fuck. I'm not satisfied with this one so fuck you.Eridan Ampora is just /r9k/, /a/ is too weird. He's just a romance-crazy little hipster with a lot of bad luck, and a wweird wway of typin. And he so ronery, too.And finally, Feferi Peixes. Uh. Hm. /co/ because she's so nice? No, that 's retarded, you're retarded, fuck you. Fuuuuckk... I'm just going to say she's /c/ because she's so cute. I guess /an/ would work for her too cus' of all the.. Wait maybe Nepeta should be /c/.. Fuck.. No, no, I'm definitely sticking to my guns here.Fuck you.
>>20802342Most of the flash takes place before Terezi has talked to Dave at any great length. She didn't have the drawings on her wall until she was future Terezi.
>>20802398John. As much as I like Dave, he needs to be knocked down a few pegs.Besides, if it goes how I think it'll go, their fight will be the first time we really get to see John's wind powers in action, and it wouldn't make sense for him to lose after they've just been introduced.
>Nick Cage shrine in FAG's basement
>>20802486It was glorious, and you fucking know it.
>>20802486Did you see the song?
>>20802486It gave you a BONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONER
>>20802486THAT WAS THE PLANTO GIVE YOU A BONERHEHBONERBONERBONERBONERBONER
>>20802485>>20802398Apparently, John is a lot stronger than Dave now. I don't know how in the flaming flipping fuck this is possible, but that's what Dave implied.
StaRRk here from my friends iPhoneUpdate
>>20802530>>20802521Uh... bonermind I guess.
>>20802485>John. As much as I like Dave, he needs to be knocked down a few pegs.Dave wants John to win too.(Because Dave is totally in love with him.)
Ahh, afternoon updates.Most of the creepos are still in their basements.
>>20802595Yeah At&t has some bad service5 minutes to update a page is :P
>>20802604>still in their basementswhywhy would they need to leave their basementsto access the internet
I thought John's ghost sheets went out the window?Or is the bed a construct?
/tg/ hereVriska is the epitome of That Guy.
>>20802360thiswe can see a Terezi completely unaware of Vriska's competitive intentions, also her future self also developed some kind of attraction for dave and/or his cool personality....however i expect anything from Hussie, but this seems pretty obvious for me
>>20802558I don't understand how John could possibly win a fight against Dave. What the fuck can wind do against TIME? It's like John got the Heart in the Captain Planet power ring giveaway.
>>20802642Of course it's a construct. We saw her construct it.
>>20802636they need to emerge from their subbasements
>>20802485It would probably make more sense, depending on how long he has them before the fight, for John's powers to be a hindrance. Dave's gotten a lot of practice with his powers but if John finds his right before...But that's all bullshit of course John's gonna win. Either way, if it ends in any other way besides a brofist I am gonna be mad.
>>20802666You realize the only reason they're going to fight is because Vriska is going to manipul8 John, right? So there's really no way they're going to brofist.
>>20802521>>20802530I'm a Vampire!I'm a Vampire!I'm a Vampire!
John's final weapon will incorporate the Cage.Troll bitches shall be swooning.YOU WANT THIS
Requesting the screenshot of the post saying homestuck ends in the office of Larry English, with the Sburb CD getting snapped in half.
>>20802661Well, he's the heir of BREATH, right? Which at least implies he can suffocate people. That right there is a pretty fucking broken power. I know Dave's are too, but if the guy fucks around too much in time, it usually ends with alternate reality corpses of himself, so it's kind of a hindrance.
>>20802661Area attacks. Good for catching speedsters and hitting every time-displaced copy.
I just figured it out - Karkat is the Troll Malcolm Tucker. It's him.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reTHiReUNo4
These threads just get worse and worse...
>>20802722DoodYou just blew my mind
>>20802666>666But you know what would be awesome? If it was a legit battle flash... like that Accelerate thing going around but, y'know, awesome. Doubt it'd happen but I can dream.
>>20802722You call that a vampire?
>>20802765Hawww, you almost got me.
>>20802702Hm. John's pretty derpy but can Vriska manipul8 him? He's pretty strong willed, so I think he could resist.
The amusing thing is that Vriska is going to give her hoard to John because Dave has got so much money. And John being the awesome dude he is is going to give it all to current Dave to help him make all the money in the first place.
>>20802558It was inevitable that John would be stronger than Dave in the end. John is to be the Warrior in this band of heroes, while Dave is the Rogue, Rose as the Mage/Warlock, and Jade... Jade I'm not sure of. Ranger? Cleric? WHAT ARE YOU, HARLEY.
>>20802800But John only gave him a boonbuck.
>>20802666>Dave's gotten a lot of practice with his powers but if John finds his right before...John's power is to take the breath away from everyone who sees him.He's had, what... 3 people totally fall for him already? With awkward confessions of wub?
>>20802819That was before. Maybe Dave will ask him for more later on.
Lord English is Andrew Hussie.He's the only character we've seen in the comic whose proportions fit the Cairo Overcoat.He can't be killed by normal means by the comic cast.Calling it now Homestuck is a ridiculously overcomplicated suicide note and Hussie's going to AN HERO after posting the final update where the kids and trolls trick him into killing himself.
>>20802819But this probably happens in our relative future.>Vriska gives John her ENTIRE hoard, more than the measly boonbuck>John is all, "oh hey Dave needed this junk didn't he">transfer~>Vriska breaks all her eight-balls in fury
>>20802803>Ranger? Cleric? WHAT ARE YOU, HARLEY.IIRC, haven't we seen Jade dual-wield?That's Ranger, right? (No, wait... it's rogue.)
>>20802880It's useful to Rogues, but Rangers can get it for free and they're better at it.
>>20802854>>20802854>>20802854>>20802854Best. Theory. Ever.
>>20802854I think this guy Lord English.
>>20802880I must say I don't actually know ALL THAT MUCH about DnD classes, despite trying to make the connections. Pretty sure Rangers can dual wield to some extent though? WHO KNOWS :VMy original point was being that Dave is strong due to the fact that he's a fucking fast and flighty sword-slinger. John is just strong because HE'S FUCKING STRONG. He is Master of Mangrit.
>>20802912Wait, is that actually in the Squiddles flash?I need to buy that album...
>>20802912That'd mean Noir ends up working for him, right? I mean, what with the amputee Squiddle on his crew...
>>20802854If this happens, It will be the first time in years I've cried.
>>20802953More importantly, Rangers use bows and other distance weapons.
Lord English is obviously Ace Dick. He got tired of himself sucking so much, so he asked Andrew for a promotion.
>>20802841I laughed at this. It all makes sense now.
>>20802953Actually rangers are the dual-wielding class in 3rd edition. All characters can dual-wield, but rangers have a class ability that reduces the to-hit penalty when doing so.
>>20802854God, I hope this is true. Andrew deserves to kill himself for making such a terrAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA got you guys.
>>20803043There you have it folks, I was right without even knowing it! Bring on the awards and babes!... Oh, and I guess Jade can be a ranger. When the hell did she dual wield though?
>>20802912You son of a bitch, that was so long ago I had to go back and check.
/v/ here.Do you guys have that one pic that analyzes SBaHJ?
Fiiiiiiinaly someone did a good version.
requesting the short comic about Vriska and her lusus after her arm got blown off. thought I saved it but it isn't in my folder.fabulous eridan in return.
>>20803180Thank ye sir.
>>20803103No, ugh, Rangers can either choose to dual-wield or be proficient with ranged weapons, like, I don't know, RIFLES. I mean, they can't use Rifles in D&D, but Rifles are ranged weapons so yeah.Fuck, would it kill you people to read a 3.5 manual?
>>20803236Wait, is /v/ talking about Homestuck somewhere?
>>20803180Personal Opinion Warning: That was just stupid.
>>20803203>Eridan BowieD ---> I need several towels
>>20803251NAH NAH, man, someone brought up an example that Jade dual wielded some point in the story. Not denying that rangers are indeed a ranged class, just wondering where that anon pulled the example out of.
>>20803254Well we have regular Sburb threads, and those are popular. And a few of our game mods have Homestuck references.But no, we're talking about SB and HJ
>>20803230>>20803263thanks a ton!
>>20803103Ranger's a divine caster, anyway, and the complete 4 man party is supposed to need one of those. Bec is her Animal Companion.
>>20802854and it's possible the trolls may have seen him, because in there game Jade's grandpa wasn't around to steal Jack Noir's Fourth Wall:http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003887i spent far too long looking for this
Allow me to copy and paste from another thread:n0W t)(4T 0P'2 qU-32T10N )(42 8-3-3N 4N2W-3R-3D, l-3T'S 2-3-3 )(0W l0NG 1T t4K-32 f0R 20M380DY t0 f1GUR3 0UT t)(3 832T w4Y t0 c0M81N3 4LL 0F t)(3 tR0LL2' tYP1NG qU1RK2.
>>20803281Wait. Our mods have Homestuck references? Is this why /v/ sucks so much right now? They're too busy talking about Homestuck with /co/?
>>20803337Fuck you. Fuck you for me understanding that.
>>20803339No, /v/ sucks because everyone falls for shitty trolls.The game discussion threads that aren't TF2 or Minecraft are excellent though.
>>20802974>>20803133I Edit the picture from [S] Descend.Hussie is leaving us clues...Who the hell would buy a sound track for a T.V show that NOT REAL.http://homestuck.bandcamp.com/track/let-the-squiddles-sleep-end-themeThere something in this song that I hope will lead to the next clue...
>>20803270No shit. It's about SBaHJ. Have you seen the wiki? It being treated like this super deep and complex look into the human condition is practically half of why people read it anymore.
>>20803337I... had no trouble reading that, fuck.
>>20803337Holy fuck, I think I'm officially fluent in trollspeak now.
I forgot Eridan. I still have to figure out a better way to stick Gamzee, Nepeta, and Equius in there.n0WW t)(4T 0P'2 qU-32T10N )(42 8-3-3N 4N2WW-3R-3D, l-3T'S 2-3-3 )(0WW l0NG 1T t4K-32 f0R 20M380DY t0 f1GUR3 0UT t)(3 832T w4Y t0 c0M81N3 4LL 0F t)(3 tR0LL2' tYP1NG qU1RK2.
>>20803337I can only read it fluently if I do it very quickly.SOOOOO WEIRD.
>>20803337About 5 sec, but i was not counting.
>>20803103Oh sweet lord christ in hell, WHY is that pic a .jpg?
>>20803337It took half a second for my brain to switch gears but I read the whole thing fine
>>20803435:33 D --> n0WW t)(4T 0P'2 qU-32T10N )(42 8-3-3N 4N2WW-3R-3D, l-3T'S 2-3-3 )(0WW l0NG 1T t4K-32 f0R 20M380DY t0 f1GUR3 0UT t)(3 832T ww4Y t0 c0M81N3 4LL 0F t)(3 tR0LL2' tYP1NG qU1RK2.
>>20803337The hardest part is Gamzee. He pretty much cancels out Karkat. I guess you could do Karkat by just being ornery about it, but that's more of a personality thing than a quirk.
>>20803361Well, we did all call the end the Vast Glub.
:33 <D -->How does ":DD >" look?:DD > wW3LL, wW)(4T d0 y0U tH1NK?
>>20803477Or you could only leave every third or fourth letter lowercase>>20803475Dont forget to end it with a comma
>>20803492Maybe :33 -->, but I think stacking them (ala >>20803475) is fine.
:DD > n0WW t)(4T 0P'2 qU-32T110N )(42 8-3-3N 4N2WW-3R-3D, l-3T'S 2-3-3 )(0WW l0NG 11T t4K-32 f0R 20M380DY t0 f11GUR3 0UT t)(3 832T ww4Y t0 c0M811N3 4LL 0F t)(3 tR0LL2' tYP11N qU1RK2,Better?
>>20803477Kanaya's getting left out too.Like that's new for her.
>>20803528Tavros+Gamzee+KanayaWords alternate between starting with a capital letter and starting with a lowercase letter.
>>20803477Switch between Karkat and Gamzee every other word.Problem solved.
>>20800566Vriska: /tg/Thank you.
I actually like the way most trolls type but reading Feferi's pesterlogs is like pulling teeth.
Kanaya is in there. Every first letter is lowercase, much like how Kanaya makes every first letter uppercase.
>>20803594But then that combined with Karkat caps is just Tavros.
I'ma try to stick Gamzee in there now::DD > n0wW t)(4T 0P'2 qU-32t110n )(42 8-3-3N 4N2Ww-3r-3d, l-3t'S 2-3-3 )(0wW l0nG 11t t4k-32 f0r 20m-380dY t0 f11GuR-3 0Ut t)(-3 8-32T wW4Y t0 c0m811N-3 4Ll 0F t)(-3 tR0Ll2' tYp11N qU1Rk2,
>>20800566Terezi can be /co/. She has several comic book character references, such as Daredevil and Harvey Dent.
>>20803745>pngStill incorrect! It should be a gif!
/tg/ here. We're taking Vriska.
>>20803825Good riddance to bad rubbish.
>>20803825Yeah, take her, bro. You can have Aradia too as a bonus.
>>20803788don't see why the fuck it matters since it's already an indexed pngbut sure whatever
>>20803857don't include aradia dude, she got married off in some rollthread a day or two ago
>mfw this trollspeak is not tough for me to read at all, because I talked like that and talked to people with similar ways of typing back in the early 90's
>>20803825/v/ here, we're taking Nepeta. She will manage our hat affairs.
>>20803983okay i'm really curious WHERE this came from and what's the story behind this
>>20803983I WhatI am conflicted over whether I like this or not.
>>20803788hear dude I savd it fro you as GIF
someone asked for more art but thread 404shere i post again picture of salamander finding equius's buckethow embarassing
>>20803857We don't want her. Just Vriska.
>>20803976Fine, the bitch always lies about updates anyway.
>>20803983Looks like Japan found Homestuck.Oh dear oh dear.
>>20803983Haha, did a jap really draw this?
>>20803983This come off as sugary japanese pop artI love it
>>20802558he climbed waaaaay up the ladder when he cloned everyone REMEMBER?
>>20804064and vriska will >make john the best human boy
>>20804051Nah, it was probably just made to troll people. I mean seriously, how would the Japanese even KNOW about Homestuck?Granted though, it might just be kawaii enough to get their attention.
>>20804014OH HI I UPGRADED YOUR QUALITY
That looks ridiculously weeaboo, I'd be surprised if it were a genuine jap that drew that.
>>20804092LETS GET DOWN TO BUSINESS
>>20804092John is the best kisser
/a/ here, taking feferi. She's really fucking kawaii.
>>20804116Too japanese to be actually japanese.
>>20804136TO DEFEATTHE HUNS>>20804137BOO
>>20804110dude thats is NOT how you OPTINISE
>>20804064And Dave can TRAVEL THROUGH FUCKING TIME.
>>20804168NO. FUCK YOU. SHE STAYS.HERE, TAKE ERIDAN. HE'S A BETA EMO BITCH, JUST LIKE YOU LIKE 'EM.
>>20804168GOD DAMNIT ERIDAN
>>20804116Looking over pixiv reveals a few MSPA images, actually. More likely than not they're all from weaboos posting on pixiv for some back-ass-ward reason.
>>20804200Ours now, bitches! Keep your emo fucktard!
>>20804002>>20804006>>20804032>>20804051>>20804058>>20804063>>20804116Someone posted it on SA and Tineye is being useless as usual. Soz.Meanwhile, here's a goon's fantroll...
>>>/v/76840186/v/ is having an Sburb thread apparently.Great job asshole, look what you did.
>>20804191yeah I'm done, I now realise why Andrew thinks all fan SBaHJs suck
>>20804252It's "sburb," not "ESS-burb"
>>20804200Man, )(e really is betta, isn't )(e?
.>>20804250Oops, forgot the fucking image.
>>20804200come ON thats not evven fair
Calling it now, lord English is a fairy.and Rufio is earth's true guardian.
>>20804250what's a fantroll
>>20804250and the ensuing rule 34
>>20804252>why does the link simply go to a swf of some kinda shithouse deamon kids dancingThis completely cracked me up for some reason
>>20804245God damnit, stop being so alpha.
>>20804229looks like a weeaboo anime imitation style.
Speaking of Homestuck and the japs, would it ever be possible to translate Homestuck? How would you go about it?
Don't worry /co/ I'm not going anyw)(here! You guys are just too --------EXCITING to leave hanging on t)(e line!Besides, /a/ is a cold fish in B-----ED!
>>20804389It's all mostly words, so there wouldn't be much TO change. You could even leave SB&HJ the way it is.
>>20804389Shit, I don't know man, it'd be a fucking nightmare for just about ANY language. So many subtleties and references, plus the flashes... my God.
>>20804389I dunno. A lot of gags are puns and in the wording, plus general cultural memes... and a lot of it is subversion of media stereotypes, which differs between regions/countries. I dunno if it would be impossible, but really fuckin hard at any rate.
>>20804426>Wouldn't be much to change>Puns, idioms, figures of speech, parodies of various cultural stereotypes, and fucking made up words everywhere
>>20804424(That's actually Eridan in a feferi costume)Also /a/ is obsessed with a squid girl. They'd love feferi.
>>20804475A lot of anime has that, but it is well enjoyed over here, right?Still, the action and non-language jokes transcend culture.
>>20804437This. I'm especially thinking of just John, and specifically his MANGRIT. Isn't full blown hyper musculature considered overcompensating, and pretty gay, whereas metrosexuality is a dude being secure in his manliness? So John's 'i am not a homosexual' would probably be either hilarious or weird.
>>20804389If it was done, it'd have to take large liberties with the writing, like the translation of the Phoenix Wright series.
>>20804493The loli transcends culture. That's it!
>>20804426Important things they don't understand:♥♦♣♠ChessboardTrollsAmerican moviesThat's all I can think of
>>20804493It's not that they don't have puns, it's that it's near impossible to translate them between languages. Why do you think there's such a divide over subbing vs dubbing? A lot of dubs have to decide between bringing the joke over intact, and hoping the audiences understand, or remaking a different joke that keeps the spirit if not the word. Homestuck is built on language (go on, try and understand it without the pesterlogs) so it would be a monumental if not impossible task. Plus, no one would ever be satisfied over how it was done.
>>20804229Oh hey my girlfriend drew that. And yes, she's a total weeaboo.Look at how she's holding the rifle. How does that fucking work?Pic related. Her favorite troll is Nepeta.
>>20804518John's mangrit is really only shown when he's fighting.He never flexes or mentions his strength or is commented on by the other kids. The ONLY reason we know about it is because of the fights he's been in.As opposed to Equius and his obsession with strength.
>>20803983i don't get how this is getting people madeverytime i look at this it gets funnier
>>20804544Karkat vs. Japan>Aaaah spadesu desu. Tsundere ne?>WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN>(tough-sweet, like pretending to hate someone beca->WHAT? FUCKING IDIOTS. IT'S JUST TOUGH, NO FUCKING SWEET. THERE IS NOTHING SWEET ABOUT KISMETUDE.>Ufufufufu tsun tsun~<3>TSUN TSUN IS RIGHT. MORONS.>Dereeeeeee ^_^>FUCK YOU ALL. <3<
>>20804544Uh, they DO use playing cards over there.Still, it wouldn't matter all that much
>>20804518Nah. John's strong, but it's not the way Japanese gays are.Equius on the other hand...
>Homestuck becomes popular in japanO gog, I can see it now... Dating Sims.
>>20804544they're foreigners, not retards. the only thing they'd probably have trouble with is american movie references
>>20804592Also feferi's /a/ thread>>>/a/41753444
So it sure was nice of Nannasprite to catch John after the pie in the face.
>>20804636<link to MSPA dating sim fan project>
>>20804636you say that like it isn't already hapening
>>20804636Implying the fucked up fanbase hasn't gotten started on that shit already.
>>20804593>Uh, they DO use playing cards over there.Yes, but not much, and they don't have the cultural context.
>>20804644There is no such thing as a troll in Japanese. They don't call people who start shit on the internet by a word which is also the word for a mythological humanoid monster.
Man, has anyone done a picture of Equius with POUCHES? I think I saw a Liefeld Cap Equius one time but no POUCHES.
>>20804705Sure, some gags and puns like that will be lost in translation, but that's the way it goes when you port stuff to different countries.
>>20804705That's because they can just trace their information, find where they live, and take a chainsaw to their computer equipment.
>>20804617Wait... Japan reads Homestuck?
>>20804705Yeah this is the bigger deal. Cards and chess and action films are all exported - they're Western things, but they're Western things people are aware of. But trolls over there are a homonym of "storm", not "monster". So that wordplay at least would have to be relegated to the translation notes.
>>20804755Some clever translators can work in puns like that.
>>20804780The nice things are WIP. Nice things being dating sims.
someone post that GoogleDoc with the Kanaya dating simKanayaboundYou'd play it don't lie
>>20804815Just as long as I could ship her with Rose. :3
>>20804815https://docs.google.com/View?id=dgv9xcjq_159d7rppvckAnd I totally would play it so I could get Vriska and Kanaya together
>>20804858Guh...I dont even ship thisAnd thats adorable
>>20804876yes perfecteven though this is a purely hypothetical constructi have to wonder how they'd make the Rose onemaybe like a bonus path that you can only unlock once you've gotten Good Ends with all the other characters
>>20804876The best part about this is the ridiculously complicated gameplay systemI'd play it for that alone
>>20803983i have the three accompanying images for thisbut they're not as ridiculous as this one so i won't bother posting them
We need to get back to the only important character.I'm annoyed that we have for the most part, completely skipped rose's adventures apart from 'lol she's blowin stuff up.
>>20805071Have Hope Bro we still haven't gotten to act 6 with any luck we might get some of her conversation with the outer Gods or something.also the bed John landed on has Ghosts IN SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE on it wonder if it's a sign
>>20805071WEll shes taking the game apart to get past the normal puzzles and get to the root, and she just walked into the green sun, so when we pick up on her again it probably be something big.
>>20805056Not as ridiculous?
>>20805056Then at least give us sauce.
>>20805226I'd hit dat femsollux.
>>20805226i don't know man. it's just that the nepeta one is the most hilarious thing to look at out of all of them.here, have kawaii karkat
i'm takeing requests
>>20805226Oh my godRIN! LEN! WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOU
>>20805280>>20805226>>20803983While we're at it, let me share this classic.
You know, the fact that Bro and Kamina from Gurren Lagann look so similar suggests that there is some subconscious fraternal ideal that involves katanas and pointy sunglasses.
>>20805351What the jegus fucking christ.
>>20805300Bro as Kamina and Dave as Simon or something with Gamzee dress as the hippy in earthbound
>>20805403As a /jp/ regular, I can say Eridan as Kaito is the most fitting homestuck-vocaloid crossover to ever be thought of. He's portrayed as a ronery lecher and one of his songs is called "I wish they'd all die". Some fans like him (ironically?) and portray him as getting all the bitches, though.
>>20805409here's the hippy
>>20805556I am laughing so hard. Who the fucking is doing these?/co/ - Homestuck/Vocaloid Crossovers
you fuckers starting a chain of rage?time for me to go beyond the impossible and KICK REASON TO THE CURB
so rageworthy i had to spoiler
>>20805682I'm laughing right now.
>>20805682>>20805695Sweet mother of Christ, this isn't funny any more.
>>20805695>>20805682That does it I'm outta here
>>20805280If the rest are vocaloids, who's Karkles supposed to be? Yes, I am genuinely curious.
>>20805726Funny? Something that Homestuck will neahahahahahahahahahhaha GOT YOU FUCKERS AGAIN
Ha ha ha! Spongebob humor.
>>20805682>>20805695Forgot the Tavros-Gamzee one.
>>20805682>>20805695And people think Feferi attracts fat fetishists. don't you fucking dare
>>20805753Tou~Ma or Arraragi. I forget.
seriously, what's the source of these terrible animustuck drawings
>>20805778here ya goNOT EVEN GONNA SPOILER IT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Need some fucking heromode Gamzee to clear this up.Captcha: lubricants quartuDamn straight.
>>20805811...Oh thank god. It looked like the unicycle was... different in the thumbnail.
>>20805811oh yes. this is much better. glad you took my suggestions.
>>20805855Dude is still putting his entire body weight into crushing his own balls sitting like that.
>>20805888>ballsAnd now it's time for the thread to devolve into a discussion on Troll reproduction. Fuck it, I'll see you guys tomorrow.
>>20805811Gamzee x Kanaya. Not OTP, but me like.
>>20805811My personal fanart.I will heal us.
>>20806010Needs more miracles
>>20806010There are people who seriously ship this? Don't you know that Kanaya's the gayest dyke this side of Homotown?
A dragonsuited girl has invaded your living room. She seems familiar. When you look at her face, however, you discover that she is actually a man, who you are certain you have never seen or met before.He(?) begins to laugh in your face.What do you do?
>>20806103holy shit this made realize somethinghomo = kanayasuck = rainbow drinkers
tHiS iS mY mOtHeRfUcKiN fAnHuMaN. HiS nAmE iS... uHhH. WeLl I dOnT kNoW wHaT hIs MoThErFuKiN nAmE iS bUt He Is A pReTtY cHiLl MoThErFuCkEr :o)
>>20806163Here's a more accurate revelation.homo = terrible webcomicsuck = fooled you fuckers again
>>20806173Fan humans are awesome.
>>20806223>>20806173wasn't there a Tavros one or something?
>>20806173Wicked, bro. Just one question: where's his motherfuckin' paints?
>>20801336Wait what's trickster mode?
>>20806250Yep. I think I saved most of them.
>>20806142>Suck his cock.
>>20806235you are still a liar
>>20801743where do you get these costumes and stuff? and the nic cage room? I can't seem to figure anything out in this latest flash...
There are a few more, but they're pretty shitty.
>>20806103Actually, she's supposed to just be getting off on the fashion, not him. That pairing would make no sense at all. It was late and I was unclear. D:
>>20806225>wifebeater>Grub with Terezi's glasses>wifebeaterDear god, why do I feel like Karkat just performed an trollbortion?
>>20806293This is both the best and the saddest. >dOES NOT HAPPEN TO TRAV,Jesus christ it's like watching a kid working through their childhood abuse. Which I guess it is.
>>20806510I coulda swor someone said the EXACT same thing when that was posted last