homosuck is shit

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>>20797371
Mods please ban this guy for abusing the report system

>>20797382

Mods please ban this guy for being a butthurt little fuckass.

So, yeah, link to old thread: >>20794991

>>20796981
oh jeez

oh jeez oh man oh jeez

WHEN LORD ENGLISH DESTROYS PROSPIT AND DERSE HE EATS THE DREAMSELVES

OH GOD FEFERI DON'T GO TO SLEEP OH GOD

>>20797371
Oh man, you must be like the hero of /co/
What is your name, I want your autograph.

>>20797382

>implying /co/ has mods

So apparently Gamzee is a bit of a capitalist. A perpetually stoned capitalist.

So is bearnecessities making a big fan picture or just putting all the /co/ OCs together?

>>20797347
Goddamit, at least spoiler that shit.

>>20797419

It's just beautiful that he decides to go on this business venture AFTER the entire red team is banned from sleeping.

>>20797406
>>20797382
Jeeze! Chill out!

>>20797407
Oh man, oh god, oh man, oh god, oh man, oh god.

Wait, wait, wait, guys! I just figured it out!

Homosuck is shit!

sage sage sage sage

>>20797440
Just going with what he feels is right.

>Be future Terezi

>Derse was destroyed a few minutes ago

>Be future Feferi

>Already asleep

Yeah, she's already seen him. Sorry guys.

>>20797407
Sounds kinky to me.

>>20797476

''Seen''? What are you talking about?

>>20797440
I don't get how sleeping on horns would be comfortable at all, shit would mess up your back. Sleeping on pointy wands would be even worse, that's why you get a game over.

>>20797455
Well done.

>>20797490

Feferi is asleep when her dreamself gets eaten. It's gotta happen. Unavoidable.

Seems very likely that Feferi could die. Aradia's already gone.

>>20797525

Her dreamself, yeah, but what danger is real Feferi in right now? Karkat and Nepeta both survived what she's about to go through.

I'd kill her off if I was Hussie. Between Jade and Nepeta she's a redundant personality. So you lose nothing and gain moar drama.

I enjoy the touches to these characters. I really love how Vriska is so fucking gutsy she still sasses Aradia in the veil; even though she wrecked her without effort.

>>20797535
That's no guarantee at all. Karkat probably barely escaped and he'll be waiting for the next one.

>>20797568
Just because she's upbeat doesn't make her redundant. She just hasn't had enough time to flesh out her personality.

Though judging by the recent flash she's a bit smarter than either Jade or Nepeta. Not to mention she fakes out Vriska.

I wish Eridan would stop being so annoying but I guess it really just is his personality quirk that he likes to act way more emotional than he actually is.

Equius continues to be my favorite troll.

Homestuck is the biggest mystery on /co/ to me. Cartoon demons with astrological signs on their t-shirts and, uh, blood colors? Is the Cancer guy at least a bro?

>>20797577
Yeah, that was actually kind of awesome. Either she really knows Aradia well, or she's insane. ...Probably both.

>>20797625
it is teh wrost webomic ever
Just read it yourself and decide if you like it or not/

>>20797625
The Cancer guy is called Karkat. He's an ornery bastard, but he's a good leader and can be pretty bro-tastic sometimes.

Also Homestuck isn't just about the trolls. They're only a quarter of the equation. The main characters are actually four human kids. The trolls originally served to antagonise them as they progressed through the story, but now that we're learning more about them through recent updates, we're seeing their helpful side, too.

>>20797622
It actually took me a while to figure out Eridan was like that. I couldn't fucking comprehend why he seemed so level-headed and decent except when he was actually interacting with people.

>You have dubiously modeled your profile and exploits after the most notorious figures and their stories, which are bristling with the GLORY OF VICTORY and the STING OF DEFEAT and POLITICAL MACHINATIONS and ROMANTIC INTRIGUE. It is an image you are careful to craft through EXAGGERATED EMOTIONAL THEATRICS, and your penchant for mass murder notwithstanding, people tend to regard you as a BIT OF A TOOL.

I probably should have just taken this paragraph more at face value.

>>20797625
not demons - aliens

>>20797630
>vriska
>insane
no shit Sherlock

>>20797663
This is why I hate these threads. You guys get trolled too fuckin' easy.

>>20797682
>implying it's just homestuck threads and not /co/
but yeah, agreed

>>20797676
>>20797630
I think calling her insane is too superficial. Her whole motif is luck and she probably feels lucky enough that nothing bad will happen to her.

So Feferi fell asleep, Aradia blew up, Eridan hit on Rose, and I forget what happened to Karkat. What happened to Karkat?

>>20797673
Is there more of this?

In case of underdeveloped characters, we could do it like the Touhou fandom does it and interpret Feferi's full personality by over analyzing everything she does.

>>20797630
I don't like how every troll close-up was made by different artists. This way they look shittier than they should. And by that I mean some look good while some look terrible compared to those that look good.

>>20797716
He talks to Kanaya

>>20797728
>implying shippers and fanfic faggots didn't do that already multiple times

>>20797728

We have that concept of her being a spoiled princess and using Eridan. Can we used that?

>>20797732
Yeah, I noticed that.
The best ones imo were Tavros, Vriska, Feferi, Karkat and Terezi.

>>20797742
Well, besides that, I mean. I meant something that would become relevant to the plot later on.

I dunno. I just wanna know if John survives the fall after being pied in the face by Nannabitchspritefucker.

>>20797759
Vriska? no man... Kanaya was much better

ALSO: REPOSTING:
Alterniabound music: all in one file, only 33MB.
http://www.sendspace.com/file/xe1vaj

He is strong.

>>20797776
Karkat saw Lord English and recognized him as someone he knew. We're all speculating, and have come to the conclusion it's most likely Jack.

>>20797776
Yeah, duh.

But Nannasprite delayed the time untill Jade can enter the medium.
She(it?) can never be forgiven.

>>20797785
fuck yeah

i can listen to terezi's theme all fucking day

>>20797785
>Vriska? no man... Kanaya was much better

Kanaya's was good, but she didn't have the majesty of the HAIRFLIP

>>20797776

So why exactly did Nanna pie John like that? I'm assuming that Sburb itself detected that the players were going way off the intended path and is turning the sprites against them as a defense mechanism.

>>20797795
Ah, missed that.

>>20797805
Jade went to sleep, anyway. She got a game over.

>>20797795

But he also said he warned Terezi about whoever it was, and there's no way he would talk shit about Noir.

So after this, I'm pretty sure that pretty soon we'll be getting a convos between Jade and Nepeta. Looking forward to that. Also, Jade finally entering the Medium and possibly getting some actual development. Seriously, she's been on the backburner for far too long.

So i never got exactly what SBURB was.

Is it a Skaian defense system that is designed to defeat Lord English or what?

YOU: -ALL THE LUCK
VRISKA: +ALL THE LUCK

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fau0mWvkUpQ

>>20797795
Lord english istroll will smith.

>>20797805
>>20797776
Oh for fuck sake, I hate how you faggots on /co/ are so emotional you find weird plotline twists everywhere. Nanna is John's Grandma and a fucking sprite. Being the former, she wouldn't harm John. Being the latter, she knows more than kids and we do. Knowing that (and knowing Hussie), she probably has some good purpose.

>>20797594
She's also got the relationship with Sollux, which seems to be creating a possible triangle or something with Eridan. I do't know. But I do think we definitely need some more fleshing out on Feferi, Eridan, and Gamzee. Hopefully that will be forthcoming.

Though maybe we'll be getting something with Eridan and Rose? He mentioned the "seer" and blowing up his comp with magic.

>>20797839
Sburb is the means by which universes procreate.

>>20797839
Universe propagation system.

LE's food supply.

>>20797820
Why are people overthinking this so much? That's just what John's family DOES. She wasn't being malevolent or anything, fuck.

I just noticed something, by the way. In the latest update, the Pesterlog shows the sprite laughing in all-caps. However, Nannasprite has been seen talking in a relatively normal, non-capitalized manner.

Picture related, it's the real pie-thrower.

I think we're missing the point here.

We just recently saw Gamzee being something other than totally chill.

>>20797873

The way she did it just comes off as a little too sinister.

>>20797855
>Implying I think Nanna did it out of malica or ill-intent or anything.
It was a jooook, a joook.

>>20797888
Do you mean the Honk Pose?
Or when he said he was scared of Vriska?
Because he was pretty chill then too.

>>20797819
but... but... JUST LOOK AT HER

>>20797905
Also his dancing was the best thing ever.

>>20797888
I think you're missing the point here. We found the fountain of cute.

>>20797928
Ugly.

>>20797954
Come again?

gamzee seems pretty hyper (while remaining chill, FuCkInG mIrAcLeS)

guess that's what happens when he's not on sopor slime

where did all those horns come from anyway

>>20797855
I never got this either.

It's Nannasprite. Nannasprite loves John, and loves jokes, and probably knows what she's doing.

She's playing around.

>>20797976
>Captchalogue horn
>Get a bunch of cruxite dowels
>Get some grist
>Alchemize a bunch of horns

>>20797673

source of comic please :)

>>20797938
Yeah, it was like he was trying to summon some type of Faygo rain.
>>20797928
Indeed
Though I think Fef and Nep are just to adoreable to top.

eridan's solution to everything

>>20797732
Yeah, overall I didn't dislike anyone, but Sollux was posed in the most unimaginative way possible. It was rather jarring seeing Equius go from fine to waterfall man, cause like sometime less is more. Kanaya looked evil, stupid. Nepeta had a butt face and they got lazy on Eridan. Most of the problem was just had a lack of polishing.
I didn't like many of their interpretations of characters either, Gamzee with a pointy chin???, but it's not canon so why get bothered at that. It's just a different interpretation by another artist than Hussie in a new style.

>>20797976
His sylladex is so broken I wouldn't be surprised if he had a copy glitch going, but no the pile probably fit on one card.

>>20797728
We basically already do that.

Jeez guys I don't know what could possibly make you think knocking someone off the tallest building ever is anything other than simple affectionate pranking. Honestly.

>>20798040
TC: iT's A mOtHeRfUcKiNg MiRaClE
TC: i HaVe AlL tHe HoRnS i CoUlD eVeR wAnT

CG: THAT'S GREAT
CG: NOW CLEAN IT UP GOD DAMMIT

>>20798070
Cause she'll catch him in two seconds.

>>20797371
you must be new here.

>>20798020
Sollux looked like a Grey (Those Stereotypical Aliens).

>>20798070
Nanna made a deal with Rose, that's was her persuasion. Rose will be ready to catch John in a bath of paradox sludge or something, you just watch.

>>20798094
I'm now imagining Karkat singing that Lemon Demon song and reenacting the video. It is amazing. So amazing. Somebody get Karkat's VA on this shit, whoever the hell he is.

>>20798139
Personally, I prefer No Children.

>>20798094
Exactly.

>>20798139

What was the link to those audio files again?

>>20797795

Bah! We all know that the true identity of Lord English is Gamzee. We never get a title or a close look at his Hero Mode or anything. Anybody who looks at him too closely or tries to learn anything about him figures out he's a trans-dimensional demon. As a trans-dimensional demon he has all the time-fuckery powers to make sure nobody ever learns his true identity.

It was stated up front that Lord English entered the Troll's universe at its end and have complete mastery of time, allowing him to be at any point in the time line. When being shown that countdown to the end of the universe, it is revealed to us that Lord English was already within the universe. With that in mind, Lord English was pushed into the universe AGAIN, meaning that at this very moment there are two Lord Englishes at that point in time. I believe that the Kids forced Lord English into an unstable time loop so that the laws of the universe would apply to him and he would be destined for destruction.

>>20798070
>Sparse background that could be fucking anything
>"Knocking off the tallest building ever"

u gay dawg. dawg u gay

>>20798139

>Karkat's VA

The good one or the shit one?

So despite his Superior blood standing in Troll Society, Equius just wants to be dominated and ordered around.

His creepy factor hits new hights every time he's on screen.

>>20798254
John is fucked, man.

>>20798268
Not to mention the Cosbytop will be lost forever, again.

John will be fine. He has a jetpack.

People should be more worried about what Nanna will do with that open server session while he's gone.

>>20798254
Hey, it is as if people really aren't keeping up to date with what is happening.

HE WAS CLIMBING HIS HOUSE LOOKING FOR THE NANNASPRITE BEFORE HE DECIDED TO INSTALL THE BETA.
He was ABOVE the fucking CLOUDS

>>20798256
I can ask the good one, but I doubt he'll do it. :V

>>20798256
I don't know, I can never remember Karkat's voices. The only one I really remember is Nepeta's VA, Kennidy, because she's so damned adorable.
Proof of adorableness: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCOFROqPGNk

>>20798310

>I can ask the good one

If we're talking about the same dude. I'd have to ask. Do you even know that VA?

>>20797940
The face looks cute.

But then that man like hand, damn thing looks like it could bend steel. She has John Wayne hands.

>>20798343
Y. Chang? No. I don't know him. I asked on his form spring though.

>>20798263
Equius is certainly a creeper, but that's his appeal. If you haven't warmed up to him yet I don't think you will, I'm actually kinda disappointed he's losing his classist attitude and mellowing out about blood a bit, it's part of the funny in his personality.

>>20798286
(here's a hint)

>>20798340

What the fuck. Equius' voice doesn't sound like that in my head. I always imagined it really awkward sounding and deep with heavy breathing. And voice cracks.

>>20798139
YOU'VE ALREADY GOT ENOUGH APPLESAUCE, ASSHOLE
THERE'S PLENTY OF APPLESAUCE ON YOUR PLATE

Also, for the guy looking for the sauce on this gif, here you go:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PJddmfesaA

>>20798374

I'm not quite sure why, but one of my favorite parts in all of Homestuck is when he drops the f-bomb when he finds out Aradia is in control in his game of sgrub.

>>20798385

>>20798292
That doesn't mean he actually got knocked off of anything, dipshit. Hussie didn't actually draw the backgrounds so we don't fucking know what's going on. Wait for the next update before going "OH NOOOOO NANNA AM EVULZ" you aspie piece of shit.

>>20798385
His rocketboots came off, man. Jon's fucked.

>>20798377
Yeah, I've noticed that people like to hear him as some kind of Igor. He really does work a lot better if his creepy side is saved for certain situations instead of being on full volume the whole time. I really like classy Equius for the rest of the time.

>>20798340

I think you're talking about Y. Chang.

Also, the chick that does Aradias voice in Ivans cast did a duet with Y. Chang. I can't stop imagining Karkat and Aradia singing together now.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6Jprovi2Dc

>>20798406

Yeah, I get what you're saying. Maybe emotionless and a100f for most of the time, but his breathing gets really heavy and his voice cracks once or twice when he's in creeper mode.

>>20798401
Whoa whoa whoa, I agree that jumping to conclusions about Nanna's intentions is retarded, but John CLEARLY got knocked off the side of the build. His legs were hanging over the ledge and Nanna approached him from behind. John is definitely in free fall, for the moment at least.

>>20798401
I never once said Nana was evil. Goddamn people need learn to READ.

All I said was John was knocked off, and he as knocked off from high up.
Who knows, maybe he will land safely on the next level down? I have no idea. But he WAS knocked off, that is kinda given.

>>20798340
That voice is perfect.

>>20798374
He's not over the hemospectrum, he's getting off on the utter SCANDAL of being bossed around by the worst blood ever.

>>20798432
I think he's gonna hit the ground, and we're going to see just how much mangrit John has acquired.

>>20798425
Not emotionless, he tries to speak like he's royalty, like a highblood SHOULD act. So like... fancy, whatever that means.

>>20798432
>>20798429
I really love how you idiots are taking an obvious over the top comedy animation and applying meaning to it. It's really not smart to apply actual physics when someone just got knocked out of their shoes with a pie.

>>20798406
I can only hear Equius with the same voice as James from Team Rocket, Vriska sounds like Jessie in my mind too. Nepeta doesn’t sound like Meowth though :/

>>20798372

I think the only person that can convince Y. Chang to voice it is Ivan. You'll more than likely get a "Homosuck is shit" reply.

John'll be fine, regardless.
Either Rose will save him with a SWEET CATCH or he'll just equip the rocket pack. He's in no danger.

>>20798377

I always imagined him talking with a somewhat robotic and stilted meter sounding not unlike Harbinger from mass Effect 2

>>20798377
I imagine that as what Equius would sound as an adult.

>>20798476

Fuck you. FUCK. YOU.

I CAN'T GET EQUIAMES OUT OF MY HEAD NOW

>>20798486
I'm still confused about that. He even likes every shitty anime ever. Oh my god.

>>20798256
Wait, did I miss something? Voice Actors? Where?

>>20798470
There's no "physics" involved here, buddy. He was sitting on a ledge. She approached him from behind. She hit him with a pie.

There is literally no way else he could have gone. Stop being a douche.

>>20798522
Fan VAs. No, Hussie hasn't cast voice actors for the comic.

>>20798470
This is a fair point.
Fine, he might be fine and dandy. Could we stop arguing about this and just wait untill update instead?
But if those shoes fell down I swear to fucking god-

>>20798400
It needs batman in it somewhere and it is perfect

>>20798522
Up my ass is where.

>>20798507
Remember the song Team Rocket's Rockin' from that pokemon album?
Remember the utterly delightfully evil laugh James did?

Yeah. Equius just did it in your mind.

>>20798404
I don't think they were even rocket boots

>>20798510

Actually most of the songs he sings aren't from animes he likes. He only does songs that he likes and sometimes takes song requests.

He going to do a Naruto opening soon even though he hates the anime.

>>20798476
>>20798497
I imagine him speaking with a slightly creepily husky British accent.

>>20798507
I can.
Wanna know how I imagine Equius as sounding like?

>>20798590
Shit forgot my pic.

Was that alterniabound guide ever finished?

>>20798555
Augh, your're infecting my mind!

Now I'm casting all the Pokemon chracters with Homestuck chracters. Hass is totally Prof Oak.

Another Equius video Ivan did.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZREZ9GiHXw

>>20798554
If you promise not to clench, I'll check. :3

>>20798536
Are there links to said VAs?

>>20798535
Unless she hit him in a different direction and the perspective is weird. Or he turned at some point. Or its, y'know, a fucking joke animation and he didn't actually move. Or there's another ledge we didn't see before. Or any of a million other possibilities that we don't know about because Hussie didn't actually draw the background so we don't know where John is in relation to everything else.

>>20798616
Unrelated, but I just heard his Tavros.
Jesus fuck it's awful.

>>20798619

There are two groups of VA's

Ivans crew and the radioplay crew.

Hearts Boxcars

>>20798615
Did I ever mention the time I got bored and came up with what Pokemon each major character would have (Only up to Gen IV)

John
Gengar
Mr. Mime
Gligar
Slowpoke
Wobbuffet
Metagross

Rose
Alakazam
Tentacruel
Spiritomb
Ponyta
Delcatty
Absol

Dave
Honchcrow
Scizor
Charizard
Shuppet
Salamence
Gyarados

Jade
Luvdisc
Bunneary
Skitty
Chikorita
Diglett
Arceus

>>20798645
Both awful

>>20798661

Aradia:
Giratina
Frosslass

Tavros:
Tauros
Celebi

Sollux:
Plusle/Minun
Vespiquien

Karkat:
Kingler
Primeape

Nepeta:
Luxray
Persian

Kanaya:
Gardevoir
Mismagius

Terezi:
Garchomp
Sableye

Vriska:
Ariados
Drapion

Equius:
Rapidash
Rhyperior

Gamzee:
Ampharos
Mime Jr.

Eridan:
Kingdra
Milotic

Feferi:
Tentacruel
Octillery

>>20798642

I disagree.

http://www.box.net/shared/0qu65l1sft

>>20798671

Spades Slick
Honchcrow
Darkrai

Diamonds Droog
Umbreon
Seviper

Hearts Boxcars
Tyranitar
Dusknoir

Clubs Deuce
Drifloon
Slowbro

>>20798622
Your grasping at straws, bro. Why would Hussie have him get up and change positions? Why should we assume the perspective is anything but what we've been shown multiple times?

It's called Occam's Razor, you prick. YOU are the one assuming retarded things here, not the others. As it stands, John has been very obviously knocked off the building.

>>20798555

>>20798683

Itchy
Electrode

Doz
Shuckle

Trace
Sharpedo

Clover
Jirachi

Fin
Feraligator

Die
Medicham

Crowbar
Weavile

Snowman
Spiritomb

Stitch
Alakazam

Sawbuck
Snorlax

Matchsticks
Magmortar

Eggs
Whiscash

Biscuits
Quagsire

Quarters
Xatu

Cans
Slaking

Doc Scratch
Mewtwo

Lord English
Missingno.

The only VA shenanigans I like are Teleharmonic's Trollfire, because of the way he says damp, and Von Fawn's Vriska doing the other trolls.

Also the "Every /co/ homestuck thread" thing but I don't know if I count that towards VA shenanigans.

>>20798660

Diamonds Droog

>>20798697
It's more shenanigan-y than what you used as examples. I mean, those are meant to be supr srs. Just saying. ALSO: you should check my tindeck page here: http://tindeck.com/users/Zigkirby I started SB&HJ the radio play. Give it a listen.

>>20798682

http://awsome-dawson.deviantart.com/art/sOUP-ALWAYS-HELPS-178844484?q=&qo=

>>20798671
Sollux is Doduo.
Equius is Machamp.
Seriously, how can you get these wrong?

This is the best Vriska voice.
Search your feelings you know it to be true.

Ash = John
Misty = Terezi
May = Jade
Dawn = Rose
Gary = Dave
Prof Oak = Dad
Delia = Mom
Geovani = Hass
James = Equius
Jessie = Vriska
Meowth = Nepeta
~all I got

>>20798731

That's more what i imagined Terezi to sound like.

Goddamn fanbase. Every time you turn around they're voice actin' the characters. Makes a man want to stab his own gut and puke blood.

>>20798694
>>20798683
>>20798671
>>20798661
>>20798725

Quit this shit out. No one cares and it brings us all that closer to the bump limit.

>>20798731

>>20798718
>I started SB&HJ the radio play
You cannot fathom how much I will not be listening to this.

>>20798711
Oh thats so great!
New head cannon.
I have Vriska as Olivia Olson and Tavros as Dante Basco

>>20798752

>>20798731
>>20798660
Terezi

>>20798772
>My face when people think this is a drawing of Dave

>>20798764
Oh, you'll hear it one way or another. Just you wait. ;3

>>20798765
Dante Basco is the best Tavros... FOREVER!

>>20798793
You don't seem to understand, as expected.
I will remove my ability to hear before I bear witness to this. I will scrape my eardrums out with my fingernails before this "show" is sensed by me in anyway.

>>20798764
If you get classically trained opera tenors to speak the lines in the most eloquent and enunciated way possible, I might listen

>>20798765
Ahahahaa oh wow, it's fitting.
But I still hear Tavros as Beast Boy from Teen Titans.

>>20798794
I KNOW
I mean I cant even think of a character like Tavros that Basco has voiced but it works so well!

>>20798823
I think you're missing the deeper meaning behind SB&HJ, bro. It's all so fucking deep and only I understand it. Not even Hussie knows how deep this fucking rabbit hole goes, and honestly, I think he's terrified of it.

>>20798839
It's true. No one understand the complexity of SB&HJ unless you are retarded.

I kid, I kid

>>20798642
the only Tavros that matters
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pi-CGGG_u5Q

Here, stick this in your pipe and bleed to death slowly.

>>20798839
I won't lie Zig, I just laughed at the Karkat fanboy thing.

All three of them. You know it to be true.

>>20798891
Oh, man, dude, I am SO DONE with doing Karkat. In fact after Fawn heard my SB&HJ radio play she canceled the whole project. Dude you don't even know how much of a fucking visionary I am with this shit. Oh my god.

>>20798752
>hurr durr I'm voice acting now, it's my thread so don't post anything in it

Are you fags at it again?

>>20798610
Assuming not.

>>20798903
Fuckin' saved, mostly for dat Tai Lee nepeta

>>20798917
General Ivan, your inquisition implies that they ever stopped.

>>20798905
I love Homestuck.
I read the /co/ threads alot.
I have no fucking clue who the fuck you are and I'm completely out of damns to give about your wannabe craptastic voice "acting".

>>20798903
Damn that's good.

>>20797673
who draws this

where can I get more

>>20798943
Man, he's just jestin'.

>>20798917
I was liking whaen we were matching up actores and known professional VAs to the characters, not the amature stuff.
No offence to those who are residing here of course.

>>20798949
A better question is why is Tavros talking like Gamzee

>>20798958

No offense taken. I know what you mean.

>>20798957
Dude, you don't even know how fucking serious this is right now. I think I may actually have to contact Hussie so we can collaborate on a few comics, maybe get him to voice Geromy. He needs my genius. Also I made a banner for my radio play.

>>20799012

>>20799012

what the fuck is this shit. I can READ WHAT IT'S SUPPOSED TO SAY

AT LEAST MAKE IT RAIDO BLAY OR SOMETHING

>>20799002
Id also like to appologize for the horrendous spelling there. Christ its like im drunk half the time.
AND I DONT DRINK!

>>20799054
OH MY GOD NO, YOU'RE MISSING THE POINT ENTIRELY. WHAT THE FUCK HOW CAN YOU BE SO BLIND. GOG DAMN. NO ONE UNDERSTANDS MY ART

>>20799058

Your horrible spelling gives you a certain charm, though. It makes you who you are.

>>20799058
But you messed up, so that means we do!
*chug*

>>20797419

His dancing animation is based off of shopkeepers from SoM/SD; I'm guessing the authors ran with this as some kind of joke.

>>20799058
You should start considering it.
At least you'll have an excuse.

>>20799070

OH MY GOG NO YUORE MISSNIG THE POONT OF SBaHJ

>>20799075
Uh
Thanks
>>20799115
Bluh!
No thanks, i cant stand alcohol.
>>20799080
Hey, dont start that shit again Or I swear ill make sure to give you all alcohol poisoning.

>>20798917
Yo Ivan, are you ever going to voice the fountain of cute comic?

I don`t have it, but you know the one...

>>20799116
nO, YOU'RE MAKING IT TOO OBVIOUS, THE BADNESS IS SUBTLE. tO SOMEONE NOT PRIVVY TO SB&AHJ IT LOOKS LIKE IT COULD BE A LEGITIMATE COMIC. iT'S NOT ABOUT BEING OVER THE TOP, IT IS ABOUT BEING EXACTLY UNDER THE TOP. i FUCKING HATE YOU AND THIS FANBASE

>>20799180
Man, that would be delightful.

I'm loading this flash just to hear Crustacean loop endlessly.

Crustacean is now Grant Moronson's theme music. I'm calling it. It's so perfect.

>>20799230
http://mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/songs/alterniaboundsongs/Crustacean.mp3

http://mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/songs/alterniaboundsongs/

>>20799187

i never knew tavros was so passionate about sbahj

>>20799230
He has no theme. He's just a shtick with a tough kid act.

>>20799180

I dunno.

Maybe?

>>20799187

Agree to disagree, I suppose. After all, two people having two different opinions on something?

ABSURD

Does anyone have a screencap of Eridan lamenting his own patheticness, with the scarf biting and all? I would take one but my toolbar is still gone and opening Paint is this whole ordeal.

>>20798903

CLUMPS

THEY'RE CLUMPS

>>20799230
>Crustacean is now Grant Moronson's theme music. I'm calling it. It's so perfect.
Don't be retarded. Grant's theme music is anything by Easy E.

sometimes i am okay with fantrolls and this gif is why

>>20799589
I'm okay with fantrolls because they all die horribly.
All of them.

>>20799399
I've got a full rip of the character portraits but I can't upload it because 4chan screens for jpgzips now

>>20799614
Just use mediafire then

>>20799614
Oh, it's okay. Just wanted that Eridan. Thank you very much.

>>20799614

man, it's so easy to forget that he orphans children

I'm telling you guys, it's Calsprite who knocked over John, not Nannasprite.

>>20799589
Thats pretty good
Though I dont have a problem with OCs except that they usualy just to fill image limit.
So am I the only one who saw Aradias out of synch blinking as supressed rage, and not a frog thing?

>>20799750
The frog thing never even occred to me. I thoght rage too.

>>20799704
I find it very easy to remember, which made the shitstorm right after Fef turned him down kind of unusual. Love the bastard, but he is really not a good guy.

>>20799748
So Calsprite turned from orange to blue, or what?

http://413chan.net/allthesprites.zip
there you go

>>20799750
That isn't her rageface. Frog thing or she's making a conscious effort and lost the knack for it.

>>20799818
I wish they had the same artist for all of them. Sollux in particular stands out as pretty lame looking compared to the rest, but he's always been a PRETTY BORING CHARACTER

>>20799798
That and he started saying "HOO HOO HOO"

>>20799861

Sollux looks like an Asian CPSC major to me.
The kind who somehow gets a girlfriend much to the bewilderment of his classmates.

>>20799750
I saw it as a robot malfunction because I'm silly like that

>>20798718
this is fuckeng SHIT

>>20799818

>413chan

So this is the new place, right?
Where people go to instead of MSPAchan?

>>20799926
oh god finally someone understands me ;_;

>>20799785

At least he was doing it to stop the entire species from going extinct and to try and woo Feferi

What's Vriska's excuse? Because she doesn't want to get eaten by a giant spider? Pfff...

>>20799861
Yeah
Aradia in particular seems outta place.
>>20799777
>>20799854
She seems pretty understated, which I like alot.
She stil has somuch to do with the big bits of the plot and shes the character we get the least from.
Also I DONT WANT ARADIA TO DIE
Again

>>20799885
>>20799798
>>20799748
Also it says "NANNASPRITE:" in the log. So yeah.

>>20799854

>Robot
>Flowing Hair

What the fuck?

>>20799961
I keep finding it hard to see how Eridan was ever badass enough to be Vriska's rival. We need to see something more of him being that evil or badass.

>>20799885
Well, there is "HEE HEE HAA HAA HOO HOO", but I agree, so nevermind.

>>20799950
I understand you.

>>20800075

The hair is real.

Equius collected his pubic shavings for three months for his masterpiece.

Starting to feel bad for eridan, ain't easy being beta ;_;

>>20799961
I think I have been over this already, Eridan was most likely killing lususes way before he was aware Feferi capitalized on it.

>>20799988
She actually sounds to me like she spawns alternate timelines to kill everyone when she gets frustrated.

>>20800075
Well the robot was made by Equius who has a major obsession for her.
Of course he gave her flowing hair.

>>20800075

The robot, as well as most Alternian technology, is partly biological.
Also Equius built it.
Which
does not require elaboration.

>>20800103

>Their fucking faces in the last panel

I've seen that comic a thousand times and it still makes me giggle.

I don't know why Eridan is forever alone. He's so suave

>>20800167
Don't worry, he'll man the fuck up just you watch.

>>20800103
Then Stop Being a Beta and Alpha That Shit Up

H3Y

JOHN 4ND K4RK4T

1S TH1S YOU

>>20800090

This picture isn't up to date. I shaved.

Thread is autosaging, new thread >>20800258

>4:15 promples
SO CLOSE, CAPTCHA, SO CLOSE

I actually enjoyed all the characters even though they looked like they were done by other artists. Except for Eridan. I don't know what it was about him but it was pissing me off. Also Gamzee looked a little weird but he was funny so meh.

>>20800316

>40 posts away from bump limit

: I

Equius started off as this string pulling powerful bastard and now he's taken a back seat to pretty much everyone.

Sollux is a cunt.

With terezi drifting from karkat and his failed kismesitude with john. Who else is waiting for nepeta to make a move on him as predicted on THE WALL?

>>20800146
>>20800133
>>20800075
I always looked at it like this. It isnt a Robot that she uses as a body. Its a full body prothstetic, with all the doo-dads and extras that entails, including long lowing hair.
I mean it was EQUIUS who built it.

>>20800376
Karkat's going the Tavros route, he's not making any sort of move on her, that's the problem.

>>20800411
Things just have to get really bad between them, then he'll stand outside Terezi's window holding a boombox over his head.

>>20800376

String-pulling powerful bastard? Equius? He was a creepy snob, and only Nepeta ever took him seriously.

beq is lord english I belief

theres a reason why no one wants jade in the game yet nana sprite stopped john from doing it!!!

>>20800573
Bec isn't Lord English, but a servant of him similar to Mr. Vanilla Milkshake, engineered from the same genetic agent archetype code only from different sessions.

Clearly Lord English is the late Mr. Samuel Clemens.

Well, you guys drove off Writerfag.

Fuck you all.

>>20800804

>Slowpoke.jpg

Personally, I do not miss her.

>>20800804
who cares, we have canon veil life now

>>20800804
I feel bad but honestly she got what she deserved for writing that spinning we8s crap.

>>20800804
Welcome to three days ago
Its a damn shame to be sure, but s/he just waiting for shit to die down, I doubt s/hes gone for good.
Lets not bring this all up again

>>20800804
How's writerfag's dick taste?

Also she brought it upon herself.

ALL WRITERFAG DISCUSSION ENDS AFTER THIS LINE
__________________________________
MOVING ON

How's John going to get out of this one?

>>20800867

Air tomfoolery, obviously.

>>20800867

Nanna catches him with a matress. Can we not get into this "Nanna gone bad" thing again?

>>20800867
Yes order me to do something else now.

>>20800885
Oh man I didn't even think of that. What a perfect time for John to find out he can fly without his jetpack.

>>20800867
Hang off the edge, wait for Nanasprite to peek, then cake her in the face.

Oh God I will rage Nanna is going to be able to pawn this one off on 'teaching John to use his wind powers'.

>>20797673

>Travos
>Gamzee spelling quirk

Seriously, this is bugging me to no end.

>>20800896
Get a damn towel before you turn the place into a slip'n'slide.

>>20800867
Well, he's the heir of breath right? That means wind and shit. I think it's about time he stopped relying on that rocket of his, and learn how to REALLY fly.

I mean, Rose can do it. It can't be that hard.

>>20800928
Its like birds man you gotta kick'em out of the nest to teach them to fly.

>>20800505
No he won't. He'll deny there was ever anything going on between them and then go to his "room" and probably not really cry much or anything-
can't sleep, no sleep allowed
-and let the hollowness eat and eat until there's not even any hate left.

>>20799611
Is Nanna out to stop John, or is it that she pulling a joke on him?

>>20800928
He's going to learn to fly eventually. This is most likely vital to the game. His grandmother is now a game. Theres a house with well over 9001 stories.

OH GEE, I WONDER WHAT WILL HAPPEN.

>>20800885
>>20800905
>>20800928
That would be so great.
But that seems like one more way to distract from the fact THAT JADE IS ALMOST IN THE FUCKING GAME.
Fucking seriously, if we go another dozen pages with this still in the air I will flip the fuck out.

>>20799399
>Scarf biting

OH NOW I UNDERSTAND

I thought he was biting his lower lip so hard that blood was gushing out of it.

>>20800804
why are so many people driven away from stuff like this? If I became some kind of weird /co/ celebrity thing and people started drawing weird porn of me I would probably just die of laughter.

>>20801006
His blood is the same color as his cape/streak/symbol.

Nanna is Doc Scratch.

>Eridan is mai hasubando forever
>Friend confesses his love for me
>Forced into the uncomfortable position of rejecting him
>Suddenly don't like Eridan anymore

>>20800996
Jade is in game, technically.

But not yet in the medium.

If she gets in the medium in fewer than 1000 pages I will be pretty fucking shocked.

>>20801029
Its because she's a GIRL and GIRLS find those kind of things CREEPY.

>>20801093
I feel bad for your situation but I am laughing my ass off.

>>20801109
>>20801093
I Don't Feel bad for you
And I am Still Laughing my ass off

>>20801093

>>20801109
>>20801122

I feel bad for you son.
I got 99 problems,
but a fish ain't one.

Misssster Vantas....

>>20801101
I laughed like a motherfucker at all of this mess, up until I realized how uncomfortable WF was with it.

update

>>20801161
Hm. A minor one. And Andrew doesn't usually update during the daylight.

>>20801161
Look at that jester's gambit

NANNASPRITE IS EVIL I TOLD YOU BRO

>>20801096
You know what I mean
But yeah, your probably right.
Watch it be an end of the act thing.

>>20801161
whoop
He is indeed going flying.
I WONDER WHAT HAPPENS NEXT

>>20801161
IT KEEPS HAPPENING

AH used LVL 50 TROLLTECH: One-page update.

Oh shit, John really took the Prankster's Gambit damage on that one.

Oh yeah and he's falling to his death.

But the Prankster's Gambit!

>>20801156
If she finds it creepy, then she has no business being on 4chan. I myself don't give a flyin' fuck if she comes back or not.

>>20801161

And there go the shoes.

And the Prankster's Gambit meter is about to explode. It simply cannot take this much jocularity.

>>20800804
Great.

The initial Karkat/Terezi story was awesome but everything else was shit.

in b4 we get another single page tomorrow and that page is just another zoom out.

>>20801101
But I AM a girl, and drawing porn of someone who writes fanfiction is HILARIOUS.

>>20801283
Progress this slow would mean he's working on the next flash, which would be a good point in the story for it.

>>20801296
brb drawing rule 34 of you.

>>20801296
Well then she's just can't roll with the punches I guess.

She shouldn't walk into spotlight without preparing to have a few tomatoes thrown at her.

>That update

And then Nannasprite was the spy.

>>20801316
There isn't enough femanon porn, really.

And by femanon I mean the blank-faced-suited-type, not generic-girl type.

>>20801302
But. We've just had two.

Not that I would complain.

But it's not gonna happen.

>>20801302
OR he could just be trolling.
Which I find hilarious.

>>20801340
I don't see why that would matter. He'll do it if he feels like it's a good point in the story for it to happen.

>>20801302
this wouldnt be the first time we got a small update during the day and then some more later on.

So, guys, is Homestuck on the mend?

Was there anything wrong with it during Hivebent anyway?

>>20801418
People just don't like Hivebent because of shipping. Shipping is baaaaaaaad!

>>20801418
I don't get this picture. What's so wrong with ======>? On no, linear pages that connect together?

http://abortedslunk.deviantart.com/art/Pixelart-for-Homestuck-Trolls-183950739?q=+sort:time+homestuc

Look at that happy Kanaya. Look at it.

>>20801473
>Eri
>shipping is baaaaaaaad
I cannot believe how much irony is going on here

>>20801506
What's an "irony" >:?

>>20801503

>>20801493

Yeah, I think the reason most people complained about Hivebent was because it was all exposition, no action. In the, what, 3 months Hivebent was going for, there was one [s] page. Then in the 1 month of Act 5.2, there's three. I don't know.

>>20801540
So hot

>Captcha: Caring Practical

>>20800804

I like how she makes a point of capitalizing "
NORMAL" when she herself is the one writing fiction about Karkat angsting over the terezi-turds he just pooped into the toilet.

>>20801558
That was the point though, it was supposed to show a normal gamesession and introduce a shitton of new characters.
Exposisions over action a given

>>20801558
The last two flashes were awesome, no doubt, and 5.2 is shaping up to be awesome, but judging an act on how many [S] pages it gets is just silly. I mean, we wouldn't've have gotten either of those flashes without Hivebent... and they were both about the trolls anyway.

>>20801622

Not my arguments, dude.

LOL Nannasprite. We just got trolled.

>>20801503
You had best savor that as well, because it's the last time you'll see Kanaya happy for a while.

I really wish Hussie would come up with some way to bring back player input in a way that isn't just "I'm going to lurk the forums and borrow ideas."

Does he make a compelling argument for why he got rid of the suggestion stuff? Yes. Does it satisfy me? Not really.

>>20801645
I know I was just pointing out the fallacy in the argument.

>>20801713
I told you niggers. I told you Nanna is no threat. Maybe you will finally start listening to me.

UPDATE

pap pap shoosh!

>>20801823
That would imply we care what you say, though.

Like I said,

>>20798094
>Cause she'll catch him in two seconds.

>>20801854

God everlasting fucking dammit, no flying. At least not yet.

No one can beat Nanasprite in a prank-off. She is simply the best there is.

Well, maybe one....

Shit, that flash. Everyone was kawaii uguu.

Except Kanaya, who looked a bit gross.

That was a sweet catch. Damn, Nannasprite's prankster gambit is so high, she nearly kills her victims!

>>20801503
Look how happy Kanaya is now. (Not pictured: Kanaya)

>>20803000
fukken saved.

Oh God, why do I ship these two so much?

>>20803101
Because you wish to be the eggbert.

>>20803101
Same reason I ship these two?

>>20803000
>Likes Vriska, Relates to John
>>20803157
>Likes Nepeta, Relates to Karkat

You two. Hatesex. Now.

>HEY GUYS, LETS TALK ABOUT SHIPPING!

>>20803214
Dave X Noone Oh Tee Pee

>>20803241
Dave thread?

>>20803188
Fuck you!

>>20798400
This is the most appropriate thing EVER.

Good fish

Best troll

>>20803454
Sorry wrong image

hello i am a new drawfag hear

i draw equius because he is my favorite and karkat
next they are kissing because they are otp

>>20803495
woah thats fucking awesome

do more bro

>>20803495
Hopy shit. Someone call skepticarcher, she has competition now.

>>20803495

WHY IS EQUIUS RAPING KARKAT OH GOD

>>20803479
>>20803454
The trolls no one has any reason whatsoever to care about. And yet you do. Was it because the others are widely loved and popular things are uncool to like? Is it because of an unhealthy obsession with The Little Mermaid and Harry Potter that you won't admit is related? Are you teenagers and your parents disapprove of sea-dwellers? I wanna know why people like these blank profile losers, so tell me.

>>20803495
Could you draw some porn?

>>20803605
Because we're hipsters. But now it's cool to like them so sollux is my favvorite instead.

Look at this face

This is the face of true horror

after realizing he effectively did the job of the imperial drone

>>20803652
and the mother grub

>>20803605

>Are you teenagers and your parents disapprove of sea-dwellers?

i dated a sea-dweller once
my parents were soooo pissed off
shit was SO cash brah we filled pails right on their couch it was crazy
got ground for like a week tho which SUCKED but its all cool cause they ddidnt cut my allowance or nothin (lol)

>>20803644
As hard as I try, I can't make myself see his fangs as anything other than drool. Sollux is ruined forever for me now.

>>20803652
>Equius has a six-pack as a grub

>>20803652
Oh my god he's squishing eridangrub. Look at the purple streaks of fluid running down his face and the look of pure WHY U DO THIS. No wonder he had problems later on in life.

>>20803695
I had a crush on a sea dweller once.

Uh...I don't want to talk about it. ;_;

>>20803719

Notice how his legs are bent
And notice how Eridan is lying under where the knee is raised
The purple fluid is just Eridan crying like a little baby bitch

i mean sure he IS a baby but come on