YOU HEAR THAT YOU MUTIE MOTHERFUCKERS!?

No one wants you around!

I was beaten and left for dead last night when I told my best friend I'm a mutant.

My only power is to make things smell like strawberries...

>>20795544
>/co/
>having kids
>having sexual partners

talk about wasting advertising campaign money dude

>>20795555
But...but...I haven't even drooled poison anywhere this time!

>>20795570

You could make a fortune at a laundromat.

What the fuck is wrong with you people?

Is this what we do with people who are different? We lock them up forever, we make them suffer? Did you ever care to think that someone you love could be a mutant? Would you just cast them aside like nothing just after finding out that your child, someone who you loved and cared for years is actually a muntant? You people fucking disgust me.

I'd rather live in a apocalyptic world where muntants run free then allow you cruel assholes to treat muntants like crap.

>>20795570

You've got it easy.... my dick shoots lasers.

When my first girlfriend went down on me, I blew her head off when I came. I still have nightmares and haven't been with a girl since... ohh god... Carol.

>>20795574
I'm sorry Sivana, your vagina is haunted.

>>20795544
I thought it said "whitie" in red at first.

Ms. Marvel saved me from a burning building, she's cool. But I hate that mutie that has the same powers as her.

Yeah I'm a mutant and there's nothing you can do about it.

My power is that I am the internet. What, you thought it was an invention? That it was created for mankind's enterntainment? That's what they want you to think.

>>20795612

Shut up and give me more porn, Mutie.

>>20795599
Oh no! What should I do?

I was a mutant once, but by the grace of my heavenly father I was able to pray it all away. If you're a mutant, know that there's a place for you in Gods Kingdom if you just reject that sinful part of yourself and accept his sons will for your life.

I still can't understand why some mutants are afraid that they powers. Wouldn't the normal reaction to having to fire laser beams out your eyes, or teleporting anywhere, or having superspeed, be FUCK YEAH instead of OH SHIT?

Why would you even come out as a mutant? Why not tell the people that you got pecked by a radioactive bird, or you got dared by a friend to eat leftover steak in a garbage can beside the Baxter Building?

>>20795632
Let me make a few calls.

I hate that fucking Affirmative Action bullshit.

I have to work hard to get into a good college, but just because some Mutie has green skin he gets a free ride?!

Bullshit!

>>20795594
>and haven't been with a girl since.

That's not the reason why, anon, and you know it.

Well, at least he's not a chink.

Guys... yesterday, I was thinking about pouring myself a glass of water, but when I got up I found a full glass already on the counter. I don't remember pouring it...

I'm scared, /co/. What if this is the beginning stages? Is there a way to find out if you're... one of them?

>>20795636
because when you have powers, Iron man comes to your house, and brainwash you into a cold blooded murderer.

>>20795634
>If you're a mutant, know that there's a place for you in Gods Kingdom if you just reject that sinful part of yourself and accept his sons will for your life.

You shut the hell up! God made us this way! God loves us just the way we are! You're a brainwashed idiot.

>>20795675
>>20795634
>implying God loves anyone
Both of you shut up!
Accept Satan as your master!

ya I am a mutant but when people ask i just tell them that i fell in some radioactive stuff and got my powers. Its really hilarious seeing them rolling around in toxic waste trying to gain powers but only getting cancer.

>>20795636
The common man is not as /co/mmon as you think.

A lot of people would be freaked the fuck out before they wondered what they could do to exploit their powers

>>20795594
someone's been reading "Running the Gambit"

>>20795636
>Wouldn't the normal reaction to having to fire laser beams out your eyes, or teleporting anywhere, or having superspeed, be FUCK YEAH instead of OH SHIT?

This bothers me about pretty much every character who ever one day found themselves with special powers or in some kind of fantastic situation and was scared or wanted to go back to normal. What's next, gonna complain about free money?

The only time being scared makes sense is when it happens in a bad way like Rogue suddenly finding that she harms people by touching them.

>>20795628
Sure thing buddy.

I'll also indulge you in some new viruses I've got cooking.

I live near that Xavier school and it scares the shit out of me.

Every week there are explosions or giant robots or aliens or some insane crap going on over there. I'm afraid to leave my house or some mutant or monster will kill me or my family.

>>20795675
No he doesn't. God hates Muties, they were the fault of man to begin with and weren't a part of his plan, and anyone who doesn't reject their mutant condition is going to burn in the lake of fire when his son returns.

But you don't have to... because god loves you.

>WHO can stop them?
Captain America
The Fantastic Four
Dr. Strange
The Amazing Spider-Man
Iron Man
Thor
Deadpool
Ms. Marvel...

>>20795726
>they were the fault of man to begin with

>>20795735
But then who can stop them?

>>20795683
Don't you mean Mephistopheles Spider-Man?

>>20795726
>implying Jesus wasn't a mutant

So it turns out I'm a mutant. How about that.

Seems I've got minor electrical powers. I can jump start things, and if I keep the plug pressed to my skin I could probably keep a TV running or charge a phone, but that's about it.

It's not so bad, you know? I work fixing cars, which means I'm usually around a lot of metal, so I tend to have some gloves handy, but it aint that bad. Worst I can give people is a bit of a jolt, hehe. Nothing serious.

Guys down at the 'shop don't mind, since I haven't fried anyone yet. Although them calling me 'Sparky' is starting to drag a little...

I have a dream?

All you unevolved non-mutants, enjoy you time in the son!!! Homo Superior is increasing in population!!! HA!!! W'ERE GONNA TAKE OVER BITCHESSSS~! ;) ;)

>>20795683

What, so he can BONG my marriage away? No thank-you!

>>20795735

pffft like those caped freaks care about the common man.

They have mutant friends! Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if most of them WERE mutants. You can't trust ANYONE with powers.

Only the Government and S.H.I.E.L.D. can protect us. Nick Fury would put those filthy muties in their place.

>>20795544
So you're telling that those huge fucking wings on my kid are not fucking natural? Are you insinuating that my baby boy is a fucking mutant? Are you fucking dense? I'll kill you motherfucker. I'LL KILL YOU!!!

>>20795756
You should dress up in a costume and call yourself "Sparky"

You'd keep doing the same thing you do every day, but now you're a hero!

>>20795760
>enjoy you time in the son!!!
>calling us "unevolved"

>>20795760

>>20795761
Internet mutant here. I could erase any digital legal precedent of your marriage.

Does that help?

Of course I could also put you on a national pedophile registry as well, so I guess you take the good with the bad.

>>20795760
>;) ;)

What? Oh fuck, I'm back here!

I teleported and didn't come back. I was in a world where mutants were everywhere. Magneto ruled the country! Humans were in decline and nobody gave two shits. It was glorious. And now look, something shocked me out of it. I came back to this shitty place... Oh well. Better go looking for a new hiding place before the Sentinels show up again.

PS. To those of you who still look like the flatscans after you got your "gift", fuck you!

>>20795665

Guys I'm serious. Last week I watched the neighborhood watch beat a guy nearly to death just because he had spikes on his head. I already get looks from people because I live alone and keep to myself... I'm terrified of what will happen if I slip up in public. Is there anything I can do, /co/? Anything at all?

I got pretty lucky, I went to a school were people treated me well even though sometimes spiders come to me when I whistle. There was a lot of biggotry in that town, but it was mostly just passive, shit like the church putting up signs that said things like "Repent mutants, the kingdom of god is at hand" or whatever.

So i can manipulate molecules and rearrange them into any configuration i wish. At any time, i can turn something into something else and i have chosen to transpose images into reality. I can summon upwards of 50 creations from Kirby to Khorne the Blood God and eyes burn with blue incandescence.

Am i truly dangerous to you?

>>20795781
>>20795783
>>20795798

LOL teh thing about you "normal" guys is that you're all jelous of the MASTER RACE we have powers you guys WISH you had, and we gotto deal with the social stigma of being different but soon YOU'LL BE THE DIFFERENT ONES, ASSHOLES, MUTANTS ARE THE FUTURE!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>20795850

Kill them all.

>>20795777
Now why would I do that? It ain't right for a man to be working in a costume.

Unless his job is beating up other folks in costume, I suppose.

>>20795850

EMBRACE YOUR MUTANT REALITY

The "humans" can't be trusted, they will kill you. If only we had a place where we could go and live in peace, away from the dirt of the old world order. MAGNETO WILL SAVE US

>>20795864
You''re useful in this world. Don't believe the humans' lies. There is NOTHING wrong with you. You aren't dangerous to anyone who doesn't cross you, just like any man.

Create. Summon. It is art, my friend.If the humans don't like it... I'm sure you can change their minds by offering turning some of their more useless items into diamonds or something. Buy them off and go about your business.

/m/echafag here.

After coming back from the future I find that you organics, be it normal or mutant, will die out fairly quickly. Your inability to cope with eachother led to your own demise led by my proud robot brethren.

Enjoy your final moments you fleshy meatbags.

>>20795850

They're criminals. They killed a man in cold blood. Become their terror. Destroy them from the inside out and gather proof of their misdeeds. They impede upon your civil rights and your right to live in peace. If the law will not side with you. Take it into your own hands and take vengeance for your fallen brother. Don't let fear nest in your heart. Be bold.

If we're the future, we can't let relics like a torch-bearing mob stop us when they can't fight without guns and sticks.

Don't hate humans guys, how would you feel if there were people out there with powers that could kill or harm you or your family.

Its not their fault they are afraid.

There is a school, the Xavier's Institute For Gifted Youngsters where you can go and be safe and happy. The Man who runs it is a world famous Doctor. There are lots of people like you guys there, my cousin goes to the school and he loves it.

That Magneto guy is a terrorist and doesn't care who dies or gets hurt to get what he wants.

>>20795926
Oh you misunderstand me sir, i use my powers to create a perfect world filled with naught but adventure and exciting characters, and the world will thank me for it later. yes i think i'll call it....the DC universe

>>20795974

Maybe Xavier was right... NAH!!!

>>20796003
Xavier has ceased to speak for mutantkind i'm afraid. He has been "replaced" by an asshat with a red visor who thinks that agressive territoriality is the way for mutantkind. Why he's got them all on a rock outside San Francisco!

>>20795769
>Implying Fury isn't a mutie lover.

>>20795865
Dude, people like you yelling stuff like that give a bad name to all us mutants... Seriously, these people who talk about that "Homo superior" crap are just a tiny minority of extremists, and most of us mutants really are not much different from non-mutants. I mean, my power is that I can make me facial hair grow at will, but that kind of thing isn't much of a threat to anyone; just a little handy thing whenever I want to try a new look.

But then there's these nutjobs who are trying to create conflicts with all this shit about how mutants are mankind's future, mutants are superior, and non-mutants will go extinct and whatever. I really hate that Magneto guy, and all mutants should denounce him and the crap he says. Surely mutants and non-mutants could accept that okay, we are slightly different but we all still have exactly the same value as humans, and we can coexist?

/new/ here. Fuck the muties in a lolocaust!

Except that one blue chick-- Mytigue-- she's hot.

>>20796002

Hm... interesting. Just be careful. Such creations have a way of trying to reorder themselves in times of crisis when a single creator has to keep track of so much at one time. It might collapse or fraction off into many smaller worlds. Eh, what am I saying. Such a world of greatness will endure forever, such as the icons of that world will. May I suggest young hero to be successor to your greatest one. A Bucky to your Captain America if you will. He might go far...

On the whole I support mutant registration, but not mutant oppression. As to how I'd feel about finding a mutant, I truly do not know, but I think I wouldn't mind. I don't think I'd want to marry or fall in love with a mutant, just cuz, you know, I want to have kids some day. *Normal* kids.

I might not look it, but I am a mutant.

I keep growing teeth. Seriously, I'm on my third set of wisdom teeth. It sucks because there's no more room in my mouth for these teeth, so those years of orthodontics is going to waste.

>>20796079
>I don't think I'd want to marry or fall in love with a mutant, just cuz, you know, I want to have kids some day. *Normal* kids.
And now we see how society can turn even people who think that they are reasonable into racist scumbags.

>>20796075
and while i'm at it, i may also add a tension filled countdown to a percieved apocalypse of my universe that leads to nothing at all changing. Only then it will be followed by an actual apocalypse with no warning whatsoever and one of my universe's greatest heroes will be presumed dead but not really.

>>20796062

Hm. Interesting use of regeneration of hair there. I'm with a certain sector of the Canadian government who wishes to give mutants a leg up in this world. I find your people fascinating and I'd like to see your abilities put to good use. Interested in a job up north away from these paranoid Americans and their Registration Act?

what about that special on Fox News that exposed how Xavier's school was getting it's funding from Wakandan blood admantium. Not to mention the associations with black 60's radicals?

>>20796079

A great percentage of humans carry the X gene, bud. My parents were both normal. And look at me. Do I look normal?

>>20796126
Xavier institute is unAmerican and works with our enemies trying to destroy us

TruFacts

>>20796079

lol, NEWSFLASH, non-mutants gives birth to mutants, we're just the next evolution from your kind (like with how you evolved from cavemen, though not much has changed ;) ) The odds of you having a mutant baby are at least 1/10 I bet! HA!

>>20796062

Remember, we didn't make the conflicts brother, the humans have been locking US up, hunting US, "registering" US like were ANIMALS. My own family DISOWNED ME, just becus my being a mutant. I was homeless and hated myself until I heard Magneto give a speech and he taught me, and other mutants AND non-mutants, to respect Mutantkind.

THEY want the war, so it's coming for them, choose your side brother!!

>>20796206
You're a pokemon?

Wow, You guys got lucky with your powers, I got acidic bodyfluids, It sucks.

On the bright side i don´t need to chew my food.

>>20795979
>>20795908
>>20795869

I can't believe this is happening.

My neighbor just came by asking if I had seen his car keys. When I tried to remember if I had, they appeared in midair right in front of him, with a little "ping" and a cloud of sparkles and everything.

He just stared at me for a minute, then thanked me real quietly and left.

He didn't even take the keys.

He's always been nice to me... I almost asked him to go out with me once or twice. Hopefully he won't tell anyone, but...

I need to be ready to run. Pray for me.

>>20796217
WHO'S THAT POKEMON

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT'S MUTIE

>>20796217

>mfw the outright racists come in

You're not helping the peace process.

Human, mutant, it matters not who is correct, for in the end, only the strongest shall survive to inherit this planet...and the strongest is I, Apocalypse.

>>20796212

How ambiguous. Who are these supposed "enemies"?

Hydra? AIM? Both agencies that are run by normal flatscan humans... interesting huh?

While the folks at Xavier's seem to be just regular folk of a new minority... many of them trying to educate and guide each other. Hell, one of them has a position with the government. How American is that? That thing known as the Melting Pot? Bringing in everyone to build a better country out of the different parts?

>>20796246
>Apocalypse
ewwww. worst villain EVER

you humans. You think mutants are the only other sapient creatures roaming this Earth?

Inhumans, Atlanteans, Eternals, Deviants, etc.

Deal with it.

It's no wonder the Kree, the Skrull, and the Shi'ar laugh at you

Guys? Didn't we already have this thread like a day ago?

>>20796267
>the Skrull
>Laughing at humans
Idon'tthinksotim.jpg

>>20796206
Looks like Zen the Intergalactic Ninja.

>>20796231
>>20796229

I'll say this as a non-mutant: Your powers are a gift from God. You, as Mutants, are gifts from God! Never doubt that or look down on yourself, just because you're different! Others don't understand but one day they will. We fought for racial equality and gender equality in this country (USA) and we'll get genetic equality for you too.

>>20796126
What blood adamantium? Assuming you meant vibranium, that's ridiculous warhawk conspiracy nonsense. The only source of vibranium is controlled strictly by the wakandan government, and the sale of it is regulated as fuck.

Did an internship at Stark Long Island back in college and somehow wound up in billing. I know exactly how much money they paid out to get just a brick of the stuff. Stamped with the Wakandan royal seal and everything. If there was a cheaper way to get it, I'm sure Stark would have been doing it.

>>20796271
No, we didn't.

My girlfriend is a mutant and guys... I gotta tell ya it is AWESOME.

Her tongue is like 10 feet long and stretches and moves around. The things she can do with it, my god.

Shit is SO cash. People who hate mutants are retarded red necks.

>>20796231
you know, if this was anybody else role-playing about having magical special mutant powers, I wouldn't care.

Aren't you already pretending you're some sort of superhero or some bullshit, where are your drawings? Didn't you use to have your own little superhero you'd draw responding to posts on 4chan or something? Where'd that go?

We need to cure mutations.

For every mutant who can heal a broken bone, there's probably several who melt into goo in front of their parents the moment their powers manifest, or end up brain dead from their own mutation, or explode killing everyone within feet or even miles. We need prevention. Protecting us normal people from ones who can shoot fire from their asses is just a bonus really.

>>20796296
Then wh-

Oh god

>>20796281
Be that as it may, but i fear your sentiments come too late. Our race is almost extinguished, even with the reigniting of our powers, it will be decades, centuries before we are even significant in the population. And this is assuming some extremists do not do away with us.

>>20796267

:blink, blink:

Shut uuuuuupp... The wink wink and the you know what will go off without a hitch and the big you know who will be thankful if we keep the charade up and make sure they have "a good bead on things". Let the humans bitch about the "different" humans like they bitched about the dark skinned humans, the humans from across the ocean, and the humans who didn't write. It'll be easier if they just keep it up.

So shut uuuupppp...

My mutant power is that I'm completely normal.

What now fags?

>>20796079
>i'd never want to fuck a nigger and have a half-nigger baby cuz niggers are bad

>>20796299

>has sex with mutants
>cash

You might as well have sex with an animal. Are you a furry, anon? Does this image sexually excite you?

Hint: it's disgusting and you're disgusting

man, it'd super suck if you had a mutant power that was passive and didn't amount to anything.
Like, my mutant power is that my liver is a deep shade of blue, instead of red. Who would ever see that shit? How would you know?

>>20796316
So you get all of the muatnt hate and none of the perks?

I feel sorry for you.

>>20796316

Wait... if we all drop dead from a virus tomorrow, you'll be normal? If we all became zombies, you'd still be normal? If the world went to pot and we all got a case of the headcrabs, you'd be hunky dory? You could go out into the void without a space suit on and you'd be normal no matter what?

...bullshit. That mutant power if broken!

>>20796319
No no no, we realized that niggers are people long ago (like, in the early 2000s). But mutants, *just aren't*. They aren't like people, and they're *dangerous*. They need to be registered for their and our protection.

>>20796126
Fox news is wrong, mutants are supported by CAPTAIN AMERICA, yknow the guy all neoconservatives fap to. So if he lieks mutants, all the little sycophants are forced to agree with him because they have no minds of their own. Eat it Roger Ailes you mutant hating sonbitch!

my mutant power is that I can drink milk and eat dairy products copiously and suffer absolutely no ill effects.

Drinkin' a big tall glass of milk right now. only 25% of the world can do that and not have a gut-wrenching night of shitting madness! That is my super power.

>>20796342
Actually. Being completely normal is quite significant as no man is thus.

Think about it, he is not significant in any way, normal in every respect, utterly without what makes every man unique and thus unique in his sameness.

>>20796328
>Hint: it's disgusting and you're disgusting

Have fun being a virgin forever, fag.

Hey, mutant chicks are all right.

Did you ever notice how they all have bodies like swimsuit models? If huge tits are how we're evolving I don't see what the problem is.

I can fly. What a menace I am, avoiding traffic and shit!

>>20796414
JJJ says you're a menace to society

And I agree

>>20796397

>Implying sex with humans is impossible, that I'd want to have sex with animals like mutants, and that I don't have copious amounts of sex with my HUMAN wife

Asspained furfag* detected

*Muties fall under the domain of furfaggotry

>>20796384
Oh, yeah?

I CAN ROLL MY TONGUE, MOTHERFUCKER. THAT'S MY MUTANT SUPERPOWER.

>>20796412
That's a telepathic illusion. All mutant females can impart upon your mind your ideal female when you look at them.

>>20796412
Those are just the ones you hear about. Well, the ones you hear about who aren't monstrously deformed and you're only seeing because the anti-mutant types want to scare you. It's no different from the males, who are either muscular or toned as hell, or disgustingly fat or freakish. There are normal mutants, but they're about as interesting to look at as normal humans so the media gives no fuck.

>>20796449
Real enough for me. You're the kind of guy that would take the red pill, aren't you.

>>20796440
Internet mutant here.

Fun fact: I invented furfags as punishment for the last time Trask and his lackeys tried to fuck with me.

>>20796427
You're just jealous that I went and got some tacos and got back in the time between my post and yours.

>>20796440
Well, If you are a mutie and into humans, aren't you a Anti-Furfag?

Hey guys lets hear about a little story.
Once upon a time there was this race called the Skrulls.
The Skrulls were no different than you or me, two legs,two eyes, reptilian features.
Then one day a few found out they could shapeshift.
Then more.
And more.
And more.
Well this scared the bejeezus out of the non shifting ones so they geared up to exterminate the shifters.
The shifters didn't take that lying down and fought back.
The shifters while outnumbered had FUCKING SUPERPOWERS and killed off all the none shifters........except one........who became their god......but besides the point.
The moral of the story is, nonmutants stop being dicks before you start a war you can't win.....unless you're the last one.
Then congrats god.

>>20796463
Hell no, I'm the guy that took both pills and exists parallel to himself because of it.

>>20796468
You said you could fly, not that you were the fucking flash.

>>20796458
Prove it. I'm willing to bet that even the "freakier" mutant chicks are hot in a monster-girl kind way.

>>20796482
I can fly pretty damn fast bro. A lot faster than walking or running. And don't be retarded, The Flash is a comic book character. Real speedsters aren't that fast.

>>20796501
I just realized that you probably cut in the line to the Taco store... Or stole the Tacos.

You are the kind of person who makes us Mutants look bad.

>and mutants cannot be trusted

See, it's this hardliner shit that makes every supporter of the MRA look bad. I just want the proper authorities to know if someone can drop a tornado on my head, I am NOT a bigot for that.

You mutants are a menace and the end of society.

Robotics is the wave of the future with you "Homo Superior" as fodder beneath humanity's feet. My sentinels, advanced robotics, and androids will see to it that the mutant threat is eliminated.

Enjoy your freedom while you can.

>>20796231
Ladybug, if you're worried about how your neighbor will react, why don't you go talk to him?
Remind him that you're still the same person who he has known all these years

Hey humans. I saved your asses more times than you realize. No, I'm not an X-Man, they're way too large-scale for me. I do my own thing beating up muggers and shit, and people don't freak out because they think I'm just another Spider-Man or Daredevil or Iron Fist. If even one or two people who've been saved by a hero read this post, I hope you think about that. A mutant might have saved you.

I... I got tested today.

Aren't the fantastic four mutants?
I mean, they were mutated with cosmic radiation, right?

>>20795850
Move.

Also, consider getting a Job at the local lost and found.

I was talking about this stuff with some friends just yesterday, and they claimed that Spider-Man is a mutie. Do you guys think that's true? Maybe he's wearing that costume to hide like eight spider eyes or a completely hair-covered skin... the idea makes me feel just sick.

Also, how can we be sure that other superheroes aren't mutants? Sure they claim they got their powers from some kind of freak accident, but maybe they're just covering up that they're mutants. There should be more investigating journalism focusing on that issue.

I fully support mutant registration. It just scares me whenever I hear about Magneto and his folks and what kinds of stuff they're capable of doing, and the way they talk about non-mutants... Mutant registration is really necessary and needed, I don't think there should be any question about that. It's not discrimination; it's the only sensible thing to do.

>>20796569
Then stop voting the guy who wants to make more killer robots head of MRA dammit.
Seriously.
What makes it worse is you're either sending it after a guy who can control metal with a thought or the only guys who can stop the guy who can control metal with a thought.
Seriously the fuck guys?
Plus you call it on everyone who looks mutanty.
Some kids just look weird you don't call the gestapo on burn victims do you?

>>20796619
They might as well be. It seems ridiculously arbitrary, on either side of the argument, to restrict the definition to those born with different genes as opposed to The FF or the Hulk who were just changed in another way.

Internment camps, rounding people up? Nah that stuff doesn't happen here.

I have no problems with mutants. No sir. I'm not biased against mutants, but they are awfully violent aren't they? I think it's best to keep the kids away from mutants. And I don't think I'd shop anywhere that hires mutants, or stores that mutants frequent. But registration? Heavens no. That's racist.

Registration in general is a bad idea. Did you hear about that one kid from new york that had to give up her ability to walk just because she didn't want to be a child soldier?

And now you want us to do this to an entire race? Classy, guys. Real classy.

Having said that, some of you mutants could really be doing more to help your own PR problem. If you have the ability to make it rain, how about you hook up the fucking deserts and starving countries and shit instead of fighting in the streets?

>>20796642
Dude, Spider-man unmasked on national television. I can't remember exactly what he looked like, and my Tivo of the broadcast seems to be corrupted, but if he were some kind of multi-eyed freak I think we'd remember that.

>>20796619
Ah, I can explain, Mutants are people born with powers.
People who get mutations after birth are still counted as "humans" according toe the MRA i think.

I´d support a Mutant Registration Act if it includes EVERYONE with powers, Regardless if they were born with them or got them in freak accidents.

Also no frigging drafting, I may have acidic saliva, But im still a pacifist.

>>20796654
The MRA head isn't an elected position.

Mind, I don't really care for Sentinels either, but if it's a choice between that and watching my family be killed by the Brotherhood or whatever, bring on the giant pink Robots.

>>20796672
Hey that's a completely different Registration Act and it's blatant misuse shouldn't have any bearing here.

>>20796703
Chicken or the egg? The only reason the Brotherhood exists is because people are all "ooh mutants are bad we should exterminate them".

Maybe you should stop giving extremists things to rally against.

>>20796737
It sets a precedent. Do you really think that if we got all the mutants on a list we'd just stick that list in a closet somewhere and do nothing with them?

Besides, there's like, less than a thousand of them now or something, right? Let nature sort that shit out.

Are you talking about mutation or something else? Everyone is a mutant if you think about it. You didn't have all the exact same features of both of your parents did you? Something had to change just a little. If you're a carbon copy of whatever creature spawned you, then you sir are the freak. Mutants are quite normal and in fact necessary to evolution. Sure you didn't luck out and get eye beams but not everyone gets the winning lotto ticket either.

>>20795632
It's alright Sivana, we know who to call for haunted vaginas (sadly they only come in male varieties..)

>>20796772
This right here is why Marvel is stupid as fuck

>>20795544

WELL, SEEING AS HOW I SUPPORT GUN RIGHTS *AND* CIVIL RIGHTS, YOU CAN FUCK RIGHT OFF WHILE I TEACH MY SON PROPER EYE-BEAM MARKSMANSHIP.

>>20796782
I think not being born a clone and firing fire out of your ass are two entirely different things.
I mean seriously though Blacks and Whites aren't that different a few features are different and even now since we've been mixing those features are dissipating yet racist still find solace in their judgement that they're completely different.

>>20796656
You're right... now that you said that, I remember it and I distinctly remember watching that live. But I can't remember what he looked like either, and for some reason Google can't give me any kind of relevant results. What the fuck, man. It was a pretty big thing to happen, so why on earth is it so difficult to find any kind of images or news reports about it? And why can't I remember the guy's name or face? my_mind_is_full_of_fuck.jpg

>>20796849
Oops, meant to quote this:
>>20796690

I love my mutant wife
Do you know what her mutation is?
She's basically a humanoid squid.

>>20796703
That'd be ok if those fucking robots didn't get hacked every other week or started plowing through regular humans because of the probability of their bloodline developing an Xgene.

>>20796589

Yeah, you're right. After the initial panic passed, I went over to give him back his keys. He seemed a little more cautious, but he didn't scream or slam the door in my face. I can hardly blame him for being a little abrupt, I'm pretty shaken myself, and besides that he said he was waiting for someone to call so its not like he had time to chat.

I'm still kind of freaked out, but it's not the end of the world. I'll just have to figure out how this works so I don't accidentally do it where someone can see again.

*sob*

I admit it, i have webbed toes. I am a mutant

>>20796908
If it's any comfort, I wouldn't let a little thing like MAGICAL SUPER POWERS keep me from dating a girl I otherwise liked. What retard would? Of course, that's from someone with powers himself, so take from it what you will.

I have the power... to move you.

don't worry guys, I can fix this mutant thing

Good news everyone, I have the mutant power to make you hear what I type in the professor's voice!

Mutation, how does it work?

>>20796960
No you can't.

Only make it smaller.

And kill a shitton of mutants who no longer have powers to protect themselves, you crazy bitch.

>>20796983
I'll tell you how they wor...

Oh I thought you said magnets.

>>20796642

Spidey's a mutant poser- a human that wants to be a mutant. His "powers" are just some advanced suction-cup and web-shooting technology he stole from OsCorp. FoxNews had OsCorp's CEO on to confirm it. Tch, mutiefags, dressing up in costumes and pretending to be abominations.

>>20796908
Trying to refine your powers is always a good idea- now that you know that you do have a powered mutation, you should see what it's capabilites are.
So far you've been able to teleporte or create small amounts of matter subconsciously.
See what you can work on with that- don't try to push yourself to hard, just work out what your capable of and try to control consciously

>>20796908
You should maybe get your neighbor in on this
see if he doesn't want to help, maybe show him that your powers aren't dangerous

I have two powers.

Firstly: I am immortal.

Second: I am the only being on Earth that dreams, I have done so since the beginning of humanity. When you fall asleep and dream you are not in fact dreaming but instead simply accessing my subconscious.

>>20796983
MIRACLES!

>>20796967
EVERYTHING YOU READ IS NOW IN GOLDAR'S VOICE!

>>20796998

we all remember how well teleporting matter went last time someone had that power, right?

>>20796950
>I have the power... to move you.

Jack Black confirmed as a Mutant

Power: Supernatural charisma

>>20795573
It's more likely than you think

Oh look, a thread in which I can finally bitch and whine about this subject!

Sage for not contributan


The absolute WORST part of the marvel universe are the mutants. That incredibly boring and overused "prejudice" theme that seems to plague most marvel comics.

It's even contaminated the spiderman comics! it's like a Cartoon "special" episode that NEVER ENDS. This fucking bullshit is the reason I never read x-man comics.

And the worst part? This shit sells, so it's never going away. I mean, why would it? It's piss-easy to make storylines about it!

tl;dr: Mutants suck and and should just disapear forever.

>>20797088

Lady Gaga too is a mutant.

1st Power: To make any and all voices sound like they are autotuned.

2nd power: To make people either rage and hate her or instantly love her.

>>20797124

maybe that because you're a nigger!

>>20797124
>HOW DARE THEY PUT REAL-WORLD ISSUES IN COMICS! EVERYTHING SHOULD BE SILVER AGE SILLINESS AND JUSTICE CONQUERS ALL!!

>>20797124

nigger spic wop faggot!

>>20796998
>>20797023

I've been working on it for about 10 minutes now, and I've figured a few things out. When I concentrate on something that isn't near me, it poofs over to me. It only seems to work on smallish objects... I tried poofing the fridge, but nothing happened. I also tried getting my neighbor's keys again, but they didn't show up... not sure why, since it worked before. Doesn't seem to work on living things, either, because I tried it on a bug with no success.

Thanks for all the support, guys. I'm feeling a lot better about this whole mess. It's good to know not everybody hates people who are... different.

>>20797124

nigger

I wish I could be a mutant with special powers. That would be SO cool.

>>20797184

Uh, this isn't an actual literal example of a real world issue. It's an allegory.

Actual literal takes on this have appeared elsewhere.

>>20797199
So your power is super finding?

You should try going to a beach sometime and concentrate on Treasure.

>>20797222
>Uh, this isn't an actual literal example of a real world issue. It's an allegory.

Yes, an allegory that makes the world more interesting and realistic.

>>20797124 - tl;dr: Mutants suck and and should just disapear forever.

>>20797167
>>20797200
These are so heavy-handed and inappropriate and horrible. Comparing a fictional minority slur to a real one by USING the real one is disgusting and trivializes the real-world racial slur.

>>20797184
>real world issues
>comparing real word prejudice with being afraid of people who can kill you with their minds

>>20797190
>wop

Non-english speaker here. WTF does that mean?

>>20797199
Don't worry- not everybody in this world is short sighted and fearful
Only most of us

>>20797252
rac·ism
/ˈreɪsɪzəm/
–noun : hatred or intolerance of another race or other races.

Hmmm, sure isn't any racism in Marvel comics!

>>20797276

a wop is an italian

a mick is an irishman

a slope is some sort of asian I think

>>20797276
It's a racial slur against Italians.

>>20797276

It's a slur for Italians.

>>20797290

mutants aren't a different race

>>20797276

Italian. It comes from the term "Without Papers" when they would come here illegally, but nobody cared about illegal immigration back then because we could just draft them to fight in WW2 and give them instant citizenship.

>>20797296
>>20797300
>>20797303
Oh, okay thanks.

Muties are people too,

>>20797237

Yeah, basically. Could be pretty handy, right? Unless it turns out every time I do it I'm generating mini black holes in China or something.

Be right back, somebody's knocking. It's probably Diego.

Rise up, my brothers. You have nothing to lose but your chains!

>>20795774
Well mutations are natural ocurances unless they're provoked by something man made, like saying nukes.

>>20797343
....
This doesn't bode well

>>20797343
You ought to be careful- just because Diego is okay with this, doesn't mean those wanna be brownshirts in your neighborhood will back off.
Please be careful

>>20797482
If worst comes to worst she can probably "find" a weapon to defend herself.

>>20797463
>>20797482
>>20797511

...oh god, I looked out the peephole and it is Diego and he's got a bunch of people with him, some of them are from the watch... I guess now I know who he was calling.

What should I do? I'm trying *real* hard not to find a weapon, I don't want to look threatening, but... Christ, what do I do?!

>>20797511
>>20797343
Oh god this just like my kid sister all over again.
She went out for a date with a "nice" guy she met who said he didn't care about her being a mutie, and she ended up having both her arms and three of her legs broken by that fucker and his friends.

>>20797584

GET OUT OF THERE

>>20797584
Don't try to confront them unless absolutely necessary
Do you have a back way out?
Some place that people won't see you leave?
Also, call 911

thread reported. get out of /co/ you closet muties.

>>20797584
How many are there?
Where are you?

>anti-mutant thread

I thought /co/ had rules against racism?

Thread reported.

WHy the fuck should I be scared of mutants? Every other fuckin' week some giant spacemonster or someshit fucks up my town, or fuckin' aliens invade.

Shit, mutants are like normal as fuck compared to the shit we have to deal with.

>>20797616
Hmmm, Logically her powers should work on whatever is nearby but she can´t find, perhaps that power works on concepts too.

Like help possibly?

Try visualizing help.

>>20797681

>Implying muties are a "race" and not biological abominations

So, I got the basic 'super' package, flying and super-strength.
I love flying. I use it all the time, but the problem is that I'm trying to keep my powers secret.
Some of my friends are starting to get suspicious though. Like, I'll meet them for food somewhere, but then when one of them asks for a ride home, I can't do anything. They think it's really weird that they haven't ever seen my car.
Any ideas on how to keep this secret?

>>20797608
>>20797616
>>20797664

Okay, I checked the back window and they don't have anybody watching it so I'm going to try and sneak out. There's like twelve of them and they're trying to break down the door now, I gotta go, if I make it I'll try to make contact later.

Pray for me!

>>20797708

In my experience, secretly murdering them and then devouring their corpses stops most of the really annoying questions.

>>20797702
>Everything I need to know about biological science I got from a fair and balanced source, Friends of Humanity

>>20795570
You make things smell like strawberries?


How about RAWBERRY

>>20797708
Get a car.
The use it

Using powers like you do is not something you should do as a "closeted" mutant.

Your best bet is just ignore you have powers and only use your powers if you need to.

>>20797708
Easy enough
Tell them you take the bus

You should consider telling someone sometime though, some secrets are worse for being kept

I love threads like this.

>>20797765
I really don't want to get a car. That would involve money and learning to drive and all sorts of things.

>>20797766
Bus. That could work.

It's not that I'm ashamed of my powers, I just don't want all my friends to bum flying rides off of me.

>>20797711
Frack
Our farther who art in heaven, hallow be thy name
thy kingdom come
thy will be done
on earth as it is in heaven
give us this day our daily bread
and forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us
lead us not into temptation, and deliver us from evil
amen
(you had better live)

>Starting an anti-mutant thread on a website founded by a mootant

Enjoy your ban.

I'm not a mutant, thank God.

I was bitten by a radioactive pitchfork.

>>20797781
Well I don't, and I wish mutantophobes would keep it to /new/. I hate it when /co/ decides to get all prejudiced about mutants. Seriously, OP's copypasta goes waaay further than Jack Chick's crap; it's obvious these people are trying to deny mutants of their basic human rights.

>>20797711
>pray for me
>Implying you're not going to hell and god gives a shit about mutie scum.

But yeah besides that I'm no Mutiephobe and don't want you to die. But I can't pray for you cause it's against my religion.

>>20797889
>not a mutant
>canadian
Almost as bad, really...

I love how these comics just shoehorn in stereotypes about white racist behavior with this and are oblivious about how liberals are probably the ones who would give the mutants most of the shit.

Well I'm a human so I feel like I gotta do something to keep up so i'm looking at bionic implants just to feel safe. I mean I don't hate mutants but it's a dangerous world out there and since I wasn't born evolved I think I need to evolve myself.

1987 was years ago its 2005.

Where have all the mutants gone?

>>20798011
Some crazy chick rewrote reality because HER KIDS ARE DEEEEAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDD!

Also

>Thanks for your request.
>This thread has been requested 2 times now.

....
I hope lady bug's okay

>>20798067
She's dead Jim.

>>20798086
Motherfucking sonsofbitches

Fucking godless hippies in California are trying to pass a bill allowing human-mutant marriage. Just the thought makes me want to puke. Are we really going to stand by and let our genetically pure species be raped by the scum who caused 9/11?

From the thumbnail, it looks like OPs pic says WHITIE.

Okay, I got away. I'm at a cafe right now, I managed to "find" a change of clothes and some makeup so hopefully nobody will recognize me. Can't believe I actually thought anyone in this backwater shithole might be okay with having a freak next door, I mean the city council's been trying to buy a Sentinel...

Well, at least I'm alive. That's all I can really ask for.

>>20796299

My gf is a mutant. Not as... cool as you might think.

My friend and I both got mutant powers and we're thinking about forming some mutant detective agency.
He can locate anyone that he's had prior contact with and I can travel through shadows.
What do you guys think?

>>20798138
Listen, I know what you're going through
I learned along time these same lessons
People are assholes
You can't change that
Focus on what you can do
Not everyone in this world is horrible. Some are like you, some are not
That what you can do
You can give them safety
you can show them they're not alone
THat's how you make the world make sense
And if you can do that - you can stop the world from making more people like us.
And no one will have to be scared anymore

>>20798138
You need some place to crash?

>>20798252

Holy Shit!

You can travel through shadows, too? I thought I was the only one! Brofist!

>>20798138
Shitsux
You going to be okay?
You got any place to stay, now that your neighborhood isn't safe?

>>20798306

>>20798306

Baby, it's the only way to 'port. All other ways are shit tier.

>>20798164
I refuse to believe that, sir.

>>20798138
Be careful staying in one place for too long.

>>20798284

Yeah... is your power super pep talks? That was pretty good.

>>20798299
>>20798318

Yeah, I'm going to have to find some place to stay until I can get out of town... lay low until the manhunt dies down. I don't know who I can trust, though... so it's probably safer not to trust anybody. Maybe I can find a nice abandoned building or something. :I

Hey fellas. 'Sparky' again.

>>20795756
>>20795891

Oddest thing just happened, round about twenty minutes ago. Some fella in an unmarked black car turned up. Said he was looking for me!

I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I knows trouble when I smell it. Told him I'd moved away, had no idea where. He left, but he didn't seem that happy.

I think I saw a S.H.I.E.L.D badge on the inside of his suit.

I think there might be trouble in the days ahead.

>>20798482
From the bright side, You won´t have trouble "finding" food.

On the dark side, You would technically be stealing whatever you "find", So watch out for Super "Heroes", Try picking up some basic fighting skills too, Just in case.

My friend's friend told him theres a whole city of mutants living in the sewers below New York because they are so hideous people drove them underground and parents abandon their mutant kids in the sewers and the other mutants raise them.

Its complete BS though, I mean... wouldn't the city public workers or subway commission do something about that?

Just a fucking urban legend.

>>20798608
Well, New York's sewers are HUGE.

Is this a thread for mutants? I'm not sure, I might be one, but I might just be really lucky. See, I've never lost a game of cards..... or a bet.... or even when I play the slots.
Is this a thing? I'm not sure; all I know is that last time I went to Vegas I was thrown out of every casino I went in and beaten several times.

>>20798702
Go to the stock market bro, If you become Millionaire within a week you probably have powers. I heard the goverment monitors it to look for Luck based supers these days though, So you might get drafted.

>>20797334
Not in the biological sense really.

They're different enough to warrant the MRA

>>20798482

"Ladybug", where are you? There are support networks for people in your situation. Not everywhere has them but if you can hitchhike to a major city you can probably hook up. "Sparky" might want to start thinking about it too.

You're not alone. There's a whole brotherhood of us out there and if we all hang together we won't hang separately.

>>20798525
Shield?

Fuck man, get out of there. You do NOT want to get caught up with those fucks.

You want to be a soldier? No? Too bad, kidnap lol wut are rites?

>>20798564

I don't want to take people's stuff, but considering I've already done it I guess it doesn't matter. Plus, they're kind of trying to hunt me down so I guess I shouldn't feel too bad.

I wonder if I can poof something as big as a sleeping bag.

>this thread

My dad tried to commit suicide two years ago by jumping off a building. Some mutant jumped over 50 feet into the air and caught him and brought him safely to the ground.

He had been under a lot of stress and he and my mother were thinking about getting divorced, but they went to a counselor and things are a lot better now.

So I can't bring myself to hate mutants, a mutant saved my dad's life.

>>20798760
I've already acquired a lot of cash, last I checked I had over 200 Million floating around. Most of it from when I bought myself a lottery tickets on my 18th birthday. I won.

It's just... Shouldn't I be able to shoot lasers or lift cars or something? How am I supposed be a superhero without real powers? I'd like to be able to do something useful.

>implying everyone on earth isn't a mutant
If genetic mutation didn't happen, each one of use would be carbon copies of our parents wouldn't we?

>>20798770

Gosh, I never thought of that. If there's a safehouse around here, that'd make my life a lot easier. How would I find out?

Non-Mutant here.

You guys are all right, I'd bang one of you. Especially if you have a tail... DP without the second penis.

>>20798809
Dude, You can probably do more then most people.

Finance relief efforts and donate to Charities. That way you also get potential Government threats of your case since you can´t just "vanish" into thin air .

Aww man not this shit again, now I'm gonna have to hide my appearance and everything.

>>20798821
>completely missing the point of this thread
hurr
Are you a mutie AND a retard?

"Hey, should we tell them that technically they will all be-"
"Nah, lets fuck with 'em"

>>20795544
You DO realize that your precious Gordon Creed is the son of Mystique and Victor Creed aka Sabretooth, don't you ?
Both dangerous mutants.

>>20798849
I'm hard.

MUTANTS AND EVOLUTION DO NOT EXIST!

They are a myth, a hoax created by the Democratic Liberal Government to cover up their super soldier program and to try and disprove Creationism!

We all know God created man in his current perfect form a few thousand years ago. Evolution, evolving from monkeys and amoebas is retarded and only Liberal idiots would believe it.

Mutants are just another example of mankind trying to play god.

>>20798851
I know, but I really wanted to fight crime.
Oh and for those of you in Michigan tomorrow's lottery numbers are 06 11 32 35 41 16.

>>20798829

First, you want to get to a major city. Hitching will do if you have to, but greyhound is better - attracts less attention.

Look in the phone book for halfway houses, soup kitchens, shit like that. Most of them have nothing to do with mutants, but that's where we watch because a lot of us end up becoming hobos anyway. Just visit, hang out in their office a little, then leave. If anyone there approaches you directly, LEAVE IMMEDIATELY - it is a honeypot trap. Just go somewhere and lie low after visiting. If you went to one of the right ones, they'll contact you within 24 hours and it will be another mutant who can prove what he is. The good news is that we are better at finding our own than they are at finding us.

DO NOT go to the Xavier Foundation, they are sellouts who will turn you over to the feds if they can't cut a deal. We watch out for our own but the Uncle X's are trouble.

>>20798937
That's not what I've heard.

I recently learned my mutant power is to make people who hate mutants turn into women who want to do nothing but have sex with me. So come on, HATE ME.

>>20798911
You realize that this means that it won´t be these numbers in order to make you look like a hoax in order to protect your identity, Right?

If you start flaunting Luck powers they backfire in order to keep you from making enemies and thus keep you alive.

From a logical standpoint i mean.

>>20798972
Umm, what? Seriously, I have no idea how these shenanigans work.

>>20798963

About what, Uncle X? They get good press because they suck the dick of anyone who they think will make it easier on them. Good if you're a member but bad if you're not with them and if the feds get really interested guess what, you're not with them anymore.

Seriously do you think a mutant-assistance organization gets nationally recognized and avoids getting hammered down without about a hundred political dicks in their mouth? Apply some basic reasoning here.

Can we all just agree that Northstar's ass is amazing?

Even if he is a huge dickwad?

>>20799047
I'd hit it.

MO MORE MUTANTS!!!

>>20798996
To put it simple.

If you start giving out winning lottery numbers to alot of people or put them in a public place they seem start having a chance to backfire.

I think it might be because the "luck" can only cover so many people or because people like to track down who predicted the correct numbers.

Essentially, Brag about you powers and announce lottery numbers like that and chances are you are incorrect.

Just my own theory though, Based it of a guy i read about a while ago who tried proving that he had luck powers to his girlfriend but all of his lottery predictions he told her went wrong, he later found out that she was after him for the money and broke up, Noting he was lucky she didn´t believe him about him having superluck.

TL;DR: Luck can backfire for your own good.

>>20798937

Okay... I think I can manage that. I'm going to go scout around for a place to crash... and find out if I can "find" something as big as a sleeping bag.

>>20798996
Well, I can still give out money right? No fear of it disappearing?
And check it out, I came up with a name for myself.

>>20799139
Good to know. Maybe I'll just stick to funding things or something.

>>20799132
ON
EROM
STNATUM

>>20798994

>>20799140
you don't have to do this you know
What these people are doing to you isn't legal
We can help you, but you can't just go to ground
Do you have any relatives who live nearby?
Stay with them, don't go hitchicking around the country

>>20799140

Good luck. We're rooting for you.

>>20799237

warning, Xfag detected

>>20799255
Honestly, I think what charles Xavier was doing half assed at best, and extremely dangerous to his students.
Look, all I"m saying is, Ladybuy- don't put yourself into needless danger
There are people here who will help you, and who will defend you
you are not a monster
What you can and can't do doesn't give these idiots the right to deprive you of your civil liberties

>>20799237

Unfortunately, the law's only as good as the people who enforce it, and around here cops tend to look the other way when it comes to mutie-bashing. The only relative I've got in the area is my uncle, who I'm pretty tight with... but his wife was killed by a mutant, and ever since he's been a really vocal MRA advocate. I'm not really sure seeing him would be the best idea right now...

The amount of accepted mutantphonbia in this country disgusts me, just look at the military's Don't Ask, Can't Tell policy.

I've got it. I can't fight crime, but I can pay people to do it for me. Like some sort of mutant temp agency.

>>20799347
Alright, I guess your Uncles out then- at this point it'll probably better to be safe then sorry, but don't be afraid to try him if things get really dangerous.
Blood is thicker then water, or so they say.
What about your mom and dad? Do you think you could give them a try?
Maybe a brother or sister?
Not to sound stalker-ish, but Where are you at? If you don't want to be specific that's fine- give me a state or a county, maybe I'll be able to call in a few favors.

>>20799434
Fighting crime though money?
....
That just might work

I, for one, am happy M-Day got rid of mutant gene. I had very low-level control of electricity.

I was scared to death what happen if I ever got exposed.

I mean, I still haven't told anyone I used to be a mutant or anything (thank god for anonymous, amirite?), but it's a load off my shoulders now.

>>20799237
...You would be amazed at how easily relatives shun you if you can accidentally melt a persons face off by sneezing.

Im not with the Brotherhood, But at least they look out for people who had to do nasty stuff to get away from mobs.

I managed to luck out in that i was hired by the local junk yard and have steady payment and work most people don't wanna do, So i get left alone, Still get looks though.

>>20799389

I had a friend in high school who wanted to serve his country.

He had a kind of awesome kind of halfass power, he was just totally hot shit with vectors and momentum and trajectory calculation, kicked ass at basketball and pool, took some judo classes and was fucking amazing at it. He signed on with the Marines right out of high school, made it into the MPs.

Then 9/11 happened and they were going to saturate Afghanistan with drones and ultra long range missiles and shit. And my old buddy told one of his "bros" about how he knew there had to be some goddamn way he could help with that stuff, and he let slip about his little talent. And the poor shithead got dishonorably discharged, put on a watchlist, and disappeared in about that order.

tl;dr US mutant policies are shit

>>20799440

I'm an only child, and my parents live on the other side of the country. I'm in Oregon right now and I'm

>>20799572
That'd better just be an accidental submit

>>20799494
That's true
I just, you know, assumed that people had a speck of common decency left in them

>>20799572
Aww shit

>>20795544
Y'know something that's always pissed me off? For a so-called super-hero team, Xaviers guys never get any fucking respect or recognition from anyone. Seriously, where the fuck were the Avengers when the Sentinels were on the rampage? Why does SHIELD insist on profiling mutants in airports and shit? If Cap is such a great embodiment of America, why doesn't he go on TV with assholes like Creed and vouch for us? He's worked with the X-Men before, right? Jesus, Magneto may have done some bad shit, but at least he fucking DOES something; at least he doesn't roll over and play nice with all these assholes. I'll side with him over Xavier any day, otherwise things'll never change.

>>20799537
I heard that they were going to overturn don't ask can't tell, actually

>>20799699

It's nice to think that but I'm just saying UAV adaptive search technology is adapted from a Trask base so, uh, not holding my breath.

>>20799590

My apologies, that's just what it was. I unintentionally submitted my post too early. Forgive me for worrying any of you.

Now, I'm eager to learn the locations of any of my nearby mutant brethren, especially those who have not found any support network, that we may pool our abilities. I look forward to meeting you beings in person.

>>20799746
You realize our superpowers allows us to see you via that webcam, Don´t you mister?

Enjoy getting killed by the brotherhood.

>>20795544
I remember when being a mutant was an analogy for going through puberty, not for being gay.

>>20799746
Goddamit, you sonsofbitches
What the hell have you done with her?

FUCK FUCK FUCK
Shit, what should we do?
I live close to the border of Oregon in Washington, should I call the police?
Brotherhood guy, you said you could see through webcams, can you tell me anything about this location?
Physical description, terrarin, something that'll help us pin her down?

>>20799786
>>20799801

I have no idea what you're talking about, friends. We must meet with all due haste, as I fear some extremely well-dressed men with shiny badges may be on to me.

Well, shit.

"Sparky", "Gambler", all you bros out there take a lesson from this, the other guys are not fucking around and neither should we. Get out there, follow the directions I gave you to get hooked up. "Gambler", I know you think you're hot shit but lucky only gets you so far without someone watching your back.

>>20799746
>beings
reported for robot

>>20799881
Just like that, you're giving up on her?
I thought you muties stuck together!

>>20799876

"Ladybug", if that is you, I've given you all the help I can and you know your bros are there for you. If it's not, I hope you get what's coming to you, asshole.

>>20799881
I'm pretty sure I can buy protection. Bodyguards and all that. I'm pretty sure I can set something up in a few days time.

>>20799876
Fuck you!
What the hell did you do to her?

>>20799907

I told her how to get hooked up, asshole. What do you expect me to do, reach through the internet and pull her away to fairyland? I don't know about you but that's not my power. If they got her that's it for what I can do for her, other than hope the bros watching this thread are in a better position to help.

>>20799876
Silly Lady bug, Your power is finding stuff.

Im sure you can find us without help.

Just be sure to kill yourself if someone so that Racist scum can´t keep you around to sniff us out.

THAT SURE WOULD BE BAD! HA- Ha- ha-...

>>20799954
.....
I'm sorry man
I just wish there was something I could do

This is a message to all wayward mutants out there on the web telling you all to turn yourselves in to the closest MRA agency to your current location, or we will find you.

Even if we don't it's a matter of time before the sentinel initiative is passed in congress, when that bill is passed we will legally be allowed to send sentinals to hunt and if need be kill unregistered mutants. Don't put yourselves through that. We don't want to waste any life and your abilities if we don't need to. Creed is just protecting the American people as am I. Do your countries, your families, and everyone who loves you a favor and turn yourselves in.

It appears I am not fooling anyone, so I will level with you: the user by the name of "Ladybug" is now in our custody, and is being secured by my associates. Do not worry about her- you will be seeing her again, in person, just as soon as she learns how to properly cooperate with our cause. We have become exceedingly efficient at engendering such cooperation, so you will not have long to wait.

I greatly look forward to meeting you all.

>>20799931

Look, unless your name is Tony Stark, Norman Osborn, or Galactus the guys we are talking about are bigger than you. Bodyguards aren't going to cut it. I'm not telling you to become a hobo but get your ass hooked up with the people who want to help you.

Also, if your name IS Tony Stark you're an asshole for shitting around on 4chan all day instead of doing something useful with that money.

>>20800106
You guys seriously just found her at a computer and started typing shit in?
Newsflash: 4chan is the asshole of the internet and your communique will vanish into it when the thread autosages. You'd have more luck getting the word out by putting an ad in those Pennysaver things everyone throws away.

>>20800106
>>20800148
I don't know who or what you are, but I hope you rot in hell you bastiche!

>>20800157
If my name was Tony Stark, I'm fairly certain I'd be much more drunk than I am right now.

And it's quite difficult for me to find people because no one trusts a man in a well tailored suit anymore.

>>20800106
That can't be legal
That really can't be legal

>>20800199
then your Step One is to find a sally army and get some street clothes, beans-for-brains

>>20800174
Exactly, Now i AM convinced that mutants are the next stage of Humanity just by seeing how utterly idiotic you MRA people work.

BRB joining The Brotherhood, Nice job with you containing the Mutant "threat" faggots.

>>20800148
Looking forward to it, asshole

>>20800225
Who is Sally Army?

>>20800148

(OOC: what just happened to ladybug? I'm not to familiar with marvel or the x-men.)

>>20800276
Salvation Army
Goodwill
A Thrift Store

You can't do this, you bastards, she's an American citizen, she has rights, goddamn you!

>>20800314
Hmmm, it'll take some work to find one of those...

>>20800148
>>20800106
This is what you people get for voting in Obama

>>20800307
(He/she was caught by Mutant Registration forces lead by Rev. Col. William Stryker, an anti-mutant activist and government agent)

>>20800605
(Reverend? Really?)

>>20800605
(..... Why does the US government always employ the crazies?)

>>20800683
(Well, it wouldn't be a metaphor for homosexuality without crazy Christian fundamentalists, right? Yeah, it's annoying, and they never bother to show Christians with more tolerant views who aren't already mutants like Nightcrawler and Wolfsbane, but hey, it comes with the territory.)

See I'd be fine with registration if it was just a list, like having your name on file when you buy a gun or whatever. But this kind of shits is exactly why it's a bad idea in Real life. You end up with idiots and bigots in the government who take that list and use it to make people's lives miserable. full retard.

(Why is our thread autosaging?)

>>20800713
(So the writers can use them to take shots at people/viewpoints they don't like with impunity, more or less, those usually being of the right-leaning variety, if you catch my drift. Not butthurt or trying to derail, but yeah, most comic writers are liberal, and as a result we get fascist Tony, Norman Osborn and Asgard as Bush and Iraq, etc.)

we can make another thread right away or wait til later, whatever
either way this was def. cool enough for me to archive ( http://arch.413chan.net/co20795544.html ) so don't worry about it vanishing

>>20800803
(what site is that? Also, in favor of new thread)

(if we don't start a new thread, does anyone want to pick this up again later? If so, when?)

>>20801268
(I'll probably be around 11ish, plus it would be interesting to see how nighttime /co/ reacts)

>>20801436
(Cool- you gonna make the new thread or should I? If I do, is there anything you want to see in the OP post?)