Homestuck General ThreadJust because>>20768723
I thought this was earthbound generaloh well
i never really got how homestuck is supposed to be influenced by earthbound. it's four kids in a modern setting, but that's really it.
NO MEANS NO, DUMBASS.Old one hasn't even hit the bump limit.
>>20773004While I agree that a Earthbound general would be nice, those threads are better found in /v/. Seing as earthbound isn't really a comic.I forgot, /v/ doesn't talk about videogames
>>20773014I think it's more of a passing thing, with the whole meteors and sorta-aliens and shit.Also, Homestuck. Earthbound. Think about the names for a second, it'll blow your mind.
earthbound, more like an inferior remake of mother
>>20773014It's one of the influences.Earthbound and the mother series as a whole tend to have time travel and psychic powers as themes and both have child protagonists. It's not the only influence in there of course, there's a lot of Sims, Spore, and Chrono Trigger in there too.
>>20773030no i got that part too. I guess it is more of a passing thing. Sburb's other influences though (the sims and spore) are definitely more well represented
Go away, hipsters.
>>20773039oh no yuo dindtkae that bak yu moherfuckre
>>20773052I'd say it's time for an "Ask Grant" thread.So, Grant, what's your opinion on the Castlevania series?
>pixellated text>gradiant fill
>>20773063you are now aware that this was the one and only time that Terezi ever used the bucket tool in her drawings
>>20773144>you're now aware that trolls has no bucket tool>because it's gross, yuck
>>20773114A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS
>>20773114I've only played a few like the ds/gba ones. They were pretty good.
Without constant stream of updates those threads become shitty rather quick.
>>20773187I'm assuming hussie is giving himself a vacationI don't blame him
>>20773330It would be nice if he left some sort of buffer for updateless times. He certainly would be able to do it, just devote one of several pages he makes each day to it.
>>20773184Heh. You always seem to have I much more reasonable opinion than I expect. I was expecting you to hate the newer metroidvanias, insisting Castlevania 4 was where it peaked.
http://tindeck.com/listen/oovsThe prophesy must be fulfilled
>>20773364Well of course, it's not like Andrew Hussie would be a lunatic or something. Why would you even expect that?
>>20773352If it was new SBaHJ comics, I think I would literally die of happiness.
>>20773364Because no one thinks of me as a person. It's like you never think of the man behind the clown make up at the circus, right? You don't imagine the Mall Santa fuckin his wife, do you?It's kind of like that, where I'm more of an entity then a person.
>>20773418Yeah, I'm sorry, man. Judging a book by it's cover and all that. I sure learned my lesson. We're still friends, right?
Did I mention that my original character is John's best friend ever? He's the one who told him about Con Air, after all.
>>20773418>Because no one thinks of me as a personAccording to the OC sheet you're a cat
>>20773479Wait, why a cat? Wouldn't that picture that Grant always posts which may or may not be him be the obvious choice?Or at least Quickman, for christ's sake. Why a cat?
>>20773418i think of you as a person.I'm a whale.
>>20773479That's adorable.Grant is the angry adult cat: Loffing around the house, Complaining about the food, Sleeping under the sofa.Is there some art sort of art related to this? Or do I have to ask a nice drawfag to help me?
>>20773418I think of you as a person. A person with really big lips.
>>20773494:33 *AC says because kitties are precious purringly*
>>20773494I dunno, ask bearNecessities
goddamn get less creepy, fools
>>20773538JESUS CHRISTNOT EVERYTHING HAS TO BE FUCKING CAT-RELATED WITH YOU. CATS ARE RETARDED, SELFISH, FLEA-RIDDEN LITTLE ASSHOLES. GET OVER IT.ALSO, PURRINGLY IS NOT AN ADVERB. IT DOESN'T EVEN RESEMBLE ANY EXISTING WORD. HOW DO YOU EVEN GET THIS STUPID?
>>20773563You're the one who made that ALF thing where ALF gets raped. Don't be callin' US creepy.
>>20773557The next time he/she/it is around. I will nagg them immensly about it.And that picture is going straight down into my newly created homestuck folder.
>Talking with Grant>Roleplaying>Non-stop OC discussion>Scaring away WriterFagANDREW PLEASE DELIVER US FROM THIS HORRID PLACE WITH YOUR GLORIOUS UPDATES.
Are all of the strife specibus' from that original picture? Or is there anyone who has since retcon'd that picture?
>>20773621>Scaring away writerfagWait, what have we done now? I know about the whole "fanfiction superbad" thing. But I thought that just dissuaded he/she/it to make pornfics?
>>20773635All of the trolls use specibi not listed there.
>>20773657Actually, as far as I could count, and I haven't done too thorough of a looking, they do use things from the list. Scythekind, canekind, razorkind, bowkind...
>>20773655She's taking a break right now. But I think that's just because she lost control of her life with all that writing.
>>20773689Karkat uses sickles, not scythes.
>>20773696Fair enough I quess.Let's just hope it wasn't because of the "fanfiction superbad" thing.That would sorta kinda maybe make me feel bad.
>>20773655It seems a lot of it was shit like this >>20772867>>20773696She said the writing made her relax after hard days. If anything, it was helping keep control of her life.
>>20773696It's what we get for keeping her up at four in the morning.
>>20773751I've said it before and I'll say it again: If you're bothered by that sort of thing, you probably shouldn't be on 4Chan.
>>20773760Yes, that amazing internet mind control. If she was here, it was because she wanted to be.
>>20773779I think you missed the joke there, buddy.
>>20773802g2g pudding is burning
>>20773751>She said the writing made her relax after hard days. If anything, it was helping keep control of her life.>Almost 100 file uploads on the photobucket accountFuck. I feel bad now.
might as well post the homestuck fanart i just drew
i only have two though
I have put up with a lot of shit from Homestuck threads on /co/ but this fanart/circlejerking over writerfag just tears it.Do you honestly know any girls who wear socks and sandals? Who actually get all cagey and "ooooh I don't want to say" when directly asked their gender? It's was pretty obvious to me from the start that he's a man with a poor haircut and fashion sense, and I thought it was obvious to /co/ too.So yeah. I will talk about trollsex all day with you guys but I'm not gonna sit around and look at porn drawings of some ugly guy on the internet because he writes you fanfiction.
What would it be like to take Eridan's virginity?
Somebody will make a romhack someday...
>>20774061Aradia is such a slut.
>>20774020>Do you honestly know any girls who wear socks and sandals?Several.>Who actually get all cagey and "ooooh I don't want to say" when directly asked their gender?That's what led us to believe (s)he was a girl in the first place. But still, it doesn't matter. You guys were dicks to writerfag, and know (s)he's gone.
>>20774027Awkward. He'd be probably done in few seconds.
>>20774088Theres a severe problem hereWhy isnt there Jade as Poo?THE EARTHBOUND CHARACTER! THE EARTHPOUND CHARACTER!
>>20774025Sure, why not. Let's get back on track.Can we see some pirate Vriska? I'd LOVE some pirate Vriska.
how much Homestuck/Earthbound fan art is there
>>20774155You mean flat chested Vriska?
>>20774169Flat chested Vriska is the most delicious Vriska.
>>20774169Err, whatever you got I quess. I don't exactly have a preferance.
Let's talk about Grant Moronson he is so sexy he is the best poster on the internet.
>>20774200I agree, I'd penetrate his anus all night :3
>>20774061No Gamzee or Equius :(Also that reminds me of that poor bunny.
>>20774200I'd just love to lick is juicy, succulent lips while telling him how great that Homestuck comic he makes is. :3
Talking about that flat Vriska
>>20774200Sexy? I don't know, I just wanna be his bro.
._. I miss Mutie. Haven't seen that cat since the ectobiology nonsense. Also it'd be cool if Eridan did anything after the trolls moved to the meteor. At all. Pic always related.
>>20774294You'll be happy with the update that just came up, then.
>>20774304What, the Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff one? That's old news, man, and still no Mutie.
>>20774294Mutie got sent back with Mom. So at worst, Mutie died in the meteor impact, and at best died of old age 15 years before Homestuck even started.
>>20774309So did you finish writing that creepypasta Grant?
>>20774169>>20774263Flatty Vriska is best Vriska>>20774294Im pretty sure Mutie went back in time with baby Mom
>>20774322._. We still got to see Maplehoof though. Even dead Maplehoof that was made into a bib. That was really creepy, come to think of it, but anyway, I'd still like to see more on the guardians regardless. So that fits nicely.
>>20774356Here you go.
>>20774356>Implying you were expecting bro to do something that wasn't creepy
>>20774309It's ok for people to like your lips! it just means you have positive physical qualities! No reason to get so worked up about it, Hussie.
>>20774142Cause nobody gives a shit about Poo and nobody gives a shit about Jade.
>>20774404Okay, yeah. Puppets are one thing though. I can deal with that. Using random horses for leather? A leather bib that got made into a shirt somehow? Totally new level.
>>20774424God I wasted so much time in that Frogman base trying to get Jade her Rifle of Queens. Bluh.
>>20774432To be honest, that whole "Trick your son into filming a gory puppet snuff video" thing is still much creepier in my opinion.
>>20774424>nobody gives a shit about Pootee hee
>>20774424What was that you fucker?>>20774500snerkhehehe
>>20774500Okay, I giggled a little.
oh shit i just realizedutahraptor <> t-rext-rex is a danger to any society of tiny houses, small women, and people who do not like words. and utahraptor IS WHAT SAVES PEOPLE FROM HIM.
Is it just me, or does it seem like less stuff is happening Homestuck-wise now than it ever did before? At least less stuff is being shown instead of talked about in pesterlogs.
>>20774528Don't you remember? You posted a creepypasta about a stalker that obsessed over the purity of church going girls. That thread got 200+ replies.
>>20774553because we're in the expository 'beginning of the new act' stage where we have to set up the context after all the craziness of new knowledge/happenings that came with 'descend' and 'Hivebent'
>>20774562I severely doubt that was really me, if it even happened really.
>>20774524Not the same guy, but I agree nonetheless. Jade is less interesting and has seen less character development than all but four of the TROLLS for god's sake. I'm not saying we WON'T give a shit about Jade, but until she gets her much-needed screentime it's really hard to give a shit about her.And Poo didn't fill any real role in the party besides "backup X" where X was something someone else did better. Neat story though. And still beats the shit out of Mother 3's Boney as a fourth combatant.
>>20774589But your trip and IP matches. It was even posted during the time you usually post. Are you sure you're not suffering from amnesia?
>>20774553Yeah, it seems to have started with HivebentThough with Hivebent that was mostly do to plot condencing. And right now I think were dealing with the sudden addition of the trolls and their more expanseive interaction.Im not complainng though, I like pesterlogs.
YO GRANT1)Who's your favorite cartoonist?2)Who's your favorite comic book artist and writer?3)What are your favorite non-cartoon television shows and films?4)Least favorite bands5)Favorite Bands6)Do you believe in Aliens? Ghosts?
>>20774624>But your trip and IP matchesTHE FACT THAT YOU CHECKED THAT IS VERY CREEPY
>>20774640What, you honestly think you can post on 4chan with absolute privacy? Checking IP's on 4chan is easy modo for script kiddies.
I'd just like to point out a few things for people who cant understand why I greentexted IP.A) Only a board mod or admin could see my IPB) My IP changes every few hoursC) checkmate, faggot
The characters all started out separately and progressed separately in the comic, but now since we're watching several characters at the same time, the comics are divided amongst them and action appears to be much slower. It might not read that way when Homestuck is finished, though; the slowness is amplified because of the wait between updates.
>>20774731This. A lot of Homestuck is infinitely better when read as an archive.
>>20774731It will probably speed up significantly when people start grouping and acting together. It seems likely that John and Dave will meet soon, so it's not too far off.
>>20774640hey grant, have you played league of legends. if so, what's your favorite champion?
Hey, how about this!Lets not talk about Grant!>>20774590I give a shit about Jade but maybe I get attatched to characters too easily. Ill conced about Poo though, he did get a pretty kick ass intro and return though.
Other than her getting into the medium and start alchemizing things and become really awesome and kick everyone's ass and maybe do some interpretive dancing, I don't give a shit about Jade.
>this threadthat's asshole talkI have a better idealet's all go to GrubTubeprepare some hot cocoaand watchKARKAT VANTAS 12TH PERIGEE SPECIAL
>>20774796you had me up until dancing
The White King from this session became Doc Scratch
SPECIAL GUEST STARS:A BUNCH OF MUSICAL PEOPLE
>>20774863HOW ELSE WOULD SHE PREDICT THE FUTURE NOW THAT HER DREAMSELF IS DEAD, HUH?
KARKAT VANTAS LEARNS THE BEAUTY OF TROLL JEGUS BEING BATHED IN SOPOR SLIME
every time a bell is rungan angel gets a new r0b0t b0dy and exacts brutal revenge 0n her murderer"Atta girl"
YOU DONT W4NT TO KNOW WH4T J3WG1SH P3OPL3 DO UND3R M1STL3TO3S
>>20774870>My face when I am not on it due to not posting my shitty survival kit yet.Feels okay man
2weet 2weet honey
>>20774870Really making me regret that typo, huh?
OH FUCK IT'S THE BEAR
at the end of the specialvantas finally learns the true meaningof 12th perigee's eve
>>20774947What in the name of-I am saving part of that as reaction image, I think.
>>20774870bearNecessities added more earliersee>>20769893
>>20774932>>20774947>>20774958these are great
>>20774958>>20774947>>20774932>>20774907>>20774883>>20774883>>20774876>>20774920THses are parodying a Steven Colbert special right?
>>20775094Yeah, they're all parodies of Stephen Colbert's Christmas Special from a couple years back.
>>20774590Well, John finally has his server copy, so I have a feeling soon we should finally be getting Jade entering the medium. Also, considering the other 3 just had whole things showing their entire history with a specific troll (John/Karkat and Vriska, Rose/Kanaya, Dave/Terezi), I'm guessing the next step of the pattern is Jade's history of convos with one of the trolls. I'm not sure who it will be though. but yeah, we should soon be getting either that, or Jade's entry to teh Medium, which will probably be the next big flash video.
>>20775157I'm guessing it'll be Tavros with Jade.The pattern seems to be following the "Four original pre-Hivebent trolls".
>>20774748I just read all of Homestuck up to now for the first time, and now I'm suffering the withdrawal of having to wait for updates, so I know what you mean. Dammit, I need more!
>>20775182Vriska kind of went against that though, with her relationship with John being shoved in there, in addition to Karkat's first convo with John. but yeah, I can see it being Tavros. I'd personally like to see Jade talk with Nepeta or Feferi as well eventually.
>>20775198I know! We'll make our own updates.What should happen next? Dream Karkat meeting English or getting to Jade?
>>20775223Dream Karkat.Never wakes up.This is confirmed.
have you read Problem Sleuth yet?
>>20775248He woke up after finishing the game. Nothing about him never waking up.
>>20775248I thought it was confirmed that he woke up after the game, while Karkat was asleep during the Give-Tavros-New-Legs plan.
>>20775248Terezi THINKS that, but actually Karkat's dreamself did awake for a short moment before being destroyed.
Because I'm not always a troll that some folks adore/hate/want to kill. S:3c
Andrew Hussie's Majestic Niggerlips: The Webcomic
It's sometimes fun to go onto the mspa forums to see what junk you can find.
>>20775471But...don't you folks like the Midnight Crew?Fine then. How about Tavros? I know you guys like him.
Guys, guys. Why is the pesterchum so empty?We need to fix this!
>>20775516Psterchum is empty because timezones.
>>20775565Well im not on because im playing FalloutNo not New Vegas
he's connecting to Jadehttp://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004693
all of a suddenNANNASPRITE RETURNS!!!!!
Hey, does anyone have a pic of the note that came with the trollshirts?
WHAT IS GOING ON?!?!?
> [?] ????????????????? OH MAH GODasphaltLizard on pesterchum btw
What the fuck Nannasprite! Way to be a bitch!
Fuck yeah, real update.I wonder if the ?????? page is just a joke, or if we should check up on it later?
Okay, I'm curious, is this picture a reference to something?Because it feels like it is but I just can't think what.
NANASPRITE IS BACK BITCHES
What does it MEANHUSSSSSSSSIE
our Master, the Ultimate Trollall hail his beardHole and double-reacharounded updates
NANNA YOU VICIOUS BITCH
>>20775625I seem to recall someone say that hussie said, probably on the forums, that lack of updates was because of curciumstances beyond his control. maybe this is related.
>>20775582ABOUT BLOODY TIME!
>>20775625definitley check up later.
>You wonder what she's dreaming about? Surely something adorable.OH GOD she's with the horrorterrors, slowly going mad until she wakes up with all innocence lost. Jaaaaaaaade ;_;
OH SHIT NANAOH SHIIIIIIT
>>20775614Damn, what a bad time to ask a question
His shoes came off. I find that hilariously adorable. TIE YOUR LACES JOHN
The Crosbytop, it BLIIIIINKS!!!!!
>im going to not update for a bit guys stay calm i have reasons. pssst its a flash if you coudnt guessBAAAAAAW NO UPDATES>guh ok whatever here have karkat sleeping now seriously i gotta workONE PAGE WHAT THE FUCK HUSSIE>fuck. fine. have SB&HJwell thats cool and all but i want homestuck...>FUCK. FINE. IM JUST GONNA TEASE YOU THENthis is what happened to make the update today the way it is
>>20775686...Uh... is he getting knocked off his house? That's a really long fall.
This crosses the line for pranks. She is knocking him off of the tallest structure ever with a pie. John didn't seem to show anything but confusion while he watched her approach...I think Nannasprite has been changed, guys.
>>20775660So he found a new way to destroy our F5 keys now ?
>>20775268>>20775589Why aren't you lot on PESTERCHUM?
Don't worry, guys, John has a jetpack.
I have a feeling that the last few pages were all PSYCHE and non-canon. And that they will get removed once the flash comes up (maybe).They had damn well better be atleast, if he loses them shoes I will be mad.
>>20775717YesAnd it will be mind blowing
>>20775721IT SAYS SO RIGHT IN THE FUCKING POSTBut whatever im on
I've always hated shipping but goddammit I wanna know what Vriska's going to say to John next.Her tough exterior is falling apart like a rotten section of drywall.
You people are forgetting that Nanna could just conjure up a bed. John will be fine.
>>20775775"hey kid, wanna help me /sw/"
>I am not trolling, there is seriously shit beyond my control going on here.>I just got bored so I put up the pages after that.Andrew continues to be vague as fuck
And another crosbytop lost to the abyss. But this time it had Sburb disc in it!
>shakes fist at the skyNANNASPRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITE
>>20775733>[...] if he loses them shoes I will be mad.And so will Vriska! Those were the sweetest of shoes!
He is dealing with a frighteningly obsessed fan who is dressed up as a troll and stalking him. All it took was for him to move and announce the area code for him to be tracked down.
>>20775882And that's on top the usual Ryan stalking!
PRANKSTER'S GAMBIT TO NANNASPRITEEgbert's are truly the best there is.
I hope this mystery page is something specialI'm betting it's a mini-flash.
>>20775900If it's taking this long to get done I doubt it's a "mini" flash
>>20775882Man. Why do I get the feeling is true?
Maybe it's an explore page?
>>20775912If there's something other than the comic taking up his time then there's no telling how big the flash is.
>>20775882>>20775893Ryan is wearing a troll costume and stalking him now. Murderous threats involving LIES and suggestions to move to Toronto are delivered "anonymously" via notes in his house. The police are now involved and hours and hours of Hussie's time are wasted.
What the hell requires a full scale flash now at this very moment though? My guess is that it has something to do with the sleeping Karkat and Jade. A comparison/contrast between dead(?) dreamselves maybe?
>>20775912You could be right, but I don't know how a full-blown flash would fit into the current pacing.
I reckon that the missing page is going to be a flash showing what Karkat is dreaming. And maybe that will explain what people who's dreamselves are dead dream about.
>>20775814i believe he faps to our general confusion and rage
The hell are you fucker's going on about. Nanna's just being Nanna. Egberts are a tricky and prankstery lot.THERE IS NO PRANKSTER'S GAMBIT. THIS SHIT IS SERIOUS. NANNA WANTS JOHN DEAD
>>20775941>What the hell requires a full scale flash now at this very moment though?The destruction of the troll's Prospit and Derse, Lord English actually being seen, potential Doc Scratch involvement, something with the exiles, something with Rose or Dave, Tavros's robolegs being designed built installed and tested (told ya bro), something with Mom and Dad, or Bro, or Jackspers...There are options.
>>20775831WE WILL NEVER SEE JADES LAND!
>>20776028How long is this fucking meteor taking to fall anyway?
GOD-COCKSHINING-DAMMIT, NANASPIRTE!THERE IS A TIME AND A PLACE FOR THIS KIND OF CHICANERY.SIX THOUSAND FEET UP A TOWER MADE OUT OF EXTRAPOLATED CHUNKS OF YOUR GRANDSON'S HOUSE IS NEITHER.
>>20776028jade's land is the "Land of ___?___ and Ash" Calling it now.
>>20775941Two more trolls getting all Diamond and then Clubs-eyed at Earth people.
>>20776041The longer it takes to fall, the more it would appear that we'd underestimated its size. That's all. Also I don't think much time has passed for Jade.
The secret page mightbe something like "[S] Karkat: Wake up", and we'll get a glimpse of how Lord English destoyed Prospit or something.
>>20776060I can see Tavros giving Jade the diamond eyes.
So /co/. Lets discuss the meanings of the titles.We have established that the suffixes grant extra in game powers.Time for instance grants time traveling powers.The prefixes are a little harder to nail.But we see from john and equius that Heirs are the brute strength title.Seers can hear the exiles more clearly.What else can we find?
We are probably going to get several flashes in the next monthThis one will be John Installing the game (So expect some Sburban Jungle remix) and the next for Jade actually entering the game.Although the ??? is likely only to have the installing for abit and most may be Karkat's dream self and possibly jade's dream.
>>20776091knights probably have some added abilities in melee combatOr some shit
Eridan flash calling it
>>20776123>So expect some sburban jungle remixWelcome to the new extreme. Calling it now.
>>20776081That's a funny way to spell "Nepeta"
>>20776123>Black thought bubble: Dead dream self, dreamless sleep, might as well be dead.Calling it.
>>20776114Something with Nuclear Radiation and Sooth I'm betten
>>20776123He's... already installed it. Did you not see him looking at Jade?
>>20776091jade and kan both have the "forge" what ever the hell that is, i just know its linked to the "of space"also the frog temple
>>20776214Yeah we saw him looking at Jade...After the flash
>>20776091John can choke the fuck out of people by removing the air from the surrounding area among other wind fuckery.
>>20776114It seems like it'd be kind of redundant to have a volcano, since Dave's land is covered in lava, and 3/4ths of the planet looks like it's covered in water/clouds, much like Rose's land.Her planet is Earth. She'll never get in the medium.
>>20776230The Forge is the volcano outside their homes.Speaking of, Jade and Kanaya have the same homes and lunchtops and Wardrobifiers and stuff.
>>20776173mayd your game better dawg.
>>20776114Jade's Land is probably going to be Kanaya's Land, only with the last word unscrambled. Land of Rays and Something. Looking at that pic, it's a volcano on a water world, which is what Kanaya had. She was the Sylph of Space, and Jade is the Witch of Space. Simple.Makes me wonder if the Space types get to do translocations. Seeing Kanaya or Jade teleport around like Dave gets to do time travel would be neat.
>>20776044Always be prepared.John just failed at the Egbert motto. Good thing Nanna reminded him.
>title written in Earthbound text>my face
>>20776230When is this 'forge' mentioned?And yes, the knights seem to rely heavily on weapons. See Dave and Karkat.
>Rose grabs John 30 stories later>sweetcatch.gif>Gwen Stacy'd
>>20776267WV gave WQ the quad-prototyped ring, dumpass. Jade has to enter for that to be possible.
Cool, I love Earthbound!
>>20776293http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004465>The SYLPH OF SPACE was able to vacate the impact site with several features of her buried landscape in tow. She sits atop her session's dormant FORGE.
Coming soon: SB&HJ the Radioplayhttp://tindeck.com/listen/nsvs
>>20776320>Genre(s): Comedy Avant-Garde Vocal Oh hell of yes
Feferi and Jade are both Witches. What can we assume for this title prefix?
Earthbound >>>> Homosuck
>>20776263if he has control over wind think shit like reducing air resistance and having super speed, using gusts of wind to fly, focused air blasts to slice thing to peicesalso he has FEAR NO ANVIL, have you ever played vanquish>>20776268indeed
>Yeah there's a temporary page there cause the real page is running later than I thought, so I'm just kinda steamrolling ahead anyway.Possible it's a flash and the other artists are running late? That would be out of his control.We'll found out soon either way, he said it'll be uploaded really soon.
>>20776343+ 1 lifeves.
>>20776343they weigh the same as a duck?
>>20776343Witches are happy :D
>>20776362Only sollux has an extra life though.
>>20776343They both lose their virginity to a guy wearing sunglasses.
>>20776362I think Feferi being the Witch of LIFE had more to do with that...
>>20776377Dave have infinite lifes due to time travel
>>20776343Beats me, since Rose already has the magic angle on ultimate omega-lockdown.
>>20776403That is not how time travels works.
>>20776343Title prefixes don't actually seem to matter much beyond describing a role you don't seem suited for, but grow into. Everyone figured Jade would be the Seer and Rose the Witch, for example, and you wouldn't think a kind Empress would be a Witch, much less of Life after her lusus killed everything.The suffix title seems like the only thing that gives powers and has actual game meaning, like John's Breath wind control, or Dave's Time chrono powers. Or Feferi's Life suffix allowing her to revive other players.Haha. Now I gotta wonder if John has that power too, since Breath often means Life. Is John gonna have to kiss a corpse in the future?
>>20776409>>20776403Then Dave just threw...Himself...Then future dave became...But then other daves...Then a pot of onions...unm..
>>20776409I really don't care, I just want to see Jade kissing Dave, sorry...
Nepeta is a thief as well as Vriska, both seem to be very agile.Since heir's only point is strength. It may be reasonable to assume thieves = agility.
>>20776403No, he just dies a whole hell of a lot.All those piled-up alternate Daves are totally dead, pools of blood and pulled-off jawbones and the whole shebang.
>>20776427>>20776441UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNM.. ..... .. . . ... .
>>20776436Nepeta is Rogue of Heart.
>>20776416i think at one point kanaya thinks that the titles are created in a way to challenge the player, like karkats 'Knight of Blood' title
>>20776450Thief: Uses agility to deal damageRogue: Uses strength to deal damageBoth use Agility to get around and crap.
>>20776416but like anon said earlierHeir = MangritSeer = talk to exilesKnight = Weapons>>20776366Now we need Monty Python/Homestuck art
>>20776450My bad.Can someone post a list of all the troll titles?
>>20776356Ever heard of Diver's Disease/The Bends and other depressurization fuckery? Yeah. John can do that too since he can manipulate air pressure. Say hello to dying very very very painfully.
>>20776450So, wait, Nepeta is Ma-Ti?
>>20776366...Jade's consorts are newts?
¡I don't think their titles gives them powers.Of course, it's kind of obvious for the knights to be the most adept at combat, thee seers to see what others won't, but I think it's more subtle, like the titles are the consecuences, and not the causes of their abilities.
>>20776476Tavros is Ma-Ti, he does that controlling animals thing, and is also useless.
God dammit. I want to see Vriska emotionally destroyed in her relationship with Egbert. Maybe freak out when he goes for Rose.I knot it's sadistic, but I feel like a little suffering would do her good. Make her a little more human.
>>20776506Has she not suffered enough?
>>20776476Maybe.Only instead of communicating to animals, she FUCKING DESTROYS THEM.Oh, and severs jugulars and pierces ribcages and all that crap having to do with the circulatory system and that crap, like... What a cat would do.
Holy shit. I was laughing at all you faggots claiming that Rose had done something horrible to Nanna, but she just tried to murder her grandson through prankery.I guess Rose really is losing it.
>>20776506You probably expected this response, but...She's not human. She's a troll.
>>20776494As already said, It is the suffix that apparently grants powers(see the of times for the most obvious).The prefixes seem to depend on the already existing talents.
>>20776506We know this happens already. Vriska threatened to kill John in the past.
>>20776487>>20776468THANK YOUI was beginning to think noone got the referance.
>>20776357I wish he would explain what the circumstances that are "out of his control" are. Hussie is so secretive about his personal life.
>>20776504so amassing an army of imps, liches, giclops and so many more is...uselessbeing able to turn the trolls lusus on them is also uselesspersonally im happy tavros is such a nice guy
>>20776585It being called 'his PERSONAL life' might give some hints as to why.
>>20776585He reads Homestuck discussion from places other than his forums from time to time... I am not surprised that he doesn't want to reveal too much about him to this fanbase, as much as I love it.
>>20776506nope.aviShe's going to assume Rose is making moves on John, try to murder her, fail miserably, and then Rose is going to utterly destroy her confidence with a mean dose of psychoanalyzation. Meanwhile, John will be just as derpy and oblivious as usual and we'll get maybe ONE romantically hinting, possibly facetious, passive aggressive line of dialouge from Rose. Vriska isn't going to get rejected, she is going to just give up when she assumes Rose is going after John, because she knows she can never compete.You see? This way we can keep romance out almost entirely AND Vriska ends up emotionally distraught. Everybody wins!
>>20776585>>20776602It might also be an issue with missing art/music from other people.
>>20776602No shit, but more than anyone I've ever known. He never even lets on what he's interested in besides making Homestuck.
>>20776666Horse and olive garden>except he despises both of thoseAlso nice quads
>>20776701I don't think he despises horses, I think he despises the notion that he is somehow entitled to adore horses. He used to love them, before every time his name was mentioned "horse" followed shortly thereafter.
>>20776506>when he goes for RoseAssuming he'll still want to do smooches to his soon-to-be stepsister.
>>20776745>he thinks Dad will survive!>laughingteezi.gif
>>20776745His stepsister? You mean his, like, neice through marriage, right?
>>20776666Dude Andrew isn't exactly what you'd call 'normal'. He obviously has an IRL mental problem that doesn't really disable him but prevents him from leading a functional social life. He's brilliant and handsome and all that, but he doesn't want to expose his personal struggles to the public eye and that's understandable.
>>20776666Caves. And Toblerone.
>>20776643But this is Vriska. She is one of high blood, and she has gained all the levels, All of them. You think she'll just move out of the way when a female from an "inferior species" is mackin' on her man? I don't think so.
>>20776761Doesn't matter, man.Dad tapped dat ass several times right there on the Skaian battlefield.Their union has been consummated so hard that it filed a government form and officiated their marriage in record time.
>>20776774I dunno, man. Hussie seems to be friends with just about everyone important on the webcomic scene, and we know for a fact he has three or four really close friends. He seems at least socially capable.
>>20776666Clowns, safecracking, jack-o-lanterns, fake limbs, candy, caves, horses, Toblerones, Ryan North, and three ounces of cocaine in his gastank.
>>20776774Regarding this though it hardly even seems like a personal problem. What could possibly be out of his control, preventing him from making a flash or whatever, but completely unspeakable? It seems more like just being secretive for the sake of it.
>>20776770Yeah, technically.But John still sees and loves his Dad as a father regardless of the specifics of their ectobiology.So it makes sense that he'd just see Rose as a stepsister.Also nailing your niece makes it sound a little bit creepier
>>20776791Or he's just a normal guy.MOST SHOCKING TWIST YET>>20776807Tavros is a shitblood, and he managed to friendzone her without doing anything. By not doing anything, if you want to get technical.
>>20776836Methinks it's going to be interactive, or something. Something he has no hand in, but is essential.
>>20776836Remember, a lot of the flashes are collaborative works. If the schmuck doing the Bec closeup or whatever is falling behind, you can't just glaze it over.
>>20776836He doesn't do flashes solo anymore. He could easily be waiting on some fatass artist or composer to finish something up for him.
>>20776814I wasn't implying he had any SEVERE problem, just a minor one. He's very talented but has never had a job and updates his webcomic much more frequently than pretty much every other webcomic - ones that often claim their 3/week strips are 'exhausting' work. If absolutely nothing else is wrong with him he's sufferring from depression at the very least.
>>20776862So why not just say "I'm just waiting on some art assests" or something. Why does it have to be so private and leave people guessing? Without clarification, that's just as likely as his computer exploded or something.
>>20776898>I don't know. At this point I'm probably just withholding those details to bug people.
>>20776870Has he ever done HS Flash solo, past the beta anyway? I was under the impression, since the initial stages of HS, that the Flash was a collaborative effort.http://andrewhussie.blogspot.com/2009/04/getting-ready-for-next-adventure.html
>>20776888Depression? What? Why would being able to make a living by telling his crazy stories to people on the internet be depressing? Also nice trips, it is a goddamn getapalooza in here
>>20776898Maybe he doesn't want his fans getting mad at whoever is holding it up.
>>20776898He might be trying to not put one of his friends in the spotlight. If he says, "Well, someone on the art team is still working on a scene," the fans WILL find out who it is and will blame them for the lack of updates.He's just being courteous.
>>20776898Because, asshole, he doesn't live to serve YOU. If he wants to be secretive, then he'll be so. God fucking damn, seriously, Quit nitpicking at the man's private life and just be happy for what you get when you get it.
>Hussie chooses to keep details of his private life to himself>guess he has brain problems>>20776898>So why not just say "I'm just waiting on some art assests" or something.Because he doesn't want the fandom to go pitchforks and torches on the collaborator holding up the flash.
>>20776898like i have said before, i think he gets off on doing things like that
>>20776966And if he says it's art, then we know it's art. If he says music, we know it's music. If he says scripting, then we don't really know as much but get excited as fuck. Just a 'can neither confirm nor deny' situation here
>>20776954That's not how major depression works (not that I'm assuming Andrew has it, natch).
This thread is turning into an Achewood assetbar situation. Dayum!
>>20776930http://www.mspaintadventures.com/credits.htmlEvery page without credits is 100% him. And Google Image Search.
When a prostitute steals your computer case while you sleep, there isn't much you can say.
>>20776954To be fair, depression is can sometimes be inexplicable and can happen to absolutely anyone.I doubt that's what Hussie is going through though
>my face when Hussie updated again while we were busy refreshing the [?] page
>>20777012Well fuck me, and the color me all sorts of impressed.
http://www.fancysanta.com/a gift for you all.
>>20777018Andrew Hussie is from circumstances?
>>20777020>He thinks we would trust a pic of Vriska
>>20777043>my face when I got a tripfag on my first try
>>20777065Would be better than coming from Considerations.
what's the link to pregnant vriska?
>>20777012Well, that's not entirely true. He does have a few people that have contributed creatively throughout the entire comic. But I guess that doesn't really count as a strict collaborative role, more of a friend helping a friend.
>>20777100>my face when that is the opposite of an accomplishment. A unccomplishment, or something.
>>20777141>umaaaaaaaad.jpg or something I don't actually keep a collection of these things saved
>>20777106What isn't better than Considerations?I mean, like, I think Vriska may come from Considerations.
>>20777139I fucking lost it rofling at the last image. They don't know where to take the story from there but want to finish it so they are taking suggestions to direct the story.
>>20777184Oh man, you're right.Holy shit. Vriska is from both Circumstances AND Considerations!Her hive was right on the corner where the two intersect! elaboration: having a spidermom is the Circumstance, being a freaky mutant is the Consideration
>>20777237Hard not to feel sorry for the girl once you figure out where, precisely, she came from.
>>20777237DON'T GET IN HER VAN, TAVROS! DOOOOOOON'T!
I actually find it quite hard to feel sorry for her, because of one simple reason.
watching 'next' nowthe Street-tough-maverick of Time
>>20777478MORE ROBOT ARM
>>20777490EVEN MORE ROBOT ARM
>>20777517BACK TO ROBOT ARMHELD BY TROLL NICK CAGE
>>20777538ACTUAL NICK CAGE
>>20777565NICK CAGE WITH JOHN
>>20777600NICK CAGE IS JOHN
>>20777396>>20777412I daww'd a bit.
>>20777638WRONG QUADRANT JOHN
>>20777643RIGHT QUADRANT JOHN
I'm reading all these as Bro's 'words rhyming with themselves' rap from the baby is you.
>>20777677SUCH A PERFECT QUADRANT JOHN
Sure why not. We're already past the bump limit. Let's each up the image limit too.
>>20777692BOGGLE AT THIS QUADRANT
>>20777768PRAISE THE QUADRANT
>>20777643Needs to have a d8 instead of "die."
TO the person who took the requests last night how goes it?
UPDATES DISAPPEAREDLIKE THEY WEREN'T EVEN THERE>WE WERE HALLUCINATING THE WHOLE THING
>>20777799"I expect you to date" what?
And where is all the Terezi/Dave fanart?Oh wait I guess they made that themselves.Meta-fictional devices sure are confusing!
>>20777826The pictures are still in the image index, though.
>>20777826Forget kraft mayo, they were as real as the people reading thisWhat is Hussie DOING???
>>20777784IT'S A PRETTY DECENT QUADRANT
>>20777826http://www.mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/?C=M;O=DThe images are still there, just the link that's gone.
>>20777827An octohedron with numerals on the faces. A die. Thedoublemeaningwasthejoke.jpg
>>20777938I get where you're coming from, but that's way too much of a stretch, dude.
>>20777907You can also get to them by manually changing the number in the header.This leads me to believe he is uploading the flash RIGHT NOW and that it will all be reconnected once it is up.
>>20777422other than con-air, what's the best cage filmincluding anything so bad it's good
>>20778046National Treasure and Lord of War
>>20778001Eh, it was pun.
>>20778046I can tell you which one NOT to watch. The Weatherman. Sweet shit is that a depressing movie.
>>20778046Is that actually even possible in the movie industry?
er>>20777597new thread I guess?
>>20778127i knowfucking camel toes, equius cage's archery and dull naration
>>20778149Nahthis thread still has a few pages and that thread is all trolling
>>20778233All trolling Trolls about Trolls who troll?sO CONFUSED.
>>20778299yeah I say we let this thread ride outthen start a new one
http://tindeck.com/listen/nsvshttp://tindeck.com/listen/cyxihttp://tindeck.com/listen/nxkqWhat have I done? D:
So what's the the joke with Equius name??
>>20777808If you're talking about ObscuredArtisan, that would be me.I was working on a picture but my computer got kinda hijacked, so I'm not sure when I'll get back to drawing.
>>20778517>The name Equius takes its root from the Latin Equus, or "horse". Zahhak is a figure in Iranian mythology, who was strong and clever, but was easily manipulated by his evil counselors into world domination. Zahhak was also known as Bēvar-Asp, which translates into "[he who has] 10,000 horses" (100²). The use of "centaur" in the chumhandle is a reference to Greek mythology, in which a Sagittarius was identified as a centaur.