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    34 KB Coyote StaRRk !!RGo3r6wYmea 10/24/10(Sun)23:38 No.20764272  

    Old Thread

    Well this update was a bit of a disappointment. Bet we switch right back to John
    >> Grant Moronson !.D20HzD0AI 10/24/10(Sun)23:40 No.20764313
    >> Anonymous 10/24/10(Sun)23:40 No.20764323
    There's a new SBaHJ guys
    >> Anonymous 10/24/10(Sun)23:42 No.20764366
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    the big mans about 2 WRECK SOME HAVOC. . . .
    >> Anonymous 10/24/10(Sun)23:43 No.20764422
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    Sweet first post


    Needs to be Vriska: Spread the word of your newfound love
    >> Anonymous 10/24/10(Sun)23:44 No.20764443
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    Oh god yes.
    >> Anonymous 10/24/10(Sun)23:45 No.20764467
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    Alright Dave this is getting kind of weird.
    >> Anonymous 10/24/10(Sun)23:46 No.20764494
    the big man wants to take a TIME OUT
    >> Anonymous 10/24/10(Sun)23:47 No.20764516
    So guys, SBaHJ comics are supposed to represent goings-on in the Homestuck world, right? THE FUCK DOES THIS NEW ONE MEAN?
    >> Anonymous 10/24/10(Sun)23:48 No.20764541
    it means Hussie wants a break
    >> Anonymous 10/24/10(Sun)23:49 No.20764560
    Anyone know where I can find the soundtrack?
    >> Anonymous 10/24/10(Sun)23:49 No.20764565
    >So guys, SBaHJ comics are supposed to represent goings-on in the Homestuck world, right?


    >> Anonymous 10/24/10(Sun)23:49 No.20764573
    I honestly think Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff sometimes takes more ingenuity than Homestuck.
    >> Anonymous 10/24/10(Sun)23:50 No.20764589
    Man hussie has been taking breaks all over the damn place. Ever since he moved to 413 it's just been break after fucking break
    >> Anonymous 10/24/10(Sun)23:50 No.20764597
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    THE BIG MAN = Karkat

    >> Anonymous 10/24/10(Sun)23:50 No.20764598
    Dave is gay, so he is dealing with gay issues. Duh.
    >> Anonymous 10/24/10(Sun)23:50 No.20764605
    I was under that assumption since they're Dave's mental blocks.
    >> Anonymous 10/24/10(Sun)23:52 No.20764646
    >> Anonymous 10/24/10(Sun)23:52 No.20764651
    Yeah. And there's another convention coming up, too.

    I guess once he got a taste of the "not-in-you-room-all-day" life, he just couldn't go back to hermitage.
    >> Anonymous 10/24/10(Sun)23:52 No.20764655
    >Backways Chair
    >> Anonymous 10/24/10(Sun)23:53 No.20764677
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    No Dave is dealing with is brother's latent homesexuality.

    Dave clearly loves him, but is afraid that all his but sex wil give him aids; leaving Bro unable to provide for Dave and will result in him being tooken away to a foster home.

    >> Anonymous 10/24/10(Sun)23:53 No.20764681
    this means flash next.

    considering screetime, i expect jade's ascend.
    >> Anonymous 10/24/10(Sun)23:54 No.20764687
    You always go back.
    >> Anonymous 10/24/10(Sun)23:54 No.20764699
    Bro only has sex with puppets. Puppets can't... I mean I don't think... can puppets have AIDS...? They didn't cover this in Sex Ed oh god
    >> Anonymous 10/24/10(Sun)23:54 No.20764700
    Maybe because he's moving?
    >> Anonymous 10/24/10(Sun)23:55 No.20764709
    you mean Enter
    >> Kpax 10/24/10(Sun)23:55 No.20764715
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    Dude, that is bullshit, do you have any idea how cool it would be to live in the Hermitage?
    >> writerfag !!ig4Goj5N18c 10/24/10(Sun)23:55 No.20764723
    Someone is pretending to be me on pesterchum. I am not on right now.
    >> Anonymous 10/24/10(Sun)23:56 No.20764746
    anyone else getting broken thumbnails everywhere?
    >> Anonymous 10/24/10(Sun)23:57 No.20764749
    He already moved, that is done, that is over

    we are HERE now.
    >> Anonymous 10/24/10(Sun)23:57 No.20764755
    Okay look Hussie:

    If you're not gonna update the comic at least answer formspring questions. Those are awesome. Also I have a question that is burning to be answered so just do it.
    >> Anonymous 10/24/10(Sun)23:57 No.20764766

    But we haven't heard anything from Jade since she fell asleep again. In an entire flash dialogue-bereft flash, she is going to wake up and run through the whole entry nonsense with John?
    >> Anonymous 10/24/10(Sun)23:58 No.20764784

    But we haven't heard anything from Jade since she fell asleep again. In an entire dialogue-bereft flash, she is going to wake up and run through the whole entry nonsense with John?
    >> Worthless Protoplasm !gA9jZB9qsY 10/24/10(Sun)23:58 No.20764789
    >Not registering your handle
    >> Anonymous 10/24/10(Sun)23:58 No.20764790
    Guys what if
    Guys, listen.
    What if Sweet Bro and
    Guys, put down the chips for two goddamn seconds.
    Now what if Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff was just - wait now hear me out - was just supposed to be funny?
    >> Anonymous 10/24/10(Sun)23:59 No.20764812
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    What are you, an idiot
    >> Anonymous 10/24/10(Sun)23:59 No.20764815
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    no place like home
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)00:00 No.20764818
    But... nah. I mean... naaaah. You're crazy.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)00:00 No.20764819
    Writerfag quit going offline you fucker
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)00:00 No.20764824
    It's not JUST that. Have you seen Dave's room in Derse?
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)00:00 No.20764827
    Nah bro, it's an intricate study of the fucked up mind of Dave Stider. I thought we all already agreed about this? Keep the fuck up.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)00:01 No.20764851
    I thought all of them were just supposed to be funny. Only ones if know that tie into the comic are Stairs and Nacho Party.
    >> Hussie Looooooooves us Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)00:01 No.20764852
    Andrew Is The Best Troll Anonymous 10/24/10(Sun)23:53 No.20764678
    >Lack of updates has nothing at all to do with how I may or may not be presently spending my time. There are factors beyond my control.

    >No further elaboration!
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)00:01 No.20764856
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    Yeah. I could've written it off, but everyone scribbles their worries on their walls. Everyone. And now this has to be updated or something I guess. Someone dissect #19, quickly!
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)00:02 No.20764870
    I don't know about the past few days, but I think he was too busy fucking with people on pesterchum tonight to bother updating.

    ...If that was actually him.
    >> writerfag !!ig4Goj5N18c 10/25/10(Mon)00:03 No.20764896
    What is that and how do I do it. Unless the other person did it already
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)00:03 No.20764905
    It's Dave reacting to Karkat so obviously coming on to John.
    >> !bgREVLN8FU 10/25/10(Mon)00:04 No.20764916
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)00:04 No.20764923
    wait where was this posted
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)00:04 No.20764936
    It wasn't. I checked the IP and it was from Spokane.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)00:05 No.20764950
    Guys. I don't know what to make my handle.
    Oh man what a huge decision this is.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)00:05 No.20764962
    That's the obvious, you gotta dig deeper, really pull some bullshit from thin air and make some mIrAcLeS.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)00:05 No.20764966
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    Damnit just got here from /tg/. Did I already miss all the vriska fun?
    >> geekyTaurin 10/25/10(Mon)00:06 No.20764978
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    Because Hero Mode was due.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)00:06 No.20764979
    SBaHJ time now, Vriska later.
    >> Worthless Protoplasm !gA9jZB9qsY 10/25/10(Mon)00:07 No.20764990
    You go to Pesterchum's irc and register it there. Basically you ghost your handle and kick whoever is on it off. The writerFag handle has to be offline though. It might not be the best thing to talk about it here, because chances are someone here is on your handle and could possibly register it before you!
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)00:07 No.20765002
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)00:08 No.20765015
    I am ok with this. Need more of those saved up anyway.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)00:08 No.20765020
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    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)00:08 No.20765024
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    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)00:09 No.20765037
    Chat Thread
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)00:09 No.20765048
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    well that's a little disappointing
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)00:09 No.20765051
    IRC lets you do that. Note to trolls: Pesterchum just got 100% more serious.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)00:09 No.20765055
    Occam's Razor.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)00:10 No.20765068
    The Big Man Hass being Geromys father has been head canon for a while now
    >> Kpax 10/25/10(Mon)00:11 No.20765090

    Woo! Now draw me more things. >:D
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)00:12 No.20765102
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    No more troll harassing then.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)00:12 No.20765113
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    Your other hero mode was better.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)00:13 No.20765133
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    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)00:14 No.20765148
    It looks like a FRONTAWAYS CHAIR to me
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)00:15 No.20765164
    >Having AIDS or getting married would be so much more exciting than the reality.

    So can we finally drop all this "Hussie is fucking [insert webcomic artist here]" bullshit?
    ...and also he doesn't have AIDS. Vital information.
    >> geekyTaurin 10/25/10(Mon)00:15 No.20765167
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    No. My shoulder is hurting now. No more tonight. S:3

    Technically, THIS was my first hero mode, not that one.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)00:15 No.20765172
    so androgynous
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)00:15 No.20765177

    how fucking dare you
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)00:15 No.20765178
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    classic Hussie > new Hussie

    pic related
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)00:15 No.20765191
    Oh good, now I can seduce him safely.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)00:16 No.20765205
    Ok, well. The whole time out thing means this is taking time off from talking about Bro. Now... this is possibly Dave being worried about Karkat hitting on John (notice how both The Big Man and Geromy wear yellow?) But I think this is something else. Maybe AIDS does not refer to Karkles' gayness, but to this human disease called friendship? Is Dave worried about the trolls? Possibly Vriska killing him? Maybe he's worried that Karkles' jealousy is going to become serious enough to hurt his friendship with Terezi?
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)00:16 No.20765206
    So, have we seen just about every character represented in SBaHJ except Rose and Jade?
    Sweet Bro - Bro
    Hella Jeff - Dave
    Geromy - John
    Hass - John's Dad
    Mom - Mom
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)00:17 No.20765229
    Let's say I want to register my own handle. Where is this IRC channel
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)00:17 No.20765235
    I see dicks in that picture
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)00:18 No.20765248
    ...Dude I was not serious
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)00:18 No.20765249
    >...and also he doesn't have AIDS. Vital information.
    Thank God I was losing sleep over that
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)00:18 No.20765250
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    >> A Dead /co/mrade 10/25/10(Mon)00:18 No.20765265
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    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)00:19 No.20765267
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)00:19 No.20765269
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    >haha Garfield you scamp
    >wonder why there are pen marks all over
    >wait looks like drawin-

    >MY FACE
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)00:19 No.20765274
    >> NotAnon !Frz2YYuFcA 10/25/10(Mon)00:19 No.20765276
    Where do I find Pesterdhums IRC?
    >> Kpax 10/25/10(Mon)00:20 No.20765293
    >> Worthless Protoplasm !gA9jZB9qsY 10/25/10(Mon)00:20 No.20765294
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)00:20 No.20765296
    Perhaps because Hussie does not want to show what Dave's feelings towards them are?
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)00:21 No.20765316
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    Nepeta 0.01
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)00:22 No.20765334
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    How did we creep you out this time?
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)00:22 No.20765342
    No, don't you see? He said he wasn't "getting married." Why would he say that if he wasn't already in a relationship?
    He wouldn't.

    You cannot stop this, friend.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)00:23 No.20765355
    That's not WriterFag
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)00:23 No.20765361
    So... is Dave really gay? I mean, it seems to be what his comics are implying, but I have to wonder what this will all lead up to.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)00:23 No.20765373
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    If you ask for attention from 4chan, you sure as fuck will get it.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)00:23 No.20765382
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    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)00:24 No.20765385

    You all are creeping the whole board out.
    >> Zig 10/25/10(Mon)00:24 No.20765391
    Dude, WF topless.

    >> NotAnon !Frz2YYuFcA 10/25/10(Mon)00:24 No.20765394
    on the #tymon channel?
    Or is there another one?
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)00:25 No.20765408
    You don't have to be in a channel to register nicknames
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)00:25 No.20765410
    What? Where?
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)00:26 No.20765427
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)00:26 No.20765428
    But isn't WF's gender ambiguous?
    Or are they like Vivec?
    >> Worthless Protoplasm !gA9jZB9qsY 10/25/10(Mon)00:26 No.20765429
    No, that one will work. Just sign on with a handle that's not yours.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)00:27 No.20765434
    Oh god.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)00:27 No.20765436
    Someone post that one old book Hussie destroyed with his doodles.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)00:27 No.20765438
    I think it would've been funny to echo 'i am not a homosexual' by having Dave turn down Terezi with 'i am not a heterosexual' but that looks unlikely now. It's probably just people reading too much into things, but can you really blame them, being fans of Homestuck? You pretty much HAVE to read into things too much to understand.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)00:27 No.20765441
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    >> NotAnon !Frz2YYuFcA 10/25/10(Mon)00:27 No.20765448
    wait why not mine?
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)00:28 No.20765462
    >dat image
    Hahaha hahaha oh wooowwww.
    >> Worthless Protoplasm !gA9jZB9qsY 10/25/10(Mon)00:29 No.20765478
    Because it won't let you register it if someone is on your handle on the irc, pretty sure at least. >>20765441 As this guy says, I'm basically an IRC virgin too.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)00:29 No.20765486
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    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)00:30 No.20765496
    I suddenly feel more intelligent than everyone in this thread.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)00:31 No.20765522
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)00:31 No.20765523
    Me too.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)00:32 No.20765534
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    Still less creepy then Kanaya mannequins.

    D34L W1TH 1T WR1T3RF4G
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)00:33 No.20765562
    >MSPAChan is down
    >Hear about this "413Chan" as a temporary replacement
    >Go there
    >Parody of that Vriska Pregnancy thing, only it's Jack Noir knocking up Equius
    >It's longer
    >And even more horrifying

    Dear god I hate this fandom.
    >> Zig 10/25/10(Mon)00:33 No.20765570
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)00:34 No.20765589
    Can someone post that image that sums up each act? I'd greatly appreciate it.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)00:34 No.20765594
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    Yikes, I understand now.
    Pic is my face when I saw it.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)00:35 No.20765619
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    I think you need to relax
    I think you need to kiss the girl.
    >> geekyTaurin 10/25/10(Mon)00:35 No.20765621
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    If only it was that simple, mon petit fluer. S:C
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)00:36 No.20765627
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    I warned you about spinning w8bs bro!!!

    I told you dog!
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)00:36 No.20765649
    Seriously, it's a parody.
    Parodies are not supposed to be as fucked up as the fucked up thing they are fucking up.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)00:36 No.20765654
    Well if no one has anything to add... should I put it onto Davehasissues.png...?
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)00:37 No.20765665
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    Christ, again?
    In before spoiler whines, yadayadayada...
    >> Kpax 10/25/10(Mon)00:37 No.20765667
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    Okay, so that pesterChum conversation with Hussie, from the last thread? I was bored, so I read it aloud.

    I really tried to emphasize the size of Hussies lips and their effect on the way he speaks. Actually, it came out sounding a lot like Richard Nixon.
    >> writerfag !!ig4Goj5N18c 10/25/10(Mon)00:37 No.20765669
    I'm beginning to not love /co/.
    I'm going to bed.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)00:37 No.20765670
    The problem is that Hussie hides hidden meanings in his work all the time, but not every bit of Homestuck has some hidden reflection of a character's secrets. Hussie has foreshadowed with ridiculous or very unnoticeable pieces before, and thus his fans try to analyze every single particle in search for an answer. Sometimes someone will call a twist, but mostly, these are just imaginative ramblings with no actual footing. You can't blame them though.

    The ones I see most often are SBaHJ and Rose's birthday letter to John. There have been dozens of different "revelations" about the REAL meanings, but in actuality, we've got no evidence at all besides "Hussie's done shit like this before."
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)00:38 No.20765687

    Thanks! I just wanted to see how far behind I am.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)00:38 No.20765693
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    God damn people, we actually get an interesting update to talk about, and five minutes later you're all back to circlejerking.

    Can we PLEASE discuss how Dave's affinity for cocks will be a game-changer for the rest of the story?
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)00:39 No.20765709
    You realize that we have heard Hussie speak before, right?
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)00:39 No.20765719

    And now we have parodies of parodies parodying parodies. It's a giant circle-jerk of shipping, fetishes and perversion.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)00:39 No.20765723
    Maybe it's partly 'Well a vocal majority crippled Tavros, if I keep talking about how gay Dave is and how much Rose loves John, he'll make that canon too'?
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)00:39 No.20765729
    That was like half an argument, and I don't even know to what. What were you trying to say?
    >> Kpax 10/25/10(Mon)00:40 No.20765751
    But we love you, writerFag!

    so delicious
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)00:40 No.20765752
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    Oh god
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)00:41 No.20765771
    So last night we were having a wonderful discussion of horrible troll anatomy based on the infamous Vriska fic.

    Vriska has a spinneret in her ass.
    Aradia has wool pubes.
    Sollux has two dicks.
    Nepeta is a hermaphrodite with barbed feline penis.
    Equius has a horsecock.

    Anything else?

    Also, so you don't forget:
    Anonymous 10/24/10(Sun)05:21 No.20746711
    Hermaphrodite Nepeta getting her barbed dick stuck in Vriska's 'spinneret' after a session of attempted anal rape. My job here is done.

    Anonymous 10/24/10(Sun)05:37 No.20746808
    AG: You stupid 8itch!
    AC: X(( < Let me just try to get it ouuuuuu-
    AG: 88888888GH! STOP PULLING! I H8 YOU! I H8 YOU!
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)00:42 No.20765784


    she`s the one who drew that pic with all the male trolls lookign like kids fucking each other in a giant pyramid as well

    i wish that fucker would just stop makign things godDAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMN
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)00:42 No.20765794
    Not really an argument, more of an observation. I was trying to divert the thread from turning even further way from actual discussion.
    But who am I kidding, we all know where this road leads.
    >> NotAnon !Frz2YYuFcA 10/25/10(Mon)00:42 No.20765804
    Im registered
    Thanks worthless protoplasm
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)00:42 No.20765808
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    You've never been laid?
    >> Kpax 10/25/10(Mon)00:42 No.20765809
    You could not possibly fathom the vastness of the shit that I do not give.
    >> !bgREVLN8FU 10/25/10(Mon)00:43 No.20765814
    Tavros used to have a bull's dick, but that got cut off with the rest of his legs. Now he has a vibrator where his penis used to be.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)00:43 No.20765820
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    Fuck the human species. In the nose.
    >> cuttlefishCuller 10/25/10(Mon)00:43 No.20765824
    )(e)(e, )(ave fun, notAnon! 38)
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)00:43 No.20765833

    Eridan has a prehensile dolphin wang
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)00:43 No.20765838
    And seen him get punched into trash cans by a vampire
    >> Worthless Protoplasm !gA9jZB9qsY 10/25/10(Mon)00:44 No.20765840
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    No problem.

    And I hope we learn what happens to people when they sleep after their dreamselves die in the next update.
    >> NotAnon !Frz2YYuFcA 10/25/10(Mon)00:44 No.20765842
    if theres any thing these thread could do without its this
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)00:44 No.20765848
    these threads are getting god fucking awful.
    im so glad i dont go to you guys often for homestuck related shit.
    you're getting as bad as MSPAchan in your own fucked up way.
    you guys need to shape the fuck up.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)00:44 No.20765868
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    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)00:45 No.20765886
    I'd rather talk about trollsex all day then look at another goddamn piece of writerfag fanart.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)00:46 No.20765899
    I believe it is the lack of updates.
    We saw something similar to this during the other hiatuses.
    It's... creepy. The only thing that saved us last time was things like the MNC Cartoon Show Discussion, and other similar concepts.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)00:47 No.20765924
    That reminds me, does anyone have that picture of Terezi (no idea why or if it's her but whatever) sitting on Tavros' vibrating robot legs?
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)00:47 No.20765925
    Well then yes.
    I hate her.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)00:47 No.20765938
    Last time we went a-waifufagging.

    Can we do that now? Please? ANYTHING but this.

    I'll start. Vriska is my waifu but not really. I love her with all my heart but not really. I act like I have no life-u but not really.

    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)00:48 No.20765944
    Ok this is serious, writerfag has always loved /co/! You guys are breaking her!
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)00:48 No.20765948
    i donno.
    brainstorm something fun that DOESNT creep the fuck out of everyone and in turn makes everything grant thinks of us true.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)00:48 No.20765950
    The first half of the last thread was a cute thread. there's still hope.
    >> Eri 10/25/10(Mon)00:48 No.20765964
    I remember the last time that happened. Nothin' but porn dumps for an entire week. It was horrible.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)00:49 No.20765983
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    come now don't you loooooooove vriska?
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)00:49 No.20765984
    Can we, you know, talk about SHIPPING or something? Jesus, it'd be better than this shit.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)00:50 No.20766000


    Very well, this topic is now about the Alternian Empire.
    We will call it that because it sounds cool.
    So what is it like, some sort of twisted Imperium of Man? Vast biological starships spanning the skies, waging war on other worlds?
    What happens to a troll's Lusus as they get older, do they become the fighting companion?
    Do they have some awesome catch phrase or something like that?
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)00:50 No.20766002
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    >Nixon what are you doing?
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)00:50 No.20766004
    yes, this is getting crazy. I would quite enjoy some plot speculation right now. Anything other than continue down this path of clusterfuckery we are currently careening down.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)00:50 No.20766008
    >Anon: Attempt to salvage thread.
    While this is true, I think with things this plot relevant, it's perfectly natural to look for deeper meaning. SBaHJ has a large presence in HS, and is arguably more popular than the comic itself. To not discuss its possible importance would be stupid. Same goes for Rose's letter, in a different way. We've grown to know Rose very well, and her struggling to be open in her letter speaks volumes. Are we supposed to just ignore this character development? No, in-depth analysis was inevitable, and Hussie knows that.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)00:51 No.20766031
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    Seriously guys.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)00:51 No.20766041
    I always imagined the fleet being split into three major parts.
    The first part is all the army and military crap.
    The second part is the bureaucracy, like, those in charge of Imperial Drones and such.
    And the third just things up names for the other two.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)00:52 No.20766055
    I still say it's GRUB FOR THE GRUB GOD.
    Also horned space marines.
    >> NotAnon !Frz2YYuFcA 10/25/10(Mon)00:52 No.20766061
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    But that isn't even troll sex. Its excues for people to make fucked up porn to troll these thread with.
    I mean jesus guys, this is the GOOD place to discusshome stuck. I know the hiatus thread can get wacky but this is a little too far.
    Last time it was a week and i never got this bad.

    Can we talk about the update or SBaHJ please?
    WHothinks we're gonna get another fakeout with this update? he starts to show what Karket sees on prospit then then switches to, I dunno Casey and we follow her for thirty pages.
    Also how does the latest SBaHJ fit into the "SBaHJ is Dacves repressed feelings about his life" theory?
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)00:52 No.20766066
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    >writerfag's fanficton
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)00:52 No.20766069
    I just realised Dave had a blog.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)00:52 No.20766072
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    We need to abstain from making Homestuck threads EVERY DAY.
    They should only really be made when there's an update.

    These shenanigans are a direct result of boredom and having nothing to discuss.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)00:53 No.20766077
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    If you can't take the heat...
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)00:53 No.20766079
    Honestly, forcing threads when there's nothing to actually talk about was a terrible idea. Homestuck Generals for the sake of Homestuck Generals just encourages meandering tangential fanfiction bullshit. You're running yourselves ragged.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)00:54 No.20766098
    >space marines can't see it happening, trolls don't give a shit about fashion, and the Spess Marheens love to put a bunch of little shit on themselves.
    I sort of imagine them like roman legions, and sort of like how Skaia was, swords and bows next to giant complex mile high walkers and laser rifles.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)00:54 No.20766112
    i know
    make a /co/ fan adventure
    that was tried a few times and i know there are enough drawfags about.
    i donno

    oh look somethings happening already.
    maybe i should come slap some sense into these threads more often.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)00:54 No.20766114
    >blog post about how shitty Dane Cook is
    I knew there was a reason Dave was my favorite kid
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)00:55 No.20766122
    Jesus god fuck.

    Nixon talking about his penis.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)00:55 No.20766124
    >and Hussie knows that
    Do you think he... expects it? Like, counts on us to over-analyze, so he can leave hints about things but still keep it extremely secret? This seems a bit silly, since if one person figures it out they're gonna tell everyone, but I just wonder... Hussie is really close to MSPA fandom, so does he... idk, I wanna say something like 'manipulate us' but that's obvious. Does he intentionally leave us teeny clues to MAKE us do what we do?
    >> NotAnon !Frz2YYuFcA 10/25/10(Mon)00:55 No.20766141
    Well most of the technolagy on Alternia of biolagical so the starship thing sounds plausible.
    And they are conquerers, but why?
    Maybe its like a Freiza thing and they wipe out planets for real estate.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)00:56 No.20766145
    This is where I draw myself as kawaii uguu with the accompanying text

    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)00:56 No.20766156
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    My my! she's a8solutally skin and bones!!!!!!!!

    Perhaps you can give her something to 8ulk up on?
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)00:56 No.20766160
    I always thought of them like the Vogons mixed with a generic space empire, except alot more bureaucratic.
    Except 75% of the fleet are all giant flying movie studios
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)00:57 No.20766183
    This post >>20765205 looks to be suitably over analytical. It got lost in the torrent of shit, though.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)00:57 No.20766203
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    And then we will stop any and all shipping discussion, rape fics, OTCs, basic grammar mistakes and attempts to theorize Troll reproduction.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)00:57 No.20766205
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    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)00:58 No.20766214
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    Thread halted

    everyone stare at dat fine Feferi. Unf.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)00:58 No.20766227
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    Helloooooooo /co/
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)00:58 No.20766234
    it's the most destructive party that has been going on now for generations...
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)00:58 No.20766237
    >Fat Feferi
    >Not huge tits Kanaya
    This is wrong in all kinds of ways.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)00:58 No.20766244
    Well they don't seem completely biological. More like biotech is the means, but not the ends. Like how their hives are built by worker drones, but the hives themselves are not organic.
    You've probably got vast shipyard-spiders spinning out and creating battleships constantly.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)00:59 No.20766256
    why do so many people draw Feferi all thick like that?

    I'd imagine someone who can pull the dead body of a whale under their own power would be extremely athletic
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)00:59 No.20766260
    I'd rather read a hundred rape pregnancy fics than listen to a fat stack of prudes jerking each other off on their high horses.

    Oh nooo porn oh nooo. Are we back in school or something? Why can't anyone just see and accept shit for what it is instead of kicking up a fuss like it's some federal fucking issue? Why are everyone such fucking frauds? in b4 everyone proves my point
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)00:59 No.20766267
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)00:59 No.20766272
    I love this picture, but why do they not have bellybuttons. I love bellybuttons...
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)00:59 No.20766284
    I refuse to believe that a FLARPer would be so skinny.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)01:01 No.20766327
    FLARP is live action, though. That's real.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)01:01 No.20766330
    I'd say yes and no. I think Hussie intentionally drops us clues all the time, but we often take them wildly out of his original vision. Then, when he actually makes the reveal, people are so surprised they didn't see it coming with the clues right there in front of them.

    For instance, Rose's letter will almost assuredly contain something obscure about her character, but we have absolutely no idea what that could be. We can guess all day, and we may be right. But often we convince ourselves that something is "proof," and then that very same something is actually proof for an entirely different theory.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)01:01 No.20766332
    I like this. All the troll production plants are basically giant beehives and similar.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)01:01 No.20766336
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    trolls are born as pupas so thus they are tied into the insect family I guess.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)01:01 No.20766340
    They conquer planets in order to build more theaters and hope to find some inspiration for shorter movie titles.

    A quest of futility on the latter.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)01:02 No.20766356
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)01:02 No.20766358
    Always with this question

    Deep sea diving, so it's insulation. Blubber. Fit swimmers (Nepeta-esque) are built for speed only; thicker swimmers are built for endurance. Feferi would definitely go for the latter. But hey, canon sprite is not very detailed, so you can probably make up whatever bullshit you want for her to look how you want... wwhat a great wwaifu.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)01:02 No.20766363
    They have an entire regiment dedicated to semicolon placement.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)01:02 No.20766382
    Actually, based off of that, maybe the vast bulk of the Alternian army is just drones while the Trolls themselves receive the powerful and useful equipment to do specialist operations and lead the armies.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)01:02 No.20766385

    you're thinking of, like, speed swimming or something
    Feferi is mainly a deep sea long distance endurance diver so it makes sense to have some kind of bulk against the intense water pressure and insanely low temperatures
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)01:03 No.20766396
    Ants? Come on we can do better.
    They sting time and space until it dies and then the fleet travels through the corpse.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)01:03 No.20766398
    If you look at Feferi's Dream Sprite, you'll notice that it is noticeably smaller than her regular one.
    All of the dreamselves show you without any of the faults that you have that you don't want, Vriska has her Vision Eightfold, Tavros has his legs.... and Feferi... is thin.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)01:03 No.20766404
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    Advance or a8scond, advance or a8scond!!!!!!!!
    >> NotAnon !Frz2YYuFcA 10/25/10(Mon)01:03 No.20766407
    >alot more beurecratic
    Arent vogons all beurocrasy though?
    and being as violent and gene opsessed as they are it seems to make sence that they are VERY milatarisic and bloodthirsty.
    ya know threshsecutioners and all that.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)01:04 No.20766428
    >If you look at Feferi's Dream Sprite, you'll notice that it is noticeably smaller than her regular one.
    What? No! Really?
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)01:04 No.20766434
    That might be.
    I mean, how hard would it be to create an Imperial Drone? The majority of the Empire could be run by biological monstrosities.
    Which is probably where the troll race's mind-control ability comes into play, manipulate the minions and such.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)01:04 No.20766438
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    Post your sburbitars.
    >> NotAnon !Frz2YYuFcA 10/25/10(Mon)01:05 No.20766443
    I dont remeber that at all
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)01:05 No.20766455
    >Arent vogons all beurocrasy though?

    Ooo me head.
    But yeah, they're even MORE bureaucratic.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)01:06 No.20766470
    More like "fuck with" than "manipulate", but yeah. That was exactly what he did with Karkat's blood.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)01:06 No.20766471
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    Huh... I can kind of see it... but I wonder if that's just because I want to see it now?
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)01:06 No.20766475
    >They sting time and space until it dies

    That's stupid. I like it!
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)01:06 No.20766480
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    another thing to talk about.
    its awesome.
    its short.
    but its awesome.
    talk about it.
    >> clockworkAndroid 10/25/10(Mon)01:07 No.20766502
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    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)01:07 No.20766514
    Virtually all of the dream sprites are like that. It's just because the prospitian/dersian clothing is more form-fitting or something.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)01:07 No.20766518
    >They should only really be made when there's an update.
    I dunno, isn't that essentially saying people shouldn't be allowed to discuss something if they don't happen to be here the exact moment it's brand new or whatever

    I mean I'm not so sure "CONSTANT THREADS ALL DAY ERRY DAY REPEATING THE SAME CONTENT" is good policy but "never unless there's an update" seems too restrictive
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)01:07 No.20766530
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    You bastards know this happened to you.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)01:08 No.20766545
    But that would still make the Empire fucking massive.
    Seriously, at least several billion people, why would you need that many people for special operations?
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)01:08 No.20766550
    How about you link it so we know what the fuck it is so we can talk about it.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)01:09 No.20766559
    Her eyes look like big angry gnashing teeth from the thumbnail.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)01:09 No.20766560
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    I'm not proud of it, but... yes, yes it did happen to me
    >> NotAnon !Frz2YYuFcA 10/25/10(Mon)01:09 No.20766567
    Everyone looks thinner
    I think its just the contrast dood.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)01:09 No.20766577
    Of course. Dem implied chitinous labia, man
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)01:10 No.20766589
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    Of course I fapped to it. I fap to everything.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)01:10 No.20766597
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    Not quite...
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)01:10 No.20766598
    Are you okay? You look kinda depressed.

    captcha: cognomen
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)01:10 No.20766604
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    dumb goth shit
    worst art in the world
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)01:11 No.20766614
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    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)01:11 No.20766618

    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)01:11 No.20766619
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    I can defeat that a thousand times over.

    I do hope you enjoy cake~
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)01:12 No.20766636
    Haha, look at that smug motherfucker
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)01:12 No.20766651
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    I wonder if anyone got an actual puppet fetish from Homestuck.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)01:13 No.20766663
    Yeah, I thought of that hole. It could be that drones work in conjunction with regular troll soldiers to boost troop numbers and lower actual troll casualties. Depends on how expensive creating a drone is.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)01:14 No.20766691
    Man, why are these bug characters so endearing?
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)01:14 No.20766693
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)01:14 No.20766694
    Why are you
    And you
    Not on pesterchum? :C
    >> clockworkAndroid 10/25/10(Mon)01:15 No.20766706

    No, it's just that I can't sleep because the clocks will eat me the clocks will eat me the clocks will eat me the clocks will eat me....
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)01:15 No.20766708
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    I say we just eschew all discussion whatsoever and post fanart.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)01:15 No.20766709
    Well, if the Alternian Empire is as vast as Hussie says it is, then there must be a ton of drones going around collecting buckets.
    Which may mean they're not very expensive at all.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)01:15 No.20766713
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    Nah, I've had a puppet fetish since like forever
    Different kind of puppet though
    Not a convenient one to have a fetish for considering it needs like three dudes just to move
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)01:16 No.20766723
    You now realize the reason Homestuck hasn't been updating is because Andrew is the sole reason for 50 300+ post My Little Pony threads.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)01:16 No.20766743
    why does this make sense
    >> NotAnon !Frz2YYuFcA 10/25/10(Mon)01:17 No.20766746
    Why would the size matter?
    I mean all the adult go offworld once they're mature enough, and they go on to fight for the empire.
    Besides maybeitsnot just specialists, its generals and strategists and the like. think the Star Wars Empire
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)01:17 No.20766757
    Oh god, Andrew you sick fuck
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)01:18 No.20766767
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    I'm pretty annoyed that I don't have any more Vriska damnit.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)01:18 No.20766778
    Hussie you bastard
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)01:18 No.20766793
    We've seen Feferi in hero mode. She's a rail.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)01:19 No.20766802
    >implying Hussie's adoration of horses also applies to ponies

    Ponies are devilish, conniving monsters filled with nothing but hate and a hunger for flesh.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)01:19 No.20766813
    Hero mode also tends to forget details like eyes and mouths. I don't think it's going for accuracy, but style.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)01:20 No.20766833
    And noodle people are totally in style. Just ask CLAMP
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)01:21 No.20766857
    hi hussie
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)01:21 No.20766865
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    how about.. crappy mspaint drawings
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)01:21 No.20766873
    Build is still represented, that's how we were shown Equius was pretty jacked for 6 sweeps old.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)01:22 No.20766881
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    >implying andrew likes horses

    Andrew fucking hates horses.
    Everything he does that is related to horses is done out of sheer SPITE.
    Which is fine. Horses are stupid and psychopathic.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)01:22 No.20766888
    It still takes bodytype into consideration. Compare Mom, Dad, Bro and Grandpa Harley for example.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)01:22 No.20766895
    Besides saying that adults go off-world there was never much discussion about the space-faring abilities of the Alternians. And a lot of the references to militaristic societies were still pretty low-tech. I have a hard time seeing the galaxy-wide part of the empire.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)01:23 No.20766909
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    Circumstances beyond his control, eh?
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)01:25 No.20766946
    I was thinking that, since the Trolls game fucked up where they were meant to become super powerful players on Earth, the reason for Alternia's empire is because of a few PC's roaming the galaxy at the head of an army of Alternians.
    >> torpidSearcher 10/25/10(Mon)01:25 No.20766955
    Sweet, an update at last. With luck, this will lead us into why past-Karkat is asleep. And how it relates to the destruction of Prospit.

    I personally am hoping for some more updates today. Or atleast that we get more tommorow.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)01:26 No.20766973
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    H3H3H3 R3D 1S SO D3L1C1OUS!
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)01:26 No.20766979
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    Horses? WHERE?!
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)01:27 No.20767002
    The one planet we saw of the empire was where the god that would kill them all if sufficiently disturbed resided. They may restrict development of that world in particular.
    >> geekyTaurin 10/25/10(Mon)01:31 No.20767068
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    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)01:33 No.20767101
    right here
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)01:35 No.20767141
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    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)01:36 No.20767173
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    don't mind me guys

    i'm just gaying up your thread
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)01:37 No.20767185
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    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)01:38 No.20767197
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    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)01:38 No.20767207
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    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)01:39 No.20767212
    Okay seriously guys, I post in like every Homestuck thread I see but there's a point at which even I realize this has gotten a little ridiculous.

    I mean, come on. How many threads do we really need? I guess it's not as bad as eight billion Pony threads at 300+ posts, but still. I like it just as much as you guys, but I think we need to just calm down and take a breather here.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)01:40 No.20767229
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    >> geekyTaurin 10/25/10(Mon)01:40 No.20767238
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    I've made my point with this image. S:3
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)01:40 No.20767240
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    OH BOY.
    just what we didn't need.
    more porn.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)01:41 No.20767254
    >see picture
    >Tavros has vibrating robot parts
    Why are you guys making me schlick to Tavros.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)01:41 No.20767255
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    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)01:41 No.20767259
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    No more homestuck. No more ponies.

    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)01:42 No.20767279
    Dammit man we're trying to stop it, or at the very least swing it towards relevant and non-weird discussion.
    Seriously, more Alternian Empire talk.
    Didn't Hussie say all planets with sentient life get a First Guardian? And if the trolls conquer other planets, does that mean there are other First Guardians and other Sburb sessions?
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)01:42 No.20767283
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    dave would totally bone himself
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)01:42 No.20767285
    So, uh. Any idea why crows flock to Dave? Or is there just a lot of crows where he lives?

    It's odd because we see a bunch of crows at the apartment even when Dave was a baby.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)01:43 No.20767301

    Quit getting mad at popular things people like to discuss.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)01:43 No.20767302
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    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)01:43 No.20767311
    He's a closet furry.
    And also he would prototype his sprite with a crow.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)01:44 No.20767322
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    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)01:46 No.20767357
    They follow Dave, because like him, they crave the CAWk.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)01:46 No.20767359
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    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)01:46 No.20767364

    There's lots of crows in the cities. I remember looking up once and a solid wave of the damned things passed overhead for no less than fifteen minutes. Literally a half a kilometer wave of nothing but crows passing overhead for a quarter hour.

    Given they like high places and dave lives on the top floor of a tall apartment building it's natural they're in there a lot.
    >> NotAnon !Frz2YYuFcA 10/25/10(Mon)01:46 No.20767372
    Crows are usualy symbols of death, though I wouldnt put it past hussie to attach an alternate meaning to them.
    >> torpidSearcher 10/25/10(Mon)01:47 No.20767376
    I would hazzard the quess that only planets with either an actual final purpose, or planets where life orginated, get a first guardian.

    Mostly because guardians are (generally) not just mysteriously created, they have been around for a long, long time. So I don't think, for example, that colonized planets would have a first guardian. (Unless we are dealing with MAYOR pre-destination shit, adne every planet to house life ever has always had a first guardian)
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)01:47 No.20767378
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    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)01:49 No.20767423

    Ok, so this would imply that there are multiple civilizations throughout the universe. How does one civilization get chosen as the one to play SBURB? Or do many civilizations play and it just grows out from there? Then why is there such a close connection between the humans and the trolls? You'd expect that the trolls created many civilizations throughout the human's universe.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)01:49 No.20767424
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    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)01:50 No.20767440
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    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)01:51 No.20767458
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    >Implying that John is a homosexual
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)01:51 No.20767473
    Skaia rolls a die, then picks from a list.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)01:51 No.20767476
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    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)01:52 No.20767492
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    >> torpidSearcher 10/25/10(Mon)01:55 No.20767552
    For all we know, all sufficiently advanced civilizations could be playing Sburb at the same time.
    The only connection between the Trolls and the humans apart from the obvious creator-creaté relationship is that the kids were the ones to ruin the Trolls session.

    I would imagine that other civilizations in the Kids universe are either pretty similar to earth, or as similar to Alternia as earth is.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)01:55 No.20767553
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    >> NotAnon !Frz2YYuFcA 10/25/10(Mon)01:55 No.20767557
    This isnt that bad
    Help its better than last night when they were dumping Writerfag porn and Super8ad stuff
    Talk around it
    everyone else is
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)01:56 No.20767569
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    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)01:57 No.20767597
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    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)01:58 No.20767611
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    Well, if you can't beat em'...
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)01:58 No.20767612
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    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)01:59 No.20767623
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    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)02:01 No.20767660
    I'm in the mood for theories and references

    Jade has a nightmare turns her crazy the Little monster movie ending might be how the kids meet LE

    Nick Cage had a cut on his arm and eye in Con Air
    old news but I'd like to know what you know.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)02:02 No.20767667
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    >> ObscuredArtisan 10/25/10(Mon)02:02 No.20767671

    So... Does anyone want me to draw something? 'Cause I don't have anything else to do, and this thread clearly is not going anywhere...
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)02:02 No.20767678
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    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)02:03 No.20767685
    Anything but gay porn.
    I prefer Terezi.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)02:03 No.20767692
    Some sollux and feferi would be nice.
    >> NotAnon !Frz2YYuFcA 10/25/10(Mon)02:03 No.20767700
    Though you Homoposters could certaily dial it back a bit.
    Post a comment with the gay, huh?
    thats brings on the whole 'infinite universes playing sburb thing' though I guess that works just fine for english
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)02:04 No.20767706
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    doing wathever
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)02:05 No.20767719

    I would be interested in seeing someone else's take on Casey fighting Noir.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)02:05 No.20767729
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    Nepeta and Equius doing the fast ball special
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)02:06 No.20767732
    draw dave fighting john with terezi and vriska in the background laughing
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)02:06 No.20767733
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    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)02:08 No.20767762
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    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)02:08 No.20767763
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    I requested this earlier, but I'd like to see John and Vriska, maybe sitting at a couch somewhere, just sort of nerding out while watching Nick Cage flicks. The rest of the cast could be there too, maybe making snarky comments.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)02:08 No.20767772
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    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)02:11 No.20767804
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    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)02:11 No.20767820
    To expand on your idea, how about a halloween special? The kids're watching Wickerman, and John and Jade are distressed at the bees in cage's ass. Rose and Dave share an exasperated sibling glance.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)02:13 No.20767842
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    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)02:14 No.20767854
    Shit yeah, they could all be dressed in costumes too.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)02:14 No.20767856
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    >> ObscuredArtisan 10/25/10(Mon)02:15 No.20767865
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    Wow that is quite a few ideas. I'll see what I can do with these right now.


    I'll try this one out too. I did do something a little like it some time ago.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)02:15 No.20767878
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    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)02:16 No.20767882
    John in a slimer costume or a Freddy Savage costume
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)02:16 No.20767884
    A fix of troll Soldiers and drone robots marching in front of the banner of the Alternian Empire.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)02:16 No.20767894
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    that's all
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)02:19 No.20767935
    so, are you like the "maggie" of homestuck? Because it's starting to look that way.
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)02:24 No.20768004
    this thread will die soon but hopefully the person who took our request will post some of their work in the next one good luck drawfag.
    >> NotAnon !Frz2YYuFcA 10/25/10(Mon)02:25 No.20768014
    What page are we on?
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)02:31 No.20768099
    >> NotAnon !Frz2YYuFcA 10/25/10(Mon)02:37 No.20768184
    thats not so bad
    >> bearNecessities 10/25/10(Mon)02:38 No.20768196
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    let keep this thread till we get to at least 10.
    >> NotAnon !Frz2YYuFcA 10/25/10(Mon)02:42 No.20768269
    Thats what I always do
    Barring imagelimit
    So do you think seeing English will give Karkat the plan to switch sessions?
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)02:43 No.20768274
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    well this thread blew.
    >> ObscuredArtisan 10/25/10(Mon)02:48 No.20768381
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    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)02:53 No.20768443
    now draw nepeta
    >> NotAnon !Frz2YYuFcA 10/25/10(Mon)02:53 No.20768446
    It wasent that bad we acctualy disscussed some shit and had some art done
    Its certaily not as bad as last night
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)02:56 No.20768496
    new thread time?
    >> NotAnon !Frz2YYuFcA 10/25/10(Mon)02:58 No.20768527
    are we past page ten?
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)03:02 No.20768598
    Page 6. It'll take another 2 hours probably to reach page 10
    >> NotAnon !Frz2YYuFcA 10/25/10(Mon)03:04 No.20768621
    I dunno then
    I won't bitch at ya
    this threads molases anyways
    Just link it
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)03:08 No.20768712
    >> Anonymous 10/25/10(Mon)03:09 No.20768732
    new thread
    >> bearNecessities 10/25/10(Mon)03:12 No.20768779
    only on 7. stay.
    >> ObscuredArtisan 10/25/10(Mon)03:18 No.20768887
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    I did draw this a while back.

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