HOMESTUCK GENERALOld Thread>>20759875Well this update was a bit of a disappointment. Bet we switch right back to John
There's a new SBaHJ guys
>>20764323the big mans about 2 WRECK SOME HAVOC. . . .
>>20764313Sweet first post >>20764272Needs to be Vriska: Spread the word of your newfound love
>>20764323Oh god yes.
Alright Dave this is getting kind of weird.
the big man wants to take a TIME OUT
So guys, SBaHJ comics are supposed to represent goings-on in the Homestuck world, right? THE FUCK DOES THIS NEW ONE MEAN?
>>20764516it means Hussie wants a break
Anyone know where I can find the soundtrack?
>>20764516>So guys, SBaHJ comics are supposed to represent goings-on in the Homestuck world, right?WhatNo
>>20764541I honestly think Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff sometimes takes more ingenuity than Homestuck.
>>20764541Man hussie has been taking breaks all over the damn place. Ever since he moved to 413 it's just been break after fucking break
>>20764516THE BIG MAN = KarkatAIDS
>>20764516Dave is gay, so he is dealing with gay issues. Duh.
>>20764565I was under that assumption since they're Dave's mental blocks.
>>20764597IT ALL MAKES SENSE.
>>20764589Yeah. And there's another convention coming up, too.I guess once he got a taste of the "not-in-you-room-all-day" life, he just couldn't go back to hermitage.
>>20764598No Dave is dealing with is brother's latent homesexuality.Dave clearly loves him, but is afraid that all his but sex wil give him aids; leaving Bro unable to provide for Dave and will result in him being tooken away to a foster home.Obviously.
>>20764589this means flash next.considering screetime, i expect jade's ascend.
>>20764651You always go back.Always.
>>20764677Bro only has sex with puppets. Puppets can't... I mean I don't think... can puppets have AIDS...? They didn't cover this in Sex Ed oh god
>>20764589Maybe because he's moving?
>>20764681you mean Enter
>>20764651Dude, that is bullshit, do you have any idea how cool it would be to live in the Hermitage?
OKAY GUYS:Someone is pretending to be me on pesterchum. I am not on right now.
>>20764677anyone else getting broken thumbnails everywhere?
>>20764700He already moved, that is done, that is overwe are HERE now.
Okay look Hussie:If you're not gonna update the comic at least answer formspring questions. Those are awesome. Also I have a question that is burning to be answered so just do it.
>>20764681But we haven't heard anything from Jade since she fell asleep again. In an entire flash dialogue-bereft flash, she is going to wake up and run through the whole entry nonsense with John?
>>20764681But we haven't heard anything from Jade since she fell asleep again. In an entire dialogue-bereft flash, she is going to wake up and run through the whole entry nonsense with John?
>>20764723>Not registering your handle
Guys what ifGuys, listen.What if Sweet Bro andGuys, put down the chips for two goddamn seconds.Now what if Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff was just - wait now hear me out - was just supposed to be funny?
>>20764790What are you, an idiot
>>20764687no place like home
>>20764790But... nah. I mean... naaaah. You're crazy.
Writerfag quit going offline you fucker
>>20764790It's not JUST that. Have you seen Dave's room in Derse?
>>20764790Nah bro, it's an intricate study of the fucked up mind of Dave Stider. I thought we all already agreed about this? Keep the fuck up.
>>20764790I thought all of them were just supposed to be funny. Only ones if know that tie into the comic are Stairs and Nacho Party.
Andrew Is The Best Troll Anonymous 10/24/10(Sun)23:53 No.20764678>Lack of updates has nothing at all to do with how I may or may not be presently spending my time. There are factors beyond my control.>No further elaboration!
>>20764790>>20764824Yeah. I could've written it off, but everyone scribbles their worries on their walls. Everyone. And now this has to be updated or something I guess. Someone dissect #19, quickly!
>>20764755I don't know about the past few days, but I think he was too busy fucking with people on pesterchum tonight to bother updating....If that was actually him.
>>20764789What is that and how do I do it. Unless the other person did it already
>>20764856It's Dave reacting to Karkat so obviously coming on to John.
>>20764852wait where was this posted
>>20764870It wasn't. I checked the IP and it was from Spokane.
Guys. I don't know what to make my handle.Oh man what a huge decision this is.
>>20764905That's the obvious, you gotta dig deeper, really pull some bullshit from thin air and make some mIrAcLeS.
Damnit just got here from /tg/. Did I already miss all the vriska fun?
Because Hero Mode was due.
>>20764966SBaHJ time now, Vriska later.
>>20764896You go to Pesterchum's irc and register it there. Basically you ghost your handle and kick whoever is on it off. The writerFag handle has to be offline though. It might not be the best thing to talk about it here, because chances are someone here is on your handle and could possibly register it before you!
>>20764979I am ok with this. Need more of those saved up anyway.
GUYS GUYSHOLD ON A SECOND. I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING ABOUT THE BIG MAN!HIS CLOTHES, THEY'RE ALMOST...Geromy-like
>>20764936ohwell that's a little disappointing
>>20764936/psa/IRC lets you do that. Note to trolls: Pesterchum just got 100% more serious.
>>20765020The Big Man Hass being Geromys father has been head canon for a while now
>>20764978FUCKIN' SAVEDWoo! Now draw me more things. >:D
>>20765051No more troll harassing then.
>>20764978Your other hero mode was better.
It looks like a FRONTAWAYS CHAIR to me
>Having AIDS or getting married would be so much more exciting than the reality. So can we finally drop all this "Hussie is fucking [insert webcomic artist here]" bullshit?...and also he doesn't have AIDS. Vital information.
>>20765090No. My shoulder is hurting now. No more tonight. S:3>>20765113Technically, THIS was my first hero mode, not that one.
>>20765148how fucking dare you
classic Hussie > new Hussiepic related
>>20765164Oh good, now I can seduce him safely.
>>20764962Ok, well. The whole time out thing means this is taking time off from talking about Bro. Now... this is possibly Dave being worried about Karkat hitting on John (notice how both The Big Man and Geromy wear yellow?) But I think this is something else. Maybe AIDS does not refer to Karkles' gayness, but to this human disease called friendship? Is Dave worried about the trolls? Possibly Vriska killing him? Maybe he's worried that Karkles' jealousy is going to become serious enough to hurt his friendship with Terezi?
So, have we seen just about every character represented in SBaHJ except Rose and Jade?Sweet Bro - BroHella Jeff - DaveGeromy - JohnHass - John's DadMom - Mom
>>20764990Let's say I want to register my own handle. Where is this IRC channel
>>20765178I see dicks in that pictureI GUESS I GOT BRAIN PROBLEMS
>>20765205...Dude I was not serious
>>20765164>...and also he doesn't have AIDS. Vital information.Thank God I was losing sleep over that
>>20765178>haha Garfield you scamp>wonder why there are pen marks all over>wait looks like drawin->MY FACE
>>20764990Where do I find Pesterdhums IRC?
>>20765167Well then GO LAY DOWN AND PUT SOME ICE ONE IT. >:O
>>20765206Perhaps because Hussie does not want to show what Dave's feelings towards them are?
>>20765133How did we creep you out this time?
>>20765164No, don't you see? He said he wasn't "getting married." Why would he say that if he wasn't already in a relationship?He wouldn't.You cannot stop this, friend.
>>20765334That's not WriterFag
So... is Dave really gay? I mean, it seems to be what his comics are implying, but I have to wonder what this will all lead up to.
>>20765133If you ask for attention from 4chan, you sure as fuck will get it.
>>20765334You all are creeping the whole board out.
>>20765334Dude, WF topless.:I
>>20765294on the #tymon channel?Or is there another one?
>>20765394You don't have to be in a channel to register nicknames
>>20765391But isn't WF's gender ambiguous?Or are they like Vivec?
>>20765394No, that one will work. Just sign on with a handle that's not yours.
Someone post that one old book Hussie destroyed with his doodles.
>>20765361I think it would've been funny to echo 'i am not a homosexual' by having Dave turn down Terezi with 'i am not a heterosexual' but that looks unlikely now. It's probably just people reading too much into things, but can you really blame them, being fans of Homestuck? You pretty much HAVE to read into things too much to understand.
>>20765394WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP.IRC VIRGIN ALERT.
>>20765429wait why not mine?
>>20765441>dat imageHahaha hahaha oh wooowwww.
>>20765448Because it won't let you register it if someone is on your handle on the irc, pretty sure at least. >>20765441 As this guy says, I'm basically an IRC virgin too.
I suddenly feel more intelligent than everyone in this thread.
Still less creepy then Kanaya mannequins.D34L W1TH 1T WR1T3RF4G
>MSPAChan is down>Hear about this "413Chan" as a temporary replacement>Go there>Parody of that Vriska Pregnancy thing, only it's Jack Noir knocking up Equius>It's longer>And even more horrifyingDear god I hate this fandom.
Can someone post that image that sums up each act? I'd greatly appreciate it.
>>20765486Yikes, I understand now.Pic is my face when I saw it.
>>20765562I think you need to relaxI think you need to kiss the girl.
>>20765293If only it was that simple, mon petit fluer. S:C
I warned you about spinning w8bs bro!!!I told you dog!
>>20765619=(Seriously, it's a parody.Parodies are not supposed to be as fucked up as the fucked up thing they are fucking up.
>>20765205...uHHH,Well if no one has anything to add... should I put it onto Davehasissues.png...?
>>20765589Christ, again?In before spoiler whines, yadayadayada...
Okay, so that pesterChum conversation with Hussie, from the last thread? I was bored, so I read it aloud.http://vocaroo.com/?media=vDTYSQMBRe26ch2P3I really tried to emphasize the size of Hussies lips and their effect on the way he speaks. Actually, it came out sounding a lot like Richard Nixon.
I'm beginning to not love /co/.I'm going to bed.
The problem is that Hussie hides hidden meanings in his work all the time, but not every bit of Homestuck has some hidden reflection of a character's secrets. Hussie has foreshadowed with ridiculous or very unnoticeable pieces before, and thus his fans try to analyze every single particle in search for an answer. Sometimes someone will call a twist, but mostly, these are just imaginative ramblings with no actual footing. You can't blame them though.The ones I see most often are SBaHJ and Rose's birthday letter to John. There have been dozens of different "revelations" about the REAL meanings, but in actuality, we've got no evidence at all besides "Hussie's done shit like this before."
>>20765665Thanks! I just wanted to see how far behind I am.
God damn people, we actually get an interesting update to talk about, and five minutes later you're all back to circlejerking.Can we PLEASE discuss how Dave's affinity for cocks will be a game-changer for the rest of the story?
>>20765667You realize that we have heard Hussie speak before, right?
>>20765649And now we have parodies of parodies parodying parodies. It's a giant circle-jerk of shipping, fetishes and perversion.
>>20765670Maybe it's partly 'Well a vocal majority crippled Tavros, if I keep talking about how gay Dave is and how much Rose loves John, he'll make that canon too'?
>>20765670That was like half an argument, and I don't even know to what. What were you trying to say?
>>20765669But we love you, writerFag!so delicious
So last night we were having a wonderful discussion of horrible troll anatomy based on the infamous Vriska fic.Vriska has a spinneret in her ass.Aradia has wool pubes.Sollux has two dicks.Nepeta is a hermaphrodite with barbed feline penis.Equius has a horsecock.Anything else?Also, so you don't forget: Anonymous 10/24/10(Sun)05:21 No.20746711>>20746668Hermaphrodite Nepeta getting her barbed dick stuck in Vriska's 'spinneret' after a session of attempted anal rape. My job here is done.Anonymous 10/24/10(Sun)05:37 No.20746808>>20746711AC: XOO < IT'S STUCK!AG: You stupid 8itch!AC: X(( < Let me just try to get it ouuuuuu-AG: 88888888GH! STOP PULLING! I H8 YOU! I H8 YOU!
>>20765562correction:>I FUCKING HATE BIIGURUshe`s the one who drew that pic with all the male trolls lookign like kids fucking each other in a giant pyramid as welli wish that fucker would just stop makign things godDAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMN
>>20765729Not really an argument, more of an observation. I was trying to divert the thread from turning even further way from actual discussion.But who am I kidding, we all know where this road leads.
Im registeredThanks worthless protoplasm
>>20765771You've never been laid?
>>20765709You could not possibly fathom the vastness of the shit that I do not give.
>>20765771Tavros used to have a bull's dick, but that got cut off with the rest of his legs. Now he has a vibrator where his penis used to be.
>>20765667Fuck the human species. In the nose.
>>20765804)(e)(e, )(ave fun, notAnon! 38)
>>20765771Eridan has a prehensile dolphin wang
>>20765709And seen him get punched into trash cans by a vampire
>>20765804No problem.And I hope we learn what happens to people when they sleep after their dreamselves die in the next update.
>>20765771wowif theres any thing these thread could do without its this
WOW.these threads are getting god fucking awful.im so glad i dont go to you guys often for homestuck related shit.you're getting as bad as MSPAchan in your own fucked up way.you guys need to shape the fuck up.
>>20765842I'd rather talk about trollsex all day then look at another goddamn piece of writerfag fanart.
>>20765848I believe it is the lack of updates.We saw something similar to this during the other hiatuses.It's... creepy. The only thing that saved us last time was things like the MNC Cartoon Show Discussion, and other similar concepts.
>>20765814That reminds me, does anyone have that picture of Terezi (no idea why or if it's her but whatever) sitting on Tavros' vibrating robot legs?
>>20765784Well then yes.I hate her.
>>20765899Last time we went a-waifufagging.Can we do that now? Please? ANYTHING but this.I'll start. Vriska is my waifu but not really. I love her with all my heart but not really. I act like I have no life-u but not really.Fuck.
>>20765669Ok this is serious, writerfag has always loved /co/! You guys are breaking her!
>>20765899THEN FUCKING DO SOMETHING. i donno.brainstorm something fun that DOESNT creep the fuck out of everyone and in turn makes everything grant thinks of us true.
>>20765848The first half of the last thread was a cute thread. there's still hope.
>>20765899I remember the last time that happened. Nothin' but porn dumps for an entire week. It was horrible.
>>20765938come now don't you loooooooove vriska?
Can we, you know, talk about SHIPPING or something? Jesus, it'd be better than this shit.
>>20765899>>20765938>>20765948>>20765950Noted.Very well, this topic is now about the Alternian Empire.We will call it that because it sounds cool.So what is it like, some sort of twisted Imperium of Man? Vast biological starships spanning the skies, waging war on other worlds?What happens to a troll's Lusus as they get older, do they become the fighting companion?Do they have some awesome catch phrase or something like that?
>>20765667>Nixon what are you doing?
>>20765848yes, this is getting crazy. I would quite enjoy some plot speculation right now. Anything other than continue down this path of clusterfuckery we are currently careening down.
>>20765670>Anon: Attempt to salvage thread.While this is true, I think with things this plot relevant, it's perfectly natural to look for deeper meaning. SBaHJ has a large presence in HS, and is arguably more popular than the comic itself. To not discuss its possible importance would be stupid. Same goes for Rose's letter, in a different way. We've grown to know Rose very well, and her struggling to be open in her letter speaks volumes. Are we supposed to just ignore this character development? No, in-depth analysis was inevitable, and Hussie knows that.
>>20766000I always imagined the fleet being split into three major parts.The first part is all the army and military crap.The second part is the bureaucracy, like, those in charge of Imperial Drones and such.And the third just things up names for the other two.
>>20766000I still say it's GRUB FOR THE GRUB GOD.Also horned space marines.
>>20765886But that isn't even troll sex. Its excues for people to make fucked up porn to troll these thread with.I mean jesus guys, this is the GOOD place to discusshome stuck. I know the hiatus thread can get wacky but this is a little too far.Last time it was a week and i never got this bad.Can we talk about the update or SBaHJ please?WHothinks we're gonna get another fakeout with this update? he starts to show what Karket sees on prospit then then switches to, I dunno Casey and we follow her for thirty pages.Also how does the latest SBaHJ fit into the "SBaHJ is Dacves repressed feelings about his life" theory?
I just realised Dave had a blog.http://dstrider.blogspot.com/
We need to abstain from making Homestuck threads EVERY DAY.They should only really be made when there's an update.These shenanigans are a direct result of boredom and having nothing to discuss.
>>20766031If you can't take the heat...STAY OUTTA THE KITCHEN.
>>20765848Honestly, forcing threads when there's nothing to actually talk about was a terrible idea. Homestuck Generals for the sake of Homestuck Generals just encourages meandering tangential fanfiction bullshit. You're running yourselves ragged.
>>20766055>space marines can't see it happening, trolls don't give a shit about fashion, and the Spess Marheens love to put a bunch of little shit on themselves.I sort of imagine them like roman legions, and sort of like how Skaia was, swords and bows next to giant complex mile high walkers and laser rifles.
>>20765950shit fuck i knowmake a /co/ fan adventurethat was tried a few times and i know there are enough drawfags about.i donno FUCKING DO SOMETHINGoh look somethings happening already.maybe i should come slap some sense into these threads more often.
>>20766069>blog post about how shitty Dane Cook isI knew there was a reason Dave was my favorite kid
>>20765667Jesus god fuck.Nixon talking about his penis.
>>20766008>and Hussie knows thatDo you think he... expects it? Like, counts on us to over-analyze, so he can leave hints about things but still keep it extremely secret? This seems a bit silly, since if one person figures it out they're gonna tell everyone, but I just wonder... Hussie is really close to MSPA fandom, so does he... idk, I wanna say something like 'manipulate us' but that's obvious. Does he intentionally leave us teeny clues to MAKE us do what we do?
>>20766000Well most of the technolagy on Alternia of biolagical so the starship thing sounds plausible.And they are conquerers, but why?Maybe its like a Freiza thing and they wipe out planets for real estate.
This is where I draw myself as kawaii uguu with the accompanying textYOU ARE CREEPY MOTHERFUCKERS, SERIOUSLY. STOP IT DESU. <3
>>20765983My my! she's a8solutally skin and bones!!!!!!!!Perhaps you can give her something to 8ulk up on?
I always thought of them like the Vogons mixed with a generic space empire, except alot more bureaucratic.Except 75% of the fleet are all giant flying movie studios
>>20766061This post >>20765205 looks to be suitably over analytical. It got lost in the torrent of shit, though.
>>20766031And then we will stop any and all shipping discussion, rape fics, OTCs, basic grammar mistakes and attempts to theorize Troll reproduction.
WHY DOES HOMESTUCK ATTRACT ALL THE DAMN FREAKS I MEAN JESUS CHRIST
>>20766156Thread haltedeveryone stare at dat fine Feferi. Unf.
>>20766160it's the most destructive party that has been going on now for generations...
>>20766156>Fat Feferi>Not huge tits KanayaThis is wrong in all kinds of ways.
>>20766000Well they don't seem completely biological. More like biotech is the means, but not the ends. Like how their hives are built by worker drones, but the hives themselves are not organic.You've probably got vast shipyard-spiders spinning out and creating battleships constantly.
>>20766156why do so many people draw Feferi all thick like that?I'd imagine someone who can pull the dead body of a whale under their own power would be extremely athletic
I'd rather read a hundred rape pregnancy fics than listen to a fat stack of prudes jerking each other off on their high horses.Oh nooo porn oh nooo. Are we back in school or something? Why can't anyone just see and accept shit for what it is instead of kicking up a fuss like it's some federal fucking issue? Why are everyone such fucking frauds? in b4 everyone proves my point
>>20766160>THEY'RE GOING FOR TROLL-PIXAR STUDIOS>FUCK!
>>20766156I love this picture, but why do they not have bellybuttons. I love bellybuttons...
>>20766156I refuse to believe that a FLARPer would be so skinny.
>>20766284FLARP is live action, though. That's real.
>>20766124I'd say yes and no. I think Hussie intentionally drops us clues all the time, but we often take them wildly out of his original vision. Then, when he actually makes the reveal, people are so surprised they didn't see it coming with the clues right there in front of them. For instance, Rose's letter will almost assuredly contain something obscure about her character, but we have absolutely no idea what that could be. We can guess all day, and we may be right. But often we convince ourselves that something is "proof," and then that very same something is actually proof for an entirely different theory.
>>20766244I like this. All the troll production plants are basically giant beehives and similar.AND WARP IS DONE VIA... UH... ANTSWHY? BECAUSE FUCK YOU.
>>20766272trolls are born as pupas so thus they are tied into the insect family I guess.
>>20766160They conquer planets in order to build more theaters and hope to find some inspiration for shorter movie titles.A quest of futility on the latter.
>>20765667RICHARD NIXONWE MEET AGAIN
>>20766256Always with this questionDeep sea diving, so it's insulation. Blubber. Fit swimmers (Nepeta-esque) are built for speed only; thicker swimmers are built for endurance. Feferi would definitely go for the latter. But hey, canon sprite is not very detailed, so you can probably make up whatever bullshit you want for her to look how you want... wwhat a great wwaifu.
>>20766340They have an entire regiment dedicated to semicolon placement.
>>20766244Actually, based off of that, maybe the vast bulk of the Alternian army is just drones while the Trolls themselves receive the powerful and useful equipment to do specialist operations and lead the armies.
>>20766256you're thinking of, like, speed swimming or somethingFeferi is mainly a deep sea long distance endurance diver so it makes sense to have some kind of bulk against the intense water pressure and insanely low temperatures
>>20766332Ants? Come on we can do better.Warp-wasps.Warsps.They sting time and space until it dies and then the fleet travels through the corpse.
>>20766256>>20766237If you look at Feferi's Dream Sprite, you'll notice that it is noticeably smaller than her regular one.All of the dreamselves show you without any of the faults that you have that you don't want, Vriska has her Vision Eightfold, Tavros has his legs.... and Feferi... is thin.
Advance or a8scond, advance or a8scond!!!!!!!!
>>20766160>alot more beurecraticArent vogons all beurocrasy though?and being as violent and gene opsessed as they are it seems to make sence that they are VERY milatarisic and bloodthirsty.ya know threshsecutioners and all that.
>>20766398>If you look at Feferi's Dream Sprite, you'll notice that it is noticeably smaller than her regular one.What? No! Really?
>>20766382That might be.I mean, how hard would it be to create an Imperial Drone? The majority of the Empire could be run by biological monstrosities. Which is probably where the troll race's mind-control ability comes into play, manipulate the minions and such.
Post your sburbitars.
>>20766398I dont remeber that at all
>>20766407>Arent vogons all beurocrasy though?....Ooo me head.But yeah, they're even MORE bureaucratic.
>>20766124More like "fuck with" than "manipulate", but yeah. That was exactly what he did with Karkat's blood.
>>20766428Huh... I can kind of see it... but I wonder if that's just because I want to see it now?
>>20766396>They sting time and space until it diesThat's stupid. I like it!
another thing to talk about.nestbound.its awesome.its short.but its awesome.talk about it.
>>20766398Virtually all of the dream sprites are like that. It's just because the prospitian/dersian clothing is more form-fitting or something.
>>20766072>They should only really be made when there's an update.I dunno, isn't that essentially saying people shouldn't be allowed to discuss something if they don't happen to be here the exact moment it's brand new or whateverI mean I'm not so sure "CONSTANT THREADS ALL DAY ERRY DAY REPEATING THE SAME CONTENT" is good policy but "never unless there's an update" seems too restrictive
You bastards know this happened to you.
>>20766382But that would still make the Empire fucking massive.Seriously, at least several billion people, why would you need that many people for special operations?
>>20766480How about you link it so we know what the fuck it is so we can talk about it.
>>20766502Her eyes look like big angry gnashing teeth from the thumbnail.
>>20766530I'm not proud of it, but... yes, yes it did happen to me
>>20766471Everyone looks thinnerI think its just the contrast dood.
>>20766530Of course. Dem implied chitinous labia, man
>>20766530Of course I fapped to it. I fap to everything.
>>20766502Are you okay? You look kinda depressed.captcha: cognomenReletives?
dumb goth shitworst art in the world
>>20766550http://www.mspaforums.com/showthread.php?32488-Nestbound!-%28Or-Kaz-and-Rae-s-bugs-come-out-to-play!%29&p=4171293#post4171293inb4 "BLUH BLUH THEY ARE AWFUL FUCK THEM YOU CANT MAKE ME GO THERE FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH"
>>20766530I can defeat that a thousand times over.I do hope you enjoy cake~
>>20766614Haha, look at that smug motherfucker
>>20766597I wonder if anyone got an actual puppet fetish from Homestuck.
>>20766545Yeah, I thought of that hole. It could be that drones work in conjunction with regular troll soldiers to boost troop numbers and lower actual troll casualties. Depends on how expensive creating a drone is.
>>20766618Man, why are these bug characters so endearing?
>>20766404GOT SOMETHING BETTERCounter
Why are you>>20766502And you>>20766407Not on pesterchum? :C
>>20766598No, it's just that I can't sleep because the clocks will eat me the clocks will eat me the clocks will eat me the clocks will eat me....
I say we just eschew all discussion whatsoever and post fanart.
>>20766663Well, if the Alternian Empire is as vast as Hussie says it is, then there must be a ton of drones going around collecting buckets.Which may mean they're not very expensive at all.
>>20766651Nah, I've had a puppet fetish since like foreverDifferent kind of puppet thoughNot a convenient one to have a fetish for considering it needs like three dudes just to move
You now realize the reason Homestuck hasn't been updating is because Andrew is the sole reason for 50 300+ post My Little Pony threads.
>>20766723why does this make sense
>>20766545Why would the size matter?I mean all the adult go offworld once they're mature enough, and they go on to fight for the empire.Besides maybeitsnot just specialists, its generals and strategists and the like. think the Star Wars Empire
>>20766723Oh god, Andrew you sick fuck
I'm pretty annoyed that I don't have any more Vriska damnit.
>>20766723Hussie you bastard
>>20766398We've seen Feferi in hero mode. She's a rail.
>>20766723>implying Hussie's adoration of horses also applies to poniesPonies are devilish, conniving monsters filled with nothing but hate and a hunger for flesh.
>>20766793Hero mode also tends to forget details like eyes and mouths. I don't think it's going for accuracy, but style.
>>20766813And noodle people are totally in style. Just ask CLAMP
>>20766708how about.. crappy mspaint drawings
>>20766813Build is still represented, that's how we were shown Equius was pretty jacked for 6 sweeps old.
>implying andrew likes horsesAndrew fucking hates horses.Everything he does that is related to horses is done out of sheer SPITE.Which is fine. Horses are stupid and psychopathic.
>>20766813It still takes bodytype into consideration. Compare Mom, Dad, Bro and Grandpa Harley for example.
Besides saying that adults go off-world there was never much discussion about the space-faring abilities of the Alternians. And a lot of the references to militaristic societies were still pretty low-tech. I have a hard time seeing the galaxy-wide part of the empire.
>>20766723Circumstances beyond his control, eh?
>>20766895I was thinking that, since the Trolls game fucked up where they were meant to become super powerful players on Earth, the reason for Alternia's empire is because of a few PC's roaming the galaxy at the head of an army of Alternians.
Sweet, an update at last. With luck, this will lead us into why past-Karkat is asleep. And how it relates to the destruction of Prospit.I personally am hoping for some more updates today. Or atleast that we get more tommorow.
>>20766909H3H3H3 R3D 1S SO D3L1C1OUS!
>>20766895The one planet we saw of the empire was where the god that would kill them all if sufficiently disturbed resided. They may restrict development of that world in particular.
don't mind me guysi'm just gaying up your thread
Okay seriously guys, I post in like every Homestuck thread I see but there's a point at which even I realize this has gotten a little ridiculous.I mean, come on. How many threads do we really need? I guess it's not as bad as eight billion Pony threads at 300+ posts, but still. I like it just as much as you guys, but I think we need to just calm down and take a breather here.
>>20767212I've made my point with this image. S:3
>>20767173>>20767185>>20767197>>20767207OH BOY.just what we didn't need. more porn.
>>20766614>see picture>Tavros has vibrating robot partsWhy are you guys making me schlick to Tavros.Why.
No more homestuck. No more ponies.STOP IT
>>20767212Dammit man we're trying to stop it, or at the very least swing it towards relevant and non-weird discussion.Seriously, more Alternian Empire talk.Didn't Hussie say all planets with sentient life get a First Guardian? And if the trolls conquer other planets, does that mean there are other First Guardians and other Sburb sessions?
dave would totally bone himself
So, uh. Any idea why crows flock to Dave? Or is there just a lot of crows where he lives?It's odd because we see a bunch of crows at the apartment even when Dave was a baby.
>>20767259Quit getting mad at popular things people like to discuss.
>>20767285He's a closet furry.And also he would prototype his sprite with a crow.
>>20767285They follow Dave, because like him, they crave the CAWk.
>>20767285There's lots of crows in the cities. I remember looking up once and a solid wave of the damned things passed overhead for no less than fifteen minutes. Literally a half a kilometer wave of nothing but crows passing overhead for a quarter hour.Given they like high places and dave lives on the top floor of a tall apartment building it's natural they're in there a lot.
>>20767285Crows are usualy symbols of death, though I wouldnt put it past hussie to attach an alternate meaning to them.
>>20767279I would hazzard the quess that only planets with either an actual final purpose, or planets where life orginated, get a first guardian.Mostly because guardians are (generally) not just mysteriously created, they have been around for a long, long time. So I don't think, for example, that colonized planets would have a first guardian. (Unless we are dealing with MAYOR pre-destination shit, adne every planet to house life ever has always had a first guardian)
>>20767279Ok, so this would imply that there are multiple civilizations throughout the universe. How does one civilization get chosen as the one to play SBURB? Or do many civilizations play and it just grows out from there? Then why is there such a close connection between the humans and the trolls? You'd expect that the trolls created many civilizations throughout the human's universe.
>>20767424>>20767403>>20767378>>20767359>>20767341>Implying that John is a homosexual
>>20767423Skaia rolls a die, then picks from a list.
>>20767173>>20767185>>20767197>>20767207>>20767229>>20767283>>20767302>>20767322>>20767341ANON.I SERIOUSLY FUCKING HATE YOU RIGHT NOW.I WAS TRYING TO STEER THIS THREAD IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION.BUT FUCKING NOOOOOOOOOOOOTHAT COULDING HAPPENING BECAUSE YOU HAD TO SHOW A 13 YEAR OLD BLOND KID FUCKING EVERY GUY A OVERWEIGHT 17 YEAR HOLD HAMBEAST FANGIRL CAN FUCKING PENCIL IN.I HOPE YOU'RE FUCKING HAPPY.YOU HAVE JUST HELPED TO RUIN ANOTHER FUCKING HOMESTUCK THREAD WITH A GAY PORN DUMPBECAUSE THAT IS THE CUTEST FUCKING THINGI AM LITERALLY ON THE FLOOR D'AWING MY ASSHOLE BACKWARDS OVER HOW FUCKING ADORABLE AND ENTERTAINING TWO 13 YEAR OLD BOYS AREHAHAHAHA HAD'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW
>>20767423For all we know, all sufficiently advanced civilizations could be playing Sburb at the same time.The only connection between the Trolls and the humans apart from the obvious creator-creaté relationship is that the kids were the ones to ruin the Trolls session.I would imagine that other civilizations in the Kids universe are either pretty similar to earth, or as similar to Alternia as earth is.
>>20767492This isnt that badHelp its better than last night when they were dumping Writerfag porn and Super8ad stuffTalk around iteveryone else is
Well, if you can't beat em'...
I'm in the mood for theories and references Jade has a nightmare turns her crazy the Little monster movie ending might be how the kids meet LE Nick Cage had a cut on his arm and eye in Con Airold news but I'd like to know what you know.
Uh...So... Does anyone want me to draw something? 'Cause I don't have anything else to do, and this thread clearly is not going anywhere...
>>20767671Anything but gay porn.I prefer Terezi.
>>20767671Some sollux and feferi would be nice.
Though you Homoposters could certaily dial it back a bit.Post a comment with the gay, huh?>>20767552thats brings on the whole 'infinite universes playing sburb thing' though I guess that works just fine for english
>>20767671I would be interested in seeing someone else's take on Casey fighting Noir.
>>20767671Nepeta and Equius doing the fast ball special
>>20767671draw dave fighting john with terezi and vriska in the background laughing
>>20767671I requested this earlier, but I'd like to see John and Vriska, maybe sitting at a couch somewhere, just sort of nerding out while watching Nick Cage flicks. The rest of the cast could be there too, maybe making snarky comments.
>>20767763To expand on your idea, how about a halloween special? The kids're watching Wickerman, and John and Jade are distressed at the bees in cage's ass. Rose and Dave share an exasperated sibling glance.
>>20767820Shit yeah, they could all be dressed in costumes too.
>>20767763>>20767729>>20767719>>20767706>>20767692>>20767685Wow that is quite a few ideas. I'll see what I can do with these right now.>>20767732I'll try this one out too. I did do something a little like it some time ago.
>>20767854John in a slimer costume or a Freddy Savage costume
>>20767671A fix of troll Soldiers and drone robots marching in front of the banner of the Alternian Empire.
>>20765667so, are you like the "maggie" of homestuck? Because it's starting to look that way.
this thread will die soon but hopefully the person who took our request will post some of their work in the next one good luck drawfag.
>>20768004What page are we on?
>>20768099Ohthats not so bad
>>20768099let keep this thread till we get to at least 10.
>>20768196Thats what I always doBarring imagelimitSo do you think seeing English will give Karkat the plan to switch sessions?
well this thread blew.
>>20768381Great!now draw nepeta
>>20768274It wasent that bad we acctualy disscussed some shit and had some art doneIts certaily not as bad as last night
new thread time?
>>20768496are we past page ten?
>>20768527Page 6. It'll take another 2 hours probably to reach page 10
>>20768598I dunno thenI won't bitch at yathis threads molases anywaysJust link it
>>20768732only on 7. stay.
>>20768443I did draw this a while back.