no one cares

slowpoke.jpg

Banp. Old thread is dead

>>20759893

CUTE THINGS CUTE THINGS CUTE THING

>>20760167
It's quite obviously a slowpoke preforming autofellatio and tricking its training into sucking its tail.

S CUTE THINGS CUTE THINGS CUTE THINGS

WHAT

DID SOMEONE SAY CUTE

yes we need cute

BECAUSE I THINK I HEARD SOMEONE SAY CUTE

Nom. Nom. Nom.

Did someone say cute?
'Cause this is just adorable.

BAMP

why is the update taking so many ages?

>>20760407

>>20760408

BECAUSE HE'S TIRED, OR SLEEP-DEPRIVED.
ONE OF THE TWO.

>>20760440

or maybe hes just lazy

BECAUSE ONCE SOMEONE SAYS CUTE

FUCKING FLOODGATES MAN

so fuckin kawwaii desu

wwould be my lovving wwaifu wwho wwouldnt betray me evver

>>20760481
Stop crushing on yourself Eridan

IT'S LIKE A MAGIC WORD YOU SAY

WHEN YOU WANT TO SEE CERTAIN THINGS HAPPEN

>My objective was to only post this one page after a long pause so that it would be excessively analyzed.
HUSSIEEEEEEEEEE

>>20760481
Is that writerfag?

This thread is going to last like 20 minutes
THis is fine

>>20760514

thats his excuse on being a lazy ass

WHEN THAT WORD IS SAID, THERE IS A COSMIC ITCH

THAT DESIRES TO BE SCRATCHED

Fuck this shit. I read the entirety of Act 5 in one day and now I want to type like all the trolls, but I know I'd look like a total jackass. GOG DAMMIT

YOU CAN ONLY SCRATCH THAT ITCH

WITH SOME MOTHERFUCKING CUTE PICTURES OKAY

>>20760564
Get pesterchum, bother the shit out of the people who use the real trolls' handles. Fun outlet

>>20760564
It fades in a few days. It's happened to us all.

>>20760564

now enjoy waiting for an update like one week until hussie decides to make his fucking job (drawing this comic is actually his job)

Here's my OC. I was going to post this in the old thread with the big complete image of the OCs.

HEY GUYS, ANYONE UP FOR SOME PESTERCHUMMING? IN CHARACTER ONLY PLEASE XD

MAN THAT WAS AN UPDATE WORTH WAITING THREE DAYS FOR

>>20760564

including "gog damn" in your sentences is not a good sign

you will become the homosuck

>>20760564
Read All of writerfag story.
http://s828.photobucket.com/home/writerfag/allalbums

That will stall you for a little.

>>20760653

im still hoping that hes just bothering us and not actually made us wait 3 days for nothing

Fuck off, twats.

>>20760686

dont read that shit, writefag is poisoning homestuck threads

IT'S LIKE I'M SHITTING MILES OF CUTE SNAKE

TO HUG THE D'AWW OUT OF YOU

CUTE THREAD

HELL YES

Thread needs moar geekyTaurin, preferably doing something cute.

Coming this Spring on ABC...

>>20760776
no
nonononono
for fucks sake this entire fanbase here is getting worse and worse every time I turn around

am i kawaii?

uguu

I CAN DO CUTE!
I CAN DO IT ALL DAY LONG!

>>20760706

HELLO GRANT, NICE TO SEE YOU HERE.
YOU CAN NEVER TRULY GET RID OF MATTHEW PATEL?

>>20760776
No thread ever needs more terrible OCs.

TAVROS, RUN

I sure hope that I am not unwelcome in this cute thread just because of my handicap.

>>20760828
...Wow. How the fuck did someone manage to make 'anonymous in bed with the Homestuck kids' adorable?

>>20760878

PURE MAGIC

>>20760872

>disability

girl don't even start with that word

>>20760848
who

>>20760706
This fits the theme, even. Thank you, grant!

>>20760917

YOU.

>>20760878
breakfast heals the wounds of the night before

but the sinful memories remain

>>20760872
Piss off.

Oh man, you guys want cute? Here it comes.

Wait a second

IT ALL COMES BACK TO CUTE

IN THE END

>>20760947
oh boy i bet this is really cute

>>20760947

holy shit, didnt noticed how suggestive that phrase was

WTF is this Harry Potter bullshit.

ADOOOOOORABLUH

>>20761023
fuck off

>>20761009

I FUCKIN LOVVE HARRY POTTER

I want to dedicate a song to Grant Moronson some day.
That day might be sooner than you think.

All hail the great Grant Moronson

>>20761023

I'm gonna need some more towels.

>>20761023

stop that shit

Adorable

>>20761023
I still have yet to see a shale ogre shitting on this person

:33 < "fantrolls"? oh! so we can do different species versions of ourselves? that sounds like fun! like a cultural exchange!

Troll rape sure is confusing!

Being a kid is hard and nobody understands.

this thread is going into a horrendous way, this is why /co/ hates homestuck, so many sickening fanshit

>>20761135
>/co/ hates homestuck
What /co/ do you go to

:33 < and here's the suit i wear fur fun when i think no one is watching!

>gently apply lipstick to Vriska's stomach

YOU MERCILESSLY SLICE OPEN HER DISTENDED STOMACH WITH YOUR CHAINSAW

>>20760637
image saved.
But here the deal.
I want no more fan shipping or OC fan art.
That shit should only be done once a week, not every day.
WE ARE THE LOW TIER!
I like you guys but you need to know your place.
I want back the picture spamming/ bad theory.

KABOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!

>>20761174
>Bad Theories

MY THEORY IS THAT KARKAT SMOKES CRACK

HURRRR DURRRRR I CAN BE RETARDED TOO GUYS

god damn fuck you all i'm going to +4chan

Insert emo poem here.

>>20761095
There were 3 different posts of that in the last thread!

And that's all we have for now. Artist hit a bit of a block and is unsure how to conclude this.

repeating my request sorry

Equius as colossus doing the Fastball Special with Nepeta dressed as Wolverine, on a FULLY FORMED IMP. Nepeta is thrown so fast she circles the planet/land while going STRAIGHT through the Imp making it look like swishcheese when she comes to a halt she's nothing but a skeleton BUT THEN she pops back to normal with a *pop* sound effect then she and Equius High Fives GOD I wish I could draw this. Also her costume POPs back to.

>>20761321
Is this a thing that has been done in a comic? Because it sounds AWESOME. I wish to see it.

>>20761308
Not enough

>>20761361
I actually did my own request but I lack the equipment to show people it.
it hasn't happen YET wish someone would draw it.
and here's a pic to help

>>20761174
Are you writing a fan adventure with are oc's?

>>20761174
Once again we are on the same page bN
But bitching about it, will only encorage it.
What you must do is disrtact from it with more favorable topics.

>>20761427
I would love to... it would have to be humans, though. Trolls sure are weird!

Cute thread? I AM READY.

I love pesterchum
-- tereziismyWife [TW] began pestering gallowsCalibrator [GC] at 6:32 --
TW: Terezi I am home now and looking very handsome
TW: also my shirt opened?
GC: 3W
TW: GC: OOOH MR T3R3Z11SMYW1F3 OOOH
TW: GC: SWOON
TW: GC: L3TS DO 1T >:]
TW: Yes.
TW: An I will leave my trollface on.
GC: NO, 1 D1DNT S4Y TH4T!
TW: MEANWHILE IN A 20 MILE RADIUS OF THE EVENT
TW: Karkat...raging!
TW: CG: AGH MOTHER OF FUCK RAGE RAGE HEART ATTACK SHIT
TW: Tavros turning...gay!
GC: WH4TS G4Y >:?
TW: aT: oOOOH MR, uH, tEREZIISMYWIFE,
GC: 4LSO YOUR3 S1CK >8Y
TW: It was amazing.
TW: <3
GC: BL4R >XO

>this rape and pregnancy thing that's being posted

oh gog what

>>20761464


A minute later, I got this.

-- gallowsCalibrator [GC] blocked tereziismyWife [TW] at 6:38 --

Just finally read this for the first time and caught up. Now I'm fucking depressed that I have to wait for updates. But what the hell was with this update? One panel that pretty much does nothing? I thought Hussie updated every single day with several pages. At least that's what he did with PS. Did he change this?

>>20761497
>>20761464
You are the best, you know that.

He's being lazy.

>>20761528
It's a segway, obviously. We're about to shift scenes and the mystery is: "into what?"

>>20761464
fucking brilliant

Do it to all of them

F U C K

O F F

>>20761553
He had better show us Karkat's dream because fuck he has been dangling that in front of us for like a month now.
Also Lord English.

>>20761434
Good plan, Is anyone else expecting an act that follows the story of the guardian's past more closely?

>>20761570
go complain about the overwhelming amount of /a/ threads on the first page
there are at least 3 that aren't the sticky
at least this is /co/ material

>>20761553
Well, that makes sense. Though from what Act 5: Act 2 is done, I'm going to make a guess that we'll be moving to a troll's history with Jade. Since the whole act has gone from Karkat and Vriska's relationship with John, to Kanaya's relationship with Rose, to Terezi's relationship with Dave. We haven't seen Jade in forever.

>>20761570

GRANT
YOU LOOK LIKE YOU NEED A HUG

Alright, so long as we're dragging this shit out here's my OC.

He's a complete idiot that fails at everything except being a game breaking munchkin, which causes everyone to hate him. His inventory system is such a clusterfuck due to said munchkinning I refuse to go into it.

>>20761528
>STAND BY
>Posted on 20 Oct 2010 by Andrew

>Might be a couple days before I can get more pages up. I offer neither excuse nor explanation!

He ain't updating, he is doing something else.
Because he has a fucking life and he deserves it.
Your regularly scheduled stream of ungodly updates will resume later.

Also, Fuck you and fuck every single dipshit who thinks andrew should be updating instead of whatever the fuck he is doing.

>>20761606
ignore him he's going to do shit regardless.

>>20761464
>>20761497

Anyone know the name of the font used for the names of the planets?

>>20761651
Carima

>>20760604
Wait a sec. New guy who just finished catching up on HS for the first time here. Pesterchum is real? Please explain.

>>20761689

Its a fan-made thing.

>>20761689
Someone on the forums made a real-live version of the client.

>>20761627
yes yes Let us all ignore Mr. Grant for the moment and just read this >>20761321 I want this Jackhammered in to your mind.

>>20761442
Just get writerfag to do it. S/He is very good cannon fodder & just amazing.
The only problem is how do we get him/her to agree...

Also, I made this

>>20761714
>Implying it wasn't already when Neperine was first introduced

-- karkatismyWife [KW] began pestering carcinoGeneticist [CG] at 6:47 --

KW: Karkat I am home now and looking so handsome
CG: WHAT.
CG: OH GOGDAMNIT.
KW: also my shirt opened?
CG: NOT THIS SHIT. DON'T YOU FUCKING START THIS SHIT.
KW: CG: OOOH MISTER KW OOOH SWOON
CG: GO BACK TO HARASSING TEREZI, YOU ASSHOLE.
CG: WHAT NO
CG: I DIDN'T SAY THAT.
KW: CG: LETS DO IT ASSWIPE
CG: NO
KW: Yes.
CG: THOSE WORDS NEVER LEFT MY CHUTE.
KW: And I will leave my trollface on.
KW: MEANWHILE IN A 20 MILE RADIUS OF THE EVENT
CG: OH GHRIST.
KW: Terezi huddling in a corner!
KW: GC: OH GOD TH4T W4S CR33PY
KW: John turning gay! (but not for you)
CG: DAMN STRAIGHT IT WAS CREEPY
KW: EB: oooh mister karkat is my wife ooooh
CG: AND THAT IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS, ASSWIPE.
KW: IT WAS
KW: AMAZING
CG: NO.
CG: THIS NEVER HAPPENED.
KW: That's what just happened, bitch!
KW: IT
KW: WAS
KW: FUCKING
KW: AMAZING
KW: <3
CG: NO IT WAS NOT.
CG: OH MY GOG I FEEL DIRTY NOW.
CG: UUUUGH.
KW: You know you liked it.
CG: THAT WAS DOWNRIGHT VILE
CG: WHO THE FUCK DO YOU EVEN THINK YOU ARE?
KW: They call me heartbreaker.
KW: 8)
KW: Til next time, babe.

--

Troll squicked: GC, CG.

>>20761770
THEN WHY?!
Why has it YET to be made!?!?

>>20761791
You are my fucking hero.

>>20761791
>Anonymous' face

>>20761791
Keep going and screenshot all of them for future reference.

>>20761791
Amazing.

>>20761673
Thank youuuu

>>20761464
>>20761791
More, hurry, before word gets around and you get blocked! do Equius

>>20761852
There really aren't alot of trolls on right now.

>>20761791
Awaiting more.

captche: wickedness. haha

>>20761791
You son of a bitch.

Shit, only two trolls on right now. Going to see if I can do kids.

Hey guys, let's talk about quality characters.

Geromy's my favorite, right next to Eridan.

>>20761949
AT and TC are on, if I'm not mistaken.
I'm talking to TC now even.

>>20761962
What the hell, how do those two characters even compare?

Geromy is so much deeper than Eridan, putting them in the same sentence is almost insulting.

>>20761949
Do the canon kids and troll just converse in-character all the time?

Just curious in case I'm ever bored

UPDATE
>CG: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING TO HAPPEN ALREADY
>You'll find out shortly.
Scratch/Karkat OTP

>>20761978
My pesterchum must be acting up. Neither are on for me.

>>20762002
Yeah

>>20761978
>AT
oh lord

iT KEEPS, uHH, HAPPENING,

>>20761993
Fuck you.

-- tavrosismyWife [TW] began pestering adiosToreador [AT] at 7:3 --

TW: Tavros I am home now
TW: And I am looking so handsome and also my shirt opened?
AT: uHHH, wHAT,
TW: AT: uHHH, OOOOHHH mR TAVROSISMYwIFE OOOOH,
TW: at: lETS UHHH, dO IT,
AT: oKAY YOU'RE JUST WEIRD,
AT: sORRY,
TW: Yes. And I will leave my trollface on.

-- adiosToreador [AT] blocked tavrosismyWife [TW] at 7:5 --

Poo. Tavros I thought you were gaaaaaaaay!

>>20762087
>TW: Yes. And I will leave my trollface on.
>-- adiosToreador [AT] blocked tavrosismyWife [TW] at 7:5 --

PFFT ha ha ha ha

Is someone saving these somehow? because these are amazing

>>20762142
I've got the log of the cg one in my PC folder. I'm guessing this anon is pastebinning these too.

uh and by "these" i meant

>>20761791
>>20762087
>>20761464

Gamzee is probably too chill.

http://tindeck.com/listen/ejps

BLUH BLUH What's going on in this thread.

>>20762164
Agreed.

>>20762185
No one cares about voice acting when there's CHUMTROLLING to be done

>>20762185
Oh fuck

You're a guy.

>>20762185
You were so much more adorable when you were just a picture.

Homestuck voice acting confirmed as the reason we can't have nice things. :'(

>>20762185
You sound fat.

>>20762185
see
>>20760776
>>20761023

The chillest.

-- gamzeeismyWife [GW] began pestering terminallyCapricious [TC] at 7:11 --

GW: GAMZEE! I AM HOME NOW!
TC: WhOa, HeY bRo.
GW: And looking so handsome and chill motherfucker.
GW: Also I left the oven on?
TC: oHhHh MiStEr GaMzEe Is My WiFe.
GW: Lets do it.
GW: And I will leave my chillface on.
TC: AiGhT bRo.
TC: *sPaCe OuT*
GW: Meanwhile in a 20 mile radius of the event.
GW: Eridan...going honkwild on faygo!
GW: CA: oh man feferi wwhat did i evver do to deservve this
GW: Nothing else happening!
GW: ...
GW: It was pretty cool.
TC: It WaS mIrAcUlOuS.
TC: :o) hOnK
GW: Shit brother. Honk.
TC: HaHa ThAt WaS mOtHeRfUcKiNg FuNnY.
GW: Yeah man. Totally.

>>20762272
Yeah? Well what are you gonna do for a face when the monkey wants its bum back?

>>20762341
Never change, /co/

Never change...

>>20762321
Goddamn, that motherfucker must be approaching critical chill mass.

>>20762321
At first I was saddened he went along with it, but it actually kind of makes it better.

Dammit. Now I'm pretending to be a troll on Pesterchum. With a speech quirk and everything. Fuck. Fuck. How did it come to this?

>>20762321
>at 7:11
Do they sell faygo there

>>20760637
Did I see this guy on the troll wiki?

>>20762374
GIVE IN TO THE FAGGOTRY
just don't do it on facebook or anything and it doesn't really matter

>>20762321
>at 7:11
Shit, you went to 7:11 to chill with gamzee?

>>20762375
They do sell Faygo at 7/11 now, actually!

moar geekyTaurin being adorable plz

>>20762374
Which one?

>>20762420
Kpax, make up your mind, bro.

>>20762416
HOLY FUCK, FAYGO IS A REAL LIFE BEVERAGE

>>20762416
sweeeeeeeet.
But I have quiktrip nearby which is cleaner

>>20762420
How about no.

>>20762439
Moar pictures, less voiceacting

>>20762451
... you didn't know that? Juggalos love it.

>>20762451
WoAh FoR fUcKiN rEaLs

ShIt MaN

>>20762430

Not even a preexisting quirk. I'm swapping out words for their homonyms and skimping on the punctuation. Fuck this shit, I shouldn't sully /co/ with my faggotry.

>>20762420
http://tindeck.com/listen/ocql

You rang? S:3c

Faygo isn't that great

>>20762451
Nah, I was just surprised because I never seen it at my local 7/11 until like last week. Colorado does have a fuck ton of Juggalos though, sadly.

Faygo is the official drink of Insane Clown Posse. Do not drink it.

>>20762451
Yeah it's made in Detroit. Rock and Rye is the best.

>>20762451
Yes. Drunk by "Juggalos" Fans of the Insane Clown Posse who are pretty much Gamzee's gods.

>>20762473
some of the flavors are actually pretty good
but otherwise it is really just an underwhelming soft drink

>>20762491
That is you, slut.

>>20762473
Oh my God, there was an extra joke in Homestuck that I've been missing THIS ENTIRE TIME.

>>20762185

>>20762510
That means Gamzee created his own gods

>>20762231
You see by being fanatical about it. The chances of it being made have now decreased by at least 20%

>>20762491
Aaaaaaaw cuuuuute

STOP LYING

So do you guys think Hussie will update again tonight?

>>20762491
Aaaw, I still want to give you a big hug. :3

>>20762491

>>20762579
He better. I did not put up with the last 3 days of fucking atrocious hiatus threads for a god damn panel of Karkles sleeping.

>>20762596
1T W4S 4DOR4BL3 >:[

>>20762596
>karkles

http://tindeck.com/listen/xnjt

HEY GUYS CAN I GET HUGS TOO?

PLEASE?

oh god pay attention to me

>>20762491

better...

:/

Gamzee is currently on pesterChum as being angry...

>>20762596
>karkles
Cankles

>>20762491
Oh my god. You actually are female and young.

You drew all that. Wow. Sad.

http://tindeck.com/listen/xnjt

ilu zig

>>20762616
Zig what are you doing

Go back to making more metathreads so we can replay them in our actual threads

>>20762630
Technically I'm 9 Solar Sweeps. S:3c

>>20761321
ain't I A stinker!

>>20762626

All the Trolls are Rancorous all the time to say
"Hey look over here, trolls in the house".

>>20762616
That is SO FUCKING kawaii desu

>>20762596
You sound a little frustrated.

>>20762650
I can't I'm too busy being propositioned for homosexual sex. :(

>>20762701
Wait, aren't you always? How do you ever get anything done

>>20762616
Zig confirmed for voice actor of the year all years

>>20762701
Oh, so you like it when I squeeze your little ballsack, don't you?

>>20762630
I'm sorry, you were saying?

>>20762670
Wonderful

>>20762491
>>20762185
>>20762616
SHUT the fuck UP you sound like a GODDAM pokeman

assomon

>>20762718
Oh god.... n-not too tight, not too tight!

>>20762760
Also because I'm feeling in the mood for a tavros Mini dump.
Anatomy, what is it and where can I spend my boonbucks on it.

>>20762664

9/(6/13) = 19.5?

>>20762791
ARE YOU A WIZARD

HUGS PLEASE?

I AM A SEXY TROLL UGUU Q,Q

LOOK I HAVE A BUCKET ON MY HEAD O////O

http://www.mediafire.com/?lnndvsl88n4l44h

So where did our pesterchum bro go?

I know he didn't run out of trolls because I see AA, AC, and CT all still online

>>20762829
>CT
I don't think I have ever wanted a conversation between a roleplayer and a troll more.

>>20762825
What a waste of download bandwidth :/

>>20762825
You.
I like you. S:)

>>20762883
I thought GT was your waifu, what's the matter? Are you afraid of accepting her for who she is?

>>20762890
This is where you find out i'm the hug anon.

-- nepetaismyWife [NW] began pestering arsenicCatnip [AC] at 7:40 --

NW: Nepeta I am home now and looking so handsome
AC: :33 < um...
AC: :33 < wife?
NW: and also my shirt opened?
AC: :33 < whats a wife?
NW: (You'll see :33)
AC: :33 < um...
NW: AC: :33 < ooooh nepetaismyWife ooooh *AC swoons*
AC: :33 < little cr33ped out?
AC: :33 < how do you know my name?
NW: AC: :33 < lets do it :33
AC: :33 < do what?
NW: Yes. And I will leave my trollface on.
AC: :33 < um...
NW: MEANWHILE IN A 20 MILE RADIUS OF THE EVENT!
NW: Cats exploding!
NW: Meoooooow *boom*
NW: Kanaya turning straight!
NW: GA: Oh Mister Nepeta Is My Wife Oh
NW: It was amazing.
AC: :33 < the end?
NW: Yes.
AC: :33 < ooh la la
AC: :33 < *swoon*
NW: *gasp*
AC: :33 < ive s33m that picture before!
NW: *GASP*
AC: :33 < its not like us trolls dont have internet!
AC: :33 < i mean
AC: :33 < come on!
AC: :33 < it just took me a little while to catch on X33

DAMN?

Guys.GUYS.
I have done 95 of those wierd page screenshot things I make. SINCE THE SECOND WEEK OF SEPTEMBER. I love you guys THAT MUCH. I also love this picture a whole bunch as well >>20760481

>>20762969
Nepeta you suck, go back to drawing on walls in blood.

>>20762938
I was expecting someone more girly from a huganon.

>>20762969
wait
what picture

>>20762992
you should get that count up to 100

>>20762999
The Nepetas on pesterchum are an 11 year old and a 13 year old. Yeah, they both suck.

>>20762825
>>20762616
>>20762491
>>20762185

ALRIGHT YOU COCKY COCKS
Get out of the way, I'm hopping on the back of this turnip truck.

http://vocaroo.com/?media=vf1RwDEbnXROHPj3N

-- equiusismyWife [EW] began pestering centaursTesticle [CT] at 7:46 --

EW: Equius. I am home now and looking so handsome.
EW: And also my shirt opened?
EW: CT: D---> Oh yes EW, Oooh. I am swooning.
EW: CT: D---> Tell me to have se% with you.
EW: Yes. Lets do it.
EW: And I will leave my impossibly highblood text color on.
EW: Meanwhile, in a 20 mile radius of the event:
CT: D --> What is this what are you doing
EW: Lowbloods being equals with highbloods!
EW: aT: uHHHH HIGH VRISKA WE ARE EQUALS OK,
EW: AG: Yes Taaaaaaaavros we are!
EW: Karkat turning....wait, he already was. Eridan turning gay!
EW: CA: oh mister equiusismywwife oh
EW: It was amazing.
CT: D --> This is disgusting stop this
EW: You will play along and agree that is was amazing this instant.
EW: It was AMAZING. Got that?
CT: D --> This is revolting
CT: D --> What is wrong with you

>>20762825
Adora8le

Also look what someone drew for me of me! in b4
>implying writerfag sleeps

I liked it when that one Anon told us about his black gangster friends that read and shipped Homestuck, and we all started talking like black people.
That was fun.
Can we do that again?

wwriterfag is my wwife

>>20763186
Somebody's ego is showing...

>>20763146
Grant?

>>20763154
What a shitty equius RPer.

>>20763146
Kpax, you made me laugh till I hurt my gut.
Just for that.
I'm drawing you Hero Mode Atarri. :3

deeewd, lets post our chumhandles!

>koalaApocalypse

>>20763237
That time, yes. I was showing off. >>20762992 That time was just out of amazment of how much stuff I've done.

>>20763238
No, this one
>>20762825
Is probably grant.

>>20763154
YES THIS IS GOING TO BE
kind of a let down. God damnit Equius player.

Whats the specifications for pesterchums.
I'm too lazy to compare them all.
Are they nounVerb or advectiveNoun?

>>20762416
Where do you live? I've never seen Faygo in LA, we have Shasta.

>>20763207
I think I might have caused that whole shenanigan by replying like a nigger to his post

>>20763238
NOPE

>>20763318
Colorado. It's 0k

>>20763301
wordWord

I mean hell notAnon's handle is notAnon. Canon-wise, who gives a shit.

Dear Writerfag;

Please do something based on the following image's blood swapped trolls.

P.S. Thanks for all the good shit so far.

>>20763289
Yeah, it seems like some of these roleplayers kinda suck.

>>20763247
YESSSSSSSSSS
This is the best day ever. :D :D :D

>>20763325
I liked it.

>>20763301
wordWord

This popped up in a thread last night, someone has to write fic for it.


Anonymous 10/24/10(Sun)05:21 No.20746711
>>20746668
Hermaphrodite Nepeta getting her barbed dick stuck in Vriska's 'spinneret' after a session of attempted anal rape. My job here is done.
Anonymous 10/24/10(Sun)05:37 No.20746808
>>20746711
AC: XOO < IT'S STUCK!
AG: You stupid 8itch!
AC: X(( < Let me just try to get it ouuuuuu-
AG: 88888888GH! STOP PULLING! I H8 YOU! I H8 YOU!

Writerfag you have no shame any more, correct?

So Pesterchum bro, are you going to do AA/TA now?

>>20763335
I care about in canon! o:

What's the latest version of pesterchum?

>>20763318
I have both here in Arizona

Where to cop Pesterchum?

>>20763411
2.0

or if you use TinyChum, 1.4

>>20763398
In canon I don't think there's strict rules, either. There's ghostyTrickster, but also adiosToreador, and apocalypseArisen. None of them are really the same, so... I think wordWord would be fine, really.

>>20763272

You are not showing up on pesterchum writerfag don't you do that thing

>>20763341
Hoping the kids are better then.

-- zeugmatographicKrukolibidinous [ZK] began pestering andrewHussie [AH] at 6:4 --
ZK: COLOR >63,72,145
AH: Greetings worthless sack of bile. How are you today?
ZK: Fine, broseph.
ZK: And you, my embrybro?
AH: I suppose you are constantly refreshing that imfamous page while incessantly chatting with your retarded comrades, correct?
AH: This brief silence indicates that I was right on the money.
ZK: Wrong on both, brah.
ZK: Not refreshing MSPA or talking to any bros... any bros but you.
AH: In that case, I suppose you wish to suck my dick.
AH: Come on, you know you want to.
ZK: Nah man, I'm not a fag.
AH: That is what you tell yourself, yet the penis.
ZK: I don't think that makes grammer, brosideon.
AH: So sleek and enticing, a pinnacle of both aerdodynamic engineering and evolution, so to speak.
ZK: Hussie, man, I'm not gay.
AH: It's diameter perfectly suited to be grasped in the hand as it throbs, it's hard bulk seemingly soft to your senses.
AH: Oh yes, you are.
AH: You are now.
ZK: Now you're sounding like Ivan when he's drunk.
ZK: Only you talk about dick cheese less. :\
ZK: (bro)
AH: Oh, thanks for reminding me...the smegma.
ZK: Also phimosis
ZK: Why is everyone either green or blue, by the way? Honestly.
AH: It's stench wafts from the head, still partially covered in foreskin
AH: Oh, perhaps because of that load of bullshit I call the hemospectrum. But back to the topic at hand.
AH: The trails of odor contact your olfactory tissues, a jolt of pleasure travels down your spine.

--Cont--->

>>20763490
ZK: Broski, just want to let you know that this is tame compared to the normal speech I get.
AH: "Oh, Hussie's dick cheese!" you cry out.
ZK: Like, you're going to have to turn it up to 11 and then break the fuckin' knob trying to push it farther.
AH: Meanwhile you are being nailed in the ass by a pomeranian.
AH: And liking it.
ZK: Tonight I'm going to narrate this and it will be glorious
ZK: It will be the talk of /co/
ZK: Keep going, this is gold.
ZK: Brosmary
AH: "Ah, Andrew, your dog's penis seems to be inside of my rectum."
AH: "Indeed it is, zeugmatographicKrukolibidinous. Do you find it to be pleasurable?"
AH: "No, not at all. You would have to turn it up to 11 and break the knob for me to get off to this shit."
AH: "Very well then"
AH: At that moment the pomeranian increases in size, rivaling a great dane in girth. Your anus' sudden stretching causes tearing.
ZK: oh god you are a master of your craft
AH: Tears flow down your face, and as I am the god of empathy, I too begin to cry. The dog withdraws, having fullfilled it's task.
AH: "Mr. Hussie, why is the dog withdrawing it's monstrous phallus?" you ask, but the answer has already revealed itself.
Cont--->

>>20763490
Hussie doesn't actually use pesterchum, right?

>>20763519
AH: In the form of my own penis, 413 times the size of the aforementioned sausage.
AH: Your tears stop, your face locked in a permanent expression of pure shock and awe as you gaze upon it's holiness.
AH: Suddenly, it begins to glow. The light envelops us both, and but a moment later..
AH: We find ourselves in a dank, dark room in the top of a castle. Outside of the window, a dull sky is visible.
ZK: is dracula going to join?
AH: You look down at your own being and begin to scream, "Oh andrew, what hath thou done!?"
AH: Your skin is a pale gray, your hips...feminine. You are now Vriska Serket.
AH: Hoping to clear your mind with thoughts of my glorious phallus, you look up but instead of myself, you lay eyes upon a majestic stallion with a falming mane.
ZK: Shocking development!
AH: Tentatively, you climb on top of the stallion's back, rippling with pseudo-human musculature.
AH: With a mighty neigh, the stallion takes off! You two ride into the sunset and trample many a fantroll.
AH: The end.
ZK: This is amazing, and I thank you, sir.
ZK: Expect this to be plastered all over the internet by tonight.
AH: You are welcome.
AH: And now, I take my leave.
-- zeugmatographicKrukolibidinous [ZK] ceased pestering andrewHussie [AH] at 6:20 --

>>20763490
>>20763519
>>20763532
Jesus

>>20763490
>>20763519
>>20763532

>>20763490
>>20763519
>>20763532
Oh my god

>>20763490
>>20763519
>>20763532
Why did I even read all this.

so does WriterFag use pesterchum anymore

>>20763564
I just noticed Dave has little blush stickers in that

SO high dude

>>20763490
>>20763519
>>20763532
Oh hussie you dog

>>20763597
No, they're ironic gunshot wounds

>>20763490
>>20763519
>>20763532
Broseph, you were supposed to wait until the audio file came up. :\

>>20761427
Nope. Last thing anyone want to see is a story on us. I like to see it, but I can't bring myself to do it.

>>20761618
Everyone hates me because I'm saving the OC.
Jegus Christ, why?
Because this guy think it's worth a little bit of computer memory to save your Original crap.
Not because it good or so bad it makes him laugh. It's because time out of your life to draw a character that will lead people to hate you. And I like that. >:)

>>20763490
>>20763519
>>20763532
wait
is that actually hussie or not

So asking again..
Where to get pesterChum?

>>20763642
The Forums.

>>20763642
for fucks sake use google

>>20763632
I think it might be.

>>20763532
>>20763519
>>20763490

>>20763490
>>20763519
>>20763532

Oh My God What Is That Supposed To BE

>>20763659
You would be suprised how poorly that works.

>>20763519
>>20763490
>>20763532
>not one mention of Hussie's lips
what
am
i
reading

>this thread

>>20763723
Really now?

>>20763715
>>20763713
>>20763632
>>20763624
>>20763611
>>20763565
>>20763564
>>20763562
>>20763557

Yeah, force that enthusiasm.

>>20763723
It is literally the second link. I don't think you actually googled it at all.

>>20763740
>He searched pesterchum
>I searched pesterchum download
>I didn't even think to remove the word download
>Mfw

>>20763723

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=pesterchum+2.0

>>20763490
>>20763519
>>20763532
Well folks, that was your update for the night. Hussie's telling me to give you all his warmest regards and he's very busy.

For all your meta-meta-shipping reaction needs.

>>20763625
Oh there you are.
Here.
I don't even know why I spent more than 20 minutes on this

>>20763778
>Writerfag
>Healthy color
>Flushed face

Idon'tthinksotim.jpg

>>20763778
she is my wwife

wwe got married in one of her fanfics

>>20763778
Ok before I repsond to any of those other posts I want to say one thing.
MY SHIRT IS NOT LONG SLEEVED. I know it's a little stupid detail, but I'm guessing people are using other pics as a reference and the chain of error WILL KEEP ON GOING AND GOING

>>20763839
>Fame going to head

>>20763782
>loves dem balls

>>20763839
This is what happens when no one has arms!!

<:c I'm sorry.

>>20763839
i think it looks nicer

>>20763851
Specifying a type of shirt is ego?

>>20763865

>>20763778
>My face when they actually think writerfag is a girl and not a disgusting socks and sandal wearing man with long tangled hair.

>>20763899
Uh... yeah.

>>20763899
Shirt = Ego

Where where you when this was established man

>>20763872
Man, I totally appreciate any drawings people do for me (except THOSE drawings). I'm sorry if I'm being a jackass. :(

>>20763839
Sorry. I just went from memory.

>>20763909
>adult human tavros

>>20763906
Shut up you're not me.
I love balls.

>>20763925
Ok now I don't know who's actually doing what.
EVERYBODY: I'M SORRY FOR BEING A JACKASS AND I LOVE WHAT YOU DO FOR ME
writerfag <3 /co/

>>20763975
Wwhatever me.

Do people really care about tripfag fan characters

really

because if you want to do that, just go to the forums, or MSPAchan when it goes back up. Hell I think +4 has a thread for that shit now, even? Just... fanart of fanart of fan characters has to stop. It's pretty terrible, you guys.

I've gotta go work a seance in an hour and a half, but I think that gives me enough time to draw a something.

And here's my last picture, shamelessly reposted.

>>20763925
Not pale enough

>>20764022
>seance

She is a gh0st. She will n0t l0ve y0u.

>>20764019
No you fucking dingus.

We're doing it because it's funny. Ironically of course.

>>20764019

That's what happens when we don't get any updates for days...

And then get Karkat taking a nap.

>>20764022
I would like some Kanaya or Gamzee plz.

>>20764116
A dirt nap.

>>20764087
Ok obviously I'm not an irony ninja like you but it seems a little excessive. I know it's been a hiatus weekend but almost every thread the past few days has been about this.

>>20764178
Chill man. It's funny.

maybe you should go hang with my bro karkat since i believe he is a real person that you can talk too

BIG RESPONSE POST.
And just for good measure, here's the page I first upload early this morning for anyone that missed it.

>>20761748
I'm not doing anything with fan characters.
>>20763385
I have PLENTY of shame. I am very ashamed of the webs story.
>>20763477
>>20763578
I'll restart pesterchum, maybe it hates me right now
>>20763806
I'm actually not that bad today. Yes, I'm tired, but not super-legs hurt-want-to-curl-up-into-a-ball-exhusted like most nights
>>20763778
>>20763925
In case I didn't state it enough, thank you :)
>>20764019
I get the feeling you're talking about me. If not, I am EGODERP, protector of the night skies. I didn't make that yellow-shirted long-haired person as a character, that's just ME.

>>20760736
This is my favorite out of all of them!
Have a Slaaneshiwhore marine.

any chum online ?? i am trying this shit out..

>>20763340
I knew I forgot someone!
That's an interesting idea. I'll think about it.

>>20764165
Here have a shittscribble

>>20764261
therapeuticHarlequin

I can always use more people

Freaky fan version

Upbate....

http://www.mspaintadventures.com/sweetbroandhellajeff/?cid=019.jpg

the big mans about 2 WRECK SOME HAVOC

>From Andrew: This is what I've been working on for the last four days.

>>20764261
lunarTyrannus

I haven't been on in a while

>>20764387

>>20764319
Gotta love Gamz. Have a mirthful clown for your troubles!

>>20764332
Um what?

SWEET BRO AND HELLA JEFF UPDATED

HOLY FFUCK UPDATE

my pesterchum is acting up. CA (not eridan CA), that message was from me if you're looking at this thread and you got it

>>20764332
D:

>>20764387
okay shup up everybody this shit is a SERIOUS, issue

AAIIIDS

SHIT YEAH

>>20764332
We are now making parody waifu pictures based off a fan-fiction author and inspired by a creepy sexdoll that itself was based off of a meme of editing faces in the original comic.

We are at this level. What have we become?

Really, Dave? A comic about AIDS?

It's like you WANT people to think you're gay.

Someone made a new thread?

>>20764272

>NBA symbol in the corner

nah guys, it's obvious that this is like, one of those public service announcements or whatever.
NBA knows how much kids love Sweet Bro and hella jeff, so they're getting the Big Man to do a talk.

They shoulda gotten Geromy to do it though.

>>20764505
After reading
>>20763490
>>20763519
>>20763532
and remembering the Dave = Hussie theory, I wouldn't say that's so far-fetched

>>20764505
You mean people don't?

This is obviously in response to Karkat coming on to John. Dave is even MORE insecure about his sexuality than before.

Writerfag is this you?

i'm sorry.

>>20764503
It is like INCEPTION levels of meta.

Like the fucking meta-limbo.

>Lack of updates has nothing at all to do with how I may or may not be presently spending my time. There are factors beyond my control.

>No further elaboration!

>>20764618

>>20764618
theshitiputupwith.jpg

>>20764546
For those who missed it, new thread
>>20764272

>>20764165

Yeah, male model Gamzee or something.

OKAY GUYS:
Someone is pretending to be me on pesterchum.

>>20764807
thank you.
>bowing

>>20764861
and...?

>>20764861
Sounds like you need to register that handle.

You may be the first noncanon RPer to do that.