TG: i've come from the past, future, and present to tell you...TG: Homestuck General
very funny johngive me back my account before i ironically shoot you in the face with a lead pipeand some awesome beats culled from the center of alternia
>>20756072At least put TG or Dave Strider before the tripmakes more sense that way
>>20756049Hey, NotAnon, why are you using Dave Strider's tripcode? That's not really nice you know...
Have you saved your game yet?You should. just in case.
OH SNAP. NonAnon got CAUGHT.
Well, this thread is off to an awesome start.
>>20756049Did I go back in time in the future, or is this guy an impostor.
>>20756148>makes more sense that way>makes more sense>more sense>senseokay, who the hell are you and what did you do with real NotAnon?!!!
posers all of younot that im all that surprised, its really more surprising that its taken so long to see a bunch of imitators with shitty trips pop up
The next update will either be John awkwardly pestering Rose or Karkat's perspective from when he posted the memo, presumably from the future.
Look at what that vampire Hussie does to this poor girl.
Where's my Homestuck gore, /co/.You said there would be gore.
>>20756223>Implying I haven't had this trip for two+ days.
>>20756261ok, I know you had, now stop crying baby
>>20756230A third option: John and Dave having a brochat about girls.
>>20756280Homestuck threads are far too easily derailed aren't they?
I want to be a tripfag now, am I doing it right?
Scale of one to ten.How likley is for Rose to atleast atemptt to kill John?
>>20756257There. Now go. Hunt. Kill Skuls.
>>20756212It says it right there in the OP doodBut yeah lets get this rollinWe were on the subject of Trollmance before, anoyone wanna talk about that?
>>20756282Does it proceed to then evolve into homolust?
>>20756294no, it's just /co/ being trolled so easy>>20756295no, real tripfags use secure trips, because they imply anybody would bother impersonating them
NO, I AM GRANT MORO- ERRi mean i am dave strider
>>20756316Not really. Romance discussion always goes to shipping discussion. And I don't really hate to say it that homestuck shippers SUCK.
>>20756230I think so as well.
>>20756304It depends. If John and Vriska actually do get together, and she's still in her psycho state, I'd say it's pretty good.
>>20756304I doubt it. She isn't going *that* kind of crazy; their conversation so far has basically had her couching it as "making the best of our bad situation".I'd be more likely to bet on her blowing up LoWaS in a fit of pique.
>>20756348>Rose blowing up a planet with purple laser-like magicDammit, now I want this to happen.
>>20756326Okay am I doing it right yet?
It just dawned on me that Dave's eyesight is probably really shitty considering how much time he spends on those iShades or whatever they're called
>>20756304Rose killing John? 0%Vriska killing John? 50%, it depends on which timeline we're going to see.
>>20756223I was wondering if I sould get a tripcode....
hey is it just me or is this comic unreadable derivative bullshit?
http://tindeck.com/listen/oovsrequired in every homestuck thread
>>20756392Hey look the "Homosuck is shit" people are starting to arrive.
>>20756386>souldNotAnon is that you?
>>20756362You're almost there! Now you need to post troll ships and/or fanfics and you're done.
>>20756476I have never seen nepeta accompanying an actual update
So on the forums is it possible to subscribe to just Andrew's posts?
>>20756494Way to hate on your own moirail, Equius.You fucking elitist douche.
>>20756507>implying hussie posts on the forums
>>20756535An unspoiled Candy Corn Vampire?
>>20756494sorry, not falling for this
>>20756507Why?Most of his posts on the forums are gags anyway
you have 10 minutes
GUYS UPDATTE UPDATE
>>20756604ugh those linesfuck I ain't fallin for this I just mean DAMN that's so rough edged
Now you are aware that Andrew is not planning to continue with Homestuck anymore
what an oddly coloured update
4 FUCKING DAYS.4 FUCKING DAYS JUST FOR THAT ONE PICTURE?10/10, HUSSIE.MY IRECHELADDER IS OFF THE CHARTS
>>20756476i love you you damnable cat
just one page.:(
>>20756621Bro it's real.
Oh it's real
>>20756643It is rather off isnt it
>Asleep>On Prospit>Where Lord English isGUYSHERE WE GO>
>>20756604>>20756621>my face when actual updateFuck, justFuckThose colors are all wrong, I don't like the page at all. And only one!I still love Hussie anyways but this colorscheme on past Karkat is bananas
>>20756651He might post more pages soon right?
HAHAHAHA so many faggots trying to convince me Homestuck updated. BUT I'M TOO EXPERIENCED, YOU RED BASTARDS. I won't fall for your puny traps.
>>20756722okay don't check it
Fun fact - The black speech bubbles never meant anything.People thought they meant something bad.So Hussie made them mean something bad.
>>20756722No bro, it ACTUALLY UPDATED.http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004691
>>20756689Nope. Fucker's totally trolling us. Mark my words, that's gonna be his update for the weekend.
>Update that doesn't look like an actual updateClever...
Wonder why he didn't use black?
>>20756641And he moved to another city just to avoid mad fans who would raid his (old) house, knowing where he lives? Clever!
>>20756621You are now aware that's the exact same (edited) sprite used after Bro kicked Dave's ass, and Tavros was thrown off the cliff.
>>20756789>mfw he moved to area code 413
>>20756766It's much better actuallyThe face is still off a bit though. Like the features are all too small for the head
>>20756819>implying you will find him just by area code
well, actually the update is real, and not just real, but also pretty lame update
>>20756851See>>20756604>>20756609>>20756634>>20756643>>20756661>>20756667>>20756684>>20756738>>20756766>>20756787Damn that was more links then I thought.
at least he's wearing long sleeve shirts
Hey, maybe this means we'll find out what Karkat's dreaming about?
Everything Hussie does is with the pencil tool, right?
>>20756819But why?? How could he just up and do something like that?Hussie is oficially now a mad genius.
The next page better be an [S] for Jade entering the medium.Or an [s] of equal magnitude.
>>20756889Hey I like that Terezi.Did you do that Anon?
It seems Hussie just threw this together just to get everyone to shut up for 5 minutes.Oh well, I'll take it.
>>20756933[S] CANDY CORN VAMPIRE
>>20756933Act five has really been lacking in the flash department.Hussie, make something with Sunsetter already. Or Octooran Ragoon or however you spell it.
>>20756956That's what's bugging me. Karkat's chest is so.. square. And his hair is grey. And his shirt is flat. And
what does it mean
This is going to be the only update for the weekend.He's working on a flash and hasn't finished yet, but he said he'd update at the weekend so he made this one quickly to prevent LIES.Look into your heart. You know this to be the truth.At least I hope it's the truth.
>>20756987Gamzee = Jester
Sorry for interrupting the complaints about the new update, but does anyone have the image giving short summaries of each Act? It would help for advertising. I forgot to grab it out of the last thread.
Protip: The bubble is black because Karkat's dreamself is dead, so there's nothing happening while he's asleep.
Andrew Andrew Andrew ra-ra-raMake a [S]!!!!captcha: save randount
>>20757107In before cries of spoilers
>>20757107Blenders not benders
>>20757107Thank you. Who says HS threads can't be civilized?
stop posting that thing in-thread *please*we already have a pastebin link for people who want to read it
>>20757208Made my day.
Okay, so the update was meh.Any suggestions for the related picture& >>20756386third time's a charm
>>20757242isn't Tavros Prof. X?
>>20757293yes and no...
>>20757177Yeah... I'm gonna relink it.http://pastebin.com/BdtmhJB9Thing was a pin in the ass to post anyway.
>>20757242Fef's gotta be Emma Frost. come ON
>>20757242Kanaya as... Elektra? maybe Invisible girl?
Did bearNecessities put all the OCs together last night? I had work early so went to bed before anything was posted.
>>20757344Goddammit no, they will be a happy family with no rape and eldritch beings involved. :(Love the fic, by the way.
>>20757367But she dosent have anything in common with EmmaLike at allId say Namora for Fef but that feels like cheating,
>>20757455Pfft, she has no personality anyway, may as well shoehorn her into the Sollux/Aradia thing
We are going to see Karkat on Prospit seeing Lord English in a flash update.I CAN FEEL IT
Guys I fixed the perspective on today's updateNow it doesn't look like ass
>>20757515I can't imagine Karkat being too pleased to see English.Then again I can't imagine Karkat would be too pleased to see anyone.
I'm a huge faggotI could only imagine how angry and upset Karkat would get if he were all tiny and such, and that just cracks me up.Excuse the SHITTY NAIL POLISH LOL.Also FUCK that alpaca, how did it even get IN this picture.
>>20757525Now it feels like gamzee hero mode
>>20757525You're like the people who darkened up the screenshots of Diablo 3. What's the damn point?
>>20757561oh god noi see enough of these on deviantartstop now, while you're still ahead.
>>20757561I TOLD YOU DOGI WARNED YOU ABOUT MINI-TROLL BRO!
>>20757561Cute. It's not going to end in horrible mutilation, like half a dozen of those other paper-cutout-drawing-things do, is it?
>>20757561>tiny trollsNot that again....Also, this picture while cute, only reminds me of all the paper fairies guro from /b/
Sometimes I just lie in bed all day and languish and weep and gnash my teeth that we don't have computer-eyeglasses yet.It's the future, goddammit, I'd even settle for a pain-in-the-ass wire that ran down the back of my shirt into a big heavy brick of technology in my pocket if it meant computer-glasses.
>>20757639but how would you see where you were going?
>>20757617Oh no no, do NOT expect any more of these.This was a pain in the ass and I felt like a major idiot afterwards, but the concept of tiny-Karkat is what pushed me to post it.
>>20757663WE DON'T NEED EYES WERE WE'RE GOING
>>20757454>1.33 MBguh, cheers anyway. I laughed at grantMoronson
>>20757637Let's cut karkat cute little penis !
>>20757561well I like paperchild's (parerchilderen?) so its cute.Are you doing more.
>tiny trollsIT'S THAT TIME!SCALING SCALING SCALING.JACK WAS SCALED LIKE YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE.
>>20757639We do. Not getting them for a while, and it'll probably be "ONLY WITH SMARTPHONE LOL!".And then the geeks will come up with a fix so you can link it to your laptop or somethin via bluetooth.http://www.engadget.com/2010/09/17/brothers-airscouter-floats-a-16-inch-display-onto-your-eye-bisc/
>>20757639I am actually working on exactly that application.The idea would be that you buy a smartphone and a special peripheral of my own design, and there's software on it to make it work like a fully-functional low-end laptop, projected onto a pair of shades that you are wearing.Email me bro.
>>20757693This would be good if it were real.
>>20757454wow alot have been made by /co/
Welp, everyone's being a tripfag, so why not?Also, I'm willing to draw stuff. :D Any requests?
>>20757694>>20757701>only with smartphone lolSigh.
>>20757751Casey fighting Jack noir
Has anyone seen this series of sprite edits yet? Out of boredom, someone made an edit for what Kanaya would be like if she had a different blood color, and even wrote a bit of a story about it.https://docs.google.com/View?id=dgv9xcjq_178cx2q7fgz
>>20757768ThisAnd shes winning
>>20757751You better watch out for halfsnacks, dude.
>>20756963Octaroon Rangoon is Jack's theme. And I don't really want another psyche right now...>>20757107Why do you motherfuckers repost this without fixing it? Act 1 bluh bluh preteen boy. Why preteen?
>>20757766Sorry bro. I have a prototype that uses "real" laptop parts but couldn't think of any market for it other than people who want to be the future.
>>20757751Vriska and John nerding out over back Nick Cage flicks, while several members of the rest of the cast shake their heads and make snarky comments.
>>20757784Terezi-Kanaya = Troll Austin Powers
>>20757784>Kanamzee, all crunked-out on sopor piesWhy am I lolling? I don't know these feelings I'm feeling.
>>20757751Terezi and Vriska in the middle of an argument, Vriska just ripped Terezi's glasses of and shit is about go down.
>>20757813>be with the futureOh don't give me that bullshit. I have a lack-of-money-fueled kismetude with smartphones.
>>20757848If you don't have enough money for a smartphone you would not have enough money for the other thing, I guarantee it. We are talking about 500$ for *parts* here.
In case you didn't think Kanaya's life sucked enough, the same editor flushed out the setting where Kanaya had Karkat's candy red blood... and wasn't smart enough to keep it to herself.https://docs.google.com/View?id=dgv9xcjq_190htvp3xd4
>>20757873It's the service plans bro. I can't deal with the service plans.
>>20757891And here's the corrected Karkat edit
>>20757344Damn man, that certainly was a downer ending. Not bad though.
I am not a dude who is rich enough to ditch the family-plan and ditch his cheap-o cell-phone and get such as nice smartphone with actual features.My current phone is so awful that it works better for text-messaging than making phone-calls.
>>20757929He would still wear gray. Being dead set against the caste system is part of his I HATE STUPID SHIT personality, not a result of possible persecution.
>>20757915Oh. Well we'll just bundle it with a Nexus-One and leave it in wifi mode then. No phone calls, but on the other hand, no monthly fees for the calls you weren't making. ;)
>>20757891Dat fucking Tavros. I want it so bad.Also, futureglassesAnon, I sent you an email. I've got a blackberry Curve, so fuck yeah.
Hey, why nobody's flaming me?...guess it's time to stop posting for today
Should I get a trip?
>>20757985Fuck off, nooksucker.
>>20758002Nah. Normally I'm all for them, but people seem to be annoyed by them lately. Best leave it until the saturation dies down.
>>20758002See >>20757046Also, only get a trip if it bothers you that you won't get credit for this cool sprite work while as an anon.
>>20758002Yeeeaahhhh Feferi Frost looks actually adorable. Am I allowed to say 'it's probably not slutty enough' or will that get me a six solar sweeps reaction?>>20757985Because nobody cares
>>20758002You know you want it. Become one of us!!!
>>20758002namefagging is as far as I'll go
Disregard that I suck kocks
>>20758002The problem is, when too many fans of something start posting with trips, outsiders take that to mean that those are the only people contributing to the topic. Thus, they believe it is a tripfag circlejerk, and sometimes they're right.HS threads are reaching a critical mass of tripfags. No offense to you, but we'd probably be better off if you stayed anonymous.
>>20757891Empress Nepeta is fucking adorableI love it>>20758002OK so Feferi Frost os greatIll shut the fuckup
>>20757951Considering he also has to deal with what was formerly Vriska's Lusus, this Karkat may have other concerns.
Omg elfen lied and homestuck are my two fav things ever!
I'd settle for glasses that function as a camera and aren't enormous and bulky and obviously a camera.
inb4 everyone is asphaltLizard who sucks cocks
>>20758110omg rofl epic win doubles oh it's like i'm really on /b/ xDDD
>>20758115Elfen lied is shit.
Ok, I suck cocks and now have a trip
>>20758048>>20758030>>20758086>>20758057>>20758054IM SO FUCKING CONFUSED NOW!?>>20757046k
>>20757454I like how I posted mine only once and still ended up in this. Neat!
Would you buy troll books /co/?
>>20758086I never entirely understood the attraction for trips on an anonymous-default board. For artistic credit, go for it, awesome, but it seems like the rest is simply to make sure you know whose dick to grab in the circle.
>>20758180homestuck threads are pretty much circle jerks anyway
>>20758180hell, I stay as an anon specifically because of the art I sometimes crank out.
>>20758120AirMall has them
>>20758086>>20758086That's why I only post with my name when I need to. 80% of the time, I post as Anonymous.
>>20758176>The rest of the title is on the back
>>20758220disregard that, I suck cocks
>>20757768That basically had to be done.
/co/ I am home now and looking so handsome also my accent is pseudo-english?
>>20758180What do you mean? It's to establish presence, like one would on a named forum. Some people just don't like participating in discussion without benefit or true interaction.
>>20758222nah the rest is insidetroll book titles include the entire contents of the book
Oh hello there.
>>20758246HELL FUCKING YES
>>20758258Oooh australian guy ooohSWOONLets do it.
Ok Theory Time: John had a couple of movie posters in his room one will be the ending of the trolls the other for the game then the true ending is something else.But hey properly slowpoken
>>20758289Yes. And I will leave my accent on.
Von Fawn Lives There
>>20758295I was mulling over a theory kind of like that, that first Troll Movie Title that Karkat rattles off, was that describing the Midnight Crew? There was talk of unusual hats and many explosions.
>>20758346CG: OK FINE.CG: ONE THAT IS AMAZING AND IS A CLASSIC IS...CG: WHEREIN NUMEROUS VIGILANTES CONFRONT PERIL; ONE OF THEM BETRAYS THE OTHERS; (BUT IT TURNS OUT TO BE PART OF THE PLAN ALL ALONG);CG: SEVERAL ATTRACTIVE FEMALE LEADS PROVOKE ROMANTIC TENSION; FOUR MAJOR CHARACTERS WEAR UNUSUAL HATS; ONE HOLDS PLOT-CRITICAL SECRET;CG: 47 ON-SCREEN EXPLOSIONS, ONE RESULTING IN DEMISE OF KEY-ADVERSARY; 6 to 20 LINES THAT COULD BE CONSTRUED AS HUMOROUS;
>>20758289>>20758301Meanwhile, within a 20-mile radius of the event...
>>20758346He was describing Team Fortress 2
What happened to mspachan?
>>20758374So troll titles are a bunch of plot details and semicolons.
I seem to be missing something.
>>20758262yeah, and it's like our little /co/mmunity!NotAnon, Writerfag, Pilgrim, Spetz, Sivana, Massive Tool, Grant...should all die in a fire
>>20758438hostmonster is forcing 12x the normal amount to pay for it; in the meantime, http://www.413chan.net/
>>20758383Ugg boots - ripping!>Australian Guy!Men turning - blokey!>Crikey!It was amazing.the end
>>20758448You got your 15 minutes last night. Give it up.
So, Karkat's dream self talks to Lord English?
>>20758450THAT'S GOOD, CAUSE I FUCKING HATE SCOTT PILGRIM.SERIOUSLY, THAT GUY MURDERED LIKE 7 PEOPLE.
>>20758475>>20758363>>20758301>>20758289>>20758258>>20758236Wait, how much of this was actually Australian Guy?
>>20758441Troll Cinema is thousands of years old, they just ran out of good titles.
BY THE WAY, HAS ANYONE SEEN GRANT?HE SHOULD USUALLY BE HERE SAGING BY NOW.I REQUIRE YOUR ALT ART.
>>20758448Once was more than enough.
Who are the voice actors for Homestuck? The ones picked by Hussie or whatnot. Preferably with links if possible.
>>20758579>LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES (...).png)
>>20758448And then you got raped by dave.THE END.
>>20758561>implying you're not Grant>implying Grant isn't trolling some other board/thread right now
>>20758607NO! I AM GRANT MORONSON!
>>20758607NAW, LAST NIGHT I TOLD HIM TO LIVE AND LET LIVE, AND HE'S BEEN A LITTLE RESIGNED IN HIS SAGING ACTIVITIES.I TOLD HIM OFF; I DON'T KNOW WHEN HE'LL SHOW UP AGAIN.HE ALSO BLOCKED ME.
I'm willing to draw more if anyone's interested. In the mean time, have this.
>>20758631DRAW EQUIUS PUNCHING PREGNANT VRISKA
>>20758631Equius DOING THE ROBOT
>>20758600>implying anyone ever truthfully posts Nepeta_sounding_the_alarm.jpg.avi.exe.tiff.rar.wmv.mp5.nds.iso.jar.png
>>20758598>>20758631Nepeta and Equius sharing a hug. And Nepeta NOT being crushed to death by Equius' supreme mangrit in the process.
>>20758598Hussie finds the voice acting retarded.
>>20757891They made another follow up to it."Oh man. Grubloaf. Chewy and hot, covered in grubsauce... she's gonna make you some! Okay, sure, when she makes it she sorta burns it a bit and it's made out of hoofbeasts she had to put down, but you don't care! You're really Goddamn hungry, and she cooks it with LOVE. All the spice you need. But mostly the hunger helps. GRUBLOOOOAF. <3"
>>20758645>>20758653BOTH OF THESE!AT THE SAME TIME!
>>20757454>See my OC>My face
>>20758601Oh look you saved that~ S:3c
>>20758710Put those away.
>>20758631Dave X Feferi.it is the best OTP
>>20758710cover yourself up, hussy.
>>20758645IMAGINE HIS FOOT IS A FIST
>>20757454>MFW I'm on there twice
>>20758731This. And make it ironically good.
>>20758754>>20758726You mean like this?
>>20758662Really? I thought it was the opposite. Thanks for the info.
OKAY! one more to go!
>>20758786ivve about had it wwith these fuckin sluts wwhoring themselvves out on imageboardsfuckin wwomen i swwear
>>20758734...no the knight of justice.I only posted maybe 2 or 3 times. It cool to see someone saved it.
>>20758786Impale yourself on a troll penis.
>>20758820You weren't saying that last night when you call me your waifu.
>>20758754More like HUSSIE.
>>20758791Who shoudl Kanaya be?
>>20758851my wwaifu is more modest than you
>>20758876>sexhairI came. Also superior trollslut.
>>20758864Jubilee because she's fucking useless
>256 posts>only update in the past three days was "Past Karkat is asleep"
Hey guyslets talk about shipping
>>20758923Lets not talk about shipping.
>>20758923You picked a good ship to talk about.
>>20758923Karkat X Nepeta OTP
>>20758923Nepeta X Equius, OTP.
>>20758923homestuck reader x gunOH TEE PEE
>>20758851>too ugly to camwhore>crave attention>make your OC camwhore insteadThat is just the saddest thing ever.
>>20758923John X Terezi, OTP.
>>20758959!i! I agree a lot !i!
>>20758923John x Tholluxth OTP
>>20758923me X vriska OTP ;_;
>>20758923Jade X Dave, OTP!
>>20759018Jade x Equius OTP
Bro X Bro OTP
MY FOOT/co/'S ASSOTP
>>20759069>>20759069OH SHIT HE'S RIGHT
it's like I'm actually listening to that tindeck voicework summarizing /co/!
>>20758923Terezi x sun OTP!
John x Rose OT... Ha.HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAI'm sorry- no, no, I can't. I just can't say it. Sorry.
You commies.Every GOD DAMN TIME.
Hello my name is Grant Moronson
>>20759092>he doesn't know there's really an update
No, I AM GRANT MORONSON!
>>20759130>Implying no one would have posted it
>>20759114No, I'm Grant Moronson!
>>20759086Voice acting sure is cool, right?
>JohnXRoseToo bad at least one of them would think that the HUMAN ANATHEMA OF INCEST extends to stepsiblings.Due to the priority given to SUPERIOR OTP.by that i mean DadXMom okayalthough you could pretend I'm talking about RoseXKanaya if you want
>>20759139I am Grant Moronson!
Okay, so guys, here's my theory. The kids are, like, three trolls... combined.
>>20759109A big shiny boonbuck to whomsoever draws the best image of this broad being shat on by a shale ogre
>>20759158Voice acting is ruining Homestuck.
>>20759158Voice acting is ruining homestuck.
>>20759172That's...fuckin retardedso dumb
>>20759172Thats pretty retarded
>>20759172That's fucking genius.
hey guys, check out this porn I drew.
inb4 Von Fawn is SHIT
>>20759172No way, the troll session is scaled down. Yes, even Jack.
>>20757891Top Hat Tavros is awesome.
>>20759175Make it a boon brick and you got a deal
>>20759215God fucking damn it.
This is what we've become, Homestuck Thread?We're at the point where you have become so meta you are using the replies from a vocal parody meant to show you how retarded it all gets?Uggggggggh
Hey guys, check out this porn. You all like Jade and Dave, right?:3
Hey guys, check out this porn I just drew. You all like terezi, right?
>>20759186Would you prefer Vrishon?
I HAVE AN IDEAEquius as colossus doing the Fastball Special with Nepeta dressed as Wolverine, on a GIANT IMP Nepeta is thrown so fast she circles the planet/land while going STRAIGHT through the Imp making it look like swishcheese when she comes to a halt she's nothing but a skeleton BUT THEN she pops back to normal with a *pop* sound effect then she and Equius High Fives GOD I wish I could draw this
>>20759264The vocal parody itself was autistic so yeah.
>>20759264The very nature of MSPA is layers of meta upon meta.This was bound to happen.
>>20759175>inb4 she draws it herself
I really wish I wouldn't have checked to see what was going on inside this thread.
>>20759286>>20759298I swear to God, if this is some more Candy Corn Vampire, I'm going to.......Why the fuck would you even draw that.
>>20759357I dunno. I think it's kinda hot.
IT WAS FORETOLD.
>>20759264We're all also going a little loopyOur dealer decided to give us as little as possible, so now we're all sitting around worshiping what we've got silently praying for more while trying to fight off the shakes.
You like Vriska and thumbs, right?
>>20759434Oh God, she looks like a fucking Powerpuff or something.
>>20759416No, I am Zigmund Kirby!
God damn it Hussie, update already!
You guys like Kanaya being ridden by daddy Droogs, right?
Hey, everyone. Fanfic writer here. Have some more shitty drabbles I threw together just now!
You're all into Black Queens raping White Queens, right? I hope you are.
>>20759570Equius should be Colossus, not Iron Man. He needs to be able to do Fastball Special with Wolverine-Nepeta.
>>20759570You work is fantasticAllow me to marvel at it
>>20759307I really want this to be made
>wait 4 days>get one page update of karkat sleeping>i'm okay with this
Here's some Equius trying to have sex with roboAradia, for you guys who're into that sort of thing.
oh whoops IS BRO MOLESTING JOHN
Sweet Bro X Hella Jeff is cool, right guys?
>>20759622FUCK OFF ABOUT THAT!Just copy and paste >>20757242>>20759624Just... no...
Hey guys, do you like filthy smut?!
>>20759767uHHHH, SOURCE PLEASE,
>>20759904Dude, what? What? WHAT? Dude, gay.
>>20759923>Typing like tavros>Gayyou cant be seriousthats fucking impossible
>>20759767since thread is dead and dying anyways~
>>20759923fUcKiN wHaTeVeR mAnIt'S aLl GoOd
>>20759962That's all you get~
>>20759719excuse meI was promised molestationsWHERE ARE MY MOLESTATIONSThat's so cute
>>20759767>>20759962sauce? iqdb is unhelpful
>>20759175I could go for some delicious boondollar.
>>20759993But weren't you sucking on the dickhead in this post?>>20759434
>>20760016>>20759767>>20759962this is my fetish.
>>20760024you want molestationsFINE, HERE.VRISKA MOLESTING THE SHIT OUT OF TAVROS.
>>20760070wait, shit, wrong piccan't be arsed to wait and delete the post though so here you go
>>20760092Why do you have so much Nep/Eq fluff?
>>20760041That is not a shale ogre
>walking into threadWell this place still looks like crap.>>20759624>allow me to Marval at it>Marval...>>20759904>>20759920> both Gamzee and Tavros looking a gay porn.I HATE THIS SHIP! I HATE THIS SHIP! I HATE THIS SHIP!
>>20760120Since I don't think there is a shale ogre in Homestuck, at least as far as I recall, I took some liberty.
>>20760016I'm sorry, but I'm afraid you must proceed with this.
>>20760028>>20760068>>20759904sauce at http://insideher.x.fc2.com/ only the 3 pages
>>20760405Hey, do you know what I enjoy?Suckin' dick.I bet you enjoy suckin' dick too. Wanna be dick suckin' buddies?
Anyone wanna psychoanalyze the kids?We could always do Jade, she has yet to receive much of that.Or we could always return to the classic, Dave.we've hit image limit
>>20760780come join us bro>>20759875
>>20760544Back in high school no one would let me give them blowjobs because the first time I did it ended up biting the guy's cock and people didn't want to get their dick within ten feet of my mouth.Feels bad man.
>>20759307MY FUCKING FACE WHEN I DID MY OWN REQUEST AND IT TURNED OUT PRETTY GOOD BUT CAN'T SHOW YOU IT BECAUSE I LACK THE NECESSARY EQUIPMENT TO PUT ON THE COMPUTER!CRYING_MAN.JPG