very funny john
give me back my account before i ironically shoot you in the face with a lead pipe
and some awesome beats culled from the center of alternia

>>20756072
At least put TG or Dave Strider before the trip
makes more sense that way

>>20756049
Hey, NotAnon, why are you using Dave Strider's tripcode? That's not really nice you know...

Have you saved your game yet?

You should. just in case.

OH SNAP. NonAnon got CAUGHT.

Well, this thread is off to an awesome start.

>>20756049

Did I go back in time in the future, or is this guy an impostor.

>>20756148
>makes more sense that way
>makes more sense
>more sense
>sense
okay, who the hell are you and what did you do with real NotAnon?!!!

testing

posers all of you
not that im all that surprised, its really more surprising that its taken so long to see a bunch of imitators with shitty trips pop up

The next update will either be John awkwardly pestering Rose or Karkat's perspective from when he posted the memo, presumably from the future.

Look at what that vampire Hussie does to this poor girl.

Where's my Homestuck gore, /co/.

You said there would be gore.

>>20756223
>Implying I haven't had this trip for two+ days.

>>20756261
ok, I know you had, now stop crying baby

>>20756230
A third option: John and Dave having a brochat about girls.

>>20756280
Homestuck threads are far too easily derailed aren't they?

I want to be a tripfag now, am I doing it right?

Scale of one to ten.

How likley is for Rose to atleast atemptt to kill John?

>>20756257
There. Now go. Hunt. Kill Skuls.

>>20756212
It says it right there in the OP dood
But yeah lets get this rollin
We were on the subject of Trollmance before, anoyone wanna talk about that?

>>20756282
Does it proceed to then evolve into homolust?

>>20756294
no, it's just /co/ being trolled so easy
>>20756295
no, real tripfags use secure trips, because they imply anybody would bother impersonating them

NO, I AM GRANT MORO- ERR
i mean i am dave strider

>>20756316
Not really. Romance discussion always goes to shipping discussion. And I don't really hate to say it that homestuck shippers SUCK.

>>20756230
I think so as well.

>>20756304
It depends. If John and Vriska actually do get together, and she's still in her psycho state, I'd say it's pretty good.

>>20756304
I doubt it. She isn't going *that* kind of crazy; their conversation so far has basically had her couching it as "making the best of our bad situation".

I'd be more likely to bet on her blowing up LoWaS in a fit of pique.

>>20756348

>Rose blowing up a planet with purple laser-like magic

Dammit, now I want this to happen.

>>20756326
Okay am I doing it right yet?

>>20756354
>filename

It just dawned on me that Dave's eyesight is probably really shitty considering how much time he spends on those iShades or whatever they're called

>>20756304
Rose killing John? 0%
Vriska killing John? 50%, it depends on which timeline we're going to see.

>>20756223
I was wondering if I sould get a tripcode....

hey is it just me or is this comic unreadable derivative bullshit?

http://tindeck.com/listen/oovs

required in every homestuck thread

>>20756392

it's you

>>20756392
Hey look the "Homosuck is shit" people are starting to arrive.

>>20756392
Just you.

>>20756386
>sould
NotAnon is that you?

>>20756362
You're almost there! Now you need to post troll ships and/or fanfics and you're done.

>>20756430

>>20756327

>>20756476
I have never seen nepeta accompanying an actual update

So on the forums is it possible to subscribe to just Andrew's posts?

>>20756419
Fuck.

>>20756494
Way to hate on your own moirail, Equius.

You fucking elitist douche.

>>20756507
>implying hussie posts on the forums

>>20756507
http://www.mspaforums.com/search.php?do=finduser&userid=54549&contenttype=vBForum_Post&s
howposts=1

>>20756535
An unspoiled Candy Corn Vampire?

>>20756494
sorry, not falling for this

>>20756507
Why?
Most of his posts on the forums are gags anyway

>>20756545
FUCK.
Fixed now.

you have 10 minutes

UPDATE

GUYS UPDATTE UPDATE

>>20756604
ugh those lines

fuck I ain't fallin for this I just mean DAMN that's so rough edged

Update

Now you are aware that Andrew is not planning to continue with Homestuck anymore

what an oddly coloured update

4 FUCKING DAYS.

4 FUCKING DAYS JUST FOR THAT ONE PICTURE?

10/10, HUSSIE.
MY IRECHELADDER IS OFF THE CHARTS

>>20756476
i love you you damnable cat

just one page.

:(

>>20756621
Bro it's real.

Oh it's real

>>20756643
It is rather off isnt it

>Asleep
>On Prospit
>Where Lord English is

GUYS
HERE WE GO>

>>20756604
>>20756621
>my face when actual update
Fuck, just
Fuck

Those colors are all wrong, I don't like the page at all. And only one!

I still love Hussie anyways but this colorscheme on past Karkat is bananas

>>20756651
He might post more pages soon right?

>this thread

HAHAHAHA so many faggots trying to convince me Homestuck updated. BUT I'M TOO EXPERIENCED, YOU RED BASTARDS. I won't fall for your puny traps.

>>20756689
johnnoping.jpg

>>20756722

okay don't check it

Fun fact - The black speech bubbles never meant anything.

People thought they meant something bad.

So Hussie made them mean something bad.

>>20756722

No bro, it ACTUALLY UPDATED.

http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004691

>>20756689
Nope. Fucker's totally trolling us. Mark my words, that's gonna be his update for the weekend.

>Update that doesn't look like an actual update

Clever...

Wonder why he didn't use black?

>>20756641
And he moved to another city just to avoid mad fans who would raid his (old) house, knowing where he lives? Clever!

>>20756621
You are now aware that's the exact same (edited) sprite used after Bro kicked Dave's ass, and Tavros was thrown off the cliff.

>>20756789
>mfw he moved to area code 413

>>20756766
It's much better actually

The face is still off a bit though. Like the features are all too small for the head

>>20756819
>implying you will find him just by area code

well, actually the update is real, and not just real, but also pretty lame update

>>20756851
See
>>20756604
>>20756609
>>20756634
>>20756643
>>20756661
>>20756667
>>20756684
>>20756738
>>20756766
>>20756787

Damn that was more links then I thought.

at least he's wearing long sleeve shirts

Hey, maybe this means we'll find out what Karkat's dreaming about?

Everything Hussie does is with the pencil tool, right?

>>20756819
But why?? How could he just up and do something like that?
Hussie is oficially now a mad genius.

The next page better be an [S] for Jade entering the medium.
Or an [s] of equal magnitude.

>>20756889
Hey I like that Terezi.
Did you do that Anon?

It seems Hussie just threw this together just to get everyone to shut up for 5 minutes.

Oh well, I'll take it.

>>20756933
[S] CANDY CORN VAMPIRE

>>20756933
Agreed.

>>20756815
KABLAMS!

>>20756933

Act five has really been lacking in the flash department.

Hussie, make something with Sunsetter already. Or Octooran Ragoon or however you spell it.

>>20756933
>Implying

>>20756956
That's what's bugging me. Karkat's chest is so.. square. And his hair is grey. And his shirt is flat. And

what does it mean

This is going to be the only update for the weekend.

He's working on a flash and hasn't finished yet, but he said he'd update at the weekend so he made this one quickly to prevent LIES.

Look into your heart. You know this to be the truth.

At least I hope it's the truth.

>>20756987
Gamzee = Jester

Sorry for interrupting the complaints about the new update, but does anyone have the image giving short summaries of each Act? It would help for advertising. I forgot to grab it out of the last thread.

Protip: The bubble is black because Karkat's dreamself is dead, so there's nothing happening while he's asleep.

Andrew Andrew Andrew ra-ra-ra
Make a [S]!!!!

captcha: save randount

>>20757082

>>20757107
In before cries of spoilers

>>20757107
Blenders not benders

>>20757107

Thank you. Who says HS threads can't be civilized?

stop posting that thing in-thread *please*

we already have a pastebin link for people who want to read it

>>20757126
TANGLE BUDDIES!

>>20757208
Made my day.

Okay, so the update was meh.
Any suggestions for the related picture
& >>20756386

third time's a charm

>>20757242
isn't Tavros Prof. X?

>>20757293
yes and no...

>>20757177
Yeah... I'm gonna relink it.
http://pastebin.com/BdtmhJB9

Thing was a pin in the ass to post anyway.

>>20757242
Fef's gotta be Emma Frost. come ON

>>20757242
Kanaya as... Elektra? maybe Invisible girl?

Did bearNecessities put all the OCs together last night? I had work early so went to bed before anything was posted.

>>20757344
Goddammit no, they will be a happy family with no rape and eldritch beings involved. :(

Love the fic, by the way.

>>20757402
Yes

>>20757367
But she dosent have anything in common with Emma
Like at all
Id say Namora for Fef but that feels like cheating,

>>20757455
Pfft, she has no personality anyway, may as well shoehorn her into the Sollux/Aradia thing

We are going to see Karkat on Prospit seeing Lord English in a flash update.

I CAN FEEL IT

Guys I fixed the perspective on today's update

Now it doesn't look like ass

>>20757515
I can't imagine Karkat being too pleased to see English.
Then again I can't imagine Karkat would be too pleased to see anyone.

I'm a huge faggot

I could only imagine how angry and upset Karkat would get if he were all tiny and such, and that just cracks me up.
Excuse the SHITTY NAIL POLISH LOL.

Also FUCK that alpaca, how did it even get IN this picture.

>>20757525
Now it feels like gamzee hero mode

>>20757525
You're like the people who darkened up the screenshots of Diablo 3. What's the damn point?

>>20757561
oh god no
i see enough of these on deviantart
stop now, while you're still ahead.

>>20757561
I TOLD YOU DOG

I WARNED YOU ABOUT MINI-TROLL BRO!

>>20757561
Cute.

It's not going to end in horrible mutilation, like half a dozen of those other paper-cutout-drawing-things do, is it?

>>20757561
>tiny trolls
Not that again....

Also, this picture while cute, only reminds me of all the paper fairies guro from /b/

Sometimes I just lie in bed all day and languish and weep and gnash my teeth that we don't have computer-eyeglasses yet.

It's the future, goddammit, I'd even settle for a pain-in-the-ass wire that ran down the back of my shirt into a big heavy brick of technology in my pocket if it meant computer-glasses.

>>20757639
but how would you see where you were going?

>>20757617
Oh no no, do NOT expect any more of these.

This was a pain in the ass and I felt like a major idiot afterwards, but the concept of tiny-Karkat is what pushed me to post it.

>>20757663

WE DON'T NEED EYES WERE WE'RE GOING

>>20757454
>1.33 MB
guh, cheers anyway. I laughed at grantMoronson

>>20757637
Let's cut karkat cute little penis !

>>20757561
well I like paperchild's (parerchilderen?) so its cute.
Are you doing more.

>tiny trolls
IT'S THAT TIME!
SCALING SCALING SCALING.
JACK WAS SCALED LIKE YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE.

>>20757639
We do. Not getting them for a while, and it'll probably be "ONLY WITH SMARTPHONE LOL!".

And then the geeks will come up with a fix so you can link it to your laptop or somethin via bluetooth.

http://www.engadget.com/2010/09/17/brothers-airscouter-floats-a-16-inch-display-onto-your-eye-bisc/

>>20757639
I am actually working on exactly that application.

The idea would be that you buy a smartphone and a special peripheral of my own design, and there's software on it to make it work like a fully-functional low-end laptop, projected onto a pair of shades that you are wearing.

Email me bro.

>>20757693

This would be good if it were real.

>>20757454
wow alot have been made by /co/

Welp, everyone's being a tripfag, so why not?

Also, I'm willing to draw stuff. :D Any requests?

>>20757694
>>20757701
>only with smartphone lol

Sigh.

>>20757751

Casey fighting Jack noir

Has anyone seen this series of sprite edits yet? Out of boredom, someone made an edit for what Kanaya would be like if she had a different blood color, and even wrote a bit of a story about it.
https://docs.google.com/View?id=dgv9xcjq_178cx2q7fgz

>>20757768
This
And shes winning

>>20757751
You better watch out for halfsnacks, dude.

>>20756963
Octaroon Rangoon is Jack's theme. And I don't really want another psyche right now...
>>20757107
Why do you motherfuckers repost this without fixing it? Act 1 bluh bluh preteen boy. Why preteen?

>>20757766
Sorry bro. I have a prototype that uses "real" laptop parts but couldn't think of any market for it other than people who want to be the future.

>>20757751
Vriska and John nerding out over back Nick Cage flicks, while several members of the rest of the cast shake their heads and make snarky comments.

>>20757784
Terezi-Kanaya = Troll Austin Powers

>>20757784

>Kanamzee, all crunked-out on sopor pies

Why am I lolling? I don't know these feelings I'm feeling.

>>20757751
Terezi and Vriska in the middle of an argument, Vriska just ripped Terezi's glasses of and shit is about go down.

>>20757813
>be with the future

Oh don't give me that bullshit. I have a lack-of-money-fueled kismetude with smartphones.

>>20757848
If you don't have enough money for a smartphone you would not have enough money for the other thing, I guarantee it. We are talking about 500$ for *parts* here.

In case you didn't think Kanaya's life sucked enough, the same editor flushed out the setting where Kanaya had Karkat's candy red blood... and wasn't smart enough to keep it to herself.
https://docs.google.com/View?id=dgv9xcjq_190htvp3xd4

>>20757873
It's the service plans bro. I can't deal with the service plans.

>>20757891
And here's the corrected Karkat edit

>>20757344
Damn man, that certainly was a downer ending. Not bad though.

I am not a dude who is rich enough to ditch the family-plan and ditch his cheap-o cell-phone and get such as nice smartphone with actual features.

My current phone is so awful that it works better for text-messaging than making phone-calls.

>>20757929
He would still wear gray. Being dead set against the caste system is part of his I HATE STUPID SHIT personality, not a result of possible persecution.

>>20757915
Oh. Well we'll just bundle it with a Nexus-One and leave it in wifi mode then. No phone calls, but on the other hand, no monthly fees for the calls you weren't making. ;)

Dave Strider

>>20757891
Dat fucking Tavros. I want it so bad.

Also, futureglassesAnon, I sent you an email. I've got a blackberry Curve, so fuck yeah.

Hey, why nobody's flaming me?
...guess it's time to stop posting for today

Should I get a trip?

>>20757985
Fuck off, nooksucker.

>>20758002
Nah. Normally I'm all for them, but people seem to be annoyed by them lately. Best leave it until the saturation dies down.

>>20758002
See >>20757046
Also, only get a trip if it bothers you that you won't get credit for this cool sprite work while as an anon.

>>20758002
Yeeeaahhhh Feferi Frost looks actually adorable. Am I allowed to say 'it's probably not slutty enough' or will that get me a six solar sweeps reaction?

>>20757985
Because nobody cares

>>20758002
You know you want it. Become one of us!!!

>>20758002
namefagging is as far as I'll go

>>20756257

Disregard that I suck kocks

>>20758002
The problem is, when too many fans of something start posting with trips, outsiders take that to mean that those are the only people contributing to the topic. Thus, they believe it is a tripfag circlejerk, and sometimes they're right.
HS threads are reaching a critical mass of tripfags. No offense to you, but we'd probably be better off if you stayed anonymous.

>>20758077
gog dammit

>>20757891
Empress Nepeta is fucking adorable
I love it
>>20758002
OK so Feferi Frost os great
Ill shut the fuckup

>>20757951
Considering he also has to deal with what was formerly Vriska's Lusus, this Karkat may have other concerns.

>>20758077
>>20758088
nice doubles

Omg elfen lied and homestuck are my two fav things ever!

I'd settle for glasses that function as a camera and aren't enormous and bulky and obviously a camera.

inb4 everyone is asphaltLizard who sucks cocks

>>20758110
omg rofl epic win doubles oh it's like i'm really on /b/ xDDD

>>20758115
Elfen lied is shit.

>>20758125
>tiny trolls

Ok, I suck cocks and now have a trip

>>20758048
>>20758030
>>20758086
>>20758057
>>20758054
IM SO FUCKING CONFUSED NOW!?
>>20757046
k

>>20757454
I like how I posted mine only once and still ended up in this. Neat!

Would you buy troll books /co/?

>>20758086

I never entirely understood the attraction for trips on an anonymous-default board. For artistic credit, go for it, awesome, but it seems like the rest is simply to make sure you know whose dick to grab in the circle.

>>20758180
homestuck threads are pretty much circle jerks anyway

>>20758180
hell, I stay as an anon specifically because of the art I sometimes crank out.

>>20758120
AirMall has them

>>20758086
>>20758086
That's why I only post with my name when I need to. 80% of the time, I post as Anonymous.

>>20758176
>The rest of the title is on the back

>>20758220
disregard that, I suck cocks

>>20757768

That basically had to be done.

/co/ I am home now and looking so handsome also my accent is pseudo-english?

>>20758180
What do you mean? It's to establish presence, like one would on a named forum. Some people just don't like participating in discussion without benefit or true interaction.

>>20758222
nah the rest is inside
troll book titles include the entire contents of the book

Oh hello there.

>>20758246
HELL FUCKING YES

>>20758258
Oooh australian guy oooh

SWOON

Lets do it.

Ok Theory Time: John had a couple of movie posters in his room one will be the ending of the trolls the other for the game then the true ending is something else.

But hey properly slowpoken

>>20758289
Yes. And I will leave my accent on.

Von Fawn Lives There

looolool

>>20758295

I was mulling over a theory kind of like that, that first Troll Movie Title that Karkat rattles off, was that describing the Midnight Crew? There was talk of unusual hats and many explosions.

>>20758301
>>20758289
>>20758258

>>20758346
CG: OK FINE.
CG: ONE THAT IS AMAZING AND IS A CLASSIC IS...
CG: WHEREIN NUMEROUS VIGILANTES CONFRONT PERIL; ONE OF THEM BETRAYS THE OTHERS; (BUT IT TURNS OUT TO BE PART OF THE PLAN ALL ALONG);
CG: SEVERAL ATTRACTIVE FEMALE LEADS PROVOKE ROMANTIC TENSION; FOUR MAJOR CHARACTERS WEAR UNUSUAL HATS; ONE HOLDS PLOT-CRITICAL SECRET;
CG: 47 ON-SCREEN EXPLOSIONS, ONE RESULTING IN DEMISE OF KEY-ADVERSARY; 6 to 20 LINES THAT COULD BE CONSTRUED AS HUMOROUS;

>>20758289
>>20758301
Meanwhile, within a 20-mile radius of the event...

>>20758295
That seems...
unlikely

>>20758346
He was describing Team Fortress 2

What happened to mspachan?

>>20758374
So troll titles are a bunch of plot details and semicolons.

I seem to be missing something.

>>20758262
yeah, and it's like our little /co/mmunity!
NotAnon, Writerfag, Pilgrim, Spetz, Sivana, Massive Tool, Grant...
should all die in a fire

>>20758438
hostmonster is forcing 12x the normal amount to pay for it; in the meantime, http://www.413chan.net/

>>20758448

fuckin slut

>>20758383
Ugg boots - ripping!

>Australian Guy!

Men turning - blokey!

>Crikey!

It was amazing.

the end

>>20758448
You got your 15 minutes last night. Give it up.

So, Karkat's dream self talks to Lord English?

>>20758450

THAT'S GOOD, CAUSE I FUCKING HATE SCOTT PILGRIM.
SERIOUSLY, THAT GUY MURDERED LIKE 7 PEOPLE.

>>20758448
SLUT!

>>20758475
>>20758363
>>20758301
>>20758289
>>20758258
>>20758236
Wait, how much of this was actually Australian Guy?

>>20758514
100%

>>20758441

Troll Cinema is thousands of years old, they just ran out of good titles.

BY THE WAY, HAS ANYONE SEEN GRANT?
HE SHOULD USUALLY BE HERE SAGING BY NOW.
I REQUIRE YOUR ALT ART.

>>20758448
Once was more than enough.

>>20758579
>filename

Who are the voice actors for Homestuck? The ones picked by Hussie or whatnot. Preferably with links if possible.

>>20758579

>LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES (...).png)

>>20758448
And then you got raped by dave.

THE END.

>>20758561
>implying you're not Grant
>implying Grant isn't trolling some other board/thread right now

>>20758607
NO! I AM GRANT MORONSON!

>>20758607

NAW, LAST NIGHT I TOLD HIM TO LIVE AND LET LIVE, AND HE'S BEEN A LITTLE RESIGNED IN HIS SAGING ACTIVITIES.
I TOLD HIM OFF; I DON'T KNOW WHEN HE'LL SHOW UP AGAIN.
HE ALSO BLOCKED ME.

I'm willing to draw more if anyone's interested.

In the mean time, have this.

>>20758631
DRAW EQUIUS PUNCHING PREGNANT VRISKA

>>20758631

Equius DOING THE ROBOT

>>20758600
>implying anyone ever truthfully posts Nepeta_sounding_the_alarm.jpg.avi.exe.tiff.rar.wmv.mp5.nds.iso.jar.png

>>20758598
>>20758631
Nepeta and Equius sharing a hug. And Nepeta NOT being crushed to death by Equius' supreme mangrit in the process.

>>20758598
Hussie finds the voice acting retarded.

>>20757891
They made another follow up to it.

"Oh man. Grubloaf. Chewy and hot, covered in grubsauce... she's gonna make you some! Okay, sure, when she makes it she sorta burns it a bit and it's made out of hoofbeasts she had to put down, but you don't care! You're really Goddamn hungry, and she cooks it with LOVE. All the spice you need. But mostly the hunger helps. GRUBLOOOOAF. <3"

>>20758645
>>20758653
BOTH OF THESE!

AT THE SAME TIME!

>>20758668

YES

>>20757454
>See my OC
>My face

>>20758601
Oh look you saved that~ S:3c

>>20758710
Put those away.

>>20758631
Dave X Feferi.

it is the best OTP

>>20758701
Who?
Grant?

>>20758710
cover yourself up, hussy.

>>20758645
IMAGINE HIS FOOT IS A FIST

>>20757454
>MFW I'm on there twice

>>20758731
This. And make it ironically good.

>>20758754
>>20758726
You mean like this?

>>20758662
Really? I thought it was the opposite. Thanks for the info.

OKAY! one more to go!

>>20758786
ivve about had it wwith these fuckin sluts wwhoring themselvves out on imageboards

fuckin wwomen i swwear

>>20758786

>>20758734
...no the knight of justice.

I only posted maybe 2 or 3 times. It cool to see someone saved it.

>>20758786
Impale yourself on a troll penis.

>>20758820
You weren't saying that last night when you call me your waifu.

>>20758754
More like HUSSIE.

>>20758791
Who shoudl Kanaya be?

>>20758851
my wwaifu is more modest than you

>>20758876
>sexhair

I came. Also superior trollslut.

>>20758864
Jubilee because she's fucking useless

>256 posts
>only update in the past three days was "Past Karkat is asleep"

Hey guys

lets talk about shipping

>>20758923

Lets not talk about shipping.

>>20758923
You picked a good ship to talk about.

>>20758923
Karkat X Nepeta OTP

>>20758923
Nepeta X Equius, OTP.

>>20758923
homestuck reader x gun
OH TEE PEE

>>20758851
>too ugly to camwhore
>crave attention
>make your OC camwhore instead
That is just the saddest thing ever.

>>20758923
John X Terezi, OTP.

>>20758959
!i! I agree a lot !i!

>>20758923
John x Tholluxth OTP

>>20758923
me X vriska OTP ;_;

>>20758923
Jade X Dave, OTP!

>>20759018
Jade x Equius OTP

Bro X Bro OTP

MY FOOT
/co/'S ASS
OTP

GUYS
UPDATE

UPDATE

>>20759069
>>20759069
OH SHIT HE'S RIGHT

Update.

it's like I'm actually listening to that tindeck voicework summarizing /co/!

>>20758923
Terezi x sun OTP!

>>20759075
>>20759069
Fuckers

John x Rose OT... Ha.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I'm sorry- no, no, I can't. I just can't say it. Sorry.

>>20759069
>>20759075
You commies.

You commies.

Every GOD DAMN TIME.

>>20758876
I'm modest~

Hello my name is Grant Moronson

>>20759092
>he doesn't know there's really an update

No, I AM GRANT MORONSON!

>>20759130
>Implying no one would have posted it

>>20759114
No, I'm Grant Moronson!

>>20759086
Voice acting sure is cool, right?

>JohnXRose

Too bad at least one of them would think that the HUMAN ANATHEMA OF INCEST extends to stepsiblings.
Due to the priority given to SUPERIOR OTP.

by that i mean DadXMom okay
although you could pretend I'm talking about RoseXKanaya if you want

>>20759139
I am Grant Moronson!

Okay, so guys, here's my theory. The kids are, like, three trolls... combined.

>>20759109
A big shiny boonbuck to whomsoever draws the best image of this broad being shat on by a shale ogre

>>20759094
>>20759094
>Johnka

>>20759158
Voice acting is ruining Homestuck.

>>20759158
Voice acting is ruining homestuck.

>>20759172
That's...fuckin retarded

so dumb

>>20759172
Thats pretty retarded

>>20759172
THAT'S...fucking retarded

>>20759172
That's fucking genius.

hey guys, check out this porn I drew.

inb4 Von Fawn is SHIT

>>20759172
No way, the troll session is scaled down. Yes, even Jack.

>>20757891
Top Hat Tavros is awesome.

>>20759215
Agh goddamnit

>>20759175
Make it a boon brick and you got a deal

>>20759215
God fucking damn it.

This is what we've become, Homestuck Thread?

We're at the point where you have become so meta you are using the replies from a vocal parody meant to show you how retarded it all gets?

Uggggggggh

Hey guys, check out this porn. You all like Jade and Dave, right?

:3

Hey guys, check out this porn I just drew. You all like terezi, right?

>>20759186
Would you prefer Vrishon?

I HAVE AN IDEA

Equius as colossus doing the Fastball Special with Nepeta dressed as Wolverine, on a GIANT IMP Nepeta is thrown so fast she circles the planet/land while going STRAIGHT through the Imp making it look like swishcheese when she comes to a halt she's nothing but a skeleton BUT THEN she pops back to normal with a *pop* sound effect then she and Equius High Fives GOD I wish I could draw this

>>20759264
The vocal parody itself was autistic so yeah.

>>20759264
The very nature of MSPA is layers of meta upon meta.

This was bound to happen.

>>20759298

>>20759175
>inb4 she draws it herself

I really wish I wouldn't have checked to see what was going on inside this thread.

>>20759286
>>20759298
I swear to God, if this is some more Candy Corn Vampire, I'm going to....

...Why the fuck would you even draw that.

>>20759333

>>20759264
>thumbnail

>>20759286
I CAME

>>20759357
I dunno. I think it's kinda hot.

>>20759374

IT WAS FORETOLD.

>>20759264
We're all also going a little loopy
Our dealer decided to give us as little as possible, so now we're all sitting around worshiping what we've got silently praying for more while trying to fight off the shakes.

You like Vriska and thumbs, right?

>>20759434
Oh God, she looks like a fucking Powerpuff or something.

>>20759434
Cute.

>>20759434
Dem teeth...

>>20759416
No, I am Zigmund Kirby!

God damn it Hussie, update already!

You guys like Kanaya being ridden by daddy Droogs, right?

HELLFUCKINGYES

Hey, everyone. Fanfic writer here. Have some more shitty drabbles I threw together just now!

You're all into Black Queens raping White Queens, right? I hope you are.

>>20759175

>>20759570
Equius should be Colossus, not Iron Man. He needs to be able to do Fastball Special with Wolverine-Nepeta.

>>20759570
You work is fantastic
Allow me to marvel at it

>>20759307
I really want this to be made

>wait 4 days
>get one page update of karkat sleeping
>i'm okay with this

Here's some Equius trying to have sex with roboAradia, for you guys who're into that sort of thing.

oh whoops IS BRO MOLESTING JOHN

Sweet Bro X Hella Jeff is cool, right guys?

>>20759622
FUCK OFF ABOUT THAT!
Just copy and paste >>20757242

>>20759624
Just... no...

Hey guys, do you like filthy smut?!

>>20759767
Woah

>>20759803

...
):

>>20759803

>>20759767
uHHHH, SOURCE PLEASE,

>>20759767

>>20759904
Dude, what? What? WHAT? Dude, gay.

>>20759923
>Typing like tavros
>Gay

you cant be serious

thats fucking impossible

>>20759767
since thread is dead and dying anyways~

>>20759767
...wh8t

daily reminder

>>20759923
fUcKiN wHaTeVeR mAn
It'S aLl GoOd

>>20759962
That's all you get~

>>20759719
excuse me
I was promised molestations
WHERE ARE MY MOLESTATIONS
That's so cute

>>20759767
>>20759962
sauce? iqdb is unhelpful

>>20759175
I could go for some delicious boondollar.

>>20759993
But weren't you sucking on the dickhead in this post?
>>20759434

>>20760016
>>20759767
>>20759962
this is my fetish.

>>20760024

you want molestations
FINE, HERE.
VRISKA MOLESTING THE SHIT OUT OF TAVROS.

>>20760070

wait, shit, wrong pic
can't be arsed to wait and delete the post though so here you go

>>20760092
Why do you have so much Nep/Eq fluff?

>>20760041
That is not a shale ogre

>>20759875
New thread

>walking into thread
Well this place still looks like crap.

>>20759624
>allow me to Marval at it
>Marval
...

>>20759904
>>20759920
> both Gamzee and Tavros looking a gay porn.
I HATE THIS SHIP! I HATE THIS SHIP! I HATE THIS SHIP!

>>20760118

because
it's adorable?
?????

>>20760120
Since I don't think there is a shale ogre in Homestuck, at least as far as I recall, I took some liberty.

>>20760016
I'm sorry, but I'm afraid you must proceed with this.

>>20760028
>>20760068
>>20759904
sauce at http://insideher.x.fc2.com/ only the 3 pages

>update

>>20760405
Hey, do you know what I enjoy?

Suckin' dick.

I bet you enjoy suckin' dick too. Wanna be dick suckin' buddies?

Anyone wanna psychoanalyze the kids?
We could always do Jade, she has yet to receive much of that.
Or we could always return to the classic, Dave.

we've hit image limit

>>20760780
come join us bro
>>20759875

>>20760544
Back in high school no one would let me give them blowjobs because the first time I did it ended up biting the guy's cock and people didn't want to get their dick within ten feet of my mouth.

Feels bad man.

>>20759307
MY FUCKING FACE WHEN I DID MY OWN REQUEST AND IT TURNED OUT PRETTY GOOD BUT CAN'T SHOW YOU IT BECAUSE I LACK THE NECESSARY EQUIPMENT TO PUT ON THE COMPUTER!
CRYING_MAN.JPG