Now you press F5 at random intervals until it updates, crying once he starts updating again and you become addicted to Hussie's daily schedule, going through withdrawal during dry periods like this, and eventually joining the retarded-ass fandom and SHIPPING SHIPPING EVERYWHERE in order to tide yourself over.

Enjoy your new hell, faggot, because not only will you never leave, but you'll won't even want to.

>>20743796
Why would I want to leave? I love it here.

...

Ooooooooh!

>you'll won't even want to.

you will won't even want to.

you will wont even want

you will won't even

you will won't

YOU WILL WON'T!!!

>>20744375
Yeah...that sounds right?

Now you wait impatiently, silently going insane as Hussie denies you updates for four days while he goes to score some pussy.

>>20744792
Pussy? Don't you mean blood?

>>20744792
>>20744857
Oh, look what it is again.

>>20744857
Maybe. I was just taking a wild guess. No idea what he's actually up to.

>>20744375
>>20744731
>You will will not want to

>>20744896

Why would you do that.

Haha i still have all of act 5!
And from the looks of it, i will take my time.....

He said he will update.

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>>20744896
Hussies look like hes contemplating how the hell his head got in that orb.

>>20745036
Oh man, dredging through Act 5 part 1 was hellish, as a serial reader. You're not going to want to take your time with it, just read it normally or you will grow a disproportionate distaste for the Trolls, as many have.

Casey thread.

>>20745149
the trolls were my favorite part, personally. Them and the Exiles i like more than the kids.

>>20745149
Trolls were my favorite part. Haters gonna hate.

I'm not sure whether I like trolls or kids more, but Vriska is definitely my favourite character.

Trolls are nothing. Midnight Crew is the best.

>>20745283
God why.
Don't answer that. Just... god why.

>>20745283
Vriska is mai waifu.

I need a break from writing this research paper I'm doing.

Request me something short to record.

>>20745324

No, she's mine.

I would love to fill her dark pockets.

>>20745325

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54bvdTANqrI

This, but with Tavros and Vriska. Fappings optional.

>>20745325
Can you do a Doc Scratch at all?

I was thinking of that Discoball version of him saying "EACH DARK POCKET IN TIME WILL BE FILLED... WITH FUNK"

>>20745345
Oh, it's on now nigga. Shit gonna go DOWN up in this bitch.

>>20745345

No... This won't be some quick shitty recording! I'm going to make something fuck awesome!

Thanks for the idea, bro. It should be out in like a day or two.

I WISH HOMESTUCK COULD STOP BEING POPULAR SO ANDREW WOULDN'T HAVE TO GO TO EVERY FUCKING CONVENTION ON THE PLANET

>>20745149
Really, hm, I've read through a bit of the beginning, didn't seem that bad. I do wonder through, is Part 5 similar to Part 1? Cause it seems to be going that way but from the trolls' point of view...

>>20745448
No.
It isn't.
Prepare for shipping.
Actually that's inaccurate, the comic doesn't have that much romantic stuff.
Let me rephrase that
Prepare for tons of fans shipping people.

>>20745421
Hooray!

>>20745448
Repetition is a common motif of Homestuck.

>>20745443
hey now, vgcats isn't that popular and scott goes to like, every convention ever

>>20745448
Yes, by design. By the time you reach the end of act 5 act 1, you will have covered the trolls' entire sgrub session

>>20745443
But then he'd have to get a job.

>>20745474
Yeah, from what I've seen, there seems to be a lot of that going on......
Ugh, this avatar all over again. Hm, wonder if Hussie will make a flash to troll people similar to the avatar comic con video?

I thought Act 5 was good up until Vriska came in.

>>20745515
that would be sweet.

>>20745515
No, not on the level of avatar.
You get alot of shippers, but they all seem to coexist without trying to rip each others throats out.
Unlike Avatar.

no updates yet ?? i am all tweaking over here.

>>20745515
It isn't really that bad without /co/ derping out about it. And Hussie practically makes a hobby out of punching shippers in the snout to establish dominance. The two troll romance flashes will leave you speechless when you reach them just by virtue of 'what'

>>20745535
Alright true, minus that. Don't need that silly bullshit.

>>20742726
took a while cause i'm a perfectionist with shitty art skills
and only ms. paint to help me, she was nice
and stealing other's sprites, that's helpful too

feel free to improve it

>>20745509
I admit I don't know much about t-shirt production costs, but if those Troll shirts sold out as fast as he said he should be set for life as long as he keeps making them.

>>20745557
Oh so he's already done a couple? Ha ha, fantastic.

>>20745578
Yes, as well as an in-depth explanation into how troll romance works. But flee this place before the flashes are spoiled, if you know what's coming the experience will be ruined, RUINED. Do let us know once you've hit em though, since you'll be caught up at that point~

>>20745557
>troll romance flashes

>>20745570

matiorb? why?

>>20745578
>>20745557
>>20745515

If you follow the shipping at all you'll notice that he makes them specifically to fuck with people's established ships.

>>20745618
Nothing sinks ships like CANONs

>>20745610

no wait, I got it now. fuck you. stop talking about that thing. it's disgusting

>>20745618
Alright, sounds hilarious.
>>20745603
I'm gonna take your advice and skedaddle.

UPDATE

>>20745736
nope.avi

Day five of homestuck drought now.
I don't know how I can go on much longer
I have nothing to turn to
Except...

Guys I think I'm gonna be okay

>>20745643
you're just jelly of my great oc skills
my troll's the best, he ate vriska's spherical baby and tavros' legs and hass' body

>>20745794

That fucking doll. Seriously.

Hey guys, let's talk about the best character.

>>20745824
Whoever made that doll is the greatest /co/mrade to ever live.

>>20745860
Niether Bro nor Vriska are anywhere in that image.

>>20745876

To this day I wonder whether he's a lonely pervert or just very dedicated troll.

>>20745860

>>20745884

And neither puppet fucker nor irredeemable bitch whore are the best characters.

Does anyone have that sketch of Fefari with dem sexy legs? It's the only time I ever really like the character.

Here, have sock fetish Aradia in return.

>>20745860

What about her?

Also, Captcha: Never Jurkme

>>20745884
Those two are fuckin' plebs when compared to the king of kings here.

>>20745892
>or
>Between two synonyms

wha?

>>20745905

Fuck yes, socks. I liked her ghost design the best for them socks.

>>20745904

I have a hard time getting into this comic.

Explain to me /co/ why I should take the time?

>>20745904
>>20745910
Well that's your opinion. Your very, very WRONG opinion.

>>20745910

Come on, his girl dumped him for a computer geek that wasn't even trying to get her. He's the betiest of betas.

>>20745824
One mroe time

>>20745946
Thats why they like him so much he's pretty much them.

>>20745931
Well just looking at /co/ threads I'd want to stay the fuck away, in fact I did for a great deal of time.

Then I actually read it and it was pretty good. It takes Hussie a while to get into the style and starts out kind of boring as he figures things out, but then it becomes really entertaining.

>>20745931
It's very slow to start off with, but get's better as time progresses. To put it into perspective, the first 200 or so pages are really just fucking around. The flashes themselves are worth going through things just for the eye candy, too.

Also shipping. It helps if you really, REALLY, like to ship characters.

Because there's like, a lot of it.

>>20745931

It gets better. First act is rather slow.

>>20745946
>Implying Eridan and those who like him aren't omegas

>>20745946
He doesn't need those disgusting 3D pig-beasts. He's got all the love he needs saved in a .png file.

>>20745973

So Omega is just another word for gigantic pussy, right?

Captcha: Insjuls John. Your name isn't John by any chance, is it?

>>20746001

I've seen omega male being defined as a complete loser that doesn't even try to score with the girls anymore, he's fine with his hug pillow or whatever.

>>20746001
Alpha=First=Gets all the pussy
Beta=Second=Gets less pussy, but still some pussy
Omega=Last=Gets little, if any, pussy and is generally a giant faggotpants pussybaby

Greek alphabet bro. It's not that hard.

>>20746034
Omega as fuck.

How do I find out which category I'm under?

I miss +4, this place fucking sucks.
4chan is a cesspool of shit.

Later, gaters.

>>20746068

If you wonder about it you are beta. Alphas just know they are alphas, that they deserve it.

>>20746084
Is it different for girls, though?

>>20746094

Are there even alpha and beta females? Never heard that terminology used.

>>20746094

I think it depends on what kind of guy your with. Like, are you part of the alpha male's alpha harem?

Hold your hand on the front of your neck.
Move your hand down to shoulder height.
Move your hand a bit to the left or right.

Do you feel that slightly bent bone jutting out?
Imagine if someone cut through it with a pair of bone-cutting scissors.

That's kinda what I want to do every time I see the fanbase hurl up something atrocious like a blowup doll with Kanaya's face taped onto it, or a fanfiction involving the worst scat fantasies ever. Or any of prisonsuit-rabbitman's art.

>>20746154
I'm a lesbian

>>20746163

Lesbians don't count, then.

>>20743741
Read something good.

>>20746159
I, on the other hand, have a boner right now.

>>20746163
Well then, just use the same terms if you're the kind that seeks out women.

>>20746180

>>20746163
Every fucking woman on the internet is either a whore, a lesbian, ugly or all three at the same time.

Saying you're a lesbian is like saying you're a virgin on the internet.

Everyone'd see it coming from a mile away.

>>20746180

Fuck you, fuck writerfag, and fuck other things.

>>20746197
Don't forget crazy.

There's a rule for internet females: Good looking, single, sane. Pick two.

>>20746220
I pick none, instead opting to murder the few things keeping me locked inside this awful place and then I try and seek out a woman who is more.

>>20745905
>>20745905
>>20745905
>>20745905
>>20745905
Guys I would really like this picture. I know I described pretty shitty but there can't be that many Fefari images out there.

Haven't been paying much attention recently. Did any particularly new and good fanart come out of the chart Karkat made in the latest update?

>>20746248
Screw you, don't make me get out the emanciated depressing cannibal Feferi picture.

Can't you guys talk about something not creepy for once?

>>20746277
>>20746277

>>20746277
This is Homestuck. There's nothing about it that's not creepy.

See this piece of fanart? Adorable, right? Watch the flash that came with the Squiddles amount. Behold, new connotations.

>>20746277
Let's talk about your birth. Oh wait.

>>20746277

It's saturday night and Hussie hasn't updated in days, it's not all that surprising that these threads aren't going anywhere pleasant.

>>20746329

>Hussie hasn't updated

Think again.

>>20746355
Not getting us this time, you dirty lying imp!

Nope, I'm just going to wait for other people to scream how you lied to them.

>>20746329
/co/ Homestuck threads are the best immediately after an update, then they slowly begin to entropy into horrible creepiness and voice acting drama until the next update hits.

It's been four days so we're in a pretty bad stretch.

>>20746318
>oh shit nigger what are you doing.jpg

>>20746180
>>20746186
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

Ungh.../coooooooo/...

Y-You have to help me, /co/! I gotta spin we8s super8ad!

>>20746416

There is just something incredibly funny about all the creepy things that have come out of these threads.

Meaty hand, the Kanaya doll, that fic... I don't care much for the things themselves, but you guy's reactions to them are priceless.

>>20746416
You know, with his powers, couldn't John, like, suck the webs out? You know, like, wind propelled web ripping.

>>20746467

Precisely why I do things like this.

>>20746416
You're a big girl, you can pull the webs out of your ass yourself.

Okay, so Vriska has a spinneret in her ass. Do you think other trolls might have some anatomy related to the animal in their zodiac sign? Like, for example, Nepeta could have six nipples, like a cat.

>>20746519
Nepeta is a hermaphrodite with a thorny feline penis. I saw a piece of fanart so I know it's true.

>>20746519
Karkat has...

crabs.

>>20746519

Aradia pubes resemble wool.

I seem to have misplaced a favorite pic of mine, and if any of you could help me that be much appreciated /co/mrades.

It was of the Homestuck kids, drawn as the salamander/lizard creatures of their respective Medium planets (i.e. Land of Heat and Clockwork)

>>20746519

Feferi's vagina smells like fish!

>>20746566
Obligatory Sollux has two dicks.

>>20746563

>>20746558
>>20746537
>>20746526
>>20746519

Alright, this is the part where I call it a night.

Have fun talking about... Whatever the hell it is you're talking about.

Also, if they had anatomy based on their Zodiac signs, Vriska would have a stinger, not a spinneret

>>20746519
Oh god.
Nipples sixfold.
Three on each boob.

>>20746519
If this was any close to being true, Eridan would have a seahorse's capability to become 'pregnant' as a male.
Equius would have a dick the size of an adult horse.
Terezi would be able to lay eggs or some other fucking lizard trick.
Kanaya is a virgin, forever.

>>20746573

in her ass

>>20746572

And that is why I love this board.

Many thanks!

Tavros' penis would make a great material for a cane.

>>20746628
/r/ing DeucexTavros porn now.

>>20746628

Are we really sure it was only his legs that cot cut off? Because if not, his member turned into a cane could easily end up in Clubs Deuce's inventory through time shenanigans.

I would love to fuck Vriska's spinneret until it prolapses.

>>20746655
It's the exact opposite, man. Tavros ain't got no dick. Just look at his sprite.

IT'S CANON, PEOPLE!

UPDATE!

ITS A LONG ASS PESTERLOG!

>>20746668
Hermaphrodite Nepeta getting her barbed dick stuck in Vriska's 'spinneret' after a session of attempted anal rape. My job here is done.

>>20746711
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY.gif

>>20746711

I love those brainstorming sessions for ideas like this.

>>20746655
Oh god.
Oh. Oh god.

>>20746702
you are still a liar

>>20746711
AC: XOO < IT'S STUCK!
AG: You stupid 8itch!
AC: X(( < Let me just try to get it ouuuuuu-
AG: 88888888GH! STOP PULLING! I H8 YOU! I H8 YOU!

>>20746808
Somebody write more. I... need it.

I hate you fags.

>>20746824
We love you too.

>>20746824
Hate you too, bitch. >{>

Alright, I'm going to fuck off now. Yell ideas for fics/art and I might do something to do with them.

>>20746846
Jade at a shooting range being instructed by Grandpa Harley.

>>20746846
Vriska reacting to all these stories about her spinning webs.

Andrew Hussie has about 45 minutes left to feed on human blood before the sun comes up, no updates on his twitter. He's having trouble finding a victim tonight, it seems.
@vamphussie

>now what?

get over here

>>>/tg/12548221

>>20745324
>>20745345

>>20746873
>>20746866
It was going to be a sorta "its not like I like you /co/" thing, but after going to that /tg/ link to see the pregnant Vriska's...

Goddamnit guys. Goddamn.

>>20746846
See
>>20746711
>>20746808
It was the first suggestion, so I dunno, go with that.

>>20746873
>/tg/

Nope. Fuck that shithole, not worth going to anymore.

>>20746873

They posted the bad comic.

Thread dead?

>>20747189
well fuck you too, buddy.